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500 headlines found matching 'far'
Tue September 27, 2016
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
College student hits .490. This being Fark, you know what category he hit .490 in
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Central Pennsylvania will be celebrating Goose Day on September 29. Let's make this a FARK holiday with doing various things like making a goose-tini
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Bacon cotton candy. Fark you, Texas
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(LifeZette)
 
 
 
Calling the power of Fark: Here's a list of stupid movie remakes coming up, such as Conan the Septuagenarian, Bill & Ted's Midlife Crisis and Michael Bay's The Birds: Now they Explode. We can come up with better ideas
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
Woman walks in to find two burglars in her house. Fark: Having sex on her couch
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Mon September 26, 2016
(Futurism)
 
 
 
Monsanto just got the world's first CRISPR genome-editing technology license to legally fark with crops in the wild
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Grandma and Grandpa are fighting
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Not news: It's obviously time for the 49ers to start Colin Kaepernick. FARK: Seahawks DT Michael Bennett says it's time for the 49ers to start Colin Kaepernick
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Colts announcer Bob Lamey still working through list of possible signature phrases to announce the end of Colts games this season after Sunday's, "The game is finally farking over" wasn't received as warmly as he'd anticipated
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Don't you just hate when your wedding shoot in Central Park gets interrupted by a photo bomber? Fark: Who happens to be Tom Hanks
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Avantree 4 Port USB 4.5A/22.5W charging station. For when you really, really need to charge all four of your dead devices fast to make that phone call, picture of your cat, eBay bid, and OpenTable reservation.(Sponsored Link)
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(Fark)
 
 
 
ISIS wives go for something old, something new, something borrowed and something blew, using a Walker instead of a Kaine, and consumers won't give pizza chance: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 9/18 - 9/24
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
John Oliver on the Wells Fargo scam: "It's like a Russian nesting doll where the last doll gives you the finger"
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Sun September 25, 2016
(Fantasy Football Today)
 
 
 
Who to sit? Who to play? Who's hot on the waiver wire? And which high fantasy draft pick is already a big bust? You have questions, the Fark Fantasy Football Experts have answers
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Keyboard Maestro - award winning Mac software, create your own macros and shortcuts. (Sponsored Link)
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(Time)
 
 
 
Employees file class action lawsuit against Wells Fargo for "punishing the people who followed the rules"
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Sat September 24, 2016
(UPI)
 
 
 
Wells Fargo CEO resigns. From the Federal Reserve, not Wells Fargo; he's making far too much money exploiting the poor
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: TNT Stream unblocker - watch the streaming services you subscribe to when you're traveling or living in areas that have location blocks. (Sponsored Link)
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Not News: Crime stoppers stop crime. News: Uncovers a $3 million marijuana trafficking business. Fark: President of Crime Stoppers is arrested
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Fri September 23, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
A little late, but still here: it's your Friday Fark Weird News Quiz
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Once again Farkers are below average
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Not News: Five people hired at McDonald's. FARK: They are quintuplets, all hired at the same time
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The Fart of the Deal. Trump: Here's a list of people I'd nominate to the Supreme Court. Hey, Mike Lee, notice how you're on there? Care to support me now? Sen. Mike Lee: No, fark you
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Time to book your trip to EuroFark 2016: Sept 30 - Oct 2 - Berlin, Germany
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: App and game development course bundle for both Android and iOS. Instructor: LearnSmart. There needs to be a Fark: the game. (Sponsored Link)
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
The death of Mia Farrow's adopted son, Thaddeus Wilks Farrow, turns out to have been less "tragic car accident" and more "tragic self-inflicted gunshot wound"
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(Is There Any Deal)
 
 
 
Welcome yet again to the Friday Fark Gaming thread. What have you been playing this week? DOOM? Fallout 4? Batman: The Telltale Series? Sorcerer King: Rivals? Stellaris? MOO? As a side note, what were you favourite games when you were growing up?
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Man crashes car into governor's mansion to demand deportation and religious asylum due to spiritual warfare attacks. Then it gets weird
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Gifts to Red Sox slugger David Ortiz from opposing teams on his farewell tour: a cowboy hat from the Astros, a humidor from the White Sox, and a trolley bell from the Giants. The Orioles decide to troll him with something he might actually remember
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Thu September 22, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Do not fark with Gigi Hadid. She will fark you up six ways to Sunday (Some Not safe for work images on page)
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Bad: You have to use a porta-potty. Worse: You get trapped inside. Fark: The toilet gets moved out by a lift to let an ambulance in
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(Some Food Nut)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Here comes the harvest and pumpkin spice everything. Don't be late to the party.. Share your favorite fall favorites and other tasty recipes that welcome the new season
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(Politico)
 
 
 
After a backlash over his call for police nationwide to resume unconstitutional "stop and frisk " policies where police randomly stop people and search them, Trump hastily clarifies he "only meant in Chicago" because, you know, fark those guys
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Not news: black man rips Trump for "bullshiat racism." Fark: former RNC chair Michael Steele rips Trump for "bullshiat racism"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Mia Farrow's son dead at age 27
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
The 11th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals ruled that you can discriminate against Rastafarians in the workplace
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Handy cleaning service, 50% discount. Misogynistic joke deleted here. (Sponsored Link)
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(GQ)
 
 
 
Some guy named Drew writes an essay telling Trump supporters to go fark themselves
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Let's spin the "How will Josh Gordon fark up his latest comeback?" wheel. *spins* "Arrest warrant issued for Josh Gordon in paternity case"
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(Zap2It)
 
 
 
Paul loses Big Brother to Nichole? WTF?? Any Farkers out there as upset as I am? [I know... queue cricket sounds]
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Mark your calendars, The Bayou City is hosting one of Fark's finest on Thursday, 09/22/16 at 7pm
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(Network World)
 
 
 
Cisco's not saying cosmic radiation farked up the router, but ... wait, that's exactly what they're saying
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
I was a human being once, but then Fark started greenlighting my blog entries. I knew what I was getting into, let me crash
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 594: "Talk Like a Pirate, Walk Like a Pirate". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed September 21, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Analysis of Internet's 'Dark Web' reveals striking similarities to Fark's politics tab (Some Not safe for work images in article)
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Cosmo designs a ladycar, "a place for impromptu karaoke performances, last-minute wardrobe changes, dramatic gossip sessions and emergency lunch-hour kips." What the fark is a kip?
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(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Two-headed calf on born farm named 'Lucky' Will eat twice as much and become veal twice as fast
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Not only did Wells Fargo fire employees who set up fake accounts but they also fired employees who called an ethics hotline to report the practice. Details are in TFA but subby couldn't get past CNN using the term "pin number"
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(The News & Observer (NC))
 
 
 
For the East coast Farkers struggling to find gas for their cars, here's how they did it in 1974
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
If you're all hopped up you probably won't click on Fark Ugly Ass Baby links here comes the science, tag is for people who don't find Ugly Ass Babies cute
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Study confirms that Fark potato tab users are the most employable people on the planet
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Behold the Farker, who writes the haiku today, THIS Fark writer thread
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: FRESHeBUDS Pro magnetic bluetooth earbuds; water resistant, noise cancelling. And sure to get lost in your gym bag with the $2 set you got on your last airplane flight. (Sponsored Link)
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(Fox 61 Connecticut)
 
 
 
Good: Police calls about man on roof turn out to be a mannequin. Bad: It's dressed in a KKK hood and robe. Fark: Connecticut
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Tue September 20, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: Woman dies in house fire after lighting 17 candles for imaginary boyfriend
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Not news: Police look for missing teen. News: They find her using Facebook. Fark: She was in her bedroom
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Study confirms that Fark admins are the happiest, sexiest people on the planet
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(Universe Today)
 
 
 
Fark you, Sagan. Fark you too, No Drama Tyson. RARE EARTH, MOTHERFARKERS
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Senator Warren to Wells Fargo CEO: "What would you say ya do here?"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Ultra runner sets record on Appalachian Trail run fueled by candy and beer, wins free TotalFark subscription for life
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(Quinnipiac University)
 
 
 
Q Poll: 38% of Clinton supporters and 50% of those voting for Trump say they're voting for the lesser of two evils. That reminds me of the joke about the old cotton farmer
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Cow farts are now considered regulated emissions in California
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Maryland farm is cheering on the Orioles with a huge corn maze. Unlike the Orioles, it will remain until the end of October
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Reince Priebus plots revenge against those who won't back Trump because fark the country, the party is supreme
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Mon September 19, 2016
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Fark it. Let's make one with 7 blades
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Check out my tool
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(Metro)
 
 
 
First member of Royal Family to come out as gay, Lord Ivar, is living with a "airline cabin services director". Now that is some really farked up shiat there: "airline cabin services director". He's a steward, dammit. Why can't the English
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(Times Union)
 
 
 
Not news: Area man's Trump sign stolen. News: So he builds a barbed wire fence and high-tech security apparatus around it. Fark: it's been stolen eight more times since with no leads on a suspect
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(Some Fit Fanboi)
 
 
 
Fit Farking, there's an app for that. How do you track your success?
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(Science Daily)
 
 
 
So because you are on Fark, you are just a little inebriated. Never mind that it's 9am
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: New iPhone 7 - enter to win contest. My 6s works just fine but I don't handle obsolescence well. (Sponsored Link)
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Because rules are for the little people to obey and paying fines is for chumps, the Los Angeles water department continues its watering program despite a years-long drought. Fark: They're watering artificial grass
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Looking for love in Alderaan places, a repeat headline from 1819, and Venezuela inflation now approaching Whole Foods prices: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 9/11 - 9/17
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Humans are losing their ability to understand other people's viewpoints according to experts who spent way too much time conducting research in Fark's Politics tab
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Multiple IEDs found at New Jersey train station. FBI now looking into anyone who doesn't like Jersey. Heeey hoooo. I'm walking here, ya mush. *flips Farker the bird*
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Sun September 18, 2016
(Deviant Art)
 
 
 
Fark Coloring Contest: Expert Edition
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Long ago, in a galaxy far, far away...someone called the cops on Darth Vader for picking up litter
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
We don't care, we don't have to, and fark you, we're fully vested
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(Fantasy Football Today)
 
 
 
Have you got your lineup set? Are you sure? Week 2 is upon us and already it might be time to question a few draft decisions...but have no fear, the Fark Fantasy Football Experts are here
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Snollygoster mods rejecting my submissions, now dreaded uhtceare interrupts my slooming until driven to obsessively gogoozling submissions queue while all these bloody Trumpmumpsimus headlines wamblecropt Fark. TL;DR : Submitted with better headline
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Sat September 17, 2016
(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
Kyle Busch is in the field for the NASCAR Xfinity Series' Drive For Safety 300 from Chicagoland Speedway at 3:30 PM ET on NBC, so this race is most likely going to be as exciting as watching flies fark. Maybe we can discuss decoupage instead
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Corey Lewandowski, chief ranch hand at the shiatgibbon farm, gets his mic cut by Don Lemon
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Fri September 16, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
It's back, and it's terrifying. No, not the US presidential election, it's the Fark Weird News Quiz. Good guess, though
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(Fansided)
 
 
 
NFL lifts its ban on custom jerseys with the name Harambe. Fark: NHL lists it as the default name on their website
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
"Why don't you lick me where I fart?" said the teacher to the student
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
An American goes to Scotland and pees on the highlands. Literally. Bonus: he's a Farker
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(Is There Any Deal)
 
 
 
Finally, it's time once again for the Friday Fark Gaming thread. What have you been playing this week? Worms W.M.D? Fallout 4? Crusader Kings 2? Stellaris? MOO? Perhaps an AD&D campaign you modified for 5e? Do you need other farkers to game with?
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Two months FREE Audible.com. Choose from over 180,000 audiobooks. Here's your chance to make recommendations. (Sponsored Link)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Hope all you East Coast farkers filled up your cars last night
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton's new campaign book, Stronger Together, sells a staggering 300,000 copies setting a new record for non-fiction. Wait. Scratch that. It sold a staggering 3,000 copies. Fark: It still manages to make the NYT Best Sellers list at #15
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
"Gee, I sure wish I knew where the world's last few flying saucer Futuro houses are located." Checks Fark. "JACKPOT"
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Thu September 15, 2016
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Science asks: Do snails have decision-making skills? And how can we fark with them?
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(Some Food Nut)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: What do you think of when you think of making Italian food? Your own pasta, eggplant parm, or maybe a cannoli? Show us the goods.. It's ok to raid grandma's recipes. We won't tell
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(Evansville Courier Press)
 
 
 
In a case of the apple not falling far from the tree, Indiana woman threatens to blow up school if her disruptive son isn't allowed to return to class
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Farking in the "D." Saturday October 15th, Greektown Casino, Detroit, 5PM
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: 4-port USB universal travel charger. "Uses top-grade microchips & built-in fail-safes to ensure full power & full safety." Samsung may want to take some notes. (Sponsored Link)
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 593: "Less is More 3". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed September 14, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
News: 93 room hotel with 350 seat auditorium, daycare, restaurant, coffee shop, sports club, and health spa/fitness center finds new way to avoid taxes. Fark: By declaring themselves a church
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(Wow 24/7)
 
 
 
Cloaking devices, life-extending tech and even head transplants might not be far away (but don't hold your breath on teleporters)
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Washington Times gets a laugh from a Fark headline: "Hillary calls Trump supporters a 'basket of deplorables.' Trump calls Hillary supporters a 'basket of deportables,'" notes a headline at Fark.com, the news site famous for its comedic touch"
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Nate Silver: No, seriously, this is a horserace and I'm starting to feel like Cassandra over here because nobody farking believes me when I say it
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(Fark)
 
 
 
It was a Dark and Stormy night, and then Destiny went up on stage as well. THIS is your Fark Writer's Thread, exotic dancer edition
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: MISSIONARY IMPOSSIBLE Doggy style is ruff ... and four other sex positions women secretly HATE
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: $29 for a $50 store credit to Contenders Clothing. I need an '80s movie training montage here. (Sponsored Link)
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Wells Fargo CEO: I guess I'm kinda responsible for what goes on here
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(Oregon Public Broadcasting)
 
 
 
Dildonian Trial Day 1: The biggest surprise so far is that Ryan Bundy hasn't lost his pro se status yet. Predictions on when and how it will happen to the right
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Tue September 13, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-ready Poltab headline: "Don't compare Donald Trump to Adolf Hitler. It belittles Hitler"
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Philadelphia crowd was expecting to hear from President Barack Obama. Instead, they heard from President Barack Givesno Farks
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fans of the Java browser plugin, prepare to say farewell to your fat, ugly, less-than-trusty bloated companion, as Oracle announces they will not include it in future Java releases
 
(Symmetry Magazine)
 
 
 
Farking magnetic monopoles, how do they work?
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(Occupy Democrats)
 
 
 
Washington farmer hangs Hillary in effigy along I-5, guaranteeing a visit from the Secret Service and possibly a reality series called "Geoduck Dynasty"
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Mon September 12, 2016
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
A chart outlining exactly how much farther you can expect to drive once your gas gauge reads empty
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The Wells Fargo exec who leads its business unit responsible for setting up over two million fake accounts has been fired and will pay for what she did. Just kidding, she's set to retire at the end of the year with a $124 million payday
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: It's never too soon for a good deal
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Fark gets the last word on a story about the yoga teacher who let bar mitzvah boys fondle her new boobs
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
AT&T: We're excluding our services from data caps. Do you want through as well? Fark you, pay me. Netflix: Well, how about just the 'fark you' part
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(Self Magazine)
 
 
 
Fit Farking, Week 1. Something we can all do better that's actually kind of easy. Get more sleep
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Man who destroyed Merrimack home to wear a Monitor, a penny lane change, and John Hinckley Jr. promises not to shoot Reagan again: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 9/4 - 9/10
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Sun September 11, 2016
(Ruud Dutch Fans)
 
 
 
Not News: Children from a local hospital get to go to a soccer game. News: Away fans pelt the kids before the game with items they smuggled into the stadium. Fark: AWWWWWWW
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(Hot Whopper)
 
 
 
It's become a Fark tradition to tell you each and every month that this a repeat of the last umpteen months. Why stop now? August was the hottest August on record. This is a repeat of last month, the month before that, so on and so forth
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(KRTV Great Falls)
 
 
 
New coffee will keep you buzzed for 18 hours, increase your chances to become a Fark admin
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(Fantasy Football Today)
 
 
 
Welcome back fantasy football players. It's Week One and everyone is in first place. Who will stay there? Get the inside edge with answers to all your questions from the Fark Fantasy Football experts
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: iPhone 7 Razor Armor Shockproof & Scratch Resistant Case. The headphone jack issue is bizarre but the new camera upgrades are tempting. I for one welcome my continued Apple overlords. (Sponsored Link)
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(U.S. Navy)
 
 
 
Capt. James Kirk will drive his new DDG100 ship to Baltimore on October 15th at @17:00 hours. In other Fark News: Subby will be in Baltimore very very shortly
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(Inforum)
 
 
 
Because its far more important to arrest the journalist documenting dogbite assaults on protestors rather the personnel actually committing assault on the protesters
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Coming to you from Alaska's capital city, it's another round of Livingston Stapler Company Presents. Two hours of music hosted live by a farker, starting at 9PM AKDT/10PM PDT
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Sat September 10, 2016
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Why is Apple farking around with two cameras on the back of the new iphone? Because the age of virtual reality is upon us
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
One last shout out for the FARK Pick 'Em and Eliminator. One may come with pride, the other only comes with shame (pro-tip, the eliminator is shame)
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Finland, having been spared thus far from Taco Bell's sinister plot to destroy toilets globally, has to rely on other methods to totally wreck bathroom fixtures
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
To be fair, when your cab fare asks to be taken to prison for drinks they could just really like pruno
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Fri September 09, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
It's Friday, the weather is okay, and the horizon is beautiful. So now you can feel bad about your life choices by failing the Fark Weird News Quiz
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(CNN)
 
 
 
As Wells Fargo is paying a $185 million fine for fraud, the CFO and COO help themselves to a combined $20 million bonus
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
"By far" the largest gift the Trump Foundation made in 2014 was the $100,000 it gave to Citizen's United, Trump's first to the group, at a time when they just happened to be suing the NY AG who was pursuing fraud charges against Trump U
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Awesome photo gallery of female farmers in Scotland proves there's nothing hotter than a woman who can repair a tractor
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(The Local)
 
 
 
German man to make attempt at world record by carrying 29 beer steins at Oktoberfest, which works out to 154 pounds and enough beer to power a Fark admin for almost twenty minutes
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Raspberry Pi 3 Model B kit with 7" LCD display touch screen. (Sponsored Link)
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The most well written explanation of the Wells Fargo account shenanigans you'll see
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Author's solution to ending crime, extortion and the 'underground economy' is getting rid of all dollar bills larger than $10. "Scaling back the use of cash is a far more humane way to limit immigration than building barbed-wire fences"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Need some more lazy Farkers for a free hockey pool. Sixth year in and our numbers have dwindled from 20 to 7 and want to refill the league. Rotisserie, lazy format with no bench slots. No experience or effort required
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(Is There Any Deal)
 
 
 
As exciting as opening your fridge after a hard week's work, and finding it has booze... it's the Friday Fark Gaming thread. What have you been playing this week? No Man's Sky? Stellaris? MOO: CtS? Overwatch? No Pineapple Left Behind? Tell us inside
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Thu September 08, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
Wells Fargo wants you to know that it's sorry for opening all those credit and savings accounts without customer consent so managers would meet bonus targets, and that it spent a good 20, 30 minutes digging through the couch for its fine money
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
It's been almost seven years since the premier of Avatar and James Cameron says he'll start shooting Avatar 2 within the year.....Maybe. Sorta. Kinda. Who the fark knows?
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(About.com)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Fark quandry - what to serve your guests that doesn't require them to set aside their precious booze? It's Tapas Time here on Fark. Share your small bites and we'll give it some Spanish flair
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The moral and ethical implications of drone warfare
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Try the Five-Four Club - clothing shopping service for men. (Sponsored Link)
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 592: "Out in Left Field". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed September 07, 2016
(The Local)
 
 
 
The instructor for the next Fark Kayak Expedition has been located
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Karma Go hotspot. Mobile wi-fi hotspot with 50GB data for one month. That's a lot of Pokemon Go. (Sponsored Link)
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(Fark)
 
 
 
It's 6am, I'm tapped out in creativity, but welcome anyway. THIS is your Fark Writer's Thread. "Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi" edition
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: "Bottom licker locked up after attack". Hehehehehe, "bottom"
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Tue September 06, 2016
(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
Not news: Graffiti artists spray paint public property. News: Graffiti depicts Maine Governor LePage as Klansman. Fark: City says "meh, it can stay"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Someone farked with Fark
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Reminder: The start of the 2016 NFL season is 2 days away The Fark Pigskin Pick 'Em game could use a few more names There's no complicated drafting, player tracking, etc...just pick the winner of each game. End of the year, the winner gets a really
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Rolo travel bag. Organization luggage for minimalist packing geniuses. Dungeon Master approved portable hole sadly not available for the rest of us. (Sponsored Link)
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Don't fark around with Pokemon Go in a Russian church or you could wind up in prison where Pikachu takes on a whole new meaning
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Today's evidence that suggests climate change is real is **spins wheel** Wheat may be the next big crop for farmers in Alaska
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(Fark)
 
 
 
I'll tumble for ya, Coke returns to its original formula, and Huma cuts of Weiner: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 8/28 - 9/3
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Mon September 05, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Dan Snyder's prime new Redskins stadium location is immediately north of Dulles Airport's 11,500 ft runway 1C/19C, because no other county in Virginia is willing to give him a nickel for funding, much less a fark
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Farker is thinking about purchasing a Glock 33. Looking for advice. Handgun trifecta is now in play
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
The Browns wanted a first round draft pick and a young Pro Bowler for backup QB Josh McCown. In other news, the Browns do what they always do: fark it all up straight to hell
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(Hot Air)
 
 
 
You students who have student loans, forget about that "forgiveness" on those loans because the government makes far too much money on them
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(NBC4i)
 
 
 
Here's one for all the FARK experts. Is video of a big cat or a house cat?
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(SFist)
 
 
 
Class warfare comes to the playa with torches at the ready to burn giant pitchforks
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Mac cyber security bundle. When you don't trust your Mac. Does not include tin foil. (Sponsored Link)
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
When Japanese Spider-Man wasn't piloting giant robots into battle against overgrown monsters, he bellowed oaths at villains while spider-voguing to his custom fanfare
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(PJ Media)
 
 
 
Here's a tip, Gov. FASface: if people are turning down jobs because they make more on welfare, maybe those jobs need to pay more
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(My Central Jersey)
 
 
 
Fighting suicide in Central Jersey through awareness, involvement, and getting the fark out of Central Jersey
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(CNN)
 
 
 
In today's news that will no way go badly in the future: Germany's far right party has great success in local elections
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The Pentagon's spy agency Tweets for China to stay classy, San Diego to go fark itself
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Sun September 04, 2016
(GeekDad)
 
 
 
Geek Dad asks if Stone Farking Wheaton w00tstout is just a Geek Beer or the Geekiest Beer Ever?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
So long, farewell Auf Wiedersehen, goodnight
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Reba McEntire lists riverfront farm in Tennessee for $7.9 million. The home is 12,800 square feet, has 7 bedrooms, and 5 bathrooms - three of which are actually inside the house
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Sunday Jazz on Fark: The Ray Brown Trio in concert
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Coming up at the top of the hour it's the Labor Day weekend edition of Livingston Stapler Company Presents. Two hours of eclectic music hosted live by a farker (9PM AKDT/10PM PT)
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Sat September 03, 2016
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
News: High school students recreate gang colors on their student IDs. Fark: the Scooby Doo gang
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
According to the 1878 Farmers' Almanac, the best way to get a baby to stay quiet for hours is to smear its fingers with thick molasses and then put half a dozen feathers in its hands
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Farms aren't waiting around as they start to use self-driving tractors. They've already been using drones to check the back forty. They'll be the first to use robots for hand picking fruits and vegetables whenever that happens
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
We're less than a week till the NFL season kicks off. It's the last chance to play Fantasy Football with your fellow Farkers. This is the final Fark League organizational thread
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Rosetta Stone language box set. The English version could be fascinating. (Sponsored Link)
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Can people live on fruit alone (?) is the eternal question first asked in the garden of Eden. Then man discovered bacon and home fries and said fark it, apples are good, but c'mon
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-ready headline: "Pokémon Go's Buddy System Will Let You Have Special Time With Your Favorite Monster"
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(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Astronomers capture first-ever video of sun farting
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Fri September 02, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Time again for the Fark Weird News Quiz. Great taste. Less filling
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
South Park guys explain why they won't satirize Trump in upcoming season. "We were like, fark him, we don't want to give him the satisfaction"
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(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
California has approved regulations that will monitor and restrict cow farts
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(Bluefield Daily Telegraph)
 
 
 
Not news: Abandoned mine entrance will be sealed to prevent further tragedy. Ultra wake screaming in the night Fark: with the last guy who entered still inside
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Eric Trump say it is "pretty amazing" that so many of his father's Hispanic advisers have renounced their support since Trumps big immigration speech, because it's the same farked up shiat he's been saying since the primaries, so why dump him now?
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(Apple Insider)
 
 
 
The Fark app may soon disappear from the Apple store, so get it while you can
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(Grimsby Telegraph)
 
 
 
Courtroom stunned into silence by fart, but who did the crime?
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(Is There Any Deal)
 
 
 
Welcome back to yet another Friday Fark Gaming thread What have you been playing this week? Stellaris? MOO? Fallout 4? NMS? Watching the bodies pile up in CK2: The Reaper's Due? Maybe some D&D5e or old Gygax modules? Pull up a chair and let us know
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Thu September 01, 2016
(Food Network)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Let's take a spin through Vietnamese cuisine. Do you have a favorite recipe or perhaps something you've always wanted tips on how to make well? Jump on in, the Bánh mì is fine
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Farsighted Saudis suddenly realize high oil prices are in their interest if they're going to IPO their oil biz
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
For her birthday she wants a volcano fortress and a giant "LASER". No word yet on what her future FARK handle may be
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Rare eggplant trifecta in play as Bangladeshi farmers celebrate 80% reduction in pesticide use thanks to sustainable farming initiative
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Samsung Galaxy S7 Edge - enter to win contest. Enter with Facebook login *or* email address. Is this the one you can pour water on? (*legal disclaimer: don't actually pour water on your phone please) (Sponsored Link)
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Democrats want Hillary and Bill to "go farther" on their foundation mess
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Pollsters try to figure out what to do with their precious polls because Trump is farking everything up
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Brace yourselves, Floridian Farkers; Tropical Storm Hermine is headed your way. Have you stocked up on water, dog food, cat food, human food, and, most importantly and inexplicably, bleach? It's your Official Not Quite a Hurricane Discussion Thread
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
The vicious, cold-blooded, ill-tempered alligator snapping turtle is very close to being put on the endangered species list, and not a single fark was given
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 591: "Teh Funnay 4". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed August 31, 2016
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Will Fark's firewall get pwned by fsociety again? Find out tonight on Mr. Robot, 10 PM on USA
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
One impromptu Fark Party would put this place out of business
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Here are 50 of the best names for your fantasy football team, although Drew's Holy Fark Warriors is not one of them
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(Fark)
 
 
 
There once was a man from Fark, he wrote a story on a lark. It wasn't very great, and brought about much hate. Now he submits headlines 'cause fark you. THIS is your Fark Writers Thread
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
How would your car perform on recently discovered exoplanet Proxima Centauri b? We have no farking clue. Here comes the science
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Innori virtual reality headset. NOW we're starting to look like the 1980s set in Disneyland's Carousel of Progress. What's your favorite VR content / app / website? Difficulty: no porn. (Sponsored Link)
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(Salon)
 
 
 
There is a GOP Civil War brewing between moderates and the far alt-right, something that could bring down middle of the road appeaser Paul Ryan
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Tue August 30, 2016
(Quartz)
 
 
 
If you were born before 1985, you are the last of your kind to remember life without an Internet. You lived in the Before Time and are struggling to survive in the After Time as fluent translator between Old and New tongues. Godspeed, old fart
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(Gatehouse Media)
 
 
 
We already miss Joe "This is a big farking deal" Biden, and he isn't even gone yet
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(Iceland Review)
 
 
 
Two of the largest volcanos in Iceland are coming back to life. FARK: Katla hasn't erupted in nearly 100 years, and is long overdue. If it does go kablooey, at least we can pronounce its name this time, unlike Bárðarbunga, so that's nice
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: Second couple have hedge stolen sparking fears of serial bush burglar
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(KUOW Seattle)
 
 
 
In late August, Seattle Mariners fans are used to kissing the season goodbye, not each other at the game. Fark: And they were threatened with ejection from the game. Total Fark: On Pride night
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(Stars and Stripes)
 
 
 
U.S. Air Force: We can totes retire the A-10 in five years without any issues. Government Accountability Office: Are you farking kidding?
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: HDR Projects 4 Pro software. 82 choices to play with your photos. (Sponsored Link)
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Mon August 29, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: A change to Fark that you won't hate
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(The New York Observer)
 
 
 
25 of the biggest screw-ups and bone-headed moves of the 2016 presidential campaign (so far)
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Alison Brie joins the cast of Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling. And subby sees he can't choose the repeat tag for Alison Brie being a gorgeous lady. Thanks, Fark. Joke ruined
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Mortal Wombat, Mongolian Beef, and Skynet learning, but from all the wrong sites: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 8/21 - 8/27
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Sun August 28, 2016
(Townhall)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton declares war on small farmers by proposing a focused safety net to help family farms get through challenging times, federal resources in commodity payment, crop insurance, and disaster assistance programs to support family operations
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(Vox)
 
 
 
"No Man's Sky is an existential crisis simulator disguised as a space exploration game" ... and, as far as anyone can tell, pretty much pointless
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Coming to you from Juneau, Alaska, it's once again time for Livingston Stapler Company Presents. Two hours of music hosted live by a farker (9 pm AKDT/10 pm PDT)
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Sat August 27, 2016
(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: ZUS Kevlar MFi certified 4ft lightning cable. Make sure your charging cable is protected from all the ballistics life throws at it. (Sponsored Link)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Just to end the fights about this on the Sports tab, here's an explainer of VJD, the non-ICC alternative to the D/L rain rule in TNPL. And for the last farking time, the Duckworth-Lewis method is NOT being used, it's Duckworth-Lewis-Stern. Duh
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(PM News)
 
 
 
Coming back home from the Olympics without a medal? That's an arrest and detainment. Fark: Not Ryan Lochte
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(The Root)
 
 
 
Question of the day: "Did Oklahoma police go too far when they pepper-sprayed an 84-year-old woman?" Uhhh, who exactly is taking the 'No' side on this? (with video)
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
10 best movies about artificial intelligence. #10) Robocop...what? Robocop? Seriously? Okay, fark this list
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Ever wonder what happens when a truck full of airbag cartridges crashes in front of your home and detonates? BONUS FARK: Takata airbags
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Join Fark's College Pick' Em group. Just 8 days left. Try picking something besides your nose for a change
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Fri August 26, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Ready to see how you did this week? This is the Fark Weird News Quiz. And remember, we were GMO-free and gluten-free before it was uncool
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
NFL GMs to Chargers: "Welcome to Fark"
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Oh look, just an ultra-rare sawfish Fark: 17 feet long
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(CityLab)
 
 
 
Map nerds go a little too far with their "realistic" state map of Louisiana that shows large chunks of its boot underwater as result of floods and rising sea levels. "It's cartographic hyperbole by roughly half"
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(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
If light slows down as temperature decreases doesn't that mean photons slow down the farther they are from the sun and the universe is smaller and younger than we think?
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(The Courier UK)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-ready headline: "Sheriff orders tutu-clad sex toy dangler to be of good behaviour"
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(Is There Any Deal)
 
 
 
More contagious than the plague, it's the Friday Fark Gaming thread. This week Crusader Kings II: The Reaper's Due launches, and Worms W.M.D. rolls out. What games have you been playing lately? NMS? MOO? Stellaris? Fallout 4? Tetris? Let us know
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: E-learning computer security courses. CISSP certification training, VoIP, ethical hacking certification, Java Cryptography Architecture, TCP For computer networks, Mobile Application penetration testing. (Sponsored Link)
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Today's FARK-ready headline: '"Extremely intoxicated' Fort Lauderdale officer brawls with hotel security while holding baby"
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Thu August 25, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Happy 4th anniversary, Farkers. Food threads on the regular. Who knew? Have a favorite thing you've learned or a topic you wish we'd cover? As always, we share to the right. (LGT 4 years ago)
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(NFL)
 
 
 
It's Week 3 of the NFL Preseason which means Fark Fantasy Football leagues will be drafting soon. If you have a league in need of additional players or are a player looking for a league this is the thread for you
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Farkette wants to pop her cherry in Fantasy Football. Can someone direct her to a fark league or something similiar? She promises to come in last and not be a whiny crybaby
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Trump has so far paid $7.7 million in campaign contributions to his own companies and children
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In the middle of Hillary's email mess, right on cue...Bono. Farking Bono
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Linux for beginners e-learning course bundle. "Linux, because we don't need no steenkin' Blue Screen of Death" (Sponsored Link)
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Today's made-for-Fark headline: "This adorable robot octopus is powered by farts"
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 590: "Fresh Photos". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed August 24, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
"There is no horse race here. Clinton is far enough ahead, at a late enough stage in the election, that what we have is a horse running by itself, unperturbed but for the faint possibility of a comet hitting the track"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Help a farker out? Subby needs a name for a new garage band
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(WWE)
 
 
 
WILL Samoa Joe want revenge for getting his farking head kicked in? WHO is next to challenge the "Empress of Tomorrow"? CAN Johnny Wrestling show the Urban German who's boss? "Wrasslin' Wednesday" begins with NXT @ 8pm ET on WWE Network
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
176 years ago, a battery was plugged in to an electric bell. Fark: Still going. Energizer Rabbit can now hang its head in shame and commit ritual suicide & the Coppertop can get stuffed
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(Wow 24/7)
 
 
 
The Departed is back as a TV series - presumably as everyone rushes to cash in on the success of Fargo with their own cult crime movie television reboot
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Donald Trump is starting to make more states competitive. Fark: Red states
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Pro Unity 3D Game Design course. I can't believe Unity hasn't been taken for a supervillain name yet. Design a game for him/her. (Sponsored Link)
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(Fark)
 
 
 
One book, one hero, one side to win. It's a certain kind of magic to make this story sing. THIS is your Fark Writer's Thread "I'm seriously running out of ideas here" edition
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Tue August 23, 2016
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
BBC polls 177 film critics from across the globe. Comes up with the top 100 films of the century so far. Subby really needs to spend less time watching Trailer Park Boys
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
If you've been waiting for an edgier version of "Anne of Green Gables," good news -- it's coming to Netflix. Also, what the fark is wrong with you
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
It's back - ESPN's Eliminator Challenge is here. Come for the FARK Eliminator Gredunza and stay for the FXC
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Wells Fargo fined $3.6 million for deceptive student loan practices. Out of habit, company immediately asks if they can back pay it back over 20 years after graduation
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Mon August 22, 2016
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Article on how to make your own gravitational waves. Sadly it does not involve farting in the bathtub at all
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Two nerdy anniversaries
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Moron pries open door of moving train and jumps off. Fark station platforms, they're for pussies
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Pediatrician to Congress: Hey farksticks, stop stiggin' it and pass a Zika bill already
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(Times Herald-Record)
 
 
 
Father and son were playing catch on the shoulder of a busy highway as they were waiting for a tow truck and the ball landed on the road. Since this is Fark, you can guess what happens next
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: iOS Game Development - word and math games, arcade classics, sports games, and action games. Instructor Yohann Taieb - LinkedIn says he's currently working with CBS Interactive on Fantasy Football apps. (Sponsored Link)
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(Fark)
 
 
 
George Lucas' second career as a wedding photographer, a pane in Dakota Johnson's ass, and Lebron James considers owning another NBA team besides the Golden State Warriors: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 8/14 - 8/20
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Sun August 21, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Update from Farker Vicejay whose New Orleans-area food bank has been doing disaster response for the last week across Louisiana. DIT, link goes to donation page
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(Fark)
 
 
 
I just got carded for buying cigarettes. That's no big deal except that I turned of age to buy them 16 farking years ago. What's made you scratch your head lately?
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Format for Presidential debates announced. Each will be ninety minutes long, featuring one moderator who will ensure "thoughtful and substantive exchanges" occur, proving that no one in charge has been paying a lick of attention so far
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Not to be outdone by Australia, Maine is reporting a ten-foot snake on the loose. Complete with "holy fark" picture of the shed skin it left behind
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(NASCAR)
 
 
 
NASCAR has farked with the track again to try to fix the "fix" that ruined everything last time as the Sprint Cup Series heads to the remnants of Bristol Motor Speedway for the Bass Pro Shops NRA Night Race, which is now the Day Race at 1 PM ET on CNBC
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(The Sun Star (Philippines))
 
 
 
SunStar.com (The Philippines) praises Fark (and Drew) for questioning what the media offers up as news. "As Curtis wrote, 'Everyone claims to want real news, but no one really does'"
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Sat August 20, 2016
(Popsugar)
 
 
 
A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away... that's pretty much the whole story
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Cool: Walk off win. Cooler: Walk off home run. Coolest: Walk off inside the park home run. Fark: 2nd walk off in a row for the same rookie and first walk off inside the park home run for the team since 1916
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(NBC Olympics)
 
 
 
Things are winding down, but they're far from over. Finals in men's water polo, men's diving, women's golf, women's basketball, and so many other sports that I'm gonna run out of characters. This is your live thread for Saturday, August 20th
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(KATU)
 
 
 
Outlaw attack rooster taken into custody, sentenced to live on a farm
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
In other news, Tech Mogul Drew Curtis has announced today that his Fark.com headquarters is relocating to San Diego
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Fri August 19, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Clear your desks, it's time for the Fark Weird News Quiz. Now 100% sobriety free
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
What's the bigger crime here: two women stealing $1,411.97 worth of Gillette razor cartridges, or that 1 Gillette razor cartridge costs 40 farking dollars?
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(Irish Examiner)
 
 
 
It's quite obvious this study that shows how many hours we spend on social media every day never interviewed any Farkers
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(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Zika means the Florida tag will be seeing increased use on Fark soon
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Self-stirring camera lens mug. For World Photography Day, and the photographer in your life who knows what an f-stop is and how to take a photo without the autofocus engaged. (Sponsored Link)
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(Fark)
 
 
 
We're often divided by religion & politics, but amongst Farkers, what are we united by? Subby's thinking Weird Al, Calvin and Hobbes, Fred Rogers & Your Mom. What else?
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(Is There Any Deal)
 
 
 
Put down that corn on the cob and grab your wallets, it's the Friday Fark Gaming thread. What have you been playing this week? No Man's Sky? Stellaris? Fallout 4? MOO? Some tabletop 5e? What, if any, early access games have caught your eye?
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Thu August 18, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Need relief from the Fark Politics tab? Let Cracked show you how
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(Epicurious)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Do you prefer to make some condiments yourself over store bought options? Share your favorite flavorful condiment recipes to the right
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(San Francisco Examiner)
 
 
 
A teacher named Butts has an "inappropriate relationship" with a female student. And people say Fark isn't their personal erotica site
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(Google)
 
 
 
Impressive: Nats score in 7 of 9 innings today. Fark: and lose
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Wisconsin farmer and 16 cows died in what local colleague called a "perfect storm" of shiat. No word have far upwind the Trump rally was held
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Ten years and 916 threads ago, our forefarkers brought forth on this site a new abomination, conceived in stupidity and dedicated to the proposition that all posts are created equally worthless. Except the LAST POST-- (LGT LP #1)
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(WWSB ABC 7)
 
 
 
Senior citizens in Fark's favorite state face skyrocketing rates of STD transmission. Two in the pink, one in the wrink
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Big Data e-learning bundle: Hive, Hadoop, Spark, Pig, Cassandra, Oozie, Flume, Sqoop. Big Data πακέτο e-learning: Hive, Hadoop, Spark, Χοιρινά, Κασσάνδρα, Oozie, ρέμα, Sqoop. (Sponsored Link)
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Chris Pratt and Ana Faris are trying to enjoy breakfast when Courtney Love shows up and opens her Hole
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 589: "Software Hootenanny 6". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed August 17, 2016
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
FiveThirtyEight finally gets away from discussing Trump's flailing poll numbers to answer an unrelated question: How big is a fart? Okay, mostly unrelated
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Joseph Goebbels' 105-year-old secretary describes the Fark Party that took place in the final days of Hitler's bunker
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(WWE)
 
 
 
WILL Samoa Joe and Nakamura's last face-off before Brooklyn end peacefully? CAN Tony Nese overcome THE Brian Kendrick? IS SOMEONE getting their farking head kicked in? "Wrasslin' Wednesday" begins with NXT @ 8pm ET on WWE Network
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(PJ Media)
 
 
 
Why the GOP is collapsing, you chucklefarks
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Why the GOP is not collapsing, you chucklefarks
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(Wow 24/7)
 
 
 
It's officially ten years since Samuel L Jackson fought those motherfarking snakes on that motherfarking plane
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(Fark)
 
 
 
It's been a long time, now I'm...writing this tome. I've been away now, oh how, I've missed this home. Wait...THIS is the Fark Writer's Thread "Antici-"
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Ray-Ban Camo Aviator Classic Sunglasses. I went looking for a joke about wearing sunglasses in winter but it turns out it's actually a good idea. (Sponsored Link)
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(Some Blockhead)
 
 
 
"Tykography" project aims to teach youngsters the aesthetics of typeface design by disguising them in traditional wooden letter blocks, letting your children use elegant 144-point Bauer Bodoni Italic to spell out FART
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
London strip club bids a fond farewell as it's forced out of its home of 38 years due to rising rent: "It's a weird, sexy family" (great, but probably Not safe for work pics)
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(Computerworld)
 
 
 
So you stuck it out, and said, "Fark you, Microsoft. I don't want your Windows 10, and forced updates"
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Tue August 16, 2016
(The News & Observer (NC))
 
 
 
Pickleball, Fark's favorite sport, is back in the news again. This time in Wake Forest, NC
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Restaurant chain adds "Living Wage" surcharge to offset increased minimum wage, because fark you
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
What happens when you dive into a pool filled with 25 million Orbeez? Next question, how the fark do you get 25 million Orbeez out of your pool?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Audi developing technology that allows cars to tell red light cameras to fark off
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(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
PETA wants memorial at site of ongoing Fark headline theme (no not that one)
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Learn Linux - course designed to prepare you for the CompTIA Linux+ Certification Exam. Kill Daemons, avoid zombies, and play with package managers. (Sponsored Link)
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-ready headline: "Sex pigs halt traffic after laser attack on Pokémon teens"
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
"Product inaction created a honeypot for assholes" is a polite way of saying that Twitter never really understood the Greater Internet Farkwad Theory
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(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
SEC fans prove they are the biggest morons in CFB, as they vote Johnny Manziel as the best SEC player ever over Bo Jackson. Fark: 96% to 4%
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Mon August 15, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Patent troll redux
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
How Ray Lewis has helped Michael Phelps. Oddly, it doesn't involve obstruction of justice ... as far as we know
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Farker helps run a Louisiana food bank that is responding to the third major natural disaster in six months, DIT. Please consider a donation, the flooding in LA. is on a scale with Katrina
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Incorrect period costumes at a fancy dress carnival, a leotard older than Aly Raisman, and one child holding a Snoopy balloon: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 8/7 - 8/13
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in 1969, the Woodstock Music Festival opens on a patch of farmland in upstate New York. Six million people claim they were there
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Mophie Powerstation XL External Battery (Manufacturer-Refurbished) - 90 day manufacturer warranty. (Sponsored Link)
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(The Cheat Sheet)
 
 
 
The best ways to tell if someone is a psychopath include their penchant for taking a lot of selfies, not yawning with you, and paying for Fark
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Where and what was your first post on fark?
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Black Sabbath guitarist Tony Iommi: "Fark you, 2016"
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Sun August 14, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Time for another Fark Photoshop Tennis Match, this time with an actual tennis setting
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Local town wants hordes of trainers descending on their sleepy home to Pokémon Go fark themselves
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Happy 66th birthday to the world's greatest cartoonist, Gary Larson. Share your favorite Far Side strips, share how you were introduced to the greatest comic strip in history, the important thing is celebrate his genius
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Fark Coloring Contest: Flower Edition
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(Universe Today)
 
 
 
Cool Earth-sized exoplanet discovered in a "Goldilocks Zone" orbit around its sun. Holy farking shiat: the star in question is Proxima Centauri, which is a mere 4.25 light years from earth. Well, if nothing else, we may have a "spare" now
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
Shatner: "The mayor is here? Fark him"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Farkette with ptsd, agoraphobia and severe depression needs some ideas of legit work that can be done from home while in therapy, with little to no training. Online course work ok. LGN
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Sat August 13, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Usain Bolt's mother: "Sure he's won all the races, but why the fark hasn't he gotten married yet?"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Remember we weren't even in Afghanistan. Barack Obama went into Afghanistan creating another problem." No, not even the Trump campaign would be so stupid as to say tha- oh, you have GOT to be farking kidding me (link updated)
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(KRTV Great Falls)
 
 
 
U.S. releases troublemakers near the border in hopes they'll emigrate. Fark: The Canadian Border. Fark Squared: Grizzlies
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Rainbow Dash wakes up in a hospital, stumbles out into the deserted streets of Ponyville, then suddenly hears the angry howling of its residents. Did her last joke go too far? Find out in My Little Pony 28 Pranks Later 11:30 AM ET on Discovery Family
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(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-ready headline: Butter cow head survives 9 years, 4 stewards, 600 miles
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Man jokingly applies to be "wine queen" of German town after no woman applied for the position. And as this is on Fark, you can guess what happened next
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Timing to the thousandths of a second in swimming is impossible because pools are less accurate than Fark headlines
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(Vulture)
 
 
 
Ex-Warner Brothers exec demolishes Zack Snyder and WB president for screwing up DC in open letter. "If I worked at a donut stand and kept farking up donuts, I'd be fired"
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Fri August 12, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Friday already? That means it's time for happy hour, slacking off work and the Fark Weird News Quiz
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(UPI)
 
 
 
'Nosulus Rift' fart-smelling virtual reality unit crafted for 'South Park' video game - because of course it was
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Behold the rare male version of the Black Widow serial killer. Fark: he's been doing this for 50 years
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Stanford expert announces that there are only four good reasons to ever do something in VR. Ummm...movies, gaming, sex, and more sex? *reads article* Oh, fark the hell off
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Learn JavaScript and Python - a programming course for non-programmers (Sponsored Link)
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(Is There Any Deal)
 
 
 
It's still a red hot summer & your wallet won't get a break just yet. It's the Friday Fark gaming thread. This week No Man's Sky has released to tepid reviews. Did you pre-order it? Have you been playing other games? Fallout 4? Civ V? MOO? Tell us
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Yawn -- watching a meteor shower above you. Fark -- watching a meteor shower below you
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(The Indy Channel)
 
 
 
New bar features 'beer wall' with 20 rotating taps, craft beers that you can pour on your own. This obviously calls for a Fark party
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Thu August 11, 2016
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
A very Longtime Farker who is a neighbor, has done all he can do, just help us. At least for the other two little ones
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
If your pet fish has human-like teeth, officials request that you do not release them into the wild. Also, find some less farked up pets, for God's sake
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
'Weekend Warrior' gets prison for his 4th DUI in 4 years. Is that just his nickname or is it his Fark handle?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
California wants to regulate cow farts
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: AnyMote Universal Remote Control, coordinates all remotes through your smartphone. Not bad. But when can we ditch these cumbersome interfaces and just let me control my electronics with my mind? (Sponsored Link)
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Red Sox fans want A-Rod, get A-Rod, proceed to boo A-Rod. Hello, goodbye, farewell
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Yankees' Joe Girardi on not playing A-Rod: "My job description does not entail a farewell tour"
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Nissan unveils its latest what-the-fark-is-THAT? on the streets of Rio
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 588: "Framed". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed August 10, 2016
(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Not News: USA Rugby player scores try, makes bone-crushing hit. Fark: His day job is safety for the New England Patriots
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Dear Deidre, My lover's off to far-flung lands for years and I'll be left with my no good lazy husband and his Xbox games. Should I even be at home with him?
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(Geekologie)
 
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Drunk Kentucky couple crash their Geo Tracker into power pole, then proceed to get stung by hundreds of bees. But the real story here is the eyewitness testimony given by local resident and possible Fark admin
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