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262 headlines found matching 'fire'
Thu December 08, 2016
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Cop fired for eating without getting proper permission. Yet if he had shot somebody he would have gotten paid time off
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Wed December 07, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Firefighters have just released a super-catchy song to stop you burning your house down while drunk
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trump apparently fires all the best people too
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Tue December 06, 2016
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Storm Trumpers prove their deplorability by trolling Facebook pages posting photos of a woman missing in the Oakland fire, including pages of the woman's family
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Owner of warehouse in Oakland where at least 36 people died in a fire whines on Facebook about how all his stuff is destroyed
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Phillies' "Pistachio Girl" fired for...wait for it...being a White Nationalist. Because, in her words, "What's more important, selling nuts for a few more years or saving the White Race from extinction?" They grow up so fast
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Mon December 05, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
I will see your holiday fireplace video and raise you a Chanukah menorah candle lighting video
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(Bipartisan Report)
 
 
 
Bannon's strategy of being a tremendous a-hole has backfired at his old workplace. Breitbart soon to have less advertising than Twitter
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Aramark fires concession worker at Citizen's Bank Park for alt-right activities, which is kind of funny, because when I think of loud racist white people, I think of Philadelphians
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
According to Secretary of Education candidate Betsy DeVos's family, police, fire and teacher retirements must be eliminated
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Police identify suspect who fired gun in Comet Ping Pong, epicenter of Clinton-connected viral "Pizzagate" conspiracy theory in Washington, D.C.
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Deadly Oakland fire now death toll now at 33 with less than 40% of the site searched
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Sun December 04, 2016
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Will we see a softer side of Negan as he interacts with Carl and Judith? Will Rick continue to be compliant and complacent? Is his fire tempered? Has Daryl truly been beaten? It's your The Walking Dead Discussion Thread, 9 PM ET on AMC
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(Business Insider (Australia))
 
 
 
Russia has just given up on launching fighters from its floating dumpster fire in the Med
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Sat December 03, 2016
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Up to 40 people expected to have perished in Oakland night club fire
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
That firefighter whose house was set ablaze and had "Lie With Pigs, Fry Like Bacon" spray painted on the side? Turns out he did it
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Although little Johnnie's shotgun show-and-tell presentation drew a record number of police and fire officials, few stopped to congratulate him on his project
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
They said it was a million dollar wound, but the bail bondsman wasn't buying that
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Fri December 02, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Best Korea puts on display of firepower against its sworn enemy the Pacific Ocean as it vows revenge for UN sanctions
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(WBTV 3 Charlotte)
 
 
 
Man says he set wildfires in NC because he was 'bored'
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Fire & Rescue plays Pokémon Go, finds real-life Blastoise
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Thu December 01, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Recall issued for millions of dehumidifiers that can catch fire. Well, that's one way to get rid of any excess moisture in the house
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Concrete statue of Jeebus survives Tennessee wildfires, so OF COURSE it's a miracle
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
The screen tests for the Mrs. Doubtfire makeup, costume and camera tests prior to filming the movie. Featuring a slightly bosomy Robin Williams. "They're sweet children...not like the last ones I was with, the daycare center of the damned"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Indiana University officials have fired football coach Kevin Wilson amid allegations of mistreatment of players
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Teen sets house on fire over boyfriend 'beef,' showing once again the dangers of bovine husbandry
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Arizona's welfare director fired. He leaves behind 80,000 rounds of ammo and 50 handguns in the office basement. "These jihadists in San Bernardino attacked a social service center for the developmentally disabled. They will go anywhere,"
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(Baton Rouge Advocate)
 
 
 
Sheriff explains 497 misses out of 500 shots fired by claiming they didn't want to kill the suspect
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(WBIR Knoxville)
 
 
 
This is why Fark loves Dolly Parton--$1,000 a month for six months to familes of wildfire
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
'Most famous gun in French history' sold for $460K. To be fair, it was actually fired and never dropped
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Wed November 30, 2016
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Bad: Destructive wildfires in the South. Good: They finally get rain. Bad: Along with deadly floods and tornadoes
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
FBI declares possible explosive device safe after officials, responding to illegal burn in backyard, found missile lying next to fire. "I'm just glad they got it gone"
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Oh nothing, just a video of driving through a tunnel of fire in the Smoky Mountains Complete with not-safe-for-work commentary
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Tue November 29, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
Giant Swedish Christmas goat set on fire for the 35th time in 50 years
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The Smokyland Motel lives up to its name in this photo in an article about wildfires in Tennessee
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Mon November 28, 2016
(Twitter)
 
 
 
You want classy? The Florida Panthers will show you classy. NHL coach Gerard Gallant is fired after a road game and is left stranded at the Carolina arena by the team. Link goes to picture of coach waiting for the cab he called to get to the airport
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(Metro)
 
 
 
"The cafe apologized and stated they fired the 'rogue' employee who was selling smoothies with a swastika drawn on it and that it is a coincidence 'Nutsy' sounds like 'Nazi'"
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Sun November 27, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
Swedish officials remind festival attendees that even though their giant straw Christmas goat is very, very flammable, they'd really be grateful if no one would set it on fire this year the way they almost always do anyway
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
New bio of Lemmy explains how he dealt with being fired from Hawkwind: "I farked all the band's old ladies. Alan Powell has never forgiven me. And I hope he never will"
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(Maclean's)
 
 
 
Trudeau's eulogy of that swarthy revolutionary firebrand Fidel Castro, well, they don't call him 'Prime Minister Zoolander' for nothing
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Sat November 26, 2016
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Yelling fire in a crowded movie theater. New outlawness: Yelling somebody has a gun in a crowded movie theater
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
In an effort to curb air pollution, Delhi bans the sale of firecrackers. Millions of cars sitting in traffic still ok
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Fri November 25, 2016
(Get Reading)
 
 
 
Dog rescued by firefighters after getting head stuck in non-slatted chair
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(Stoke Sentinel)
 
 
 
"The fire was caused by somebody in the house, who had been using acetone - nail polish remover - to clean items while using a hairdryer and smoking"
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Thu November 24, 2016
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Bank official fired after Trump inspired online rant, surprised that "buying and selling Obama" could be seen as racist
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(Salon)
 
 
 
One good thing about about Trump's victory: it's a great dopey Republican official detector. The dopes figure they can say any ole thing (like their hero Trump) and they then can quickly be disgraced and fired. Expect more idiots to lose their jobs
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Wed November 23, 2016
(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Permits, we don't need no stinking permits. Fire crews responding to a call discover group of "fire eaters". Authorities say the group did not have the proper permits
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Tue November 22, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
After learning via text he'd been fired, truck driver dumps 1000 bushels of corn on highway, earning him a trip to kernel clink
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Stop. You had me at "make your own fire tornado"
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Super slow motion video reveals the clever technology that allowed World War I fighter planes to fire their machine guns through their propellers without hitting the blades
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Arts collective to make its legendary 50-tonne fire-breathing spider come to life in Perth. Go Packers
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Mon November 21, 2016
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Seriously, what 12-year-old hasn't tried to light creamer on fire?
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Here are five potential scenarios of a Trump Presidency. All of them feel like you're being forced to choose between dying by fire, gunshot, ebola, being hit by a bus, or slow painful poison
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Fighting Trump is going to backfire when he doesn't do anything nearly as bad as what he campaigned on
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(Politico)
 
 
 
They laughed at me when I came up with a $1T infrastructure plan. When that fell into the swamp, I built another $1T infrastructure plan, which also fell into the swamp. So I built a third, which caught fire, collapsed and *then* fell into the swamp
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Sat November 19, 2016
(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
Before you open fire on somebody who just walked into your home, first make sure it's not really a friend popping in for a surprise visit
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Fri November 18, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Teacher with the nickname 'Paedo Jones' is fired after a schoolgirl is seen with her face in his groin in a class storeroom. Well, see, the nickname should have been the first red flag
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Today in unreasonable reactions: No shopping carts left at the store? BURN IT ALL DOWN
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Thu November 17, 2016
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
There's no Music Tab anymore but Metallica just released several new music videos. Fire is still bad
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Cheetos are not a good fire starter
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Wed November 16, 2016
(WLOS 13 Asheville)
 
 
 
Party Rock Fire rages on mostly uncontained in western North Carolina, where residents are not having a good time
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Tue November 15, 2016
(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Here's your first turkey fryer fire demonstration of the season
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Sun November 13, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
No, you can't have a giant Burning Man style bonfire on the National Mall because you're upset about the election
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Some people just want to watch Ontario burn
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Students: Hey, is Trump really like Hitler? Teacher: Well, here are some facts and you can decide for yourself. Parents: Oh, you are SO fired
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Sat November 12, 2016
(CBS News)
 
 
 
"Without fat girls, there would be no protests," says Baba Yaga Ann Coulter, setting of a firestorm of criticism against the skeletal backwoods witch demon
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
There are better ways to pick up followers on Facebook than by purposely starting a wildfire to draw attention to your videos
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Fri November 11, 2016
(Peterborough Telegraph)
 
 
 
Taurid meteor shower to bring 'fireballs' to the skies this weekend - check out when and where to see them here
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(Spaceflight Now)
 
 
 
A seven week delay comes to an end for the Worldview 4 Earth imaging satellite and its Atlas 5 taxi. The wildfire is out and ground equipment repaired at Vandenberg AFB. Liftoff scheduled for 1:30PM EST, webcast begins 25 minutes prior
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(Hold the Front Page)
 
 
 
British consumers introduced to naga pepper pizza: "One bite and I was in pieces. It's the hottest thing I've ever tasted. My tongue was on fire, my face was boiling and my hair was soaking wet. I will never eat anything with chilli in it again"
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Thu November 10, 2016
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Reporter admits journalists are smug, liberal and look down on Trump supporters. Also reports that water is wet and fire is hot
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(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
People are setting fire to the New Balance shoes today to teach Trump a lesson
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(Economist)
 
 
 
Bored of wearing a crappy plastic poppy for Nov. 11? Why not wear one made out of shell fuses fired during the battle of the Somme (£39.99) or cufflinks incorporating earth from various First World War battlefields (£79.99 a pair)?
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Boorish representatives who can't compromise, inappropriate comments, celebrity appearances, explosions & gunfire. No, not the US election. It's much more important. Eight days to go until The Grand Tour starts. Details of the first four episodes in the link
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(KRON 4)
 
 
 
Shiat's on fire, Oakland
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Tue November 08, 2016
(Military.com)
 
 
 
And the F-35's latest trick: Catching fire in mid-air
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(Sputnik News)
 
 
 
Self-propelled Russian garbage fire in Mediterranean moves to war footing, prepares to roll coal in Aleppo's general direction
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Mon November 07, 2016
(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
Eight people go to hospital after attempt to put out electrical fire with water
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(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
Starting a fire, crashing through ceiling tiles, stealing a squad car, and going on a high speed chase isn't normal. But on meth it is... still pretty unusual
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Clinton cancels election night firework display. Could she know something about the coming results?
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
The finale for when the new president of the United States is announced will be brought to you by North Korean tyrant Kim Jong-un and his famous fireworks display of missiles
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bud Black named as the next manager the Colorado Rockies will fire
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Sun November 06, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trump campaign CEO Steve Bannon's effort to craft the spin on Hillary's newly discovered emails was so outrageous his pants literally caught on fire
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
It's Guy Fawkes weekend. Will London still stand after home games for West Ham and Chelsea, or the North London Derby? Who will see fireworks? Can Sunderland get a win? It's your EPL discussion thread. Games start Saturday @ 11 AM EDT Sun @ 7 AM EST
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Fri November 04, 2016
(National Post)
 
 
 
Remember the forest fire that damn near destroyed Fort McMurray, Alberta? It's still burning six months later
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Now, witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational battle rover. 'click' FIRE AT WILL, NASA
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
This is your Tesla Model S. This is your Tesla Model S wrapped around a tree on fire with the batteries cooking off
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Wed November 02, 2016
(Time)
 
 
 
Couple married for 74 years dies only hours apart. Amazingly, article does not contain the phrase "in a blaze of gunfire"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
I'm no expert on firearms, but I'm positive this is not how you teach gun safety
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(WLOS 13 Asheville)
 
 
 
Gas prices may jump due to pipeline fire: EVERYBODY PANIC
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Tue November 01, 2016
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
It wasn't enough she was blind & deaf, hid from the Nazis, discovered radium, founded the Red Cross and invented the fire escape, she wrote the pilot for Gilligan's Island, too
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(Haaretz)
 
 
 
Russia's floating garbage fire finally limps into the Mediterranean on route to Syria, where it is not expected to contribute anything. So why did they send it? As a "potent symbol"
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
We coulda overlooked that black guy you killed, but we gotta fire you for this gay sexual assault stuff, officer
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Mon October 31, 2016
(Straits Times)
 
 
 
A fart during an operation sparks a fire that severely burns the patient
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Blown tires don't cause massive aircraft fires, but a turbine disc failure will
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Sun October 30, 2016
(Big Think)
 
 
 
Here are the top 20 human inventions of all time. Can't argue with fire or the wheel, but you'll find a way
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Sat October 29, 2016
(NFL)
 
 
 
Jacksonville Jaguars fire offensive coordinator. In other news, the Jacksonville Jaguars had an offensive coordinator
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(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
The bad news: no Norm. The good news: no Cup drivers. Pain won't hurt when the NASCAR Truck Series fires the engines at Martinsville for the Swayziest Texas Roadhouse 200 you've ever seen, 1 PM ET on FS1
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Fri October 28, 2016
(WSAZ West Virginia)
 
 
 
Woman calls 911 about 600 times in a month, because, who doesn't like firetrucks? Ooh, shiny
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Thu October 27, 2016
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
The hacked emails released by Wikileaks have proven to be less of a "bombshell" and more of a damp firecracker your dog peed on
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(CBS 5 Arizona)
 
 
 
Using a blow torch to remove weeds seemed like a good idea
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Now witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational demographic shift
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(National Post)
 
 
 
"A pallet of peated malt that escaped the Fort McMurray wildfire is set to be distilled into a whisky and christened with the name of the blaze it survived: The Beast"
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Wed October 26, 2016
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Now witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational Klubot
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Wisconsin city clerk denies early voting site on university campus because a) fire marshal regulations, b) lack of volunteers, or c) "students lean more toward the democrats"
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Mon October 24, 2016
(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
NASA is planning to start a dumpster fire in space just to see what happens
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Airline pilots dish the dirt on flying: "You'll never hear me say, 'Ladies and gentlemen, we just had an engine failure and the plane is on fire,' even if it's true"
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Sun October 23, 2016
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Former archbishop admits he probably deserves criticism for that time he covered up child sex abuse. If only there were a lake of fire burning eternally somewhere to show him what he really deserves
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Sat October 22, 2016
(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
94-year-old man who has been fire chief since 1953 finally feels burned out
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Fri October 21, 2016
(Quartz)
 
 
 
Intelligent Republicans are supposedly using lessons of Trump 2016 to construct foolproof roadmap to win back White House in 2020: finding Trump-like candidate who fires up the base but won't needlessly insult veterans or boast about groping women
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Looks like the Russian hacking attack responsible for the recent email leaks was less "We've recompiled the firewall codebase megabites" and more "Click here to change your password"
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
What starts with 'a', ends with 'uck' and has an 'f' in it? If you had 'a stolen Cocoa Beach firetruck,' they'd really like it back
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Thu October 20, 2016
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Trump's threat sickens the Pentagon. Now you know why he wants to fire them. They don't have the stomach. They can't do it. He has to teach them how to win
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Good grief, Snoopy has been fired by Metlife. The Red Baron seen smirking in the distance
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Enough about Crooked Hillary and her dumpster fire of an opponent. Let's talk about the real winner of last night's debate: Chris Wallace
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
MN Supreme Court rules that BB guns are NOT firearms, despite fierce opposition by lobbying group, Mother's of One-Eyed Kids Association of America
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Wed October 19, 2016
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
The Wikileaks files on Clinton might actually matter if she were running against a normal opponent, but no one can look away from the Trumpster fire long enough to care
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Tue October 18, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
Exquisite fireball adds some excitement to life in Ottawa
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
You think the Galaxy Note 7 fires are a big deal? You should have seen the giant explosions around Motorola
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Mon October 17, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
Google adding "fact check" tag to news stories. Drew considering option to turn it on for politics tab, but is worried the resulting flame wars would set fire to the servers
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Those big doors at the fire department are a great place to lean when you need a nap. Until they're not
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(GoFundMe)
 
 
 
Democrats set up a fundraiser to re-open the firebombed GOP off in North Carolina. We go high, indeed
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Sun October 16, 2016
(The News & Observer (NC))
 
 
 
Orange County--no pun intended--North Carolina GOP HQ firebombed
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(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Samsung leaks high-end Chromebook Pro with touchscreen, stylus, built-in fire extinguisher
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Sat October 15, 2016
(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Chuck Lorre developing Bonfire of the Vanities television series for Amazon [CANNED LAUGHTER]
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(WNYT Albany)
 
 
 
Today's Fark ready headline: "Troopers: Man on LSD saves dog from imaginary fire"
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Thu October 13, 2016
(NBC Bay Area)
 
 
 
The San Francisco Giants bullpen cost them the NLDS against The Cubs. So it makes total sense to fire their first and third base coaches
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Chicago named third best city for active living. Mostly for family lake outings, elderly using the walking trails, residents learning to run from gunfire
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(NPR)
 
 
 
U.S. ships fire missiles at Yemen in retaliation for attacks on U.S. ships
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
New Clinton site lets you pick any year to compare what she and Trump were each doing. Example: 2008 - Clinton introduces legislation to reign in CEO pay; Trump fires Stephen Baldwin and Gene Simmons on Celebrity Apprentice
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Wed October 12, 2016
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
"Kill first-past-the-post voting with fire. Then nuke the Electoral College from orbit"
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(US Department of Defense)
 
 
 
Cruise missile fired at U.S. warship in Red Sea for second time in four days
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Nokia: "Hey, we're still here, making frumpy, sturdy phones, and would like to point out that ours don't catch on fire. Check us out, pretty please?"
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Tue October 11, 2016
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Fire at five-story senior living center in LA. Evacuation to be completed by Christmas Day
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Mon October 10, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
The RNC has a conference call scheduled for 5pm today, with no set agenda, where they most surely are not planning to flee the catastrophic barn fire that is the Trump candidacy before any more pus- errr, headline-grabbing bombshells drop
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Do we have a double standard here? A professor is under fire for saying Black Lives Matter is as racist as the KKK
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(Russia Today)
 
 
 
Houthi rebels fire missiles at American destroyer
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(Time)
 
 
 
Samsung halts production of the replacement Galaxy Note 7s after they too start catching fire
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Sun October 09, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Orange Crush or Trumpster Fire? Grab your drink by the...uh, just uh, drink up. We're gonna do this live. Town Hall Debate thread #2
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Man explains apartment fire with perfectly logical explanation
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Fri October 07, 2016
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Pitching coach Roger McDowell fired by the Braves. Newman and Kramer apologize to Keith Hernandez
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Your car runs out of gas on a deserted road at night and it's cold outside. Here's how to start a fire with a pencil
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Thu October 06, 2016
(gHacks)
 
 
 
An upcoming version of Firefox drops plugin support. And by plugins, they mean java and silverlight (and not the extensions that we love)
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(WTHR Indianapolis)
 
 
 
Gunfight at the BK Corral, featuring renowned firearms expert Wyatt Derp
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Wed October 05, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
When Yeezus was come down from the mountain, great multitudes followed him, and lo, they swooned and fainted for lack of nourishment, and Yeezus proclaimed "F*ck y'all, you're fired" (Some Not safe for work images)
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Tue October 04, 2016
(NFL)
 
 
 
Titans fire special teams coordinator Bobby April. Expected to interview candidates Chris Pike and Jim Kirk tomorrow
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Sears' fire sale now includes Craftsman
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Arizona Diamondbacks fire GM Dave Stewart, Annie Lennox said to be interviewing
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Here's how the coffee industry has quietly solved business problems like the refugee crisis, terrorism, rising sea levels, frequent floods, droughts and wildfires. is there anything coffee can't do?
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Mon October 03, 2016
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Death by anti-aircraft fire is a risk for all fighter pilots, whether it's during a vital mission for your country or screwing up the landing at a Best Korean air show
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Sun October 02, 2016
(West Chester Daily Local)
 
 
 
Family business partner doesn't see anything wrong with taking $300,000 from the company when he's about to get fired
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
♫ Smoke on the water, fire in the sky ♫
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(Stoke Sentinel)
 
 
 
Firefighters rescue woman with her ass stuck in grocery cart
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Sat October 01, 2016
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Woman calls Pasadena(CA) Police to report bi-polar African American boyfriend is acting erratically, cops find him with knife & fire extinguisher. Can you guess what happend next? Level Of Difficulty: not crowned Rose Queen
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Fri September 30, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
Urban raccoons are becoming so smart, that within a few years they'll be wielding firearms and hanging out with talking trees
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Chris Bosh fires his longtime agent after being dumped by the Miami Heat. Apparently even a professional athlete can figure out that 10% of zero is still zero
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
In what will come as a shock only to a newly arrived visitor from another planet, Managers at Trump's LA Golf courses and companies said, under oath, that he routinely demanded they fire any female employee he deemed not thin, young, or pretty enough
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Thu September 29, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Swedish Association for Sexuality Education (RFSU) says condoms might come in 'handy' if aliens decide to 'visit earth and find some hot earthlings,' urges NASA to fire some into space. Still no cure for anal probes
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
PSA: Putting your wedding ring on your penis is no guarantee that your wife will give you head. It will guarantee that a fireman will touch it though
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Tue September 27, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Fox News anchor and human/bassett hound hybrid Brit Hume is under fire for saying that Hillary Clinton was "not necessarily attractive" last night at the debates
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(WTVM Columbus)
 
 
 
Auburn student called hero for chasing after man who set fire to Toomers Corner oak trees
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Mon September 26, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Presidential debate thread #4, recap mode. It's real, and it's on fire
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Presidential debate trainwreck thread 3. Sh*ts on fire, yo
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Sun September 25, 2016
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
The Chase is delivering record low ratings while Brian France fiddles as the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series goes racing at the boring dumpster fire track in New Hampshire. It's the Bad Boy Off Road 300, 2 PM ET, NBCSN
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Text Adventures VI (c) 2016. You are inside Walmart and sitting on a scooter. The craft section surrounds you. In your pocket is a lighter. What do you wish to do?_
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Sat September 24, 2016
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Scientists state the earthquakes and tremors in Texas are caused by fracking. Next thing you know, they'll be telling us fire is hot
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(War is Boring)
 
 
 
Those F-35s are really on fire
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Fri September 23, 2016
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Godzilla falls out of bed after powerful 6.4 magnitude earthquake strikes near Tokyo's 'ring of fire' coast
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Thu September 22, 2016
(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
The 'God told me to' legal defense rarely works when you set fire to your mom's house
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(Polygon)
 
 
 
Nathan Fillion to Firefly fans: Get a life
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Wed September 21, 2016
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
You know that you're a serious addict when your house is on fire and you choose to save your drugs over your dogs
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Detroit Fire Department in trouble for making a light beer commercial
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(UPI)
 
 
 
In a move that totes won't result in Seoul being destroyed in a biblical hail of rocket and tube artillery fire, the South Korean government is developing a military plan to remove Best Korea's leader from power
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Wilford Brimley lookalike arrested on five counts of aggravated assault with a firearm, pointing a gun at another, terroristic threats, DUI and probation violations. No word on his diabeetus
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Jury awards $277,000 to ex-Dollar General cashier who was fired for drinking orange juice to treat her diabetic condition
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Not only did Wells Fargo fire employees who set up fake accounts but they also fired employees who called an ethics hotline to report the practice. Details are in TFA but subby couldn't get past CNN using the term "pin number"
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(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
Indonesia says Google has paid only 0.1% of taxes in the past five years. Google immediately fires their Indonesian accounting team for overpaying
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Tue September 20, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: Woman dies in house fire after lighting 17 candles for imaginary boyfriend
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Russia claims no evidence of attack on UN convoy, says a "mysterious fire" destroyed 18 relief trucks and killed 20 aid workers
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Mon September 19, 2016
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Syria declares Cease-Cease-Fire
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
One of the Deplorables crawls out of the basket in South Dakota and goes on to Facebook to advocate voting for Trump, oh, and making "those people" slaves again. Not shockingly, he promptly loses his job as a firefighter
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Sat September 17, 2016
(Dlisted)
 
 
 
Um-bappa-um-bappa-mao-mao. My heart's on fire for Elvira's 65th B-day
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Angela Merkel describes the EU as in a "critical situation", which is German for "raging dumpster fire"
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Fri September 16, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Facebook, having been forced to change their trending topics due to complaints from Conservatives, now being forced to fight fake news trending because they fired everyone
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Thu September 15, 2016
(Baton Rouge Advocate)
 
 
 
Millennial, cellphone in hand, rushes past firefighters into a burning home to rescue: A) an elderly resident. b) a beloved pet. Or c) his laptop because it contains the only copies of his two novels
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
That time the Air Force fired 208 rockets trying to take down a drone over southern California
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Matt Bevin's call for "redemption" has stoked racist embers to spark a fire unseen since the days of slavery
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(The Stack)
 
 
 
For your safety and security, the great firewall of America is coming - currently being trialled in the UK
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Wed September 14, 2016
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Pluto is treating its big moon like a fire hydrant
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Shots fired from the Cincinnati zoo director.... Again
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Tue September 13, 2016
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Arson unlikely in covered bridge fire. So what, then? Spontaneous huge span combustion?
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Mon September 12, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
The Wells Fargo exec who leads its business unit responsible for setting up over two million fake accounts has been fired and will pay for what she did. Just kidding, she's set to retire at the end of the year with a $124 million payday
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(War is Boring)
 
 
 
A detailed account of the raging dumpster fire that is the current state of the F-35 program
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Sun September 11, 2016
(WWE)
 
 
 
Will AJ Styles be the smiling face on our TV? Through the darkest days against Bray, will Randy Orton's fire burn, always? Will Miz form one dark flame and incinerate Dolph Ziggler? Find out on WWE Backlash, 8pm ET on WWE Network, kickoff show at 7pm
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(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
Soon, anyone will be able to easily make their own drone in their garage. This will purely be a force for good and absolutely cannot backfire
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Sat September 10, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Sisyphus successfully pushes ceasefire deal up Russian hill
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
For decades, women have had few choices when it comes to the clothing they can wear to hide the fact they're carrying a firearm. Happily, those days are over
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Fri September 09, 2016
(The Local)
 
 
 
Bishop of Mallorca fired from post by Vatican due to "improper relationship". Clearly, as a relationship with an adult female is pretty much as improper as it can get for a Catholic clergyman
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Like raptor hunting, upside-down-girl foot archery, and guys on fire riding horses? Then check out the Kyrgyz World Nomad Games
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
And for today's MLB instructional video - let's see if Gerardo Parra can start a fire in the Rockies dugout using two pieces of a broken bat
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Thu September 08, 2016
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
After last week's fireworks, tonight we have another launch from Cape Canaveral by ULA with an Atlas V carrying OSIRIS-REx asteroid retrieval mission at 7:05pm EDT on NASA TV
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Wed September 07, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Fired 49er Bruce Miller's tailspin on the weekend started with a drunken brawl over a sammich
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
AT&T figures the net neutrality fire has died down enough to exempt its own streaming services from data caps while strongly enforcing them for others unless they pay up
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Tue September 06, 2016
(The Local)
 
 
 
Swiss space technology firm "S3" latest hot tip. Its CEO is on fire
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Nick Saban continues his strategy of collecting fired USC coaches. Paul Hackett seen anxiously waiting by his phone
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
We understand if you feel the need to light a stick of incense after using your workplace's bathroom. Just don't put it on a cardboard box
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Mon September 05, 2016
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Disney: It was supposed to do that, everyone loves fireworks exploding under their cars, it's part of the American experience, shut up, look over there *runs away*
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
New aquarium in Arizona is open for only one day before it catches on fire
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Sun September 04, 2016
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
What better way to celebrate the 350th anniversary of the Great London Fire than with fire gardens?
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
This story has it all: terrorism, blackmail, a Rube Goldberg/Heath Robinsonesque arson conspiracy involving LogMeIn, a printer and a piece of string. Everything except a decent headline
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(Salon)
 
 
 
From "Nobody got fired at the campaign today" to "He doesn't hurl personal insults": An inside look at how Trump stole the Most Dishonest trophy from right under the Clinton campaign's nose
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
"Donald Trump and I are both going to release our tax returns." Ever seen a VP candidate get fired?
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
If you're going to set fire to your ex-boyfriend's car, do your research on said car before torching it
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Fri September 02, 2016
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
The head of CBS Sports would like to remind everyone that it's our fault that he fired Mike Carey from his job disagreeing with the on-field refs during replay challenges
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Thu September 01, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
The Samsung Galaxy Note 7 is really catching fire, which would be great news for Samsung, except we mean that literally
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Wed August 31, 2016
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Will Fark's firewall get pwned by fsociety again? Find out tonight on Mr. Robot, 10 PM on USA
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Boeing patents giant bullet to kill forest fires
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(iNews (UK))
 
 
 
It wasn't just fans who cried when Firefly got canceled
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Tue August 30, 2016
(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
Heated argument over Flamin' Hot Cheetos causes Crook (name and job title) to ignite his rage. He gets all fired up and tries to torch the gas station
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(WWE)
 
 
 
HOW will Daniel Bryan respond to last week's HOT FIRE from the Miz? WHAT is in store for Dean Ambrose and AJ Styles? WHEN will we see Heath Slater's 17 kids? It is YOUR Smackdown Live thread. (8pm on USA)
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Sun August 28, 2016
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
At least 90 drug cases in Houston will be tossed out because a deputy "destroyed" the evidence in the "overcrowded property room." The deputy has since been "fired"
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Sat August 27, 2016
(IndyCar)
 
 
 
After an 1,831 hour rain delay, Indy is ready to fire 'em up again at Texas Motor Speedway (9:30 pm ET, NBCSN)
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Fri August 26, 2016
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Your fireworks may be a little too powerful if your fingers are found in another state
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
As everyone's attention turns to the "alt-right" debate between Hillary and Trump, the folks beating the drum about the Clinton Foundation are basically reduced to, "Hey guys...look, there's fire here with all the smoke. Where'd everyone go? Hello?"
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(UPI)
 
 
 
New study shows that memory activation, exposure help alleviate arachnophobia. So does killing them with fire, but hey, each to their own
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Thu August 25, 2016
(KY3 Springfield)
 
 
 
"Kill it with fire" is just an expression, people
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Dozens of rounds fired in drive-by shooting injure no one, as apparently the Imperial Stormtroopers are getting rowdy again
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(RealClearPolitics)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton: "where there's smoke-there's fire" is just a right-wing conspiracy
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Free mobile laundromat will serve the homeless with six washers that hook up to fire hydrants
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A waiter opens fire on customers after they complain about a incorrect order at a steak house where the staff are supposed to carry fake guns. Why yes this did happen in Texas
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(China Daily)
 
 
 
Teacher fired by college for going on sick leave without permission. When she dies of ovarian cancer, college officials go to her family and say ooooooh she really was sick, sorry about the firing, how's $75,000 sound, and we hope you don't sue us
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Milwaukee's on fire, Detroit is a cesspool, Louisiana's underwater, Italy is cleaning up, we have two professional liars running for President --- but hey, let's take a moment and focus on the problems of men who want to breastfeed
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Wed August 24, 2016
(Fox 61 Connecticut)
 
 
 
You might be a ballsy, but not too bright wannabe arms dealer if you break into the State Police Firearms Training Unit and steal 11 non-lethal training guns and their ammo
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(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
Now witness the firepower of this fully ARMED and OPERATIONAL torrent seedbox
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(CNN)
 
 
 
North Korea threatens to turn the U.S. into a "heap of ashes." People living near the wildfires in California and Washington: "Too late"
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
American University of Kabul, Afghanistan, is under attack with explosions and gunfire ongoing. American professors and hundreds of students in danger with an unknown number of casualties
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Tue August 23, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The show moves westward to Silicon Valley. Can Donna and Cam make Mutiny the dial-up version of WoW? Will Gordon stop whining? Will Joe cause the Challenger Accident? Can we just get a Bosworth spinoff? "Halt and Catch Fire" Season 3, AMC, 9 PM EST
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Sun August 21, 2016
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Two men fined $110 and $440 for illegal lawn mowing. And $37M for the forest fire it caused. Do you take Visa?
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
15,000 networks around the world still use the Cisco firewalls that are compromised by the NSA tools that were stolen last week
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(Ultimate Guitar)
 
 
 
Album art is in the Eye of the Beholder, Momma Said. Sad But True. Hopefully we'll get Justice for All, but I expect a Blitzkrieg when they Fight Fire With Fire. Fade to Black
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Sat August 20, 2016
(KSBY San Luis Obispo)
 
 
 
Hearst Castle tours cancelled as fire approaches. Good thing they have a moat
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Hey, kids, now that summer break is over, remember to take plenty of paper, pens & pencils to school, and remove all firearms from vehicles before driving there
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Brietbart's DC editor penned an "open letter" calling Trump "dangerous" and saying his proposed policies posed a "serious threat" to the country; but he only wrote it because he was trying to get his ex-reporter Michelle Fields fired from her new job
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Fri August 19, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
It was wrong to fire Larry Wilmore because Black Lives Matter
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Thu August 18, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Woman turning 105 knows exactly what she wants for her birthday, and what she wants is a hot fireman with tattoos to bring her cake
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Why do they swim so fast? Because their pants are on fire
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Facebook commenters rage on TV station for showing footage of cross burning in SoCal wildfires
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Wed August 17, 2016
(WBAL-TV Baltimore)
 
 
 
Dog dies while shielding 8-month-old baby from house fire. Heaven will welcome him with a big juicy steak. (GoFundMe link at the bottom of the page to help mom and baby who lost everything.)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Oh, and watch out for the firenados while in Oregon"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Shiat's on fire, yo. No travel between LA and Vegas on the 15, and the Summit Inn at the top of the pass is gone
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Firefly: The Animated Series
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Mon August 15, 2016
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Stan Kroenke to finally fire Jeff "500" Fisher. Just kidding, based on the Rams amazing pre-season, Kroenke wants to sign him to a new contract before the regular season even begins
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Sun August 14, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Hot tub fire machine
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Sat August 13, 2016
(Vulture)
 
 
 
Ex-Warner Brothers exec demolishes Zack Snyder and WB president for screwing up DC in open letter. "If I worked at a donut stand and kept farking up donuts, I'd be fired"
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Fri August 12, 2016
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Cops confiscate 44 pounds of psychedelic mushrooms found inside a home under a giant toadstool surrounded by dryads and centaurs locked in a timeless battle with fire-breathing llamas ridden by digital leaf people burrowing out from your mind's eye
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Dumpster Fire Enthusiast to hold fundraiser that requires $1k minimum donation in Minneapolis, however time and location of fundraiser to be sent after check clears. Not suspicious at all
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Thu August 11, 2016
(Time)
 
 
 
Clinton staffers following the Trump campaign: "On other campaigns, we would have to scrounge for crumbs. Here, it's a fire hose" ...it's comedy gold Jerry
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Mining company defends use of bikini video to promote Ontario's Ring of Fire
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Firefighters search for multiple missing people after huge explosion rips through an apartment building in suburb of DC. One question, why was Starsky there?
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(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
Ford Pinto crashes into fire hydrant, doesn't explode. In other news, a Pinto was still on the road
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(WBTV 3 Charlotte)
 
 
 
Trump campaign state director fired, unlike the weapon he brandished at least three times against fellow campaign workers
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Wed August 10, 2016
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Good news: Scientists think they have an all-natural way to clean up oil spills. Bad news: The method requires fire tornadoes
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