Source	Fark Headline		Comments
(Some Guy)		Esquire doing March Madness style bracket to determine the "Sexiest Woman Alive." USC football coach Lane Kiffin is the only "man" in the field - and is dominating golfer Natalie Gulbis  (collegefootballtalk.nbcsports.com)	(55)

(bleacher report)

The top 10 college football teams guilty of scheduling out-of-conference cupcakes. You probably already know who #1 is. (warning: slideshow)  (bleacherreport.com)

(154)

(610 WTVN)

News: triple shooting on Ohio State's campus. Fark: didn't involve a football player  (wtvn.com)

(146)

		A sad story of child abuse in which Michigan's new AD, the Domino's Pizza guy, says that his life was shaped by Michigan football  (detroitnews.com)	(24)
		Indiana Governor raises $6,000 for local youth football by auctioning Saints flag flown in his office..with the stipulation that the money be spent teaching kids how to cover onside kicks    (wwl.com)	(30)

College football team steals every copy of student newspaper to cover up disparaging drug bust arrests. You can't make this stuff up, people  (outofbounds.nbcsports.com)

(41)

(Some Guy)

Apparently the suck of Oasis was also bringing down the local football team  (nme.com)

(9)

(Some Guy)

Strangest moments from Golden Age batman comics, including Batman kicking an extra point in a physically impossible manner  (comicsalliance.com)

(26)

		After dominating college football and winning the BCS Championship, the University of Alabama is not content and moves to the next challenge: the 2010 USARPS Rock, Paper, Scissors Championship in Acapulco, Mexico. Duke sucks  (blog.al.com)	(23)
		There will always be the necessary materials to make baseball bats and footballs. But one day the world will run out of the special granite used to make a proper curling stone  (sports.yahoo.com)	(55)

Oregon football player arrested for choking his girlfriend, but an Oregon player choking should come as no surprise to anyone who watched the Rose Bowl  (sportsillustrated.cnn.com)

(49)

The sorta, kinda, maybe, semi-official, football is over, tired of snow everywhere except at the Olympics, thank god the season is finally here Daytona 500 discussion thread  (sports.yahoo.com)

(lots)

For some strange reason, the NFL Network is bringing back Arena Football. Tag is for the inevitable  (contactmusic.com)

(42)

(sportpost.com)

1200 students who weren't good enough for the football, basketball, hockey or even soccer team play in the world's biggest dodgeball game  (sportpost.com)

(24)

Michigan regents hastily call closed door meeting to gossip about Wolverine NCAA football probe. Finger pointing begins in 3 ... 2  (usatoday.com)

(55)

(Some Guy)

Sean Peyton disregarded a "gentlemen's rule" of football, just like those old soldiers who decided not to walk up to the enemy and kindly be shot at  (bleacherreport.com)

(344)

The Snowpacalypse may have virtually paralyzed the eastern Seaboard, but that ain't gonna cancel an afternoon of beer, wings, and football at the White House for 4 dozen wounded vets and their families  (news.yahoo.com)

(26)

(Some 49ers Fan)

49ers legend Jerry Rice elected to Pro Football Hall Of Fame. Also, some other guys got in  (clarionledger.com)

(139)

		Peyton Manning, idiot savant of football  (slate.com)	(76)
		News: local football prospect offered scholarship at USC, Fark: He's thirteen  (sports.espn.go.com)	(52)

(NBC Sports)

Joe Theismann says Tim Tebow should have retired as soon as his college career ended. And that was one of the nicer things he said  (profootballtalk.nbcsports.com)

(119)

(Bama Web Cam)

Today is National Signing Day when high school football players officially decide where to play in college. How big has it gotten? Alabama has a webcam set up on their fax machine so people can see when "letters of intent" come in  (all-access.cbssports.com)

(75)

Fearing that this week's football game might overshadow His Peytonness, ESPN gives us "18 Things You Didn't Know About Peyton Manning"  (sports.espn.go.com)

(55)

It's your (semi) official (semi) Pro Bowl thread for all of you (semi) serious football fans out there  (sports.yahoo.com)

(470)

You know how Tim Tebow's mom says in his Super Bowl ad that she was advised to get an abortion? Yeah, at the time in the Phillipines, abortion was completely illegal, punishable by up to 6 years in prison for any doctor performing one  (huffingtonpost.com)

(105)

Manchester School District has decided only "economically disadvantaged students" will be allowed to go on holiday field trips to Safari parks and football games. Suck it rich kids  (dailymail.co.uk)

(191)

While you were watching football, Kelly Kulick became the first female to win a PBA tour title  (msn.foxsports.com)

(45)

		This week's mugshot roundup: Are you ready for some football?  (thesmokinggun.com)	(179)
		Football games have 11 minutes of actual action. Giggity  (msn.foxsports.com)	(187)

English football and African football precede American football today. Its your EPL and Africa Cup of Nations discussion thread  (news.bbc.co.uk)

(76)

		This week's mugshot roundup starts off with a serious football fan and seriously deteriorates from there  (thesmokinggun.com)	(199)
		Dave Cutcliffe turns down lucrative Tennessee football job to remain at...Duke?  (abcnews.go.com)	(73)
		73 percent of Div 1-A college football head coaches prefer BCS to any sort of championship playoffs. After all, when you have a Weedeater Bowl trophy in your office, you're already a champion  (orlandosentinel.com)	(75)

New England atriots, commonly called the "ats," are a rofessional football team now missing something  (bostonherald.com)

(41)

(The Wiz of Odds.com)

From LeGarrette Blount to Brandon Spikes, a look at the cheapest shots of the 2009 college football season  (thewizofodds.com)

(56)

		News: Michigan ranked 18th in final AP football poll. Fark: Central Michigan  (cbssports.com)	(49)
		Ravens fans are "the most sniveling, caterwauling, whiniest bunch of ref-blaming losers ever to infest a football stadium." It's the ref's fault if this isn't greenlighted  (kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com)	(101)

Michigan hires Domino's Pizza CEO as new AD, sets sights on putting football team in 2010 Papajohns.com Bowl  (cbssports.com)

(48)

Burglary suspects decide to evade cops by running onto local high school football field, where as it turns out, off-duty law enforcement officials were practicing for the upcoming Pig Bowl against the fire department. Jailarity ensues  (sacbee.com)

(23)

Urban Meyer is fast becoming the Brett Favre of college football  (rivals.yahoo.com)

(38)

(Some Guy)		Today's college football bowl games discussion thread. Even though the games suck, we've only got four more of these things left after this one, laddies  (cbssports.com)	(716)
(Some Football Guy)		News: Pair of East Carolina football players suspended for upcoming Liberty Bowl. Fark: for fighting at the awards luncheon and nearly knocking over a table. UltraFark: over a dessert  (lastangryfan.com)	(18)

You play on a football team that's having one of its worst seasons in years. Do you C) insult and blame a local football analyst? "This is coming from a guy that's got 22 career touchdowns and 35 interceptions."  (seattletimes.nwsource.com)

(19)

You're Brett Favre's nephew, you win the state high school football championship, and break the career TD passing record by 40. And no college will touch you  (sportsillustrated.cnn.com)

(128)

		Former Texas A&M star now claiming Aggies football coach abused his teammates. Selective outrage machine to asplode in 3...2...1  (sportsbybrooks.com)	(37)
		2009 was a great year in Sports...for football commentators drawing penises on the screen with Telestrators  (deadspin.com)	(30)

(Some Favre Guy)

Will Brett Favre out Favre himself? Will the Bears be able to contain Purple Jesus? It's your Monday Night Football discussion thread. Vikings vs Bears  (nfl.com)

(1578)

Ohio vs Marshall, Pitt vs UNC, and BC vs USC. Today's college football thread  (espn.go.com)

(306)

		Giants-Redskins. Monday Night Football. Discuss  (espn.go.com)	(840)
		Kotaku puts on a college football bowl and playoff spectacular; the good news is, in their reality we get an actual NCAA champion. The bad news is, their choice shows why the NCAA never lets video game geeks decide the NCAA champion  (kotaku.com)	(42)

Bowl season starts today at 4:30 ET with Fresno State @ Wyoming in the New Mexico Bowl followed by UCF @ Rutgers in the St Petersburg Bowl. Top that off with the Saints facing the Cowboys. Your Saturday football thread is here  (cbssports.com)

(1320)

		Lingerie Football League gets it's panties in a bunch, files briefs threatening to bustier players who let slip the league's dirty little secrets  (thesmokinggun.com)	(138)
		"The Lingerie Football League season isn't over. And the Seattle Mist has some unfinished business to tend to"  (blog.seattlepi.com)	(50)

It's your college football playoff (that will never happen in a million farking years because it would make too much sense) simulator. Difficulty: Try to get West Virginia to win the National Championship  (espn.go.com)

(99)

(Nashville City Paper)		He knocks on every single door in his district, steals seats at football games, trash-talks police, and demands membership in the black caucus: meet the representative the GOP really wishes you'd quit electing  (nashvillecitypaper.com)	(68)
		So, apparently Indiana has a football team; and that team broke the record 21 wins in a row yesterday. Boring, I know. Can we please get back to what the Saints and Vikings are doing?  (sports.yahoo.com)	(78)

Tennessee football coach Lane Kiffin says he takes investigations of the school's recruiting practices as a compliment.....wait, what?  (sports.espn.go.com)

(62)

Only one game for today's college football discussion thread, but what a game it is. Cheer on the mighty Black Knights as they knock off Navy and go to their first bowl game since 1996. Go Army, beat Navy  (rivals.yahoo.com)

(188)

		Taking advantage of a city gripped by football fever, thieves launch daring $6m raid. Somebody should really make a film out of this  (news.bbc.co.uk)	(24)
		Monday Night Football: Dec. 8, 1980. Howard Cossel tells the nation the news that day, oh boy  (youtube.com)	(132)

Beer porn beer porn football boobies money jessica alba nude beer money porn porn Drew Curtis naked beer  (msnbc.msn.com)

(31)

		And then there was one. Florida/Alabama, Cincy/Pitt and a slew of other games no one cares about. It's your last pre-bowl college football discussion thread  (rivals.yahoo.com)	(lots)
		Now the economy is strong, everyone has health care and climate change has been fixed the U.S. House is gearing up for a vote on a bill aimed at forcing a national college football playoff  (online.wsj.com)	(68)

		LeBron James sinks a full court shot....with a football  (barenucks.com)	(38)
		Michigan football will have lots of questions in 2010. At least they can spend the bowl season trying to come up with some answers since they don't have anything better to do  (freep.com)	(72)
		Mangino steps down as Kansas football coach, registers 7.5 on Richter Scale    (content.usatoday.com)	(99)

		ESPN's projected college football playoff seeds for Week 13  (espn.go.com)	(163)
		Florida State offensive line pulls what may be the most bizarre effort in the entire history of American football  (liveleak.com)	(123)
		Early in his career, Bobby Bowden was forced to fire himself as the school's basketball coach because he gave all his scholarships to football players and then forced some of them to play basketball  (theledger.com)	(21)

		Obvious Troll of the day: The right wing blog Little Green Footballs lists 10 reasons why it is parting ways with the right  (littlegreenfootballs.com)	(253)
(Some Guy)		Man watching football on TV is surprised when a deer bursts into his home for a rousing game of "pursue and sack"  (fox8.com)	(27)
(France 24)		FC Barcelona's Lionel Messi wins the Ballon d'Or award as best European footballer of the year. Suck it, Ronaldo  (france24.com)	(53)

Church finds success using football to bring people to God, because football is real and can change people's lives  (nj.com)

(106)

(My West Texas)		1284 total yards and 164 total points scored. No, this isn't an individual's statistics for the year, it's the numbers for a single game. Welcome to Texas 6 man high school football  (mywesttexas.com)	(34)
		Florida plays Florida State, Arizona plays Arizona State, North Carolina plays North Carolina State, Oklahoma plays Oklahoma State ... hm, must be near the end of the season. Your Saturday college football discussion thread  (rivals.yahoo.com)	(803)
(Some Crazy Canuck)		Not only does Canada have great beer, maple syrup and health care for everyone, we also have a true national college football championship. Can we get some love for the Vanier Cup?  (vaniercup.ca)	(61)

(Some Guy)

Groom orders massive alligator-shaped cake for his wedding to pay homage to his favorite football team. Yeah, this guy's my hero too (w/ pics)  (mailonsunday.co.uk)

(25)

		Lions and turkeys and beers, oh my. It's your official Thanksgiving Day Football Thread  (cbssports.com)	(lots)
(NBC Sports)		Oakland Raiders will play their first Thanksgiving game in 39 years. With the current roster, football fans wonder why they'll be ending that streak today  (profootballtalk.nbcsports.com)	(22)
		As Thanksgiving as Detroit Lions football, a big crackling turkey with all the fixings, and cold turkey sandwiches at 10:00 PM, it's Arlo Guthrie singing "Alice's Restaurant"  (youtube.com)	(18)

		Polite headline: "Michigan, Notre Dame must re-evaluate their places in football." Translation: "They need to get over themselves already because everybody else has"  (usatoday.com)	(87)
		From the Amazing High School Football Plays file: Punt returned for 33 yards covers about a football field and a half in real time  (liveleak.com)	(31)
		2 Michigan State football players dismissed from team. Only 18 more to go, Dan Antonio  (clickondetroit.com)	(22)

Report: 20 Michigan State football players in ski masks 'stormed' MSU dorm in bloody attack, injuring seven - including women  (sportsbybrooks.com)

(229)

		We might have a Monday Night Football thread. We might also have a football game in Houston that people care about. Probably not though  (google.com)	(305)
		Steelers fan kills puppy because it wouldn't stay quiet before a football game. He's apparently a big fan of Michael Vick, too  (cnews.canoe.ca)	(83)
		Northeastern cancels its football program. In other news, Northeastern had a football program  (sports.espn.go.com)	(49)

		Can the Ravens end the Colts' streak? Will Romo gets Dallas back on track against the 'Skins? Who will lead the Broncos? How many times will the Eagles intercept Cutler? All this and a whole lot more real football action  (sports.yahoo.com)	(lots)
		God is punishing Notre Dame football because Obama spoke at the college. Why God is punishing the rest of us with Notre Dame football, we may never know  (dailykos.com)	(112)

Why are college football coaches in public universities allowed to indoctrinate students into Christianity?  (tampabay.com)

(130)

		The SEC surrenders to the oil industry; proving once and for all that the oil industry is the greatest college football conference in the country  (blogs.reuters.com)	(19)
		Kansas football coach Mark Mangino tries to save his job by saying his verbal abuse of his players is just doing the work that their parents "should have done before they got to me"  (kansascity.com)	(34)

(The 700 Level)		Thirty-one years ago today, the Eagles beat the Giants at the "Miracle at the Meadowlands," the last time the words "Herman Edwards" "football" and "good" were used together  (the700level.com)	(51)
		How cheap is real estate in Detroit? While the new football stadium in Dallas cost $1 Billion, the once super-bowl host Pontiac Silverdome sold for $583,000  (bloomberg.com)	(41)