Headlines matching 'garage'
Tue March 16, 2010
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In just one day, English police caught a motorist steering his car with his elbows while using both hands to roll a cigarette and reading from a clipboard placed across the steering wheel, and another woman driving with her hood up (dailymail.co.uk)
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Mon March 15, 2010
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Good neighbor: Operates noisy equipment indoors, with the windows closed. Dead neighbor: It's a portable generator (nj.com)
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Thu March 11, 2010
Tue March 09, 2010
Mon March 01, 2010
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"...the worst we saw yesterday was a drunk young man pooping (in broad daylight) in the front yard of our neighbors across the street - he had to use snow as toilet paper which is a bit of a consolation I guess." (centredaily.com)
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Sun February 28, 2010
Tue February 23, 2010
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'The Man of Steel' goes platinum. A copy of Action Comics #1 sells for $1 million. Meanwhile, your boxes of X-titles have proven to be adequate shelf supports in the garage (abcnews.go.com)
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Mon February 22, 2010
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Cause you start out with illegal garage sales, then you're robbing liquor stores and sellin' crack and runnin' over school kids with your car (radio.woai.com)
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Sat February 13, 2010
Fri February 12, 2010
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Farmer upset by thefts of potatoes from his fields plant new crop of (a) carrots (b) cabbages or (c) landmines (news.bbc.co.uk)
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Mon February 01, 2010
Fri January 29, 2010
Thu January 28, 2010
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Chicago is cancelling their 3rd of July fireworks show. THAT IS UNAMERICAN. WHY DON'T YOU CARE ABOUT THE FOURTH OF JULY...oh, I see (chicagobreakingnews.com)
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Tue January 26, 2010
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Brits baffled by American love of gaudy land yachts (with pic of what a European RV might look like) (news.bbc.co.uk)
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Mon January 25, 2010
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Obama Press Guy to the Senate: "Mighty fine economy you got there, it'd be a shame if you didn't confirm Ben Bernanke and the economy were to tank" (dailykos.com)
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Sat January 23, 2010
Thu January 21, 2010
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Not news: Driver gets two tickets after police review speed camera. Fark: His car was parked (NSFWish sidebar image) (telegraph.co.uk)
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Tue January 19, 2010
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Six logical fallacies that cost you money every day. List would have been 1,000,006 logical fallacies that cost you money every day, but authors opted not to mention Congress (cracked.com)
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Fri December 25, 2009
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When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter, I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter. Away to the window I flew like a flash, and realized the pickup truck was about to crash (blog.al.com)
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Boy is finally reunited with American Dad. Family Guy still better (krgv.com)
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Tue December 22, 2009
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Usually when buildings shake in San Diego it's because of earthquakes or military testing, but this time nobody knows what caused it (at least that's what the streetlights want you to think) (signonsandiego.com)
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Wed December 02, 2009
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Man tells investigators he may have gone too far when he hit his friend in the head, stabbed him in the chest, and tied his feet to a bench so he couldn't chase him if he woke up. Which he didn't. Yeah. Too far (wsaw.com)
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Sun November 22, 2009
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