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Fri March 19, 2010
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(Some Guy) Scary You know it's a good after-school girl-fight when an AK-47 was fired  (thepittsburghchannel.com) (101)

Wed March 10, 2010
(New York Daily News) Weird Actual headline: "Weiner Avoids Morning 'Sword Fights' With Rahm Emanuel"  (nydailynews.com) (81)
(Washington Post) Followup "Just seven minutes into Glenn Beck's hour-long interview of Eric Massa on Tuesday evening, things had already gone very wrong". How wrong? Two words: tickle fights  (washingtonpost.com) (211)

Tue March 09, 2010
(BBC) Interesting England has found a way of ridding itself of superweed that doesn't involve college freshmen  (news.bbc.co.uk) (17)
(Aggrogate) Fail Star Trek Online: it goes boldly, but not very well  (aggrogate.com) (178)

Sun March 07, 2010
(St. Petersburg Times) Florida Verizon says that a death certificate is not enough to prove that a person is dead, continues to bill dead man  (tampabay.com) (213)

Wed March 03, 2010
(Discover) Amusing Female dung beetles evolved elaborate horns so they'd win fights over precious, grade-A, top-quality poo  (blogs.discovermagazine.com) (20)

Wed February 24, 2010
(Some Guy) Hero Teen girl fights off would-be attackers on today's episode of "Ow my balls"  (heraldsun.com.au) (98)

Tue February 23, 2010
(Denver Channel) Asinine Not News: City fights to euthanize "vicious dog", News: dog is tiny showdog Dachsund, Fark: who bit a vet tech during dental surgery  (thedenverchannel.com) (318)

Wed February 17, 2010
(Gamma Squad) Cool Woody Harrelson dons a homemade superhero costume and fights crime with a teenaged prostitute. Also, he's in a movie  (gammasquad.uproxx.com) (46)

Tue February 16, 2010
(The New York Times) Interesting Americans on health care bill: Can we just scrap it and start over with a new one? White House: Yes we can  (prescriptions.blogs.nytimes.com) (368)

Mon February 15, 2010
(The Tennessean) Asinine While the rest of the nation fights over Obamacare, Tennessee's own "TennCare" system has been a resounding success these past several years. Just kidding, it consumes 24% of their budget and is still under tremendous debt  (tennessean.com) (317)

Sat February 13, 2010
(The New York Times) Stupid Just when you thought young nurses couldn't be any sexier, you find out they're prone to catty fights involving something called "horizontal violence"  (well.blogs.nytimes.com) (92)
(TMZ) Amusing Former Power Ranger challenges Jean Claude Van Damme to a fight for allegedly blowing him off at a Power Ranger movie premiere 15 years ago  (tmz.com) (85)

Thu February 11, 2010
(SeattlePI) Scary Eternal battle between douchebag bicyclist and douchebag driver descends to level of hand-to-hand combat  (blog.seattlepi.com) (223)

Mon February 08, 2010
(BBC) Spiffy Activists break out the ultimate weapon against anti-Indian violence in Australia: Vindaloos  (news.bbc.co.uk) (125)

Sun February 07, 2010
(Some Guy) Dumbass Everyone should have a hobby. But that hobby should probably not involve running around a nightclub parking lot naked and high, starting fights with people  (citizensvoice.com) (34)

Thu February 04, 2010
(Science Daily) Interesting "Good" bacteria keep immune system primed, use good manners, tip a generous amount after meals  (sciencedaily.com) (31)

Wed January 20, 2010
(The Sun) Spiffy Don't you love it when a singer gets into a fight with a model over who has bigger breasts? "My t**s are better than hers anyway"  (thesun.co.uk) (65)

Sun January 17, 2010
(Seattle Times) Amusing Assault and robbery is no laughing matter. Except when the suspect is 52 and he grabs the 26-year-old victim's groin while taking his wallet. And then the victim fights back and the suspect passes out from a heart attack  (seattletimes.nwsource.com) (35)
(Daily Mail) Obvious Why beer is the latest hope in fight against cancer  (dailymail.co.uk) (17)

Fri January 15, 2010
(disinfo.com) Stupid In the latest of stupid things to say about Haiti, Danny Glover blames it on our failure to combat global warming  (disinfo.com) (57)

Fri January 08, 2010
(can you hear me now?) Stupid Nimbies fight installation of cell tower. Inside a church steeple. Where no one can see it  (eagletribune.com) (77)

Thu January 07, 2010
(Yahoo) Scary Four out of five detainees released from Gitmo don't go on to join militant groups  (news.yahoo.com) (245)
(E! Online) Stupid And so it begins: Poorly tattooed Asian Myspace dwarf-slut Tila Tequila fights with Nicky Hilton and Bijou Phillips over Casey Johnson's dogs  (eonline.com) (104)

Fri January 01, 2010
(Yahoo) Hero December was the first month since the invasion of Iraq that there wasn't a single American combat death in the country  (news.yahoo.com) (250)

Thu December 31, 2009
(KCCI) Amusing Today's Fark-ready headline: "Iowa woman fights deer with vacuum"  (kcci.com) (58)

Wed December 30, 2009
(The Consumerist) Fail Film fault-finder finds fragrance festoonery frustrating, finagles futile fight for flask's freedom, finally folds, foiled  T-Shirt  (consumerist.com) (33)

Mon December 14, 2009
(Google) Sad Female veterans finding it difficult to find acceptance after combat tours. Come on guys, they've bled for this country more than anyone  (google.com) (429)

Sat December 12, 2009
(Some Guy) Obvious "Mittens are adorable. They are warm and fuzzy. To wear them is to be transported to a childhood of snowball fights and hot chocolate. If they were any more Canadian, they'd speak politely and smell like maple syrup"  (vancouversun.com) (50)

Wed December 09, 2009
(CNN) Obvious New AOL has a tough fight says new president, Kenneth the intern  (money.cnn.com) (38)

Mon December 07, 2009
(Guardian.com) Interesting Craigslist vs. eBay. Two firms enter, one pimp leaves. The battle for who will be America's Sandford and Son rages on  (guardian.co.uk) (59)

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