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Headlines matching 'fat'
Sat February 11, 2012
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(Some gun-totin' dad) Followup Remember that Dad who shot up his daughter's laptop? This released statement should tell you whether he's a good father or just a prick  (litefm.com) (938)


Fri February 10, 2012
(Business News Daily) Interesting Your business plan sounds fat  (businessnewsdaily.com) (3)
(The New York Times) Obvious According to the United States Census Bureau, when a child is being watched by his father, that's a special "child care arrangement." When the mother is in responsible, that's the way God intended   (parenting.blogs.nytimes.com) (175)


Thu February 09, 2012
(Some Guy) Spiffy Ugly-ass rhino that started the FARK ugly-ass animal cliche to be an ugly-ass father. Spiffy tag takes it over ugly-ass unlikely tag  (wlwt.com) (1)
(STLToday) Ironic St. Louis man fatally shot trying to get people to sign a petition to make Missouri safer  (stltoday.com) (76)


Tue February 07, 2012
(NPR) Sad The man who tried to keep Challenger from launching that fateful morning has been reunited with the crew  (npr.org) (124)


Mon February 06, 2012
(Spinner) Dumbass Noel Gallagher on Adele: "She'll disappear and no one will remember her because she's fat"  (spinner.com) (108)
(Guardian) Interesting Patrick Stewart tries to support charities by highlighting domestic abuse at hands of father, Gul Madred  (guardian.co.uk) (27)


Sun February 05, 2012
(Toronto Star) Cool Muslim clerics issue a fatwa. Against honour killings, domestic violence and hatred of women  (thestar.com) (104)


Sat February 04, 2012
(The News & Observer (NC)) Cool Want to go out on a five-mile run and come back fatter than you were at the start? Head down to Raleigh for this year's Krispy Kreme Challenge  (newsobserver.com) (18)
(Gawker) Amusing Bill Maher un-baptizes Mitt Romney's atheist father-in-law  (gawker.com) (290)


Fri February 03, 2012
(Chicago Tribune) Dumbass My Father always told me, "If you're doing something that will make you wanted by the police, remember not to ask the police if you're wanted"  (chicagotribune.com) (14)


Thu February 02, 2012
(JSOnline) Fail Sub-Zero loses, promptly performs fatalities on 100 jobs  (jsonline.com) (24)


Wed February 01, 2012
(Wired) Strange US Army develops new method for dealing with overweight soldiers: injecting them with more fat  (wired.com) (66)


Tue January 31, 2012
(LA Times) Followup Porsche Girl's father gets $2.37 million for enduring epic trolling  (latimes.com) (381)
(Some Guy) Obvious This just in: Fat doctors less likely to tell you you're fat  (medpagetoday.com) (41)


Mon January 30, 2012
(Yahoo) Hero Matt Cassel saves family from house fire. Also saves: cat, player piano, washer, dryer, grandfather clock, couch, vanity, dining set  (sports.yahoo.com) (35)


Sat January 28, 2012
(MSNBC) Strange CEO of Archie Comics banned from company offices by judge, Veronica and her rich father  (bottomline.msnbc.msn.com) (33)
(YouTube) Interesting Did you know Here Comes the Sun had a guitar solo? And Damn, Dhanni looks like his father  (youtube.com) (46)


Fri January 27, 2012
(Gawker) Strange Mitt Romney converted his atheist father-in-law to Mormonism after his death. Take that, Atheists  (gawker.com) (195)
(TMZ) Interesting Michael Jackson's daughter, Paris, has a crush on Justin Bieber. She's becoming more like her father every day  (tmz.com) (31)


Thu January 26, 2012
(Telegraph) Obvious Premiere League soccer is headed for the same fate as the NFL. With pic of fans who understand why  (telegraph.co.uk) (44)
(Telegraph) Interesting New study claims that regularly eating fried foods does NOT cause heart attacks. Fatties rejoice, immediately stampede to Denny's  (telegraph.co.uk) (19)


Wed January 25, 2012
(Daily Mail) Ironic Saudi driver who defied driving ban on female driving takes her protest to the next level, defying ban on female fatal car accidents  (dailymail.co.uk) (90)


Mon January 23, 2012
(vancouver observer) Interesting When multiculturalism works, it's a beautiful thing. Gung Haggis Fat Choy, everyone  (vancouverobserver.com) (43)


Fri January 20, 2012
(Daily Mail) Dumbass "Bride-to-be dumps her boyfriend to move in with his father" Wow, are your SO's parents attractive in THAT way?  (dailymail.co.uk) (250)
(Some Guy) Video The first clip from the "Manos: the Hands of Fate" restoration project is up; Torgo has never looked clearer or creepier  (manosinhd.com) (22)


Thu January 19, 2012
(Mercury News) Misc OJ Simpson may have never found the real killers, but he found Khloe Kardashian's real father. And it is him  (mercurynews.com) (98)
(Capital New York) Strange Brand new generation of news-junkie hipsters increasingly flock to CBS's slowpaced 'Sunday Morning with Charles Osgood' because of the PBR Effect - it's so obviously uncool that it ends up being as cool as your grandfather  (capitalnewyork.com) (61)


Wed January 18, 2012
(Reuters) Interesting The good news: we really aren't getting any fatter. The bad news: we really aren't getting any skinnier, either  (reuters.com) (27)


Tue January 17, 2012
(ESPN) Dumbass Antrell Rolle goes Antrelle Rolle, opens his big fat yapper. Bonus: "My heart doesn't pump any Kool-Aid, only blood"  (espn.go.com) (39)
(Mother Nature Network) Spiffy Vanilla Ice is a rapper, breakdancer, actor, amateur wrestler, motorcrosser, Juggalo, vegan, jet-skier, tattoo enthusiast, recovered heroin addict, loving father, "Surreal Life" housemate, and former love interest of Debbie Gibson  (mnn.com) (82)
(NW Florida Daily News) Florida If your stepfather asks you to stop staring at him, the wrong answer is "make me"  (nwfdailynews.com) (32)


Mon January 16, 2012
(Nature) Obvious We finally have an area of science the US is far more advanced and liberal than Europe: Genetically engineering giant frankenburgers topped with basketball-sized tomatoes, woolly mammoth bacon and low-fat plastic cheese  (blogs.nature.com) (90)


Sat January 14, 2012
(Canoe) Dumbass Two men charged after fatal race between snowmobile, pickup and ATV. The snowmobile lost, by the way  (cnews.canoe.ca) (35)


Fri January 13, 2012
(The Week) Amusing McDonald's to start putting books in Happy Meals, instead of toys. "I'll take fat and well-read over skinny and illiterate any day"  (theweek.com) (88)


Thu January 12, 2012
(News.com.au) Asinine Airlines needing additional income to cover rising fuel costs, now looking heavily at fat people  (news.com.au) (105)


Wed January 11, 2012
(WWTDD) Obvious Khloe Kardashian might have a different father. Attichitcuk may have some explaining to do  (wwtdd.com) (50)
(Village Voice) Strange Fidel Castro endorses a robot for President of the United States, completely unaware of the 58% chance of a fatal robot attack  (blogs.villagevoice.com) (44)
(CNN) Dumbass Katy Perry's father apologizes for anti-Semitic remarks, shows that boobs run in the family  (marquee.blogs.cnn.com) (30)


Tue January 10, 2012
(Daily Mail) Dumbass It's not going to be a good day when you check your Facebook account and find that your father has you up for sale  (dailymail.co.uk) (36)
(Some Guy) Dumbass Bobby Hebert, former Saints QB and father of a LSU player, berates Les Miles because. A) They played lousy. B) They played lousy. C) Hebert's son T-Bob was benched  (thepostgame.com) (72)


Mon January 09, 2012
(Short List) Sad The largely depressing fates of 10 iconic child actors. Including enough photos to make the kids from Super 8 consider months of gruelling plastic surgery before they hit 21  (shortlist.com) (257)
(ESPN) Fail Jeff Jordan does not want to be like his father Michael, leaves UCF basketball team  (espn.go.com) (46)


Sun January 08, 2012
(ESPN) Hero Tim Tebow follows in the footsteps of The Father, The Son and The Holy Sh*t  (scores.espn.go.com) (812)
(Forbes) Stupid Insane medical prediction of the day: raising the speed limit makes you fat  (forbes.com) (54)


Sat January 07, 2012
(KTVZ) Interesting Study finds high-fat foods cause brain scarring -- but that's cool, zombie chicks dig brain scars  (ktvz.com) (41)


Thu January 05, 2012
(Yahoo) Video Fatty McFat-fat goes full James Harrison ... on the high school basketball court  (rivals.yahoo.com) (165)


Wed January 04, 2012
(Daily Mail) Interesting Why gay men don't get fat. Hint: It has to do with what they put in their mouths  (dailymail.co.uk) (84)


Mon January 02, 2012
(Telegraph) Interesting A record number of guns were bought in America as Christmas presents. That'll teach the jolly fatman to think twice about breaking into our homes in the dead of night  (telegraph.co.uk) (141)
(TMZ) Interesting Atlanta Falcon Rowdy Roddy White admits he IS the father of a child whose mother is suing him for child support, even though Maury hasn't come back with the official test results yet  (tmz.com) (6)


Sun January 01, 2012
(Atlanta Journal Constitution) Dumbass Fat parents don't want people telling their fat kids they're fat  (ajc.com) (190)


Sat December 31, 2011
(Daily Mail) Cool Adopted woman, 64, who spent whole life thinking she was an only child discovers she has nine fat, homely siblings living minutes away  (dailymail.co.uk) (37)


Fri December 30, 2011
(NYPost) Hero Hiker and his dog rescued from California cliff after he slid down to get his dog when the dog went over the edge first. Hero tag is for all involved except the father who threw the bottle that the dog went over for  (nypost.com) (41)
(Daily Mail) Sappy Eight months after Peyton Manning's wife gives birth to twins, Colts' QB Dan Orlovsky becomes father of triplets. Andrew Luck suddenly rethinking senior year plans  (dailymail.co.uk) (12)


Thu December 29, 2011
(Deseret News) Obvious Mary Kaye Huntsman discusses Jon Huntsman's presidential chances. They fall somewhere between "fat" and "slim"  (deseretnews.com) (35)
(Huffington Post) Amusing The Onion's film critic is engaged in a Twitter war with the woman who wrote that movie where Sandra Bullock turns that fat kid into a Christian  (huffingtonpost.com) (81)
(Daily Mail) Stupid Catholic school teacher fired for becoming pregnant through artificial insemination. You know, the last time a woman had a kid with no father present, they made her a saint  (dailymail.co.uk) (76)


Wed December 28, 2011
(Quad City Times) Obvious How Lipitor became the world's top selling drug, you fatty-fat fat  (qctimes.com) (43)
(Salon) Sappy This is the story of a woman. A woman who lost her father to a massive heart attack. A woman who learned who her father was...by watching his opening and closing narrations on... The Twilight Zone  (salon.com) (43)


Tue December 27, 2011
(KHOU Houston) Followup Man who lost his son to a car fire seven years ago saves the father of his son's best friend from a car fire, while dressed as Santa Claus  (khou.com) (45)


Mon December 26, 2011
(AL.com) Interesting If eating produce is supposed to be so good for you, then why are fruit flies always so fat and diabetic?  (blog.al.com) (44)
(Mirror.co.uk) Obvious Moffatt to quit Dr. Who, citing stress. By which he means "they won't let me get a piece of the movie deal"  (mirror.co.uk) (86)
(Daily Mail) Interesting Do you hate your mom? You sound fat  (dailymail.co.uk) (53)


Sun December 25, 2011
(YouTube) Sappy An entire classroom full of children get the exact present they wanted from Santa. Yes, even one little girl who only wanted her father home from Iraq this Christmas. It sure is dusty in here  (youtube.com) (33)


Sat December 24, 2011
(NBC Bay Area) Asinine If your doctor has you hold the IV bag, smokes a cigar during your procedure, and flushes your fat down the toilet, he may not be legit  (nbcbayarea.com) (25)


Fri December 23, 2011
(USA Today) Followup Anyone else tired of hearing about chronic fatigue syndrome?  (yourlife.usatoday.com) (105)


Thu December 22, 2011
(LA Times) Interesting Hey fat-head, remember me?  (latimes.com) (8)


Wed December 21, 2011
(LA Times) Obvious Elephant fatally attacked by another elephant at zoo will always be remembered  (latimesblogs.latimes.com) (25)
(CBS Chicago) Obvious "Your entire lives have been defined in too large a part by association with a college football program. Now, you are cowards - unwilling or unable to confront the cold truth that your beloved father figure was a bad man"  (chicago.cbslocal.com) (328)
(JoBlo.com) Amusing Bill Murray put his Ghostbusters 3 script through paper shredder, and sent it back to Harold Ramis and Dan Aykroyd saying "No one wants to pay money to see fat, old men chasing ghosts"  (joblo.com) (146)
(Chicago Tribune) Dumbass Latecomer for the coveted Father of the Year award arrested for putting a photo of his bound and gagged 22-month-old daughter on Facebook  (chicagotribune.com) (109)


Mon December 19, 2011
(Some Guy) Amusing "It used to be that I got home from work and the only thing I'd want to put in my mouth was the cold barrel of my grandfather's shotgun. Then I discovered Sonia Allison's Chicken Tetrazzini, and now there are two things"  (amazon.com) (38)


Sun December 18, 2011
(Fox News) Obvious It's not over until the fat lady sings. Or falls off stage  (foxnews.com) (28)
(Google) NewsFlash Dissident playwright and father of the "Velvet Revolution" and the modern Czech Republic Vaclav Havel dead at 75  (google.com) (175)


Sat December 17, 2011
(Some Guy) Amusing Two gay dads discover they will be grandfathers. Fabulousness ensues  (jezebel.com) (186)
(Chud) Amusing "Crank III" is officially in the works. Here's hoping that it's more satisfying than "The Godfather Part III"  (chud.com) (72)
(LA Times) Scary Fatal shooting at Southern California power company leaves employees shocked. Shooter puts up no resistance  (latimesblogs.latimes.com) (60)


Fri December 16, 2011
(Some Grinch) Silly Leave the Christmas cookies, cakes, candy bars, and soda at home ya little fatties, school is no place for yummy holiday celebrations this year  (boston.cbslocal.com) (43)
(Minneapolis Star Tribune) Asinine "Holy father we pray that the state constitution be amended to define marriage as a one man and one woman which in your wisdom would never be confused with political lobbying and cost us our tax exemption. In Jesus we pray"  (startribune.com) (117)
(USA Today) News Live updates on the Penn State hearing. Author will need to speak to father before posting updates to a second hand source  (content.usatoday.com) (337)


Thu December 15, 2011
(doctorwhotv.com) Interesting Steven Moffat reveals that Season 7 of Doctor Who will not have any two-part episodes  (doctorwhotv.co.uk) (58)


Wed December 14, 2011
(truTV) Interesting Grab yourself a bottle of Coke and read this article about Fatty Arbuckle and how he was railroaded by yellow journalism  (trutv.com) (64)


Mon December 12, 2011
(Chicago Sun-Times) Cool Around the world in cookies. This is why you are fat  (suntimes.com) (60)


Sun December 11, 2011
(Yahoo) Sick Father Bartley's a fairy, but it don't bother Mary. You bet he's from Pedosylvania  (news.yahoo.com) (81)
(NPR) Obvious Spandex, once a vintage ABBA hot chick wardrobe staple, making a comeback. Unfortunately this time around, it's more like sausage casing for American fatasses  (npr.org) (176)
(MSNBC) Unlikely Snooping on people is making you fat  (today.msnbc.msn.com) (36)


Sat December 10, 2011
(Telegraph) Stupid Reports are that 4 children were gunned down on Syrian streets. Hold on Tom, we're getting word that Angelina Jolie and her father, Jon Voight have now reconciled before the world's media  (telegraph.co.uk) (46)


Thu December 08, 2011
(Yahoo) Dumbass Archie Manning: "I talked to Andrew Luck's father and we both think it is best for everyone if Peyton Manning and Andrew Luck were not playing on the same team"  (sports.yahoo.com) (94)


Mon December 05, 2011
(Hollyscoop) Obvious George Clooney says that fatherhood was never meant for him. "Batman & Robin," yes, but fatherhood, no  (hollyscoop.com) (43)
(Politico) Unlikely Marco Rubio releases new unembellished memoir. Spoiler Alert: Fidel Castro is his father  (politico.com) (29)


Fri December 02, 2011
(CBC) Followup Not only will apple juice kill you with arsenic, it will also make you fat. Fark's previous recommendation of substituting beer continues with additional oomph  (cbc.ca) (55)
(BBC) Interesting Headlines about fighting against capitalism, foreign wars, deadbeat fathers, strange lights in the sky and a cow that swallowed a snake: It's not Fark, it's England in 1811  (bbc.co.uk) (7)
(Hartford Courant) Interesting Police say they've shut down a magic mushroom grow-op based on the cash, spores, mason jars, flying monkeys, talking grandfather clocks, giant bejeweled eels, answers to the Ancients' riddles, and cosmic waterfalls they confiscated  (courant.com) (37)


Thu December 01, 2011
(Click On Detroit) Scary When asking a father's permission to marry his daughter, and the answer is no, do you: C) Go in with guns and spray acid all over the entire family?  (clickondetroit.com) (43)
(Huffington Post) Amusing Farks favorite Taiwanese animators take on the American Airlines bankruptcy. With bonus fighter jets, fat cat tycoons and a panda bear punching out a gate agent  (huffingtonpost.com) (11)
(Some Guy) Weird Things you don't expect to inherit from your 90-year-old blue-collar father: 1. Billions of dollars. 2. An oil company. 3. A storage unit with his 1,000+ dildo collection (language Not safe for work)  (nzafro.tumblr.com) (64)


Wed November 30, 2011
(Some Master) Spiffy The reason there's no pristine digital restoration of "Manos: The Hands of Fate?" Because until now, no one has had a flawless workprint to use  (manosinhd.com) (195)
(Denver Post) Spiffy Legalizing medical marijuana leads to a 12% drop in alcohol related fatal car crashes  (denverpost.com) (127)
(St. Petersburg Times) Florida Protip: If you were involved in a fatal hit and run, and got away with it, don't call the cops on your boyfriend and try to have him arrested. It never works out well  (tampabay.com) (30)


Sun November 27, 2011
(Daily Mail) Dumbass Father of the Year candidate is a 34-year-old on welfare, has had 15 children with 13 different women, and has two more on the way. Bonus: His name is Cumming  (dailymail.co.uk) (280)


Wed November 23, 2011
(Daily Mail) Strange Boy's rare heart condition makes laughing potentially fatal. Doctors prescribe beta-blockers, entire DVD box set of Mr. Belvedere  (dailymail.co.uk) (68)


Tue November 22, 2011
(Contact Music) Strange Francis Ford Coppola regrets sequels to "The Godfather." He's half-right  (contactmusic.com) (85)
(Canada.com) Weird Father says daughter is only accusing him of sexual assault because she's been brainwashed by her triple-murderer husband. Either way, Thanksgiving is going to be awkward  (canada.com) (44)


Mon November 21, 2011
(MSNBC) Sad Mariners outfielder Greg Halman fatally stabbed, apparently by his brother  (msnbc.msn.com) (43)


Sun November 20, 2011
(IndyStar) Scary You know that grenade your grandfather brought home from Korea that's now up in your attic that everybody in your family says is a dud? Yeah, about that  (indystar.com) (63)


Sat November 19, 2011
(Some Guy) Ironic The Founding Fathers spent almost 50% of the budget on defense. Now it's 20%. Yet defense is the big budget monster, right liberals?  (blog.heritage.org) (260)


Fri November 18, 2011
(Some Guy) Sad Father of the Year candidate leaves 13-year-old daughter holding 50 bags of crack as he escapes from police  (nbcphiladelphia.com) (38)


Thu November 17, 2011
(Some Guy) Obvious Since Herman Cain announced he was running for President, Godfather's Pizza has come to be viewed more positively by Republicans, more negatively by Dems. Independents have always thought it was soggy cardboard  (brandindex.com) (95)
(Orlando Sentinel) Florida Dumbass: Teenager fakes his own kidnapping to extort $50,000 ransom from his father. Fail: Dad doesn't pay  (orlandosentinel.com) (64)
(Detroit News) Asinine Father of the Year candidate crashes car, flees, and abandons his infant and toddler daughters in Detroit  (detnews.com) (43)


Wed November 16, 2011
(Houston Press) Interesting Whatever happened to Baked Alaska? The fates of once-faddish dishes  (blogs.houstonpress.com) (276)


Tue November 15, 2011
(The Destin Log) Florida Deputies reprimanded for failing to find gun hidden in man's fat rolls. Florida tag unbuttons pants, goes back for seconds  (thedestinlog.com) (31)
(CBS News) Asinine Obama: "Our kids are too fat." Congress: "Our kids are not fat enough"  (cbsnews.com) (313)


Mon November 14, 2011
(Forbes) Scary China's economy is about to land harder than a fat kid falling off a bike  (forbes.com) (46)


Sun November 13, 2011
(News.com.au) Dumbass Remember K-Fed? Well, in Australia he's known as K-Fat now and they'd like for us to take him back  (news.com.au) (40)
(News.com.au) Scary Father stabs son during argument. It's a sworded story  (news.com.au) (24)
(SacBee) Weird Psychology professor walks out of class because students didn't bring snacks. He sounds fat  (sacbee.com) (113)


Fri November 11, 2011
(Some Guy) Amusing Maury Povich wants to reveal the results of the Justin Bieber paternity test on his show. Personally, I don't think Bieber has the soul to do a truly epic "Not The Father" dance   (theclicker.today.msnbc.msn.com) (45)


Thu November 10, 2011
(Starpulse) Interesting Lil Wayne and Fat Joe to coach charity basketball tournament. Medium Bob not invited  (starpulse.com) (12)
(Science Daily) Obvious Study suggests a bunch of little shiats need more fiber  (sciencedaily.com) (9)
(The Atlantic Wire) Asinine Harvard is so exclusive that you can't even attend Occupy Harvard unless your father protested there  (theatlanticwire.com) (89)
(io9) Interesting New drug Adipotide targets fat by cutting off blood supply to fat, taunting The Doctor & Donna Noble  (io9.com) (95)
(Daily Mail) Misc Four men reveal how they were duped into fathering children without any say in the matter. Blah blah blah, shut up and write the check, deadbeat  (dailymail.co.uk) (164)


Wed November 09, 2011
(ESPN) Obvious The New England Patriots tell Albert Haynesworth to go be fat somewhere else  (espn.go.com) (79)


Tue November 08, 2011
(Marketwatch) Fail Did you buy a house recently in order to get that fat tax credit? HA HA HA HA HA HO HO HO HO SUCKER. SUCKER. HOOO SUCKER  (marketwatch.com) (203)


Mon November 07, 2011
(Huffington Post) Weird Fark-ready headline: "Father and son bond over drinking dead man's toe"  (huffingtonpost.com) (21)
(Daily Mail) Obvious Spoiler Alert: Stuxnet is Duqu's father  (dailymail.co.uk) (12)
(TMZ) Followup Justin Bieber plans to take a DNA test to prove he is not the father of crazy woman's child, and sue her for spreading the completely untrue rumors that he has sex with women  (tmz.com) (61)
(LiveLeak) Amusing Big fat prius driver spews smug all over the place. Ewwww  (liveleak.com) (116)


Fri November 04, 2011
(11 Alive) Fail Like three of those useless fat red birds, a trio of burglars tries and fails to break into Apple store  (alpharetta.11alive.com) (51)


Thu November 03, 2011
(Mirror.co.uk) Dumbass Her husband secretly fed her steroids to 'fatten her up' and make her stay at home. When she found out about it, in her HULK fueled rage, she beat him into a pulp  (mirror.co.uk) (89)
(TMZ) Sad Your father is turning violet, Violet  (tmz.com) (31)
(Sunlight Foundation) Followup More on the MF Global collapse/scandal: as much as $900M in client money is missing from the Jon Corzine-led firm. Democrats frantically scramble for new round of Chris Christie fat jokes   (reporting.sunlightfoundation.com) (110)


Wed November 02, 2011
(NYPost) Followup Mets settle suit with woman injured by falling fat man, decide against playing "It's Raining Men" at Shea Stadium  (nypost.com) (12)
(BBC) Cool If I understand science correctly, then sciencers just discovered a way to keep us all looking like hot underage teens until we get into some kind of fatal accident  (bbc.co.uk) (60)
(USA Today) Obvious The Oakland Police's near-fatal wounding of Scott Olsen opened the floodgates of veterans coming out to support OWS, send conservatives scrambling for ways to smear soldiers  (usatoday.com) (475)


Tue November 01, 2011
(Some Guy) Followup Photographer doing a mom/newborn baby shoot asks the father to join in a couple of shots on a whim. Four days later, he returned to Afghanistan and was killed with twelve others by a suicide bomber. Here is that last photo with his baby girl  (erikhornung.com) (177)


Mon October 31, 2011
(ABC) Interesting George Clooney's ex had an unfortunate father-daughter relationship  (abcnews.go.com) (26)


Sun October 30, 2011
(AP) Sad Pregnant woman involved in hit-and-run car crash dies after giving birth. Since the article doesn't mention the baby's father, we can assume this is the second hit-and-run she was a victim of this year  (hosted.ap.org) (136)


Fri October 28, 2011
(Mother Nature Network) Interesting You could eat all the fatty foods you wanted if you only had the heart of a python  (mnn.com) (29)


Thu October 27, 2011
(Mizzoulian) Obvious No matter how much camouflage, fox urine, face paint and stealth you use, every animal in the forest knows your fat ass is coming from miles away  (missoulian.com) (74)
(Washington Times) Amusing GOP presidential candidates are asked their favorite movies, and the results are exactly what you'd expect: Herman Cain? The Godfather. Michelle Bachmann? Braveheart. RON PAUL? NONE, MOVIES AREN'T IN THE CONSTITUTION  (washingtontimes.com) (347)
(St. Petersburg Times) Florida Lindsay Lohan's father arrested after being freed by police. This is not a repeat from two days ago  (tampabay.com) (45)
(Stuff.co.nz) Sad If the father of your unborn child crashes into a liquor store while trying to evade police, and runs off leaving you stuck in the car - you may have made some bad life choices  (stuff.co.nz) (29)


Wed October 26, 2011
(Washington Post) Sappy Bruce Willis and wife expecting first child. Yippie-ki-yay, mother, father  (washingtonpost.com) (41)
(WUSA9) Florida Drunk father lets nine-year-old drive family car. And no, this is not a repeat. Nine. The new sixteen  (wusa9.com) (21)
(Science Daily) Cool VISTA finds new globular star clusters. A fatal error has just occurred and VISTA needs to restart  (sciencedaily.com) (18)


Tue October 25, 2011
(My Fox Boston) Dumbass Guy gropes teenage girl out with her family, is lucky bar bouncers were nearby to keep her father from killing him  (myfoxboston.com) (158)
(Mirror.co.uk) Asinine You don't want your newborn flown out to the front line in Afghanistan? What kind of father are you?  (mirror.co.uk) (32)


Mon October 24, 2011
(The New York Times) Obvious Point/Counterpoint: "The flat tax is a tax cut for fat cats" says 1996 Mitt Romney. "I disagree, I love the flat tax" said 2011 Mitt Romney in response  (nytimes.com) (137)
(My Fox DC) Interesting You should have listened to your father and become a yak herder  (myfoxdc.com) (27)
(I Heart Chaos) Cool The three finalists in the Blizzcon costume contest are farking amazing, but all of that will be overshadowed in the comments by what a fatass Jay Mohr is turning into  (iheartchaos.com) (57)


Sun October 23, 2011
(Daily Mail) Amusing Touching pictures of a father and son having special bonding time. Oh yeah, dad is also an Imperial Stormtrooper  (dailymail.co.uk) (28)
(Washington Post) Strange Are you fat? You're hurting the economy. Go be fat somewhere else  (washingtonpost.com) (99)


Sat October 22, 2011
(Fox News) Unlikely In case you didn't already have a reason to hate Ashton Kutcher, there's a chance he may the father of January Jones' baby  (foxnews.com) (42)


Fri October 21, 2011
(Sun Sentinel) Amusing Macy's creates new software to tell you your ass looks fat  (blogs.sun-sentinel.com) (31)
(Bleacher Report) Silly Watch fat college football coaches running across fields, Baywatch style  (bleacherreport.com) (5)


Thu October 20, 2011
(Google) Cool Steven Moffat has been writing Doctor Who since 1995. Link goes to an old post of his on a message board  (groups.google.com) (49)


Wed October 19, 2011
(Yahoo) Cool Personal trainer sits for six months in fattie's ass groove on the couch to learn what it is like to be unhealthy  (shine.yahoo.com) (187)


Tue October 18, 2011
(Momentum) Obvious Top 10 list of bicycle movies. To the right, top ten bicyclist-hating rants by people who sound fat  (momentumplanet.com) (86)
(Bloomberg) Amusing Fat Replacing Crude Oil as F-16 Fuel  (bloomberg.com) (49)
(Orlando Sentinel) Florida Car tears Dunkin' a new doughnut hole. A cruller fate I have never known  (orlandosentinel.com) (30)


Mon October 17, 2011
(New York Magazine) Dumbass If you didn't support the fatwa against Salman Rushdie before, you will now  (nymag.com) (206)


Sat October 15, 2011
(Some Guy) Asinine "Father' and 'mother' will be replaced with official terms Parent 1 and Parent 2 in Britain. Nanny State now officially "Primary Caregiver" state  (eutimes.net) (77)
(Some Guy) Florida Father stabs son over lima beans. Okay, maybe he had a point  (baynews9.com) (26)

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