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310 headlines found matching 'florida'
Sat May 27, 2017
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Melania Trump is being credited with U.S. tourism to Slovenia being up 30%. She may take it upon herself to personally thank all three of those tourists
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Fri May 26, 2017
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
News: Florida no longer considers tampons a "luxury item." Fark: 41 other states still have the tax in place
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Thu May 25, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
In today's Russian collusion news, a Florida GOP operative received stolen Democratic Party turnout info from Guccifer 2.0. Buttery males
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
In Florida people get upset when the government closes down a swimming hole just because there have been a couple of alligator attacks there in recent years
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(Fox 32 Chicago)
 
 
 
Student gets tired of playing tic-tac-toe, hacks into school computer, changs grade from 'F' to 'B.' Reportedly got password from a desk in the dean's office
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Tue May 23, 2017
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Pro football Hall-of-Famer Cortez Kennedy dies at 48. And for all of you "12s" out there, Cortez Kennedy played for your Seahawks
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
If you've been feeding the growing army of mangy Florida raccoons, the police would like you to knock it off
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Data breach releases names of 16,000 Florida concealed weapon carriers, giving hackers a list of people to back slowly away from and leave the hell alone
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Sun May 21, 2017
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
News: paedophiles arrested. Fark: 1500 paedophiles arrested in single Australian state. UltraFark: all were underage sexters. Ah, Queensland, Australia's Florida
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Fri May 19, 2017
(Herald Tribune (SW Florida))
 
 
 
10-foot alligator proves they make great speed bumps, for motorcycles at least. Florida Alligator Trifecta complete
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
This is one gator who won't be seeing you later
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Thu May 18, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
"What's the wifi here?" "CLASSIESTWIFI, password 'titties69'". Presto, state secrets
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
"...when he moved toward the reptile as though to kiss it, the snake bit him"
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(Fox 4 Now Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Nude squatter, meet Deputy Wang
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Wed May 17, 2017
(WHO TV Des Moines)
 
 
 
"The kids had fun, followed the rules, and made lifelong memories. Unfortunately, for kids in 2 of those vehicles, those memories will include that time the teachers were drunk and drove us to the airport"
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Tue May 16, 2017
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Eight-year-old faces felony charges after multiple vehicle break-ins. *Sniff* they grow up so fast in Florida
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Mon May 15, 2017
(Spaceflight Now)
 
 
 
Another day, another SpaceX launch, with the heaviest payload they've attempted to GEO yet. No first-stage landing attempt, however. Live video starts at 7pm EDT, launch window opens at 7:20
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Scorpions on a plane, naming dinosaurs, and what to do when you're stuck in Florida. These are YOUR Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2017-05-07 to Sat 2017-05-13
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Family offers $5K reward for dog stolen during burglary, instead of perhaps using that money to buy a dog that could scare off burglars
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Sun May 14, 2017
(10 News)
 
 
 
Someone stole a "$1800 luxury stroller" at Disney World [Facepalm] "$1800 luxury stroller"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Howdy there, young whippersnapper. This is a stickup. Give me everything in the register. Also, get off my lawn
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Sat May 13, 2017
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Teacher caught having sex with a student uses the old "he seduced me" excuse. Fark: At 2 a.m. (with mugshot)
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(Biloxi Sun Herald)
 
 
 
Something you don't read every day: Florida woman attacked by a camel at Jefferson Davis' last home
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(The Dodo)
 
 
 
Raisin, who started out life as an unwanted kitten who was deemed defective, has found her perfect home - working at a Vet clinic, where she helps and inspires patients and clients every single day. Including (of course) Caturday
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Fri May 12, 2017
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
What is the nation's most lustful city? It's in Florida of course. And it doesn't hurt that its initials are the same as 'friends with benefits'
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
SeaWorld dolphin is pregnant despite being on birth control. I blame the sperm whales
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Thu May 11, 2017
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida man killed by fire hydrant after being sucked under car. At least he died with a smile on his face
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(First Coast News)
 
 
 
Former Florida Congress Critter Corrine Brown found guilty in 18 of 24 federal corruption charges, wearing crazy wigs
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(Fox 4 Now Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Apparently in Florida, going to an 'alternative school' means you can twerk in class
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Wed May 10, 2017
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Masked gunmen storm Florida Denny's as the latest front in the Waffle House Wars opens
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(Fox 4 Now Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Florida man pulls gun on home intruder, shames him with a photo
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Adult film star faked shark attack because she wanted "viral" video
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Jimmy John's founder denies he's the naked guy seen in a photo humping a shark. Which sounds like something a naked guy humping a shark would say
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Tue May 09, 2017
(RedState)
 
 
 
Palm Beach, Florida officials considering special tax on Mar-a-lago to help pay for Trump's frequent visits
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(WRCB)
 
 
 
'Silver Man' arrested in Kentucky, in what is probably going to be an archrival of Florida Man somewhere down the road
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Please note: do not approach or taunt Florida Fruitland monkeys
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
We may have hit peak Florida with this one
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(Fox 61 Connecticut)
 
 
 
If this is going to be that kind of party I'm going to throw this cranky lady into the pool
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Airport brawl erupts after people realize they can't leave Florida
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
University of Florida football Coach Jim McElwain denies he's the naked guy seen in a photo humping a shark. Which sounds like something a naked guy humping a shark would say
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Mon May 08, 2017
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Researchers from the Florida Institute for Technology develop device to search for alien worlds, possibly in hopes of finding another Florida out there in the stars
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
New study confirms: Voter suppression works
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Sun May 07, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Seriously, haven't we all learned by now to NEVER GO SWIMMING in a Florida lake?
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Fri May 05, 2017
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
President Trump won't spend the weekend away from the White House in Florida. He'll spend it away from the White House in New Jersey instead
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Thu May 04, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Florida man Florida man washes his hands whenever he can
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(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
To celebrate summer in America, Hershey's unveils line of state-branded candy. Georgia gets honey-roasted Reese's cups, Hawaii gets almond-flavored coconut Kisses, and Florida gets Twizzlers in Key Lime or Orange Cream Pop flavors
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Wed May 03, 2017
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
If you recently moved from Florida to Alaska hoping to avoid giant baby-eating snakes, we have some bad news for you
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(News 96.5 Florida)
 
 
 
America's most hated mom was out and about in Florida, hitting up happy hour
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Tue May 02, 2017
(Pro Sports Daily)
 
 
 
Mike Brown will coach the Warriors tonight and into the foreseeable future. Draymond Green issues an emphatic "whatever"
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(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
Underwear-clad carjacking suspect arrested in Orange City Walmart. Why does Fark allow only one Florida tag?
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(South Florida News-Press)
 
 
 
Ah, spring in Florida: the flowers bloom, the cold slips away and the native drunken Florida Men strip naked and pick up their machetes to destroy mailboxes
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
After 30 years, there are three McDonald's in the U.S. still selling pizza
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Mon May 01, 2017
(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
In Trump's alternate reality he's already gotten China to stop manipulating its currency
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Miami GOP looking for a unicorn to run against Democrats for open Congressional seat
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(Spaceflight Now)
 
 
 
SpaceX breaks the ULA monopoly on military launches by launching NROL-76 from Cape Canaveral Launch Complex 39A, with a landing for the first stage at Landing Zone 1 at Cape Canaveral Air Force Station (UPDATE: Launch rescheduled to Monday at 7am ET due to sensor issue)
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Sat April 29, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Debbie Wasserman Schultz slams Trump's "irrational and extreme agenda", and if anyone knows about having an agenda, it's DWS
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Disney World modifies its 'Star Wars' fireworks show to avoid brush fires, womp rats
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Wed April 26, 2017
(WTSP)
 
 
 
Man arrested after crashing van, while on fire, en route to a home robbery; otherwise known as just another day in the Sunshine State
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(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Experts think Florida should sell its poop rather than dump it on farms
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. In this case, it's a 'I caught a python in Florida' tee-shirt
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Tue April 25, 2017
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
There's a time and place to snort cocaine. For Florida Man, that time and place is 'in front of the cops while a wildfire rages'
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Florida International University defeats Marshall after only playing 69 seconds of baseball on Sunday
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
New restrictions added to Florida's medical marijuana law, adding a 90-day waiting period before a sick person can get pot they're not allowed to smoke, vape or eat
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Central Florida town to fly Confederate flag at half-mast. I guess we need to send the army back down there
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Mon April 24, 2017
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
"Hold my beer" becomes "hold my baby"
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(WNCN Raleigh)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-ready headline: Florida man convicted of murdering former FSU mascot in fight over gumbo spices
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
In new twist on 'Florida man' meme, Florida Monkey now running wild
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Nate Silver says the media is responsible for Hillary Clinton's loss
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Offering to kiss state trooper who pulled you over for DUI doesn't help, especially without breath mints, luv
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Sat April 22, 2017
(Fox 32 Chicago)
 
 
 
In today's weather, watch out for early morning golf-ball size hashbrowns
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(CNN)
 
 
 
America's wang is burning, and penicillin won't stop this one
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
If rising sea levels weren't bad enough along US coastlines, somebody's stealing the ocean floors too
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
State senator who resigned after dropping N-bombs amongst black legislators also had Hooters calendar girl, Playboy model as paid "political consultants." I guess that's what some call it these days
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(Gainesville Sun)
 
 
 
Checks all available flights out of Florida, makes note to self: "Do NOT fly out of Williston Municipal Airport"
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Thu April 20, 2017
(Space Coast Daily)
 
 
 
To teach his dog a lesson, Florida Man: c) bites dog
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(Reader's Digest)
 
 
 
Not all 'Florida Man' stories are bad. Here's a guy who spends his only day off scrubbing away damage from the elements on tombstones so veterans' graves can be properly honored
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(Channel News Asia)
 
 
 
Not news: Pro tennis match interupted. News: By hot steamy sex. Fark: The second time in a month. Why yes, there's a video
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Couple accused of having sex on the beach in front of Trump's Mar-A-Lago resort
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(CBS Baltimore)
 
 
 
If you live in Baltimore or Sacramento...you're ugly
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Wed April 19, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Florida Man, Florida Man, talks just like a Republican
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Tue April 18, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump's Twitter history and his policy decisions today are a staggering minefield of hypocrisy
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
17-year-old HS basketball player turns down $1.4 million offer from a Chinese pro team. Bonus: He is thinking about playing for Duke
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Chris Brown mistakes club photographer for Rihanna
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Man, 71, uses the old "Devil made me do it" defense after he's caught asking teen for sex (with mugshot)
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(WTSP)
 
 
 
18-year-old man arrested for yelling f**k next to 75-year-old woman, which seems perfectly reasonable to do, judging from hickey she left on his neck
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Mon April 17, 2017
(WRAL)
 
 
 
It's the Day of the Iguana in South Florida and that's not a good thing
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
FSU sports stadium economist, well known as shill for boondoggles like publicly funded gold-plated spring training stadiums, isn't actually an economist, badgers teams to accept his insane economic benefit estimates
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
This week in the lower courts: "Appalling, but constitutional" is apparently a thing, and Trump-o-nomics in Florida, as he winds up paying $314K for $32K of paint
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(Politifact)
 
 
 
Trump: 14 - Obama: 0
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Campfires banned at Walt Disney World. Man, the waiting lines must be intense this time of year
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Sun April 16, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Local TV station faced college football broadcast restrictions. So instead of showing a highlight reel, they improvised with........stickman drawings
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump is risen this Easter morn to jump on Twitter and defend his China reversal
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Sat April 15, 2017
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida man sought by police caught in air conditioning duct. Mark up another one for the cold case files
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
If you're going to impersonate a cop, do not pull over real cops. Florida difficulty: the real cop was in full uniform
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Yes, cows dig jazz
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Old: Fried chicken and waffles. New: Fried chicken and vodka. Florida: Fried chicken and vodka in a random stranger's house
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Fri April 14, 2017
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida ranks 49th in safe driving report. On the other hand, they lead the pack in unsafe everything else
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Step right up, folks, and see the self-scalped Florida man with the .417 BAC. Make room for the kids. You there, sir, come join us and look at the freak. C'mon folks, and see this national treasure
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Thu April 13, 2017
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Stop me if you've heard this one before: a clown and a wolf walk into a Florida 7-Eleven
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
"Oh, I'm sure President Trump will pay us back for the millions we're spending out of our local Sherriff office budget for his vacations" said someone who hasn't been paying attention
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Florida Gov. Rick Scott's office makes no response after investigators find privatizing prisons to save money actually ended up costing the state more. To be fair, he could be answering in an inaudible pitch way above human hearing
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(News 96.5 Florida)
 
 
 
A totally badass horse just attacked an alligator. Of course, it happened in Florida
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The last of the '80s Florida cowboys has been caught this time without square grouper
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Wed April 12, 2017
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Hell hath no fury like a scorned politician's wife, right Robert Bentley?
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(Above the Law)
 
 
 
The Florida Bar Exam results are in. Let's see how everyone did. Oh, dear lord
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Tue April 11, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
When Best Korea calls you reckless, you better pay attention, because Best Korea are experts on the subject. Sad, Scary, Asinine, and Florida tags are fighting to see who gets this one. Why is Florida in the mix? Why does Florida do anything?
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Parent-child bonding, Florida style: Father, daughter arrested for baking pot brownies and selling them at high school
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Mon April 10, 2017
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Seattle man arrested over crime spree that involved homemade explosives, robbery, wanton drug use, burning cars, cartons of melted ice cream, and a stolen ATM. Florida man seen nodding in respect
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(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Florida man sets record for: Shortest. Police chase. Ever
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida sheriff posts video taunting heroin dealers, while flanked by four guys who'd be straight out of an ISIS execution video if it weren't for the words 'Sheriff' on them
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Florida Man puts the load in front loader at Soapy's Coin Laundromat
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(Newser)
 
 
 
In Florida, that "stop before someone loses an eye" warning for kids has been replaced by "stop before someone drives a car into the canal"
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(10 News)
 
 
 
Woman's baseball memorabilia collection includes bats, balls, dirt from all 30 MLB stadiums. "You can see it's all different with different consistency and color. It's all very unusual"
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Sun April 09, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
The definitive list of the best places to retire in the US. Suck it, Rhode Island
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(MSN)
 
 
 
What's the difference between Trump & Tiger Woods? Trump played golf this weekend
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(CNN)
 
 
 
This bag of salad mix contains the following ingredients: Lettuce, tomatoes, onions, a bat, cucumbers, radishes....wait....What?
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Sat April 08, 2017
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Florida man jumps off a bridge to escape arrest for A) Murder, B) Parole violation, or C) Stealing a sausage
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Fri April 07, 2017
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Trump repeatedly told Obama not to attack Syria in 2013- hey why is my house in green night vision on CNN?
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Move over Florida Man, Pennsylvania Man was nude when he punched a cop and attacked his dad before being tased
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
"And yeah, on the first at-bat of the Resurrection, Teebus did clear the wall and go yard. And the multitudes rejoiced, shouting his name"
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Thu April 06, 2017
(South Florida News-Press)
 
 
 
Attention, students: please do not bring roadkill alligators into the dorms
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Study shows FL police twice as likely to shoot black people regardless of crime, which includes being black in FL
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump had dinner at the White House last week with Rush Limbaugh and his wife, and Fox News host Jeanine Pirro. But everyone should be just as cool with this as they were with Obama's private dinners with Rachel Maddow and Keith Olbermann
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Wed April 05, 2017
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
If you can't beat them, quit
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Vietnam vet says he'd rather be sent back to the horrors of the jungle than spend a single day at a Florida reform school, in rare story where the Florida tag is for something rage-inducing rather than foolish
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(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
Shark-punching season has started in Florida
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(Herald Tribune (SW Florida))
 
 
 
Beer and ice cream: Two great tastes that shouldn't go together, especially all over the Interstate
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
If the pile of dead animals on your property is so big that the EPA has to be called in, you just might be in Florida
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Tue April 04, 2017
(Some Back Pain)
 
 
 
Two-thirds of the Florida market for oxycodone was suspiciously dominated by one foreign manufacturer, and they may escape billions of dollars in fines because apparently everyone is on drugs
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(KMOV St. Louis)
 
 
 
One 144-pound snake is scary, but 144 one-pound snakes would be gross
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Does someone want to explain why the hell foreign leaders are meeting the goddamn president at his goddamn private resort in goddamn Florida instead of the goddamn White House? Goddammit
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Mon April 03, 2017
(Time)
 
 
 
Yale students say they've found an all-natural citrus cure for hangovers. Florida students test it, say it goes great in vodka
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
This is the face of evil. Or maybe it's the face of stupid. Either way, it's the face of someone who skipped court after sending death threats to the parent of a Sandy Hook victim
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(TSN)
 
 
 
Will the Leafs take advantage of a tired Buffalo squad? Will the Wings play spoiler for the Sens? Will anyone watch Montreal's meaningless tilt with Florida? It's Monday NHL action, with 3 Atlantic playoff berths still on the line. SHUT UP, PIERRE
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
And we have another nominee for the most Florida story ever on our hands
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Sun April 02, 2017
(History Channel)
 
 
 
This day in 1513, Ponce de Leon discovers Florida. Fark tag appears two days later
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Sat April 01, 2017
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
I'm not saying it was a 9-foot-tall alien, but it was a 9-foot-tall alien
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(WTSP)
 
 
 
Police officers build beeping Easter eggs so that visually impaired children can join in on the hunt. "Every kid loves Easter and finding Easter eggs and this is just a way to let everybody participate in it"
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Fri March 31, 2017
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Anywhere else, if you plan an armed robbery, you'd usually have at least one whole gun. Of course, this is Florida
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
South Carolina golfers stunned to see massive alligator "the size of a dinosaur" casually saunter across the course as if it were Florida
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Thu March 30, 2017
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Nothing to see here, just an alligator in a furniture store, presumably visiting dead relatives
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
The customer is always right, except when they try to buy stuff with a mound of pennies. Or when they wave guns around and threaten to kill you for not accepting them, that's not right either but it's certainly Florida
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(41 Action News)
 
 
 
This is what happens when you take good old fashioned road head and crank it up to Florida
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
A few oysters can be an aphrodisiac, while too many can be fatal. Specifically, a semi-truck full of them running into you
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Wed March 29, 2017
(Vice)
 
 
 
"Florida's Weeki Wachee mermaids have been performing for travelers since 1947, and entertained everyone from Elvis to Don Knotts during the 1960s heyday. Six decades later, they are still going strong." This was just an excuse to say WEEKI WATCHEE
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(The Cannabist)
 
 
 
Medical MJ bill in Florida says you can't smoke, vape, or eat it. There's always injecting like Becky. RIP Becky
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Tue March 28, 2017
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Dumbass spring breakers use shark to open beer can, because of course they do
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Four years after introducing electronic tracking bracelets, Disney theme parks report 50 percent of guests wear them, making their experience better and helping Disney collect shiat-ton of maybe-anonymized, maybe-not data about you and your location
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
GAO 2 ✔ $$ 4 POTUS 🏰 ✈🌴 & ⛳ trips
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Mon March 27, 2017
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Hurricane season is starting a bit early this year
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
What ten movies should be considered required viewing for Fark n00bs so that they get as many inside jokes/comments as possible? Whichever post gets the most "Smart" votes gets a big box of nothing for a prize
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Sun March 26, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
We have two SEC teams with South Carolina and Florida squaring off, we also have Kentucky and North Carolina making four Southern teams vying for a trip to the Final Four. It is Sunday's Elite Eight thread, tip-off is at 2:20 PM EDT
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Sat March 25, 2017
(Florida Today)
 
 
 
When stealing guns, a PlayStation, cash and other items from a home you might want to take a second to make sure you are taking everything that you came in with. Unless, of course you want to play Cinderella with the police
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Fri March 24, 2017
(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
Attempting to give Florida Man a run for his money, naked Washington Man gets tasered after setting house and car on fire. Amateur
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(WPTV)
 
 
 
¿Dónde está Kermit?
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Florida man steals $138,000 from disabled woman, tries to launder money at a strip club
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida man disrupts traffic to eat pancakes in roadway. Charged with Obstruction of Breakfast
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Thu March 23, 2017
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Shaquille O'Neal: "U mad, Flat Earthers?"
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
I've got more than a feeling that Boston's drummer collapsed and died while performing on a cruise ship
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(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Florida woman secretly records and broadcasts a nursing home couple having sex, claiming it was for her own amusement
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(SEC Country)
 
 
 
Lane Kiffin keeps his head down, avoids controversy at FAU. Just kidding, they've been sued before the first game
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Wed March 22, 2017
(Miami New Times)
 
 
 
Floridians believe in man-made climate change, but only the Democratic areas of Florida will be affected, so no big whoop
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
The Florida House of Representatives considers banning red-light cameras statewide, in a rare display of sanity and reason that makes up for at least three Florida headlines
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Tue March 21, 2017
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
When you try to force a dairy to label its real milk as "imitation" milk, you might be a Florida
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
SIR DAVID ATTENBOROUGH: "And here we have an excellent specimen of Florida man, in his natural environment of the glare of television cameras, police sirens, and handcuffs"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
How Farking idiotic are Trump supporters? They chant Build the Wall while vacationing in Mexico. They may want to check out Snopes for the vacation pics story
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida woman arrested after toddler shoots out car window at church school. To be fair, in Florida, that's called doing a bang-up job of parenting
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(TC Palm)
 
 
 
If you've got so much weed it's literally coming out your butt, maybe it's time to cut back
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Mon March 20, 2017
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Tim Tebow is a leaf on the wind
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Here's the 12 Hours of Sebring commentators calling Saturday's Delta IV launch
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
If you're 19 and hauling 30 cases of beer for spring break, don't drive 90 mph on the interstate
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Sun March 19, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Second woman dies at Miami clinic after getting Brazilian butt lift
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
We conclude the first weekend with a rematch of the 2013 National Championship game, MSU-Kansas, two USCs, and Duke still sucks. It's your NCAA Second Round thread, Day Two. Tip-off is at 12:10 PM EDT
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Sat March 18, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Well, we now know at least one ex-football player whose brains aren't scrambled
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(FL Keys News)
 
 
 
One fish, two fish, hogfish, dogfish
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(IMSA)
 
 
 
Round 2 of the Weathertech Sports Car Series kicks off today in Fark's Favorite State with the 12 Hours of Sebring. 10:30 AM EDT on IMSATV and Fox Sports Go; FS1 coverage to start an hour later and continuing to the chequered flag
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(Pro Sports Daily)
 
 
 
Carmelo Anthony says losing this year is harder than losing in past years, but he sure makes it look easy
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Fri March 17, 2017
(Fox 35 Orlando)
 
 
 
Today's episode of nope slithering from a car vent brought to you by Fark's favorite state. Florida tag last seen running for the flame thrower
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(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Florida GOP finds novel way to solve invasive python problem: cut food stamps to 200,000 people and they'll be desperate enough to eat the snakes
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
It's Day Two of the NCAA Tournament. Who will be lucky on St. Patrick's Day? How many 'Duke Sucks' references will we have? Have you chosen poorly or wisely with your selections in your bracket? Tip-off begins at 12:15 PM ET
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
A heads-up to all of you who may be thinking of replacing that old refrigerator you've got in the garage keeping beers and such cold: newer ones may not work out there
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Rick Scott fires prosecutor for getting uppity
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Thu March 16, 2017
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
If you rush out of a tattoo shop without paying, try not to post photos of the new tat on Instagram for the owner to find
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(CNN)
 
 
 
In hindsight, perhaps naming a school Innovation Park Middle School wasn't the best idea. "They don't want to go to a school and wear a red shirt with the letters IPMS across the shirt for athletics, for academic competitions (or women in general)"
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida Wildlife Commission shares information about escaped monocled cobra, say it will be seeking warmth, shelter, possibly a top hat and fancy walking stick
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Yoga pants may be a key source of sea pollution, awkward boners
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
"Stand your ground" extension passes in Florida, raising the bag limit to five
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Investigation concludes that Jose Fernandez boat crash went down just how we all thought it did
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Wed March 15, 2017
(NewsAdvance)
 
 
 
First they came for the yoga pants
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Want to kill someone? Do it in Florida, where it's basically legal now
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump is planning on cutting the NWS, EPA, Medicare and Medicaid, but you can bet your tax dollars he's going back to Mar-a-Lago this weekend
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(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
What do you get when you combine an attempted rape, a snake in the bathroom, and some molly? Why, you get a Florida Fark Link, that's what you get
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Tue March 14, 2017
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Men from three Florida counties shouldn't donate sperm, the CDC warns, due to risk of spreading the Zika virus or whatever the hell else is wrong down there
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tips for preventing heart attack while shoveling snow: Don't eat big meal before going out to shovel, take frequent breaks, use smaller shovel or snow blower, move to Florida
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
New rules regulate Florida county's marijuana dispensaries, allowing them to operate only in a three foot section of swamp behind a pile of alligators
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Giving Florida Man a run for his money, Minnesota Man launches his car over 200ft of open water, lands on ice, then wades ashore and wanders into random houses to watch TV
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Cobra has escaped and is terrorizing a residential neighborhood. And now you know, and knowing is half the battle
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Naked man arrested after police find him yelling gibberish on Indiana highway, may have been trying to hitch a ride to Florida
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(AP)
 
 
 
Marco Rubio says Snoop Dogg shouldn't have shot a toy gun at a clown dressed as President Trump, possibly since second amendment solutions for problems should only be proposed by clowns
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Mon March 13, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
All in one article, we learn Steve Bannon dodged state taxes by pretending to live in Florida; his Breitbart salary; and his ex-wife's drug dealing boyfriend never watched Breaking Bad. Shoulda checked for 'HDPE' on the tub before dissolving a body
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Two Florida jet skiers nearly hit by cruise ship are rescued at the last moment and issued complimentary copies of "How to Avoid Huge Ships"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Donald Trump will host China's president at Mar-A-Lago because why not waste more taxpayer dollars
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
New York Governor Andrew Cuomo has hired two Florida fundraisers. Nudge nudge, wink wink
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Sun March 12, 2017
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Interested in experiencing the Real Florida? Try Cayo Costa State Park, a barrier island only accessible by boat, with miles of undeveloped beaches, mangrove estuaries, turquoise waters. Tent camping, cabins available
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Florida man is at it again. This time burning down a Qwik-E-Mart that he thought was owned by Muslims because it didn't have orange grapefruit juice
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Sat March 11, 2017
(AP News)
 
 
 
Rhode Islander becomes drunk, forklift-wielding Florida man
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(FL Keys News)
 
 
 
♫ Florida man, every now and then I get a little bit high And you're always pulling me over Florida man, every now and then I get a little bit critical Of rating the weed that I just smoked ♫
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Fri March 10, 2017
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida passes death penalty reform bill requiring juries to vote unanimously to sentence someone to death, and to ban the practice of death clowns entertaining spectators between executions. Okay, maybe that last part isn't actually in there
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Let's see: $8.10 an hour, work up to eight hours a day, with bonuses for how big a python you can pull. Hm, this job sounds perfect
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Apparently, blowing someone away for using a cell phone in a movie theatre doesn't qualify for a 'stand your ground' defense, even in Florida
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(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Today's Florida mad libs headline: Drunk tourist rolls golf cart while attempting to run over a rooster
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Thu March 09, 2017
(WPTV)
 
 
 
Transplant discovers new home's pool attracts more than just neighborhood kids, uninvited skinny dippers. "I'm not from Florida so I'm not used to alligators"
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida to debate expanding controversial 'stand your ground' law, possibly extending the bag limit to five
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Who would steal a car with nine parrots in the back seat? Florida Man, that's who
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Police baffled as to why someone would leave a five-foot dead shark in a shopping cart at a Walmart
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Tue March 07, 2017
(Roll Call)
 
 
 
Marco Rubio turned the other cheek only for the invisible hand of the market to spank him on that one too
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(NBC Miami)
 
 
 
Study says Floridians are happier and healthier than you. Let that sink in for a minute
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(Fox 61 Connecticut)
 
 
 
UCONN women approach Space Jam levels, win AAC Championship 100-44
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Want to fire a fully automatic submachine gun out a slightly open window of a small plane in flight? Then come to Florida my friend, come to Florida
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(War is Boring)
 
 
 
A-10 pilots practice boat busting off of Florida. Someone must have reread "The Hunt for Red October"
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
New Cavs Andrew Bogut injures his leg literally the moment he steps on the court for the first time
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Mon March 06, 2017
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Florida man learns why Coloradans don't ride their motorcycles this time of year
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Backboard shattering dunks. New and busted: This shot clock after this dunk
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Lots of people showed up for "March 4 Trump" rallies across the country, if you count maybe 150 people total as a lot of people
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Sun March 05, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
West Palm Beach business owners are going broke because someone keeps showing up at Mar-A-Largo for vacation every weekend instead of running the country
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Sat March 04, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Today is the day that Trump supporters will show their strength in March 4 Trump rallies all across the country. Already tens of Trump supporters have shown up at the National Mall
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Ready for the some college hoops action? On the hardwood today: UNC vs Duke(sucks), Kansas at OK State, Louisville vs Notre Dame, Florida at Vandy, FSU vs Miami, the bubblicious Ga Tech at Syracuse, and so much more
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Fri March 03, 2017
(SFGate)
 
 
 
California man evades high speed police chase while driving rented U-haul truck. Your move Florida man
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
This is what happens when you grant bail to motorized grocery cart thieves
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Florida Man has had a busy week
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
After putting in so much effort and hard work not to sound unhinged during his speech to congress Trump rewards himself with spending the weekend at his Mar-A-Lago estate
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(WPTV)
 
 
 
Happy birthday to the state that makes bad news fun
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(News 96.5 Florida)
 
 
 
Giant dinosaur caught strolling across Florida golf course with massive fish clenched in his gnarly teeth
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Thu March 02, 2017
(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Not news: Population has doubled since 2010. Florida: Population infected with Syphilis
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Man who threatened to kill Kevin and also tried to kill Kevin is scooted back to Florida. That rascal
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Security camera captures dog jumping up to say hi to burglar while owner sleeps on couch nearby
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Wed March 01, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Senators who have an office in your home states, please raise your hands. Not so fast, Senator Rubio
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
In the first Spring Training game played at their new shared facility in Palm Beach, Nationals beat the Astros thanks to a ninth-inning play at the plate and a walk-off home run. Perfect way to break in a new ballpark
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Tue February 28, 2017
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Florida man Florida man'ed a hotel room
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(Lowering the Bar)
 
 
 
Not listed: Official state mugshot, Official state meth formula
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
If you're a trucker driving to visit President Trump with "bombs," it's easy to catch you if you call 911 to announce your plan
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Car plows into crowd at Mardi Gras parade. Sadly this is not a repeat from a few days ago
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Mon February 27, 2017
(GeekWire)
 
 
 
Tune in tomorrow for another episode of Colbert.... in.... Space
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Remember those pro-Trump rallies? The actual crowds that attended were like his hands: Tiny
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
In Florida, responsible gun ownership means keeping a spare piece on the side
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Did they take his mugshot before or after the pills were removed from his butt?
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(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Science creates a source of free air conditioning, and it's even cheap to produce. Still no cure for Florida
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Sat February 25, 2017
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
You know you're in Florida when you see a guy strip off his clothes in the middle of traffic and shout, "I am God"
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Fri February 24, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Sword-wielding felon threatens customers at Florida Walmart. 'Inappropriate weaponry at Florida Walmart' trifecta in play
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Former Florida Governor and current Congressman, announces he is divorcing his wife of 8 years. Jesus, Crist
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
You don't tug on Superman's cape, you don't spit into the wind, you don't pull the mask off that old lone ranger and you don't shoot a bb gun at a cop outside of a Florida Walmart
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Heroism can be found in the most unlikely of places. Yes, even inside a coffee table in Florida
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(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
David Ross' next retirement adventure: Playing for the Harlem Globetrotters
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Thu February 23, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Whoever thought having Jameis Winston give a speech to 5th graders was a good idea should be evaluated
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Former leader of the Orangemen and Lord High Derper, John Boehner tells a conference of health care executives that a repeal and replacement of Obamacare is "not going to happen" adding under his breath "I told those dumb farks that years ago"
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Wed February 22, 2017
(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
This Florida man salutes a cardboard cutout of Trump every morning because he's a normal guy. Totally normal. Nothing to see here
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Tue February 21, 2017
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Parents of disabled children fight beer distributor over horse therapy in today's mad lib Florida headline
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Inside Mar-a-Lago - Why Fark needs to combine the 'Politics' tab with the 'Florida' topic...'Floritics'?
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(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Half-eaten shark washes up on Florida beach, as some larger shark is no doubt being scolded about starving sharks in China
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(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
High school students have sent a cell culturing biology experiment into space. Hmm sounds like a good episode for Futurama
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Mon February 20, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Sweden's former prime minister reminds everyone there were more murders in Florida, where Trump spoke, than in the entire country of Sweden last year
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Sun February 19, 2017
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Not news: group provides housing and services for homeless. Florida: Group makes blankets out of plastic bags for homeless
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(NH1)
 
 
 
Bald eagle populations are on the rise, and if anyone tries to stop them there will be hell to pay
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Yeah, about that Trump supporter who was 'spontaneously' invited on stage during his Florida 'campaign' rally...
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(SpaceX)
 
 
 
Apollo and Shuttle launch pad? Check. Cargo to the ISS? Check. Landing the first stage back on the ground? Check. It's your SpaceX CRS-10 Live Discussion Thread, Take Two - new launch time Sunday 9:39am ET
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Donald Trump holds first "campaign rally" of his presidency in Nurember... excuse me - Melbourne, Florida
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Sat February 18, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mar-a-Lago members who pay a lot of money to be members get locked out every time Trump shows up, and they are not happy. Quick, let's break out our tiny violins just for them
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Late into a getaway Friday, James Comey was briefing senators on Russia. They will now all get a week in Sochi as part of the time share package
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Thu February 16, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Van Jones attempts to find correlation and causation where none exists, saying if Democrats fought against mass incarceration we would never have gotten a President Trump
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Wed February 15, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump is kicking off his 2020 campaign with a rally this weekend. Luckily, he doesn't have anything important to do
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
She "is unhappy with how her life ended up. She is miserable" would seem like an odd way to describe a former model, who married a billionaire who, oh yeah, is now also President of the United States, but, here we are
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
President Trump will make Melbourne stop this Saturday, marking third trip to FL since inauguration, raising the question: When will he visit Disney World?
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Florida Woman is transported by ambulance to 7 different hospitals during epic 26-hour doctor shopping spree
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(Flyer Talk)
 
 
 
Mailing meth do's and don'ts: Do address it to yourself as a guest, and not just the hotel. Don't put your name as the return address
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Tue February 14, 2017
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Florida Gov. Rick Scott's big inauguration orgy cost over $600,000 and feaatured The Beach Boys
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(Slate)
 
 
 
So Donald Trump got Mar-A-Lago removed from Trip Advisor
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
University Bookstore worker stole over $20,000 worth of text books, so 4?
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Mon February 13, 2017
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
The Patriots, already making plans for Superbowl LII, trademark the phrase 'Blitz for Six'
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Remember when Biden pointed in the direction of the football carrier and everyone lost their minds? Fun times
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Former Republican congressman to Trump: STFU and GBTW. If only current Republican Congresspeople would start talking like this, stuff might actually get done
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Sat February 11, 2017
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Right now, the White House Press Corp is sitting in the basement of a private golf club with black plastic covering the windows so they can't watch the POTUS golf. Welcome to the new incredibly thin skinned normal, citizen
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Fri February 10, 2017
(Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
Transgender woman arrested after threatening judge. And after killing her sixth husband during a botched castration. Difficulty level - Not Florida
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(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
The 'Cash Me Outside' girl is obviously from Florida and shockingly also has a father. He speaks
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Good news: you didn't die from MRSA. Bad news: you smell like you died from MRSA
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(CNN)
 
 
 
When life hands you lemons, make lemonade. When life hands you limes, make pot brownies
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Thu February 09, 2017
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
A man is suing a Broward County high school after months of receiving automated phone calls about a child he doesn't have
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Florida Man, "self-taught on the banking industry," caught after wiring himself seven billion dollars that Jesus wanted him to have. To be fair, he does seem to have actually learned a lot from the banking industry
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Wed February 08, 2017
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Not news: man who can't swim drowns. News: with thousands of dollars of cash in pocket. Florida: partner in crime let him drown, got away, and wasn't arrested for five-and-a-half years
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Bounty hunter marries his wife's teenage daughter while using a fake name to dodge felony drug charges and illegally buy guns, even manages to squeeze in a little Florida
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Reason to weep for America #34: Publix Supermarkets will no longer offer free slices of meat at the deli counter
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Tue February 07, 2017
(FL Keys News)
 
 
 
Man starts fire, threatens to burn down house, flees, crashes, flees again, the beat goes on
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Muslim Jacksonville Jaguars owner and Trump voter, Shad Khan, can't believe that Leopards are eating his face
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Mon February 06, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
So after two grueling weeks on the job, Trump felt he needed a vacation. But did he go golfing? Staffers refuse to say. So...is this Golfgate or Golfghazi?
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Sat February 04, 2017
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
When a headline asks a question, the answer is usually no. Usually
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
College Basketball Saturday features No. 5 Arizona at No. 13 Oregon, No. 20 Notre Dame at No. 12 UNC, No. 8 Kentucky at No. 24 Florida, No. 23 Purdue at No. 17 Maryland, plus another 12 hours or so of hoops action, tipping off at Noon ET
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Fri February 03, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
'Sharkwater' filmmaker disappears in ocean near Florida Keys, presumed to be making new documentary detailing life inside a shark
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(Variety)
 
 
 
It won't matter if you do or don't binge watch installments 1 through 4, Sharknado 5 won't make any sense
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Thu February 02, 2017
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
FL votes cast for Mickey Mouse exceed Trump's margin of victory over Clinton. Florida tag edges out, Strange, Unlikely, and Sad tags by a hanging chad
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Millions in Trump campaign funds went to Trump firms
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(College Football Talk)
 
 
 
Top high school football star committed to Michigan State, signs with Florida State Penitentiary instead
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Wed February 01, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Florida GOP congresscritter drafts bill to abolish the EPA, because of course he did
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Democrat upset that Democrat meeting wasn't angry and shouty enough
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Woman illustrates why she was kicked off Spirit Airlines
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(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Did your favorite team land the big recruits this year? Any big commitments surprise you? Did you win a bet on which star player goes where? This and other things as it is college football's National Signing Day
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(Yahoo)
 
Video
 
Lane Kiffin looks like he's doing FAU promo only because someone off-camera is holding him at gunpoint. And who could blame them?
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Tue January 31, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Hooters to add male servers and ditch revealing outfits with new venture 'Hoots'
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump just convinced Governor Rick Scott to run against Bill Nelson for Senate
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Mon January 30, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Mormons plan to build huge city in Florida. In the far distant future it will war with the Clearwater Scientologists and they will merge and Florida will become the Church of the L. Joe Hubbard Smith's Mormontoloscientifics & Scientomormonologists
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Sat January 28, 2017
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Robocaller: "Can you hear me?" You: (click)
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
We can rebuild heirloom tomatoes. We have the technology. We can make heirloom tomatoes better than they were. Better... tastier... more flavorful
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