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59 headlines found matching 'flu'
Sat February 28, 2015
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
A historical take on the fluoridation debate of the 1950s. There were plenty of people who thought it was a communist plot to corrupt their precious bodily fluids
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Thu February 26, 2015
(Fortune)
 
 
 
Donald Keough, former president and most influential COO in the history of Coca-Cola dies at age 88, is survived by six children, 18 grandchildren, but everyone just called him "Pop"
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Wed February 25, 2015
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Republican Assemblywoman suggests that cancer is a fungus that can be flushed out with sodium cardonate. Still no actual cure for cancer
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Mon February 23, 2015
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Fluoride in water linked to depression, weight gain, launching nuclear attacks
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(54)
 


Sat February 21, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
'Trench cello' played for the first time since WW1. No word if museum plans to host a symphony along with a flamethrower flute and bayonet bassoon
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(26)
 


Wed February 18, 2015
(KCRG)
 
 
 
Inmate flushes "large object," floods sheriff's office
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(30)
 


Tue February 17, 2015
(The Journal (Ireland))
 
 
 
Wouldn't you like to lather those big moist round and fluffy cakes with a little of your butter? Mmmmmmmmmmmmm, Pancake Day
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(38)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
You should stop doing pilates if it makes your brain fluid leak
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(18)
 


Tue February 10, 2015
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Fans spray web fluid in their underoos upon news that Spider-Man is joining the Marvel Cinematic Universe
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Sun February 08, 2015
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
The ebb and flow of baby names. Clearly, people are influenced by pop culture nonsense, which is why there have been so many Edwards and Isabellas thanks to that Twilight nonsense
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Fri February 06, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
We don't want to cause no kerfluffle, we were just fined for the Super Bowl scuffle
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(29)
 


Tue February 03, 2015
(Daily News Egypt)
 
 
 
Please do not flush your ancient mummies when you're bored of playing with them
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(10)
 


Fri January 30, 2015
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
I'm not trying to influence your pick on which team will win the Super Bowl, but I have it on good advice from an octopus at an aquarium in Arizona that Seattle is a dead lock
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(28)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Robbie Coltrane who played Hagrid in Harry Potter hospitalized after suffering "flu like symptoms" on flight, but witnesses claim he was drinking heavily before taking off. He shouldn't have done that. He should NOT have done that
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Wed January 28, 2015
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Amongst the medical devices found on the wreck of Blackbeard's ship is a "clyster pump," which was designed to squirt fluid up your arrrrrrse
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(56)
 


Sat January 24, 2015
(TMZ)
 
 
 
You'll never guess who flunked community service
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(36)
 
(Some Freaked Out Guy)
 
 
 
If you think bedbugs in your mattress are terrifying, try not to think about all the dust mites and bodily fluids
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(47)
 


Fri January 23, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Old & busted: Regaining consciousness & speaking another language fluently. New hotness: Regaining consciousness & believing you're a cricket outfielder
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(7)
 


Tue January 20, 2015
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
"Free, for one day only, see the majesty of 'The Holy Land Experience.' Come ride the Baptismal log flume. Try your hand at turning water into wine. Help us get our tax write-off"
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Mon January 19, 2015
(NYPost)
 
 
 
NYC apartment owners now rent their toilets to pedestrians flush with cash and desperate to flush
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(42)
 


Fri January 16, 2015
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Elizabeth Warren: No no no, not the comfy Darrell Issa treatment over my Consumer Financial Protection Bureau *flutters eyelashes*
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The CDC on this year's wimpy flu vaccine: 23% of the time, it works every time
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Thu January 15, 2015
(Naked Security)
 
 
 
"Google just flushed 61 percent of Android users down the security toilet"
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(87)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Scientists say that a universal flu vaccine will soon be a reality. Which will be great if there is ever such a thing as the universal flu
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Sat January 10, 2015
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Doctors are being urged to prescribe more antiflu meds that don't seem to work against the flu very well, but the drug companies love it
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(19)
 


Fri January 09, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Scientists admit they "guessed wrong" about this year's flu vaccine. They totally nailed their guesses on the other vaccines, though, no worries
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Thu January 08, 2015
(Komo)
 
 
 
Nurses suing over mandatory flu shots as hospital discovers perfect method for weeding out people too dumb to be nurses
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Wed January 07, 2015
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
CDC reports more middle-age, white men die from binge drinking than college students. Yeah, right, like Ebola only spreads by direct contact to infected bodily fluids too
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Tue January 06, 2015
(Examiner)
 
 
 
Yale scientists figure out why some people get winter colds and flu and some don't, and it comes down to how warm your nose is
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(7)
 


Sun January 04, 2015
(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Woman stuck in chimney. California flue season officially begins
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Tue December 30, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Just in time for Ebola panic to die down, Hong Kong confirms first case of bird flu this season
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(18)
 


Mon December 29, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass fluffy two-week-old baby seal goes for first swim in Antarctica, probably to escape a polar bear (pics)
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Sun December 28, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Cosmopolitan was more than an "of the moment" drink. It influenced how we drink more than any other cocktail in the last 50 years
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Sat December 27, 2014
(SanDiegoUnionTribune)
 
 
 
Creating the flu vaccine is still a six month process, even after decades of trying to perfect its mind-control prop... er, I mean, uh... hey, look into this pen
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Tue December 23, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Footballer wakes from a coma speaking fluent French and believing that he's Matthew McConaughey. Bien, bien, bien
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Mon December 22, 2014
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Bungie: "Destiny is about to receive a stampeding influx of what gamers inevitably refer to as 'Christmas Noobs.' Go easy on 'em. Try not to laugh too hard when they lodge their first, adorable complaint about our old friend Rahool"
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Sun December 21, 2014
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Massachusetts Senate President's 27 year old boyfriend keeps boasting about how much influence he has over state government, so his employer exiles him to a place more accustomed to embarrassing public spectacles
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Mon December 15, 2014
(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Debut LP of Jpop-influenced group Babymetal named 2014 Metal Album of the Year in Internet poll. This is an outrage
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Sun December 14, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Jeb Bush to release 250,000 emails from his two terms as governor. Will he run for President in 2016? Be with us next time for "Duck Bush Dynasty" or "Florida Voter Rolls Flush"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Hipster vandal only vandalizes the hood emblem of BMWs to express anti-affluence class resistance
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(88)
 


Fri December 12, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
Cyber attack caused an oil pipeline to explode in Turkey. It's a good thing we don't have any plans for giant long pipeline of combustible fluid through a swath of the US, and no enemies that would ever try to attack us through the internet
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Mon December 08, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
CDC recommends everyone still get a mind control shot even though it won't protect against the flu this year
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Sat December 06, 2014
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
PSA: When under the influence of mind altering drugs, leave your vehicle at home
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Thu December 04, 2014
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Who will flub their lines? Will Allison Williams' Peter Pan fall to Christopher Walken's Captain Hook? Has NBC learned their lesson that live musicals are a bad idea? Find out tonight at 8PM ET. It's your official Peter Pan LIVE discussion thread
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Did you get a flu shot this year? If so, the CDC wants you to know it probably won't work because the virus has mutated. Merry Christmas, everyone
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Wed December 03, 2014
(Komo)
 
 
 
If you flushed a few gallons of concrete down a toilet near Seattle's South Lake Union district, Seattle Public Utilities would like a word with you
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Sun November 30, 2014
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Headline: Flu vaccine kills 13 in Italy. Article: There's no evidence they died from the vaccine
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Sat November 29, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Six year-old Syrian refugee living in Turkey feeds his family by playing a flute in a busy shopping district. But now, his family's only source of income is gone after police confiscated his musical instrument
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(64)
 


Tue November 25, 2014
(GQ)
 
 
 
GQ's thirty least influential people of 2014. Subby saved from list by posting this article
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(33)
 


Mon November 24, 2014
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Google discovers the secret to global internet access and it's ... fluffy socks?
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(15)
 


Fri November 21, 2014
(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
Smithsonian's list of the 100 most influential Americans includes Abraham Lincoln, Mark Twain, and... L. Ron Hubbard?
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(108)
 


Tue November 18, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, FLU
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(18)
 


Fri November 14, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Cruise ship that was built specifically to lure passengers that hate cruising has a wind tunnel for indoor skydiving, a bumper car arcade, and toilets that flush
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(52)
 


Tue November 11, 2014
(Village Voice)
 
 
 
Hipsters complain that music in NYC is dead, as rising rents and influx of gentrifying yuppies make it impossible to find places to practice with their band
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(56)
 


Mon November 10, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Scientists predict that Earth's magnetic field is going to flip and hopefully cause Detroit to be flung into outer space
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(36)
 
(KBOI2 Boise)
 
 
 
Fighting deer rescued from deep window well. In related news harvey pancake quagmire kerfluffel
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(11)
 


Sun November 09, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
With purchase of multiple depots and sites in England, German yoghurt maker Müller increases Weiss-like grip on British dairy business. Daily Mail asks what is going to happen to our precious bodily fluids
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(5)
 


Wed November 05, 2014
(610 WIOD)
 
 
 
Not getting a flu shot? That's a firing
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(280)
 


Tue November 04, 2014
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Good news voter, the way you vote today will influence the 2016 election. Not really, but go on thinking that, poser
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