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Mon January 30, 2012
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Use of euphemisms is distorting the truth about what happened at Penn State when Jerry Sandusky played squish the wrinkly Vienna sausage into the budding brown balloon knot
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cnn.com
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(50)
Thu January 26, 2012
Memorial service to cap three days of mourning for Joe Paterno at Penn State. Rumor has it that any PSU student not mourning sincerely enough could face harsh penalties, like all 8am classes next semester
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foxnews.com
)
(164)
Wed January 25, 2012
The Colts hire the Ravens' defensive coordinator to prevent scoring at home; funny, their offense seems to be doing that just fine
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espn.go.com
)
(40)
Sat January 21, 2012
Joe Paterno signs deal to coach Devils
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nj.com
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(846)
Wed December 21, 2011
Another college football coach shamed in an NCAA scandal...for paying his staff out of his own pocket. Go dawgs
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espn.go.com
)
(57)
Tue December 20, 2011
(TheSunNews)
No, it is not April 1st. Former Ameritrade CEO was picked as head football coach for college. He's looking to make some trades (at $5 each)
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thesunnews.com
)
(16)
ESPN analyst Craig James to capitalize on his success in hounding Mike Leach out of Texas Tech by running for US Senate
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sportsillustrated.cnn.com
)
(66)
Mon December 19, 2011
Penn State QB hurt in locker room fight. At least he didn't bend over and take it
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news.yahoo.com
)
(41)
Sun December 18, 2011
Golf cart goes bowling with football coaches
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dallasnews.com
)
(27)
Sat December 17, 2011
Joe Paterno delayed forwarding reports of Sandusky's alleged sex abuse because he didn't want to ruin anyone's weekend... Or month... Or Holidays... Or decade
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dailymail.co.uk
)
(52)
Fri December 16, 2011
Live updates on the Penn State hearing. Author will need to speak to father before posting updates to a second hand source
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content.usatoday.com
)
(337)
Thu December 15, 2011
Sandusky's lawyer: "Teaching a person to shower at the age of 12 or 14 sounds strange to some people ... like how to put soap on their body." ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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content.usatoday.com
)
(172)
Mon December 12, 2011
Help I've fallen and I can't protect pedophiles
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cnn.com
)
(109)
Sat December 10, 2011
You kidding me? UCLA hired Jim Mora as their new coach??? Good thing college football doesn't have a playoff
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espn.go.com
)
(33)
Fri December 02, 2011
Mike Sherman feeling a little sheepish after reading Aggie player comments about him getting screwed
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espn.go.com
)
(19)
Mon November 28, 2011
Apparently, even Kansas football has standards
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kansascity.com
)
(26)
Thu November 17, 2011
Hey Farkers, a random Internet chatroom comment led to Sandusky's arrest. So all the time we spend here is useful after all
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content.usatoday.com
)
(123)
Wed November 16, 2011
(pro football talk)
Peyton Manning denies rumors that he'll be the next coach at University of Mississippi. "Just tell them that I'm 0-10 as an assistant for Indianapolis"
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profootballtalk.nbcsports.com
)
(97)
Paterno entitled to a $500,000/yr pension for the rest of his life, but before you get all outraged, that means Penn State is only likely to be out a couple of Mil, max
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usatoday.com
)
(128)
Fri November 11, 2011
US Senate to Joe Paterno: No, you can't have a Presidential Medal of Freedom. Not yours
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foxnews.com
)
(82)
Thu November 10, 2011
(NBC Sports)
Fark's Joe Paterno headline gets a mention from NBC Sports (2nd-to-last paragraph)
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offthebench.nbcsports.com
)
(2)
(Some Guy)
In honor of Joe Paterno, Penn State students are going to witness illegal acts and then fail to report them to the authorities
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nbcphiladelphia.com
)
(721)
Wed November 09, 2011
JoePa says he'll retire at season's end. He'll be lucky if he isn't fired first
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abcnews.go.com
)
(1987)
Mon November 07, 2011
(Some Guy)
Middle school football coach puts on a helmet and pads, breaks a kid's collarbone, then calls him a faker when he complains
(
myfoxdetroit.com
)
(34)
Sat November 05, 2011
Teens suspended for hugging at school. Baseball and football coaches still allowed "good hustle" pats of encouragement
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rawstory.com
)
(73)
Fri October 21, 2011
Watch fat college football coaches running across fields, Baywatch style
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bleacherreport.com
)
(5)
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