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63 headlines found matching 'flu'
Thu April 28, 2016
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Key and Peele go to an animal shelter and proceed to give the residents names like Mr. Higgabonton Crumplier III, Cat Licksyrussel, Purrhuggz N' Harmony, and FluffyTail WhiskerFace
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Wed April 27, 2016
(Huffington Post Canada)
 
 
 
Anti-vaccination parents who refused medical care for their young son stricken with meningitis, giving him maple syrup as if it were a cure-all, have been found guilty of killing him. Yes, even Canada has these nut jobs; it's not just the US
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Tue April 26, 2016
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Titan has a series of Great Lakes too, but they're filled with clear methane rather than garbage and sewer effluent
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"Ark Encounter" theme park not your thing? Perhaps the "Genocide and Incest Park" might be up your alley. Complete with "Dead Gods Zoom Flume," a "De-baptism Waterfall" and "Rainbow Zipline"
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Fri April 22, 2016
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
TMZ is reporting that the "flu" Prince was hospitalized for last week, was the kind that requires Narcan to cure. So either they have some solid info or VERY good libel lawyers on retainer
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Thu April 21, 2016
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Influential venture capitalist warns young start-ups that nobody wants to get into bed with someone who has "dirty term sheets"
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(CBS Minnesota)
 
NewsFlash
 
Now is when doves cry :(
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Wed April 20, 2016
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Four-year olds in England sent survey asking what gender they identify with. Possible answers included genderqueer, tri-gender, and gender fluid. Subby wanted to be a astronaut
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Sun April 17, 2016
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
New investigation conducted by The Ric Romero Institution for Journalism Institute discovers the majority of teachers in one state who receive bonuses teach in affluent areas
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Sat April 16, 2016
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Prince makes an emergency landing due 2 flu
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Wed April 13, 2016
(Salon)
 
 
 
Affluenza teen gets jail time. Facepalm tag is for how much
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Sun April 10, 2016
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Another country has fallen under the influence of Satan and West Hollywood
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Sudden influx of U.S. tourists causing Cuba to run low on beer. Thanks Obama
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Sat April 09, 2016
(KVUE Austin)
 
 
 
A 4-year-old saved his mom's life by unlocking her cellphone and calling for help, is now planning to put Kindergarten on hold while he considers offers made by both Apple and the FBI
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Thu April 07, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"Trump is right about one thing: Shaking hands is gross"
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Mon April 04, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
How to change blinker fluid in a car or truck
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Fri April 01, 2016
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
'Game of Thrones' producers shoot down reports that Season 6 was changed due to online outrage over female storylines: 'Not one word' of scripts influenced 'in any way.' So there
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Tue March 29, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
29-year-old member of Canadian billionaire family who took full responsibility for killing three kids and their grandfather while driving drunk sentenced to jail until age 39 and taking taxis until age 51. Ergo, socialized medicine cures affluenza
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Sat March 26, 2016
(Quartz)
 
 
 
The most powerful, influential voice on the road to the White House is none other than Pat Sajak, I must say
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Thu March 17, 2016
(Fortune)
 
 
 
♫ Ring, Ring, a product without clientele / Ring, Ring, an internet-of-things doorbell / Ring, Ring, $60M in capital / Richard Branson's funding so graciously / The investors hold on tenaciously / Ring, Ring, it's flushing his cash straight to hell ♫
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Wed March 16, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Mass murderer compares eating the same meal two days in a row to waterboarding. Affluenza kid unavailable for comment
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Tue March 15, 2016
(Polygon)
 
 
 
System Shock, the 22-year-old horror game that influenced a lot of classics like Deus Ex and the first-person Fallout titles, is getting remade. This alpha preview is pretty ... and ominous
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Wed March 09, 2016
(NUVO News)
 
 
 
3/9 New Comics Previews: Guess Who's Back Again?
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Sun March 06, 2016
(Gizmodo UK)
 
 
 
Complex simulated fluid dynamics of streamlines in turbulent liquid mercury may just be the most breathtaking thing you'll see this weekend
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Mon February 29, 2016
(WorldWide Weird News)
 
 
 
And the flue season continues in Texas
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Sat February 27, 2016
(Ottawa Citizen)
 
 
 
Yoko Ono hospitalized with flu-like symptoms. Initial tests suggest she may have been listening to Yoko Ono songs
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Thu February 25, 2016
(Western Mass News)
 
 
 
Looks like someone just totally flunked Driver's Ed
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(Reykjavik Grapevine (Iceland))
 
 
 
Gdansk flugdólgur björk'd in Keflavik
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Tue February 23, 2016
(WTHI-TV Terre Haute)
 
 
 
How to win friends and influence people: The Indiana Superdelegate edition
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(STV.tv)
 
 
 
Ancient Chinese rock carving uncovered, although the ancients seem to have been under the influence of a Scottish distillery at the time
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Thu February 18, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Good news and bad news. Good news is your cancer is in remission. Bad news is you caught the swine flu at our hospital
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The "liberal" media really goes to town on Donald Trump with a fluffy softball town hall meeting. Boy, the media sure is biased against conservatives
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Tue February 16, 2016
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
To avoid catching the flu from all their patients with the flu, doctors gargle with lemon water, drink lavender tea, and stuff garlic cloves under the armpits. Just kidding. They get flu shots like normal people
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Mon February 15, 2016
(Popular Military)
 
 
 
Air Force General faints during F-35 briefing. He must have finally seen the price tag
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(Salon)
 
 
 
The U.S. military has a scathing case of affluenza
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Thu February 11, 2016
(Take Part)
 
 
 
"It's time to stop hating on potatoes." Right after we stop adding the superfluous preposition "on" to the word "hating"
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Wed February 10, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
HP flunky emails Financial Times columnist, threatens to pull advertising if she doesn't retract snide, biased comments about Meg Whitman's recent speech. Response: snide, biased takedown of said flunky
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Tue February 09, 2016
(DFW Star-Telegram)
 
 
 
'Affluenza' mom is off the hook for paying the $3100 taxpayer-footed bill for extradition expenses
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Fri February 05, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
You may want to sit down and make sure your monocle is safely in its case first, but it appears that the NFL tries to influence the results of the neuroscience studies it funds
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Thu February 04, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
Affluenza strikes Canada as member of family worth billions who killed 3 kids and their grandfather while driving drunk "accepted full responsibility and accountability for his conduct and the devastating consequences of that conduct." Wait, what?
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Wed February 03, 2016
(Quartz)
 
 
 
Thanks to influence of manly men's movies The Hateful Eight and The Revenant, fashionistas proclaim men wearing fur as Next Big Thing
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Tue February 02, 2016
(Centers for Disease Control)
 
 
 
Current predominant flu strain this year is H1N1, which you may recall from such past hits as The 1918 Influenza Pandemic
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Fri January 29, 2016
(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
Affluenza teen family's legal woes, general douchebaggery date to 1980
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Thu January 21, 2016
(Science Alert)
 
 
 
The five deadliest chemicals in the world includes one the Nazis refused to work with: "It's much more dangerous to handle than fluorine gas, which as anyone with a chemistry degree would tell you is not a sentence you say very often"
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Wed January 20, 2016
(Flic)
 
 
 
Woman calls 911 after getting trapped in her house by a piece of non-venomous fluff
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Q: Do you know the difference between a snow squall, a blizzard, a flurry, and a snowstorm? A: WHAT? SNOW? OMG CAN'T TALK GOTTA BUY BREAD
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(CNN)
 
 
 
There's a possibility that the Affluenza teen may have been KIDNAPPED and that's why he was in Mexico
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Wed January 13, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Another week, and what have you done? Three more words written and ideas far flung. Will you regale us with tales of the past? The present? The future? All things must pass. THIS is your Fark Writer's thread "Leaving on a jet plane" edition
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Mon January 11, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Affluenza mom's lawyer: "Just play dumb"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
One of the most overlooked factors in politics? The influence of angry white conservative women
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Fri January 08, 2016
(Vox)
 
 
 
Charles Koch complains about having insufficient influence over politicians. That's the joke
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
The mother of the Affluenza scumbag is complaining that her jail cell doesn't meet her standards of accommodation
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Thu January 07, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Militiaman "Fluffy Unicorn" turns out to be "Fake Marine," "Extreme Drunk," and "Fatbelly Tattoo Guy"
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Wed January 06, 2016
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
TransCanada sues US government for not allowing them to lay their pipe down and spread sticky fluids across our midsection
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Former TX School Board member and current Liberty University employee and Ted Cruz's VA campaign co-chair says Christians must take over public schools to prevent "deception of the seed". Unclear if our precious bodily fluids are also at risk
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Tue January 05, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Yes, Trump and Sanders are actually changing America. The phenomenon of the 'enabling dissenter' will influence future campaigning for years to come
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"'The Black Lives Matter movement, they can go and protest, close freeways down and all that stuff, and they don't get any backlash, not on the level that we're getting,' said the man, who identified himself as 'Fluffy Unicorn'"
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Mon January 04, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Using a hemi for bait, affluenza outbreak quarantined, and DA finds probable Cos for prosecution: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 12/27 - 1/2
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Sat January 02, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Rick Springfield visited the far-flung future of 2016 with his 1983 video for his single Human Touch. What did he get right and wrong? Let's look, shall we?
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Fri January 01, 2016
(AP News Archive)
 
 
 
Affluenza teen may get to stay in Mexico because being arrested may have violated his human rights
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Thu December 31, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
As they steadily lose territory, leaders, influence, and funding sources, ISIS has apparently begun prepping for a "final battle" with the West. You know looking at the key match-ups on offense and defense, I gotta say I like the West's chances
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Wed December 30, 2015
(Fox 4 News Dallas)
 
 
 
Family of "Affluenza" teen Ethan Couch find that it is even easier to bribe judges in Mexico
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
NYPD receives flurry of calls after Vince McMahon is arrested on WWE Monday Night Raw. Crying man wearing NWA T-shirt approves
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