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Headlines matching 'football'
Fri February 10, 2012
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(Slate) Followup It's starting to look as if the roles are now reversed - that Obama is Lucy with the football, and the Republicans are Charlie Brown  (slate.com) (243)
(Sports Illustrated) Sad Peyton Manning has made a complete and full recovery from neck surgery, except for that pesky "unable to throw a football" issue,  (tracking.si.com) (25)
(BBC) Weird Those keen football fans Kermit and Miss Piggy give their opinion on this weekends English Premier League action  (bbc.co.uk) (11)


Thu February 09, 2012
(Some Guy) Asinine Los Angeles may fine you $1,000 if you throw any object besides a beach ball or volleyball on a beach without a permit. Feel free to throw an objectless fit at no cost, however  (losangeles.cbslocal.com) (86)


Mon February 06, 2012
(Guardian) Weird Millionaires buy sports cars, billionaires buy football teams, mega-billionaires buy climate change  (guardian.co.uk) (106)
(CNN) Interesting The greatest football fan of all time...Teddy Roosevelt? Bully  (cnn.com) (30)


Sun February 05, 2012
(Discover) Interesting Too big a dork for football? Then read these football science facts updated live during the game  (blogs.discovermagazine.com) (30)


Fri February 03, 2012
(Stuff.co.nz) Followup Utah prosecutors clear police of all charges for using pepper spray and batons on a group of Polynesian students performing a haka at a football game, because no one in Utah can be expected to have the slightest idea what a haka is  (stuff.co.nz) (73)
(Telegraph) Followup The violence is spreading across Egypt as the football riots continue. Here is a timeline of the events  (telegraph.co.uk) (30)


Thu February 02, 2012
(SeattlePI) Interesting Will Seattle get another professional football team? Wait, they already have one?  (blog.seattlepi.com) (41)
(Fox News) Interesting Tony Dorsett sues the NFL because he chose to play football  (foxnews.com) (70)


Wed February 01, 2012
(Al Jazeera) Scary At least 73 people dead and scores injured as rivals clash in Egypt. Against the government? No, football  (aljazeera.com) (149)
(ESPN) Cool Just when you thought college football was on the sidelines, Hope springs eternal ....It's National Signing Day, people  (espn.go.com) (94)


Mon January 30, 2012
(USA Today) Obvious Colts owner on Peyton Manning's future with the team. "I can't be sentimental. This isn't fantasy football"  (content.usatoday.com) (116)


Fri January 27, 2012
(TheFW.com) Amusing Not looking forward to another boring Super Bowl? At least you don't have to endure one of these boring football songs. "Let's Ram It" indeed  (thefw.com) (12)
(My Fox DC) Florida Girls with big boobs date football players, have more fun, and apparently deserve to live longer  (myfoxdc.com) (861)
(Business News Daily) Stupid Americans would rather watch some pointless football game instead of getting married, laid, or employed  (businessnewsdaily.com) (15)


Thu January 26, 2012
(Washington Post) Fail It's been 20 years since your football team has done anything but fail spectacularly, so what's a local paper to do when yet another unreached Superbowl's coming and there's empty column inches to fill? TWENTY YEAR REMINISCENCE  (washingtonpost.com) (61)
(Some Guy) Weird Kurt Warner invests in an Indian professional football league which will likely be the biggest sports-related boondoggle of the year  (bizjournals.com) (35)


Wed January 25, 2012
(Atlanta Journal Constitution) Asinine Prized football recruit cannot sign with University of Georgia because (a) He didn't make good grades, (b) He started a fight at school, (c) his parents are undocumented Samoan immigrants  (ajc.com) (107)


Tue January 24, 2012
(ESPN) Spiffy Navy to join Big East for football in 2015, ending its run as an independent  (espn.go.com) (32)


Thu January 19, 2012
(TC Palm) Florida Woman arrested for stealing more than 130 sticks of men's antiperspirant products. Police on lookout for woman smelling like football, bare-knuckle fights, and victory  (tcpalm.com) (13)


Wed January 18, 2012
(YouTube) Sad In honor of the fact that even today Subby can't seem to get a Farking greenlight, here's a video of Charlie Brown, Lucy, and a football. Enjoy it while you can  (youtube.com) (12)


Tue January 17, 2012
(Washington Post) Interesting Inventor of football flak jacket and Reebok Pump dies at 79. *pssssssssshhhhhhhh*   (washingtonpost.com) (36)


Sun January 15, 2012
(ESPN) Obvious This just in: God doesn't follow football  (scores.espn.go.com) (271)


Fri January 13, 2012
(ESPN) Hero "I've come to believe in Tim Tebow for what he does off a football field, which is represent the best parts of us, the parts I want to be and so rarely am"  (espn.go.com) (210)
(Some Guy) Dumbass Cops in uniform caught meeting up in empty parking lot and playing football. (with pics) Some people have a problem with this  (13wmaz.com) (83)
(Columbia Tribune) Obvious 2011 Mizzou: "We spend $20 million annually on football. SEC: "Welcome Aboard, big-spender". 2012 Mizzou: "Um, about that..can you float me about 5 mil?"  (columbiatribune.com) (57)


Thu January 12, 2012
(YouTube) Amusing Old and busted: Recreating big plays w/Tecmo Bowl graphics. New hotness: Recreating big plays w/football helmeted peanuts  (youtube.com) (4)


Wed January 11, 2012
(Guardian) Amusing If you need ideas for the bedroom tonight, do you c) ask a German football team?  (guardian.co.uk) (54)


Tue January 10, 2012
(Sporting News) Interesting This BCS National Championship Game won't be remembered so much for Alabama's utter domination of LSU as it will the beginning of radical change in college football. A national playoff is coming, everyone  (aol.sportingnews.com) (209)
(The Daily Caller) Amusing Mitt Romney attempts to connect with voters as only Mitt Romney can: "This is the college football night"  (dailycaller.com) (65)
(Washington Post) Asinine Having solved all other problems in the state, Maryland lawmaker wants to legislate fantasy football  (washingtonpost.com) (66)


Sat January 07, 2012
(ESPN) Cool Will anyone watch Texans-Bengals? Will either defense make a stop in New Orleans? Most importantly, will The Jake Delhomme Era resume in Houston? The answers and more in the Wild Card Weekend: Day 1 thread (NBC, starting at 4:30 PM EST)  (espn.go.com) (lots)


Fri January 06, 2012
(si.com) Scary God may not decide football games, but God seems to be doing everything he can to help out the Broncos  (tracking.si.com) (38)
(Some Guy) Dumbass Gregg Doyel thinks trick plays in football are cool, except when they aren't. Then they are "weenie" touchdowns and they are leading to the downfall of America or something  (cbssports.com) (60)


Thu January 05, 2012
(SportsGrid) Amusing Chipotle would like to sell you burritos for that big football game they aren't legally allowed to mention  (sportsgrid.com) (70)
(New York Daily News) Obvious Just like football fans all across America, Tom Brady admits that he enjoyed watching the NY Jets fall out of the playoffs  (nydailynews.com) (104)


Mon January 02, 2012
(ESPN) Cool Houston vs Penn State, the Big 10 vs SEC, Oklahoma State vs Andrew Luck and friends, and in the Granddaddy of them all Ducks vs Badgers. It's your New Year's Day +1 College Football Bowl discussion thread  (scores.espn.go.com) (lots)


Fri December 30, 2011
(ESPN) Cool Subby went to a football game and a basketball game broke out. Thursday Baylor defeated UW 67-56. In comparison Wednesday the #7 Baylor basketball team won 54-52  (scores.espn.go.com) (53)


Thu December 29, 2011
(LA Times) Hero Oregon lineman named Beef Bowl MVP after a well-placed Heimlich maneuver  (latimesblogs.latimes.com) (18)
(FanNation) Hero Mike Pereira says what all football fans are thinking  (fannation.com) (76)
(The New York Times) Spiffy Big Ten, Pac-12 announce new football scheduling agreement, a move that won't change which SEC teams play in the National Championship game in the slightest  (nytimes.com) (73)


Wed December 28, 2011
(ESPN) Interesting Georgia officials - I mean, SEC officials - release 2012 football schedule  (espn.go.com) (48)
(Some Wookie) Scary Another article about the Oregon Ducks' questionable choice in football uniforms: Darth Vader edition  (thepostgame.com) (49)


Tue December 27, 2011
(Some Guy) Interesting Penn St. Football tops AP Poll, young boys  (katu.com) (30)
(BBC) Cool A full plate of EPL Boxing Day football that can shake-up the table starts with Chelsea-Fulham and features United, Liverpool, City and Newcastle in the menu, Dig in  (news.bbc.co.uk) (211)
(Deadspin) Video Because nothing says "football" like an 89-year-old Betty White discussing how hot Falcons QB Matt Ryan is  (deadspin.com) (27)


Mon December 26, 2011
(ESPN) Interesting Will Breesus lead the Saints to victory over the Falcons... again? It's another year, and another post-Christmas New Orleans Saints vs. Atlanta Falcons game on Monday Night Football, 8:30 PM ET on ESPN  (espn.go.com) (lots)
(Yahoo) Ironic Vet survives a suicide bomb attack in Kandahar only to be shot and paralyzed at his homecoming party while trying to break up a fight over football  (news.yahoo.com) (152)
(SeattlePI) Spiffy If you're on the verge of winning your Fantasy Football pool, it's probably because you drafted David Akers as your kicker  (seattlepi.com) (93)


Thu December 22, 2011
(ESPN) Amusing Will the Colts continue to ruin their draft position? Who is TJ Yates? Find out tonight on your Thursday Night Football thread. Colts vs. Texans. 8:20 PM ET. NFL Network  (scores.espn.go.com) (759)
(IndyStar) Silly Is it proper football etiquette to continue to wear the NFL jersey of a player who has signed with another team? "Two-beer fine"  (indystar.com) (179)


Wed December 21, 2011
(CBS Chicago) Obvious "Your entire lives have been defined in too large a part by association with a college football program. Now, you are cowards - unwilling or unable to confront the cold truth that your beloved father figure was a bad man"  (chicago.cbslocal.com) (328)
(USA Today) Strange Unlike American football, Europeans don't need to stomp on someone to get suspended. Name calling will do it  (usatoday.com) (93)
(TBO) Obvious Study finds when college's football team wins, male student grades drop. On the plus side, male students get laid more  (www2.tbo.com) (13)
(ESPN) Hero Another college football coach shamed in an NCAA scandal...for paying his staff out of his own pocket. Go dawgs  (espn.go.com) (57)


Tue December 20, 2011
(TheSunNews) Amusing No, it is not April 1st. Former Ameritrade CEO was picked as head football coach for college. He's looking to make some trades (at $5 each)  (thesunnews.com) (16)


Mon December 19, 2011
(ESPN) Interesting Will the Pittsburgh Steelers do the the San Francisco 49ers the same thing that happened the last time Ben Roethlisberger and a bunch of pills were mixed? Find out on Monday Night Football, 8:30 PM ET on ESPN  (espn.go.com) (lots)


Sun December 18, 2011
(Dallas News) Scary Golf cart goes bowling with football coaches  (dallasnews.com) (27)


Sat December 17, 2011
(Some Guy) Interesting Can the Cowboys snatch defeat from the jaws of victory again, or will the Buccaneers make it impossible to lose? It's Saturday Night Football on NFL Network, game begins at 8:20 PM ET  (nfl.com) (860)


Thu December 15, 2011
(Yahoo) Asinine Top 10 ridiculous college football bowl game names of 2011. Allstate BCS "Championship" Bowl somehow nowhere to be found on the list  (rivals.yahoo.com) (96)


Mon December 12, 2011
(SeattlePI) Sad How boring is the match up in tonight's Monday Night Football game? Even degenerate gamblers don't want to bet on it  (seattlepi.com) (1118)
(Some Football Guy) Spiffy Three High School Football teams from the same small town bring home 1A, 4A, and 5A State Championships  (thenewsstar.com) (45)


Sun December 11, 2011
(BBC) Spiffy The nameplate from a 1937 LNER Gresley Class B17/4 4-6-0 locomotive, the "Manchester United", has sold for $125,000. There's no way to explain this America, except that it involves both football and the wearing of anoraks  (bbc.co.uk) (11)
(ESPN) Interesting It's virtual crunch time again, so which players have the best -- and worst -- matchups for the fantasy playoffs? Here comes the (sports) science. It's your Week 14 Fantasy Football thread  (sports.espn.go.com) (64)


Sat December 10, 2011
(ESPN) Interesting What, you thought the college football regular season was over? It ain't over 'till Army and Navy play. Plus actual college football PLAYOFF games to round out a college football Saturday (Army-Navy 2:30 PM Eastern, CBS)  (espn.go.com) (220)
(ESPN) Interesting You kidding me? UCLA hired Jim Mora as their new coach??? Good thing college football doesn't have a playoff  (espn.go.com) (33)


Fri December 09, 2011
(WTSP) Florida Sure, ban alcohol sales to college kids at home football games, when the REAL problem is drunken parents, alumni in the skyboxes  (wtsp.com) (23)


Wed December 07, 2011
(Daily Mail) Dumbass Married teacher has sex with student after luring him to her car during football game. "IT'S UP ... AND IT'S GOOD"  (dailymail.co.uk) (129)


Mon December 05, 2011
(ESPN) Cool Riversface vs. Gabbert. Norv Turner vs. Norv Turner. Khan. It's a crap game, but it's still your official Monday Night Football thread  (scores.espn.go.com) (649)


Sun December 04, 2011
(BBC) Sad All men are mortal. Socrates is a man. Therefore, Socrates is mortal  (news.bbc.co.uk) (70)
(ESPN) Interesting It's your Week 13 Fantasy Football injury update -- Kolb is good to go with the toe, Freeman trying to come up with new injuries to keep him off the field, and Ahmad Bradshaw surprised everyone except himself by showing up for practice  (espn.go.com) (72)


Sat December 03, 2011
(ESPN) Spiffy Championship weekend is upon us. From Atlanta to Charlotte to Indianapolis, it's a Saturday of college football with enough games to make everyone forget how the BCS has killed the entire sport  (espn.go.com) (lots)


Fri December 02, 2011
(ESPN) Spiffy What does a 6-6 record earn your football team? If you're the Vanderbilt Commodores, it's a contract extension for the head coach, new jumbotron, and new indoor practice facility  (espn.go.com) (29)
(ESPN) Strange UConn fans asked to recite Pledge of Allegiance before games, though some commie students have a problem with that; want to change mascot name to Ruskies  (espn.go.com) (36)


Mon November 28, 2011
(ESPN) Cool The New Orleans Saints vs. the New York Giants. Who Dat? vs. What The Fark Are You Lookin' At? Monday Night Football, right here (8:30 PM ET, ESPN)  (scores.espn.go.com) (lots)
(ESPN) Silly "I wonder if Tim Tebow is an Internet troll who grew huge muscles and became a football player and is currently engaged in an epic prank on the NFL and football media. I am a Tebowist"  (espn.go.com) (153)
(Kansas City) Obvious Apparently, even Kansas football has standards  (kansascity.com) (26)
(Washington Post) Obvious Redskins beat writer has apparently never read Fark, watched football for the better part of the last decade  (washingtonpost.com) (36)


Sun November 27, 2011
(ESPN) Spiffy Vick out, Hassleback in. Hillis maybe, McGahee good. And Andre Johnson is back and ready for redemption. It's your Week 12 NFL Fantasy Football Roundup  (espn.go.com) (60)


Sat November 26, 2011
(Entertainment Weekly) Spiffy Charlie Brown can't kick a football, but he can still beat Lady Gaga in the TV ratings  (insidetv.ew.com) (52)
(ESPN) Obvious LSU thrashes Arkansas, proving once again the SEC is the best conference in college football  (sports.espn.go.com) (117)


Fri November 25, 2011
(Daily Mail) Strange Chelsea FC president proposes to build new football stadium at iconic Battersea Power Station, where the sheep can come out to watch pigs on the wings  (dailymail.co.uk) (15)


Tue November 22, 2011
(ESPN) Silly The waiver wire is hot, the trade deadline is hotter and my team is ice cold. It's waiver wire tuesday's fantasy football article  (sports.espn.go.com) (38)
(Reuters) Asinine In between the romantic bike rides, beef jerky pow wows, cupcake sessions and football parties, the super committee actually made some headway towards a deal  (reuters.com) (89)


Mon November 21, 2011
(ESPN) Interesting Which Tom Brady will show up tonight: the Super Bowl winning legend, or Jake-winning 4 INTs in one game Brady? Great Googly Moogly, it's the New England Patriots vs. the Kansas City Chiefs on Monday Night Football, 8:30 PM ET on ESPN  (espn.go.com) (775)
(ESPN) Spiffy All Day gets All Done, Jay Cutler cut down, Victor Cruz cruises. It's YOUR Monday (fantasy) football thread  (sports.espn.go.com) (107)
(Atlanta Journal Constitution) Sad Larry Munson, UGA football play-by-play announcer for more than four decades, has died  (blogs.ajc.com) (57)


Sat November 19, 2011
(ESPN) Cool Ole Blue vs Big Red, Trojans vs Ducks, Rebels vs Tigers, it's already shaping up to be a great college football thread  (espn.go.com) (lots)


Thu November 17, 2011
(Slanch Report) Dumbass College marching band makes fun of own team, gets banned by the school for the final game of the season. Fark: team is 0-9  (slanchreport.com) (26)
(News.com.au) Interesting His smile alone could power a Third World country. She blushes, like a high school girl who has, finally, after much bedroom plotting, captured the gaze of the football captain  (news.com.au) (178)
(CBC) Obvious School bans soccer balls, footballs, baseballs and tennis balls because kids might get hurt if they play with them  (cbc.ca) (255)


Wed November 16, 2011
(ABC) Sad Tired of the Pedo State football program getting all the press, new accuser comes forward claiming the university ignored his abuse claim against a former professor. Just the tip...of the iceberg  (abcnews.go.com) (201)
(Some Turkey) Dumbass Just in time for Thanksgiving, high school football player introduces "Power Gobbling"  (badjocks.com) (25)


Tue November 15, 2011
(azfamily.com) Unlikely Family defends toddler beauty pageants by pointing out that fake teeth, fake fingernails, and fake tans are the same as using helmets and pads in football. "That's what they need to compete"  (azfamily.com) (162)
(Some Guy) Amusing So did you hear the one about a guy that went to a midget football game and a cheerleading cat fight broke out?  (pressdemocrat.com) (31)


Mon November 14, 2011
(ESPN) Obvious Will the Packers slaughter the spread tonight? Or settle for merely beating the Vikings into a pulp? It's your Monday Night Football thread (kickoff at 830 ET)  (scores.espn.go.com) (1429)


Sat November 12, 2011
(ESPN) Spiffy Will Penn State or Nebraska prevail in the AWKward Bowl? Can Texas Tech knock off another #2? Will Wisconsin score 100 on Minnesota? And the biggest game of the day is in the Pac-12? It's college football  (scores.espn.go.com) (2076)


Thu November 10, 2011
(Some Guy) Amusing Will Philip Rivers shiat the bed three weeks in a row? Will Carson Palmer commit a felony on the way to the game to show he's a real Raider? Your Thursday Night Football thread is here  (nfl.si.com) (1029)
(Bleacher Report) Obvious Why the NCAA should consider the "Death Penalty" for Penn State Football  (bleacherreport.com) (339)


Wed November 09, 2011
(UPI) Interesting Researchers find old-fashioned leather football helmets were as effective as - sometimes better than - current models  (upi.com) (60)


Mon November 07, 2011
(Chicago Tribune) Cool Are you ready for some Monday Night Football? Wait, can we still say that? Anyway, the Bears take on the Eagles in a vain attempt to give fans hope. It's your Monday Night Football discussion thread  (chicagotribune.com) (lots)
(Some Guy) Dumbass Middle school football coach puts on a helmet and pads, breaks a kid's collarbone, then calls him a faker when he complains  (myfoxdetroit.com) (34)
(YouTube) Amusing Greatest false start celebration in the history of the National Football League  (youtube.com) (32)


Sat November 05, 2011
(ESPN) Spiffy Can K-State show Oklahoma State that they're the best little brother? Can Arkansas handle some Cocks? Can Nebraska show Northwestern why 'N' is for knowledge? Oh yeah, and LSU plays Alabama. It's college football  (scores.espn.go.com) (lots)
(The Raw Story) Florida Teens suspended for hugging at school. Baseball and football coaches still allowed "good hustle" pats of encouragement  (rawstory.com) (73)


Thu November 03, 2011
(Daily Mail) Photoshop Photoshop the Queen holding a football  (i.dailymail.co.uk) (58)


Tue November 01, 2011
(Radar Magazine) Unlikely Los Angeles City Attorney and Los Angeles County District Attorney seeking jail time for Lindsay Lohan. In other news, Charlie Brown hopes to kick the football this time around  (radaronline.com) (48)
(LA Times) Stupid Iranian football federation suspends soccer players for celebrating a goal in an "immoral" manner: a fanny pat. Subby thinks it really should depend on the Persian doing it  (latimesblogs.latimes.com) (12)
(CNN) Fail Chiefs win the Monday Night Football game, Philip Rivers wins the costume contest for his excellent Tony Romo outfit  (sportsillustrated.cnn.com) (180)


Mon October 31, 2011
(Yahoo) Interesting 94-66 = a great win if you were playing basketball. What? It was a Football game?  (rivals.yahoo.com) (15)
(ESPN) Interesting Will we see the Epic Riversface of Defeat, or will the Chefs play like their usual selves? It's the San Diego Chargers vs. the Kansas City Chiefs on Monday Night Football (8:30 PM on ESPN)  (espn.go.com) (lots)


Sun October 30, 2011
(Globe and Mail) Sappy Days after four players were killed by an alleged drunk driver, high school football team earns spot in championship game with 40-0 win  (theglobeandmail.com) (10)


Sat October 29, 2011
(Yahoo) Cool Can Wisconsin bounce back? Can Michigan State keep up the momentum? Is Kansas State for real? And will Stanford's SOS finally be higher than Boise's? It's your college football discussion thread  (rivals.yahoo.com) (lots)


Fri October 28, 2011
(Atlanta Journal Constitution) Cool Two Georgia high schools take football rivarly to the next level by calling each other out in music videos  (ajc.com) (23)


Thu October 27, 2011
(Omaha World Herald) Amusing Entire high school football team penalized for unsportsmanlike conduct  (omaha.com) (73)


Wed October 26, 2011
(The Local (Germany)) Silly Russian bear laid hands on Teutonic footballer  (thelocal.de) (6)
(some scoring machine) Strange Football team scores 49 points in 5:24 using only two offensive plays, without playing the Colts  (catholicsportsnet.com) (20)


Tue October 25, 2011
(NJ.com) Strange 12-year-old boy retaliates against pickup football tackler by body-slamming him, rupturing his spleen. He has just been drafted by the Steelers  (nj.com) (89)
(SB Nation) Amusing Oregon State football team arrives at Seattle hotel, discovers the hotel is hosting a zombie convention. Zombies defeat Beavers 35-17  (seattle.sbnation.com) (14)


Mon October 24, 2011
(ESPN) Interesting Will the Ravens murder their opponents, or do the Jaguars stand a chance at winning a second game this season? It's Monday Night Football on ESPN (Game starts at 8:30 PM)  (espn.go.com) (1432)
(Daily Mail) Asinine Want a celebratory dance to pick up your team's spirits after they lose a football game? That's a pepper sprayin'  (dailymail.co.uk) (105)
(Yahoo) Stupid Yeah, I know they call it football, but I don't think they mean it like THAT  (sports.yahoo.com) (36)


Sat October 22, 2011
(ESPN) Cool Will LSU miss its suspended players? Can Sparty take down the Badgers? Can Mizzou keep up with the Cowboys? It's time for a Saturday college football thread  (espn.go.com) (1538)


Fri October 21, 2011
(Bleacher Report) Silly Watch fat college football coaches running across fields, Baywatch style  (bleacherreport.com) (5)
(USA Today) Dumbass Fantasy football hires lobbyist, a former Boehner aide. Why can't they just stay away from owning RB's on the Redskins and Patriots like everyone else?  (usatoday.com) (46)
(Some Guy) Fail Lingerie Football League wants to start a youth league. In other news, Chris Hansen just had an aneurysm  (king5.com) (69)


Thu October 20, 2011
(Some Guy) Obvious The $EC dominate$ the li$t with 10 of the top 25 team$  (ibj.com) (55)
(Some Guy) Stupid University of Texas at San Antonio is getting the hang of NCAA football. Especially the "jerks running the stadium" part  (ksat.com) (23)


Wed October 19, 2011
(Chicago Tribune) PSA Our long national nightmare is over: Notre Dame has found the right shade of gold for their football helmets  (chicagotribune.com) (23)
(Bitten and Bound) Dumbass Paris Jackson joined the flag football team at her private school, and has already received a bonafide recruitment letter from the Lingerie Football League. Seriously  (bittenandbound.com) (47)


Mon October 17, 2011
(ESPN) Interesting Can Mark Sanchez and crew stumble across a victory, or will Matt Moore come off the bench and give Rex Ryan another taste of defeat? It's The Jets vs. The Dolphins on Monday Night Football (8:30 PM ET on ESPN)  (espn.go.com) (838)
(Seattle Times) Spiffy Seattle Times throws a stiff arm laugh at FARK's recent football headline (3rd section)  (seattletimes.nwsource.com) (0)


Sun October 16, 2011
(Some Guy) Fail UFL joins XFL, USFL as football leagues that are SOL  (wtkr.com) (39)


Sat October 15, 2011
(Yahoo) Spiffy Underdogs Texas, Ohio State, and Texas A&M take on heavy favorites Oklahoma State, Illinois, and Baylor. Wait, what? It's your week 7 college football discussion thread  (rivals.yahoo.com) (891)
(Daily Mail) Spiffy It's the two most successful teams in English football history. It's 5 European cups v 19 domestic titles, it's King Kenny v Sir Alex, it's Liverpool FC v Manchester United in this week's EPL thread  (dailymail.co.uk) (211)

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