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212 headlines found matching 'federal government'
Mon June 26, 2017
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
*cries* LEAVE MARY JANE ALONE *sobs*
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Sat June 24, 2017
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Imagine Joe Arpaio in pink underwear, his tanned body glistening in the desert sun. Monday morning he goes on trial
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Fri June 23, 2017
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
"Moderates always cave." Oddly, TFA is not about the Democratic party
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Tell your teen to get a job. You'll be teaching them a life lesson
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(Austin American-Statesman)
 
 
 
History repeats itself as George Bush runs for re-election in Texas. Guess which state he carpetbagged from. Uncle George approves
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Thu June 22, 2017
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Charter fined $13 mil for failing to provide promised broadband but fine print allows them to only pay $1 mil. And their excuse? Pole owners. Really
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(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Iraqi-American Christians can't fathom why they're being deported. "I voted for Trump, I don't think he's a bad guy"
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(Wisconsin Gazette)
 
 
 
Just 5 out of more than 1,000 commenters fully back Walker's drug-test Medicaid plan. One of them is the Lt. Governor
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Yertle has a cunning plan to stop the federal government from stripping health insurance coverage for preexisting medical conditions: he's going to let the states do it
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Wed June 21, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump is proposing very large cuts to housing programs that help the poor, except for one very specific program. You guys will never guess where the money for that one program goes. Not in a million... fine, yes, to Trump
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Tue June 20, 2017
(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
The US banned the depiction of living people on currency in 1866 after a treasury superintendent decided to put his own portrait on a five-cent note
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Sat June 17, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Demented, racist Keebler Elf Jefferson Beauregard Sessions has written an op-ed for the Post entitled: "Being soft on sentencing means more violent crime. It's time to get tough again." Here it is for your reading, ah, "pleasure"
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Fri June 16, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
President Trump orders the government to stop work on Y2K bug because it's still not going to happen 17 years after the fact
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Thu June 15, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
1960s government do-gooding blamed for today's super-sized obesity epidemic
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
So what WAS the first video game? Pac-Man? Space Invaders? Pong? Not even close
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Trump says apprenticeships are a way to fill the job gap. Except for the people who know it's having a job with a bunch of backstabbing co-workers and boss who ends up firing all of them but one
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Mon June 12, 2017
(The Intercept)
 
 
 
I'm sorry ma'am, but the dog ate my Executive Order
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Sun June 11, 2017
(CBC)
 
 
 
Roadside drug-testing devices may not work well in cold conditions. Canadians don't see that as a problem
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
U.S. relocates an entire town because of climate change. Stay tuned. More to follow
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Why do millennials keep leaking classified documents?
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Fri June 09, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
If you earn minimum wage in the U.S., you can live uncomfortably in exactly twelve counties across the country
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Thu June 08, 2017
(Spokesman Review)
 
 
 
Environmental officials say the U.S. will lose jobs by pulling out of the Paris Climate Accord. Which turns out will mostly be in the House, Senate and Oval Office
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Wed June 07, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Hawaii becomes first state to enact law aligning with Paris agreement. Aloha, Donald
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Breaker Breaker this is Rubber Duck, I'm gonna put the hammer down
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Things are going so well for President Trump, he's lost Neil Cavuto. He must be sick of WINNING by now
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Tue June 06, 2017
(Vox)
 
 
 
With Trump still trying to repeal Obamacare for his Russian masters, the latest state to work on making it better is [spins wheel] Nevada
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Mon June 05, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Trump asked to lift the uranium ban, which would in turn destroy the Grand Canyon. But who needs a giant canyon, right?
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Besides being very into slavery and racism, General Robert E. Lee was generally a very bad person
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Sun June 04, 2017
(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
Nearly six months into the Trump administration and Republican lawmakers keep insisting that a signature GOP legislative achievement is just around the corner. "We just need to work harder"
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Fri June 02, 2017
(BBC)
 
 
 
The Vegetarian Conspiracy; oddly, not the name of subby's Smiths/Morrissey tribute band
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Since everyone is equal and we have no civil rights problems anymore, the Trump administration is shutting down the Labor Department division that has policed discrimination among federal contractors for four decades
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
CNBC's Jake Novak uncovers a scandal even bigger than Trump-Russia: People are paying more in taxes now than they were when JFK took office
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Thu June 01, 2017
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Detroit upgrades from broke to make it rain
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Wed May 31, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
"We're offering a competitive salary, an executive office and assistant, generous PTO and bonus plans, and only a minor risk of being embroiled in career-ending treason investigation." "Yeah, I think I'll pass"
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Tue May 30, 2017
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Portland mayor wants free speech banned within city limits to prevent its racist citizens from herping the derp
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Mon May 29, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
You want to donate to a legitimate charity that supports veterans? You've got to do your homework
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Running the country like a business means we can't afford to carry low productivity states. It's time for Donald Trump to close, sell or restructure Kentucky
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Fri May 26, 2017
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Odds are good for New York State to establish the country's first universal health program, just looking for the 32nd sponsor in the Republican State Senate in Albany. Good luck with that
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"A guy who isn't particularly bright or hard-working, doesn't actually know anything, has bought his way into everything ever (w money from his criminal father), who is insecure, obsessed with fame and who is basically a shiathead," Bonus: Not Trump
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Des Moines, Iowa has worse affordable housing than Brooklyn, New York
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Thu May 25, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
"I voted for Trump. Now he wants to cut the aid I need." Face-eating leopards unavailable for comment
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Wed May 24, 2017
(CNBC)
 
 
 
USDA advises farmers to brace for increased leopard attacks
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Senate Intelligence Committee to Mike Flynn, we will see your fifth and raise you a pair. A pair of subpoenas on your businesses
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Tue May 23, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
FEC calling for an investigation into your father's Facebook page because Russia may have bought the ads targeting him
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Congressional Republicans are not looking kindly on Trump's proposed $5.8 billion cut to NIH including big hits to the cancer, Alzheimer's and infectious disease research. Which makes sense as they are mostly elderly men who keep dubious company
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Mon May 22, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
*puts finger on temple* The Office of Government Ethics can't monitor all the lobbyists we hired if we remove their ability to monitor anything
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Sun May 21, 2017
(ABC 30 Fresno)
 
 
 
The war on drugs in a nutshell: "Bust of a Fresno smoke shop will help the Fresno County Sheriff's Office buy new helicopter"
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Fri May 19, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Make Saudi Arabia Arms Deals Great Again By Calling Up Lockheed Martin CEO And Asking For A Discount" just doesn't make as good of a bumper sticker
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Thu May 18, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
So, Trump has been advised to lawyer up, so he interviews a member of his bankruptcy law firm to head the FBI. Will this even make the Rachel Maddow Show, 9 PM on MSNBC
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(Consumer Product Safety)
 
 
 
Carrier recalls heat pumps for doing their job in a new and innovative way
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The controversial Milwaukee County sheriff, David Clarke, who has compared Black Lives Matter to the Ku Klux Klan, has said he is joining the Trump administration because of course he is
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
GOP: Marijuana is EVIL and the DEBBILS LETTUCE and we will never ever never make it legal. Bankers: I'd like a slice of that market share please. GOP: Hey maybe we were a bit hasty with this whole cannabis thing
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Betsy DeVos wants to make education great again by eradicating a critical student loan forgiveness program
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Wed May 17, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
New study says Americans waste 40% of all available food. Which could be good news, because Americans don't need to eat another 40%
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Mon May 15, 2017
(The New Republic)
 
 
 
The Super Rich have become Super Citizens
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(The Federalist)
 
 
 
Good news for drug cartels who are the purveyors of death: Attorney General Jeff Sessions has neither the authority or the evidence to start a new drug war
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Despite being a Republican, Tennessee Gov Bill Haslam is very pro-book learnin' and in an effort to increase the number of state residents with a college degree to 55% up from the current 39%, signs a bill making community college free for everyone
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Sat May 13, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
"DHS reports you can come on board with your antlers, artificial skeleton bones, adults toys, balloons (uninflated), body armor, Harry Potter wands..." Wait, what?
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Fri May 12, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Five myths about Jeff Sessions. Well, two are no longer myths
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Thu May 11, 2017
(WNCN Raleigh)
 
 
 
NC: We need $929 million to recover from Hurricane Matthew. Trump: You'll get $6.1 million and like it
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Dear Rod Rosenstein, you boast a 27-year career in the Justice Department under five administrations and the distinction of being the longest-serving United States attorney in history. Now don't be a dick. Love, the New York Times
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Wed May 10, 2017
(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Alabama TV station reminding residents where local fallout shelters are, just in case
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(CBC)
 
 
 
This just in from the Romero Institute: "Don't build on flood plains"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"FBI agents in tears as news of Comey's firing spread"
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(myAJC)
 
 
 
The glory of GovCo contracting: Burn an interstate bridge, set a completion date with LOTS of fluff, complete the work waaay ahead of stated date, collect heeewge bonus
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(ACLU)
 
 
 
ACLU issues a travel advisory for.... Texas
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Sun May 07, 2017
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Following the healthcare vote, fearing not enough faces will be eaten, the GOP decides to go after your 401k
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Sat May 06, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Hope you love all the winning that's coming, coal exporters
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Americans now see health care as a right, not a privilege, and this is going to be a problem for politicians
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Fri May 05, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Outside-the-box thinkers at conservative group have finally come up with the solution to all of the Washington D.C. Metro's woes: Privatize and let it be ruled by the free market. The greatest minds of our generation, folks
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(ABC 7 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's big big bizarre religious day. Christ, what an asshole
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Turns out the federal government already has control over drug prices. Where is Catheter Cowboy when we need him?
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Thu May 04, 2017
(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
Last week: "we will never, ever tolerate substandard care for our great veterans." This week: let's close down 1100 VA facilities. Next week: no more homeless vets because they're all dead
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Alanis Morissette is broke but happy after manager who had one hand in her pocket sentenced to 6 years in prison for theft
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(KAKE Wichita)
 
 
 
Terminally-ill cancer patient jailed for LEGAL cancer drug in her system, will miss chemotherapy. Kansas: The Heart(less) Land of America
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Wed May 03, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ryan: Obamacare Repeal Bill? No this is the I Love America and If You Vote Against This You Hate Jesus, and the Flag and are Probably Gay Act of 2017
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Adorable Canadian prime minister introduces drunk-driving legislation that gazes soulfully into your eyes as it charmingly deprives you of your due-process rights, but Trudeau's just so gosh-darn cute and that's what really matters
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
DOJ lawyer: We have no idea why hate crimes are spiking lately. Senator Franken: Gee, ya think maybe hiring Steve Bannon might have sent the wrong message?
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Tue May 02, 2017
(CBC)
 
 
 
Canada made marijuana illegal 94 years ago but were too blitzed to remember why
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Do not taunt Happy Fun Jeff Sessions, because the Justice Department will prosecute you
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Amtrak money, NEA money, BLM money, the ability to bring back as many Cubans (cigars, not people) that you want. Seriously, what the hell did the Republicans get out of this deal? They did a reverse Boehner and gave Democrats 98% of what they wanted
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Mon May 01, 2017
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Keurig brews a cup of subrogation
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
A history of crossing the US/Mexico border
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(Politico)
 
 
 
White House launches "Hugely Bigly Computers and Phones and Stuff Task Force", and Trump appoints himself leader but will really just be a puppet of shadow super hacker Barron von Trump, who is an expert at cyber
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(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
"Liberal media bias got Trump elected" No, this isn't another Hillary excuse
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Congress agrees to remain dysfunctional until September
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Sun April 30, 2017
(The American Interest)
 
 
 
Rich states angry about Trump's tax plan. It will really hurt Trump's chances of victory in New York and California in 2020
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Sat April 29, 2017
(Sierra Club)
 
 
 
Donald "can't stop stepping on his own dick" Trump may have just crippled the U.S. coal industry by slapping a tariff on Canadian lumber and attacking NAFTA. See, all the export terminals for U.S. coal are in -- wait for it -- Canada
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Faux News under investigation by the Justice Department AND the USPS
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Fri April 28, 2017
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Donald admits to not reading the Executive Orders he signs, and just reads the titles
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Thu April 27, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Turns out Trump's tax plan consists mainly of stigginit to states like California
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Legislature considering bill to add work requirement for Medicaid recipients, because if you're poor, disabled, or elderly, be thankful we're not making you pee in a cup for healthcare
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Wed April 26, 2017
(FCC)
 
 
 
Before Net Neutrality is forever destroyed, let's take a moment and tell FCC commissioner Ajit Pai just exactly how we feel
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Tue April 25, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
NewsFlash
 
Here we go again: Federal judge blocks Trump's order denying funding to sanctuary cities
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump who earlier told reporters that he might be willing to wait on The Wall now claims that any story about his willingness to wait on The Wall is FAKE NEWS
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Trump slashing Obamacare subsidies would cost taxpayers billions
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(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
$100k/yr is considered low income in parts of the Bay Area. Sad and Scary tags fight over a crappy two room apartment for $5k/mo
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Sat April 22, 2017
(Salon)
 
 
 
The Romero Institute of Political Science wonders if Obama's first 100 days were better than Trump's
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Fri April 21, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"What happens if the President doesn't matter?" In the current White House, lots of fussing, crying, tweeting, and bombing of random countries
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(Fusion)
 
 
 
Why is money you make for literally doing nothing taxed at a lower rate than money you earn for working?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Kellyanne Conway says she is "confident the government will not shut down next week". SO...if you need anything from the federal government, you've got less than seven days to get that squared away
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Thu April 20, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Poll says the majority of Americans view Kushner and Ivanka's White House roles as inappropriate as Trump's lust for Ivanka
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(The Intercept)
 
 
 
Sessions may have recused himself from the Russia investigation, but that hasn't stopped him from firing people that are producing results
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Wed April 19, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump wants AHCA vote before the 100 day mark
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Homeland Security wants to further crater the US tourism industry while making it harder for Americans to travel through Europe
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Tue April 18, 2017
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Trump is making the GOP heinously unpopular again. At this rate, the Democrats may actually come close to winning a Presidential election in my life time again
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Mon April 17, 2017
(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
The 'Prince of pot' claims to smoke and drive every day and that it does not impair your ability to drive. Subby forsees a lot of pull overs by police in his future
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Sessions trying to turn the DOJ into his own personal SS
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Sun April 16, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
Want to know how to fix Obamacare? Ask Alaska
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(Montreal Gazette)
 
 
 
Quebec to Justin Trudeau on his proposed legislation to legalize marijuana: Non mais come on
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Fri April 14, 2017
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Retired Keebler elf Jeff Sessions is surprised that people aren't getting behind his plans to recriminalize marijuana growing, sales, possession and use
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Thu April 13, 2017
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
"Oh, I'm sure President Trump will pay us back for the millions we're spending out of our local Sherriff office budget for his vacations" said someone who hasn't been paying attention
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Canadian parliament to unveil pot legislation today. Why couldn't they hold this off to a more auspicious date, say, one week from now?
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(White House)
 
 
 
You, too, can help reorganize the Executive Branch of government. Bonus: not only do you get to select what departments to reform or eliminate, but you can write in your own helpful suggestions; something no doubt Farkers will take seriously
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Trump creating army of federal shock troops to patrol the country demanding citizenship papers from all sufficiently brown people. But don't worry, this is all just campaign talk
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Trump says he may freeze subsidies to the poor until Democrats repeal Obamacare. Claims voters will blame the Democrats for the ensuing crisis. DO IT
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Wed April 12, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Hawaii is going all in on that travel ban fight
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Hopefully Trump's future FAA head Chris Christie says "Everybody who flies, everybody who flies commercially knows that United is awful" calls on the administration to "review how the airlines are using overbooking, stop them from doing it,"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The Party of Small Government® is about to trigger a government shutdown because they're mad that local governments won't become puppets of the federal government
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Mick Mulvaney: Okay, okay. Maybe we were too hard on you agencies. How about we let up on this hiring freeze, okay? Oh and we're still gutting almost all of your budgets. Have a good one
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Tue April 11, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
While no one is watching, billionaire Betsy DeVos does away with Obama-era student loan protections. Tired of winning yet?
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(CNSNews)
 
 
 
Muslim 'Daily Show' comedian who says Trump is a "straight up" racist is disappointed the president won't come see him host this year's White House Correspondents' Dinner. Go figure
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump administration STILL has hundreds of unfilled positions because of backbiting, inexperience, and sheer exhaustion from being overworked. But don't worry, these guys will do great in an emergency
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(WorldNetDaily)
 
 
 
Now would be a great time to verify if those two North Korean 'weather satellites' hanging over the continental United States aren't EMPs. Just sayin'
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Mon April 10, 2017
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Trump's golf course visits cost local county so much that they're considering a special Trump Tax
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Bill to legalize marijuana in Canada expected to be tabled on Thursday. Poutine & ketchup chip munchie run expected later on that evening
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
-pation
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Sun April 09, 2017
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Since Congress won't protect your internet privacy, states are taking matters into their own hands. Bonus: Massachusetts GOP introduced the bill
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Having solved the rest of the nation's problems, Congress legalizes shooting hibernating bears
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Sat April 08, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Great, now they're going to be harvesting the blood of tourists
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Gov't: "On second thought, maybe we don't need to know this information after all." Twitter: "Yeah, that's what we thought. Now go run along and play with your toys like a good boy"
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Fri April 07, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Jared Kushner "accidentally" applied for a top security clearance in January without completing the required "foreign contacts" pages. And he's "accidentally" failed to correct that mistake during the last three months
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Thu April 06, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
The Trump administration is all for unmasking when it comes to twitter accounts critical of the president
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Wed April 05, 2017
(The Stack)
 
 
 
Federal committee considers cybersecurity corps
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Some of the bids for Trump's Mexico border wall include plans for a tourist balcony
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(Fusion)
 
 
 
Creepy right-wing billionaires are trying to buy a new constitution so they can rewrite it
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Tue April 04, 2017
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Feds shut down Bicycle Casino in money laundering investigation. It seems that crooks would buy chips with dirty money, gamble a bit, then cash in the chips for clean money. They have this cute little washer-dryer in the count room
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Nobody respects women's right to be paid less and have their sexual harassment covered up more than Donald Trump
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(The Stranger)
 
 
 
Sanders, Warren, Ellison and Jayapal show some spine by introducing the College For All Act in the House and the Senate. List of supportive Democratic politicians to the left, complaining about BernieBros and purity tests to the right
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Sure, some police departments might be systemically corrupt, violent, and racist, but they're not OUR problem, Jeff Sessions dog whistled
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(American Thinker)
 
 
 
Nepotism is bad, but only when the person being nepoted is a liberal like Michelle Obama, one of Bill's brothers, or Jared Kushner
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Mon April 03, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Seattle Mayor, to Democrats: "You goddamn idiots" (paraphrased)
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Jared Kushner so grossly overpaid for a Fifth Avenue skyscraper that the mortgage is now greater than the building's value. And this is the guy tasked to fix the federal government's inefficiencies with business ideas
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Sun April 02, 2017
(Albuquerque Journal)
 
 
 
Standing between Trump and his wall are people like NM rancher William Hurt. "The best way to just absolutely get no cooperation is tell me what I'm gonna have to do to make you happy"
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(41 Action News)
 
 
 
4 million kids born in America, yet nine years ago, less than 100 were girls
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Fri March 31, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan's tax plan could finally achieve equality in the US ... by shifting 99.6 percent of the tax relief to the wealthiest 1 percent of the country so that everybody else can be equally poor
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(Bill Moyers)
 
 
 
All this Constitutional Convention talk is a moot point unless the Koch Brothers can buy a few more state legislatures
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Thu March 30, 2017
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
You really, really, REALLY should now hope the answer to the question "Can you hear me now?" is "Yes"
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Wed March 29, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
A news artifact from the Before Times when using one's elected office to personally enrich yourself was considered a crime: The FBI reveals that one of Rep. Aaron Schock's own staffers was their informant and he recorded conversations with Schock
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Cisco is developing patches to protect software from tools described in CIA leak, recommends that in the meantime you store sensitive documents in optolythic data rods
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(The Cannabist)
 
 
 
Medical MJ bill in Florida says you can't smoke, vape, or eat it. There's always injecting like Becky. RIP Becky
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Tue March 28, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Mexico governor says Chihuahua too weak to fight cartels. No kidding, I mean look how tiny and frail those things are. Maybe try a pit bull instead?
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
Liberals want you to think they are compassionate, but really, they aren't. When they spend a dollar to feed a poor person, they stole that dollar from someone else. So you see, starving to death is the same thing as taxes, so vote Republican
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Mon March 27, 2017
(axios.com)
 
 
 
The House Freedom Caucus' next trick: demanding that Planned Parenthood be defunded in the spending bill next month, threatening a shutdown of the Federal Government
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Having reflected on what their neighbors to the south are up to, Canada decides there's nothing for it but to legalize marijuana
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(Independent)
 
 
 
But it isn't a "Muslim Ban"
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Sat March 25, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
"The GOP was counting on wiping out nearly $1 trillion in Obamacare taxes to help finance the sweeping tax cuts they've got planned for their next legislative act. And now it's unclear where all that money will come from." Fark needs a "ha-ha" tag
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Fri March 24, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Trump lays pipe
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Thu March 23, 2017
(Inside Higher Ed)
 
 
 
Is there a secret contest among GOP reps to see who can be the biggest asshole in public? WI Rep suggests abolishing Pell Grants because the kids just "waste" the money on computers and "goodies" and hey, they can just borrow the money anyway
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Walking piece of garbage and noted hypocrite Jason Chaffetz (R-UT) proposes using facial recognition software to track illegal immigrants
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Wed March 22, 2017
(Indy100)
 
 
 
The FBI is struggling to hire hackers because they're all weed smokers
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Lockheed Martin CEO says that Trump made the F-35 great again with just a single phone call
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Guy who quit his job and stopped paying his mortgage to follow Trump on the trail playing pro-Trump country songs realizes that the only thing he was playing was himself
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Tue March 21, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
GOP: We can't vote for Trumpcare. It's terrible. Trump: What if we fix it so states can require Medicaid recipients to work to get Medicaid? GOP: ...Go on
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Why isn't It easier to file your tax return for free? You can thank TurboTax and H&R Block
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Mon March 20, 2017
(Engadget)
 
 
 
The age of open government is ending
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Get to know Intelligence Committee Chair Devin Nunes, a former dairy farmer in charge of US spies and intel
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Sun March 19, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump allies Roger Stone and Paul Manafort both wanted for questioning in Russia investigations
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Mini-nukes and mosquito-like robot weapons being primed for future warfare. Sleep tight, America
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Sat March 18, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
If this 6-year-old girl can figure out a way to feed the poor without involving the federal government, why can't you?
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Ban on Irish butter sparks fight in butter-loving Wisconsin
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Fri March 17, 2017
(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Florida GOP finds novel way to solve invasive python problem: cut food stamps to 200,000 people and they'll be desperate enough to eat the snakes
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Having wrested Pennsylvania, Ohio, and West Virginia out of Democratic hands, Donald Trump proposes screwing them over completely... along with red states Kentucky and Tennessee
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Donald Trump may succeed in accomplishing what Mitt Romney could not do: Taking down Big Bird
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(AutoBlog)
 
 
 
The American auto industry says that thanks in part to Trump, they'll soon return to the glory days of the '70s, where American cars were the best engineered machines in the world
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Thu March 16, 2017
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
President Trump's budget would turn the US into a heavily-guarded shiatpile
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Reason magazine has never suffered through a PBS telethon
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Trumpcare raids Medicare to enrich the wealthy and plant a bomb meant to destroy it forever. America First, indeed
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Maryland judge likes the cut of Hawaii judge's jib, and issues another ban on Trump's travel ban. So for those playing along at home: The revised ban has been banned and banned again
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
We now have our first federal budget from Trump, and the best way to summarize it is "If it's not related to killing brown people, get rid of it. Also, we're paying for the wall"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Tom Price thinks it should be up to states, not the Federal Government, to decide if vaccines are required
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Wed March 15, 2017
(Vox)
 
 
 
Trump's hiring the Bear Stearns economist who promised the economy was fine right before it went bankrupt
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The problem with Medicaid expansion is that it expanded Medicaid says the new director of Medicaid expansively
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Who's ready for another subprime mortgage crisis? Say it with me, people: BUT HER EMAILS
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Tue March 14, 2017
(White House)
 
 
 
Trump signs executive order asking every department "just what do they do around here?"
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Ol' Jeff Sessions gonna find it tougher than wrestlin' a greased polecat to keep all his high falutin' promises about fighting crime if Mars Trump continues being stingier than a Baptist preacher in a liquor store wit dat Justice Dept budget money
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump's prosecutorial purge will harm the GOP in the long run
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
As his town is being hard hit by a wave of opioid addiction and overdose deaths, The mayor of one small town is taking his streets back-by suing the makers of OxyContin saying they knew their pills were flooding the black market and did nothing
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Sun March 12, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
Meh, we didn't need those Afghans who helped U.S. forces despite risk to life and limb anyways
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Fri March 10, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Day 50: Trump keeps signing whatever the fark you put in front of him and only using executive power
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Thu March 09, 2017
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Nothing like a criminal holding up a sign that says "I am not a criminal"
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Wed March 08, 2017
(ProPublica)
 
 
 
While Trump had you chasing Russia stories, he quietly hired 400 lobbyists and members of the far-right media as "beachhead teams" to be his eyes and ears at every level of government
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Obama is "engaging with domestic terrorists" to take down Trump. Wait, domestic terrorists typically support Trump
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Trump to deploy glug, glug, glug to counter drip, drip, drip
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Tue March 07, 2017
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
GOP diligently works to reform healthcare by repealing the extremely problematic 10% sales tax on indoor tanning. Maybe if the Great Cheeto doesn't have to pay such high taxes on tanning beds he will layoff the spray
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Fmr CIA Director Michael Hayden slams pro-Trump media for peddling 'illegitimate' and 'non-fact-based worldview', perhaps forgetting for a moment that this is all they know how to do
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Berkeley: "Hey, let's put 20,000 or so video lectures online for free public use." Your government hard at work: "Take 'em down; they aren't close-captioned"
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
We're only 46 days in a perpetual state of crisis and the Trump administration has yet to deal with a major foreign policy challenge
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Finally, Steven Spielberg is giving us that Pentagon Papers movie we've always wanted, and he's got Meryl Streep and Tom Hanks set to star
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
National Park Service releases hundreds of ground and arial photographs of President Trump's inauguration and yup, looks like we can expect an incoming tweet storm
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Sun March 05, 2017
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
IRS budget cuts mean there are not enough agents for tax audits. America is great again
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Thousands of ICE detainees claim they were forced into labor
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Sat March 04, 2017
(Gallup)
 
 
 
Washington, D.C. tops new Gallup list of the good jobs rate for major metro areas. Mostly because they have 535 jobs in Congress that pay $175,000 a year to work three days a week for half the year
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Fri March 03, 2017
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
"Follow the money." This is not a repeat from Watergate, Iran-Contra, Whitewater, nor the pickup line Drew told the hooker last week
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Canada expecting record numbers of people to flee the United States and seek asylum. Hardliners demand that the Canadian government deploy their crack bear cavalry and moose chuckers to secure the border
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Wed March 01, 2017
(History Channel)
 
 
 
This day in 1781, the Articles of Confederation are ratified. Coming soon to a theater near you: The U.S. Constitution
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(ACLU)
 
 
 
Trump administration wants to strip privacy protections from non-U.S. citizens that have been in place for decades
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(Esquire)
 
 
 
Jefferson Beauregard Sessions dismisses Justice Dept reports on Chicago and Ferguson police as "anecdotal." Or so he heard; he admits he didn't actually read them
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Tue February 28, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Our military's Commander in Chief just threw the troops under the bus for making him look bad. Maybe try not to die next time, losers
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Mon February 27, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump administration laying the ground work for 2020 victory
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
"But if Trump is able to get the money from Congress to hire the 10,000 additional immigration cops and 5,000 more border agents he wants, I think you'll be able to say something else about his policy: It will be economic suicide"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
"Alright Mr...'Smith,' you're going to have to show us more than your driver's license if you want to get through this TSA checkpoint." "But, I was born in PA and have lived in Maine and SC all my life." "Nice try, Akmed. NEED A PATDOWN HERE"
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