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298 headlines found matching 'friend'
Tue January 24, 2017
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I've been an out lesbian for years; my family hasn't always been supportive; they invite my sister's boyfriend to everything but exclude my partners. My sister told me she's bisexual and I don't think she should tell. What do?"
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Mon January 23, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Swallowing a live goldfish and posting it to Facebook? Yeah, that's jail time
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
This is exactly the headline you were expecting to read in January 2017 a year ago
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Five-star hotel in Dubai complains that scantily-clad Russian models keep posting raunchy pictures online and are ruining its family-friendly reputation. In related news, non-family reservations are now running 385 percent above last year
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Errol Morris discusses the work of Philip Glass. Errol Morris discusses the work of Philip Glass. Errol Morris discusses the work of Philip Glass. Errol Morris discusses the work of Philip Glass. Errol Morris discusses the work of Philip Glass
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Friend of Trump and CEO of Newsmax: "If he doesn't have people who can tell him no, this is not going to go very well"
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Sun January 22, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Drunkest skiier in the world found in French Alps, because when you're really wasted, strapping boards to your feet is a good idea
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Fri January 20, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Ivanka Trump remains 'very good friends' with Chelsea Clinton, says they love to get together and dish on Meghan McCain
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Joe Butthurty: Since the election, I have intentionally avoided discussing it with my friends as it is inevitable that some of you have made it clear through your vote that you no longer wish to be my friends
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(White House)
 
 
 
Come all without, come all within, you'll not see nothing like the mighty Trump. This is your inauguration thread, brought to you by the Corporation for Russian/American Friendship
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Thu January 19, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Friend was reminiscing with me on phone about coolest times at a concert we could halfway recall, it was pretty cool. I was thinking it would be even cooler if all of you tossed in your stories. Gotta be some good ones
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man arrested for threatening to kill Donald Trump is a close friend of the Clintons
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My boyfriend can be rather insensitive, telling the truth when a lie would do and not seeming to have any ability to be disingenuous; he doesn't care about others. Should I tell him I think he's on the autism spectrum?"
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Pastor claims his shoe can cure vaginal warts. In somewhat related news, Red Forman claims his shoe can cure dumbassery
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Wed January 18, 2017
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
If you dare to mock your girlfriend in front of her adult son while drinking and watching football inside a hotel room, you better sleep with one eye open
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Tue January 17, 2017
(Fox 8 New Orleans)
 
 
 
Hip-hop podcast host charged with murder. Can't wait for those prison-based podcasts to come out: Behind bars with MC Nmate and DJ Jailbird
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
South Korean prosecutors seek arrest warrant for Samsung vice chairman for bribery of impeached president's friend. Once again, the Asians are ahead of us
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Mon January 16, 2017
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Note to Tesla owners: Don't rely on a phone to start your car in the middle of the desert
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"A knife-wielding assailant butchered a 20-year-old man during a wild soiree inside the home of University of Massachusetts Boston Chancellor ". Soirée? Who talks like that?
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(AP)
 
 
 
Keeping with their owner's "winning with class" strategy, 49ers interview wife-beating, girlfriend-beating, and assistant-beating Tom Cable for next head coach
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Trump:"NATO is obsolete and the Russians are our friends." On an unrelated note, subby just got extremely interested in prepping for doomsday
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Sat January 14, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you have to set your armpit hair on fire to impress your friends it's probably time to find better friends
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Wed January 11, 2017
(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Want to get your boyfriend out of prison? Simple, just pack him into a large suitcase and walk out the door
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(CBC)
 
 
 
To save cyclists, councilor wants motorists to start using the "Dutch reach", which involves opening the car door using the opposite hand from the side of the door. Having your friend hold your forearm while you do it is totally optional
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Arkansas and Louisiana love the Netflix show Scandal while California goes for Crazy Ex-Girlfriend. Seems appropriate
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(Billboard)
 
 
 
Here's your first look at Joseph Fiennes as Michael Jackson in "Urban Myths," and OH GOD KILL IT WITH FIRE
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Tue January 10, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Your daughter comes home from a play date with pen marks on her shoes. What to do? Simple, send the friend a $500 invoice
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(Politico)
 
 
 
A look at Jeff Sessions' attempts to combat allegations proving his racism, which are shockingly a little more deep than "I have this black friend"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Oi there's no hole in my donuts, how am I supposed to put these on my willy and get my girlfriend to eat them off now
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Sun January 08, 2017
(Daily Telegraph)
 
 
 
Busty Australian twins want to marry the same guy, who they currently share as a boyfriend
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Omaha man dies in most Nebraska way possible
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Sat January 07, 2017
(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
If it wasn't for Franz Kafka, the world would not have 'The Metamorphosis,' 'The Trial,' or the hard hat
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Sanrio adds a new Character to Hello Kitty's friends. Meet Aggretsuko, a cute little red panda who listens to heavy metal and drinks profusely
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Fri January 06, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
If you're going to propose to your girlfriend and are nervous about possibly dropping the ring, DON'T pop the question near a waterfall
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Slackliner, no slacker, walks ski lift cable to save "friend of friend's" life
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I'm 32, married with two kids, and feel as if it's time to ditch my cellphone because I hate it. I have no need for it but my husband thinks if I am kidnapped or abducted by aliens I'll never be rescued. Why do I need a cellphone?"
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
As the ambulance sped away, one thing stuck in his mind (warning: graphic image)
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(Boomstick Comics)
 
 
 
Chucky wants you to be his friend to the end for a 7th time
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Thu January 05, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Pet deer named after Bambi's friend shot by evil game warden just because there's a law against having deer as pets, which to be fair, sounds like a really dumb law in rural Kansas
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(CBS Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Chrysler unveils selfie-taking concept car. The only problem is finding friends who don't mind everyone on Facebook seeing them riding in a Chrysler
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(The Federalist)
 
 
 
"We don't force anyone to stay," [said the Scientologist]. "But I could see why people have that idea"
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Handler assists 75-year-old elephant with severe constipation. "Sometimes we need to lend a helping hand"
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
While you're slaving at a 9-to-5 for barely adequate pay, here's a friendly reminder that Susan Boyle made over £2 million last year
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(Barstool Sports)
 
 
 
Clemson player explains that "you either sucked at football, you had no friends, or you were the person that changed in the bathroom stall because you were scared to shower with the team" if you didn't stick your fingers in other players' bungholes
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(Herald Sun)
 
 
 
Queen of Sweden says palace is haunted but in the good kind of way. The ghosts are "small friends"
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Wed January 04, 2017
(Elkhart Truth)
 
 
 
"Hey, I was just seeing if they were stealing my shampoo"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
He once propositioned a preposition. He can split an infinitive . . . with an adverb. He is the most interesting writer on Fark, and THIS is your Fark Writer's Thread. Stay writing, my friends
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Bartender sees man drop date rape drug into date's glass, so he swaps their drinks
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Today will be the busiest day in online dating history as people look back on the holidays, think about the friends they spent time with, and think, "I'm not doing THAT again"
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Tue January 03, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Pop Quiz: When not to take selfies? A. At a tourist destination B. While out at a bar with friends C. After escaping a Brazilian prison
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"A creepy new website, called Iknowwhatyoudownload.com, lets your friends see what you have downloaded in the last 24 hours without you ever knowing. Despite concerns about privacy, the makers of the website claim it could be used for good"
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(Google)
 
 
 
Your first bad experience with alcohol, tell us about it
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(Beer Street Journal)
 
 
 
Remember, friends don't let friends rickroll before driving
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Mon January 02, 2017
(Google)
 
 
 
A friend who manages a local company just discovered that an employee is on trial for a multi million dollar scam. They've also been a mild/moderate nuisance to the company. Can he fire them with no repercussion? How? Difficulty: Florida
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Man arrested for shooting and killing a donkey during an argument with his girlfriend
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Have you ever become so butthurt about being defriended by an internet friend on Facebook that you bring it up in every conversation?
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Sun January 01, 2017
(Vox)
 
 
 
Paris' newest subway line: $230M/km. Berlin's, $250M/km. Copenhagen, $260M. NYC: $1.7 billion and counting. This is why we can't have nice things (unless we're close friends with Andrew Cuomo)
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Sat December 31, 2016
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
New app allows friends to pay their debts to you over time. Which isn't really necessary since most friendships end the minute one loans any money to the other
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Remember when we were only speculating on Trump's possible Russian ties before the election, not talking about his actual Russian ties after he won the most powerful position in government and started appointing their friends? Good times
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(Medical Daily)
 
 
 
Women say the most attractive thing about a man is a hot girlfriend
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Fri December 30, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Not News: Fox and Friends cite false statistics regarding Food Stamp fraud. Fark: Actual fraud rate is more than 10 times what Fox said
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I've been married for ten years; my husband and I have always been mismatched sexually, and we may have sex once a year. I don't want a divorce, but I need to have sex. Can I have sex with a friend? Or will that be cheating?"
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Thu December 29, 2016
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Former Drake University assistant women's basketball coach alleges she was forced out of her position after she started bringing her girlfriend to home games, but many doubt her claims because c'mon, homophobia in women's basketball?
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Trump friend and de facto leader of the free world gives a 3 year sentence for insulting him on Facebook
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
After getting pulled over, man decides to test his theory that not all cops are bad by exiting his car while holding a rifle he's not legally allowed to possess. With predictable results
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Man who stabbed girlfriend to death sued by company that cleaned up the crime scene because everybody needed to see psychologists afterwards
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Wed December 28, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
Dog and pig duo befriend young cow... in Homeward Bound III: Scraping the Barrel
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(Wired)
 
 
 
"Randy kept thinking back to the moment everything changed. He had been the skinniest kid among his friends. And then he got cut by that chicken"
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Tue December 27, 2016
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Oh, how neat- a balloon is landing in my yard. Hey, why is it filled with ashes?
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(Algemeiner)
 
 
 
Now that Christmas is over let us remind our Christian Friends that Jesus and all his followers were devout Jews and the term Christian didn't come to many years later, basically today they would be those Jews with the black hats and beards
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Sun December 25, 2016
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Why even Trump-friendly artists don't want to perform at Trump's inauguration. Must be Trump's winning personality
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Sat December 24, 2016
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Dad-to-be posts heartbreaking picture as girlfriend dies days before Christmas
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Even in a digital, handwriting-unfriendly era, upscale pens continue to make their mark
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Fri December 23, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
'DeploraBall' will feature unlimited food, booze, and a chance to celebrate Trumpenfuhrer's win in an alt-right friendly environment. No word if the cover charge includes complimentary brown shirts, pointy white hats, robes
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Amazon accidentally sends man sex toy instead of gift he planned to give to his 11-year-old daughter
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Don't you just hate it when the device you've been using to smash walnuts for 25 years is actually a hand grenade?
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Thu December 22, 2016
(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
WWE star Chyna died from toxic mix of alcohol and drugs, coroner says
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Nothing can ruin a wedding reception quite like the bride's ex-boyfriend leaving pics on the guest tables of her performing a sex act
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
16 and Dead
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
Man who just got out of jail shows up at his baby mama's trailer looking for his stuff and gets stabbed in the neck by her new boyfriend. Why yes, this did happen in the south
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Elephant farts on friend's head. Apparently, elephants are just large, grey fratboys
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Trump may have finally lined up some marquee talent for his inauguration, the Beach Boys. That is if the marquee was from the sixties. Apparently, the Mills Brothers are unavailable and Lawrence Welk is dead
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Wed December 21, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Stumped about what to get for that special Libertarian friend? Well, wonder no more. Introducing The Libertarian Holiday Gift Guide
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Panda caught on camera fighting with a snowman. And losing
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Tue December 20, 2016
(Tastefully Offensive)
 
 
 
Snowboarder and friends build drone powerful enough to lift him off the ground and carry him through the sky as Santa Claus soaring over mountains and buildings
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
Democrats are so tolerant that they are three times more likely to unfriend or block someone on social media and five times more likely to shun and avoid a family member who has a different political opinion as themselves
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Sun December 18, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Got some time to kill this Sunday? Here are 100 TV ads for vintage Star Wars toys
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Fri December 16, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My husband refuses to seek counseling for his depression or bouts of anger; if I make a mistake I get lectured for hours. I paid a bill twice and can't sleep due to anticipating his reaction. I lie to him all the time. What do I do?"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Organisms may be quantum machines. Your inflatable friend is still just plastic
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(Kent Online)
 
 
 
'World Famous' Conspiracy Theorist vomits 2 litres of black liquid before he dies in Poland. If anyone could tell me who this 'world famous' conspiracy theorist actually is, that would be a good start
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(IGN)
 
 
 
NES Classic sold (pretty much all) 197,000 units in America
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Thu December 15, 2016
(AP News)
 
 
 
Florida Man wounded in battle with his most dangerous foe yet, Deranged Girlfriend
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Even Gen. Flynn (Trump's pick for National Security Advisor and one of Putin's best friends) agrees that he should be locked up for passing on classified material
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Wed December 14, 2016
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Faith friendly movie starring Kevin Sorbo. Hang on, it gets worse. Written by Sorbo's wife. Hang on, it gets worse. "It's been likened to 'Ghost' meets 'Heaven Is for Real,' with a dash of 'God's Not Dead.'" Hang on, it gets worse. Sean Hannity is EP
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
German tourist taught harsh lesson about New Zealand wildlife after going swimming with "grumpy seal"
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Chris Pratt's friendship with Nick Offerman is at risk due to his new toilet
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Tue December 13, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Enjoy the simple pleasure of a ball smacking a man's face in super slow-mo. Ooh, that's gonna leave a mark
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I want to ask my girlfriend for a purely physical open relationship as she is not interested in sex and only wants to do it every few weeks. We both get jealous and I'm committed to her, but I have needs. Good idea or great idea?"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Rex Tillerson has the Russian Order of Friendship. What is it, and why the hell does he have one and why does Trump think that's a good thing?
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Mon December 12, 2016
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Man proposes to girlfriend by getting biker friends to tell her cops were after him, then fakes arrest with cops' help including flashing blue lights, drawn weapons. "I appreciate the way he did it"
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(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
Bills fan jumping on table breaks a leg
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Sun December 11, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Man is stabbed to death while attending a party honoring a friend who was stabbed to death. A pattern is developing
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Sat December 10, 2016
(Some Helpful Guy)
 
 
 
A friend of the Saturday Morning Book Club has never read a science fiction novel and asked for advice on where to start. Difficulty: he liked the Twilight movies, so obviously he needs our help
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Fri December 09, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: When a friend learned she was pregnant she asked to borrow my cot; I told her yes but I wanted it back as it was an heirloom. The baby died; she wants to burn everything for religious reasons. Including my cot. How can I get it back?"
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(GQ)
 
 
 
Prince's closest friends share their best stories, pancake recipes
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Thu December 08, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
So I'm going to a friend's kid's birthday party at a bowling alley. How drunk is it appropriate for me to get at a kid's birthday party?
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Wed December 07, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Trump picks 'old friend of China' Iowa Governor Branstad as U.S. ambassador to China. Move will hopefully quell that whole Taiwan phone call thingy between Trump and China
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Tom Ford believes all men should be penetrated at least once. Wait, so... so is he offering?
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Tue December 06, 2016
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
To top off the food stealing subway rats of New York City for 2016 we bring you Dinner Roll Rat in all his gigantic dinner roll dragging glory
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Just what kind of a toy car "clamps" onto your penis? (Asking for a friend)
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Mon December 05, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Country singer falls off stage, breaks ribs, punctures lung, girlfriend leaves him, and dog up and dies
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The 'arrogant' man behind the illegal artist enclave checks into a hotel - as friends claim he laughed at warnings that his condom-littered commune popular with drug users was a death trap waiting to happen
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Sat December 03, 2016
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Here's a rundown of the weirdest Christmas albums you can inflict on family and friends this month
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Experts agree that it's most difficult to break up with your: A) first girlfriend. B) fiance. C) hair stylist
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Fri December 02, 2016
(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Hitting your boyfriend in the face with a squid in front of the bagel shop might not be normal where you're from, but this...is...FLORIDA
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Tim and his friend with the big bow
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: Thanksgiving at my family's was a nightmare. 17 adults and 5 kids spent a week together under one roof; fights over kids, politics, you name it ensued. Am I a bad daughter for wanting to go to my boyfriend's at Christmas?"
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(Is There Any Deal)
 
 
 
As predictable as Link breaking jars, and nearly as enjoyable, it's the proper Friday Fark Gaming thread. What have you been playing? This week, your old friends Civ III, Civ IV & CivCity Rome have re-appeared on GOG, eager to destroy your free time
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Thu December 01, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
Guy says woman's meth sentence is "idiotic" and "grossly unfair." The guy is not her dealer, he's the judge who sentenced her
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(MSN)
 
 
 
So what are these strange, squishy objects washing up on the shores of Huntington Beach, California? No, it is not an excited sponge and his oblivious starfish friend
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Teen sets house on fire over boyfriend 'beef,' showing once again the dangers of bovine husbandry
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Ivanka Trump's book contains Dickensian descriptions of how she and her brothers were forced to hone their business acumen by fleecing friends and extorting servants. Bonus: The book does not contain an acknowledgments section
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
If you have a "Demon-possessed house," Pat Robertson encourages you to sell it to someone else so it can be their problem. Hey, it's better than him going on about Trump
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Wed November 30, 2016
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Just another day in the life of Floyd Mayweather Jr - Interviews with the press, partying with friends, cashing a personal check for $100,000,000
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Tue November 29, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Bank of England urged to make new £5 note vegan-friendly
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(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
Security camera catches woman vandalizing car for a full six hours. Now THAT'S dedication
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Can you be arrested for not showing your driver's license if you've done nothing wrong? Actually, it actually depends on which judge you ask
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Local school board adds "drugs" to its standardized testing regimen
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Johnny Manziel now being sued for breaking a bartender's nose. Finally, his first completed pass of the year
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I am an open, happy woman who identifies as a lesbian. However, one of my straight male friends thinks I am sexually attracted to him and keeps bring up date ideas we can go on. He won't listen; do I drop the friendship or ignore it?"
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Mon November 28, 2016
(Amazon)
 
 
 
Remember that TFer's fantasy book that Fark made a best seller in July? Fun times, fun times. Today, all sales royalties are going to St. Jude's Cancer Research. Get one for yourself or a friend, signed copies available, too. DIT (Sponsored Link)
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
What does Elian Gonzalez have to say about Fidel Castro's death?
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Friendly reminder that today is November 28th. Let's vote early and vote often for Mr. Donald J. Trump, so we can Make America Great Again™
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Sun November 27, 2016
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Dear Deidre, my beloved, sexy sister just told me she's pregnant. I was there for her when her boyfriend dumped her and it seemed completely natural to give her a cuddle to comfort her. But one night everything got out of hand. What do I do?
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Fri November 25, 2016
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are 14 things that are harder to get or to get into than Harvard University, ranging from being able to work here or getting a job at Walmart
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My brother-in-law tried listening in on my partner and I having sex. Is that f*cked up? I think that's f*cked up"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
If you need a story that restores your faith in humanity, waiter is tipped $750 for a Xmas trip back home to Ireland so his parents can meet his girlfriend and their new baby
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Thu November 24, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
What can be done for white liberals who have to deal with their conservative relatives this Thanksgiving, now that Trump has won the election? Subby suggests bring a Muslim friend and open carry, but subby's a little confrontational
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(Brisbane Times)
 
 
 
F'ken oath, mate, this bloke in his jocks talking to the sheila on the telly is the Aussiest bloke you'll ever f'ken see. Crikey
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Wed November 23, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
Handwritten poem by Anne Frank highlighting her aviation exploits auctioned for $148,000
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Madonna's son Rocco arrested for possession of marijuana. He plans to go to his obese cow and neurotic turtle friends to help him fight these charges
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Tue November 22, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The trouble with being friends with your boss
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Woman shaves kitten, plucks whiskers, sells it online as a hairless cat for $700
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Time to give thanks, Farkers. For our football friends, for the Jake, for the most reliable turkey in the NFL (the Browns), and for the Dallas Cowboys being the best team in football. Your Week 12 NFL Power Rankings Thread
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Scary Spice was the only one in the band who didn't wannabe Robbie Williams's lover
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Mother Jones writer does what many of us don't have the guts to do; befriending a bunch of Trump voters for a whole week
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Mon November 21, 2016
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Dear Deidre, I just found out my girlfriend was an escort and I'm jealous. Don't know if the jealousy is because she was with other guys or the fact that she was making more money than me
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Sun November 20, 2016
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Willie Rogers, Medal of Honor recipient and the oldest surviving member of the original Tuskegee Airmen has slipped the surly bonds of Earth
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
"Starting a family is important and isn't selfish or environmentally unfriendly. It's a public good and it gets a bad rap." And off we go...
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Sat November 19, 2016
(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
Before you open fire on somebody who just walked into your home, first make sure it's not really a friend popping in for a surprise visit
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Aaron Rodgers has been in near-total isolation from his friends and family for two years
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Fri November 18, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
Kitten convoy arrives in Victoria B.C., presumably accompanied by a thousand screamin' trucks and eleven long-haired Friends of Jesus in a chartreuse micro-bus
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(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Trump tweets: Just got a call (he didn't) from my friend (he's not) Bill Ford, Chairman of Ford, who advised me (he didn't) that he will be keeping the Lincoln plant in Kentucky - not Mexico (It was never moving)
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Thu November 17, 2016
(The Stack)
 
 
 
If you share a single Apple ID between your wife's iPhone and yours, call your girlfriend from a payphone
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
"Give yourself an honest review and realize that there is no reason in the world that an attractive lady from the Philippines wants to be your friend"
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Police in Texas are turning on their sirens and pulling people over so they can give them free Thanksgiving turkeys. And if they just so happen to smell alcohol or pot during these friendly little stops, so be it
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Wed November 16, 2016
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Darius Rucker might be the Barney Miller of 90's American pop music - but don't expect him to Blowfish
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Tue November 15, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
It may take Detroit Tigers pitcher Michael Fulmer a little while to pick up his Rookie Of The Year award, seeing that he's been busy digging ditches and changing sewer lines
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Mon November 14, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Pastor tells grieving husband his wife suffered a miscarriage because of his porn addiction
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
You know, it doesn't really count as environmentally friendly if you just push your houseboat into the sea and hope for the best
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Dear Deidre, I'm having sex with my boyfriend and my ex-boss. Boyfriend treats me well and wants marriage, but I'm hesitant to commit, as ex-boss is a hot 41 and I'm addicted to his fantastic lovemaking skills. What should I do?
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(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Racist who did racist stuff is a sad to be thought of as a racist. Also, he has black friends
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Sun November 13, 2016
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Christmas comes early for divorce lawyers: AdultFriendFinder hack discloses 300 million accounts
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Sat November 12, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Baby hippo makes friends with baby rhino after losing his family...and the world was one
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(SFist)
 
 
 
Looks like I picked the wrong week to start harassing people on airplanes
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
We're not saying cats are dicks, but they will sit on another cat's head just to get a better view looking out the window
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Thu November 10, 2016
(News4Jax)
 
 
 
UNF coed answers Craigslist ad for babysitter, discovers pay way too high, baby way too old
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Man marries his pet snake because he believes it to be his dead girlfriend reincarnated
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Smoking hot 29-year-old single mother discovers secret to not catching the flu is drinking sperm smoothies: "It can taste really good - depending on what my friend has been eating. My other mates think I'm strange, but I don't give a toss" (w/pics)
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
The election reactions have resulted in friendships being torn apart. On Facebook
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Wed November 09, 2016
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Bill Belichick: Yes, FFS, how many times do I have to say I wrote that love letter to Trump? I did it. I wrote it
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Eric Bolling gloats in front of Megyn Kelly, who snapps "It's not about you"
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(Wetpaint)
 
 
 
Mandy Moore says her cat psychically asked her to change his name. And then she goes on to sound a bit crazy, honestly (w/ vid)
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(Dose (Canada))
 
 
 
Mel Gibson, 60, is expecting a child with his 26-year-old girlfriend. With a newborn on the way it will be nice to see a family that goes back to the tradition of living with three generations under the same roof
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I moved departments at work; my previous one had a masculine, bro attitude. My new department is mostly women, and the two men want to befriend me and say it's nice to have testosterone around. How can I distance myself from them?"
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Tue November 08, 2016
(Fox 19 Cincinnati)
 
 
 
The house dressing comes on the side... the table... the ceiling... the carpet... the walls... the dress
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I met my boyfriend years ago and we were in love. He was diagnosed with cancer and froze his sperm; he's better now. But his sperm is set to expire and I'm not ready for kids. Do I just set aside my feelings and get pregnant?"
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(Time)
 
 
 
Prince Harry says his girlfriend has been hit by a "wave of abuse and harassment" since their relationship became public
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Mon November 07, 2016
(PennLive)
 
 
 
According to our good friends at GasBuddy, pump prices are not affected by the Presidential election
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Amidst all the election coverage, here is your friendly reminder now is not the time to talk about gun violence
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(CNN)
 
 
 
In the latest internet craze that does nothing, and benefits no one, people are making short videos of themselves and their friends posed like mannequins. Here's a tissue so you can wipe your tears
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
18 year-old girl selling vag shoots to stardom online. Wait, veg. Not vag
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Sat November 05, 2016
(ABC11 North Carolina)
 
 
 
Police release surveillance camera photo of the suspect who vandalized a Burlington, NC GOP campaign office. Casper the Friendly Ghost, Jason Vorhees, and all local Klansmen now wanted for questioning
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(Fark)
 
 
 
This is the headline that doesn't end. It just goes on and on, my friend. Some Subby started typing it, not knowing what it was, but he'll just keep on typing it forever just because
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Fri November 04, 2016
(Funny Or Die)
 
 
 
The Gen-X kids had USA for Africa's "We Are the World." The Grunge Generation got a remake of "Do They Know It's Christmas." And now, Millenials, you have your own epic anthem: Rachel Bloom & Friends' "Holy F'ing Shiat, You've Got To Vote"
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Donald Trump to throw YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE 'Victory' party at Midtown Hilton for his many tremendous friends on election night
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
With just days left and possible victory in their grasp, Rudy Giuliani goes on Fox and Friends and confirms what everyone else suspected
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Notice all these fake news sites being linked by your friends? Blame the Macedonians
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(Siberian Times)
 
 
 
Flowers, cards, and small presents are all great ways to show love to your girlfriend. Decapitating your rival is not one of them
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Thu November 03, 2016
(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
Remember that SC couple who disappeared and someone was posting creepy messages on the guy's Facebook? Well they just found the girlfriend alive and chained up inside a storage container. Suspect in custody
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
KellyAnne Conway lost a Twitter follower last night -- Donald Trump
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Wed November 02, 2016
(Independent Journal Review)
 
 
 
Biker flung over cliff in fatal crash on "The Dragon" selfies goodbye to family, finds his St. George is some guy from Alabama
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Tue November 01, 2016
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Dear Deidre, my girlfriend dumped me because she didn't want a relationship anymore. Thing is she just wants to be sex buddies. I'm so confused, is this a win win?
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Mon October 31, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
If your best friend starts leaning right, you should take him to the doctor to be checked out
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
White nationalist starts anti-Egg McMuffin robocall: "Evan has two mommies. Evan is okay with that. Evan is over 40 years old and is not married and doesn't even have a girlfriend. I believe Evan is a closet homosexual. Vote for Donald Trump"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Tired of your friends from New Jersey boasting about how cheap their gasoline is? Well, those were the days, my friend
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump paid $41 million for a mansion at the height of the real estate market boom. After the crash he sold it at a huge loss like everyone else. No wait, he sold it for $100 million to a Russian oligarch friend of Putin's
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Sat October 29, 2016
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Need an excuse for Monday? ...how about the old, "I was bitten by a duck" excuse
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Girl, 4, befriends recent widower, 82, in what must have been a very dusty grocery store
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Like to wake up and have a cup of coffee with your deceased loved one? You can now get a coffee mug made from your dead loved one's ashes
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Thu October 27, 2016
(The Eagle)
 
 
 
Woman crashes into police car while Snapchatting topless selfie to boyfriend
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The Guardian has launched a contest to help British readers understand small-town and rural America. Bet you can tell some stories that wouldn't be fit to print, so go
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
This guy- no, this man- sums up how Cubs fans felt about winning the pennant. Jimmy Kimmel sends him and his girlfriend to the World Series for his trouble. Sometimes there is crying in baseball
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(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
Iowa man decides to randomly show up at his former elementary school. Fark: To donate $700 to cover lunch bills for kids who can't afford to pay
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Wed October 26, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Girl who believes that love lasts forever gets her boyfriend's name tattooed on her forehead
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Meet the people who have waited half their lives to play Final Fantasy XV: "I already feel I intimately know Noctis and the gang. They feel like friends I haven't seen in a really, really long time. I've waited years, so what's a few more months?"
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
What's the matter, ex-boyfriend got your tongue?
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Tue October 25, 2016
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Church of Latter Day Saints opens new website "Mormon and Gay" to increase awareness of homosexuality amongst LDS parents, family, friends. Remember, "[b]eing gay is not a sin; just acting on it is"
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
"Mom, I think my friends like you more than me." "Aww, don't say that dear. Why?" "Well, you're blowing them and buy them booze, for starters"
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(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
"I think there is a monster under my bed." "No it isn't, it is just a dead body that has been there for over a week"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: When my brother went off to college, I shared my Netflix password with him. Now, he's back home, working and living with my folks. He wants to use my Netflix; I won't let him and my family has disowned me. What do I do?"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Trump promises he has nothing to do with Russia, despite all his campaign workers cashing paychecks from Russia, his wife vacationing with Putin's girlfriend, and him bragging about meeting with Putin
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Mon October 24, 2016
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Millennials don't find democracy or democratic leaders relevant, find experts and authoritarian leaders more shareable and Instagram-friendly. "As a Russian citizen, I have plenty of anecdotal evidence that they are right"
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(Dilbert)
 
 
 
Scott Adams produces step by step guide to convince all your friends to never read Dilbert again
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(iNews (UK))
 
 
 
Here's a look at the lost art of making friends in your thirties
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(E! Online)
 
 
 
Someone edited together parts of "Friends" episodes to make a new episode where Chandler dies. No one told him death was gonna be this way
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
How bad are things going for Donald Trump? Residents who live in his swanky New York high-rise complex "Trump Place" are petitioning to remove his name from the building because they're tired of all their friends making fun of it
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
THIS is what happens when you publicly shame your girlfriend for her driving skills in Florida
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Sat October 22, 2016
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
When Salma Hayek wouldn't date him, Donald Trump planted a story in the National Enquirer saying he wouldn't date her because she's too short
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Fri October 21, 2016
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Russian girlfriend Vladimir Putin will marry Trump and become his First Lady at his inauguration in next week's New Yorker cover
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Facebook users can now endorse a presidential candidate. Which is good news for anyone who wants to be de-friended by half the people they know
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Thu October 20, 2016
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Married Donald Trump was once good friends with the star of "Porking with Pride #2"
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Any time a female prison worker is caught smuggling a syringe full of inmate sperm out of the jail, there's going to be questions
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Girl decides to test her boyfriend's loyalty by sending a porn star to hit on him, gets what she deserves
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(Federal Business Opportunities)
 
 
 
Apparently DARPA wants to make use of our six-legged friends. One hopes they don't turn on us
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Happy 66th birthday to Mr. Tom Petty, who went runnin' down a dream with his friend Del
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Wed October 19, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Why politicians lie: Science of political deception
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
I've always loved Android phones, but I'm switching to iPhones because I don't want to show up as a green bubble on iMessage and disappoint all my friends
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(NFL)
 
 
 
Hey Jets fans, remember your old friend Geno Smith? Well, the GenoCoaster is back
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(The Local)
 
 
 
France to get first 'Down Syndrome Restaurant,' probably to become the first restaurant in France where the waiters are actually friendly
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Tue October 18, 2016
(The News & Observer (NC))
 
 
 
If you go boating, don't drink. If you drink while boating, don't let your five friends get drunk. If you let your five friends get drunk while boating, don't let them get so drunk that they cannot even speak to the police after you hit that pier
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: A friend of mine chose National Coming Out Day to post publicly on Facebook he was a rapist. I was disgusted, took screenshots of his posts, unfriended him, and sent them to his employer; he's a school bus driver. Did I go too far?"
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Hey Curt Schilling's daughter's friends. Curt Schilling is totally into you. *tee hee hee*
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Mon October 17, 2016
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Tell America It's Great campaign starts in Canada to cheer up Americans: "As their closest friends and neighbours, we should remind them no matter how bad things might seem now, there are lots of reasons why we think they're still pretty great"
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Man smashes ex-girlfriend's vibrator after getting jealous over it (not safe for work)
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
Both Hillary's and Obama's policies show they are no friend of Christianity, so if you find yourself siding with them, you might want to ask yourself the same question I regularly ask myself: Are you on God's side?
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Woman wins the right to keep her boyfriend's testicles even after death
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Sun October 16, 2016
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Photoshop this dog and his little friend
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Sat October 15, 2016
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Megyn Kelly goes head to head against a male Trump supporter who insists Donald Trump is innocent because he's never said comments to men. Kelly reminds him predators don't generally harass guy friends
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Fri October 14, 2016
(Vox)
 
 
 
"I tell my friends to 'be rougher' with their wives" - The GOP presidential nominee
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I saw a friend of mine admit on Facebook to taking a belt to his 2-year-old daughter in the hopes that it'll teach her to sleep through the night. My husband and I are no longer friends with him. Should I report this as child abuse?"
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Because when I think of the classic The War of the Worlds, I think sexy, teen-friendly series
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
And here we see Trump cheerleader and vacuous air sack Scottie Nell Hughes trying to defend Donald Trump's deplorable sexual assault history and gettiing shamed by Don Lemon
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(The Wrap)
 
 
 
Demented sociopath and second-rate Adam Sandler Jim Carrey has hired a team of private detectives to try and dig up dirt on his late girlfriend's family
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Thu October 13, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pope Francis to Lutherans: Really, what are 95 theses between friends , eh?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I've been with my boyfriend for over six years; he went on vacation without me awhile ago and came back having met a new female friend. They hung out on vacation, and she's visited him but he won't let me meet her. Should I worry?"
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(Cleveland 19)
 
 
 
Computer glitch sends woman jury duty nine times. Nine times? Ni-ne times
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(NPR)
 
 
 
♫ How many songs must I mumble through, before I get a Nobel Prize, the answer my friend is blowing in the wind ♪
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Tommy doesn't have to pretend to have a real job anymore
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Wed October 12, 2016
(Geek.com)
 
 
 
Candidate for 'Overly Attached Girlfriend'™ has lost her friend, so she does what every normal person would do, she recreates him as an AI chatbot for posterity
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(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Could man's best friend have evolved from one of his worst enemies?
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Tom Brady shows off some very fast scrambling abilities when asked whether he supports Donald Trump's idea of "locker room banter"
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(Newser)
 
 
 
So Rube Goldberg decided he wanted to go out with friends
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Teen who posted threats on Instagram after his friend was arrested over gun at school joins said friend in jail cell
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Guess what's back? Back again. Hockey's back. Tell a friend. Four games on tap with two intraprovince battles, a Midwestern clash, and a contest between two California teams. It's your NHL Opening Night thread, the puck drops at 7:00 PM ET
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(CBC)
 
 
 
So you and your friends are planning to run up to Canada next year for your 21st birthday and celebrate with some legal marijuana, are you? Subby suggests that you hold off on making your reservations for now
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My cousin is what you would politely call a sociopath; recently, he was dating a friend of mine, stole her identity, and then dumped her. Now all our friends are angry with me, saying I should cut him off after what he did. Should I?"
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Tue October 11, 2016
(CBS 12 West Palm Beach)
 
 
 
When a girl Porsche driver races her boyfriend in a Lamborghini, the loser's the Buick driver he hits head-on
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sean Parker's startup company rolls out an app that tells you how to vote exactly the same way your friends are voting
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
It was good to be a "FOB": How Hillary's State Dept. gave special attention to "Friends of Bill' after Haiti quake. After all it was for the good of the Clinton people
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(BBC)
 
 
 
The BBC guide to going vegan. Step #1: buy a megaphone so you can notify your friends, families, and coworkers that you are going vegan
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
In Australian, even animals that have no hope of killing you still do their damnedest: "There have been 1,580 magpie attacks on humans in New South Wales so far this year, according to data shared by the public on the website Magpie Alert" (pics)
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Hotel manager saves guest's dog from gruesome elevator death - and it's all caught on camera
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(MSN)
 
 
 
So why did Bill Belichick take his team to a Jim Brown statue?
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Mon October 10, 2016
(The Local)
 
 
 
Man bun sparks drunken brawl. To be fair, some things are worth fighting against
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Sun October 09, 2016
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Filthy comedy film franchise "Ted" still big in Japan, thanks to nation's love of plushies and to Japanese adapters who intentionally lost rated-R scenes and language in translation to make it seem family-friendly. Here's Ted's Tokyo pop-up cafe
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Sat October 08, 2016
(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Spiffy: Josh McCown's daughter and her friends dress up in Josh McCown jerseys from most of the NFL teams he's played for for Jersey Day at school. Amusing: She's 2 friends short of Josh's full team wardrobe
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Do you have single friends? Stop saying these things to them, immediately
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(Kare11)
 
 
 
Vote for Beer
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Illinois steals woman's lottery winnings because her boyfriend used to deal drugs
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Thu October 06, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Terminally ill? Trump wants your vote. You're not going to have to deal with the consequences anyway. So why not troll your family and friends and give the middle finger to God who wants you dead
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
High school senior working on Photoshop certification superimposes clown behind tree with his school as backdrop, tweets it out to friends. Hilarity ensues
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(Northwest Arkansas News)
 
 
 
Friendly deer named Doug captured by wildlife officers in Arkansas town, taken to "remote location"
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(Washington Free Beacon)
 
 
 
This is how things work in Clintonland: contracts for your friends
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(Metro)
 
 
 
"It was at that point my boyfriend got out the barbecue tongs to try and remove the vibrator from my bum" [Probably not safe for work]
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Do, commas, still, matter,? Subby, is, asking, for, a, friend
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Wed October 05, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
"Well, this whole thing is just who knows who. Then over here you have favoritism. Hillary has a friend at one of the agencies." No, it's not a Coen brother's movie, it's real life American politics
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Tue October 04, 2016
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Kiefer Sutherland explains why he decided not to stop drinking: "One of the things I love to do most in life is go out with my friends and tell stories and have a bunch of drinks"
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(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Your boyfriend was hit by a car and has just died. Do you A) collapse in grief and shock, B) try to gather your thoughts, or C) steal the attending medic's wallet
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I told my parents I was gay four months ago; dad is supportive, but mom is in denial. She says that I have to be bisexual but I am 'messed up' because I was raped. It's not true; I know my sexuality. How can I get my mom to see this?"
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Mon October 03, 2016
(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
61% of Coloradans are happy with pot legalization. "They said it would hurt the economy, but the economy is booming. They said it would hurt tourism, but we have more visitors spending more money than ever"
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Sun October 02, 2016
(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Will Junkie Depp abandon everything for his new girlfriend? Did the Three Bromigos break up? Will Travis continue being worthless? Find out in the two-part season finale. It's your Fear the Walking Dead Discussion Thread, 9 PM ET on AMC
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(Politico)
 
 
 
GOP plans to challenge every voter in Democratic areas of PA. It's legal, can't be stopped by cops, and has worked before. Voters need to bring a friend who can vouch for them
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
The definition of a good friend now includes lending your pants to a girl so she can take a school quiz
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Sat October 01, 2016
(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
Why do some people easily make new friends, and others struggle? Here comes the brain science
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Dear Deidre, my best friend got me to sleep with her fella just for fun, but now the joke's on her because I'm falling for him for the fabulous sex
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Woman calls Pasadena(CA) Police to report bi-polar African American boyfriend is acting erratically, cops find him with knife & fire extinguisher. Can you guess what happend next? Level Of Difficulty: not crowned Rose Queen
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Fri September 30, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
The apartment in Friends would cost you over £3 million if it were even structurally possible to make
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Thu September 29, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
To prove to his girlfriend he can look after pets, dude cooks tiny pancakes for his kitten
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Wed September 28, 2016
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Sean Hannity bemoans "Now, my overpaid friends in the media, well, they have their chauffeured limousines, they like their fine steakhouses and expensive wine lifestyles." The internet doesn't waste any time pointing out the hypocrisy
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(KTNV Las Vegas)
 
 
 
The watering holes in Las Vegas just dried up
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Tue September 27, 2016
(Lincolnshire Echo)
 
 
 
"On a scale of one to 10, how drunk are you?" "Uhhhh... 14?"
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
You've been arrested for DUI (BAC .371) and then released to a friend's custody. What do you do now? A) Go home and sleep it off. B) Have someone take you to the hospital. C) Go out driving again and get arrested with an even higher BAC
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
According to Trump, his marital infidelities don't count because he's 'friends' with his ex-wives'. The only thing that counts is 'being proud of doing a good job. The best job, some even say'
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Donald Trump gives reasons for his sub-par debate performance: "The moderator was against me. My mic was defective. An old friend came in from out of town. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts. IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD"
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Mon September 26, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Manti Te'o takes rest of the season off to spend more time with his girlfriend
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(Red Bull)
 
 
 
Hearthstone fan plays with friends, accidentally creates qualifying tournament for massive prize pot at BlizzCon
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Kellyanne Conway desperately tries to deflect attention away from Trump's lifelong friendship with Russian insider Carter Page
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