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149 headlines found matching 'fish'
Tue April 25, 2017
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Daily Beast investigates "Red Pill," a subreddit dedicated to MRAs who blame feminism for all of their self-inflicted problems, and discovers that it was created by New Hampshire congressman Robert Fisher
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Life can be funny. One day you're on a reality TV show catching fish off the coast of Alaska and the next thing you know you're being arrested on meth charges in Phoenix
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Mon April 24, 2017
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Sound smart with your friends - #28: Why do catfish have whiskers?
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Sun April 23, 2017
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Sorry I didn't get you a Mother's Day card, mom. I couldn't afford one. Because you ruined my credit rating. When I was seven. Remember?
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Thu April 20, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Study finds crayfish who live in groups get drunk more easily than loners. The findings could help us to understand why people have such wildly different reactions to alcohol consumption and why researchers enjoy getting crayfish drunk
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Wed April 19, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Can someone help a long time farker find a new site to visit that is not alt left or alt right. The threads are off, sorta like fish you forgot in the fridge
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Tue April 18, 2017
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Study finds fish put their heads together so that they can solve problems as a group - the more experienced teaching the less experienced. Well, duh, they call it a "school"
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Mark Hamill's "touching" tribute to Carrie Fisher
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Mon April 17, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Travel writer reveals what it's like to eat some of the world's most extreme foods - from insects to rodents to rotted fish. And not all of it tastes like chicken
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Ten deep sea creatures that make you glad we don't venture far below the surface. Bonus: At least one is a Farker
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Sun April 16, 2017
(KCCI Des Moines)
 
 
 
List a professor's occupation as a toilet cleaner on his fishing license? That's a lawsuit
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Sat April 15, 2017
(Some Fishing Guy)
 
 
 
Attention fly fishermen: The International Federation of Fly Fishers is now rebranded as Fly Fishers International, featuring a fly new logo that the kids will love
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Carrie Fisher will not be spliced into Episode IX
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Fri April 14, 2017
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are some shocking things that your taxes pay for. Still no cure for cancer
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Got any good fish recipes for Good Friday? Try 6 of the best
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Thu April 13, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Disney/Lucasfilm's tribute to Carrie Fisher at Star Wars Celebration has all the feels
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Mar-a-Lago may be home to unhealthy parasites. The food is questionable, too
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Matt Damon's six-year-old daughter gets stung by a jellyfish. EVERYBODY PANIC
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
'Inappropriate' blanket, or BEST. BLANKET. EVAR?
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Introducing the newest gotta-have dataset for you budding climate scientists: fish pee
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Wed April 12, 2017
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Alaskans ask the military if they could maybe hold off on the underwater explosions and hazardous chemical dumping until after the fishing season
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Tue April 11, 2017
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Cause of death for great white shark found, exploding oxygen cannister ruled out
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Mon April 10, 2017
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
If you see hyperactive, over-caffeinated fish zipping around in Michigan rivers, this is why
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Controversial: It's extremely selfish to want to reproduce yourself, because it's ultimately for your own benefit(s), while no child ever gave consent to be conceived
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Sat April 08, 2017
(CBR)
 
 
 
Carrie Fisher will be in Star Wars Episode IX after all, but with no CGI. So, they're using...strings? A stick or something?
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Thu April 06, 2017
(Quartz)
 
 
 
Problem: China's waters are overfished. Solution: Send fishermen to international waters and to the waters of neighboring countries. Problem solved
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
If you're not working and on disability don't post pictures on Facebook of yourself jet skiing and big game fishing in Costa Rica
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Mon April 03, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Apparently, this box of "Fish Eye" Chardonnay has won "200 awards." What awards? Let's make up some awards that it might have won:
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
How many fish from the Detroit River is it safe to eat? It depends on the type, experts say: four Rock bass a month, two Bullhead, and just stay away from the Brown Trout
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Trout fishing in Pennsylvania opened with some people using things like Velveeta as bait. When you fish anything anywhere have you used non-traditional bait when the worms and artificial lures don't cut it?
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Sat April 01, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Study finds watching porn before you go on a first date makes it more likely you'll succeed. Of course, watching too much porn before you go on a first date makes it likely you'll just blow it off and take a nap
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(Fark)
 
 
 
I want a smart and trainable pet, so fish and cats are right out. Other than dogs what are my other good options?
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Fish, like humans...even political flamewarriors, are sentient beings that form friendships, and experience positive emotions
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Fri March 31, 2017
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Falkland Islands prepare for another in a long string of Blue Mondays as Argentina uses the Brexit threat to stage a new coup on the island
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(Epicurious)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: What's your favorite way to present seafood when you're trying to impress? Show us the good stuff, don't be stingy and shellfish
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Thu March 30, 2017
(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
Professor tussles with army of "tasteless sea urchins with withered gonads" in order to aid fishermen, impress Mary Ann
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Wed March 29, 2017
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Sea lamprey sex; How much internet have YOU had today
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Tue March 28, 2017
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Dumbass spring breakers use shark to open beer can, because of course they do
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Fri March 24, 2017
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Disney's Bob Iger discusses the Han Solo movie, Star Wars: Episode IX, and how The Last Jedi won't address Carrie Fisher's tragic passing
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Wed March 22, 2017
(Chew Boom)
 
 
 
It's time to Mac America Saucy Again. McDonald's is selling Big Mac sauce as well as Filet-O-Fish, and McChicken sauces in grocery stores There's just one catch. Only in Canada
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
"I decided to never have children. According to society this makes me selfish. They couldn't be more wrong"
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Tue March 21, 2017
(NOW Toronto)
 
 
 
Hermaphrodite frogs and feminized fish, as well as low sperm counts and reproductive problems in humans. Not my Toronto
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Mon March 20, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Montana's holding a runoff for its lone seat in the House between a Republican who funded a Creationist museum and tried to kill public fishing access near his house, and a Democrat who once put on the world's largest charity kegger. Why even vote?
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Sat March 18, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
If this 6-year-old girl can figure out a way to feed the poor without involving the federal government, why can't you?
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(FL Keys News)
 
 
 
One fish, two fish, hogfish, dogfish
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Fish in Australia are evolving into land animals as they avoid predators during high tides by living on rocks just as Jesus predicted
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Fri March 17, 2017
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Carrie Fisher's memorial will be live-streamed
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Thu March 16, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fishing is a great pastime unless you don't realize you're putting yourself out there as bait
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Wed March 15, 2017
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
When your fish has a bad swim bladder what do you do? Build it a fish wheelchair of course
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man discovers the risks of putting live fish in your anus: they may swim 'upstream'
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Thanks Codfather for deep-sixing the New England seafood industry with cement boots
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Alaska: watch out for grumpy moose. "It pulled its nose out of the bucket, looked at her, reared back and kicked her right in the noggin"
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Sun March 12, 2017
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
This may have been the first time "kapow" has ever been used in a quote
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Thu March 09, 2017
(AOL)
 
 
 
One Fish, Two Fish, Gold Fish, Carrots
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Tue March 07, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Latest trend in Japan: raw meat birthday cakes "made from luxury cuts of raw steak, pork or fish piled up and turned into all kinds of beautiful shapes"
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
There was a time, over a century ago, that some people considered muskrats to be fish because they lived in the water. Voila, a Lenten loophole
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Sun March 05, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Man tries to rob a fish and chips shop with a banana. Apparently he couldn't find a bar of soap
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Sat March 04, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
This is the coolest Viking funeral that you will see for two goldfish all day long
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Fri March 03, 2017
(News 96.5 Florida)
 
 
 
Giant dinosaur caught strolling across Florida golf course with massive fish clenched in his gnarly teeth
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Thu March 02, 2017
(Laconia Daily Sun)
 
 
 
Skimming a snowmobile across a 30 degree lake pulling a water skier and filming it is one thing. Putting that film up on the internet will certainly help the authorities find you
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Wed March 01, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
There once was a lad from Peno, who once shot a man in Reno, to watch him die, and now he fries, I have a hankering for...fish? THIS is your Fark Writer's Thread "Backed into a corner" edition
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Tue February 28, 2017
(Yale University)
 
 
 
If Aliens come to Earth in the future looking for Yaqui Catfish, we're screwed
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Mon February 27, 2017
(Night Flight)
 
 
 
Remember when Bill Paxton was an amateur filmmaker who directed the video for Barnes & Barnes' novelty classic "Fish Heads?" Dr. Demento does
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Fri February 24, 2017
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
The Australian Navy is way more badass than you realize. Well, sure, they'd have to be to survive all the sharks, venomous eels, spiderfish, aquatic drop bears in the ocean down there
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(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Finding a great fishing spot is great, but the owners of the pier would prefer you not use the same methods your dog does to "mark your spot". Thanks
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Oprah says, I didn't have kids because I wouldn't have been a good mom. I mean, I had an empire to run. I tried to get Gail King to do it but Steadman just couldn't make it happen. People can be so selfish
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(Vice)
 
 
 
When they came for the meat, I said nothing, because I was not a meat
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Wed February 22, 2017
(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Sea snails could help end opioid epidemic, once you figure out how to snort them
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Tue February 21, 2017
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Bloomin' Brands to close dozens of Outback Steakhouse, Bonefish Grill, Carrabba's Italian Grill and Fleming's Prime Steakhouse. Great, Now where are we going to go for food that has no rules?
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Mon February 20, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
We've secretly substituted half the venison and river fish diet of Arctic tribes with instant noodles, pasta, bread, and pastries. Let's see if anyone notices
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Sun February 19, 2017
(NH1)
 
 
 
Bald eagle populations are on the rise, and if anyone tries to stop them there will be hell to pay
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Wed February 15, 2017
(Ozy)
 
 
 
Some days, you just want to go shark fishing in your underwear
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Tue February 14, 2017
(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
Turns out CALexit is lead by a guy living in Russia. Nothing fishy with that
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
"Right, gang, let's get it all-the boat motor, the seats, the fishing poles and tackle, even the boat trailer." "Yeah, boss, but what about the boat itself?" "Boat? Why would we want to steal that?"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
A fish & chips shop in Britain could get a Michelin star
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Sat February 11, 2017
(Tuscaloosa News)
 
 
 
Man wins $5,000 through fantasy fishing. In related news fantasy fishing is a thing now
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Fri February 10, 2017
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Sunfish are useless
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Wed February 08, 2017
(WA Today (Australia))
 
 
 
'Puff, puff, pass': How dolphins use blowfish to get high
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Tue February 07, 2017
(KXLH Helena)
 
 
 
Montana plans to go after deadbeat parents where it hits them the hardest--their rights to huntin' and fishin'
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(WSOCTV)
 
 
 
Great White NOPE bites boat off SC coast
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A 90-year-old-plus lungfish put down due to old age. "For a fish who spent much of his time imitating a fallen log, he sparked curiosity, excitement and wonder among guests of all ages who would hear his story"
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Trump has lost the support of the highly coveted gay fish demographic
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Sat February 04, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
Australian fisherman use tried and true Aussie method of warding off a Great White Shark. And you better believe it involves Not Safe For Work language, mate
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(Castanet)
 
 
 
Radiation unique to Fukushima meltdown has been detected in southern B.C. salmon. EVERYBODY PAN... Fark it, you'll get a higher dose by sitting in the Sun for 20 mins
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Fri February 03, 2017
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The spitting archerfish is an assassin that can tell your face apart from every other single human in a heartbeat
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Thu February 02, 2017
(1190 KEX Portland)
 
 
 
Judge Doody drops the puck on gold digger that smuggled precious metals in his Canadian starfish
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Wed February 01, 2017
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Nicole Kidman in talks to join the ultimate fish-out-of-water tale
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Tue January 31, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Canada begins their invasion of US, one moose at a time
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Mon January 30, 2017
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Old man doesn't shout at clouds when his fishing mate dies of old age; he puts an ad in the newspaper to find a new one and becomes an overnight sensation
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Bush read My Pet Goat as the country was in chaos. Trump watched Finding Dory
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Sat January 28, 2017
(KPBS San Diego)
 
 
 
Fun, fascinating fish fornication facts
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Fri January 27, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
National zoo and Virginia aquarium get into an ugly-ass, ugly-ass off
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Wed January 25, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ellen DeGeneres can't believe Finding Dory got no Oscar nominations. Finds it all very fishy
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Could be seaweed, could be photoshop, could be actual suck my dick shark-y goodness. You be the judge
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Anthony Columbo, who made sure that the word "Mafia" was never uttered in "The Godfather" and other mob movies and TV shows, or even by the Justice Department, sleeps with the fishes
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Mon January 23, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Swallowing a live goldfish and posting it to Facebook? Yeah, that's jail time
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Thu January 19, 2017
(US Food and Drug Administration)
 
 
 
FDA and CDC just updated fish consumption guidelines for pregnant women and children, to avoid heavy metal poisoning. Visit the page and save a copy ASAP, because it will be gone tomorrow
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Washington University teaches class focusing on Kanye West's black genius and predilection for fish genitalia
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Man builds an inverted aquarium so fish in a garden pond can see what it looks like on the surface world
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Wed January 18, 2017
(WRAL)
 
 
 
If you've been disemboweling deer and leaving the carcasses by the side of the road, officers of the Ohio Fish and Game Department would like to show you how to donate them to the local Food Bank, in person
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Mon January 16, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Some upset Chiefs fans are tweeting at a meteorologist with same name as offensive lineman Eric Fisher
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Fri January 13, 2017
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Fisherman goes ice fishing, then surfing
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
X-Wing Squadron Red Leader dies after choking on fish pie. "Look at the size of that thing"
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Planning on buying some fresh Alaskan salmon to help you lose weight? Recently discovered Asian tapeworms should make it a lot easier
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Thu January 12, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Fish fraud running rampant in LA; CHiPS called in to investigate
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Imagine the Gorton's fisherman, but even more terrifying-that's this guy
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(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
Unless you're Troy McClure, there is no reason to install a 10,000 gallon aquarium in your living room
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Wed January 11, 2017
(Live Science)
 
 
 
Subject in winning photo in this year's Ocean Art Photography contest is a poisonous sea creature from Australia. I know that doesn't really narrow it down
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(Albuquerque Journal)
 
 
 
This year's government wastebook brings us the likes of from fish on a treadmill to your fear of your dentist. A few million here, a million million there, pretty soon, you're talking real money
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Tue January 10, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man finds way to combine the three great loves of his life: vodak, cocaine and goldfish
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Are you a male who eats red meat six times a week? Make sure you've filed a will
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Mon January 09, 2017
(The Next Web)
 
 
 
You can now buy a robot fishing buddy who won't drink all your beer, unlike a baptist
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Sun January 08, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Great. Global warming has created hipster fish
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Fri January 06, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Carrie Fisher's ashes are coming to her funeral in a Prozac urn. She's braver than I thought
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(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Fisher Price to launch a high tech exercise bike for toddlers that includes a tablet holder. Since there's nothing more frustrating for a 4-year-old than not being able to check their email
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Thu January 05, 2017
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
The trailer for HBO's upcoming Carrie Fisher/Debbie Reynolds documentary has arrived
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Wed January 04, 2017
(IGN)
 
 
 
New Comics Thread (1/4): The Walking Dead concludes the Whisperer War. Marvel kicks off some sort of Squirrel Girl-led Avengers team. Aquaman...talks to some fish
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
The world's fish industry might be saved by...Iowa?
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Tue January 03, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Wanna be TotalFarked? Make me laugh and I'll sponsor the first 10 to do so
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
"Houseguests, like fish, begin to smell after three days"
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Tiny, invisible and deadly, the Irukandji jellyfish is now on a southern invasion to Australia and they inflict a sting so painful that if you don't die you may wish you had
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Mon January 02, 2017
(Wired)
 
 
 
And the most ferocious insect on Earth title goes to the tiger beetle who hunts down its prey and tears it to pieces with its massive jaws
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
In light of recent events, photoshop 6-year-old Carrie Fisher watching her mother perform in Las Vegas in 1963
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Sun January 01, 2017
(Southgate News-Herald)
 
 
 
Something's very fishy about this McDonald's story. Also, very wormy
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Sat December 31, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
It's winter in Canada, so that means thieves stop stealing cars and begin stealing ice-fishing shacks instead
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
The searchers all say they'd have made Whitefish Bay if they'd put fifteen more miles behind her
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
HBO by some chance holds TV rights to Carrie Fisher / Debbie Reynolds documentary first shown at Cannes this May, moves up first airing to January 7
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Fri December 30, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Carrie Fisher's death will trigger the biggest personal accident insurance claim in history for Disney
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(LiveLeak)
 
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Leave it to the Brazilian news to pay a touching tribute to Carrie Fisher
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Thu December 29, 2016
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Carrie Fisher's autopsy on hold due to her body disappearing when she died
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(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Carrie Fisher's lesser known career of making terrible movies slightly better
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
British judges slam plan to allow people to plead guilty to minor crimes online because it will put them out of a job: "Designed to save cash, it covers crimes with no victim - like fare-dodging, some traffic offences and fishing without a licence"
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Latest used clothing craze in Japan: salty used fisherman jeans. Fisherman: "I decided to try it since I could wear the jeans for free and wouldn't have to buy any for work. But who is buying my pants at that high price?"
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(CBS 12 West Palm Beach)
 
 
 
Surfing teen wears a shark-repelling armband device for the first time. Guess what happens next
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(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
Before the producers of the 'Star Wars' franchise decide how to address the passing of Carrie Fisher, they should take a long look at the final tributes to Paul Walker, Leonard Nimoy, and Peter Cushing
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
Fish oil pills for pregnant moms may cut asthma risk in kids, lead to gills, creation of Inhumans
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Carrie Fisher offered Penn Jillette her and her mother's legitimate features
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
There will be a lightsaber vigil in Downtown Disney to honor Carrie "General Leia Organa" Fisher
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Wed December 28, 2016
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Tina Fey remembers Carrie Fisher, who gave a legendary one-off performance on 30 Rock where she got to plead, "Help me, Liz Lemon, you're my only hope"
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Carrie Fisher's unique obituary request: 'Drowned in moonlight, strangled by my own bra:'
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(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
Carrie Fisher doesn't have a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame and she won't get one for at least five years. Here's Why
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
If you thought Cinnabon's Tweet about Carrie Fisher was offensive, look at the Arabic Huffington Post's George Michael obituary, which made him out to be a coke-fueled sexual deviant deserving of death
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Carrie Fisher really wanted people to know how much she hated that farking gold bikini. She was also an extraordinary woman
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Carrie Fisher was preparing a sequel to her one-woman show Wishful Drinking
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Carrie Fisher had completed her filming for "Star Wars: Episode VIII" before her death. So we've got that going for us, which is nice
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(News 96.5 Florida)
 
 
 
Cinnabon apologizes over Carrie Fisher 'best buns' tweet
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(Baton Rouge Advocate)
 
 
 
From the "Only in New Orleans" cabinet, The International Krewe of Chewbaccus will hold a second line parade in honor of Carrie Fisher this Friday
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Tue December 27, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Penguins really like Jellyfish with boners. It's their favorite seafood. The lab experiment that delivered these results must have been fun
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(TMZ)
 
NewsFlash
 
Carrie Fisher has become more powerful than you can possibly imagine
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