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Headlines matching 'fats'
Thu May 24, 2012
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(Washington Post) Fail Too lazy to give birth the old fashioned way? Well, good job, that's why your baby is fat  (washingtonpost.com) (98)


Wed May 23, 2012
(The Atlantic) Amusing In today's big fat American news, CDC publishes "new (ab)normal" portion-size infographic, featuring bloated pedestrian icons of now instead of trim pedestrian icons of the 1950s  (theatlantic.com) (74)


Wed May 16, 2012
(australian) Scary New study says that fat reaches a person's waistline within three hours of eating a meal, or three and a half hours after Domino's gets the call  (theaustralian.com.au) (47)


Fri May 04, 2012
(Daily Star) Stupid Selfish mother refuses to admit her clinically obese son is fat (with offensive pic of huge child)  (dailystar.co.uk) (182)


Mon April 30, 2012
(Yahoo) Silly College student sues bar for telling her to go be fat somewhere else  (news.yahoo.com) (344)


Wed April 25, 2012
(Daily Mail) Ironic Study: Dieting makes you fat  (dailymail.co.uk) (264)


Sat April 21, 2012
(Some Guy) Interesting Great news for all you fat alcoholics out there  (gizmag.com) (44)


Sat April 14, 2012
(Slate) Obvious Video games are making children fat  (slate.com) (103)


Tue April 10, 2012
(Yahoo) Followup Syrian casualties include 3 generals, 9 lieutenants, 5 captains, 3 majors, and one very fat colonel who called rebel leader a... "cheeky fellow"  (news.yahoo.com) (101)


Tue April 03, 2012
(Spinner) Followup Karl Lagerfeld apologizes for calling Adele fat, sends her several large purses and a gift card to Old Country Buffet to make amends  (spinner.com) (57)


Sun April 01, 2012
(Mother Nature Network) Unlikely Antibiotics are making you fat, which explains how Jenny McCarthy can stay so slim even this late into her 30s  (mnn.com) (88)


Thu March 29, 2012
(Starpulse) Interesting Clay Aiken finally admits that he had the "fat sucked out of his chin". Wow, his boyfriend must be reeeeeeallly good  (starpulse.com) (22)


Tue March 27, 2012
(Daily Mail) Dumbass Mother of the Year candidate admits to downing 12 'small' cans of lager a day while expecting her sixth child, states "I'm too fat to work" (w/pics)  (dailymail.co.uk) (145)


Sun March 25, 2012
(PennLive) Spiffy College student hosts a luncheon to encourage girls to embrace their bodies no matter how fat they are. Sandwiches, potato chips, and pickles were on the menu (w/ 'Of course you would' picture of student)  (pennlive.com) (198)
(Slate) Dumbass This is why women have eating disorders: "journalists" (male, of course) claim Jennifer Lawrence is "too fat" to play Katniss  (slate.com) (150)


Sat March 17, 2012
(Washington Post) Interesting 25 recipes under 500 calories, which still add up to 12,500 when you eat ALL OF THEM, lardass  (washingtonpost.com) (47)


Fri March 09, 2012
(The Atlantic) Interesting Industrial chemicals - it's what's really making us fat. Juicy, tasty industrial chemicals  (theatlantic.com) (97)
(Fox News) Obvious Announcer: "the world's population is getting fatter." World: *Yawn* Announcer: So fat that Brazil is no longer making tiny bikinis and is instead making bathing suits for fatties" World: "EVERYBODY PANIC"  (latino.foxnews.com) (23)


Wed March 07, 2012
(The Sun) Stupid Nanny state tells five-year-old that he will probably become a fat adult because his BMI was a mere 4 points over normal. With pictures of so-called fatty  (thesun.co.uk) (155)


Tue March 06, 2012
(Talking Points Memo) Spiffy It's do or die for Romney, Santorum, the fat troll, and the old guy with the big ears as Super Tuesday is here. So grab your capes, power rings, and golden lassos for the Super Tuesday Discussion Thread  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (lots)


Mon March 05, 2012
(Reuters) Strange Our expansion strategy can be summed up in five words: "pork donuts and LeBron James"  (reuters.com) (7)


Tue February 14, 2012
(WTOP) Interesting The secret to making Americans less fat? Secretly swap out their portion sizes and give them a different-colored plate  (wtop.com) (138)


Fri February 10, 2012
(Jalopnik) Fail The lack of a stainless steel body, Flux Capacitor, and time circuits are a dealbreaker  (jalopnik.com) (11)


Tue February 07, 2012
(Dayton Daily News) Obvious Study finds that McDonald's revives the McRib sandwich in order to crush pesky competition for imitation pork sandwiches. You stopped reading after McRib didn't you?  (daytondailynews.com) (69)


Mon February 06, 2012
(Spinner) Dumbass Noel Gallagher on Adele: "She'll disappear and no one will remember her because she's fat"  (spinner.com) (108)


Wed February 01, 2012
(Wired) Strange US Army develops new method for dealing with overweight soldiers: injecting them with more fat  (wired.com) (66)


Tue January 31, 2012
(Some Guy) Obvious This just in: Fat doctors less likely to tell you you're fat  (medpagetoday.com) (41)

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