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Headlines matching 'florida'
Fri April 18, 2014
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(NHL)
 
 
 
For fans of the Red Wings or Bruins it truly is Good Friday.. It's a pretty good night for other hockey fans too.. Habs look to take 2 at Tampa @7ET. Wings/Bruins @7:30ET. then the Stars look to even it up with the Ducks @10ET CBC/CNBC, TSN/NBCSN x2
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Jeb Bush has already wrecked any chance he had of getting into the White House because of his greatest political achievement
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Woman arrested for running an unlicensed botox clinic out of her garage
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Thu April 17, 2014
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
You're not as highly evolved as you think you are. Florida tag because, well, have you been there lately?
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Out of everything to be afraid of in Florida (alligators, sinkholes, guns, crazy moms), a woman jumped out of a moving truck after seeing a lizard
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Wed April 16, 2014
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
If giving birth in a motel bathtub wasn't Florida enough, this mom gnawed off the umbilical cord with her teeth
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(38)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
93-year-old Florida mayor voted out of office after 65 years. Local residents express sadness after seeing someone lose an election right in their prime
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Sat April 12, 2014
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Mother of the year candidate takes her children on a vacation to Florida, kicks her 12-year-old son out of the car with no shoes on for reading the GPS incorrectly and sends her 8-year-old daughter out to look for more beer
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Over sheriffs' objections, Florida House approves bill to allow concealed weapons during emergencies. WHAT COULD GO WRONG?
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Fri April 11, 2014
(Telegram)
 
 
 
From the "are you sure this didn't happen in Florida?" files: Man learns baby gators are a gateway pet to big gators
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Thu April 10, 2014
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
In a bizarre coincidence, the nation's two top-billing Medicare doctors are both bigtime Democratic donors. Your talking point in response is that this is only evil when it benefits Rick Scott
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Wed April 09, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Millions of Russians freaking out over video that shows expansionist Ukraine invading Russia and stealing territory. Story needs a tag that combines "stupid" "irony" "silly" "amusing" "dumbass" "weird" "unlikely" and "entertainment" yet not "Florida"
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(WPBF West Palm Beach)
 
 
 
10-foot tree falls on Florida worker. *Face Palm*
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Tue April 08, 2014
(WWSB ABC 7)
 
 
 
Fake nuns raising money for fake charities? In Florida? It's more likely than you think
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Mon April 07, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Well, this explains a lot: Florida wasn't originally part of the Americas and is just tacked on
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(21)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Florida tag shares honors with Tennessee: Man convicted of 13th DUI -- after being charged with 14th DUI
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(40)
 
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Two die in small plane crash in Florida. While shooting a zombie movie
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Sun April 06, 2014
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
"Some of our stories are heartbreakingly tragic. But so many are also mind-numbingly strange. In Florida, we do weird the way Kansas does wheat"
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Sat April 05, 2014
(KeysNet)
 
 
 
Capt. Obvious checking in to tell you there is a LOT of booze in the dribble coming off our favorite state
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
WILL the Gators chomp on the UCONN? CAN Kentucky survive Bucky? This is your NCAA Final Four discussion thread. Tonight on TBS. First tip at 6:09 pm ET, second tip at 8:49 pm ET
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Wed April 02, 2014
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
You and your 16-year-old bud are on vacation in Florida. Do you: A) go to Disney World, B) hit the malls, or C) stop by a Chinese massage parlor for a quick one only to get busted by the vice cops?
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Tue April 01, 2014
(WTFark)
 
Video
 
Junkie busted for giving teen sister heroin to show her how awful it is; surprisingly not in Florida
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(ABC)
 
 
 
Tomato Committee says Florida tomatoes are too ugly to be sold out of state
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Mon March 31, 2014
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Ormond Beach, Florida is developing a really bad zombie problem
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(13)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Florida panthers struggling to adjust to life in the wild after being released from captivity, none moreso than Ed Belfour, who was released back in 2007
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
So what do non-CBS stations do when NCAA restrictions prohibit them from showing tournament highlights until the day after the game? Just watch (w/video)
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Sun March 30, 2014
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
On this date, a day that will live in infamy, Florida became a U.S. territory
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Can the Huskies kick the Spartans out of the tournament? Will Drew end up in an alcoholic coma if Kentucky drops Michigan? Find out today in Day 2 of the Elite 8. Connecticut vs Michigan St at 2:20 ET on TBS, followed by Kentucky vs Michigan at 5:05
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Sat March 29, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Can the mighty Flyers take down the top-seeded Gators? Will the Badgers outduel the Wildcats? It's Day 1 of the Elite 8. #11 Dayton vs #1 Florida tips off at 6 pm ET on TBS, #2 Wisconsin vs #1 Arizona to follow at 8:45 pm
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Fri March 28, 2014
(WTSP)
 
 
 
Just another day as a reporter in Florida, just another photobomb by a unicorn in a tutu
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Here are 23 reasons why Florida is the best state in America. The article writer must have forgotten to mention the one million reasons it's a cesspool of depravity and insanity
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Florida's largest retirement community is also the fastest-growing metropolitan area in the United States
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Thu March 27, 2014
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Florida kayaker goes on two hour tour... courtesy of a hammerhead shark, lives to tell about it. Fark bonus: Video included
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Wed March 26, 2014
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Heisman Trophy winner Jameis Winston involved in bench-clearing brawl. Why yes this is March
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Tue March 25, 2014
(CBS 12 West Palm Beach)
 
 
 
Man Vomits on Cell Phone. Follows Florida protocol by going on machete wielding rampage
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(Torrent Freak)
 
 
 
Florida judge rules that IP addresses are not equivalent to social security numbers
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Florida, realizing that it has such a great law on the books, goes to pass a measure to restrict media access to "Stand your ground" records. Someone pass the skittles
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Florida woman claims police made her poop on her lawn during meth bust. Scheiße
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Sun March 23, 2014
(CTV News)
 
 
 
For sale: One province, lots of land, attractive women, potential language barrier possible. Willing to consider trade. Maybe even Florida
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Sat March 22, 2014
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Not news: Driver charged with DUI. Reason Fark has a Florida tag: Bicyclist charged with DUI
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(New York Daily News)
 
Weeners
 
World's largest hot dog gets rolled out at Florida County Fair
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Round 3/Day1 of March Madness and there are no perfect brackets left. So, sit on the couch all day and watch the cinderellas dance. First game is Florida/Pitt at 12:15 EDT
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Florida couple married for 45 years dies minutes apart. Which isn't unusual in Florida except in this case it didn't involve a gun or a trip to the farmers market
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
High school football player who is geekier than most of us can play piano, trombone, tuba, small tuba, guitar, bass guitar, snare, trumpet and drums and has been offered 150 college scholarship offers. Finally something good comes out of Florida
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
A guy walks into a bar, drinks $80 worth of shots, sets fire to trash can in the bathroom and punches several people in the face on the way out. Not a joke setup, a standard Friday in Florida
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Crazed man who is high on PCP climbs on top of a SUV and starts doing a strip tease for police as well as the woman and her 6-year-old daughter who are in the SUV. Another normal day in Florida.... Wait i mean Delaware
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Thu March 20, 2014
(WTSP)
 
 
 
Florida couple who built giant beachfront dream treehouse on their property may actually get to keep it
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Wed March 19, 2014
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: "Voodoo meth priest guided massive Central Florida drug ring with prophecies"
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(Short List)
 
 
 
Dining etiquette around the world. Fails to include Florida, for obvious reasons
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
ANOTHER man caught in-the-act having sex with a dog in Florida. Is there suddenly a shortage of female women in the Sunshine State?
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Tue March 18, 2014
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
New law would make it illegal for anyone under the age of 16 to get married. In other news, people under the age of 16 can get legally married in Florida right now
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(610 WIOD)
 
 
 
"Johnny will be absent today due to head lice" is no longer a valid excuse. In related news, it was at one point in Florida
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Woman blames Church of Scientology for ripping apart her family, and not, say, the fact that she's the kind of person who is gullible enough to have been a Scientologist for the last 30 years
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Mon March 17, 2014
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Tennessee woman high on marijuana drives her car through a church, hops out, and then stabs her husband for watching too much NASCAR. Your move, Florida Man
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(WWLTV New Orleans)
 
 
 
86-year-old former Louisiana governor who spent 10 years in federal pen on corruption charges declared candidacy for Congressional seat. Your move, Florida
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Gator Defenestrated
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Sat March 15, 2014
(WTFark)
 
Video
 
WTFark: Farkin' Florida Fridays Meet Julio, the guy who chased burglars out of his Florida home in the nude, with a shovel
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Fri March 14, 2014
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Florida preparing for Spring Break by placing student detention kennels at strategic beachfront locations
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(RealClear)
 
 
 
After 37 years on lam, killer caught in Florida via facial recognition database. Neighbors are stunned. "If we had any air conditioning problems, we would go to him"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Hawaii tries to ban eating cats and dogs. Your dog wants to go on vacation to Florida instead
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Thu March 13, 2014
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Remember the guy who shot another man in a Florida movie theater for texting during the previews? New records show the shooter was texting, too
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(129)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Florida man manufactures 'Cowasaki' motorcycles out of animal bones
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(39)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
'Heil Hitler' salute at Florida board meeting draws criticism
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(68)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
State Legislature approves new sexual predator laws that will make Florida the "harshest state" for sexual predators and child molesters. Bonus: it passed unanimously. Hero tag trumps Florida tag for first time ever
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(RealClear)
 
 
 
Former Florida governor and corned beef enthusiast Reubin Askew dies of an acute case of old age
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(25)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
The Democrats failing to win a special election in Florida, for a seat that they haven't held in 21 years, is absolute, unabashed, unbiased proof that they are totally and irrevocably screwed in 2014. Book it. Done
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Wed March 12, 2014
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Rectal bleeding, coughing up blood, pain in feet, ADHD, and too damn fat: reasons that get you out of jail in Florida
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Florida looks to expand Stand Your Ground law, which will now be called the Bystanders Are Fair Game law
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
The Florida special election results are in, and it looks like Obamacare is doomed. Book it, done
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Tue March 11, 2014
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Overturned truck somehow makes large area of Florida even less desirable to live in
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(9)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Will Alex Sink or swim? Will Jolly still giggle? Will Florida be the first step in the GOP's 2014 Road to Disappointment? Will Democrats snatch defeat from the jaws of victory? This is your 2014 Florida Special Election Thread
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Mon March 10, 2014
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Teacher accidentally shows her homemade sex tape to middle school students. Shocking twist #1: Not Florida. Shocking twist #2: No students featured in the video
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Due to the extremely harsh winter, Florida tourism officials are expecting a huge increase in the number of spring breakers this year. "Spriinng break, spriiing breakkk. Spring break foreveerrrr"
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Sun March 09, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Few show up to approach "nervous and actually a little scared" George Zimmerman at Florida gun show. Obviously, since everybody there knew that Zimmerman being nervous and scared usually ends in him shooting somebody
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Sat March 08, 2014
(My Fox Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Welcome to Florida, where even our pilots are elderly menaces
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(42)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Duke sucks. And by Duke I mean Kentucky. And by sucks I mean really really really sucks
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(19)
 
(Florida Today)
 
 
 
Alabama man posts video of his Florida adventure on Facebook: "hahaha...in my debue as tayla the manatee slaya...im f---- ready to cannonball on every manatee living yewwww" Jailarity ensues
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Fri March 07, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
What should a mother do if someone is allegedly bullying her daughter at school? Make a shining example of herself by brawling with the 12-year-old alleged bully
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Thu March 06, 2014
(WWSB ABC 7)
 
 
 
Florida city has the solution to deter prostitution: a stern letter sent to people seen talking to prostitutes
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(Gainesville Sun)
 
 
 
Man urinates on people near University of Florida campus, receives scholarship offer from Miami
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(20)
 


Wed March 05, 2014
(Florida Today)
 
 
 
Florida man with plastic gun killed by Florida police with real guns
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(26)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
College basketball recap: The Michigan Wolverines keep winning. Cue the Fab Five documentary
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(16)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
"A Florida court technician has the job of blurring Justin Bieber's private parts on jail video before you can see it"
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Tue March 04, 2014
(Broward/Palm Beach New Times)
 
 
 
1. There is such a thing as a $595 candle. 2. It's in Florida. 3. They're throwing the candle a party
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(Governing)
 
 
 
Federal government penalizes Florida for implementing its alternative to Obamacare: legally declaring that people on Medicaid don't get sick more than six times a year
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(51)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
When people drive to church on Sunday, it's to sit for a service on uncomfortable wooden pews. Not at the Daytona Beach Drive In Christian Church in Florida. And no, this article isn't from 1961
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Mon March 03, 2014
(SacBee)
 
 
 
One Californian ponders why snow in the east can't be hauled to CA to ease the drought. Another Californian wonders why this guy doesn't live in Florida
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(115)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Florida man who claimed he was injured as he wrestled a grizzly bear actually just tripped and fell on the sidewalk as he was running away
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Sun March 02, 2014
(AP)
 
 
 
Florida supreme court to death row inmate: "Sorry pal, you're not retarded enough to duck the death penalty. See you in hell"
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(92)
 
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Three women are arrested after beating, kicking, punching, slapping, choking and making a fourteen-year-old strip down to her underwear as punishment for being suspended from school. Sick tag beats Florida tag for obvious reasons
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Sat March 01, 2014
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Turns out that restaurant with the Obamacare surcharge isn't paying for Obamacare. Florida tag wins battle with Followup, Fail, Asinine and Obvious tags
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Fri February 28, 2014
(Broward/Palm Beach New Times)
 
 
 
WARNING: There is no statute of limitations on spider bite deaths
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(47)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
The Florida woman behind the Attractive Convict meme thinks you owe her some cash, internet
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Thu February 27, 2014
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Man has a unique hobby: witness every single execution held in Florida for the past twenty-five years
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(96)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
"I thought cocaine wasn't illegal in Florida"
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(56)
 


Wed February 26, 2014
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
When choosing between a college football career and impregnating your 14-year-old cousin, incest wins every time in Florida
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(135)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Texas Democrats about to nominate a Lyndon LaRouche cultist who wants to impeach Obama as their candidate to run against John Cornyn for the US Senate. Florida tag breathless with admiration
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Tue February 25, 2014
(UPI)
 
 
 
Florida woman: Hello, 911? They gave me some raw waffles
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(57)
 
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida math problem: Guns + fake $20 + hankerin' for a pickled sausage = Beat up the ice cream man
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(23)
 


Mon February 24, 2014
(Science Recorder)
 
 
 
Wildlife researchers find rare panther kitten nearly frozen, nurse him back to health, and oh yes there's an awwwww video
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Sun February 23, 2014
(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Want to go green and generate your own power & water? At least one Florida city has a problem with that
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Fri February 21, 2014
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Florida man overcomes fear of spiders, ever having gainful employment, by tattooing spider on his face
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Luckily for the five-month-old baby who stopped breathing in traffic, Florida's finest were nearby. Along with an award-winning photojournalist
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Thu February 20, 2014
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Another sinkhole proves buying property in Florida can really suck
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(29)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Be on the lookout -- 800 pigeons used in Santeria rituals stolen from Florida breeders
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(44)
 


Wed February 19, 2014
(UPI)
 
 
 
Florida town names Vanilla Ice 'Outstanding Citizen of the Year'
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Tue February 18, 2014
(WWSB ABC 7)
 
 
 
Adorable 101-year-old Florida man to run for Congress
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(35)
 
(Network World)
 
 
 
Police officer to "live tweet" his shift tonight. What could go wrong, asks chuckling Florida tag
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(20)
 


Mon February 17, 2014
(Miami Herald Blog)
 
 
 
As far as reasons to get arrested for killing your roommate, "because he ate the chicken foot I was cooking" has to be among the most bizarre, even by Florida standards
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Fri February 14, 2014
(My Fox Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
If you've never considered McDonald's as a Valentine's Day destination because of the crowds, your lucky day has come. Because Florida
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Wed February 12, 2014
(Florida Travel & Life)
 
 
 
12 great Florida breweries (aka "the reason we're so crazy down here")
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Since giving students As, Bs, Cs, Ds, and Fs can be seen as "demoralizing," Florida is considering dropping the grading scale in favor of a radically new one which will still irritate parents when their child gets a crocodile in math
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(75)
 
(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Research into just how drunk Cooter Brown really was is being conducted by: 1) MIT scientists, 2) The Mythbusters; 3) Lush in Florida
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(20)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
Wichita State has won 26 in a row, while Florida has won 16 straight. Wyoming outs San Diego State after 20 straight wins. Everybody let's go streaking
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(16)
 
(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Running out of other ways to inflict cruelty on the poor, Florida now makes it illegal for the homeless to cover themselves in a blanket during freezing weather
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(163)
 


Sun February 09, 2014
(Fox 4 Now Fort Myers)
 
 
 
High school student suspended for 10 days after he jumps in and stops bully from beating on gay kid. Zero tolerance meets Florida and gives birth to full blown asinine tag
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(177)
 
(WTSP)
 
 
 
It's all fun and games at the Florida State Fair until 99 people get kicked out and a giant fight erupts, complete with candy apple throwing
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(50)
 
(Vintage Everyday)
 
 
 
Daily life of circus girls in Sarasota, Florida, 1949 (photos)
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(16)
 


Sat February 08, 2014
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Hey America, tired of the cold weather and looking to travel? Forget Florida, Alaska and Greenland are now your winter destinations
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(40)
 


Fri February 07, 2014
(My Fox Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Surveillance video from inside shows what happened in the Florida movie theater shooting
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(188)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
The fabulous roller skaters of 1970s Florida. Your mom looks...deranged
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(105)
 


Wed February 05, 2014
(CBS Tampa)
 
 
 
A large, unidentified* naked man thought to be on drugs attacked several people and then attempted to eat a teen's face off. Good to know that Tuesdays are still the same in South Florida. *He didn't have a wallet
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(86)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Massive, near-record-size python discovered in Florida's Everglades, submitter's pants
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(67)
 
(Martin County Times)
 
 
 
Fark-Ready Headline: Sleeping Florida man arrested in drive-thru, offers cops taco as I.D. from inside burning car
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(26)
 


Tue February 04, 2014
(Hardball Talk)
 
 
 
Yankees report that for the first time this year Derek Jeter is starting to play the field. Eligible women immediately rush down to Florida
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(5)
 


Mon February 03, 2014
(WWSB ABC 7)
 
 
 
When you step on the gas and realize the car is in reverse, how long does it take to react? For one Florida driver, apparently not until they've run over seven people and crashed into a canal
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(87)
 


Sun February 02, 2014
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
"Florida's one legal pot smoker would love some company. And some Doritos"
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(27)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Cop-chemist steals drugs, replaces them with over-the-counter pills. Thousands of court cases could be in jeopardy. Florida tag facepalms
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(51)
 


Fri January 31, 2014
(WWSB ABC 7)
 
 
 
Florida Woman confronts news reporter, decides to drive away in his news vehicle (of course the reporter recorded the whole thing)
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(35)
 
(WTSP)
 
 
 
Not news: Congressman's campaign spending spikes. Florida: Right after he dies
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(12)
 


Thu January 30, 2014
(WTSP)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Daylight Saving Time. New hotness: Florida time
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(128)
 


Wed January 29, 2014
(LA Times)
 
 
 
In a stunning upset, the award for the most revolting collection of dead and dying exotic pythons goes to *****drumroll***** California. Sorry Florida. Better luck next year
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(11)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
FL missionary sentenced for sexually abusing young, indigenous girls in the Amazon rain forest. And he would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for all those pictures he took and uploaded to a child porn website
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(103)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Florida Supreme Court approves a vote on medicinal marijuana. Although most Floridians don't feel they need marijuana as long as Doan's pills stay legal
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(24)
 


Tue January 28, 2014
(WTSP)
 
 
 
Make that 55 bodies found in a weird-ass graveyard behind a 100-year-old reform school in North Florida
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(89)
 
(WTSP)
 
 
 
Today's random hole opens in Florida brought to you by the I-75 overpass
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(18)
 
(Courthouse News Service)
 
 
 
Florida is famous for many things, Bitcoin money laundering and drug deals now on its resume. On the plus side, drug dealers now accept Bitcoin, how progressive
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(30)
 


Mon January 27, 2014
(Gawker)
 
 
 
This Week in the Second Amendment comes to from West Virginia, where patriot bravely guns down two men walking on their own property. Your move Florida
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(419)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Apparently if you are high, drunk, on prescription meds, don't have a valid driving licence & are street racing in Florida, then the Miami-Dade County Courts have some GOOD NEWS for you
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(93)
 


Sun January 26, 2014
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Fewer teenagers in Florida are hurrying out to get their driver's licenses, as they are terrified to share the road with elderly folks desperately searching for a farmer's market
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(87)
 


Thu January 23, 2014
(AP)
 
 
 
Twenty-five pilot whales found beached and dead near Florida. NTSB has ruled the deaths are due to pilot error
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(39)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Thanks to the polar vortex, there are cities in Alaska that are warmer than cities in Florida today
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(48)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Acclaimed architect designs "Tsunami House" elevated 9 ft on pilings, can withstand 85 mph winds. Florida pats him on the head
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(40)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Seattle Times loves FARK's pot shot at Florida State recruitment (2nd section)
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(0)
 


Wed January 22, 2014
(Roll Call)
 
 
 
Republicans from Texas, Florida, Ohio, New York and North Carolina are all over the map on immigration reform
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(50)
 
(Jim Romenesko)
 
 
 
Embarrassed by its reputation as a typo farm, Florida newspaper invites citizens to come down to building between 8 and 11 PM to proofread its next edition, with person finding most errors winning free dinner
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(95)
 
(News4Jax)
 
 
 
33-year-old woman tries to run down her husband at MLK celebration, pins him between two cars, threatens her 21-year-old son with handgun, and shoots her husband in the leg before fleeing the scene. FloridAristocrats
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(83)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Ikea to open their second store in Florida, as the company gets a kick out of the notion so many people in that state will struggle assembling their products
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(22)
 


Mon January 20, 2014
(College Basketball Talk)
 
 
 
Florida State signee arrested for eating pot at traffic stop, expected to transfer to Miami
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(16)
 
(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Not news: City buys snow plows. Fark: Florida city buys two snow plows. Last measurable snow was in 1977
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(70)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
NRA backs Florida's expansion of its Stand Your Ground law to include the ability to fire warning shots and not be prosecuted
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(255)
 


Thu January 16, 2014
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Florida wants to raise the speeds from 70 to 75 mph on 4 lanes which is what most people drive anyway
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(89)
 
(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Jenna Jameson doll stolen in Florida. Cops say this case could really blow up
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(34)
 


Wed January 15, 2014
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The lawyer for the ex-cop who shot and killed a man in a Florida movie theater may use the Stand Your Ground defense because the victim "threw an unknown object" at the defendant. That "object?" It was likely popcorn
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(1007)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
You can now legally carry guns on colleges campuses across the already dangerous state of Florida
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(30)
 


Tue January 14, 2014
(Times Union)
 
 
 
Two days gone this week, two NY Democrats booted from the state legislature for corruption, sleaziness. Illinois, New Jersey, Louisiana, Florida debate how to top this
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(29)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
How getting out the pot vote could reshape the American political landscape. Unfortunately, the pot vote usually sleeps in on election days, like most other days
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(62)
 


Thu January 09, 2014
(My Fox NY)
 
 
 
Man smashes car into gas station and steals banana because...This didn't happen in Florida? Huh
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(20)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Reasons to not go to Florida: Alligators, hurricanes .... EARTHQUAKES?
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(45)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Houston Astros threaten to leave Florida spring training home for Arizona unless they get new complex in Palm Beach Gardens. Well, bye
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(57)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
As a surprise to nobody, Jameis Winston's accuser plans to file a civil suit against him, the Tallahassee Police department and possibly Florida State University
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(75)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Woman puts infant she was babysitting under a delivery van, abandons two other small children at a Burger King and runs screaming through a TJ Maxx store making bomb threats, becomes honorary resident of Florida
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(35)
 


Wed January 08, 2014
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Will Muschamp of Florida martyrs himself running the SEC's only clean football program, which not coincidentally is lying in the ditch and losing recruits by the luxury car-full
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(29)
 


Mon January 06, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will Florida State do what no other can do and end SEC dominance? Will Auburn go from chump to champ? Will the BCS go out in style? It's time to put aside the talk and focus on the crystal prize. It's your 2014 BCS National Championship thread
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(1253)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Dog reported missing two years ago is found...treading water two miles off the Florida coast
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(27)
 


Sun January 05, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Traditional burials are dying in Florida as over half of residents would rather shoot their loved ones in the sky, turn them into a locket, or just dump them in the Gulf of Mexico
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Fri January 03, 2014
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
A lion walks into a bar. Bartender asks, "Where you from?" Lion says, "Florida of course, along with the naked man and the escaped kangaroo"
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(7)
 


Thu January 02, 2014
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
The ground just ate someone else in Florida
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(36)
 
(National Monitor)
 
 
 
Global warming means mangrove swamps are growing northward. That's right, Florida is spreading
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(63)
 
(NBC Miami)
 
 
 
Human foot found in shoe on Florida beach. With helpful picture of what a boot looks like
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(42)
 


Wed January 01, 2014
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida's time capsule is decidedly boring
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(38)
 


Sun December 29, 2013
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Woman goes radical over price of skateboard at a ☑ Walmart in ☑ Florida
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(70)
 


Thu December 26, 2013
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Orange you glad you haven't invested in Florida citrus?
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(48)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Mother of three does a bad job parking her minivan at Christmas light display. Should I A) leave a passive-aggressive note, B) shout expletives at the woman, or Florida) slam her face into the trunk lid in front of her kids?
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(129)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Hamburgers will now cost eleventy billion dollars in Florida
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(67)
 
(Austin Statesman)
 
 
 
Well, it is Florida and Christmas. Florida Cops are handing out tickets for speeding. Lottery tickets
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(18)
 


Wed December 25, 2013
(Gainesville Sun)
 
 
 
Bank sues Florida city for $7.4 Million loan for failed fiber optic project. Florida city's defense: "You should have known this was a bad idea"
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(49)
 


Tue December 24, 2013
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Man angry over having to interrupt his Xbox game to change a diaper breaks baby's leg. Florida tag trumps Sick tag, but barely
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(76)
 


Mon December 23, 2013
(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
Bad: Hurling racial slurs and bricks. Really Bad ...at children. Florida: ...while using your ex-wife's bicycle as a getaway vehicle
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(42)
 


Sun December 22, 2013
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Homeless man and self-described "visionary space entrepreneur" sets fire to a church. Fark: He has a Master's in Space Technology from Florida Institute of Tech... oh, okay this story makes sense now
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(70)
 


Fri December 20, 2013
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Florida Panhandle grave robbers accused of stealing their own burial plots. One solution? Dig 'em up
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(5)
 

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