Drew Curtis' FARK.com -- links tagged 'flights'

Headlines matching 'flights'

Wed April 10, 2013

Source	Fark Headline		Comments
		"Cosby continued to yell and make threats to those restraining him, threatening to slit their throats and send their genitals to their mothers." What, did someone make fun of his sweaters? source: cbc.ca \| share:	(54)

Mon April 08, 2013

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source: bbc.co.uk | share:

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Tue April 02, 2013

		You complain about the flight with the crying baby. This guy landed with 100 shrapnel holes in his plane and the crew had to pee into the hydraulics to get the wheels down source: liveleak.com \| share:	(20)

		Finally - China is more pissed off at North Korea than at the U.S source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	(99)

Fri March 29, 2013

Airlines filled 82.8% of all seats on flights in 2012. The other 17.2% are still sitting on the tarmac on JetBlue

source: latimes.com | share:

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Mon March 25, 2013

		Have a nice flight. Oh, by the way, what religion do you follow? source: dailyrecord.co.uk \| share:	(95)
		The FAA is starting to fold on using electronic devices during plane takeoffs and landings source: arstechnica.com \| share:	(110)

Thu March 14, 2013

Chinese install emergency spiral slide down apartment block stairwell. Residents praying for arson

source: shortlist.com | share:

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Tue March 12, 2013


		The Kronos Quartet features the sounds of space woven into music. Cooler: It was commissioned by NASA. Qapla' source: kryptonradio.com \| share:	(10)

Sat March 09, 2013

Airline uses cooking oil to fuel transatlantic flights between New York and Amsterdam

source: dailymail.co.uk | share:

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Tue March 05, 2013

Going to miss your connection flight? Just tell the flight crew your mother is dying and they'll hold the plane for you

source: consumerist.com | share:

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Sun February 24, 2013

While you were tossing out your empty milk jugs, this pilot was inventing a way to harness discarded plastics to fuel his plane

source: telegraph.co.uk | share:

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Thu February 21, 2013

Reporter nearing 950,000 flown miles on United photographs his seat back. United throws him off plane, breaks his guitar

source: photographyisnotacrime.com | share:

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Wed February 20, 2013

Secret US military flights carried equipment and personnel to North Korea. Also, don't ask what they were about because they are secret. Especially you Japan

source: ajw.asahi.com | share:

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Tue February 19, 2013

So, 65-year-olds aren't allowed to carry switchblades on commercial flights? Good to know

source: pressofatlanticcity.com | share:

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Mon February 18, 2013

		Yet another lefty politician flies to the US for medical treatment that is supposedly free in their homeland. Bonus: he's also a terrorist and his sympathizers paid for the operation source: irishtimes.com \| share:	(38)
		The guy who slapped a baby and called it racial slurs has been fired from his job. With previous assaulting a minor mugshot goodness source: cnn.com \| share:	(200)

Sun February 17, 2013

Enough is enough, I have had it with these motherfarking farts on this motherfarking plane

source: cnews.canoe.ca | share:

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Thu February 14, 2013

It seems ordinary travelers have a problem when celebs bypass JFK security screening

source: gothamist.com | share:

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Mon February 11, 2013

British Airways stewardesses under investigation for impersonating pilots

source: thesun.co.uk | share:

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Sun February 03, 2013

		Flight from Canada to the Dominican Republic grounded because of: A) Potential terrorist attack, B) Bad weather, C) Smokers source: sunnewsnetwork.ca \| share:	(59)
		UK court rules that the Ryanair flights grounded by volcano clouds in 2010 was due to the company acting like ash holes source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	(16)

Wed January 30, 2013

		More than ten years after 9/11 and we still can't bring applesauce onto commercial flights source: latimesblogs.latimes.com \| share:	(89)
		Meanwhile on Planet Spaceball source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	(63)

Fri January 25, 2013

NASA scientists learn that Tiggers bounce

source: sciencedaily.com | share:

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Tue January 22, 2013

		My name is Inigo Montoya. You ruined my flight. Prepare to die source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	(98)
		Today, Mitt Romney will be inaugurated and join McCain, Kerry, Gore and the rest at the They Also Ran Gallery, upstairs at the First State Bank in Norton, Kansas. Come for cookies and coffee, stay for the WHY NO GUS HALL? panel discussion source: salina.com \| share:	(19)

Fri January 18, 2013

United Airlines becomes the first U.S. carrier to offer Wi-Fi on long flights, finally giving passengers something to do for the four hours they sit on the tarmac

source: gizmodo.com | share:

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Sun January 13, 2013

You're having a baby? Surely you can't be serious

source: stuff.co.nz | share:

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Sat January 12, 2013

		Zapata Texas, the Bells Beach of Hang Gliding and the story of how Red Bull lost the race for the longest hang gliding flight. The only things missing are the bank robberies, the hang gliding punk chick, and Gary Busey source: nytimes.com \| share:	(6)
		Airlines set a record for the lowest rate of lost or delayed baggage in November .... on flights from September source: latimes.com \| share:	(2)

Thu January 10, 2013

Crikey I've about had it with these squawking-galah snakes on this prawn-on-the-barbie plane

source: stuff.co.nz | share:

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Fri January 04, 2013

Thank goodness he didn't take the elevator

source: abcactionnews.com | share:

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Thu December 27, 2012

Are you fit enough for Space Tourism? Subby figured not puking after the Orange Line at Epcot Mission Space was good enough

source: news.yahoo.com | share:

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Tue December 25, 2012

Ever wonder what goes on inside the cockpit of a commercial aircraft?

source: youtube.com | share:

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Fri December 14, 2012

		Delta Airlines once again highlighted for its customer service, this time for its quintessential treatment of a double-amputee combat veteran source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	(125)
		Good: you're a flight instructor with a net worth of $12 million; Bad: you lose it all after training the 9/11 terrorist pilots; Worse: you hit rock bottom and get arrested last week for being a drug mule source: chron.com \| share:	(115)

Thu December 13, 2012

By clicking this link, you hereby authorize "protective" tracking by drones. Don't you already feel safer?

source: eff.org | share:

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