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286 headlines found matching 'florida'
Sun July 24, 2016
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Not all uses of the Florida tag are negative. In fact, this time it equates to Hero
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Sat July 23, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Some Republicans think Trump may actually make the GOP more inclusive. You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West
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Fri July 22, 2016
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
It's not common for a senior citizen to move from Florida to Maine ... unless you're a 110-year-old lobster
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(Investors Business Daily)
 
 
 
Reagan was a no-show at the GOP convention this year
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Thu July 21, 2016
(NASA)
 
 
 
Falcon 9's latest launch and landing all in one picture
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Male escorts are making crazy money at the RNC
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(First Coast News)
 
 
 
Police accuse NFL Running Back Denard Robinson of having poor change of direction skills, slow burst, and no ability to operate between the hash marks. Also describe him as "asleep at the wheel." After driving into a pond. (with video)
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Wed July 20, 2016
(Fansided)
 
 
 
Jameis Winston has been working hard with Michael Jordan's former trainer to become... slightly less fat?
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Why does Florida have a Fark tag? A new book, reviewed here by the NYT, tries to explain
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(flkeysnews.com)
 
 
 
Strippers wanted, poles provided
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Tue July 19, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Ben Carson thinks Americans are a bunch of thieves as he praises Melania Trump's plagiarized speech. "It's a sign that we share the same values"
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(New Haven Register)
 
 
 
Superman tattoo helps ID man on the run from police for nine years
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Florida man would never attack a young woman outside her home, but his pet lemur probably would
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(WTSP)
 
 
 
Your daily woman in a bikini taking a stroll on the Interstate, finally brought to you by not Florida
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(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
Good news, everyone. It wasn't really an earthquake off the coast of Florida. It was just one of the Navy's secret doomsday devices. Relax
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Mon July 18, 2016
(Great Big Story)
 
 
 
Wild ass perseveres in the face of extinction. Researchers apparently unaware of Florida beaches during spring break
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Fri July 15, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Finland tries to be the "Florida of Europe", hosts Swamp Soccer world cup
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(WTSP)
 
 
 
Who knew alligators loved pizza and Chips Ahoy? Florida man did
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(Investors Business Daily)
 
 
 
Email scandal: the FBI exonerated Clinton, but the public hasn't
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Thu July 14, 2016
(Tallahassee Democrat)
 
 
 
Billboard reminds Florida dads: "She's your daughter. Not your date"
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(National Geographic)
 
 
 
"Although youth MMA is less well known and less brutal than its grown-up inspiration, it too has faced its share of criticism" (pics)
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Wed July 13, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Donald leads in swing-states. Trump card, Liberados
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(NPR)
 
 
 
It's always blueberry season somewhere, as long as you don't mind living out of your car
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Tue July 12, 2016
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
The perils of being an Uber driver in Florida
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Nobody wants to take your guns. Except for the 20% of Democrats who think all guns should be banned, even common hunting rifles
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Florida woman under the influence of unknown substance put meat in her purse. This is not a euphemism
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Mon July 11, 2016
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
In Florida, they jail domestic violence victims
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Sat July 09, 2016
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
U.S. issues travel warning for citizens planning to visit the Bahamas. Oh, sorry, I read that backwards
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Fri July 08, 2016
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Quench your summer thirst for football highlights with a 121-yard missed field goal return for a touchdown. Thank you, CFL
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(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
The Florida Department of Highway Safety and Motor Vehicles offers the following tips to avoid wrong-way drivers at night: Stay in the far right lane. And pray
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Thu July 07, 2016
(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
In Florida, McDonald's eats YOU
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(Bipartisan Report)
 
 
 
Since John McCain blamed President Obama for the Orlando shootings, his poll numbers have been failing to show a pulse
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(WDRB Louisville)
 
 
 
Kentucky woman uses burrito to bludgeon man, then gets stabby. Your move, Florida
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Tampa Bay Buccaneer Louis Murphy spends a night at the museum, tells tales of miniature Owen Wilson
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
This fall, US flight attendants will utter a phrase not heard in 56 years "welcome aboard flight XXXX non-stop to Cuba"
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida governor Rick Scott announces septic tank plan, possibly in bid to find a suitable place to store his economic policy
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Water park catches fire
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Wed July 06, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Christian Laettner being pushed into declaring bankruptcy; he owes five creditors approximately $14M and has until July 19 to sort out a payment plan or declare Chapter 7. Duke sucks
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(CBS Miami)
 
 
 
Sometimes after getting a girl pregnant you gotta face the music. This still applies when she's 10 years old. Bonus: guy beat similar charges a few years ago. Double bonus: ex-Pastor
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(CBS Miami)
 
 
 
Florida subverts the "dead body turns out to be a mannequin" trope
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Tue July 05, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Florida declares a state of emergency in counties along the Atlantic coast due to toxic algae. Swamp Thing unavailable for comment
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Jupiter is today's big news story, but Jupiter Island, Fla., is making headlines, too, for an entirely Florida reason
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(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
Florida mother uses Florida baby to batter Florida man
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(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
This just in from Bizarro World: Florida governor Rick Scott is receiving an award for being a great environmentalist
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Mon July 04, 2016
(Vice)
 
 
 
Why Fark has a Florida tag
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(CBS Miami)
 
 
 
The cop who exposes himself while patting you down and then departs on a skateboard might be an imposter. But then again, it is Florida
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Mayor of Rio admits security for the Olympics is a complete shiatstorm of utter f*ckery
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Oh look, the guy who got millions fewer votes, won fewer primary states, and refuses to get on the cart, still thinks he gets to call the shots
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Sun July 03, 2016
(ABC 10 UP)
 
 
 
When transporting a fugitive who has already twice escaped detention you have one job
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
LGBT gun group membership spikes after Florida shooting. Queer eye for the straight target
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Sat July 02, 2016
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
The Orangutan exhibit at Busch Gardens in Orlando is now interactive. Bring bananas
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Fri July 01, 2016
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Voldemort has a few less horcruxes in his wallet this year
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(The Epoch Times)
 
 
 
Lake Okeechobee algae bloom causing problems for Florida beachgoers. No word on status of Orlando Bloom
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(Patch)
 
 
 
New report says 2015 was deadliest in 15 years for fireworks users. In related story, Fark braces for rash of 'Dumbass' 'Fail' and 'Florida' submissions this weekend as 'Muricans try to break that record
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Thu June 30, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
First self driving car death in the U.S., with a Tesla S on autopilot going under a tractor trailer because it thought it saw Sarah Connor
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(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Trump's Florida staff is growing as Trump operative whistles past the graveyard, "we are lean and mean and we're gonna work hard" Translation: we're gonna get slaughtered
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Wed June 29, 2016
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
FSU spent over $73k on participation trophies for their football team. Smart players will sell them in order to pay for a nice crab leg dinner
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Not news: The NRA is spending $2 million on ads attacking Hillary. WTF?: about Benghazi. Was Libya declared a gun-free zone or something?
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Tue June 28, 2016
(MacRumors)
 
 
 
Florida man invented the iPhone in 1992 but forgot to pay the required application fees
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Mon June 27, 2016
(WFSB Connecticut)
 
 
 
Not news: gator hanging out by the river. News: in Connecticut
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(SportsBlog)
 
 
 
After raiding California for recruits, the Nebraska Cornhuskers have their eye on a three-star running back out of Florida
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Apparently, 'hookers and hot sauce' is popular among mayors in Florida
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Looks like Dez Bryant is now a Jacksonville Jaguar
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
"When the pipe swinging man pounded on an apartment door, he was greeted by a man armed with a samurai sword". #NotFlorida
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(Fox 4 Now Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Florida crook gets the biggest black eye you've ever seen after victim beats him with his own baseball bat
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Sun June 26, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Sure, national poll numbers don't really tell much, and it's still months away from Election Day, but even so...the latest numbers are super-not-good for Trump
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Science says this is why Florida is so farked up. Here comes the Climate Aggression and Self-Control in Humans hypothesis
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Fri June 24, 2016
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Donald Trump gets more free publicity in Florida. I mean Scotland. Damn all these golf courses look the same
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Thu June 23, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Dem Florida Rep. Alan Grayson on Paul Ryan's claim that the sit-in was a publicity stunt: "To people who don't know how to legislate, any effort to legislate looks likes a publicity stunt"
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(CBS Miami)
 
 
 
Rising Democratic star Congressman Patrick Murphy built his career on a reputation of being an experienced CPA and small business owner. This appears to be somewhat misleading as he has never worked as a CPA and was never a small business owner
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Florida man gets 17 years in prison for stealing $500,000 from blind widow, spending the money on Lamborghinis, Porsches and nipple pasties
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Wed June 22, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If you didn't already have reason enough to hate Tim Tebow, this will certainly not put you over the top
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(CBS Miami)
 
 
 
It starting to look like half the population of Orlando reported the nightclub shooter to the FBI at one time or another. The latest? A fellow worshipper at his mosque who called the FBI two years ago after a conversation with Mateen disturbed him
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Latest polling confirms Florida voters are dumber than a bag of rocks
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Firm that owns a building housing a Baptist church whose pastor called for God to finish off the Orlando massacre victims and thanked him for Omar Mateen orders the church to go be bigoted elsewhere. Tag is for the firm taking a stand against bigotry
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Tue June 21, 2016
(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
Mayor near Orlando calls for all citizens to be armed. Get ready for hot Florida-tag-on-Florida-tag action
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(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Governor Rick Scott gets the smaller federal government intrusion he craves, then complains about it
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Bring the popcorn, the Republican convention may consist of four straight nights of non-stop Trump with a live mic
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In wake of Orlando shooting, Florida congressional candidate A: Denounces gun violence? B: Pledges more funding for local police forces? or C: Is giving away AR-15 via Facebook contest?
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Mon June 20, 2016
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Look, lady, I appreciate your protest but bears really don't want to hug you
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump: I never said club-goers should carry guns. Well, folks, let's check the tape and-- yeah, he did. Twice
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Meet the elderly female NRA lobbyist who made sure that Florida's gun laws allowed Omar Mateen to buy an AR-15 and execute 49 people
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(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
It's hard for Florida to solve its road rage problem when even the sheriffs' deputies get involved in the fun
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Sun June 19, 2016
(AP)
 
 
 
Second contestant from The Voice has been killed in the last week, putting ultra rare trifecta in play
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Sat June 18, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Both Democrats and Republicans really don't like the nominees that they chose, so if they had the chance to do it all over again, here's who they'd pick
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Fri June 17, 2016
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Graph shows that there are more gun stores in the U.S. than grocery stores, McDonald's and Starbucks combined. Obvious tag says "fark this" and moves to Canada
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania man uses a katana to defend his right to smoke weed in his brother-in-law's house. Florida man unsheathes his own sword, declaring, "THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE"
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Indoor campfire goes as well as expected
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
U.S. Marine Corps thinks it might be .... Too soon?
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Thu June 16, 2016
(24/7 Wall Street)
 
 
 
If I told you that Alaska was the number one state in the US for gun violence, and Florida was not even top 10, would you believe me? Maybe they count violence against bears
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Remember the fuss over the "Gospel of Jesus' Wife" papyrus? Elegant but brutal article exposes the owner and probable forger. Bonus: the Stasi, Florida and porn sites also involved
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Wed June 15, 2016
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
State Attorney General Pam Bondi criticizes Anderson Cooper for inciting anger and hatred because he questioned her sudden concern for the homosexual community
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(Worldwide Interweb)
 
 
 
The 50 most insane Florida news headlines of all time. All hail the penis of America
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The body of the two-year-old boy who was snatched by an alligator at a Walt Disney World resort last night has been found. And it turns out he was in the water at the time of the attack
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
From the Better-Late-Than-Never Dept.: Things to know about alligators in Florida
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Florida Gov. Rick Scott is hissing mad that Obama hasn't called him since the Orlando massacre
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Feel the love for their fellow man, as these Christian leaders comment on the Orlando shooting. Pat Robertson: Let the gays and Muslims kill each other
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Tue June 14, 2016
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Only in Florida can you drive your car into a bay, strip off all your clothes, walk into a complete stranger's house and sleep it off, greet them and the police officer the next morning, and face no charges
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Florida's AG auditions for Dancing with The Stars as she tap-dances around her stance on LGBT Rights with Anderson Cooper
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Stupid tag: Man names newborn son Naruto. Sad tag: Because it's the last show he and his brother watched before his brother died in a car accident. Florida tag: Them's the rules
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Allegedly, the Orlando terrorist's wife was with him when he bought ammo and drove him to Pulse to scope it out. She tried to talk him out of it but failed to notify law enforcement when she failed to talk him out of it
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(Hot Air)
 
 
 
Keith Ellison (D-enial) on the deranged man who killed 49 gay people in the name of ISIS: It's Trump's fault
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
You'll never guess which state you can easily buy an assault rifle with no background check needed
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(The Blaze)
 
 
 
Florida Chick-fil-A Restaurants opened their doors Sunday to feed those donating blood
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Mon June 13, 2016
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Florida man shot, killed after he rejects prostitute that showed up (with mugshot)
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(Newser)
 
 
 
The Titanic's sinking was horrific. The Nazi Titanic's was even worse
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Rubio reportedly considering another run for the Senate in the wake of Sunday's Orlando shooting. Presumably to defend the 2nd amendment rights of Islamic terrorists. Again
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Even though the Orlando shooter was a natural born US citizen from Florida, Trump blames the shooting on Syrian refugees
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Well that didn't take long: Westboro Baptist Church praises the Orlando night-club attacker
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Sun June 12, 2016
(Mic)
 
 
 
No, seriously, delete your account
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Fri June 10, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Reporter for the Tampa Bay Rays fired after racist comments, still hot
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Thu June 09, 2016
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Disney cashier accused of stealing $112k from Magic Kingdom restaurant register, or a meal for a family of 4. Florida: It took Disney 2 years to figure it out
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Aaron Hernandez hires Casey Anthony attorney Jose Baez. Not sure if conjugal visits will cover legal fees again
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Wed June 08, 2016
(Time)
 
 
 
I could biatch all day about how the Electoral College keeps the two-party system in power, but I would rather hear Richard Dawkins explain it more eloquently
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Boy, 7, splashes pool water near female guest at Florida resort. So woman grabs her bottle of vodka and pours it "directly into the eyes and face" of youngster
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(The Epoch Times)
 
 
 
ISIS posts "Kill List" targeting 8,318 random Americans from all walks of life. Die, Navin R. Johnson
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Don't you just hate it when you're 'almost killed' by a turtle as it nearly smashes through the car windshield while driving on the freeway?
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Tue June 07, 2016
(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Not since the war of 1812 have Canadians and Americans fought so hard. Or at least their animal totems
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Yoga instructor murders twin by driving her off a cliff. Did they double-check the dental records? Will the twin come back with amnesia? Tune in tomorrow
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
You know something is really wrong with the world when Liberals start asking if our punishments are too easy
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Colin takes dump on Florida
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(Gigwise)
 
 
 
Here's R. Kelly trying to prove to a drunk, shirtless guy that he is R. Kelly
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Mon June 06, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Teammate pranks can be hilarious, and a great way for #2 and #4 draft picks to bond. Add one knife, the prankee's throwing hand. Difficulty: Florida
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(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
Alligator recreates Abbey Road cover and it's no big because Florida
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Sun June 05, 2016
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
People in the Sunshine State are upset none of their cities were on the list of America's angriest cities
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Sat June 04, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Much less scary Lucille Ball statue to be unveiled in August. Old statue to be retired to home for poorly designed sculpture in Florida
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Fri June 03, 2016
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Florida Panthers unveil their new logo, and congratulations are in order to whichever fourth-grader designed it
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Traffic expert dies in car accident on way to road safety meeting
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(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Neither the Florida Safety Council nor local Hazmat crew know what a freon tank is. That's safe, right?
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Thu June 02, 2016
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
You know, back in my day, boys could mess with lighters at playgrounds without setting metal jungle gyms, swings, see-saws on fire
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
The RNC's Hispanic Media Chief is forced to delete some not-so-flattering tweets about Donald Trump. In other news, the RNC has a Hispanic Media Chief
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Man charged with stealing $30K ring that woman had left in store restroom, though his lawyer plans on citing the Supreme Court case of Finders-Keepers V. Losers-Weepers
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Wed June 01, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Podiatrists declare Crocs bad for your feet, sex life
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Pirate Steve, we've talked about this. No more pillaging Volkswagens
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Regular Florida alligators apparently desperate to seem cool in front of new man-eating crocodiles
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Woman takes care of blind, brain damaged raccoon after promising it that humans, Thanos, won't hurt it anymore
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Synthetic dogs could revolutionize veterinarian school while simultaneously haunting your dreams
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Mon May 30, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump says his path to 270 is very simple: He's going to win Ohio, Florida (eh, MAY-be), Pennsylvania and Michigan (unlikely). And then pick up New York (?), New Jersey (??), New Mexico (WTF?), California and Oregon (oh come the fark on)
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Sun May 29, 2016
(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
More Florida than Floridians: Illinois trio travels to Florida to rob bank. Illinois: Using a taxi as a getaway car
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Sat May 28, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Mmmmm...autocooked steak
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Fri May 27, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
It's Memorial Day weekend so it's time for calm, common sense advice in shark reporting, starting with "Don't become a human happy meal"
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Thu May 26, 2016
(Miami New Times)
 
 
 
Florida police found an illegally parked Flintstones car, and we have so many questions
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Six-month-old girl water skis across Florida lake. That's nothing, a two-month-old can skip across a lake if you've got a strong enough arm
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Florida students throw out the first pitch at a MLB game ... by catapult. And it was a strike
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(News 96.5 Florida)
 
 
 
What do you do when you're Casey Anthony and accused of trading sex for legal fees? You go shopping
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(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
Florida man finds out how expensive it is to be a self-righteous dick
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Today in Florida Logic: School Board candidate says that if transgender students can use school bathrooms, he should be able to whip out his penis in front of the students
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Wed May 25, 2016
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Florida teacher suspended for putting inappropriate Trump question on final exam. Overheard saying "I'm so screwed"
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Indiana man submits resume to be Florida Man's sidekick after drinking rubbing alcohol and threatening police with sword (with mugshot goodness)
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(WINK Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Inmate Ricky Nelson decides he's a travelin' man, and releases himself on his own recognizance. Police track him to nearby garden party
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
"All smoke and mirrors," Decades old vote prevents Oklahoma turnpikes from ever being paid off
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Senate Dems openly discuss sending Debbie Wasserman-Schultz back to Florida, which is the worst thing that could happen to anyone
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Florida police investigating cellphone video of 15-year-old girl who went into school bathroom with 25 boys and had sex with them. No, not all 25, that would be weird. Just some of them
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(Gizmodo UK)
 
 
 
Watch lightning creep towards the ground in the best super slo-mo you'll see today
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Sun May 22, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
NFL Pro Bowl to move from Hawaii to Orlando, letting viewers on the East coast have the game over and out of their memory six hours earlier
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Fri May 20, 2016
(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Nick Saban shares his 3 tips he gives players for how to stay out of jail. Surprisingly, step #1 isn't "Play football for Alabama"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
After all that work to find the burglar, it was a raccoon hiding under a plant
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Nest cams are a growing fad among Americans who love watching awe-inspiring birds like eagles and ospreys in nature. Right up until nature stops being all Disney, that is
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
The Nile crocodiles will eat the Burmese pythons but Florida won't get cold enough in the winter to kill mountain gorillas. You fools
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(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Florida tourist handles getting locked out of room like any Florida man would: by shooting the lock off the door
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
TD Bank picks up its change-counting machines and goes home
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Thu May 19, 2016
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
The Dumbass tag was invented for accused Florida shoplifter Prolancia Aquila Turner
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Displaying the kind of vision that made him President, Marco Rubio suggests a Tim Tebow statue in the US Capitol
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(Fox 4 Now Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Florida man settles in for a good overnight standoff with police.......aaaaaand he's asleep
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Wed May 18, 2016
(AccuWeather)
 
 
 
For a preview of what the whole state will look like in 50 years or so, take a look at Vero Beach Florida, which got a foot of rain yesterday
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
If you get past "Naked Florida Man," this story has so much more depth and scope
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Someone bought George Zimmerman's penis after all
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Just in time for the Republican National Convention, Florida becomes the testing ground for the GOP alternative to Obamacare
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Holy crap
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Tue May 17, 2016
(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
A West Virginia woman walks into a Florida clinic to get a Brazilian butt-lift, because butts in West Virginia aren't big enough already
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(Ocala Star-Banner)
 
 
 
Man finds the most Florida way to join a work crew
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, In Bizarro World, a Florida politician calls out the stupidity of North Carolina with a well reasoned argument bordering on satire
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Mon May 16, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
The least true statement ever written: "There needs to be more weed in Florida"
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Voters overwhelmingly favor legalizing recreational and medicinal marijuana, which, if it were to happen, would inevitably result in ten times as many Florida tag submissions
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Sun May 15, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Is Staten Island crazier than Florida? Hey, I know, let's ask Drew Curtis
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(CraftBeer.com)
 
 
 
Saving the world, one beer at a time: Florida brewery introduces edible six-pack rings
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
While swimming in a lagoon in Florida, a 10-year-old boy is bitten in the ankle by an unidentified sea creature. And thus mankind's newest superhero was born
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
If only there were some sort of easily understood metaphor for the recent ups and downs in the amusement park investment world
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(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
"Florida stripper tried to eat her shirt following DUI arrest"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Rescue dog alerts family to dangerous snake near their daughter, then takes the snakebites meant for the daughter. Florida tag takes a backseat for a more proper tag to honor the dog
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Fri May 13, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Texas Rangers call up former #1 draft pick Matt Bush, making him a 30-year-old rookie after a stint in the Florida Penal League
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Newly found archaeological remains prove Florida populated by crazy people, retired Jews for much longer than previously thought
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(Neatorama)
 
 
 
Man wakes up from coma, immediately demands Taco Bell food, has no idea how to use the three seashells
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(Consequence of Sound)
 
 
 
Ranking every Friday the 13th movie from CH CH CH CH to AH AH AH AH
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Thu May 12, 2016
(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Farked up: Man goes swimming following domestic disturbance. Florida: Ignores the 'Do Not Feed the Gators' signs
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(Panama City News Herald)
 
 
 
Security guard in Florida accidentally shot himself in the leg while waiting for a job interview. Or as it's called in Florida, "on the job training"
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Cat stuck in a tree. New hotness: Woman stuck in a tree
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Trump-Gingrich '16. Don't laugh, it might happen
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Wed May 11, 2016
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Florida woman beats Florida man for buying the wrong flowers for Mother's Day ... Wait, that means there's a Florida kid out there somewhere
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida man's toilet doesn't work, so he dumps sh*t in front yard hole, you know, like you do
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(Fansided)
 
 
 
Suspended WWE Superstar Adam Rose arrested for domestic battery. The Bunny has been taken into protective custody
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Tue May 10, 2016
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Animal sacrifice before a high-school game would seem to be more of a Florida thing than a Michigan one, but here we are
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Tourists exposed to Florida wild life
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(Gainesville Sun)
 
 
 
Mistake: Invading another's privacy; Major Fark-Up: Voyeurism, secretly recorded a teenager; Florida: Professor and Chair of UF's religion department
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(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
FL DOT has spent millions installing traffic cameras, even making them viewable on the internet. Florida: They can't record
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Donald "Mussolini" Trump and Hillary "Nixon" Clinton are in a virtual tie in three states that never matter for the presidential election: Pennsylvania, Florida, and Ohio
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(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Orlando City Council votes 4-3 in favor of decriminalizing marijuana up to 20 grams, ensuring steady supply of Florida-tagged Fark headlines
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Mon May 09, 2016
(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
NEWS: Man shoots himself while cleaning gun. FARK: Doesn't notice the new hole in his body until he changes his shirt. FLORIDA TAG: Two days later
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Florida Man finally has his sidekick, "Gator Boy", however they just can't celebrate at Wendy's
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Florida lawyer famous for his tough stance on drunk drivers gets arrested for... well, you know
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Sun May 08, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Trump on GOP unity: "It's unnecessary"
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
22-year-old Florida man thought an alligator he pulled from a lake was dead. Since this is Fark, you know where this is going
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Sat May 07, 2016
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Power goes out while a high school orchestra was performing for State assessments. Since this is Florida, you know it quickly devolved into a chaotic scene of thrown instruments, screaming, swearing, crying, public nudity, alligators, and debauchery
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Man builds car out of cannabis, loves to smoke the tires
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Fri May 06, 2016
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Viewer balloon pic shows Florida is filled with hot air that quickly deflates
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
$200 dollar reward offered for top half of a boat dock mannequin named 'Baby Doll.' Florida? Yes, Florida
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Top high school recruit explains why he de-committed to Ohio State, it seems that after being intensely recruited, after signing his letter of intent, he bumped into coach Urban Meyer on a campus visit and the coach had NO IDEA who he was
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Sting targets drug dealers as heroin overdose deaths increase. Rest of The Police are too busy to reunite
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trump's ugly electoral map, face
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Is a 250 pound alligator found in a swimming pool even news in Florida?
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Thu May 05, 2016
(NBC4i)
 
 
 
"Is that a python in your pants or are you just unhappy to see me block your exit from my pet store?"
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Wed May 04, 2016
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
25-foot-tall cross in a public park? Some atheists have a problem with this
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Mon May 02, 2016
(KeysNet)
 
 
 
That cruise ship that traveled between South Florida and Cuba finally arrived
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Florida man arrested for DUI on I-75. Minutes later, Florida man's sister arrives to make it a twofer
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Woman chases convicted video voyeur out of Target. Florida: He accidentally picked a repeat victim
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(UPI)
 
 
 
If the lines at your local gas station seem a bit longer today, it has nothing to do with gas prices. It's just been 17 drawings since anyone won the Powerball, and the jackpot has climbed to a third of billion dollars
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
There have been 23 toddler shootings this year with top five pre-K gun club states being Georgia, Missouri, Texas, Michigan, and Florida
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Sat April 30, 2016
(Calgary Sun)
 
 
 
"This is a combination of alcohol, testosterone, stupidity and firearms", and it's not Florida
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(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Man arrested for slowing down while driving. Florida: Because people behind him couldn't stop in time
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Michael Bennett of the Jacksonville Jaguars was sent to London to announce a draft pick with a fan, then that pick gets traded away by the time he gets there
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Fri April 29, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Now that he's no longer running for president anymore, Marco Rubio decides to start doing his day job and lifts his senatorial hold that was blocking confirmation of Obama's ambassador to Mexico
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(KCCI Des Moines)
 
 
 
Iowa Man charged with animal neglect by keeping 62 ducks in the back of a van to complete the Florida Man challenge trifecta
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Republican and Democrat insiders say Clinton will destroy Trump in the swing states. Said one Republican: "He couldn't find enough xenophobic, angry white Floridians to beat Hillary in Florida if he tried"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pittsburgh Man drives a stolen car, jumps into the Ohio River, and after going to the hospital he runs away naked from there. Police think he may be now looking for a duel with Florida Man
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(MyFlorida)
 
 
 
If Florida Man were a superhero, what would his super powers be?
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Thu April 28, 2016
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Want to see awesome but creepy abandoned amusement park pics? Of course you do
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
If you were on either JetBlue flight 583 or flight 584 on April 21, 2015, you don't know how lucky you are that you survived
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Wed April 27, 2016
(Miami New Times)
 
 
 
Florida man launches campaign to get Smash Mouth to perform at an abandoned hotel in Miami
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(Network World)
 
 
 
A Florida man hijacked a satellite and knocked HBO (and Sean Penn) off the air 30 years ago today. He was caught, but the consequences in 1986 were nothing like they'd be now
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Orlando Citrus Bowl renamed Camping World Stadium. It's a legitimate strategy
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(News 96.5 Florida)
 
 
 
Man drives around police roadblock, crashes into medical helicopter because Florida
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Tue April 26, 2016
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Homeless man with gag reflex calls 911 to report bomb threats, hurls in back of cop car...then so much more happened because it's Florida
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Mon April 25, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Parents of teen lost at sea hope to find answers to disappearance from his now surfaced iPhone. Difficulty: Literally "surfaced"...after being submerged in salt water for over eight months
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
America's Thirstiest Senator finally finds a reason to show up to work: fighting in the Florida-Georgia water wars
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Man trying to run to Bermuda from our favorite state expends enormous sums of your money on his rescue
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Sun April 24, 2016
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Firefighters rescue two sets of ducklings in the best "Awwww" story you'll read today
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Sat April 23, 2016
(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
A family might get their boat back in time for another summer of fun activities in the Bermuda Triangle. Maybe
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Introducing the street drug W-18, 10,000 times more powerful than morphine. This should end well for Florida
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
There will be no Trump Etch-A-Sketch
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Fri April 22, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
When you're a Navy Seal paratrooper, you have to go into the worst hellholes on Earth. Yemen. Afghanistan. The home stadium of the Tennessee Volunteers
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(NHL)
 
 
 
As we say goodbye to the Red Wings, the Flyers, Wild and Kings are set to join them on the back nine. Will any hang in? Will anyone be watching the non-elimination game tonight? PLAYOFF HOCKEY, FARKERS: 7:00, 8:00, 9:30 & 10:30ET
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(WPRI Rhode Island)
 
 
 
After seeing the rousing successes of Arizona, New York and Florida this primary season, Rhode Island decides to only open a third of their voting locations for next week's primary
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Thu April 21, 2016
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida Governor Rick Scott claims one million jobs created in response to heckler. Man, someone needs to heckle him more often
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
That road is closed today, you know / You can't drive there no more / For what may look like H2O / Is H2SO4
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Wed April 20, 2016
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Florida, AKA "America's Australia" has a serious dragon problem
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Tue April 19, 2016
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
The saddest little leaguer
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Mon April 18, 2016
(Awful Announcing)
 
 
 
Kathryn Tappen becomes hockey fans' new hero for the third-degree burn she drops on Mike Milbury live on TV
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Florida man accused of yelling racial slurs at a Cuban guy and running him over with his truck. Oh, and the mugshot completes a trifecta here
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Sun April 17, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
The best pics and video of the SpaceX Falcon 9 launch were taken by these rocketcams and drones
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Sat April 16, 2016
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida man attempts to get to Bermuda by hamster wheel. Bermuda Triangle comments, "c'mon guys, you're making this too easy"
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Fri April 15, 2016
(NHL)
 
 
 
From worst at Christmas to 1st in the Pacific, the Ducks late-to-the-party theme continues with their 1st post season game tonight, but before that TWO games in Florida *sticks tongue out at Canada* & one from St. Louis 7:00, 7:30, 8:00 & 10:30ET
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Yes, gentlemen, the reason no one else is wandering around Florida swamps fighting off crocodiles and venomous snakes is because they don't have the guts to look for the elusive Skunk Ape
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Florida prosecutor insists that he dropped assault charges against Trump's campaign manager based "purely on the facts," including facts like, whoa, Trump's got a lot of money and, holy shiat, his supporters are farking nutjobs
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
The main reason why Trump's campaign manager won't be prosecuted? Take a look at the tag. Subby guarantees there's no problem
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Wed April 13, 2016
(The Hour)
 
 
 
There are responsible citizens, and then there's a guy from Florida who flew to Connecticut to voluntarily turn himself in after he received a warrant for his arrest on charges that he stole a TV in 1989
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Tue April 12, 2016
(BBC)
 
 
 
Major Tim Peak "catches the dragon" on the ISS. Funny, I didn't even know he liked to chase it
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Mon April 11, 2016
(Miami New Times)
 
 
 
The First Lady of Fark's Favorite State apologizes for reading a story about hookers to elementary school students
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Sat April 09, 2016
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Starbucks barista offends customer with accurate prediction
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Fri April 08, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Video rebuttal of that angry woman yelling at Florida Governor Rick Scott is an early contender for dick move of the year
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(Newser)
 
 
 
News: NJ facing income tax shortfall after the state's richest man moves to Fark's favorite state. Newsier: Someone worth $10.6 Billion chose to live in NJ
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Thu April 07, 2016
(Fox 4 Now Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Florida man sets up the perfect murder by claiming self defense in his front yard. Well, perfect except for his own surveillance cameras recording the whole incident
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Orrin Hatch's mock draft has Paul Ryan going first
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(Nerdist)
 
 
 
Here's what Bea Arthur would look like if she had been in Sailor Moon
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Man arrested for a Florida DUI. That's like a regular DUI with a BAC over .08 but with a marijuana, cocaine, methamphetamine, and MDMA chaser
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Wed April 06, 2016
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Florida's governor signs a law officially voiding Florida's 148-year old law making it a criminal offense for unmarried couples to live together. Tag is for how long it took them to do this
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Once-endangered green sea turtles in Florida and Mexico upgraded to 'all you can eat'
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Hunters kill massive 15-foot alligator that was snacking on cows
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Tue April 05, 2016
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Wow. How'd you like that season opener, Dodgers fans? Oh right, sorry
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Mon April 04, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The War on Drugs finally records a rare victory as flakka suddenly disappears from Florida. Still plenty of naked people playing in traffic though
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission want you to report if crabs are having sex on the beach
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Sat April 02, 2016
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Tri-Rail train with 56 commuters derailed in the rainy dark of early morning, fuel leaking from a gash in the tank, and the train was reported to be on fire. Why the Florida tag exists: no one could find it
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Fri April 01, 2016
(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Marco Rubio might be seen at the Miami Dolphin's home games, but he isn't going to be paid to be there
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
I used to be a philanderer like you, until I took a bullet to the knee and somehow the testicles
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Thu March 31, 2016
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Researchers discover ways to improve red tide predictions." Well, around here it's called shark week and it's still every 28 days
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
High school baseball coach tells his team if they win two more games, they can name his baby. Bonus: Team says if they win two more games, they're going to name the baby Benjamin Smalls
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Man holds up "Death to America" sign on busy roadway in Florida. Hilarity ensues
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(The Epoch Times)
 
 
 
Woman's morning walk turns into walk with a panther. Warning: Vertical video
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Wed March 30, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
When Trump hires campaign staff, he's not hiring the best. He's hiring people that have lots of problems. They're bringing crime. They're getting arrested for battery in Florida.... And some, I assume, are good people
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Tue March 29, 2016
(WTNH)
 
 
 
Florida State, trying not to look desperate, offer a football scholarship. To an 8th grader
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Looks like Jim Irsay has found one of his hidden stashes
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(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Wanted: Kitten cuddlers
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(WPTV)
 
 
 
Completely in touch with reality Florida governor asks Yale to move to his state after 315 years in Connecticut
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Trump campaign manager charged with battery of Breitbart reporter. Or, as future history books will remember it, True American Patriot unjustly arrested for aggressive snuggling of treasonous propagandist
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Star Trek actor William Shatner, did you forget about a son you never had? Well you're being sued for $170m from a man claiming to be your son and he wants your DNA
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Sat March 26, 2016
(Patch)
 
 
 
Florida county restricts watering lawns with fresh or reclaimed water because a) there's a drought, b) water reservoirs are dangerously low, or C) to teach the grass a lesson
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Nearly 20,000 people sign petition to ensure the Republican National Convention in Cleveland is the most polite convention ever
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