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91 headlines found matching 'fish'
Tue July 22, 2014
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
It's a bumper year for jellyfish in just another reason to stay the hell away from the beach. This year, nature has her hate face on
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Mon July 21, 2014
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Scientists say "The Abyss" could be real, causing James Cameron to inflate like a puffer fish
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Sat July 19, 2014
(LA Times)
 
 
 
EPA moves to block a mine worth at most a few million dollars that would destroy a salmon industry worth $1.5 billion (plus kill all the fish). Not surprisingly, the Tea Party has a problem with this
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Fri July 18, 2014
(Time)
 
Plug
 
The "set it and forget it" method of improving your finances. Most of us already have the "forget it" part down pat. (Featured Partner)
 
 
(WINK Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Florida fisherman catches sting ray giving birth to twins. Catch and release becomes catch and deliver (w/video)
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Thu July 17, 2014
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Cute teenage couple go on boating trip to Bahamas, catch a fish, fry it up and eat it. Bad fish. Bad trip
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Sun July 13, 2014
(CNSNews)
 
 
 
Narcissist [nahr-suh-sist] noun 1. a person who is overly self-involved, and often vain and selfish. 2. a person who derives erotic gratification from admiration of his or her own physical or mental attributes. 3. B-Rawk Obama
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Sat July 12, 2014
(Orange County Register)
 
 
 
Santa Ana man reels in the catch of a lifetime, says he was fishing just for the halibut
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Fri July 11, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
When Jesus was giving out the fish and loaves, Mascherano showed up handed everyone an empanada
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Thu July 10, 2014
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: Our alcohol budget rivals a Third World country's GDP
 
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Need to restock a remote lake with fish? Fish bombing is your solution
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Wed July 09, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
These days you can't even have somebody take a picture of you snorkeling without a parrotfish photobombing it
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Mon July 07, 2014
(The Local)
 
 
 
Swedish fisherman finds full-size falukorv inside pike he landed while fishing. In Sweden, anything having to do with falukorv is news. (With pic of pike, falukorv)
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(Lipstick Alley)
 
 
 
Hobby Lobby twitter-supporter Holly Fisher posts a lib-trolling picture which backfires when people notice her pose and subject matter seem awfully familiar
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Sun July 06, 2014
(Consequence of Sound)
 
 
 
The "genius" of Hootie and the Blowfish
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Sat July 05, 2014
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Giving your fish Prozac? Scientists want you to stop. Also, why are you giving your fish Prozac?
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Mon June 30, 2014
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Do you swim in the ocean? If so, you probably won't after reading this about the coming jellyfish apocalypse
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Sun June 29, 2014
(National Journal)
 
 
 
So long, and thanks for the $1 billion worth of unwanted fish
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Sat June 28, 2014
(MovieWeb)
 
 
 
There is another. Carrie Fisher's daughter joins the cast of Star Wars Episode VII
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Fri June 27, 2014
(National Geographic)
 
 
 
How electric fish developed their current capacitance. The research is sure to shock you, try not to resist
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Thu June 26, 2014
(CrushPlate)
 
 
 
Brown spiders, paralysis ticks, taipans, death adders, great white sharks, box jellyfish...with so many painful ways to die in Australia, it's nice to see this guy mix it up and bite off a Hells Angel's nose
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Wed June 25, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these surf fishermen
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(14)
 


Sun June 22, 2014
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Photoshop this transparent-headed fish
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(24)
 


Sat June 21, 2014
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Wait, it's a fish that releases ammonia when you chew it, it peels the inside of your mouth, and even the people who like it say it's like licking a urinal? And for only $150 a plate? Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Sign me up for some of that
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Mysterious sea creature in Gulf finally identified after 2 years thanks to unusual sex organ. After confirming it wasn't your mom, they found it to be a placental jellyfish usually found in the Antarctic that was checking what warm water feels like
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Fri June 20, 2014
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
New study contends that fish are tool users, feel pain, have long memories, deserve better treatment from us, are absolutely delicious when drizzled with olive oil, lime juice, grilled for 3-4 minutes, and served with a side of pineapple salsa
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Scientists who discovered "big bang signal" now less confident of their findings, say the universe might just have been lying there like a piece of fish loaf
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Thu June 19, 2014
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Apparently, competitive fishing is serious business, as evidenced by this man who used bleach to kill off $20,000 worth of his competitor's bait fish
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Fish market robbed of "rare, collectible treasures." Which is code for "stuffed fish"
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(16)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
So not only are fish-eating spiders a thing but they're everywhere, too
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Tue June 17, 2014
(Charleston Post and Courier)
 
 
 
Darius Rucker fondly recalls his days as a pro wrestling fan. If Vince Russo had known this, Hootie and the Blowfish would have been WCW World Tag Team Champions in the late 90s
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Sat June 14, 2014
(Wired)
 
 
 
120-foot long jellyfish loves global warming and will haunt your dreams
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(wtnh.com)
 
 
 
Fisherman catches one in 30 million delicious yellow lobster
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(19)
 


Tue June 10, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Pro fisherman born with no arms and no legs but with his his neck and shoulders he's landed more than 7,000 fish weighing up to 44lb. And no, his name's not Bob
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(Metronews.ca)
 
 
 
Why small fish like sardines are the healthiest. Subby hasn't read the article, but presumes it's because they're so easy to bread, deep-fry and put on a stick
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
NY Knicks decide that Derek Fisher will be their next ex-coach
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Sun June 08, 2014
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Massachusetts clam beds close due to red tide outbreak. Article includes subliminal photo to keep you off shellfish indefinitely
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Thu June 05, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The UK government uses Lego to portray Scots as "shoeless, sun-starved, football-obsessed fish supper addicts, with poor grooming habits and such limited imaginations that their favoured activity at the Edinburgh festival is eating hotdogs"
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Wed June 04, 2014
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
US catfish stocks being decimated by new virus from Asia, sparking panic among fisheries scientists, noodlers
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Tue June 03, 2014
(KETK Tyler)
 
 
 
Taking a cue from the Kasem family, a Texas family starts assaulting each other with a catfish
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Thu May 29, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
You know how to flap a fish Jazzy puppy? You amuse me Jazzy puppy:)
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
"The city of Cincinnati has brought the world a remarkable collection of wonders. Carmen Electra. Cincinnati chili. Jerry Springer. The Filet O' Fish sandwich. And perhaps most notably, the game called Corn-Hole." Here's how to play (SFW)
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(My Northwest)
 
 
 
Hey, if you don't like fishing naked guys out of Elliott Bay after a long chase, maybe being a Seattle cop isn't for you
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Tue May 27, 2014
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
"It's huge. And it's vivid technicolour purple. Can you imagine anything more amazing than a school of meter-long purple jellyfish with long oral arms?" If you guessed 'Australian link', have a cookie. Give it to the jellyfish if you don't want it
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Russian fisherman snags 4,000-year-old Bronze Age statue in his net, exciting archeologists who say bronze used to be the most important metal in the world, unlike today where its only use is to make medals for Canadian athletes in Olympics
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Sun May 25, 2014
(Times of Israel)
 
 
 
Michael Bloomberg, in Israel, wins $1 million prize and then gives it back. Just like a fisherman who instinctively tosses back anything they catch that is too small
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Carrie Fisher: "I want to get Leia right." Don't we all?
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(47)
 
(Some Hoopy Frood)
 
 
 
Today is towel day. Don't Panic if you forgot. There's still time to get to one of the linked celebrations. So long, Douglas, and thanks for all the fish
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Tue May 20, 2014
(WNCN Raleigh)
 
 
 
Rare NOPENOPENOPE fish washes up on NC coast
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(Variety)
 
 
 
The Prince of Darkness, Godfather cinematographer Gordon Willis, is sleeping with the fishes
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Sun May 18, 2014
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
What happens when fish drink like fish? Here comes the drunken science
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(7)
 


Fri May 16, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
All that fish oil you're consuming? Well, if you're consuming it because you love, love, love it, then everything's peachy. If you're consuming it for that whole "protect against heart disease" thing, well, then, I've got some bad news for you
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Thu May 15, 2014
(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
If you're wondering what Yao Ming has been up to now that he's no longer playing basketball, he's currently being sued for exaggerating the benefits of fish oil capsules
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Wed May 14, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Monty Pythons' Terry Gilliam wants the entire crew slapped in the face with a fish, says reunion show should be cancelled
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Tue May 13, 2014
(Lincolnshire Echo)
 
 
 
If there's one thing experts are here for, it's to tell you not to piss on a sting from a giant jellyfish
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Mon May 12, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
And the first "Wag the Dog" accusation against Obama gets hurled by none other than former Congressman and war criminal Alan West who says "There is something fishy" about those girls getting kidnapped right before the Benghazi hearings
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Sun May 11, 2014
(WPTV)
 
 
 
The most heart-warming "Fishermen help deliver 20 adorable hammerhead shark puppies from their dying mother" you'll likely read this week
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(41)
 
(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this beary happy fisher
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(15)
 


Sat May 10, 2014
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Yes, I had the fish
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Fri May 09, 2014
(Columbus Dispatch)
 
 
 
Good senior prank: Plugging the bathroom sinks at school , filling them up, and putting live goldfish in them. Bad senior prank: Chopping down 25 trees growing on your campus
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(63)
 


Thu May 08, 2014
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Fisherman accidentally catches rare giant cockroaches along with rare nightmare fuel shark
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(55)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
I would go to lunch, but I'm going to microwave some fish and kimchi in the break room instead
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(81)
 


Wed May 07, 2014
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Two-week-long summer in Britain could be spoiled this year by manhole-cover sized jellyfish washing up on popular beaches. With pic of what a manhole-cover sized jellyfish looks like, and yeah, that would keep anyone at home
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Mon May 05, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
They must have had the fish
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(44)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Some people are allergic to things like pets and shellfish, but being allergic to yourself has got to be pretty awkward
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(27)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Eating tuna found to reduce depression in women, the men watching them
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(14)
 


Sun May 04, 2014
(Slightly Warped)
 
 
 
A whole bunch of reasons not to move to Australia. #25 is actually a jellyfish
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(52)
 


Sat May 03, 2014
(BBC)
 
 
 
Fire flings flying frying foul fermented fish, firefighters fazed
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Fri May 02, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Here's the GOP's survey about Obamacare. Oh look, it's rigged. Well you could knock me over with a flipper. I feel like I've been played. Played like a fish
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Thu May 01, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
For some reason Adrian Wojnarowski thinks that Derek Fisher should be the next coach of the Lakers. Personally, I'm hoping they consider well sought-after candidates like Rick Fox, Mark Madsen, and Luke Walton
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Mon April 28, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Your tax dollars at work: Supreme Court to determine whether Sarbanes-Oxley financial reporting law can be applied to fish
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(64)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a frog riding a goldfish across a pond
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(24)
 


Sun April 27, 2014
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Summer is coming. It's a time sip lemonade, catch some sun and make the perfect fish taco
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(12)
 


Sat April 26, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Witch burnings, pauses, where fish live, and walnut ranching are at the center of The Touch of Satan from MST3K season 9. Mike, Servo, and Crow deliver one of the funniest episodes of the series. "I sure hope he said peanuts"
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Thu April 24, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Once again let's be clear on this: every "horny 16-year old girl" that wants to chat online is really an undercover cop-unless they are a youth pastor who is trying to catfish young boys into sending him naked selfies
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Wed April 23, 2014
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Detroit airport now offers brand new $75,000 bathroom. Fark: for service dogs. Your dog chose the steak over the fish
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(39)
 
(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
"The next time you're cleaning your fish pond, remember to turn off the ultraviolet sterilization lamp"
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(48)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
I think the internet is officially being catfished by raunchy sorority girl emails
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(59)
 


Tue April 22, 2014
(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Reason 496 Why New Orleans is the greatest city in America: Crawfish Strudel
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(55)
 


Mon April 21, 2014
(Grind TV)
 
 
 
So you're out fishing and catch an 800-pound shark that's too big for your pickup truck. What do you do? Difficulty: Florida
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(82)
 
(National Review)
 
 
 
What do Dept. of Agriculture, the Railroad Retirement Board, the TVA, the Office of Personnel Management, the Consumer Product Safety Commission, and the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service all have in common? Hang on, someone's at the door
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Fri April 18, 2014
(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
Life can be pretty funny. One day you're Miss Hong Kong and then the next thing you know you're selling fish balls to hungry crowds
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(57)
 


Thu April 17, 2014
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Sharknado. New hotness: Jellyfishnado. Ooh, that's gotta sting
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(12)
 


Fri April 11, 2014
(The Local)
 
 
 
Nørwegian fisherman finds big ørange vibratør inside cød's stømach
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(43)
 


Thu April 10, 2014
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Fisherman after catching 2-ton great white shark that dragged the boat 2 miles: I'm going to need a bigger chair... and maybe a bigger boat
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(22)
 


Wed April 09, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Mike Huckabee: Men hunt and fish together. Women go to the bathroom together
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(204)
 


Fri April 04, 2014
(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
Because what would a Pizza Hut in China be without offering a fish egg stuffed crust pizza?
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(18)
 


Thu April 03, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Mr. Philips, who was dressed in lingerie, said: 'I know why he chained him to the tree. It's something he does when we go fishing and stuff because the kid has a tendency of going all over the place"
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(65)
 


Wed April 02, 2014
(Video Spew)
 
 
 
Just a Russian guy playing with a large goldfish like it was a puppy. Nothing to see here, move on
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(13)
 


Mon March 31, 2014
(IFL Science)
 
 
 
So long and thanks for all the fish
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(21)
 


Sun March 30, 2014
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Searchers finally recover mysterious objects in the Indian Ocean, identify them as "fishing equipment and flotsam"
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(55)
 


Sat March 29, 2014
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Pollution blamed for feminization of fish. I didn't even know fish watched Lifetime
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(23)
 


Fri March 28, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
File under "Poking with a stick", South Korea seizes North Korean fishing boat. North Korea will probably not respond by not sinking a South Korean navy ship like they didn't do last time
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(23)
 

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