Source	Fark Headline		Comments
		You're going to be fined $27,500 per passenger for planes running later than 3 hours. Do you: a) improve service, b) suck it up and pay, or c) cancel flights at 2 hrs 59 minutes?  (news.yahoo.com)	(76)

80 year-old British F1 racing great Sir Stirling Moss sets new speed record for descending three flights of stairs. Unfortunately it was in an elevator shaft  (timesonline.co.uk)

(18)

(sr-71.org)

The ultimate in aerospace geekery: the actual SR-71 Flight Manual  (sr-71.org)

(99)

		Explosives expert uses controlled blast in Boeing 747 to simulate power of underwear bomb from Detroit-bound flight. Cool video on your port side, comments of variable intelligence on your starboard side  (news.bbc.co.uk)	(181)
		Religious reasons may get you out of combat service, medical procedures and explain finicky diets but they won't get you out of airport's naked scanners  (telegraph.co.uk)	(171)

Airline refuses to comply with woman's nutty demand, biatchiness  (cbc.ca)

(149)

Army Air Force officer who replied "Don't worry about it" to radar reports of blips around Pearl Harbor dead at 96  (washingtonpost.com)

(118)

(Some Guy)

Man dies waiting for Delta Air Lines flight out of Detroit, charged a $150 change fee after failing to board  (wwj.com)

(125)

		Finally, someone gets kicked off a plane for a good reason  (network.nationalpost.com)	(122)
		Too late to help out Mitt Romney, Air Canada proposes nut-free buffer zones on flights    (thestar.com)	(24)

Nanny state plans routine monitoring of antisocial motorists, protesters, agricultural thieves, and fly-tippers  (guardian.co.uk)

(26)

(Some Who Dat)

Not news: flight cancelled because pilots were 2.5 hours late, News: and drunk, FARK: because of the Saints Super Bowl Parade  (wwltv.com)

(39)

Russian stealth fighter made first flight today....or did it?  (af.reuters.com)

(75)

Sometimes science is hard work. Sometimes science is going outside to fly the model dinosaur  (wired.com)

(28)

Finally fed up with flying coach, passenger attempts unaided paragliding  (denverpost.com)

(44)

Man planning to fly an ultralight from the UK to Australia wastes no time crashing into the ocean  (guardian.co.uk)

(86)

Nanny State Airlines has a policy that bans male passengers from sitting next to children they don't know. "I was made to feel like a criminal in front of other passengers"  (dailymail.co.uk)

(262)

Hundreds of Haiti Earthquake victims arrive in New Jersey. Immediately inquire as to the availability of return flights    (huffingtonpost.com)

(77)

(Some Guy)

How to use duct tape to fix your airplane after it's attacked by a bear (pics)  (armyparatrooper.org)

(81)

Passengers bravely don their brown trousers as ice shatters plane windshield at 15,000 feet  (seattlepi.com)

(78)

Travel tip: Airline crews are just a little jumpy right now, so it is a really bad time to get drunk on a flight and lock yourself in the bathroom-particularly if your first name happens to be Muhammad  (news.yahoo.com)

(74)

Bakersfield airport closed due to security incident. Surprisingly, no one notices  (latimesblogs.latimes.com)

(132)

		Man sentenced to 30 days in jail after arguing with fellow airplane passenger over elbow room  (cbc.ca)	(145)
(Some Guy)		Attorney on board Flight 253 claims The Undibomber™ and The Sharp-Dressed Man™ had a third accomplice: The Man In Orange©, whose existence the FBI is trying to cover up. Bonus: Photo of hot chick and green beers  (mlive.com)	(96)

The TSA is hard at work at correcting the problems that arose on the flight to Detroit. Just kidding, they're issuing subpoenas to bloggers. Happy New Year  (komonews.com)

(243)

		Study finds that airlines could save significant fuel by copying geese and flying in formation, heading south for the winter  (guardian.co.uk)	(29)
		Flight 253 from Amsterdam to Detroit is disrupted by Nigerian passenger. This is not a repeat from Christmas Day  (foxnews.com)	(773)

Man detained in Detroit after attempting to light a powdery substance on a Northwest Airlines flight  (msnbc.msn.com)

(797)

		Sea otters loose on a plane causes flight delay  (khou.com)	(72)
		American Airlines flight 331 from DC arrives in Norman Manley International Airport in Kingston, Jamaica, at gate 8, gate 9, gate 10  (foxnews.com)	(192)

Besides delaying your flights, the FAA is throwing $5 million Christmas parties  (abcnews.go.com)

(59)

(BND)

Flight attendants are suing national weather forecasting service over turbulence  (bnd.com)

(118)

Qantas 747 flight cut short after pilots discover the hidden afterburner setting on the control panel  (smh.com.au)

(66)

Remember that psycho American Airlines flight attendant? And remember how American would neither apologize for nor correct the situation? Yeah, Delta decided to issue free Gold Status to anyone from the American flight  (consumerist.com)

(169)

Showing us all how it's done, a citizen hero manhandles multiple arab terrorists off his flight. If by arab terrorists you mean a Mexican watching porn on his cell phone. Oh, and the guy wasn't actually on the flight  (talkingpointsmemo.com)

(105)

(WSVN)

Late for your flight? No problem, just have your secretary email a bomb threat to the airport  (wsvn.com)

(52)

Here it is, this year's USA Today bit about what infrequent fliers can expect at airports, including less flights, higher fees, longer lines, alligator pits,and a Muzak version of "Oops I Did It Again" played on an infinite loop  (usatoday.com)

(77)

(Some Guy)

Delta to offer free access to eBay from flights. Now you can buy crap in the Skymall catalog from people who already realized it's useless, at a steep discount  (sacramento.bizjournals.com)

(15)