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Headlines matching 'fires'
Tue February 07, 2012
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(wptv.com) Florida After days of meticulous planning, man pounces out of bush to chase after ex-wife, douses her with flammable liquid yelling, "I'm gonna kill you"... then stumbles and becomes engulfed in flames. (Early Darwin nominee)  (wptv.com) (73)


Thu February 02, 2012
(LA Times) Cool California now getting 5% of its electricity from wind. Savvy lawmakers to propose harnessing energy from wild fires, mud slides, earthquakes  (articles.latimes.com) (27)


Wed February 01, 2012
(Canada.com) Interesting Problem: Australia infested with invasive African grass that fuels wildfires. Solution: Import elephants and rhinos as lawnmowers  (canada.com) (113)


Tue January 24, 2012
(Some Guy) Dumbass Your house is on fire. You are a college student. Who do you first call? C) Mommy and Daddy  (bu.edu) (70)


Mon January 23, 2012
(BusinessWeek) Interesting "Polish government websites under apparent attack" Even after they upgraded their firescreen  (businessweek.com) (7)


Tue January 17, 2012
(National Post) Obvious Male hairstylist's excessive junk in the trunk sparks flaming drama  (news.nationalpost.com) (28)


Fri January 13, 2012
(Bitten and Bound) Cool The Miss America prelim rounds ended last night. Miss Hawaii emerged as a front-runner for her beauty and a demonstration of rope trickery. Great Balls of Fire indeed. (pics, vid)  (bittenandbound.com) (38)


Tue January 10, 2012
(Some Guy) Audio Alright, now I've heard everything... Tim. Tebow's. Fire  (kdvr.com) (81)


Fri January 06, 2012
(Boston.com) Spiffy Because a 9-0 lead isn't enough, Bruins fans chant ``We want ten We want ten''  (articles.boston.com) (89)
(Some Guy) Florida Hot Florida teacher arrested for soliciting sex with minors - just kidding, Kill it with Fire  (news-journalonline.com) (34)


Mon January 02, 2012
(Yahoo) Florida Not to be outFAILED by the Rams, Tampa Bay fires entire coaching staff  (sports.yahoo.com) (19)
(ESPN) Followup Will members of the St. Louis Rams coaching and management step forward. Not so fast, all of you  (espn.go.com) (46)


Sun January 01, 2012
(LA Times) Scary Photos: L.A. arson wave grows to about 40 fires. Day 3  (framework.latimes.com) (187)


Sat December 31, 2011
(Seattle Times) Fail Nick Holt fired by UW, ready to start new career as an offensive coordinator   (seattletimes.nwsource.com) (4)
(CBC) Cool NHL's current longest serving captain scores milestone 400th career goal in overtime victory against Calgary  (cbc.ca) (16)


Thu December 29, 2011
(TMZ) Scary Fire at LMFAO concert leaves security telling everyone to STFU and GTFO, LOL  (tmz.com) (55)


Mon December 26, 2011
(Yahoo) Spiffy Definition of the entrepreneurial spirit: When the School Board fires you from your secretarial job because you moonlighted in a couple porn films- you start your own porn production company  (ca.news.yahoo.com) (89)


Fri December 16, 2011
(The New York Times) Amusing Author of Kindle Fire: The Missing Manual gets rid of his because it's a piece of crap  (bits.blogs.nytimes.com) (66)


Tue December 13, 2011
(CNN) Dumbass My bad: you forget you left a loaded handgun in your carry-in. Totally not my fault: TSA officer accidentally fires it at checkpoint  (cnn.com) (153)


Fri December 09, 2011
(Hot Air) Asinine Did the Obama administration delay the report on Volt fires? No, but that's a much more outrageous headline than "The Obama administration didn't delay the report on Volt fires," so you can see the pickle Hot Air was in  (hotair.com) (157)
(Kiro) Amusing Rep. Rick Larsen fires three staffers who were too Tweet to drunk  (kirotv.com) (44)


Fri December 02, 2011
(Space) Interesting Have you ever seen fire in zero gravity? It's beautiful, It's like liquid it... slides all over everything. Comes up in waves  (space.com) (45)
(The Local (Sweden)) Followup Do you remember the straw goat in Sweden which they decided to cover with with ice so that it would not burn this year? Better luck next year, or start searching for water that freezes in 1500F  (thelocal.se) (31)


Thu December 01, 2011
(ABC) Florida Woman's face catches fire: "There are between 550 and 650 surgical fires a year,"  (abcnews.go.com) (48)


Wed November 30, 2011
(Topless Robot) Followup William Shatner fires a photon torpedo at Carrie Fisher  (toplessrobot.com) (358)
(Some Guy) Dumbass Scientists who created doomsday flu virus in lab and want to share their results in a research paper are worried about a media firestorm. Gee, ya think?  (news.sciencemag.org) (104)


Tue November 29, 2011
(The Smoking Gun) Dumbass Cool: Woman hosts underwear party. Less cool: The woman who hosted it. Worse: For her students. Hot as the fires of hell: Her third grade students  (thesmokinggun.com) (125)
(ESPN) Ironic Dan Orlovsky to finish 0-16 season. This is not a repeat from 2008  (espn.go.com) (46)
(ESPN) Florida If you're a head coach in the NFL, please step forward. Not so fast, Jack Del Rio  (espn.go.com) (77)


Mon November 28, 2011
(Kansas City) Obvious Apparently, even Kansas football has standards  (kansascity.com) (26)


Sat November 26, 2011
(National Geographic) Strange Wildfires, disappearing oxygen helped kill off 90 percent of all life on Earth. Way to go, wildfires and disappearing oxygen  (news.nationalgeographic.com) (38)


Wed November 23, 2011
(11 Alive) Florida Band director fired after drummer dies in hazing incident. In other news, apparently bands have hazing rituals  (11alive.com) (79)


Mon November 21, 2011
(News.com.au) Scary Man spontaneously combusts outside Swedish vinyl record store. WAIT, there are still vinyl record stores in Sweden?  (news.com.au) (78)


Sat November 19, 2011
(CBS News) Dumbass Did you know a mere sticker could send you to the fires of eternal damnation? This former employee did  (cbsnews.com) (270)


Mon November 14, 2011
(Some Guy) Strange Crazy train shoots out sparks as it nearly goes off the rails. Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay  (sanduskyregister.com) (55)


Fri November 11, 2011
(Boston.com) Cool Oh, I've seen fire and I've seen rain, but I've never seen James Taylor in a production of "A Christmas Carol" before  (boston.com) (10)


Wed November 09, 2011
(Metro) Cool Snowball fights just got a lot more fun  (metro.co.uk) (25)


Tue November 08, 2011
(The Ledger) Florida Atheist group fires its leadership for making them look like bigger douchebags than they really are  (theledger.com) (313)
(Smh.com.au) Scary Driver hits nitroglyceroo  (smh.com.au) (25)


Sun October 30, 2011
(Deadline) Followup Hilary Swank fires her manager. Apparently, he was unable to find her stable work  (deadline.com) (59)


Thu October 20, 2011
(Wall Street Journal) PSA NHTSA investigating reports that Mini Coopers are smoking hot  (blogs.wsj.com) (25)
(AZCentral) Obvious Surprise mobile-home fire kills man, because, who plans mobile-home fires?  (azcentral.com) (32)


Tue October 18, 2011
(Chicago Sun-Times) Followup Ozzie Guillen lambasts the White Sox in his own incomprehensible way  (suntimes.com) (12)

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