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Headlines matching 'federal judges'
Fri May 25, 2012
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(Some Guy) Followup Judge approves extradition for L.A. arsonist's mother, whose photo will now be attached to every "your mom" Fark headline  (mega949.com) (39)


Wed May 23, 2012
(MSNBC) Followup Webster's has a new photo to use for when you look up "douchebag" in the dictionary (SFW)  (usnews.msnbc.msn.com) (56)


Mon May 21, 2012
(Yahoo) Stupid On the bright side, when this Boston U. student files for bankruptcy he can wipe out his student loans, too  (finance.yahoo.com) (200)


Fri May 18, 2012
(BusinessWeek) Spiffy Federal Judge to DOJ: You know that part of the NDA that lets you indefinitely detain anyone you think is "supporting" terrorism? Yeah, the 1st Amendment has a problem with that  (businessweek.com) (170)
(SFGate) Followup Minute Maid labels beverage 'Pomegranate Blueberry' despite only having 0.3% pomegranate juice and 0.2% blueberry juice. Judge: Drink up  (sfgate.com) (167)


Wed May 16, 2012
(AZCentral) Interesting Tombstone water access denied. Well... bye  (azcentral.com) (133)
(UPI) Weird Judge orders suspect freed on $150,000 bond as long as he wears his ankle monitor and gets his book reports in by Friday  (upi.com) (9)


Fri May 04, 2012
(Chicago Tribune) PSA Judge rules that the First Amendment does not mean Facebook "likes" are free speech  (chicagotribune.com) (119)


Thu May 03, 2012
(Ars Technica) Interesting Porn movie owners ordered to pay $350 filing fee for each IP address they sue for copyright infringement. This is why you don't annoy the judge handling your case  (arstechnica.com) (23)


Wed April 25, 2012
(LA Weekly) Followup The original Southern California Darts Association hits the mark with a Federal injunction preventing Dino "Pebbles" Zaffina from using their 30 year old trademark  (blogs.laweekly.com) (144)


Tue April 17, 2012
(Think Progress) Stupid Federal judges rule the 20th century unconstitutional  (thinkprogress.org) (175)


Fri April 06, 2012
(Some DHS Rascal) Asinine Federal judge eviscerates the Department of Homeland Security with an opinion that scores somewhere between Airplane and Ghostbusters on the "density of quotable lines" scale  (powerlineblog.com) (180)


Thu April 05, 2012
(CNN) Followup This may come a a shock to you, but legal experts say that the federal judge who ordered the administration to "clarify" Obama's remarks on judicial review , is a partisan hack who has wildly overstepped his authority  (cnn.com) (284)
(Huffington Post) Followup In the chaos that was Hurricane Katrina; justice has finally been done in a case of injustice  (huffingtonpost.com) (104)


Tue April 03, 2012
(The Atlantic) Asinine Paul Clement last week: Government can't punish people who don't have health insurance. Paul Clement this week: Government can punish people who don't want to marry someone of the opposite sex  (theatlantic.com) (78)
(JSOnline) Spiffy Actual headline: "Judge comments on pimp's 12 children by 10 women"  (jsonline.com) (27)


Wed March 14, 2012
(Daily Kos) Cool In the most thrilling procedural action since Cosmic Wars, Harry Reid pushed 17 judges forward in showdown with GOP  (dailykos.com) (88)


Tue March 13, 2012
(AL.com) Amusing "Using quotes from 'Gilligan's Island', the judge concluded man and his family have no claim to the ship wreck"  (blog.al.com) (50)
(Bloomberg) Sad Rich guys always want what's best for everyone  (bloomberg.com) (60)


Tue March 06, 2012
(NJ.com) Obvious First day of spring training and Picard has already maneuvered to eliminate the Mets  (nj.com) (30)
(Chicago Tribune) Followup Newt Gingrich begs Chicago judge to drop the lawsuit brought against him by Survivor for his unauthorized use of Eye of the Tiger because, let's face it, his campaign is over anyway  (chicagotribune.com) (69)


Fri March 02, 2012
(NYPost) Followup Judge sentences man who tainted yogurt with semen to two years in prison after jury refuses to let the jerk off  (nypost.com) (70)
(Toledo Blade) Weird Municipal judge banned from speaking to employees after six of her judicial colleagues accuse her of being "very mentally ill," as opposed to just slightly mentally ill which would be totally acceptable  (toledoblade.com) (61)


Thu March 01, 2012
(The New York Times) Obvious So you really can't put a pic of a smoke coming out of a guy's throat on a package of cigarettes to discourage smokers from smoking cigarettes  (nytimes.com) (60)


Wed February 29, 2012
(Great Falls Tribune) Dumbass It's not a good idea to send an e-mail implying Barack Obama's mother was so drunk she could've had sex with a dog the night she conceived him. Especially if you're a US district court judge sending it from chambers  (greatfallstribune.com) (111)


Wed February 22, 2012
(Yahoo) Interesting The Supreme Court is hearing arguments on the constitutionality of the Stolen Valor act, which makes it a crime to falsely claim military service. Subby should be given a greenlight in honor of his service in Vietnam, Iraq, and the Eugenics War  (news.yahoo.com) (122)


Thu February 16, 2012
(Talking Points Memo) Amusing Gramer Nazi sues government for conspiring against him in the slam-dunkiest case of backwards correct syntaxing modification fraud you'll ever see   (tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com) (81)


Wed February 08, 2012
(WPTV) Florida "You got me red-handed," bank robber actually tells officer after dye packs explode all over his getaway car  (wptv.com) (29)


Mon February 06, 2012
(Wired) Followup Police: Hand over your password. Woman: No, 5th amendment. Court months later: No, hand over your password. Woman: Fine. The password is... um... uhhhh  (wired.com) (137)


Wed February 01, 2012
(UPI) Followup For those keeping track of the dissolution of the Occupy movement, you can now cross Miami off your list  (upi.com) (56)

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