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183 headlines found matching 'friend'
Sat February 06, 2016
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Russian lawyer brands unlikely friendship of goat and tiger as ....*shakes magic 8 ball*.... gay propaganda
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(38)
 


Thu February 04, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Bigamist caught after he failed to make a new Facebook account and posted photos from his latest wedding
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(41)
 


Wed February 03, 2016
(PEN International)
 
 
 
Our friends the Saudis can indeed be compassionate, and have reduced the death sentence for a dangerous poet to a mere 8 years and 800 lashes
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(323)
 


Tue February 02, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: For quite some time, my best friend has joked that she and I should leave our husbands, run away together, and just spend the rest of our lives together. As a couple. I think she's in love with me. What should I do?"
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(160)
 


Mon February 01, 2016
(Competitor.com)
 
 
 
19-year-old female is caught cheating with a vibrating apparatus
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(66)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
So my girlfriend asked why I carried a handgun in the kitchen. I told her "In case of government spies." She laughed. I laughed. The toaster laughed. I shot the toaster. It was a good morning
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(154)
 


Sun January 31, 2016
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
After welcoming their second child, married couple have friends over for a little placenta nosh
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(84)
 


Sat January 30, 2016
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Johnny Manziel under investigation for altercation with ex-girlfriend. Authorities take the allegations seriously, though they find it hard to believe a Cleveland Brown could beat anyone
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(48)
 
(Gates Notes)
 
 
 
Bill Gates: "Thirty years ago I went on vacation and fell for Richard Feynman"
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(55)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
California's most wanted prison escapee walks into friends' business, has them call police, and goes outside to smoke for 20 minutes waiting to be arrested
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(71)
 
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
How much money do porn stars really make? I'm asking for a friend
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(180)
 


Fri January 29, 2016
(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Cardboard Home Cinema - for the cheap movie goer in all of us
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(35)
 


Thu January 28, 2016
(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
Pizza joint owner told to hold his pepperoni
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(28)
 
(Lightly Buzzed)
 
 
 
Not news: Kanye West being a self-absorbed blowhard and publicly throwing a former friend under the bus. Fark: it all happened because Kanye hasn't brushed up on his weedology
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(66)
 
(WBUR Boston)
 
 
 
Worst hair in politics dies unexpectedly
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(38)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Tidiness expert says that people have three times more stuff than they need. Especially when it comes to debt, friends, time on their hands
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(61)
 


Tue January 26, 2016
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Why D.C. hates Ted Cruz OR the one time Ted Cruz stabbed perhaps his only friend in the Senate in the back
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(100)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Elon Musk: Cheap oil prices will hurt eco-friendly automobile industry the hardest
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(67)
 
(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Wild patent troll spotted in Equestria. Princess Celestia orders condition DEFPON-3. Royal Guard on war hoofing, Luna and Twilight preparing to activate 'Lunar Friendship Cannon'
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(93)
 


Mon January 25, 2016
(WorldNetDaily)
 
 
 
New study says that Facebook friends are almost all entirely fake. Who says social media isn't like real life?
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(50)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Once again, for the 200th time, when pointing a gun at your friend's head, make sure the chamber is empty BEFORE pulling the trigger, not AFTER
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(104)
 


Sun January 24, 2016
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Woman sues Kohl's after receiving thousands of robocalls meant for her ex-boyfriend
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(58)
 


Sat January 23, 2016
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Vietnam vet sues Navy for Purple Heart that was denied because he couldn't prove he wasn't hit by "friendly fire"
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(73)
 


Thu January 21, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"Why cats knead you." Because they're making sure we're tender before dinner. Duh
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(74)
 
(11 Alive)
 
 
 
Student suspended for ignoring another student having an asthma attack. No, wait, student suspended for BRINGING another student having an asthma attack down to the school nurse
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(178)
 
(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
Teen arrested for playing bumper cars in parking lot. With girlfriend's dad's car. Expected to seek asylum in Mexico
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(52)
 


Wed January 20, 2016
(Canoe)
 
 
 
'Barbie Bandit' ringleader of home invasion gang arrested. Killer Ken still at large
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(55)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Survivor talks about the horror at a Starbucks. And something about a terrorist attack
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(7)
 


Tue January 19, 2016
(AOL)
 
 
 
The 25 most bro-tastic bro-friendly colleges where you and your brohems can get your bro on. Bro
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(79)
 
(Hindustan Times)
 
 
 
If you are going to kill your boyfriend, don't brag about it on Facebook
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(103)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Ever wanted to see that big football game so badly that you leave your three young kids in your freezing car as you go inside your friend's warm house to watch it?
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(81)
 


Mon January 18, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Having crappy tattoos inked around your junk isn't normal - but on alcohol it is
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(86)
 
(Fansided)
 
 
 
Hello friends ... pfffffffffttttttttt
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(26)
 


Sat January 16, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
You and your friend are arguing about who gets to run a right-wing, militia-based Facebook page. Do you: C) shoot your friend? (Hint: This is in Texas)
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(111)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Wellness is mandatory. Are you feeling well, worker? Insufficient wellness will be punished by termination of insurance. Trust the Insurer. The Insurer is your friend
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(192)
 


Fri January 15, 2016
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Jennifer Aniston says her schedule is far too busy for her to be a part of the 'Friends' reunion. What? Matthew Perry said it? Are you sure?
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(113)
 
(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
How to deal with that one annoying guy at the office who always loves to rub it in when you don't win the lottery. "I wonder where I'm going for lunch today with all the money I saved by not throwing it away on the lottery"
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(117)
 


Thu January 14, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Guys are there times when you don't.......you know........feel fresh.........uh down....there? Well now there's Nadkins for that all day feeling of sunshine
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(106)
 
(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
Drunk, off-duty police officer calls a party-goer "an ISIS," pulls a gun on him, and asks him what the capital of Thailand is; doesn't even give the guy time to respond
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(107)
 


Wed January 13, 2016
(Kiss107)
 
 
 
Ex-member of manufactured boy-band is finding out their friendship was also manufactured
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(50)
 
(Adelaide Now)
 
 
 
Oh look, a car with an engine fire. Wait, is that a new Maserati?
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(83)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Having a tattoo of a vacuum cleaner on your crotch really sucks (not safe for workish)
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(52)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Remember: Tomorrow, if you learn that your Powerball numbers hit, take a moment to make sure you're holding the correct day's ticket before you walk away from your desk and tell your boss to shove it
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(86)
 


Tue January 12, 2016
(Co.Exist)
 
 
 
We needed a federal law to ensure that kids can walk to school without fear of their parents being preyed upon by Won't Somebody Think Of The Children? pearl-clutchers and their friends in your local police and CPS departments
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(82)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
If you're a window washer and are asked which two words you really don't want to hear - "scaffolding dangling" would be at the top of the list
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(20)
 
(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
After getting called a fattie and dumped by her boyfriend, girl sends her ex a bar of soap made from her own fat. Revenge is cleanly hers
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(87)
 


Fri January 08, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
What's that, Lassie? Your friend slid down an embankment and is stuck in some overgrowth? Well lead the way
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(41)
 


Thu January 07, 2016
(News 96.5 Florida)
 
 
 
Man hiding money from his wife in a blanket gets karma in the form of a hungry dog
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(16)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
It's good to be a bailbondsman when your dumbass client has a lottery winner girlfriend, and bail gets doubled each time he uses your services
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(59)
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
What happens when you remix The Wizard of Oz word by word in alphabetical order? You get this man's exhaustive work which is quite delightful
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(53)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Amy Winehouse's mother suggests her daughter had Tourette's Syndrome and not heroin addict syndrome
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(27)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
The ultimate nightmare occurred when this woman was beaten in her sleep by her online "friend," with a mugshot of what an online "friend" may look like
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(34)
 


Tue January 05, 2016
(The Verge)
 
 
 
LastPass adds a password recovery feature that allows no one to retrieve your passwords
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(17)
 
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
DO call 911 for help getting criminals off the streets. DO NOT call 911 for help getting your girlfriend into bed
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(26)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
You know who else liked to claim gold on other people's land was his?
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(40)
 
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Researchers find that social networks are as important to health as exercise and diet. So if you're friendless and alone, you're more likely to die friendless and alone that much sooner
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(97)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
It's like Tinder for babysitters
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(43)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Proposed bill would require students in Utah to be proficient in guns
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(186)
 


Mon January 04, 2016
(Jezebel)
 
Video
 
Screw Pizza Rat, Rat Rat is the rat New York deserves
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(18)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Turns out attractive people really do get better seats in restaurants than you do: "Good looking customers attract more people and make you more cash, so you sit them where they can be seen"
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(38)
 


Sat January 02, 2016
(KIRO TV)
 
 
 
Protip: If you and your five friends are going to steal a car, DO NOT crash it into a police cruiser
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(24)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Telling your boss you need to go on military duty but instead taking your girlfriend to Hawaii for vacation will probably get you into a wee bit of trouble
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(45)
 


Fri January 01, 2016
(BBC)
 
 
 
Pub crawl team has travelled nearly 300,000 miles and one member has consumed 43,000 pints, all because beer is their friend
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(25)
 


Wed December 30, 2015
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Sad: Rapist attacks woman. Sick: Forces her to call her boyfriend so he can listen. Hero: Instead, she dials 911 and the dispatcher plays along while sending the cops
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(169)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Extremist arrested in Texas Mosque arson
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(171)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"I ordered the most that I thought I could eat, thinking it would discourage him. The funny thing was, I had a good time. Of course, that was back when I was a crazy teenager"
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(95)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
With a bathing suit like that 38-year-old Robin Thicke's 20-year-old girlfriend will have some blurred tan lines
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(120)
 
(Snopes)
 
 
 
Top 25 urban legends of 2015. How many of these did you swallow whole and share with your friends and co-workers?
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(155)
 


Tue December 29, 2015
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Country singer missing, friend perishes in hunting trip. Hopefully the pickup truck still works and the dog hasn't up and died
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(88)
 
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
You know your friends are worthless if they leave you passed out in the driver's seat of your car with your foot on the pedal so the wheels spin until the tires melt down to the rims
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(58)
 


Mon December 28, 2015
(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Woman points rifle at boyfriend over Facebook post. "It's cool, though" she told the police, "we point rifles at each other all the time"
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(49)
 


Sat December 26, 2015
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Hotel's gingerbread house is 19 feet tall, features a working fireplace, seats Hansel, Gretel, and 4 friends for dinner
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(11)
 
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Everything you ever wanted to know about Boxing Day but were too embarrassed to ask your Canadian friends
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(54)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Cool: While your company was giving out turkeys for Christmas, Diddy was handing out $1,000,000 bonuses to employees. Mega cool: And at least one of them is donating it all to charity
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(44)
 


Fri December 25, 2015
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Merry Christmas to our friends in the Great White North: "The Sweater" by Roch Carrier
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(8)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
One of the vampires from the film The Lost Boys dies. No, not that one, the other one. No not him, the other one. NO, THE GUY WITH NO LINES
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(21)
 


Thu December 24, 2015
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Here are some famous Coca Cola myths debunked. No, New Coke wasn't planned to switch to High Fructose Corn Syrup, that started in the early-80s
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(17)
 


Wed December 23, 2015
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
This incredibly loud and obnoxious gas-powered pencil sharpener is rather pointless, but also awesome
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(15)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Someone with far too much time on his or her hands determined the characters on Friends had sex with 120 total people, and they even ranked them in order of most to least partners
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(38)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Selfie etiquette means knowing the right time to take a picture. How about right after you say "hold my beer" or "I wonder what this thing does"
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(30)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Ever wonder what happens when you throw hot tea in the air at minus 40 degrees? You go full cool punk
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(25)
 


Tue December 22, 2015
(Missoulian)
 
 
 
Star Wars fan enraged by friend posting spoilers online threatens to shoot first
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(80)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Patron leaves a bad review on Yelp of a bowling alley. Manager responds with classic counter-point which contains the rest of the story
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(84)
 


Mon December 21, 2015
(WHSV Harrisonburg)
 
 
 
Man runs out of marijuana rolling papers while in his truck. Since this is fark, he calls 911
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(47)
 


Fri December 18, 2015
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Prince Ali Ababwa. He ain't never had a friend like the GOP
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(80)
 


Thu December 17, 2015
(The Stack)
 
 
 
IBM is going to make a blockchain ledger system for JP Morgan and friends. But it thanks Bitcoin for its interest, and wishes it well in its career
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(7)
 
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Facing internet backlash, Philips reverses decision to lock out competitors' smart bulbs. Hue submitted this with a better headline
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(33)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
700 unreleased Thin Lizzy songs discovered. Unfortunately, 523 of them are just alternate takes of 'Whiskey in the Jar'
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(35)
 
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
We can put a man on the moon but we can't better engineer one of those kid-friendly shopping carts that look like a sports car, fire truck, or space shuttle
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(99)
 
(Portland Tribune)
 
 
 
By George, I think we've found paint-huffer guy a girlfriend
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(91)
 


Tue December 15, 2015
(Houston Press)
 
 
 
If you want to impress your girlfriend and make an entire city hate you, propose to her in the middle of the freeway
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(99)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
No, they haven't suddenly become best friends, but Holly Holm stands to become a whole lot richer. And she'll have Ronda Rousey to thank for the early Christmas present
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(29)
 


Mon December 14, 2015
(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
Woman: Wait, I send around explicit photos of my boyfriend cheating on me and suddenly I'M the sex offender?
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(132)
 


Sat December 12, 2015
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Here's the perfect holiday guide to the most annoying songs to play that will irritate your friends but guarantee as a sadist you'll be SIMPLY HAVING A WONDERFUL CHRISTMASTIME
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(37)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"I haven't had a single drop of alcohol or coffee in 15 months. A couple of my friends on Facebook & Twitter asked me to write about my experience, so here it is, in a nutshell: I save $1000 every month"
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(241)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
"Happy 100th birthday to the Chairman of the Board" - from your friends Sammy and Dean
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(38)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Triceratops, meet your country cousin. It comes from China, eats plants, stands on its hind legs and is about the size of a spaniel. Your friend T-Rex would love to invite it over for dinner
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(13)
 


Wed December 09, 2015
(Gawker)
 
 
 
OMG Trump has Muslim friends
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(118)
 


Tue December 08, 2015
(RTE Ireland)
 
 
 
Today's collection is in aid of our masked friend with the shotgun, Praise the Lord
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(39)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Lost planes. My three absolutely adorable planes have been missing since 7 December. Two are white, the third is off-white. All super friendly. Reward offered. Contact 579 2323 000
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(115)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
I know, let's dress up our black friend in an orange jail jumpsuit and have him run around in a busy urban area. What could possibly go wr-- Oh, okay, now I see how police might not find that so funny
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(24)
 


Mon December 07, 2015
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Elizabeth Warren: "Secretary Clinton is right" Bernie Sanders: I thought we were friends?
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(87)
 
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Not content with your name, internet history, family and friend connections, location, buying habits, driving habits, mother's maiden name, photo history and banking details, Google now wants your blood, too
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(28)
 


Sat December 05, 2015
(The Ledger)
 
 
 
One out of four caregivers for the elderly are between the ages of 18 and 34. Of course, those numbers are suspect, since they include all the current girlfriends of Hugh Hefner
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(13)
 


Fri December 04, 2015
(NewsTimes)
 
 
 
CT man successfully gets his girlfriend's attention. And his employer's. And the police's
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(40)
 


Thu December 03, 2015
(MassLive)
 
 
 
Man dumps girlfriend of 15 years and starts seeing their roommate. Raise your hand if you think this story ends well. No, not the hand with the knife
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(161)
 


Wed December 02, 2015
(Page Six)
 
 
 
According to friends, Courteney Cox and fiancé have split
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(40)
 


Tue December 01, 2015
(Time)
 
 
 
The best way to advance your career? Make friends with successful people
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(31)
 
(KGUN 9 Tucson)
 
 
 
What kind of dumbass would pick up his girlfriend from jail in a stolen truck? One who lives in Tempe apparently
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(31)
 


Mon November 30, 2015
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
The latest Cyber Monday deal is a South Dakota ghost town, the perfect Christmas gift for that hard-to-shop for friend
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(28)
 


Fri November 27, 2015
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Two Connecticut moms are breast of friends, feed each other's children
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(95)
 


Thu November 26, 2015
(About.com)
 
 
 
It's Thanksgiving, the day for hysterical cooking mishaps, family grudges, and even loneliness if you're far from friends or family. Pop on in and share your best stories
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(112)
 
(Daily Edge (Ireland))
 
 
 
You know a match is made in heaven when your girlfriend is a match for a kidney donation
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(18)
 


Wed November 25, 2015
(The Irish Times)
 
 
 
Drank a little too much last night and don't want to go to work? DO NOT pay a friend to call in an ISIS bomb threat
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(37)
 
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Genius has his friends film him throwing himself onto police cruiser, then posts the video online. What could possibly go wrong?
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(44)
 
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Golden Girls panties: for when you want your girlfriend to be hot like Bea
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(33)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Woman moving out of her boyfriend's apartment decides to shoot him one last time
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(17)
 


Tue November 24, 2015
(WTOP)
 
 
 
If you live in the Atlanta area, you better head to a farm or befriend a crossbow-wielding redneck
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(64)
 


Mon November 23, 2015
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Ben Carson says he saw the video of American Muslims celebrating the fall of the World Trade Center towers along with Manti Te'o's girlfriend
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(318)
 


Sat November 21, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Woman who stabbed her pregnant friend to death and then cut the baby from her womb, says it was in self defense
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(36)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
"This festival is about students celebrating their last year of school with their friends and we are here to make that as safe as possible without illicit drugs and with a visible police presence"
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(29)
 
(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Applejack's old friend has become a huge pop star with a shady manager, and AJ is worried she will soon find her friend dead on a toilet thanks to the Colonel's evil machinations in My Little Pony: The Mane Attraction, 11:30 AM on Discovery Family
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(211)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
It's really a game of cat and mouse between these two friends
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(17)
 


Fri November 20, 2015
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
That $500,000 in cash stashed in my luggage? I'm just holding it for a friend
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(20)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Carson Palmer did a pelvic thrust, but only because he saw his friends excited in the stands
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(24)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
To all men - Want to lose weight? Only eat out with male friends, not your wife or girlfriend. Apparently extra calories do not impress
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(24)
 


Thu November 19, 2015
(Gawker)
 
 
 
ISIS responds to Anonymous' threats. Calls them idiots. Unfriends them on Facebook
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(124)
 


Wed November 18, 2015
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Eleven-year-old girl saves family from carbon monoxide poisoning, allowed to have whatever she wants for Christmas
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(29)
 


Tue November 17, 2015
(USA Today)
 
 
 
We put the man in the ground, had some beer on ice, and all his rowdy friends are comin' over tonight
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(11)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
The Elmhurst Police Department could use some help with their Photoshop technique
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(44)
 


Mon November 16, 2015
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
"None of us wants to help these bastards"
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(21)
 


Sun November 15, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
My addiction to pornography cost me my job, my friends and my finances... claims woman
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(150)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
That awkward moment when the murder victim at the crime scene you're photographing turns out to be your estranged boyfriend and father of your child
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(53)
 


Fri November 13, 2015
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Too afraid of a face-to face breakup? For $10, a new web site will dump your girlfriend for you
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(43)
 


Thu November 12, 2015
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Carson: Anyone who commits Medicare fraud should serve 10 years in jail. Unless they're a friend of his
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(142)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
I served with a rooster. I knew that rooster. That rooster was a friend of mine. Senator, you're no rooster
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(49)
 
(Page Six)
 
 
 
"Five Things to Know About Giada De Laurentiis' New Boyfriend" - #1: He's still married. Oops
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(72)
 


Wed November 11, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Vivica A. Fox implies that ex-boyfriend 50 Cent should be renamed "Three Dollar Bill"
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(54)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Remember: Facebook is not running a lottery where the winner gets $600,000 for accepting a stranger's friend request
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(41)
 


Mon November 09, 2015
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Ben Carson's non-violent childhood friends say old "Squints" as they used to call him was something of a local Baltimore hero, but none of them could have ever imagined his abrupt political right turn
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(121)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
There's "on a night out with friends," and then there's "had your hand chopped off while on a night out with friends"
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(30)
 


Sat November 07, 2015
(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
What About Discord? Everybody loves Discord, except for Twilight Sparkle and maybe John Luck Pickerd. But everybody else suspiciously loves Discord on My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, 11:30 AM on Discovery Family
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(173)
 
(NewsOK)
 
 
 
District Judge: "You have a lot of friends and the community seems to love you, so probation is fine." 10th District Judicial Panel: "Oh hellllllll no. You need to go to jail for a while." Tag is for the Appellate Court
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(72)
 


Fri November 06, 2015
(Fark)
 
 
 
The countdown is on. Have you said goodbye to your friends and loved ones as you prepare your vault? Have you decided to just play something else? And what's the deal with Steam sales? THIS is your Friday Fark Gaming thread
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(197)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Retired doctor builds himself a custom kayak that accommodates his two furry best friends because solo kayaking can be a lonely endeavour
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(13)
 


Thu November 05, 2015
(CNN)
 
 
 
Ben Carson's childhood friends confused at hearing about his alleged "violent upbringing," saying the squinting politician is just a big liar
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(128)
 


Wed November 04, 2015
(Comic Book Movie)
 
 
 
Tonight on Arrow, Ollie seeks the aid of an old friend with a problem of a mystical nature (CW 8ET)
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(135)
 


Tue November 03, 2015
(UPI)
 
 
 
"I and several friends have had to interrupt our lives in order to fully dedicate our lives to the production of lifelike, hideous, giant scrotum backpacks." (likely not safe for work)
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(41)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Frenchman claims his garden lion is friendly and peaceful, has no idea why everyone is screaming to get back in the car
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(39)
 
(News 10 Albany)
 
 
 
Woman who's totally marriage material arrested after faking illness so she could get an ambulance ride to go see her boyfriend, who has got to be delighted he landed such a prize
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(64)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Good: Playing guitar for your new friend. Dusty: It's a puppy hearing music for the first time
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(12)
 


Sat October 31, 2015
(Slate)
 
 
 
Europe's largest fire festival features vikings, ninjas, and men in dresses. Unknown whether the vikings told their friends about the event through Norse code
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(29)
 
(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Last week, Equestria celebrated Christmas. So, logically, this week they celebrate Halloween when Fluttershy becomes the Scare Master on My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, 11:30 AM on Discovery Family
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(160)
 
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Matt Harvey throws a curveball to his model girlfriend Ania Cywinska. She walks
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(23)
 


Fri October 30, 2015
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. Your van's GPS will tell the cops where you moved the body
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(29)
 


Thu October 29, 2015
(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
Homicide Suspect to police: I want to turn myself in for killing my girlfriend. Police: Go somewhere else
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(59)
 


Wed October 28, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"No, wait. Don't go. Come closer, we can be friends"
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(36)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Milwaukee County sheriff claims Black Lives Matter will team up with ISIS to destroy America, battle the Super Friends
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(87)
 


Tue October 27, 2015
(Fox 10 Phoenix)
 
 
 
Young lady tweets picture of her and a friend picking cotton, saying "our inner (racial slur) came out today." The company she was interning at tells her "don't come in tomorrow"
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(264)
 
(Kens 5 San Antonio)
 
 
 
We all grieve in different ways. But kidnapping your dead brother's ex-girlfriend, performing a blood ritual on her and shooting her up with heroin is a bit much
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(21)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Remember when your friend told you that he heard that it's not good to hold your pee? Yeah, well this is why you don't hold your pee...oh, and dive into a lake while drunk
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(53)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
After binge watching 'The Walking Dead' man fears his friend is turning into a zombie so he does the rational thing and beats him to death
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(75)
 


Mon October 26, 2015
(io9)
 
 
 
Last minute Halloween costume ideas. Because not everybody has the time, money or amount of friends to pull off a 12 people Smaug the dragon costume
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(34)
 


Sun October 25, 2015
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Solely putting this link about underwear up here so that my friend's blog will have over 74 hits a day for the 12th day straight. Bonus: it's about underwear
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(25)
 


Sat October 24, 2015
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Roger Goodell may suspend Johnny Manziel because he and his girlfriend were fighting in a moving car. And the fight escalated to the point where she tried to exit the vehicle. While it was moving. And the tire pressure was 2 PSI too low
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(31)
 


Fri October 23, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Chinese President Xi Jinping has been for a friendly pint in a pub with British leader David Cameron. Presumably at the Pigs Head Cock Inn
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(7)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
Video
 
This years NYC Comic Con was the best ever. Don't believe me? Well here, let my friend in the 10 foot tall Hulkbuster armor convince you otherwise
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(16)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
This is my shocked face: The facility that 'treated' Josh Duggar after he molested underage girls has been sued by five women for sexual abuse, cover up, and attempting to move their assets to rape-friendly Texas
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(71)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
In cubicle 1 we have Ben, who brought a box of assorted doughnuts to the office to share. In cubicle 2 we have Sarah, who brought a box of organic kale. Let's see who has more friends by the end of the day
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(86)
 
(Bloomberg View)
 
 
 
Sure, she looked presidential yesterday. But is it really presidential to rely on a family friend for actionable intelligence as the Secretary of State instead of, you know, the entire US government intelligence service?
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(208)
 


Thu October 22, 2015
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
If you let your ex-boyfriend crash at your home after he got out of prison, don't act all shocked when he steals your debit card to buy gifts for his crack dealer
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(23)
 
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Urban design champ whose mission it is to make roads more pedestrian friendly: Do as I say, not as I park
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(35)
 


Mon October 19, 2015
(News 96.5 Florida)
 
 
 
Abandoned kitten found with note: 'My mommy's boyfriend is mean to me'
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(170)
 


Sun October 18, 2015
(Bethesda Magazine)
 
 
 
"My friend looked at me and said, 'There was a bird on you.' She just saw my head surrounded by wings"
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(49)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Girl with rare brain disorder who wished for 100 friends not only got that, but was also the homecoming queen at her high school. Is it dusty in here or what?
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(38)
 


Fri October 16, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Female online scammer pretending to be a man gets engaged to woman then convinces her to meet and have sex while pretending to be the man's other girlfriend. Did I mention the victim also won Australia Idol? It probably doesn't matter
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(160)
 


Thu October 15, 2015
(The Local)
 
 
 
Visiting Spain? Remember, Spaniards, from young children to old people, love to swear. Behold eight of the most outrageous rude expressions to learn in Spanish. Use them wisely, my friend
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(28)
 


Wed October 14, 2015
(Comic Book Movie)
 
 
 
Tonight on Arrow, Ollie decides to help a family friend in her run for Star City's deadliest job... Mayor (8ET CW)
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(118)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
If you don't want to see a video of a samurai slicing a 100-mph baseball in half, then I'm sorry, we just can't be friends
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(84)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
And now for the latest chartbuster from our friends in Sweden: "Drippety drop, drippety drop, here comes my period (...) Hooray for periods"
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(56)
 


Sun October 11, 2015
(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
How does a Golden Retriever turn himself into a Blood Hound? By being a superhero to a furry friend
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(12)
 


Sat October 10, 2015
(Fark)
 
 
 
BackAssward passed away yesterday at 12:20 PM. He was a great friend, lover, and husband. I did want all who knew him to be aware of his death. Thank you, cowgirl toffee
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(423)
 
(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
The CMC PAC tries to influence election results and help Pipsqueak Sanders trump evil moneyed candidate Diamond Tiara in Crusaders of the Lost Mark, the fifth anniversary episode of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic at 11:30 AM on Discovery Family
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(217)
 

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