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Headlines matching 'florida'
Thu May 16, 2013
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Florida mayoral candidate who claimed to have been endorsed by Jesus Christ finishes dead last in election. I haven't seen a Floridian endorsed by Christ fail this badly since Tim Tebow
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(75)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Three men involved in Hollywood-style shootout, car chase at Jacksonville airport-- Translation: Nothing unusual happened in Florida yesterday
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(11)
 
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Gym members in Miami Beach learn the hard way that armed bounty hunters have more rights than police under Florida law
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(89)
 


Wed May 15, 2013
(Dallas Observer)
 
 
 
Florida man claims Red Lobster poisoned him with Budweiser. If the story only mentioned Miracle Whip we could get to foodie outrage level 29
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(79)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Florida woman files $5 million RICO suit against Apple for failing to fix her out of warranty iPhone 4
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(61)
 


Tue May 14, 2013
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
On today's episode of "Republican Hispanic Outreach", State Director of Florida Hispanic Outreach for the RNC quits the GOP and becomes a Democrat
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(83)
 
(WTSP)
 
 
 
DOT changed traffic signal timing rules to increase red light camera revenue
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(201)
 


Sun May 12, 2013
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Siblings busted in giant Frito-Lay heist (and for licking their fingers and going back into the bag)
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(18)
 


Sat May 11, 2013
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Man arrested for stealing bedsheets from a Walmart says his home has bedbugs and he was only doing it for his children. He's Florida's equivalent of Jean Valjean
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(17)
 


Thu May 09, 2013
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Florida restaurant pulls controversial lion tacos off the menu after huge uproar
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(189)
 
(WPBF West Palm Beach)
 
 
 
Woman photographed flipping off Bulls player Joakim Noah during last night's playoff game at Miami is a famous widow once accused of killing her husband. Is there a tag for COULDN'T POSSIBLY BE MORE FLORIDA?
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(111)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Florida State linebacker says he signed under duress, now wants to play for Lane Kiffen instead
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(22)
 


Wed May 08, 2013
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Usually it's a dream come true when you have two sisters knocking down your door. But seeing as how this is Florida you can guess how it worked out
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(45)
 
(WTSP)
 
 
 
News: Man, 90, trapped in his car for four days, survives on snacks. Fark: Uses Fig Newtons to measure time. Florida: In his own garage
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(26)
 


Fri May 03, 2013
(Slate)
 
 
 
If science finds a way to give us superpowers, will we use them for good or for evil? Or will it be both? And will Florida decimate their state because they insist on wearing capes?
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(69)
 


Thu May 02, 2013
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Cop fired for 8th time for leaving AR-15 with friend. Previous firings for beating juveniles, stealing from suspects, falsifying reports, conducting unauthorized car chase where four people were killed & calling in sick...from Cancun
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(118)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Woman researches the impact of prolonged exposure to Florida. Results aren't good
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(69)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
If you must filibuster, do it like a Florida democrat
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(16)
 


Wed May 01, 2013
(Gawker)
 
 
 
A 16-year-old High School student from Florida was mixing some ordinary chemicals at school to see what would happen, and made some smoke. So, of course, the school gave her extra credit. Just kidding...They expelled her and charged her with a felony
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(242)
 


Tue April 30, 2013
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Apparently jealous of Texas, Florida moves to install its own "express lane" for Death Row. "Only God can judge, but we sure can set up the meeting." the bill's sponsor ACTUALLY SAID during debate on the measure
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(209)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Five shot, one fatally at Florida Crab Festival...only it wasn't a Crab Festival
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(53)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Florida: a bunch of drunken rednecks, a pissed off bull with a ribbon between its horns, and a money prize for getting that ribbon. Double Florida: it's a she who gets trampled. Triple Florida: TWICE
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(17)
 


Mon April 29, 2013
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Former SCOTUS justice Sandra Day O'Connor now thinks that her vote to end the Florida recount in Bush v Gore might have been a mistake. Wow, ya think?
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(159)
 


Fri April 26, 2013
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Florida judge orders Gawker to take down Hulk Hogan sex tape. Gawker refuses, says eyebleach makers would go bankrupt if they complied (Update: Gawker has since taken down the link to the video)
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Wed April 24, 2013
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Florida lawmakers want to end life-long alimony payments, make alimony and child custody laws more fair. Naturally, some people have more sand than Daytona Beach in their vaginas over this
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(156)
 


Sun April 21, 2013
(Athens Banner Herald)
 
 
 
Most runaways head for Florida...while Florida runaways dream of Georgia Travelodge rooms with 4-foot bongs
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(30)
 


Fri April 19, 2013
(Government Technology)
 
 
 
Florida may become first state to regulate drones, sadly putting a preemptive stop to many future Fark greenlights
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(20)
 


Sun April 14, 2013
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Giant snails overrunning Florida. While the rest you will be killed by our new slimy overlords, subby is grateful that he works at a salt mine
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Sat April 13, 2013
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
81-year-old Florida man arrested as ringleader of a prescription drug ring, leaving his neighbors to ask what is wrong with these kids today
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(25)
 
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Walmart shopper calls police to report "some guy" was harassing her from shoplifting. Yep, Florida
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(53)
 


Thu April 11, 2013
(Space.com)
 
 
 
Florida Senator last week: "let's lasso an asteroid." MSM: "LOL what a retard" Obama this week: "let's lasso an asteroid" MSM: "what a visionary leader"
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(42)
 
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Florida man hopes to get intimate with women with no strings attached
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(42)
 


Wed April 10, 2013
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Florida man, misses his mom, steals $75,000 worth of soup
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(31)
 


Tue April 09, 2013
(Reading Eagle)
 
 
 
There is a news aggregation website called Fark.com, which tags news articles with labels such as "sad," "scary" and "amusing." One of the tags is "Florida." It is the only state that has its own tag on Fark
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(14)
 
(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
You know you're in Florida when you're reading about a skinny man in pink sunglasses rummaging through someone's garbage and it's the fourth story down on the local police blotter
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(13)
 
(CF News 13)
 
 
 
Everything is for sale in Florida -- even the vase off your grave
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(16)
 


Mon April 08, 2013
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
The State of Florida is Tired of Seeing Your Naughty Bits..."Revenge Porn" Bill Proposed, Makes Sharing Naked Pictures and Videos a Felony
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Sun April 07, 2013
(CNN)
 
 
 
It's nice to know, with all the various hardships facing citizens, that two of Florida's representatives are tackling an important issue: investigating why Jay-Z and Beyoncé went to Cuba
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(76)
 


Sat April 06, 2013
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Deal reached in Trayvon Martin case
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Thu April 04, 2013
(Delaware County Daily Times)
 
 
 
Woman files insurance claim for expensive items stolen from her car. Pro Tip: When providing store receipts to the cops, make sure the business is open on the dates specified. Bonus: This is not Florida
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Wed April 03, 2013
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Florida Family Policy Council says gay scoutmasters won't be molesting boy scouts, but boy scouts will be molesting each other, if the ban against gays is lifted
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(76)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Florida man discovers that moisture is the essence of wetness and wetness is the essence of beauty
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(80)
 


Tue April 02, 2013
(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Assault with papayas and a mooning over an unwelcome invitation for sexy time, Or, as it's known in Florida, Tuesday
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(21)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Second AAA club could move to Houston area
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(66)
 


Mon April 01, 2013
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
After exhaustive new testing and research, pretty much every teacher in the country has been found to be satisfactory or better; furthermore, you are totally having a foursome tonight with the Kates: Upton, Beckinsale and Winslet
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Sun March 31, 2013
(NCAA)
 
 
 
#4 Michigan vs #3 Florida followed by #2 Duke vs #1 Louisville. It's a 4 3 2 1 Sunday afternoon of basketball fun starting at 2:20 ET
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(501)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Growlers R Us: Florida brewers push hard to legalize 64-ounce beer jugs or sippin urns as they are known to Floridians
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(51)
 


Sat March 30, 2013
(CNN)
 
 
 
Florida celebrates 500 years of earning its very own Fark tag
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(22)
 


Fri March 29, 2013
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Put your drinking shoes on, it's time for some basketball. It's Cardinals vs Ducks for the early birds, while the Wolverines face Kansas. Then, Florida visits Dunk City but not before Duke starts sucking against MSU. It's your Sweet 16 day 2 thread
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(512)
 
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Yo mama is so fat the Orange County Fire and Rescue Department had to spend thousands of dollars on new ambulances that would be capable of transporting her
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(73)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Kansas, in a bid to out crazy Florida, introduces a bill to allow quarantining of HIV positive people
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(157)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Florida man guarantees years of uninterrupted basketball TV time, by arranging for girlfriend to be "randomly" picked for chance to make $20,000 halfcourt shot at Orlando Magic game, and then proposes to her after she misses the hoop
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(43)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Millions of viewers are predicted tonight to watch Florida, FGCU, Coach Enfield's supermodel wife
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(44)
 


Wed March 27, 2013
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Florida's records from the 1500s to be digitized. Ponce de Leon will finally be immortalized 500 years after being contracted to explore Fark's favorite peninsula
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(13)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Amazing story of Menelik Watson, son of lower class rastafarian parents in Manchester UK, who went from learning the game of football to starting at Florida State in less than a year, and is now a top O-Line prospect in the NFL draft
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(18)
 


Tue March 26, 2013
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Florida Lt. Governor is being investigated. Governor Scott will now SHUT. DOWN. EVERYTHING
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(37)
 


Mon March 25, 2013
(WTSP)
 
 
 
Build a state university in the swamplands of Florida - check. Move the athletic program to the highest level in college sports, hire a self-made millionaire basketball coach - check. Make the NCAA tournament in Year 2 and whoop Georgetown - check
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(45)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
So who is the future of the party? The answer may be found in Kentucky and Florida
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(83)
 
(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Florida Gulf Coast University hoops players do Chicken Dance during NCAA Tournament game, burn opponents with the Cornballer
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(11)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Behold the perfect dream house located in sunny South Florida, perfect if you're a prepper that is
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(61)
 


Sun March 24, 2013
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
For the record, it's not a crime to jump out of a van in Florida and chase after a woman who is jogging
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(56)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
You might think that this is just another story of a Florida teacher getting into trouble together with one of his students, but this time, it happened during a skydiving lesson
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(58)
 
(WTSP)
 
 
 
After another sinkhole opens up it becomes clear that the earth is trying to swallow Florida
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(57)
 


Sat March 23, 2013
(World Series of Fighting)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: World Series of Fighting 2, Former UFC Heavyweight Champ Andrei Arlovski vs former UFC welterweight Rumble Johnson. Free prelim stream at 6 PM, main card on NBC Sports Network at 9:30 PM ET
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(266)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Another TSA employee tries to claim "Finders Keepers" - for a $2000 laptop (Dumbass, Asinine tags redundant for TSA, happened in Florida, can TSA get their own Fark tag yet?)
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(143)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pat Forde's annual pre-tournament best-case/worst-case article says that Florida Gulf Coast's best-case scenario is Twitter buzzing over the coach's wife as the team gets blown out by Georgetown. Best case
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(105)
 


Fri March 22, 2013
(8 News Now)
 
 
 
Man found actually innocent after spending 20 years in prison for murder. Now Florida wants him to serve three years for violating his parole 22 years ago
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(82)
 


Thu March 21, 2013
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Taking ecstasy and then chewing up a sex toy before trying to bite off your client's penis is no way to make it as an escort. With mugshot of what a Florida ecstasy-eating escort looks like
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(78)
 


Wed March 20, 2013
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
The 911 call that saved Fark from another depressing Florida story and UCF from a mass shooting incident
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(84)
 


Mon March 18, 2013
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Body, assault rifle, homemade explosives found in college dorm room. In Florida, we call this Monday
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(103)
 


Sun March 17, 2013
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
A headline so strange even the Florida tag averts its eyes in embarrassment
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(38)
 


Sat March 16, 2013
(NBC News)
 
 
 
The oldest species of saber-tooth cat in the Americas discovered in Florida, it's so old it predates the Earth itself
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(48)
 


Thu March 14, 2013
(CNN)
 
 
 
Algae bloom is killing a record number of endangered Florida manatees. If only there were some phrase to express dismay
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(89)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Who's willing to bet more people are gonna resign than just the Florida Lt. Governor over this gambling scandal?
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(33)
 


Wed March 13, 2013
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Florida wants to ban all internet cafes in Florida because Florida still has internet cafes
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(54)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Avengers, ASSEMBLE,...on ice?
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(15)
 


Tue March 12, 2013
(Panama City News Herald)
 
 
 
Student cuts out middle man, hacks Florida State's servers and redirects all queries to gay porn website
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(32)
 
(WCTV Tallahassee)
 
 
 
Lizards and snakes can be found at the Florida Capitol building today. Also, some animals are on display
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(3)
 


Mon March 11, 2013
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
"FBI informant's perilous work with the Florida Taliban" Well, those Christians are a crafty bunch
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(10)
 


Sun March 10, 2013
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Expect heavy use of the Florida tag over the next few days
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(31)
 


Sat March 09, 2013
(WPTV)
 
 
 
Florida man fills his home with 2,000 Barbie dolls
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(47)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Guess the state: Man texts his estranged wife's male friend nearly 300 times, threatens to kill the man and shoot his children at their bus stop and shoot others who might be there. Difficulty: Not Florida
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(44)
 
(Live Science)
 
 
 
Aside from man-eating sinkholes, Burmese pythons, swarming sharks, and tropical storms, what else does Florida have to offer? Oh, yeah, quarter-sized mosquitoes with bites that feel like you're being knifed. Orbital nukes last seen being made ready
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(54)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Florida healthcare staffing company introduces 'Beer Cart Fridays' as way to boost employee morale. Florida tag weeps with joy at finally being used in a positive way
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(26)
 


Fri March 08, 2013
(11 Alive)
 
 
 
Florida legislators consider law to limit a Fark-worthy behavior, but don't worry, it's one we have surprisingly few Florida-tagged links about
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(63)
 


Thu March 07, 2013
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
San Francisco man arrested for bank robbery after Florida police spot "Fu#k SFPD" tattoos
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(19)
 
(Panama City News Herald)
 
 
 
Police crush 75,000 dope pipes with a construction roller. So if you are coming to north Florida on spring break, bring some rolling papers
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(93)
 


Tue March 05, 2013
(ABC 15)
 
 
 
Another sinkhole has hiat in Florida, where's the swallow-up tag?
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(107)
 


Mon March 04, 2013
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Killer bedroom sinkhole finally caught on camera
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(117)
 


Sun March 03, 2013
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Florida girl who flipped the bird to a judge gets applause in court after finishing prison term. Next up: agent, book tour, reality show
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(108)
 


Sat March 02, 2013
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
You know there's something inherently wrong in your state when the government is forced to caution cities not to draft laws legislating smoking, guns, and bees
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(21)
 
(Townhall)
 
 
 
Florida college oppresses Christians by expecting them to obey the same rules as everybody else
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(229)
 


Fri March 01, 2013
(WPTV)
 
 
 
Come live in Florida, where the sun is bright, the beaches are warm and the SINKHOLES SWALLOW YOU WHOLE WHILE YOU'RE SLEEPING
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(127)
 
(WWSB ABC 7)
 
 
 
Florida man ruins the state's image by helping rescue baby chicks from storm drain while frantic mother hen watches (with video)
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(53)
 


Thu February 28, 2013
(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
If a shoplifter is getting away, it makes perfect sense to fire a few rounds to "mark his car" because Florida
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(253)
 
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Latest fitness craze for Florida five year olds: cage fighting
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(45)
 


Wed February 27, 2013
(HyperVocal)
 
 
 
Romanian gangster Nutzu the Pawnbroker rode away from prison on a black stallion, after serving one year on a 13-year human trafficking and pimping conviction. He kept four lions and two bears at his estate. Romania, the Florida of Europe
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(37)
 
(SanDiegoUnionTribune)
 
 
 
Survey of travelers finds America's top ten beaches are in the states of Hawaii, Florida, Florida, Florida, Hawaii, Hawaii, OMG Ponies, California, California, and Hawaii. Wait, what?
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(128)
 


Tue February 26, 2013
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Florida man assaults his brother-in-law with a Taco Bell burrito. Usually its the burrito itself that does the assaulting
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(45)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"As President Obama returned from a Florida golfing trip and Congress was on a Presidents' Day break last week, Tommy Bassett, a nuclear machinist, was applying for a backup job at Lowe's"
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(113)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
It's nice to see the old people in Florida getting along
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(42)
 


Sun February 24, 2013
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Florida and old people. What would you expect?
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(66)
 


Fri February 22, 2013
(The Australian)
 
 
 
US Sheriff vows to extradite spanking fetish Australian man who along with a former Florida prison guard that he met on the 'Spank-O-Life' social network spanked naked girls against their will. SPANK
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(99)
 


Wed February 20, 2013
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Despite stem cell restrictions and record low Congressional approval ratings, Florida clones Senator
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(7)
 


Tue February 19, 2013
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Lassie's trainer falls down the well at 69
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(11)
 


Mon February 18, 2013
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Classic Florida children's books, 'Cracker Kitchen' & 'Strawberry Girl': "I was anticipating Strawberry Shortcake, what I got was 'Tobacco Road' for kids. An oddly shocking delight"
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(21)
 


Sun February 17, 2013
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The worst cities for single, college-educated women to find a decent man. The worst place? Sarasota, Florida, though you'd think anyone with an advanced degree would know well to stay well away from that state
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Thu February 14, 2013
(610 WIOD)
 
 
 
Why yes, the man finally evicted after squatting for months in a foreclosed mansion has a new music video. (Florida tag trumps Weird, Stupid, Followup)
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(40)
 


Wed February 13, 2013
(WWSB ABC 7)
 
 
 
Who says there aren't mountains in Florida? Mountains of glass count, right?
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(58)
 
(NBC Miami)
 
 
 
Florida man arrested for performing surgery in a motel room while dressed as a woman, again
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(48)
 


Tue February 12, 2013
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Debbie Wasserman-Schultz: Here's a sweet old lady who'll be eating dog food if those big old GOP meanies shave even the slightest bit of Medicare metastasis. Press: Sorry, Deb - we actually did our legwork for once and she's a Florida political hack
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(104)
 
(CF News 13)
 
 
 
Florida lawmaker files "Sunshine Protection Act" to stay on daylight saving time forever because he gets sad when it gets dark early and he has to go back inside
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(160)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Harlem Shake epidemic continues to spread, has most recently infected a Florida college baseball team
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(46)
 
(Trebuchet Magazine)
 
 
 
Not just face-eating zombies, gators and gang warfare. Florida now comes with world-leading Shark Attack figures
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(12)
 


Sun February 10, 2013
(io9)
 
 
 
Florida man is the nation's worst superhero
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(44)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Florida's Python Challenge is nearly over and already some people are calling bullshiat. "I don't feel the epidemic is as bad as they're saying"
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Fri February 08, 2013
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
An examination of the world of "herpers". No, it has nothing to do with the Politics tab
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(17)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
If you're part of Florida's Python Challenge, try not to go so deep into the Everglades you become stranded and disoriented
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(42)
 


Thu February 07, 2013
(WebMD)
 
 
 
Sunlight now linked to a lower risk of rheumatoid arthritis. Doctors still puzzled why New Yorkers extend their middle finger more fully than anyone in Florida or Arizona
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(2)
 
(Miami New Times)
 
 
 
Florida school district considering cutting all after-school clubs so they don't have to allow a Gay-Straight Alliance
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Mon February 04, 2013
(610 WIOD)
 
 
 
Sheriff's Deputy shot in head in 2007 has made a miraculous recovery. Since then, he's shot a homeless man and is in jail for choking his wife. (Florida Tag trumps Followup)
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Sun February 03, 2013
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
More rocket launchers show up in gun buy back (this time in Florida). It's just so hard to find the ammo these days
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(91)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
ACC continues its metamorphosis into the Big East All-Stars by considering tournament in New York CIty. Duke sucks
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(7)
 


Wed January 30, 2013
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
NFL fan map finally clarifies the geographic locations of all NFL fanbases. Summary: Alaska is confused, Florida can't decide, Patriots fans are spread across the nation like mange
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(154)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
FBI raids office of South Florida doctor who allegedly provided prostitutes to Sen. Robert Menendez (D'oh, NJ). Meanwhile, your doctor charges you $500 for a three-minute visit in the exam room
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Tue January 29, 2013
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Bringing in an ounce of cocaine for your 4th grade science fair project? In Florida, it just might work
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(43)
 
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida has an ugly coyote problem
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(95)
 
(KLTV Tyler)
 
 
 
"I found him in bed with a naked chick, what was I supposed to do?" a) urinate on carpet, b) defecate on kitchen floor, c) Florida
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(98)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
If you live with your significant other in Virginia, Mississippi, Michigan or Florida and are not married you are committing a crime. This still won't convince her let you use the fuzzy handcuffs
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(44)
 
(WWSB ABC 7)
 
 
 
Go Kart racing now part of curriculum at Florida high school
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(36)
 


Sat January 26, 2013
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Prayer bill signed by Florida governor wins approval of high priest wearing goat horns and his four minions
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(113)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
How does Rachel Maddow explain the absurdity of Florida? By using Fark, of course (skip ahead to 3:50)
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(204)
 


Thu January 24, 2013
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
You too can own a $2.1 million home in Florida for free. Just live in it for seven years on squatter rights and it's yours
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Wed January 23, 2013
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
If your fiance breaks up with you, then it's time to demand the ring back...or if you're in Florida, make her swallow it
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(40)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
If a headline starts with "Naked Florida Man" and the story includes doctors being unable to determine what drugs he's on... welcome to your newfound celebrity status, good sir
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(35)
 


Tue January 22, 2013
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
In a headline one word too long, Jonas Brothers fan claims Joe Jonas blew him off
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(19)
 


Mon January 21, 2013
(Yelp)
 
 
 
Farker opened a bar in downtown Sanford FL, stop by and maybe you too can become a Florida headline. Grand opening 1/26/2013 ... 16 Belgian beers on tap and 30 in the bottle
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(28)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Pro Wrestler Calls Police on Opponent; It's Florida, So The Police Actually Show Up (Bonus: It's Sanford, FL, Home of the Trayvon Martin Case)
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Sun January 20, 2013
(ABC)
 
 
 
Group from New York church plan to rally in Florida supporting bill that would leave decisions on prayer in schools up to students, saying it promotes religious diversity. Fark: Satanist church
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Fri January 18, 2013
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
21 pythons whacked so far in Florida. Four days in, they're almost 0.05% of the way towards complete python annihilation
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