If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.
Fark SearchWeb Fark
Headlines matching 'flowers'
Wed March 10, 2010
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Discover) Interesting #FFF5F2  (blogs.discovermagazine.com) (40)

Fri March 05, 2010
(TechFlash) Followup Microsoft sends flowers and a card to IE 6 burial ceremony. Aaawwwwwwww  (techflash.com) (44)

Tue March 02, 2010
(LittleAbout) Cool Nun finds rare flowers that only blossom every three thousand years, growing under her washing machine. Flowers proceed to bloom. Must be divine reward for taking care of her dirty habits  T-Shirt  (littleabout.com) (52)

Wed February 24, 2010
(Politico) Dumbass RNC spends twice as much as before for things like private planes, limosines, catering and flowers. Ahhh, fiscal responsibility  (politico.com) (428)

Thu February 18, 2010
(Daily Mail) Cool Britney Spears, who was hittable, then not hittable, then hittable, then definitely not hittable, is hittable again  (dailymail.co.uk) (113)

Tue February 16, 2010
(National Review) Asinine The Doritos Super Bowl ad wasn't funny, and you should all be ashamed of yourselves for laughing at it, according to onion-belted man who yells at clouds  (article.nationalreview.com) (153)

Mon February 15, 2010
(Telegraph) Video Who am "iamamiwhoami"?  (blogs.telegraph.co.uk) (46)
(MSNBC) Interesting Former Olympians Peggy Fleming, Vonetta Flowers injured in Joe Biden motorcade crash. 5.7, 5.8, 5.9, 5.9, 6.0, 5.7  T-Shirt  (msnbc.msn.com) (49)

Sun February 14, 2010
(Discovery) Spiffy Perhaps in time for next Valentine's Day, science may give us the miracle of roses that smell like root beer  (news.discovery.com) (15)
(The Sun) Weird Fark: tea drinkers banned from historic abbey. UltraFark: for slurping their tea too loudly  (thesun.co.uk) (57)

Fri February 12, 2010
(Daily Mail) Obvious Problem: Jessica Alba is cold. Solution: you have enough jacket for both of you. Problem: your wife now wants to know why it wasn't offered to her  (dailymail.co.uk) (45)

Wed February 10, 2010
(Some Guy) Strange That which we call a rose, by any other name would smell as sweet. Except if Florida horticulturalists have been messing with its scent  (alligator.org) (7)

Sat February 06, 2010
(NPR) Interesting Humans are basically self-domesticated apes. Your girlfriend wants you back on your leash  (npr.org) (40)

Thu January 21, 2010
(Guardian.com) Scary Anthony Hopkins is also a talented painter. Works include rural landscapes, childlike portraits, scenes of disemboweled Charles Napier hanging Christlike from iron cage with American flag bunting  (guardian.co.uk) (53)

Mon January 18, 2010
(Daily Mail) Scary Love: giving her flowers. True love: cleaning the house while she gets a massage with friends. Let It Go, Man, She's Gone: Googling her name 40,000 times, breaking into her car, getting sent to jail  (dailymail.co.uk) (91)
(The Earth Times) Strange Old and busted: placing bouquets of flowers at a grave site. New hotness: Leaving a severed head to gaily adorn your recently departed crime-boss' crypt  (earthtimes.org) (60)

Fri January 08, 2010
(Sofia Echo) Strange Bulgaria is stealing all of Europe's hotness  (sofiaecho.com) (36)

Thu December 31, 2009
(WWL) Asinine Family visits relative's grave, discover she has really bad case of athlete's foot  (wwltv.com) (101)

Sun December 13, 2009
(apan Today) Sick Man has crush on woman and wants to get her to notice him. Does he a) send her flowers, b) buy her candy or c) urinate through her mail slot  (japantoday.com) (73)

Sat December 05, 2009
(Journal Times) Asinine State group works so hard finding housing for the poor, they decide to throw themselves a party. Complete with $1,400.00 worth of flowers for "moral purposes"  (journaltimes.com) (47)

Sun November 29, 2009
(Wordpress) Obvious Creationist pressure group says that now it has been "proven" that climate researchers are all frauds it means that evolutionists are too. And that we need to have the scientists "Expelled." Obvious trumps Ironic  (sensuouscurmudgeon.wordpress.com) (331)

Sat November 28, 2009
(London Times) Cool "Cross a seahorse with the starship Enterprise and you get the SeaOrbiter - the world's first vertical ship, which drifts through the sea allowing man a closer view of the ocean"  (timesonline.co.uk) (41)

Fri November 27, 2009
(CNN) Amusing You know the rivalry is hard-core when the guards are carrying RPG's at a soccer game  (edition.cnn.com) (23)

Displayed 23 of about 768 links -- join TotalFark to see them all
See all Fark links