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90 headlines found matching 'football'
Thu May 26, 2016
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Buffalo Bills GM says that football is a violent game that he "doesn't think humans are supposed to play." As opposed to the city of Buffalo, where humans are not supposed to be able to live
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Under Armour finally signs a $280 million, 15 year deal with UCLA. Which coincidentally is exactly the same amount of tuition money and time it would take for one of the members of the football team to graduate
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Wed May 25, 2016
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
UCLA football gets $280 mill endorsement deal. UCLA players get free sneakers & job coaching once season ends
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
How is Jim Harbaugh like Humpty? He wants black people, white people, Puerto Ricans, and Samoans to --well, not dance, so the analogy breaks down there
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Tue May 24, 2016
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
No charity football game is complete without NYPD and FDNY engaging in a bloody brawl
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Sun May 22, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
School bans whistles, fearing the precious snowflakes might find the sound 'too aggressive.'
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Cop responds to complaint of kids playing soccer in a parking lot, shoots, does not score
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Sat May 21, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Johnny Manziel signed by Weight Watchers' football team
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Fri May 20, 2016
(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Nick Saban shares his 3 tips he gives players for how to stay out of jail. Surprisingly, step #1 isn't "Play football for Alabama"
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Wed May 18, 2016
(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
Remember that time in Kangaroo Flat, when Blue hit that roo, and the bugger flew into Stu? Strewth, talk about laugh
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Tue May 17, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
The world's worst groundskeepers have been found turning soccer pitches into abstract art in Norway's 7th tier (pics)
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Mon May 16, 2016
(Athlon Sports)
 
 
 
College football's preseason Top 25 revealed (aka the list that will post-season be known as "See, These Guys Don't Know WTF They're Talking About")
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Sun May 15, 2016
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Turns out full-field Hail Marys to send games into overtime aren't limited to football and basketball
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(Slashdot)
 
 
 
The anecdotes being used in the Oracle vs. Google API case aren't like monkeys trying to fark a football; they're like listening to monkeys trying to explain to other monkeys how to fark a football
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Thu May 12, 2016
(ESPN (UK))
 
 
 
"Reche Caldwell, the leading receiver on the 2006 Patriots, might be the most inept criminal the NFL has ever produced. His criminal career was eerily similar to his football career: Short-lived, unfocused and full of colossal blunders" (good read)
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Tue May 10, 2016
(PennLive)
 
 
 
While most towns in the United States want to vote on things that will improve their community, this Texas town voted to build a huge $62.8 million football stadium
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Fri May 06, 2016
(Quartz)
 
 
 
If you think football has a concussion problem, you should check out rugby's
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Former Penn State coach Joe Paterno may have known about Jerry Sandusky child sex charges since 1976
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Sat April 30, 2016
(NFL)
 
 
 
It is now the third and final day of the 2016 NFL Draft. What big names will be selected in rounds 4 through 7? Who will be the big steal here? Will you even bother watching it? It is your Day 3 thread for the 2016 NFL Draft, starting at 12:00 PM ET
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Fri April 29, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
Player's skin-baring NFL Draft outfit combines everything football is about: strength, boldness, and annoying Roger Goodell
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Matt Szczur clubszcz his firszczt career grand szczlam in Cubszcz win over hapleszczszcz Braveszcz
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(NFL)
 
 
 
So will Rounds 2 and 3 be just as exciting as Round 1? Where will Myles Jack, A'Shawn Robinson, and Connor Cook land? Will any draft picks be booed like the Commissioner was? It is your Day Two Thread of the NFL Draft, commencing at 7:00 PM ET
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Tue April 26, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
In the latest chapter of UNCheats: New NCAA report seems to magically overlook the UNC Basketball and Football programs and now is focusing their efforts on the athletic cash cows of Womens Basketball and Soccer instead
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Mon April 25, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hall of Fame Bills running back Thurman Thomas says that doctors told him his football playing days damaged his brain about as much as if "I had fallen off a house" and that he suffers uncontrollable mood swings and major memory lapses regularly
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
There's FA Cup Semi-Finals and EPL action going on. Palace play Watford while Everton get Man Utd. Meanwhile, Leicester are without Vardy as they host Swansea, Liverpool host Newcastle, and Spurs on MNF get West Brom. It's your weekend football thread
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Sun April 24, 2016
(Manchester Evening News)
 
 
 
Supermarket offers 'quiet hour' for autistic and disabled shoppers, people who just want to buy some groceries without talking to anyone
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Fri April 22, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
When you're a Navy Seal paratrooper, you have to go into the worst hellholes on Earth. Yemen. Afghanistan. The home stadium of the Tennessee Volunteers
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Wed April 20, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Kelly Ripa is once again in search of a new co-host for the "Live With Kelly and..." show. Hey, does anyone know what Regis Philbin is doing these days? He'd be perfect for that kind of show
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Tue April 19, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
"You're terminated, Football"
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Mon April 18, 2016
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
JJ Watt has to deliver pizzas in the off-season to help make ends meet
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
A long weekend of EPL awaits. Norwich try to fight off Sunderland to stay up. There's the Merseyside Derby on Wednesday. MNF has Spurs at Stoke. Leicester host West Ham. This is your EPL football weekend discussion thread
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Fri April 15, 2016
(College Football Talk)
 
 
 
Apparently back to back third place finishes in college football's ACC Atlantic division is worth 4.35 million dollars a year
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Johnny Football's week of fun and merriment continues as he is involved in a hit-and-run accident
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Thu April 14, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Drew Rosenhaus never has fired a player in 27 years as an NFL agent. Manziel has five days to seek treatment, or he will be the first
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Wed April 13, 2016
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Browns have fielded calls about No. 2 pick; their non-football front office is considering trading it for either a long snapper or Colt McCoy. Preferably the long snapper
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Tue April 12, 2016
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Car surfing in a Walmart parking lot ends just as you'd expect
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Mon April 11, 2016
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Looks like football fans are going to have to get by on just 40 bowl games for at least another three years
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Hue Jackson "a very bad fit" with Browns' front office. Maybe because the coaching staff understands football, while the office is computer guys with no NFL experience?
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Sat April 09, 2016
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
It's hard to fathom how football-shaped bread is educational or "changing the game for food for kids" and "for people all over the world." But Russell Wilson is the spokesman
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Thu April 07, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The history and development of soccer's most prevalent strategy
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Fri April 01, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
High school football player tackles shoplifter. If he clears concussion protocol, he should even be able to tell his grandkids about it
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(UPI)
 
 
 
New study shows that playing football in cold weather leads to more injuries. Please come out of retirement, Ric Romero, we miss you. The Romerocopter isn't the same without you
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Thu March 31, 2016
(Adweek)
 
 
 
America's first pro rugby league looks to attract millennials, will now to try include a joystick, touch screen and controller to the game
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(Red Bull)
 
 
 
Major League Soccer might still be a bit of a punchline for football fans, but there's a new generation of talented players on the rise in FIFA 16 Career Mode
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Couples that share hobbies tend to have healthier marriages. Just make sure that hobby isn't "sex with your high school students"
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Tue March 29, 2016
(WTNH)
 
 
 
Florida State, trying not to look desperate, offer a football scholarship. To an 8th grader
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Mon March 28, 2016
(Examiner)
 
 
 
Football fanatics disappointed to hear that inaugural Major League Football training camp is temporarily postponed, as league execs will meet this week to resolve "operational items." In related news, Chargers great Wes Chandler has a job
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Fri March 25, 2016
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Aaron Rodgers: Professional football quarterback, amateur UFO spotter
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Thu March 24, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Not news: Steve Spurrier visits Florida Gators spring football practice. Fark: He brings Gene Hackman along
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(Irish Mirror)
 
 
 
Pioneer of Total Football and legendary Dutch footballer Johan Cruyff goes through the goal posts one last time, dies at 68 after battle with cancer
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Wed March 23, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Here is a devastated family that wants to save football from itself, and they want Roger Goodell to be in the audience
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Noted neuroscientist Jerry Jones says linking CTE and football is "absurd"
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Mon March 21, 2016
(BBC)
 
 
 
Max Kruse and the terrible, horrible, no good, very bad week
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Sun March 20, 2016
(FIFA)
 
 
 
"Most of football's Hollywood-worthy plots take place on the field. But one of the game's greatest storylines took place off the pitch and featured a stolen World Cup trophy, a church hall, a ransom note and a loyal dog named Pickles"
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Thu March 17, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Arsenal fans are getting fed up with their very own Groundhog Day
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Tue March 15, 2016
(LA Times)
 
 
 
The NFL finally admits to a link between football and brain disease. With helpful pic of what a person with brain disease might look like
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Mon March 14, 2016
(Larry Brown Sports)
 
 
 
Johnny Manziel is now closer to his TMZ "family" than he ever was to achieving an above average passer rating
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(Sporting News)
 
 
 
Here's what your bracket would look like if college football adopted a 68-team tournament
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Sat March 12, 2016
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
You might want to move Martavis Bryant down in your fantasy football draft rankings
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Ohio State football head coach endorses John Kasich for President. Finally, Kasich gets the Urban vote
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Fri March 11, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Remember when the founder of RT was found dead last year? Well, after a four-month autopsy, it appears he died from playing pro football without a helmet
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Thu March 10, 2016
(Vice)
 
 
 
"Footballers' books can often be self-centred affairs, but any mention of a kit man will invariably be made in a warm, deferential tone - and generally followed by the misty-eyed retelling of a clandestine application of Deep Heat to someone's genitals"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Peyton Manning says one of the first calls he made about his retirement was to Tom Brady. Football fans are just glad it wasn't to Brett Favre
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Fri March 04, 2016
(Sporting News)
 
 
 
It's the dumbest thing you'll read all day, but since it's five months until football season, you'll click on it
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Wed March 02, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Harvard University football administrators consider banning tackling
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Wed February 24, 2016
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Browns Coach Hue Jackson promises that the Browns will draft a quarterback this April. Johnny Football says, "Ruh Roh"
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Mon February 22, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
English footballer can't get over lawless Australian rules football: "Fans from each side were mingling with each other, laughing and enjoying a beer or seven. Alarmed, I made it known to a member of the security team, who told me it was normal"
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Wed February 17, 2016
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Most footballers accept the red card with dignity and class and politely leave the pitch without an argument. Then there's this guy
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Tue February 16, 2016
(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Woman assaults club bouncer using football and wrestling moves, now is being looked at by the WWE for their next diva
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Sun February 14, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
The latest health hazard for football players: artificial turf ... could cause cancer
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Sat February 13, 2016
(NHL)
 
 
 
Football's done, pitchers & catchers are 6 weeks out, basketball is All Star weekending, and It's too cold to do anything outside. You should watch Hockey, here is it's thread. 10 games today, various starts from 1pm ET through 'til 10:30pm ET
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Thu February 11, 2016
(Special Broadcasting Service)
 
 
 
Australian Rules Football doping scandal is appealed in the most fitting place- Switzerland. G'day Mein Herr, darf ich Ihnen noch eine Garnele auf den Grill legen?
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Tue February 09, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
As it's Shrove Tuesday, businesses in the British town of Ashbourne board up their windows ahead of today's game of Shrovetide football
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Mon February 08, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
The most astonishing statistic from the Super Bowl was how much a beer cost at the stadium
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Tired of all the football, and need a basketball highlight? How about 5' 9" Isaiah Thomas stuffing 6' 11" DeMarcus Cousins at the rim
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Sun February 07, 2016
(NFL)
 
 
 
Will Peyton retire a winner? Has Carolina finally decided to show up? Does anyone want to win this game? It's the second half of Super Bowl L, assuming you survived Coldplay
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(NFL)
 
 
 
TONIGHT, bear witness to an event 50 years in the making. WILL SuperCam lead Carolina to eternal glory? CAN the Broncos win one for Peyton and Pat? LIVE from SANTA CLARA, THIS is YOUR Super Bowl 50 discussion thread (Kickoff @ 6:30pm ET on CBS)
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Get out your crystal ball, warm up your Quija board, scope out your tea leaves -- it's time to make your Superb Owl predictions. Can you harness the inner sight and accurately predict the football future?
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Sat February 06, 2016
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Here's the obligatory "Nine Reasons The Super Bowl Sucks" article to get you in the mood to watch football
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Fri February 05, 2016
(SportsGrid)
 
 
 
Highly-recruited football player turns down 12 college scholarships over concussion fears; will maybe play basketball in college, see how he does as a walk-on somewhere
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
You may want to sit down and make sure your monocle is safely in its case first, but it appears that the NFL tries to influence the results of the neuroscience studies it funds
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Thu February 04, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Top Irish footballer Mark Farren dead at 33 after aggressive brain cancer. To restate a long-stated opinion, fark cancer
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(CNN)
 
 
 
In new Thursday Night Football deal with NFL, CBS gets five early-season games to plug BBT and NCIS, while NBC gets five late-season games to plug whatever the hell NBC shows
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Tue February 02, 2016
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Draft your fantasy bowl team. Difficulty: Puppies
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
The Texas Supreme Court rules high school cheerleaders at football games are allowed to hold up signs with Bible verses, citing landmark case John 3:18
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(NFL)
 
 
 
Johnny Football needs a new name. Subby suggests "Johnny the Fry Guy"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
British football hooliganism fell to historic, sad, new low last year: "One arrest per 20,000 football fans. To put that into context people are 11 times as likely to be arrested at Glastonbury as at a football match"
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Mon February 01, 2016
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
The University of Maryland would like to apologize for telling its football players that drinking chocolate milk would protect them from concussions
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Sun January 31, 2016
(NFL)
 
 
 
There's still a week to go before the Super Bowl, and there's no football this week, so why not watch the Pro Bowl, 7 PM Eastern on ESPN?
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Thu January 28, 2016
(KUOW Seattle)
 
 
 
Construction crews unearth ancient mammoth bones beneath Oregon State football stadium end zone. Experts believe they were stomped to death by ancient ducks during some prehistoric civil war
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