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500 headlines found matching 'far'
Fri November 17, 2017
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(NYPost)
 
 
 
They tried to warn us about man spreaders but we did not listen. Farkers, share your stories of public transport nightmares
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Report: Farc money launderer gave money to Trump's Panama resort, which could now face further investigations, but on the plus side is now signed up for 1000 years of TotalFarc
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Always fun, and never a level grind it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. Link goes to a free copy of Killer Is Dead Nightmare Edition (Humble Bundle). What have you been playing? Side note what canceled game(s) do you wish had seen the light of day?
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(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
Fark Trump? No, fark you
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Thu November 16, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Sorority sister A needs her service dog to live in the sorority house to control her panic attacks. Sorority sister B needs the service dog to leave the sorority house because of her allergies. Can the Fark legal system decide?
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Thieves steal $800,000 of rare whiskey known as "The Squirrel." Authorities currently searching Fark handle database for suspects
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(Some Tree Huggers)
 
 
 
Could we feed the entire population with organic farming? Short answer: Technically, yes. Long Answer: Not unless we stop raising livestock
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The House tries to foreclose on the poor, Franken farks up and cops to it, and Menendez gets off. And of course, Moore keeps digging. From the darkest to the weirdest timeline. MSNBC Primetime Livethread, the madness takes form at 8pm EST
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Not news: Patton Oswalt does a stand-up routine. Fark: Made out of Mike Huckabee's Twitter jokes
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Not news: Man finds car after forgetting where he parked it. Fark: Twenty years later
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(All Recipes)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Here it is.. Your Fark Turkey Day sides thread. Share what you're making/taking to the feast. Canned Cranberries shall be banned at the door
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Known Brexit liar and apologist Nigel "The Liar" Farage does not like being called a liar, even going so far as to berating someone on-air for pointing out how much the liar lies (possible nsfw content on page)
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
The U.S. House just passed the Fark the Poor and Reward the Wealthy Tax Act
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Fark could be offline forever as early as next month, thanks to the FCC
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Keep farking that chicken, you'll kill it. Literally
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 654: "Top This". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed November 15, 2017
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
The Tribune is accepting entries for the 2018 Nelson Algren literary contest. This is NOT your Fark Writer's Thread
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(Fark)
 
 
 
We're halfway through NaNoWriMo, which I guess puts us at NaNoW or something. Or Just NaNo. Either way, am I on track for 50K words? NoNo. This is your Fark Writer's thread
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
It's one thing to fark with Gawker about Hulk Hogan. Peter Thiel now believes he has the political capital to fark with Google by purchasing antitrust verdicts
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
I think that I shall never see, a poem as enraging as a tree. A tree whose hungry mouth is prest, against the sweet Earth's flowing breast. A tree that blocks my lake view, making it hard to sell at an inflated asking price - fark you
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Tue November 14, 2017
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Cards Against Humanity goes Ken Burns on Donald Trump for the holidays, and even bought some land on the border to snag up alleged wall construction. Most Farkers will donate just for the "Stop Saying Pickle Rick" sign
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Better late than ____________
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Anyone have any new, cool go to websites? Mine are fark, FB, twitter, reddit.....just looking for some new ideas, facebook and twitter are cesspools anymore. Someone please post zombo.com early, so we can get that out of the way
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: "Millionaire bankers feel sorry for struggling millennials"
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Substitute teacher discovers student loan debt suddenly at $3.9 million, wonders where he got a second bachelor's degree. Fark: The amount owed was his Social Security number
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Today's "Fark you, I got mine" reveal from the GOP is that stock options will be taxed when they mature instead of at sale time
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(Criminal Element)
 
 
 
Farker Aeonite's novel Blackbird officially releases tomorrow (11/14). Check out his essay on the "Badass and Child Duo" trope and enter to win a copy
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Mon November 13, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Since-pulled article on The Federalist states that the US abolished slavery in 1797. Either the author doesn't know how lists work in Word, or this is the fine journalism Fark has come to expect from The Federalist
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(Slate)
 
 
 
And here's the best farkin' news you motherfarkin' corksuckers will hear today: Filming on the farkin' Deadwood movie may start as early as next farkin' fall
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Sex unlikely to cause cardiac arrest, especially if you're a Farker
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(Salon)
 
 
 
What do scientists know about Planet Nine from Outer Space so far? Other than it's home to a cache of unreleased Ed Wood films
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Sun November 12, 2017
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Equifax CEO to Congress: "I have no farking clue if your personal data on our servers are encrypted"
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(Fantasy Football Today)
 
 
 
Time for a look deep inside the NFL Week 10 fantasy football matchups. Have questions about your lineup? Have no fear, the Fark Fantasy Football Experts are here (with all the answers)
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(Sunday Morning Music Club)
 
 
 
This week in the Sunday Morning Music Club we're looking for the strangest album you have in your collection. Do you really like it or do you use it as psych warfare on your neighbors?
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Sat November 11, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Impromptu Seattle Fark Party - Come for some libations and a good time
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
A farewell to WWII assassin, saboteur, courier and all-around badass Irv Refkin
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(MSN)
 
 
 
JPMorgan believes jury verdict was a wee bit too high, asks court to overturn decision. Fark: The $8 BILLION dollar verdict
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby would like to thank all the veterans that are members of FARK. For you veterans, what branch did you serve in? What was your best experience or story from when you served?
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Where the fark is my damn tiny violin?
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Good: Man wants to avoid his wife getting a DUI. Gallant: So he agrees to pick her up from party. Fark: Man is killed in a DUI accident on the way to pick up his wife from party
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Fri November 10, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
Two new books set out to assess the mental health of His Orangeness, and arrive at two completely opposite conclusions. Don't worry, though, we're still farked either way
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
OK, who farted?
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Whats some good mind farks? Link goes to the one subby fell for most recently
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(GOG)
 
 
 
Almost as timeless as Jazz Jackrabbit it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. Link goes to GOG where you can get Syberia free for the next (almost) 40 hours. What have you been playing this week? Side note: What are your favourite indie games? Tell us
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"If you cross the president, if you disagree with the president in public, the reality of his reality show is you're fired," said the wheat farmer with a leopard sized bite in his face
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
In which Farkers debate how they could get by on 11 bottles of liquor a month
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
And like magic, here it is: the stupidest thing I've read all day. Fox News legal analyst: Actual victims of sexual predators are 'very few and far between'
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
DOJ: "strong encryption is unreasonable." Fourth Amendment: "Fark you"
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Thu November 09, 2017
(WVTM13 Birmingham)
 
 
 
Not News: Neighbors argue over property line. News: One neighbor posts sign "Your cancer is taking to long". Fark: Sign poster moved in last fall. UltraFark: Quoted as saying "I would rather him be anywhere but here bothering me"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Not included in the article: rainbows everywhere, unicorns coming out of hiding, farts smelling like roses
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(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: How do you incorporate greens into meals without just preparing a side salad? Help your fellow Farkers eat healthier meals by showing us how easy it is to go green
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Groundbreaking has begun on Fark's new headquarters
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Looks like Manafort's former son-in-law is going to take a plea deal and testify against Manafort. Fark needs a LOL tag
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Rolling Stone Magazine is 50 years old this week. For younger Farkers, 'magazines' were these book-like things made of paper that people used to read before the internet was invented
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 653: "Purple 2". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed November 08, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Remember when deficits mattered? Pepperidge Farm remembers
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(Donald J. Trump)
 
 
 
Actual Trump job satisfaction survey: "1. How would you rate President Trump's job performance so far? A) Great B) Good C) Okay D) Other. 2 (Optional) Please explain...". That's the survey and the joke
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Email bot mails back scammers to waste their time. No word on if the e-mails contain a link to Fark.com for maximum time wasting
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Any fellow Farkers dealt with altitude sickness? What helps?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Experts claims that cutting back on alcohol consumption can prevent cancer. The unpopular experts who never got invited to parties, one would assume. Bunch of farking killjoys
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(Fark)
 
 
 
"The best author will be the one who is ashamed to become a writer." --Friedrich Nietzsche. Huh, if people read what I write and are embarrassed for me, does that count? This is your Fark Writer's Thread
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(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Two years ago, archeologists dug up a bead. Now it's been cleaned up and holy fark how the hell did they carve that?
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
To protect itself from being killed, Wells Fargo unveils millennial-friendly banking app that features new account creation and avocado-cronut budgeting features. $elfie$
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(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Photoshop these Cape Verde farmers
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
They FARK YOU at the drive-thru, okay? They FARK YOU at the drive-thru. Lame, contrived stories to the left; your genuine, heartfelt experiences to the right
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
FBI so far unable to decrypt Sutherland gunman's phone
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: "Knife-wielding man with porn magazine armor"
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Tue November 07, 2017
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
The Jello doesnt fall far from the tree
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Whether it's picking a new governor in Virginia or New Jersey, or voting against new city ordinances banning Fark parties, you should do your civic duty and get out and VOTE. THIS is your state and local election thread. (polls close at 7pm in most places)
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
When being interrogated by a detective, do you: A) Fess up to the crime, B) Ask for a lawyer, or C) Start farting until the detective ends the interview and leaves the room for air?
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Fark it, lets just legalize everything
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
News: Wife unlocks sleeping husband's phone with fingerprint, discovers affair. Fark: Ensuing fracas forces emergency landing of long distance flight
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
The President of the United States has no farking clue what the ballistic missile defense capabilities of the United States actually are
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
NASA wants the public to help nickname New Horizons' next flyby target, and has given all you farkers a head start: 69
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
The Church of Fark
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Mon November 06, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Where it's always Daylight Wasting Time
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Remember when Denver had an elite defense? Pepperidge farms remembers
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
India's "Cow vigilantes" might be extremist Hindus that are willing to beat Muslim farmers to death for raising beef cattle out of religious fervor, or they might be cattle rustlers who've figured out a way to get tacit government protection
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(New Hampshire Public Radio)
 
 
 
And I will always love you... Chicken Farmer
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(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Just in time for your holiday Fark party guys, it's 'ugly Christmas rompers' for the holidays
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
The entire semiconductor manufacturing industry is estimated to be worth about $300 billion worldwide. So Broadcom's $105 billion hostile takeover attempt of Qualcomm is a pretty big farking deal
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Far right white supremacists try to blame the Texas terror attack on the Antifa
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Texas terrorist was an atheist who loved ranting about how pointless God is. What was his Fark login?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Not news: some nutjob thinks the Sutherland Springs churchgoers should have been armed and returned fire. Fark: Texas Attorney General
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(Time)
 
 
 
Trump calls the Texas terror attack an "act of evil," then says everyone is "praying to God" over it. Hey, you know what would be better? SOME FARKING GUN CONTROL LEGISLATION YOU INEFFECTIVE ORANGE ASSHOLE
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Sun November 05, 2017
(NFL)
 
 
 
Are the 7-1 Eagles ready to Brock? How big of a dumpster fire will we get in Houston? Who the FARK booked Dolphins/Raiders for Sunday Night? Your NFL Week 9 thread begins @ 1pm EST on CBS, FOX
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(Fantasy Football Today)
 
 
 
Time for a look deep inside the NFL Week 9 fantasy football matchups. Have questions about your lineup? Have no fear, the Fark Fantasy Football Experts are here (with all the answers)
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(Streamable)
 
 
 
Cool: Astros fan gets his hat back after dropping it during their parade. Fark: An actual appropriate use of vertical video
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(9 News)
 
 
 
Not news: Man sent to prison. News: For sending prostitutes to strip on the family next door's front porch. Fark: 75 Times since 2013
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Sat November 04, 2017
(Rare.us)
 
 
 
Fark's favorite state is America's worst. Florida Man's weird crimes cited as main reason
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Lucky 13 games in today's crap shoot. Bet on red with Vegas in Ottawa at 2 pm ET and alt black eight & a half hours later with Anaheim in San Jose. Of course Schedule Guy put 6 large on at 7pm ET so just roll with it and FARK YOU GARY BERGMAN
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Here, let me share with you my concerned face. Oh, sorry... that's my don't give a fark face. Here, let me try again. Nope... still not working
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(Good News Network)
 
 
 
Following the devastation of Hurricane Harvey, one Houston pet clinic has - quietly and with no fanfare - given free veterinary care to over 1,500 cats and dogs - and they are going to continue waiving fees until December 9th. Happy Caturday
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(West Chester Daily Local)
 
 
 
Not news: Men seeking medical pot. Fark: Are bombarding a gynecologist's office
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Fri November 03, 2017
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Glenn Beck throws punches at Fox News in defense of CNN. Fark needs a 'what the fark is going in with this universe' tag
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(UPI)
 
 
 
New study finds marijuana farming is harming the environment. Mostly from the dense cloud of smoke that appears over the area around 4:20 every afternoon
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
People involved in domestic assault fitted with GPS monitors. Fark: the victims
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(Spike)
 
 
 
Friday Night MMA: Bellator 186, with two title fights. Ryan Bader vs Linton Vassell and Ilima-Lei Macfarlane vs Emily Ducote II. Prelims stream at 6:30 PM ET, main card at 9 PM ET on Spike TV
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Not news: Woman gets DUI | News: On a horse | Fark: Awesome pic of sad horse by police car
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Like artwork? Like helping charities? Farker running Island Dreams selling New Orleans/Mardi-Gras hand drawn trading cards for charity Looking to Farkers to make this project a success
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(GOG)
 
 
 
That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange aeons even the Friday Fark Gaming Thread may die. Link goes to Call of Cthulu: DCOTE. What have you been playing? Cuphead? The new Bubsy game? Side note: What's the worst game you ever played?
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Chariots of Fark
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Farc leader to run for president, apparently not deterred by lack of success with his previous campaign
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Thu November 02, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Another Russian troll farm uncovered. The fake news is coming from inside the house
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(Some Food Nut)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: For the outdoorsy Farkers, what are your favorite camping/campfire recipes to satisfy your grubby little campmates? Bonus points for sharing tools to make campfire dining successful
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Not news: Dumbass right-winger duped by Russian troll farm, retweets Russian Propaganda. Also not news: Trump was the dumbass
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Pit Liquor is a whiskey-based deodorant so you too can smell like a Fark systems admin
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Man tries to open his beer bottle with a pepper spray canister. Since this is Fark, you can probably guess how it all turned out
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 652: "Let's Get Lyrical". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed November 01, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Navy faults both U.S. warships in recent collisions, as predicted by Farkers
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(Fark)
 
 
 
In his spare time, he writes footnotes to Wikipedia entries for mold spores. He can bore a reader with his first three words. His action scenes are entirely dialogue. He is the least interesting writer on Fark, and this is your Fark Writer's Thread
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Not News: Two young men argue. News: One shoots the other twice in the head. Fark: They were arguing over the Biblical meaning of forgiveness
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Tue October 31, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Like a floating red balloon, the 2017 "Fark Scary Stories" thread is waiting for you. Top 10 voted Smart or Funny stories get a sponsored month of TotalFark. We all float down here
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Slightly better than Chick Tracts
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Da, only on Fark.ru will you see great Russian bear beat small American turkey with cock. You watch, I show you
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Meet the bloggers who brought down Manafort and ensured he was Manafarked
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(Quiz for Your Cause)
 
 
 
Long time Farker dbialac is launching Quiz for Your Cause by supporting the Red Cross's effort to help with relief for the victims of the 2017 hurricane season. All proceeds from the ads in the quiz game go to the American Red Cross
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(CBC)
 
 
 
The apple doesn't fall too far from the tree. Neither does a drunk man with a rifle
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Not only are CO2 levels at record highs, but now methane levels are rising, too, spelling disaster for humans in the fart-flung future
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
It's Halloween, but some folks dress up all year long. Calling all Fark Cosplayers - show your costumes (and keep it safe for work)
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(iNews (UK))
 
 
 
Some unanswered Stranger Things 2 mysteries - apart from the one about what the Fark the creators were thinking with Episode 7 (SPOILERS INSIDE)
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
'80s nerds no longer find Stranger Things plausible as "no one ever got that far in Dragon's Lair" [WARNING: SPOILERS]
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(Wordpress)
 
 
 
It's your annual Fark Jack-O-Lantern Photoshop Contest
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Mon October 30, 2017
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Consumer Reports shuts down Consumerist. Reading the Editors Twitter, they were shut down for "failing to meet subscription goals." FARK: they aren't subscription based
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
"As far as anyone knows, it has the most eggs of any vertebrate on the planet." And it looks slightly familiar
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump confidant and ratfarker Roger Stone implies that the AT&T/Time Warner merger won't be approved unless they neuter CNN
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(Some FX Trader)
 
 
 
What can Trump fark up today? Oh, just the worth of the dollar, as markets respond nervously to campaign staff indictments and potential replacement of Fed chair Janet Yellen with a guy who doesn't know economics from Shinola
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Rep. Don Young, (R-Alaska) pinned Boehner against a wall inside the House chamber and held a 10-inch knife to his throat. Boehner says he stared Young in the eyes and said, "fark you." Young says this account is "mostly true"
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Mobile ISP w/out Net Neutrality : "Access to Fark.com denied because you didn't buy our Not-News Unlimited Package". You've seen the joke before, but this ISP used it as a guide
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Let's see which politicians' attempts to bribe Amazon have been most pathetic...and here's Chris Christie with $7 billion in corporate welfare and a picked-over tray of cannoli
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Sun October 29, 2017
(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
Ya know things in America are farked up when the cops have to deal with too many leafblower complaints
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(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
Today's news article quite possibly written by a Farker
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(Fantasy Football Today)
 
 
 
Time for a look deep inside the NFL Week 8 fantasy matchups. Have questions about your lineup? Have no fear, the Fark Fantasy Football Experts are here (with all the answers)
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Sat October 28, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Obama: If a for-profit "college" scammed you, your student loans are forgiven. Trump: Fark you, pay me
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(MacRumors)
 
 
 
Best Buy decides that they should charge $100 extra for the iPhone X because flexibility, which is Latin for "Fark you, that's why"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Three carjackers armed with crowbar are no match for one bad-tempered woman who has run out of farks to give
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
The "Irish People Try..." video series is both quite funny and highly addictive to binge watch. But this time they've just gone too far
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(SB Nation)
 
 
 
While we can agree the World Series has been exciting so far, we can also agree that the World Series commercials have been horrible. Here's an analysis of the 5 worst. ♫Bad ads never seemed so bad. (So bad, so bad)♫
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
In a strange coincidence that could only happen on Fark, 'Bathrobe Man Cave Sex' is also the name of subby's Jonas Brothers cover band
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Fri October 27, 2017
(American Radio Relay League)
 
 
 
DOD will conduct training exercise simulating, as the masters of understatement actually call it, "a very bad day". Get ready to help out, all of you ham radio Farkers
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
The Mayo says it's OK to let the dogs sleep in the room with you, if for no other reason than to have a scapegoat for all your farts
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
Puppy needs to be revived by Narcan after finding and chewing on opioids it found on the sidewalk. Fark: Vets say it's the fourth time they've had to give Narcan to a dog this year
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Wall Street loves electric cars, America loves trucks, and Fark, well you see, fark loves lamp
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(Steam Powered)
 
 
 
Almost as spooky as checking your bank account after a Steam sale it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. Link goes to the Halloween Sale. What have you been playing this week? Side note what are older must-play games that fellow Farkers may have missed?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
So what have we learned so far from the released Kennedy documents? Well, for one thing, the Russkies were alarmed his assassination was part of an "ultra-right coup" to overthrow the government. Huh. Guess they warmed up to that idea
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
♫ Let's go derpin' now / See the Third Way learning how / Come on and safari with me... ♫
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
As a judge, you know you farked up when they close your court permanently after you resign under a cloud
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Thu October 26, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Arsenal FC annual general meeting descends into farce as hecklers and shareholders demand hope and change, get brush-offs and even more Arsenal
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Harvey Weinstein's lawyer alerted Ronan Farrow she had files on Rose McGowan's "history"
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Ok, which one of you Farkers is messing with the electronic road signs in Queens?
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Not News: New Poll puts Trump's approval ratings at just 41% Fark: in the State where a majority of the people thought that putting MIKE PENCE in charge sounded like a good idea
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(Sentinel and Enterprise)
 
 
 
Good: Electric cars catch fire no more often than gas cars. Bad: A battery fire can take 24 hours to extinguish. Fark: And then reignite for up to week
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(Serious Eats)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: It's that time of year so break out the squash recipes and help your fellow Farkers enjoy the season
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Twitter is banning ads from Russian media outlets RT, Sputnik and Fark.com
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Jessica Alba has no idea what she wants to name her third son/ You know what to do, Fark
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I decided to bring my ex-boyfriend whom I'm friendly with to help a friend clean out her home after her husband died. He wound up absconding with lots of electronics; he was not given a promised TV so he yelled at me. Did I fark up?"
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(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: "I'm selling my ranch after aliens tried to abduct my wife"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: Woman who married herself gives in to temptation and cheats on herself
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 651: "Nightmare Fuel". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed October 25, 2017
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Who would have bet that the expansion Las Vegas Golden Knights have the best record in the NHL so far?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
What's the record for the most number of NOPE.GIFs in a Fark thread?
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Gold Star father to Trump: "English motherfarker, do you speak it?"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
His punctuation choices once sent an editor into cardiac arrest. His Mary Sue is named Mary Sue. His purple prose runs all of the colors of the spectrum. He is the scariest writer on Fark, and this is your Fark Writer's Thread
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Tue October 24, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
New York could have floods every five years. Have you ever been in a natural disaster? Share details and discuss with other farkers
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Stephen Hawking farked up the internet
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Quick Fark- need a decent scotch/whiskey under $40
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Mon October 23, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Bernie to America; Go local. Well at least he's got the truck farmers and pot growers vote
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Trump gets tough on the Chinese. Starting with a wealthy, Chinese Mar-a-Lago member. Bad: A dissident seeking asylum from China. Fark: Based on a letter Steve Wynn delivered from China
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Fark rules!
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Bill O'Reilly says, I paid alot of money to keep this shiat quiet and you farks come along and screw all that up
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Which one of you farkers is blogging at Politico? Swamp diary indeed
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Sun October 22, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Introducing the list of the most underperforming players in the NBA, the Farkers of professional sports, if you will
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
How Sears, once a successful chain of department stores, went under. Fark: In Canada
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(Fantasy Football Today)
 
 
 
Time for a look deep inside the NFL Week 7 fantasy matchups. Have questions about your lineup? Have no fear, the Fark Fantasy Football Experts are here (with all the answers )
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
When even your fellow liberals are blasting MSNBC for your pushing your liberal anti-Trump conspiracy theory, you need to know you farked up, Rachel
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
School cancels Halloween because it's not inclusive of all students. Fark: Replaces it with Black and Orange day. I guess White and Yellow aren't welcome
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(Medium)
 
 
 
Not news: Memo leaked from the White House. News: It's a roadmap of their policies towards women that's heavily influenced by a well known feminist's writings. Fark: Margaret Atwood
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Fark's favorite forecaster warns: "CITIZENS OF CALIFORNIA"
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Sat October 21, 2017
(The Root)
 
 
 
Ready for Fark Headline: Virginia Middle Schoolers Simulate Sex Acts With Pinned Down Black Students While Yelling Racial Slurs. So many tags, but only one truly fits
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(Dangerous Minds)
 
 
 
50 years ago, a guy got photographed while burning his draft card, had his face printed on a "Fark the Draft" poster, and ended up expanding our First Amendment rights. Today he explains what it was like to be a meme before the Internet existed
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
When it comes to the upcoming winter forecast across America, who are you going to believe: Accuweather or the Farmer's Almanac?
source: mnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Forget killer clowns, these 1930s Halloween costumes are far more terrifying. What's the scariest Halloween costume you've ever seen?
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
"Monday evening a manure storage facility at a farm ruptured releasing an estimated 250 thousand gallons of manure into an unnamed tributary to Stehman Run, which runs into the Conestoga River." Guess what that tributary is called now?
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Fri October 20, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
The Astros bench coach Alex Cora to be named the new Red Sox manager after the ALCS. He will soon find out that Red Sox fans are far less forgiving than Astros fans
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(Common Dreams)
 
 
 
51 GOP Senators just voted to cut $1.5 Trillion from Medicare and Medicaid to give super-rich and corporations a tax cut, because of course they farking did
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Man accused of selling moonshine in Virginia and Tennessee caught with Fark party starter kit
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
There's drunk, there's falling-down drunk, and there's "I didn't know I blew a guy in the pub until they told me in jail the next day". Wonder what her Fark handle is
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
More fun than lazy developers with a huge day one patch it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. Link goes to Civ III Complete free at Humble Bundle. What have you been playing? Side discussion what genre(s) do you enjoy that have kind of died out?
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(Tucson.com)
 
 
 
Golddigger Joe may be farked
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
You wouldn't 3D print a rocket, would you? Fark you, we would, we can, and we will
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
If you are a smoker and perform cunnilingus, you could get cancer. However, if you smoke *while* performing cunnilingus, then you have some really farked up priorities
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(Navy Times)
 
 
 
Pro-Trump Navy SEAL with two purple hearts appeared on Fox in defense of the Golden One earlier this month. Since this is Fark, you probably... oh, fark, just read the tag
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Thu October 19, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
McCain signs onto the "Fark you, Facebook, for giving us Orange Twitler" internet political ad disclosure bill
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(ThinkGeek)
 
 
 
Fark's favorite fish is now available in slipper form
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(Some Food Nut)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: How are you preparing for Halloween? Have your party treats planned out or are you looking for tips on goodies to make and take? Link goes to a festive drink since Farkers are notoriously bad at finding ways to booze it up
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
A frightening glimpse of what awaits Arsenal's players await tonight in Serbia. Also in Europa League action, Everton v Lyon headline, Lazio play Nice, Milan travel to Athens and Fark's favorite club, FCK, travel to the boonies
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
You know things are farked up when the Washington Post does a feature on fallout shelters that are still in existence and have remained pristine for half a century
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(The Register)
 
 
 
NY Police: No, we can't tell you how much we took in civil asset forfeiture, as our database fell down the stairs by accident and injured itself. Judge: Fark You
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
And McCain's response to Trump's promise to fight back and it won't be pretty? "I've faced far greater challenges than this"
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 650: "Let There Be Light". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed October 18, 2017
(Amazon)
 
 
 
Long time Farker published a sci-fi novel. To quote Jay Sherman from The Critic, "Buy my book Buy my Book"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Welfare Kings: Study finds that half of new oil production would be unprofitable without government handouts
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(Crain's New York)
 
 
 
The results are in on Andrew Cuomo's cronytastic corporate welfare venture and there's nothing to see here, move along. Outrage is forbidden until Scott Walker does the same thing
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
ESPN lists the NFL teams that are most hampered by injuries...4 teams which are completely decimated, and 1 team losing 1 player who's loss will make it difficult for them to get really, really far in the playoffs. Gee, which team could that be?
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
We secretly replaced the Tennessee GOP Twitter account with a St. Petersburg-based Russian troll farm. Let's see if anyone notices
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
A look at all of the various conspiracy theories surrounding the Las Vegas terror attack, as it is easier for the far right, gun-loving NRA white supremacists to blame manufactured conspiracies than it is to admit the guy acted alone
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(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Remember Google's all-conquering AlphaGo AI? It just got spanked by a new version that taught itself Go from scratch. Fark: after just 40 days, it beat the prior version 100-0
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What is your dream cast for the inevitable movie about the Trump Presidency? LGT Fark
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(Fark)
 
 
 
He's been to Conjunction Junction. All of his tenses are perfect. He once wrote a total ellipsis that turned the sky dark and terrified superstitious peasants. He is the most interesting writer on Fark, and this is your Fark Writer's Thread
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Institute for Scolding The Fark Out Of You For Enjoying Life Once In A While says even moderate drinking will scar your kids for life
source: theguardian.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ABC7 Chicago)
 
 
 
Wait, this is a crime? Sooo, this isn't just a Fark kink?? Well, there goes my plans for tonight
source: abc7chicago.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Tue October 17, 2017
(CBC)
 
 
 
Mayor of Calgary runs on a "fark you, rich-ass hockey team, build your own goddamn stadium" platform. Entire city council gets re-elected
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Police called after a Chicago teen was repeatedly warned about sneaking onto the basketball court at fitness facility. Since this is on Fark, you can guess what happens next
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Corker on Trump comments: "My thoughts were well thought out. Look, I didn't just blurt them out." Unlike whatever the farking moron in the Oval Office just pulled out of his ass, he implied
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Jennifer Lawrence claims she once had to do naked casting line-up with other actresses and had the producer deeming her ''farkable'. "The director of that film asked me if he could have me star in a porno as that character"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Jared Kushner's real estate partner thinks he might be the dumbest farking guy on the face of the earth
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
I just learned that Mickey Mouse is actually Michael Mouse and Minnie's a diminutive for Minerva. What other weird not well known trivia can you share with the other farkers?
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Made for Fark headline: "The secret to amazing chocolate chip cookies? Bang them"
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
No wonder subby never gets funnied in Fark threads, apparently funny people have higher IQs
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(Art of Manliness)
 
 
 
Farkers: do you ever make homemade sausage? Is it worth the effort vs. just buying it at a gourmet store?
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Mon October 16, 2017
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Did the President just fark up a GOP wet dream?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Shiat's on fire, yo
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(Patriot not Partisan)
 
 
 
Farker gets piece published critiquing the rhetorical strategy of Donny TwoScoops. That's the joke
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Story is not quite as Fark-ready as headline implies: "Pony evacuated in back seat of Honda accord." The picture is better though
source: sfgate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(RTE Ireland)
 
 
 
First fatality linked to Hurricane Ophelia confirmed in Ireland. LGT Ophelia liveblog. Stay safe Irish Farkers
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Sun October 15, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
So, yeah, it looks like ol' Rex Tillerson did in fact call his boss a "farking moron"
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(Fantasy Football Today)
 
 
 
Time for a look deep inside the NFL Week 6 fantasy matchups. Have questions about your lineup? Have no fear, the Fark Fantasy Football Experts are here (with all the answers )
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Sat October 14, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
So what was her Fark handle?
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(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
Your Fark-ready headline for today: "Opposition mounts against proposed Dairy Queen-turned-slaughterhouse"
source: buffalonews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Futurism)
 
 
 
It's called Pluto, motherfarker
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
Man lives in woods for ten years to get away from his wife, who was upset with his a) drinking, b) messing around on Fark, or c) gardening
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Fri October 13, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
White supremacists rally behind Louis Farrakhan
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(Pinkham)
 
 
 
Terrible Restaurant Customers, part ???, where a Wrigleyville waitress demonstrates the proper technique for dealing with an irate customer: "Fark you. I put on my biggest smile"
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Twitter Is Crawling With Bots. This submission to Fark was not made by a bot. Probably
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Study says one giant ocean wind farm could power the world, assuming we figure out how pay for it, maintain it, get the power to land, keep hurricanes from destroying it and survive the ice age it would cause
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: Brave passengers board last ever Flight 666 to HEL on Friday the 13th
source: telegraph.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(GOG)
 
 
 
Almost as nostalgic as getting an actual game box and manual it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. This week a new DLC launches for Grim Dawn. What have you been playing? Cuphead? PUBG? Shadow of War? Tell us. Side note: What are your favourite genres?
source: gog.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
So far this month, Weinstein's lawyer has resigned, he's been fired from his own company, BAFTA suspended his membership, New York City & London police are investigating him, and his wife has left him. And it's not even half way through October
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Small-town baker defends his cream doughnut, saying sugary sodas are worse. Fark: 1-kilogram doughnut (that's 2.2lbs) with bonus photo
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
The rich receive more housing welfare than the poor, just as Jesus intended
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Donald Trump just took away your health care, and the health care of millions of Americans. Because fark us, that's why
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Thu October 12, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
You're right, Mr. President, the media is very bad. So bad our ratings have jumped as have our revenues. Please criticize us more you farking moron
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(The Pioneer Woman)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Sure, Thanksgiving is coming soon, but turkey can be enjoyed all year long. Besides.. what if you don't want a whole bird? Faires may be closing up but that doesn't mean you can't enjoy a mighty fine leg or breast at home, right?
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(Bravo TV)
 
 
 
Harvey Weinstein lets the paparazzi know he's got their backs; "I've always been loyal to you guys, not like those farking pricks who treat you like shiat"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Headline "Why the Vegas shooter did it". Article: Fark if anybody really knows at this point because the investigation is ongoing, but here's 20,000 words of me using the tragedy to explain to you what *I* think is wrong with society
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Ever wanted to observe a real life political experiment? How far will Republicans follow their leader?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Today in Fark's media outreach program (details in thread)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Marijuana farms are burning in California wildfires and .... uh .... Whoa
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Even on Fark, the words "sex toy" and "day care" should never appear in the same headline. SFW video
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Share the funny bon mots you contributed to Fark threads way too late in the discussion to get votes. Claim what is rightly YOURS
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 649: "That's No Moon 2". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed October 11, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
"Take a writer away from his typewriter and all you have left is the sickness that started his writing in the first place." -Charles Bukowski. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, the 'why is the room spinning and where's my typewriter' edition
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(NASA)
 
 
 
Sol shows off its Halloween costume a bit early. That's one big Jack O'Lantern The Sun is there. (Interesting, Cool, & Spiffy also applicable. FARK needs Pareidolia tag.)
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
This may be taking Rule 34 a little too far
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Not news: 976 sq-ft cottage sells for $1,100,000. Fark: Buyer gets no interior viewing, must make extensive repairs before close of escrow, and seller gets 7 years to live there rent free
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Not news: Rep. Al Green unveils articles of impeachment against Trump. News: Less than an hour later, process to consider the resolution was set to begin. Fark: Green failed to show up, resulting in the resolution not being considered
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(Birmingham Mail)
 
 
 
EVERYBODY PANIC! Except us, we got Fark
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Farewell Farrell
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(Lincoln Journal Star)
 
 
 
Headline ready-made for Fark: Facebook users help deputies sniff out illegal manure dumper (w/pic of illegal manure to the left, various cover band artists to the right)
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
News: Another male Hollywood celebrity announces that he's also been a victim of sexual harassment. Fark: Rob Schneider
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Brexit to British farmers: Your income is expected to be cut in half. Suck, suck it hard and long for voting for this you stupid mother farkers. SUUUUCCKKK IIIIIITTTTTT
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
We must unite with our farking moron for reasons that are unclear
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
School district will pay $3.4 million to settle a 12-year-old lawsuit over former teacher's sexual misconduct with third graders. Fark: District's defense asserted the girls were "old enough to appreciate the consequences of their actions"
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-ready headline (and pun-packed story): "Too much cheese lands van man in pickle with police"
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Tue October 10, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
I guess the crazy apple doesn't fall far from the crazy Senate. Or something...fark this - GOD BLESS 'MURICA *waves pistol around*
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Wanna hear a scary story? 👻
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Game developer fired for wishing a player got cancer on Discord doubles down, claims his right to free speech was violated. Fark: Nope, he actually apologized and checked himself into rehab
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Salmon farming pens - which collapsed months ago, releasing tens of thousands of non-native fish - found to be mostly operating on the honor system for keeping fish inside
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Here's how to make the best spaghetti & meatballs ever. Look, this may not be the most exciting headline on Fark today, but at least it's about something people actually like. So go ahead and click the link, make some pasta, and be happy
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: The monthly Chili argument, recipes and screaming about beans on the right, link to last thread on the left. Best chili takes beans and corn, come at me bro
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Steve Bannon is recruiting primary challengers for every single sitting GOP congressman and senator, except Ted Cruz. His hope is to replace them all with someone even farther to the Reich
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(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
Ok, for all you old-school Farkers out there, an almost blast from the past. It's not the old Mugshot Roundup, but close. Feast your eyes on the worst mugshot haircuts to be found on the internet
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Mon October 09, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Farking stupid Trump is out of his mind for wanting to get rid of the Iran nuke deal because Iran attempted to buy nuclear technology illegally 32 times. Wait, what?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
May: fark it, what happens if we just leave?
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Farker king of vegas quoted in article about Vegas shooter and the lifestyle of video poker pros
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Today's Fark ready headline comes to us from our favorite state: "Group sex during Hurricane Irma reportedly ends with decomposed body"
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(SpaceX)
 
 
 
Hey LA Farkers - get up early and watch SpaceX put up 10 satellites for Iridium. Launch scheduled for 5:37am PT, 8:37am on the east coast
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Who's going to lead the Republican moderates now that the far-right has taken over the party? In related news: Wandering Republican moderates thought to be extinct have been spotted in America's northeast
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Rugged individualists in eastern Colorado demand help from the federal government to replace the disappearing water that they need to irrigate their desert farms
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Not News: President Trump claims to have done something that is demonstrably false. Fark: Claims to have "come up with" the term "Fake"
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Sun October 08, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Old Blue Eyes once told Trump to go fark himself
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Trump is playing zero-dimensional chess." If CNN is going to just steal Fark comments as headlines, they should at least let Fark use their logo on links
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this typical piece of farm equipment
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(Fantasy Football Today)
 
 
 
We're going inside the fantasy matchups for NFL Week 5. Have questions about your lineup? Good news: the Fark Fantasy Football Experts are here with all the answers
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Sat October 07, 2017
(San Francisco Examiner)
 
 
 
So which of you beer-soaked Farkers penned this screed?
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(Syfy)
 
 
 
Cool: High Schoolers launch weather balloon to 32 km above Earth. Video: Fark Yeah. Spiffy: Launch during the August eclipse to see the Moon's shadow. Obvious: Buzz Aldrin's fist is ready for the first idiot who asks why there are no stars
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(Fark)
 
 
 
We've got too much bad news yet again this week. Take some time away from it with the Fark News Quiz, Sept. 24-30 banana edition. Because it's bananas
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Awkward: borrowing money from your boss. Failure: borrowing money from your CEO just to keep the doors open. Fark: ...again
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
OK, which Farker made a 10 hour video of the song Never Gonna Give You Up and flagged it as containing nudity, thus forcing a YouTube moderator to have to carefully watch ten hours of RickRolls to catch the supposed nudity?
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(Tucson.com)
 
 
 
Restaurant's owners at lunch: Go on Facebook to declare 100% support for Trump, drug screening welfare recipients and repealing Obamacare; but not kneeling during the Anthem or global warming. Restaurant owners by dinner: Delete. Delete. Delete
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
C-List celebrity: The Fast & the Furious was a masterpiece, a modern day Godfather, until that no good loser Dwayne showed up. Fark him
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
In Missouri, the Eighth Circuit Court of Appeals ruled on The Temple's appeal in their case to claim religious exemption from the state's informed consent and mandatory waiting period abortion restrictions. Fark: The Satanic Temple
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Fri October 06, 2017
(Grub Street)
 
 
 
Anthony Bourdain's two-word opinion on whether chefs should avoid talking about politics: fark that. Then adds: "There is nothing, look, is there anything on this planet more political than food? No there is not"
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Obvious: 92% of Democrats believe in global warming. Fark: A majority of Republicans now agree with them
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(GOG)
 
 
 
Almost as addictive as boarding other ships in Buck Rogers: Countdown to Doomsday, it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. What have you been playing this week? Cuphead? Battle Chasers Nightwar? Tell us. Side note: What are your favourite gaming mods?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Iowa: We'd like to fix our healthcare markets please. HHS: Okay. Trump: Actually, no. You can't. Because fark you
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Thu October 05, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
"I am sick and tired of all these goddamn losers misquoting me on the farking internet." - Gloria Steinem
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Ever wanted Jack's "Batman" Joker costume, Chris Pratt's Starlord helmet, the piano from "Casablanca," or (welcome to fark) Garth's tighty whities from "Wayne's World 2?"
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(Some Food Nut)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: When you're ready to indulge, what do you make for yourself? A favorite decadant dessert? Aged steak? Expensive booze? Show us what living the high life (as much as a Farker can) looks like to you
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Here's what happens when you call Siri a fark trumpet
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Obvious: Bill to ban the sale of "bump stocks" for rifles set to be introduced in Congress next week. Holy Fark: By a Florida GOP Congressman
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
It seems that the Vegas shooter booked hotel rooms overlooking the Chicago Lollapalooza festival two months ago as well. Fark: Malia Obama was there
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(American Thinker)
 
 
 
Members of Congress take far more money from Big Pharma than the gun lobby. So do they have blood on their hands from drug overdoses and opioid addiction?
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Fark ready Headline: Women who escaped Edmonton prison arrested at escape room
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 648: "Software Hootenanny 7". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed October 04, 2017
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
It's almost as true if you misread it as "flatulence." Welcome to fark
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
That's Mayor Cruz, if you're nasty (fark *really* needs an AWESOME tag)
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Putin says he has no personal relationship with Trump. As far as he is concerned, he is just a booty call
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(CBC)
 
 
 
News: Sears Canada exec reneges on 40% of the court-approved Hardship Fund that was to be set aside for destitute laid-off workers. Fark: Because he's personally keeping the money as a bonus
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(Fark)
 
 
 
He once rescued a dangling participle with only an adverb and a bottle of white-out. He can hyphenate for an entire winter. He is the most interesting writer on Fark, and this is your Fark writer's thread
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Dude on Jeopardy hates the farking Eagles, man
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Winners of the Nobel Prize in Chemistry told to chill the fark out
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(Agony Booth)
 
 
 
As far as surviving a nuclear war, Hollywood got some things right and some things wrong. No, you can't ride the blast out hiding inside a refrigerator. Yes, you can make a hazmat suit out of a shower curtain and a soda bottle gas mask
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Tue October 03, 2017
(Inverse)
 
 
 
"Musk claimed in a follow-up Instagram the cost per seat [for his passenger rockets] 'should be about the same as full fare economy in an aircraft.' Early calculations from experts suggest this is almost definitely bullshiat"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
DeVos farks DeTaxpayers, bigly
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
"We got not a dickie-bird from Juncker over Catalonia," Nigel Farage says, leading many to wonder what the hell a dickie-bird was (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: We've not received bribes from Adidas
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(Fark)
 
 
 
How to deal with concern trolls? Subby's activist FB group has an outbreak and needs advice on how to not have to deploy real time moderation. (LGT Fark but Fark is not the subject)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Democrats want to shut down Wells Fargo
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
On Today's Weird or Cool from Japan: farting porn stars
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Sure it's an older article, but since Fark likes to keep recycling old fear-inducing click-bait, let's set the story straight: "No, There Has Not Been a Mass Shooting On Average For Each Day of the Year"
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Mon October 02, 2017
(Men's Health)
 
 
 
STD rates are at an all-time high, except among Farkers
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(Japan Times)
 
 
 
All Nippon Airways is so devoted to your comfort, they're starting to use science to SHUT THAT LITTLE FARKING MONSTER IN SEAT 34B UP ALREADY
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The NFL's 10 biggest surprises so far. Yes they are there, yep them too
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Hey all, back from a year long hiatus from TFark due to poverty caused by being a teacher. I'm really happy to be back. You guys lighten my life and I missed you all so much. -Farkbadger
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Fark cleared in investigation into Russian influence on social media sites
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