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Mon March 18, 2019
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Today's 'murica award goes to Jerome Kunkel for first refusing to get vaccinated because of his "Christian faith" and then suing the Northern Kentucky Health Department for banning him from school during a chicken pox outbreak
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
New Jersey man has late fees waived after he returns library book 53 years late. No word on what the book's title was, but we can assume it's not 'How to return library books on time'
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Sun March 17, 2019
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
J K Rowling is writing her own slashfic now
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Wed March 13, 2019
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Boeing has lost $26.6 billion in market value since the 737 Max 8 crash. Some how, some way this will translate into increased fares and baggage fees for flyers. Book it, done
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Tue March 12, 2019
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Everything's digital anyway, and it seems that the main reason yearbooks even exist these days is to provide embarrassment fodder for future generations of politicians. How much longer before high school and college yearbooks cease to be a thing?
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Facebook:"We restored Elizabeth Warren's ads. We good now, right? Go back to play Words with Friends"
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Fri March 08, 2019
(Zillow)
 
 
 
You too can buy Rob Gronkowski's squatty potty for $2.3 million
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Wed March 06, 2019
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
The FDA has determined that Special K can help ameliorate depression. DIFFICULTY: Not the breakfast cereal
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Tue March 05, 2019
(Above the Law)
 
 
 
You submitted a 25-hour workday in your request for attorney's fees, and the judge denies it. Do you: C) Call the judge a succubus. Bonus: In the appellate brief. Double bonus: Attorney was representing sexual harassment victim
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Sun March 03, 2019
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
After 146 years, Coors to charge for tours of flagship brewery. You can still watch horses pissing in stables for free
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Sat March 02, 2019
(News 5 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Library patron who, as a child, stole 1968 issue of Life Magazine featuring The Beatles returns it after 51 years along with $100 check to cover late fees, says he just couldn't let it be
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Fri March 01, 2019
(USA Today)
 
 
 
The Kroger Grocery slogan is "Be particular. Never sell anything you would not want yourself." And now they apparently really do not want Visa's swipe fees for themselves
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
The new threat that is going to kill you and your children -- deranged, dimensionally challenged advertising
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Wed February 27, 2019
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Here's Congressman Mark Meadows (R - eally not racist, and I'm going to hijack this hearing because my fee fees were hurt) saying that "2012 is the time we are going to send Mr. Obama home to Kenya or wherever it is"
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Remember when George Washington punched a tiger? No? Read about it here
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Protip: Don't park in front of a fire hydrant...ever
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Dogs and magic tricks. It's your wonderful Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Facebook: Hey guys, what if we made our own version of Patreon, but instead of only taking a 5% cut, we took 30%?
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Tue February 26, 2019
(WXII Winston-Salem)
 
 
 
Duke sucks, if you can afford it
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Mon February 25, 2019
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Researchers with far too much time on their hands publish paper claiming 2.5 hours of free time a day is optimal
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Step one: Buy spice-mix bottles for $2 a piece. Step two: Ship them to Amazon and sell them through them with a hefty markup. Step three: Profit
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Fri February 22, 2019
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
"They could have stopped making rock videos after Peter Gabriel's Sledgehammer"
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Mon February 18, 2019
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Google search for "best toilet paper" returns images of...the flag of Pakistan?
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Sun February 17, 2019
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Chinese symbol tattoo fail. New hotness: Mars rover tattoo fail
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Good news, we found your stolen car. Good news for the City: we waited a few months to tell you we found it so we can rack up sweet storage fees
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Fri February 15, 2019
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
"Under the terms of the deal, science fiction novels would be periodically interrupted by scenes in which the characters would drop everything and start [eating] soup, smacking their lips and exclaiming over just how delicious they were"
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Wed February 13, 2019
(Guitar World)
 
 
 
What has nine arms and plans to take up residency in Las Vegas in August?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Delta's not raking it in on those baggage fees, so they're holding garage sales
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(Riverfront Times)
 
 
 
Bar sued for A: Operating without a liquor license? B: Selling beer to people under 21? or C: Allowing bands to play cover songs?
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Mon February 11, 2019
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Mars One has been terminated by a bankruptcy court
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Sun February 10, 2019
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Attention, burgeoning criminals: committing acts of wanton graffiti could cause you or your family to go bankrupt. So stop thinking you're the next Banksy--he's just as much a criminal as you
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Thu February 07, 2019
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Instacart thought long and hard about policy, decides just the tip left employees unsatisfied, promises a more thoughtful, committed working relationship moving forward. Mr. Pink nods in approval
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Portland's Worst Day of the Year Bike Ride has been postponed because of bad weather
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Wed February 06, 2019
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Everton look to stabilize their form and get a win against higher competition. The problem for the Toffees is said competition today is a Man City side looking to retake the top of the table. Kickoff is at 2:45 pm EST. This is your EPL Discussion
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
48 years ago today, Alan Shepard, the first American to go into space, golfed on the Moon. What some people will do to avoid the greens fees
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Get yourself some anatomical jewelry. And if those are too expensive for you, just wear your grandma's old dentures. Similar effect
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Mon February 04, 2019
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Scientists find "bug bombs" are really good at covering everything in your house with a film of poison. Actually killing cockroaches? Not so much
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
This Valentine's Day give the internet tough guy in your life the gift that will truly complete him: Tactical slippers
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Sat February 02, 2019
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Police officer who taunted Detroit woman on video after impounding her car and forcing her to walk home in the sub-freezing cold has been ... lightly slapped on each wrist and told to behave next time
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
The Party of Personal Responsibility and Jesus, folks
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Thu January 31, 2019
(CBC)
 
 
 
Airlines are deliberately seating you apart from your travelling companion when you book a flight to generate change of seat fees. Some guy named Al Gorithm is behind this dark pattern
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Alien facehugger plush. New hotness: Alien facehugger CPAP mask
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Wed January 30, 2019
(Towleroad)
 
 
 
Gov. Matt Bevin throws Kim Davis under the bus to the tune of $225,000
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Fri January 25, 2019
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
So what's a "general strike" again? I'm asking for a friend
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Thu January 24, 2019
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
A documentary about a mockumentary that was a remake of a mockumentary that mocked office life very
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Wed January 23, 2019
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
I might be crazy, but I think Ajit Pai may have lied to us
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Senator Mark Warner introduces Stop STUPIDITY Act, thereby threatening the existence of the Politics tab
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Tue January 22, 2019
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Looks like somebody at the Parks and Recreation Department accidentally switched the coyote warning signs for Redwood city and Disneyland
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Mon January 21, 2019
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Always bring a pike to a knife fight
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
If you were a 17th century lutenist who really wanted to pull the tavern wenches, you used a theorbo
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Fri January 18, 2019
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
It is what it is and that is 'As Is'
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Thu January 17, 2019
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
"Shutdowns don't get bad linearly; they get bad exponentially." Is America great again, yet?
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
This CIA-issued spy tool kit was supposed to be hidden in: a) shoe, b) belt, or c) butt?
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
So, you sacrifice most of your paycheck on the organic food altar because you think your health and well-being is worth it? Yeah, about that
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Slack's new logo is a penis swastika
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Tue January 15, 2019
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
The Fyre Festival gets a fitting 2019 update as Netflix and Hulu accuse each other of being greedy and unethical over it
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Sat January 12, 2019
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
The action begins 7:30 AM ET Saturday with Hammers/Gunners, then Seagulls/Reds followed by Blues/Magpies. Sunday Toffees/Cherries and Spurs/Red Devils. Your file is getting out of hand. This is your Premier League thread
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Thu January 10, 2019
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Back in the day, book publishing was complicated
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Wed January 09, 2019
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Judge harrummphs loudly, tells Sears chairman he's got just one more frickin chance to cough up $120 million and save Sears
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Tue January 08, 2019
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Sears is toast (finally)
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Mon January 07, 2019
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Headline: "Star Spangled Banner sounds Russian when played in minor key." Surprisingly, this article has nothing to to with President Trump's politics, genitals or hands
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Major Wall Street players plan new exchange to challenge NYSE and Nasdaq fees. More hookers 'n blow, less charges
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Scientists find marijuana prevents Alzheimer's in old people. Unfortunately subby lives in a state where it is still not legal despite its many health benefits. There is now a study about how it can prevent Alzheimer's in old people for example
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Sat January 05, 2019
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Forbes develops AI that writes first drafts of articles. That's nice, but can it come up with a HOTY worthy Fark headline?
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Fri January 04, 2019
(WYFF 4 Greenville)
 
 
 
South Carolina lawmakers propose 7% fee on gun sales. Although rebates are offered to anyone purchasing them while displaying a Confederate flag and wearing a white hood
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(OC Weekly)
 
 
 
Mon Dieu, nous suçons à nouveau. Pas une répétition de ... mon il y a beaucoup de scandales à choisir
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Wed January 02, 2019
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
I don't know what an insane President is but Trump had a Game of Thrones type poster of himself at today's cabinet meeting
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(Grand Forks Herald)
 
 
 
Calling what Wells Fargo did a "mistake" is like calling Drew "sober." It just downplays the truth
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Mon December 31, 2018
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Happy New Year. We're all going to die
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Mon December 24, 2018
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Jabba has cancelled Christmas
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
This background-removing photo tool is relevant to all Fark Photoshop contender's interests
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Fri December 21, 2018
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Democracy came from the coffeeshops, not the rioters or the orators
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Thu December 20, 2018
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Is your list really about highest paid comedians if it includes two ventriloquists?
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Wed December 19, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
Baker back in court because his fee fees were damaged by state investigating whether or not he was a hateful asswipe
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Tue December 18, 2018
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Tumblr's porn filter blocked Tumblr's example images that were supposed to illustrate what Tumblr's porn filter won't block (mildly NSFW images)
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
This years' hot Christmas toy is Yellies - toy spiders move faster when you scream at them. Now put that mechanism into a Ken doll and you have a perfect relationship simulation toy
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Wed December 12, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
The judge who let rapist Brock Turner off with a slap on the wrist, and was subsequently tossed off the bench in a recall, is asking for help to pay off the $135,000 in legal fees he was ordered to pay for filing a frivolous lawsuit against the recall
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Helpful "cousin explainer" chart. Or, as it's known in Alabama, "family hedge"
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Mon December 10, 2018
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Robert Mueller devotional candle, a perfect Christmas gift for the devoted Anti-Trumper. Subby's tip: Goes really nicely together with a gifted ACLU membership. It's a good thing
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Sat December 08, 2018
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Paranoid, miserable Facebook employees have to resort to burner phones to complain about their company. Big Zuck is watching you
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Fri December 07, 2018
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Nuns steal $500,000 from Catholic school to support their gambling habit
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Scott Pruitt received $50,000 from a billionaire GOP donor in order to cover his legal fees. That's only slightly illegal, right?
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Step 1: Start a Youtube channel. Step 2: Post a video of yourself street racing. Step 3: ???? Step 4: Start a GoFundMe for legal fees after the cops bust you with the videos you made public
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Thu December 06, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Google spends $10M to train someone to put up little yellow squares. Subby would do it cheaper, has own Post-it notes
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Mon December 03, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Financially struggling bus company gets thrown under the Port Authority Bus Terminal in NYC for not paying its fees, then gets kicked to the curb ...for a better, cheaper home on the curb outside
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Trump sticks it to Stormy Daniels AGAIN, wants her to cough up $340,000 for his legal bills
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Fri November 30, 2018
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Plan to build crematorium next to retirement homes leaves locals 'disgusted'. Subby thinks this is a great idea that would save money on transportation fees
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Now you can make Hanukkah a High Holiday
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Wed November 28, 2018
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Apple has doubled the trade-in value of some of their older phones. Does this reflect more on the slowing demand for their newest, or lasting demand for their oldest?
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Mon November 26, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Have you ever placed a singles ad in a newspaper? An actual hard-copy print newspaper, even if it's one of those free weeklies they give out at coffeeshops? DYGA?
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Fri November 23, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
After calling troops in Afghanistan from the safety of his home in Florida, Brave Broke Donnie offered members of the Coast Guard $100 if "they broke par" at Fort Coward-A-Lago. Was this after he doubled greens fees? Forced them to march there?
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Wed November 21, 2018
(Grub Street)
 
 
 
Hipster favorite beer PBR could go extinct due to ugly dispute with contract brewer MillerCoors over brewing fees. "They should've been building big Budweiser-esque breweries all around the country 20 years ago," declares beer expert
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Tue November 20, 2018
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
YouTube us now letting you watch the greatest hacker movie of all time for free. And you don't even have to hack the Gibson to do it
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Mon November 19, 2018
(Vox)
 
 
 
Jamal Khashoggi may have departed Istanbul's international airport via gates A2, B9, and C16 simultaneously. In related news, United and Delta now considering charging separate transport fees for passengers' individual body parts
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