Source	Fark Headline		Comments
(mediaite.com)		At SXSWi 2010, the media takes some time to fret about its own future. Needless to say, Fark's very own Drew Curtis is on hand to chill everyone the hell out (4th paragraph)  (mediaite.com)	(3)
		NCAA Tournament Day 1 discussion thread. In the future, this holiday will be known as "The day Murray State shocked the world"  (espn.go.com)	(¼)

(azfamily.com)		Dad leaps from a second story window and shoots his daughter's boyfriend in the groin when he sees him beating her up, guaranteeing whoever dates her in the future will always get her home before curfew  (azfamily.com)	(308)
(AMC)		Hollywood always gets the future wrong, which is why you're not getting a jet pack or a Nexus-6 basic pleasure model that looks like a young Daryl Hannah  (blogs.amctv.com)	(45)
		Swamped by birther emails, government in Hawaii planning to ignore future requests. So, I guess that's finally settled  (huffingtonpost.com)	(177)

		The top 10 things that videogames have taught us about the future  (denofgeek.com)	(169)
(Cape Cod Times)		Residents ponder future of wind power after two wind turbines are damaged . . . by wind  (capecodonline.com)	(31)

In the future, all people will be Canadian  (alternet.org)

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		"The drive along eerily empty ghost freeways into the ruins of inner-city Detroit is an Alice-like journey into a severely dystopian future"  (guardian.co.uk)	(347)
(Some Librarians)		In a novel and long overdue attempt to preserve the Florida tag for future generations, Florida moves funding for public libraries from non-fiction to fiction section of the state budget  (lisnews.org)	(74)

The future of broadband: broadcasting data with desk lamps  (sciencedaily.com)

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Vertical prison design for the future. Have we forgot the tower of Babel and what happened?  (gizmodo.com)

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Touted by environmentalists as the wave of the future, Spain's solar power program still needs massive subsidies and serves as an example of what not to do  (nytimes.com)

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(Some Guy)

Is there hope for the future ... books outnumber games in Apple App store downloads  (lawprofessors.typepad.com)

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For the past 20,000 years, human culture has been shaping our evolution. In another 20,000 years, expect future Americans to have an enormous tolerance for watery beer and bad reality shows  (nytimes.com)

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Fresh from the Eye Bleach Archives: Courtney Love EXTREME FACE CLOSE-UP. You have been warned  (dlisted.com)

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Although he took top honors at CPAC, Ron Paul is to the future of conservatism what Keith Olbermann is to the future of liberalism  (reason.com)

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How well did Back To The Future Part II predict the future?  (denofgeek.com)

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The Mercury division will be embracing the future with the launch of an all new compact car called the Tracer. This isn't a repeat from 1987  (jalopnik.com)

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Paramedic develops new device that saves lives, trains future pr0n stars  (cbs4denver.com)

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Future of Kitt Peak national solar observatory cloudy, as Obama's astronomy-research stimulus funding diverted to relocating staff and resources to building bigger solar telescope on Maui  (azstarnet.com)

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The CBO takes a look at the House GOP's "Roadmap for America's Future" -- "The Roadmap would put the federal budget on a sustainable path, generating an annual budget surplus of about 5 percent of GDP by 2080."  (tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com)

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(The Air Mule)

Israel is testing and readying a flotilla of flying, hovering UAV ambulances to be deployed in the near future  (dover.idf.il)

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Future NFL Hall of Fame QB to hold press conference later this week to let us know if he's going to retire. No, not that one. Really. No, REALLY NOT THAT ONE  (nytimes.com)

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		Ten percent of children realize that they are not precious, will not amount to anything in the future, and cause their parents to drink heavily  (dailymail.co.uk)	(141)
		Jersey Shore's Jenni Farley naked pics being shopped around, current forecast calls for 90% chance of future porn tape  (huffingtonpost.com)	(123)

(Some Guy)

It just goes to prove, if you bounce checks and refuse to make good on them, there will be an arrest warrant in your future. Even if you are the County Commissioner  (gwinnettdailypost.com)

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Body armor of the future may be based on the shells of deep sea snails. With pic of what a giant armored snail being attacked by a guy in chainmail wielding a lance may look like  (sciencedaily.com)

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The future will offer better employment possibilities. I call captain of the Enterprise. The good one, the Enterprise-E, not the other crappy ones  (io9.com)

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Future school dances may be canceled due to inappropriate behavior, kicking off of Sunday shoes  (bangordailynews.com)

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		BBC Article about Haiti earthquake that is written in a really odd past present future past tense that will have been making my head spin  (news.bbc.co.uk)	(67)
		Credit bureaus will soon be reporting your income to future creditor, inlaws  (online.wsj.com)	(78)

		Message from future indicates time travel not possible  (time.com)	(144)
		Sean Avery's future looked dark when the Stars dropped him, and it didn't look too bright of the Rangers to pick him up, but the pest shone radiantly playing against his old team, finishing a 4 pt night with a brilliant assist. Shiney  (nhl.com)	(114)

(Backstage.com)		Someone call JJ Abrams, I think we have our Khan: Betty White wants to do sci-fi  (backstage.com)	(50)
(Some Guy)		What will rock concerts look like in the future?  (hplusmagazine.com)	(39)

(Chronicle of Higher Education)

Don't go to grad school for the humanities, unless you want your future job to involve deconstructing the signifiers in the power structure of french fry hermeneutics  (chronicle.com)

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		Vultures facing extinction from A: Global warming B: Habitat encroachment or C: Gamblers smoking joints made from their brains, in order to see into the future  (guardian.co.uk)	(88)
		Jimmy Page: "The future of Led Zeppelin is in Robert Plant's hands." Robert Plant: "Actually it's a dulcimer that's in my hands and I'll be touring with Alison Krauss from now on."  (starpulse.com)	(48)

While the Shuttle program winds down and NASA sees an uncertain future, a small half-ton probe crosses the halfway point to Pluto on its way to interstellar space  (blogs.discovermagazine.com)

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The future of movies, art, and the world as we know it is dethroned by three singing rats  (examiner.com)

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Ex-Microsoft CFO hired as future ex-GM CFO  (cbc.ca)

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(Some Guy)

Seahawks decided that continued failure is the direction of the future  (blogs.nfl.com)

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		Michael J. Fox's next book, "A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Future," an advice book for graduates, will shake up the bestseller list next April  (shelf-life.ew.com)	(44)
		Flying car of the future, Today  (youtube.com)	(42)

Machine-written journalism is the way of the future, so you can expect a raft of stories about Sarah Connor's holiday plans  (wired.co.uk)

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		Star Trek stops women from becoming computer scientists, ensuring a galactic future more Janice Rand than Leah Brahms  (wired.com)	(388)
		Nancy Pelosi promises to thwart the future of manned space missions. Great. So the Romulans now have time travel too?  (physorg.com)	(331)

(Woot)		"In the future, planes will have genitals." Woot is wondering "What Was Popular Mechanics Thinking?"  (woot.com)	(64)
		"I remembered thinking, 'Whoa, this is scary,' as it whirled around, almost knocking me down," At least Microsoft is on our side for the robot wars of the future  (physorg.com)	(16)

"It took nearly 150 years for Congress to pass a resolution apologizing for slavery. We should apologize now to future generations for what we've done and are doing to America."  (townhall.com)

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LHC power failure: "Maybe it was a birdy bread-bomber from the future"  (theregister.co.uk)

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		Box-office success of "New Moon" is comforting for future of movies, since it shows girl power is finally overcoming hegemony of overgrown teenage boys who traditionally produce and greenlight films  (movie-critics.ew.com)	(90)
		Chelsea Clinton is engaged. Bet her fiance is looking forward to the bachelor party his future father-in-law will be throwing  (gawker.com)	(78)

How to quit your job and ensure no future company will hire you  (gizmodo.com)

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From the year 3000: Future archaeologists try to piece together the ancient mystery of the Beatles... John, Paul, Greg and Scottie Pippen  (iheartchaos.com)

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(Some Large Hadron Collider)		Future LHC unsuccessful in sabotaging present LHC  (press.web.cern.ch)	(52)
		Back to the Future Crysis mod includes ability to time travel. Sadly you can't go back in time and stop the actual Back to the Future games from being made  (slashfilm.com)	(45)