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Thu April 18, 2019
(CNN)
 
 
 
♫ Big ol' Jet airliner ♫ Suspends all flights, so far away. ♫ (WhoOOOHHAAaa) ♫ Big ol' Jet airliner. ♫ And it's clear that it's gone to stay
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Tue April 16, 2019
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Iceland now dropping in popularity as a tourist destination due to fewer flights, expensive hotels, inability to spell Reykjavík
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Sat April 13, 2019
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Boeing has tested its new 737 software on 96 flights spanning 159 hours, including a flight with CEO Dennis Muilenberg on board. That's one way to prevent a crash
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Mon April 08, 2019
(CNN)
 
 
 
GE's terrible, horrible, no-good very bad day in one handy chart
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Mon April 01, 2019
(CNN)
 
 
 
Airlines experience multiple system outages on April Fool's Morning. Look, I know that it looks like it's crashed, but just click again, the right page will appear then
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Sun March 31, 2019
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
If puritan-minded scientists have their way, intergalactic bonking will be banned because children conceived in space may never be able to return to Earth (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu March 28, 2019
(11 Alive)
 
 
 
WOW Air suddenly ceases operations, strands passengers on two continents. If only there were some exclamation to describe the event
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Sun March 24, 2019
(NBC Bay Area)
 
 
 
The TSA didn't disclose whether it was Playboy or Hustler
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Thu March 21, 2019
(The Week UK)
 
 
 
Apparently Brits can't handle all the alcohol they're drinking to try to cope with Brexit
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Wed March 20, 2019
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Delta Airlines ranked the best airline. In other news, people who rank airlines have never flown Delta
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Fri March 15, 2019
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Boeing stock is up on the news they're going to patch the software that didn't cause their planes to commit seppuku
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Wed March 13, 2019
(CBC)
 
 
 
Now America's hat puts a cap on the Max 8. Stick a fork in it, it's done
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(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Bridal party banned from flight to Cabo San Lucas and you better believe they had a problem with it
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
India bans Boeing 737 MAX planes from its airspace. So does gravity
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Mon March 11, 2019
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Boeing's share price makes a good flight simulator for 737 MAX 8
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Wed March 06, 2019
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Brits on a bender attempt to go to a McDonald's for Maccies at Gatwick Airport, wake up on a flight to Barcelona (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sat March 02, 2019
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Now that it has been launched, what does the Crew Dragon need to do to be successful? For starters, not killing the crew of the ISS with a freon leak. And how soon will we see astronauts? Official version: July. Truth: Under 50% for this year
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Mon February 25, 2019
(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Hillary Clinton and her aides are the biggest assholes in politics," says former campaign spokesman for the actual biggest asshole in politics
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Sun February 24, 2019
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
"Oh, a wise guy, eh?" "пуск, пуск, пуск"
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Wed February 20, 2019
(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Southwest Airlines cancels 100s of flights because, if managers don't schedule aircraft maintenance, the maintenance schedules itself
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Mon February 18, 2019
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Flybmi collapses leaving passengers GroundedSOL
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Sun February 17, 2019
(Aviation24)
 
 
 
I know Great Danes are impressive, beautiful dogs. But can they run an airline?
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Thu February 14, 2019
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Richard Branson plans to celebrate Neil and Buzz's 50th anniversary by launching himself into space
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Mon February 11, 2019
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Lawmakers plan to avoid being inconvenienced by their next shutdown
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Let's follow Tesla CEO Elon Musk's staggering year of private jet flights on his $99 million plane. DO try to keep up
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Sat February 09, 2019
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Ah, the good ol' drunk pilot reason to cancel a flight
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Sat February 02, 2019
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
You can ground flights at an airport by having bad weather, or someone calling in a bomb threat. Then there's Florida's TSA agents
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(CNN)
 
 
 
♬ He's mister Snow Miser, it's time to go / Bye polar cold vortex, good riddance ten below / Now here comes Heat Miser, to warm up our butts, with a temperature flux... / Wait, we're f*cked? ♬
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Thu January 31, 2019
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
And here's the ultimate playlist for a frigid winter's day
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Mon January 28, 2019
(The Hill)
 
 
 
LOL, Donny and Kusher thought firing former national security adviser Flynn would end the Russia controversy
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Sat January 26, 2019
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Hawaiian Air flight diverted after flight attendant quits early
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Fri January 25, 2019
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Flight attendants union is considering a general strike over fears of safety and security
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Fri January 18, 2019
(Politico)
 
 
 
Pelosi aide accuses Trump team of security threat by leaking Afghanistan plans. Then again Trump and team threaten the security of all of America by being in the White House so why even bother with specifics?
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Mon January 14, 2019
(Inc)
 
 
 
United Airlines just inadvertently publicly disclosed confidential information about how much Apple is spending on flights to Asia. Hint: a whole farking lot
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Fri January 11, 2019
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
We're fine. We're all fine here, now, thank you. We could use a few TSA agents so we don't have to close Terminal G though
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Thu January 10, 2019
(Slate)
 
 
 
Savoring morsels / from the year in motion pics / in stupid haiku
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Wed January 09, 2019
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
British airports to use missiles to take down drones. What could possibly go wrong?
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Sun January 06, 2019
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Sure we *could* do your flight in 3 hours, but let's take 24 instead. Welcome aboard RyanAir, with optional 8 hour bus ride
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Thu January 03, 2019
(Today)
 
 
 
No legroom, they might lose your bag and you're in boarding group 85, but cheer up: Stroopwafels are returning to United Airlines
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Mon December 31, 2018
(CTV News)
 
 
 
"The man had tried to sit in the wrong seat on the full flight and annoyed other passengers by playing music loudly, making "weird noises" and demanding to be served alcohol." Is Drew flying today?
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Sat December 29, 2018
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Airline fatalities this year went up a) 9% b) 90% c) 900%
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Fri December 28, 2018
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
*DING* You are now free to move about the cabin ... or just help your child deface the interior of the plane. (possible nsfw content on page)
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Gender reveal parties are getting out of hand
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Thu December 27, 2018
(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
Regal the beagle says you ain't legal
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Wed December 26, 2018
(Insider)
 
 
 
Dad spends the day flying with his flight attendant daughter after learning she had to work on Christmas
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Mon December 24, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
There is a time and place for pedicures. This is not one of them
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