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69 headlines found matching 'flu'
Fri May 19, 2017
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Russia: U.S. media trying to influence our politics. Uh-huh
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(NHL)
 
 
 
After the spanking the Sens gave the Pens in game 3, look for the Pens to return the favor. Or will Fluery wilt like yesterday's flower? Phil & Gino drop the gloves on the bench? Sid admit he liked getting spanked? NTTAWWT Songs at 8 pm ET then HOCKEY
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Tue May 16, 2017
(Independent)
 
 
 
East End residents assess influx of hipster bars and gastropubs, prefer the now-closed strip club. Stripper: "It feels like Shoreditch is finished. You can have a craft lager and an artisanal sandwich and that's it"
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Sun May 14, 2017
(Wimp)
 
 
 
Three year old girl changes oil in car, meanwhile you're still trying to figure out how to replace the headlight fluid
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Wed May 10, 2017
(myAJC)
 
 
 
The glory of GovCo contracting: Burn an interstate bridge, set a completion date with LOTS of fluff, complete the work waaay ahead of stated date, collect heeewge bonus
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Sat May 06, 2017
(National Review)
 
 
 
"the scientific method is illegitimate, a tool of the sundry atavistic forces conspiring to keep down the female, the black, the brown, the poor, the gay, the disabled, the gender-fluid - everybody except Mitt Romney." . . . and then it gets weird
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Fluttershy gets sandbagged by the world of independent contacting. Can she manage to get the animal sanctuary built on her own? Will she make the animals pay for it? Find out on My Little Pony this Saturday on Discovery Family at 11:30 am ET
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Thu May 04, 2017
(Hamilton Journal-News)
 
 
 
FBI: We're shocked one country would try to influence another country's election. CIA: No comment
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Was the Bears pick of Mitchell Trubisky with the second pick in the draft the worst NFL draft flub ever? Keep in mind this IS the Bears we're talking about
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Wed May 03, 2017
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Fillon accuses newspaper of illegally influencing French election, getting Firefly canceled
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Dad pranks his two teen daughters by sending them into the auto parts store for 'Blinker Fluid ' and a 'Bucket of Steam'. However the real joke is the dad wearing a Detroit Lions cap
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Mon May 01, 2017
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Hasbro passes Mattel in revenue for the first time in 17 years after the game "Toilet Trouble" leaves them flush with cash
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Fri April 28, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Steve Bannon, the whisper in Caesar's ear, is trying to reassert his influence on day 101
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Sat April 22, 2017
(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Twilight has her day planned out to the minute, but has to take care of her niece Flurry Heart, who's power can destroy Equestria with just a sneeze as well. It's A Flurry of Emotions on My Little Pony this Saturday on Discovery Family 11:30am ET
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Fri April 21, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Maybe those frog lickers know something we don't know, it seems that frog slime does indeed kill flu viruses
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Good News for Jared Kushner: You made the Time "100 most influential people" list. Bad News: Your write up was done by no less than Henry Kissinger himself, and, he is NOT a fan
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Thu April 20, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
We've never looked to Kim Kardashian as a fountain of wisdom, but this may be the dumbest thing she's ever said
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(WebMD)
 
 
 
CDC says the U.S. flu season is all but over. We now return you to your regular health fears of heart disease, diabetes and high blood pressure
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Tue April 18, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
After all this reboot nonsense, long-time Archie Comics illustrator returns to drawing board after admitting he was influenced by CW's Riverdale
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Sat April 15, 2017
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
While it's important to stay hydrated, you certainly can't use that defense when you're caught dragging a rainwater collection tank on a broken trailer attached to an unregistered car while under the influence of meth
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Sat April 08, 2017
(Chron)
 
 
 
Time machine for sale, needs tires, has rebuilt flux capacitor. No lowballs, I know what I got here
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Thu April 06, 2017
(TV Guide)
 
 
 
Professor Flutesnoot and Dliton come up with a new recipe for cooking meth and Vincent Furnier guest stars as Betty's real mother, tonight on an all-new "Riverdale" CW 9 PM EDT
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
30 years ago, a toilet flushed and changed America forever
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Wed April 05, 2017
(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
Cringeworthy video that shows you how to become a rich and famous social media influencer becomes viral hit on social media, with actual social media influencers saying that's not how it works
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Tue April 04, 2017
(Adweek)
 
 
 
Board game sales increase by 28% in 2016, thanks to increased relevance of classic kid games like Life, surprising popularity of adult games like Settlers of Catan, influence of Kickstarter in new board game design, and rise of board-game bars
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Sun April 02, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Everyone in the White House is outraged at how much influence Jared Kushner has on policy
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Fri March 31, 2017
(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will Spiceweasel tell us Flynn is part of a deep state conspiracy to get our phenomenal, precious bodily fluids? Will *he* flip on Trump too? Can anyone contain the utter chaos of it all? THIS is your Friday News Dump WH Press Briefing (1pm start)
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Thu March 30, 2017
(Fox 46 Charlotte)
 
 
 
Flush with the success of Flamin Hot Cheetos, a Frito Lay plant is trying new Artillery Shell and Mortars flavor
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Wed March 29, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Senate intelligence leaders say starting tomorrow 20 people will be questioned to finally get to the bottom of what influence Russia had over the Clintons during the 2016 election
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Bird flu is deadly, so President Trump wants to defund the best way to fight it
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Sun March 26, 2017
(Vimeo)
 
 
 
Just because, here's the video for Fluffy's "Guitars, Guns, and Girls," probably the only Christian Rock video where a pregnant woman dances around in a bikini while pointing a weapon at the camera
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Fri March 24, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
New Zealand weatherman double downs on c-bomb blunder, blames Adele for making him flustered
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Democratic Congressman: Since the President claims he works while golfing at Mar-a-lago, shouldn't he be publishing the visitor's log so that we know who is influencing him? Oh yeah, while we're at it, let's demand the White House log as well
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Wed March 22, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
Paul Manafort Drafted a Plan in 2005 to Influence American and European Politics for Putin's Benefit, which incidentally is how we ended up with Trump as President
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Mon March 20, 2017
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
John Oliver tries to explain the Trump budget but realizes it's impossible as he doesn't speak "fluent toddler psychopath"
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Sat March 18, 2017
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Lost in all the kerfluffle over (lack of) handshakes and awkward wiretapping jokes is the news that Trump wants Germany to "pay their fair share" in NATO. Because letting Germany arm up has worked out so well in the past
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Fri March 17, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Turns out toilet seat covers do nothing. "Germs will more likely spread after you flush, when bits of fecal matter blast into the air in aerosol form, a phenomenon known as 'toilet plume.'" Ewwww
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Just when you thought your favorite gentleman's club was clean as a whistle - bodily fluids found in 11 of 17 Minneapolis adult entertainment venues. No word if the buffets tested ok
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Thu March 16, 2017
(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Colombia's newly approved Labor Code allows people to show up for work drunk or under the influence of narcotics as long as their productivity is not affected
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Wed March 15, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
80% of Oklahoma City students flummoxed by clocks with hands, believe "counterclockwise" refers to leftist anti-American politics
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Sat March 11, 2017
(Some Car Guy)
 
 
 
What the flux?
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Fri March 10, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Inventor of "ex-gay therapy" dies. Mike Pence inconsolable
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Tue March 07, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
New NASA satellite can predict lightning strikes, offering the promise of saving millions of clock towers and powering flux capacitors worldwide
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Fri March 03, 2017
(RealClearPolitics)
 
 
 
In a great confluence of political cross currents of nothingberger, the story that DWS failed to recognize SEAL's widow turns out to be fake, or was it?
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
In a McFlurry of activity, McDonald's rolls out new ice cream machines
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Cop: "I caught you driving your car while under the influence of alcohol." Driver: "Yeah? Well, 25 years ago I killed a woman and got away with it, so compared to that this is nothing"
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Tue February 28, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
One surprising beneficiary of Sunday night's Oscars flub? Marisa Tomei, previously the subject of conspiracy theories for her win for "My Cousin Vinny"
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Mon February 27, 2017
(Tech Xplore)
 
 
 
Robots now coming with fluffy tails so they can communicate how they're feeling to humans (pic)
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Sun February 26, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Well, that's one way to flush your job down the toilet
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Sat February 25, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Some headlines don't have to be changed: Too few flushes get state Democratic candidate thrown off ballot
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(Billboard)
 
 
 
Forty years ago today Peter Gabriel released his first album, with the lead single in 7/4 time and a hook played on a flute, for fark's sake. It barely made it to #70 on the charts before vanishing. Whatever became of him anyway?
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Tue February 21, 2017
(Futurism)
 
 
 
Bill Gates warns that Frank Herbert's The White Plague is about to become a reality, insists that a robust healthcare system for all peoples is the only line of defense against such an act
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
How TV influences Donald Trump's foreign policy. And that's fine, look I was raised on TV and I turned out TV
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(Exeter Express & Echo)
 
 
 
Police have no problem with you installing a flux capacitor, so long as you don't have a fusion reactor
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Sun February 19, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
The case for a bigger ass. Difficulty: Not a Trump fluff piece (Not safe for work Ass in article)
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Sat February 18, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Ever wonder how the blue whale got to be the largest animal to ever live? It's not a fluke
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Thu February 16, 2017
(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
"Don't be silly honey, that 'illness' you think you have is just the 'man flu'"
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Wed February 15, 2017
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Almost seven years to the day after he became owner of the Charlotte Hornets, Michael Jordan is now the second most important and influential person in the NBA. When he speaks, everyone listens
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Sun February 12, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
The flu season is now whipping it up in 43 of 50 states
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Thu February 09, 2017
(CBS 7 KOSA)
 
 
 
Burglar gets stuck in chimney. The flue season continues
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Wed February 08, 2017
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
"America's Pele" and USMNT prodigy Freddy Adu, now 27, can't hold a job in MLS, flunks trial with ham-and-eggers in Timbers training camp
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Tue February 07, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
After 2016 raised serious concerns about outside governments trying to influence or even hack our elections, House Republicans have swung into action: to advance a bill to eliminate the Election Assistance Commission which oversees ballot security
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Donald Trump: Losing friends and influencing Ayatollahs
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Sun February 05, 2017
(US Magazine)
 
 
 
The degenerate gamblers are expecting the Pugs to take it all, but the Dachshunds are looking unusually strong as Team Ruff faces off against Team Fluff in the only game that matters today, Puppy Bowl XIII, 3 PM ET on Animal Planet
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Sat February 04, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Flu spreads to forty states
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Fri February 03, 2017
(NBC Montana)
 
 
 
Montana legislature debates bill allowing hunters to wear fluorescent pink instead of orange, dubbed the "Aw Hell No What the Sweet Christ Y'all Buncha Damn Sissy Pantywaists Thinkin'" Act of 2017
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Influential muggle news outlet Washington Post censors the word "mudbl--d" (paragraph 11)
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Wed January 25, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My boyfriend and I regularly visit his family; when we're at his home, his entire family conducts conversations in Spanish and keeps me out of conversations. They are 100% fluent in English; he says get Rosetta Stone. ¿Qué hacer?"
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Tue January 24, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The speed of light is cool but you ever wonder what the speed of dark is? And is there even such a thing as 'darkness' because even quantum fluctuations produce tiny flashes of light? Darkness isn't a physical category but a state of mind, man
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