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Headlines matching 'flu'
Fri February 10, 2012
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(Washington Post) Strange At CPAC, speakers warn about the greatest threats to the America they love, like Obama, the Deficit, Obama, Iran, Obama, and, of course, low-flow toilets: " 'We Are a nation of Double Flushers' one Congressman cried"  (washingtonpost.com) (174)
(Bert & Ernie) Strange "Sunny Day, sweeping the Taliban away." U.S. turns to Sesame Street to influence Pakistan  (courier-journal.com) (6)
(Jalopnik) Fail The lack of a stainless steel body, Flux Capacitor, and time circuits are a dealbreaker  (jalopnik.com) (11)
(Daily Mail) Weird English woman gets flu, loses voice, regains voice, but can only speak in a French accent, immediately surrenders  (dailymail.co.uk) (14)


Tue February 07, 2012
(Some Guy) Unlikely In a study that was in no way influenced by Big Snack, potato chips have been found to be lower in sodium than sammich bread  (medicalxpress.com) (114)
(Fox News) Obvious The Flip-Flopper in Chief: "I am against Super PACs and the influence of big, anonymous money in elections, unless they're all for me"  (foxnews.com) (241)


Sat February 04, 2012
(Inquisitr) Interesting "Mother Nature Network even made the front page of Fark, another indicator of a meme becoming increasingly viral." We're a positive influence, people. (3rd paragraph shoutout)  (inquisitr.com) (5)


Fri February 03, 2012
(New York Daily News) Scary Woman holding baby gets into argument over rent with boyfriend. After boyfriend douses woman in lighter fluid and sets her on fire, woman throws baby out window, where it is caught by attentive neighbors. The Aristocrats  (nydailynews.com) (43)


Thu January 26, 2012
(USA Today) Unlikely The CDC would like you to know BIRD FLU IS COMING AND YOU'RE NOT SCARED ENOUGH  (usatoday.com) (44)


Wed January 25, 2012
(Wired) Followup January 25th, 1945: the US begins water fluoridation. Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous Communist plot we have ever had to face?  (wired.com) (106)
(St. Petersburg Times) Florida Florida city votes to put fluoride back in the water. Apparently they never googled tooth and plaque conspiracy. And Metallica  (tampabay.com) (45)


Sun January 22, 2012
(Some Geezer) Survey What do you remember from your childhood that is no longer sold today like colored TP, Sani-Flush cleaner, Lawn Darts, Bromo-Seltzer? Get off my lawn  (blog.toiletpaperworld.com) (776)


Sat January 21, 2012
(BBC) Followup Scientists suspend work on weapons grade bird flu, giving rest of world 60 days to beat some sense into them  (bbc.co.uk) (12)


Fri January 20, 2012
(G4TV) Stupid Furries/gamers/MLP lovers, unite: My Little Pony Skyrim Mod Turns Fluttershy In To A Dragon  (g4tv.com) (115)


Thu January 19, 2012
(USA Today) Scary CDC: You know that level of lead that we used to say was safe for your kids? Yeah, um, it's really only half that. Sorry for your little retard, we'll get it right next time. Hey, look over there -- bird flu  (yourlife.usatoday.com) (54)


Thu January 12, 2012
(CBS) Stupid This one time at band camp, I stuck my $10,000 flute in a taxi  (boston.cbslocal.com) (70)


Wed January 11, 2012
(Gigwise) Unlikely "Doubts Raised Over The Future Of Guitar Music." Raised by whom? Yanni? Zamfir, master of the pan flute?  (gigwise.com) (108)


Mon January 09, 2012
(Some Guy) Amusing Bronies and Pegasisters invade Manhattan for a sold out BRONYCON. Yes there are photos, wonderful fluffy happy tolerant rainbow photos  (theawl.com) (211)


Sun January 08, 2012
(UPI) Strange Researchers say avian flu did not kill S. Korean ducks, but have not ruled out quack cocaine  (upi.com) (12)


Sat January 07, 2012
(Brisbane Courier-Mail) Spiffy Former speed drinking world record holder Bob Hawke demonstrates how to win friends and influence people in Australia  (couriermail.com.au) (24)


Thu January 05, 2012
(Houston Press) Interesting For cold and flu season, a food critic determines which cough syrups taste best and which taste the most like liquid death  (blogs.houstonpress.com) (123)
(The Atlantic) Sick Only 1 in 3 doctors knows to wash their hands after coming into contact with the barf/fluids of the patient they saw just before they see you. Don't worry though, last year only 100,000 people croaked as a result  (theatlantic.com) (49)


Mon January 02, 2012
(ABC) Interesting British doctors suggest not flushing toilets to reduce the spread of diarrhea along with not brushing teeth to reduce spread of cavities  (abcnews.go.com) (19)


Sun January 01, 2012
(Toronto Sun) Spiffy Top 100 influential Canadians in baseball, 2011. You'll need a bigger leaflet  (m.torontosun.com) (29)


Thu December 29, 2011
(Some Guy) Followup Following the lead of Pinellas County, Florida in protecting American precious bodily fluids is Hartland Township... Michigan?  (hartland.patch.com) (14)


Mon December 26, 2011
(Springfield Republican) PSA Compact fluorescent lamps could burn your house down (but probably won't)  (masslive.com) (159)


Sat December 24, 2011
(NBC Bay Area) Asinine If your doctor has you hold the IV bag, smokes a cigar during your procedure, and flushes your fat down the toilet, he may not be legit  (nbcbayarea.com) (25)


Wed December 21, 2011
(Daily Mail) Scary Get ready for Avian Flu XXII: The Oh-Farkening  (dailymail.co.uk) (54)
(Mother Nature Network) Followup The government is asking journalists to shut their beaks and stop squawking about how a lab-made version of the bird flu could make us all dead ducks  (mnn.com) (50)


Sat December 17, 2011
(AZCentral) Dumbass Curfew-breaking teen gets stuck in chimney. California flue season officially begins  (azcentral.com) (15)


Fri December 16, 2011
(Forbes) Cool Nanotechnology could spell the end of laundry. Normally I hate these fluff pieces, but this is pretty cool  (forbes.com) (48)


Wed December 14, 2011
(Uproxx) Stupid Gwyneth Paltrow's life of insufferable white affluence -- there's an app for that  (uproxx.com) (116)


Tue December 13, 2011
(USA Today) Ironic Sarah Palin admonishes Congress for using their political influence to line their own pockets. Allow me to repeat that: Sarah Palin admonishes Congress for using their political influence to line their own pockets  (usatoday.com) (142)


Mon December 12, 2011
(The Hill) Amusing Gary Busey endorses Newt Gingrich. This is another serious blow for Michele Bachmann, as the GOP's influential 'massive head trauma' bloc may now be up for grabs  (washingtonscene.thehill.com) (56)


Wed December 07, 2011
(BBC) Sad TP Activity Toys wiped out, flushed  (bbc.co.uk) (6)
(New York Daily News) Sad Hubert Sumlin, electric blues guitar giant who influenced Richards, Clapton, Page and Hendrix, reaches the double bar line  (nydailynews.com) (28)


Sat December 03, 2011
(The Raw Story) Asinine When Alabama arrested one foreign car executive under its new immigration law, that might have been a fluke. But now they've gone and done it again  (rawstory.com) (176)


Fri December 02, 2011
(The New York Times) Asinine The banker as predator, a confession: "...they looked for less savvy borrowers - those with less education, without previous mortgage experience, or without fluent English - and nudged them toward subprime loans"  (nytimes.com) (27)


Wed November 30, 2011
(Some Guy) Dumbass Scientists who created doomsday flu virus in lab and want to share their results in a research paper are worried about a media firestorm. Gee, ya think?  (news.sciencemag.org) (104)


Sat November 26, 2011
(USA Today) Scary The swine flu is baaaaaaaaaaack. EVERYBODY PANIC  (yourlife.usatoday.com) (89)


Fri November 25, 2011
(Mediabistro) Amusing MSNBC's Ed Shultz named #3 least influential person alive. "The only reason people watch "The Ed Show" is they're working out in a hotel gym and they can't find a staff member to change the channel to ESPN"  (mediabistro.com) (88)


Fri November 18, 2011
(St. Petersburg Times) Florida If you're a county commissioner who likes to post anonymously online about how much you hate gays and fluoridated water, don't expect your fellow politicians to help you out when you're identified  (tampabay.com) (53)


Thu November 17, 2011
(My Fox DC) Asinine In the name of fighting social and economic inequality, high unemployment, greed, corruption, and undue influence of corporations - Occupy DC is going to F up your commute to work this morning  (myfoxdc.com) (214)


Wed November 16, 2011
(wsbtv) Dumbass Teen gets stuck in chimney while trying to break into house. Cops say it's very common during the flue season  (wsbtv.com) (22)


Fri November 11, 2011
(The Register) Stupid New EU "Right to be forgotten" proposal could allow everyone to demand to have unfavorable news articles about them flushed down the memory hole  (theregister.co.uk) (29)


Wed November 09, 2011
(Life.com) Cool Is that a computational fluid dynamics image in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?  (life.com) (13)
(Joe.ie) Spiffy Joe.ie gives FARK a big write up as their top website to waste time. "Afternoons can go whizzing by in a flurry of news stories so crazy you'll find yourself continually doubting their veracity"  (joe.ie) (1)


Thu November 03, 2011
(Forbes) Unlikely Steve Jobs is the most influential man in the gaming industry and iPhone is the most influential gaming products of all times... said the poll conducted at a game conference focused on ios and social games right after Jobs' death  (forbes.com) (159)


Mon October 24, 2011
(Discover) Amusing Wife: "Could you take out the garbage?" Husband: "Nope, I've got the Man-Flu"  (blogs.discovermagazine.com) (36)


Thu October 20, 2011
(CBS News) Obvious IQ scores fluctuate dramatically in kids, Tea Partiers  (cbsnews.com) (94)


Sat October 15, 2011
(Slate) PSA Do you have inquisitive children that are huge Star Wars fans but are flummoxed by the prequels? Here's a guide for parents to handle the strain of the prequels without having to watch them  (slate.com) (53)

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