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156 headlines found matching 'fat'
Fri December 09, 2016
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(Fox 5 Atlanta)
 
 
 
Georgia family finds balloon sent by boy to his father in heaven as a Christmas letter. Now they need help to track him down and make his Christmas a merrier one
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Thu December 08, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"The BBC was unable to verify the size of Olivio's behind"
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Tue December 06, 2016
(Dangerous Minds)
 
 
 
"Dead at 17: The Fatal Consequences of Masturbation." Includes helpful watercolor illustrations of what appears to be Peewee Herman wasting away (SFW)
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Chinese lake squirrels become Fark squirrels by getting too fat to have sex because tourists won't stop feeding them
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Fri December 02, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Americans' cholesterol levels have been falling. Mostly because fat doesn't taste anywhere near as good as the foods that are made with sugar or salt
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
You're fatter than you think you are
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Wed November 30, 2016
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Hipster fathers are deathly afraid of their kids calling them Dad like some suburban Saved-by-the-Bell-type doofus, ask that they be referred to as "Papa" for that authoritative, old-timey, yet alternative flair
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(WWL)
 
 
 
Father of the Year tries to drop off child-support payment at McDonald's drive-through window, becomes enraged when ex won't come to window, crawls through said window, beats her
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(KRTV Great Falls)
 
 
 
Cow tipping prank results in multiple fatalities
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
The titular man in the high castle will have monkey strong bowels girded with strength like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung
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Tue November 29, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
House Majority Leader Kevin McCarthy, on Obamacare's fate: "Let's bulldoze the house now and worry about how we'll shelter the residents later"
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Fri November 25, 2016
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Fat Boy rescued by little men
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Father: "Welcome to Thanksgiving dinner, kids. Also, you are on your own"
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(Snopes)
 
 
 
Conan O'Brien in 2006: 'If he wasn't my father, I would spray him with Mace
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Thu November 24, 2016
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Finally somebody is doing something about Finland's excessive waste of Christmas ham fat
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Tue November 22, 2016
(Komo)
 
 
 
Bus driver suffers fatal heart attack while driving on elevated roadway, has the presence of mind to slow the bus and tell his passengers to take over with his last breath
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(RTE Ireland)
 
 
 
Everybody's Irish Grandfather has cancer
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Mon November 21, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Multiple fatalities reported following elementary school bus crash in Tennessee
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Chris Christie got frozen out of Trump's Cabinet not because he jailed the father of Trump's son-in-law Jared Kushner, but because Trump was annoyed that Christie kept trying to get "in the frame" as news cameras filmed Trump on election night
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Sun November 20, 2016
(CBS News)
 
 
 
A police officer who was there to comfort a girl who just saw her father kill her mother has been demoted
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Sat November 19, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Behold Britain's most fattening sandwich - 8,000 calories of kebab meat, surrounded by breaded chicken and coated with cheese. In addition - Diners have to sign a form to say they won't sue in the event of a heart attack
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
A strong contender emerges for "Coolest Dad Of The Year" when a father uses Elite: Dangerous to take his daughter and her classmates on a tour of the Sol System
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Thu November 17, 2016
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Legends of Tomorrow, the hunt for Rip Hunter takes the Legends back to the Old West. They are immediately entangled with Jonah Hex with the fate of the Dakota territory at stake. (CW 8ET)
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(Slate)
 
 
 
You know that anti-Obama painting where an uncaring Obama stands on the Constitution while a white man sits forlornly on a park bench and all the founding fathers look on in horror? Well, guess who just bought it for Trump to hang in the White House
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(Extra Crispy)
 
 
 
WTF margarine, what the hell are you anyway?
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(Fox 61 Connecticut)
 
 
 
Son steals $8,000 coin collection from father, puts it through Coinstar to make $60 to buy crack
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Wed November 16, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Your supreme leader so fat when he wears a Malcolm X t-shirt, helicopters try to land on his back
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Trey Parker, Father of the Year
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
So Kushner's father was prosecuted by Christie for tampering with witnesses, his sister and brother in law. Kushner hired a prostitute to trap the brother in law at a family party. Confused? You won't be after this episode of SOAP
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Tue November 15, 2016
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
After 44 years, take a fascinating look into Francis Ford Coppola's 'Godfather' production notebook - complete with never-before-seen photos, handwritten script notes
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Best Korea to China: Stop calling our dear leader Kim Fatty III. We are not amused
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(Worldwide Interweb)
 
 
 
These superhero fan glamour shots are super awesome. Sorry, what I meant to say is, "you're not going to believe these shocking superhero glamour shots you can totally relate to that will help you finally remove that belly fat"
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Mon November 14, 2016
(TVLine)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Supergirl, Mr. Action steps in to save National City when Kara comes down with a nasty parasite. Meanwhile, Alex reaches a fateful decision. (CW 8ET)
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
It's National Pickle Day, so be sure to give one to your significant other
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Sun November 13, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
Irreplaceable 18th century statue at a museum in Portugal becomes the victim of typically 21st century fate ... the tourist selfie
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Sat November 12, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
79-year-old father (who's battling cancer) says it's time for assisted living. What should subby be on the lookout for when visiting various places? All tips and advice welcome
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
"Without fat girls, there would be no protests," says Baba Yaga Ann Coulter, setting of a firestorm of criticism against the skeletal backwoods witch demon
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Fri November 11, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
You could be driving in your first Formula One race at age 18 too if you like to drive fast cars, aren't too fat to fit into the cockpit and if your dad happens to be a billionaire. You don't even have to have a driver's licence either
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Thu November 10, 2016
(The Art Newspaper)
 
 
 
Skeleton of Paul Gauguin's father has been found. Who was even looking for it?
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(Recycling International)
 
 
 
The Navy is having a hard time getting rid of the mothballed USS Independence because it's too fat to fit through the Panama Canal
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(A Plus)
 
 
 
Once a bad boy of the culinary world circa 1999, Anthony Bourdain reiterates that he's just a boring dad and that you don't want to party with him now. "Fatherhood changes everything. At that moment, you stop being the star of the film"
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
The top foods that cause insomnia. Who knew consuming a bacon cheeseburger would cause heartburn?
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Tue November 08, 2016
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Scientists prove that all your thoughts glide on a layer of fat, which is probably why you like bacon so much
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Mon November 07, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
When this is all over and Trump looks back on where it all went started to go wrong, he will probably realize it was the day he decided to pick a fight with the Gold Star father who spoke at the DNC. In fact Trump will probably scream out his name
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
"Puppies. Because election fatigue is real, y'all." This is a real article in a national newspaper... and we probably need it
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Fri November 04, 2016
(LA Times)
 
 
 
US military sees future warfare done from computers. Lowers standards to recruit overweight, basement-dwelling, marijuana smoking nerds. Fatigues redesigned to hold pocket protectors
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Thu November 03, 2016
(WTHR Indianapolis)
 
 
 
Cubs fan keeps a promise to listen to a World Series game with his father. In this case, he drove from his North Carolina home and spent the night at his father's Indiana gravesite
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
President Obama doesn't overreact at all, just says the 'FATE OF WORLD' is at risk if Donald Trump is elected president in North Carolina speech
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Wed November 02, 2016
(Independent Journal Review)
 
 
 
Biker flung over cliff in fatal crash on "The Dragon" selfies goodbye to family, finds his St. George is some guy from Alabama
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(Bangkok Post)
 
 
 
Thais allowed to cheer at soccer games again
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Tue November 01, 2016
(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
Father out hunting with with his three kids manages to shoot two of them with one shot. The third one had to make do with a cut on the hand
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(MSN)
 
 
 
The world's oldest living person eats this food every day. What is it you ask? Well it is incredible and edible for starts
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Mon October 31, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Australia legalizes medicinal pot for things like chronic pain, nausea, non-fatal attacks by Australian fauna etc
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Sun October 30, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The Founding Fathers never expected this level of political polarization, and that's because they didn't expect the internet
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Fri October 28, 2016
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Today's Fat Guy Touchdown is brought to you by Brian O'Neill and the University of Pittsburgh
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Thu October 27, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Come for the Beast from 20,000 Fathoms, stay for the Killer Shrews. BONUS: "Jaws" from James Bond as a caveman
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Tue October 25, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
New Jersey Man who jumped to death off a bridge while holding his two sons wrote about the joys of fatherhood. Before he apparently changed his mind
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Mon October 24, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The Walloons are real and spectacularly Belgian. Here are eight things you probably didn't know about those miserable fat Frenchy bastards, in particular their claim on Audrey Hepburn as Wallonian celebrity
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Church apologizes and asks for forgiveness after banning fat people from its "worship team"
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Sat October 22, 2016
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Science says that cheese makes wine taste gouda
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Thu October 20, 2016
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Indians to host World Series Game 1 on the same night the Cavs get their NBA championship rings. If you believe in fate, this means something
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(NPR)
 
 
 
There were 35,092 auto fatalities in 2015. Cars are smarter than ever, but humans have only become more stupid
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(WSAU Wausau)
 
 
 
Jury to decide the fate of Branch Dildonian domestic terrorists, whose bold strategy to overthrow the government was take over an aviary
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Donald Trump Jr: Being president "will be a step down" for his father. (w/video insanity; skip to 1:20 mark)
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Wed October 19, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
Video
 
Man eats 15 Happy Meals in 33 minutes
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Sun October 16, 2016
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Javier Baez becomes the first Cubs player to steal home in a postseason game since 1907. If you believe in fate, this means something
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Fri October 14, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Average smokers delay quitting for more than seven years because they'd rather risk cancer than get fat
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Donald Trump Jr. gets more than just his name from his father. In an interview from 2013 he argued that if women can't handle harassment or rowdy behavior in the workplace, they "should go maybe teach kindergarten"
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Thu October 13, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bally, the lads have the right-o to prang Ivan's kite right in the how's your father if one those hairy blighters dicky-birds one of ours
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Trump: Look at the woman accusing me. I don't think so. I mean she's like a 3 and I'm rich and fat with skin as loose and thin as my toupee. What would I want with her?
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Tue October 11, 2016
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Billy Bush's house of cards collapses even further as his "Topless Maids" video from Father's Day 2016 surfaces (sfw)
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Fri October 07, 2016
(Science Alert)
 
 
 
World's first weed fatality
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
He's been bossed around, forced to fetch McDonald's, and is the face of a petty scandal. Now, the final insult and the source of Chris Christie's tears of unfathomable sadness
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Dear Deidre: I am having mind-blowing sex with married coworker who is now pregnant. She assures me I am NOT the father, but I am dubious since she is allergic to condoms, If the child is mine, I want to step up and be a dad. Help
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
It's October, so David Ortiz legged out a double faster than he did all season. Not bad for a Large Father
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Thu October 06, 2016
(The Week)
 
 
 
ISIS issues fatwa against indoor cat sex. Every decent American urged to grab strays in heat & set up feline Plato's Retreats in their living rooms
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Eric Trump: My father really isn't that smart after all
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
With a month to go, Hillary Clinton stretches her lead to 10 points. Trump reacts by calling all American women fat and challenging Rosie O'Donnell to a duel
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Wed October 05, 2016
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Father throws out 19-year-old son's Lego collection. Shoves, punches, handcuffs follow
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Mon October 03, 2016
(Vox)
 
 
 
So lemme get this straight. The Drudge Report is helping to spread the rumor that Bill Clinton has an illegitimate son he fathered with a black prostitute which The Drudge Report helped prove was false back in 1999 and holy crap I've gone cross-eyed
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Fri September 30, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
Remember all those fat, lazy blob people being carted around in self-propelled armchairs in "Wall-E"? Well, Nissan apparently thought that was a good idea
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Republicans who support Donald Trump are trying to fathom his insane sex tape Tweets
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
The sad fates of abandoned stadiums left to die (deslidefied)
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Today in REVISIONIST HISTORY TALKING POINTS, a Trump spokesman says his boss "never fat-shamed anyone." Let's go to the panel and see--OH LAWD
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Trump advisers weigh putting Christie in charge of debate prep." I know there's a fat joke in there somewhere, but I'm too busy sitting on my bed hacking into the DNC
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Thu September 29, 2016
(NYPost)
 
 
 
"At the moment people, and especially women, were paying the most attention ever to the race Trump decides it is a good time to call a beautiful woman fat"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Newt Gingrich to Log Cabin Republicans: "No fat chicks, amirite? Can I get a high five?"
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Trump's Miss Universe appeared in a live sex show. Before she got fat, presumably
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Trump spokesvacuum Kayleih McEnany goes on CNN to defend Trump's fat-shaming of Alicia Machado by comparing Machado to "an ISIS terrorist who kills people"
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Wed September 28, 2016
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Your grandfather was mysteriously murdered in 2013, You were the subject of a manhunt in 2011, and your mother mysteriously falls overboard from your boat, the Chicken Pox, and disappears? Seems legit
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Tue September 27, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
Trump on former Miss Universe who is voting against him: But she really DID get fat
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Mon September 26, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Cult movie director Herschell G. Lewis, the 'Godfather of Gore,' has passed away, 87
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Neither the debate commission or any of the major news networks plan on doing live fact checking during tonight's debates, likely to avoid any fatalities from employees attempting to keep up with Trump
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Man old movies are so slow and dumb and OMG WHEAT HARVESTERS ARE TERRIFYING
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Sun September 25, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's rather odd week reveals his bleak, fatalist worldview and inability to offer solid statements
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Sat September 24, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Eric Trump: "My father built his empire from nothing," forgetting to add, "more than a million-dollar loan from his father"
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Father lets 5-year-old son perform burnouts in his car because 'car addiction stops drug addiction' and besides, nothing could ever go wrong
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Fri September 23, 2016
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Oklahoma, where the fat kids come rolling down the plain
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
"He's just a fantastic guy who took control," Donald Trump says of Egyptian president Abdel Fattah el-Sisi
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Wed September 21, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
That fitbit of yours is just making you fatter
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Tue September 20, 2016
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
NYC Bombing suspect's father told the FBI that his son was a terrorist 2 years ago
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Mon September 19, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Prosecutors formally accuse Chris Christie of being fat. Also of knowing about the George Washington Bridge closing from the beginning
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Here is why supermarket bacon hides its glorious fat. Then again, who the hell cares - it's bacon
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Sun September 18, 2016
(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Trump humper Alex Jones snaps, says President Obama's father was "fake" and his mother was a paid CIA sex operative
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Thu September 15, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Ivanka Trump storms out of Cosmo interview after the magazine asked her about her father's misogynistic sexism. And they didn't even mention his creepy incestuous comments about her
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
"This is why Texans are fat" or "This is why I'm moving to Texas"
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Wed September 14, 2016
(WWLP)
 
 
 
Drunk, driving away from fatal hit-and-run in damaged car is not good time to stop in Taco Bell drive-thru for munchies, just saying
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(Hot Air)
 
 
 
Really Dems, that's all you've got? Calling Trump a fatty?
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Officer who put Eric Garner in fatal chokehold made $120,000 by clocking in overtime while on desk duty
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Tue September 13, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fans of the Java browser plugin, prepare to say farewell to your fat, ugly, less-than-trusty bloated companion, as Oracle announces they will not include it in future Java releases
 


Mon September 12, 2016
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Research dug up by medical journals shows that the sugar industry bought off researchers for decades to blame dietary fats for everything from heart disease to disco
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Pete Davidson, the breakout star of Saturday Night Live, opens up about his father, who gave his life for his country as a first responder on September 11th
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Sun September 11, 2016
(Columbia Daily Herald)
 
 
 
Fat, drunk, and trying to pull a body out of the casket at a funeral is no way to go through life, lady
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Will Alicia put on bike shorts? Will Ilene forgive Elena? Will Ruben Blades return? Will Junkie Depp's skills help the cult? Will we see more of the boring father and son? It's your Fear the Walking Dead Discussion Thread, 9PM ET on AMC
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
South Korea: "If that fat kid to the north shows any signs of actually launching a nuke, we're wiping out that craphole capital of his"
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Sat September 10, 2016
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
If you were confused about what regulatory capture is, here's a fat free, homogenized, Grade A example
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Britain is "too lazy and too fat" with businessmen preferring "golf on a Friday afternoon", according to UK Trade Secretary. Like Brits would go outside when there's a new episode of "Ow, My Balls" coming up on BBC4
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Fri September 09, 2016
(iNews (UK))
 
 
 
20 years ago today, an orange Australian picked a fight with a fat Italian plumber
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Wed September 07, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Historic Beverly Hills mansion where The Godfather was filmed goes on sale again. Make them an offer they can't refuse
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Tue September 06, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Nothing says love like feeding your girlfriend shakes through a funnel to help her become the world's fattest woman
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"Father of Biodiversity" fears two things. Nuclear war and yellow-haired, carrot-skinned, Presidential candidates
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Mon September 05, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
Study shows that smiling more does not make you happier. Slate's conclusion: science is fatally flawed
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(E! Online)
 
 
 
Crikey, Bindi Irwin remembers her father on the 10th anniversary of his death
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Sun September 04, 2016
(Today)
 
 
 
Is fat shaming or slut shaming more appropriate for 9 year olds?
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(Courier Mail)
 
 
 
Family of five, whose father disappeared for several days, may have been suffering from a group schizophrenic event, which is doctor for "these people are kooky"
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Fri September 02, 2016
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Council officers tear up village's only playground because they fear fat children might get stuck in the fun tunnel
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(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Every Tuesday in Louisiana is Fat Tuesday as a new obesity index proves it is the fattest state in the US
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Eric Trump say it is "pretty amazing" that so many of his father's Hispanic advisers have renounced their support since Trumps big immigration speech, because it's the same farked up shiat he's been saying since the primaries, so why dump him now?
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Thu September 01, 2016
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
While it's awful and despicable that vapid Glenn Beck employee Tomi Lahren says "absent black fathers like Kaepernick's are to blame for the disrespect" it's even worse to see the hate and vitriol in the comments
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My grandmother is dying, and my father has decided that when she passes, he will not tell his institutionalized adopted brother because he worries it will cause him to descend back into drugs. I say he has to know. Who's right?"
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Freshman girl, 18, and her 82-year-old grandfather enroll at the same college. She feels it's an important way to be with her family, take advantage of his wisdom, and have someone around who's old enough to buy beer
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Tue August 30, 2016
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Trump's modeling agency: No fat chicks but illegal immigrants OK
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(Fark)
 
 
 
If some bizarre turn of fate made you President of the United States tomorrow, what would be the first three things you did? Okay, the first three things AFTER banging Christina Hendricks in the Oval Office
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(Springfield News-Sun)
 
 
 
It's rush hour, bumper to bumper traffic on I-75 near Cincinnati. What a great place for a father and son to try heroin together
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Mon August 29, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
And your moral dilemma of the week: Should collector cars involved in fatal crashes be rebuilt, or scrapped out of respect for the victims and their families?
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Sun August 28, 2016
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Father with a short temper catches his daughter in his car fooling around with a boy. Girl not glad after mad dad goes off like a bad launching pad
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Sat August 27, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
RIP John Ellenby, godfather of the laptop
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Fri August 26, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
That moment when your $100,000 whale vomit turns out to be just worthless fat (pics)
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Thu August 25, 2016
(The Times of India)
 
 
 
Having slimmer friends can help people lose weight. Difficulty: Finding a group of thin, beautiful people who want to hang out with a fatty
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(WKBW Buffalo)
 
 
 
Not your father's Radio Flyer wagon
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Wed August 24, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Eric Trump argues his father doesn't need to release his tax returns because people wouldn't understand them anyway. Checkmate, libs
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Back in 1900, respectable women in Alaska were urged to stay away from Donald Trump's grandfather's hotel. "They are liable to hear that which would be repugnant to their feelings and uttered, too, by the depraved of their own sex"
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Tue August 23, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Fat people are actually nicer than thin people. Here comes the science ... and a bacon cheeseburger
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Forget about having a 77-lb giant pearl under your bed that's worth a heap of money, how about a father and son finding a lump of whale vomit worth maybe £65,000 while walking on the beach? Mmmmm whale vomit
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Mon August 22, 2016
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
♪ At the home of / Robert Cabana / there'll be food thrown everywhere / in a fat fight stabbing scare ♪
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(Times Herald-Record)
 
 
 
Father and son were playing catch on the shoulder of a busy highway as they were waiting for a tow truck and the ball landed on the road. Since this is Fark, you can guess what happens next
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Wed August 17, 2016
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
McDonald's says it will include fatness tracker with Happy Meal purchase. Whoops, make that fitness tracker. Yep, that's sure to curb childhood obesity
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
How the father of the super soaker made splashes at NASA, the air force and the toy making industry
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Egyptian state TV to female presenters: "No fat chicks"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Pleasant human-interest story: identical twins cross Olympic marathon finish line holding hands. German officials: YOU HAVE EMBARRASSED THE FATHERLAND
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(Self Magazine)
 
 
 
Eight food myths you need to stop believing right now. Yes "gluten sensitivity" is on there
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Tue August 16, 2016
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Not surprisingly, the fattest of the fat cats lives in NYC
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Daughter accuses father of rape; lawyers show daughter committed 50 Shades of Perjury. Tag is for lawyers who actually had to read 50 Shades to get client acquitted
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Mon August 15, 2016
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Father credits "divine intervention" for sparing his toddler's life from mountain lion's hunger. Unknown why divine intervention didn't prevent the attack in the first place. Bonus: dad's name
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Sun August 14, 2016
(Fox9 Minneapolis)
 
 
 
ISIS leader in Afghanistan and Pakistan killed by U.S. drone. Wow, how fat was he?
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Thu August 11, 2016
(Townhall)
 
 
 
Fat, drunk, and stupid is the only way to go through life as a Republican
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