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94 headlines found matching 'florida'
Thu July 02, 2015
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
I'm not sure what's worse. That Allegiant Airlines thinks unaccompanied minors are baggage or that a Florida 15 year old doesn't have enough common sense to handle a flight delay
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Wed July 01, 2015
(Cryptozoology News)
 
 
 
Florida man claims Bigfoot family lives on his property, also solves mystery of what Bigfoot REALLY is: "I believe it's a descendent of Gigantopithecus, or some kind of early human. It's got human DNA because it's part human"
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(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Florida finally gets the ranking it truly deserves
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Tue June 30, 2015
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Florida man seriously injured after he lost control of his bicycle when it skidded over the gooey remains of an alligator
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(17)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Starting tomorrow in Florida, you will be able to buy "64-ounce beer containers known as 'growlers' and get them filled at breweries." And here are the rest of the new laws that take effect in our favorite state July 1
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
In the most Florida story ever, former Florida State Seminoles mascot stabbed to death over argument about gumbo spices
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(42)
 


Sat June 27, 2015
(WTSP)
 
 
 
The earth continues on its mission to swallow Florida, this time in Port Richey
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(19)
 
(Tech Times)
 
 
 
Florida public health officials say there's nothing to panic about over flesh-eating bacteria outbreak. In other words, Florida is suffering an outbreak of FLESH EATING BACTERIA SO RUN, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES
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Thu June 25, 2015
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Mosquitoes the size of pennies found - and not in Florida
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(70)
 


Wed June 24, 2015
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Gun range + Florida + Booze = This will end well
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(28)
 


Tue June 23, 2015
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Florida man goes postal on postal employee
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(13)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Crack team of investigators hope to get to bottom of butt grabbing case at Florida International University
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Mon June 22, 2015
(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
A guy rear-ends you and drives off. Do you A) Call the cops, B) Be thankful you're OK, or C) Tear after him at 80 mph and ram him over and over till his car flips and he's paralyzed. HINT: You're in Florida
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Pastor steps down from Florida megachurch after admitting an affair. Is it Monday already? (Bonus: Billy Graham's grandson)
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Fri June 19, 2015
(TC Palm)
 
 
 
You may not believe Florida Man has Jedi powers, but when you see his mugshot, you will... you will
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(64)
 
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
In Florida, if you've got the money you can hire a private judge to hear your case. What could go wrong?
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(21)
 


Thu June 18, 2015
(NPR)
 
 
 
Rich asshole who made a fortune on gambling buys up tens of thousands of acres of Florida wetlands and turned them into a nature preserve. Wait, WHAT?
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Wed June 17, 2015
(Fox 4 Now)
 
 
 
Florida man spends his days running through beach homes naked, saying "I just can't help it"
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Tue June 16, 2015
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Florida man tries to save house from foreclosure by blowing it up with a homemade bomb he made out of a bowling ball
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Mon June 15, 2015
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
101 mug shots of arrests in Florida sex predator sting. Yeah, it's a slideshow, but you probably can't take more than one 'what the hell is that?' at a time anyway
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Wed June 10, 2015
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Truckload of sharks crashes on interstate because Florida, that's why
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(26)
 


Tue June 09, 2015
(ESPN)
 
 
 
UCONN football coach Bob Diaco says he doesn't need the University of Central Florida's permission to create a rivalry game with the Knights, where they would compete for the elusive Civil Conflict trophy
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Sun June 07, 2015
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Florida's attempt to create an artificial reef goes as well as you would expect it to go
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Sat June 06, 2015
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Another sinkhole opens up in the middle of a busy Florida street as Satan continues to get back land taken from him centuries ago
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Thu June 04, 2015
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Today's Healthy Florida Living tip: When being chased by vampires, dance atop a police cruiser
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Wed June 03, 2015
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida: where the fish are fish, the teenagers are teenagers, and the teenagers are occasionally smacked unconscious by the fish
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Florida man, who makes swords for a living, committed hotel rewards points fraud to get gift cards for Applebees. That's a lot of work just for some mozzarella sticks
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(Daily Sheeple)
 
 
 
Florida court rules that while unfair, it is against international law to live off the grid. That sound you just heard was thousands of Amish collectively going, "WTF?"
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Tue June 02, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Thirty-year-old support worker loses half her body weight after giving up 1,095 candy bars per year habit, starting the Cambridge Weight Plan: "I'm saving up money I would have spent on chocolate to see my dad in Florida later this year" (w/pics)
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Mon June 01, 2015
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Two million new people have moved to Florida in the ten years since a hurricane last made landfall in 2005. Some people think this will not end well
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Sat May 30, 2015
(Noled Out)
 
 
 
Who is to blame for Florida State being so much better than Florida and Miami. Is it A) Jimbo Fisher, B) Will Muschamp or C) Nevin Shapiro?
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(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Police "help" mentally ill man--pulling him out of jail at 3 AM and putting him on a bus to Florida with a one way ticket
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Fri May 29, 2015
(Fox 4 Now)
 
 
 
Why'd the Florida man slash the woman's tires? She got to the bingo hall B4 him
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Thu May 28, 2015
(Florida Today)
 
 
 
Florida pilot's preflight checklist included half a bottle of Cognac, wine
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Tue May 26, 2015
(Florida International University)
 
 
 
Back to work, huh? Kinda sucks, huh? HEY. Want to see which parts of Florida will be swallowed by the ocean first? (Article with link to interactive map)
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Mon May 25, 2015
(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
The best bounce house EVER is in Florida
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Fri May 22, 2015
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Not to be outdone by North Carolina, Florida's random naked man sits atop a drawbridge (Not safe for work image in article)
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Sat May 16, 2015
(AL.com)
 
 
 
If you wear something daring and original on the red carpet at a Hollywood movie premier, you get applauded. If you wear something daring and original on the red carpet at a prom in Florida, you get sent home
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Alabama foster parents arrested in Florida, after hotel employees call cops because they wouldn't let sunburned and dehydrated kid back into room. Why yes, alcohol was involved
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Lawyers in shock jock case use sexy paralegal to trick opposing counsel into getting a DUI. Even in Florida, the bar association has a problem with this
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Thu May 14, 2015
(My Fox Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Florida submits its candidate for mom of the year
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Mon May 11, 2015
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Aaron Hernandez indicted for shooting someone. No not that one, the other one. No, not that other one, the other other one
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Sun May 10, 2015
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Just another day in Florida - skies are sunny, traffic heavy along the coast, a man trying to cash a check for $368 billion
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Sat May 09, 2015
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
"There's a serious disadvantage to being represented in court by a disbarred forger with no legal knowledge"
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Thu May 07, 2015
(Fox 4 Now)
 
 
 
Florida man says he got infected by flesh-eating bacteria while swimming at the beach, and he's not letting "doctors" or "test results" tell him otherwise (Some graphic images in article)
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Wed May 06, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
And the award for biggest waste of police dollars goes to
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(Fox 4 Now)
 
 
 
Florida residents warned about slimy toxic invasive species that's breeding out of control. And no, it's not the Canadians
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Fri May 01, 2015
(Cryptozoology News)
 
 
 
Florida man spots reptilian alien driving a Kia Spectra, manages to take a few pics, Florida man (w/pics)
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Wed April 29, 2015
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Florida invaded by insects from Remula...I mean France
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Tue April 28, 2015
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Man charged for driving without doors, windows, license plates, insurance and surprisingly not in Florida
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(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
"This is 8.45 in the morning and you are running through the streets with no clothes on. I don't know why you would want a kebab at that time of day." Australia: it's Australian for Florida
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(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
The man covered in blood shouted "I slayed the beast" then proceeded to stab himself. Surprisingly not Florida
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Mon April 27, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Drunk teen stole stepdad's van, crashed it and threatened to 'blow his head off' with shotgun. The only surprise is this didn't happen in Florida
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Sat April 25, 2015
(The Weed Blog)
 
 
 
Medical marijuana bills are "effectively dead" in Florida, because Florida man
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Thu April 23, 2015
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Angry Birds: Florida Edition
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(25)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Old Jewish man may back dude from Florida? The hell you say
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(15)
 


Wed April 22, 2015
(South Florida News-Press)
 
 
 
It's springtime in Florida: The Sun is out, the flowers are blooming and toddlers are already being left in cars parked at Walmart
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(23)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Want to eat in one of the 44 best restaurants in America? Bring cash. Lots of it
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Drunk Florida Grandmother arrested for DUI with ten year old in car, boring. Same Grandmother arrested in you "would hit it" bikini, much better
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Mon April 20, 2015
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
"The scene is that of a demilitarized zone; massive concrete barricades line the roads, and visitors are greeted by a desolate checkpoint with automatic gate and numerous surveillance cameras." No, it's not Mexico; it's two cities in Florida
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Fri April 17, 2015
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
South Florida has lost 9,000 millionaires. You'd think they would have some sort of tracking system in place
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Thu April 16, 2015
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Problem: Florida will run out of funds for a low-income health plan, something which could have been totally avoided if Governor Rick Scott had allowed ACA funding for it. Solution: Sue the federal government for the money
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Tue April 14, 2015
(Gawker)
 
 
 
"Marco Rubio is that rare youthful combination of un-telegenic bumbling incompetence and malign corruption only Florida can nourish to maturity"
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Sun April 12, 2015
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Authorities: Neighbor forced man onto high-rise balcony, microwaved his wallet. Florida, baby
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Sat April 11, 2015
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Man asks federal judge for emergency restraining order barring Kim Kardashian and Kanye West from ever entering Florida. "This task America has placed on your shoulders won't be an easy one, but we all have faith in your ability to get the job done"
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(16)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Old and busted: People in Florida hunting invasive pythons. New reptilian bounty hunters: People in Florida hunting invasive monitor lizards. "Several people reported a mysterious decline of the feral cat population"
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Fri April 10, 2015
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
MLB sets new spring training attendance record. Mostly from Boston residents who flew down to Florida just to watch an activity that didn't involve snow shovels
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(2)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Florida adopts some more bigotry
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Thu April 09, 2015
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
When a road rage incident involves nunchucks, you know it's gotta be Florida
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Wed April 08, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Who knows more about standardized testing: A 9 year old or a school board? Before you answer, consider: Florida
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Tue April 07, 2015
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Attention well-intentioned people of Florida: There are some significant biological differences between the turtle and the tortoise and one of them is that tortoises can't really swim so please stop releasing baby tortoises into the ocean
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Mon April 06, 2015
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Police officers do not know why Florida man was driving southbound in a northbound lane, but since he left his wallet when he fled the scene of the ensuing accident, the working hypothesis is 'stupid'
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Sat April 04, 2015
(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
City to remove trees from median. Florida: Because someone might drive into them. Florida^2: They're not removing the light poles between the trees
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Thu April 02, 2015
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Florida Man arrested standing outside in his underwear, yelling expletives at his neighbor and his neighbor's young daughter and touching himself in a sexual manner... Psh, dumbasses, that's not underwear, that his uniform. Florida Man
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Wed April 01, 2015
(Newser)
 
 
 
Florida, home of that bastion of Christian purity known as Spring Break, decides maybe people living in sin don't have to go to jail
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(21)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Florida, where you take out your child's tooth with a Camaro
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(30)
 


Tue March 31, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Why isn't anyone boycotting Rhode Island, Connecticut, Virginia, South Carolina, Florida, Alabama, Tennessee, KENTUCKY, Illinois, Missouri, Louisiana, Texas, Oklahoma, Nebraska, New Mexico, Arizona, Idaho or Washington DC?
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(268)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Turns out Florida Man is neither faster nor more powerful than a speeding locomotive
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(85)
 


Mon March 30, 2015
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Fly in cool airplane: $228,288 per hour. Go to Florida just to play golf and back in cool plane: $1.3M. Get someone else to pay for it: Priceless
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Fri March 27, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"A white man allegedly punched former St. Louis Cardinal Curt Ford in the St. Louis area." Well, at least he didn't kick him in the Florida
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(15)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Maine's governor refuses to apologize to Stephen King for falsely claiming King had moved to Florida (he hasn't) to avoid Maine's high taxes and instead challenges King to "Make me the villain of your next book". Governor, that was....*unwise*
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Thu March 26, 2015
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Good news: In Florida, you're still allowed to build a gun range in your backyard
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(74)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
13-year-old crashes van into pole, car and front porch while fleeing police, receives honorary Florida drivers license
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(21)
 


Tue March 24, 2015
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Proving he ain't all that smart after all, Neil DeGrasse Tyson slams Florida for banning the words "climate change" in official state communications by saying, "I thought as a nation we were better than this"
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(163)
 


Sun March 22, 2015
(Miami New Times)
 
 
 
Don't panic, but some day there may be 2 Floridas
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(91)
 


Fri March 20, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Florida cops hunt for naked female Spring Breaker who "may be in danger." Well, that narrows it down to a few thousand
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Thu March 19, 2015
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Florida orders medical exam for state employee who dared to use the phrase "climate change" from the official minutes of a department meeting
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(124)
 


Wed March 18, 2015
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Jeffrey Maier's glove, used during the 1996 American League Championship, brings in $22,000 at auction. Nice catch
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(4)
 


Thu March 12, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The most unique jobs in each state. Move to Florida and become an athlete. Move to New York and become a Fashion Designer. Move to Illinois and become a janitor
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Wed March 11, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
11 soldiers missing after their helicopter crashes in a Florida swamp. Wait, wasn't this a '80s movie plot?
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Mon March 09, 2015
(The Federalist)
 
 
 
A reminder that the story that Florida banned "climate change" came from an investigative reporting group in Florida, using Florida-quality investigative methods
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(56)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Mysterious stone figures discovered in Central Florida and thought to be priceless Asian artifacts turn out to be "the Indonesian equivalent of lawn gnomes"
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(32)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Florida Department of Environmental Protection bans the use of the term "climate change" even as $106 million of the state's budget is used to fight effects of sea-level rise due to cl--
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Sat March 07, 2015
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
If you're in Florida and want to drop in and see a Rays game, this is how to do it
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