Headlines matching 'flowers'
Wed March 10, 2010
Fri March 05, 2010
Tue March 02, 2010
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Nun finds rare flowers that only blossom every three thousand years, growing under her washing machine. Flowers proceed to bloom. Must be divine reward for taking care of her dirty habits (littleabout.com)
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Wed February 24, 2010
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RNC spends twice as much as before for things like private planes, limosines, catering and flowers. Ahhh, fiscal responsibility (politico.com)
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Thu February 18, 2010
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Britney Spears, who was hittable, then not hittable, then hittable, then definitely not hittable, is hittable again (dailymail.co.uk)
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Tue February 16, 2010
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The Doritos Super Bowl ad wasn't funny, and you should all be ashamed of yourselves for laughing at it, according to onion-belted man who yells at clouds (article.nationalreview.com)
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Mon February 15, 2010
Sun February 14, 2010
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Perhaps in time for next Valentine's Day, science may give us the miracle of roses that smell like root beer (news.discovery.com)
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Fark: tea drinkers banned from historic abbey. UltraFark: for slurping their tea too loudly (thesun.co.uk)
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Fri February 12, 2010
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Problem: Jessica Alba is cold. Solution: you have enough jacket for both of you. Problem: your wife now wants to know why it wasn't offered to her (dailymail.co.uk)
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Wed February 10, 2010
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That which we call a rose, by any other name would smell as sweet. Except if Florida horticulturalists have been messing with its scent (alligator.org)
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Sat February 06, 2010
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Humans are basically self-domesticated apes. Your girlfriend wants you back on your leash (npr.org)
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Thu January 21, 2010
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Anthony Hopkins is also a talented painter. Works include rural landscapes, childlike portraits, scenes of disemboweled Charles Napier hanging Christlike from iron cage with American flag bunting (guardian.co.uk)
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Mon January 18, 2010
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Love: giving her flowers. True love: cleaning the house while she gets a massage with friends. Let It Go, Man, She's Gone: Googling her name 40,000 times, breaking into her car, getting sent to jail (dailymail.co.uk)
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Old and busted: placing bouquets of flowers at a grave site. New hotness: Leaving a severed head to gaily adorn your recently departed crime-boss' crypt (earthtimes.org)
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Fri January 08, 2010
Thu December 31, 2009
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Family visits relative's grave, discover she has really bad case of athlete's foot (wwltv.com)
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Sun December 13, 2009
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Man has crush on woman and wants to get her to notice him. Does he a) send her flowers, b) buy her candy or c) urinate through her mail slot (japantoday.com)
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Sat December 05, 2009
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State group works so hard finding housing for the poor, they decide to throw themselves a party. Complete with $1,400.00 worth of flowers for "moral purposes" (journaltimes.com)
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Sun November 29, 2009
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Creationist pressure group says that now it has been "proven" that climate researchers are all frauds it means that evolutionists are too. And that we need to have the scientists "Expelled." Obvious trumps Ironic (sensuouscurmudgeon.wordpress.com)
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Sat November 28, 2009
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"Cross a seahorse with the starship Enterprise and you get the SeaOrbiter - the world's first vertical ship, which drifts through the sea allowing man a closer view of the ocean" (timesonline.co.uk)
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Fri November 27, 2009
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You know the rivalry is hard-core when the guards are carrying RPG's at a soccer game (edition.cnn.com)
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