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165 headlines found matching 'florida'
Thu February 11, 2016
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Man thinks that he is pregnant after having gay sex. Difficulty: Not Florida
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Today's "teacher gets fired after sending nude Snapchat photos and sexually explicit messages to her students" story comes to you from Ponte Vedra Beach, Florida
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Wed February 10, 2016
(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
Judges scorecard: 10-9, 10-9, 10-9, Kane wins by unanimous decision in three rounds
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(24)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Who is John Kasich? He's the man that's about to defund Planned Parenthood in Ohio
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(104)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
"Look, it was just a prank," says the father of the man who tossed an alligator through the window of a Wendy's drive-thru in Florida. Yeah, remember back in the 80s and 90s how you pranked people by tossing cobras through drive thrus?
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(67)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
13-year old fatally shot after cousin falls off hoverboard, discharging felon brother's illegal firearm. This one needs a trailer, a drone, an alligator and a pitbull to complete the Florida Bingo card
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(89)
 
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Coping with declining crab catches, a Florida man resorts to unconventional bait
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(27)
 
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Rubio on reason for poor debate performance: I went into that debate in the hopes that Republicans didn't have to attack one another, everybody would hold hands and sing and puppies would fart rainbows
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(54)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
The rousing success of Ayn Rand-style management continues as Sears Holdings announces 50 more Sears and Kmart locations will be closed
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(83)
 


Tue February 09, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
The most-Googled candidate in New Hampshire? John Kasich. Specifically, the Google search was "WHO THE HELL IS JOHN KASICH?"
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(40)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
RubioBot's speechifying subroutines continue to malfunction, indicating a complete system wipe may be necessary
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(75)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
When you work the drive-through window in Florida, you must accept the fact that at some point, a customer is going to throw an alligator at you
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(30)
 


Mon February 08, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Tot Mom is back - Nancy Grace seen salivating
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(131)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
If they had a cruise ship that did nothing but sail through hurricanes, that would be an awesome cruise (with video)
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(148)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
1600 Florida students stay home after gun threat over Confederate Flag punching incident. To be fair, it kind of sounds like they've already learned everything that Florida can teach them
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(62)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
GOP candidates reveal their pre-debate rituals. Which for Jeb Bush is mostly making sure the people in charge of the debate know that he's still running
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(19)
 
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
For everyone keeping score at home, more than 260 exotic snakes, monkeys, lions, tigers, bears and other captive animals have escaped from their enclosures in Florida in the last decade
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(26)
 


Sun February 07, 2016
(World Baseball Classic)
 
 
 
Pitchers and catchers report to Arizona and Florida on February 17... unless you're a Minnesota Twin, in which case you're due in Sydney, Australia on Thursday for World Baseball Classic qualifying
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(11)
 
(Photography Is Not A Crime)
 
 
 
Remember that Florida woman who pulled over the police officer for speeding? The police union has responded by posting her phone number and details about where she works and lives
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(170)
 


Sat February 06, 2016
(Jacksonville.com)
 
 
 
JEB explains to New Hampshire voters why he lacks the judgment to be president
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Fri February 05, 2016
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Prosecutor decries the crocodile tears of a middle school murderer, hopes a Florida jury knows what crocodile tears are
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(6)
 


Thu February 04, 2016
(Bacon Bomb)
 
 
 
The Bacon Bomb Explosion Burger wins at the Florida State Fair, as it should have
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(36)
 
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Batman robs Florida dollar stores, as he's apparently not the crook Florida deserves or needs, just one of the ones they happen to have right now
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(23)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders' campaign reviews Iowa Caucus totals, says actual result may never be known. It's actually a good experience just in case he gets the Democratic nomination and has to go through an election that includes Florida
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(55)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Donald Trump gets the coveted Jimmy Carter endorsement
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Wed February 03, 2016
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
The Florida Panthers have advanced to Super Bowl 50
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(36)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
What happens to your social media accounts, email and online finances after you die? The Florida Legislature is trying to figure it out
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(35)
 


Mon February 01, 2016
(CBS Miami)
 
 
 
"Officer, do you know why I pulled you over?"
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Fri January 29, 2016
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
New in Florida: a wheelchair-accessible zipline over a lake full of alligators. Because even the differently-abled should get to experience the thrill of skirting death by carnivorous lizards
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(35)
 
(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
"The deputy shot me. Look at my battle scars, man"
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(28)
 
(WNCN Raleigh)
 
 
 
Kalashnikov to open AK-47 factory in Florida. Which is like opening a McDonald's in the middle of a hospital's cardiac care wing
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(112)
 
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
When you're at an animal park in Florida and a snake falls from a tree and bites you, it can be hard to determine for legal purposes if the snake escaped an enclosure or if it's just a wild beast
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(37)
 
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
In order to keep its tax exempt status, the Holy Land Experience theme park needs to have one day a year when admission is free. And this year it will be Wednesday, February 24. "Please be advised the gates will close when park capacity is reached"
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Thu January 28, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
They just do it better in Florida: The woman who sued Casey Anthony for defamation stole a cancer patient's credit card
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(14)
 
(Boulder Daily Camera)
 
 
 
Topless gardener convicted of swindling blind senior citizen out of his trailer home after failed presidential assassination attempt. Florida tag stares wide-eyed
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(32)
 


Wed January 27, 2016
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Grab your bricks, kids - LEGOLand is HIRING
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(11)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
The Florida doctor filmed berating an Uber driver tells 'Good Morning America' there's absolutely no excuse for her actions. And then provides a number of excuses for her actions
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(162)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
"Possible tornado" uproots trees, damages roofs, and tosses cars around in south Florida. Well, it's either that, or somebody REALLY pissed off Bruce Banner again
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(29)
 
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Behold the kinkajou, native to South American rain forests and Florida attics
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(41)
 


Tue January 26, 2016
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Jeb can't fix this: Even Justin Bieber is beating Bush in a presidential poll
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(30)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Just what the world needs: Space Herpes
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(59)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
The unseasonable cold brought a massive 17-foot python out from hiding so it could sun itself and terrify everyone
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(55)
 


Mon January 25, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Being within a mile of Whole Foods or Trader Joe's will make your house more valuable, Smug much thicker
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Fri January 22, 2016
(First Coast News)
 
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Policeman in Florida responds to complaint involving unarmed black teenagers, starts shooting within seconds after arriving
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Thu January 21, 2016
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Florida man axes his tenant to leave
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(25)
 
(WPTV)
 
 
 
That time a crocodile took a dip in the pool
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(17)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Two men go out hunting, and one confuses the other for an alligator or whatever the hell you hunt in Florida, and out comes the twelve gauge
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(48)
 
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida's new state motto: If the wildlife doesn't kill you, the brain-tangling algae probably will
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(27)
 


Tue January 19, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Rubio fumbles around about the Flint water situation, says something about Obama and Democrats being responsible because "big government". Pretends not to know who Rick Snyder is
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Sun January 17, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
The Burmese python has only two natural predators, and 600 of one species are being released in the Everglades in an attempt to wipe them out
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Sat January 16, 2016
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Dear Tampa Bay Bucs, not only do I dominate in Madden and have executive experience as commissioner of my own fantasy league, but I was also a standout for my high school football team. I hereby offer my services as head coach. Yours, Florida Man
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves / Did gyre and gimble in the wabe: / All manslaughtered were the Mims men / And the Florida Police outgrabe
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Fri January 15, 2016
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Woman who won one-third of billion-dollar Powerball completely misses point: "I'll be at my job come Monday"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Woman creates "Powerball Reimbursement " Go Fund Me page because she spent all her money on lottery tickets, gets $800 in first 7 hours
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Thu January 14, 2016
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Is a winter in Florida too cold for you? Do you put on a sweater when it drops to eighty degrees? Do you wonder why the rest of the country thinks you're insane?
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(90)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
At a campaign rally, Donald Trump launched a blistering attack on yet another foe of restoring America's greatness: the "bastard" "son of a biatch" who didn't set his mic up properly
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Wed January 13, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
See hospital fail to meet state quality standards. See hospital donate money to governor. See governor eliminate quality standards. See dick
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(50)
 
(Fox 4 Now Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Florida man in mourning after tornado destroys his plastic yard animal collection
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(22)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Old guy wins a knife fight with a 450 pound bear. On his front porch. With a 50-cent steak knife. Because... Florida?
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(44)
 


Tue January 12, 2016
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
The Supreme Court rules Florida's death penalty is unconstitutional, undoubtedly because no one there is mentally competent to stand trial
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(57)
 
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida police need help identifying man hit by car. Now I'm no genius, but I'd guess he's the one covered in tire tracks
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(12)
 
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
The latest addition to the Marvel Cinematic Universe? Florida Man and his sidekick, Other Florida Man
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(42)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Circus give their elephants an early retirement. Never forget
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(17)
 
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Vulture causes power outage in Florida. People affected by it try to keep calm and carrion
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(19)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
1 in 3 Republicans in New Hampshire supports fascism, war crimes, concentration camps and tossing out the Bill of Rights. Can we worry *now*?
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(140)
 


Mon January 11, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
American woman found murdered in Italy. Authorities plan to blame a Satanic alien plot, arrest a French woman, convict two Africans of the murder, then try a British woman for the crime
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Sat January 09, 2016
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Finally, a reason to visit Florida: an interactive map showing every brewery in the state
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(38)
 


Fri January 08, 2016
(Fansided)
 
 
 
Man files lawsuit against Ronda Rousey for being a man, doing steroids with Barry Bonds and having a sex tape with Jon Jones. Oh, and being Ron Jeremy's child
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(58)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Cuban Missile Crisis 2.0: Hellfire missile ends up being "accidentally" shipped directly to Havana instead of Florida, because they're easy to confuse for one another
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(28)
 
(970 WFLA)
 
 
 
Gun toting, narcoleptic Florida driver makes the cops' jobs incredibly easy
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(13)
 


Thu January 07, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Good news: 2015 was only the SECOND hottest year on record. The hottest was 2012. Thanks, second term Obama
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(81)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Looks like Republican education cuts in Alabama are having an unintended consequence, and negatively affecting the very reason the Alabama public education system exists
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(76)
 
(Fansided)
 
 
 
The Bucs firing Lovie Smith is like dumping the girl you're stranded with on a desert island and hoping a mermaid arrives
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(54)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Sandy Hook denier and university professor discovers that the university is now a paycheck denier
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(289)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Parents of the year arrested after their daughter was found restrained with zip ties, stuck in a playhouse
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(42)
 


Wed January 06, 2016
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Using the world's largest telescopes, researchers have discovered ancient cold gas clouds larger than galaxies in the early universe
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(15)
 


Tue January 05, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Washington Capitals are still on top, but are losing ground to the red-hot...Florida Panthers? This is your Week 13 NHL Power Rankings thread
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(19)
 
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
All forty Senate seats in Florida are up for election this fall. Chad already seen hanging his head
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(19)
 
(NHL)
 
 
 
Tonight the Capitals look to dismantle a suddenly feeble-looking Bruins team, while the red-hot Florida Panthers look to make it 10 wins in a row. Also, the Canadiens visit the Flyers on NBCSN @ 7:30est. This is your Tuesday night NHL thread
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(34)
 


Mon January 04, 2016
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Bacon makes everything better. Except perhaps religiously motivated vandalism
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(56)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Yes, "disrespectfully addressing an official" is a real NFL penalty, and you can get ejected for it
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(65)
 


Sat January 02, 2016
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
The Bal Harbour PD and Glades County Sheriff's Office set up a giant money laundering scheme to bust drug cartels and stem a surge in drug dealing. Instead, they wound up laundering money for the cartel and profiting
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(87)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
"Men's rights" divorce attorney charged with beating his wife
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(544)
 


Fri January 01, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will Northwestern cause Tennessee to break into Voluntears? Will Michigan be the Victors against Florida? Who will win between the Cowboys and Rebels? It's your New Year's Day bowl game thread. Kickoff starts at 12PM ET
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(955)
 


Wed December 30, 2015
(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
911, what's your emerg...eh, actually - can you hold on a sec? I'm trying to level up
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(19)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
$90 million worth of preparation for reliable winter transit service was put to the test when Boston got an inch of snow yesterday. It would have been cheaper to fly everybody to Florida
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(32)
 


Tue December 29, 2015
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Any NYC bus driver can take a wrong turn and end up in Florida to bathe by the moonlight, this was one of those times
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(24)
 


Sat December 26, 2015
(Civilized)
 
 
 
Why your parents aren't going to Florida this winter
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(36)
 


Fri December 25, 2015
(Lowering the Bar)
 
 
 
Canada cuts US lead in Zamboni DWIs in half; US to respond by installing 200 new ice rinks in Florida
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(26)
 


Wed December 23, 2015
(News 3 Las Vegas)
 
 
 
Florida man fails to get car up to 88 MPH
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(45)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
It's Christmas special night, and you can watch the colorized I Love Lucy Christmas followed by Lucy selling Vitameatavegamin at 8 PM on CBS, or the Grinch can steal Christmas before Adele sings it to death live starting at 8 PM on NBC. Your choice
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(44)
 
(Fox 4 Now Fort Myers)
 
 
 
As if it weren't enough for Florida Woman to be driving home drunk from Walmart at 110 mph while police chase her, she managed to do it all while defecating in her pants
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(111)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Let's give a hand for Florida basketball player Zach Hodskins, who was born without a left one, went right on with his first basket
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(7)
 
(The Star Press)
 
 
 
"Later, however, she admitted she had been collecting her own urine in a bucket for several months, then throwing the body waste onto her neighbor's house when he would leave his home." Your move, Florida
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(67)
 
(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-ready headline: Florida woman arrested after attacking husband for farting
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(38)
 


Tue December 22, 2015
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Half of voters would be embarrassed if Trump became president. The other half are already embarrassed that he's in the running
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(223)
 


Mon December 21, 2015
(NBC News)
 
 
 
"Flakka Is Driving Florida Insane." Granted, it's a short trip, but still
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(72)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Jeb: "I hated being the frontrunner" Well thank god you're not getting the nomination then
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(59)
 


Sun December 20, 2015
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
A Florida man was arrested for running a Florida meth lab out of the back of his Florida car in the parking lot of a Florida Walmart
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(46)
 


Sat December 19, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Man steals butt-plug because he was too embarrassed to buy it, gets a totally not embarrassing mugshot instead
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(115)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
In this corner we have Tiger Beetle, weighing 10 grams. And in this corner, the challenger, weighing 2,434,283 metric tons, WALMART
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(26)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Movie theater chains face antitrust investigation by the Justice Department. Which doesn't even include charges of fraud for continually trying to pass off Adam Sandler films as entertainment
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(23)
 


Fri December 18, 2015
(Fark)
 
 
 
♫ On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: four naked burglars, three cat pics, two Florida tags, and a Fark Weird News Quiz for free ♪
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(15)
 
(Florida Today)
 
 
 
Florida's Supreme court takes Judge "Let's go out back and I'll beat your arse" off the bench and out to the woodshed
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(64)
 


Thu December 17, 2015
(CBS 12 West Palm Beach)
 
 
 
No one in the South will have a problem with changing name of Old Dixie Highway. Especially since they're changing it to President Barack Obama Highway
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(254)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Disney bans princesses over 14
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(191)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
12-year-old punk steals 89-year-old's car to add to his 20 arrests record in his quest to become the 'King of all f*cking Florida'
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(57)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Douglas Hughes, the man who landed a gyrocopter on the U.S. Capitol's lawn, announces new plans to land in a Congressional seat occupied by a South Florida Democrat who is the "poster child for establishment politics." Bye-bye, Debbie
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(45)
 


Tue December 15, 2015
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Whether or not you believe in climate change, Miami Beach has already begun to sink into the sea
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(92)
 
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Everyone celebrates in their own way, sometimes wearing a French maid outfit and a dog collar and riding a bike to visit a prostitute. (With video goodness)
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(41)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Pop Warner team wins Super Bowl with 79-yard touchdown run that they'll still be talking about when they're 79 years old
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(31)
 


Mon December 14, 2015
(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
Someone's sleeping in MY bed and she's still here. Also she's carrying hundreds of dollars of stolen cosmetics and wearing my husband's pajamas and this is where the fairy tale goes full Florida
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(21)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Woman wounded after being stabbed at nudist colony. Police trying to figure out how the knife was smuggled in
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(53)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Poll shows that Hillary will lose if the GOP nominates someone not totally insane
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(300)
 


Fri December 11, 2015
(Newser)
 
 
 
Murder can be so stressful. Time for a lap dance
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(35)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
It's not everyday you go through your barn and find a $180,000 Dodge Charger sitting around
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Thu December 10, 2015
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
"Let's put rubber snakes out everywhere to convince people to catch wild pythons" was apparently something said at a planning session in Florida
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(31)
 


Wed December 09, 2015
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Florida man who sold $18M of fake Detroit homes finds himself in a new home
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(29)
 


Tue December 08, 2015
(Metro)
 
 
 
Bruce Tanner, executive vice president, recorded discussing what Lockheed Martin stood to gain from escalating Russian deployment in Syria
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(71)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Tiger Woods bares his soul, and it's about as bleak as you'd expect
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(83)
 
(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
St. Petersburg Mayor Rick Kriseman says he's barring all Trumps from entering the city until the threat they pose is fully understood
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(26)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
MLB prevents the Dodgers from pulling the trigger on the trade deal for Aroldis Chapman
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(18)
 


Mon December 07, 2015
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Police are not entirely sure how this man managed to cause a serious wreck with his tractor trailer after already having been run over by it, but suspicions currently lie on 'Florida'
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(20)
 


Sun December 06, 2015
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Former Florida coach will be the next head coach at South Carolina. This is not a repeat from 2005
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(19)
 


Sat December 05, 2015
(NHL)
 
 
 
Just 10 games this Sportspuck day.. From Washington at Winnipeg at 3:00ET to Tampa at San Jose at 10:30ET, two thirds of you will have your team to cheer for, the rest of you can probably find one to boo
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(80)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Baylor gets to feast on the Longhorns at 12 noon EST. The evening games to watch are Alabama and Florida, Clemson at UNC, Stanford and USC, and the big game of Iowa and Michigan State. This is your college football discussion thread
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Thu December 03, 2015
(Civilized)
 
 
 
Florida approves medical marijuana with only 0.03% THC, because Floridians are already high enough
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Tue December 01, 2015
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Investigators in Florida find no evidence that Planned Parenthood clinics in the state bought or sold fetal tissue. This is not a repeat from, well, from every other state that launched investigations based on those fake-ass videos
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(116)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Who hasn't tried to steal a purse in an ER, stolen a Jimmy John's delivery car to get away, crashed into a building then stripped naked and jumped into a river? Difficulty: not Florida
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Mon November 30, 2015
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
You can put lipstick on a pig, but it's still a pig. You can put toenail polish on one, but you're still in Florida
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(11)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trump: 100 black pastors and ministers are going to meet with me Monday and after the meeting they will endorse me. Black pastors: The FARK we are. Trump: well they WERE going to but the Black Lives Matter people "got to them"
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(168)
 


Sat November 28, 2015
(Slate)
 
 
 
Why Florida fans think FSU fans are dumb. Duke still sucks
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(22)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
It is rivalry weekend in college football. Ohio State at Michigan, in case the Spartans can't handle Penn State. There is also the Iron Bowl, Mississippi, North Carolina, SoCal, Florida, and Oklahoma classic rivalries. Games kick off at 12 Noon EST
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(725)
 


Fri November 27, 2015
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
The deadly "kissing bug" has made its way to Florida. That's going to be one unfortunate cooties outbreak
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(21)
 


Thu November 26, 2015
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Florida man learns that eggs and potatoes don't always go over well with bacon
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(10)
 


Sat November 21, 2015
(NHL)
 
 
 
Eleven games on tonight, first seven pucks drop at 7 ET. Because there are no other teams but mine and their opponent this night, right Hockey Schedule Guy?
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(148)
 


Wed November 18, 2015
(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
So, what are you having for lunch? Oh - whatever the alligator doesn't finish (w/ video)
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(5)
 


Sun November 15, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
A pimp facing life imprisonment in Florida confesses to a 1992 Queens murder so he can spend life in a New York prison
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(43)
 


Fri November 13, 2015
(CIO)
 
 
 
Social Security Administration apparently assigned two 25-year-old Florida women with similar names and same DOB identical SSNs, is expected to claim all Florida people are pretty much clones of one another anyway
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(17)
 
(Capital New York)
 
 
 
Dick Cheney was introduced at the Republican Party of Florida's Statesman's Dinner, as the Star War's 'Imperial March' theme played
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(91)
 


Thu November 12, 2015
(Fox News)
 
 
 
"Seriously. It's a hole in the ground" and "Very strenuous hike for beginners and people from Florida." are just two of the hilarious bad TripAdvisor reviews from the U.S. National Park Service
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(77)
 
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Today's lawn care pro tip: if 'yard work' puts you at risk of 'alligator attack' you might need to cut the grass a bit more often. Or move out of Florida, one of the two
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(21)
 


Wed November 11, 2015
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Big Ten has six teams in the College Football Playoff rankings. Not bad for the worst power five conference in the country
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(68)
 
(Fox 4 Now Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Florida schools find the perfect way to stop bullying: punish the other kid for defending themselves
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(337)
 


Sat November 07, 2015
(Short List)
 
 
 
Florida mayoral election decided by picking a high card from the deck. Next election ... Rock, paper, scissors
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(22)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Three top 25 team match-ups today: Clemson vs Florida State, OK State vs TCU in a battle of undefeated teams, and the big one tonight, LSU vs Alabama. It's your college football discussion
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Thu November 05, 2015
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
If wandering around naked on your front lawn is wrong, this Florida man doesn't want to be right
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(44)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
So what has to happen to bring about the sight of this chiseler from Florida wrestling with the smirking oil derrick from Texas to lead a party of xenophobes, nativists and people who don't understand math on the 2016 electoral battlefield?
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(103)
 
(Today)
 
 
 
Florida schoolteacher has kid, realizes in hospital that it will enter Florida school system in roughly five years, immediately resigns, leaves resignation note that goes viral
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(190)
 


Tue November 03, 2015
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Trump dominates the latest Florida poll as statisticians continue to comb over the data
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(30)
 


Mon November 02, 2015
(Newser)
 
 
 
Hey aliens, when planning your next vacation, remember that scenic Florida is your new hotspot
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(18)
 


Sun November 01, 2015
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Rich city aims to solve homeless problem with fundraising drive for (a) police, (b) bus tickets to Florida, or (c) mental health care
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(90)
 


Sat October 31, 2015
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Not a lot of head-to-head Top 25 action in college football today, with just #9 Notre Dame vs #22 Temple and #12 Florida vs #23 Georgia in the "Worlds Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party" topping the bill. All the Saturday action begins at Noon ET
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(264)
 


Thu October 29, 2015
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Retired cop who shot and killed a man in a theater for throwing popcorn at him will use Florida's notorious Stand Your Ground law as his defense
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(481)
 


Wed October 28, 2015
(CNN)
 
 
 
Marco Rubio speaking on the VA: There is really no other job in the country where if you don't do your job, you don't get fired. Fort Lauderdale Sun Sentinel: Except for apparently senator from Florida
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(53)
 


Sun October 25, 2015
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Legal bear hunt quickly stopped in most parts of Florida as hunters get a bit too enthusiastic about their solemn duty to cull the herd
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(212)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Georgia Tech shocks unbeaten Florida State with a blocked field goal touchdown on the final play of the game. And the crowd goes wild. Real wild
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(22)
 


Sat October 24, 2015
(BBC)
 
 
 
Q: Why do Norwegians use 'Texas' to mean 'crazy'? A: Because they haven't heard of Florida
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(70)
 


Fri October 23, 2015
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
216 people apply to be Florida Gators' walk-on kicker. The coach will keep the top three, and tell the other 213 to get some experience by playing for the Jacksonville Jaguars
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(10)
 


Thu October 22, 2015
(KCEN TV Waco)
 
 
 
Oh, Texas - you're like Florida, but with more handguns
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(143)
 


Wed October 21, 2015
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Man gets DUI while on his Rascal scooter at a grocery store. As hard as it is to believe, this was not in Florida
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(68)
 


Sun October 18, 2015
(NBC Miami)
 
 
 
He asks about your graham crackers, you knock him out with hot sauce. That's the Florida Man way
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(12)
 


Sat October 17, 2015
(NHL)
 
 
 
Tired of sportsballing? How about a Hockey Night.. Ten games on this evening, odds are good you can find at least one team to cheer for (or against).. First Six anthems will be sung @7ET pucks drop shortly after
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(241)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Another big weekend in college football. The highlight matchups are No. 5 LSU hosting No. 11 Florida and No. 9 Alabama traveling to No. 10 Texas A&M. Oh, and a little game between No. 4 Michigan State and No. 14 Michigan
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(823)
 


Fri October 16, 2015
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Only in Florida does a meth bust result in a Golden Globes-style round of applause
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(40)
 

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