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Mon July 21, 2014
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
In this week's episode of "Impending Visit by the Secret Service," we consider a think tank analyst who informs a sympathetic audience that drawing and quartering President Obama would be "too good for him"
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Thu July 17, 2014
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Watchdog group: "Candidate Land, you've donated $3M to your own campaign yet your disclosure forms don't show that much money in any of your accounts. What's up with that?" Land: "See? Error"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man informs County Commission of little known Florida law that allows him to shoot each of them if they sell his home. Promptly learns of revised statute about threatening public servants
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Fri July 11, 2014
(Fortune)
 
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"Housing still a weak investment," bond fund manager says (Featured Partner)
 
 
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Cloud that looks like giant penis forms over highway. "My reaction was that it must be God - that couldn't happen by accident" (pics)
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Thu July 10, 2014
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
How to write 225 words per minute with a pen. Stay tuned for follow-up article on how to achieve maximum horsepower through buggy whip application
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Mon July 07, 2014
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Scotland unveils uniforms its athletes will wear at Commonwealth Games, and it looks like someone has finally managed to weave vomit
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Tue July 01, 2014
(National Journal)
 
 
 
While you were checking the couch cushions for gas money, Congress quietly decided they didn't really need to include who exactly pays for their lavish, all-expense-included trips around the world on their financial-disclosure forms anymore
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Thu June 26, 2014
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Nancy Grace informs the father of a missing boy that his son had been found in his basement on the air. His response is epically awkward (with video of what an epically awkward response might look like)
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Tue June 24, 2014
(WTFark)
 
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BEER FACTOR: Little Old Lady Defends Convenience Store From Armed Robber. With Beer.
 
 
(Time)
 
 
 
New report finds local police departments are becoming 'excessively militarized', equipped with weapons, uniforms and tanks formerly used by the U.S. military in Iraq and Afghanistan because the war on drugs
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Sun June 15, 2014
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Woman performs a perfect, five second, on ice, re-cap of the NY Rangers Stanley Cup Final play
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Fri June 13, 2014
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
New app informs foragers where they can find fruit trees, berries, nuts, herbs, vegetables, mushrooms, and dumpsters in their neighborhood
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
53 year old man steals 600 high school girl's uniforms from 50 different schools
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Thu June 12, 2014
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Rick Perry compares homosexuality to alcoholism. "But I'm not talking about butt-chugging. I know that's different"
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Wed June 11, 2014
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Damon Albarn performs Song 2 without Blur for the very first time. WOO HOO
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Thu June 05, 2014
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Microsoft confirms that the Xbox One performs better without Kinect, giving the console a 10% boost in GPU performance
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Sat May 31, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
More Spanish-speaking minorities are self-identifying as "white" on census forms. EVERYBODY HISPANIC
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Sun May 25, 2014
(South Pole Station)
 
 
 
MacGyver: stops terrorists with gum and bailing wire. McMurdo: only physician on base performs appendectomy on himself with a mirror and electrical wire. Flight back required extra fuel due to two giant stones on that guy (graphic photo)
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Wed May 21, 2014
(ABC 27)
 
 
 
Small mistakes can be costly sometimes. In France the engineers at a railway network forgot to go and measure the actual distance between lines and platforms, and it will cost 50 million euros ($68 million) to fix the problem
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Tue May 20, 2014
(Yandex.ru)
 
 
 
Photoshop these fabulous naval uniforms
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
53-year-old man arrested for stealing schoolgirls' gym uniforms in order to wear them himself
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Sun May 18, 2014
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Little kid smoothly performs the old "new ball switch" with the hot girl in the 2nd row
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Wed May 14, 2014
(NBA)
 
 
 
It's your official NBA Playoffs discussion thread. Will Lebron outscore all other players combined or manage an assist? In the Western Conference we have Duncan and the Spurs vs a bunch of guys wearing the Trailblazers uniforms. TNT at 7:00pm
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Tue May 13, 2014
(io9)
 
 
 
Japanese schoolchildren are busy designing new aquatic lifeforms. What could possibly go wrong? (And no, this is not a viral marketing campaign for Godzilla, though it probably should have been)
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Tue May 06, 2014
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Job openings for porn watchers in China. No word on whether or not uniforms include pants
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Tue April 29, 2014
(NYPost)
 
 
 
History's 10 worst forms of birth control: come for the weasel testicles, stay for the crocodile poop
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Wed April 23, 2014
(Medium)
 
 
 
Is that you, Elvis? Face recognition software finally outperforms humans
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Tue April 22, 2014
(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Reason 496 Why New Orleans is the greatest city in America: Crawfish Strudel
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Fri April 18, 2014
(MIT)
 
 
 
MIT scholars say that the safety risks of nuclear reactors, and the safety risks of offshore oil platforms, should cancel out if you just combine the two somewhere far, far away from MIT
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Mon April 14, 2014
(The News & Observer (NC))
 
 
 
You know it's going to be a weird day when a stranger wearing a black uniform and cap walks unannounced into your dorm room at 5:15 a.m. and informs you that your cab is ready
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(AP)
 
 
 
Of course you are filling out all your tax forms correctly and not taking any dubious deductions. But just in case you make a teeny little mistake, the good news is your chances of getting audited haven't been this low since the '80s
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(Times Union)
 
 
 
Prison inmate accused of filing 387 tax-credit applications. Authorities became suspicious when all the forms requested payment in cigarettes
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Sun April 13, 2014
(NPR)
 
 
 
Congress has pissed off the rest of the world again, with Republicans blocking IMF reforms that the rest of the world has overwhelmingly approved. The non-vote will actually weaken America's influence. Dick move, GOP
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Sun April 06, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
A look at why certain regions have developed incorrect dialects that allow them to say words with unstressed syllables, like "Probly"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Debbie Harry is not only still smokin' hot at 68 but now she also reveals that she is bisexual and that she doesn't have a type but likes someone who is nice, funny and loves to have sex. The line forms to the right
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Sun March 30, 2014
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Believe it or not there is a sick and perverted subculture of humans who actually enjoy volunteering their time to helping complete strangers fill out their tax forms for free
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Fri March 28, 2014
(Quartz)
 
 
 
Google performs study on the work styles of its employees. Coincidentally, so did Fark, but it was largely incoherent and the report was soaked in spilled bourbon
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