Drew Curtis' FARK.com -- links tagged 'funny'

Headlines matching 'funny'

Tue May 22, 2012

Source	Fark Headline		Comments
		Hundreds of thousands of Canadians still using dial-up. I wish there was something funny I could say about this but I'm one of them and I pray for death every day (cbc.ca)	(129)
		Mom, I'm not watching funny cat videos online. No. I'm fostering creative approaches to problem solving by allowing my mind to wander (nature.com)	(9)

Sat May 19, 2012

		Suddenly Republicans care about SuperPACs and secrecy. Funny how that works (sltrib.com)	(81)
		Cop attempts to bust a clam bake in a parachute on campus while tour group looks on, documented by a crackhead. THEN it gets funny (youtube.com)	(27)
		Was the Facebook IPO overhyped? Does the Pope shiat in the woods? Does a bear wear a funny hat? (cnbc.com)	(56)

Fri May 18, 2012

Norm Macdonald next televised failure to be a talk show on TBS (aintitcool.com)

(60)

Thu May 17, 2012

		"Why are 'progressives' opposed to outsourcing?" Well I can only speak for myself but all things being equal I just didn't think it was a funny show (hotair.com)	(304)
(Some T.O.M)		Toonami Returns to the Cartoon Network, and it may not even contain any wrestling, reality shows, or stiflingly unfunny live-action shows aimed at stoners (animenewsnetwork.com)	(108)

Wed May 16, 2012

(Some Bozo)

Group of clowns to assault police at NATO summit with pies. Guess we will find out if clown death is in fact funny (chicago.cbslocal.com)

(115)

Tue May 15, 2012

(BizJournals)

Funny: "The Onion" claims that media savvy professionals working for fracking industry are being hired in droves to mislead the public. Fark: Media savvy professional working for fracking industry responds by misleading the public (bizjournals.com)

(93)

Tue May 08, 2012

(Some Guy)		Indianapolis Mayor Greg Ballard changed the poll sites, which isn't that funny until you consider the fact that his wife showed up at the wrong polling location (indydemocrat.blogspot.com)	(27)
		You have to admit, it's pretty funny when it's other people's children being scarred for life. RUUUUUN ....Runnn ..... runnnnn (youtube.com)	(35)

Sat May 05, 2012

Hit and run suspect who killed a 14 year old on a bicycle found "because a witness tracked him down to the driveway of his family's home, put him into his own car and made him return to the scene of the crash" (buffalonews.com)

(142)

Thu May 03, 2012

		Funny pics? You don't know the history of funny pics. I do. You laugh, you lose (fark.com)	(573)
(WTOV9)		Not News: City puts up Rough Road sign. News: Someone paints "No sh*t Sherlock" on the sign. Fark: Residents respond they find it funny (wtov9.com)	(21)

Tue May 01, 2012

(Some Guy)		There is nothing to add that can make this funny: 90% of SSL-encrypted secure web sites aren't (trustworthyinternet.org)	(24)
		John Lovitz has become the latest ex-SNL cast member to suffer from a debilitating condition that turns them bitter, unfunny and politically conservative. Scientists are calling it "Dennis Miller Syndrome" (news.yahoo.com)	(173)

Fri April 27, 2012

In the wake of the Secret Service prostitute scandal, Colombia has plenty of laughs mocking the US for the incident. That is, of course, until a US airline advertisement associates Colombia with prostitution. Now it's not funny anymore (bbc.co.uk)

(84)

Wed April 25, 2012

Funny thing to do to your Sims, No. 1,837: Set fire to all the guests at their wedding (kotaku.com)

(94)

Sun April 22, 2012

America's most famous comic is a man by the name of Kevin Hart. So why isn't he more famous? (slate.com)

(92)

Sat April 21, 2012

Too soon, Denis. Funny; but way too soon (news.yahoo.com)

(121)

Fri April 20, 2012

Past marijuana use will not cause the Detroit Lions to hesitate in...um...I forget. It was really funny though (mlive.com)

(14)

Tue April 17, 2012

(Some Guy)

WTFark is this "mothership" UFO reappearing at night over St. Petersburg, Russia? If it's a hoax, it's the best one ever. Oh, those Russians. Once again their legendary sense of humor blows up the world. Wait (news.gather.com)

(75)

Mon April 16, 2012

This water tastes funny. You swear you just filled it up a moment ago? (youtube.com)

(18)

Sat April 14, 2012

Here's our winner for Most Appropriate Use of the Obvious Tag (slate.com)

(62)

Wed April 11, 2012

(Some Guy)

Drunk driver crashes into beer truck (fox11online.com)

(34)

Sun April 08, 2012

(Some Guy)

Not news: resident discovers a peeping tom and calls police. News: officers arrive and apprehend suspect. Fark: peeping tom is a deer (news-sentinel.com)

(19)

Thu April 05, 2012

(Some Guy)

Threatening the president will get you a $250,000 fine, five years in jail, no bail, a mental exam, and funny lips (thedaleygator.wordpress.com)

(80)

Wed April 04, 2012

Police: Why did you go on a naked walk? Suspect: Because it's opposite day Police: Fine, then I'm not arresting you for public indecency (wishtv.com)

(58)

Mon April 02, 2012

		The Red Band trailer for Ted is pretty damn funny (aintitcool.com)	(54)
		Hiker found dead in Yellowstone. Police hot on the trail of the suspect, who's described as a little over 6 foot, about 250 pounds, and completely covered in fur (slate.com)	(75)
		Brietbart writer wants you to know that conservatives are funny, too (breitbart.com)	(215)

Sun April 01, 2012

Jesus Christ, you're not going to escape the police by wading across Lake Superior (duluthnewstribune.com)

(32)

Fri March 30, 2012

Oh, am I funny? Funny how, do I amuse you? (mentalfloss.com)

(12)

Thu March 29, 2012

Ever the funny prince, the Duke of Edinburgh asks disabled man in wheelchair: 'ever run anyone over?' (telegraph.co.uk)

(71)

Wed March 28, 2012

George Zimmerman on video after the shooting. Funny, those massive head injuries seem to have healed fast, and where's all the blood that should have stained his shirt from shooting someone who was on top of him? (abcnews.go.com)

(1167)

Sat March 24, 2012

(Some Guy who is so very scared)

All right IKEA, very funny with the name and design of this chair (ikea.com)

(138)

Mon March 19, 2012

Five fast food marketing disasters that will make you question if the ad agency suffered from assburgers (businessnewsdaily.com)

(57)

Tue March 13, 2012

(Some Guy)

Attention all cars, attention all cars, be on the lookout for a suspect who stole a 500 pound beehive from a restaurant. Suspect is described as COVERED IN BEES (kltv.com)

(72)

Fri March 09, 2012

		Fred Armisen's greatest impression is "that of a normal person" (theatlanticwire.com)	(63)
		Why does Comedy Central refuse to not give shows to comedians right-wing bloggers don't want them to give shows to? (breitbart.com)	(158)

Thu March 08, 2012

When choosing "moped" as your getaway vehicle, do not be shocked when the police catch up to you mere blocks from the 7-11 you just robbed (wvec.com)

(34)

Thu March 01, 2012

		You say "grimly depressing, glumly unfunny teensploitation comedy about an epic all-night party that devolves into anarchy" like it's a bad thing (hollywoodreporter.com)	(77)
		If you believe that this list of "you might be a liberal" points is funny, then you just might be a conservative (americanthinker.com)	(323)

Sun February 26, 2012

Will Billy Crystal bring dignity and humor back to The Oscars? Will The Artist silently dominate? What will Ben Stiller dress up as this year? It's your Official Academy Awards Discussion Thread, 7:30 PM on ABC (ew.com)

(2376)

Fri February 24, 2012

When a 14-year-old girl finds you naked and bent over in her pantry looking for a bottle of spiced rum, you're either in a Captain Morgan commercial or Florida (wptv.com)

(48)

Tue February 21, 2012

		Republican strategist Frank Luntz suggests running over the president would be funny (dailykos.com)	(159)
		I'm a little farked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to farkin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny? (clickorlando.com)	(23)

Sat February 18, 2012

(wmtw.com)		Police in Westbrook, Maine are on the lookout for a man who didn't rob a bank. Suspect is described as between 3' 6" to 7' tall, 85 to 475 lbs, and answers to the name, "Hey You" (wmtw.com)	(83)
(Some Guy)		Boy with a funny name misbehaves and loses school bus privileges and obviously mother should be imprisoned for a year (kctv5.com)	(209)

Thu February 16, 2012

Guy stops suspect robbing neighbor. "I'm no hero. Just an everyday, ordinary business man"... with a big farking gun (khou.com)

(137)

Wed February 15, 2012

		Protip: If you're going to make a career out of funny money, don't expect store clerks to trust you if you look like a clown (wesh.com)	(9)
(WBIR)		Environmental officials try to determine why crude oil is spontaneously seeping out of the ground on Tennessee man's farm, suspect that he may have been shootin' at some food (wbir.com)	(32)

Mon February 13, 2012

(Some Ticked Off Neighbor)		Anonymous notes left on doors can make for some pretty funny reading. Behold, a tribute to the creativity of your neighbors (happyplace.com)	(202)
		Google creates algorithm to measure funny. First five copies snapped up by Fark mods (stuff.co.nz)	(13)