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147 headlines found matching 'florida'
Wed July 30, 2014
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Florida State football players make a rap video so ridiculous they'll need to repeat as national champions just to appear in public again
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(11)
 
(Tech Times)
 
 
 
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in: "Flesh-eating bacteria rampant in Florida waters"
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(14)
 


Tue July 29, 2014
(WFMZ Allentown)
 
 
 
New Jersey shows that wedding brawls aren't just for Florida anymore
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(8)
 
(Fortune)
 
Plug
 
The 20 least profitable companies include four stores you never shop in, a radio broadcasting company you hate, an airline you'll never fly again and a cable TV provider that drove you into the arms of Netflix. (Featured Partner)
 
 
(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
George Zimmerman now working night security, because of course he is and also Florida
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Mon July 28, 2014
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Pilot who never heard of Sully Sullenberger attempts Florida beach landing
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Sat July 26, 2014
(CBS Miami)
 
 
 
It's docs vs. glocks in Florida. Glocks win
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Florida GOP swears they don't know anything about the annual hunting trip the sugar industry sends them on every year
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Fri July 25, 2014
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
To oppose the brainwashing of students, Florida representative wants to brainwash students with mandatory showings of Dinesh D'Souza's "America"
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Thu July 24, 2014
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: Now with more bacon!
 
 
(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Sinkholes of the world (with WTFlorida map)
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(9)
 
(Gainesville Sun)
 
 
 
If you run over yourself with your own truck during a road rage incident, you might be from Florida
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Wed July 23, 2014
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
The Florida Panthers drop the only thing people actually cared about seeing when they attended: ice skating cheerleaders
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Tue July 22, 2014
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Woman discovered sleeping in a car wearing only her lingerie tries to run over a cop in one of the most Florida stories ever
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(First Coast News)
 
 
 
A fight between brothers lead one to the hospital with a cut to his neck and a punctured lung. Police say alcohol, and Florida Stupidity Syndrome, were factors in the fight
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Sun July 20, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
As it turns out, Florida is the best state in the US for __________________
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(Florida Today)
 
 
 
Florida Today lists the celebrity-backed craft beers and brews up a nice review of the latest offering from Drew Curtis, Wil Wheaton and Greg Koch
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(1)
 


Sat July 19, 2014
(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Rest area that was once famous for co-ed hookers and drugs now known for its poisonous snakes. I love you, Florida
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Fri July 18, 2014
(WINK Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Florida fisherman catches sting ray giving birth to twins. Catch and release becomes catch and deliver (w/video)
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Thu July 17, 2014
(Panama City News Herald)
 
 
 
Steal a school bus once, shame on you. Steal a school bus twice, welcome to Florida
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man informs County Commission of little known Florida law that allows him to shoot each of them if they sell his home. Promptly learns of revised statute about threatening public servants
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Tue July 15, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
"With a few quick fixes and some terraforming, we could make the moon habitable, and it would be just like Florida." Does that mean Fark would get a Moon tag?
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Mon July 14, 2014
(WWSB ABC 7)
 
 
 
Some guy in Florida is going to be mad when he finds out the bomb squad blew up his chicken head in a ceramic bowl artwork
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(37)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Surprise only 15 percent of this Florida town's police force were also members of the KKK
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(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Fifty years ago, a Florida town was founded to be a tax- and regulation-free "model community." Let's see how it's doing today
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Sat July 12, 2014
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Forget about the economy, crime, or global warming. Florida officials are worried about: Air Potatoes
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
As the sea level rises, definitely not due to global warming, we see that "Of the total of 4.2 million US citizens who live at an elevation of four feet or less, 2.4 million of them live in south Florida." I swear I just had my tiny violin right here
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Fri July 11, 2014
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
A congressional candidate in Florida doesn't get the same press as the President, therefore there's a "secret war on black conservatives"
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(News 96.5 Florida)
 
 
 
Florida man caught feeding Florida bear in Florida neighborhood where Florida woman was mauled by a Florida bear. Of course, Florida
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(32)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Judge rules Florida unconstitutional
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Thu July 10, 2014
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Woman on heroin makes pit stop to do naked yoga in middle of road, or as it's known in Florida, Wednesday
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(19)
 
(CBS Tampa)
 
 
 
Florida DOT sign explains how babby is formed
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Wed July 09, 2014
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Florida Supreme Court suspends lawyer who claims she has illegal microchips implanted in her brain. Now we know who's behind it
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(31)
 
(WIBX 950 Utica)
 
 
 
It Was the Running of the Bull in Florida
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(16)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Newlywed groom tries to murder his new bride. It wouldn't be the Florida tag without the couple in question being 79 and 73
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Tue July 08, 2014
(WAAY TV)
 
 
 
Not news: Woman arrested. News: After attempting to steal beer from Wal-Mart. Fark: On a horse that wasn't hers. Bonus: NOT Florida
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Sun July 06, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Amateur historians solve 170-year-old mystery by discovering the exact site of a lost Seminole Indian War fort in the Everglades, start new mystery of an article about Florida that doesn't deserve the Florida tag
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(WTSP)
 
 
 
Stranded baby dolphin rescued on Florida beach. Faith in humanity: restored for approximately 1 day
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Sat July 05, 2014
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Boca Raton, Florida is becoming the capital of the hair growth industry, which makes sense if you've ever seen the backs of the men on the Boca Raton beaches
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(19)
 
(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Hoarder who previously had 636 cats confiscated by the humane society, defies court order and you can probably guess the rest from the Florida tag
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Wed July 02, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Aaron Hernandez is "Mr. July" in Florida Gators calendar, cell block B
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(The Hockey Writers)
 
 
 
A guy who writes about the Columbus Blue Jackets predicts what cities will have hockey teams. Quebec gets Florida, Seattle poaches Phoenix, Bettman bets on Vegas and expands to Portland. And Columbus stays. Unbelievable
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Florida supreme court continues the war on Christianity
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Tue July 01, 2014
(CBS 12 West Palm Beach)
 
 
 
Argument over women's rights ends in the most Florida way possible, with a rabbit being punched
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(WTSP)
 
 
 
Florida attorney fighting hard to legalize weed in the state, while rich guy from Vegas and Governor Skeletor fight against it, thus ensuring the perpetuity of the Florida tag
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Sun June 29, 2014
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Welcome to Florida, where it's OK to buy fireworks to scare birds, but not to celebrate the nation's independence
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(42)
 
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida man tells deputies he has no idea how stolen goods ended up in his house because he was too drunk and high
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(35)
 


Wed June 25, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Florida decides to try and annoy the unemployed just a little bit less
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Tue June 24, 2014
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Kentucky Researchers discover Florida Man's kryptonite by synthesizing a "mutant cocaine-eating enzyme"
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(16)
 
(KATC Acadiana)
 
 
 
Louisiana needs a Florida tag
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Sun June 22, 2014
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Deputy fired after he let his drunk friend use the loudspeaker in his state vehicle to shout obscenities and make rude comments to passersby during a joyride that was idiotic and confusing by even Florida standards
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(Pro Hockey Talk)
 
 
 
NHL's Florida Panthers hire Gallant as head coach to replace the Goofus they had coaching last season
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(17)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
"Emails Show Feds Asking Florida Cops to Deceive Judges." Well, color me shocked, SHOCKED, that such a thing could happen in such a fine state
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Sat June 21, 2014
(CrushPlate)
 
 
 
Article reminded subby that it's time for Florida's long overdue revamp of its state flag to the silhouette of a man bearing down on two pit bulls with nun-chucks as the dogs viciously attack another man
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Fri June 20, 2014
(My Fox Philly)
 
 
 
Your boss fires you from your job, you burn his truck - it's the Florida way
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(17)
 


Thu June 19, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
Good: There is a cure for science denialism. Bad: It involves massive amounts of the population living in iron lungs because of polio. FARK: Will also involve Florida slipping beneath the ocean
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(34)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The seedy underbelly of Florida's retirement communities: "Every night is Saturday night in The Villages. And who's going to get pregnant?"
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Dawn Of The Planet Of The Apes trailer has apes dual-wielding semi-automatics on horseback, or "Tuesday" as we call it in Florida
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Sat June 14, 2014
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
The Florida Responsibility Paradox: If a mother forgets her child at daycare, and the daycare forgets the child is there and locks up for the night, who's to blame?
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(35)
 
(Florida Today)
 
 
 
Florida Department of Citrus set to introduce a new mascot, Captain Citrus. They were originally going to call him The Big Orange Fruit, but were afraid the estate of Liberace would sue for trademark infringement
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(33)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Florida Gators' assistant football coach fired after squeaky-clean Miami Hurricanes report him for NCAA violations
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(16)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Another Ariel Castro. This time it's in Florida
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(35)
 


Fri June 13, 2014
(RamblingBeachCat.com)
 
 
 
Stupid: Woman steals lobster tails by shoving them down her pants. Farking Stupid: ...to trade for painkillers. Florida Stupid: ....or Chinese food
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(32)
 
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Only in Florida: Stealing an iPad and making your getaway in a kayak. No we're not making this up
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(19)
 


Wed June 11, 2014
(Broward/Palm Beach New Times)
 
 
 
Move over, Ed Cocaine. Florida has a new hero, and her name is Crystal Metheney
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Tue June 10, 2014
(Ocala Star-Banner)
 
 
 
Attention people of Florida: Please stop mailing unmarked envelopes filled with artificial sweetener to the local schools and courthouses. They're making some of us nervous. Thank you
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(19)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
This F-bomb you want to drop, I do not think this phrase means what you think it means. Florida also still working through some of the finer details of the 13th amendment
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Mon June 09, 2014
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Congressman: Well, if humans are the cause of global warming, then how did dinosaurs go extinct? Checkmate
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Sat June 07, 2014
(CBS Miami)
 
 
 
Man shot when neighbors catch him peeing in their yard. Wait, it was the guy who was peeing who shot the neighbors complaining about him peeing in their yard? Oh, this happened in Florida, never mind
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(38)
 
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Starting in 2016, you'll be able to ride the world's tallest "supercoaster" which will be 570' tall and reach speeds of 65mph. Bad: You'll have to go to Florida to ride it
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Fri June 06, 2014
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
If one of theirs pulls a bottle of maple syrup, you pull a bottle of ketchup. That's the Florida way
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Wed June 04, 2014
(WWSB ABC 7)
 
 
 
Florida man paints house like the American flag to protest city code enforcement, proving exactly why the city has to set codes and enforce them
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(62)
 
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida fire chief knows what it was to be roasted in the depths of the slur that day, I can tell you
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(70)
 
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Because Florida isn't weird enough, man declares himself a sovereign state
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Mon June 02, 2014
(WTSP)
 
 
 
Study: Senior citizens in Florida drink entirely too much
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Fri May 30, 2014
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Man uses welding equipment and alcohol to remove tattoo of Florida from his face
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(26)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Florida high school senior banned from graduation thanks to his giant penis
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Thu May 29, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
There is a man breaking in to student's dorm rooms while they are sleeping at Boston College, wearing a Gator-style ski mask and waking his victims up by tickling their feet, who then gets away without stealing anything
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Tue May 27, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Supreme Court decides IQ test for Florida executions would mean no one in the state would be eligible for execution
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Sun May 25, 2014
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Orlando Sentinel links to Breaking News that Six Flags is coming to Florida. Makes it lead story. Fails to read the linked article or the comments. Hey, at least they didn't quote The Onion. (but close)
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Thu May 22, 2014
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Florida named the most dangerous state for pedestrians. Confused Southern California residents ask "What's a pedestrian?"
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(69)
 
(News 96.5 Florida)
 
 
 
Video shows the moment three children are shocked by poorly wired swimming pool. Because Florida (warning: may be disturbing)
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(116)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What Florida State fans call a "lost decade", other schools define as football success
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(11)
 


Wed May 21, 2014
(My Fox Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
From the state that brought you Hiccup Girl, Florida is proud to present ... Burp Guy
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(19)
 
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
After finishing an appetizer of earwax, Florida Rep. Joe Garcia orders a main course of foot
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Grade inflation has now become "grade hyperinflation" as Valedictorian at a FL high school graduates with a 10.3 GPA, hope all you kids with your piddly 4.0's like saying "you want fries with that"?
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Tue May 20, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
"I've had some radical ideas about voting and it's probably not a good time to tell them, but you used to have to be a property owner to vote" -Republican Representative for Florida and knockoff chocolate drink Ted Yoho
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(News 96.5 Florida)
 
 
 
Gunshots heard as sheriff gathers the media to talk about how bad the gun violence is. Because Florida
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(75)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Lake County, Florida's Sheriff's Office calls their bomb squad in after finding a cannonball in a box with old war relics. So *that's* what happened to the Breeders. I always thought they were off somewhere spitting in a wishing well
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Mon May 19, 2014
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Florida lawmaker: Common Core is designed to make your kids "as homosexual as they possibly can." Wow, that's pretty homosexual
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Sat May 17, 2014
(UPI)
 
 
 
Today's Fark ready headline: Alligator helps catch suspected car thief in Florida
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Fri May 16, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Florida high school coach steals $950 from players' wallets, says he was just preparing his athletes for dealing with an agent
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Thu May 15, 2014
(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Not news: Man stabs wife repeatedly. Florida: Immediately after their marriage counseling session
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(63)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
"Marijuana is not a boon for Florida agriculture," says Florida's Agriculture Commissioner. "There won't be fields of it growing in the state or pot shops on every corner next to gymnastics studios and tae kwon do studios where our kids are"
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Wed May 14, 2014
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
FBI agent who shot and killed the dude in Florida with connections to the alleged Boston Marathon Bombers? Yeah, he has a "troubled history." Really? A Boston FBI agent has a troubled history? This is my shocked face :-|
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Tue May 13, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
New overwhelming DNA evidence will not get this rapist to prison for brutal 1991 rape. Because Florida. That and the statute of limitations on the case has passed
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(64)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Florida health care workers who treated MERS patient also ill. Let's not all panic at once. We'll have to take shifts
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Sun May 11, 2014
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Deadly gunfire breaks out in the middle of a baby's birthday party. Surprisingly, it wasn't in Florida
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(119)
 
(WCTV Tallahassee)
 
 
 
American Lung Association of Florida hosts pub crawl, American Liver Foundation outraged
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(9)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Libertarian gubernatorial candidate arrested for driving without a license. Fark: Which he's been doing since he surrendered his license 3 years ago to protest Real ID. Bonus: He called every jurisdiction and challenged them to arrest him
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Sat May 10, 2014
(Noled Out)
 
 
 
Despite winning the national championship, Florida State had four fewer players drafted than last year, but still more than everybody except Alabama, LSU and Notre Dame. Is it time for "SEC, SEC" chants again?
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Fri May 09, 2014
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Fort Lauderdale Airport needs a new name, says mayor. How about the United Florida International Airport?
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Thu May 08, 2014
(UPI)
 
 
 
77-year-old Florida man tasered after trying to escape alleged bank robbery with walker
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(47)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mom tells cops to lock up her 42-year-old son after he went on 'drunken rampage' and destroyed her house with a baseball bat. This is why Florida is in desperate need of basements
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Tue May 06, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Not satisfied with graduating high school early, 16-year-old also graduates from college
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(61)
 
(WWSB ABC 7)
 
 
 
Florida detectives accidentally leave city hall unlocked over weekend so they can use the "nice" bathrooms
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(19)
 
(WPBF West Palm Beach)
 
 
 
Not News: Kentucky Derby horse hosed off to keep cool. Fark: By firefighters on Florida's Turnpike
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Mon May 05, 2014
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Dude tries to legally marry his porn-filled Macbook to protest gay marriage, because Florida
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Sat May 03, 2014
(NHL)
 
 
 
NHL Playoffs Day 18, the madness is taking over. Are we slaves to The Hockey Gods? No we enlisted into their service. Ia Ia Hockey Fhtagn Habs vs Bruins NBC at 12:30ET & Kings vs Ducks NBCSN at 8ET
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Squatter posts bond, returns to Florida soldier's home
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Fri May 02, 2014
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Florida mistakenly executes two inmates after a gas explosion levels a large section of prison intake facility
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Thu May 01, 2014
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton is more popular in Florida than Jeb Bush. Florida tag surrenders
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Residents, sick of Disney, Universal, and SeaWorld, rush to ride Florida's newest attraction: commuter rail
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Wed April 30, 2014
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida Senator wants bill amended to consider "an act relating to the zombie apocalypse," which somehow isn't in every Florida bill by default
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(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Florida Man arrested after being caught operating a mobile phone jammer during his daily commute to work. Bonus: When pulled over, the police radios got blocked, too
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Mon April 28, 2014
(WWSB ABC 7)
 
 
 
You've done it, Florida. You've come up with one story that includes a rental scam, a stolen news vehicle, and a bucket of urine... with a crazy-eyes mugshot as a bonus
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Sun April 27, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Bad: Man mowing grass has hand cut off. Fark: By propeller of plane that crashed into him
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Fri April 25, 2014
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Florida sheriffs organize first state-wide coalition against legalized medical marijuana. Because then what would they do?
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Thu April 24, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Florida retirement community sinkhole 2: Electric Boogaloo
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(15)
 


Wed April 23, 2014
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
A list of license plates rejected by Florida DMV. A55 RGY unavailable for comment. (Warning: subby not competent enough to make deslided work)
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(114)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
UC Florida student claims he was rejected by a fraternity for being too gay to paddle the asses of his brothers and stand around in a circle of guys wanking it
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Tue April 22, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
When you make a "run for the border" in your car, try not to do it at 2:00 a.m. when you're shiathammered drunk. That goes double if you're a Florida state representative
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(PBS)
 
 
 
If you had any doubts that recently big money is distorting politics, consider this, in Florida more than $4 million has already been spent in the race to fill the seat of disgraced Rep. Trey Radel--and that's just for the GOP primary
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(44)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Woman calls 911 to report a ring around the sun. "This has never happened in Tampa, Florida"
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Mon April 21, 2014
(Grind TV)
 
 
 
So you're out fishing and catch an 800-pound shark that's too big for your pickup truck. What do you do? Difficulty: Florida
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(82)
 
(NHL)
 
 
 
After the four high intensity playoff games yesterday it will be nice to have such a light schedule tonight .... WHAT? Four more tonight? I don't think my liver can take it. If yours can, the games are at 7pm EDT (two of them), 8:30pm and 9:30pm
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
If you live in Florida, be on the look out for this rabid raccoon in disguise. Possibly being chased by a male named Pepe
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(10)
 


Sun April 20, 2014
(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Florida neighbors upset about new park because: C) People might actually use it
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Fri April 18, 2014
(NHL)
 
 
 
For fans of the Red Wings or Bruins it truly is Good Friday.. It's a pretty good night for other hockey fans too.. Habs look to take 2 at Tampa @7ET. Wings/Bruins @7:30ET. then the Stars look to even it up with the Ducks @10ET CBC/CNBC, TSN/NBCSN x2
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Jeb Bush has already wrecked any chance he had of getting into the White House because of his greatest political achievement
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Woman arrested for running an unlicensed botox clinic out of her garage
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Thu April 17, 2014
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
You're not as highly evolved as you think you are. Florida tag because, well, have you been there lately?
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(13)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Out of everything to be afraid of in Florida (alligators, sinkholes, guns, crazy moms), a woman jumped out of a moving truck after seeing a lizard
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Wed April 16, 2014
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
If giving birth in a motel bathtub wasn't Florida enough, this mom gnawed off the umbilical cord with her teeth
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(38)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
93-year-old Florida mayor voted out of office after 65 years. Local residents express sadness after seeing someone lose an election right in their prime
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Sat April 12, 2014
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Mother of the year candidate takes her children on a vacation to Florida, kicks her 12-year-old son out of the car with no shoes on for reading the GPS incorrectly and sends her 8-year-old daughter out to look for more beer
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Over sheriffs' objections, Florida House approves bill to allow concealed weapons during emergencies. WHAT COULD GO WRONG?
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Fri April 11, 2014
(Telegram)
 
 
 
From the "are you sure this didn't happen in Florida?" files: Man learns baby gators are a gateway pet to big gators
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Thu April 10, 2014
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
In a bizarre coincidence, the nation's two top-billing Medicare doctors are both bigtime Democratic donors. Your talking point in response is that this is only evil when it benefits Rick Scott
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Wed April 09, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Millions of Russians freaking out over video that shows expansionist Ukraine invading Russia and stealing territory. Story needs a tag that combines "stupid" "irony" "silly" "amusing" "dumbass" "weird" "unlikely" and "entertainment" yet not "Florida"
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(66)
 
(WPBF West Palm Beach)
 
 
 
10-foot tree falls on Florida worker. *Face Palm*
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Tue April 08, 2014
(WWSB ABC 7)
 
 
 
Fake nuns raising money for fake charities? In Florida? It's more likely than you think
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Mon April 07, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Well, this explains a lot: Florida wasn't originally part of the Americas and is just tacked on
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(21)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Florida tag shares honors with Tennessee: Man convicted of 13th DUI -- after being charged with 14th DUI
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(40)
 
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Two die in small plane crash in Florida. While shooting a zombie movie
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Sun April 06, 2014
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
"Some of our stories are heartbreakingly tragic. But so many are also mind-numbingly strange. In Florida, we do weird the way Kansas does wheat"
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Sat April 05, 2014
(KeysNet)
 
 
 
Capt. Obvious checking in to tell you there is a LOT of booze in the dribble coming off our favorite state
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
WILL the Gators chomp on the UCONN? CAN Kentucky survive Bucky? This is your NCAA Final Four discussion thread. Tonight on TBS. First tip at 6:09 pm ET, second tip at 8:49 pm ET
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Wed April 02, 2014
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
You and your 16-year-old bud are on vacation in Florida. Do you: A) go to Disney World, B) hit the malls, or C) stop by a Chinese massage parlor for a quick one only to get busted by the vice cops?
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