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500 headlines found matching 'far'
Thu July 24, 2014
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 481: "The Path Less Taken 2". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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(55)
 


Wed July 23, 2014
(Smatterist)
 
 
 
Not News: 11 odd and ridiculous female products. Fark: Sears 1908 catalog. Great-great grandma had it going on
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(11)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Robert Downey Jr is too expensive for 'Iron Man 4'. Enter, Colin Farrell
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(186)
 
(Fortune)
 
Plug
 
The best companies to work for in North America. Finally a business list that doesn't mention Wal-Mart. (Featured Partner)
 
 
(Stanford University)
 
 
 
Researchers discover that the voices you hear while hallucinating are dependent on your culture. Farkers hear slurred voices wondering where the bottle opener went
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(50)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
2nd Annual Farks In The Wild at the Buffalo Zoo. July 23, 6pm - SOLD OUT - After Zoo Info
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(63)
 


Tue July 22, 2014
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Le pew: Man builds 'biggest fart machine ever,' plans to destroy France with it
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(56)
 
(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Let's see if Fark can make a 5-year-old boy with inoperable brain cancer feel better on his birthday
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(12)
 
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
News: Man critically injured after being run over by street sweeper. Fark: He was the driver
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(20)
 
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: Our alcohol budget rivals a Third World country's GDP
 
 
(ESPN F1)
 
 
 
After being declared the cause of a massive collision in the German Grand Prix, Felipe Massa apologizes. Just kidding, he says everyone drives too farking fast and back in his day morans knew when to STFU
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(22)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Bad: Yankees make 5 errors. Worse: 3 by the pitcher. FARK: Twice throwing to 1st base
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(36)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Not news: Woman decides to go to the mall. News: While drunk and with the 5-year-old boy she is watching. Fark: She yells at paramedics, told the officer she was just "looking for her car," stumbled in to the road with the boy and spit at an officer
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(13)
 
(The Week UK)
 
 
 
Not news: New far-right British Nationalist Party leader was once banned from being a teacher. News: For life. Fark: For trying to run over children
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(40)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Odd news: man assaults bar patrons with hatchet. Fark: Man's name is Shelby Mustang GT500 Miller ("Mustang GT500" is my middle name)
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(16)
 
(Page Six)
 
 
 
I was just wondering if anyone knows what the fark is going on with Ben Stein and when did he become such a strange creeper?
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(113)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Open Table names 30 best BBQ restaurants and, well, bless their poor, dear, sweet little hearts, they do try so very, very hard. (Southern FARKers: uninstall this app if you have it. These people are obviously idiots.)
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(433)
 


Mon July 21, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Western Digital introduces 6 TB hard drives. Still no match for the average Farker's porn collection
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(97)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Fargo gets renewed for a second season, doncha know
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(56)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Nickel back sucks, Germans get off by Gotze, and murderous amoeba: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 7/13 - 7/19
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(0)
 
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Not news: being racially discriminated against at your job. Fark: being racially discriminated against at your industrial disaster
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(24)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Not news: 22,000 show up for a game at Safeco Field in Seattle. News: For a softball game. Fark: Kobe Bryant went yard
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(14)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Petty: A mother and a woman at a supermarket argue over the woman's refusal to apologize after bumping toddler with walker. Stupid: Woman threatens a "slow and painful death." Fark: The threats were to the toddler
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(102)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"Cannibalism fetish nurse guilty of trying to meet girl." None. None more Fark
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(85)
 
(Newsmax Health)
 
 
 
Ever wonder why Farkers have lower chances of having osteoporosis, arthritis, heart attack and stroke, kidney stones, cancer causing carcinogens, dementia, and diabetes? Four letters. Here comes the science
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(25)
 
(First Coast News)
 
 
 
First they came for the chickensuit sign spinners, and I did not speak out, because I was not a chickensuit sign spinner: "You can't forget about the little guy who has served his country who has limited economic opportunity as far as employment"
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(51)
 


Sun July 20, 2014
(Decatur Herald-Review)
 
 
 
Herald-Review uses FARK's ironically accurate headline as their basis for a story summing up an entire generation of music
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(1)
 
(The Big Guy)
 
 
 
Not news: Farker Mactheknife is raising funds to launch a new community radio station. News: his group's received FCC approval. Fark: and they've granted it the call sign "WKRP"
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(18)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
If "Weird Al" were really a Farker, his newest video would just be called "/CSB"
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(68)
 
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Portland unveils plan to use bicycles to deliver supplies after Cascadia earthquake destroys bridges and roads. FARK: They are evidently serious
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(176)
 
(Spaceship)
 
 
 
The documentary that we Farkers knew was coming
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(24)
 
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Not news: Pregnant woman is attacked. News: By almost a dozen robbers, three girls and seven boys between the ages of 17-20 while waiting at a bus stop. Fark: All the robbers were wearing bathing suits
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(66)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Fark test: How many seconds can you stand this "music video"? Thirty seconds and you're pretty amazing
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(91)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-ready headline: BNP Youth leader criticises own 'gay' dog on Facebook for 'challenging his principles'
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(77)
 


Sat July 19, 2014
(Gawker)
 
 
 
News: Man changes flying plans at the last minute, avoids boarding doomed flight MH370. Fark: Man changes flying plans again at the last minute, avoids boarding doomed flight MH17
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(69)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Obvious: Fighting breaks out over Gaza. WTFark: In Calgary?
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(69)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Wanna see a compilation of kids saying "fark" in the movies? No, not "fark," "fark." No... kids saying "fark." Stupid farking fark filter. fark
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(44)
 
(Flavorwire)
 
 
 
Do you like Cormac McCarthys books said the submitter. I don't know some of them are ok said the Farker. Well heres a list of the five best said the submitter
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(69)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Shortage of wool causes prices to rise 11 percent in one month. That's not just some yarn the sheep farmers are spinning
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(17)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Ball girl at Fenway Park makes a nice play. Fark: On a fair ball
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(31)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
3rd Annual Orange County Fark Party, July 19th, 7pm
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(98)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Starbucks opens its first store in Colombia. Coffee bean farmers can now pay $5 for a cup of coffee made with the beans they were paid five cents a day to pick
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(54)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
End of week: check. Pants off: check. Phone is off the hook to avoid pesky clients: check. Fark Weird News Quiz:
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(19)
 


Fri July 18, 2014
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Not news: Man leads police on 80mph chase on two flat tires. News: Hits a pole, some decorative landscaping and pilings. Fark: The man was still drunk four hours after the crash
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(32)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
News: Temps in Britain to top 89°F during heatwave. Fark: Leading to warnings that HUNDREDS could die
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(213)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Good news: the black box from the shot down flight has been found. Fark: by the rebels, who promptly sent it to Moscow for a thorough independent investigation
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(219)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
"Malaysia Airlines Flight MH17: What we know so far"
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(126)
 
(Seacoastonline.com)
 
 
 
Fired CEO is so well-liked by his employees that they threaten to strike or even quit unless he is reinstated. That's not how class warfare is supposed to work
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(173)
 


Thu July 17, 2014
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: What do you grow for fresh ingredients at home? Do you have a local U-PICK farm to get the freshest produce? And fess up, how much of what you pick actually makes it home to be put into a dish?
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(211)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Humans already use way, way more than 10% of their brain. Note: This offer not valid in Fark politics tab
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(56)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Tesla decides to call its third car the Model 3, instead of the Model E. Fark: Because Ford apparently owns the rights to the letter E, WTF?
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(34)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Fark's favorite state finally comes in #1 on a list that doesn't have the words meth, cocaine, drugs, DUI, DWI, public nudity, Disney psychosis, cradle robbing, sugar baby or daddy, bestiality or incest
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(64)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Hot? Check. Redheads? Check. Twins into kinky sex? Double check. Arrested for prostitution at La Quinta Inn & Suites adjacent to the Crabtree Valley Mall? Well, this is Fark (Not safe for work)
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(224)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 480: "Money Shots 2". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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(23)
 


Wed July 16, 2014
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Congress passes a meaningful bill. Fark: unanimous vote in Senate
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(63)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Scottish farmer has spent £5,000 on CCTV to protect his new flock of sheep, plans to make his money back by selling the camera feed to lonely farmers
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(23)
 
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Not News: 1-year-old catches something at daycare. Fark: Herpes
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(80)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
World Fark Party IV - Chicago, Illinois: October 3 - October 5
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(323)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Apparently, the idea of an abusive, foul-mouthed teddy bear was not Seth MacFarlane's original idea, as he's now being sued by someone with an animated web series about a foul-mouthed, abusive teddy bear
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(61)
 
(National Journal)
 
 
 
So here's the form unaccompanied minors have to fill out if they want asylum in the US, apparently designed by the Vogon Ministry Of Making Things Pointlessly Obtuse Because Fark You
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(77)
 
(Kickstarter)
 
 
 
Farker has a Kickstarter project that will help you stop missing bonus scenes after the credits in movies. Why fund potato salad when this is so much better
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(15)
 
(Kottke)
 
 
 
An animated day in the life of a New York taxi, showing where individual NYC taxis picked up and dropped off their fares. It's more compelling than it sounds
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(21)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
FBI warns that new driverless cars could be used as mobile, remote-controlled weapons by terrorists and that no farmer's market in America can be considered safe
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(57)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
Video
 
Say what you want about the All-Star Game, but they got the final farewell to Derek Jeter just right
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(118)
 
(Nine MSN)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: "I mortgaged my house to lengthen my penis"
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(66)
 


Tue July 15, 2014
(WISN Milwaukee)
 
 
 
News: 9-year-old and 4-year-old steal car, go on joyride. Fark: For the second time in a month
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(34)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
WHO says HIV infections are rising among gay men. I don't know. THIRD BASE. Though they probably shouldn't go that far with all these HIV infections popping up everywhere
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(174)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Aphrodisiac apples, all four Jesuses recaptured, and Brazilians waxed: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 7/6 - 7/12
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(5)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
I'm a traveling farker at a hotel in Little Rock, drinking a beer off the balcony of the hotel with several other guests, watching mice run amok in a hoarder's car. Should I call the health department?
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(27)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
"With a few quick fixes and some terraforming, we could make the moon habitable, and it would be just like Florida." Does that mean Fark would get a Moon tag?
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(94)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Strap on your tin foil hats. Snowden has revealed that governments attempt to control the spread of online information and manipulate online debates. If this doesn't go green we know that Fark has been infiltrated. The eagle flies at midnight
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(199)
 


Mon July 14, 2014
(610 WIOD)
 
 
 
Octomom pleads no contest to welfare, parenting fraud
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(65)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Researchers: "Whoa, whoa, whoa. Check this out. Cannabis could actually cut tumor growth. Cool, huh? I know. Pretty far out. Pass me the Doritos"
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(34)
 
(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
Fark are things getting expensive: Adidas pays $1.28 billion for Manchester United kit ("jersey" for you yanks)
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(22)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
26,000 British children ages 5 to 9 have been hospitalized in the past year for a) rotten teeth b) seriously, it really is rotten teeth c) fark's sake, these kids' teeth make Shane MacGowan look like an Osmond
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(93)
 


Sun July 13, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
News: Plane diverted to Midway Airport. Fark: Plane diverted to Midway Island Airport
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(71)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Not News: Yale grad takes a hike. News: It was 9,000 miles long. FARK: He did not speak for that entire time
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(50)
 
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Man hurts his back, and medicine makes him temporarily delusional, so he stops taking it. Just to be on the safe side, authorities lock him away, totally sane, in the funny farm for 20 years
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(99)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
LeBron returning to Cleveland is likely to fark up the 2016 GOP Convention
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(50)
 


Sat July 12, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Emma Watson in a bra top and see through skirt and you've already clicked the link. No one is reading this. I can do whatever I want. FARK BELONGS TO ME
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(137)
 
(WISHTV)
 
 
 
News: Police break up party serving alcohol to over 50 people without a permit. Fark: at a retirement home
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(60)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Country songwriter alert: Man's dog dies. Fark: But not before giving him pneumonic plague, the deadliest kind there is. Try to work "pneumonic" into the lyrics, ok?
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(99)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
What do George Clooney and the average Farker have in common?
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(79)
 
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
21-year-old Farker just looked at a list of American movies that came out in 1971. Dirty Harry was there, along with The French Connection, and Billy Jack. Can you be nostalgic for a time in which you weren't even born?
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(121)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
I have had it with these motherfarking crocodiles on this motherfarking plane
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(20)
 
(HitFix)
 
 
 
Doctor Who-the-fark-made-this
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(27)
 


Fri July 11, 2014
(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
Aisha Tyler talks about Stone Brewing's new W00tstout 2.0 and her collaboration with Greg Koch, Wil Wheaton and Fark.com's Drew Curtis
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(42)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Smelling farts may prevent cancer
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(50)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
News: Guy steals $460,000. Fark: In quarters. Farked up: And he only has to pay back half of it
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(53)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark Weird News Quiz. It's got electrolytes, which plants crave
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(19)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Three top billionaires write op-ed castigating Congress for "shortchanging America" and telling them to "get your act together on immigration reform." Of course, that would be libby-libs Bill Gates, Warren Buffet, and ― WTFark? HIM?? REALLY???
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(94)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Large scale hydroponic farms accelerate plant growth by 250%, reduce waste from 50% to 10%, use 1% of the water, and increase per sq ft productivity by a factor of 100. Why are we not doing this?
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(152)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
A couple of Farkers were cast members in UGA WR Chris Conley's Star Wars fan film - and it's actually pretty good
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(20)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
San Fran-Farking-Cisco, it's party time. Friday, July 11, 7pm til whenever, at the legendary Lefty O'Doul's. Details in thread
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(102)
 


Thu July 10, 2014
(Total Frat Move)
 
 
 
If any of you Farkers are in marketing and promotions, chances are there will be an opening in the Chicago White Sox organization in the very near future
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(31)
 
(Vulture)
 
 
 
Here's why the Emmys classify True Detective as a drama series and Fargo as a miniseries. It makes about as much sense as you'd think
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(29)
 
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
It's your Fark 2014 supplemental draft thread. Will Lakendrick Ross, Darius Lipford, Traylon Shead or Chase Clayton tempt a team to give up a draft pick? No. They won't. This has been your Fark 2014 supplemental draft thread
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(6)
 
(Some Food Nut)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: What's the first thing you think of as a favorite food from growing up? Special treats or meals that you look back fondly on... it's nostalgia time. Show us your happy food memories
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(299)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Costco and Google, in a nefarious conspiracy, are out to get poor old Dinesh D'Souza
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(179)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
FARK ready headline: Infertile cocks lead to soaring chicken prices
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(11)
 
(Some Whovian)
 
 
 
A fan-made opening for the new season of Doctor Who, that is so well done, the BBC said "FARK YEAH, we'll adapt it into what we made and give you screen credit for it." Fark needs an EPIC tag
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(67)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 479: "Into the Woods". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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(110)
 


Wed July 09, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
FOF (Friends Of Fark) Bret and Mary's travel blog is competing in a USA TODAY top 10 poll. Normally subby wouldn't troll here for votes, but they're currently in second place, and only the power of FARK can make the difference now
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(18)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Congress: You guys at the VA need to add brain cancer, lung cancer, and migraines to the list of things you cover for Gulf War illness. VA: Fark You and if you ask again we'll put you on a secret waiting list
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(117)
 
(ABC 27)
 
 
 
Here is a summary of the states that have live greyhound racing. Yes, FARK's favorite state is in there, and so is that other one
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(28)
 
(Today)
 
 
 
"Cats" is being revived with a new, hip, rapping cast member. No word on whether this rapping cat is also 10% Rastafarian
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(25)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: The superhero that Fark ends up with
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(13)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Not News: Plane grounded by storm. News: Pilot buys pizza for all the passengers and crew. Fark: It was Domino's
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(74)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: The superhero that Fark deserves
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(10)
 


Tue July 08, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Made for Fark headline: "Woman who could flip her butt implants speaks out against botched plastic surgery," with horrifying butt implant flipping video (maybe not safe for work, possibly fatal to the squeamish)
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(95)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
This dog has more balls than any of you Farkers will ever have
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(34)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
iPhone slips out of farmer's pocket in Oklahoma, gets loaded onto a ship in Lousiana, arrives in Japan, is returned to Oklahoma after eight-month journey. Ta-da
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(25)
 
(CrushPlate)
 
 
 
Not news: Man enters family's home and recites scripture. News: At 2 a.m. by breaking down their front door. Fark: He's naked and tripping balls
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(51)
 
(News4Jax)
 
 
 
I text when I drive, I know it's dangerous but I do stupid things when I'm drunk. FARK: With 10 kids in the day care van
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(19)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Oh for fark's sake, Harry. Either nuke the senate from orbit or get off the pot. It's the only way to be sure
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(35)
 
(WAAY TV)
 
 
 
Not news: Woman arrested. News: After attempting to steal beer from Wal-Mart. Fark: On a horse that wasn't hers. Bonus: NOT Florida
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(48)
 


Mon July 07, 2014
(KAKE Wichita)
 
 
 
Man from New Hampshire goes to Kansas, manages to make it onto Fark with a seriously impressive police chase. Fark judges give this one a 9.7
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(61)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Subaru GMs 660,000 cars, why the Triceratops needed Cialis, and porcupine wheelchairs: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 6/29 - 7/5
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(3)
 
(Engadget)
 
 
 
AMC adds recliners to its theaters to compete with Netflix. No word on whether you will also be able to read Fark on your laptop while getting stupid on vodak, but I suppose it's a start
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(69)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
Not news: house with good transport links for sale. FARK: it comes with its own railway station
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(29)
 
(Kickstarter)
 
 
 
NOT NEWS: Guy from my town wants to make potato salad but is broke. NEWS: He starts a kickstarter campaign to raise $10 for his potato salad ingredients. FARK: He raises $8,511 and is throwing a giant potato salad party
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(207)
 
(Reddit)
 
 
 
Longtime Farker, sometime TF'er, former top-10 "hacker" & Wikileaks reverse whistleblower Adrian Lamo is doing a Reddit AMA live as of this posting
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(171)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Not news: Man decides he wants to divorce his wife. News: After her ex-lover gave him a memory stick with intimate pictures of her with her ex. Fark: And this all happened on their wedding night
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(95)
 


Sun July 06, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Not news: The sister of a firefighter killed on 9/11 is given a flag that was flown over the World Trade Center ruins. News: The flag is stolen when she hung it up outside. Fark: Then returned 4 days later with a note reading 'I am so sorry'
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(62)
 
(CP24 Toronto)
 
 
 
Not News: Drunk guy uses hotel fire hose. News: Water from hose causes extensive damage with 500 guests evacuated. Fark: Water believed to have sparked fire in electrical room. WTFark: Sci-Fi convention cancelled (subby was there)
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(60)
 
(IndyCar)
 
 
 
Will Montoya in the first position set the Tricky Triangle en fuego? How successful will Fark's race fans be in switching between two races at once today? It's the Pocono IndyCar 500 (1:00 PM ET, NBCSN)
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(138)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Los Angeles's first ever pot farmer's market opens after high anticipation. Cannabis pizza, waffles or lollipops, anyone?
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(21)
 
(Some like it FARK)
 
 
 
How to write the perfect Fark headline
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(31)
 
(KeysNet)
 
 
 
Sheriff says drink 'em if you got 'em, no worries. Bonus: The cool part of Fark's favorite state
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(21)
 
(KTOO Juneau)
 
 
 
Live from Juneau, it's Livingston Stapler Company Presents, 2+ hours of music hosted live by a farker, and tonight, a guest host farker. LGT page where you can get the stream
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(338)
 


Sat July 05, 2014
(WYFF 4 Greenville)
 
 
 
Not news: A Culver's restaurant in Wisconsin burns down. News: Instead of firing the staff the owner pays $144,000 out of his own pocket to keep his staff while rebuilding. Fark: And only asked them to use the time to volunteer in the community
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(73)
 
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
The Pokemon World Championships is taking place this weekend, and you can watch it right here without leaving the safety of your moms' basement. Don't say Fark.com never did anything for you
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(26)
 
(CBS 46 Atlanta)
 
 
 
If you don't want to get scammed by a psychic scammer, get a real psychic or fortune teller instead. Why are you Farkers laughing at us?
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(34)
 
(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
Not news: City bans texting while driving. Fark: City bans texting while biking
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(48)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Not news: $2 million pot farm found in Texas. News: On federal land
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(73)
 
(Portland Intelligencer)
 
 
 
Fark the fireworks, watch space battles instead
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(36)
 
(KPHO Phoenix)
 
 
 
In an emotional interview, embattled Toronto mayor Rob Ford says he can't promise his name is going to stay out of Fark headlines
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(25)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Latest wedding photo trend is something I am sure every Farker wants to get behind
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(97)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
News: Man found curled up in a blood-stained bed with his cousin's naked body hanging nearby. WTFark: He claims it was rough sex gone wrong and is cleared of all charges
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(55)
 


Fri July 04, 2014
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Coffee shops with built-in Faraday cages catching on among people who wish everyone else would just STFU. ""You can come for a coffee, you can hang out in a cage, have a chat with people and not have to worry about your phone while you're here"
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(88)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Staggeringly hot, dresses like a '50s model, bakes some seriously freaky-ass pies - I think we've found Fark's perfect woman
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(81)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Slightly early version of the Fark Weird News Quiz, because face it--if you're at work, you sure as heck aren't working a full day
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(25)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Think you've seen it all with this season's MLB replay reviews? Well, Toronto asked for a replay review to have its runner called out. Umps reach a decision after the lightning fast time of 11 minutes. FARK: Oakland protested the game
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(48)
 
(Escapist Magazine)
 
 
 
That web browser you stopped using 10 years ago is the most popular browser in the world by far
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(50)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Sad: Veteran dies after waiting 30 minutes for an ambulance. Fark: He was in a VA hospital's cafeteria, 500 yards away from the ER. Sad tag grudgingly defers to the Fail tag
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(139)
 


Thu July 03, 2014
(CBS Dallas/Ft. Worth)
 
 
 
Drunk driver blames accident on Mitch McConnell, Caturday, and a certain Fark mascot
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(7)
 
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
MLB puts together a slightly dusty tribute in honor of the 75th anniversary of Lou Gehrig's farewell speech
source: msn.foxsports.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(20)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
If you're reading this on Fark, you should probably be paying more for health insurance
source: nytimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: USA WEEKEND - Show us your holiday cookouts and red/white/blue creations. We've got a whole weekend so you've got plenty of time to get it right. Show us them vittles
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(85)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Colorado's GOP nominee for Governor was rocking the "fark the 47%" line long before Mitt Romney sold out and made it all mainstream
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(138)
 
(Apple)
 
 
 
Friend of Farker's brother has a song that's #6 on the UK itunes chart. Stephanie McCourt Hard Living
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(6)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
"Growing rates of obesity in pets have led to the emergence of fat farms offering 'pawlates,' 'doga' and 'Barko Polo,' doggie versions of Pilates, yoga and Marco Polo to help slim down man's best friend." Your dog just wants steak
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(47)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 478: "You Can't Fight City Hall 2". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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(42)
 


Wed July 02, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The reasons Tibetans can thrive at altitudes that would make the rest of us gasp and reach for an oxygen bottle? Apparently it's because their ancestors did a lot of farking with the now-extinct human species known as "Denisovans"
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(119)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
"Artist's" messy bed "strewn with cigarette butts, discarded condoms and empty booze bottles" sells for $4.4 million. In related news, Farkers are going to sleep on gold mines
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(98)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
How the Supreme Court either farked over America this year or saved it from eternal ruin
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(46)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Not News: Woman finds class ring. FARK: After 60 years and it was discovered in a dried-up lake
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(29)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Daily News' review of NYC's Tavern on the Green sets a new gold standard for evisceration by sarcasm. What's this guy's Fark handle anyway?
source: nydailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(129)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Awesome: you're finally assigned a big brother and it's a celebrity. Fark: It's Gary Busey
source: metro.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 
(LinkedIn)
 
 
 
Facebook may have broken the law and violated APA ethical guidelines when it tested on humans. Bonus: Fark mention
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(71)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
19-year old smoking big-game hunter sparks controversy by putting her kills from an African safari hunt on Facebook. Like, like, and more like here
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(316)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Rick Perry to Obama: Hey, while you're in the neighborhood trying to raise gobs of cash why don't you come down to the border, have a look at what's going on and start doing your farking job
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(337)
 


Tue July 01, 2014
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Happy Canada Day you crazy, Canuckistani Farkers. For those of you who have no idea what a Canada Day is, here's a handy primer from Mental Floss
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(75)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Fark's favorite state gives birth to bouncing baby Arthur, who will tour the eastern coast for the 4th of July holiday
source: cbsnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
SCOTUS rules against 40 year old NorCal Oyster Farm: "Remember that private beach in California granted to some Indian Immigrant VC under the Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo? Well you forgot the check in your cute letter to Senator Feinstein, so GTFO"
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(194)
 
(Box Office Mojo)
 
 
 
Godzilla stomps toward $500 million at the box office. Fark: Still hasn't opened in Japan
source: boxofficemojo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(90)
 
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Those "narrow" decisions the Robert's Court is famous for? Yeah, it's all a ruse to fark you over next year
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(53)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Atlanta is motherfarkin' sick and tired of all these motherfarkin' snakes in its motherfarkin' city. So...I know...why don't they release more snakes?
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(65)
 
(Facebook)
 
 
 
Come see a Farker's band in Orlando tomorrow night (wed, July 2). Free beer to the first guy comes in and says, "I'm here from FARK"
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(7)
 


Mon June 30, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
News: Monty Python derided as a bunch of "wrinkly old men trying to relive their youth." Fark: By Mick Jagger
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(46)
 
(WWE)
 
 
 
Can Seth Rollins turn his briefcase into- Eh, Fark it, we all know he's doomed, just like the rest of the roster as #lolcenawins begins its 2000th title reign on WWE Raw. Pre-show at 7:30 pm ET
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(1716)
 
(Quartz)
 
 
 
"Fark it, let's do it"
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(43)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Oldman yells at cloud, Chewy Luis in the news, and the Vatican realizes that people have their own definition of "coming to Jesus": some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 6/22 - 6/28
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(2)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Americans spend over $350 on beer annually (and if Fark parties are any indication in some cases WAY over)
source: upi.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(94)
 
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Medicinal marijuana farmers' market opens in Los Angeles. First market where cultivators encourage their gardens to grow more weeds
source: ktla.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(5)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
News: Someone thinks Lionel Messi is playing "weak". Fark: It's his grandfather
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(36)
 


Sun June 29, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Genius prints his resume on beer packaging & bottles and gets the job. I didn't know Fark was hiring
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(12)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
News: Prestigious private school provides morning-after pill to students. FARK: They run out of pills after one weekend
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(100)
 
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
From the heart of beautiful downtown Juneau it's Livingston Stapler Company Presents. Two hours of live music hosted by a farker
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(567)
 


Sat June 28, 2014
(Some SoCal Six Stringer)
 
 
 
Can the internet find a guitar? TFer's Best Friend, a real live and a really good working musician, and a First-Class Good Guy, had his guitar stolen while loading out in Newport Beach recently. The Power of Fark compels you. LGT details and photos
source: moondriftmusic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(27)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Having been cleared of a rape allegation, Greg Kelly shoots for sexual harassment. Fark: On air
source: nydailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(75)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Why you should feed your children organic food. Having a far lighter wallet is suspiciously not listed
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(50)
 
(MarketingLand)
 
 
 
"Google+'s referral traffic on its network was 10 times less than social bookmarking site Fark"
source: marketingland.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(75)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Seattle Times enjoys the biting humor of FARK's World Cup headline (2nd section)
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(0)
 
(Komo)
 
 
 
Look ladies, if you want a blanket, a state trooper hat and a bottle of wine, there has got to be an easier way to do it than breaking in to Washington Gov. Jay Inslee's office. Fark: Through the second-floor window
source: komonews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(10)
 


Fri June 27, 2014
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark After Dark, June 27, 6pm, Frankfort KY
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(57)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
And now, our weekly check to see whether or not you were busy at work this week. It's the Fark Weird News Quiz. And we promise we won't tell your boss if you score well
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(27)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Millions of people simultaneously say "oh fark" as they are reminded again that Pope Francis is a 77-year old man with only one functioning lung
source: chron.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(67)
 
(Wait But Why)
 
 
 
The Fermi Paradox: We're rare, we're first, or we're farked
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(127)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Readers' Poll: The 10 Worst Movies of 2014 So Far
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(101)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Fark challenge: Who here is brave (or insane) enough to scroll down? *curls into fetal position* Is it Not safe for work and lunch, or just Not safe for work?
source: huffingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(117)
 


Thu June 26, 2014
(Calgary Herald)
 
 
 
It's getting harder and harder to hate Seth MacFarlane
source: calgaryherald.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(72)
 
(Liverpool Echo)
 
 
 
Cannabis farms set on fire in Liverpool to highlight danger of cannabis farms catching fire
source: liverpoolecho.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 
(KOMU Columbia)
 
 
 
Of all the stories on Fark today, this is the only one that repeatedly quotes Curtis Boogeeman-Soul
source: komu.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(17)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
The official definition of a 'heavy drinker' will most likely shock you, make you wonder how Drew is still alive and Farking, make you go out for a drink to calm your nerves
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(166)
 
(Richard Dawkins)
 
 
 
UK is running out of farmland and by 2030, may have to import nearly all its deep-fried Mars bars, Cornish pasties and spotted dick
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(27)
 
(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Have something cool to share during the summer for a refreshing treat? Drinks, frozen goodies, no-bake desserts, and more... help your fellow Farkers beat the heat
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(127)
 
(WHIO Dayton)
 
 
 
News: Police chase man and tase him. Fark: In a canoe
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(26)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Even the SCOTUS says that Obama overstepped his authority in making political appointments, leaving Fark Liberals™ the last supporters of the practice
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(260)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Not News: Store posts no guns allowed sign. News: After manager was stabbed in an assault. Fark: The stabbing was stopped by a civilian with a CCW
source: buzzpo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(381)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 477: "It's So Fluffy". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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(65)
 


Wed June 25, 2014
(Bandcamp)
 
 
 
Farker's band wrote and recorded a murder mystery rock and roll concept album. Enough adjectives for you?
source: gentlerobot.bandcamp.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(6)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Welfare rancher Cliven Bundy and his gang of militant moochers get top-notch legal advice from "private attorney general"
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(154)
 
(WLWT)
 
 
 
Not news: Man going behind bars for stealing AC units. News: Federal prison. Fark: Because he violated the Clean Air Act
source: wlwt.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(86)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Audio
 
Like audiobooks? Want a free one? Audiobook narrator and Farker has a deal for you- pick a title from the list in the link and it's yours for the asking
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(15)
 
(Times Union)
 
 
 
Six bears housed at closed game farm forced to suffer the humiliation of being rescued by Styx and REO Speedwagon
source: timesunion.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(46)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
33 Best Beer Bars in America, or a compilation of the last 10 Fark Parties
source: huffingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(16)
 
(WFMZ Allentown)
 
 
 
Allentown man, 80, mistakes Boston Market for farmer's market
source: wfmz.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(41)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Eight habits of happy people. 'Avoiding Fark's Politics Tab like the plague' surprisingly absent
source: mnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(3)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Bad: You find out your ex-wife is selling her body. Worse: In exchange for drugs. Total Fark: With your brother
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(60)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
TSA stormtrooper thugs arrest innocent birther patriot Joseph Farah for exercising God-given Second Amendment right to bring a loaded pistol through airport security. THANKS, OBAMA
source: talkingpointsmemo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(133)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Do it, Boehner. Farkin' sue his ass, don't just talk about it
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(235)
 


Tue June 24, 2014
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
News: Landslide threatens Alaska Pipeline, highway. Fark: The landslide is moving a few inches a week, and officials are considering doing something about it in 2017
source: adn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(41)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Not news: Pope Francis stopped his motorcade to bless a disabled woman by the side of the road. Fark: when he was done he climbed right back into his unmarked Ford Focus and drove off
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(102)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
News: Man busted for running child porn operation out of his home. Fark: Also running a "daycare and mentoring program" out of his home
source: abc11.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(88)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Man conquers writer's block by writing 400,000 words a year, has an astonishingly impressive number of rejected headlines on Fark.com
source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(28)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
German Luftwaffe takes part in a training exercise where they have to intercept a private jet. Fark: They ram it out of the sky. Mission accomplished I guess
source: thelocal.de   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(53)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The Internet has changed how we farking curse
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(29)
 
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
The most beautiful American car ever made? Well, I wouldn't go THAT far
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(260)
 


Mon June 23, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Not news: blog calls Philadelphia the worst sports city in America. Fark: it's a Philly fan blog, and it uses stats to explain why
source: thegoodphight.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(34)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Putting away money in a 401(k) or IRA to provide income for yourself in your golden years. New Hotness: FARK THAT WE'RE GOING TO DISNEYLAND
source: americasmarkets.usatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(114)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
Wife of "dreamy mug shot man" furious about his Internet fame. Fark agrees, points Internet to hundreds of way hotter mug shots
source: newser.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(82)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Tony Gwynn signs with the Angels, Han won't shoot first, and the AV club is finally cool. Suck it, sibs, these are Fark's Headlines of the Week for 6/15 - 6/21
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(5)
 
(Female First)
 
 
 
"While the sudden outpouring of concern for the welfare of my penis is heartwarming indeed (it brings a tear to my eye, it really does), it's not like someone tried to chop him off or he suddenly developed the ability to do calculus or something"
source: femalefirst.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(26)
 
(Economic Noise)
 
 
 
Nice, slow and europhic is how it begins... then the sudden climax hits, everything is over and you never knew what hit you. Is this the cycle of sex? No, my Farkers, this is the cycle of a dying country
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(198)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-ready headline: "Student gets stuck in giant stone vagina"
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(84)
 


Sun June 22, 2014
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
A relatively spoiler-free review of Transformers: Age of Extinction, which is "dull and middling, and the reboot just promises the series will go out with more of a whimper than a bang farther down the line." And yet, it will break box office records
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(76)
 
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Happy 49th to Fark's favorite director. Here's hoping you can turn that Schindler's List franchise around
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(12)
 
(The Wire)
 
 
 
Congress approval rating hits a new low of 7. Yes, 7 farking percent. At what point can we forcibly remove them?
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(85)
 
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Coming up live at the top of the hour it's Livingston Stapler Company Presents. Two hours of eclectic music from Juneau, Alaska, hosted by a farker
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(471)
 


Sat June 21, 2014
(Ohio.com)
 
 
 
Not news: A 82-year-old man is cited by police as he flies a kite. News: While naked. Fark: At county fairgrounds with a youth group nearby. Bonus: He was banned and told to stay away but came back the next day
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(27)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
After 25 years, it's time to forgive Ghostbusters II: "It's every moviegoer's right to be miserable and treat sequels like dirt. But 25 years on, Ghostbusters II holds up far better than you might remember"
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(171)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
It's time for a long overdue KC Fark Party, Sat. June 21 @ The Levee near The Plaza
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(138)
 


Fri June 20, 2014
(Fark)
 
 
 
Finally, the pinnacle of your week arrives as you cast aside your normal responsibilities and pit your keen intellect against the most evil, tricky, diabolical questions our quizmasters could conjure. It's Friday. It's the Fark Quiz. You're welcome
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(24)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Thank you, Scott Walker, for being such a fark-up that you may help bring about campaign finance reform. *clinks glass*
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(65)
 
(KTUU Alaska)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-ready headline: "Cross-dressing man commits meth-fueled sexual assault, crime spree"
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(25)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Interesting: Ever wonder what we yanks sound like to other English speakers? We allegedly love our 'R's and sound like we're on the verge of hacking up. Fark: A British person demonstrates by forcing her self with Marmite
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(69)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
How did we get this far without kumquat & beet flavored toothpicks?
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(11)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Look at it this way, Joe. The Senate Democrats may not want you over Hillary but the internet does. So sit back, relax in your Bird, pop open a Coors and watch some cat videos. You don't need the presidency, you have Fark
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(79)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
The good news is that it's now illegal, at least in New York, to tattoo your pet. The bad news: people have been getting their farking pets tattooed
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(69)
 


Thu June 19, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Obama: Let me be clear. I am not, I repeat not, sending any troops back to Iraq. Except for these 300 guys, fark them
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(170)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Good: There is a cure for science denialism. Bad: It involves massive amounts of the population living in iron lungs because of polio. FARK: Will also involve Florida slipping beneath the ocean
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(34)
 
(Some Food Nut)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Are sweet potatoes and yams only fall foods or do you work with them all year? Do you treat yams and sweet potatoes as the same thing or make different dishes with each?
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(91)
 
(Optimal Human Modulation)
 
 
 
Metal: "Fark the world." Punk: "Fark the world because we disagree with your underlying socio-economic and political policies that are screwing-over the average human"
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(59)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
A gallery of every Super Bowl champion ring awarded so far. It's a slide-show, but hey, bling
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(28)
 
(Grantland)
 
 
 
Minnesota continues to have a love-hate relationship with 'Fargo.' "It's a movie that people who don't live here seem to enjoy, but for us it's a little bit of an embarrassment," says one mayor. "We try not to do people in with wood chippers"
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(34)
 
(Connecticut News Blogs)
 
 
 
High School Student: "Why are you blocking conservative political websites but not liberal ones?" Administrators: "Sorry, we meant to block *all* political websites." WTFark: School goes on to compare Democrats and Republicans to KKK and Nazis
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(107)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Rupert Murdoch: "If you don't want American companies going to Eastern Europe, we need to have immigration reform" Well....fark. We've gone full circle
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(94)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 476: "Crotchfruit and Snowflakes". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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(75)
 


Wed June 18, 2014
(Pando Daily)
 
 
 
Why napping on the job makes you more alert, productive and creative. As you're spending the workday hanging out on Fark, this should be an easy next step for you to take
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(7)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Elon Musk: "Fark NASA. I'll put humans on Mars in 2026" Well I'm sure bits of humans will rain down on Mars, maybe even Jupiter too
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(82)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
America's most cherished right is Freedom of Religion. Wait - you're not an evangelical Christian? Get the fark out of here
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(140)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Although described by his father as "indoorsy," 23-year-old manages to survived for days in the woods. Fark: He can't remember much after 'hanging out with some friends'
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(28)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
If you've been shooting birds with blow gun darts in Virginia Beach: A: It's a federal crime and B: What the Fark is wrong with you?
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(25)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Apparently tired of hiding behind a shadowy network of Think, tanks, advocacy groups and 501(4) "educational" groups the Koch brothers say "fark it" and create a super-PAC "designed to spend unlimited sums in efforts to influence election outcomes"
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(107)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
The Fargo creator answered a bunch of important open questions about the show's finale, like IS BILLY BOB THORTON SATAN?
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(104)
 
(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
Carl's Jr. is testing burgers topped with garlic mashed potatoes, gravy, and crispy onion straws, because fark you, I'm mashing
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(19)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Oh for fark's sake. We could have "Shutdown 2: Retarded Potatoboogaloo" because of the farking EPA rules change
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(65)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
"The return of the GOP hawks" Oh please, like they ever farking left. You can't swing a dead cat without hitting a tv showing McCain or Graham begging for military intervention because they're tired of getting blue-balled
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(50)
 
(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
Not news: A 72-year-old bay area man runs in the Dipsea race for the 44th consecutive year. News: And manages to finish. Fark: Despite having a heart attack
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(21)
 
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Not News (well...): Cubs win on a pinch-hit RBI double in the 13th inning. Fark: The pinch-hitter was pitcher Travis Wood
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(18)
 


Tue June 17, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
News: People are shocked, SHOCKED that a doctor would mislead them by promoting medications that would help people lose weight, but didn't. Fark: This 'doctor' is Dr. Oz
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(173)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Tampa Bay hitter breaks three bats. On three consecutive swings. FARK: The third went for an RBI single, the eventual game winner
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(11)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Dunkin Donuts to expand California, church shooting leaves one holey, and an alternate universe where we can't implicitly trust strippers: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 6/8 - 6/14
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(0)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
It's that time of year again for the World's Ugliest Dog Contest, and this year's entrants are OH MY FARKING GOD, KILL THEM WITH FIRE (pics)
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(49)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Consumerist gives FARK extra credit for letting shoppers know about JCPenney's June back to school sale
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(2)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Protip: If you're going to run from a cop, do it before he takes a photo of you. With 'Oh Fark' pics
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(27)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
I think the lesson here is make sure the babysitter you have hired to watch your 9-month-old son is not deaf, has an IQ above 65 and knows what the fark they're doing when it comes to babysitting
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(88)
 


Mon June 16, 2014
(Royal Society of Chemistry)
 
 
 
Scientists have discovered what's been killing zealous French mushroom pickers, and surprisingly it isn't mushroom farmers
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(58)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Anthony Wiener favorites Tweet labeling Tinder as the "ultimate sext machine." Come on, dude, you're just farking with us now
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(33)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Why the GOP is in far more trouble than you realized
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(77)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN discovers Fark Politics tab
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(194)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Not news: Mother fulfills her daughters dream. News: Her 25-year-old daughter who has Down syndrome's dream. Fark: By throwing her a bridal themed birthday party with her daughter getting pampered for her 'big day'. Damn dusty in here
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(159)
 


Sun June 15, 2014
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
News: Search for missing kayaker called off. Good news: Because they found him, alive and well. Fark: At home, oblivious to the search
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(8)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Attention all Fark thespians. "Rob Ford the Musical" is holding casting calls tomorrow. Are YOU fat, drunk and belligerent enough to walk the boards as the big man himself? Methinks thou art
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(37)
 
(Sportige)
 
 
 
While eight matches are a small sample size, this World Cup has three trends so far: plenty of goals, plenty of comebacks and no team wants to end their match in a draw
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(10)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Who wants to bid on this historic farm? It was home to a haunted attraction and a sex club...wait, wait, WHAT?
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(27)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The end of Fark is near
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(132)
 
(ITV)
 
 
 
Cliff Notes of Tony Blair's tl;dr opinion on Iraq: because we didn't jump into Syria, not because the 2003 invasion was a shiat-stained farkup of a mistake
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(123)
 
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Coming up at the top of the hour, it's Livingston Stapler Company Presents. 2 hours of music on public radio from Juneau, Alaska, hosted by a farker
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(300)
 


Sat June 14, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
I'm a longtime Farker, and this is my first stand up
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(14)
 
(ABS-CBN News)
 
 
 
John Belushi. Chris Farley. Now Adam Sandler opens up how Rob Schneider got him & Drew Barrymore addicted to...Filipino Bread?
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(28)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Not news: Vandal sprays walls of police station with 'DUMB COPS' and 'KINGY BOYZ RULE' graffiti before fleeing on child's scooter. Fark: Suspect is 63 years old
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(27)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Here's what redheads really look like, FARKers. Your pics of blondes and brunettes who found a dye bottle are a lie. Redheads are actually either quite plain or unfortunate looking. LOOK UPON THE TRUTH AND WEEP
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(252)
 
(WJON St. Cloud)
 
 
 
Judge decides that controversial milk farmer got a raw deal and lets him off easy
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(15)
 
(PBS)
 
 
 
I know this is Fark and all, but let's see if we can have a civil conversation about how to improve this, shall we?
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(280)
 
(Some JC Guy)
 
 
 
On the last day of the school year, JCPenney goes and farks it up with a back-to-school-sale...WTF ???
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(29)
 
(Awful Announcing)
 
 
 
Obvious: Angry fans blast @Marcello after Marcelo's own goal in Brazil's opening match. Fail: @Marcello is not Marcelo's Twitter handle. Fark: Owner of @Marcello tweets Marcelo's actual handle to get trolls off his back
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(4)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Time to remove your pants and have a cold beer at the ready: it's time for the Fark Weird News Quiz: Hell Yes It's Summer edition
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(24)
 


Fri June 13, 2014
(PSFK)
 
 
 
App teaches kids about nutrition by allowing them to scan packages of food and simulating the sound and vibration of the fart it will produce
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(59)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
In today's episode of "When did you get so farking old?": Madonna's daughter is graduating from high school next month
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(111)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Not news: Holder of $18 million in Bitcoins to auction them off. Fark: It's the US government
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(26)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Seattle Times taps Fark's NBA coaching headline as their choice for best of the week (2nd section)
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(0)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: Beef penis improperly sold for human consumption, suit alleges
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(65)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Canadian reporter interviews man on the street about Fargo on FX. Man turns out to be Fargo star Bob Odenkirk. Canada is so adorable
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(91)
 
(RamblingBeachCat.com)
 
 
 
Stupid: Woman steals lobster tails by shoving them down her pants. Farking Stupid: ...to trade for painkillers. Florida Stupid: ....or Chinese food
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(32)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Meh: Average salary last year was $52,100. WTFark: Average CEO compensation rose to $15.2 million, or 296X the average worker
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(113)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
News: Comcast planning to roll out millions of new Wi-Fi hotspots nationwide. Fark: Using their residential customers' routers
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(197)
 


Thu June 12, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Where do Germans go to vacation? Castles? Palaces? Resorts? Nope. They visit wind turbines, abandoned nuclear plants and solar panel farms
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(34)
 
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
News: Today's teens are drinking less, smoking less, and having less unprotected sex. Fark: Because they're spending too much time on their phones to hang out in person
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(51)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
When throwing a hammer at a dump truck is the least insane thing you did on your meth fueled rampage, you may find yourself on Fark
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(23)
 
(Some Food Nut)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Heading to a party and taking a cold dish that needs to sit out? Like to have quick sides that don't heat up the kitchen? Too many things in the oven? How about those "on-the-side" favorites? Don't leave us hanging
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(101)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Oyster Farm: Hey, Feds, we'd like to finish out a 40-year lease on your land to run our business. Feds: OK, but we're not going to renew it when it's over in 7 years. Is that OK? Oyster Farm: Yup, totes cool. *7 years later* ENTER LIBERTARIANS
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(229)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Check out the video goodness of the top ten most brutal, dramatic, and disturbing deaths of the Game of Thrones. So far that is
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(37)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Overweight childminder tries to have obesity declared a disability. Farkers nod approvingly, their jowls undulating like waves, sweat glistening in folds like an ocean sunset, breath heaving like a dirty phone call
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(159)
 
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
There's a right way to hoist a race car to a hotel roof using a crane and there's the Fark way. This...is the Fark way
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(43)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Gizmodo gives a hat tip to FARK for showing them the way computers were in 1991. Ah, the good times
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(0)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
NASA seeking public's help in designing a permanent base on Mars for humans.. If anything was up Fark's Photoshop alley, it's this. Let's all get helpful
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(36)
 
(LAist)
 
 
 
James Franco swears he would rather saw his arm off with a rusty penknife than have sex with Lindsay Lohan, so he wrote a story about it. Fark: bonus "Nine Stories" reference
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(28)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 475: "Happy Farktography Anniversary 9". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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(73)
 


Wed June 11, 2014
(WLKY Louisville)
 
 
 
News: Man arrested for having sex with pool float. Fark: For the THIRD time. Man, get a room
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(86)
 
(Complex)
 
 
 
Not news: Game of Thrones book nerd airs his grievances about the HBO show. Fark: George R. R. Martin
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(142)
 
(Some Munchkin)
 
 
 
Steve Jackson Games wants their signature character Photoshopped into celebrity pictures as photobombs. I figure the best place to source Photoshop talent would be the wack-a-doodles here at Fark
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(34)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Dear Prudence: I'm totally cool with my husband farking other women whenever he goes to Vegas, but the last time he was there he hooked up with my half-sister, do I have a right to be pissed?
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(180)
 
(CrushPlate)
 
 
 
Not news: School censors Arizona high school year book. News: School officials make students carry out the censorship. Fark: By hand, with duct tape
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(62)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Engineer with far too much time on his hands produces the world's first single-man V8 chainsaw
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(66)
 


Tue June 10, 2014
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
A white public HS teacher insisting black students address him with "yes sir, master" oh you'd better farking BELIEVE that's a firing...except, apparently, in Iowa, at least so long as the teacher is "extremely remorseful" afterwards
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(95)
 
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Not News: Set of twins are born. Fark: Three weeks apart
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(13)
 
(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
It would appear the last SF Fark party was a burning success
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(35)
 
(Funny Or Die)
 
 
 
As part of FARK's Official 30th Anniversary Celebration of the June 1984 release of the Karate Kid, we bring you Wax On, fark Off. (Not safe for work language)
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(9)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Your idiot friends sharing troofer horseshiat and bogus folk remedies. They're the problem, and that's why this story is going to the unimpeachably-credible pages of Fark
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(112)
 
(Aint-It-Cool-News)
 
 
 
Next up in the "Why the fark are they rebooting this horror franchise?" queue: Leprechaun
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(22)
 
(KIRO TV)
 
 
 
Not news: Seattle anesthesiologist has license suspended because of sexting. Fark: during surgeries
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(39)
 


Mon June 09, 2014
(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: What the Fark Command Center looks like
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(39)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Packers can finally get married, one screwed driver, and no one expects the Spanish Abdication: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 6/1 - 6/7
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(6)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
News: Father leaves his seven-year-old son home alone in a house with no electricity which catches on fire. WTFark: While the kid was able to get out of the burning home his father was "visiting friends at IHOP"
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(37)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Mississippi lawyer wants the national media to quit covering his state like the third-world sister-farking Jesus-freak snake-handling Republican-base fat-ass Wal-mart Ole-Miss-douchebag NASCAR trailer-park Ku Klux Klan disaster magnet it is
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(101)
 
(Oregon Sports News)
 
 
 
The World Cup starts in a few days, and while a few insane soccer nuts could tell you the save percentage of the second string goalkeeper for Croatia, the rest of us could use a pocket guide. Fark has you covered
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(118)
 
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Congratulations morans. You've repeated a ridiculous romantic thought as fact so much that Hollywood has made a movie about it as being fact. Because fark you science
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(160)
 


Sun June 08, 2014
(Optimal Human Modulation)
 
 
 
According to Fox News, we're supposed to fear: African-Americans, women, LGBTs, Latinos, public school teachers, the poor, unions, zombies, Girl Scouts, Ivy League graduates, pot smokers, scientists...(okay...not enough room on a Fark headline.)
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(137)
 
(WTFark)
 
 
 
WTFark host Mike Rylander banned from Virginia beach for secret filming "first post" content
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(174)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
What to do after you win the lottery, but before you've told your boss exactly what you think of them and then moved so far away that your coworkers don't even remember what you looked like
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(87)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Fark ready headline: Burglar in crotchless pants attacks Brisbane sex store worker with toys
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(13)
 
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
It's Saturday night in Juneau, Alaska and that means it's once again time for Livingston Stapler Company Presents. 2 hours of live music hosted by a farker
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(288)
 
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Top JFK Conspiracy Theorist suing over his right to peddle assassination cover-up wares in Dealey Plaza. Fark: Where DOES Dallas Police Sgt. Gorka fit in among Black Dog Man, Umbrella Man & Babushka Lady?
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(72)
 


Sat June 07, 2014
(Fark)
 
 
 
Toronto Fark Part'Eh, Saturday June 7 at Madison's - Baseball, beer, and no Biebers NOW WITH UPDATED INFO GOODNESS
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(92)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
22 Jump Street is already kicking ass overseas, far outpacing the first film
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(65)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
CiCi's Pizza manager who skimmed to cover surgeries after her husband was injured in workplace finds out she was never a legal citizen. Fark: Franchisee fighting for her: "They're dropping her off with no money and no place to live or anything"
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(117)
 
(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
Not news: A woman is picking up her son from summer math camp. News: Teachers forced her son on the bus even though he told them his mom was there. Fark: Then it gets really stupid
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(96)
 
(When On Earth)
 
 
 
In Tarrez, Austria there is a castle that has seven different pools filled with beer. I know where the next Fark Party is going to be
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(24)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Just like that hottie at the pool, the Fark Quiz is back and rubbing its bikini-clad boobs in your face. Wait a minute, the hottie at the pool doesn't do that at all. This pool sucks
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(33)
 


Fri June 06, 2014
(Audible.com)
 
Audio
 
June is Audiobook Month, so TFarker Cyclometh is giving away a bunch of audiobooks that he's narrated. There's something for everyone so come on by and request one for yourself
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(33)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Tired of lame Fark Admins Fark-blocking your expertly-written and hilarious headlines? Well, you can now always get your links greenlit with this new site
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(34)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Aisha Tyler mentions her new special edition beer with Stone Brewery: "I did brew a special-edition beer with Wil Wheaton and Drew Curtis (creator of Fark.com) called Stone wOOtstout 2.0, which we'll have at the San Diego Comic-Con in July"
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(3)
 
(WATE Knoxville)
 
 
 
News: Agents seize over 150 bags of heroin in man's vehicle, along with $1,200 in U.S. currency. Fark: They also find an additional 40 bags of heroin, crack cocaine, and Percocet pills in his bellybutton
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(25)
 
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Sad: Husband dies in head-on collision. Equally Sad: Wife dies in head-on collision. Fark: They collided into each other
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(108)
 
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Not news: Twins are graduating high school. News: Triplets are graduating from high school. Fark: nine sets of twins and one set of triplets are graduating from the same high school
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(42)
 


Thu June 05, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Cliven "the negro on the welfare is the problem" Bundy owes the people of the United States more money than every other rancher in the county, COMBINED
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(122)
 
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
We've gone from Benghazi to Bergdahlzi, and Fark is there people. No, right there in the Washington Times, jeez
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(9)
 
(All Recipes)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Skewered favorites - it's time to share. What do you put together when it's time to do kebabs, satay, etc? Do you separate the food so it doesn't cook unevenly or have other methods/favorites to pass along?
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(97)
 
(Social Times)
 
 
 
Fark drives 10 times more traffic than Google+, which is kind of like winning a footrace against a box turtle. But we'll take it :)
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(167)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
On the anniversary of Snowden leak, 4 things that changed since then: 2013 became 2014, Kim and Kanye got married, American Idol has a new winner and of course, everyone got TotalFark for a day
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(88)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Reading Rainbow's new theme sounds like it is reaching a little far
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(22)
 
(WNEM Saginaw)
 
 
 
A police department for an entire town decides "FARK it, we're done"
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(78)
 
(KLTV Tyler)
 
 
 
Gun homicides have actually gone down, once again proving Fark liberals wrong about gun control
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(414)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 474: "Pareidolia". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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(26)
 


Wed June 04, 2014
(Patch)
 
 
 
Not news: guy gives a friend a ride from Arizona to Michigan. News: somewhere in Texas, she, um, dies. Fark: he keeps going. For two days. To Michigan
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(63)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: Nude neighbor caught pumping his hose in front yard, cops say
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