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Sat March 13, 2010
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(Some Guy) Asinine Walmart fires Associate of the Year, cancer patient for medical marijuana use  (tokeofthetown.com) (223)

Thu March 11, 2010
(Chicago Sun-Times) Followup Now that Milton Bradley is far from Chicago, Jim Hendry fires back at the showboat, who will undoubtedly play better now that he's left the Cubs and their 102 years of consistent failure  (suntimes.com) (53)

Tue March 09, 2010
(BBC) Followup Lil' Wayne gets a year in pris...MAKE HIM PUT THE SUNGLASSES BACK ON  (news.bbc.co.uk) (220)

Fri March 05, 2010
(Time) Unlikely In a move sure to burnish its reputation as the toughest, most hardcore branch of America's armed forces, Navy fires captain for cursing out sailors and hurting their feelings  (time.com) (295)

Sun February 28, 2010
(Washington Post) Stupid DC hospital fires 11 nurses for not owning SUVs  (washingtonpost.com) (185)

Fri February 19, 2010
(Telegraph) Obvious Today's environmental activists tend to be wimpy, mainstreamy policy wonks whom no one really likes. "It's all about the bottom line. Raising funds has become their most important cause; the planet comes a distant second"  (telegraph.co.uk) (48)

Tue February 16, 2010
(Some Guy) Amusing 'Atlanta Progressive News' fires senior reporter for violating paper's editorial policy by adhering to "the notion that there was an objective reality that could be reported objectively"  (blogs.creativeloafing.com) (97)

Sun February 14, 2010
(Washington Post) Obvious Cheney states he thinks Obama is doing a great job on national defense. Nah, just kidding, he says we're all going to die and we deserve it for voting Democrat  (washingtonpost.com) (176)
(Discovery) Spiffy Perhaps in time for next Valentine's Day, science may give us the miracle of roses that smell like root beer  (news.discovery.com) (15)

Sat February 13, 2010
(News.com.au) Interesting Despite four deaths and 86 fires, Peter Garrett insists that his job as Environment Minister is safe. Still no word yet as to where everyone will sleep while the beds are burning  (news.com.au) (68)

Thu February 04, 2010
(Some Chavez Guy) Scary US orbital earthquake generator misfires and strikes 35-miles west-northwest of the small unincorporated community of Petrolia California  (ktla.com) (48)

Thu January 21, 2010
(Some Guy) Interesting Sources: Raiders contact Harbaugh; I suppose he couldn't be any worse than their current QBs  (footballnewsnow.com) (28)

Mon January 11, 2010
(io9) Ironic Water can start forest fires  (io9.com) (92)

Sat January 09, 2010
(LA Times) Amusing New reality TV show featuring worst cooks in America competing for $25K prize shocks and saddens its host. "There were fires, smoke. It was so hard to watch. They blew up that kitchen every day"  (latimesblogs.latimes.com) (67)

Wed December 30, 2009
(ABC News) Florida Joe, she's just a little girl. She can light fires, yes. But you're making her sound like Armageddon  (abcnews.go.com) (87)

Tue December 29, 2009
(Examiner) Obvious Administration finally fires someone over Black Panther voter intimidation case. Naturally, it's the guy who investigated the case, not whoever covered it up  (washingtonexaminer.com) (640)

Mon December 28, 2009
(ABC News) Obvious The dazzling deductive skills of the Northhampton, MA police have led them to label as "suspicious", 9 fires that all broke out between 2 and 3am, within a block or two of each other  (abcnews.go.com) (69)
(Some Guy) Scary Arsonist sets 22 fires in Houston neighborhoods in an apparent attempt to beautify the city  (apnews.myway.com) (80)

Sun December 20, 2009
(Buffalo News) Sad Target fires 7 workers for buying Zhu Zhus  (buffalonews.com) (398)

Tue December 15, 2009
(Talking Points Memo) Dumbass Michelle Bachmann (R-MN) fires up the Teabaggers, tells them they are like "the charge of the light brigade," one can only hope  (tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com) (189)

Wed November 25, 2009
(UPI) Scary India fires nuclear-capable missile as part of a deterrent strategy against China and Pakistan. So much for trying to curry their favor  (upi.com) (53)

Fri November 20, 2009
(CBS Sports) Cool Blackhawks score a touchdown and kick the extra point in rout of the Flames. For those of you playing at home, that's one more touchdown than the Bears scored in the last week  (cbssports.com) (23)
(New York Daily News) Spiffy TLC minus 10  (nydailynews.com) (67)

Tue November 17, 2009
(The Consumerist) Asinine American Airlines fires web designer who helped a customer and apologized for the poor webpage design  (consumerist.com) (41)

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