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350 headlines found matching 'friends'
Tue August 23, 2016
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Patriot feels "ashamed" because school acknowledges her and other parents' 1st Amendment rights in writing
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(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
You can now use a beer glass embedded with a smart chip that records how many drinks you're having at the bars which will in turn let you earn free drinks and shall in no way be introduced in a court of law during your next DUI trial
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Mon August 22, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Look, if you won't allow your friends to sledgehammer bricks stacked on your crotch, maybe YOU'RE the weird one
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(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
Android's latest operating system is here. No word on whether they fixed the "when you switch to Android 90% of your iPhone using friends will have trouble contacting you for at least a couple months" bug
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Donald Trump:"The polls are turning rather rapidly in my favor." He must be holding the graph upside down again
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Mike Pence drinks the Kool-Aid, says Donald Trump would "most definitely get 95% of the African American vote" in 2020. Well, yeah, if Trump somehow won and declared himself dictator and OH GOD THAT'S HIS PLAN
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Sun August 21, 2016
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
I have no idea what a Jandal is but stay away from cliffs
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
The Sunday Morning Music Club wants to know how you discover new music. Is it still the radio? YouTube? Magazines? Music sites? Friends recommendations? Aliens beaming suggestions directly into your head?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Minnesota," Mr. Trump said. "What?" I asked, turning to the candidate with a look of confusion on my face. "Minnesota," he repeated. "I think we can win Minnesota." Looking around carefully, I slowly exited the room, avoiding any sudden movements
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Sat August 20, 2016
(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
Woman, 20, drives to police station to pick up friends arrested for DUI. Guess what? She's drunk, too. BRILLIANT
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Fri August 19, 2016
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
2016's bloodlust knows no bounds. Dick Assman goes to the gas station in the sky
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Have you ever sent a drunken text? It's probably nowhere as bad as these all-time excruciating ones
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(Benzinga)
 
 
 
Is Phelps or Bolt the greatest Olympian of all time? I still say it's Jesse Owens, for giving the finger to Hitler in 1936
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Facebook friendships are being torn asunder as lines are drawn in the Clinton/Trump race
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Self-stirring camera lens mug. For World Photography Day, and the photographer in your life who knows what an f-stop is and how to take a photo without the autofocus engaged. (Sponsored Link)
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
You may want to rethink your criteria for choosing friends when your best man fails to book flights and accommodation for the stag party, pockets the money and pretends to have terminal cancer. Bonus: you don't find out until you're at the airport
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Friends launch online campaign to screen "Rogue One" for terminally ill Star Wars fan/illustrator
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Thu August 18, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Woman turning 105 knows exactly what she wants for her birthday, and what she wants is a hot fireman with tattoos to bring her cake
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The hosts of Fox and Friends apparently believe that wearing glasses, as Hillary now does, is "a sign of brain damage." Though, in their defense, they have had to interact with Rick Perry a lot, so you can see how they'd think that
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(The Gateway Pundit)
 
 
 
Many Blacks and Latinos will claim Trump is evil and the second coming of Hitler to their friends but when they are in the privacy of the voting booth they will pull the lever for Trump
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
If you're really good friends with a Chicago judge, and a Democrat running for office there, you wear the judge's robes and pretend to be the judge as you hear real cases. Yeah, legal observers are "stunned"
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Marvel is bringing The Runaways to Hulu
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Wed August 17, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I have met my destiny; I have found the love of my life. Charming, wonderful, well-off, employed, and devoted to me. But it's all online; I have yet to meet him in person. I think I know what he looks like. Should we get married?"
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Ray-Ban Camo Aviator Classic Sunglasses. I went looking for a joke about wearing sunglasses in winter but it turns out it's actually a good idea. (Sponsored Link)
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Tue August 16, 2016
(Quartz)
 
 
 
It's official: Your Facebook "friends" don't give a shiat about your political posts and disregard everything you share in them
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Mon August 15, 2016
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
The 25 bestest country songs about sex, y'all
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Man swims the Yukon River from Whitehorse to the coast of Alaska, 2000 miles. "Some people were thinking I was a bear. Some others, thinking a moose"
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Sun August 14, 2016
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
By 2050 you'll want a home with solid, well-insulated walls, a holodeck, a giant blue screen, and an ample supply of contact lenses
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Sat August 13, 2016
(Little Things)
 
 
 
This couple has spent 24 years bulding a massive floating home in Canada. They could have done it in a weekend or two if they hadn't refused to use power tools
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Word to the wise: a superhero fancy dress carnival expects superhero costumes, not period costumes
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Fri August 12, 2016
(DCW50)
 
 
 
"Florence Foster Jenkins proves you can overcome any obstacle if you are a rich, delusional white woman"
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(ITV)
 
 
 
Man wearing back brace confused for suicide bomber in Bolton
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Facebook codes around the ad block that coded around Facebook that coded around ad block that coded around Facebook
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Man spends thousands in bid to get the 'perfect' face and ass, achieves neither. (Not safe for work)
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Thu August 11, 2016
(The Verge)
 
 
 
We apologize for the fault in our ad blocker. Those ads that Facebook managed to slip through have been sacked. Mynd you, Facebook ads Kan be pretti nasti
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
"I just want to be treated like everyone else" says emo vampire Darkness Vlad Tepes. Uh, huh, good luck with that
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
With school starting soon, here are 10 things never to say to your precious little snowflake's teachers
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Couple forces 15-year-old prostitute to have sex with 288 people. That's too gross
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(Nola.com)
 
 
 
This. THIS is how you obituary
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Wed August 10, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
Bronies and Furries are now "Quirky"
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Not going to happen, but here's how Hillary can rein in her friends in big finance and win over the Bernie Bros
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Tue August 09, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Shelley Ross recounts the time Roger Ailes proposed a "sexual alliance" between them. A Super Friends with Benefits, if you will
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
So you're saying there's a chance
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(Seven Days)
 
 
 
Bernie stands tall with his young socialist supporters, who are deep in debt. He does this by buying a third home for $600k
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
FTC says changing passwords often can actually weaken security, primarily because bad users often come up with progressively worse passwords
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I am a farm girl and my boyfriend is a city boy. Last month, I went to repair my electric fence, he was helping and turned the fence on to shock me as a joke; I kicked him out. My friends say I made a mistake; do I take him back?"
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Mon August 08, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Seven reasons it's so much better to be weird than boring, as if the two were mutually exclusive
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Most of your friends don't actually like you. Sorry, it's science
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Latest trend among drunks is to have a Harry Potter lightning bolt tattooed onto your face
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Sat August 06, 2016
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
How much would it cost to have Jennifer Lopez, or Mariah Carey at your next party? Here's the price list
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(Hindustan Times)
 
 
 
Alcohol makes you lower your standards for choosing a partner. Ric Romero reporting
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Former NFL running back Trent Richardson reveals that his family and friends helped him squander $1.6 million in less than a year. "It's scary to have all that much money in the world and not be happy"
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Fri August 05, 2016
(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Steamcrate subscription - 30 games for $30. Small print - three months of thirty games chosen by Steam. Past selections have included popular games, take a chance and explore what they send. (Sponsored Link)
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Wed August 03, 2016
(Entertainment Tonight)
 
 
 
Jon Gosselin talks about the tragedy of constantly being mistaken as a victim of Down's Syndrome
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Paul Manafort has successfully managed several dictators to victory. Close friends describe him as "frustrated beyond measure" at his inability to manage Donald Trump
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"I will vote for Hillary, I will talk to my Republican friends about helping her, and I will donate to her campaign and try to raise money for her" - Meg Whitman (R)
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Tue August 02, 2016
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Shannen Doherty's breast cancer may have spread to her lymph nodes. Sad tag trumps Followup tag
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Mon August 01, 2016
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Former CU football coach Bill McCartney has late-onset Alzheimer's
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
And now your moment of zen: dogs going down a slide
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Remember that time a grieving mom lashed out at George W. Bush, and his response was to question why her husband didn't talk, complain about her on the internet, and then have his friends say her dead son was probably a traitor? Good times
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Revogi Bluetooth outlet converter and meter. Measure the amount of electricity your appliances and devices use. Wireless control and scheduling. In my day, I had to "clap on, clap off." (Sponsored Link)
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(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
12-year-old girl organizes volunteer day, rallies friends, schoolmates to clean up local pet cemetery. No animals, people were resurrected during this event
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Fri July 29, 2016
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
If you're planning to go to a party this weekend and you want to "WOW" your friends then I bet you would be interested in making an impression on them with your extensive knowledge of the exciting history of drywall
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Uber drivers say that when they repeatedly turn down ride requests, they're given timeouts, are not allowed to play with friends
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Here's the updated list of all of Donald Trump's imaginary friends
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Pilot dies in tragic crop duster accident. Police searching for a tall man in a grey suit who was seen loitering in the area just prior to the crash
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Thu July 28, 2016
(NYPost)
 
 
 
My pool is ruining my social life. Thanks, Obama
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(Jezebel)
 
Boobies
 
Boobies Trumps Obvious tag when staring at Ashley Judd's rack
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose - unless you're a scientist, that is
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Wed July 27, 2016
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
So it turns out that the whole Russia email thing was only one of many insane things Trump said in his press conference today
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
NBC reporter Katy Tur: Did you seriously ask a foreign power to hack us? Trump: "Be quiet"
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Tue July 26, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Blasphemy, I say. BLASPHEMY
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
A woman is told that her mother is too fat to be cremated because of the danger of a grease fire or something like that
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
TV psychic Miss Cleo dead at 53 from a battle with cancer. Funny, I didn't think astrology was her thing
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Old man and baby end up in a strange time continuum wearing the same hideous green shirt and plaid shorts
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Dear Amy: My friends are totally racist but I've put up with them all these years. Now I'm dating a Korean guy and they hate him. What should I do? Dear Nitwit: Dump their sorry asses
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Mon July 25, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
At a rally today, Donald Trump took a moment to thank his friends in Russia and China for hacking the DNC
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
For sale: breakup blender, never used
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Sun July 24, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Not all uses of the Florida tag are negative. In fact, this time it equates to Hero
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(Fox 4 News Dallas)
 
 
 
Sure, that's a homemade waterslide, but that's usually not a problem. Well yes, it's next to a steep embankment, but we still don't think that's a problem. What could possibly go wrong?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News thinks it's hilarious that the planet could be destroyed by global climate change which is why they think Kerry's statement about air conditioners is so darned funny
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Fri July 22, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
Just because you can't make it doesn't mean you can't throw a great party
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(Bandcamp)
 
Audio
 
Ahoy, lads. There be comics off the starboard bow
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Moai mPen stylus for Android or iOS. No bluetooth. For those of us with artistic leanings or just big thumbs. (Sponsored Link)
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(BBC)
 
 
 
When a 95-year-old former soldier died with no living relatives to attend his funeral, a care home worker decided something had to happen next
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Thu July 21, 2016
(Newark Advertiser (UK))
 
 
 
Friends help seriously ill man they find while playing Pokémon Go
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Mind Vector mind mapping app for Mac, iOs, and Android. What is your favorite mind mapping software? (Sponsored Link)
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
9021NOOOO
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Seattle grunge supergroup Temple of the Dog reunites, will play shows across North America this November in first ever tour. They don't mind stealin' your bread
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Wed July 20, 2016
(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Scientists discover that at least seven species of marine mammals mourn the death of family or friends. Once again, just like us ... unless we're owed money
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(City Pages)
 
 
 
Sorry, Wisconsin. The 60-beer 'Wisconsin Pak' of Coors Light is a myth
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Phil Kessel taunts Toronto
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Porn star goes down one last time
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I am dating a bro who has a tattoo that rates every woman he's slept with on a sliding 1 to 10 scale. He's only got three so far. If we break up, can I prevent him from rating me? Or do I stay with him to avoid becoming a number?"
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Self-taught tattoo artist creates photo-like realistic drawings on human skin. It's a digital masterpiece
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Two geniuses who jumped out of a moving cab to avoid paying the fare, then decided to sue to cab driver for the life-changing injuries that they suffered, have lost their case. Three cheers to the legal system
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Tue July 19, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"You raaaaaaaaang?" Former Fox News talking headcase Lurch Coulter says "every woman who has ever worked for Fox News" has dirt on Roger Ailes
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(NBC 12 Richmond)
 
 
 
Need to protest? What better way than to get your 12 friends together and shut down I-95 South during rush hour? Article complete with "they look like I expected" mugshots
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Would you abandon your family, friends, and SO for a chance to travel the universe? Is there anything else you'd abandon them for?
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Basics wallet. Wallet for the minimalist in your life. Basically the tiny house of wallet design. (Sponsored Link)
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Former Chicago Bear and Carolina Panther cornerback Charles Tillman peanut-punches his time card for the last time in a video
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Mon July 18, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Just what are you getting at here, you Orange Buffoon?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
When the kids are away mom and dad will play .....at drug fueled sex parties???
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
"OK, your fare is $14." "Sorry, I got no cash on me." "That watch looks nice." YOINK
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Sun July 17, 2016
(The Japan News)
 
 
 
Dear Troubleshooter: My father is in his late 50s and has zero friends at work, coming straight home without socializing. His hobbies are watching go on TV and housework. I might sound overly concerned, but I do want to leave home when I get a job
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Sat July 16, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
VP-wannabe Mike Pence: Turkey coup attempt is Clinton's fault, as opposed to a history of civilian vs. military, religious vs. secular sentiment
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Drew Barrymore files for divorce after her husband finally saw 50 First Dates
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Fri July 15, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Mud run leaves runners running mud
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Getflix - easier access to subscription streaming services outside of the U.S. Advantages / disadvantages to just using a VPN? (Sponsored Link)
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(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
The debate is over: Men are better tippers than women
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Thu July 14, 2016
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
What's so unusual about a woman going out on the town with friends and picking up a guy? Oh, the squats
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Pokemon Go released in the UK, leaving voters disgusted that more strange-looking foreigners are loose in their great country
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Wed July 13, 2016
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Is friendship a skill that can be taught in school? Looking around this place, one would have to say 'No'
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Patton Oswalt to lend his voice to an upcoming episode of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, hopefully as a pony version of Robert Evans
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Science finds that grilling over charcoal is superior to turning meat into smoking garbage in a gas grill, so let us speak no more about this
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Here are the best dives from the robot world cup of soccer (vid)
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Google Sheep View
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Nine-year-old girl sets Maryland record after catching fish larger than herself
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Tue July 12, 2016
(Daily Edge (Ireland))
 
 
 
Sure cancer sucks ....but that doesn't mean you can't have fun with it
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(Perez Hilton)
 
 
 
Yelp exec falls to her death in the Grand Canyon, gives it two stars
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Pokemon Go: Harmless fun game to play with friends...or GOVERNMENT SURVEILLANCE PSYOP CONSPIRACY?
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(Twitter)
 
Weeners
 
This cloud is happy to see you
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Mon July 11, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Cursive, print, or keyboards only? What do your choices say about you?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Daemons: Infernal creatures of evil or automated Unix processes?
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(Missoula Independent)
 
 
 
Hipster disagrees that hipsters have ruined farmers markets, says producers should be grateful people come at all, even if they prefer to wander around and gab with friends over coffee and pastries instead of buy pounds of lettuce
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Sun July 10, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Superstitious dumbarse doesn't know how our justice system works. Thinks cops are sent to punish evildoers. Hopefully this child mo will be served some justice from the cops. You just know this weirdo is diddling the kiddies
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Derek Jeter finally gets his 6th ring
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
McScuse me? (Not safe for work language)
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Sat July 09, 2016
(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
Pour yourself some Maker's Mark, turn the anti-48 and 18 idols to full, and rub the large testicles of your favorite squirrel for luck, the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series is in Kentucky for the FARK.com Uniting Friends In America 400, 7:30 PM ET on NBCSN
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Fri July 08, 2016
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
On a day like today, what we really need to make things a bit better is some doses of wisdom from the late, great Bob Ross. With bonus pic of the master with a baby raccoon
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Gingrich: I'm being vetted for VP. I'll also be releasing a series of books, designer cufflinks available at Tiffany's, my moon colony kickstarter campaign is almost set to launch (get it?) and I hear there's a new Fox & Friends slot opening soon
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Thu July 07, 2016
(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
You can lead a dog to water, but you can't make it stop biting you
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
For God so loved the world, that he gave his two daughters, that whoever sits on the tracks should not perish, but have eternal life. Train 3:16
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Trump campaign considers Ivanka for VP, next wife
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Mom who drank and smoked pot with her daughter's teenage friends and let them play naked Twister is sentenced to probation only and warned to stay away from anything with brightly colored polka dots
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Super Typhoon Nepartak packing winds of more than 200 mph and generating waves up to 44 feet as it bears down on Taiwan today. No snark, just hope that our Taiwanese friends come through this as well as they can
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Wed July 06, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Turns out all those blondes on Fox are Roger Ailes' version of dating
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(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
17-year-old girl comes out as gay. Parents kick her out of the house... to set up her SURPRISE PARTY
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: DropShades colored LED glasses light up and change in response to music and sound. Made for EDM festivals but also useful in weird late night conversations. (Sponsored Link)
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Brexit Part 2. A nation divided over The Guardian's guide on how to eat a sausage sandwich. Red sauce or Brown sauce - friends estranged, families divided, as 672 comments testify
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Tue July 05, 2016
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Just in case you missed it the first 50 times - NEVER lend money to family or friends
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
25 years ago, mother forced whiny, defiant son to go meet nice, interesting old man with lots of money. That mother was Mary Gates, and that nice old man was Warren Buffett
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Number 973045 of things Steve Doocy just can't understand, why would anyone have a problem with Hooter's girls at Cub Scout camp
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Mon July 04, 2016
(WWE)
 
 
 
It's the 4th of July. While real people spend time with family and friends, no one likes you so your ass is stuck watching Raw. Good news, you ain't alone. WWE Monday Night Raw, begins at 8pm ET/pre-show 7:30pm ET on the USA Network, which is now on Sling TV
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Amaryllo iCamPRO FHD Home Security Camera. 360 degree field of view, day and night recording. CES award winner. Also Magic 8-ball imposter. (Sponsored Link)
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
50 corgis frolicking on a beach is a surefire way to a perfect day
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Did you know July is National Baked Bean month? You're darned tootin'
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Do you get annoyed when strangers call you 'baby' or 'sweety'?
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Sun July 03, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
Sound smart with your friends: #452 - John Adams wanted Independence Day on July 2
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Tourist in New York City's Central Park has his foot blown off after apparently stepping on a home-made land mine
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Josh Reddick hit an accidental hole in one when this ball got stuck under the Coliseum wall. This gives a whole new meaning to "the right field gap"
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Sat July 02, 2016
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
A week after losing the George Lucas museum to California, Chicago's Friends of the Park group stands firm on their belief parking is more important than Star Wars, Indiana Jones, American Graffiti, and tourism
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Fri July 01, 2016
(ABC 10 Sacamento)
 
 
 
Feral cat wanders into zoo, becomes best friends with bear
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In today's edition of things you never thought you'd read on the Internet: Woman who calls herself "A-Bus-Full-of-Retards" crowned Miss Hitler 2016
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Thu June 30, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Turning 30, Lindsay Lohan reflects on her life...at least the parts she can remember
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Former NBA baller Antoine Walker is broke after blowing $108 million, and is now teaching other athletes how not to blow that kind of money
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Here's something you can share with your Facebook friends who like to tell you Trump is self-funding his campaign
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(Truth Revolt)
 
 
 
New York Congressional candidate recalls how Alexander Hamilton once be-bopped in his hip-hop days of the American 1700's. Kanye blasts Hamilton as a "poser"
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Wed June 29, 2016
(Roanoke Times)
 
 
 
Band trainer for THE OHIO STATE will be be spending the next three years in THE PRISON
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
A group of three young men decided to conduct a social experiment on a British train wherein one of them pretended to be an anti-LGBT bigot as the other two posed as a gay couple to see if people would intervene. And they did
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(Time)
 
 
 
Veep lead-in Game of Thrones sets huge ratings record for HBO
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My mother is single and 66. She has been seeing a man lately, but he is slightly younger than she by a whopping 36 years. And now she wants to move in with him. Pretty sure he's using her for her money. Should I stop this?"
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Google +@5 is still alive? Johnny 5 says the cake is a lie
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(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
Meet Celeste Guap, the 18-year-old prostitute who slept with more than 30 cops-- street cops, sergeants, captains, even a police dog handler. No, go on... meet her
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(The Vintage News)
 
 
 
Beer run. To Vietnam. During the war. Greatest bar story of all time
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(Some Bock)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Dog shaming. New hotness: Chicken shaming
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Tue June 28, 2016
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Toronto's fugitive capybara captured after a month on the lam. Lam said to be a bit sore but quite satisfied
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
EU: So...what *exactly* do you mean you're "leaving"?
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Mon June 27, 2016
(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
Two-year-old girl loses right eye to cancer. Now wears "Coming Soon" patch over socket until she gets prosthetic eye, perfect for Halloween pirate costume
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(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Fishermen once told tall tales about 12-foot shark taking their 100-pound tarpon, until advent of cell phone video
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Leming jumps off cliff
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Sun June 26, 2016
(The Week)
 
 
 
Inside Japan's rent-a-friend industry and the agency that dispatches friends to all types of people. "We look like a rich country from the outside, but mentally we have problems.... We have clients who start to cry when we shake hands with them"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Pat Summitt may be coaching the great women's basketball team in the sky soon
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Sat June 25, 2016
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Bob Barker accuses CBS of animal cruelty during the shooting of its series "Zoo." The good news is that there really aren't any witnesses since the show airs on CBS
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Bone Conduction bluetooth headphones. Different from earbuds or traditional headphones: not in or covering your ears. Hear your music *and* what's going on around you. Parents, military, sports, gaming, more. (Sponsored Link)
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Fri June 24, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
After a Chicago-open spaces group filed a lawsuit challenging the plan for a Star Wars Museum on the city's waterfront, George Lucas takes his lightsabers and Skywalks home
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(WVVA Beckley)
 
 
 
A woman's home exploded during a flood, blasting her into the branches of a tree. Like being in WV didn't suck already
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Meet Mosha, the first elephant to receive a prosthetic leg. Another reason to love technology
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
For any other panic eating freelancers out there, these recipes might help us out on a few fronts
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Thu June 23, 2016
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Wisconsin Republican proposes triple damages on businesses that won't allow firearms. Friends of the Job Creators indeed
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(Deccan Chronicle)
 
 
 
10-year-old with cerebral palsy who didn't want to go to school sports day because he was afraid other kids would laugh at his legs wins gold medal in race against rest of school. Hey, we're not assholes here ALL the time (sweet vid)
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(BetaNews)
 
 
 
Google's free Android Basics Nanodegree promises to have even complete beginners up to speed and deleting entire tabs like a boss in record time
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I broke up with my boyfriend for the fourth time yesterday. He's a fun and charming drunk narcissist. His friends are all homeless, unhealthy, alcoholic friends who hang out in the park. How do I gain strength to not go back to him?"
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(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
How not to get away with murder: (1) Do it an IHOP parking lot (2) be a 16-year-old (3) send a Snapchat of your victim to all your friends
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(Brisbane Times)
 
 
 
Australian woman finds 5 meters of nope in her guest room
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Wed June 22, 2016
(Twitter)
 
Video
 
Iceland's announcers were just a little excited about their last-second victory in Euro 2016
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
Snapchat old-timer gives you trailing-edgers the lowdown on Snapchat. "For people who primarily use their phones vertically (i.e. most of us), taking and watching videos with your phone upright just makes more sense"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Former "friends with benefits" of the Orlando shooter and dehydrated Nick Offerman look-alike says Omar hated Pulse because the guys there made him felt used and rejected
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Firefighters had to rescue a teen girl from being trapped in a Barney head, but Barney loves her, she loves it
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Tue June 21, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Any library Farkers/Farkettes going to Orlando for ALA? Want to have a quick meetup? I'll be there but won't have time to organize a full-on Fark Party... but if you're there, let's see what we can work out for drinks - DIT
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Is your drug-addicted friend being held against her will in Queens? Grab a couple of friends, load up your car with rifles, handguns, body armor, night vision goggles, and drugs, and try your luck in the Holland Tunnel. That should do the trick
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(KWQC Quad Cities)
 
 
 
Frightening "weirdos in black trench coats" are terrifying spooked Iowans
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Here are the top tips for people working from home. 'Putting on some pants' not among them
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Did you ever wonder why Donald Trump says bombastic things, but doesn't feel he's racist? It's because one of his mentors and closest friends was Joseph McCarthy's right hand man, Roy Cohn
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(Irish Mirror)
 
 
 
Feeling bored about what to do with your outdated kitchen? Turn it into a swimming pool
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Microsoft Outlook now features Starbucks integration, allowing you to schedule your very important meetings in the nearest coffee shop instead of that same old windowless conference room
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Sun June 19, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
White people, get ready for a free ride when Grand Wizard Trump becomes President
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What are you going to do this summer that you've never done before? What do you wish you could do this summer that you did once before?
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(AP)
 
 
 
Second contestant from The Voice has been killed in the last week, putting ultra rare trifecta in play
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Sat June 18, 2016
(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
ThorSport Racing has been on fire as of late, and with a little luck and some help from their friends, they just might take the big niblet when the NASCAR Truck Series comes to Iowa Speedway for the Speediatrics 200, 8:30 PM ET on FS1
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
With a fixed Cutie Map, will the Mane 6 catch up with all their Friendship assignments or just sit around all day letting their butts vibrate? Find out in a new episode of My Little Pony, Welcome to the Hiatus Part 1, 11:30 AM ET in some Brony's head
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Narrowly avoiding causing the end of all times with the creation of "Fuller House," producers and stars of the series continue to court Armageddon by moving forward with production of a second season
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(Boulder Daily Camera)
 
 
 
Well, why wouldn't you want to sneak an iguana into a courtroom?
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Phil Kessel plans to bring Stanley Cup to Toronto just to show hockey fans there what it looks like
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Thu June 16, 2016
(Inferse)
 
 
 
Facebook rolls out new tool to help prevent suicides, presumably by unfriending more than half of the people you know
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Of the 40 people Donald Trump follows on Twitter, 35 of them are his family, employees, hotels, campaign staff, media pundits, or Apprentice contestants. Essentially, he's following himself
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(Gizmoids)
 
 
 
(Money + friends + interested sexual partners + time) - (idiots + jerks)
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Wed June 15, 2016
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Florida Gov. Rick Scott is hissing mad that Obama hasn't called him since the Orlando massacre
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Tue June 14, 2016
(Rare.us)
 
 
 
Basement boxing matches are all fun and games between good friends until someone gets their lights turned out
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Article on how to survive an active shooter situation. Short answer: Run. Long answer: RUUUUUUN
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Hey guys, Giuliani and Gingrich are still out there. Still totally VP material if anyone is in the market for that sorta thing. Guys? Wait, turn that camera back on
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
After two years of not owning an Apple Watch, you may finally be able to delete the app from your iPhone
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
If you're part of a Fitbiatchallenge with your friends, the best way to ensure that you win is to attach the device to a chainsaw, a ceiling fan, or a puppy
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(Interesting Engineering)
 
 
 
Not news: programmer automates his job, goofs off for 6 years while still getting paid. News: programmer gets caught, fired. Fark: programmer has forgotten how to code, is now unemployable
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(The Blaze)
 
 
 
Bill O'Reilly to Trump: "Do you see that you could be contributing to a demonization of all Muslims in general? Is that possible?"
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Mon June 13, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Even though the Orlando shooter was a natural born US citizen from Florida, Trump blames the shooting on Syrian refugees
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Advice from 90-year-olds will make your day, make you a better person
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
You know you're old when you can actually remember when Meg Ryan looked like Meg Ryan
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Who farted, y'all?
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Sat June 11, 2016
(The Verge)
 
 
 
When you're playing "the world's tiniest violin" for your entitled and spoiled friends, you no longer have to do so euphemistically
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Fri June 10, 2016
(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: AfterShot 2 RAW photo editing software. Also one of my favorite drinks from college. (Sponsored Link)
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Yes, there was once a 'Friends' storyline that network execs thought was too offensive, and prepared for a huge audience backlash
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
People reveal the worst reasons they had sex with someone. Go ahead and share your own, you're among friends here
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I am going to divorce my wife of five years. All we did was fight. The problem is that she just had a baby. My friends and family say I'm horrible; but my wife hasn't been the same for a year. Isn't my happiness important?"
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Thu June 09, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump gets another Hollywood celebrity endorsement, this time from Roseanne Barr. Trump now has a complete lock on the trailer park vote
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(Metro)
 
 
 
So, crushing up ecstasy in a bag and swallowing it like it was crumbs in a chip bag will kill you, and it's even worse if you've already done cocaine and heroin. WHO KNEW
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Some men choke their chickens after a woman refuses their Facebook advances. This guy choked her chickens
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Wed June 08, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Chewbacca Defense. New Hotness: Peppa Pig Defense
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Man crushed to death by pallet of mushrooms, none of which gave him an extra life apparently. Friends and coworkers described him as a real fun guy
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(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
People's social circles shrink after age 25, as they go from 6 face to face companions to 5,000 unknown Facebook friends
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(Wimp)
 
 
 
Toys from your childhood are now worth a fortune. Don't yell at mom for having thrown them out
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I was born male but eventually identified as female, embracing my realization and becoming transgendered. I've been working on socially transitioning; my family insists on calling me my male birth name and nicknames. What do I do?"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
President Obama pardons the most heinous thing he can... Anthony Bourdain's friendship with Ted Nugent
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Tue June 07, 2016
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Aqib Talib intercepted his own bullet, and then promptly started talking shiat about its mother, followed by a sucker punch for good measure
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I work with a young woman who had a baby a year ago, and ever since she got back from maternity leave, she's arrived late and left early. I feel she's getting special treatment and she's wrong. Should I whine to HR or management?"
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Kimbo Slice has fought his last fight
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Mon June 06, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Aaron Rodgers cuts the cheese
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
North Carolina High School principal sees nothing wrong with prank in which white students built a Trump wall in common area to keep Latinos out. Stay classy down there, guys
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Sat June 04, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"Your mother sews socks that smell"
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Fri June 03, 2016
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Millennials are soooo over Hitler
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(Metro)
 
 
 
A few friends decided to wear the same shirt for their high school yearbook photos. Then things got a bit out of hand
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
What does The Most Interesting Man in the World drink when he's no longer a paid shill? Hint: It's not Dos Equis
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Motion activated LED toilet light. Because you need your toilet to glow like the pool in Cocoon. (Sponsored Link)
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Thu June 02, 2016
(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Man on quest to give himself E-Coli 366 days in a row
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(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
Regular poker game in Boulder robbed by armed man and his getaway horse
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Wed June 01, 2016
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Why can't Trump be as generous to veterans as Hillary is?
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Hunger Games actress Jena Malone impresses her Hollywood friends with a baby name that should earn the kid several years of bullying
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(MSN)
 
 
 
"The White House made me a poster child for beating the odds, but then I dropped out of college"
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Tue May 31, 2016
(Missoulian)
 
 
 
Woman who pushed husband off cliff in Glacier National Park appealing to U.S. Supreme Court, not at all appealing to future boyfriends
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Bonino Bonino Bonino Bonino Bonino Bonino Bonino Bonino Boninooooooooo
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Call off the search guys, Johnny Football's been found... in a bar... No YOU shut up
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Ben Carson: ''Unless Republicans rally around Donald Trump, the American course is set for carnage and death.''
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Mon May 30, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Johnny Football might have his face on milk cartons before boxes of Wheaties
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(Entertainment Tonight)
 
 
 
Is Amber Heard a raging liar? All of Johnny Depp's exes think so
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(Wimp)
 
 
 
Behold this never before seen footage of Elvis Presley. Thank you. Thank you very much
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
In case you were wondering, yes everyone does have more friends than you on the Internet
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(Hack A Day)
 
 
 
Pong is a game like table tennis, but instead of it being a video game, there's a real table, and the ball is a glowing cube
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Sun May 29, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Definitely not a street light
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
NFL player who is under contract decides to hold out for a new deal. Difficulty: his coach is Bill Belichick
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Sat May 28, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"I had some friends from college who...would get very drunk, pull their willy out and just brush it up against people...a friend of mine once did that to Donald Trump"
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Want to impress your friends? Eat a whole a load of 15cm nails.. Want to make the hospital staff laugh as they open you up? Eat a whole load of 15cm nails
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Bobby the cocker spaniel goes for a walk, falls down a well, survives for two weeks by licking condensation off the well's wall and eating insects before being found. "We took him home for scrambled eggs and a bath"
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Fri May 27, 2016
(Delaware Online)
 
 
 
Oh wait, is this not an appropriate place to make a U-Turn?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Gawker to Peter Thiel: Why can't we be friends?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
And this week's contestant in the Mother of The Year competition is also a contestant for the Coolest Mother of The Year, depending upon your perspective
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Need another example of how times have changed? Check these 10 "Friends" storylines they couldn't get away with now. It's the one with political / social / sexual / correctness
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
Video
 
James Corden owns David Schwimmer in rap battle
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Douche endorses douche
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Yeah, this is why you don't lick the beer tap
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Thu May 26, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Teen intentionally leaves a pair of glasses on the floor of a gallery, patrons think it's art
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My wife has been seeing psychiatrists for years, and they prescribed her antidepressants. But she thought they weren't helping, so she stopped taking them and now she's moping about like Eeyore. How do I get her to retake her pills?"
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Wed May 25, 2016
(Irish Mirror)
 
 
 
Lionel Messi to experience the Sports Illustrated cover jinx, just like so many American sports legends before him
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Bark like a dog. A big dog. Hop on one foot. Make a sound like an orangutan
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Hyundai will build an electrical vehicle with a 250 mile range by 2020. As opposed to Chrysler which is still working on building a vehicle with a life expectancy of 250 miles
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My partner and I are women and have made plans to marry and start a family. We agreed to have one child and that I'd get artificially inseminated and carry the baby. But she cheated on me with a man and is pregnant. What do I do?"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Donald Trump caught in "The classiest, most luxurious" flip-flop that you little people will never get to feel on your feet
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Tue May 24, 2016
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
"You might say..." (•_•) / ( •_•)⌐■-■ / (⌐■_■) "...they got tired. YEEAAAHHHH"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Armed robber jailed for 21 years after victim's Facebook suggested the two of them should become friends
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My neighbor is anti-Muslim and hates our Middle Eastern landlords. I engaged her in a debate to try and expose her racism but she wouldn't listen and, though she knows I'm atheist, asked which god I thought was right. What do?"
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Mon May 23, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
You can't play baseball here, this is a baseball stadium
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
In worldwide first, humans are now farming more fish than they catch in the wild
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Sun May 22, 2016
(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: TarDisk 64GB - expand your MacBook Air's hard drive. Just insert this card into the SD card slot. *Deal missing additional USB SD card reader for alternative SD card-reading needs. Otherwise pretty damn cool. (Sponsored Link)
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Sat May 21, 2016
(Plymouth Herald)
 
 
 
Man swallows live goldfish at fair to 'impress mates', gets banned from owning a fish for 5 years
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Gabby Gums returns to write a tell-all article about the opening of Rarity's Manehattan store and the insane amount of hookers and blow her friends plowed through that night on My Little Pony, "Saddle Row and Rec.", 11:30 AM ET on Discovery Family
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Beer Day Britain is back for a second year so on June 15, raise a pint glass of barely alcoholic, room-temperature lager that kinda tastes like dollar store pilsner spit into your mouth by a dog to whatever we were talking about
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Fri May 20, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Man gets breast implants to win $100,000 bet. Textbook red flag for a gambling problem right there
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Neighbour finds missing passport on the street enabling photographer to catch his flight. To Egypt. Last Thursday. Yes, that flight
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(Is There Any Deal)
 
 
 
As reliable as the AI turning on you in a 4X game, it's the Friday Fark Gaming thread. What have you been playing lately? Are you crushing and conquering (or making friends) with aliens in Stellaris? Playing the new DOOM? Waiting for Civ VI? Tell us
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Thu May 19, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
Sure, you accidentally live stream the birth of a child and you're an Internet sensation. But you accidentally live stream the creation of a child and suddenly Facebook is calling the cops
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My husband and I both have Facebook, and I use it more than him. it would make me feel special if he'd write a post about me; it would mean a lot. He refuses because he say doesn't need to put those things on Facebook. Is he wrong?"
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Johnny Cash has risen from the dead and is stalking Peruvian schoolchildren
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Ceiling cat goes hi-tech in 2016
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Wed May 18, 2016
(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Zoogtv VPN. One review describes using VPN like driving a car through a tunnel instead of on a highway in the open. It also allows you to make your own tunnels, like to Netflix or Hulu from overseas. (Sponsored Link)
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Tue May 17, 2016
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Texting too much on the wedding night? That's a divorcin'
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(NECN Boston)
 
 
 
Let's lay in the road and play dead to scare drivers. What could possibly go wrong?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Holy crap, somehow I managed to collect 9k Airmiles. Where should I go? What should I cash in for?
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Mon May 16, 2016
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
People watch Netflix more than they hang out with their friends, exercise, and read - combined
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(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
Surfer freed from ahole
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Sat May 14, 2016
(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
This week on My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Twilight Sparkle reads Starlight Cousin Oliver 'A Hearths Warming Tail' to make her less depressed over being a jinx, ignoring Derpy, and letting Trixie get eaten. (11:30 AM ET on Discovery Family)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Raccoon tries to make friends with a not so enthusiastic feline just in time for Raccoonerday
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Fri May 13, 2016
(Jewish Press)
 
 
 
Oops, Russian air force accidentally blows up Iranian forces in Syria... but it's the article's cartoon that really says it all
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Only one Democrat can truly take down and expose the ignorance of Donald Trump. The time, my friends, has come: RELEASE THE FRANKEN
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Military women demonstrate their commitment to the infantry
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Thu May 12, 2016
(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
Restaurant owner tries to serve the freshest possible pork chops by butchering a hog in the parking lot (slightly graphic pics)
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
You know you were a good teacher when your letter against too much testing that you wrote to your students seventeen years ago is still being read reverently in the classroom today. "The scorers don't know you. And there are many ways of being smart"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Accidentally had sex with one of my friends while we were in London recently. We are still having sex even though our other friends have no idea. I think I may be falling in love with her. What's the best way to tell our friends?
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(Popular Mech Antics)
 
 
 
Just because you drop out of physics doesn't mean you can't still make a living designing bicycles
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Guy you thought died at least a decade ago retiring from show you thought died two decades ago
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Wed May 11, 2016
(Time)
 
 
 
Guess who just took credit for Budweiser's panderrific name-change? Hint: He thinks the new cans are gonna be YOOOODGE
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(Joe.ie)
 
 
 
When Prince (RIP) turned an episode of "New Girl" into "Kicking Off The Kardashians"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
How much sex is too much sex?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: Years ago, my husband and I hit a low point in our marriage; I had an affair. Now, he wants to use that to blackmail me into an open marriage so he can cheat with a clean conscience. It will fail worse than polyamory. What do I do?"
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: MD3 3-D Printer and filament spools. Reviewers say it's adorable, tiny, inexpensive, quiet -- with decent software and acceptable quality printing -- but painfully slow. Sounds like my _________. (Sponsored Link)
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Tue May 10, 2016
(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: HDR Projects 4 Pro software. Create 82 versions of your photo automatically and edit from there. For those of us needing more fuel for our OCD. (Sponsored Link)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Is there anything more useless than a bridesmaid's dress? What train of thought led to this tomfoolery?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My boyfriend is clinically depressed. I wanted to end our relationship at Christmas, but he proposed in front of his family. I felt I had no choice but to say yes. I still want to end it; can I ask his therapist to break up for me?"
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Mon May 09, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
11-year-old receives unauthorized "haircut" at carnival
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Alewives, ostlers, cardmakers, skinkers, costermongers, and glovers: some DIY occupations from Shakespeare's plays that you should encourage your hipster dilettante friends to try to make a living at
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
A kayak ride, a girding for death, a poem ....a story from one of Subby's mother's best friends' daughter that just happened to get into the New York Times yesterday. Enjoy
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Blumoo Bluetooth - turns your phone into a universal remote. (Sponsored Link)
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Sat May 07, 2016
(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
What's a Newbiean? Rainbow Dash is going to ask that question as her dream finally comes true and she becomes a Wonderbolt, on today's My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, "Newbie Dash", 11:30 AM ET on Discovery Family
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Fri May 06, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Cheney overrules Dubya. Again
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Can't afford a wedding arch for your backyard wedding? Why not just steal one from the local park?
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Thu May 05, 2016
(Some Wilson)
 
 
 
Colombian sailor found alive after being adrift in the Pacific Ocean for over two months. No word on status of volleyball
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I caught my fiancé and his sister having sex; I knew they were close, but not that close. I called off the wedding and everyone wants to know why, saying I let a good man slip away. Do I ruin their lives or keep their incest secret?"
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(Medium)
 
 
 
Zynga's headquarters are now worth more than the company's market cap. Shareholders hoping someone buys the farm
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Wed May 04, 2016
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
The real reason for Ted Cruz's loss in Indiana? Low blood sugar
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Duck, duck, duck, AAAAH GET THIS GOOSE OFF ME
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Tue May 03, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz calls Donald Trump "utterly amoral" and a "pathological liar." That's the joke
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Mon May 02, 2016
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Michael Strahan and Kelly Ripa win a Daytime Emmy for Live, even as their show and friendship crumbles around them
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Sun May 01, 2016
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
How to budget for a wedding ... that's not your own
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Sat April 30, 2016
(Calgary Sun)
 
 
 
"This is a combination of alcohol, testosterone, stupidity and firearms", and it's not Florida
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Nomad Pod: 1800 mAh iWatch charger. I'm going to name mine George. (Sponsored Link)
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Fri April 29, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
Player's skin-baring NFL Draft outfit combines everything football is about: strength, boldness, and annoying Roger Goodell
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(Luxury Launches)
 
 
 
Yachts are passe: For $10M you can now own your private seven carriage luxury train
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Thu April 28, 2016
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
New DNA test measures couple compatibility. Although the relationship may be doomed if the man's DNA is taken off another woman's blue dress
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(NBC 12 Richmond)
 
 
 
Granny to celebrate 100th birthday with pole dance. Suck it Betty White
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(The Stanford Daily)
 
 
 
When specifically asked his opinions on Ted Cruz, Boehner made a face: "Lucifer in the flesh. I have Democrat friends and Republican friends. I get along with almost everyone, but I have never worked with a more miserable son of a biatch in my life"
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(Google)
 
 
 
Should people recieving welfare be allowed to spend it eating out in a restaurant or on liquor? How about in expensive stores like Nieman Marcus?
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Wed April 27, 2016
(The Indy Channel)
 
 
 
Protester pepper sprays kids. Stay classy democrats
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(Greensboro News & Record)
 
 
 
Republican running for Attorney General of NC denies his new slogan "Let's Keep NC Straight" was meant as an insult to the LGBT community. "I never mentioned gays or anyone"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I am 33, and my boyfriend of 8 years is ready to get married. We broke up for a year, but we've been back together for 6 months. I love him, but he's not affectionate. I want kids and am getting older. This is okay, right?"
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Starbucks creates a keyboard app with 28 coffee-inspired emojis, somehow finding a way to make ordering an iced venti caramel machiatto that much more complicated
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Tue April 26, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Fox and Friends host suggest Americans "vote by prayer" so "God can determine the best candidate"
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(Vocativ)
 
 
 
The Donald seems to be losing his grip on his most ardent supporters
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(Matador Network)
 
 
 
Seven lies you have to tell yourself before you can join the Peace Corps
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(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
"Sorry, my first kill was clumsy"
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(UPI)
 
 
 
"During a recent inspection of the community on April 19, 2016, it was noted that there is a zombie in your yard that needs to be removed"
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Adobe for iPad pressure-sensitive fine-point active stylus. For older iPads and iOS. Suggested for use with Astropad app. Buy if you're a Luddite, suggest a better one if you don't handle obsolescence well. (Sponsored Link)
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(Paso Robles Daily News)
 
 
 
Teen discovers "e" stands for "explosive" when his e-cigarette blows up, knocking out teeth and putting a hole in his tongue. Never buy Acme brand e-cigs
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