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93 headlines found matching 'finds'
Sun September 25, 2016
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(MSN)
 
 
 
This is how bad it has gotten for cops these days: GA policewoman shot by a black man while on duty finds herself charged with four felonies, all because the black guy didn't exist...and she wasn't actually shot
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Fri September 23, 2016
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Museum's restoration of a large fish finds 1883 newspaper stuffed inside ... announcing the landing of the fish
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Thu September 22, 2016
(CBS St. Louis)
 
 
 
Federal Judge finds that words actually mean something, even in contracts, and rules that since the St. Louis Rams made season ticket holders buy "personal seat licenses", the LA Rams owe them either tickets in the new stadium or a refund of their PSL
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Wed September 21, 2016
(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Woman finds big ball of nope in her bathtub after illegal snake breeder moves out of downstairs apartment
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Kid eating alone in lunchroom suddenly finds himself surrounded
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Sat September 17, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mark Zuckerberg, who spent $30 million to make a family compound by demolishing surrounding homes, finds out that the Palo Alto architectural review board is not very neighborly
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
70-year-old fan finds a loophole in a 1957 Bazooka gum baseball contest, sends in an entry and wins top prize
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Fri September 16, 2016
(KESQ Palm Springs)
 
 
 
Dumbass thief breaks into children's center of YMCA, makes off with fake money he finds in toy cash register
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Study finds tattoos can improve your chances of getting hired. Mr. Cool Ice unavailable for comment
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(Fark)
 
 
 
I just had sex with my next door neighbor and now my wife just called home to tell me she's leaving work early today and will be home in about 20 mins. What excuse do I use when she finds the bed sheets in the washing machine?
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Wed September 14, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
News: 93 room hotel with 350 seat auditorium, daycare, restaurant, coffee shop, sports club, and health spa/fitness center finds new way to avoid taxes. Fark: By declaring themselves a church
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Tue September 13, 2016
(Gloucestershire Live)
 
 
 
Blessed cheesemaker who lost rare baby cow finds it nine days later alive in sinkhole and lifts it out, after which, now called Sinky, it ran straight to its mum to feed. AAAWWWWWW
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
U.S. military finally finds a use for the B-1B bomber: Scare the living bejeezus out of Kim Jong-Un
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Mon September 12, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
NTSB finds that Southwest flight 3472 lost more than just a cowling
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Fri September 09, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
Study finds hospitals inflate the prices of some services by 20 times or more. Why? BECAUSE THEY CAN. What are you going to do about it, citizen? Nothing. Mu-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Clickbait headline: "Modesto man finds giant gold nugget, may have struck it rich." Reality: Nugget "could fetch as high as $60,000," for a guy living near the Bay Area
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Amateur cyclist out for a casual ride finds himself leading the Tour of Britain
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Thu September 08, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
Depressing news. Most Americans who have depression don't receive treatment, a study finds, while most who did receive treatment don't appear to have the disorder
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Wed September 07, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Australian beachgoer finds one 130 million year old dinosaur footprint in the sand, because it was then that dinosaur Jesus carried you
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Teacher finds the perfect solution to stop 8th graders from fidgeting in class - Install cycling machines under their desks. "They now channel their energy in a different way"
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
New study finds 56% of parents admit they check their cell phones while driving. Mostly because checking their texts and e-mails is the only way they can still communicate with their kids
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Tue September 06, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Formula One's likely new owner finds your lack of faith disturbing
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Sat September 03, 2016
(WANE Ft. Wayne)
 
 
 
Note to pizza delivery drivers: the customers phone numbers are to alert them if you are late, not to send weird texts to 15 year old girls
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Fri September 02, 2016
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Pitch Perfect 3 finds itself a new director
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(CBS DC)
 
 
 
Washington Redskins fan finds player's defensive workbooks in a dumpster ... where they probably belong
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Woman gets upset when finds her male co-workers are using an app to tell them when she is menstruating. Obviously picked the wrong time of the month to tell her
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Thu September 01, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Study finds that just one glass of wine a day cuts a woman's chance of conceiving by 18% in a year. So... who wants a refill?
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Mon August 29, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
It's becoming increasingly difficult to separate reality from parody as Sarah Palin falls down and cracks her head and finds a way to turn the incident into an attack on Hillary Clinton
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Sun August 28, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
Scientific review finds Excel is responsible for errors in 20000 percent of scientific papers
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Fri August 26, 2016
(The Local)
 
 
 
Scientific study finds beers of the two biggest German brewery rivals "actually taste almost exactly the same"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Trump campaign finds undeniable proof of voter fraud. Let's just say there's a good reason for the Fail tag here
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Thu August 25, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Poll finds rejection of Trump's immigration views. To be fair, this poll was from last week before his views changed. By the time you read this headline he will have reverted back, though
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Wed August 24, 2016
(Magic Valley)
 
 
 
Conservative shock jock writes long-winded piece calling Neil DeGrasse Tyson a "horse's astrophysicist" and accuses the scientist of "mocking a 9-year-old." Tyson finds out and writes a rebuttal in the comments section eviscerating the man
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Tue August 23, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
Woman cleans out messy purse, finds $157,000 lottery ticket. Subby once found $20 in a coat stored over the winter
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Fox News in full blown denial over the polls. They're dragging out every excuse in the proverbial book. They still have ten weeks of agony and pain which subby finds oh-so entertaining. However, I'm already sick of popcorn. Suggestions?
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Drunk man finds out the hard way that life is not like the cartoons when it comes to squeezing your body through a small hole
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Mon August 22, 2016
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Man finds someone to spend the rest of his life with on dating site, mostly because she killed him after the first date
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Sat August 20, 2016
(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
When one finds a lobster so rare you can't even think about breaking out the butter and lemon because it's a noble thing to let it go
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Investigation by the very dishonest and failing New York Times finds that the Trump empire is up to its ears in debt and is a complex web of holding companies
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Fri August 19, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
How could you even think something sinister was afoot?
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Woman finds out the hard way that it's illegal to happily stab a gila monster in the head with a screwdriver (warning: disturbing pic of dead lizard)
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(Time)
 
 
 
New poll finds that 3 out of 5 Trump-supporting Texans support secession if Hillary Clinton is elected President. The other 2 still want to secede no matter who becomes President
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Hitler finds out Trump is losing every poll. "He was supposed to make National Populism mainstream. And the best we could do was to get a bunch of idiots who get off to anime porn"
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Wed August 17, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
President Obama issues a disaster declaration for Louisiana, then finds out they just had a major flood
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Sun August 14, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Study from the Romero Institute finds female cats are more attuned to kittens than males
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Sat August 13, 2016
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Institute for Relentless Killjoys finds that three glasses of milk a day can lead to early death
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Wed August 10, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Study finds cavemen were much smarter than we thought. Geico spokesperson: "Duh"
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Mon August 08, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you appear on a reality TV show, don't be surprised if the press does a little digging into your background .... and finds that your dad had 9 wives and fathered 64 children
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Danish Amateur finds 1000-year-old Viking amulet. Just imagine what a professional Danish person might do
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Times investigation finds "think tanks" are more like "lobbyist lagoons"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Man finds a small worm inside his Tesco cucumber, so of course he gives it a funeral and the supermarket writes a moving poem to celebrate Will's life
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Mon August 01, 2016
(Eater)
 
 
 
Darth Vader toaster finds your lack of jelly disturbing
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Mon July 25, 2016
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
A child psychologist finds himself in hot water after running a Craigslist ad for 'Daddy road trips' in order to teach underage girls how to have "a healthy sex life"
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Fri July 22, 2016
(Gainesville Sun)
 
 
 
Pokemon Go player in Tampa finds a rare Jolteon
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Real estate agent finds 2 women and 63 cats living inside a house and a van, took care of the issue and now plans on selling the property for twice what it is worth
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(WA Today (Australia))
 
 
 
Court clerk finds phone in courtroom. Because this is Fark, you already guessed what was on it
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Thu July 21, 2016
(Digg)
 
 
 
NOAA robot sub finds some nope at the bottom of the Marianas Trench
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Tue July 19, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
New study finds standup comics die earlier than other actors. That's cold, Jerry. COLD
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Mon July 18, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
New study finds residents of red light district enjoy living there, say 'it's better than daytime TV'
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Fri July 15, 2016
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Phil Mickelson finds yet another way to lose at the British Open
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Wed July 13, 2016
(Duluth News Tribune)
 
 
 
Not news: bicyclist finds baby alligator along trail. Fark: in northern Minnesota
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Science finds that grilling over charcoal is superior to turning meat into smoking garbage in a gas grill, so let us speak no more about this
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Breastfeeding employee looking for a private room at her place of work where she can express her milk is told to use the store's computer server room. Fark: Woman finds out a few days later that the room has a surveillance camera
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Tue July 12, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Nine-year-old Indiana girl finds baby in her backyard. Indiana white storks wanted for questioning
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Sun July 10, 2016
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Man finds new Pokemon named Placentonoid
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Woman finds winning lottery ticket while doing taxes, hopefully doesn't get bumped into higher tax bracket
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Fri July 08, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
NASA finds message in Morse code written in the sand dunes of Mars. Would you like to know more?
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Thu July 07, 2016
(Vice)
 
 
 
Only child finds what it's like to find her 17 sperm donor siblings on the Internet
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Tue June 28, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Imam finds himself in a pickle after pieces of cucumber are found in his rectum
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(CSO Online)
 
 
 
Study of obvious things finds resold hard drives on eBay, Craigslist are often still ripe with leftover data
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
CNN anchor Chris Cuomo finds a way to combine the two loves of his life: drinking and driving his restored Pontiac Firebird in illegal street races
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Fri June 24, 2016
(C|Net)
 
 
 
EBay archaeologist finds two unreleased Nirvana songs. In other news, eBay archaeologists are a thing
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Thu June 23, 2016
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Trump campaign finds solution to its fundraising problems
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Marketing study finds that consumers will sign any contract without reading it as long as they get a coffee out of the deal
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(Brisbane Times)
 
 
 
Australian woman finds 5 meters of nope in her guest room
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Drummer for 90s Christian rockers Jars of Clay finds more settled life as traffic cop in Franklin, TN, supporting wife and kids, helping motorists, and teaching new officers how to operate their firearms. Not bad for a drummer
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Fri June 17, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Not to be outdone by Jesus in a piece of French Toast or the many other places that Jesus appears, man finds Allah in a slice of watermelon
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Survey finds most commonly used "other interests" words on resumes, by state. Pop Quiz: match these words with the respective state: Batman, Patriots, Twitch, Gay, Lebron, Heroin - Iowa, Ohio, West Virginia, Oklahoma, Alabama, Hawaii
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Thu June 16, 2016
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Survey from the "No, shiat & Sherlock Investor Group" finds people want to get rich quick with no risk
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Wed June 15, 2016
(Cosmopolitan)
 
 
 
National sex survey finds that Catholic girls have the most orgasms
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Tue June 14, 2016
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Turf cutter finds 22 pound chunk of 2,000 year old bog butter. Euphemism blizzard or news, you decide
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Fri June 10, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The rain advances like a king In awful majesty / Hear, dearest, how his thunders ring / Like royal drums, and see / His lightning-banners wave; a cloud / For elephant he rides, / And finds his welcome from the crowd / Of lovers and of brides
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Thu June 09, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Woman posts home security footage to Facebook, finds out mysterious intruder who hugs her dog is 7-year-old whose own dog died last year: "Josh talks about your dog all the time"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Young boy infected by what appears to be Greyscale. Let's hope Jorah Mormont finds the cure soon
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Wed June 08, 2016
(Xinhua)
 
 
 
Poll finds most American voters looking forward to November election with enthusiasm usually reserved for sigmoidoscopies
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Tue June 07, 2016
(The Planetary Society)
 
 
 
Mars rover Opportunity finds surprising evidence of water on Mars. This is not a repeat of every other year since 2004. In unrelated news NASA overcame a computer bug in the rover and continues to take pretty pictures
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Sat June 04, 2016
(Beaver County Times)
 
 
 
Beaver woman finds snake on her SUV. Not a euphemism
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(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
'No duh' study of the week finds: Lego toys are getting more weaponized
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Thu June 02, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Wisconsin teen finds out the hard way that if you don't want to end up sobbing in your mugshot then don't get drunk, expose yourself, and try to rape the host's wife at a party your mom is also at
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(Psych Central)
 
 
 
"New research finds that men who are perceived as low in masculinity by women can significantly improve this opinion by simply applying deodorant"
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Wed June 01, 2016
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Explosive investigation finds that defective Takata air bags are still being installed in new cars
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Sun May 29, 2016
(Science Alert)
 
 
 
New research finds that letting a baby cry itself to sleep won't harm its health, but will harm your 5 hour flight
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Study finds neathderthals were stocky from birth, your mom
 

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