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30 headlines found matching 'flights'
Tue July 25, 2017
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Only ten days remain until the 2nd Annual World Dog Surfing Championships. Book your last minute flights and hotels now
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Thu July 13, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Mallorca and Ibiza: Please take away alcohol on flights, we can't deal with drunken Brits any more
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Researchers claim climate change is going to make air travel a living nightmare. This is in sharp contrast to the idyllic experience flying is today
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Tue July 11, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Things that you expect to cause flight delays: weather, mechanical problems, drunk pilots. Things you don't expect to cause flight delays: air traffic control center evacuation
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Fri July 07, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Americans will spend $100 billion on summer vacations this year, not including the cost of medical bills for being dragged off flights they booked on United
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Fri June 23, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Congress considers not allowing airlines to forcibly remove passengers from flights. Yup, considers
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Wed June 21, 2017
(News9 Oklahoma)
 
 
 
Subby knows a Filipina stripper who can aim, fire & reload
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Thu June 15, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
United proudly announces a new complimentary wake up service for those travelers napping in the terminal between flights. Ain't that a kick in the head?
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(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Swedish scientists develop five kilos of broccoli in pill form, to be used against diabetes, and also for fart-propelled flights to Sweden
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Sun June 11, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
Of all the things that have gone wrong with the F-35, you can now add "trying to kill the pilots" to the list. Because who knew oxygen was important?
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Fri June 02, 2017
(The Verge)
 
 
 
"Tech support, what's your issue?" "Hi, yeah. We're having a problem with our computers and had to cancel the flights of 75,000 passengers" Tech Support: "Did you make sure it's plugged in?"
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Sun May 28, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
And in today's chapter of the TSA trying to make travel as miserable as possible: expanding laptop bans to all international flights
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Fri May 19, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
"I'll trade you a pack of smokes, these airline peanuts and my watch for you not punching me for reclining my seat" "Deal"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
UN counter-terrorism official: Obviously, we need to just ban all luggage, carry-on, and clothing for airline passengers
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Wed May 17, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Dutch king reveals secret flights as a co-pilot. Before anyone makes Dutch rudder jokes, it was a German plane, not a Dutch one. Farts
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Sat May 13, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
"DHS reports you can come on board with your antlers, artificial skeleton bones, adults toys, balloons (uninflated), body armor, Harry Potter wands..." Wait, what?
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Fri May 12, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Status of laptop ban on US bound flights from Europe downgraded from "Happening" to "¯\_(ツ)_/¯"
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Tue May 09, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Flying over the Atlantic? Better bring a good book, because the carry-on electronics ban might be about to expand to cover ALL flights to the U.S.
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Fri May 05, 2017
(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
When does a 7-hour flight turn into a 28-hour ordeal? When United accidentally sends you to San Francisco instead of Paris
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Tue May 02, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Oh no, Vasily, all these suicides from people falling several flights of stairs onto waiting piles of bullets is making Putin seem suspicious
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Sun April 30, 2017
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
It's come to this: Travel agency will plan all the details of your next vacation but won't tell you where you're going until you are about to leave
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Mon April 24, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Man arrested over elaborate plot designed to get him out of a vacation with his girlfriend
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Sat April 22, 2017
(Gainesville Sun)
 
 
 
Checks all available flights out of Florida, makes note to self: "Do NOT fly out of Williston Municipal Airport"
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Fri April 14, 2017
(South China Morning Post)
 
 
 
I'm gonna take this as an indication something's afoot in the Korean peninsula. Might want to cancel your reservations now and avoid the rush. And the onslaught of refugees
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Tue April 11, 2017
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
According to someone who keeps tabs on this shiat, 40,000 passengers were 'bumped' from flights in 2016
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Flying may suck and you may be randomly selected to be forcefully "volunteered" to be removed from your flight, but at least the FCC ruled to keep the ban forbidding cellphone calls from an airplane
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Mon April 10, 2017
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
The criteria used to select the doctor booted from that United flight were not random
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
People can be kicked off of flights for being fat or "causing a malodorous condition." Unless they're sitting right next to me, apparently
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Sun April 09, 2017
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
What do you do when your Facebook friend cancels going on holiday with you? You invite a total stranger with the same name
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Wed April 05, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Almost 68 years ago, the first de Havilland Comet changed aviation forever when it soared into open skies with aluminium fuselage, pressurised cabin, hydraulic controls, and four jet engines. "There were few flights that were without incident"
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