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Headlines matching 'future'
Wed February 08, 2012
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(The Raw Story) Amusing Long-term impact of globalism? In the future, all U.S. legislation will include references to Monty Python skits  (rawstory.com) (62)


Tue February 07, 2012
(Guardian) Interesting Soldiers of the future might have their minds plugged directly into weapons systems, hopefully including phased plasma rifles in the 40 watt range  (guardian.co.uk) (71)


Sun February 05, 2012
(Huffington Post) Obvious Tim Tebow: "Politics could be in my future"  (huffingtonpost.com) (202)
(SlashFilm) Followup Great Scott, it looks like there's some more good news about that Back to the Future musical. Specifically, that it's not happening  (slashfilm.com) (31)


Sat February 04, 2012
(Reuters) Unlikely Imagine the airport of the future: There are self-service bag drops, but no check-in desks. Your passage is seamless, punctuated only by periodic fondling of your junk by eager TSA staffers  (reuters.com) (42)


Fri February 03, 2012
(ZDNet UK) Spiffy Future of ACTA, Europe's SOPA cousin, in doubt after someone forgot Poland  (zdnet.co.uk) (34)


Thu February 02, 2012
(G4TV) Weird Back to the Future heads to Broadway?  (g4tv.com) (59)
(Boomstick Comics) Cool A prequel to Jackie Brown is in our near future. Sam Jackson does not get eaten by a shark this time  (boomstickcomics.com) (59)


Wed February 01, 2012
(Pravda) Interesting Americans about to create super weapon of the future - railgun. Russia surrenders  (english.pravda.ru) (96)


Mon January 30, 2012
(USA Today) Obvious Colts owner on Peyton Manning's future with the team. "I can't be sentimental. This isn't fantasy football"  (content.usatoday.com) (116)


Sat January 28, 2012
(Huffington Post) Unlikely Fran Drescher says aliens implanted microchip in her to help her find her future husband, berate Spinal Tap for album cover design  (huffingtonpost.com) (49)


Fri January 27, 2012
(MSNBC) Obvious If Iran didn't already know how to cause serious problems for the US in a future Persian Gulf conflict, they sure as hell do now  (msnbc.msn.com) (128)


Wed January 25, 2012
(Chicago Tribune) Followup Apple lifts NASDAQ futures over its shoulder and starts dragging them across the finish line  (chicagotribune.com) (8)


Tue January 24, 2012
(The New York Times) Silly Newt Gingrich will skip future debates if the crowd can't cheer him on as he attacks the media instead of answering the questions he is asked  (thecaucus.blogs.nytimes.com) (133)


Mon January 23, 2012
(Some Guy) Cool Today's cool thing: Watch Amanda Palmer and the Dresden Dolls perform the Violent Femmes' debut album live in Tasmania with the help of a Bad Seed, one of PJ Harvey's sidemen and the Femmes' bassist  (slicingupeyeballs.com) (49)


Sun January 22, 2012
(The New York Times) Scary Here's Steve Jobs as the Ghost of Labor Day Future. You really don't want to read the headstone he's pointing to  (nytimes.com) (244)


Thu January 19, 2012
(Yahoo) Followup Carnival Cruises, the parent company to Costa, will offer the victims of the sunken liner a $500 voucher, $100 onboard credit for a future cruise and a complimentary "How To Make a Towel Animal" booklet  (news.yahoo.com) (43)
(Some Guy) Sad Merle's been feeling Haggard lately so he canceled concert dates for the near future. The country music legend is currently recovering in a hospital, hoping to return soon  (ledger-enquirer.com) (32)


Sun January 15, 2012
(ABC) Followup US Coast Guard Cutter Healy and Russian Tanker Renda moor off of Nome, Alaska, ready to deliver the fuel to rescue a desperate town. Perhaps with this gesture, in the future, the two nations may become friends  (abcnews.go.com) (198)


Wed January 11, 2012
(Gigwise) Unlikely "Doubts Raised Over The Future Of Guitar Music." Raised by whom? Yanni? Zamfir, master of the pan flute?  (gigwise.com) (108)


Thu January 05, 2012
(Some Guy) Fail Building his resume for a future career with the DEA, Navy SEAL shoots self in head while demonstrating that his gun was not loaded  (nctimes.com) (284)
(Some Guy) Dumbass The five young, gay Iowa Republican caucus-goers interviewed in this article have bright futures as pretzel bakers, contortionists  (washingtonblade.com) (79)
(TC Palm) Florida Florida man bitten, stabbed after argument with girlfriend over missing New Year's Eve 'ball drop' on TV. To prevent future 'ball drop' violence, police suggest he set his DVR next time  (blogs.tcpalm.com) (10)


Wed January 04, 2012
(Deadline) Followup Fox still hasn't decided the future of low-rated, Nerf-gun sporting dinosaur "thriller" Terra Nova or whether or not Hugh Laurie will be back for another season of House  (deadline.com) (182)


Fri December 30, 2011
(Topless Robot) PSA Eleven things we can expect in the future, at least according to Buck Rogers in the 25th Century  (toplessrobot.com) (49)


Thu December 29, 2011
(The Sun) Sick Breakfast of the future: Crab porridge, pickled herring and prawns  (nla.thesun.co.uk) (113)


Tue December 27, 2011
(Fox News) Cool DeLorean from Back to the Future 3 sells for over $540,000. Unfortunately, wherever it's going, it still needs roads  (foxnews.com) (24)


Fri December 23, 2011
(Gamma Squad) Interesting Five things that shouldn't exist in the future, yet still show up in Sci-fi all the time  (gammasquad.uproxx.com) (139)
(Aspen Daily News) Dumbass Aspen Colorado solves homeless problem by sending the homeless to North Dakota where they'll be cryogenically frozen for future generations  (aspendailynews.com) (75)


Thu December 22, 2011
(Some Guy) Cool IBM reveals five innovations that will change our lives forever in the near future, or at least until something else gets invented  (www-03.ibm.com) (37)


Fri December 16, 2011
(Gizmag) Spiffy Image3D lets you create your own Viewmaster reels. THE FUTURE IS *HERE*  (gizmag.com) (15)
(The New York Times) Asinine Benton Harbor, Michigan is a model for the future. A future where corporations get millions in tax breaks to build their headquarters and private golf courses on public land and the mayor and city council can be fired by the governor on a whim  (nytimes.com) (86)


Thu December 15, 2011
(Google) Photoshop Photoshop theme: the future is now  (images.google.com) (32)


Tue December 13, 2011
(I Heart Chaos) Cool In ten years, we'll finally get cars that look like they're from the future. About damn time  (iheartchaos.com) (87)


Wed December 07, 2011
(Warming Glow) Scary Louis C.K. on the Future of America: 'Girl Rules, Boys Drool'  (warmingglow.uproxx.com) (218)
(Pravda) Video Samsung unveils video of fantastic mobile device of the future  (english.pravda.ru) (38)
(Some Guy) Interesting Seven sci-fi ideas about the future of sex and marriage that might come true  (bigthink.com) (92)
(The Register) Interesting The solar winds are ruining any future opportunity for lunar crop farming  (theregister.co.uk) (16)


Mon December 05, 2011
(Daily Mail) Cool In the future, your house will be lit by firefly like bacteria. Shiny  (dailymail.co.uk) (83)


Sat December 03, 2011
(YouTube) Dumbass Maybe next time this dipshiat will bayonet his junk instead of his $$$ flatscreen TV, and spare future generations in the process (profanity)  (youtube.com) (36)


Fri December 02, 2011
(Some Guy) Cool Pictures of 1940s NYC by some kid named Kubrick. You'd think he'd've had a future involving cameras, or film, or something  (retronaut.co) (69)
(Yahoo) Unlikely In a sure sign of Barbara Walters' future battles with dementia, the Kardashians make her list of the 10 Most Fascinating People of 2011  (news.yahoo.com) (32)


Thu December 01, 2011
(I Heart Chaos) Cool If Toyota's new Fun-Vii concept car comes to fruition, your car of the future will be mostly a giant rolling iPhone  (iheartchaos.com) (59)


Wed November 30, 2011
(Wired) Cool Nine gifts that will take you to the future, with the most obvious and appropriate item at #1  (wired.com) (24)
(Daily Mail) Obvious Daniel Craig says the Kardashians are 'f***ing idiots' for making careers out of their private lives. In future news, Fox announces new reality show "I used to be James Bond"  (dailymail.co.uk) (81)


Tue November 29, 2011
(Yahoo) Obvious Iran bans video game for predicting the future  (news.yahoo.com) (82)


Thu November 24, 2011
(Short List) Cool Check out this floating lamp. The future goes *THERE,* on the end table  (shortlist.com) (23)


Tue November 22, 2011
(Boing Boing) Scary When radium was a beauty product. THE FUTURE IS *NOT* HERE  (boingboing.net) (74)


Mon November 21, 2011
(Gizmag) Cool Shackleton Energy Company plans to establish first lunar base and gas stations in space. THE FUTURE IS *HERE*  (gizmag.com) (26)


Fri November 18, 2011
(CBS News) Cool A new material that is 99.99 percent air may carry a lot of weight in the near future  (cbsnews.com) (41)


Thu November 17, 2011
(NYPost) Cool "You are kidding yourself if you think you can be one of the highest-taxed states in the nation, have a reputation for being anti-business - and have a rosy economic future." - so says hatemongering GOP monster Andrew Cuomo  (nypost.com) (284)


Mon November 14, 2011
(Gigwise) Cool Well, at least there's some good news on the horizon, Doctor Who fans: John Barrowman doesn't think Torchwood will be back for a fifth season  (gigwise.com) (76)
(Reuters) Spiffy Reuters writes about the future of online advertising and mentions Fark as a site that generates "a huge amount of loyalty online"  (blogs.reuters.com) (3)


Thu November 10, 2011
(Gizmodo) Cool Deep-frying portable grill. THE FUTURE IS *HERE*  (gizmodo.com) (28)
(Marketwatch) Misc Natural gas futures encounter silent but deadly drop  (marketwatch.com) (11)
(Some Guy) Unlikely Martin Scorsese says 3D holograms are the future of cinema  (filmschoolrejects.com) (44)


Wed November 09, 2011
(Gizmodo) Cool Rideable Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots. THE FUTURE IS *HERE*  (gizmodo.com) (19)


Sat November 05, 2011
(JSOnline) Scary Cattle futures are pushing beef prices to the stratosphere. This time, the steaks have never been higher  (jsonline.com) (57)


Fri November 04, 2011
(CNN) Sad Dippin' Dots, the ice cream of the future, files Chapter 11  (money.cnn.com) (68)
(MSNBC) Stupid More family photos with pets. With lots of 'awkward' for future trauma, embarrassment, and FUN  (today.msnbc.msn.com) (101)


Wed November 02, 2011
(Telegraph) Unlikely Government report states future violent gang members can be spotted at age three  (telegraph.co.uk) (142)


Tue November 01, 2011
(CNN) Interesting Forget orange juice futures, peanut butter is SKYROCKETING  (money.cnn.com) (120)


Sat October 29, 2011
(LiveLeak) Spiffy You gotta think there's a skull fracture in his future  (liveleak.com) (24)


Fri October 28, 2011
(Gizmodo) Cool Invisible glass eliminates glare. THE FUTURE IS *THWACK*... okay, who the hell closed the door?  (gizmodo.com) (25)


Thu October 27, 2011
(Boing Boing) Amusing Edible Venn diagrams. THE FUTURE IS *HERE*  (boingboing.net) (21)


Sun October 23, 2011
(Fox News) Sad "The transitional government leader Mustafa Abdul-Jalil set out a vision for the post-Qaddafi future with an Islamist tint, saying that Islamic Sharia law would be the "basic source" of legislation in the country"  (foxnews.com) (232)


Thu October 20, 2011
(Daily Kos) Amusing Time to buy JiffyPop futures: The GOP may have a brokered convention this year  (dailykos.com) (88)

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