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181 headlines found matching 'friend'
Sun April 19, 2015
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Seven Fast Seven Furious is #1 at the box office for the third week in a row, netting $28.7 million. The vile Paul Blart 2 is a fitting #2, segueing itself into $23 million while derivative horror film Unfriended scares its way to $16 million
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(64)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Kate Middleton's friend has been holding orgies in the UK's first sharia hotel, and didn't think to invite even a single farker
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Sat April 18, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Two-thirds of those under 35 say they feel unpopular, unhappy, and wish they had more friends
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(116)
 


Thu April 16, 2015
(Fusion)
 
 
 
Deciding he really doesn't want to win the GOP primary, Rubio says he would go to the gay wedding of a friend or relative
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(86)
 
(Venture Beat)
 
 
 
Good news everyone. Now you can ask Google "where's my phone" and it will tell you where it is, lock it, or erase it. Just remember to log out of Google on your desktop when your girlfriend is home alone
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(38)
 


Wed April 15, 2015
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
The pitch is a mess at the Alamodome in San Antonio. Will that help the leaky American defense or will El Tri prevail? It's the United States vs. Mexico in your international friendly discussion thread. 9 pm ET. FS1
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(77)
 


Tue April 14, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman glues her naked boyfriend to a chair. Needs help soonish
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(108)
 


Mon April 13, 2015
(Variety)
 
 
 
TV syndication pioneer dies, funeral to be televised at 12:05 a.m., after the 2,388th re-run of the Friends episode where Ross & Rachel first kiss
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Sun April 12, 2015
(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Quadriplegic man with cerebral palsy survives four days in woods after mom dumped him there so she could go see her boyfriend. Maybe the Bible she left with him did make a difference
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(120)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man proposes to his girlfriend while they toured the Astrodome. Because what place is more romantic than a giant, hallow, decrepit, abandoned, money-sucking relic of the past?
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(36)
 


Sat April 11, 2015
(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Twilight may have a castle, but it feels nothing like a home. As she mourns the loss of the Golden Oak Library, her friends try to help her truly 'move in'. Brace yourselves, feels are coming to My Little Pony: FiM (11:30 ET, Discovery Family)
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(176)
 


Fri April 10, 2015
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Little boy bids a heartbreaking farewell to his best friend
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(26)
 


Thu April 09, 2015
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
What will $100 buy you at the Masters Golf Tournament? How about lunch and drinks for yourself and 16 of your closest friends. And still get change
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(23)
 


Wed April 08, 2015
(Gladstone Observer (Australia))
 
 
 
"My boyfriend said I didn't blow hard enough, but I am sure it was the straw"
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(40)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Woman spurned by her boyfriend exacts her revenge by bleaching his goldfish
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(34)
 


Tue April 07, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Man grabs ex-girlfriend, hits her and stamps on her head. Fark: In the middle of the county courtroom after the judge ruled against him
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(70)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Dear Prudence, I recently read my late husband's diary. Is the bigger concern that it is mostly about his old girlfriend, thought of her while making love, and wondered what our kids would look like with her, or that I married a man with a diary?
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(62)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My friend asked me if I'd raise her kids if she died. I said yes, and she died right after my boyfriend proposed, and now he's called off the wedding because he doesn't want to raise someone else's kids. Are you buying any of this?"
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(Some Rocket Surgeon)
 
 
 
A collection of the biggest human-caused fails in rocket science history. Protip: Don't try to take an LV-2F Thor booster rocket out of a hangar all by yourself in an attempt to impress your girlfriend
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(41)
 


Mon April 06, 2015
(Naples Daily News)
 
 
 
Woman kicked out of bar and arrested for : a) flicking a lit cigarette at an officer, b) making a hand gesture like a gun while saying "say hello to my little friend", c) dancing with Jim Carey in the batman costume, d) all of the above
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(66)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Judge allows woman to unfriend and unmarry husband on Facebook
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(67)
 


Sun April 05, 2015
(MyFox Twin Cities)
 
 
 
"Can you tell me why I'm being arrested?" a friend asks in the video. "Because I feel like arresting you," the officer replied
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Sat April 04, 2015
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Man accused of taking his friends on a joyride in a stolen Maserati, going 185
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(40)
 
(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
After nearly a year, the wait is over. Now, with a magical castle and a mysterious map, Twilight and her friends will embark on their biggest adventure yet. It's the two-part season 5 premiere of My Little Pony: FiM (11 ET, Discovery Family)
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(332)
 


Fri April 03, 2015
(USA Today)
 
 
 
7% of Americans say their smartphone is their only link to the Internet. The other 93% use their smartphones as their only link to their friends, the outside world, any sort of contact with other humans
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(45)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
If you're like me, you've often said to yourself "I'd definitely pay $150 for an autographed poster of Glenn Beck crying." Well, my friends, our day has come
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(52)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man spends £10,000 on a bathtub for his girlfriend that's filled with melted chocolate, hopes that's just a Snickers floating to the top
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(87)
 
(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Brace yourselves. My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Season 5 is coming Saturday. Post ponies
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(59)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Netflix orders new sketch comedy show from Bob Odenkirk and David Cross. Thankfully, this will be available on the internet instead of television, because television is no friend of mine
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(29)
 


Thu April 02, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Bad: Woman tells her friends she is dying of cancer. Cool: Her friends shave their heads, get tattoos and raise $7k for her. FARK: She made it all up
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(114)
 
(680 News Radio)
 
 
 
Good news: drunk driving deaths are down for 7th straight years. Call and text your friends about how safe the roads are
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(18)
 


Wed April 01, 2015
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Street ants found to survive on junk food diet while ants living in parks eat better but are no fun to hang around with, just like your married friends
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(4)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
LeBron James says he has only three friends in the NBA, and surprisingly their names aren't Me, Myself, and I
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(16)
 


Tue March 31, 2015
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Pop-quiz, hotshot: Kidnappers take you and a friend to a remote location. There you're given the choice to either kill your friend or be killed yourself. What do you do? WHAT DO YOU DO?
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(117)
 
(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
International Friendlies resume. VonTrapps taking on the Live Free or Don't Neutrals followed by the Flying DeJong's and Spain, Super Marios versus Will Harry Kane play. And Russia against a team whose fans hopefully don't shoot flares at them
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(80)
 


Mon March 30, 2015
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Jeff Tweedy does the best thing he's done since Jay Farrar's girlfriend
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(48)
 


Sat March 28, 2015
(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
Euro 2016 Qualifiers Day 2: Bulgaria hosts Italy, Andorra takes on Bosnia, Belgium look to bash Cyprus, and Netherlands face off against Turkey. All matches at 3:45 ET, with Central/South American friendlies following at 4:20 and 9:30
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(58)
 


Fri March 27, 2015
(MSN)
 
 
 
Germanwings crash co-pilot and his girlfriend were having a "serious crisis in their relationship." Apparently mass murder was an available remedy
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(227)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, at the Hall of Justice, prisoners are forced to fight each other for deputies amusement. The Superfriends aren't what they used to be
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(43)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
If you're going to call a friend to bail you out of jail, make sure you call the one who isn't drunk
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(10)
 


Thu March 26, 2015
(Some Food Nut)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: When you think of a southern classic dish to serve family and friends, what comes to mind? Show us your recipes that'll make our arteries clog up yet we still want to go actually make the food. Bonus points if it's healthy
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(185)
 


Wed March 25, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
International friendlies begin Wednesday as Denmark hosts the United States at 3 pm (ESPN), with Germany vs the Socceroos, and Scottland vs Northern Ireland (3:30 ESPN3), followed by France vs Brazil on Thursday at 4 (ESPN2)
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(126)
 
(The Wrap)
 
 
 
Deadline: "Hollywood's already given you Sassy Black Friend and Smart Asian Who Likes Math. What more do you people want?"
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(54)
 


Tue March 24, 2015
(Fox 46 Charlotte)
 
 
 
If you're "waiting for a friend," it shouldn't be behind the bushes at a school bus stop with KY lube, condoms, latex gloves, rope, knit cap, a box cutter and a stolen gun
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(105)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ancestry.com co-founder Daniel Taggart charged with trying to possibly add to the family tree of a 15-year-old friend of his daughter
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(45)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My boyfriend is in his 20s, and he owns over two dozen stuffed animals that he claims have sentimental value. And if that isn't weird enough, he still sleeps with a teddy bear. Is this abnormal behavior? Should I dump him?"
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(142)
 


Mon March 23, 2015
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Vin Diesel names baby after Paul Walker because he's family and you don't turn your back on family and we don't have friends, we've got family and we're a family here
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(52)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Astronomers want you to come up with a list of names for features on Pluto that we won't even see until a NASA probe gets there in July, but there must be SOMETHING there that needs to be called Uniting Friends In Astronomy
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(24)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Aah, the beauty of Spring... Nature walks along the rim, watching the water flow over a waterfall, a friend to hold your beer while you test the thickness of the ice
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(26)
 


Fri March 20, 2015
(Capital New York)
 
 
 
Cuomo: See? We fixed all the ethics problems here so go away, nothing to see here, and certainly nothing kitzhabery at all about all a major corporation suddenly interested in major business deals with my girlfriend
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(18)
 


Thu March 19, 2015
(Argus Leader)
 
 
 
Father kicks out son's friends for smoking pot, friends summon club-wielding mob to mellow him harshly
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(105)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Ryan Gosling's girlfriend discovers the number one cause of divorce in America: sweatpants
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(36)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
If you're going to try to assault your wife's friend, perhaps you should just call for an ambulance yourself when she tries to bite your penis off if you really want one
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(60)
 


Tue March 17, 2015
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Gun show organizer unsympathetic to the "it's cool, some of my closest friends are gun targets" defense
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(251)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Aaron Schock resigns to spend more time with family and friends of Dorothy
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(308)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The weird things for sale on Taobao - China's version of eBay - include a David Bickham sex doll, an imaginary girlfriend, and a live fox for £313
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(7)
 


Mon March 16, 2015
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Although it conjures up romantic notions of brave souls delving into the spirit world to go on personal visionquests, in real life don't do mushrooms with your girlfriends and go wandering in the desert
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(66)
 


Sun March 15, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Boyfriend to crowdfunders: "Girlfriend will dump me unless you send me to Miami spring break"
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(83)
 


Fri March 13, 2015
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Vladmir Putin is hanging out with his girlfriend in the maternity ward (w/ photographic evidence)
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(83)
 


Thu March 12, 2015
(Metro)
 
 
 
Man arranges boob job for girlfriend's birthday. Her reaction is just what you'd expect
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(184)
 
(Some Food Nut)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: What are your favorite ingredients when creating sushi for friends and family? Learn how with just a click to the left.. and then share all the astounding goodness to the right
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(114)
 


Wed March 11, 2015
(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
To all the ladies and gentlemen who are NASCAR enthusiasts, I humbly present to you the CARBuretor Crunch, a deep-friend peanut butter and jelly sandwich topped with bacon crumbles, a caramel drizzle and sliced bananas
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(45)
 


Tue March 10, 2015
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Scary: Pit bull attacks man. Awesome: Who was beating his girlfriend
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(92)
 
(KPHO Phoenix)
 
 
 
You're 21-years-old. You're a minor league baseball player with the Cincinnati Reds. Don't screw it all up by getting drunk, walking out on your bar tab, and then throwing a rock at your girlfriend
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(32)
 
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Despite what your friends tell you, sucking on a copper penny won't affect the outcome of a breathalyzer test
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(24)
 


Sun March 08, 2015
(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this friendly wink
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(21)
 


Sat March 07, 2015
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Lost in a world of darkness and despair, with Thomas the Tank and friends
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(19)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
High school is a great place to meet new people and make life-long friends, especially true when one of those friends turns out to be your older sister who was kidnapped from the maternity ward upon her birth 17 years ago
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(32)
 


Fri March 06, 2015
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I'm a tall drink of water, well-respected by colleagues and friends. I've dated lots of men, and everyone is used to me with a certain type. Now, however, I'm dating a much shorter man. Should I warn everyone?"
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(138)
 


Thu March 05, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
DC Fox affiliate's perky blonde gun advocate/reporter may have exaggerated a *teeny-tiny* bit when she talked about fending off a home invader and 15 of his druggy, thuggy friends while unarmed
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(153)
 


Wed March 04, 2015
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Don't you hate it when you meet your girlfriend in a McDonald's parking lot and her police officer husband shows up and beats you up?
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(115)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"Why do men with girlfriends look at other women?" Wait, is this a trick question?
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(159)
 
(WTFark)
 
 
 
Talking dakimakura, which is Japanese for fake pillow girlfriend who giggles, squeals, and talks, which is more than you can say for your fake girlfriend from Niagara Falls
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(72)
 


Tue March 03, 2015
(Free Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this friendly little robot
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(17)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Science proves that when you drink with your friends, you drink more, although everyone agrees more research needs to be done
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(41)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Remember the man who put up flyers in NYC looking for a girlfriend? His finally tally: 40,000 swings. 118 extra base hits
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(20)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
John Philbin, known only for his role in Point Break, arrested for waving his gun at his girlfriend during a domestic dispute
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(13)
 


Mon March 02, 2015
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
If you tell your girlfriend in confidentiality that you shot and killed a neighbor and she goes and informs the police, the two of you probably weren't meant to be
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(17)
 


Sun March 01, 2015
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Microsoft unveils two new Windows phones on Monday, so send us photos of you and your friends camped outside a Best Buy this weekend
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(93)
 
(KWWL Waterloo)
 
 
 
14-year-old girl dies after boyfriend put gun to her head and pulled the trigger. That's the joke
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(204)
 


Sat February 28, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
If you give a tiger a partner, he'll fall in love. If his partner dies, he'll get depressed. If your tiger gets depressed, give him some mice to eat. If he makes friends with the mice instead, give the mice some muffins, I guess
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(17)
 
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Woman sends $1.4 million to her Italian online boyfriend who is currently jailed in Africa after being falsely accused of money laundering. "I am 95 percent certain that Chris is telling me the truth, that this is all legit"
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(99)
 


Fri February 27, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Conservatives weary of Jeb for being a "gay-friendly republican". Look, with a name like Jeb, you were gonna get either a gay-friendly Republican or the redneckiest of rednecks to ever redneck
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(73)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Planning your boyfriend's birthday party can be stressful, but don't try to get out of it by scratching the inside your gums so you leave a trail of blood out the door making your boyfriend think you've been abducted
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(14)
 


Thu February 26, 2015
(Time)
 
 
 
Facebook to offer counselling and advice to suspected suicidal users. Notably absent advice? Get off Facebook and get some real friends
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(37)
 


Wed February 25, 2015
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
28-year-old man assaults his 92-year-old girlfriend. No, not in Florida
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(52)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Do you get irritated about your friend's droning voice, or how your brother smacks his lips when he talks, or that constant thud of the neighbor's music? There's a name for that condition, probably soon to be followed by a drug for it
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(109)
 


Mon February 23, 2015
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
The hidden promise of 'fake boyfriend apps' which allow a shy girl to find romance in the palm of her hand. Guys, of course, already know all about this
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(43)
 


Sat February 21, 2015
(TASS News Russia)
 
 
 
Photoshop this friendly offering
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(15)
 
(Pendle Today)
 
 
 
Boozed up while pregnant, beating your boyfriend with a paper towel holder, biting and threatening him with a 12" knife, because his gay friend jokingly sent him WIE, is no way to go through life young lady
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(39)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
You'd think it would be pleasant to wake up because your girlfriend has taken your penis into her mouth. You'd think
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(69)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Now that marijuana is days away from being legal in Alaska, does that mean it's cool to take your weed with you on plane flights? Just asking for a friend
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(17)
 


Fri February 20, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman whose only friends were ferrets defies school bullies to launch successful modelling career, now wants to be a Victoria's Secret angel: "The ferrets wouldn't judge me and were always there for me when I had a bad day" (w/pics)
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(140)
 


Thu February 19, 2015
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
A mother and her boyfriend take their 3-year-old daughter with them to a liquor store they plan on robbing. The man shoots himself in the leg, and he and the woman leave, trying to hide evidence. They forgot the kid, of course
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(39)
 


Wed February 18, 2015
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Your boyfriend body pillow has to be at the gym in 26 minutes
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(28)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Dear Prudence: At our wedding, we had a beautiful matte photo of us with plenty of white space for people to sign as a guest book. The goal was to hang it in our home. But one of my husband's friends drew a penis on it. What should I do?
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(245)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Indianapolis Colts fire Trent Richardson for audaciously presuming they would be okay with him rushing his girlfriend to the hospital after she went into premature labor
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(67)
 


Tue February 17, 2015
(Evening Gazette (UK))
 
 
 
Angle grinders are no match for modern safes. Not only did this halfwit spend 30 minutes finding that out, he also called a friend to try and figure out why his perfect crime wasn't working
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(52)
 
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Vivica A. Fox admits that ex-boyfriend 50 Cent was the love of her life. Apparently she fell for him when he was just a young buck
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(66)
 
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Kurt Busch ordered to stay away from ex-girlfriend. As long as she's at the front of the pack, he won't violate the restraining order
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(33)
 


Mon February 16, 2015
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Want to convince your friends that you have a (fake) boyfriend? Of course there's an app for that
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(28)
 


Sun February 15, 2015
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Well step aside my friend / I been doing it for years / I say, sit on down, open your eyes / And open up your ears / Say, put a bag of Horse in your butt / Put 9 more in your butt / Put a baggie of talk in your butt / Put 49 rocks in your butt
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(36)
 
(KTVB Boise)
 
 
 
Boise woman tries to beat the bajesus into Jewish friend
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(111)
 


Fri February 13, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Romantic man proposes to his girlfriend with the help of her favorite animal, an elephant. He must be a keeper
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(38)
 


Thu February 12, 2015
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
The world's worst cities for petty theft may not be the places you would expect. Keep your friends close and wallet closer
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(24)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Alabama judge Roy Moore: Hey, I don't hate the icky icky gays. I have plenty of gay friends I just don't like them enough to see them happy, that's all
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Wed February 11, 2015
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Asbestos, my friend, is blowin' in the wind. Asbestos is blowin' in the wind
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(19)
 


Tue February 10, 2015
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Brands are not your friends. McDonald's will not help you move. Coca-Cola's feelings are not actually being hurt by twitter pranksters. Apple isn't going to sleep with you if you spend all night raving about the iPhone 6 on the Geek tab
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(201)
 


Mon February 09, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The boyfriend of the waitress with the full beer tray that Brooklyn Net's Center Mason Plumlee plowed over during the game thinks Plumlee was rude for not apologizing to her "but he played at Duke, so what do you expect?
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(59)
 
(WorldWide Weird News)
 
 
 
Woman admits to boyfriend that she engaged in sex acts with her dog. Your dog wants none of this
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(147)
 


Sun February 08, 2015
(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Protip: If you're going to shoot another teenager to death, don't take a selfie with the body and send it to a friend
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(91)
 


Sat February 07, 2015
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Brian Williams is taking a hiatus from NBC Nightly News to spend some time with Manti Te'o's girlfriend
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(265)
 


Fri February 06, 2015
(GoFundMe)
 
 
 
Friend of a TFer is in dire straits after her umpteenth hospital stay, and could use some help (DIT)
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(48)
 


Thu February 05, 2015
(ABC)
 
 
 
Detroit woman charged with murder after beating friend to death with crockpot. Police say the two were arguing politics when it uncovered a long-simmering beef
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(56)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Stray pygmy goat gets wrangled by two New Jersey police officers. "He's out back in our livestock pen and he's actually hanging out with five new chicken friends"
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(24)
 
(Optimal Human Modulation)
 
Video
 
Your friends might be cool. But they'll never be Rambo-bachelor party, car on fire, hire professional pyrotechnician, make a documentary, cool
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(17)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Sure, Jeter's girlfriend is on the SI swimsuit cover, but inside there's finally some plus-size tastiness (No nudity, but probably not safe for the average workplace)
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(61)
 
(Radio Times)
 
 
 
Here's a look at the fake social media sites TV shows use in their plots, including FriendFace, FaceUnion and BangR, the 555-1212s of websites
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(35)
 


Tue February 03, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, why CAN'T you pick your friends' nose?
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(15)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
In case you're one of the few people who still thinks Lance Armstrong has integrity, he hit a bunch of parked cars in December and convinced his girlfriend to take the blame
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(48)
 
(Austin Statesman)
 
 
 
The driver said the gun belonged to a friend. The passenger said the gun belonged to the driver. The computer said the gun belonged to the Austin Police Department
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(52)
 


Sun February 01, 2015
(LA Times)
 
 
 
California Attorney General told to back off murder for-hire case or names would be named, and "it won't be pretty." Warning came from: a) Friends of the defendant, b) Organized criminals, or c) The Judges of the 9th Circuit Court
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(42)
 


Fri January 30, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Putin totally considers all bidders and awards $3 billion Crimea-Russia bridge contract to childhood friend and judo partner
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(88)
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Four middle school students facing charges for throwing a "sex party" for their friends
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(95)
 


Thu January 29, 2015
(Metro)
 
 
 
You've failed your written driver's test 15 times. Do you A) give up, B) find yourself a tutor, or C) ask a friend to take it for you, who also fails it and is then arrested for impersonating you
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(46)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Woman invites her boyfriend to a birthday party for her daughter at Chuck E. Cheese but demands he bring his gun, because she wanted him to shoot her daughter's father. Showbiz Pizza never had these kinds of trashy problems
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(88)
 


Wed January 28, 2015
(Goal)
 
 
 
This is your USA vs. Chile soccer friendly match thread. Game starts at 6pm EST
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(68)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
When you have so few friends that you're reduced to inviting North Korea to the party it may be time to reflect on your life choices Mr. Putin
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(25)
 
(Photobucket)
 
 
 
Farker's dog has cancer and will be crossing the rainbow bridge soon. Please Photoshop him so I can say goodbye with a smile
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(133)
 


Tue January 27, 2015
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Do you have a friend who insists that you remove your shoes before entering his house? Well, he knows something you don't
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(252)
 


Mon January 26, 2015
(Time)
 
 
 
If you were waiting for Rowlf to sing Biz Markie's "You Got What I Need (But You Say He's Just A Friend)" to Miss Piggy, today is your lucky day
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(11)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Nerd shows his girlfriend his He-Man collection. It goes very wrong
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(71)
 
(Lincolnshire Echo)
 
 
 
Shoplifter who stole air fresheners, deodorant and cheese for Christmas presents for friends given suspended sentence, told to use it making cleaner friends
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(20)
 


Sun January 25, 2015
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Barbershop quartet keeps the skies friendly during flight delay
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(8)
 


Sat January 24, 2015
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Scientists upload a worm's mind into a Lego robot. Hell I did that with my best friend's Legos in the school sandbox back in 1983 and no one wrote anything about me
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(32)
 


Fri January 23, 2015
(CNN)
 
 
 
"Essentially, this papyrus is the scholarly equivalent of 'my girlfriend who lives in Canada.'"
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(65)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
A look at how parents allowed children's birthday parties to turn from simple pizza and cake gatherings with friends to some sort of extravagant high-society event that seems more like a wedding reception
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(106)
 
(KPHO Phoenix)
 
 
 
No matter how much you want to impress your Facebook friends, don't post a picture of you with your Super Bowl credentials on Facebook
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(54)
 


Thu January 22, 2015
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Here's the perfect t-shirt to wear on a Wednesday at 3:32 PM, though you should never try to say your friend is wearing it instead
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(51)
 
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Japanese unimpressed by aquarium that offers marriage proposals from divers in the tank holding up cards - "What a lame boyfriend"
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(21)
 


Wed January 21, 2015
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Democrats target "corporate deserters," still can't understand why they're perceived as unfriendly to business
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(231)
 


Sun January 18, 2015
(MSN)
 
 
 
Palestinians continue their epic quest to make friends around the world this time by throwing rocks and eggs at Canada's foreign minister
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(75)
 
(Plymouth Herald)
 
 
 
If your son's five-year-old friend doesn't turn up to his birthday party should you C) Serve the friend with an invoice and threaten court action in case of non-payment
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(158)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
As if growing old didn't already suck, retirement homes are filled with Mean Girls
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(114)
 


Sat January 17, 2015
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
I want to be a journalist so I can write headlines like this one: "Detroit-area high school student's Twitter challenge wins him prom date with ex-U of M basketball player's girlfriend"
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(31)
 
(Variety)
 
 
 
Breathe easy, my friends: BBC content will remain on Netflix after the two renew their deal
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(13)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Another one of those facts of life that needs repeating- no matter where you purchase it, a "protective" vest is not a "bulletproof" vest, so there's no need for you and your best friend to investigate it any further
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(88)
 


Fri January 16, 2015
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Obama administration mends relations with France by sending noted diplomat James Taylor to sing "You've Got a Friend" at them. Wait... what?
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(24)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Mount Holyoke college students refuse to perform The Vagina Monologues because it isn't transgender friendly. I think political correctness is starting to consume itself
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(156)
 


Thu January 15, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Guy plotting to blow up Congress was a momma's boy who lived in his parents' basement and considered his cat to be his best friend. No, I don't know what his Fark handle is yet
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(103)
 


Wed January 14, 2015
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
NASCAR driver Kurt Busch claims his ex-girlfriend is a trained assassin
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(57)
 


Tue January 13, 2015
(CBC)
 
 
 
Young designer is holding pins in his mouth, while getting things ready for his big fashion show. Friend cracks a joke. What could possibly go wrong?
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(42)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Friends and Family say a Va couple who died in a murder-suicide seemed to be "the perfect couple" and there was no hint of any violence or trouble-you know other than his drinking, bragging about his all his guns, -oh, and his obsessive jealousy
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(27)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Scientists: Your computer knows you better than your family, friends or spouse will ever know you. It has all your secrets
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(74)
 


Sun January 11, 2015
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Having experience in jungle survival, possessing martial arts proficiency, being a wine and food aficionado. James Bond? Nope. Bear Grylls? Nah. Your friendly flight attendant? Bingo
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(26)
 


Sat January 10, 2015
(Metro)
 
 
 
Someone has WAY too much time on their hands ... and no friends
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(32)
 


Fri January 09, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Stuff you don't want to hear when the phone rings: 1. "This is the IRS." 2. "This is your husband's girlfriend." 3. "This is the funeral home. Someone just drove off with the hearse carrying your son's body"
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(32)
 


Thu January 08, 2015
(AL.com)
 
 
 
"The chairwoman of the Alabama Democratic Party, Nancy Worley, sent a letter to friends and Democrats all over the state describing, among other things, how she got stuck on the toilet and couldn't get up"
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Wed January 07, 2015
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
If you thought your last boyfriend was a jerk, at least he didn't pimp you out on Craigslist to pregnancy fetishists
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(64)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Girl has locks of luck after waitress friend saves her by grabbing her hair on her death plunge from bridge
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(50)
 


Tue January 06, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
That South Carolina man who savagely beat his uncle after he found the man sexually assaulting his girlfriend? He won't be charged with a crime
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(129)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Store offers all the frozen yogurt that will fit in a cup for $5, college girls say "Challenge accepted"
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(124)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Coffee jargon 101 (or how to impress your snobby java loving friends)
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(27)
 


Mon January 05, 2015
(YouTube)
 
 
 
This is my friend's YouTube channel for her pole dancing. It's SFW and athletically impressive, so you should all go there, watch a few of the videos and like them
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(227)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
A man has been arrested after hitting his pregnant girlfriend in the face and chest with a steak. With a helpful picture of what a steak might look like
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(49)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
After years of nagging by colleagues and friends, DC-area Farker is ready to finally get off his lazy ass and take up some hobbies (preferably not involving a ton of physical activity due to personal mobility issues). Any suggestions?
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(44)
 


Fri January 02, 2015
(Gawker)
 
 
 
"Guy Trashes 'Spiritual' Girlfriend's Car After Granny Dildo Sex Prophecy." This is exactly why we have a Florida tag, folks
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(89)
 
(Wave3 Louisville)
 
 
 
Cops bust into extended stay hotel room to stop knife-wielding shirtless man strangling girlfriend. Come for the "Told You I Was Hardcore" mugshot, stay for comments from probable relatives below
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(82)
 


Thu January 01, 2015
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Apparently thinking it's still the 1950s, the hosts of Fox & Friends started the New Year by telling women that they should "cater" to their man by stroking his ego, cooking him meals, and massaging his feet
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(323)
 


Mon December 29, 2014
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Friends don't let friends walk drunk
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(27)
 


Sun December 28, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Good: Friend that you haven't seen since basic training during the Vietnam War turns out to be your neighbor of 18 years. Ehh: You find out when your wife and the guy started trading emails about birds
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(25)
 


Sat December 27, 2014
(France 24)
 
 
 
Is it right for gossip magazine to out far-right politician for having gay boyfriend? Is it right for government to fine gossip magazine for outing him?
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(58)
 


Wed December 24, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The moral of this story is don't pretend to be the best friend of someone who just got shot... and never fark with Anonymous
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(115)
 


Tue December 23, 2014
(Plymouth Herald)
 
 
 
The old Christmas stories are the best; like the one where two friends have a fight, one bites the other, and the bruise looks like the face of Jesus
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(15)
 
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Man "accidentally" sells his girlfriend's cat before he moves in with her
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(52)
 


Mon December 22, 2014
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Dov Charney wants us to know he's sleeping on friends' couches and down to his last $100K, one week after he was fired from American Apparel
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(62)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Man sends joke text to friend on jury duty at rape trial. Ha ha ha ha *CLANG*
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(63)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Bungie: "Destiny is about to receive a stampeding influx of what gamers inevitably refer to as 'Christmas Noobs.' Go easy on 'em. Try not to laugh too hard when they lodge their first, adorable complaint about our old friend Rahool"
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(104)
 
(Female First)
 
 
 
Research finds most couples have to wait until the age of 37 before they are able to - and can afford to - host Christmas dinners for family and friends
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(5)
 


Sun December 21, 2014
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Idiot found guilty of being one after calling emergency 999 number to report his friend had been shot in the chest and was dying. His "friend" in this case being a character in the GTA V game he was playing
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(62)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Massachusetts Senate President's 27 year old boyfriend keeps boasting about how much influence he has over state government, so his employer exiles him to a place more accustomed to embarrassing public spectacles
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(36)
 

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