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285 headlines found matching 'florida'
Mon January 23, 2017
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(Radio Insight)
 
 
 
New Radio Station "El Booty" launches, calling themselves "The Official Station For Latina Strippers Of Tampa Bay"
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Sun January 22, 2017
(NOAA)
 
 
 
NOAA's Storm Prediction Center issues a rare "High Risk" area for the SE United States with "Significant tornado outbreak expected today across north Florida and south Georgia." Stay safe today, farkers
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Trump survives first assassination attempt as United Kingdom tries to nuke Mar-a-Lago
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Fri January 20, 2017
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
She probably thought, "I can't believe no one ever thought to do this before"
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Thu January 19, 2017
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
We haven't had a good "mom brings machete into day care" story in awhile
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man arrested for threatening to kill Donald Trump is a close friend of the Clintons
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Wed January 18, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Woah woah woah dude, did we really spend that much money on weed last year? Woah
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(CBS Miami)
 
 
 
Some Florida politicians are not going to Trump's inauguration. Then again, some are. Here's why
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(Slate)
 
 
 
What was your state's nickname in the 19th century? Bug Eater, Puke, Weasel, or Sucker?
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
The Lord Jesus Christ takes time off from his busy schedule of appearing on toast and is promptly arrested for Trump assassination threat
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(Info Wars)
 
 
 
Trump associate Roger Stone survives likely assassination attempt of the radioactive substance kind
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Tue January 17, 2017
(WSVN Miami)
 
 
 
Florida celebrates MLK Day the only way it knows how
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
♪ Chim chiminey, chim chiminey, chim chim cher-oo / the Florida fire department has been called to come rescue you ♪
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Guy driving around America with homemade Trump float called the "Trump unity float" really likes Trump
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are the 50 craziest laws in each state. Come for not being allowed to drive blindfolded, stay for idiots not being allowed to vote
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Mon January 16, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The Orlando shooting was just upgraded from lone gunman to family affair
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Welcome to Florida, where our alligators seemingly eat school buses for lunch
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
If you are receiving disability payments for a disabled right arm, don't go to Disney World and use your right arm
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(Chron)
 
 
 
A self-described 'comedian' and Dallas fan from Florida gets a Dallas Cowboys Super Bowl LI Champion tattoo on his arm. Fark: Now needs tattoo removal advice
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Naked woman leads police on multi-county high speed chase. Surprisingly, not in Florida
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Sun January 15, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Send in the clowns
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Sat January 14, 2017
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Attention South Florida: You're gonna need a bigger boat
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You remember that foolproof scheme you had to never pay another toll again? Well, make sure "don't deploy while cop is the next lane" is on the checklist
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Fri January 13, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Newborn abducted from hospital has been found. 18 years later
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
If you've been wanting to ride Jimmy Fallon, now's your chance. Also, what the hell is wrong with you?
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Aéropostale reopens 500 stores to the delight of teens who need another place to buy bleached out, tie-dyed and shredded clothes
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Thu January 12, 2017
(WPTV)
 
 
 
Larceny, battery and grand theft. What is a Florida wedding for $20, Alex
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Wed January 11, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
What happens when you combine Walmart and Florida? Here's one of the many possibilities
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Tue January 10, 2017
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Seven. Seven of nation's most dangerous metropolitan areas to walk in. AH AH AH
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
A sinkhole opens up in somebody's living room. Just another weekend in Florida
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Mon January 09, 2017
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Florida Man should know better than to deny sex to Florida Woman
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Florida Panthers dress a sales accountant as a backup goalie when their starter was hurt. Apparently the front office misunderstood when he said he wanted to work with the team's net
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Days before airport shooting, Florida lawmakers worked on bill to allow guns in airports
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(The Weather Channel)
 
 
 
Snow and ice covered 49 of 50 states this past weekend. Guess who was left out?
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
How one man single-handedly destroyed a 123-year-old company from his Florida mansion
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Sun January 08, 2017
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
"Sure, we're using your tax dollars to pay Uber, but we can't tell you how much we're paying them"
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Sat January 07, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ah Florida, there's a reason that there is a special tag just for you
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Woman decides to play bumper cars with unwilling participants, including her two kids (with mugshot)
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Fri January 06, 2017
(Local10 WPLG)
 
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Two brothers try to ambush armored car employee. Since this is Fark, you can guess how that went
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Thu January 05, 2017
(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
The story of a man and a rabid bobcat. "To be honest with you I didn't know it was a bobcat. I just thought it was a really really big domestic cat," said homeowner Karen Morse
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(Tallahassee Democrat)
 
 
 
Florida Man charged with burning underwear in Starbucks, plans to use served-extremely-hot-coffee defense
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(MSN)
 
 
 
....is the word to describe former Jacksonville Jaguars head coach Gus Bradley's potential demotion
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
"I do this every Sunday" is not an acceptable excuse for man busted taking upskirt shots
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(Tallahassee Democrat)
 
 
 
Judge denies bond to man who kidnapped estranged wife, who married him after 1st husband was declared dead after he bought life insurance policy from 2nd husband, then disappeared on duck hunt. Confused? You won't be after this episode of "Florida"
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Wed January 04, 2017
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Florida man chases Florida Walmart woman, 12,533 BC edition
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Disabled son has seizure during on-camera interview so mom uses recently legalized cannabis nasal spray to stop it. Another miracle of American democracy at work
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(CBS Miami)
 
 
 
The introduction of Florida's new medical marijuana law goes to Florida in a hurry, or at least in a euphoric confused saunter
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Tue January 03, 2017
(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Just in case you missed it - In yesterday's Outback Steakhouse Bowl, the Florida QB was named Appleby
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Mon January 02, 2017
(Google)
 
 
 
A friend who manages a local company just discovered that an employee is on trial for a multi million dollar scam. They've also been a mild/moderate nuisance to the company. Can he fire them with no repercussion? How? Difficulty: Florida
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
This is the most ridiculous thing Florida Man has done since he lost a finger taking a selfie with that gator
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
We have four bowl games with some big-name college teams for the most part. Florida-Iowa, Western Michigan-Wisconsin, USC-PSU, and Auburn-Oklahoma. Have at it with the games starting at 1:00 PM ET
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Sun January 01, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
"I know things that other people don't know about hacking," claims Donald Trump, straight-faced
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Sat December 31, 2016
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Investigation in to why baseball player, Chuck Finley, checked out so many library books in Florida has lead to an interesting scheme to save library books, which may be happening everywhere in America
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The two semifinal games are being played today along with a couple other bowl games. Will Alabama roll over Washington? Will the Buckeyes top Clemson? How about LSU-Louisville and Georgia Tech-Kentucky? Kickoff begins at 11:00 AM ET
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Fri December 30, 2016
(BGR)
 
 
 
You know those scratch offs you get in the mail that say you've won a prize at a dealership but are just advertising? Well, an 83-year-old has a unique solution to handling those
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Twitter announces 360 degree live video streaming. Which means when Trump declares nuclear war we will be able to see him and the mushroom cloud at the same time
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(NCAA)
 
 
 
Five more bowl games on tap, headlined by Nebraska-Tennessee and Michigan-Florida State. Will there any big upsets or will the games go as predicted? Is your bowl game pool still looking good? Kickoff for the first game is at 12:00 PM ET
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Thu December 29, 2016
(Florida Alligator)
 
 
 
University of Florida student faces possible expulsion after run in with the law, transfer to Hogwarts
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(Slashdot)
 
 
 
After decades being just fine with cars piloted by geriatrics, Florida decide driverless cars need no special permits
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
We have the Battle of Souths with South Florida-South Carolina, Hogs-Hokies, and an old Big 12 showdown with Oklahoma State-Colorado on tap. The bowl season continues with kickoff at 2:00 PM ET
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Drunken McDonald's customer demands workers play "Muslim and Hindu" music and shut the f*ck off the "Christian music." Because Christmas
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Wed December 28, 2016
(AP News)
 
 
 
California teens rescued after boat capsizes in Florida Keys. "Make sure your bilge works before you run five miles offshore and realize it's too late. Other than that great day on the water"
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(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Florida is home to the loudest voices claiming the 2012 massacre of 26 children and teachers at Sandy Hook Elementary School in Newtown, CT never happened
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(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Today's main road closure due to A) DOT, B) Accidents, Florida) Naked guy jumping on cars and intentionally beating his head on their windshields
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Mon December 26, 2016
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Jaguars can go really fast, but they don't swim worth a damn
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(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
Ok, so while Florida's Stand Your Ground law has been responsible for growing rates of firearm homicides, Flordia is also now known for Canadian levels of politeness. So it's a wash
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(Daily Herald)
 
 
 
Desperate to replace the Florida tag, Indiana looks to repeal a law requiring handgun owners to have a license
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Sun December 25, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump sieg heils America a merry Christmas
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Sat December 24, 2016
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Eleven things you probably didn't know about Festivus
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Fri December 23, 2016
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Florida beauty queen uses baseball bat on party guest. Winds up with mug shot for her efforts. Out of the running for Miss Congeniality, however
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Thu December 22, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
I agree that Cowboys fans are annoying, but this isn't the way to handle it
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Officer Grinch gives speeding Florida motorists the choice between a ticket or an onion. Apparently, a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole was not an option
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Couple who ran a healthy living and investing service blog are arrested after they are found living with their five malnourished children in a car a in Florida Walmart parking lot
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Wed December 21, 2016
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Torn from the front page of the Bangor Daily: Lobster Man grateful for Presidential pardon. Florida man remains hopeful
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(Miami New Times)
 
 
 
Publix under fire for this and that. Honorable Fark mention in the article
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
In the age-old battle of SUV versus mobility scooter, the outcome can only be Florida
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Detroit's Nick Jensen has an impressive NHL debut, by knocking out both starting goalies
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Tue December 20, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
🎶 On the 9th day of Xmas the 27th state gave to me: 9 prior arrests, 8 police cars chasing, 7 red lights run, 6 cuts to the face, 5 suspended licenses--4 assaulted officers, 3 conflicting police reports, 2 smashed cars and 1 severed ankle monitor 🎶
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Mon December 19, 2016
(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
West Palm Beach site of new Astros/Nationals spring training ballpark is swarmed by scavenger birds who enjoy the nearby landfill and will likely enjoy fans' leftover French fries and hot dogs
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Helmet camera captures Florida man driving in ditches, medians, and knocking over streetlights. Police unsure if stroke victim or average Florida driver (Not safe for work links in sidebar)
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Man attempts to dual-wield while robbing an Uber car. Driver teaches him why that only works in movies, presumably after delivering a clever one-liner
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Reporter who is hanging out with Trump wants you to know Russia didn't cancel Hillary's campaign stops
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(WMAZ Macon)
 
 
 
Because Christmas falls on a Sunday this year, some churches have decided not to hold a Sunday service
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man wearing only pants arrested trying to break into a home. But since this is Florida Man, the pants were on his arms
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Sun December 18, 2016
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Todos los niños deben aprender español, ¿no?
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Sat December 17, 2016
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Trump calls Evan McMullin "McMuffin"
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(Times Union)
 
 
 
And this is what $716M in cocaine looks like
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Fri December 16, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Georgia gets Chubb for one more year. There's a joke in there somewhere
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
McDonald's wants to test home delivery via UberEATS and they couldn't have picked a better target audience to test with
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Pitbull pulled down a cool $1 million to talk about Florida's sexy beaches, which is nice work if you can get it
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Thu December 15, 2016
(WSVN Miami)
 
 
 
'Yo, I know wrestling is fake, just like my gun' says Florida Man. Hilarity ensues
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Florida Man wounded in battle with his most dangerous foe yet, Deranged Girlfriend
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
How plan to fix 3-mile long, I-275 bridge across Tampa Bay fell apart, as told in Legos
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(Fox 35 Orlando)
 
 
 
Heeeeere, KittyKittyKitty
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Darius Slay of the Detroit Lions says that the Pro Bowl moving from Hawaii to Orlando makes the game 'pointless'
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Wed December 14, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Lane Kiffin keeps it classy on his first day as FAU's coach by signing De'Andre Johnson, who was dismissed from Florida State for punching a woman in the face. Well, more accurately, for being caught on video punching a woman in the face
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Florida court rules that police can force you to tell them your phone's passcode. Although no guarantee they won't laugh if it's 12345
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Tue December 13, 2016
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Man tragically paralyzed in front of fiancee at bachelor party. Also, why would you invite your fiancee to your bachelor party?
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(ARL Now)
 
 
 
Florida Man, Florida Man, Florida Man hates Arlington Man. Shows him deez n*ts, Florida wins. Florida Man
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Worst. Super-villain. Ever
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Sun December 11, 2016
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
I'm not saying it was an alien spacecraft that was caught crossing the moon's surface on December 3rd, but that was an alien spacecraft that was caught crossing the moon's surface
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
In the US, the likelihood of knowing someone who has been shot is now more than 99 percent
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Wed December 07, 2016
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Oregon to hire Taggart as coach for the Ducks. Promises to "work up a Number 6 on opponents." No word on the team's participation at the Number 6 dance though
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Tue December 06, 2016
(WFLX West Palm Beach)
 
 
 
Bipolar paranoid schizophrenic alcoholic mentally handicapped man found in Florida. Next, police will try to locate sand on a beach, and then find a tree in a forest
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Unable to get the candidates to step in, Florida voters file a lawsuit demanding a state-wide recount
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(South Jersey Courier-Post)
 
 
 
Snuka is feeling the effects of Roddy Piper's coconut
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
The most misspelled word in every state. Alaska can't spell "Hawaii," but don't feel too bad: Massachusetts can't spell "Massachusetts"
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(WBAL-TV Baltimore)
 
 
 
Dammit, there's always some baby crying when I fly. I don't care if the baby was just born. Even when I get on a plane with no babies, then suddenly one appears and starts crying. I just can't catch a break. Shut up baby
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Mon December 05, 2016
(Sebastian Daily)
 
 
 
Florida man plays dead so guest would leave his home. And then it gets weird
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
We may hate fake news, but we sure did love the Weekly World News. In fact, Florida loved it so much, they elected Bat Boy as Governor
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Sun December 04, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
Dog who escaped Florida only to end up in New Jersey probably not real impressed with the world
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Sat December 03, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Lots of Conference Championships to be determined, as we have Clemson-VT, Alabama-Florida, and Wisconsin-PSU among a few interesting games this week. The games begin at Noon ET
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Fri December 02, 2016
(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Hitting your boyfriend in the face with a squid in front of the bagel shop might not be normal where you're from, but this...is...FLORIDA
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Wed November 30, 2016
(FL Keys News)
 
 
 
At clothing-optional bar, keep your hands to yourself
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Tue November 29, 2016
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
I kind of want to date a girl that steals a Magic Mike DVD, batteries, and a hard salami from Walmart. I'm just saying
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Pinheads in Florida government may be forced to deal with budget deficit due to Zika virus. Wait, that came out wrong
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
You should try eating Key Deer before they're all screwed
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
A good heist involves a cunning getaway plan. Sadly, Florida Man's "hide in a pond and claim he's fishing" ploy didn't count
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Mon November 28, 2016
(Twitter)
 
 
 
You want classy? The Florida Panthers will show you classy. NHL coach Gerard Gallant is fired after a road game and is left stranded at the Carolina arena by the team. Link goes to picture of coach waiting for the cab he called to get to the airport
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The NRA thinks it would be great if Florida were in charge of handing out carry permits for every state in the nation
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
What does Elian Gonzalez have to say about Fidel Castro's death?
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Sat November 26, 2016
(ABC 4 Charleston)
 
 
 
21 kittens scheduled to be euthanized in Florida just got a second chance after being transferred to Charleston's first ever Cat Cafe, just in time for a happy Caturday
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(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Where does an 800 pound fish swim? Anywhere it wants, and some people have a problem with that
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(Fox 4 Now Fort Myers)
 
 
 
In hindsight, it probably was a terrible idea to leave your infant in the care of a man with a tattoo of Florida on his face
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Fri November 25, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
911 dispatch: State the nature of the emergency. Child: I want to invite the cops to have Thanksgiving with us. Proving that not every Florida tag is an idiot
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Thu November 24, 2016
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Man rides horse from South Carolina to Florida, where he officially joins the rank of idiotic criminals
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Since Donald Trump won, he has gone out of his way to avoid intelligence, briefings
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Wed November 23, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Got houseguests who just won't leave? Florida has a solution for that and it involves mugshots
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Tue November 22, 2016
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
This morning's delivery of Florida may be slightly delayed due to spillage
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
You want a roller coaster full of wet people wearing towels? Because this is how you get a roller coaster full of wet people wearing towels
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
I was Playboy Playmate of the Year... how dare you use my picture to advertise your strip club
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Mon November 21, 2016
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Florida man can't find 7-Eleven restroom, so he enters walk-in cooler and pees all over the Busch Light
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Florida man finally lives his dream of surfing off coast of California. Immediately runs into pier, dies
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Sun November 20, 2016
(News 96.5 Florida)
 
 
 
Woman finds WWII dog tags after Hurricane Matthew, returns them to veteran's son and proves good stories can still come out of Florida
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Sat November 19, 2016
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Normally Kansas beating Texas isn't a big deal... unless, of course, that sport is football and they haven't done that since 1938
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
There's an octopus in the parking garage. No sign of the valet
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
There are some big battles this week including Florida and LSU, Wazzou and Colorado, and Oklahoma and West Virginia. Will there be any big upsets this week? What games are you watching? It is your college football thread, kickoff is at Noon ET
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Fri November 18, 2016
(Fox 4 Now Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Florida Man blurs the line between homeless and early Black Friday shopper
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Man caught selling horsemeat to undercover cops for $7 per pound. That's outrageously over-priced
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Thu November 17, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump to make history by picking woman for Secretary of State
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Wed November 16, 2016
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
♪ Florida man, Florida man, sells tainted South American cheese products and gets fifteen months in the federal pen, and I don't know where to go with this song after that ♪
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Seattle Times laughs at Fark's headline about 6-11 Gorjak Gak's eligibility to play basketball at Florida: "Apparently it took a while for his high-school transcripts to get here from the Klingon home world"
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(The Weather Channel)
 
 
 
What does your state consider "sweater weather?" Bare-armed South Dakotans point and laugh at shivering Arizonans
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Tue November 15, 2016
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Toyota's $3.4 billion lawsuit defense of their truck rust protection has just corroded
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
The Rock 2020
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Braves sign 43-year-old Bartolo Colon. Fans were surprised since most people his age coming out of New York usually go right past Atlanta and directly to Florida
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Sun November 13, 2016
(NBC Miami)
 
 
 
Well, this is awkward
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Sat November 12, 2016
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Someone has just posted a negative comment on Facebook after you screwed them in a business deal. What do you? If you're Jeff Smith Chevrolet of Georgia, you threaten to get nude pics of them and ruin their career
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Fri November 11, 2016
(WPTV)
 
 
 
Scorned lovers. Millions of dollars of missing artwork. Florida
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Gorjak Gak ruled eligible by the NCAA. Apparently it took a while for his high school transcripts to get here from the Klingon home world
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Whoever thought fishing could be so sexy?
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(WUSA9)
 
 
 
As punishment for them screwing up the election (again) God smites Florida with a rare type of bedbug not seen in over 60 years
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Another perfect symbol for America in 2016
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Thu November 10, 2016
(National Review)
 
 
 
If you squint, unskew a few numbers, and maybe if Obama insulted half the country as "deplorables", then, based on the numbers, Donald Trump would have beaten him in 2012
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(CBS Miami)
 
 
 
21 Florida kids sickened and rushed to the hospital. Doctors immediately rule out overexertion from exercise
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Trump supporters explain how the election wasn't about re-establishing white supremacy: "We are sick and tired of affirmative action, of people in the workplace not doing their share and then playing the race card when reprimanded"
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Wed November 09, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Third party voters ruined America last night
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Cheer up California, Massachusetts, and Florida farkers. At least you can stay stoned for the next four years
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Tue November 08, 2016
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Aaaaaaaaaaaaand we have our first assault at a Florida polling place (with photo)
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(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
Remember the squirrel attack at the Florida senior community? There was a second attack, but this time the seniors stood their ground
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Mon November 07, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Who better to critique hip hop than Donald Trump?
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Kellyanne claims Trump still has control of his Twitter account. Also, Trump's hair is real
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
TEACHER: "Johnny, you don't have your homework, again? What's your excuse this time?"
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Crippled kid kicked out of Trump rally welcomed with open arms at Obama speech. Evangelicals need to vote for Trump because Jesus hated the disabled just like Trump (Not safe for work autoplay video in sidebar)
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(Politico)
 
 
 
To win Florida the GOP needs a massive lead in early voting, usually done by elderly, mostly white people, to offset the floods of Latinos and African Americans who turn out for Dems on election day. Guess who is leading the early vote currently?
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Flight from Cancun to Frankfurt makes emergency landing in Jacksonville after man exposes his genitals and threatens to kill a 3-year-old boy. To be fair, it does really sound like he belongs in Florida
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Sat November 05, 2016
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
The largest U.S. taxidermy collection of over 400 animals is found in: A) the Smithsonian. B) NYC's Museum of Natural History. C) the Shell Factory of Ft. Myers, Florida
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Fri November 04, 2016
(Independent Journal Review)
 
 
 
Some counties are already reporting a 110% voter turnout
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Florida becomes the "swing state" with both parties deadlocked after early voting nears 5.3 million
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Thu November 03, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
Mother of newborn receives a $7,341 hospital bill for "delivery room services." In related news, the backseat of your car is a delivery room
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(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Man in Florida orders from Domino's but has no cash for delivery driver, so does what any self-respecting man in Florida would - jams as much pizza and cinnamon sticks in mouth as possible before cops show up
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Don't look now but North Carolina, Florida, Ohio and Nevada have all turned red on FiveThirtyEight's election forecast giving Trump 244 EVs to Clinton's 292
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
President Obama doesn't overreact at all, just says the 'FATE OF WORLD' is at risk if Donald Trump is elected president in North Carolina speech
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
In a last-minute pitch to secure the women vote, Trump singles out and harasses NBC's Katy Tur at Florida rally
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
"Keep it together, Donald," Trump says aloud in middle of a rally
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
If driving around on Halloween night with electrical wires protruding from your penis is wrong, I don't want to be right
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Wed November 02, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
It's election crunch time, so let's see who Florida Man is voting for
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
We may have to rethink this whole "Florida folks are waaaay out there" thing. Republicans are voting for Clinton in droves
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Tue November 01, 2016
(Economist)
 
 
 
Which cities should you head to in case of zombie outbreak? It should seem obvious, but head for Utah, stay out of Florida
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Face-eating Florida man told deputies arresting him, 'Help me. I ate something bad ... humans'
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Rest of the country: Dressing up your dog for Halloween. Florida: Dressing up your 13-foot-long alligator for Halloween
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
Florida man throws glass eye at doctor and nurse. With 'I see what you did there' mugshot
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Mon October 31, 2016
(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Did you know the state of Florida has an embassy in Washington DC. Why? Because Florida
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(Fox 30 Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Taking kids trick-or-treating tonight? Time to check sex offender websites to spread paranoia far & wide
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(NBC Miami)
 
 
 
Some parents, frightened by scary clown stories, will go trick or treating packing heat. "I'm terrified of clowns already and if one messes with me or my kids it'll be to the hospital or morgue they go.''
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Sat October 29, 2016
(NHL)
 
 
 
Will Auston Matthews score a hat-trick? Will there be blood in Habs/Leafs? Step forward if you're playing in prime time today. Not so fast, Buffalo and Florida. Sabres/Panthers @ 1 PM ET, everyone else @ 7 PM ET or later. SHUT UP, PIERRE
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Another Saturday of college football is here. Who will prevail in the Battle of Michigan? Which shade of red are you rooting for between Nebraska and Wisconsin? How about the Tigers and 'Noles? All this and more with the games beginning at Noon ET
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Thu October 27, 2016
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Florida Man with "family" tattoo on neck points gun at sister for ruining ecstasy stash (with mugshot)
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Wed October 26, 2016
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida man should know better than to leave a pickaxe lying around when doing meth with his buddy
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Don't say Democrats never invoke God in political ads
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
While the media is obsessing over Wikileaks, and doctored O'Keefe videos, reporters from an ACTUAL newspaper got an official from a Eric Trump's PAC to admit on tape that it's running a voter suppression campaign aimed at blacks and suburban women
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump Campaign manager: Well, sure we'd be totally screwed if we lost Florida , but really how likely is THAT to happen?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Democratic leaders upset Marco Rubio is skating away with the election instead of being challenged by the whole party
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(High Times)
 
 
 
"You're more likely to catch Ebola than receive a pot-laced candy this Halloween." Goddammit
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Tue October 25, 2016
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida man runs himself over while leaving strip club, crashes truck into house and flees, no doubt to the inevitable soundtrack of Florida Man: Yakkety Sax
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Donald Trump to rally in Sanford, finally finding a place where big dummies are welcome
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
It's just too much to ask that Donald keeps his conspiracy nonsense consistent. It's especially hard when he debunks his own conspiracy in the same sentence
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Surrender all hope, Florida is lost
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Mon October 24, 2016
(Adweek)
 
 
 
Man runs over Trump sign. Man posts video of the act on Facebook. Reporter covers the story. Reporter's Facebook page becomes political dumping ground for the best Florida has to offer
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(FL Keys News)
 
 
 
It's a sex toy. It's a gun. Wait, it's two things in one
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Scary: Woman arrested for DUI after driving wrong way in I-4. Fark: While carrying loaded guns, handcuffs, multiple driver's licenses. Better remember her mugshot, people
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Georgia-Florida game that was called the 'World's Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party' has a new name and fans hate it. The "River City Showdown"
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
THIS is what happens when you publicly shame your girlfriend for her driving skills in Florida
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Sun October 23, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
UFC doesn't even know that it won a rivalry game today
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
You may have a meth problem if you live in Nebraska and after not sleeping in three days find yourself yelling at a hotel receptionist in Florida about not getting any food because you think she's a counselor and the hotel is a rehab center
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Fri October 21, 2016
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Due to the result of having to campaign in Florida, Clinton and Trump are now campaigning in parallel universes there
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Thu October 20, 2016
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Undecided Florida voters remain undecided after last night's debate, because apparently the only thing that will make up some people's minds would be one candidate literally murdering the other on live television
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Wed October 19, 2016
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
People in Florida can't identify mystery smell. Here's a hint Florida, it might be you
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
"Let's say [Clinton and I are] tied, then how come we have thousands and thousands of people, thousands and thousands?" Trump asked his supporters, between huffs of wasp spray
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
If Florida Man ever needs a mascot, this guy is a prime candidate
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Tue October 18, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Marco Rubio refuses to discuss climate change during Senate debate, because he's of the belief if you don't debate something, it won't hurt your polling numbers because it doesn't exist
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Rare 400 pound weedfish caught off Florida
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Mon October 17, 2016
(ITV)
 
 
 
Strangers form human chain to rescue man from his burning car. This being Florida though, the cops had to fight the driver to get him out before the car exploded (with video)
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Long-time Florida GOP strategist and senior adviser to Rubio's re-election campaign says that in his state , "Donald Trump is on track" before adding "to totally and completely melting down"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Latest proof the Clinton campaign is acting underhanded: they're talking to their voters in some kind of strange code that no Republican can possibly understand
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(Sportsnet)
 
 
 
Setting a record in your first NHL game will still only get you 2nd star of the week when going up against McJesus
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Sun October 16, 2016
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
The right of citizens to keep and bear caneguns has been infringed
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Sat October 15, 2016
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Disabled Marine stands guard for three days over downed power line along popular path, warning neighbors, kids of live wire arcing in standing water. "I just perched there with water and Gatorade"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Since Trump likes to grab vaginas, woman sends Trump a handful of her pubic hair in lieu of a campaign donation. Try to pay for commercials with that
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Fri October 14, 2016
(Public Policy Polling)
 
 
 
Ken Bone is currently leading Jill Stein in Florida
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Florida's death penalty found to be unconstitutional, but only due to a technicality
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Certain Halloween costumes triggering you? University of Florida will offer counseling
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida woman gives Florida man a run for his money by attempting to vacuum gasoline out of the trunk of her car. "What are you thinking? I think even a child would know not to do that"
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Thu October 13, 2016
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Howard Stern: "You know about sexual predators? You are one" Trump: "It's true." Ha, ha, ha
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Trump: Look at the woman accusing me. I don't think so. I mean she's like a 3 and I'm rich and fat with skin as loose and thin as my toupee. What would I want with her?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Trump to speak in Florida after tweeting "Major Speech" Will he go full Budd Dwyer on the crowd? Will he rape a nun on live TV? Tune in and enjoy the shiatshow. Fox link, but hey, you probably don't want to miss this
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump triples down on that whole "Arresting my political enemies" bullcookies
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Wed October 12, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Better ingredients, better pizza, better way to check on grandma after a hurricane, Papa John's
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Tue October 11, 2016
(Michelle Malkin)
 
 
 
Al Gore is in south Florida to campaign for Hillary, quietly weep in the courthouse closet next to a dusty box of 16-year-old ballots
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
An unattended bag shuts down a Florida airport, because what are the chances that somebody would accidentally leave behind a bag at an airport?
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Mon October 10, 2016
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Florida victims of Hurricane Matthew complain about price gouging by businesses, until they realize that being charged $7 for a churro at Disney World is the everyday price
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(CBS 12 West Palm Beach)
 
 
 
After close brush with Florida, Matthew decides he likes his odds with the Bermuda Triangle. (Follow-Up tag last seen still running in opposite direction from Jim Cantore.)
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Sun October 09, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Hurricane Matthew may have just eradicated Zika from Florida, so think positive, I guess
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Sat October 08, 2016
(WPTV)
 
 
 
Hurricane Matthew makes landfall in South Carolina
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
National Weather Service says that Hurricane Matthew could make parts of Florida uninhabitable for months. Residents of Detroit: "You'll get used to it"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Who will win the Red River Shootout? Will the Vols and Aggies win in the battle of top ten teams? Who will prevail between Florida State and Miami? What other games are you watching? It is your Saturday College Football thread, games start at Noon ET
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Hurricane Matthew continues his east coast tour, heads towards coastal Georgia and South Carolina today
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(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Hurricane Matthew coughs up friggen sharks with laser beams. Well. Sort of
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Disney and Universal theme parks to reopen Saturday with no new water rides
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
As if Florida currently didn't have enough problems, flesh-eating worms have returned
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Fri October 07, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The chicken was also reported to be intoxicated and armed with a pint glass
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Hurricane Matthew + Donald Trump + Twitter= total trainwreck
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(National Post)
 
 
 
People who ignored the hurricane evacuation warnings are now calling for help. Authorities are telling them that they have to stay put until things calm down. Or in other words, "You should have listened and evacuated, you dumb farks"
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Comcast/Xfinity rolls out nationwide 1TB data c
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Apparently the good people of Florida need to be reminded not to drink Hurricane Matthew's floodwaters
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Hurricane Matthew discussion thread, Day 2. Stay safe, everyone, and check in when you can
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(Weather Underground)
 
 
 
Matthew up to Cat4, approaches U.S. coast at 16Mb/s
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Thu October 06, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Rubio urges his constituents to donate, rather than evacuate, in the wake of Hurricane Matthew
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Hurricane Matthew discussion thread. Stay safe and don't leave the house
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(CNN)
 
 
 
You know, in times of distress and panic, its best to have a leader of your state reassure you that everythi- "This storm is going to kill you"....oh, well then. PANIC
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
We have reached peak Florida. And The Smoking Gun is there
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(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
MMA Fighter Josh Samman dies a week after being found alongside dead rommmate
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Hurricane Matthew makes a 90 degree turn rather than have to decide which bathroom to use in North Carolina
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(Vox)
 
 
 
People staying behind to ride out Matthew reminded to write their social security number on at least one major body part with magic marker
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(KTVB Boise)
 
 
 
Sorry folks, Florida is closed. Moose out front shoulda told ya
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Donald Trump sets a new record among Latino voters, though it's rather dismal as he has the support of 10% of prospective Latino voters. Still, that 10% seems awfully high
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Garth Brooks postpones a concert due to Hurricane Matthew, because Florida can only handle one natural disaster at a time
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Wed October 05, 2016
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Florida Governor Rick Scott warns that Hurricane Matthew 'will be devastating'. Not as devastating as having Rick Scott as governor, but residents understood what he was getting at
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
If you had 'Wednesday' as the day Christian extremists would blame Hurricane Matthew on 'the gays,' come forward to claim your prize
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Miami Dolphins front office: Because of Matthew, we're shutting things down. Miami Dolphins offense: we're way ahead of you guys
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Leave Florida. The same advice you've received every other time you've told someone you live in Florida
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Tue October 04, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
"I don't think it's harmful a billionaire avoided paying taxes for twenty years," says Paul Ryan
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Hiding your drugs in your vagina during a traffic stop. New Floridaness: Hiding your ID in your vagina during a traffic stop
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Turns out Pam Bondi wasn't the only Florida AG Trump illegally bought off. Followup tag overstretched by the seven concurrent Trump corruption scandals
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Mon October 03, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
That's no moon
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Sun October 02, 2016
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Turns out that while hackers have been successful in getting into state election systems, they weren't able to do anything once inside, had to settle for a nice game of chess
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Hurricane warning issued for Jamaica, Haiti, Cuba as Matthew churns in Caribbean. "Florida still needs to remain alert," according to the National Hurricane Center
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Fri September 30, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Woman who bid $50,000 for the right to punch Pharma Bro in the face backs out, Bro looking for new fist
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The collapse of the Trumpenstaffel has begun
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Thu September 29, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump's hopes of winning FL, mostly rest on the large Cuban exile population of South Florida for whom "hating Castro" is their "single issue", so Trump would be REALLY screwed if it turned out he did business in Cuba in violation of the embargo
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Real clowns to Florida's Malevolent Clowns: Please stop
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(Brisbane Times)
 
 
 
Game of "Knifey Spoony" gets out of hand in Australia's Florida
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Wed September 28, 2016
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
There's regular fishing, deep-sea fishing, spearfishing, and then there's Florida fishing
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
You mean when I pull over a woman at night, I shouldn't hug her, kiss her, take a selfie with her, and add myself to her Snapchat? Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Malevolent Florida Clowns are terrifying people, and not just sitting in the office of Governor anymore
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Hey cabbie, just take me far away from where that Arby's just got robbed, and if you can avoid police, there's a big tip in it for you
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Hillsborough County Florida Sheriff's Dept. puts out BOLO for Garrett Morris
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Tue September 27, 2016
(The Weather Channel)
 
 
 
One mention about global warming in a 90 minute debate, and it was all about whether or not Trump believes in it. Here's the thing about reality: Global warming doesn't care if you believe in it. Global warming believes in you
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Mon September 26, 2016
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Guess the team: invites kicker in for workout, doesn't have time to work him out before leaving for a game, signs him day before the game, doesn't see him kick until warmups, kicker then misses 3 40+ yard FGs during game
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Cult movie director Herschell G. Lewis, the 'Godfather of Gore,' has passed away, 87
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Ex-Syrian intelligence officer may be hiding in Florida. I think we can scratch off the 'intelligence' part
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(WPTV)
 
 
 
Two guys who look like they enjoy catching alligators for fun have been charged with illegally catching an alligator
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Every Marlin will be #16 tonight
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Sun September 25, 2016
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Worst. Football. Ejection. Ever
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Marlins ace pitcher Jose Fernandez has died in a boating accident. He was just 24 years old
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