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257 headlines found matching 'florida'
Tue January 16, 2018
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Trump did that umbrella thing again
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Mon January 15, 2018
(WPTV)
 
 
 
Woman orders hit on romantic interest's partner, gets Florida-quality results
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Sun January 14, 2018
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Bitcoin mania has come to the Florida real estate market, as the bubble moves from the virtual world to the real world
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Sat January 13, 2018
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Tired of being in Florida Man's Shadow, Florida Woman shows stupidity to be the great equalizer
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(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Old: People fighting in a McDonald's. Florida: Employees pulling guns on each other in McDonald's (w/video)
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(Time)
 
 
 
Think that Florida kid who won the $451 million lottery drawing is a big deal? Jeff Bezos has already made $10 billion this year
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Fri January 12, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
Gov. Lex Luthor: let me just say, to the several hundred thousand members of Florida's Haitian community, who I've just been informed have a remarkable 75% voter turn out rate, that *I* don't think your country is a shiathole, I think it's lovely
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Super callous fragile shiatstick vexed by hollow notions
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Thu January 11, 2018
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida woman charged with animal abuse after pets found in 'deplorable conditions,' prompting Trump voters nationwide to start hoarding feces and dead cats to stiggit to the libs
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Florida bans leaving infants alone in cars, even if you crack the windows
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Couple accused of praising be in church parking lot. Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord. Yeah, him too
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(News 96.5 Florida)
 
 
 
Florida man gets into a boxing match with a bear...and loses big time
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Wed January 10, 2018
(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Florida woman charged with slashing, stabbing and firing a gun at a man. She just needed punching him to complete the cycle
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
All these shores are yours. Except Mar-a-Lago. Attempt no drilling there
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(Tallahassee Democrat)
 
 
 
Florida man mistakenly thinks "taking the piss" is a literal concept
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Lloyd Christmas: You're GD right I hired Gruden before I fired Del Rio. Now I just need to interview someone to comply with the Rooney rule
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(Herald Tribune (SW Florida))
 
 
 
When crashing your SUV along the Interstate, the scariest part is: A) Going Airborne? B) Crashing Through Fences? C) Landing on Pallets of Bee Hive Boxes?
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Tue January 09, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump makes an exception to his "drill everywhere" directive after Skeletor says He-Man could take advantage of it to help people
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Tiki Torch aficionado Richard Spencer to the University of Cincinnati: I want to speak at your campus. UofC: Sure, but you will have to pay $11K for the extra security you require. Spencer: how DARE you violate my FREE speech rights? I'm suing
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(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Florida man's pants contain: a.) rack of ribs, b.) mashed potatoes, c.) fried chicken, d.) car keys, e.) all of the above
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
SpaceX secret payload Zuma burned up in the atmosphere
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Sun January 07, 2018
(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Developers building US's first man-made, 7.5-acre, crystal clear lagoon in Tampa Bay because state with over 1000 miles of coastline, 100s of lakes, springs, rivers really needs giant swimming pools
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
'Let's go, right now': MSNBC panel heats up when Trump booster says new Clinton probes are justified
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Sat January 06, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
Entitled snowflakes refuse to tear down a treehouse and hope the SCOTUS will review their appeal. Here's the kicker: the article does not involved an HOA or Millennials, but the Florida tag yields to the Dumbass tag
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Want to live in the healthiest city in the United States? Hope you like living surrounded by people who have really large families, and never drink alcohol or coffee, smoke, or use drugs
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
The bad news is unless you live in Florida you didn't win the $450 million Mega Millions jackpot last night. The good news is that tonight's Powerball is up to $570 million
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(UPI)
 
 
 
If you've misplaced your miniature horse, Florida authorities would really like a word with you
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Tough guy gets attacked by vicious bob-kitty
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Fri January 05, 2018
(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
Manatees take refuge from the cold in Florida. Wake up drunk and naked on a couch at a stranger's house
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
In other news, there actually were some restaurants in South Florida without health code violations
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
"Let's see, what other taxes can we eliminate, in order to help out the middle class? I know, let's get rid of the sales tax on aircraft"
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Thu January 04, 2018
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
It's so cold in Florida that it's raining iguanas, again
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
After racist tirade, Florida man threatens neighbors with chainsaw and guns, has 20-minute standoff with police, and is somehow not shot repeatedly
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Wed January 03, 2018
(Vice)
 
 
 
National Park Service promises to reinstate 92 climate change documents removed from website, probably after 2018 elections
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Kellyanne of Green Goebbels says Trump had a "strong December" and hints at an even stronger January. Boy, she really has become Kate McKinnon's parody
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(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
That's right, Florida. 0.1" of snow Shut her down, boys
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Republicans are giving up on a Florida congressional seat because they can't find anyone sane enough to run for it
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Tue January 02, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Think it's really cold outside? Just wait until Thursday
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Mon January 01, 2018
(The Weather Channel)
 
 
 
Not news: People in the southwest experience snow and have a 50 car pile up. FARK: People in the southwest of Michigan
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Sat December 30, 2017
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
White House staff perplexed by Trump's decision to give that impromptu interview to the New York Times
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Fri December 29, 2017
(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
Florida man rigs his door to electrocute his pregnant wife and changes his Facebook status to "widowed" before anything happens to her. Shockingly, his cunning plan fails
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(Thrillist)
 
 
 
Website claims best sub sandwiches are made by a grocery store. Author obviously hasn't ever eaten a sub sandwich elsewhere
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Thu December 28, 2017
(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
We are looking for a few good mermaids
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump tries to use a box truck to block reporters from taking pictures of him golfing. It doesn't end the way Trump thinks it's going to end
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Tue December 26, 2017
(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Florida robbery quiz: 1) beat with vase 2) stripped naked 3) shot at 4) found in gas station 5) all of the above
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
And at No. 7 on the hit parade of Florida weirdness: "Driver refuses to unclench his heroin-hiding buttocks"
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
You know you're in Florida when you witness a man punching an ATM for giving him too much cash
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Mon December 25, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Melania reveals Christmas spirit with cutie pic, prosperity pic
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Sun December 24, 2017
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
OMG it's a baby sea turtle running on a teeny, tiny treadmill
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Let's see what Trump thinks about presidents who spend Christmas away from the White House. Oh dear
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(Washington Free Beacon)
 
 
 
Trump: last week; "I don't watch the news" Trump Today: "..networks were saying, 'Will he keep his promise, and will he sign it [Tax bill] before Christmas?'"
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Sat December 23, 2017
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Traffic stop reveals mom in trunk, meth in baby's diaper. Difficulty: Not Florida
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(Modesto Bee)
 
 
 
Made for Fark headline: Man fighting for his life after chasing monkey that stole his favorite hat
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(ABC 15)
 
 
 
Southwest Airlines flight attendant goes extra mile, reports father to police as human trafficking his adopted daughter because kid's Asian
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Three bowl games are on tap including the Birmingham Bowl (Texas Tech-South Florida), the Lockheed Martin Armed Forces Bowl (SDSU-Army), and the Dollar General Bowl (Appalachian State-Toledo). Kickoff times are at Noon, 3:30, and 7pm ET
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Our long national nightmare is over
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Fri December 22, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
The 2017 Fark The Poor Act is now officially law
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Court is all like "Buzzfeed gotsta protect source of that dossier thing" and Russian is all "ha ha I don't need it anyway" and rejected and stuff
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Thu December 21, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Today's odd-sounding bowl game is the Bad Boy Mowers Gasparilla Bowl with Temple taking off Florida International. Do you have the Fightin' Hooters or the 24-Karat Kitties? Kickoff is at 8pm ET on ESPN
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida man accused of stealing $26,000 in gold bars from kitty litter box. Before you mock, ask yourself-when was the last time you dug through someone else's litter box looking for gold?
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(The Root)
 
 
 
After accusing her of the crime before investigating it, Florida police now say they will not charge Venus Williams in fatal car crash
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Wed December 20, 2017
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
The 17 most Florida things that happened in 2017
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Well, excuse me I thought this was America
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Tue December 19, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
After he reached a ten-year deal with Florida Atlantic, Lane Kiffin and his team will take on Akron in the Boca Raton Bowl, the only bowl game on this fine evening. Are your college bowl picks still looking good? Kickoff is at 7:00 PM ET on ESPN
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Mon December 18, 2017
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
'Where to go for bottomless mimosas in Central Florida.' Don't listen, the last time I took my pants off while drinking I got tasered
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Sun December 17, 2017
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Iguana these damn lizards outta here
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(WSVN Miami)
 
 
 
Pet monkey stolen, man with the yellow hat left devastated
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Sat December 16, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Six bowl games to start the Bowl Season including the Celebration, New Orleans, Cure, Las Vegas, New Mexico, and the Camellia Bowls. Kickoff for the first game is at Noon ET and the action continues throughout the day
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Fri December 15, 2017
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Judge says Paul Manafort can go free but he has to live in Florida, be home by 11 p.m., clean his room, take out the garbage and eat all his veggies
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-ready headline: Man stranded on lake fountain after stolen swan boat drifts away
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(SpaceX)
 
 
 
Fresh food, used capsule, used 1st stage rocket: SpaceX attempts another milestone as they send a Dragon to the ISS. Launch now rescheduled for 10:35am ET Friday (live show starts about 10am)
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Florida State president tells everyone that Jimbo Fisher is a jerk and the Seminoles didn't want him around anyway
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Wed December 13, 2017
(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Florida's Polar Express is when a freight train halves a stalled semi filled with shrimp & bacon; "Some people are so hungry they'll wash it off. Everybody needs something. It's Christmas"
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Tue December 12, 2017
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Fire caused by air conditioner. You had ONE job
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
"Florida man urinates in middle of Steak 'n Shake in front of dozens of customers"
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Mon December 11, 2017
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Gather round for the annual Florida weird news roundup
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(Fox 4 Now Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Florida man learns the hard way that the phrase "don't pour gasoline on a fire" is not just an idiom
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Sun December 10, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Guess The Mountain wasn't available?
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(WTSP)
 
 
 
Fisherman jumps into ocean, frees huge sea turtle caught in fishing lines. Even Florida has heroes
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Judge blocks destruction of endangered pine rockland forest outside of Everglades National Park because do we really need another farkin' Walmart?
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Sat December 09, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Duke sucks
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Florida eye doctor accused of stealing $136,000,000 from Medicare but claims it was only $64,000. Apparently he and the prosecutors just can't see eye to eye
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Trump urges voters to head to the polls and vote for Roy Moore. Facepalm: Florida voters
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Fri December 08, 2017
(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will Trump's dentures fall out his face? Will he suffer a mini-stroke? Or will he simply have "dry mouth?" Tune in at 8pm EST to find out. This is your MAGA rally discussion thread, live from Penshacola, Fwowida
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Thu December 07, 2017
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Trump finds a use for his daughter-in-law Lara: Secretly campaign for a pedophile
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Wed December 06, 2017
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Tennis instructor who took a 5-year-old's racket away from him and hit the child with it wants the charges dismissed because he was standing his ground against the kid
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Tue December 05, 2017
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida man accused of twin crimes of vandalizing mosque, wasting bacon
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(BBC)
 
 
 
In today's d'awww moment, 22 year old rapper mets 80 year old Words With Friends opponent after a year of playing online
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Mon December 04, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Florida man arrested for drawing school shooting on son's homework. No charges in connection with the crap drawn on his face
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
You wonder, "What would happen if Florida had hills?"- Here's your answer
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Police Chief: "We have caught the serial killer." Sign language interpreter: ¯\_(⊙︿⊙)_/¯
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Sat December 02, 2017
(WPTV)
 
 
 
Florida man, the notorious career criminal who has spent 20 of his 59 years in prison, gets arrested for the second time in as many days
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
In Florida, even the opossums party hard
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Fri December 01, 2017
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Florida woman wants book about book-burning burned
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Will America witness a swift end due to Republican taxes? Will Donnie Two Scoops twitshiat his heart away? Will Mueller *finally* announce the next round of indictments? THIS is your Trump scandal rumor/speculation thread (~5pm news dump)
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
A black conservative who campaigned for a number of Republican candidates in Florida is leaving the party because of President Donald Trump's divisive stances. In other news, there was a black conservative in Florida
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Thu November 30, 2017
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Google reveals the top "why do" searches in every state -- and some of them are pretty special
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Wed November 29, 2017
(Politifact)
 
 
 
Trump's "unsolved mystery" claim about Morning Joe is pants on fire, according to PolitiFact. Reportedly, he will send some teenagers and their dog down to Florida to look into it
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Tue November 28, 2017
(AP News)
 
 
 
A weeks-old LLC with a home address in Florida was awarded a $30 million hurricane relief contract after Puerto Rico. You can probably guess what comes next in the story
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(Florida Today)
 
 
 
Attempted mass shooter suffers a severe case of Acute Failure of the Victim Selection Process
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(WKRG Mobile)
 
 
 
Hero mom comes to the aid of a police officer who was trying to control two unruly passengers at the scene of a car crash. Florida: Two unruly toddlers
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(Miami New Times)
 
 
 
Rick Scott's consultant denies humping a mannequin with an ice penis. Who are you going to believe, him or your own eyes?
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(Florida Today)
 
 
 
Florida's favorite grocer now offers booze delivery. Florida headline futures skyrocket
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Mon November 27, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: Florida man accidentally shoots himself during road rage incident
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
If you're in Lakeland, Florida, that smell of brimstone and ash isn't heralding the arrival of the prince of darkness. This time anyhow
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida couple's attempt at driving their SUV along the bottom of a canal named Alligator Alley ends predictably
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Where do spiders go in the winter? My first guess would be Florida
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Florida Man arrested after corpse and sword found. With epic forehead tattoo that is either the Air Jordan logo or a weird alien butthole
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Nazi banned from University of Florida but allowed to remain a student, possibly in hopes that he'll become a student of history
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Sun November 26, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
What happens when Florida Man comes across a presidential motorcade? Just remember that these are the same drivers who cut off funeral processions and lane block ambulances for sport
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Sat November 25, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
President Trump refuses offer to be Time Magazine's Person of the Year, notes he already has enough fake covers
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Fri November 24, 2017
(WPTV)
 
 
 
Florida man falls for the old break into a car with deputies hiding inside prank. That joke never gets old
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Black Friday also means that big football games are played, highlighted by Miami-Pittsburgh, Baylor-TCU, South Florida-Central Florida, and Virginia Tech-Virginia. Kickoff is at Noon ET
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Thu November 23, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump's Thanksgiving address to troops: "Me me me." That's pretty much it
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(Wired)
 
 
 
A better question would be, "Why does America have toll roads?"
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(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Florida: Where iguanas are one of many things that can crawl up out of your toilet
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Wed November 22, 2017
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Alabama police department releases now-viral workout video featuring Nitro the police dog, getting in a few doggy push-ups before he heads out to catch criminals. Unless, you know, they're pedophiles. Those guys are cool in Alabama
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Florida woman (who looks like Jack Nicholson) accused of stalking Tony Stewart and making hundreds of phone calls to Stewart and his family
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(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
Florida women refuse to let a traffic jam make them late for twerk. Bonus: traffic jam caused by Trump's arrival at Mar-a-Lago
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Corporation with big plans for any water found on Mars sending experiment to International Space Station on next resupply mission. Fark: It's Budweiser, and you better believe they have a mission patch
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Tue November 21, 2017
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida Man, fed up with dangerous drivers at one particular intersection, joins the crowd, deliberately drives head-on into SUV running stop sign. There. That'll teach 'em all
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(Modesto Bee)
 
 
 
With Thanksgiving coming up, here are some helpful safety tips for those wanting to deep-fry a turkey. In other news, Fark braces for rash of 'Dumbass,' 'Fail,' and 'Florida' submissions
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Jay Cutler finally goes into concussion protocol after years of teasing
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Mon November 20, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
I don't think it's possible for there to be a more Florida murder than this. Nor a more Florida way of getting caught
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Sat November 18, 2017
(10 News)
 
 
 
Florida radio station holds a 'Win a Baby' contest ... and it's perfectly legal
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Fri November 17, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Well, this should settle it. Proof that renting is better than owning if you want to build wealth
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Florida-ready headline: Florida man throws girlfriend's shoe out of his truck to stop her from strangling him, police say
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Thu November 16, 2017
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida man breaks out of Sanford mental hospital, carjacks man at knifepoint. Lamont's gonna be pissed this time
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(Awful Announcing)
 
 
 
Miami residents jump on The U bandwagon, watch Hurricanes' demolition of Notre Dame more than they watched Dolphins or Heat
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Wed November 15, 2017
(Fox 4 Now Fort Myers)
 
 
 
PSA: Calling 911 while you're being chased by police and demanding to speak to Donald Trump because he's your friend will not help - not even in Florida
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Tue November 14, 2017
(Syracuse Post-Standard)
 
 
 
Florida man booby-trapped SpongeBob lunchbox with explosives but they won't reveal what he did with the Sandy Squirrel one
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(MSN)
 
 
 
A whole lot of crack can be seen at this Florida beach
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(CBS Baltimore)
 
 
 
1, 2, 3
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
That's "Officer" Florida Man to you
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Mon November 13, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
Lane Kiffin wants ESPN College Gameday to go to Florida Atlantic University, since they actually are quite relevant this year
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Sun November 12, 2017
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Naked man breaks into a woman's house. And then it gets weird
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Fri November 10, 2017
(WPRI Rhode Island)
 
 
 
♫ If I could save Mom in a bottle / The first thing that I'd like to do / Is to pack her inside / Toss her into the prevailing tide / Just to send her to you ♫
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Sultry poultry? All the breasts? Get stuffed? Something to gobble? We can go on, or you can just read this very Florida
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Thu November 09, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The University of Florida asked alumni Tim Tebow to speak out against Richard Spencer's attempts to speak there. Guess which side Tim was on
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(WPTV)
 
 
 
Florida man arrested for DUI on lawnmower. On the bright side, he wasn't smoking grass
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Toddler smacks into windshield after Florida woman chases boyfriend at 90 mph and hits the brakes. See, that's why I keep them strapped down in the cargo area. For safety
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
University of Florida reveals Richard Spencer's $10,000 check bounced. Guess white supremacists are really bad at balancing checkbooks
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Wed November 08, 2017
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Landlord won't fix a broken door. Sunshine State Solution: Shoot selves during staged home invasion for insurance money
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Tue November 07, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
What is a senator? No, really your Honor, what IS a senator?
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Florida Governor Bat Boy steps up to the plate and urges prayer, not action, to combat mass shootings. With bonus 'are you freaking kidding me' side eye from a reporter (pic)
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida woman being bounced from bar earns a blue ribbon for her weapon of choice. A whole case of it, actually
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Florida State skips double secret probation and goes right to indefinite suspension of entire Greek system. (Sad tag is for latest binge drinking fatality)
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Mon November 06, 2017
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Please note: the only people who want you to buy gold coins are Glenn Beck and the guy who knows the combination to your safe
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Sun November 05, 2017
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Florida school offers bulletproof backpacks, special compartment holding chalk for body outlines
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Sat November 04, 2017
(Rare.us)
 
 
 
Fark's favorite state is America's worst. Florida Man's weird crimes cited as main reason
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Fri November 03, 2017
(ArtNet)
 
 
 
What should we do with Native American artifacts unearthed by a storm? Seemingly unrelated pic provides an answer
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Stephen Hawking says robots will replace humans completely, possibly in that creepy mechanical voice of his
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
"The CIA controls ISIS and vaccinations are a form of population control," says one of Trump's favorite pastors
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Thu November 02, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Job growth continues to improve to levels not seen since the Obama administration
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Wed November 01, 2017
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Surprising no one, the NYC Home Depot truck terrorist turns out to be Florida Man
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Baby with the last name of 'Frankenstein' born at a Florida hospital on Halloween. That's Fronkensteen
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Tue October 31, 2017
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
If you plan to take your children trick or treating in Florida tonight, the police would like you to keep an eye out for any instances of kids trying to eat your face
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Medical Experts: Rabies is survivable if treatment is sought within 10 days. Florida Woman: "Experts." What do they know?
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
... aaaaaaaaaand we have the second recorded instance of Halloween blackface for Oct. 31, 2017
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(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Lock up your Natty Light: Iowa State now controls most of the south central plains and THE State of Ohio, while THE Ohio State controls the northern plains and the State of Iowa
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Mon October 30, 2017
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
The tragic tale of Florida Man, his collection of guns, and his imagination thankfully ends with no fatalities
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(SpaceX)
 
 
 
SpaceX launches a comsat to GTO with a drone ship landing today. Satellite will be powerful enough to stream every K-Pop song simultaneously. Window opens at 3:34pm ET, webcast starts about 15 minutes prior
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Sun October 29, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
What, you thought the 2017 season was over? Let's give a warm (water) welcome to Tropical Storm Philippe as he eyes what's left of the Florida Keys
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(WPTV)
 
 
 
Girl uses her public Instagram account to make threats against her school
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Fri October 27, 2017
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
If you've secretly been suspecting that a forgotten level of hell in Dante's Inferno involved being stuck in a house with fifty-six poodles and cockapoos, the Florida Police would like you to know they found it on earth instead
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Thu October 26, 2017
(NBC4i)
 
 
 
Florida woman gets arrested for stealing pavers, threatens to sue because she hurt her back while stealing them
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Oklahoma Supreme Court rules convenience stores can be sued for selling alcohol to intoxicated customers, cutting their business in half
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Gun safety lesson inadvertently teaches 10-year-old boy valuable lesson, to wit: "Do not attend gun safety lessons taught by Florida police"
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(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Florida woman's dress repeatedly blows up to expose her lady parts, obviously necessitating MASSIVE law enforcement response
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Wed October 25, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Leprosy connected to Vikings' fondness for squirrels
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(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Florida spends $20 million to ensure milk from a cow's udder is called 'imitation milk'
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Tue October 24, 2017
(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Florida couples argue less than average as compared to couples nationwide, which is completely understandable because, once that knife goes into the chest, argument's over
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Mon October 23, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
GF sets fire to ex's home because if she can't have the teddy bear, then nobody can
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida Governor Rick Scott to make environmental statement. Vegas odds are 3 in 4 on 'the Environment is evil and must be destroyed'
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Remember, the police standoff isn't over until the Florida Man sings
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Stephen Hawking's Ph.D thesis is now available for free, offering a more economic route to melting your brains than by buying shrooms
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Sun October 22, 2017
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida couple's Amazon order comes with a little bonus surprise of 65 pounds of weed, so of course the first thing they do is call the cops
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Sat October 21, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
Video
 
Sometimes we get what we deserve: Global Warming is going to kill off all the coffee trees
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Fri October 20, 2017
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Richard Spencer's entire UF speech. It makes WWE look quietly rational
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Alaska alligator outgrows bathtub, owner in de-nile about letting it go
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Thu October 19, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If you were wondering what it takes to stay looking young urine for a surprise
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Dick Spencer is not an emergency; he's just an asshole
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Wed October 18, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump doubles down and dares Florida congress woman to make her statement again
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(Eater)
 
 
 
Florida Brewery brews clever plot of trading in your admission tickets for free beer to thwart white nationalist Richard Spencer's speaking event. BRILLIANT
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(University of Florida)
 
 
 
The list of banned items for the white supremacy speech, rally, and protest at University of Florida tomorrow. Underpants and service animals appear to be allowed
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Tue October 17, 2017
(ProPublica)
 
 
 
You're entitled to your own opinion, but not your own facts. Unless you're a Supreme Court justice; then you're entitled to both
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Puerto Rico resident commissioner: We would have more help if we were a state. 50 States reply: We dropped the ball - you'd have more help if the US had an actual president
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Puerto Ricans displaced by hurricanes and insulted by Trump are moving to Florida, a swing state
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Mon October 16, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
This story is bizarre even by Florida standards: Florida man commits murder over imaginary girlfriend
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Politician says aliens took her on a spaceship. Now she's running for Congress
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Sun October 15, 2017
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Florida man is at it again, this time posing as a fake DEA agent and holding a prostitute hostage
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Fri October 13, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
They "need to get back on their own two feet" --Paul Ryan, speaking about Puerto Rico
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Thu October 12, 2017
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Trump asks Pittsburgh Penguins co-owner Ron Burkle to renegotiate NAFTA, because of course he did
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Florida Man visits Seattle, discovers legal edible marijuana, punches out flight attendant on the way home while trying to open the emergency door, then claims it wasn't his fault. Judge agrees
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Wed October 11, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
"Take a writer away from his typewriter and all you have left is the sickness that started his writing in the first place." -Charles Bukowski. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, the 'why is the room spinning and where's my typewriter' edition
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(Spaceflight Now)
 
 
 
We had dawn in California on Monday - what say you to dusk in Florida today? SpaceX launches a Certified Pre-Owned Falcon 9 to GTO at 6:53pm ET, landing expected on the drone ship
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What offends you the most about Donald Trump?
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Tue October 10, 2017
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
God would not punch a cop in the head, not even in Florida
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
The Puerto Rican diaspora has begun with profound implications for America's political landscape
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Bad: your team loses. Meh: so you burn their team's jersey. Florida Man: while wearing it
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(Fox 4 Now Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Florida man attempts canal jump in his Toyota Corolla instead of driving two blocks out of his way. Roscoe P Coltrane seen in close pursuit
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Florida Man continues superhero training, tells cops Naruto was teaching him how to be a Ninja when he failed to break into a Target store
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Florida Gators may now have the ugliest uniforms in college football
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Mon October 09, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Having solved all of Puerto Rico's hurricane problems, Trump will not extend Jones Act waiver
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Over 88,000 honor Tom Petty by singing "I Won't Back Down" at Florida game
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Sat October 07, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
If you've misplaced a number of potted pot plants, the Gainesville Police Department would like you to please come pick them up. (with helpful photo of the plants)
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(Catster)
 
 
 
Nurse Raisin, please report to the OR, Nurse Raisin to the OR on Caturday
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Fri October 06, 2017
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
When a car thief pursued by police jumps in the water to escape, the police must shoot and kill him in self defense
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(AP News)
 
 
 
I said, "HURRICANES TO BLAME FOR HIRING LOSS"
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Thu October 05, 2017
(WPTV)
 
 
 
Nearly 40 Treasure Coast residents banned from Martin County parks after being caught performing amateur porn in public
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
In the nation's largest swing state, more Democrats are purged from the voter rolls than Republicans, and here's why. And no, it doesn't involve someone twirling the end of their mustache which snickering. Well, probably not
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Obvious: Bill to ban the sale of "bump stocks" for rifles set to be introduced in Congress next week. Holy Fark: By a Florida GOP Congressman
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Wed October 04, 2017
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Dunkin' Donuts will not accept drugs as payment for a cup of coffee. Not even from Florida Man
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
To be fair, naked, drunk, and firing guns in the air IS a way to go through life, at least in Florida
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Gulf Coast residents prepare for impact of another hurricane, paper towels
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida to seek death penalty against killer clown. Considering the legal costs, that's just pound foolish, but Pennywise
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Tue October 03, 2017
(My Panhandle)
 
 
 
The only thing that can stop a bad family's target practice is Drunk Florida Man with a gun
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Puerto Rico : Since 95% of our island is without power and most people lack the means to cook; could we get a waiver of the food stamp rule prohibiting the purchase of hot food with them? Trump administration: Short answer? No. Long answer: Nooooooo
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Mon October 02, 2017
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
OJ Simpson's lawyer calls Florida attorney general 'stupidest person on the planet'
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(Fox 4 Now Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Florida man in Deland bitten by alligator near de lake
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
It took sixteen hours, but 26,000 mosquitoes were trapped and subsequently killed for science or something
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Sun October 01, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Redefining the term "tone deaf", Trump " dedicates" the trophy at the golf tournament he spent all day at to the victims of Harvey, Irma, and Maria
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
After Saturday's games, one thing is clear: the odds of Les Miles being Tennessee's next head coach just got a lot more likely. Also, Ed Orgeron sucks, Clemson and Alabama are on a title rematch collision, and welcome to "Pac-12 After Dark"
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(Twitchy)
 
 
 
Say what you want about Spirit Airlines but they just delivered 27,000 pounds of aid and rescued 200 people from Aguadilla
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Sat September 30, 2017
(Tales of the Cocktail)
 
 
 
After the devastation of Hurricane Irma, one Florida man is determined to rebuild his community the only way he knows how: With rum
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Florida police officer feeds stray cats, pays for their vet care including spay/neuter, and has so far found homes for 63 felines. Sorry FLORIDA tag, you're not needed on Caturday
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Florida Man charters company plane to bring emergency supplies to Puerto Rico. Hero tag trumps Florida tag, just this once
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Fri September 29, 2017
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Florida Attorney General Pam Bondi says OJ Simpson is not welcome in Florida
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
And another one gone, and another one gone...another one bites the dust. It's your Friday MSNBC Evening Block. Drinking starts at 8PM EST
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida Man opens fire after mistaking blown transformers for gunshots. Megatron denies involvement
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Attention people of Florida: Yes, we know cleaning up after Hurricane Irma is tiresome, but that doesn't mean you can just go around setting hurricane debris on fire in the middle of the road
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Thu September 28, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
"Where do you want this pallet of water?" "I dunno, just throw it in the back of the plane"
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Snorkeler out spearfishing discovers nurse sharks are named that way for reasons. "Get the damn thing off of me" (w/video goodness)
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Judge denies 'stand your ground' defense in Florida beating death, because apparently it's not a complete get out of jail free card
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Wed September 27, 2017
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Mother has affair with daughter's husband. Then it gets Florida
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Pretty soon the vodka in your screwdriver will be cheaper than the orange juice
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Tue September 26, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Lindsey Graham: LEAVE MCCAIN ALONE
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Mon September 25, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
60,000 year old cypress forest discovered off the coast of Alabama. Judge Roy Moore promises to clear cut it if elected
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Sun September 24, 2017
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Nope. Nope. Face NOPE
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Sat September 23, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Florida Gov. Scott's office deleted all 4 calls for help from nursing home where 11 died after Irma
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Top college games for Saturday include Georgia at Mississippi State and Missouri at Auburn. And there are many other games for you to watch. Will your team do well today? It's College Football Saturday starting at Noon ET
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Fri September 22, 2017
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Police warn teens about man acting strange even by Florida standards
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(CNN)
 
 
 
NASA's OSIRIS-REx to slingshot around Earth in pursuit of asteroid. Expected to wind up in 1968 to stop launch of nuclear missile with aid of agent Gary Seven any moment now
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(MSN)
 
 
 
"Ghost ship" beached in Florida, may take months to move it. No word on if any pirate ghosts are on it
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
So, the Florida nursing home where ten residents died may have tried to fudge the paperwork a bit
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Thu September 21, 2017
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Ah, the smell of post-hurricane Florida in the morning. "What can you do about the smell? Well, not much. Go back inside. I mean, what can you do? It's in the air"
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Not going to work during a hurricane? That's a legal firing in a right-to-work state
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Wed September 20, 2017
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Four University of Utah students spray paint BYU cougar statue in front of football stadium. And they would have gotten away with it too, if they didn't come back for selfies with their artwork
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida: If the hurricanes don't get you, the sinkholes will
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Tue September 19, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Well leaving a 'hot and sexy' sign outside your house asking for a lineman after Hurricane Irma is one way to get the electricity back in your life
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
So you're saying we're farked, Jeb?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
If you're a nurse, do not post pictures and videos of yourself giving newborns the finger, calling them mini-Satans and propping them up to make them dance to hip-hop
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Hurricanes may be 'global warming karma' for Trump pulling out of Paris deal" says noted climate scientist and pitcher for the Mets, Noah Syndergaard
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Enough fentanyl to kill 32 million people seized in Queens, meaning Florida residents will need to find a new way to get through this hurricane season
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Donny Half-Scoop ends Secret Service protection, because he wants more privacy. No, really. Why are you laughing?
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Mon September 18, 2017
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Considering Florida's dismal power grid, being able to use solar power during outages could be very helpful. Naturally, Florida Power and Light lobbyists made exactly that illegal
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Woman with a gun, threatening to shoot herself? Don't worry, the Florida Police are there to help with that
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