Drew Curtis' FARK.com -- links tagged 'fish'

Headlines matching 'fish'

Wed April 10, 2013

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		"Another officer arrived and the two asked the people what they were doing. They said they were looking for a place to go fishing. The officers noted none of them had fishing gear" source: nwfdailynews.com \| share:	(12)

Mon April 08, 2013

Five fish find refuge in a tsunami wrecked boat drifting across the Pacific and reaching Washington State last month, alive. Government Scientists, eager to prove Spielperg's ET Hypothesis correct, promptly kill four of them for study

source: csmonitor.com | share:

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Fri April 05, 2013

"She had been starving after spending two weeks in the wild when she devised an innovative way to catch fish using her private parts as bait and then trapping her meal between her legs"

source: dailymail.co.uk | share:

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Thu April 04, 2013


		♫Fish, fish, fish eat fish. Fish, fish, fish eat fish. Fish, fish, fish eat fish♫ source: grindtv.com \| share:	(45)
		God makes himself known -- on a Goldfish cracker source: floridatoday.com \| share:	(83)

Tue April 02, 2013

Coming soon to a catwalk near you: hagfish slime

source: bbc.co.uk | share:

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Mon April 01, 2013

♫ Mechanical jellyfish under the sea. ♫ CTH. UL. HU. DEATH. FINS. ♫

source: sciencedaily.com | share:

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Mon March 25, 2013

On the face of it, fish faces a problem, so an EU ban on discarding fish faces questions

source: japantimes.co.jp | share:

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Fri March 22, 2013


		Vincent_Blackshadow and FishWife are still over their heads with hospital bills. To inspire further donations to the cause, Subby is now offering an incentive. Link goes to SFW sample of incentive. More details in thread source: flickr.com \| share:	(682)

Thu March 21, 2013

Meet the fish that will haunt your nightmares

source: blogs.scientificamerican.com | share:

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Wed March 20, 2013

Fish brains, fish brains, individually imaged neurons fish brains

source: science.slashdot.org | share:

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Mon March 18, 2013

It's like the old saying: "Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Teach a man to rob the stranger giving him a ride home from the hospital, and he'll run out of gas in the getaway car." I haven't read the Bible in a while

source: washingtonpost.com | share:

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Sat March 16, 2013

Sashay through the sargassum and prepare for The Blood Waters of Dr. Z from MST3K season 10, a story about a Nazi fish doctor that confounds Mike, Servo, and Crow. "Did I just hear a fish strangling a guy?"

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Fri March 15, 2013

Because it is impossible that a Democrat from New Jersey could be involved in corruption, here's yet another non-story hit piece on the grand jury fishing expedition looking into the dealings of hooker-free and selfless public servant Bob Menendez

source: washingtonpost.com | share:

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Wed March 13, 2013

Has it penetrated your subconscious and lodged in your cranium too? The most damnable, pervasive and pernicious jingle yet. OMG make it stop "Fishy McBites, McBites. Fishy McBites, McBites.... Fish-ay Fish-AY"

source: uproxx.com | share:

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Mon March 11, 2013

		Baby Boomer Jonah Goldberg complains that the Greatest Generation is coddled and selfish, and the cost of providing their unsustainable entitlements will bankrupt their descendants source: usatoday.com \| share:	(337)
		Today is Douglas Adam's birthday, so stick a fish in your ear and don't panic source: kryptonradio.com \| share:	(50)

Sat March 09, 2013

(Some Guy)

New Star Trek trailer. Things blow up, Kirk gets rebellious, and there's a giant fish

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Fri March 08, 2013

George Lucas confirms he's signed Hamill, Fisher, and Ford for Star Wars VII

source: wired.com | share:

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Thu March 07, 2013

		What? You expect to only pay $300 a month in Brooklyn in rent and expect to not have to deal with an infestation of rats, bedbugs, mold and even silverfish in your apartment? Hey, this ain't Joisey ya know source: nydailynews.com \| share:	(76)
		Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish a five-foot cross out of the pond that the village atheist tossed in there, he'll biatch for a lifetime source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	(116)

Wed March 06, 2013

Today, in headlines you didn't want to see: "Carrie Fisher dusts off THAT bikini for Star Wars VII"

source: theregister.co.uk | share:

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Mon March 04, 2013

Get ready for Instagrammed pictures of live fish and blowhole porn everywhere, as dolphins are poised to join humankind on the Internet

source: phys.org | share:

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Sat March 02, 2013

Would you eat a fish that you found dead on the beach? How about if you found thousands of them dead and have no idea how they died? Would you eat them then?

source: nydailynews.com | share:

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Fri March 01, 2013

50% of pets in the U.S. are obese. Your dog wants some nice grilled fish and a salad

source: inquisitr.com | share:

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Thu February 28, 2013

PBS has made a cartoon explaining the tongue-eating fish parasite Cymothoa exigua (Not safe for your weak stomach)

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Wed February 27, 2013

Carrie Fisher hospitalized for acting like Carrie Fisher

source: tmz.com | share:

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Mon February 25, 2013

Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll start pulling wooly mammoth teeth from the North Atlantic

source: digitaljournal.com | share:

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Sat February 23, 2013

Today's trip down memory lane: the twenty-two best Fisher-Price Little People playsets from your childhood. Shame they don't make toys like this anymore

source: buzzfeed.com | share:

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Fri February 22, 2013

		Naked cooking blog sparks naked cooking craze, may leave you craving fish tacos or sausage depending on your appetites (NOT SAFE FOR WORK) source: thesun.co.uk \| share:	(181)
		Study finds that many times fish are mislabeled at stores, taste like chicken source: nytimes.com \| share:	(34)

Thu February 21, 2013

Come to beautiful Lake Tahoe....the clear, azure waters, the snowpacked mountain vistas, the luxurious pine forest ringing the lake, the giant 1.5ft, 4-lb goldfish

source: cbsnews.com | share:

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Wed February 20, 2013

Pub landlord who beat off four muggers while holding fish and chips fined by police when they decide it was just codswallop

source: bbc.co.uk | share:

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Mon February 18, 2013

So long and thanks for all the fish

source: dailymail.co.uk | share:

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Sun February 17, 2013

The ocean teems with fascinating things. Fish, crabs, shells, 1850s locomotives, barnacles...wait, what?

source: philly.com | share:

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Sat February 16, 2013

		From MST3K season 9, it's Devil Fish, Italy's take on the deadly underwater predator genre. Watch Mike, Servo, and Crow in this outstanding episode. "Say goodbye to beer for me" source: youtube.com \| share:	(16)
(Some Confused Pastafarian)		"Amphibians, reptiles, (cold-blooded animals) and shellfish are permitted" to be eaten during Lent? Leviticus 9:12: "Whatsoever hath no fins nor scales in the waters, that shall be an abomination unto you." IT'S A TRAP source: catholicnewsagency.com \| share:	(157)

Thu February 14, 2013

		Fish around the world are becoming easier to catch because they're drugged up on anti-depressants which mellows them out source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	(51)
		Seafood restaurant fines customers who don't finish everything on their plates and gives the money to the fishermen who risk their lives to catch the customers' food source: soshiok.com \| share:	(72)

Wed February 13, 2013

		Hotel guest can't wait to get to the hotel pool, chooses lobby fish tank source: thesun.co.uk \| share:	(22)
		"Hey Boo Boo, yeah you over there, I seem to have lost my way during this fishing trip" source: metro.co.uk \| share:	(25)

Tue February 12, 2013

British man beats off 4 attackers without letting go of his fish and chips

source: bbc.co.uk | share:

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Mon February 11, 2013

Disabled goldfish uses floating "wheelchair" to get around

source: mentalfloss.com | share:

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Fri February 08, 2013

MLB Network reaches into the 'teach celebrity X to perform task Y' fishbowl, comes up with 'Doug Flutie' and 'throw a knuckleball'

source: awfulannouncing.com | share:

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Thu February 07, 2013

		Iceland hit by mass herring death which cripples fishing industry, ability to cut down tallest tree in the forest source: outsideonline.com \| share:	(39)
		Arkansas couple wins $1 million and $50,000 in lottery prizes in the same week, will now be able to afford the dream of every Arkansas lottery winner ... to get out of Arkansas source: huffingtonpost.com \| share:	(18)

Tue February 05, 2013

PSA: If you are on a 'Reality Show' you really shouldn't tell the subject of that show that you hate all customers, calling them selfish and demanding because that 'Reality Show' just might be 'Undercover Boss'

source: dailymail.co.uk | share:

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Mon February 04, 2013

Otter goes to expensive seafood restaurant, has a £10,000 feast of tasty assorted carps, side of goldfish

source: mirror.co.uk | share:

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Sat February 02, 2013

		New technology will let you better medicate your fish source: theregister.co.uk \| share:	(5)
		Today's random Jesus sighting brought to you by.......the back of a fish-shaped piece of Corona case source: mysuncoast.com \| share:	(25)

Fri February 01, 2013

New Zealand has jellyfish that makes you look hot in a bikini

source: stuff.co.nz | share:

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Tue January 29, 2013

		When you have to deny a goldfish was boiled or a hamster was taped to the ceiling, you know your house has been Faceflashed source: independent.ie \| share:	(32)
		Marine biologists hope to reintroduce large, endangered game fish to Potomac River. Like a sturgeon, stocked for the very first time source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	(41)

Mon January 28, 2013

Comes equipped with ABS, airbags, audio, GPS navigation and optional dashboard-mounted pinniped fish processor

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Sun January 27, 2013

		Vince Young says he didn't notice that $1,000,000 of his salary went to pay for a high interest loan that he "probably" signed the documents for, but didn't read, and really shouldn't be responsible for because they were "fishy" source: tennessean.com \| share:	(16)
		Tired of only be associated with hockey when it comes to sports, Canadians compete in topless ice fishing source: sunnewsnetwork.ca \| share:	(50)
		Just when you decided to get rid of cable TV, you learn that Trey Parker and Matt Stone are producing a saltwater fishing show starring Les Claypool and Dean Ween source: nj.com \| share:	(65)

Sat January 26, 2013

		Seattle police on hunt for Rolex thief. Suspect is hatted, fishy-smelling, and toothless. Repeat, toothless source: seattlepi.com \| share:	(17)
		McDonald's fish sandwiches to be relabeled. Market analysts do not see a problem since no one has ordered a Filet-O-Fish in more than three years source: nbcnews.com \| share:	(73)

Wed January 23, 2013

You had me at "gigantic hairy fish ball chair"

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Mon January 21, 2013

A dead murasai fish has been found near the crippled Japanese N-plant with 2,500 times the legal limit of radioactivity for human consumption. Scientists believe it may have been killed by super fish oil injuries

source: dailymail.co.uk | share:

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Wed January 16, 2013

Global warming isn't all bad news, especially if you're a snake, a mountain pine beetle, an orca, a jellyfish or an invasive plant species

source: popsci.com | share:

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Tue January 15, 2013

		Study finds unsafe mercury levels in 84 percent of all fish -- including Abe Vigoda source: khou.com \| share:	(95)
		Have you noticed that IMDB states Harrison ford, Carrie Fisher, Anthony Daniels, and Mark Hamill are rumored to star in some Disney movie? source: imdb.com \| share:	(82)

Sun January 13, 2013

Old and busted: Man catches fish. New hotness: Fish catches man. (w/video)

source: thesun.co.uk | share:

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Sat January 12, 2013

		Two men plead not guilty to buying "unicorn of the sea" tusks. Look for them in the canned fish aisle. In related news, Fox News doesn't think its viewers know what a narwhal is source: foxnews.com \| share:	(47)
		When you have to cheat at fishing, it may be time to reevaluate your life source: digitalspy.com \| share:	(51)

Fri January 11, 2013

		Photoshop this foggy fishing source: s.wsj.net \| share:	(14)
		Does your Atlantic Salmon taste a little "eel-like"? Get ready, Frankenfish is coming to a Sam's club near you source: katu.com \| share:	(134)

Wed January 09, 2013

Mystery fish found dead in waters near Hawaii remains unidentified. Leading theories include oarfish, scabbardfish, or God's tapeworm

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Mon January 07, 2013

		Scientists study unusual Hawaiian fish, reveal that your mom could probably climb a waterfall source: blogs.smithsonianmag.com \| share:	(12)
		I once caught a fish THIS bi...holy fark that's a big fish source: hypervocal.com \| share:	(17)

Sun January 06, 2013

Authorities offer ice fishing tips. Tip #1: Don't

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Thu January 03, 2013

Woman gets profitable revenge on a boyfriend who dumped her and then skipped the country. By selling the locations of his secret (and successful) fishing spots

source: newser.com | share:

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Mon December 31, 2012

FDA approves "frankenfish" for human consumption. Throw the switch, Igor

source: cbc.ca | share:

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Sat December 29, 2012

		What could possibly be worse than being a lumpy, hideous, bottom dwelling, female angler fish........? source: youtube.com \| share:	(22)
		Cops hope to reel in the person or persons who stole an ice fishing house out of the back of a pickup truck source: bismarcktribune.com \| share:	(17)

Fri December 28, 2012

The old men and the sea. Fascinating photos of the fishermen who have spent their lives harvesting the waters of Peru

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Wed December 26, 2012

The weirdest of the weird news stories for 2012. Yes "The Octomom" is there, so is "Tanning Mom," and of course the testicle-munching fish

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Sat December 22, 2012

Cringe-worthy clip of a motorcycle racer fishhooking another rider's head

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Thu December 20, 2012

Decades from now we'll all look back and fondly remember how 2012 was the year we discovered a new fish with a penis on its head

source: mnn.com | share:

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Wed December 19, 2012

(Some Chick)		"Friends, there is a gift that God has given me: I can smell something fishy a mile away. Like Benghazi." Guys, I have no words source: shortlittlerebel.wordpress.com \| share:	(107)
		U.S. government stops relocating otters away from fishing areas after discovering that otters can swim source: latimes.com \| share:	(33)

Tue December 18, 2012

		Back in the 1800s, fishermen on one island mistakenly thought that feeding the local cats would bring them wealth and fortune. Boy, were they wrong source: mnn.com \| share:	(85)
		Have you been victorious lately? Well, then, please wave your fish source: bbc.co.uk \| share:	(21)

Mon December 17, 2012

		Since Alaska's fishery industry was greatly affected by Hurricane Sandy, Senate is looking to approve $150 million for recovery of those fisheries. This headline makes about the same amount of sense as the 'pork' source: washingtontimes.com \| share:	(53)
		Imagine deep-sea diving and running into a tornado...of fish. (With video of what a fish tornado might look like) source: weather.com \| share:	(28)

Sun December 16, 2012

New MeRAM is like SDRAM except faster, more efficient, smaller, and considerably more selfish

source: sciencedaily.com | share:

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Sat December 15, 2012

		Possible cure for the deadliest jellyfish sting discovered. Yes, another medical miracle that could save up to three lives a decade source: cbsnews.com \| share:	(17)
		Fishing guide jokingly claims in his logbook that he caught tuna and blue whales on a river outing, but Fish and Game isn't laughing source: adn.com \| share:	(46)

Thu December 13, 2012

Some headlines are Fark ready, others should automatically submit themselves upon publication: "Male gay sex turns females on - in fish: study"

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