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Headlines matching 'felony'
Fri February 10, 2012
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(My Fox DC) Asinine Man arrested for felony domestic violence for putting a 3-year-old child in a clothes dryer for punishment. (w/pic of cretin who looks like he went through the dryer himself)  (myfoxdc.com) (51)


Wed February 08, 2012
(Some Guy) Dumbass Judge on the other side of the gavel after dismissing wife's and friends' tickets  (fox17online.com) (38)


Thu January 26, 2012
(TC Palm) Florida If you commit a felony burglary, you might as well go big and swipe just the most expensive stuff. You know, the snack food and maybe a couple of straws  (blogs.tcpalm.com) (2)


Fri January 20, 2012
(Yahoo) Sad One violent sex crime was committed by a soldier every six hours and 40 minutes in 2011. While I admire the stamina, they should probably stop him  (news.yahoo.com) (146)


Thu January 19, 2012
(Daily Kos) Dumbass Newt may have just committed a felony by offering Palin a job for her endorsement. In his defense, he very rarely keeps promises he makes to women  (dailykos.com) (125)


Fri January 13, 2012
(Some Guy) Dumbass Man faces felony after breaking into girl's dorm. "He also said he had drank four beers at a fraternity earlier, but police didn't say which one". Subby will take a guess here and say Genny Cream Ale  (centredaily.com) (89)


Wed January 11, 2012
(Talking Points Memo) Fail James O'Keefe did us all the favor of filming himself conspiring to commit felony vote fraud in New Hampshire yesterday   (tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com) (297)


Mon January 09, 2012
(Yahoo) Stupid California state legislator pleads it-was-the-tumor-what-done-it in $2500 shoplifting case  (news.yahoo.com) (57)


Wed December 21, 2011
(Chicago Tribune) Dumbass Latecomer for the coveted Father of the Year award arrested for putting a photo of his bound and gagged 22-month-old daughter on Facebook  (chicagotribune.com) (109)


Fri December 02, 2011
(YouTube) Asinine Record the police on your own property? 75 years in jail. Subsaharan Africa? China? Suprise, it's Illinois, where recording police is a Class 1 felony and carries the same sentence as rape  (youtube.com) (138)


Thu November 10, 2011
(Some Guy) Amusing Will Philip Rivers shiat the bed three weeks in a row? Will Carson Palmer commit a felony on the way to the game to show he's a real Raider? Your Thursday Night Football thread is here  (nfl.si.com) (770)


Tue November 08, 2011
(Some Guy) Florida You finally got your wife to agree to that threesome, so of course when she starts making out with the other chick you beat her with your belt then throw a TV at her  (naplesnews.com) (145)


Mon November 07, 2011
(Washington Post) Obvious Former DC mayor Marion Barry wants his City Council seat to be filled by son Christopher, who pled guility this year to felony possession of pot and PCP. Sounds about right  (washingtonpost.com) (81)


Tue November 01, 2011
(The Smoking Gun) Florida Nine-year-old girl who was told to stop eating candy on the school bus does the logical thing: spits at the driver, throws rocks at the bus, and then tosses a chair at a cop  (thesmokinggun.com) (395)


Wed October 26, 2011
(Gawker) Strange While I'm sure we can all agree that waffles and pancakes are important, one Senator from Vermont wants to make selling 'fake' maple syrup a federal felony carrying up to five years in jail. What a sap  (gawker.com) (163)


Fri October 21, 2011
(Life.com) Misc What do you get for the Black Panther who has everything and who has been acquitted (barely) of felony murder and who is destined to write a cookbook but just doesn't know it yet? That's right. A really nice sweater  (life.com) (37)

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