Drew Curtis' FARK.com -- links tagged 'fish'

Headlines matching 'fish'

Fri May 25, 2012

Source	Fark Headline		Comments
		In Kentucky you can get a 'Letter Jacket' for A) Football. B) Track. C) Bass fishing. D) All of the above (sports.yahoo.com)	(58)
		How to update your 1970's Fisher Price toy record player? Make your own discs, of course (youtube.com)	(6)

Thu May 24, 2012

(Times Tribune)

Suggestions for Father's Day activities: go fishing; go watch a sporting event; sit outside and grill; get arrested together for meth distribution (thetimestribune.com)

(14)

Sun May 20, 2012

		Will Lance Stephenson continue his run as the NBA's heimlich expert? Sir James continues his role as the understudy to the flopping fish in that Faith No More video. Pacers vs Heat, 3:30pm. Hockey? Soccer? Don't care (nba.com)	(314)
		More than 100 fish stolen from hatchery. THIS ISN'T A VICTIMLESS CRIME, FOR COD'S SAKE (seacoastonline.com)	(36)

Sat May 19, 2012

(Washington Monthly)		How an angler and two government bureaucrats may have saved the Atlantic Ocean. And by "saved" they mean preventing the primary source of food for most fish in the sea from going extinct (washingtonmonthly.com)	(67)
		Three shipwrecked fishermen survive on clams and seaweed for 10 days, by the end are a little dinghy (thedenverchannel.com)	(25)

Fri May 18, 2012

Oceans full of "dead zones" where nothing lives could only be 40 years away - and in some places that is already reality (mirror.co.uk)

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Thu May 17, 2012

		House votes to end military sponsorships of NASCAR, professional fishing, and professional wrasslin'. It's still real to me, dammit (usatoday.com)	(59)
		It turns out getting a pedicure by allowing tropical fish to gnaw off dead flesh from your feet may give you an antibiotic-resistant disease. Who would have guessed? (mnn.com)	(64)
		Uh, North Korea, just a little tip? When there is only one country in the whole world that will even speak to you, it's probably best not to hijack their fishing boats and hold their crews for ransom (washingtonpost.com)	(83)
		Fisherman's body found at lake. He was ten feet tall and 700 pounds (kansascity.com)	(41)

Wed May 16, 2012

North American fish populations slowly crawling back from disaster. Let's see if we can get them to crawl towards the tartar sauce (blogs.discovermagazine.com)

(45)

Fri May 11, 2012

(Some Guy)

What do a golf ball, a fish hook, a sewing needle, a toy dinosaur, a rubber duck, a Crucifix, a tennis ball, dentures, a spoon, a fork, a baby pacifier, and homework all have in common? (newyork.cbslocal.com)

(67)

Thu May 10, 2012

Grocery shopper says he put seafood in his shorts because there wasn't any room in the cart. Cops put an end to this fish story (blogs.tcpalm.com)

(37)

Wed May 09, 2012

		Fishermen save suicidal man who jumped into river. Thank goodness they didn't believe in catch-and-release (timesofindia.indiatimes.com)	(8)
		Fark-ready headline: Fish and Game seizes stuffed, hat-wearing wolverine from Georgetown bar (blogs.sacbee.com)	(48)
		Do you like Asian girls? How about bras that resemble small fish tanks? Well then, I have some great news for you my friend (w/ pics) (myfoxdc.com)	(98)

Mon May 07, 2012

Is the new Dark Shadows a Gothic romance, a horror sendup, or a macabre fish-out-of-water tale? Let's ask director Tim Burton: "I made the movie and I can't describe it" (thedailybeast.com)

(65)

Sun May 06, 2012

(Some Ten Bears)		Americans living "off the grid" look surprisingly healthy, don't fish poorly (lots of pics) (ericvalli.com)	(310)
		Pregnant woman gets called a 'selfish cow' because she was: A) smoking, B) drinking, or C) exercising (dailymail.co.uk)	(148)

Sat May 05, 2012

		Five dogs poisoned by antifreeze-coated fish tossed into their backyard. Fark: For the second time. Super sad: Two of them need $10,000 of dialysis to keep them alive and the owner can't afford it (wtkr.com)	(324)
		San Francisco fishermen free 40-ton grey whale entangled in large fishing line. Afterwards, rescuers said "the whale circled the boat, surfaced and took off...It was like it was saying 'thank you'" (ctv.ca)	(32)

Fri May 04, 2012

Selfish mother refuses to admit her clinically obese son is fat (with offensive pic of huge child) (dailystar.co.uk)

(182)

Thu May 03, 2012

(Great Falls Tribune)		Montanans are so crazy about fly fishing they'll do whatever it takes to get on the water. Even if that water is the moat surrounding Saddam Hussein's former palace (greatfallstribune.com)	(34)
		Hot Nashville Predator's ice girl scoops up a catfish off the ice last night. If you're looking at the fish to see if it's alive you're doing it wrong. (w/ video) (sports.yahoo.com)	(47)

Wed May 02, 2012

(Some diver)		Coolest photos of a giant Pacific octopus fishing for and eating a seagull you'll see today (leaderpost.com)	(97)
		"So long, and thanks for all the fish." "Hey, you too" (news.yahoo.com)	(11)

Tue May 01, 2012

You can get paid to fish on the Columbia River (katu.com)

(17)

Sat April 28, 2012

(Some Guy)

There's caring for the environment and then there's eating fish you raised inside your New York City apartment (asiaone.com)

(65)

Fri April 27, 2012

(SLO Tribune)

"Jellyfish-like creatures" take over intake structure and shut down Diablo Canyon nuclear power plant. And so it begins (sanluisobispo.com)

(126)

Thu April 26, 2012

Farmers at center of mad cow probe grumble over tainted image, tell investigators they had the fish (businessweek.com)

(14)

Tue April 24, 2012

		Crayfish study shows that neurological changes can occur due to social status. Granted, you'd change neurologically if someone were sucking on your head, too (sciencedaily.com)	(22)
		The 8 most suяяeal moments in film. Fish (shortlist.com)	(89)

Mon April 23, 2012

		Felicia Day gives props to Fark and Carrie Fisher. Sorta (youtube.com)	(47)
		Fourteen extinct animals that could be resurrected. Fifteen if you include the Jesus fish (mnn.com)	(64)

Sun April 22, 2012

Armored catfish plaguing homeowners in Fark's favorite state (sun-sentinel.com)

(64)

Fri April 20, 2012

(Some Guy)

Photoshop this fringed fish face (bigpicture.ru)

(40)

Thu April 19, 2012

	How a book about fish nearly meant the world never got to read Issac Newton's "Philosophiae Naturalis Principia Mathematica" (msnbc.msn.com)	(21)
	Starfish + Wind Power = Unstoppable Killing Machines (telegraph.co.uk)	(15)
(Some Guy)	"A Korean fishing boat sank in New Zealand waters nearly two years ago because it was not watertight, an expert witness testified." What would we do without experts? (tvnz.co.nz)	(28)

Wed April 18, 2012

Fishermen are catching tons of shrmp in the Gulf. You read that right, these shrmp have no eyes (aljazeera.com)

(173)

Tue April 17, 2012

Apparently so many teachers are having sex with their students that the U.S. Fish and Wildlife office has had to start busting pervs (katu.com)

(47)

Mon April 16, 2012

		Tips for aspiring thieves: 1) Bring a getaway car so you don't have to steal one when cops are running after you, 2) leave your bong at home, and 3) take something more valuable than frozen fish (blogs.tcpalm.com)	(43)
		George the goldfish develops Hitler mustache, proposes finny solution (metro.co.uk)	(50)

Sat April 14, 2012

The salmonella outbreak that sickened over 100 people traced back to spicy tuna used in sushi. This outbreak could have been avoided if only THE FISH WAS COOKED (suntimes.com)

(112)

Fri April 13, 2012

Botox approved ten years ago this week to the delight of fish-lipped, stretch-faced women everywhere (usatoday.com)

(13)

Wed April 11, 2012

		Wind farms form artifiical reefs which benefit many fishes such as the goldsinny-wrasse, eelpout and lumpfish. Eelpout. Eelpout. Eelpout. Headline exists solely for benefit of eelpouts, crossword puzzle buffs (sciencedaily.com)	(46)
		Scotland's rich culinary legacy is brought to bear on science as taste testers sample fish taint (seattlepi.com)	(25)

Tue April 10, 2012

(Delaware County (PA) Times)

Rush Limbaugh more powerful than ever -- totally doesn't need a 50,000-watt affiliate in the nation's fourth-largest media market anymore. My friends, we're on in Whitefish, Montana (delcotimes.com)

(110)

Sun April 08, 2012

(Some Guy)

He has no fish stamp, cast him out (thetimesherald.com)

(69)

Sat April 07, 2012

(Some Slimed Guy)		Forget about the zombies, it's jellyfish that are taking over the world (bbc.com)	(35)
		Playboy bunny Sheridyn Fisher is in a photoshoot. That's good. The photoshoot is for PETA. That's bad. She's wearing a bikini made out of lettuce. That's good. The lettuce contains E-Coli bacteria. That's bad (mirror.co.uk)	(60)

Fri April 06, 2012

Fish from Hell: Maryland is offering $200 gift cards for dead snakehead fish. Snakeheads, much like your Mom, can travel on land and sink their teeth into a steel-toed boot. With Fish from Hell pic (news.yahoo.com)

(98)

Wed April 04, 2012

"The big stumbling block to communicating with dolphins is motivation. The dolphins just don't seem to care" (blogs.discovermagazine.com)

(90)

Tue April 03, 2012

		Englishman makes his case for for the UK's 10 most maligned dishes: "So, jellied eels are just bits of eel, in fish-flavored jello." mmmm... eel bits (bbcamerica.com)	(102)
		Tokyo sushi chefs very upset that the city will no longer require them to be licensed before being allowed to separate the tasty fish from the deadly poison (news.yahoo.com)	(47)

Sun April 01, 2012

(Some Guy)

Not content with a live fish tank behind home plate or a weird home run contraption, the Marlins have a Bobblehead Museum featuring 588 Bobbleheads...and it is constantly moving for maximum Bobbleheadicity (thebiglead.com)

(40)

Tue March 27, 2012

♪ Fish farts ♪ Fish farts ♪ Robots record fish farts ♪ Fish farts ♪ Fish farts ♪ Eat them up yummmmmm (news.discovery.com)

(22)

Sat March 24, 2012

		South Carolina high schools to make bass fishing an official sport. Finally, an activity for the master baiter (foxnews.com)	(25)
(KING5)		If you're missing a 150-foot Japanese fishing boat from last year's tsunami, check with lost-and-found at the Canadian Coast Guard (king5.com)	(54)

Wed March 21, 2012

Florida: Where if the gators, pythons, rabid otters, lionfish, chupacabras, skunk ape, or citizen crime watchers don't get you, the feral monkeys will (mysuncoast.com)

(44)

Mon March 19, 2012

		Fishery closed by killer lice. Apparently those little combs and shampoos don't work on trout (bbc.co.uk)	(23)
(Some Guy)		Florida Marlins put live fish in fish tanks at the backstops. We know it is safe since the team had 1B Gaby Sanchez bank 84MPH fastballs off them with no breakage, and no pitcher (or batted foul ball) ever exceeds 84PMH (offthebench.nbcsports.com)	(40)

Fri March 16, 2012

(Some Guy)

Thing you find while beachcombing on Spring Break: a) a starfish b) some driftwood c) A PAIR OF LUNGS (galvestondailynews.com)

(74)

Thu March 15, 2012

Lakers trade veteran point guard Derek Fisher to Houston. To honor Fisher, there will be a 0.4 second long moment of silence at the next Laker game (latimes.com)

(58)

Wed March 14, 2012

Did you know you can turn dead jellyfish into glow lamps? Brilliant (dailymail.co.uk)

(18)

Wed March 07, 2012

Florida town would like for fishermen to stop chumming for sharks off the public beach. Cause sometimes that shark he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. And, you know, the thing about a shark (palmbeachpost.com)

(32)

Mon March 05, 2012

(Some Guy)

Scientists develop robotic fish to "steer fish away" from danger. Commercial fishermen seem strangely interested (trebuchet-magazine.com)

(17)

Sun March 04, 2012

Actual headline: Medical breakthrough: Hope for people that smell like fish (wlsam.com)

(60)

Thu March 01, 2012

		The trailer for Piranha 3DD is here, and it might just be the greatest movie ever because Gary Busey bites the heads off the vicious biting fish (hollywoodreporter.com)	(70)
		Next week on Deadliest Catch, Florida edition (wptv.com)	(39)

Wed February 29, 2012

Two men arrested for hunting bird, fish, and wildlife from an airplane. With guns. In Iowa (desmoinesregister.com)

(59)

Tue February 28, 2012

Global warming sends 36 cars through the ice at Wisconsin fishing tournament (myfoxdc.com)

(56)

Mon February 27, 2012

		Mr. Burns is letting Fish and Game fight it out with the EPA over two headed trout caught in Springfield, Idaho (main.aol.com)	(28)
		Step 1: Record video of birds singing. Step 2: Upload video to YouTube. Step 3: Watch asshole music company claim copyright on your video. Welcome the the future of the internet, courtesy of Rumblefish (yro.slashdot.org)	(151)

Sun February 26, 2012

New Zealand scientist launches three year study to find out why female$ prefer older male$ (stuff.co.nz)

(60)

Fri February 24, 2012

		Two Polish men get 11-year prison sentences after turning tropical fish into mules (bbc.co.uk)	(22)
		Today would have been Abe Vigoda's 91st birthday. Happy birthday and RIP, Fish-man (imdb.com)	(58)

Wed February 22, 2012

		Warmer planet could be dominated by mosquitoes, ticks, rodents, jellyfish, tea party (scientificamerican.com)	(44)
		Kate Upton's SI cover is "a step away from Playboy" complains Cheryl Tiegs who posed for SI 25 years ago wearing nipple exposing see-thru fishnet suit (news.yahoo.com)	(121)