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67 headlines found matching 'felony'
Fri May 19, 2017
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Pair arrested for having sex in public. Charged with lewdness, ugliness, and "that's just nasty"
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Tue May 16, 2017
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Eight-year-old faces felony charges after multiple vehicle break-ins. *Sniff* they grow up so fast in Florida
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(Gazette Xtra)
 
Weeners
 
Woman yells at husband for watching Internet porn, so he does the only logical thing and threatens to blow his penis off with his gun. Shots fired
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Thu May 11, 2017
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Man arrested for multiple incidents involving a fetish he refers to as "cranking" which entails removing a vehicle's spark plug wires to make the vehicle run roughly to help reach sexual self-gratification. I'm done with the internet for today
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Mon May 08, 2017
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
The Anchorage Police Department does not approve of a bill that would make it illegal for officers to have sexual contact with any prostitutes they're investigating
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Horrific abuse and a coverup shows a Penn State fraternity learned all the wrong lessons from JoePa
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Sat May 06, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Former Green Bay tight end escapes from prison, overdoses, dies, is revived, tries to escape again is finally caught and sent back to prison. Tada
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Thu May 04, 2017
(KSN Wichita)
 
 
 
Group of bounty hunters who surrounded a car in a Walmart parking lot and shot up the vehicle, killing the innocent man, have been charged with murder. IG-88, Bossk, Zuckuss, 4-Lom, and Dengar insist they were set up by Boba Fett and claim innocence
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Guy married to his own mother-in-law
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Wed May 03, 2017
(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Dumb: Faking an injury to get a big payout from workers' compensation. Really dumb: Doing it in view of a security camera
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(KVAL Eugene)
 
 
 
Oregon man submits resume for Benghazi investigation
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Tue May 02, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
If you are a convicted felon legally barred from owning a firearm, do not brandish one on Facebook Live
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(Wrestling Inc)
 
 
 
Sean Waltman: pro-wrestler, porn star, marijuana enthusiast, and now felon
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Fri April 28, 2017
(Times Herald-Record)
 
 
 
"She WILL kill again," says worst defense attorney ever
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Thu April 27, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
Massachusetts Governor: Hey, what if when teenagers send each other sexual text messages we didn't freak out and charge them with felonies?
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Wed April 26, 2017
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Man accused of stealing twenty-six guns to support his heroin addiction. Hey, when you gotta shoot up, you gotta shoot up
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Tue April 25, 2017
(Salon)
 
 
 
Flynnghazi isn't going away, libs
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Mon April 24, 2017
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Offering to kiss state trooper who pulled you over for DUI doesn't help, especially without breath mints, luv
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Sun April 23, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Newly released documents reveal the sordid 20 year history of the first active duty admiral in U.S. history to be convicted of a felony. Come for kickbacks, stay for the sex with Vietnamese prostitutes
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Fri April 21, 2017
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Beat me, Whip me, Make me write checks
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Tue April 18, 2017
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Arizona's "blue lives matter" bill signed into law, giving off-duty police officers in street clothes the same legal protection as if they were on-duty
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Mon April 17, 2017
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
"And that's why my uncle isn't allowed to visit me OR go to the movies anymore"
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Hate buffet of conspiracy theories Alex Jones is just "playing a character," claims his attorney, who tried to defend his client's bigotry in a custody hearing over his three children
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Fri April 14, 2017
(KUTV Utah)
 
 
 
Utah Judge praises former Mormon Bishop as a Great Man while sentencing him for sexually abusing children
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Wed April 12, 2017
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Man pleads mental illness on charges the he committed home invasion armed with dagger, because obviously no one sane goes on a crime spree with only a 1d4 damage weapon
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Tue April 11, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Who knew that adults wearing makeup like the Joker is apparently against Virginia law? Apparently not this guy. Y SO SERIOUS? (with mugshot goodness)
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Mon April 03, 2017
(Rare.us)
 
 
 
Ask Me About My Knife-Wielding, Home Invading Grandson: "Brass knuckles against an AR-15? C'mon. Who was afraid for their life?"
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Thu March 30, 2017
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
♪ Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus, right down the line of cocaine ♪
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Wed March 29, 2017
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Guys, it's not "fake news" when you've been charged with 15 felony counts for your "fake" Planned Parenthood undercover videos
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Mon March 27, 2017
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
It appears a certain Orange Man may be in line for felony conspiracy charges
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Sat March 25, 2017
(Florida Today)
 
 
 
When stealing guns, a PlayStation, cash and other items from a home you might want to take a second to make sure you are taking everything that you came in with. Unless, of course you want to play Cinderella with the police
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Why so serious
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Wed March 22, 2017
(Jocks Behind Bars)
 
 
 
Another mugshot and arrest added to this NFL offseason. This time it's Michael Thomas. Not that Michael Thomas, the other one. Not that one either, damn how many Michael Thomas' this league have?
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Tue March 21, 2017
(TSN)
 
 
 
War Machine facing life in prison, which will make his recovery from paralysis that much harder
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Operation March Sadness nets thirty-eight prostitutes, fifty-one johns, fourteen pimps and one award for 'the worst name for a prostitution sting ever'
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Mon March 20, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
So we've ALL been thinking it, but credit goes to former Rep. David Jolly (R-FL) for being the first to come out and say it publicly: President Donald Trump isn't "intellectually qualified" to be president
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Fri March 17, 2017
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Actual headline: Oklahoma law allows Sen. Ralph Shortey to keep his state retirement even if convicted of prostitution with a minor
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Pro tip: if you're at the airport and attack an employee, shouting "[expletive] Islam, [expletive] ISIS, Trump is here now. He will get rid of all of you. You can ask Germany, Belgium and France about these kind of people. You will see what happens," that's a crime
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Thu March 16, 2017
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Hey man, if you wanna buy some drugs, meet us in the Sheriff's Dept parking lot. We'll be between the Warden's truck and the cop fueling up his patrol car
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Tue March 14, 2017
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-ready headline: Professional poop scooper gets probation for using fake Secret Service ID to impress women online
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Mon March 13, 2017
(Columbus Dispatch)
 
 
 
Being passed out in a McDonald's drive-thru with a loaded gun in the car is no way to go through life. Isn't that right, Ohio State Representative Wes Retherford?
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Sun March 12, 2017
(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Republicans in the Montana legislature introduce a revenge bill to completely defund county attorneys. Can we have a "WTF" tag now?
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Sat March 11, 2017
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Despite all the dildos, they failed to get off
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Fri March 10, 2017
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
"Czuprynski has filed a motion with the courts arguing he can't be an effective lawyer if he can't have alcohol"
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Thu March 09, 2017
(Charleston Post and Courier)
 
 
 
Drunk, bleeding, and carrying a stolen container of gelato is no way to go through your arrest, young man
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Mon March 06, 2017
(Lowering the Bar)
 
 
 
Sunday Sunday Sunday... It's the Weiner Dog Winternationals
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Wed March 01, 2017
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Man arrested after willingly posing as member of Nickelback
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Tue February 28, 2017
(KRTV Great Falls)
 
 
 
Try not to get any more DUIs on your way out of the parking lot
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Mon February 27, 2017
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Today's Mad Libs ready headline: 2-year-old found licking bong in running car
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Fri February 24, 2017
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Man facing felony charges after pulling gun at Chuck E. Cheese's. To be fair, it's a reasonable reaction to being surprised by an animatronic horror mouse
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Fri February 17, 2017
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Orlando man accused of plotting to blow up stores in stock manipulation scheme. To be fair, they DO have a giant Target on them
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Wed February 15, 2017
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Michigan politician arrested for unlawfully driving off with five cars on Valentine's Day so he could make sweet, sweet love. Not in the cars, WITH the cars. Involving spark plug wires
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Florida Woman is transported by ambulance to 7 different hospitals during epic 26-hour doctor shopping spree
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(Herald Dispatch)
 
 
 
Fireworks plus stupid usually equals jail
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Sun February 12, 2017
(WSAZ West Virginia)
 
 
 
Hold my beer. Let's see if I can scare those police officers away with these bottle rockets. Bonus, 11 AM DUI
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Sat February 11, 2017
(Valley Central)
 
 
 
1 down, 2,999,999 to go
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Fri February 10, 2017
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
The People of the State of Indiana would like to thank the American public for removing the horror that was Mike Pence from their government
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Thu February 09, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
While you were busy buying Ivanka shiat, a mother of two U.S.-born kids - who has been in America since she was 14 and was appealing her voluntary deportation order by appearing twice a year at the INS office - was just cuffed and thrown over the border
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(CBS 7 KOSA)
 
 
 
Burglar gets stuck in chimney. The flue season continues
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Wed February 08, 2017
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Not news: man who can't swim drowns. News: with thousands of dollars of cash in pocket. Florida: partner in crime let him drown, got away, and wasn't arrested for five-and-a-half years
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Bounty hunter marries his wife's teenage daughter while using a fake name to dodge felony drug charges and illegally buy guns, even manages to squeeze in a little Florida
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Tue February 07, 2017
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Tom Brady's jersey, which was missing, then safely squared away, is now missing again with the Houston Police and Texas Rangers taking the field
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Wed February 01, 2017
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Haven't seen one of these on Fark in a while so here's the return of mugshot roundup. Come in for number 2, stay for 4,5,12 and 14. Bonus: deslidified for your viewing pleasure
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Wed January 25, 2017
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Woman charged with aggravated battery for pelting police officer with a 'deadly weapon' - her wet and used tampon. Officials are investigating a possible string of crimes
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
A half-dozen reporters have been arrested and hit with felony riot charges (possible 10 years, $25,000) for filming the unrest during Trump's inauguration
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Tue January 24, 2017
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Pacman Jones offered 3 year contract extension with Bengals
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Mon January 23, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Soulja Boy hit with felony gun charges, to be tried as Soulja Adult
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