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40 headlines found matching 'french'
Thu August 28, 2014
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Giant singing sewer spiders. Bonus: they're French
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Mon August 25, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
French government throws up the white flag
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Thu August 21, 2014
(BBC)
 
 
 
Scientists have discovered the earliest form of French people. I bet they were surrender monkeys
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(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: Our alcohol budget rivals a Third World country's GDP
 
 
(The Bold Italic)
 
 
 
Considered one of the best meals on Earth, the $295 per person Chef's Tasting Menu at The French Laundry is reviewed... by a four-year-old girl
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Thu August 14, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Burger King concludes that their latest French fries do not Satisfry
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Wed August 13, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
When the French call you out for taking too many vacations you really might be taking too many vacations
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Fri August 08, 2014
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Matthew Rhys cast as Bradley Cooper's rival in a new comedy about French chefs. Hopefully, Rhys gets a wig that's as ridiculous as anything he's worn in The Americans
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Tue August 05, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Florida man with a badge fired for taunting inmates with french fries and threatening to Tase them
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Watch that tongue dude. Man charged with violating 'French Kiss' law
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Sat August 02, 2014
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Marijuana activist claims responsibility for placing white flags on top of the Brooklyn Bridge. He could have gotten away with it since most people pegged it as the work of the French
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
French hospital is planning on building a wine bar with the hope it will improve the quality of day-to-day existence of patients both terminal and short term
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Tue July 22, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If you have 40-foot-long French fries, we have just the thing for you
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Sat July 12, 2014
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
21-year-old Farker just looked at a list of American movies that came out in 1971. Dirty Harry was there, along with The French Connection, and Billy Jack. Can you be nostalgic for a time in which you weren't even born?
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Thu July 10, 2014
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
French police foil plot to blow up the Eiffel Tower. Unfortunately, they weren't in time to stop filming of the G.I. Joe movie
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Fri July 04, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Arizona State University offers female students extra credit for not shaving their armpits for a semester. Presumably for French class
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(FIFA)
 
 
 
The quarter-finals of the 2014 World Cup begin today. Can a sluggish German side regain their early tempo against the French at noon? Will Brazil go home early with the help of Colombia's young superstar at 4?
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Thu July 03, 2014
(Economist)
 
 
 
"Do you speak French now? No? You're welcome" - George Washington
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Tue July 01, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Klinsmann has criticized the appointment of an Algerian referee for the match against Belgium, maintaining the Belgians will be able to communicate better with the referee as they both speak French. This is 'Merica, the ref should only speak English
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Mon June 30, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
US plans to fine a French bank $9 billion for dealings with Iran. Then the US will send that $9 billon to Afghanistan, who will use it to support their new trade deal with Iran
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
The coolest "assemblage art" that you'll see today, compliments of some French artist dude
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Sat June 28, 2014
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
...so here's a French brass/klezmer/bluegrass band on Segways with fog machines playing "Kashmir"
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Tue June 24, 2014
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
How do French women stay so chic and stylish? It's easy: they just avoid trends and ignore advice from celebrities and pushy shop assistants on what looks chic and stylish
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Sat June 21, 2014
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
French admit they treat tourists like piles of self-propelled garbage, vow to change: "Too often we mistake service with servility. The country needs to recover a sense of hospitality"
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Fri June 20, 2014
(The Register)
 
 
 
French patent holder provides excellent analysis of why the entire patent system needs to be disposed of in the deepest part of the ocean
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Wed June 18, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Frenchman found guilty of ordering kidnapping of the guy who murdered his daughter. Thirty years ago. Liam Neeson nods in approval
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Tue June 17, 2014
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Hottest delicacy in China's restaurants is French rabbit heads. Here's how to eat one - basically it's like a lobster, but way more gross
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Mon June 16, 2014
(Royal Society of Chemistry)
 
 
 
Scientists have discovered what's been killing zealous French mushroom pickers, and surprisingly it isn't mushroom farmers
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(WWL)
 
 
 
35,000 Jehovah's Witnesses walk into a French Quarter Bar
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Thu June 12, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Someone wondering how the French train for the World Cup sent in their drone to find out. Bill Belichick nods approvingly
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Sun June 08, 2014
(Politico)
 
 
 
Last month's Obama faux pas: Benghazi. Last week: Berghazi. Today: Gumghazi, brought to you by ... the French
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Fri May 30, 2014
(When On Earth)
 
 
 
The world's most boring postcards. "This is French Lick Sandstone"
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Wed May 28, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Reporter congratulates loser of French Open match on his win, which goes over about as smoothly as you can imagine
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(Esquire)
 
 
 
This is the definitive, scientific ranking of fast food french fries. McDonald's is not number 1, KFC is. Wait, what?
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Fri May 23, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
French mayor loses his oui oui
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Thu May 22, 2014
(The Week UK)
 
 
 
Far-right French politician Jean-Marie Le Pen says France's immigration issues could be solved "in three months" by an Ebola epidemic in Africa
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Tue May 20, 2014
(Global Post)
 
 
 
LA passes law allowing for bi-lingual road signs. These gol-durn Hispanics why can't they learn to speak English like all the other immigrant groups before them ..wait, the signs are in English and FRENCH? And the Cajuns have been there HOW long?
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Protip: If you're going to create a fake reporter to shill snake oil on your website, try not to use the headshot of a real news anchor that's long been an Internet obsession, even if she is French
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(Too Many Men on the Site)
 
 
 
Here's a rundown of the top five French ice hockey players of all time. It's sorta like being the best long-distance swimmer in Sarahan Africa, but there you go
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Wed May 14, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"I don't care who runs against him, I'll vote for him. I don't care if it's a Democrat, a Republican, an Indian, a Pakistani - even a Frenchman." Ah, Kentucky
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Sat May 10, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Politicians love chowing down on French fries, burgers, and pastries for photo ops because it demonstrates to voters that they are just like you. That explains why Rob Ford is the man of the lumpen proles
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