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Headlines matching 'flights'
Wed February 01, 2012
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(New Scientist) Spiffy This super slow motion video of how great tits move comes with a bonus -- a porn music soundtrack  (newscientist.com) (249)


Mon January 30, 2012
(BBC) News 6.3 earthquake hits Peru. Twelve injured, flights delayed, travelers still not able to get over Machu Picchu  (bbc.co.uk) (73)


Fri January 27, 2012
(LiveLeak) Amusing Gamer discovers that some flight sims have a bit of a learning curve. Contains strong language  (liveleak.com) (80)
(MSNBC) Asinine Accidental slide deployment delays Virgin Airline flight for several fun-filled hours. WHEEEEEEEEEEEEE   (overheadbin.msnbc.msn.com) (9)


Thu January 26, 2012
(USA Today) Hero There comes a point in every man's life where he must finally take a stand against repressive attacks on his liberty. For this man, that happened on United flight 1287  (travel.usatoday.com) (136)


Fri January 20, 2012
(USA Today) Spiffy Good news, pasty basement dwellers. If you can walk two flights of stairs without wheezing, you're healthy enough for sex  (yourlife.usatoday.com) (55)


Mon January 16, 2012
(WTSP) Asinine Delta flight forced to land after two unruly first class passengers demand food and champagne  (wtsp.com) (113)


Thu December 29, 2011
(First Coast News) Stupid Not News: Delta charges woman $200 pet transport fee. News: She didn't take her pets on the flight. Fark: Delta refuses to refund money, saying she can't prove she DIDN'T take a pet on the plane  (firstcoastnews.com) (141)


Sat December 24, 2011
(Independent) Interesting Airlines now cleared to fly over North Pole, which will shorten flights and lead to new routes. Oh, and death, there will be horrible horrible death when the engines fail  (independent.co.uk) (99)


Fri December 23, 2011
(UPI) Asinine As you board your flight home for the holidays, spare a thought for the brave TSA workers who are tirelessly protecting us from the perils of homemade jam in carry-on luggage  (upi.com) (79)


Fri December 16, 2011
(Rockford Register Star) Unlikely Small-town Illinois airport excited over possibility of picking up flights to Honolulu by airline whose four 50-seat jets currently make 30-minute inter-island hops. Geography is clearly no one's forte  (rrstar.com) (32)


Tue December 13, 2011
(SacBee) Cool Medical marijuana dispensary closing, giving away free pot this Friday. In related news, flight bookings to Sacramento spike  (sacbee.com) (53)


Sun December 11, 2011
(The Consumerist) Amusing Guy wants to cancel non-refundable flight and is denied. Sends whiny post to Consumerist. Gets pwned in comments. Are we dividing by zero?  (consumerist.com) (103)
(Huffington Post) Scary Four things go into a pilot's pre-flight takeoff weight calculation: The plane, the passengers, and the baggage. Wait, that's only three... hmm, what's missing?  (huffingtonpost.com) (101)


Sat December 10, 2011
(CBC) Dumbass Two dogs on Toronto-Beijing flight chew through restraints, terrorize passengers, have to be physically subdued as flight diverted to Vancouver. Did I say dogs? I meant drunken RIM execs  (cbc.ca) (81)


Fri December 09, 2011
(Fox News) Obvious An interview with an airline "revenue manager", the guy who makes sure those $49 fares are never available when you log on  (foxnews.com) (30)
(New York Daily News) Followup Baldwingate intensifies yet again, as flight attendants union ups the ante on Alec Baldwin, demanding he be put on no-fly list and that 30 Rock be removed from all in-flight entertainment. Your move, Alec  (nydailynews.com) (81)


Thu December 01, 2011
(Some High Guy) Cool Air Force's secret mini space shuttle is still secretly orbiting the Earth for a secretive longer time than the original secret flight schedule. Details of its secret landing time, is still a secret  (spaceflightnow.com) (40)


Wed November 30, 2011
(Telegraph) Obvious To the surprise of no one, government services improve when union members go on strike  (telegraph.co.uk) (46)


Sun November 27, 2011
(Daily Mail) Cool ♪ He flies through the air with the greatest of ease ♫  (dailymail.co.uk) (34)


Wed November 23, 2011
(Minneapolis Star Tribune) Scary Student pilot on only second solo flight flips plane end over end in emergency landing but walks away without a scratch. Instructor gives him props  (startribune.com) (38)


Tue November 22, 2011
(Elliott.org) Asinine Man forced to stand for the entire duration of his 7 hour US Airways flight because the 400 pound man in the middle seat took up his seat too  (elliott.org) (458)


Thu November 17, 2011
(Daily Mail) Fail Pilot locks self in bathroom, then sends passenger with Middle Eastern accent to bang on cabin door for help. Hilariity ensues  (dailymail.co.uk) (154)


Mon November 14, 2011
(Daily Mail) Obvious I'm sorry, that will be a $300 "your airline sucks" fee  (dailymail.co.uk) (11)


Wed November 09, 2011
(BBC) Scary UK Ministry of Defence grounds all planes with ejector seats after one pilot acciIIIAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEE   (bbc.co.uk) (33)


Tue November 01, 2011
(Fox News) NewsFlash Boeing 767 crash lands in Warsaw, Poland with no injuries. Survivors will be buried later this afternoon  (foxnews.com) (215)


Sun October 30, 2011
(Las Vegas Review-Journal) Obvious Design unveiled for memorial to 14 non-existent soldiers who didn't die during crash of non-existent plane that didn't crash on flight that didn't happen to non-existent base. Nothing to see here, move along  (lvrj.com) (41)


Tue October 25, 2011
(Some Guy) Scary Airline passengers are always fast to get off a long flight, just not at 30,000 feet up  (lasvegas.cbslocal.com) (59)


Fri October 21, 2011
(The Local (Sweden)) Scary On the bright side, almost half of Swedish pilots stay awake during flights  (thelocal.se) (12)


Tue October 18, 2011
(Some Guy) Obvious TSA agents are great at letting nothing get through security screening. Except when you bribe one of them, then you can just walk through with 15 pounds of pot  (losangeles.cbslocal.com) (32)

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