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60 headlines found matching 'felony'
Sat May 28, 2016
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Rule 1 of being a getaway driver: Don't run over your wife as she is being pursued by loss prevention officers
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Fri May 27, 2016
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Just because you don't agree with a street preacher condemning your way of life doesn't mean you get to whack him in the back of the head with a bat
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Navy sailor complains about being prosecuted because the photos he took of the nuclear submarine engine room were not marked classified at the time that he took them
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Wed May 25, 2016
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
"Groping Caregiver" sexually assaults 17-year-old mentally challenged girl, gives rise to new punk rock band name
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Tue May 24, 2016
(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Man desperately needing to buy a vowel, loses tenth DUI case using the "beer battered fish defense"
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Mon May 23, 2016
(Fox2 Detroit)
 
 
 
This story has it all. A gun, marijuana, and a box of squirrels
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Thu May 19, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Oklahoma GOP decides to abort a lot of taxpayer money
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Wed May 18, 2016
(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
Cutting crew finds woman's body off interstate, and ooooAHHH she just died in your arms tonight
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Tue May 17, 2016
(WOWT Omaha)
 
 
 
Man on probation goes into Hooters, claims to be an undercover agent on a case. He gets the names of several employees before leaving on his skateboard. And then things get weird
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Sun May 15, 2016
(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
"Florida stripper tried to eat her shirt following DUI arrest"
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Fri May 13, 2016
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Remember, you have to bolt Jesus Christ to the cross, or he may get down and start stabbing people
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Wed May 11, 2016
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Anti-drunk driving lawyer arrested for felony irony in a Lamborghini
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Tue May 10, 2016
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Man commits arm assault against police officer by hitting him over the head with it
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Mon May 09, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Just imagine how bad it would have been had he been christened Seriously Disturbed Dean Bryan
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Wed May 04, 2016
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Man denies threatening bystanders with chainsaw, putting on woman's clothing, hanging around in bars
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Mon May 02, 2016
(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
Man gets 32 years for multiple burglaries and a lack of imagination
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Sun May 01, 2016
(Cal Coast News)
 
 
 
Psychics claim cash is possessed, con victims out of $244,800
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Fri April 29, 2016
(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
School cop who obviously doesn't read Fark investigates 13-year-old for counterfeiting after she tries to pay for lunch with a $2 bill
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Tue April 26, 2016
(Miami New Times)
 
 
 
Is wearing half a beard a thing now?
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Mon April 25, 2016
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Priest convicted of sex crime in San Diego finds home in Oklahoma parish. You bet some people have a problem with this
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Sat April 23, 2016
(ABC11 North Carolina)
 
 
 
North Carolina District Court Judge, who sentenced a veteran suffering from PTSD to jail for lying in court, locked himself away with the defendant for his stay in order to help him by talking through his problems
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Wed April 20, 2016
(Orange County Register)
 
 
 
Protip: When planting evidence to frame an acquaintance, do not use your own easily recognizable sunglass case to stash the meth
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(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
You're going to need an attorney if you're pulled over with a BAC three times the legal limit and an open bottle of vodka and three children in your car. Especially if you ARE an attorney
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Tue April 19, 2016
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Ah, yes, the old 'Cheetos hidden in the groin' trick. Dangerously cheesy
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(WLWT)
 
 
 
Man charged with beating a 2-year-old to death wants all charges dropped on account of not realizing all prison phone conversations are recorded. Also wants a unicorn and naked pictures of Bea Arthur
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Fri April 08, 2016
(Bakersfield Now)
 
 
 
Man arrested for watering his lawn. (while naked, throwing a beer bottle at a deputy and trying to get all stabby with an 8"... Knife)
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Wed April 06, 2016
(KOCO Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
New bill would allow any Oklahoman over 21 to openly carry firearms without a license, training or background checks. This should end well
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Wed March 30, 2016
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Man arrested for protesting at a government hearing into Arizona's voting problems is also charged with assault because the officer patting him down for weapons pricked his finger on an open safety pin hanging from his shorts
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Tue March 29, 2016
(The Courier)
 
 
 
Teen poses as state senator, tours Ohio high school. Principal given detention for gullibility
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Mon March 28, 2016
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Birds and staff returning to the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge deal with Ryan Bundy touching their stuff
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(Fox 32 Chicago)
 
 
 
There goes Peter Cottontail, locked in cuffs and going to jail
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Sat March 19, 2016
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Lawmaker's daughter accused of attacking mom's rival with a staple gun. Very tacky
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Fri March 11, 2016
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Hot felon in the city...stealing hearts, gettin' plenty
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Thu March 10, 2016
(DNA Info)
 
 
 
Brooklyn IHOP worker finds out how much free coffee and orange juice you can give away before being charged with a felony
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Wed March 09, 2016
(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
Bundy protest rally scheduled for Thursday at the Las Vegas courthouse. I'm not saying everyone within 200 miles should drive down and wave dildos at them, but it'd be pretty funny if everyone within 200 miles drove down and waved dildos at them
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(Concord Monitor)
 
 
 
Does this look like the face of a man who would tear down a building with an excavator just for the fun of it?
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Nothing screams classy quite like a big 'GUCCI' tattooed across your forehead
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Tue March 08, 2016
(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Utah to decriminalize bigamy. Wait, no. That should be REcriminalize bigamy. Honest mistake
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(KRON 4)
 
 
 
Soccer player arrested and charged for assaulting a referee. Surprisingly, not Hope Solo
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Sat March 05, 2016
(Lowell Sun)
 
 
 
Man hires hit man to take out his wife, but he turns out to be an undercover cop, so he hires a second hit man to take out the first, and you can guess how that worked out
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
Woman bites off boyfriend's eyebrow. Bert seeks order of protection
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Tue March 01, 2016
(Patch)
 
 
 
The school bus is late picking up your snowflake. Do you C) barge into school, throw a hissy fit, and resist arrest. Bonus: bring along your crack and pipe
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Mon February 29, 2016
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
'Three Men and a Baby' updated for 2016 by replacing 'Baby' with 'Rocket launcher'
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Fri February 26, 2016
(WWSB ABC 7)
 
 
 
Car burglar arrested for the 28th time obviously not very good at crime
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Thu February 25, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The Onion lays off its entire writing staff on news that the Iowa House has passed a bill to allow kids under 14 years of age to possess handguns
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Fri February 19, 2016
(Hickory Daily Record)
 
 
 
Waffle House waitress arrested for mething with coworker's drink, putting him in coma
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Tue February 16, 2016
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Prisoner escapes pen by swallowing two of them
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Woman assaults club bouncer using football and wrestling moves, now is being looked at by the WWE for their next diva
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Thu February 11, 2016
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Hefty Heister bank robber captured. No word on if he used the bags for the money
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Once again, Texas lawmakers break laws. Why does Texas harbor so many criminal types?
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Today's "teacher gets fired after sending nude Snapchat photos and sexually explicit messages to her students" story comes to you from Ponte Vedra Beach, Florida
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Tue February 09, 2016
(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
"The criminal complaint alleges extensive nudity and cunnilingus on the world's tallest observation wheel, which is billed as 'The Happiest Half Hour in Vegas'"
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Michigan's Republican legislators did not pass a law that bans gay sex, but they did implement much needed protections for the state's chickens
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(DFW Star-Telegram)
 
 
 
'Affluenza' mom is off the hook for paying the $3100 taxpayer-footed bill for extradition expenses
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Mon February 08, 2016
(NewNowNext)
 
 
 
Showing that the only water they're worried about is water-based lube, Michigan legislature makes anal sex illegal
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Fri February 05, 2016
(STLToday)
 
 
 
We get all kinds of thieves in here. From the fella who stole a snake and lost it at Lowe's to a guy who stuffed an alligator in his shorts pocket
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Wed February 03, 2016
(Connecticut Post)
 
 
 
What has Jobu been up to since Major League? Well, it appears he shaved his head and got into Santeria (w/ pics)
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Tue February 02, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Texas Ethics Commission (Yes, shockingly, there apparently IS one) tells the state's Attorney General he cannot ask wealthy donors to pay his legal fees as he fights felony securities fraud charges because, come the fark on, really?
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Cliven Bundy anoints himself as the new leader of the Y'all Qaeda standoff, gives notice to Harney County sheriff
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Jumping out a window to escape the cops never works as well in real life as it does in Hollywood. Usually because the cops can just follow the blood trail
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