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397 headlines found matching 'fun'
Mon May 22, 2017
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
When Trump "jokingly" asked Comey to lay off the Flynn investigation, he must have thought it was funny since he also reportedly made the same joke to the head of the DIA and the NSA. Funny, both those would be familiar with Flynn, wouldn't they?
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(CBC)
 
 
 
"We want to give the impression of every aspect of dinosaur life," said the exhibit creator explaining why the robotic dinosaurs fart, pee and .... hey, anybody see Johnny? He was standing right where that big red spot on the floor is
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
For all the talk of "let's live for today", and therapy trying to confront the past, it turns out that the central function of the brain is prospecting outcomes for the future
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Sun May 21, 2017
(LifeZette)
 
 
 
Roger Ailes' seventeen-year-old son didn't exactly have Christian forgiveness in his heart during his father's funeral. "I want all the people who betrayed my father to know that I'm coming after them, and hell is coming with me"
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Time-lapse video of a rare cloud inversion filling up the Grand Canyon. Pass the Funyuns
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
After 48 years of faithful service, man has a funeral for his truck ... and buries it
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Sat May 20, 2017
(Vox)
 
 
 
Vox reports on leftists being taking in by obviously false news stories: Trump will be impeached any day, Russia is funding Paul Ryan, "Girls" was a watchable TV Show
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Fri May 19, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Joe Lieberman once mocked Donald Trump in a "Funniest Celebrity in D.C." contest and it's as cringeworthy as you can imagine Joe Lieberman telling jokes at such an event can be
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Friendly reminder that Kevin Costner used to be a huge box office draw thanks to bows and arrows, defiant American accent, and laissez faire attitude. Man, they don't make them like they used to
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hedge Fund billionaire Bill Ackman thinks he knows how Trump can save his presidency: Spend massive amounts of money on "Private sector led" infrastructure investment, because who isn't thrilled to death when a new toll road is built near them?
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Thu May 18, 2017
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Unfortunate Supermodel suffers wardrobe malfunction at Cannes, and now everybody knows her name, she's in every newspaper, everyone is talking about her, and...oh, I get it
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Jimmy Fallon learns that being unfunny AND apolitical is a recipe for disaster in the late night TV wars
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Is any modern actor as badass with a sword as Toshihiro Mifune or Errol Flynn were?
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Wed May 17, 2017
(WHO TV Des Moines)
 
 
 
"The kids had fun, followed the rules, and made lifelong memories. Unfortunately, for kids in 2 of those vehicles, those memories will include that time the teachers were drunk and drove us to the airport"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Trump is using all of those various obstruction charges to fundraise
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Dubai takes $2.3 billion out of petty cash fund to build two man-made islands for rich tourists
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Tue May 16, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
A list of the 25 best-paid hedge fund managers shows they made a combined $11 billion last year, with the top earner pocketing $1.6 billion-despite the fact that more than half had returns lower than what an S&P index fund would have yeilded
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The latest 3D printing craze: Functional mouse ovaries
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Mon May 15, 2017
(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
"Shoot me. Your gun does not work" is not a claim you want to be wrong about
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(IGN)
 
 
 
Conan accused of stealing jokes; vows to slay accusers in trial by combat
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
DISPATCH: Mellow greetings officer. What is your boggle? OFFICER: A community member is donating large volumes of lead toward my early retirement fund. I am not experiencing joy joy feelings
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Sun May 14, 2017
(The News & Observer (NC))
 
 
 
NC Republicans: You didn't want to cave in to our every demand, so we took funding from your schools. So there
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
This $500 million trend is now spinning the toy business out of control
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
It's all fun and games 'til your wedding turns in to a 30-strong brawl
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Sat May 13, 2017
(GQ Australia)
 
 
 
Sharing is caring, and that could include sharing your partner if you're into cuckolding, hotwifing or wifesharing
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Thu May 11, 2017
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
It's Wesley Snipes vs. Aliens, Old Age, and the Tax Man in THE RECALL. We're rooting for you Wesley, go get 'em
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
"As police officers, we see all sides of life. We have a front row to see the terribly sad and the extremely funny. That being said, this video falls into the category of the extremely funny"
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(Some Food Nut)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Which are your favorite mushrooms to cook with? Do you build recipes around them or are they accents to meals you like to make? Show us the tastiest ways to use this popular fungus we find among us
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
"Popular" clown dies unexpectedly. The frowns won't have to be painted on at the funeral
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Wed May 10, 2017
(The College Fix)
 
 
 
Universities now offer students chocolate, therapy dogs and video games as ways to cope with finals. Or they could just tell them to go to the library and try to study for a while
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Confirmed reports: Days before he was fired, Comey had met with Deputy AG Rosenstein and requested more funding and personnel for the Russia investigation
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(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
New Comics (5/10): Marvel's Secret Empire takes over other books for the next few months, DC starts up their own crossover, and Cullen Bunn somehow finds time to launch another title. All that plus some other silly nonsense from the funny books
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(Washington Post)
 
Video
 
Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert reunited last night to give a viking funeral to our democracy
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
RIP porn magnate Richard Basciano, who helped make Times Square the fun place it was, before Giuliani and Disney ruined it
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Tue May 09, 2017
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
As if seeing Hank Azaria's hilarious piss-take on sports broadcasting isn't enough reason to watch IFC's Brockmire (Wednesdays at 10pm EDT), this week's episode sees him take the piss out of Joe Buck. Piss
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Primitive humans also had funerary customs, burying their dead with purpose and intent, fear of a zombie uprising
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
If you have brain damage, you're more likely to be a fundamentalist
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Pop Quiz: You've just found out the CEO of your hedge fund is an old school racist. What do you do? If you answered "criticize him in The Wall Street Journal", congratulations: you're fired. You may now litigate
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Hipsters down under are being targeted by national budget proposal, with stiff taxes on avo and rollies, but increased funding for Bitcoin, the arts, and community radio. Thankfully vinyl remains revenue-neutral
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Teen: "Hey Wendy's - How many retweets for a year's worth of nuggets?" Wendy's: 18 million Teen: "Challenge accepted" Wendy's smirks as the previous record was 3.4m, then does an 'oh, sh*t'
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Crazy kinky tourists slither to Canada for world's largest snake orgy
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Oreo is having a $500,000 competition to determine its next limited edition flavor. Let's help them out, Fark
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Someone left a pineapple at an art show and it got mistaken for art. "It's the funniest thing that has happened all year"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Medical study finds where you live in America has a huge impact on average life expectancy. Good news North Dakota: You don't need to worry about stretching your retirement fund. Better news South Dakota: You guys don't even need a retirement fund
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Mon May 08, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
After backlash over a signing statement where Trump said that funding for Black colleges was probably unconstitutional, Trump now says his support for HBCUs is "unwavering". Well if it started at zero and stayed there, it technically HASN'T "wavered"
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Mark Wahlberg admits Transformers V is just a funky bunch of robots fighting each other with no real plot
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Sun May 07, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
Woman asks airline to refund her $15 bag charge after they lose her luggage. Airline refuses. Yep, that's a lawsuit ... and a federal appeals court just said it was okay to go to trial
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Sat May 06, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Bad career advice: Telling a young Charlie Chaplin to "lose the name, funny walk and moustache"
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(McClatchy DC)
 
 
 
Do you remember when Donald Trump lowered the cost of the F-35? Funny thing about that
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Trump may not have libel laws on his side, but he does have the FCC. And they currently have their sights on Colbert
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Fri May 05, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Russian media says Manchester is "full of fat women that turn men gay." No wonder Crowley was so particularly proud of Manchester
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"Republican members of Congress cheering the passage of their revised health care bill is like claiming victory in a football game at the end of the first quarter"
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
The fifty funniest people in the world RIGHT NOW. Assuming you think Dave Chappelle is funny
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Thu May 04, 2017
(Food Network)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Cheese is popular for many but what are some fun ways you use it? Special selections for your mac or the perfect complement for mushrooms? Share your favorite uses.. especially if they break from the ordinary
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Trey Parker and Matt Stone will not feature the Mr. Garrison/Donald Trump storyline this year as "a monkey running into a wall can't be made funnier"
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Don Lemon giggles as panel on wall discussion goes off the rails, says it's "funnier than SNL"
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
The Saints Switch says he's going to whip the Vikings on opening night for at least 150 yards
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Average American received a tax refund this year of $2,763. Was yours higher or lower?
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Wed May 03, 2017
(CBR)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Arrow, Felicity's hubris costs her dearly leaving her and Ollie trapped in a bottle episode. Meanwhile, Diggle challenges Chase to a game of Global Thermonuclear War. (CW 8ET)
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Austria seeks to tax Google searches. Which is ironic since the least searched subject on Google is "Fun things to do in Austria"
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Funeral home accused of refusing to cremate gay man. Apparently, like breaking a mirror, that's seven years of bad luck
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(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
You had one job, funeral home
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Robot brain surgeon can do complex procedures 50 times faster than humans, help arrange the funerals as early as the next day
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(Medium)
 
 
 
Alt Right Trolls view Donald Trump as a "weaponized autist" who is so clearly dysfunctional in every way that his election as president is hilarious
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Hey, kids, let's cover our hands with the grossest bugs imaginable. Sound like fun?
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Tue May 02, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Sick of seeing things I SHOULD have posted three days ago go green. Screw your funny headline. This is pretty great. Just want to give him a big farkin hug
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Do not taunt Happy Fun Jeff Sessions, because the Justice Department will prosecute you
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Who knew that running a multibillion dollar hedge fund would be so hard?
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Congress allocates an extra $120M to fund Trump's vacations over the next six months. Of course, imagine how much more it would cost if he were spending that time trying to govern
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Mon May 01, 2017
(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
No arrests made at the NFL draft in Philly. I mean, that's great and all, but they haven't even played their first game yet. Give em time
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Good news for spunky Kia Soul lovers -- the new design really ratchets up the funky spunk with a new turbo engine. Making this headline the only time you've ever seen the words "funky," "spunk," and "turbo" used in connection with a Kia
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Congress agrees to remain dysfunctional until September
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(Politico)
 
NewsFlash
 
Congress on the verge of actually passing a bi-partisan budget, and spites Trump by refusing to fund his wall to boot
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Sat April 29, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Let's assume the Fast & Furious crowd stole all your mega-expensive cars one night. The insurance has paid out and you want to fill your garage with different ones of about equivalent value (the sky's the limit). Which four cars would you buy?
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
There ain't no rally like a Donald Trump rally because a Donald Trump rally don't stop. The fun begins at 7:30pm eastern. LGT live stream
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
"We're in the throes of a full-blown Stephen Kingaissance"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
President Trump declares May 1st as "Loyalty Day" so you better celebrate and have fun, good citizen
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Fri April 28, 2017
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Video game sex scenes have come a long way, says CD Projekt Red's Purple Monkey Dishwasher. For those who made it past "sex scene" before clicking, it's a damn good article on how to make fun scenes. Not safe for work content in the videos. Duh
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(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
'Atomic Blonde' actress Sofia Boutella gives Charlize Theron's kissing skills rave reviews
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Google and Facebook admit they fell victim to a "phishing" scam run by a Lithuanian hacker who managed to bilk them out of over $100 million combined. Though, to be fair both of those companies have that much in the "coffee fund" in the breakroom
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(Fox 61 Connecticut)
 
 
 
Meet the only father-and-son Master Lego Builders in the world. "Yes, they pay me and it's great"
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(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Kevin Feige on filming Infinity Wars: "There is nothing more fun about seeing superstars who carry their own franchises....coming onto a set and meeting other actors and A-listers and iconic characters in costumes, and seeing them get giddy"
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Thu April 27, 2017
(Entertainment Tonight)
 
 
 
Generation X'ers have a jones for molly. That's a Hot Dog Jones for Molly Ringwald, as the '80's teen queen debuts as Archie's mom tonight on an all new "Riverdale" CW 9PM EDT
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Finally, the NFL Draft begins with the First Round for Thursday. Will the Cleveland Browns go with Myles Garrett as their top pick? Will anyone from your favorite college be drafted? Will any surprising trades happen? The fun starts at 8pm ET
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(Boing Boing)
 
Video
 
Johnny Depp surprises Pirates of the Caribbean riders by standing in as live animatronic Jack Sparrow at Disneyland. Sounds like the rumors about him being broke are true
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(Gannett Images)
 
 
 
Caption the Pope receiving a new funny hat
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Prominent member of Clinton Family: "Ain't no funk in the Trump"
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Wed April 26, 2017
(Variety)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Arrow, Prometheus plays hide and seek with Ollie and the SCPD and Helix offers Felicity a devil's bargain. Meanwhile Ollie's flashback wig returns to Star City bent on revenge. (CW 8ET)
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(Death and Taxes Magazine)
 
 
 
Well that escalated quickly
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Damien Lillard of the Portland Trailblazers was obsessed with beating the Golden State Warriors, the keyword was WAS
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Tue April 25, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
Today's fun with math question: How much will a $15 bucket of fried chicken cost in Australia after you run a red light?
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Iron-age Viking longhouses were burned and buried in funerals. None. None more metal \m/
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Woman fired from job for a: Embezzling funds? B: Stealing sensitive data? or C: Not loving Jesus enough?
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
New book says that behind closed doors, the Clinton campaign was as bad as the Trump campaign in the open
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(Vice)
 
 
 
The 2018 midterms are gonna be totally insane brah, with hundreds of Berniebros inspired to get out there and lose horribly to people with things like funding and organization
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(Bloomberg)
 
NewsFlash
 
Here we go again: Federal judge blocks Trump's order denying funding to sanctuary cities
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Life can be funny. One day you're on a reality TV show catching fish off the coast of Alaska and the next thing you know you're being arrested on meth charges in Phoenix
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Mon April 24, 2017
(TV Guide)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Supergirl, Still deep in the throes of "funemployment" Kara attends a product demonstration by Lena's ex. However, when his discovery threatens National Cities dairy production it's up to Kara to stop him. (CW 8ET)
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Games of Thrones' Hodor says performing as a drag queen helped him to come out of his shell
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Trump wants the U.N. to issue new sanctions on DPRK. Entire U.N. sure to be at their most helpful to the POTUS who calls them an "underperformer" and wants to rip away their critical funding
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Sun April 23, 2017
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Touching Erin Moran memories
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Sat April 22, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Drifting in a 2,800lb car is fun. Drifting in a 100,000 ton aircraft carrier is even cooler
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Real 20 year old unfinished game, or an elaborate creepypasta fake? It's Petscop, a fun little PSX game that gets dark very quickly
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Fri April 21, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
GOP's health care proposal would raise the cost of pregnancy by $17,000, because why should cancer patients have all the fun?
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(Esquire)
 
 
 
Oh, dear, he really was trying to be funny
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Hello, Business tab. Tired of Geeks getting all the fun programming technology? Little did you know how much programming power you had at your fingertips already
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Apparently there's a world record for the largest usable pool cue
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Thu April 20, 2017
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Slamming your girlfriend through a glass table, exposing yourself to her 13 year-old son, and stealing Medicaid funds for strippers is no way to run a retirement home, dad
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Steven Moffat wrote a story featuring the Mondasian Cyberman as a parting gift to Peter Capaldi
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Penn State invites the media to take part in its Spring game. Writers for Nickelodeon magazine invited to hit the showers postgame
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
DC Metro Chief: Thanks for all the funding, but we're going to need another $15.5 billion so we can run on time and not kill people and stuff
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Wed April 19, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
'Trump must hang Fresno State University lecturer on leave.' Wait, make that 'Trump must hang' Fresno State University lecturer on leave. Either way, we're gonna have a lot of fun, huh?
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(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
Tom Brady to skip hanging with his pal Donald at the White House for "family matters." Because watching Steve Urkel does sound more fun than hanging with President Trump
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(The Weather Channel)
 
 
 
Don't you just hate it when a freezer malfunction destroys 22,000 year-old ice cores?
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
26.2 of the funniest signs spotted at yesterday's Boston Marathon. Don't poop yourself
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Tue April 18, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
I don't know about the most accurate, but it is the funniest hacking scene ever
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Soccer fans throw dead rats at opposing players. Can you get those at the concession stands?
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Mark Hamill's "touching" tribute to Carrie Fisher
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Mon April 17, 2017
(Amazon)
 
 
 
What books made you laugh, either Funny Ha-Ha or Funny Hmmmm, I say, that's brilliant
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
FSU sports stadium economist, well known as shill for boondoggles like publicly funded gold-plated spring training stadiums, isn't actually an economist, badgers teams to accept his insane economic benefit estimates
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
New Mexico governor vetoes all higher education funding, astonishing everyone with news that there are universities in New Mexico
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Sun April 16, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Four NHL games with the series switching to the lower seeded teams' cities for Game 3. Who do you have with the Wild-Blues, Penguins-Blue Jackets, Canadiens-Rangers, and Oilers-Sharks? The fun begins at 3pm ET
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Will Spurs close the gap on Chelsea? Are Arsenal still in a funk? Will Liverpool be disappointing against lesser clubs? Which club will poke out of the bottom 3 this week? This is your Weekend EPL Discussion Thread. Kickoff is 7:30am ET on Sat, 8:30 on Sun
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Sat April 15, 2017
(LiveLeak)
 
Video
 
During North Korea's grand military parade, one of the missiles passing by in the background of news report appears to have a major papier-mâché malfunction
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Yeah, but where's the fun of kicking dirt on an automated umpire's shoes?
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
$43M found in Nigerian apartment. Up to 5% of the funds to be made available to the person who facilitated the discovery. No, seriously
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Fri April 14, 2017
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Feel like the market is going to crash any minute? Here's an investment fund for you
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Let's take a trip in the time machine back to 1997 to see how conservative columnists covered allegations that China funneled money to the Clintons
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Ever been so depressed you want to run away from it all? If so, how did you deal with it? Took a mini vacay? Joined a spin class? Put up a sexy profile on Tinder? HALP (don't tell me to call a doc, they would 5150 me so fast it's not even funny)
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
The band's name was Jamiroquai, it wasn't the name of the guy with the funky hat. And in other news, the keyboardist for Jamiroquai passed away
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Thu April 13, 2017
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Tesla's coming out with a semi which will be electric and somewhat self-driving. "We believe the Tesla Semi will deliver a substantial reduction in the cost of cargo transport, while increasing safety and making it really fun to operate"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Global economy slumps as Trump proclaims the US dollar is too strong and China is super awesome happy funtime
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
U.S. threatens to bomb North Korea if another nuke is detonated. Come on guys, this isn't funny anymore. Cut it out
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Truck dumps foam tomahawks on the highway, blocking 2 lanes of I-75 and giving Atlanta drivers a glimpse of the traffic horror show that will commence when the Braves open their new county-funded traffic jam machine tomorrow
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Yoenis Cespedes re-accommodates the baseball into the bleachers three times
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Wed April 12, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
EPA Administrator Scott Pruitt wants to reassign EPA funds supposed to be invested into protecting the U.S. environment for protecting something much more valuable instead: himself
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Two entries in Yanukovych's little black book happen to match amounts deposited into Manafort's accounts, through defunct companies in Central America
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Eddie Murphy once again funniest brother
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Robert A. Heinlein: "Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwards." Fark: "But it's more fun in public as long you as don't get arrested." THIS is your Fark Writer's Thread
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"Being sound on the fundamentals depends on what the evangelical community has decided the fundamentals have become. At this time, what is fundamental is hating liberals, hating Obama, hating abortion and hating same-sex marriage"
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Tue April 11, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Positive buzz sends first marijuana-themed exchange-traded fund sharply higher in opening days of trading
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
On today's "Weird or Cool from Japan" a link that will take your mind right into the sewer: Manhole Cards
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Mon April 10, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
When releasing doves at a funeral, take care not to do it near a busy road
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
The feud between Stephen King, the Duke of Horror, and James Patterson, the Dr. Seuss of Thrillers, continues
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Sat April 08, 2017
(FTVLive)
 
 
 
Sean Hannity in 2013: "Glad our arrogant Pres. is enjoying his taxpayer funded golf outing after announcing the US should take military action against Syria"
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(Circa)
 
 
 
Its all fun and games 'til you put spaghetti on a pizza
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Fri April 07, 2017
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Your kids would have a lot more fun playing by themselves if you weren't always hovering, giving too many warnings, and insisting on using household items for their intended purpose
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(Steam Powered)
 
 
 
More fun than scaring your kids with VIC 20 cassette loader horror stories, it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. Link goes to a Paradox Interactive sale. What have you been playing? Are you going to get a Freesync enabled XB1 Scorpio? Tell us inside
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Thu April 06, 2017
(South Florida News-Press)
 
 
 
Attention, students: please do not bring roadkill alligators into the dorms
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
How has Jeff Bezos been funding his new space-tourism venture? "I sell about $1 billion a year of Amazon stock"
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
"But Grandma, what red eyes you have." "All the better to... hey, are you gonna eat that?"
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Wed April 05, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Amazon refunding $70 million for kids in-app purchases, still won't send subby the Polk floor standing speaker he's been waiting on since January
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Dog saves wedding party from suicide bomber, dies in the process. Will have steak served at funeral
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Donald Trump says Susan Rice might have broken the law. Wow. This must be true because Trump never lies, right? .... Why are you guys laughing at me? Did I say something funny?
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Let's go back to 1972 and watch the very first episode of the new Price is Right
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
Weeners
 
Pretty standard "LOL, penis" Mirror.co.uk story about a wrong text prank, but it's worth it for the "Why does Getty have a graphic for this?" image at the top of the story (SFW)
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Tue April 04, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Jenna Jameson shares selfie at 39 weeks pregnant. Baby expected to literally just fall out of her any day now
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(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
San Diego Soccer pussyfoots out on franchise name winner "Footy McFooty Face", due to purported trolling by 'L.A. Galaxy' fans
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Mon April 03, 2017
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
"You have reached the Russian embassy, your call is very important to us, To arrange a call from a Russian diplomat to your political opponent, press 1. To use the services of Russian hackers, press 2, To request election interference, press 3"
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(Some Gunga Galunga Guy)
 
 
 
A quick rundown of proposed changes to the rules of golf. Not that it will make any difference to the cheating sandbaggers in your club
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Sun April 02, 2017
(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
"Am I the only 26-year-old in the world who hates yoga?"
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Sat April 01, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
3,700 out of 6,000 former Trump University students have applied for refunds. The rest either graduated, decided not to make a claim or are too embarrassed to let anyone know they attended
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(Seattle Weekly)
 
 
 
As medical cannabis use spreads, many people are using it to treat their ailing pets. Your dog wants steak. And Extreme Cool Ranch Doritos. And some Funyuns. And another steak
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(WTSP)
 
 
 
Police officers build beeping Easter eggs so that visually impaired children can join in on the hunt. "Every kid loves Easter and finding Easter eggs and this is just a way to let everybody participate in it"
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Fri March 31, 2017
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Alabama's Governor is facing impeachment over using state funds to pay for his extramarital affair. His lawyer says that's outrageous because this was a mere ethics violation and you don't impeach people for that
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(Some Unused Seatbelt)
 
 
 
Photoshop this family having too much fun to be safe
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Scotland to UK: You blokes have fun with the whole Brexit thing. We'll be heading for the lifeboats
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(iNews (UK))
 
 
 
Life as a Teletubby: the original Dipsy talks fame, success and wearing a funky hat on the show's 20th anniversary
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Thu March 30, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Lost in the shuffle today was Vice President Pence casting the 51st vote to strip federal funds from Planned Parenthood. With a chance of the ACA being repealed next week, you ladies are gonna have to learn to just keep your godless legs shut
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump's AF Sec. Nom kept dodging Senator questions about consulting work she did for Sandia National labs which they're curious about since the company refunded $443K of the $464K they were paid after the GAO couldn't find any work they'd done
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Stuck in traffic and feeling bored? If you drive a Tesla, you just got a fun alternative to help pass the time
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Hedge fund manager has written a letter to his investors offering a personal apology for a bad investment, and all it took was losing $4 billion by continuing to buy, for almost a year, the cratering stock of a drug company under investigation
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
"That was some weird sh*t." -George W. Bush on Trump's inaugural address
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(ScienceBlog)
 
 
 
What your exes have in common, other than still making fun of you for that thing you do in bed that for some reason you think is sexy
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Wed March 29, 2017
(Radio.com)
 
 
 
Roger Daltrey supports Brexit, makes fun of Baba O'Reilly. Who?
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Yesterday, Congress killed internet privacy, so let's support a crowdfunding campaign that seeks to purchase and publish the search histories of all U.S. lawmakers responsible for this
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Bird flu is deadly, so President Trump wants to defund the best way to fight it
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(Vulture)
 
 
 
Conan surprises Judy Greer with a reel of her most famous kissing partners. It's like a who's who of Hollywood
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Tue March 28, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Dogs don't talk in Times New Roman
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
One of PC gaming's greats was released 20 years ago today, Interstate '76. If TIE Fighter was a Mad Max driving sim with armed '60s-70s muscle cars and funk music, it would be this (Link goes to game's soundtrack by Third Eye Blind's Arion Salazar)
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My ex-wife is mad as I told my son I won't pay for college after he wasted $25,000, culminating in the theft and crashing of his grandma's car. My wife accuses me of abandoning him; am I obligated to fund his education and life?"
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
A supersonic jet that could turn London to New York into a day trip has received £26million funding
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Mon March 27, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
You know that fan theory that "Frozen," "Tangled," and "The Little Mermaid" are connected through the deaths of Elsa and Anna's parents? Here's Mandy Moore's horrified reaction to it
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Chris Steele, the former MI6 agent who may have the pee pee tape, will reportedly testify against Trump
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(axios.com)
 
 
 
The House Freedom Caucus' next trick: demanding that Planned Parenthood be defunded in the spending bill next month, threatening a shutdown of the Federal Government
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Sun March 26, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
So, what did people do for fun before air conditioning? How about the New York rooftop theater craze back in the early 1900s with its acrobats and vaudeville entertainment
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Sat March 25, 2017
(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
Fun fact: The 'baby teeth' you see in your barbacoa taco are actually beef lips. Bon appétit
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Fri March 24, 2017
(Tom Holland's Terror Time)
 
 
 
New 'Justice League' teaser gives us exactly what we want. More Aquaman
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(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Can soundwave replace erectile dysfunction pills for men? Does Laserbeak record it?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Aspiring jackboot Marine Le Pen to meet with Trump campaign officials to raise funds and discuss lifting Russian sanctions
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The dirt on DIY funerals that you've been dying to know about
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Toddler-in-Chief getting tired of boring doctor stuff; wishes he was doing something fun instead, like giving his billionaire buddies some cool tax cuts
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Thu March 23, 2017
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
One of eight remaining functioning Apple-1 computers goes up for auction, including "an archive of original documents, the preliminary operation manual, circuit diagrams and even notes of telephone calls with Steve Wozniak in 1977"
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Thanks to Trump's weekly visits and wasting of taxpayer funds, West Palm Beach has become the newest center of power and money
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Wed March 22, 2017
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
NFL jumps at the chance to eliminate leaping over the line of scrimmage on field goals and extra points
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Supreme Court Nominee thinks you should die to protect your company's property, no word on if he thinks the company owes you a funeral or if they can sue your spouse for cleaning up after your corpse
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(Stat News)
 
 
 
In addition to being overpriced and manufactured by douchebags, EpiPens are now actually malfunctioning
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Bullshiat Spice: Come on guys, obviously the President was having some fun with recalcitrant GOP members who refuse to back Health Care bill, he wasn't actually threatening them...no, really. Trust him
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Robbie Williams tweets picture of bus carrying his tour advert, after it had crashed into someone's home. Not everyone thought it was funny
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Tue March 21, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Japanese funeral home offers elderly drivers a 15% discount if they stop endangering society
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
They say a lottery is a tax on people who are bad at math, and that includes state legislators who screw up their budget and misuse funding, right Oklahoma?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Australian police minister takes a funny picture of a sheep in a car, turns himself in after he was informed it was illegal to use his cell phone while driving
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Mon March 20, 2017
(Vice)
 
 
 
NEWSFLASH: People are mad about something dumb on the internet
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Workers should be allowed breathing breaks says expert. Mostly because workers function better with air in their lungs
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Montana's holding a runoff for its lone seat in the House between a Republican who funded a Creationist museum and tried to kill public fishing access near his house, and a Democrat who once put on the world's largest charity kegger. Why even vote?
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Sun March 19, 2017
(CBS Baltimore)
 
 
 
High school student banned from playing basketball for wearing her hijab. Funny, didn't seem a problem 24 games beforehand
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Kellyanne's husband picked to lead the civil division of the DOJ. Fun fact that certainly won't come back to haunt him? He was part of the legal team for Paula Jones that established you can sue sitting U.S. presidents
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Donations to Meals on Wheels surge after announcement of funding cuts. See? The system works
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Sat March 18, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The second round of the NCAA Tournament begins. Is your bracket still looking good? Will we see any big upsets unlike the first round? What games will you be watching? Everything gets underway at 12:10 PM EDT, so let's have some fun, shall we?
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
So, if we eliminate funding for the National Endowment for the Arts, what could we use that money for? How about building one mile of the 405 freeway? Wait, make that "not even a mile"
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(Reveal News)
 
 
 
NOT NEWS: Punch-magnet white supremacist shames welfare. NEWS: Wearing bootstraps funded by millions in government subsidies. FARK: Paid to his family-owned cotton farm in Louisiana
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Fri March 17, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump makes hilarious wiretap joke with Merkel to which Merkel responded, I don't understand, I was actually wiretapped while you just made it up. So, how is that funny?
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
"A man who strapped more than 100 helium balloons to a lawn chair and soared above the Calgary Stampede grounds apologized Friday for the danger he caused, but said he doesn't regret his actions"
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Penguin, Rubber Duck and T Rex are new Monopoly game pieces. Drew's version of trench coat wearing man with beer, busty hooker and squirrel with descended testicles were not approved
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Trump's bold, grand plan for the US Navy lacks one key element: Funding to pay for the skilled workers needed to build said fleet. Also, the skilled workers are nowhere to be found
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Thu March 16, 2017
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Welcome to Canada. Here's your complimentary curling brush and poutine. As opposed to: Welcome to the US. Here's your complimentary frisking and deportation
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Apparently, because of his big bushy beard, David Letterman keeps getting mistaken for a rabbi. Oy
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(Barstool Sports)
 
 
 
Assholes plant false flag on douchebag
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Reposted for evening folks - What is one of the best, weirdest, funniest, and/or most unexpected things that's happened to you as a result of reading Fark? Top ten posts will receive one year of TotalFark. DIT
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(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
You ordered a pizza, but when you get it you find it has the wrong toppings. The prudent thing to do would be to A) return it and ask for a refund, B) just forget about it and eat it the way it is, or C) pump bullets into the building from your car
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Jack in the Box looks around for a reason to explain poor 1Q sales, blames slow IRS tax refunds
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump's budget cuts all funding for climate change research. Every. Last. Penny
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Wed March 15, 2017
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
The only thing worse than Twitter is when Dutch Nazis hack Twitter to show off their Dutch Naziness. Wait, didn't the Turkish President call the Dutch "Nazis" the other day? Huh, funny that
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(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Arrow, Prometheus plays Parcheesi while Ollie continues to play Checkers. Meanwhile, Felicity continues to play Spin the bottle with Helix (CW 8ET) Later, on Legion, David advances to Go. (FX 10ET)
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
In the not too distant future, today A.D., 20 fan favorite MST3K episodes are coming to Netflix
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Netflix to fund final edit and release of the legendary Orson Welles' most famous unfinished project. No, it isn't that one commercial for frozen peas
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Tue March 14, 2017
(CBS News)
 
 
 
As their Obamacare replacement cuts off funds for Planned Parenthood, Republicans want to reassure women that other clinics will step up to provide their low-cost breast exams, contraception and cancer screenings. Let's see how that worked in TX
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(Radio 102.3 Portland)
 
 
 
Drive-thru funeral parlor offers caskets that get sucked up through a vacuum tube and send back a tasty lollipop
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Do more people fill out NCAA brackets than vote for a presidential candidate?
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Mon March 13, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Today's fun fact: The USA has now officially spent more money trying to rebuild Afghanistan than it has spent on rebuilding Europe after WWII under the Marshall Plan
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(Google)
 
 
 
Why do western holidays all suck? This looks like fun
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
New York Governor Andrew Cuomo has hired two Florida fundraisers. Nudge nudge, wink wink
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Sun March 12, 2017
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Fundraising drive and emergency champagne and caviar helicopter drops underway for hundreds of Big Sur residents cut off by broken bridge
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(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Republicans in the Montana legislature introduce a revenge bill to completely defund county attorneys. Can we have a "WTF" tag now?
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Sat March 11, 2017
(STLToday)
 
 
 
When you're down to playing zoo fundraisers, isn't it just time to retire?
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Thu March 09, 2017
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Blumberg closes $200M fund, asks it to move downstairs into Storage B
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
MO Gov. Eric Greitens is so committed to ethics reform, he personally setup a "non-profit" group to push agendas that he sets, and funded by dark money that only he knows about
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Man puts shih-tzu in trash compactor. This headline has so much potential but the story isn't funny in any way
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Wed March 08, 2017
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Governor sees Trump's attempt to f*ck over Planned Parenthood and promises to keep funding them even if the Feds pull out, no strings attached. Oh, and the governor is a Republican
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Remember what you did for your 8th grade fair project? I bet it wasn't finding a WWII German fighter plane and pilot's remains that have been undiscovered for more than 70 years
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Arkansas college student juggles to prove sobriety to police
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Vader was in one scene too many in Rogue One
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Tue March 07, 2017
(WTAE)
 
 
 
Planned Parenthood aborts Trump's offer to fund them if they stop providing their least-used service that isn't even covered by government funding
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(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
9 of the strangest degrees you can get at college. B.A. in Fark Admin. strangely absent
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(E! Online)
 
 
 
Here's an article about Emma Watson conditioning her pubic hair. I don't really have anything funny to put here, I figure almost everyone's already left anyhow. For those that haven't, want to post pictures of koalas in the thread? I'd like that
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
If your idea of fun is using your $1,000,000 annual bonus to go on a field trip where you get to shoot wadded up private customer data rounds at cutouts of bums while dumping toxic waste into a river, you're loving the Trump administration about now
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Most Americans think climate change is happening, just not to them
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Mon March 06, 2017
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Obvious: 61% of survey respondents said they weren't being compensated enough for their work. LOLWUT: Survey respondents were hedge fund managers
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Things people in Heaven do for fun
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Sat March 04, 2017
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
The media is targeting Jeff Sessions because he uncovered the ultra-secret Department of Justice slush fund that Obama and his predecessors used to keep the media in line
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(Metro)
 
 
 
This is the coolest Viking funeral that you will see for two goldfish all day long
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Fri March 03, 2017
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Look, resisting is fun and all, but $1,500 a week is barely enough to keep me in pink pussy hats and a complete state of moral indignation. I need a raise. And some PTO dammit
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(WPTV)
 
 
 
Happy birthday to the state that makes bad news fun
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Good thing Trump's campaign funds didn't pay for Sessions's visit with Rus--oh
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(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
Octavia Spencer under fire by fundamentalists for portraying God as a black woman in 'The Shack'
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
London movie theatre trolls 'Moonlight' audience by playing 'La La Land'. Everybody knows John Legend would never be confused with a gay Atlanta drug dealer
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Thu March 02, 2017
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Just in time for Grandparents Day - Hall and Oates & Tears For Fears announce summer tour
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(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
Building housing Kids Fun Zone and The Party Place in violation of building and fire codes. Just depends on what kind of fun party you want to have, I guess
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Supreme Court of Kansas orders school funding hike, as voters wonder if there is something... anything at all, that lies within their power to bring about some kind of change to the government which so consistently fails to represent them
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Peter Dinklage and his wife are expecting another little one soon
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Wed March 01, 2017
(Current Affairs)
 
 
 
Fark Politics tab explained: "social media...means that the satire never has to end, that you can always jack right back in, and there's always another person to tell you that those conservative rubes are uncool and unfunny"
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Five main cast members of Big Bang Theory each take a $100,000 pay cut to free up $500,000 to fund raises for lesser-paid co-stars. Fark: Even though the show has grossed over $1 billion in syndication for Warner Bros
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
"Newfoundland parents upset as son's bowling trophy revoked due to pants colour"
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Tue February 28, 2017
(KSN Wichita)
 
 
 
Guerrilla urban planners in Wichita use toilet plungers to demarcate bike lanes
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(KSBW Monterey)
 
 
 
Not to alarm anyone, but the Amazon Server Farm of Northern Virginia seems to be seceding from the Internet
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
New police holster forces all nearby body cams to malfunction when a gun is pulled
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Javier Baez is having more fun than anyone else right now. "I love being me"
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Mon February 27, 2017
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Warren Beatty tells this funny story about the Oscars that you just have to hear
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The Lord is my shepherd. OK? Totally. Big league. He is a tremendous shepherd. The best. No comparison. I know more than most people about herding sheep. And that's why I won the election in a landslide and it's why my company is doing very very well
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
"'The GPS showed him in the lake,' said [the teen's mom], who figured the GPS was malfunctioning." It wasn't. With scrapbook-worthy pictures
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Jimmy Kimmel has fun ribbing Trump and leads the audience in a standing ovation for the overrated Meryl Streep. Too bad Donnie had other things to do. I'm sure he won't watch the highlights later and then tweet. That would be unprecedential (sic)
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Sun February 26, 2017
(Dezeen)
 
 
 
A crowdfunding campaign to bring a lightning-bolt statue in memory of David Bowie to London aims to raise £1 million in 28 days
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Kelsey Plum drops 57 to become the all-time leading scorer in NCAA Division 1 women's basketball. Difficulty: Not UConn
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Tallest guy on Game of Thrones dies at age 36. In other news, funeral home on the lookout for really long casket
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(US Uncut)
 
 
 
There's no funny spin for this. Spicer confiscating phones of White House staff to find leakers; threatening them with "hell to pay" if information about said confiscation is leaked. Hero tag: Information leaked anyway
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New wave dude Martin Kemp talks about when he used to have fun back in the day before he got old, like the time he did drugs with Steve Strange
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Sat February 25, 2017
(Motor Racing Network)
 
 
 
It's time for segmented fun, 5 minute repair clocks, and Calvinball rules as the 2017 NASCAR Xfinity Series begins with the PowerShares John de Lancie Times Three 300, 3:30 PM ET on FS1
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Fri February 24, 2017
(Lawrence Journal-World)
 
 
 
As the revolt in Brownbackistan gains momentum, rebel forces seize control of the state legislature and vote to accept Obamacare funds to expand Medicaid, and restore the tenure rights to public school teachers that were removed in 2014
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Thu February 23, 2017
(czmilosz)
 
 
 
Fark Radio Hour - Live tonight at 10pm Eastern - Tonight's theme: What do you consider fun?
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(Esquire)
 
 
 
A humorous look at the panels offered at CPAC this year; predictably, the funniest ones are real
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Tourette's syndrome can be funny. No really
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Wed February 22, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Dauphinoise Petunia Brittany Scheherazade Von Funkinstein Mustard Witch RBG Cross Tamblyn-Bey Junior
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(CNN)
 
 
 
GOP calls for defunding SpaceX
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Mexico tells Trump to have fun with his concentration camps
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(UPI)
 
 
 
I've tried to be clear that our game is fundamentally sound, and it does not need to be fixed, at the same time, I think it's a mistake to stick our head in the sand and ignore the fact that our game needs to be fixed
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(WTSP)
 
 
 
Most Americans plan to save their tax refund
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Wacky Wednesday- what was the funniest prank you pulled on a co-worker?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
MLB eliminates the 4-pitch intentional walk
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Tue February 21, 2017
(Collider)
 
 
 
Hellboy 3 won't happen
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
This week in the normally funny Forest Grove Police log: "In all, officers responded to nine calls involving people suffering mental health issues this date alone"
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Mon February 20, 2017
(The Runner Sports)
 
 
 
If the Illinois football team doesn't find a quarterback next season, they might be looking for a refund on Lovie Smith's coaching stint
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
The Hellenic Financial Stability Fund is looking for new leadership after burning through five executives in nine months. Resumes should include an ode to Grecian urnings
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(TechEBlog)
 
 
 
Turnsa out you can cobble together a functional camera using little more than 32,000 drinking straws
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(Billboard)
 
 
 
Funky drummer gets even funkier
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Judge "blown away" by Catholic Church funding defence of paedophile priest. Ummm, are we not doing *phrasing* anymore? Just checking
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(MMA Fighting)
 
 
 
In video games you score points when you taunt your opponent and showboat. In MMA you get a foot to the face along with a short nap, and then you lose the fight
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Sun February 19, 2017
(The Street)
 
 
 
Apple's market cap has now reached an astounding $712 billion ... less than $290 billion away from a never-before-seen $1 trillion. Fun fact: Apple holds more than $246 billion in cash overseas
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
James Brown's 'Funky Drummer' Clyde Stubblefield, who created the famous drum break that was sampled on over 1,000 songs, dies at 73
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Sat February 18, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
After over a year and a half since his last major league game, Nick Swisher announces his retirement now that's he's finally off the Indians' payroll
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
46
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Homeschoolers revolt over a Republican bill which would give them federal funds for teaching their children at home, but only after they tell the government that they're teaching their children at home
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
What's the deal with unfunny comedy club open mic nights?
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trump's first budget to defund PBS, NEA, NEH, LSC and AmeriCorps. Stop, my penis can only get so erect
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Fri February 17, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Neverwhere 2: Electric Boogaloo
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Remember when you used to hate taking tests in school, and now you do it for fun? It's the Fark Friday Weird News Quiz
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(Dayton Daily News)
 
 
 
Noted producer, singer, and keyboardist with the Ohio Players dead at 62. Put the flags at half-staff and let's all do the Funky Worm
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Thu February 16, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
In response to the explosive Trump/Russia revelations and the dangerous dysfunction in the White House, a refocused Congressional GOP promises to get serious, tackle the situation head-on, and finally investigate how to repeal the ACA
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Do you realize in the entire history of western civilization no one has successfully accomplished the Nintendo Switch?
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Wed February 15, 2017
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Michigan politician arrested for unlawfully driving off with five cars on Valentine's Day so he could make sweet, sweet love. Not in the cars, WITH the cars. Involving spark plug wires
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Alabama House passes bill to deny funding to "sanctuary" colleges offering safe havens to immigrants, minorities from hate crimes, because nobody wants that in the state
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Tue February 14, 2017
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
During podcast, legendary baseball superagent Scott Boras calls Matt Wieters the new Carlton Fisk, free-associates on minor league wages and how to fix free agency and the draft. "For a fun game, drink every time he says 'proprietary'"
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
"If you forgot to make dinner reservations for you and your Valentine, there's at least one option available for a candlelight dinner. White Castle." Bedroom smelling reeeeal funky in 3...2...1
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Science: getting taxpayer funds to answer truly important questions of our day
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Ha ha ha, sexual assault is funny, ha ha- whaddya mean I'm fired?
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Mon February 13, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Remember when Biden pointed in the direction of the football carrier and everyone lost their minds? Fun times
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Oregon looks to fund education budget with a proposed coffee tax. Starbucks customers immediately protest over taxation without caffeination
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Sun February 12, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Nothing much to see here, just an air hose powered spinning top with razor blades pitted against various objects
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Arizona's solution to paying for much-needed school funding: Legalize gambling at bars
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Trump decides he doesn't want to visit Parliament anyway. No word yet on his opinion of Funkadelic
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Kevin Durant tries to rent out a steakhouse in Oklahoma City, gets denied, but eats there anyway. Slow news day, apparently
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
99-0. Fundamentally great
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Sat February 11, 2017
(Tuscaloosa News)
 
 
 
Man wins $5,000 through fantasy fishing. In related news fantasy fishing is a thing now
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
As Alec Baldwin gets ready to host SNL for a record 17th time, he explains the secret to his near-perfect Trump impression: "We're just repeating back what he says"
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