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131 headlines found matching 'fast'
Sat May 28, 2016
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Want to guess what the two most hated fast-food chains in America are?
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Thu May 26, 2016
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Sea sponge the size of a minivan discovered in the Papahānaumokuākea Marine National Monument, may be oldest living animal on earth. Not old enough to learn how to say Papahānaumokuākea 5 times fast, however
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Wed May 25, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
Yes, officer, but if I move my hands real fast, the tattoo just says Cups Sock
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(WMC 5 Memphis)
 
 
 
Woman tells cops her 2 year old was in her stolen car so they would find it faster
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Stephen Strasburg was pitching so well, he didn't realize the inning was already over. He's striking out batters faster than he realizes
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Anyone who wants to list their company on Nasdaq, please step forward. Not so fast, legal marijuana industry
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Tue May 24, 2016
(IGN)
 
 
 
Tonight, on the season finale of The Flash, Barry and Zoom race to determine the fastest man alive while Earth 2's fate hangs in the balance (CW 8ET)
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Does your broadband service offer an optional faster internet speed? The numbers have been downloaded and the verdict is 'save your money'
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Mon May 23, 2016
(PoliceOne)
 
 
 
You have the right to remain silent. You have the right to a diaper change and to be fed breakfast
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Sun May 22, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
NASCAR hosts All-Star race, dumps usual go fast, turn left format for something none of the drivers understand this morning
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(SB Nation)
 
 
 
You won't see Helio Castroneves or Will Power shaking it for dollar bills, but you may see one of them take P1 for the Indianapolis 500 at Pole Day, beginning at 2:45 PM on WatchESPN.com, and switching to ABC at 4 PM
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Sat May 21, 2016
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Qualifying for the 100th running of the Indianapolis 500 begins today, with coverage beginning at 11 AM ET on ESPN 3, switching over to ABC at 4 PM ET so people can actually see who will wind up being the fast 9
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Thu May 19, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
EgyptAir Flight 804 no longer missing; CNN racing to the scene as fast as they can drive while masturbating
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Antarctic ice is melting faster than previously thought. This is not a repeat of the other times scientists noticed this
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Tue May 17, 2016
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Luke Skywalker brings the Force with him to breakfast with Irish teen who has cancer and makes his day without breaking his idol bubble
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
12 amazing French toasts that will make you sorry you've already had breakfast
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Attention beachgoers, with summer fast approaching what are your favorite eats at the beach? What else would you recommend when you visit your favorite beach?
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Mon May 16, 2016
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Just like James Dean, Kurt Cobain, and Janis Joplin, the stars of Wolf-Rayet also lived fast, died young, and left behind questionable corpses
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Kellogg's launches Orange Crush and A&W Root Beer flavored Pop-Tarts. Because what better way to get kids off to a good start than with the idea that a nutritious breakfast begins by combining pastries with soft drinks?
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Sun May 15, 2016
(MSN)
 
 
 
After countless hours of resarch, scientists have concluded that there is no such thing as healthy fast food
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Thu May 12, 2016
(AP)
 
 
 
'Gingerbread man' taunts police while fleeing, apparently not understanding how fast police will run after an escaping pastry
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(Science 2.0)
 
 
 
"People with lower education and low incomes eat more fast food and are more obese. Clearly, fast food caused them not to go to college. Presto, an American Journal of Clinical Nutrition article is born"
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Wed May 11, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Walmart: We can't come out and say "we don't want to pay extra because Visa wants us to allow chip card customers to sign for their cards" because we can't replace the POS swipers fast enough. Let's sue them instead
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton is unraveling faster than a ball of yarn given to a cat
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Tue May 10, 2016
(Priceonomics)
 
 
 
Breakfast started off as a simple plan to stop people from fapping until greedy businessmen muscled in on the action and strong-armed the profits away. No word on which arm they used
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Mon May 09, 2016
(City A.M.)
 
 
 
Undertakers are in trouble because people in the West aren't dying fast enough
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Sun May 08, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Just to be a total spaceflight killjoy, here are the reasons nothing will ever travel faster than light: "I don't want to be misquoted centuries from now for predicting it will never come about, but right now I don't see solutions" (good read)
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Fri May 06, 2016
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
What did you have for breakfast?
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Thu May 05, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
All those who can get an Airbnb quickly, step forward. Not so fast, black people
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(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
If it's breakfast, it's taco time. To be exact, it's 7-pound breakfast taco time, beginning with 12 eggs and adding bacon, sausage, potatoes, refried beans, grilled peppers & onions, salsa, Pico de Gallo and queso fresco stuffed in flour tortilla
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Mon May 02, 2016
(Tech Times)
 
 
 
Eating a small amount of chocolate can fight diabetes and heart disease. The only problem is that a small amount of chocolate is what most Americans call "breakfast"
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Sun May 01, 2016
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Dubai uses a 200mph Corvette C7 as a fire truck: "It can reach emergency sites faster than traditional heavy fire engines" (pics)
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Thu April 28, 2016
(University of Washington)
 
 
 
Babies learn language skills faster by listening to music. As long as it's not Ozzy Osbourne, Tom Petty or Bob Dylan
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Wed April 27, 2016
(Edmonton Journal)
 
 
 
Alberta blames epidemic of gonorrhea and syphilis on social media. FAST CLAP
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(Birmingham Mail)
 
 
 
Subaru builds one-off, fastest Impreza SRX STI in the world for Isle Of Man TT course
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Sat April 23, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
All-day breakfast at McDonald's? Customers are lovin' it
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Fri April 22, 2016
(Time)
 
 
 
Relive the Chappelle's Show skit that inspired Prince's single "Breakfast Can Wait." So enjoy some pancakes and laugh at the True Hollywood Story of Prince
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Thu April 21, 2016
(Chowhound)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Put down the cereal and the doughnut, it's time to get a good dose of real breakfast food. Ok, fine. Have the doughnut, too. We're Farkers. But what else do you put together for a good breakfast?
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(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
To get attention in brutal fast food marketplace, Wendy's Japan announces pair of burgers: Pretzel Corn Cream Cheese Burger with baby corn, and Pretzel Spicy Avocado Burger with Buffalo wing sauce
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Anyone who wants to purchase Viagra without a 24-hour waiting period and also having to present a permission slip from your spouse/partner, please step forward. Whoa there, not so fast South Carolina
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Wed April 20, 2016
(Worldwide Interweb)
 
 
 
What if all female celebrities were bald. Dammit, I knew a Telly Savalas reference was way too risky for today's modern internet society
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
What to have for breakfast if you want to live forever. It's not beer, unfortunately
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"I believe within 10 years, a quadriplegic in an exoskeleton will be the fastest sprinter on Earth. In the 20 year window, I'm positive people will electively start taking out one eyeball and putting in a robotic eye to see germs and poison gases"
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Tue April 19, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Cruz artfully dodges a question from a potential gay supporter, somehow refrains from pumping his fast at the potential of having even one gay supporter
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Mon April 18, 2016
(KOCO Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Submitted for your approval: Man who claims to be from the future (where everyone is dead) is arrested after assaulting an employee and stealing chicken and bacon from a fast-food restaurant
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Sun April 17, 2016
(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Stop trying to make Kevin Hart and The Rock a thing, Hollywood
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Sat April 16, 2016
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-ready headline that sounds like it came from a Mad-lib: "Phish drummer obtains protection order against Belfast chimney sweep"
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
World's. Fastest. Production. Convertible. Period
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Fri April 15, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
You know all those "farm to table" restaurants that hipster foodies can't pedal their single speeds fast enough to get to? Well, "Many of those local greens misted with unicorn tears are something else entirely"
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Thu April 14, 2016
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Jason Statham to star in "Meg". I have no idea how he plans to stop a shark using falcon kicks and cockney slang
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Need evidence as to why you should keep your seat belt fastened while in a plane? Behold Exhibit A
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
All NBA teams who have scored more than five points in the ENTIRE 3rd quarter last night, step forward. Uh, not so fast Miami
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Tue April 12, 2016
(Engadget)
 
 
 
The Tesla Model S just got faster (charging)
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Billy Hamilton just recorded the fastest home run trot in Statcast history. Now THAT's how to speed up the game
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Mon April 11, 2016
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
All workers getting a raise when the new $15.37/hr minimum wage for hotel employees takes effect please step forward. Not so fast, union members
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
White women are dying prematurely at a rate faster than other groups, which explains why Sheriff Bart can't find where dey at
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Sat April 09, 2016
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
VP of Jet Pack International critically injured after falling 10 feet during demo at Go Fast energy drink company
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Thu April 07, 2016
(Environmental Protection Agency)
 
 
 
Blood lead levels have plummeted in the last 30 years, almost as fast as autism has risen. Coincidence?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Questions you can expect to be asked during a routine traffic stop in Indiana: "Do you know how fast you were going?" "How many drinks have you had?" "Have you been saved by Jesus Christ?"
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Mon April 04, 2016
(24/7 Wall Street)
 
 
 
Here are America's fastest growing cities. Finally, a leak featuring the Sunshine State that doesn't involve gators, public drinking or swallowing heroin in a police car
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Sun April 03, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Remember that time Qantas raced a Boeing aircraft against a Tesla Model S to see how the two awesome pieces of technology would duke it out? Yeah, fast flighty times
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Thu March 31, 2016
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Fast food workers are asked the question, "What fast food should we never order?" Once again, the answer is contained within the question
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Wed March 30, 2016
(BGR)
 
 
 
The eight most expensive and insanely fast supercars in the world. If you're going to drool over an expensive fast ride, it should probably be one of these
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
The internet in space is about as slow as dial-up, slightly faster than Comcast
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Demonstrators, hungering for change in their community, protest a Tammy Duckworth (D-IL) for US Senate event, then stick around for the free bacon & eggs breakfast afterwards
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Tue March 29, 2016
(News 96.5 Florida)
 
 
 
And this is how you deliver 'freaky' fast sandwiches using a moving train
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Mon March 28, 2016
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
For first time in decade, Americans are eating more beef, thanks to cheaper options at fast-casual and fast-food chains, plus paleo diet fad. "Suddenly there is this extra supply of meat. You're going to have to somehow consume all of it"
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Fri March 25, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Here's how to turn your McChicken into a fast food Chicken parmigiana using ingredients McDonald's just has laying around anyway
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
A real UX design professional would have gentrified his neighborhood with death by snu-snu, but startup culture is made of people who can afford to be unafraid to move fast and break things. The rest of you should move slowly or be cops
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Thu March 24, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Britain has new favorite fast food chain: Five Guys Burgers and Fries. USA USA USA
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Wed March 23, 2016
(Mic)
 
 
 
"We've had one, yes. What about second breakfast?"
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Sat March 19, 2016
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Food reviewer who has tasted all kinds of offerings from fast food restaurants says Dairy Queen's chili cheese dog is probably the worst of them all. "The cheese was barely melted. It was crusty, and it sat on top of a measly amount of chili"
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Man spends seven months and £5,000 transforming his Volkswagen Passat into the world's fastest garden shed
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Watch a fast attack submarine break through thick arctic ice. It's scary cool
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(Darien News)
 
 
 
There is an upside to all this global warming, and that is that ticks are dying at a faster rate. Sadly this has nothing to do with lawyers
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(Fark)
 
 
 
BREAKFAST WARS. Pancakes v french toast
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Tue March 15, 2016
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Mars unveils spreadable Twix: "Mars recommends people use the new Twix spread for breakfast, either dropped on some warm toast or on top of a scone or English muffin." Sweeeeeet
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Batman v Superman on track for billion-dollar box-office gross
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Sat March 12, 2016
(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
Kyle Busch will probably lead all the laps yet again when the NASCAR Xfinity Series is in Phoenix for the Axalta Faster, Tougher, Brighter, Bigger, Better, Faster, More, Hey, No, Wait, That Was A Four Non Blondes Album, Sorry 200, 2:30 PM on Fox
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Fri March 11, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
90-year-old grandpa makes wrong turn in his mobility scooter, ends up driving down motorway. Still faster than those idiot drivers who hog the left lane
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(Is There Any Deal)
 
 
 
Your work week's almost done and here's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread to make that last day go by even faster. What have you been playing this week? Did you get hooked on the new Master of Orion? Some "just one more day" in Stardew Valley? Tell us
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(E&E Publishing)
 
 
 
Cliven Bundy was selling cattle faster than the BLM could round them up. Dildos
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Bud + Breakfast: Where wake and bake is a serious business
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Thu March 10, 2016
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Even people in Dublin who didn't drink their breakfast saw a guy in a jetpack noodling around the city
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Here's how to make your iPhone run faster. It's not a feature, it's a glitch
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Wed March 09, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
New code from MIT computer scientists will help you load porn on your internet browser 34% faster
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Tue March 08, 2016
(Dangerous Minds)
 
 
 
Cover art on Supertramp's 1979 album Breakfast in America reveals that the Freemasons "pre-knew" about the 9/11 attacks. Wake up, sheeple
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
BBC Morning News apologizes after showing woman naked from waist down on breakfast news (not safe for work or breakfast)
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Sat March 05, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
My alarm clock that syncs to the atomic clock is 7 minutes fast, and now says it's 2025. Is it safe to assume I overslept by 9 years and 7 minutes?
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Fri March 04, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump changes torture stance faster than a waterboarded detainee admitting to blowing up the Twin Towers after chauffeuring Osama bin Ladin to a cannibal feast on Christian babies
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Wed March 02, 2016
(Courier-Journal)
 
 
 
KFC Manager fires employee because she is transgender, KFC Corporate responds by firing the manager because he's a bigot
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Sat February 27, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Incredible time-lapse video shows turnaround of world's largest cruise ship in just 10 hours with 700 tons of supplies and a couple of thousand fast moving crew members
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Thu February 25, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Certain social aspects of running bore me to the brink of despair, and top of the tree of tedium is trash-talk about shoes. There is no respite from runners' jabbering on about which model is coolest, lightest, fastest ... blah, blah, blah"
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Wed February 24, 2016
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Taco Bell is now one of the healthiest fast foods. Suck it, haters
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Tue February 23, 2016
(News 96.5 Florida)
 
 
 
This paralyzed bunny moves faster than you on his sweet custom skateboard wheelchair
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Mon February 22, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Seas are rising at the fastest rate in the past 28 months. Check that, 28 centuries
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(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
To help you eat like an American yet still look good to Jesus, here are every fast food chain's fish and seafood meal deals for Lent 2016. In related news, once a year McD's still pretends Filet-O-Fish exists
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Sun February 21, 2016
(WWE)
 
 
 
Will Ambrose finally get to main event Wrestlemania? (YAY) Will we have to endure Bork/HHH at Wrestlemania? (MEH) Will Vince continue to to shove Reigns down our throats? (BOO) Find out tonight at WWE Fastlane 8pm, Pre-show 7pm (PPV/999)
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Here's a win win: Glenn Beck is fasting for Ted Cruz
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Sat February 20, 2016
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
The world's fastest sled is being built in Germany and it looks like a Formula 1 car minus the wheels and wings
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Fri February 19, 2016
(Action A Go-Go)
 
Video
 
Drifting a car requires skill, lightning fast reflexes, and intimate knowledge of your vehicle to pull off just right. Now let's watch people fark it up
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(Today)
 
 
 
Nerf unveils a new gun that hurls projectiles at 68 MPH, which is 3 MPH faster than the Detroit Tigers pitching staff
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
KFC executive says the chain is going through "re-Colonelization", which must explain why their Colonels are regenerating faster than the average incarnation of Doctor Who
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(The Business Journals)
 
 
 
Can't decide if you want breakfast, lunch or brunch? McDonald's begins testing the Chicken McGriddle
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Perhaps the all-day breakfast thing was a bad idea after all for McDonald's
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Thu February 18, 2016
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Kimbo Slice: "I'm going to try to break something. If I get his ankle, I'm breaking it. I know I've got a few seconds before the ref gets in there, so I'm going to go strong as I could, as fast as (I can) ... to end this guy's career"
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Wed February 17, 2016
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
New quantum processor may be 10^8 times faster than conventional processor, or it may not be. It is certainly 10^8 times more confusing
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Tue February 16, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"And now for tonight's traffic report: Traffic is very light tonight with no major problems...but you should watch out for the 25-foot long Triceratops. If you see it, you must go faster, must go faster"
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Mon February 15, 2016
(Eater)
 
 
 
You should be drinking soda for breakfast, says the non-biased individuals at Coke and Pepsi headquarters
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(The Local)
 
 
 
If you don't like mouse poop for breakfast, don't do the crime
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Fast food's unhealthiest meals exposed. Like we really care when we eat there to begin with
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Sat February 13, 2016
(Lincoln Journal Star)
 
 
 
Well, what's the point of having a fast car if you can't drive fast?
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Making the perfect poached egg for that special Valentine's Day breakfast just boils down to a little patience
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Thu February 11, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Lakers rookie D'Angelo Russell finds out that a LeBron James bullet pass is fast. Painfully fast
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Wed February 10, 2016
(Boomstick Comics)
 
 
 
Fast and Furious 8 wants Mad Max's Furiosa
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
When you're Bernie Sanders and fresh off a victory in New Hampshire you don't go to Disney World, you go to meet with the right Rev. Al Sharpton over breakfast at the famed Sylvia's Restaurant in Harlem
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Dunkin' Donuts stores may know how to make a tasty breakfast sandwich, but apparently don't understand how sales tax works
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Tue February 09, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
So did you have your Fastnacht today? What are you giving up for Lent? Can you believe that Easter will be early this year? Here is your Fastnacht Day/Mardi Gras thread
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Mon February 08, 2016
(WWE)
 
 
 
Daniel Bryan makes his retirement announcement and a bunch of stuff happens to try to make Fastlane interesting but who cares? Team Hell No is dead forever. It's YOUR Monday Night Raw thread. (8PM EST on USA/pre-show 7:30 on 999)
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Quicken Loans ad claims that it can arrange a mortgage loan in just eight minutes. Which is only three minutes faster then it will take to process the eventual foreclosure
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Cam Newton quickly walks out of his post-game press conference. Bystanders say they hadn't seen him move that fast all night unless he was avoiding diving for a fumble
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Sun February 07, 2016
(Rotten Tomatoes)
 
 
 
Deadpool currently at 96% at Rotten Tomatoes, but I'm sure it'll go down faster than your mom
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Sat February 06, 2016
(ProPublica)
 
 
 
Old and busted: You don't have to be charged with a crime for us to seize your money and your house. New hotness: Not so fast, renters. We can't steal your landlord's apartment, but we can have you evicted just for spite
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Fri February 05, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Everyone who believes the government released all of the documents on the Kennedy assassination step forward ... not so fast
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Russia and Canada just blew that whole "The US is too vast to have fast broadband" thing right out the water
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Tyson Foods profits rising faster than a speeding pullet
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
You don't go into fast food shops and yell at kids for eating fast food. You don't go into bars and yell at drunks for drinking too much. You don't go into homes and yell at people to get off the sofa. Yet you yell at cyclists for not wearing helmets
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Thu February 04, 2016
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Perhaps you wonder why McDonald's doesn't explicitly promote their new Kale Salad as healthy fast food. Well, they're clowning us
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Wed February 03, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
You're going to want to sit down and fasten your seatbelt for this. Turns out the explosion onboard that Daallo Airlines flight yesterday was actually caused by a bomb
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Sony sets release date for Eight Fast and Eight Furious, Nine Fast Nine Furious, and Ten Fast Ten Furious. The trilogy will feature Vin Diesel taking on a gang of sinister trees that target speeding celebrities
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Tue February 02, 2016
(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Strange: Former professional baseball player arrested by police after breaking into business. Fark: found by police fast asleep in a pillow fort, and surrounded by slices of pizza
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