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90 headlines found matching 'finds'
Fri August 28, 2015
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Study finds that Psychology isn't Mathematics
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Thu August 27, 2015
(eWeek)
 
 
 
Survey finds that millennials expect loss of their personal data online. Although most don't care since the only thing they have to their name are their college tuition loans
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Tue August 25, 2015
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Man finds out that having his penis injected with fix-a-flat will not improve his love life
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Norwegian man finally finds car after having forgotten where he parked it three weeks ago. Here's hoping he hasn't lost his keys
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Mon August 24, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Floyd Mayweather looks around for something to spend $5 million on, and finds another rare sports car. How rare? Only TWO in the entire world
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Sat August 22, 2015
(Metronews.ca)
 
 
 
Cab driver finds a bag containing over $10,000 that was left by a passenger. Does the right thing and hand delivers it to the rightful owners
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Thu August 20, 2015
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Study finds you can slap an 'organic' label on any damn food at all and people will think it tastes better
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Survey finds 3 out of 4 employees witness childish behavior in the workplace
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Four year old accidentally finds himself in the middle of a rugby league match, proceeds to run the length of the field and score
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Wed August 19, 2015
(Vox)
 
 
 
New study finds hedge funds are a scam. Still
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Tue August 18, 2015
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Tea Party Governor of Texas Greg Abbott finds out the hard way that when his supporters said they wanted a Jesus-loving Christian as governor, that description does NOT include idol-worshipping Catholic papists
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(Today)
 
 
 
Have a daughter who finds it hard to get up for the first day of school? Hire a five piece jazz band to play in her bedroom
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(28)
 


Mon August 17, 2015
(Fark)
 
 
 
Oswald's gravestone will be returned back...and to the left, Oscar Pistorius' cattle grid, and Barry Bonds finds a sport where there's absolutely no doping: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 8/9 - 8/15
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Sat August 15, 2015
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Investigation finds you're better off having a drunken guy who poops on the beverage cart on your flight than a federal air marshal
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Fri August 14, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The world's oldest living cat has seen into the center of you and finds it lacking
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(44)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
TLC finally finds a way to repurpose all their unused '19 Kids and Counting' and 'Here Comes Honey Boo Boo' footage
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Thu August 13, 2015
(CBS Atlanta)
 
 
 
Study finds smart people live longer. Unfortunately, dumb people still live past breeding age
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Wed August 12, 2015
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Flinders University survey finds almost one in five women are interested in a labiaplasty. Stupid Flinders
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Tue August 11, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
NASA study finds that 2 in 10 air traffic controllers had committed significant errors in the previous year and that schedules worked by 76 percent of controllers in the field study led to chronic fatigue
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Sun August 09, 2015
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Study of amateur long distance runners finds that a third of the time, they are thinking, "This sucks" or "This hurts." This is why you never see a runner smiling
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Fri August 07, 2015
(NYPost)
 
 
 
NYC Dept. of Ed. finds 11th-graders reading "The Three Little Pigs". Investigation promises to blow the house down
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(Time)
 
 
 
New study finds that horses smile and pout just like humans. Which finally explains why John Elway played all those years for the Broncos
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(15)
 


Mon August 03, 2015
(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Navy guy finds out the hard way that tossing your cellphone full of seamen pics into the trash can come back to haunt you
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Sun August 02, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Man loses cell phone, blames Gypsys, finds out Chinese guy had it, leaves Paris. There, I just saved you five minutes
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Thu July 30, 2015
(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Jury finds man guilty of decapitating his girlfriend, and judge declares he will beheading to prison for the rest of his life
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Wed July 29, 2015
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Bloomberg finds that GOP frontrunner Donald Trump's fortune is nowhere near as UGE as he claims
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Tue July 28, 2015
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
French teen finds 560,000 year-old tooth, can't handle it
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(13)
 


Mon July 27, 2015
(Bring Me the News)
 
 
 
Distracted Drivers crackdown finds drunk drivers, texters, people doing long division, eating. . .wait what?
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Sat July 25, 2015
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Couple finds WWII dog tag buried in their garden, discover the man it belonged to is still alive, then he comes over to their house and quotes them the number on it from memory after 70 years
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Fri July 24, 2015
(Some Guy)
 
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Father finds out his son is a bully ... So he puts him in the ring with a pro boxer
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(59)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Analysis of vocabulary used by 99 of the biggest-selling artists finds Eminem and Kanye West ahead of Bob Dylan and the Beatles for number of words used. No details regarding number of words used correctly
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Thu July 23, 2015
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Study finds abrupt climate change may have rocked the cradle of love. I mean, civilization. Rocked the cradle of civilization
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Wed July 22, 2015
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
With Sharknado 3 imminent, statistician finds that MLB teams with aquatic reference in their name (Mariners, Marlins, Rays and Pirates) have 56-34 record following SyFy premiere of Sharknado films, while rest of baseball is just 283-305
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Tue July 21, 2015
(UPI)
 
 
 
Study finds having children makes men gain weight. Yeah, alcohol will do that
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Sat July 18, 2015
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Orlando woman with career 21 arrests elected city commissioner, reforms life. Just kidding. Raid on her house finds 60 grams meth, 37 grams coke, 152 grams weed, two handguns, and a partridge in a pear tree
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Wed July 15, 2015
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
German court finds 'Accountant of Auschwitz' guilty. Luckily he's got a good head for numbers, so he can keep track of all 300,000 murder charges
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Woman finds giant NOPE growing in her bathroom
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Mon July 13, 2015
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Advertising agency finally finds the perfect male model ... and it's a woman
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Tour schedules updated after vet finds hair bands in dog, Burt's Bees founder dies of all-natural causes, and ↑ ↑↓ ↓← →← →BArbiturates: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 7/5 - 7/11
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
A bag containing $3000 in cash is lying in a street and a hardened drug addict, who is in treatment, finds it. What happens next?
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Fri July 10, 2015
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Veterinarian finds 62 hair bands inside dog during surgery. Tour schedules updated
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Thu July 09, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Survey finds getting married abroad can save you a lot of money, but not as much as not marrying a broad
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Wed July 08, 2015
(Blabbermouth)
 
 
 
Study finds 1980's metalheads and groupies all became drug-addled bums working dead end jobs. Just Kidding, they're actually better adjusted in society than middle-aged or current college-age youth. \m/ -.- \m/
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Tue July 07, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A study of 1,000 38-year-olds finds that many of us are lying about our age
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Mon July 06, 2015
(The Indy Channel)
 
 
 
Study finds attending a music festival can burn calories - along with skin and personal finances
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Not news: Man finds old video game console in his attic. Fark: It's a "Nintendo Playstation" - one of only 200 ever made
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Fri July 03, 2015
(WTVR)
 
 
 
Study finds children with autism don't react to good or bad smells, so feel free to keep the car windows up the morning after you have bratwurst and cabbage. They won't mind
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Adidas finds perfect third-world location for a new shoe factory
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Thu July 02, 2015
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
After moving investigations of corrupt politicians to the Texas Rangers and prosecutions back to each's home town, AG Ken Paxton finds himself being charged with first-degree felony corruption by the Texas Rangers in his home town
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Wed July 01, 2015
(UPI)
 
 
 
Study finds that kindness can be a social lubricant for socially anxious people - so lube up, people
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(11)
 
(Consumer Reports)
 
 
 
New report finds that auto makers have improved cars from being gas guzzlers, but not from being oil guzzlers
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(67)
 


Tue June 30, 2015
(Indiegogo)
 
 
 
Greece finds unique way to solve its budget problem
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Mon June 29, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Study finds link between citrus fruits and melanoma. Time to find a new mixer for your vodak
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Sun June 28, 2015
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Paris Hilton finds out the life of being an AW isn't all that much fun after almost 'dying' in a pranked plane crash
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Thu June 25, 2015
(Fife Today)
 
 
 
Man finds old painting in the attic: "Saw a juggle of cubes and squares and thought: 'What the hell is this?', then a signature revealed itself in the bottom right-hand corner of the canvas... 'Picasso'"
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Wed June 24, 2015
(CBS News)
 
 
 
New data finds that mothers should be paid an extra $66,500 a year to make up for the stress of having children. Which coincidentally is exactly enough to cover the cost of hiring a nanny
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(Washington Free Beacon)
 
 
 
Audit finds some Amtrak workers claim to have worked up to 40 hours a day. It's the biggest case of time card padding since several members of Congress say they worked 40 hours a week
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Tue June 23, 2015
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Study finds electric cars are actually worse for the environment than gas-powered cars
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(Elite Daily)
 
 
 
Focus group finds that girls with glasses are scientifically hotter
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Fri June 19, 2015
(Sporting News)
 
 
 
Dale Earnhardt Jr. goes to Germany to trace his family history, finds out his ancestors were loved by local rednecks in spite of repeatedly wrecking neighbors' wagons
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Fri June 12, 2015
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Cleveland judge finds probable cause to charge two police officers in Tamir Rice shooting, suggests prosecutors consider it pretty please. National media news flashes the non-binding opinion
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Wed June 10, 2015
(ABC)
 
 
 
Woman finds iguana clogging her toilet, vows to put him on a low fiber diet
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Tue June 09, 2015
(TV Equals)
 
 
 
On the season finale of iZombie, Ravi continues to search for a cure, Major finds himself in an unbelievable situation, and Blaine makes Liv an offer she can't refuse. Tonight at 9:00 on the CW
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Sat June 06, 2015
(MSN)
 
 
 
Oh deer, rejected ugly-ass baby white-face fawn finds a new home at an animal farm
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Fri June 05, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Research finds chimpanzees have the mental capacity to cook food, but they're usually too tired after work so they just order in
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(9)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Canadian woman finds biological father, who lives in Thailand as an Elvis impersonator
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(15)
 


Thu June 04, 2015
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Contrary to what Disney always told us, science finds goofy orbits around Pluto
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(22)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Preliminary NTSB report of Philadelphia Amtrak crash finds the train was in perfect working order and the tracks in good shape. The problem apparently started when the two somehow got separated
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Mon June 01, 2015
(WA Today (Australia))
 
 
 
University astronomy student discovers huge tubes of plasma in upper atmosphere. Big enough deal that the article finds way to mention 'huge tubes of plasma" in every paragraph. Huge Tubes Of Plasma
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Sun May 31, 2015
(WorldWide Weird News)
 
 
 
UK man finds a bullet in his glass of beer, immediately complains of eating in a low caliber restaurant
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Sat May 30, 2015
(KVAL Eugene)
 
 
 
Family finds out the hard way that there are old mushroom identifying apps and bold mushroom identifying apps, but no old and bold mushroom identifying apps
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Fri May 29, 2015
(ABC 27)
 
 
 
Woman buys a baby photo of somebody from decades ago, finds the person who was the baby in the photo thereafter
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(Gallup)
 
 
 
Gallup poll finds Mississippi as the fattest state, with 35.2% of the population considered obese. There is a word for the other 64.8% who aren't yet at a dangerous level. Tourists
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Sun May 24, 2015
(Bakersfield Now)
 
 
 
Iraq war veteran who lost his legs in combat finds a brand new friend in a rescue dog named Tango who is also missing a leg. "Being as I'm an amputee, as well, we thought ... maybe we could teach each other a few things"
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(16)
 


Sat May 23, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Man finds himself the owner of the only Porshce 911 ever made
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(48)
 


Thu May 21, 2015
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Study finds that lawmakers only listen to the loudest, most batshiat crazy among us, finally explains Louie Gohmert
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Wed May 20, 2015
(Society for Science)
 
 
 
Teenage historian finds that Marvel comic books have been getting more heroine-friendly and gender-equal over past 50 years. This is bad news ... for Gamergaters
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Mon May 18, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Study finds gay, bisexual teens more likely to get pregnant than straight peers. Wait, what?
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Fri May 15, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Survey finds most people would rather stick their heads in the office microwave than make small talk with a colleague, so it's not just you
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(8)
 


Thu May 14, 2015
(US News)
 
 
 
After seven weeks, a zoo finds out they have a baby girl hippo. No word on if it will be part of a live Fantasia remake
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(21)
 


Tue May 12, 2015
(UPI)
 
 
 
Study finds that outside of Fark, wealthy, educated men drink the most
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(12)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Liking pictures of pretty women on Instagram is all fun and games until the woman you are actually dating finds out. (Not safe for work Language)
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Mon May 11, 2015
(Metro)
 
 
 
Study finds having too much sex can make you unhappy - another bullet Farkers have dodged
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(45)
 


Sun May 10, 2015
(Empire State Tribune)
 
 
 
Romero Institute releases study that finds women's doctored dating profile pictures land more first dates but make men think they're dishonest
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Sat May 09, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Research finds that the Atkins diet has one small side effect besides possible weight gain ... early death
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Thu May 07, 2015
(The Chronicle-Telegram)
 
 
 
Bad day: Your house catches fire. Worse day: The fire department finds your drugs
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(26)
 
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Woman finds packet of cocaine inside granola bar, hopes to win exclusive tour of cartel
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Wed May 06, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Government watchdog finds that 1,580 IRS workers evaded taxes over a 10-year period - some even receiving promotions and bonuses after they were caught
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Sun May 03, 2015
(CBS 46 Atlanta)
 
 
 
HS student tries to hack into school's computer system in order to change a failed grade. Unable to do so, proceeds to light computer lab on fire. Finds out that besides Fire, F also stands for Five Felony charges and FAIL
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(WorldWide Weird News)
 
 
 
Don't you just hate when the doctor counts the sponges after your operation and finds that he's one short?
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