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242 headlines found matching 'friends'
Sat May 27, 2017
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(CNN)
 
 
 
Ariana Grande will return to Manchester to finish what she started
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Fri May 26, 2017
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Michael Jackson's son finally changed his Blanket
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(Tech Dirt)
 
 
 
Why is Net Neutrality important? If it dies, Comcast can just block a protest site that points to its trying to game the comment system at the FCC, instead of sending them cease and desist letters
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Super-comforting DHS Chief John Kelly tells "Fox and Friends" that the terror threat is WAY worse than most realize, saying "people would never leave the house" if they knew the truth. Enjoy your weekend everybody
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Most kids quit playing sports by the age of 13 because they're tired of their parents trying to re-live their own youth vicariously through them
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Thu May 25, 2017
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Scientists injected seals with love and they all became best friends. Which is just adorable
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My best friend dated and married a controlling, emotionally manipulative bully who won't let him out of her sight. She even forced him into her vegan lifestyle. He is miserable and can't talk to us. Should we intervene and save him?"
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Tue May 23, 2017
(Google)
 
 
 
20 year HS reunion is coming up and it looks like there is no way to get out of it. How in the hell do I get through this? Difficulty: I've done nothing with my life
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Let's take a look at the thoughtful and reflective message that Trump left in the Holocaust Memorial guestbook
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Mon May 22, 2017
(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
Looking for something warm and fuzzy to help deal with the Mondays? Here is a pit bull and two guinea pigs being great friends
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Sat May 20, 2017
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Somebody named Vanessa Bayer is leaving SNL after 7 seasons of anonymity
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
10+ My Little Pony fan artists are hosting a charity livestream event tomorrow to help a fellow artist who recently had his car - and most of his possessions - stolen. (LGT to event details, ways to participate/donate)
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Fri May 19, 2017
(CNBC)
 
 
 
For the first time in the better part of 100 years, China has begun using expansionist rhetoric toward its neighbors. Did I say rhetoric? I meant outright threats. China just threatened to invade the Philippines and depose Roberto Duterte
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Thu May 18, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I made a friend online last year and we got along well. Then I learned he was unstable and tells me I'm horrible and his family disowned him. He's threatening to blackmail me. Do I stay friends or abandon him, damn the consequences?"
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Things Trump is happy to do for longer than 15 min: Play golf. Talk about crowd sizes. Watch Fox & Friends. Things he won't do for longer than 15 min: Read intelligence briefings. Keep state secrets to himself. Visit Israel's Holocaust memorial
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Wed May 17, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
Something old, something new, much ado about something blue
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Friends consider man dying from stage 4 liver cancer an "inspiration." All the women he dated, married, lived with, borrowed money from, not so much. "He loved us all from the second he laid eyes on us"
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Tue May 16, 2017
(Washingtonian)
 
 
 
Artist projects "PAY TRUMP BRIBES HERE" on president's DC hotel
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(American Thinker)
 
 
 
In the lamest attempt at deflection on record, Drew's Friends urge people to ignore the Comey firing and instead focus on the fact that wages are higher now than they were in 1800
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Sat May 13, 2017
(Mashable)
 
 
 
How to survive without Facebook or how I talked with a person today and it wasn't that bad
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Fri May 12, 2017
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
What is the nation's most lustful city? It's in Florida of course. And it doesn't hurt that its initials are the same as 'friends with benefits'
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Teenage girl in trouble for stuffing a GUINEA PIG in the wrong place and, of course, taking a video of it
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Thu May 11, 2017
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
"Popular" clown dies unexpectedly. The frowns won't have to be painted on at the funeral
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Canadian girlfriends, domestic citrus, and NFL drug testing. These are YOUR Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2017-04-30 to Sat 2017-05-06
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Wed May 10, 2017
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Lorde discusses the meaning of "Green Light" though she hasn't even cracked the Top 100 submitters list yet
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The One Where Everybody Stares at their iPhones
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(Russia Today)
 
 
 
Comey's Russian friends come out swinging in full support, even offer him a job shining shoes. Bonus: Commie source
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(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
Dog saves hikers from grizzly bear, will guest host for Colbert next week
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Yes, it's come to this - tattoos that you can actually listen to
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Oopsies. Looks like U.S. Navy cruiser USS Lake Champlain needs a new captain
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Tue May 09, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I have a good job and live with my fiancée, who also makes decent money. Our friends are in school or don't have careers. If I suggest brunch or something that costs, they refuse. Is it wrong I want us to do things that cost money?"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Sen. Graham to CNN: Well, I do declare that it would be mighty fine if I knew what business deals, this here President, has with 'em Russians, you hear
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(KOCO Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Teen jumps into Zebra enclosure on a dare. Testosterone. It's a helluva drug
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(Haaretz)
 
 
 
Daily Fail columnist tells Fox and Friends that she was very concerned about the amount of diversity at Macron's victory rally
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Fox News anchor Shepard Smith is now speaking out about coming out
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: In high school, a friend of mine who had an unrequited crush on me photo-edited my head onto half-naked bodies of women. I friended him on Facebook, then had second thoughts; he's apologized. I still feel violated. Do I re-add him?"
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(ABC 57 South Bend)
 
 
 
Family's only car, a '04 KIA with 200,000 miles is stolen, involved in police chase before thief gets stuck on railroad tracks. Fark: thieves with badges demand $300.00 in towing, impound fees from them; "We're totally blindsided"
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Mon May 08, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Giving new meaning to the phrase "Italian Stallion," Viagra gelato is apparently a thing in Rome
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Deported man's wife and friends are really on the fence now about Trump
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(Palmer Report)
 
 
 
Palmer Report on the Trump-Russia scandal, Version 2.0 (Warning, 17 sourced and fact checked pages)
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Sat May 06, 2017
(Kare11)
 
 
 
We get it, you're 'socially awkward'
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Thu May 04, 2017
(Quartz)
 
 
 
New findings from the Romero Institute For Pointing Things Out To Your Dense Social-Media Friends: turmeric don't do shiat
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Wed May 03, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
CNBC reporter asks Derek Jeter and Alex Rodriguez "You guys are friends now?". Bonus question to A-Rod about J-Lo
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Tue May 02, 2017
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
"Forget buying, I can't even rent"
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Lumpy could be gone from Fox News by Friday
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
You know you're good at brewing beer when you get the royal seal of approval for your university kitchen concoction
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Mon May 01, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Man who outlived four wives, ten siblings and all of his children, has died aged 146. Wait, what?
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Sun April 30, 2017
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
People want to know the story behind the man with a vacant stare riding the bus with a 30 gallon tub of Cinnabon frosting. Subby wants to know his Fark handle
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Sat April 29, 2017
(The Conversation)
 
 
 
More people are single than ever before and this is apparently a good thing
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
When Pinkie learns that Maud might move to Ponyville, she does everything she can to make sure her sister sees that it has more to offer than just rocks. It's Rock Solid Friendship on My Little Pony this Saturday on Discovery Family at 11:30 am EST
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Fri April 28, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Knife-wielding man attacks democrats in KY coffee shop after asking their political affiliation
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Thu April 27, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Moms swear that a pizza sold in Charlotte, N.C. called "The Inducer" is guaranteed to induce labor in expectant mothers
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Subby always wanted a treehouse as a child but could not afford one ... probably couldn't afford one of these now, either
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Wed April 26, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
On the shutdown negotiations, McConnell sternly warns Democrats once again. that they had better not try to pull the EXACT same stunts he did for the last 8 years
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
One Brazilian Fernandes ordered back to prison. Man, that's a lot of Fernandes
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Tue April 25, 2017
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Drew's friends' favorite website denied Capitol Hill press credentials. Guess we'll see more links to it in the future
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Those apparently non-existent donors and fake addresses that appear in the Trump Inauguration Committee FEC filing? Just 'Technical glitches" and they'll file an amended report just as soon as they get the list faked...er, they mean FIXED, fixed up
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The Klingon edition of Monopoly is now available, k'plah
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Illegal border crossings are down 90% since Trump took office. It would be better but no one is even trying to prevent those 10% from fleeing to Canada
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump who earlier told reporters that he might be willing to wait on The Wall now claims that any story about his willingness to wait on The Wall is FAKE NEWS
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(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
Man denied lung transplant by University of Utah because he had THC traces in blood dies
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Mon April 24, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Games of Thrones' Hodor says performing as a drag queen helped him to come out of his shell
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Freak accident can mean a lot of things, being killed by Thor among them
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Sound smart with your friends - #28: Why do catfish have whiskers?
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Sun April 23, 2017
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Turns out trying to build a nuclear reactor in your backyard gets you yearly FBI visits for life. Who knew they'd take it so seriously?
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Fri April 21, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Old white guy tweets a defense of Bill O'Reilly? You can't explain that
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Firefighter who fell to his death was renowned heavy metal drummer who was once offered a spot in Grammy nominated metal band, Hatebreed. He had been the drummer for Internal Bleeding, which was ironically how he died
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Today's totally not a Mad Lib headline: "South Korean man dies after eating toads"
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Sarah Palin says Jesus wasn't available so Trump had to invite Ted Nugent and Kid Rock; ergo, Palin equates two of the worst things in music to the alleged Lord and Savior of Christianity
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Thu April 20, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Hodor may run for political office in Belfast. HODOR
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Wes Bryan celebrates his first PGA Tour win by going to Taco Bell. Fart joke goes here
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
At age 73, Lauren Hutton is modeling underwear. Your age can be determined by how long you read this part before the gooseneck halberd Socrates croissant lasso Ohio Players gargoyle kicks in
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Wed April 19, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Toronto Zoo holding baby capybara naming contest. You know what to do, Fark
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Researchers show that you run more when your friends run more (with helpful picture of runners clearly in their early 30s)
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Only thing more depressing than losing your wallet is finding out some people have been getting together for a drinking challenge in your honor for 14 years without inviting you
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
For good or for bad, the person you were at 14 will be nothing like the person you'll be at 77
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Tue April 18, 2017
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Hotel specializes in giving separating couples the chance to wine and dine, relax over the weekend and then get a divorce. Of course, this only works for couples who are actually on a speaking basis and don't have restraining orders out on each other
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My 8 year-old and his friends had a campout at our home on Easter. One mom said her kid believes in the Easter bunny but no other kids do; I said I would not do baskets. Now she's telling everyone I'm anti-Christian. What do I do?"
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Mon April 17, 2017
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
In an interview with Fox & Friends, Eric Trump - who, as head of the Trump Organization, is not supposed to be involved in the White House - hinted that his father's administration will take action in the future on North Korea
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Sat April 15, 2017
(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Twilight agonizes over Starlight's future, so goes on a road trip with the main 6 while locking Starlight out of the castle. Find out what happens in the two-part season return of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic on Discovery Family at 11:30am ET
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Fri April 14, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
From Friends to Seinfeld to Girls, which cast had the most realistic New York apartments in terms of layout and rent?
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Thu April 13, 2017
(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
The kids at Harvard have created themselves a real-life "Dumbledore's Army". Their eventual goal, I assume, is to have Donald Trump carried off into the Forbidden Forest and ravished by centaurs. Now we know why he's gutting the EPA, at least
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My wife and I are having a daughter; we both chose names. I did a presentation; my names were historical or family. My wife chose trashy names like Lauryn and wrote them on a napkin. I question our relationship now. What do I do?"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Footage of doctor that was bloodied and dragged off United flight emerges at the start of the problem, showing good behavior on his part throughout. Everybody on that flight gets fully reimbursed now, cops disciplined... You're doing it wrong, buddy
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Wed April 12, 2017
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Guy Fieri casting new Food Network series where fans and Fieri-wannabe chefs pitch their new food road show idea to Guy and friends - essentially Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives TNG. "This is gunna be the most outta bounds adventure yet"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: Our neighbor is an attractive woman in her 30s; my husband and I were appalled to see she sunbathes and swims nude in her backyard. My 15 year-old son saw her; I told her we could see. She laughed and still does it. What do I do?"
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Tue April 11, 2017
(Chron)
 
 
 
MTV reality star blows his brains out at 27, which does away with one pre-conceived notion you had about MTV reality stars
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(11 Alive)
 
 
 
Former baseball player Otis Nixon found safe. No word if it was at second base
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Mon April 10, 2017
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
ABC news presenter criticized for unladylike daydreaming on live TV after video segment ended -- by her own employer, who bans her from future on-air jobs. Rest of Australia reacts poorly, tells ABC to give her a break
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
UK doctors baffled by a condition that causes a teenager to sleep 18 hours a day. Which Americans know as being a teenager
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Sun April 09, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Say you've been asked to be the Best Man or Maid of Honor at a wedding. In your opinion, what's your responsibility towards paying for the tux or dress rental?
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Sat April 08, 2017
(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Only one more week until Season 7 of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic starts. What are we Bronies going to do until then? Watch every episode of the past 6 seasons in a Pony Palooza Marathon underwsy on Discovery Family
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Can't afford to buy a house in San Francisco? How about just a nice driveway for $35,000?
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Fri April 07, 2017
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
And then there was the time Don Rickles allegedly once removed a Dodger pitcher from the game
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Thu April 06, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Rainbow-colored poop could diagnose your bowel problems, impress your friends
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(The Motley Fool)
 
 
 
How many credit cards should you carry? As many as they'll give you before you're maxed out on every one
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump had dinner at the White House last week with Rush Limbaugh and his wife, and Fox News host Jeanine Pirro. But everyone should be just as cool with this as they were with Obama's private dinners with Rachel Maddow and Keith Olbermann
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
24 hours before his ouster from the NSC, Bannon told friends he was preparing to battle to keep his seat saying "I love a good gunfight", but in the end the "gunfight" turned out like the one between Wyatt Earp and the Faro dealer in "Tombstone"
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(KCRA 3 Sacramento)
 
 
 
A woman taking a selfie falls off a 730 foot tall bridge but only makes it 60 feet. 1. What fraction of the total distance did she fall? 2. What are the odds that the picture came out blurry and she'll have to take it again?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
I see your Kirk Cameron's lonely Subway sandwich birthday & raise you Jennifer Aniston's empty pinata: "What are you going to put in it? Kale? She doesn't eat candy"
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Wed April 05, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Kids, don't get drunk and then try to enter the house two doors down from your house. Bad things can happen
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Do you have two friends? Chances are one of them is living paycheck to paycheck
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Tue April 04, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I am a woman in my mid-20s in a polyamorous relationship with two men and one woman. My friends, family, and coworkers assume I am in a monogamous relationship. It's grown tiresome; do I reveal my status or just keep pretending?"
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
We all know Golden Retrievers love the water, but they really love it when they can 'play' with their friends the dolphins
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Jenna Jameson shares selfie at 39 weeks pregnant. Baby expected to literally just fall out of her any day now
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Mon April 03, 2017
(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Robosexuality comes in vogue way before Futurama and the year 3000
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Donald Trump: "I don't lose." Track record: "LOLWUT"
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Sat April 01, 2017
(Independent)
 
 
 
Fish, like humans...even political flamewarriors, are sentient beings that form friendships, and experience positive emotions
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(Culinary Frankenstein)
 
 
 
You know those things that leave you somewhat horrified, but you kind of want to try it? This is one of those
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Fri March 31, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump praises Mike Flynn for seeking immunity after watching Fox & Friends. I guess the segment didn't tell Trump who Flynn will be testifying against
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Wed March 29, 2017
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Detroit kangaroo IDed. At least it didn't OD
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(ABC11 North Carolina)
 
 
 
Five-year-old girl suspended from kindergarten because she played with a stick that looked like a gun. In other news, what the hell is wrong with people?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Hispanic contractors who submitted bids to build Trump's wall surprised to discover that other Hispanics aren't their friends anymore
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Mon March 27, 2017
(IMDB)
 
 
 
What ten movies should be considered required viewing for Fark n00bs so that they get as many inside jokes/comments as possible? Whichever post gets the most "Smart" votes gets a big box of nothing for a prize
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
For seemingly the 100th time - The human body cannot handle 27 glasses of vodka in a three hour period
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(Independent)
 
 
 
But it isn't a "Muslim Ban"
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Sat March 25, 2017
(Mashable)
 
 
 
DAMMIT ...do you like pulp in your orange juice or not? This is important
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Judge Andrew Napolitano tells his friends he's not worried about being canned by Fox because Trump promised him the next Supreme Court seat
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Thu March 23, 2017
(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
4-year-old brings shell casing to daycare, therefore soccermom martial law is declared
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Good: NASA resolves data error in the Space Station's radiation sensors. Awesome: Thanks to the analysis of a 17-year-old student in Britain
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Wed March 22, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
On this day of William Shatner's birth, let's go to Ticonderoga, New York and meet a Star Trek super fan who has recreated all the interior sets from series. (And yes, you can visit them)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Do people keep telling you how much you look like Alexander the Great? No? Well, upload your head shot here and you may find your historic match, if it exists amongst the world's great statues
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Irate gamer can't take how much his teammates suck, takes out his frustrations by slamming his head through his computer screen. Told you he was hardcore
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My boyfriend and I have been together for some time, and friends say we're the perfect couple. The problem is, I'm not sexually attracted to him; I go through the motions. I would stay with him but never have sex again. What do I do?"
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Tue March 21, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
While most news outlets reported the twin bombshells Comey dropped yesterday, that Trump lied, and that Trump's team is being investigated; Fox and Friends tweets "you didn't miss much" with a supercut of the questions Comey DIDN'T answer
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(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
The Chicago Fire will have an enormous Schweinsteiger. They're going to be very popular
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Former judge Napolitano now former employee of Fox
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Could you come up with an emergency $2,000? Unfortunately, one-third of your friends can't
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Mon March 20, 2017
(The Blaze)
 
 
 
CEO creates Snowflake Test for job applicants. "I don't want most people to work for my company. Most people suck"
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Sat March 18, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
If this 6-year-old girl can figure out a way to feed the poor without involving the federal government, why can't you?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton says she's 'ready to come out of the woods'. Subby can't help but wonder if her beard is going to be as awesome as Al Gore's
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(MacWorld)
 
 
 
The iPhone 8 will be terrible for Apple. Just like all the other iPhones
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Fri March 17, 2017
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Here's a factoid that will smash your pumpkins - Billy Corgan turns 50 today
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Taking a bath and charging your iPhone are both normal every day activities. Just don't do them at the same time
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
White House: All VA Hospitals directed to put up portraits of cheetos
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Sheena Easton looks good for fifty-seven, but her fake accent left many people wondering what she's thinking
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Thu March 16, 2017
(PCWorld)
 
 
 
AMD: Performance problems? Look, if you buy a Ryzen, you'll get 3 more for free. Seriously. We're just giving them away. What do you need 4 processors for? Hell if I know. Give them to friends, shower your neighbors with them
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Michelle Malkin says judges are tyrants for not allowing constitutionally dubious travel ban to go through. Good thing Malkin doesn't have a murky immigrant background which might include her parents immigrating on employer sponsored visas
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Matthew Perry kicked Justin Trudeau's butt in grade school. They were not friends
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fishing is a great pastime unless you don't realize you're putting yourself out there as bait
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau invites Ivanka trump to the Broadway premier of "Come From Away"-a musical about a Canadian town that welcomed all the stranded US air travellers (refugees) on 9/11-or that's what they're telling Jared anyway
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
5-year-old at grandma's draws a picture of his mom. Is that a spider below her bellybutton? "No that's her big nunny." Mom explains, "my friends and family have now told me I need to get a wax"
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Wed March 15, 2017
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Depeche Mode agree that Richard Spencer is a "c*nt"
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Netflix to fund final edit and release of the legendary Orson Welles' most famous unfinished project. No, it isn't that one commercial for frozen peas
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Tue March 14, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Miami cops say their vehicles aren't that thicke
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Nils Lofgren is downsizing so if you need some quality musical equipment played on stage with the likes of Bruce Springsteen, then you need to show up at Nils' webstore and spend some money. Nils is totally not broke so quit asking
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Dear Prudie, creepers be creeping
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
EPA head: Meh, what's a little chemical spill between friends?
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Mon March 13, 2017
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
John Oliver really, really hates Trumpcare and everything the GOP is trying to do with the ACA, so he is again trying to reach Trump by purchasing airtime on Fox & Friends and airing another commercial targeting the DC audience
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The technology from that Black Mirror episode where you can chat with a bot programmed with a dead loved one's internet data is almost here, making British PM and pigs extremely nervous
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Sat March 11, 2017
(FL Keys News)
 
 
 
♫ Florida man, every now and then I get a little bit high And you're always pulling me over Florida man, every now and then I get a little bit critical Of rating the weed that I just smoked ♫
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Thu March 09, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Spicer: "Obama tapped a Fox reporter's phone." Fox reporter: "No, he didn't" Spicer lackey: "There are multiple reports that Obama tapped a Fox reporter's phone"
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Jennifer Garner has called off her divorce from Ben Affleck, probably because he promised not to play Batman again
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Wed March 08, 2017
(BBC)
 
 
 
Psychologists claim that social media increases loneliness. Especially when you have 5,000 friends and the only thing you know about them is what they eat for breakfast every day
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Lost blind dog found alive by hiking neighbor, who refuses $1,000 reward, which is given to an animal charity. Party for dog is being held at a bar. This story pushes the awesome meter to 11
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(WCNC Charlotte)
 
 
 
Some people use their cars to advertise their business, promote their political views, or brag about their kids school achievements. Then there's this guy
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(Spin Magazine)
 
 
 
FEC filings show Jason Chaffetz used over $700 of his campaign donors' money to shop at the Apple Store last year
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Tue March 07, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A minute-by-minute breakdown of two hours of this morning's "Fox & Friends" and President Trump's tweets that soon followed and referenced each story almost verbatim
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Why Democrats will eventually come to love Obamacare Lite
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(Tom Holland's Terror Time)
 
 
 
Stephen King has seen the new 'It' film and digs the new Pennywise
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
122 "vicious" Gitmo detainees released by Obama have gone back to terrorism, tweets the Trump. Give or take 113 who were released by George W. Bush
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Mon March 06, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
State Department cancels first scheduled press briefing of the month. Oh, I'm sorry, did I say month? I meant "of the Trump administration", because there hasn't been one since Obama's last day in office
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Sun March 05, 2017
(Slash Gear)
 
 
 
Facebook moving one step closer to ending all friendships
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Sat March 04, 2017
(BBC)
 
 
 
Charity pub-crawlers team reaches 20,000th ale house after three decades of touring pubs. "Last May when we'd done 19,000 I took my lump sum out of my pension to get to 20,000 and I have spent the bloody lot"
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(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
That disturbance in the force you recently felt was the coming together of Nerdfighters meeting in person for the first time
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Fri March 03, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Two best friends get identical haircuts to try and confuse their teachers. Fark: One is white and one is black
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Rod Stewart apologizes for appearing to imitate ISIS execution methods, though it's how he stays forever young
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(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
Mountain View High School sees a $40 million payday after someone 5 years ago had the good sense to invest $15,000 in a start up company called Snapchat
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Thu March 02, 2017
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Millennials: We're sooooooo lonely because our friends are always online. WAAAAAAAAAAA
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Kremlin: All this talk about how we interfered in your election is really making it difficult for us to be friends again
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Wed March 01, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
New "Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2" trailer featuring Fleetwood Mac, explosions, and Star Dad
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Tue February 28, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
White House condemns Kansas shooting as racist, adding "wink wink, nudge nudge"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
African strongmen, Rep. Dana Rohrabacher, "friends in Europe", and Jack f*cking Abramoff. All we need is someone to call a hit and we'll have a terrible noir film
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Where's that conservative optimism?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump grades his first month. Not surprisingly, he made the honor roll
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Showing a complete inability to engage in introspection, Trump answers "No, probably I could never do that," when asked if he could think of anytime when he deserved criticism
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Couple couldn't wait for 12" pepperoni, decided to go with the 6" usual instead
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Mon February 27, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Why can't you just eat that? You look so healthy, way too thin really, but not like you have a disorder or anything. You know, this gets me thinking I really need to lose some weight
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Finally, we find out what women want
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Sat February 25, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump wants his supporters to hold a mass rally in his support. Y'know, like Hitler used to do
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Fri February 24, 2017
(BT.com)
 
 
 
Blind man tasered by police who mistook his white cane for a gun. This marks a troubling escalation in perceived violence by British police, who normally claim blind people were carrying Samurai swords before they got tazed
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(Equestria Daily)
 
Video
 
So a walking meme was made President and now they are trying to get rid of him with witchcraft. I reject your realty and substitute it with the weekly My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic thread, where memes go to become 20% cooler (Not safe for work)
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Girls' gym class tip: NEVER play dodgeball against the star softball pitcher
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(Church Militant dot com)
 
 
 
Prepare yourselves for all out spiritual war today, friends. As witches across the world attempt to curse Trump God warriors pray to protect him. Stay informed about all phenomena, stigmata or drive by newtings here
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I just discovered my husband is texting his ex-wife and has been doing so for some time. He says he's not cheating but withholds information he thinks will upset me. Should I contact his ex? Or should I confront him directly?"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Pence vows to take healthcare from as many people as possible, no matter how much liberals whine about people dying
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Thu February 23, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Professional bullshiat artist Dr. Oz doing an episode on fake news
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
George 'The Animal' Steele made a video message to his friends, family and fans. "If you're watching this, I am dead and I am with Jesus. Bye-bye"
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Wed February 22, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Dauphinoise Petunia Brittany Scheherazade Von Funkinstein Mustard Witch RBG Cross Tamblyn-Bey Junior
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Old and busted: I have black friends so I can't be racist. New hotness: Jared and Ivanka are Jews so Trump can't be Antisemitic
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My 15-year-old recently came out to me as bisexual, saying she prefers girls. My husband and I are supportive but wonder about dating rules; she has a girlfriend and has sleepovers with lots of friends. Do we handle it differently?"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
February 22nd is National Margarita Day, so break out the sponge cake but don't blow out your flip flop or step on a pop top
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
You can now troll President Donald Trump for just $25 (with possibly not safe for work tiny, tiny doll pee-pee)
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Tue February 21, 2017
(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
Critically endangered Okapi produces an even rarer Ocopy
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Man on 'trip of a lifetime' dies in plane crash. Well, he got that part right
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
If you're a 10 year old and need help with your math homework, and mom & dad are useless, what do you do? Text the local police department for the answers, of course
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
After being missing for two months, 26-year-old man found 100 yards from his home
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Mon February 20, 2017
(History Channel)
 
 
 
This day in 1792, George Washington puts the forever stamp on the U.S. Postal Service. Rate increase immediately requested
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
John Oliver: Trump's crazy week has been like watching someone 'shoot firecrackers out of their arse'
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Sun February 19, 2017
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Will Father Gabriel betray Rick and company to The Saviors? Will Carol and Daryl have a bittersweet reunion? Will Ezekiel ally himself with Hilltop? Find out in New Best Friends. It's your Official Walking Dead Discussion Thread, 9PM ET on AMC
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Fri February 17, 2017
(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic to get an 8th season in 2018. This means the show is now old enough that if a Brony had ever actually touched a woman and had a child when season 1 began, the child would now be in the show's target demographic
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
What kind of moron calls in sick to a court deposition and then posts pictures of himself chugging beers with friends just hours later? Oh, that kind
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Thu February 16, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Welp. I just spent $500 on tickets to see Dan TDM live for my 10-year-old and a friend. F$*king Youtube, am I right? How is your day going?
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Wed February 15, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Reporter: "Mr. President, what is your take on the increase in antisemitism worldwide?" Trump: "We won with 306 electoral college votes. And my daughter has Jew friends"
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Substitute school bus driver sees mom struggling to get her wheelchair-bound daughter down flight of steps at their house, isn't having it. At all. Gets some buddies and some free lumber from Lowe's and builds deluxe ramp in an afternoon
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Apparently, the most important question on your eHarmony profile is "Do you use an iPhone or an Android?"
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
7:32AM - Fox says Obama was weak on Russia, 7:42AM - Trump tweets Obama was weak on Russia
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My father is dying of cancer; he is doing a homeopathic treatment, not chemo. He used to hit on my friends, he questions my life choices. He treated me poorly and won't apologize. Will I regret not seeing him before he dies?"
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
So Scarlett is essentially saying that we all have a chance
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Tue February 14, 2017
(Blastr)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Agents of SHIELD, When Coulson is caught on camera foiling a terrorist attack he faces tough questions from friends who thought he was dead. Well maybe not, but we can dream. (ABC 10ET)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Rand Paul just comes out and admits that Republicans shouldn't be investigating Republicans
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Single-day trifecta for Trump Administration officials getting investigated now in play
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
NY Knicks fans' long national nightmare is over... well not really since Dolan still owns the team, but Charles Oakley lifelong MSG ban is over
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Thinking they really have a chance Calexit supporters hold a forum and signature drive to get the issue on the 2018 state ballot
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
"The problem is not just that the people who operate airport stores are soulless monsters; the problem is also that an airport is a fully enclosed environment and they know you don't have any other choice"
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Mon February 13, 2017
(The Local)
 
 
 
A story that could not be more German unless lederhosen were involved: How a shared crate of beer ended in a bitter legal dispute over an Audi
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
How badly is Donald Trump screwing up? Let's put it this way: even IRAQ, which is currently depending on US troops and airstrikes to keep from becoming the new home of ISIS' caliphate, isn't sure they want to be friends anymore
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(WWE)
 
 
 
How big will Chris Jericho's Festival of Friendship be? Will Bayley defeat Charlotte for the Women's Title? Will Emmalina actually premiere this time? Find out on WWE Raw, 8 PM ET on USA
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Kansas State football coach Bill Snyder has throat cancer, but it won't stop him from being at the team's spring practices
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
John Oliver will begin running ads Monday morning on Fox News Channel, CNN and MSNBC on Morning Joe, Fox & Friends, and New Day in order to highlight subjects and topics Donald Trump knows nothing about
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Sun February 12, 2017
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Awwww... let's break out the tiny violins: UK's youngest EuroMillions winner wants to sue after £1million prize because it ruined her life
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Fri February 10, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Wow, who could have imagined a marriage between a 56 year-old and 22 year-old would never last
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The brave Republican warrior who Trump was considering for the job of arguing his cases to the Supreme Court has withdrawn his name from consideration because a rubberstamp Congress that would approve Satan is just too much to bear
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Thu February 09, 2017
(Law News)
 
 
 
5 CFR § 2635.702 Use of public office for private gain. "An employee shall not use his public office...for the endorsement of any product, service or enterprise, or for the private gain of friends, relatives"
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Kellyanne Conway to Fox News viewers: "Go buy Ivanka's stuff," and yes, she actually said that
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Wed February 08, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Have you ever yelled at your children? Congratulations, by the 9th grade they'll be violent drug-addled sex fiends. With more friends than you
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(American Herald Tribune)
 
 
 
In call with Erdogan, Trump stresses close relationship with Turkey, looks forward to pardoning it before Thanksgiving
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Today's random thing social media users are unhappy about: Alyssa Milano's hair
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Tue February 07, 2017
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Sure, she was driving a Hummer and stealing clothing from a donation bin, but she left something in return
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Take a pal and a confidant down the road to the new Golden Girls themed cafe
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Donald Trump: Losing friends and influencing Ayatollahs
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Mon February 06, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
No matter how you spin it, there's no cool way to tell your cellmates that you got caught shoplifting by a giraffe
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Sat February 04, 2017
(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
Teens these days aren't known for doing intellectual things. Case in point: snorting condoms through your nose and out your mouth
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Fri February 03, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
If only there was something we could impeach him for. Wait, he said WHAT?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I have a close friendship with a male coworker, and I started developing a crush on him; he's single, I'm not. I told him about it and now he won't talk to me unless it's work-related. Should I have kept my feelings to myself?"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
'Sharkwater' filmmaker disappears in ocean near Florida Keys, presumed to be making new documentary detailing life inside a shark
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Wed February 01, 2017
(Slashdot)
 
 
 
FACEBOOK'S Mark Zuckerberg REVEALS HE'S AN ALIEN FROM ANOTHER UNIVERSE. Click here to get 30% off your next Amazon order before they file Ch 11 at noon today. HURRY
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Baseball "star" Aubrey Huff gets roasted on Twitter for revealing he's never worked a real job in his life and doesn't know that the weekend is usually when normal people don't have to work
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Tue January 31, 2017
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Worst car advice of all time. OF. ALL.TIME
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Feel like tuning out? Post your favorite acoustic renditions here
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Mon January 30, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Ah, it's the old "some of my best friends are Jews" excuse
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
"I'm a brony and friendship is magic" -- William Shatner
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