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254 headlines found matching 'future'
Thu July 28, 2016
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(UploadVR)
 
 
 
Virtual reality expert and Oculus CTO John Carmack is sick and tired of proprietary VR file formats fighting a deathmatch with one another, says new 3D format GLTF will be the JPEG of the future used to build the metaverse. Carmack has spoken
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(National Review)
 
 
 
"Why is it always morning again for Republicans?"
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(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
If stores are charging five cents per plastic bag to reduce litter, how come there isn't a similar charge on takeout coffee cups?
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Wed July 27, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
McDonald's is FINALLY allowing people to walk through their drive-thrus
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Tue July 26, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
After Trump attacks his speech, Sen Corey Booker responds "I don't want to answer his hate with hate. I'm not going to answer his garbage with garbage. I love him. I know his kids, I know his family. They're good - the children especially- people"
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
I understand the words, but not in this order: "Google just accurately simulated a molecule with quantum computing"
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(The Register)
 
 
 
By 2040, computers will need more electricity than the world can generate
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Mon July 25, 2016
(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Move over kale. Scientists now think cockroach milk could be the superfood of the future
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Sun July 24, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
Debbie Wasserman Schultz is out as Democratic Chairwoman, the day before the DNC starts. Popcorn futures at all-time high
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Mystery Science Theater 3000 season 11 will be debuting as a Netflix original "in the not too distant future", with an added bonus of Pearl, Bobo, and Brain Guy
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Sat July 23, 2016
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Hershey's chocolate giant facing major test. No, not making an actual chocolate bar, but figuring out what the changing tastes of Millennials means for their future as a company (though making an actual chocolate bar would be nice, too)
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Fri July 22, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
You know your future marriage is in trouble when your fiancé attempts to bury you in a shallow grave
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Trump succeeds in delivering speech no one will want to plagiarize
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Theme: Caution signs for the future
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Thu July 21, 2016
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Five-year-old girl rushes the stage at a Five Finger Death Punch concert, hugs lead singer Ivan Moody into submission
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
United Nations report declares that saving the environment requires people to work shorter hours. Your boss still wants you to respond to emails at night and on weekends
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Wed July 20, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Future You travels back from the future to deliver you a dire portent of coming events, yet they die in front of you before the message can be delivered. What do you do? I need to know IMMEDIATELY
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
The best phone you've ever come across?
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Tue July 19, 2016
(KIWA Radio)
 
 
 
87-year old lady driving her SUV backs into a Cadillac being driven by a 67-year old woman, filling in a slow news day and the blank in a future list of best proto-punk steam metal band names
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass baby feathertail glider weighs in at one gram at Australian zoo
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The GOP is anticipating an election day loss, so they've got a shadow convention planned to discuss the party's future. Trump, of course, is not invited
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Mon July 18, 2016
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Trump's campaign manager calls Bush family part of the past, says he is dealing the future. Which is odd since Bushes have a biblical track record on advising how to deal with despots who think they are god
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
United Airlines pilot and West Virginia state representative who called for Hillary Clinton to be executed has had his future flights canceled
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Yasiel Puig might have struck out during a crucial time in his team's loss to Arizona, but at least he looked stylish with these 'Win for Vin' cleats
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Sun July 17, 2016
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Future baseball Hall of Fame inductee Ichiro Suzuki is now only 6 hits shy of 3,000. Not bad for a guy who didn't get to MLB until the age of 27
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Thu July 14, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Law enforcement hands custody of the Pulse Nightclub back to the owners. Forget to turn on the burglar alarm. What could possibly go wrong?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
If you found out your SO was secretly royalty and was just hiding that fact to try to live a normal life, would you stay with them?
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
10 predictions about the future. Can even ONE of these lists be positive?
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Wed July 13, 2016
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Firm launches AI-powered venture capitalist. In other news, AI-powered VC firm backs dozens of killbot projects
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(MarketingLand)
 
 
 
Warner learns that it really is about ethics in video game journalism
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Mon July 11, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
If you want to meet some determined moms, check out what's going on in China
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
Tory candidate for PM fails after playing the mummy card blew up in her face. As she told Britain she never said 'that' in Times interview, The Times released transcript proving that she indeed said 'that'
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(Aeon.co)
 
 
 
The very real proposal to shield future humans from toxic waste using glowing cats
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Sun July 10, 2016
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Turns out Italians can be as bone-stupid about food as anyone else
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Vote on contempt of Parliament could damage Tony Blair's political future
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Sat July 09, 2016
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
The CW might be bringing back Constantine
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Fri July 08, 2016
(Fansided)
 
 
 
Kevin Durant explains raising the price of his shoes to $150 by saying 'I'm not an $88 dollar player." Soooooo, should Derrick Rose's shoes be 99 cents?
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(Metro)
 
 
 
1986: Parents sue record companies for corrupting the children. 2016: Children sue Snapchat for corrupting them
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Thu July 07, 2016
(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
And the winner in the facial recognition competition is: Mankind 1. Artificial intelligence 0
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Google says its self-driving cars can learn cyclists' hand signals, are still working on recognizing middle finger gesture
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Bomb-sniffing Cyborg Locusts is not the name of SyFy's newest movie
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(CNN)
 
 
 
So, Magic 8 Ball, will Trump have the full support of the 1,237 delegates he needs to win on the first ballot of the GOP convention? (shake, shake, shake) "The future is hazy"
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(E! Online)
 
 
 
Seattle Seahawks fans can unanimously agree upon who they can blame for the team's future failings
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Wed July 06, 2016
(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Republican strategist says Donald Trump's use of racist, anti-Semitic imagery is intentional; "He knows his fans are racist men screaming for hot pockets and a new Holocaust while stroking their assault rifles"
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Awesome is having your hotel staff storm the place dressed and armed like ISIS terrorists for a prank
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Tue July 05, 2016
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Black Lives Matter Toronto halts Canada's biggest pride parade to demand gay police officers be banned from future parades, which is strange because it's not like black culture has traditionally had a problem with gays
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Mon July 04, 2016
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
IKEA museum opens. Maze-like layout will take eight hours to get through unless you follow the convenient arrows painted onto the floor
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Sun July 03, 2016
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
The British are obsessed with their weather, so the Met Office is asking thousands of them to buy £60 mini weather stations to crowdsource storm data
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(Road & Track)
 
 
 
Ferraris are what people settle for when they can't get their hands on Aston-Martin's 200mph flying wedge from 1979: "The Bulldog was as long as a Seventies Cadillac and resembled a pissed-off Lotus Esprit. Its coefficient of drag was 0.34"
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Sat July 02, 2016
(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
Newly uncovered Shakespeare documents reveal his desire to climb the social ladder. Basically, more back story for future biographies
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(Venture Beat)
 
 
 
Alexa, Amazon's virtual assistant, can now order tens of millions of Amazon products for you. But you may have to specify that you just want a few of those at a time
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Thu June 30, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Women will be having more sex with robots than with men by 2025. 2016 if you count "personal massagers"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Today on USA's "Making a Dictator" episode, Donald Trump says support him or be banned from running for future political positions
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Alvin Toffler got future-shocked
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Wed June 29, 2016
(SportsBlog)
 
 
 
Andrew Luck becomes newest overpaid NFL quarterback with best contract we've ever seen
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
James Dobson: "When I said Donald Trump had converted to Christianity, I didn't mean Donald Trump had converted to Christianity"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
US gives Iraq $2.7B credit to buy military equipment that the US will destroy sometime in the future
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(PBS)
 
 
 
"Could the USA finally adopt the metric system?" ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Tue June 28, 2016
(Break)
 
 
 
When your Nope forgets how to nope
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
John Cusack turns 50 yet kickboxing still the sport of the future
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(Geek.com)
 
 
 
Meet Pillo. He's a home health robot that poops out your pills
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Daniel Radcliffe has reached the "return to the franchise that made him rich" stage in his career, but "only if the script is right"
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Mon June 27, 2016
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
DC Metro running contest for best suggestions to improve rider experience. Not running over people and adding pole dancers already submitted
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
FAA finally approves "drone journalism," using the flying devices to cover news events. Which is not to be confused with the drone journalism used by the hosts on CNN
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(Computerworld)
 
 
 
Photoshop Theme - When machines take over
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Sun June 26, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Budget cuts due to the Brexit can already be felt on the Hydraulic Press Channel (link fixed)
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
NBC vows to stop canceling shows so quickly in the future
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Fri June 24, 2016
(Fansided)
 
 
 
NBA draft grades for every team. Boston fans haven't been this sad since Len Bias died
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
The insane in Spain take advantage of UK pain
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Scotland and Northern Ireland vow to leave little England wallowing in its own mess
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Thu June 23, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Solar plane takes two days to fly non-stop from New York to Spain. Compared to checking luggage, getting through TSA, boarding, last minute maintenance, baggage claim, and customs in Madrid, it will revolutionize cross Atlantic travel
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(Star Trek)
 
 
 
Star Trek fan-film rules released by CBS & Paramount. Of course, they will be obeyed as faithfully as Kirk obeyed the Prime Directive
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(The Motley Fool)
 
 
 
In memoriam, cable companies, 1948-2016. They throttled, harassed, overcharged and annoyed, but no one can ever say they didn't support those movie channels that seemed to only play Con-Air and Mrs. Doubtfire
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Tue June 21, 2016
(BBC)
 
 
 
Do you discipline your child with "a good hard spanking" from time to time? Congratulations, you're raising a future Chinese banker
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Physicist claims technology will soon be available for people to download their personality to a computer and create an avatar of themselves before they die, thereby ensuring that all your loved ones will be able to haunt you from beyond the grave
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Like the idea of cremation but hate the unpleasant eco after-effects? Now, there's Cremo-helper, leaves just some "leftover coffee-colored effluents" behind
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Mon June 20, 2016
(The Local)
 
 
 
Do you discipline your child with "a good hard spanking" from time to time? Congratulations, you're raising a future potential mass murderer
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Nick Young and Iggy Azalea break up, thus ending the most awkward couple nickname ever
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Sun June 19, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Back to the Future 3 engine?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bill Maher has a panel to discuss gun control, and one conservative was more worried about ISIS than mass shootings. And then things escalated quickly
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Sat June 18, 2016
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
"It won't take long for us to put the band back together," vows Curb Your Enthusiasm's once and future executive producer
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Fri June 17, 2016
(MSN)
 
 
 
So, what happens when you promise free pizza to 60 million people? Well, people will jump on it like a bunch of starving wolves
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Thu June 16, 2016
(CNBC)
 
 
 
VW gets Dieselgate announcement pushed back. In news from the future, VW offers to buy back affected vehicles for $1,000 below trade-in value, with a free kick in the nuts for good measure
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Dr. Sam Beckett righted a lot of wrongs throughout history, except for that one time he was responsible for Donald Trump
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Samurai Jack will return darker and more epic
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(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Trump has hired an actual killer to run his Iowa campaign. Bonus: he's the Governor's son
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(CBS Chicago)
 
 
 
If there is a pool to project future SNL cast members, go pick 8th grader Jack Aiello right now, as he delivers the best student graduation speech ever
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Juan Uribe was like 'ouch my balls' because he couldn't find a cup that would fit him
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Wed June 15, 2016
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Nothing to see here - just the ripple effect of a rock 21x the size of the sun skipping across the pond that is space itself
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Texas is slowly being sucked into the underworld for all its sins
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(The Stack)
 
 
 
Co-creator of Android: All hail our future AI overlord (Slightly paraphrased.)
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Mon June 13, 2016
(Gizmodo UK)
 
 
 
Amazon's new voice helper Alexa will be able to tell if you're in a bad mood
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Sun June 12, 2016
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
For future reference, THIS is what "The Muslim community condemning the Orlando attack" looks like, with a bonus side of organizing a blood drive to help the victims
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Sat June 11, 2016
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Jack Bauer could return in 24: Legacy. Looks like the writers are RUNNING OUT OF STUNT CASTING
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(CosmosUp)
 
 
 
Kepler 22b, the planet which scientists say holds the best hope yet for future human habitation, could have continents, oceans and creatures already living on its surface, they believe
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
When you're playing "the world's tiniest violin" for your entitled and spoiled friends, you no longer have to do so euphemistically
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Dead men don't read condolence letters. Unless they're not dead that is
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Fri June 10, 2016
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
NASCAR red flag in Michigan because of big rodent. Insert favorite driver joke here
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(eWeek)
 
 
 
Google and Oxford researchers are now studying ways to stop Artificial Intelligence systems from misbehaving, other than just pulling out the plug
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(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
Hope for the future: People are spending less time on social media apps like Facebook, Twitter, Snapchat, and Instagram
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(Is There Any Deal)
 
 
 
Welcome back to the Friday Fark Gaming thread. Are you spending the GDP of a small caribbean country on the summer sales? For the next just under 9 hours, GOG is giving System Shock 2. Are you playing FO4? MOO? Stellaris? Come join us for a nice chat
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Doctor Who producer Steven Moffat says the 12th Doctor was almost black, until Peter Capaldi saw what that did to Ted Danson's career
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Thu June 09, 2016
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
LeBron James is just a blatant egotist who does selfish things like helping over 1000 kids go to college
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(Examiner)
 
 
 
Jared ready to become the face of the mediocre Los Angeles Rams
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(Radio Times)
 
 
 
Real life Dalek offers to save lives. A clever trap or are Daleks misunderstood?
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Child's balloon stuck in a tree? This looks like a job for HEAVY MACHINERY GIRL
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
The Rockies accidentally tried out the two first basemen shift and it didn't work out very well. Who's on first?
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Speed reading course and speed e-reader subscription. If you read less than 3 pages per minute it explodes. (Sponsored Link)
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Wed June 08, 2016
(Entertainment Tonight)
 
 
 
Kaley Cuoco and her boyfriend get their freak on by beginning things with a little horse foreplay
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Teen who knows his rights gets nearly killed by cop giving out contempt of cop lesson
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Best Buy CEO sells off half of his stock in the company but maintains everything is fine, nothing to see here, things couldn't be better, hey why is the stock price tanking?
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Family physician "afraid" of vaccines, says it's all about the colon
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(UPI)
 
 
 
High school student expresses his love for one of his favorite video games by bringing it to his prom as his date, pretty much locking in his date for all future reunions
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Tue June 07, 2016
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
"The backpack of the near future will have everything modern high school students need: device-charging ports, onboard Bluetooth and Wi-Fi, and bulletproof Kevlar panels" (pic)
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Mon June 06, 2016
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
New Star Trek to be an infomercial for HP. No word on whether demon sheep are the new Ferengi
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(Star Trek)
 
 
 
To celebrate the 50th anniversary of Star Trek, Mattel will offer Kirk, Spock, and Uhura Barbie dolls, confusing thousands of Trekkies who will insist they are "action figures"
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Sat June 04, 2016
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Tony Visconti says "great new music" from David Bowie's vault is close to being released
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(Some Guy with an Umbrella Drink)
 
 
 
Grab some rum, this is your official Democratic Virgin Islands caucus thread. In 2008, it was Obama's best "state". "No One" won this year's GOP caucus. SPF 30 recommended for Berners as Hillary is predicted to win
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Fri June 03, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
النشيد الوطني أسمى من أن يُساء له .. الإساءه تلحق صاحب فكرة الإعلان
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(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Anyone wondering what the Republicans' excuse will be for Trump in the future, just read this article from August 2015
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(New Circular)
 
 
 
Drew Curtis to open 'Fark Encounter: A News Aggregator Boat of Biblical Proportions'
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Thu June 02, 2016
(Examiner)
 
 
 
The New York Jets don't want to sign Ryan Fitzpatrick because he threw too many interceptions in the season finale
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bill Clinton suggests you white, non-college-educated Americans need to be led along in to the future, what say you ignoramuses?
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(The Walrus (Canada))
 
 
 
Why those damn Canadians are better than us Americans .....and everyone else. Hint: It's because they have no Trump
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
You'll no longer have to rely on 8 mini pretzels filling you up on your next United Airlines flight
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Wed June 01, 2016
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Detroit Tigers relief pitcher Francisco Rodriguez contracted the Zika virus in the off season while in Venezuela and he wouldn't blame athletes for skipping the Olympics: "If they have plans to have kids in the future, you've got to think about it"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
PGA puts on its maximum troll face and announces that the PGA tour event currently held at the Trump Doral resort will be moved...to Mexico City
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Mitch McConnell, while sitting in a burning room, says "this is fine"
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
In a move that will no way disrupt housing costs, venture capitalist proposes pilot program for universal basic income in Oakland
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Tue May 31, 2016
(Engadget)
 
 
 
A 45-year-old New York law that requires all drivers to have one hand on the steering wheel of a car at all times is preventing autonomous vehicles taking the road there
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(Missoulian)
 
 
 
Woman who pushed husband off cliff in Glacier National Park appealing to U.S. Supreme Court, not at all appealing to future boyfriends
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The Natural Resources Defense Council endorses Hillary Clinton noting Donald Trump's plans to raze the national parks and salt the earth where they stood
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Sun May 29, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Posting photos online is not living. You are producing your own obituary"
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
So what would really happen if we ran completely out of fossil fuels? Besides Tesla drivers being even more smug than they already are
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(Leicester Mercury)
 
 
 
Hmmm, I need a new trick to show my audience. I've got it--I'll pull a playing card out of my nose. That will shock the heck out of them
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(Stack Exchange)
 
 
 
Parking garages of the future will be located at your local LaGrange point. A HOW HOW HOW HOW?
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Sat May 28, 2016
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Future Bob Dole Bernie Sanders goes on Real Time to talk about Donald Trump's chickening out of the debate and his sudden flip-flopping on superdelegates
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Every now and then you come across a kid who has enough sarcasm to bring back your faith in the next generation
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Fri May 27, 2016
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Little Marco is as big a hypocrite off the campaign trail as he is on
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Thu May 26, 2016
(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
"I desperately need money for my sister's cancer treatment ...so please shoot an arrow at me"
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Wed May 25, 2016
(Blastr)
 
 
 
Ron Perlman really, really wants to play Cable in the Deadpool sequel. "I'm the only one with Cable's friggin HAIR"
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(Wimp)
 
 
 
A tribute to M-i-l-l-e-n-n-i-a-L. Gotta love 'em. Uhhh, do I get a trophy for submitting this?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Americans used 10 billion gigabytes of mobile data last year, not including AT&T wireless customers who were able to download as much as 3 megabytes
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Japanese roach trap is strong enough to catch a sumo wrestler. In other news JAPAN HAS ROACHES THE SIZE OF SUMO WRESTLERS
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Tue May 24, 2016
(NBC News)
 
 
 
It's great that you're using natural insect repellent to save the Earth, however, your future misshapen children might not think so
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Theoretical physicist on GoT time travelling: "It's complete and utter craziness." Warning - may contain spoilers. But in a closed time loop that doesn't really matter
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(KTUU Alaska)
 
 
 
Surgeon performs three successful heart transplants in 34 hours. In an unrelated story, the same hospital is running perilously low on Adderall
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Mon May 23, 2016
(The Stack)
 
 
 
Apparently dynamic hyperconvergence could be the future of data centres. Subby not quite sure what that is, but it sounds like something to do with spaceships
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Motorola releasing new RAZR because flip phones are back in style
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Sun May 22, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
The future of American politics is here, and...boy, does it look f*cking terrifying
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Sat May 21, 2016
(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Before you pat yourself on the back for waddling out of bed this morning, meet the college hurdler who ruptured her Achilles tendon in the first turn but still finished the race to help her team
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Thu May 19, 2016
(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Japan's Democratic Party unveils new logo, which is immediately ridiculed as indecent for depicting act of either kancho or groping
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Wed May 18, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
BBC clarifies recipe policy, says they will not delete 11,000 online recipes, but simply keep them on dusty password-protected file server in basement of Broadcasting House under label "beware of the lion." Just kidding, you can google them
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Hoverboard. The real deal
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(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
People please take it easy on the Republican wingnuts that are fleeing to "redoubt" states, they're just scared and looking for a safe place to shelter themselves from the future
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Tue May 17, 2016
(The Street)
 
 
 
Taco Bell tests restaurant of the future, with hip decors (Modern Explorer, California Sol, Heritage and Urban Edge) attractive and tasteful enough for you to come inside to eat. Dare I say, Taco Bell wants to appeal to h-- those people
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(MSN)
 
 
 
A secret wartime deal shaped the Middle East nearly a century ago, and it still shapes the Middle East today
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Mon May 16, 2016
(ABC7 Chicago)
 
 
 
Sinead O'Connor missing. Cyborg from the future sought by police
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Newsweek catches up with one of the subjects of its 1966 story on teens, future WKRP star Jan Smithers. Among the questions not asked: Bailey or Jennifer?
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Sun May 15, 2016
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Argentina taunts Britain by saying if the country goes through with the Brexit, they will immediately reclaim the Falklands, officially paving the way for New Order's Blue Monday '16
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Sat May 14, 2016
(Vice)
 
 
 
The hugest thing at CES Asia this year was this self-driving robot suitcase
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(Tech Times)
 
 
 
Hyundai is building an Iron Man robotic exoskeleton (pics)
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Want a science fiction story set in a surreal future in which the characters can't get a date to save their lives? Why not Zoidberg?
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Fri May 13, 2016
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Want to know the future of broadcast television? A better question may be: You mean there are still people who watch broadcast television?
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Future train wreck Kylie Jenner breaks up with gangster rapper Tyga
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Tue May 10, 2016
(Adweek)
 
 
 
Yesterday's news: The sheriff is racist for arresting black teen for sexting. Today's news: Sheriff calls report deceitful because white teen was also arrested. Tomorrow's news: TV station hiring brand new news department
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(IGN)
 
 
 
Simon Kinberg confirms that old man Jackman's final Wolverine movie will be rated R and set in the future
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Critics are being unkind to X-Men: Apocalypse, which is just "clichés and tropes and place-holding mediocrity; Bryan Singer may have done X-Men in 2000 and his return in Days of Future Past was welcome, but he should have quit while he was ahead"
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(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Orlando City Council votes 4-3 in favor of decriminalizing marijuana up to 20 grams, ensuring steady supply of Florida-tagged Fark headlines
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Sun May 08, 2016
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Massachusetts Congressman says cancelling billions-over-budget rail project would make Washington not trust state to manage future transportation projects. Good?
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(Greensboro News & Record)
 
 
 
The future of NC: "heterosexual declaration cards" are required to use the bathroom, "mandatory open carry", and an economy consisting of "rundown farms, rusted mobile homes, junk cars and collapsing shells of old textile mills"
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
After the Call of Duty: Infinite Warfare reveal trailer gets a record 450,000+ dislikes in a few days, Activision CEO responds with ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Fri May 06, 2016
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
While Call of Duty advances into the 'Infinite' future with their warfare, The Battlefield series decides it's time to visit the past. 100 years in the past to be exact
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
It's that time of the year, when WWE "future endeavors" its roster. Zen Colter, Alex Riley, Hornswoggle all cut. Shushy safe for now
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Thu May 05, 2016
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Is Felix's long lost sister for real? What future is Kira seeing? Will Sarah's sestras light her on fire? Does Ira have a plan? Find out on tonight's episode of 'Orphan Black' on BBC America at 10 PM EDT
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Barry Diller, the man who greenlit The Simpsons, cancels all future episodes of Trump: 1600. "He's an evil character"
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Peter Gabriel and St. Vincent helping out with medical music project which is attempting to understand how music may help in some medical treatments in the place of drugs
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Wed May 04, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
CNN anchor basically asks a despondent RNC Chairman Reince Priebus if he picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Here's a look at life inside a Chinese bitcoin mine
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Mon May 02, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Rich guys now have their own Burning Man. It's about time the Koch Brothers can do ecstasy without having to rub elbows with the help
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(Wow 24/7)
 
 
 
Call Of Duty: Infinite Warfare trailer proves cigars are still cool, Switzerland and spaceships are so hot right now, and David Bowie's musical legacy is ripe for pillaging
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Do you have incompetent coworkers? What have they done or not done?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
How early do you normally get to work? Or are you usually late? How long of a lunch do you take?
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Sun May 01, 2016
(Seeking Alpha)
 
 
 
Why BlackBerry's future lies in cheap, unbranded $150 phones rather than $600 handsets
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Sat April 30, 2016
(GoFundMe)
 
 
 
Please help Ultrafarker Wookiemonster's friend Meagan who was victim of an carjacking gone awry. They got the carjacker, so that's good
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Scientist: Somebody alive today will live for 1000 years. My money's on Zsa Zsa
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Our new robot spider overlords have six legs, laser scanners, and are equipped with 3D printing arms. Thanks for the nightmares, Seimens
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Fri April 29, 2016
(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
They finally made a helicopter that requires very little pilot skill. Unfortunately it's battery powered and only lasts about an hour
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Charlie Sheen's attorney says a restraining order requested by his ex-fiancee is a publicity stunt. Almost as much of a publicity stunt as becoming engaged to Charlie Sheen
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Thu April 28, 2016
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Kim Kardashian has criticised the Wall Street Journal for an ad denying the Armenian genocide, presumably after someone read it to her
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
DARPA's rocket-dodging armored vehicles will be here any day now
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
After more than 40 years, Barnes & Noble founder decides it's time to write his final chapter and close the book
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Megyn Kelly addresses the idiotic elephant in the room and asks shambling succubus Carly Fiorina how she expects to win when Cruz has been mathematically eliminated from contention
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Drone races are so yesterday. Brain-controlled drone races are now the future
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Wed April 27, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Amerigeddon - directed by Chuck Norris' son Mike. Yes, it's as bad as you think
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
The best part of Hillary's speech last night was Bill's lifeless gaze
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(Examiner)
 
 
 
With so many freshman setting themselves up for failure in the NBA Draft, Cal's Ivan Rabb is trying to become the No. 1 pick
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(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
"One would think we could celebrate the recognition that Harriet Tubman will be given on future $20 bills without demeaning former President Andrew Jackson as a monster..." One has obviously never met a liberal
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Tue April 26, 2016
(National Audubon Society)
 
 
 
Today is John James Audubon's 231st birthday. Time to go shoot one of those feathered lizards and paint the little bugger - for science
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Mon April 25, 2016
(Examiner)
 
 
 
Sam Bradford demands a trade from Philadelphia Eagles. Apparently, the starting QB is afraid of the competition from a future draft pick
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Android developer course: novice to ninja. Much cooler than a bootcamp, but only if there are pirates. (Sponsored Link)
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Sun April 24, 2016
(Modern Readers)
 
 
 
It's been an extraordinary week for Alzheimer's research, with two groundbreaking discoveries having been made that could transform future treatment. In other news, it's been an extraordinary week for Alzheimer's research
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Fox News uses a stuffed armadillo they tried to pass off as live in order to persuade viewers there is "nothing to worry about with global warming"
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Sat April 23, 2016
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
In scrapped interview with Rolling Stone Prince talked about his addiction. Addiction to recording music
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Thu April 21, 2016
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Turkey demands visa-free travel to countries in the EU, and if it doesn't get its way, they will go back on their deal to reabsorb all the migrants from the country everyone wants to get rid of
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(Sport 24 (South Africa))
 
 
 
Lewis Hamilton invites Formula 1 to bite him: "I've been here for 10 years, given my blood, sweat and tears for the sport. I don't feel like I owe it anything more"
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Wed April 20, 2016
(Vox)
 
 
 
Sure, Hillary, you'll probably get the nomination, maybe even the White House ...but that still doesn't mean you're the future of the Democratic Party. That belongs to Bernie Sanders
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(Worldwide Interweb)
 
 
 
What if all female celebrities were bald. Dammit, I knew a Telly Savalas reference was way too risky for today's modern internet society
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Universal Studios Japan decides its Back to the Future theme park attraction (last one remaining in the world) has no future, will shut it down on May 31 and auction off all the DeLoreans and props
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(TechRadar)
 
 
 
Facebook experimenting with 'tip jar' so users can get paid for their content. No word if Fark will follow suit with its own 'Pickle Jar' version
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Why your brain loves procrastin
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Tue April 19, 2016
(WALB Albany)
 
 
 
KKK "Grand Wizard" proved he had magical powers to see into the future as he warned GA police during an 8-hour armed stand-off that "somebody's gonna die today" and damnned if he wasn't right
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(Silicon Republic)
 
 
 
"How do we prevent a robot takeover in fintech?"
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(National Post)
 
 
 
After 8 years in Guantanomo, now free on bail in Canada, former prisoner is engaged to be married to a human rights activist who helped free him. Wait... bail? Wait... engaged to a..?
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Mon April 18, 2016
(KOCO Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Submitted for your approval: Man who claims to be from the future (where everyone is dead) is arrested after assaulting an employee and stealing chicken and bacon from a fast-food restaurant
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
First detailed snapshots of Venus from the Akatsuki probe reveal strange clouds, which could indicate that Venus is way ahead of Earth in legalizing marijuana
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Season 2 of SyFy's 12 Monkeys will forgo the plague storyline for "something more dangerous" that has nothing to do with the entire reason the show exists
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Sun April 17, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
North Korea's new shipment of fireworks has arrived
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Sat April 16, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Dropping oil prices have helped return North Dakota to its previous state of being a desolate wasteland devoid of civilization, habitable land, or hope for the future. Raider and deathclaw attacks are said to be on the rise as well
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Fri April 15, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
NY Mets anger fans by profiting from 9/11 memorabilia. "The Mets have exhibited a rare blend of stupidity that should be preserved so that future generations can marvel at their ignorance"
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
The future of movie theater food, and why have I never attended this trade show before?
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(NFL)
 
 
 
Colts first team not given bye week post London, Raiders have short week post Mexico, somehow, though, this will still amount to NFL screwing Seahawks on scheduling
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Thu April 14, 2016
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Kansas determined to find even more ways to mortgage their future in order to maintain the narrative that radical tax cuts work
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Canada politely tells Americans to go kill themselves somewhere else
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Wed April 13, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Jennifer Lawrence, Chris Pratt, spaceship, swimming pool, malfunction, androids, you've already clicked the link
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Tue April 12, 2016
(BBC)
 
 
 
Major Tim Peak "catches the dragon" on the ISS. Funny, I didn't even know he liked to chase it
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Germany's Deutsche Bank cancels North Carolina plans over LGBT legislation. Man, and there I was looking forward to their live show
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Microsoft has taken the two most loathed aspects of tech; the QR code, and the Blue Screen of Death and merged them into a useful ball of suckage
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Mon April 11, 2016
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
13 things you wish you had done with your money before you turned 30
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Sun April 10, 2016
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Lab results show that the bodies found in a mass grave in Mexico weren't those of the 43 missing students. So, the students are still missing and they have no idea who's in the mass grave. Great police work, Lou
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Sat April 09, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Tomorrow, a Boston Globe special edition will be set one year in the future and show the reality of a Donald Trump presidency
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Fri April 08, 2016
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Stop me if you've heard this before, but Adobe just fixed a critical Flash vulnerability that was being exploited in the wild
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Begun the underseas robot wars have: US Navy launches self-piloting 'Sea Hunter' ship with NO crew designed to track down enemy submarines
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
New company claims it can predict the future by decoding the past. The bad news is that when they type in our economic future the program keeps going back to 1929
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Thu April 07, 2016
(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
Tom Brady has moved past deflating balls to tripping balls. Prince Adam is inconsolable
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(Den of Geek (US))
 
 
 
Tonight, on Legends of Tomorrow, the team travels to the future to neutralize an ally of Vandal Savage while he's still a young boy. Rip argues that the act is for the greater good. (CW 8ET)
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(NFL)
 
 
 
Roger Goodell says the NFL playoffs are "likely" to expand. Apparently the league is having a tough time explaining to the rest of the teams why anyone from the NFC East gets to play in the postseason
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(UPI)
 
 
 
FBI director says agency now has a tool to unlock all iPhones: "Imagine a world where a local police department can send us a device, with the understanding that we're never going to testify, we're never going to tell you how we opened it"
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Roger Goodell says there is a "realistic" possibility that London gets an NFL franchise. Which would be impressive if it weren't coming from a league that couldn't get a team in the nation's second largest city for 21 years
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Tue April 05, 2016
(Christian Post)
 
 
 
Tonight on Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., Daisy get a horrifying glimpse of the future (9:00 on ABC), and on iZombie, Liv eats a brain that makes her more like she was prior to becoming a zombie (9:00 on CW)
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Governor Pat McCrory: "Nobody would actually kill jobs in North Carolina over our bigoted anti-LGBT law." PayPal CEO Dan Schulman: "Challenge accepted"
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Mon April 04, 2016
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Oh great. Anorexic polar bears
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Actors from live-action '90s video games have followed a less-than-Critical Path
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Invasive species overruns local kite festival
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Will.i.am's interview request rider for journalists called "the most ridiculous list of all time"
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Half of all adults have a stash of childhood toys put away in hopes they'll be worth money some day. That percentage must rise to about 98 per cent around here
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
Walmart revenue drops from the previous year for the first time ever. Apparently it's not a good economic sign when people can't go to Walmart because it's become too upscale
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Sun April 03, 2016
(Wausau Daily Herald)
 
 
 
Concerned about losing state heritage, Wisconsin moves to preserve historic small hometown bowling alleys for future generations. "When I first met my wife, we bowled with her folks; that's how we got started"
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Sat April 02, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
OK, fine Bernie, we'll have another debate. How about during the NCAA Final? No, OK, how about a weekday morning then? NO? WHY ARE YOU PLAYING GAMES WITH US?
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Fri April 01, 2016
(Facebook)
 
 
 
Treadmill 1 Taylor Swift 0
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders drills back at Hillary Clinton's 'lying' comment, asks America if they can trust someone who has taken fossil fuel money
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Paul McCartney to release 67 track greatest hits album. I didn't know there were 67 different versions of Band On The Run
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Thu March 31, 2016
(Inverse)
 
 
 
Really, it's not hard to predict the future when the name of your show is called "Futurama"
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(Inc)
 
 
 
What Israeli military service teaches future Startup Nation company founders: Occupy the marketplace and kill innocent businesses that get in the way
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