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8 headlines found matching 'fond'
Thu July 30, 2015
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(ASU State Press)
 
 
 
Police pull over exotic dancer for DUI. During arrest, the woman kicks one officer in the chest, spits on the second, and repeatedly fondles the genitals of the third officer. First two officers annoyed that the other one seemed distracted
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Mon July 06, 2015
(Newstalk 770)
 
 
 
Roast beef sandwiches recalled, and not fondly
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Fri June 26, 2015
(Pix11)
 
 
 
The people who serve the food at Rikers Island prison are so fond of the inmates there they serve most dishes with blue sprinkles to keep them cheerful and happily dead
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Tue June 23, 2015
(Aspen Times)
 
 
 
77 year-old man fondly recalls the good old days when you could take a little nap in your backyard without being awakened by a farking bear biting your ankle
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Thu June 04, 2015
(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
Problem: You see a man standing in porta-potty with his pants around his ankles and the door open fondling himself. Solution: Tip it over on the door side and call police
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Fri May 15, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Goodell vows to personally fondle Brady's balls
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Sat May 09, 2015
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Officials clamp down on tourists fondling statue's breasts
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Thu April 16, 2015
(Politico)
 
 
 
Congratulations, you made Hillary Clinton a burrito bowl. Your meaningless life is going to be under the media spotlight for the next year. And just when you think you've survived, the conspiracy theorists will all insist you fondled her beans
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