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287 headlines found matching 'friend'
Sat September 23, 2017
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Cow farts (yes, really) are a leading cause of global warming. So, instead of trying to get people to give up their burgers and steaks, scientists are trying to design a more "climate-friendly" cow
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Golden Girls return to the catwalk. Thank you for being a friend
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Fri September 22, 2017
(The Sun)
 
 
 
My boyfriend is straight, he only has Grindr installed on his phone as a way to find weed (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu September 21, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Subway surfing is all fun and games until you.....OH GOD, I CAN'T EVEN TYPE IT
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Seems "Convenient Amnesia" has taken its toll on Mike Pence as he forgets the name of the guy who got him his job in the first place. Bonus: On Fox & Friends
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Wed September 20, 2017
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
It's your shameful summer guilty pleasure, and it concludes tonight, so get your pots and pans ready, meatballs. "Big Brother" crowns a champion tonight at 8 PM, ET, CBS. Friendship
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
At the UN today, Trump gave a shout-out to his neo-colonial homies telling African nations he has "so many friends going to your countries trying to get rich." Then he got serious and discussed the health crisis in the non-existent nation of Nambia
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Tue September 19, 2017
(Wonkette)
 
Weeners
 
And thus is it time for the eternal wisdom of The Spice Girls - "If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends"
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Sat September 16, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Ever wondered what all those numbers stamped on the end of an egg carton really mean? Well wonder no more
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Fri September 15, 2017
(Cumberland Times-News)
 
 
 
Woman claims her boyfriend died by falling off a cliff while somehow managing to lose his clothes and get his throat slit on the way down before landing near spent candles and a live cat in a cage
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Steve Bannon heads back to Hollywood to finish up that Shakespearian rap musical that he really wants to get made, now that Hamilton was big. He wants his good friend, George Clooney, to be in it
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Thu September 14, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
In a move that will surely charm his base and Republican colleagues in Congress, Donald Trump and his new friends agree to protect "Dreamers"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
A question for the Oz Farkers: Is there a patron saint for wombats? -- Asking for a friend
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Tue September 12, 2017
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
New smartphone app in Japan helps lonely women find ... other women with whom to become friends, have lunch and drinks, and travel platonically as they did in their schoolgirl years. Sorry guys and lesbians, no dates and no date requests. NOT YOURS
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Two things that naturally go together: Alcohol & ax throwing. "[P]erfect for birthday parties, bachelor/bachelorette parties or just a fun night out with friends"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Am I the only one who has to tune out 9/11 coverage?
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Is it still a "warning shot" if it hits them in the leg? Asking for a friend
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Mon September 11, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Deep thoughts with Fox & Friends on 9/11: Will liberals eventually try to remove Flight 93 memorials?
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Sun September 10, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
People have problem with advertisement for lamb that makes fun of people's imaginary friends
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Sat September 09, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
The mighty Monarch is dying out west of the Rocky Mountains. Dr. Girlfriend inconsolable
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Guy gets sad because living in the Midwest isn't like living on the West Coast and people in Chicago don't want to be friends with a douche
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Fri September 08, 2017
(BBC)
 
 
 
Over 43,000 Americans have pledged to shoot bullets, lasers, and flamethrowers at Hurricane Irma. Because Murica
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Haunted by his defeat at hands of Mayweather, McGregor works on his demons with his girlfriend and child right by his side. By "demons", of course, I mean "suntan"
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Thu September 07, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
Dear Pru, my daughter is getting married and her best friend "Katie" is her maid of honor. But due to a birth defect, Katie has a noticeable limp and I don't want to see the Wedding March become the March of Dimes, if you know what I mean (2nd letter)
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Wed September 06, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Bribery 101: Charge exorbitant amounts of money for a "golf membership" so "friends" and CEOs can lobby the president in person while watching him slice another bogey
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(Fark)
 
 
 
For you French Farkers: Subby's friends are visiting Paris. What are the best places to hit for food, drink, and culture?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Longtime Farker, photographer, radio host, and friend, soosh has died
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Kid Rock, Michigan Senate Candidate wants to introduce you to his new, post-Charlottesville best friend, Jim Crow
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Tue September 05, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
This is Madonna after all. How 'embarrassing' could the pictures be?
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
It's like boooooooing on your friend's wedding day
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(The Wrap)
 
 
 
Fox & Friends losing one of its friends
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Sun September 03, 2017
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
New Michael Hutchence documentary "will make headlines all around the world" by causing millions of fans to choke up
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Sat September 02, 2017
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
White House aides reveal Trump's primary source of information is Fox News
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Fri September 01, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Putin tells Trump to pardon his good friend, Julian Assange, because he has proof that Trump didn't collude with the Russians, in a move sure to #MAGA while the predisent warms up his pardoning pen
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Wed August 30, 2017
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
"Hold my beer"
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Woman found dead with rosary beads stuffed in her mouth. Police "investigating". Meanwhile, "Earlier in the day, the woman's boyfriend was in the street naked and ranting about the devil"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
So Shutterstock tried to profit off of the "distracted boyfriend" meme
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My husband and I have been together for 16 years and thankfully we get along beautifully and are best friends. We have no kids. He thinks we should get a gun in the house; I think it's a dangerous overreaction. What do we do?"
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Tue August 29, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Remember the Panama Papers and how Putin's good friend, a cellist, was shown to be a billionaire? Yeah, that entire ordeal may be the reason we're stuck with Trump
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Dear Ellie: My ex-con boyfriend is refusing to move out. What do?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trevor Noah: You know for a guy who's not racist, Donald Trump sure has a lot of racist friends
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I am a Houston native and lesbian. The Harvey damage lead me to donate $250. My girlfriend matched but donated to the Humane Society as she didn't want her money going to Trump voters for being anti-LGBT. I am upset. Who is right?"
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Mon August 28, 2017
(Stat News)
 
 
 
Evil genius Peter Thiel and friends are funding a herpes vaccine trial in St. Kitts, a country without regulatory oversight. This is how you get Libertarian Herpes
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Guy named 'Beer' fearful that his friends Wonder Woman, Wolverine & his neighbor Captain America were injured in Hollywood shooting(@ 0:55). In other news, neither X-Men, Justice League nor The Avengers are immune to a 'beefin' gunman
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Sun August 27, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Not news: A brown-haired man flies from Gatwick to Berlin. News: Using the wrong passport. Fark: The passport belonged to his blonde-haired girlfriend
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Turns out that having a best friend when you're a teenager could benefit you for life. Unfortunately for many us here, the study didn't include imaginary friends and Canadian supermodel girlfriends
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Sat August 26, 2017
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
It's been 25 years since we first learned that some plumbers drive better than others and that turtles on the road are not your friend
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Fri August 25, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Girlfriend turns down your proposal? Yep, that's a punchin'
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(Billboard)
 
 
 
Art Garfunkel comes out with new book: "As I entered Parsons Junior High where the tough kids were, Paul Simon became my one and only friend. We saw each other's uniqueness. We smoked our first cigarettes." Hey, anyone remember Art Garfunkel?"
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Thu August 24, 2017
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Court rules Facebook friends aren't real friends. Tom from Myspace still wants to be your BFF though
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(Amazon)
 
 
 
Picked up a new outdoors knife the other day, realized it needs a name. My little pocketknife is The Razor, my Ka-Bar is named B after an old Marine friend, this needs a name. Any ideas?
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Protip for panty wetters: Do not boil your underwear in hotel kettles while traveling, it's just gross
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Wed August 23, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tennessee teen walks out of the woods in good condition 11 days after disappearing on a hike with his father. Asked about his ordeal and how he survived, the teen is reported to have muttered "sucks" before flopping a chair and texting his friends
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Dear Prudence: I caught my sister's fiancé cheating on her. He's cheated before, left her, stolen money, come back, wrecked her credit, wrecked her car. But that was when they dated. Should I tell her about the recent infraction or keep quiet?
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Tue August 22, 2017
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
"I served with Mongo. I knew Mongo. Mongo was a friend of mine. Sir, you are no Mongo"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Sophomore gets angry that her ex-boyfriend goes black, fears he won't go back, and posts those thoughts to the internet like someone who's never used it before
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Having no other stories to report, Daily Beast discusses in depth why Justin Beiber unfriended Floyd Mayweather
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My husband's is having an affair with his dying best friend's wife and acting as a father to their children. When the friend dies, he will divorce me and marry his mistress. Should I try to save the marriage or just let it go?"
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The next time your girlfriend hints that she wants a diamond, tell her to go search Uranus
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
If your girlfriend is truly the sun and the moon in your universe, you probably should have proposed to her during the eclipse
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Sun August 20, 2017
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Because we all need some "dawwww" time, here are some overfriendly oversized puppers
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Don't tell me how lucky I am to have a good husband
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Sat August 19, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Woman laughs herself to death with the help of gravity
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
"I'm looking for my teeth. Can I check your balcony?"
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Mother doesn't report boyfriend molesting her 6-year-old daughter because A) she isn't aware of it, B) she fears for their safety, or C) she has a 'hectic work schedule'
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Fri August 18, 2017
(Spokesman Review)
 
 
 
"Twin Peaks" and "Z Nation" actor beats up his girlfriend for not getting him Kool-Aid before she went to work. Also noteworthy is there is a business called "420 Lingerie" in Washington State
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Thu August 17, 2017
(The Liberal Advocate News)
 
 
 
Trump's friend of over 30 years today told Americans to expect the President to resign from office before the fall
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Could the 25th Amendment really remove Trump from office? Just asking for a friend ...many millions of friend
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Wed August 16, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Roman Polanski puts down his beer in an attempt to catch Bill Cosby's record
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Leftist antifa bleeding heart moonbat breaks down into tears, says people defending Trump are "morally bankrupt". Oh, wait a second. It was a Republican analyst. On Fox & Friends
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump's personal lawyer would very much like you to know he has many black friends
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(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
"A Pennsylvania woman accused of setting her sleeping boyfriend on fire and throwing buckets of urine on him to extinguish the flames has died of an apparent heroin overdose"
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Tue August 15, 2017
(Cheezburger)
 
 
 
The capybara, friend to all animals
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Jennifer Lawrence wants you to come on a wine tour with her in California to support...where you going? Don't you want to know what it's for? It could be for Puppy Kicking Day for all you perverts care
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(East Bay Times)
 
 
 
Suspect your girlfriend is cheating? Can probably be resolved with a carjacking, home burglary, multiple auto thefts, an arson, 100 miles per hour police chase, vandalism, and at least four shootings
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Woman born without a vagina wants to undergo surgery that would allow her to have sex with her boyfriend for the first time and give her arm a rest
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Paul Manafort tried to make an $850 million deal with a Russian gangster who happens to be close friends with Putin
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Do you prefer to vacation alone, with a friend or friends, or just your family?
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Mon August 14, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
My friend's mother just died. Fark: She was a biatch, so condolences aren't appropriate. But saying Ding Dong, the biatch is dead seems a little harsh. So, what to say?
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Paraplegic mother of Charlottesville Nazi killer called 911 multiple times for his violence against her
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(NPR)
 
 
 
"My son can't be racist, he had an African-American friend"
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Sun August 13, 2017
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Maybe it's best to avoid "Free Giveaway Day" when it's sponsored by your friendly neighborhood heroin dealer
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Since his firing, Reince Priebus has been happily spending time with his family, taking nice long walks, planning to have an on-the-record chat with Robert Mueller, enjoying leisurely meals with good friends and, wait...back up
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My boyfriend of ten years proposed; I accepted. He's a sexual pervert, though; he's into exhibitionism and voyeurism, homemade porn, BDSM, orgies, and wears high heels. I'm into regular sex. But, we're in love. Am I doomed?"
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Fri August 11, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump decides to take it easy today and just retweets headlines from Fox and Friends
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Fox & Friends might be the only thing standing between us and nuclear holocaust
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Thu August 10, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Equating Ryan Lizza to Linda Tripp is like comparing Lewinsky to Steve Bannon
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The wannabe god-kings with bad hair haven't killed us all yet, so let's watch some MSNBC and be friendly. Here's your Hayes/Maddow/O'Donnell live-thread. Shows start at 9PM EDT
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Jeffrey Lord simply wanted to know the whereabouts of his friend Kyle, who's about *this* high
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(Epicurious)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: What's your favorite 'ethnic' recipe to make for yourself, friends, and/or family? Difficulty: that doesn't match up with your own ethnicity/culture
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
The Son of Sam was arrested 40 years ago. This is what a freaked-out city looked like
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Wed August 09, 2017
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Roger Goodell still hasn't come up with a way to weasel out of punishing Cowboy star Ezekiel Elliot for beating his ex-girlfriend. Presumably, if all else fails, Goodell will pin it on Brady and Kraft
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Did you hear that Elon Musk broke up with his girlfriend? No? Well Amber Heard
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I dated a woman whose son never knew his biological father; he thought of me as his dad. She died; he's in the care of his grandma, and we are all close. But my girlfriend is jealous of me treating him like my son. What do I do?"
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Tue August 08, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Allegedly leaked by US officials, Fox & Friends reports on US spy satellite discoveries related to NK. Trump denounces Fox's reporting of classified info. Just kidding, he retweeted the article
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I was the maid of honor at my best friend's wedding. Her husband was outraged over a comment, they fought, she yelled, and I ruined the wedding. I had no idea that would happen. She forgave me, but I'm worried he never will. What do?"
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(Vox)
 
 
 
"We analyzed 17 months of Fox & Friends transcripts. It's far weirder than state-run media"
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Mon August 07, 2017
(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
♫ Drink all night, piss with might. Take my hand, off to county jail my friend ♫
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
42 different nipple colors, that's a lot to choose from. But the labia are dishwasher-friendly and I want a wife with dishwasher-friendly labia
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Sat August 05, 2017
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Growing trend of "curse-free" pubs in England is not going over well. "Golly gee, this misguided idea has really made me quite upset and unable to express myself in the preferred fashion of which I'm accustomed to," said one customer
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Fri August 04, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Woman dying of pancreatic cancer in VA: I'd really love a last mocha milkshake from my favorite restaurant. In Cleveland. Woman's friend, Restaurant Owner, and UPS: challenge accepted
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
You mean that it's not okay to drag your wheelchair-bound friend behind your car?
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Colin Kaepernick's girlfriend Nessa decides to help his job search by C) comparing the Ravens owner to the slave owner in Django on Twitter
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Thu August 03, 2017
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
What, it's like to, intern for Chance, the rapper
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(Peoria Journal Star)
 
 
 
Do not have sex with a minor. If you have sex with a minor, do not secretly record it. If you secretly record it, do not share it with her best friend who will post it online. Also, do not have sex with a minor
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Girl who pushed her boyfriend to kill himself will be limited to just killing time for 15 months
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Guy decides to graverob grandma. James enlists his friend "Tea Jay" in the vile act. The two were caught having failed to break into the coffin. The two weren't even sure if grandma had any valuables. God bless America
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Wed August 02, 2017
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
You ever love a band so much you get a hammer stuck in your mouth?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"Sexiest motorcyclist" has sexiest crash
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Tue August 01, 2017
(Chron)
 
 
 
Rays pitcher Chris Archer has issued a Declaration of Unfriendliness against the Astros' mascot Orbit. The Rays fully support Archer and say Orbit's behavior has gone unchecked. They will provide him all the water balloons he needs
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(Metro)
 
 
 
August 1st is National Girlfriends' Day. Take your hand to lunch
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(WSAZ West Virginia)
 
 
 
Ohio man gets new girlfriend who's cool with having his ex around. Really cool
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
So it begins: Rep. Trent Franks (R-AZ) calls on Robert Mueller to resign due to "massive conflicts of interest" including a "close friendship" with fired FBI Director James Comey
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I learned my wife was having an affair thanks to her idiot friend and Facebook messages she left open, which made it clear she loved me. She broke up with her lover and is in grief. I'm still hurt, but she's hurt more. What do I do?"
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Mon July 31, 2017
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
12-year-old girl goes on Fox and Friends, says Trump "has done more good in the past six months than Obama has in the past 8 years." Immediately offered a position in the White House
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Sun July 30, 2017
(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Sunday is Global International Friendship Day, and Hasbro is running a bunch of events all over the place AND there are new 4 Equestia Girls shorts and a music video on Discovery Family at 8:45 pm ET. Friendship Level: Global Domination
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Friend of White House publicist Anthony Scaramucci sends a series of Tweets Saturday mocking Reince Priebus for being unemployed and suggesting he had a mistress
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(Fark)
 
 
 
How do you stop yourself from getting immediately wasted at brew fests? Asking for a friend, not one that I'm at now of course
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Sat July 29, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
This morning's Trump tweet storm: Senate must get rid of the legislative filibuster and Russia was actually working against Trump in the election (tweet right after a Fox & Friends report on it)
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Fox & Friends complains "healthy people are paying for sick people" now that the umpteenth Obamacare repeal failed, showing they've no clue how insurance works
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"Somebody on Craigslist has a cow for sale and accidentally typed my number as the contact. This has been the worst morning of my life." Don't have a cow, man (Not safe for work content in sidebar)
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Fri July 28, 2017
(WTHR Indianapolis)
 
 
 
Drug dealer shot by dissatisfied customer. Not newsworthy. Wait, a doctor shot by patient cut off from opioids? And they're both white? This is totally different
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(FFT)
 
 
 
CEO of San Francisco Deltas, a pro soccer team that attracts 2,400 fans a game to old Kezar Stadium, sends email/Medium blast to all San Franciscans, challenges them to bring a friend and a sugar-daddy investor to the next game
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(Pink News UK)
 
 
 
🎵 Thank you for being more than a friend 🎵
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I was proposed to by my boyfriend and accepted. My fiancé was so proud that he was able to afford a massive diamond and gauche setting as he was middle class. How can I tell him the ring is too gaudy and I want something simpler?"
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Thu July 27, 2017
(Center for Public Integrity)
 
 
 
Steve Bannon has a friend with benefits
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Fox & Friends stigs it to the New York Times by paying them to run a full page ad for their show. Drew wonders how he can offend Fox and get some of that sweet advertising cash
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Even at 49, Stephanie Seymour is hotter than your 20 something girlfriend. (Not Safe for Work)
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump calls Fox & Friends the "most powerful T.V. show in America." Well, maybe for racist, insecure politicians with early onset dementia who only want to hear praise and not unbiased criticism
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Wed July 26, 2017
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Toddler who was delivered on the side of Texas highway celebrates first birthday by having tea party with sheriff's deputy who delivered her (with 'Daaawwww' pics)
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(Wimp)
 
 
 
Beautiful Hummingbird is recorded feeding and flying in slow motion... While enslaved to the scientist with no hope of escape or a mate for friendship.. So beautiful
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Mon July 24, 2017
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Queen Elizabeth II reveals her favourite songs
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
A blond, white college student says she was a "victim" and couldn't vote for Trump because her far left friends would think she was racist. Bonus: She started out supporting Bernie Sanders
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The New York Times demands an on-air apology from Fox News' Fox & Friends for running erroneous segment accusing them of being responsible for allowing an ISIS leader to escape U.S. capture
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Sat July 22, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Jada Pinkett Smith admits she was a drug dealer when she met Tupac
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Fri July 21, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Study concludes that If someone is looking at your feet, they're interested in friendship, and not romance. Either that or you've got some butt-ugly feet
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(Fox 4 Now Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Man's dog sides with girlfriend during arguments? That's a stabbing
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: When I was a teenager, I saw my dad with a hand down a friend's shirt at a sleepover. I blamed her. I have a daughter her age and when I saw my dad with her, I was repulsed. I want to blame him and never see him again. What do I do?"
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(Florida Today)
 
 
 
You and your friend come across a man struggling in a pond, obviously in distress, so naturally you A) call for assistance, B) try to find a way to help get him to shore, or C) laugh and film him as he drowns
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Thu July 20, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
In a touch of good news in the world of our divided politics, Kamala Harris and Rand Paul write this editorial together about reducing the prison population. Don't abandon hope just yet, my friends
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
"Sampson told authorities she tried to set the house on fire to kill her girlfriend but denied threatening her girlfriend with a hunting knife"
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(Complex)
 
 
 
Don't like the apology letter from your ex-girlfriend? Simple, just grade it and send it back
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Wed July 19, 2017
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Woman shoots her boyfriend dead because he was in an online death cult and didn't want to pay his five dollars a month
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
3 undiscovered Bacon works found, proving he was in more than just Footloose
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Tue July 18, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Ashley Madison offers $11m settlement, wants to still be friends
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(Google)
 
 
 
Your best friend just woke up from a five year coma and asks what's happened. In one sentence, what do you say?
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Mon July 17, 2017
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
First the good news: There is an Eco-friendly way of eliminating ticks off your property. Now the bad news: It involves bringing opossum onto your property
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Sun July 16, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Apparently not learning from past celebrity breakups, another boyfriend of a Hollywood celebrity gets her name tattooed on his arm
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"If my friend smokes only sometimes, should he use filters?"
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Sat July 15, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
Olympic gold medalist fails drug test because: a) he took steroids, b) he used someone else's urine, or c) he kissed his girlfriend
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Teen girl shoots mom in head, tries cleaning up blood, sets fire to house, then posts "I love you so much mom" on Facebook. Brilliant
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Police help man escape his obsessive girlfriend, so she chases the police car that's taking him somewhere safe
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Just because they're spelled alike does not mean 'baseline' rhymes with 'Vaseline'
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(KTUL Tulsa)
 
 
 
Want to visit your friend in the Tulsa jail awaiting trial? Too bad. Oh you're related? That's a background check
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Thu July 13, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I drop my child off at preschool; there is a recently divorced woman whom I find fairly attractive. My child is friends with her child. I am pretty certain I would never act on anything but I think about her a lot. What should I do?"
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Shepard Smith criticizes Trump for watching DVR recordings of Fox & Friends
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Using your friend's urine to pass a drug test. New cheatery: Stealing your daughter's placenta to pass a drug test
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Wed July 12, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Apparently, to the shock of no one really, Trump has an imaginary friend named Jim. Jim is also a racist and suffers from Islamophobia
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"We similarly prayed for President Obama but it's different with President Trump," Moore said. "When we are praying for President Trump, we are praying within the context of a real relationship, of true friendship"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Listen to Obi-Wan. James Dean should have
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
An oblivious Tiffany Trump has been gallivanting around Europe on vacation with her boyfriend while the rest of her family is trying to avoid prison
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
That time Joe Buck went down to Cabo and ate pot brownies like a freshman
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Found: Fifteen pounds of ditched weed
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Tue July 11, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Look. Just because we helped them with money, men and material 65 years ago and have been their only real friend since doesn't mean that we bear any responsibility for their actions so SHUT UP ABOUT IT ALREADY
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Mon July 10, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
I didn't fasten my coffee mug lid correctly and just poured coffee all over my lap during a web conference. How is your Monday going?
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(Steam Powered)
 
 
 
Looking to buy a Steam console for a friend. Anybody have one? Is it worth it for someone who doesn't have a top of the line cpu? Can cats move things with their minds?
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Fox News blames "THE DEEP STATE" on the accurate reporting of Patrick Bateman regarding Trump Jr.'s meeting with a Kremlin attorney. How do you say "FAKE NEWS" in Russian?
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders will have a somewhat unfriendly opponent in next year's Vermont Democratic Senate primary. "I hold him absolutely, centrally responsible for Donald Trump being president"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump sees a segment on Fox & Friends, assumes Comey committed treason. At least we know he's up before 7
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Sun July 09, 2017
(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
Woman sees her son crawl through McDonald's playground and come out covered in shiat on the other side
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Sat July 08, 2017
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Dam you, Friendship Lake, Dam you
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Fri July 07, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
During a joint press conference with Mexico's president, Trump again says that Mexico should "absolutely" pay for his border wall. No word on who will get to sell the solar electricity it generates, or the profit from the unicorn farm
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(Fark)
 
 
 
My friend has disappeared into the US prison system and I can not find out where he is. He is no longer being shown as a federal prisoner. Any advice would be appreciated
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I've been married for 19 years; my husband and I have three children, two in college, one in high school. My kids know divorce is inevitable and hate it; I had a one-time affair with a woman and we're in love. How do I approach this?"
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Virginia girl freed by emergency personnel after getting trapped in sofa
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Snoop Dogg says he loves Jay-Z's new album "4:44.", even more than his own new album written at 4:20
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Thu July 06, 2017
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
The story of how a 28-year-old woman with no political experience wound up in the president's inner circle...Basically, she's kinda hot, and is a former Supermodel friend of Ivanka, and now makes as much as Priebus and Bannon
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(AP News)
 
 
 
NHL free agents learn lesson from their NBA brethren, sign for under-market salaries and years in hopes of playing with friends, living in cool city, joining a super-team, or all three. Thanks, LeBron and KD
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Wed July 05, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Say farewell to the motorcycle industry. Their riders are dying of old age, and the youth aren't paying through the nose for irrelevant Harleys and Hondas. Hence, millennial-friendly Rebels and Streets that look good at Coachella
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Tue July 04, 2017
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Creationist whack-a-doodle Ken Ham says in addition to atheists, his ark park is not being attended because the city isn't tourist-friendly
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
John Terry announces he'll now be trying to fark the wives and girlfriends of Aston Villa players
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Canadian baby 'first without gender designation' on health card
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Mon July 03, 2017
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
The DJ gets up at some ungodly hour on the 4th to get the Mrs to the airport, so he's putting tonight's Paul's Memory Bank (8PM EDT) on autopilot while he gets some shuteye. Check in and berate the DJ for leaving his Farker friends all alone. DIT
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Sun July 02, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
The top 10 songs public radio can't stop playing, or else outraged listeners will set down their lattes on a splendid table and stop donating. Relax, friend, Jeff Tweedy has acoustified Wilco's overly intense "I Am Trying To Break Your Heart"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Friend of the late Roger Moore says 007's true talent was cartooning. "Not many people know Roger was an artist who became accomplished at this style"
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Sat July 01, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
He's not your friend, buddy
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(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
Summer o' Soccer continues with the US Men's team last match before the Gold Cup, a friendly against Ghana. For those keeping score at home Ghana has won 2 of the last 3 against the US. It all kicks off at 5:00 PM EDT on ESPN
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
British woman convicted of using a using a fake penis to have sex with her friend by convincing the victim she was a man but needed her to wear a blindfold when they were together. Huh?
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Fri June 30, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A boyfriend's snore is one of the nicest sounds you'll ever hear. Unless it's 3 AM. And you're home alone. And you don't have a boyfriend
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Thu June 29, 2017
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
"Flagler County deputies are asking for help to identify a cross-dressing man they say has been wearing women's underwear and placing pantyhose on vehicles in a business parking lot"
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida man sexually assaulting your housekeeper? Love will save the day, with a baseball bat
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Former NFL running back Clinton Portis almost went full Aaron Hernandez after losing his fortune until a friend talked him out of it
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I am a virgin and headed to college in the fall. I had many boyfriends during the past years but never had sex with any of them as the opportunity never presented itself. Would it be acceptable for me to sleep with a good friend?"
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Viewer obsessed with the show Friends counted exactly how many cups of coffee the characters consumed during the course of the show
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
My Little Pony: The Movie (2017) Official Trailer to the left. Friendship lessons to the right
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Wed June 28, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
"A good writer possesses not only his own spirit but also the spirit of his friends." ― Friedrich Nietzsche. Huh, what's the going rate on phylacteries these days? This is your Fark Writer's Thread
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Tue June 27, 2017
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
No charges filed in shooting death of Casper man. Well, he's a friendly ghost now
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Sun June 25, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump continues tradition of bizarre Sunday morning Tweets, stating "I am on Fox and Friends. Enjoy. Hillary Clinton colluded with the Democratic Party in order to beat Crazy Bernie Sanders. Is she allowed to so collude? Unfair to Bernie"
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Sat June 24, 2017
(Salon)
 
 
 
In which we finally learn who "friends" refers to in "Fox and Friends"
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(GoFundMe)
 
 
 
Not normally a hat in hand guy, but a friend who has a kid in a bad way could use a hand with some outrageous medical expenses. She's probably going to lose her foot. Anything would help. Please and thank you. God bless
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Fri June 23, 2017
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
The pen may be mightier than the sword, but the police will apparently shoot you if you have either of them
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
I hear the best way to become friends with a lizard is to lick it. Go on, lick it
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Thu June 22, 2017
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Don't look now, but there's a penis on your head
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Just a friendly reminder that heroin and meth are not medically approved substitutes for epidurals when giving birth
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Injecting your baby mama with cyanide in her driveway in front of a surveillance camera is no way to settle a custody dispute
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Courteney Cox no longer being filled
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(E! Online)
 
 
 
Will Ferrell apologizes to Seth Meyers for being a jerk, But a jerk is a tug, a tug is a boat, a boat floats on water, water is a part of nature and nature is beautiful so that is actually a compliment
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Wed June 21, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A friend of mine is doing his Masters thesis on gaming use and personality characteristics. We would like a few minutes of your time, whilst you're not pwning noobs
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I'm 23 and don't want children; I fear needles and depression, am not excited about experiencing the pain, and loathe small children. All my friends think I'm crazy and press me for answers. What can I say to stop their questions?"
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Tue June 20, 2017
(ABC News)
 
 
 
VA police are now saying that the killing of Muslim girl in Sterling was not a hate crime but "road rage" stemming from a traffic incident, which the family is just a mite skeptical of because she and her friends were ON FOOT at the time
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(11 Alive)
 
 
 
Bo Dukes indicted. Luke, Uncle Jesse last seen leaving Cooter's place
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Mon June 19, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Boinking couple fail to come up for air
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(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Explicit porn pamphlets are in plain sight throughout Japan, even in family-friendly hotels. "How does 'porn as the norm' in the country's hotels align with the Abe administration's oft-quoted goal of creating a Japan 'where all women shine?'"
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Fox network's golf broadcast of the U.S. Open goes out with a bang of a blunder: Announcing the wrong girlfriend for winner Brooks Koepka
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Sat June 17, 2017
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
So let's write an op-ed saying that Orlando's post-Pulse friendliness and outreach is driving down admissions to Disney. That should end well
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(Politico)
 
 
 
White House trying to convince House Republicans to make Russian sanctions bill a lot friendlier, for some reason
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
What's wrong with this picture?
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Fri June 16, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Am I unreasonable to leave my boyfriend over his lack of basic hygiene?
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Girl who convinced her boyfriend to commit suicide so she could play the grieving girlfriend to get attention and sympathy has been found guilty of manslaughter
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are the most family-friendly places to visit in each state. Do you go there? What other places would you suggest?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Russian investigation looks like it's winding down and it appears that Trump & Friends are in the clear. Just kidding: Mueller hired 13 lawyers and plans on getting more
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Thu June 15, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
The smart co-host of Fox & Friends wore a green pantsuit. Some people had a problem with that
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Artist spends five years traveling the world to meet and photograph all 626 of her Facebook friends
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Wed June 14, 2017
(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
Cat-friendly company says encouraging employees to bring their cats to work has reduced stress and increased productivity and social cohesion. Downsides: chair backrests scratched, occasional cat-like typing detected
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(City Pages)
 
 
 
This is the road trip that never ends / Yes it goes on and on my friend / Some people started driving it / Not knowing what it was / But people kept driving it just because /
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Keith Richards outlives former girlfriend Anita Pallenberg
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
How streakiness in basketball actually disproves the 'hot hand fallacy,' say scientists who only took 30 years to catch the error
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Tue June 13, 2017
(ProPublica)
 
 
 
Predisent Trump's lawyer Marc Kasowitz has been bragging to his friends and colleagues that he got Preet Bharara fired
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(Fark)
 
 
 
June 14 is Flag Day. How you would celebrate this day whether it is standing or kneeling to it?
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
JP Morgan-Chase pulls advertisements from Megyn Kelly's show because they refuse to endorse--even implicitly--that it's okay to give Alex Jones airtime
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(Metro)
 
 
 
That guy caught having sex mid-flight on Ryanair? Yeah, he had a pregnant fiancee back home
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby takes care of a friend's exotic birds and is thinking of getting one like an African Gray. He is looking for more advice on macaws, cockatoos, other parrots, etc.? Do you or know somebody that owns one and what advice would you give?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My wife of 20 years has informed me she no longer is interested in sex. She says I can get a girlfriend but must be discreet, no sleepovers, and none of our friends, family, or kids can find out. Can I go for it or is it a trap?"
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Mon June 12, 2017
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
A recap of last night's Fear the Walking Dead, which gave us a welcome character return for a brief moment and then wasted time on Madison trying something different by not having the idiot boyfriend around being ineffective
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Famous lists you'll never appear on: #46 - Katy Perry ranks her ex-boyfriends according to their sexual performances
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Car crashes into restaurant, hits psychic eating lunch with another psychic. Too bad they didn't see it coming
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The White House has repeatedly urged Sec. Def James Mattis to go on "Fox and friends" to defend the administration, but thus far "Mad Dog" has refused, apparently out of fear The Stupid could be contagious
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Salma Hayek recalls when Donald Trump hit on her: "I told him I had a boyfriend"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Tie length in Shakespeare in the Park, where you should whallop your boyfriend, and RIP Batman. These are YOUR Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2017-06-04 to Sat 2017-06-10
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Woman finds 9mm Glock... er, guac
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Sun June 11, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Jeremy Corbyn believes in the axiom "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" and will reach out to other political parties to stop May from forming a government
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Bobcat Goldthwait explains the real reason why his best friend Robin Williams died - Lewy body dementia (not safe for work language)
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
To Adam West,Thanks for Everything - Julie Newmar
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Sat June 10, 2017
(NFL)
 
 
 
After being stuck in Minnesota, Packer's Davon House got to OTAs on time AND made some new friends
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
"When the man walked out of his house to investigate the noise, a shirtless Shapiro, holding two bottles of liquor and flanked by a friend, began to make rude gestures and swearing at the man, yelling, "F*** you, Arab," the report states." #MAGA
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Fri June 09, 2017
(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
Shareece Wright's $932 Uber ride what "'building a team is all about", says his coach
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(Politico)
 
 
 
House Intelligence Committee tries to remain relevant, demands the White House either confirm or deny the existence of the Comey Tapes. What a bunch of GLOMARs
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Woody Allen made a rare appearance in Hollywood to support his good friend Diane Keaton
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My sister transitioned into a man and broke up with his long-term girlfriend. I've had a crush on his ex for years, and we too have been friends. I think she wants to date me but I don't know if I'm misreading the signals. What do?"
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Thu June 08, 2017
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
'Making a Murderer' lawyer of Steven Avery submits brief, charges ex boyfriend of killing Theresa Halbach...."yeah"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
PBA Prez: Um, those police officers you see on video kicking and punching an innocent bystander who was set on fire by a car crash were really just trying to put out the fire
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Wed June 07, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump decides to reach out to his only friend in the Middle East--the Saudi King--in an effort to make the Gulf crisis worse
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(American Thinker)
 
 
 
For all their talk of voter's rights, the Democrats conspicuously ignore FDR's plot to use Social Security to steal every one of Drew's Friends' votes in the future, which has led to liberal control of Congress which continues to this very day
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Tue June 06, 2017
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
When you crash through the emergency room window, you receive instant service
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Cowboy Bebop to get a live action series. Just think Firefly with jazz
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I love cooking and shared my idea of a dream stove with a friend. My friend bought the oven before me. I was betrayed and haven't talked to her; she doesn't know why I'm mad. I want an apology from her; is that wrong?"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I don't do the whole religion thing, so when a friend asked me to be a godparent--he's Catholic, does the weekly church thing and whatnot--I demurred as I wasn't the best choice. He's shut me out of his life. What are my options?"
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Porn star wallops boyfriend in Pinellas. That's gotta hurt
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(Hamilton Spectator)
 
 
 
"My atheist friends are, in general, driven by a conviction that the earth is sacred"
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Eric Mangini wants to be friends with Bill Belichick again. In other news, water no longer wet and the sky is purple
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Mon June 05, 2017
(The Verge)
 
 
 
When your boyfriend "likes" a celebrity's photo online, obviously the correct reaction is to write a blog about it and poll your friends to see if you're justified in your anger
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Unless you and 8 of your friends want to be gunned down in vodak-soaked, cold blood, if a guy says he was once a Russian paratrooper, JUST AGREE WITH HIM
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Fifty years ago a friend on his way to Saudi gets stuck in Rome grounded by the Six Days War. In a bar, he asks stranger what he's drinking and gets introduced to a lifelong love of the Negroni. How was your life changed in that way?
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Sun June 04, 2017
(Fansided)
 
 
 
Shadow and Wednesday are on the run after the New Gods took care of their police problem in the prior episode. Will Vulcan prove friend or foe? Find out in "A Murder of Gods." It's your American Gods Discussion Thread, 9PM ET on Starz
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Edinson Volquez throws no-hitter on late friend Yordano Ventura's birthday. Man, that dust is really heavy in the air today
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Is binge drinking really that bad? Asking for a friend
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Sat June 03, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
High school graduate accidentally shoots his load on his girlfriend
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Fri June 02, 2017
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Sarah Silverman talks about her current boyfriend on Jimmy Kimmel...who happens to be her ex-boyfriend
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Florida governor signs bill to allow birth certificates for miscarriages. No word on when subby will finally be allowed to legally adopt one of his ex-girlfriend's period discharges
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Thu June 01, 2017
(KMOV St. Louis)
 
 
 
If you're arguing with your friend in the car while you're on the highway and you're surprised when he gets mad and throws your heroin out the window, don't be surprised if he goes back to get it and gets himself run over
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The universe is waving at us. I hope it's friendly
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(Inhabitat)
 
 
 
The number one reason you should stop eating fidget spinners
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I'm in my 20s and have been with my boyfriend over a year; it's my first real relationship. I'm learning how to communicate with him and what to do as a girlfriend. I had an erotic dream about a friend; should I tell my boyfriend?"
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(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
Five celebrity names you are pronouncing wrong. Six if you include Matt Groening
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Turn your fiance gay so you can auction off the engagement ring? It's a bold strategy, Cotton
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Wed May 31, 2017
(Buzzfeed)
 
Weeners
 
"Happy 1st birthday, son I made this plate of penises for you and all your little friends"
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
OK everybody, relax. Tiger Woods' girlfriend seen shopping again after DUI bust
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Help, my boyfriend won't get rid of all the naked pictures of his exes, which he says is just like keeping his wedding album. Also, I'm a moron
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(Fark)
 
 
 
"Writing is like sex. First you do it for love, then you do it for your friends, and then you do it for money." -Virginia Woolf. And yet here I am, broke, lonely, and fighting writer's block. THIS is your Fark Writer's Thread
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man dies taking a selfie with his girlfriend at a waterfall. He should have stuck to the rivers and the lakes that he was used to
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Tue May 30, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Up is down, left is right, Obama was the first president with a spray tan, and other assertions from "Drew's friends"
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Three shot at wake that turned into block party. Apparently, this is how party season starts
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Trump's close, personal friend Barrack is under investigation for a multi-million dollar tax fraud
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Mon May 29, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Friends of Drew's favorite websites--RT and Sputnik--have been accused by French President Macron of spreading fake news to influence the French election. Bonus: Macron was standing next to Putin
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Friend's girlfriend just attempted suicide. She's in the hospital and should be fine, I'm just feeling a bit powerless and unsure if there's something I can do other than offer general good wishes. Advice?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
I just want the best for you, my 'friend'
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Sun May 28, 2017
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Area man gets quick preview of the rest of his life after proposing to girlfriend
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