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60 headlines found matching 'federal'
Wed February 10, 2016
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Federal safety regulators rule that the navigation system of a self-driving car can be considered the car's driver. Still no word on if insurance companies will deny potential accident claims as acts of deus ex machina
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(97)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
In unexpected turn of events, Refuge Standoff gets weird. Lavoy Finicum cited as possible Christ figure
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(442)
 


Tue February 09, 2016
(The Gazette)
 
 
 
The US Senate unanimously confirms Rebecca Goodgame Ebinger as a federal judge for Iowa's Southern District where she will serve with Judge John P0wned Smith, and of course Chief Judge Leroy Jenkins
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(24)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Federal court to Texas: "Learn the Constitution, you biatches"
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Fri February 05, 2016
(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
No, no one thinks the stuff in McDonald's new cheese sticks is actually cheese. No, no one is stupid enough to file a federal lawsuit over it. Well, almost no one
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(123)
 
(Some Gun Blog)
 
 
 
US FEDERAL APPEALS COURT OVERTURNS MARYLANDS ASSAULT WEAPONS BAN (well not really, they sent it back to the lower court to reconsider, but apparently you can't get a greenlight for strictly correct headlines). Boobies
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Wed February 03, 2016
(CNBC)
 
 
 
After some FaceTime with a federal court, jury sends Apple an iMessage ordering them to pay $625M for patent infringement
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(32)
 


Mon January 25, 2016
(Rare.us)
 
 
 
The DEA is paying TSA agents a 10% finders fee to take your money. Remember - Federal agents confiscated more money than burglars stole last year
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Sun January 24, 2016
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Yall Qaeda has their very own big-boy kangaroo court and has indicted the federal government
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Journalists embed themselves in Y'all Qaeda's aviary siege and interview the weekend warriors playing dress-up and illegally occupying Federal property. And every one of them said they "would support this to the death"
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Fri January 22, 2016
(NewsChannel 5 Nashville)
 
 
 
Protip: If you're a cop and you're going to lie about whether your drug dog alerted, make sure the guy whose assets you're trying to forfeit isn't a Federal police officer at Marine Corps Air Station Miramar
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Thu January 21, 2016
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Michigan Rep. Justin Amash (R-eally?): Michigan doesn't need Federal aid for the Flint water crisis, because the state should be fully responsible. Like they were before the crisis was national news
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Sun January 17, 2016
(US Chronicle)
 
 
 
Federal prosecutor tells national radio host that Hillary Clinton will most likely be indicted within 60 days. Tag says it all
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Fri January 15, 2016
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Goldman Sachs punishment for its role in the financial meltdown is so harsh that bonuses may be affected
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(20)
 


Wed January 13, 2016
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Federal Reserve sent a record $97.7 billion in profits to the U.S. Treasury in 2015. Which is the same as handing $1,000 to a drug addict and thinking he's going to use it to pay the bills
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Tue January 12, 2016
(Co.Exist)
 
 
 
We needed a federal law to ensure that kids can walk to school without fear of their parents being preyed upon by Won't Somebody Think Of The Children? pearl-clutchers and their friends in your local police and CPS departments
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
MI Gov Rick Snyder doesn't see the need to ask FEMA for federal assistance 21 months and 4 days into the Flint water crisis. Why rush these things? It's just tens of thousands of kids with 3x the healthy blood lead level and they don't even vote
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Y'all Qaeda attention whores have taken up destroying federal property
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Mon January 11, 2016
(Komo)
 
 
 
Naked Portland violinist loses claim that cops infringed on constitutional rights by interrupting his solo performance outside federal courthouse. "The judge said Mglej's nudity didn't advance a specific message, so it wasn't protected"
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Fri January 08, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Looks like the honeymoon is over on Broketooth Mountain
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Three arrested on terrorism suspicion are surprisingly not armed white dudes taking over a federal building
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(117)
 


Thu January 07, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trump wants to put a 45% tariff on Chinese goods and kick the Oregon protesters off of federal property. Your free trade and anti-Big Government Republican candidate, everyone
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Dartmouth/MIT study of federal tarmac-delay rule finds it eliminated delays by replacing them with cancellations
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Wed January 06, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
While the message has been lost in the frontier gibberish of dimwitted militiamen and a dysfunctional ranch family, the federal government has historically engaged in a massive land-grab in western states
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Tue January 05, 2016
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Kansas schools suck so much that they want to stop taking federal money to avoid federal education requirements
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Mon January 04, 2016
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Leader of armed militia fighting against federal government tyranny had no problem filing for a $530,000 Small Business Administration loan
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Sat January 02, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
150 armed militia members have stormed a federal building in Oregon. Developing
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Thu December 31, 2015
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Bundy's sovereign citizen goons are heading to Oregon for a new showdown with the federal government, to the delight of U.S. popcorn growers
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Wed December 30, 2015
(NPR)
 
 
 
In a legal battle that was in no way secretly funded by Redskins owner Daniel Synder, the Court of Appeals for the Federal Circuit rules in favor of the rock band "The Slants" and finds that a ban on offensive trademarks violates the 1st Amendment
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Wed December 23, 2015
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Federal agency warns of "particularly dangerous situation" across parts of the US
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Tue December 22, 2015
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
New analysis finds that Trump's tax plan would cut federal revenue by $9.5 trillion over a decade and boost the after-tax incomes of the wealthiest households by an average of more than $1.3 million a year
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Mon December 21, 2015
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Quietly snuck into the omnibus spending bill that was passed last Friday was a small measure that lifted the federal ban on medicinal marijuana. Subby is now struggling with glaucoma
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Sun December 20, 2015
(Concord Monitor)
 
 
 
Federal law says if an ambulance takes you anywhere but the hospital, it's just a taxi and the company doesn't get paid. Emergency responders would like to change that
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Sat December 19, 2015
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Post Office reminds us of federal law curtailing free speech
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Thu December 17, 2015
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Federal government to acquire Wu Tang album
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
The Federal Reserve rate hike is great for everyone but minorities
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Tue December 15, 2015
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Freddie Gray protester who was arrested for carrying a knife, looting, and escaping from police custody, and poking holes in a fire hose is facing Federal charges that would give him more jail time than the cops accused of killing Gray
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
New theories about the cause of death of George Washington eliminate boredom at the Federalist debates
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Sat December 12, 2015
(Economist)
 
 
 
As next week's rate decision looms, Federal Reserve debates the drivers of the American economy. Janet's at the wheel, yellen' "Buckle up, Buckaroo"
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Thu December 10, 2015
(Federal Trade Commission)
 
 
 
Dear Nordstrom, Bed Bath & Beyond, JC Penney: Rayon is not "bamboo." Never was. Never will be. Thanks for your cooperation, Federal Trade Commission
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Thu December 03, 2015
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Federal appeals court rules you have the constitutional right to fantasize
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(US News)
 
 
 
Federal government slammed for wasting $375,000 studying the dating habits of seniors. Apparently they could have just spent $7.59 for the Early Bird Special at Golden Corral and watched the customers
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Wed December 02, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Ben Carson: "The U.S. government should transfer the 2.4 billion acres of federally-owned land to the states in which they lie." Difficulty: the entire land mass of the United States is 2.3 billion acres
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Mon November 30, 2015
(WAFF Huntsville)
 
 
 
News: Woman facing federal charges for threatening to slit a passenger's throat and forcing a plane to divert to New Orleans, Fark: The woman is Lindsay Lohan's stepmother
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(35)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Federal regulators are poised to block the proposed merger of Staples and Office Depot despite both companies' assertions that even now no one can tell them apart anyway
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Tue November 24, 2015
(Tech Dirt)
 
 
 
A monkey, an animal-rights organization and a primatologist walk into federal court. Monkey see, monkey sue is not good law
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Thu November 19, 2015
(PennLive)
 
 
 
This man got charged with federal tax evasion, and by the looks of his mugshot, he looks evil enough to do it
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Mon November 16, 2015
(NYPost)
 
 
 
New federal reports says the TSA couldn't find a bomb even if Crazy Harry showed up at an airport with a one-way ticket to Raqqa and a funny-looking package
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Thu November 12, 2015
(Delaware Online)
 
 
 
Emu on the lam for 66 days prompts elementary school lockdown in Delaware. Armed federal agents on standby
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Wed November 11, 2015
(UPI)
 
 
 
Federal appeals court overrules lower court and says the NSA phone data collection is totes legit, doesn't need to be shut down after all. Gee...wonder what those judges had on their phones? Hmmm
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Tue November 10, 2015
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Neel Kashkari, incompetent bailout chief with no economy background whatsoever, named new president of Minneapolis Federal Reserve Bank. With, "I think I just pooped a little" mugshot of the happy appointee
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Sat October 31, 2015
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Fake Federal agent weaves web of deceit
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(18)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
500 Colorado hospitals are on the hook for a $258 million settlement in a federal whistle-blower case alleging improper Medicare billing of 10,000 procedures
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(30)
 


Wed October 28, 2015
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Ben Carson's position on the debt ceiling raises the question of whether or not he understands even the most basic rudiments of the federal budgetary process
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Mon October 26, 2015
(Maclean's)
 
 
 
After taking it from both ends in the last federal Canadian election, party toys with the idea of shortening their name to just 'DP'
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(42)
 
(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Marco Rubio, who has stopped showing up to vote in the Senate because it's hard, would really like to see more federal workers fired for poor performance
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(68)
 


Thu October 22, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Yeah, yeah definitely a violation of minimum wage laws, yeah definitely definitely slave labor, definitely owed $2,370.50, plus penalties and interest, of course, and of course minus, minus FICA and Federal withholding yeah
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Sun October 18, 2015
(Federal News Radio)
 
 
 
If you're from New York, Minnesota, Louisiana, or American Samoa, the federal government is off-limits to you
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(68)
 


Fri October 16, 2015
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Federal regulations require you to declare firearms in your checked baggage so the baggage handlers know which ones to break into
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(48)
 


Wed October 14, 2015
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
There is one state in the country where over 1 million people eligible for health care reform coverage have yet to take advantage and get coverage, violating Federal law
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