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55 headlines found matching 'flights'
Sat July 19, 2014
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Airline offers full refund for any future flights during the next seven days. No questions asked. Difficulty: Malaysia Airlines
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(13)
 


Fri July 18, 2014
(Independent)
 
 
 
There's bad luck, there's absolutely shiatty luck, and then there's losing multiple family members on flights MH370 AND MH17
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(67)
 


Sun July 13, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
News: Plane diverted to Midway Airport. Fark: Plane diverted to Midway Island Airport
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(71)
 


Fri July 11, 2014
(Fortune)
 
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
TSA: Sure, we missed a loaded gun and a knife on London bound flights, but we found 400 pairs of nail clippers
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(51)
 


Thu July 10, 2014
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Gambling approved for US flights. Two hour delay pays 2-1, missed connection pays 20-1 and 40-1 for a two hour tarmac delay. Lost luggage side bets also pay 20-1 and 40-1. Still no payouts for crying babies and seat kickers
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(35)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
We are very sorry but the files that document CIA's involvement in rendition flights were unfortunately eaten by the dog
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(33)
 


Wed July 02, 2014
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Southwest Airlines begins international flights to Aruba, Jamaica, Bahamas, according to spokespersons Brian Wilson and Mike Love
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(26)
 


Mon June 30, 2014
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Faced with a loss of $580 million in the first quarter of 2014, United does the only sensible thing: it eliminates ketchup and garlic bread from flights
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(57)
 


Thu June 26, 2014
(Fark)
 
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Having blown pretty much everything else, Flight 370 officials are now looking at the autopilot. Otto is smiling
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(36)
 


Tue June 03, 2014
(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
Airline travel tip: If you want to arrive at your destination on time, please don't charge the cockpit
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(16)
 


Mon June 02, 2014
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
When the flight attendant asks you to turn off your cell phone, responding with "I kill white people like you" is generally frowned upon
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(203)
 


Thu May 29, 2014
(WTKR)
 
 
 
BASE-jumper straps his dog to his back for wingsuit flights off mountains. You really don't want to be the one who has to clean that backpack (vid)
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(53)
 


Tue May 27, 2014
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Can't bring my violin as carry-on for this flight? I'll be Bach (some Not safe for work language)
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(71)
 


Sun May 25, 2014
(South Pole Station)
 
 
 
MacGyver: stops terrorists with gum and bailing wire. McMurdo: only physician on base performs appendectomy on himself with a mirror and electrical wire. Flight back required extra fuel due to two giant stones on that guy (graphic photo)
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(20)
 


Fri May 23, 2014
(CBS Houston)
 
 
 
Two United flights attempt to live up to their name
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(37)
 


Wed May 21, 2014
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Flying somewhere? Well just so you know, deadly germs can live in aircraft cabins for a week. Have a nice flight
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(24)
 


Mon May 19, 2014
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Ryanair threatens to start flying to the United States by 2019, dropping passengers on Heathrow-to-New York flights at what it considers nearby airports, such as Los Angeles or Phoenix
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Thu May 15, 2014
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
One, ONE in-flight groping. Two, TWO in-flight gropings. Three, THREE in-flight gropings. AH-AH-AH
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(28)
 
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
TSA posting warning signs to travelers about MERS next to the machines that will give you cancer so they can look at you naked. Enjoy your delayed flight
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(18)
 


Sat May 10, 2014
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Yes, I had the fish
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(62)
 
(CBS Miami)
 
 
 
This week's training chapter skipped by American Airlines employees: Chapter 12 - Veterans and their service dogs
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(49)
 


Wed May 07, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Bored military engineers: "What if we just added a bunch of small helicopter rotors to a truck?"
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(42)
 


Mon May 05, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
They must have had the fish
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(44)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman in her 20s finds out that Virgin Airways means just that. "You cannot join the mile high club In the airplane's toilet"
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(69)
 


Sun May 04, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Come on now. You gotta be kidding. Fox News really needs to cut this crap out
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(153)
 


Fri May 02, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Apparently, there are three types of belly buttons: innie, outie, and THAR SHE BLOWS
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(32)
 


Wed April 30, 2014
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
The Great Green Citrus Crisis of 2014 is devastating the supply of free lime wedges on airline flights and business meeting buffets
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(25)
 


Sat April 26, 2014
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Do you have $140,000 and 24 vacation days saved up?
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(55)
 


Fri April 25, 2014
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Pentagon plans to replace flight crews with full time robots. Idea was conceived after military officials flew commercial on American Airlines
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(15)
 
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
You know what an Australia-Indonesia flight really needs right now? A good hijacking scare
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(15)
 


Tue April 22, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Showing that it isn't just a stereotype, "ambulance" chasers show up at site of lost jumbo jet
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(21)
 


Mon April 21, 2014
(ABC)
 
 
 
16 year old survives in wheel well of a flight from California to Maui and, aside from being an idiot, is completely fine
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(113)
 


Sun April 20, 2014
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Malaysia Airlines flight leaving Kuala Lumpur makes emergency landing. On land this time
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(45)
 


Thu April 17, 2014
(Newser)
 
 
 
Things you never want to hear your pilot say: "AACH, THE BEES"
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(42)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Obama announces his laser-like focus on jobs
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(37)
 


Mon April 14, 2014
(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
*DING* You are now free to emerge from the lavatory soaking wet, and attempt to open the plane's door in mid-flight
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(29)
 


Sat April 12, 2014
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Optimus Subprime makes his first small flight for Autobotkind
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(18)
 
(Russia Today)
 
 
 
NSA monitors WiFi on U.S. domestic flights. Apparently it's considered a national security issue to collect tweets about how bad it is to fly on Delta
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Fri April 11, 2014
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Man, there is nothing worse than getting stuck on an international flight seated next to the obnoxious guy that is mumbling incoherently BECAUSE HE HAS LASSA FEVER
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(48)
 


Thu April 10, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A simple analysis of why you shouldn't want a big tax refund each year, as told using marshmallow peeps (video)
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(86)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
More Pings raise hope that flight MH370 will be found. The Pings are cruel, cruel men
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(61)
 


Wed April 09, 2014
(RealClear)
 
 
 
Emirates airline passenger attempts suicide during flight. Apparently Emirates is the Arabic word for "United"
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Sun April 06, 2014
(CBS News)
 
 
 
There have now been three different ships that have picked up signals from the Indian Ocean. However, before everyone gets their hopes up, "What we've got here are fleeting, fleeting acoustic events ... that's all we've got"
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Fri April 04, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Nigella gets a Taste of US immigration rules
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(76)
 


Thu April 03, 2014
(TV By the Numbers)
 
 
 
Smithsonian Channel produces first basic-cable special on MH370. Upcoming TLC special will examine whether redneck dwarves downed flight, while H posits aliens
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(18)
 


Wed April 02, 2014
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Malaysian officials say we may never understand what happened to Flight 370, proving it really is a lot like Lost
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(48)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Flight 370's passengers have all been officially cleared of any hijacking attempt. I'm sure they're relieved
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(22)
 
(Lifehacker Australia)
 
 
 
How to survive 33 hours stuck on an airplane
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(168)
 


Tue April 01, 2014
(ABC)
 
 
 
One thing we have learned from the disappearance of Malaysia 370? There is a lot of trash in the ocean
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(15)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Flight from Jamaica diverted back to the island after someone smelled a "smokelike substance" on the plane. Wonder what that could have been, mon
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(7)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Man awaiting trial goes into a hardware store, cuts off his ankle monitor, and hops on board the next flight to Maui. Tom Hanks and George Clooney in a bidding war to buy the movie rights to this story
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(7)
 


Mon March 31, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
5 Crazy Ass Things Even Your Pilot Won't Tell You About Airplane "Safety." Not including, "Your flight can mysteriously vanish"
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(21)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Off-duty pilot convicted of trying to get into 14-year-old girl's cockpit during flight
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(47)
 


Sun March 30, 2014
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Searchers finally recover mysterious objects in the Indian Ocean, identify them as "fishing equipment and flotsam"
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(55)
 


Thu March 27, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Thai satellite finds MH 370 debris. Wait, Thailand has a satellite?
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(20)
 

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