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500 headlines found matching 'far'
Tue September 02, 2014
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Faith No More to independently release first album in 18 Years, first single titled "Motherfarker"
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(63)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Millennials more willing to take credit for the work of others, say angry boomers who are getting farked over by the kids they're farking over
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Mon September 01, 2014
(Fark)
 
 
 
Japan ready to kick off the next Resident Evil, the grand opening of Burger Prime Minister, and a hack at JPMorgan Chase not named Jamie Dimon: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 8/24 - 8/30
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(1)
 
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: Now with more bacon!
 
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Artificial Human" farms could replace medical testing on animals by the end of the decade. PETA wondering what they will protest if this happens
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(72)
 


Sun August 31, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Not news: 5-year-old girl is sent home from school. News: With severe bruising and swelling on her face that she said was caused by other kindergarteners beating her up. Fark: The school denies it and won't investigate (with horrifying injury pics)
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(197)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hey everyone it's time for the FFFL (Fark Fantasy Football League) Annual Draft. Starts at 6:30pm Eastern, 3:30pm Pacific. Snide comments on individual picks will pile up to the right
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(17)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"The most powerful distributor of news in the world is not News Corp or the New York Times. It is an algorithm governing how items are displayed to the billion active users on Facebook.' Well, and Fark.com
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(29)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
A guide on how to be wrong, gracefully. This is in the Fark politics tab for a reason, people
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(64)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Farker is getting a new male pug puppy today. Help me pick a name. Food related are best (my other pugs are Twinkie and Egg Roll) all are welcome
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(248)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Not news: cops accused of racism. Fark: in Indonesia, for getting KFC for two American idiots accused of murder when said idiots complained about regular food
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(49)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Seattle Times says that FARK hits a grand slam with its winning baseball headline (2nd section)
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(0)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Not news: Man has a heart attack on a Southwest Airlines flight. News: The flight attendant refused to use a defibrillator on him. Fark: When asked why the attendant wouldn't use the defibrillator on the man she said 'Because his chest is too hairy'
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(105)
 
(The Blaze)
 
 
 
Government; because you sometimes rent your farm out for weddings, it's no longer "private property", but a public utility, and you must allow gay weddings in your house, regardless of your religious beliefs
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(558)
 


Sat August 30, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Not news: International conservative Christian conference takes place in right-wing evangelical church. News: After five previous venues had withdrawn their services. Fark: Including two Catholic churches. Tag is for the conference organisers
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(148)
 
(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
Google slow-walks subpoena of account information in murder case. Fark: by claiming their search tools can't find it
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(27)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
It's a lovely Friday, you're still (mostly) sober, and you're dreaming about the weekend. Must be time for the Fark Weird News Quiz
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(26)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
The 75th Annual DragonCon Fark Party - Saturday, August 30, 1pm at Big Kahuna, Atlanta, GA
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(97)
 


Fri August 29, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Not news: hotel rooms are colonized with bacteria. Fark: It's all yours. TotalFark: scientists say this is the next big thing in forensics
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(17)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bank fees continue to rise as large banks offset their sagging profits with new 'ha, ha, fark you poor people' account fees
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(38)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Officer who told people in Ferguson he would "farking kill" them and to "go fark yourself" is now out of a farking job
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(152)
 
(TechEBlog)
 
 
 
A few situations where you shouldn't take a selfie. I'm sure you Farkers can think of more
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(24)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
If Farkers were prairie dogs
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(24)
 
(ProPublica)
 
 
 
Reporter: So why's my son's medicine $15 sometimes and $30 other times? CVS: Beats us, ask the insurance company. Insurance company: Farked if we know. Federal government, throwing 30,000 pages of regulations on the table: Oh hai - we gots this
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(94)
 


Thu August 28, 2014
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Will the Internet Ever Be Safe for Women? "The popular web forum Fark.com felt it necessary to add "misogyny" to the moderator guidelines in order to combat the presence of rape jokes, as well as slut-shaming and victim-blaming language"
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(26)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Houston Fark Party, Thursday Sept 11th at 7:00pm at Cecil's Tavern
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(79)
 
(National Post)
 
 
 
Tim Hortons' new Buffalo Chicken Doughnut: is this how Canadians say "fark you?"
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(22)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Is Governor Rick Perry the Miley Cyrus of the GOP? No, seriously, this guy is asking. Fark needs a "wut" tag
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(34)
 
(Some Food Nut)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Let's turn the tables. If you're helping someone learn how to cook- what are important initial lessons? Do you focus on the ingredients? Knife skills? Cookware/utensils? Help other Farkers guide future cooks as they get their start
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(340)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Pakistan's opposition leader Khan looking isolated as crisis reaches crossroads, has so far heeded calls not to enter the Mutara Nebula
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(44)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
A handcrafted, $7,500 yurt that's far cooler than your house. Or your beard. Or your tats. Or your choice of local-sourced coffee and gum. Or your highly refined post-punk, '80s-centric ironic sense of fashion. Or the name of your start-up. Or you
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(41)
 
(Open Secrets)
 
 
 
Not news: Republican State Senator pleads guilty to taking a bribe. News: To endorse Ron Paul for President. Fark: The guy he took the bribe from is now Mitch McConnell's campaign manager
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(136)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 486: "These Hallowed Halls". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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(51)
 


Wed August 27, 2014
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Gifts that generate gratitude keep customers loyal, say Fark admins
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(12)
 
(Discover)
 
 
 
Here's something to consider: Do farts carry germs? The answer depends on if you're wearing pants at the time
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(41)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Review of new Leprechaun reboot. "Fark you, Lucky Charms"
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(14)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Not news: Sriracha plant to give factory tours to residents that tried to shut it down. Fark: To prove they're making hot sauce and not tear gas
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(41)
 
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Not news: The New Zealand Transport Agency says 2681 vehicles were registered last month. News: As ambulances. Fark: The two ambulance services in the area only have 705 registered ambulances among them
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(35)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Today is National Burger Day, and to mark the day here are five burgers that went way too far, including the Ramen burger and the Ulti-Meatum (pics)
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(42)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
CBS sued over farting hippo puppet used on NCIS. That's no way to talk about LL Cool J
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(72)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Hey, you know that spiffy new phone Amazon just put out, the Amazon Fire Phone? Yeah, web usage data suggest they've probably sold no more than 35K of them so far
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(78)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
PetSmart up for adoption, the impressive sexual stamina of Neanderthals, and the dinosaur victim of a shooting crime: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 8/17 - 8/23
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(3)
 
(Business Lexington)
 
 
 
Drew gives an in-depth interview to Business Lexington on Fark's policy change to battle sexism (bonus: cool picture of Drew)
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(13)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
I got to 1:15 How far can you get?
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(138)
 
(News On 6 Tulsa)
 
 
 
Contractor testing alarm system at National Guard helicopter base accidentally sets off fire suppression system, fills hangar with 15' of foam which spreads to runway. Fark: Dust devil touches down and foamnado ensues (with video)
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(85)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Boing Boing's reaction to FARK's new misogyny guidelines? "GO FARK"
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(27)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A pilot and his co-pilot have spotted a mysterious orange and red glow over the Pacific Ocean near the Russian peninsula of Kamchatka. "[It was] the creepiest thing so far in my flying career"
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(123)
 


Tue August 26, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Today's Fark ready headline - "GOP candidate: Colorado gay congressman will behead Christians who don't worship sodomy"
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(276)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Pumpkin pie spice gum, because why the fark not?
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(37)
 
(Columbus Dispatch)
 
 
 
The good news: American farmers looking at bumper crops of corn and soybeans. Fark: There's a major silo shortage
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(38)
 
(WJHL Tri-Cities)
 
 
 
Man discovers Tennessee is a far cry from India
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(45)
 
(Valley News Live)
 
 
 
Fargo sheriff's deputy shoots and kills rampaging cow that was coming right for him. His life was in danger, don'tcha know
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(61)
 
(Fairbanks Daily Newsminer)
 
 
 
Rocket containing experimental military weapon explodes over Kodiak, Alaska. So far no residents have reported gaining super powers, but sales of tin foil have exploded as well
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(44)
 


Mon August 25, 2014
(Chron)
 
 
 
From the researchers who have discovered sunken Nazi U boats and most notably a "Vampire Squid from Hell" in the Gulf of Mexico comes a WHAT THE FARK IS THAT?
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(19)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Aw, hell naw, it's the first edition of the Fark newsletter
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(102)
 
(Refinery29)
 
 
 
Five hints that you may be working too hard. But it's Monday, you're on Fark, so yeah, this list probably doesn't apply to you
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(7)
 
(Vice)
 
 
 
"Web community fark.com took the no-nonsense approach of officially banning misogyny from their comments, though how successful it will be at enforcing the rule remains to be seen"
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(17)
 


Sun August 24, 2014
(Burlington Free Press)
 
 
 
Not news: beer bun. News: 500-mile beer run. FARK: 500-mile craft beer run with taco stands
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(36)
 
(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
The 10 nerdiest Rush songs, slideshow-free. Much of Fark asks "They only had 10 nerdy songs?"
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(23)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Chinese farmer successfully grows pears in the shape of Buddha. Before that, all pears in China were considered to be in the shape of Americans
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(23)
 
(Huffington Post Canada)
 
 
 
Listen up you American dumbfarks. These are Saskatoon berries. That is what they are called. Remember 1812? Well we'll burn down the White House again if you don't call them Saskatoon berries. Are we clear? I said ARE. WE. CLEAR?
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(52)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Not news: 12-year-old boy opens lemonade stand. Fark: Irate neighbor demands that city shut it down. "Please help me regain my quiet home and neighborhood"
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(121)
 


Sat August 23, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Your "We didn't Fark the world, it's always been farked" story of the day: The drunken monkey that smashed up a bar
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(27)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Boy makes audio recording of his teacher calling him a bastard. Judge rules that this is a serious violation of civil rights. Fark: the teacher's rights
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(107)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Farker needs a fantasy football team name. Suggestions to the right
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(134)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Wii U will not get Call of Duty Advanced Warfare and Assassin's Creed releases. All seven Wii U users disconsolate (link updated)
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(49)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
St. Louis County cop put on leave after video surfaces of him confirming FARK stereotypes of cops. Bonus birther, anti-Muslim, and 'four sodomites on the Supreme Court' rant thrown in as a bonus
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(157)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
And lo, there was a great earthquake; and the sun became black as sackcloth of hair, and Farkers wailed, for they could not get a perfect score on the Fark Weird News Quiz
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(35)
 
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Think Progress has unabashed praise for FARK on the recent policy change, which they think progress will be "creating a healthier atmosphere on the internet"
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(11)
 
(The Mary Sue)
 
 
 
The Mary Sue covers Fark's anti-misogyny posting rule. Spoiler: They're in favor of it
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(13)
 


Fri August 22, 2014
(Kare11)
 
 
 
So when is the next FARK gathering in Minnesota again?
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(1)
 
(Distractify)
 
 
 
100% Fark no
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(237)
 
(NewsOK)
 
 
 
News: Satanists avoid lawsuit by handing over Catholic holy relic they planned to use in a Black Mass. Fark: It was one of those styrofoam communion wafers
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(188)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
While you were worrying how to pay next year's tuition, Farrah Abraham just signed a $500,000 contract to "dance"
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(61)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
County Clerk: Let's just go ahead and release you early. Convict: Gee, thanks. I started a family, finished parole, started a new li- Courts: Not so fast motherfarker
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(139)
 
(CultureMap)
 
 
 
Who's behind the elusive 'Counter 3 . FIVE . VII' restaurant coming to Congress Avenue in Austin, TX? Subby's wife's cousin, that's who. If any Texas farkers wants to try it out, I may be able to get you a discount $$$
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(7)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
And thus was the right side of Fark articles forever changed
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(81)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Huffington Post talks to Drew Curtis about the reaction to Fark's crackdown on misogynistic comments
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(24)
 


Thu August 21, 2014
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: It's the Fark Food Thread 2nd anniversary. Come share highlights from past threads and what's inspired you in the food threads here on Fark. And don't forget the cake 'n candles
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(57)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Cool: Doctor treated in Atlanta for Ebola well enough to be released from hospital. FARK: "There is a slight possibility that the virus could linger for up to three months in his semen"
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(41)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Former Wells Fargo CEO says the $16.65B fine on BoA is "government extortion"
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(145)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Los Angeles port welcomes massive rubber duck, though fears that a giant, irradiated Ernie from Sesame Street may not be far behind
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(49)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Not News: 23-year-old man marries 19-year-old woman. FARK: They look like identical twins (w/pics)
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(222)
 
(Leaving Fundamentalism)
 
 
 
Subby was raised in a hyper-strict fundamentalist school. If you're asking yourself 'I wonder if this ACE system is good for my farkling,' have a read of what it was like for Subby
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(18)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
The oppression of men in America is so bad that it is only a matter of time before it's illegal to fark your wife according to War Machine, new Fark rules
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(156)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 485: "Celebrate". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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(39)
 


Wed August 20, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Fark's new misogyny rule is such a big deal even the Washington Post noticed
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(13)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Officer Go Fark Yourself has been removed from duty in Ferguson (Video has Not safe for work language)
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(290)
 
(PsyPost)
 
 
 
If you were raised in a devoutly Christian household and grew up on a farm, you are probably chopping off someone's dick right now
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(155)
 


Tue August 19, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Canadian group applauds Fark's new policy, which is about the only thing Maple Leaf fans can applaud for
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(34)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
CNET applauds FARK for not putting up with misogyny on its site. "Women have one less site to feel threatened on thanks to Fark.com"
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(55)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Noted biologist PZ Myers congratulates FARK for its new policy on misogyny. The comments, as usual, are well worth reading
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(27)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Today's pressing issues - America: Race relations and riots in Ferguson. Israel: War and peace with Hamas. Ukraine: War with Russian-backed separatists. Canada: The merits of urban chicken farms
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(38)
 
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
A gwailong time ago in a country far, far away
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(41)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The Champions League Playoff Round is here. Arsenal, Napoli, Porto and others in action. Celtic have been given a second chance. And the Fark filter's least favorite club hosts Bayer Leverkusen
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(163)
 
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
New York Magazine calls Fark a trailblazer, the first time we've been called that in a non-fart related capacity
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(26)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Matthew McConaughey defends the fanny pack. The remainder of this headline is no longer permitted under the new FarQ
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(62)
 


Mon August 18, 2014
(Department of Veterans Affairs)
 
 
 
It is with deep sadness that I inform you that my very good friend and very much loved Farker, Pud has passed away. He had no living relatives and we were his only family. If you have the opportunity, feel free to join us for his memorial
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(159)
 
(IFL Science)
 
 
 
Cool: Playing violin after brain surgery. Fark: Playing violin during brain surgery
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(18)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Christina Aguilera reveals this week's Farked-up baby name
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(83)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
British PM Cameron drums up support for a new war in Iraq, just in time for the centennial of the war that ended with the Brits farking up the region to begin with
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(33)
 
(Digital Ecologies Research)
 
 
 
Fark announces partnership with DERP. No, seriously
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(141)
 
(KTVZ Bend)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: Blind bison looking for new home
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(30)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
We're adding misogyny to Fark moderator guidelines DIT -Drew
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(4615)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
A rousing game of duct duct goose, mother gets her baby back baby back baby back, and Romney needs a full OS upgrade: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 8/10 - 8/16
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(4)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Bad: You kill a guy and ask your girlfriend to help bury him. Worse: She refuses so you threaten to kill her too. Fark: He wasn't even dead, he just had a broken nose
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(68)
 


Sun August 17, 2014
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Woof Bark Arf Bark Bark Woof Woof. What's that boy? Hollywood needs rescuing and they think farking that old chicken will help? They're even dumber than little Jeff
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(21)
 
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
RNLI rescue Bulgarian who was trying to sail to America. Fark: In 14' boat, with a US visa, hot dogs, beans and a bag of biscuits, but no life jacket or lights. His navigational aid? A street map of Southampton
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(45)
 
(Some Alcoholic)
 
 
 
I see your s'mores alcohol and raise you MoonPie Moonshine. Fark: Also comes in chocolate and banana flavors. Bonus: Website apparently designed by a narcoleptic 9 year old on Adderall
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(40)
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Not news: Skateboarders get harassed by the cops. News: Cop patrols ON a skateboard. Fark: Police chief prohibits him from making siren noises with his mouth, even though he's pretty good at it
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(66)
 
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Eleven smells that are going extinct [insert random Fark headline cliche here]
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(13)
 


Sat August 16, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Not news: Woman's co-workers believe she is dead due to a treacherous flood. News: She ends up surviving after being pulled from the flood water by a stranger. Fark: And shocked her co workers by showing up to work the next day
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(105)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Creepiest internet trend so far are showroom mannequins who call your cell phone to tell you what they're wearing if you get too close
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(23)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Get ready for the next big fad diet from Michelin-starred chef Joël Robuchon and the acupuncturist and neuropharmacologist Dr. Nadia Volf. Farkers should probably skip goji berries as they stimulate libido
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(53)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
600 farm machinery workers get a Deere John letter
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(12)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Heads-up Pacific farkers, a cargo capsule full of garbage from the ISS will burn up over your ocean on Sunday
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(17)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
The hot, sweaty, dog days of summer are upon us, which is why it's important to keep hydrated with the cool, refreshing taste of the Fark Weird News Quiz
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(32)
 


Fri August 15, 2014
(Action A Go-Go)
 
Video
 
Let off some steam, FARK. Top Ten List of '80s Action Movies + video. I'm getting too old for this list
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(84)
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
Police expert agrees with Fark commentators about Ferguson
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(78)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ancient wine cellar with many of its jars still intact discovered. Immediately deemed site of the next Fark party
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(35)
 


Thu August 14, 2014
(The Weekly Standard)
 
 
 
Feds finally get around to buying a border fence. FARK--For the Ukraine
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(30)
 
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Pastafarian fights for right to wear spaghetti strainer on his head for drivers license photo. Ramen
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(53)
 
(MyRecipes)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: What are your favorite homemade marinades and brines when getting food prepped? How do you tweak them to tailor to your selected ingredients? Are there bottled options that work well for you? Share and help your fellow Farkers
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(155)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
After years of Fark.com links highlighting this issue, the media finally gets serious in its PSAs: "Why power tools deserve respect: Seven tips to prevent amputation during DIY"
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(57)
 
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Many individuals seeking wellness will visit this clinic because it nurtures mind, body and spirit. Farkers will want to stop by because the doctor in charge lets you motorboat her breasts
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(85)
 
(ScienceBlog)
 
 
 
Attention Fark hypochondriacs: if you have an itch that won't go away, it's probably cancer. Still no cure for cancer
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(18)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
If you thought Steve King (R-eally farking stupid) couldn't find a way to inject MORE hate into what's happening in Ferguson, he stepped up to prove you wrong
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(167)
 
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
The US is slacking in its overall alcohol consumption stats. Farkers, get to work
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(40)
 
(Macgasm)
 
 
 
Macgasm assures readers that a weird Florida story is not just something you find only on FARK
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(2)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"11 Alcoholism warning signs" Do you often wake up in bed next to a goat? Warning. Do you come home from work and your cat says to you "the shiat you said to me last night" BINGO. Do you often find yourself on Fark? MAYDAY
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(87)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Russia's 262 piece Ukraine-bound trojan horse vanishes out of thin air, is now nowhere to be seen. Be alert, all five Ukrainian Farkers
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(69)
 
(Voice of America)
 
 
 
US military isn't going to do their humanitarian operation they've been planning because it turns out that there are far fewer people that need saving than they were expecting. This is good news as well as baffling
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(48)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 484: "Silent Improvement". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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(22)
 


Wed August 13, 2014
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Bad Day: You get hit by a car while riding your motorcycle. Worse Day: It's a hit and run. Fark: You get shot in the chest by your own gun while crashing to the ground
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(92)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
Distressed clothing has officially gone too far
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(75)
 
(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Trailer park argument leads to one man throwing a car seat at his girlfriend...with the baby still inside. (baby unscathed but sure to make a Fark headline in 18 years or so)
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(44)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Yeah Sharknado is all the rage. Whatev let's see a Farknado
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(26)
 
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
"Air conditioning, farting contests and other snapshots from the US war in Afghanistan"
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(99)
 
(Nerdist)
 
 
 
Bad: Reboot of Silent Hill. Good: Involving Hideo Kojima and Guillermo Del Toro. Fark: And Norman Reedus
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(74)
 
(Clarion-Ledger)
 
 
 
Not News: Chris McDaniel claims voter fraud tainted the Mississippi GOP Primary. News: He provides names of fraudulent voters. Fark: One of them was his own lawyer
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(70)
 


Tue August 12, 2014
(The Braiser)
 
 
 
Farmer blasts "farm-to-table" restaurants, which are more about inflating check size at table than helping the small farm
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(63)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fight at golf club leaves hole in one, Jelena Jankovic almost loses her set, and US air passengers reclassified as cargo: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 8/3 - 8/9
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(8)
 


Mon August 11, 2014
(WPTZ Burlington)
 
 
 
Bad: You roll your car. Worse: You are promptly arrested for DUI. FARK: Your father and brother show up to help and THEY are arrested for DUI
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(30)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Yet another article proving my theory correct: Babies are farking stupid
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(21)
 
(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Not news: Local business giving away free samples outside church. Fark: This business
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(10)
 
(Toledo Blade)
 
 
 
Ted Nugent takes the stage in Toledo and tells the crowd, "The Toledo Blade hates you. They hate me. They hate freedom." Fark: His appearance was sponsored by the Blade, who paid him $50,000
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(92)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
New study finds fringe global warming deniers get far more than their share of media attention, greenlit Fark links
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(26)
 
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
The tractor pulls the rake. The rake pulls the line. The line snaps the pole. The tractor catches fire. Hi, Ho, the dairy, Oh, the farmer in the dell
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(25)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Arson at UK straw farm leaves 3 pigs worried, 1 wolf intrigued
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(23)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
US begins arming the Kurds, making Obama the first US President to not completely fark them over
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(160)
 
(American Thinker)
 
 
 
Contrary to revisionist history, the Iraq War was far from a discretionary "war of choice"
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(174)
 


Sun August 10, 2014
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
News: Seattle City Attorney urges citizens to fight legally-issued citations. Fark: citations for public marijuana use
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(39)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Once pegged as a great plot to drive votes in November, GOPers are already bored with the "Sue Fartbama" schtick. The question is what red meat could be thrown in front of them to regain their attention
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(204)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Today's fark-ready headline: Former Apple employee named Sam Sung raises more than $80,000 for charity by auctioning off his old business card
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(18)
 
(Lancaster Online)
 
 
 
You think your job is s**t? Fifteen year old boy dies when farm machine he is operating has a mechanical problem and overturns, trapping teenager in manure pit
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(50)
 
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Coming up at the top of the hour it's Livingston Stapler Company Presents. Two hours of live music from Juneau, Alaska, hosted by a farker
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(251)
 


Sat August 09, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
4th string Bengals QB lets us know how he really feels about playing on the Bengals. Fark: also throws 2 TDs
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(14)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Not news: The NFL says if the TV Blackout rule is not renewed, NFL owners may go from barely scraping by to flat out broke in no time. Fark: NFL owners made $9B last year
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(46)
 
(CrushPlate)
 
 
 
Not News: Police arrest a naked man on a park bench. News: He's covered in baby oil watching porn. Fark: And leaves behind an outline of his body in oil on the bench
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(29)
 
(TooFab)
 
 
 
Cool: Daniel Radcliffe wants a part in Sharknado 3. Interesting: but only if his character "meets an interesting death." Fark: With bonus Tara Reid. Wait, what?
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(46)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
What: "Investigators refused to say how the girl died or when..." The: "...but said that whoever killed her was likely..." Fark: "...'covered in mud' at some point over the weekend"
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(37)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Clear your desks, chase out the dog, clear your head and slap your mammy: it's time for the Fark Weird News Quiz
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(26)
 


Fri August 08, 2014
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Not news: CIA kidnapped people. News: As a favor to Libya's Qaddafi. Fark: Including children as young as 8
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(61)
 
(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Not News: Police taser young person. Fark: An 8-year-old girl
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(63)
 
(Planet F1)
 
 
 
Famous F1 driver manager: If you have to ask your team to demand your teammate slow down so you can catch up and pass, you're a farking wimp
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(9)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
So it turns out the population center of the SEC isn't too far from Tuscaloosa. Which shouldn't be surprising when you consider how many bandwagon fans they they have
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(10)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
15 year old boy's Mom calls cops because, A) He was caught doing it with a teacher, B) He was selling drugs, or Fark) He watched porn
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(130)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
China's 700 million smartphone users will no longer be able to share funny or outrageous stories about politics without official approval in latest terrifying way life in China is becoming like a Fark link
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(58)
 
(Inforum)
 
 
 
Fargo has problem with business sign that reads, "Ex wife sale: Duct tape, chainsaw, shovels"
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(62)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Gizmodo gives a hat tip to FARK for showing them about tipping TV's
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(1)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Not news: Man has his parents for dinner. Fark: With some fava beans and a nice chianti
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(68)
 


Thu August 07, 2014
(Some Food Nut)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Do you have a go-to chef/cookbook/website you often turn to as a favorite source for recipes, cooking methods, preparation tips, etc? Share the wealth of knowledge and give your fellow Farkers a new lease on cooking
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(224)
 
(Global Geopolitics)
 
 
 
We've absolutely no farking idea if you're one of 1.2 billion users who had their ID stolen by Russian hackers, but hey, we set up this new company where we'll let you know if your accounts appear in hacker databases for only $120 a year *wink*
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(38)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Obama is just like every other Fark submitter
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(41)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
The good news: we can cure Hepatitis-C with only 84 pills. The bad news: each pill is $84,000. The tragedy: that's enough to power Total Fark for 1,400 years
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(219)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 483: "Build it and They Will Come". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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(43)
 


Wed August 06, 2014
(WTKR)
 
 
 
News: Police called when woman found drunk and pantless. Fark: On her first day as a high school teacher. (With hot mug-shot goodness)
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(168)
 
(Dice)
 
 
 
Bad: Windows 8 gaining only a little market share. Fark: Windows 8 actively losing market-share. Farkest: People preferring Windows XP
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(131)
 
(The Verge)
 
 
 
How many farks do Americans give about net neutrality? 4,377
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(21)
 
(WTSP)
 
 
 
News: Clearwater Police find pot plants in a car at the scene of a burglary. Fark: Because said pot plants were actually sticking out of the window. With classic, collectable photo
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(32)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
News: AZ Secretary of State says that under state law, the name of a state senator who dropped dead while riding his horse over the weekend must stay on the ballot Fark: He was running unopposed
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(60)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Disney's profits are far from frozen
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(45)
 
(The Wrap)
 
 
 
Robert Redford to NY tax collectors: No, you get the million dollars if I get to fark you, it's not for you to fark me
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(46)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Wells Fargo, duly chastised and sincerely remorseful for its part in the housing and banking debacle, loosens its standards on jumbo mortgages
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(30)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Maybe News: Man gets prosthetic hand. FARK: It is made with cheap hardware store parts valued at less than $100
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(28)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
An historian once beloved by Conservatives far and wide now finds himself at the tips of their pitchforks and torches after he writes a book criticizing and exposing the shallow presidency of Ronald Reagan
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(93)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Sad: Your mom dies. Sadder: Something about her just doesn't look right at the funeral. FARK: The funeral home buried the wrong woman next to your father
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(39)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Today's Fark ready police quote: "On a sliding scale we think we may be looking at an idiot rather than an international terrorist"
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(60)
 


Tue August 05, 2014
(Badass Digest)
 
 
 
"This is a movie designed to pacify a nine year old. It's an assault of noise and stupidity that exists for the parent who doesn't want to give their kid another dose of ADD medication but wants them to shut the fark up"
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(170)
 
(WBAL-TV Baltimore)
 
 
 
Not news: Man maced in the face. Fark: Man maced in the face
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(83)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Cool: Archeology museum excavates 6,500 year old skeleton. Fark: from a closet full of forgotten junk in the museum
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(34)
 
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Not News: Bar sued for discrimination for not letting a gay guy in. Fark: A gay bar
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(123)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
How Nixon paved the way for "welfare queens", "star wars" and "denying anything about Nicaraguan death squads"
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(29)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Astronomers discover that we're in the Hot Sister galaxy, Marion Barry cracks up his car, and the joy of homophones: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 7/27 - 8/2
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(0)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Kid Rock says that he doesn't even farking know the farking people on either farking side of the farking Insane Clown Posse lawsuit, and he most certainly does not farking have their glass farking dildo
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(40)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Safes stolen from eiser-ef-edd-fod ... eiserteedflyby ... eisnermousehouse ... easterteddybearfood ... aw fark it, a big, fun summer festival in Wales
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(8)
 
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Five of the most persistent and widely-believed anti-government conspiracies in America, Fark Politics tab
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(59)
 
(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
We'll let this tagline speak for itself: "A farmer from Kansas has found a novel way of entertaining his cows - by serenading them with his trombone" (vid)
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(33)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Upside, the airline didn't lose your luggage. Downside, the luggage compartment was infested with maggots. (Bonus: No motherfarking Snakes on a Plane joke)
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(15)
 
(Barstool Sports)
 
 
 
Introducing a new American hero: James Taylor, a kid who threw a party in western Michigan that drew over 2,000 people and gives zero farks about the consequences saying he's going to do it again (w/video)
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(66)
 
(PsyPost)
 
 
 
Americans get their views on climate change primarily from... Congress. Welp, we're farked
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(113)
 


Mon August 04, 2014
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Good news for all Farkers out there with blossoming rap careers, as judge says your violent lyrics cannot be used as evidence against you in your first murder trial. Still no word from the bench about your Fark headlines though
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(34)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
Not news: Woman with "an overwhelming odor of alcoholic beverage emanating from her person" tries to steal a car. News: It was a cop car. Fark: ...with cops still in it
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(38)
 
(Journal News)
 
 
 
Six-year-old autistic boy drives his toy car onto the Bronx River Parkway, is immediately spotted since he was driving far better than anybody else on the Bronx River Parkway
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(29)
 
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Hunter Pence introduced to Fark thread during game
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(66)
 
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
In an attempt to keep Brett Farvre retired, the Packers are retiring his jersey
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(39)
 
(NFL)
 
 
 
I put on my robe & wizard hat and summon you to Fark Fantasy Football
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(112)
 
(Kare11)
 
 
 
Minnesota mayor forced out of office in a controversial move. Fark: Mayor was five years old
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(66)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
India crushes Team Canada at World Chess Olympiad, because Fark never has enough competitive chess news
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(50)
 
(Sports Media 101)
 
 
 
Not news: well-struck home run ball exits Fenway Park. FARK: clears Lansdowne Street and rolls across the roof of the building next door. (with aerial video)
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(22)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Grimes and McConnell share fancy verbal smackdowns at Fancy Farm picnic
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(38)
 
(Toledo News Now)
 
 
 
Toledo water crisis day three jubilee: the mayor says, "fark it go ahead and drink the water, farmers are bad, and our system sucks. Oh, and by the way we're going to raise your rates"
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(64)
 


Sun August 03, 2014
(KCTV5 Kansas City)
 
 
 
Not news: Two girls from Kansas hold a bake sale. News: With half the proceeds going to an animal shelter. Fark: And the other half going in to a fund to have a wedding for their dogs. And they do. Bonus: Their babysitter was the minister
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(45)
 
(12 News Now)
 
 
 
News: Newton County, Texas Sheriff Eddie Shannon turns himself in after a warrant for his arrest was issued. Fark: After threatening to shoot all the officials at a commissioners court meeting and saying he wouldn't investigate the shootings
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(41)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Farkers' daughter made a music video. What are your thoughts/snark?
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(61)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Welsh town of Llanelli hosting its sixth eiser-ef-edd-fod ... eiserteedflyby ... eisnermousehouse ... easterteddybearfood ... aw fark it, they're having a big, fun summer festival
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(8)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Standing room only sections on planes could result in lower fares. Most U.S. passengers immediately qualify to be reclassified as "cargo"
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(39)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The real reason Farkers hate Justin Bieber
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(100)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Local government taking too long to repair damaged road? Just rent a farmer's field and build your own toll road
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(33)
 
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Coming up at the top of the hour it's Livingston Stapler Company Presents. 2 hours of amazing music hosted live by a farker
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(243)
 


Sat August 02, 2014
(Examiner)
 
 
 
Blogger calls the office of Fark favorite Sheila Jackson Lee to get a comment regarding her prevarica...misspeak regarding articles of impeachment against Dubya and is promptly threatened with IRS action
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(217)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
So Cal Farkers: If you're looking for a best friend and a devoted companion please consider rescuing Sasha
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(16)
 
(KIRO TV)
 
 
 
All pumped up to see Guardians of the Galaxy now that you have an opening night ticket and you have your seat and popcorn ready? HA HA FARK YOU. Here's Rise of the Guardians instead
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(166)
 
(Toledo News Now)
 
 
 
Toledo area FARKers: WATER ADVISORY. Don't drink it, boil it, or even shower in it. Well, the last part is a stretch, but you never know. EVERYBODY PANIC
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(141)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Hello and welcome back to your late-summer episode of the Fark Weird News Quiz. Remember your answers, so you can do well on Wait Wait Don't Tell Me when it airs
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(20)
 


Fri August 01, 2014
(Vox)
 
 
 
If you're gonna get shot, it's better to be naked, presumably because it makes for a better Fark headline
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(13)
 
(Poughkeepsie Journal)
 
 
 
102-year-old man dies. Fark: crashing his ATV
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(58)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Mystery of the Siberian crater is solved, The earth farted
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(55)
 
(The Week UK)
 
 
 
Selfie = photo of myself. Usie = photo of us. Belfie = photo of my butt. Felfie = Fark, I really can't take much more of this
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(70)
 
(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Obvious: Grand Wizard of KKK chapter calls for the shooting of refugee children coming across the border. Fark: He's asking for black people to ally with the KKK to get this done
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(102)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark Around The World: EuroFark 2014 - Oct 3-5 - Prague, Czech Republic
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(17)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Eric Cantor, whose term isn't up until the new Congress gets sworn in in January, takes ball and goes home because fark you guys
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(131)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Old fart dies and leaves windfall to Fart club
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(28)
 
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Japanese farmer lynches Elmo doll, erects innovative scarecrow that will chase away all crows, all humans under 4
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(35)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Tucker Carlson gets ripped a brand-new orifice live on air by a news anchor who points out that his views on immigration violate the tenets of his own Christianity, and quotes the old and new testament to prove it. What the Fark: a FOX NEWS anchor
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(178)
 


Thu July 31, 2014
(Gawker)
 
 
 
The London Zoo is being investigated because naked drunken guests have repeatedly tried to enter animal enclosures during lucrative after-hours parties that are putting the animals' welfare in danger
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(50)
 
(Facebook)
 
 
 
My local animal shelter, the Animal Rescue League of Iowa, is 100 votes behind in a contest that will feed every animal in their shelter for 33 days Can the power of Fark push us over the top?
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(14)
 
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Women in China are banding together and showing a strong sense of solidarity. Fark: With selfies of their unshaven armpits
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(80)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Father of the year candidate takes his son to the zoo and records it for memories as he lets him climb over a safety barrier to pet a tiger. Since this is Fark you know what happened next
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(174)
 
(Some Food Nut)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Time to break out the steak prep to show off the goods. When it's time to do it up, how do you make a steak? Difficulty: Not a strip, T-bone, or ribeye
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(161)
 
(Vulture)
 
 
 
Fark parents: Here's the only cover of the Arthur theme song - "Wonderful Everyday: Arthur " that won't leave you tempted to jam needles into your ears like the last 53,284 times you heard the damn thing
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(42)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
How online phishers are 'farcing' your brains out
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(11)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
Someone has taken out all of the jokes from classic sitcoms because the world is far too happy right now
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(64)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Not news: workers upset after benevolent CEO pushed out of the job for his money-hungry cousin. News: workers stage a slowdown and encourage customers to boycott. Fark: it's working
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(57)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
"What crack cocaine teaches us about NSA reform" That we all have to be high as fark to think that anything will be done to fix the NSA?
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(12)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Live coverage of the lawn bowling finals at the Glasgow Commonwealth Games. Because Fark never has enough grass curling news
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(6)
 
(Some Southern Guy)
 
 
 
Fark y'all
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(225)
 
(KTUU Alaska)
 
 
 
Not news: Man decides to commit suicide. News: And has the gun in his mouth, ready to pull the trigger when his girlfriend hits him in the head with the butt of another gun. Fark: Making him accidentally pull the trigger shooting her instead
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(91)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 482: "Distant Horizons". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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(83)
 


Wed July 30, 2014
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Three, maybe four farkers will remember P.O.P., Pacific Ocean Park, the great amusement park pier in Santa Monica that opened in 58 and closed in 67. But those farkers? They're my homies
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(36)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Watch a cocoa farmer try chocolate for the first time
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(145)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
If you ever wanted your own military landing craft the Army is auctioning one off this week. Bidding is up to $45 (with pics of future Fark Party Barge)
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(81)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Tell us about your worst vacation story ever. Fark is here to listen
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(28)
 
(Entrepreneur)
 
 
 
Entrepreneur reviews successful digital communities and says FARK "is a great example of a community that has been able to maintain a cohesive identity as it's grown, unlike any other"
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(10)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Not news: Two women decide to walk across a 80-foot-high railroad bridge. News: When a train comes they both lie down in the middle of the tracks. Fark: And somehow survive but probably needed a change of underwear (with video)
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(100)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Someone has put together a supercut of every single time Samuel L. Jackson has said "mother-farker" on film. And if we have to tell you this is Not Safe For Work, you should just turn off your computer and quietly leave the Internet, never to return
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(27)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Topless ✔ Drunk in public ✔ Pants around ankles ✔ Yelling slurred words at police ✔ 'Wanna party with me?' mugshot ✔ Yep, just another normal day in Fark's favorite state
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(87)
 


Tue July 29, 2014
(The Sports Bank.net)
 
 
 
News: Nebraska Cornhuskers begin football season at Big 10 Media Day. Fark: the coach's cat also made the trip
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(16)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Scary: Woman kidnapped by her ex. Sad: Will be set free if she can get $25,000. Fark: And give the money to the police for bail
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(94)
 
(The Verge)
 
 
 
FARK YOU (COMMAND NOT RECOGNIZED) "You will continue to receive CAT FACTS text messages thanks to a douchebag who took a two-year old reddit prank and turned into a text message spammer app." SHUT THE HELL UP "Thanks for using CAT FACTS"
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(56)
 


Mon July 28, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Silly White Girl or: How I learned that I am useless at foreign aid and love staying the fark away so professionals can work
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(166)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Congress acts with due haste to bring back days of $1* airfare
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(61)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The announcement of Sarah Palin's new channel brought out the snark on Twitter, as people came up with their own Palin-ized TV shows. Can you Farkers do any better?
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(649)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Here is the only negative review of Guardians of the Galaxy (so far), but what's even stranger is this critic claims Marvel movies are built on "an unshakeable foundation of self-seriousness"
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(84)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
World Fark Party IV - Chicago, Illinois: October 3 - October 5
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(376)
 
(The Week UK)
 
 
 
Help... Drowning in Meow Chat... Invites. *Gulp*... Don't even... know what... the Fark... Meow Chat... is
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(44)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
The joy of sects, tyrannosaur gangs, and feathered little bags of shiat: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 7/20 - 7/26
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(2)
 
(Squarespace)
 
 
 
Please check out our podcast. The latest one is our best so far. We're just getting started so please go easy. Itunes store link in teh first post
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(17)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Bull semen collector says it's a tricky and dangerous job. "We know just by reading an animal, how far we can push things"
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(86)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Not news: Dog chases cat. News: Dog gets his leg caught in long grass on council-owned land and slips a disc. FARK: Dog's owner sues council for £5,000
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(63)
 


Sun July 27, 2014
(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop Invitational for classic Farkers (5 year members or longer). Submit one of your favorite Photoshop posts from 2009 or earlier
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(139)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
In the future, you will submit funnier Fark headlines via your mind
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(13)
 
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Coming up at the top of the hour from Juneau, Alaska, it's once again time for Livingston Stapler Company Presents. 2 hours of live music hosted by a farker
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(312)
 


Sat July 26, 2014
(Queerty)
 
 
 
Pastor claims gay people are possessed by "fart demons" that can drive pigs to suicide
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(191)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Full scale Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' Pizza Thrower actually works, throwing pizzas fast and far enough to actually hurt people with dough, cheese, and pepperoni projectiles
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(14)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Not news: A New York man is suing Starbucks. News: Claiming the staff put heroin and Ambien in his Oprah Chai tea. Fark: six months before they even started serving Oprah Chai tea
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(138)
 
(American Thinker)
 
 
 
Single stupidest thing ever posted on Fark
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(436)
 
(Past Horizons Archaeology)
 
 
 
NEWS: Scientists find an ancient settlement in Sudan. FARK: It's 70,000 years old
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(90)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Not news: The Myrtle Beach Pelicans' general manager Andy Milovich makes a bet. News: And loses. Fark: Forcing him to get a prostate exam while singing 'Take Me Out to the Ballgame' which was broadcasted to 6,600 people on game night
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(5)
 


Fri July 25, 2014
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Not News: Insurance refuses to buy 6 year old a prosthetic arm. News: Engineering students decide to build him one. FARK: Boy now has new bionic arm. It cost $350.00 to build. And the students just put the design into the public domain - for free
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(152)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Clear your desks, still your mind, finish the bottle and hide from the boss: it's time for the Fark Quiz. Fortified with vitamins, minerals, and enough booze to kill a Canadian unicorn
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(34)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Coming this Fall-- one of the year's most anticipated sequels-- "Government Shutdown 2: Fark You Boehner Oh So Much"
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(95)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
One for the "Holy Farking hell" file: "They were going into places like the anal area, the vaginal area, the pubic area of the males," Doris Kennard said. "That's where they would get in"
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(100)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Not news: Man gets pulled over. News: And calls 911 to report a fake murder happening nearby to try and get out of getting a citation. Fark: Which upgrades a $209 speeding fine to a third-degree felony charge
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(31)
 


Thu July 24, 2014
(Some Food Nut)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Crockpots revisited - What new recipes or tweaks have you tried out to make a good family meal without a lot of fuss? Are your classics too good to change? Make sure to share the wealth to the right
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(180)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Even Ukraine's Prime Minister thinks they're farked
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(20)
 
(Vimeo)
 
 
 
In celebration of Detroit's birthday Farkers Ticker and Entropy put together this little video and it's pretty damn good. Happy 313th. Keep on keepin on
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(31)
 
(Baristanet)
 
 
 
News: Dog shot in encounter with cop. Fark: Cop shot in encounter with dog
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(33)
 
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
The government finally cracks down on stanced and hellaflush cars. Fark: The Quebec government
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(93)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Sad news for Zonie Farkers - Wallace of "Wallace and Ladmo," the longest-running live children's show in television history, has gone to that big Ladmo Bag in the sky
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(45)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 481: "The Path Less Taken 2". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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(101)
 


Wed July 23, 2014
(Smatterist)
 
 
 
Not News: 11 odd and ridiculous female products. Fark: Sears 1908 catalog. Great-great grandma had it going on
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(12)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Robert Downey Jr is too expensive for 'Iron Man 4'. Enter, Colin Farrell
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(195)
 
(Stanford University)
 
 
 
Researchers discover that the voices you hear while hallucinating are dependent on your culture. Farkers hear slurred voices wondering where the bottle opener went
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(52)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
2nd Annual Farks In The Wild at the Buffalo Zoo. July 23, 6pm - SOLD OUT - After Zoo Info
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(73)
 


Tue July 22, 2014
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Le pew: Man builds 'biggest fart machine ever,' plans to destroy France with it
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(56)
 
(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Let's see if Fark can make a 5-year-old boy with inoperable brain cancer feel better on his birthday
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(12)
 
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
News: Man critically injured after being run over by street sweeper. Fark: He was the driver
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(20)
 
(ESPN F1)
 
 
 
After being declared the cause of a massive collision in the German Grand Prix, Felipe Massa apologizes. Just kidding, he says everyone drives too farking fast and back in his day morans knew when to STFU
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(22)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Bad: Yankees make 5 errors. Worse: 3 by the pitcher. FARK: Twice throwing to 1st base
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(36)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Not news: Woman decides to go to the mall. News: While drunk and with the 5-year-old boy she is watching. Fark: She yells at paramedics, told the officer she was just "looking for her car," stumbled in to the road with the boy and spit at an officer
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(13)
 
(The Week UK)
 
 
 
Not news: New far-right British Nationalist Party leader was once banned from being a teacher. News: For life. Fark: For trying to run over children
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(40)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Odd news: man assaults bar patrons with hatchet. Fark: Man's name is Shelby Mustang GT500 Miller ("Mustang GT500" is my middle name)
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(16)
 
(Page Six)
 
 
 
I was just wondering if anyone knows what the fark is going on with Ben Stein and when did he become such a strange creeper?
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(112)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Open Table names 30 best BBQ restaurants and, well, bless their poor, dear, sweet little hearts, they do try so very, very hard. (Southern FARKers: uninstall this app if you have it. These people are obviously idiots.)
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(432)
 


Mon July 21, 2014
(eTeknix)
 
 
 
Western Digital introduces 6 TB hard drives. Still no match for the average Farker's porn collection
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(97)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Fargo gets renewed for a second season, doncha know
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(56)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Nickel back sucks, Germans get off by Gotze, and murderous amoeba: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 7/13 - 7/19
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(0)
 
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Not news: being racially discriminated against at your job. Fark: being racially discriminated against at your industrial disaster
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(24)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Not news: 22,000 show up for a game at Safeco Field in Seattle. News: For a softball game. Fark: Kobe Bryant went yard
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(14)
 
(West Sussex Today)
 
 
 
Petty: A mother and a woman at a supermarket argue over the woman's refusal to apologize after bumping toddler with walker. Stupid: Woman threatens a "slow and painful death." Fark: The threats were to the toddler
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(102)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"Cannibalism fetish nurse guilty of trying to meet girl." None. None more Fark
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(85)
 
(Newsmax Health)
 
 
 
Ever wonder why Farkers have lower chances of having osteoporosis, arthritis, heart attack and stroke, kidney stones, cancer causing carcinogens, dementia, and diabetes? Four letters. Here comes the science
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(25)
 
(First Coast News)
 
 
 
First they came for the chickensuit sign spinners, and I did not speak out, because I was not a chickensuit sign spinner: "You can't forget about the little guy who has served his country who has limited economic opportunity as far as employment"
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(51)
 


Sun July 20, 2014
(Decatur Herald-Review)
 
 
 
Herald-Review uses FARK's ironically accurate headline as their basis for a story summing up an entire generation of music
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(1)
 
(The Big Guy)
 
 
 
Not news: Farker Mactheknife is raising funds to launch a new community radio station. News: his group's received FCC approval. Fark: and they've granted it the call sign "WKRP"
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(18)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
If "Weird Al" were really a Farker, his newest video would just be called "/CSB"
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(68)
 
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Portland unveils plan to use bicycles to deliver supplies after Cascadia earthquake destroys bridges and roads. FARK: They are evidently serious
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(176)
 
(Spaceship)
 
 
 
The documentary that we Farkers knew was coming
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(24)
 
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Not news: Pregnant woman is attacked. News: By almost a dozen robbers, three girls and seven boys between the ages of 17-20 while waiting at a bus stop. Fark: All the robbers were wearing bathing suits
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(66)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Fark test: How many seconds can you stand this "music video"? Thirty seconds and you're pretty amazing
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(91)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-ready headline: BNP Youth leader criticises own 'gay' dog on Facebook for 'challenging his principles'
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(77)
 


Sat July 19, 2014
(Gawker)
 
 
 
News: Man changes flying plans at the last minute, avoids boarding doomed flight MH370. Fark: Man changes flying plans again at the last minute, avoids boarding doomed flight MH17
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(69)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Obvious: Fighting breaks out over Gaza. WTFark: In Calgary?
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(69)
 
(Digg)
 
 
 
Wanna see a compilation of kids saying "fark" in the movies? No, not "fark," "fark." No... kids saying "fark." Stupid farking fark filter. fark
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(44)
 
(Flavorwire)
 
 
 
Do you like Cormac McCarthys books said the submitter. I don't know some of them are ok said the Farker. Well heres a list of the five best said the submitter
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(69)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Shortage of wool causes prices to rise 11 percent in one month. That's not just some yarn the sheep farmers are spinning
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(17)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Ball girl at Fenway Park makes a nice play. Fark: On a fair ball
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(31)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
3rd Annual Orange County Fark Party, July 19th, 7pm
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(98)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Starbucks opens its first store in Colombia. Coffee bean farmers can now pay $5 for a cup of coffee made with the beans they were paid five cents a day to pick
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(54)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
End of week: check. Pants off: check. Phone is off the hook to avoid pesky clients: check. Fark Weird News Quiz:
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(19)
 


Fri July 18, 2014
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Not news: Man leads police on 80mph chase on two flat tires. News: Hits a pole, some decorative landscaping and pilings. Fark: The man was still drunk four hours after the crash
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(32)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
News: Temps in Britain to top 89°F during heatwave. Fark: Leading to warnings that HUNDREDS could die
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(213)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Good news: the black box from the shot down flight has been found. Fark: by the rebels, who promptly sent it to Moscow for a thorough independent investigation
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(219)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
"Malaysia Airlines Flight MH17: What we know so far"
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(126)
 
(Seacoastonline.com)
 
 
 
Fired CEO is so well-liked by his employees that they threaten to strike or even quit unless he is reinstated. That's not how class warfare is supposed to work
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Thu July 17, 2014
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: What do you grow for fresh ingredients at home? Do you have a local U-PICK farm to get the freshest produce? And fess up, how much of what you pick actually makes it home to be put into a dish?
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Humans already use way, way more than 10% of their brain. Note: This offer not valid in Fark politics tab
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(56)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Tesla decides to call its third car the Model 3, instead of the Model E. Fark: Because Ford apparently owns the rights to the letter E, WTF?
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(34)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Fark's favorite state finally comes in #1 on a list that doesn't have the words meth, cocaine, drugs, DUI, DWI, public nudity, Disney psychosis, cradle robbing, sugar baby or daddy, bestiality or incest
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Hot? Check. Redheads? Check. Twins into kinky sex? Double check. Arrested for prostitution at La Quinta Inn & Suites adjacent to the Crabtree Valley Mall? Well, this is Fark (Not safe for work)
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 480: "Money Shots 2". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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(23)
 


Wed July 16, 2014
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Congress passes a meaningful bill. Fark: unanimous vote in Senate
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(63)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Scottish farmer has spent £5,000 on CCTV to protect his new flock of sheep, plans to make his money back by selling the camera feed to lonely farmers
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(Opposing Views)
 
 
 
Not News: 1-year-old catches something at daycare. Fark: Herpes
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(80)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Apparently, the idea of an abusive, foul-mouthed teddy bear was not Seth MacFarlane's original idea, as he's now being sued by someone with an animated web series about a foul-mouthed, abusive teddy bear
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(National Journal)
 
 
 
So here's the form unaccompanied minors have to fill out if they want asylum in the US, apparently designed by the Vogon Ministry Of Making Things Pointlessly Obtuse Because Fark You
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(77)
 
(Kickstarter)
 
 
 
Farker has a Kickstarter project that will help you stop missing bonus scenes after the credits in movies. Why fund potato salad when this is so much better
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(15)
 
(Kottke)
 
 
 
An animated day in the life of a New York taxi, showing where individual NYC taxis picked up and dropped off their fares. It's more compelling than it sounds
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
FBI warns that new driverless cars could be used as mobile, remote-controlled weapons by terrorists and that no farmer's market in America can be considered safe
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(Major League Baseball)
 
Video
 
Say what you want about the All-Star Game, but they got the final farewell to Derek Jeter just right
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(Nine MSN)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: "I mortgaged my house to lengthen my penis"
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(66)
 


Tue July 15, 2014
(WISN Milwaukee)
 
 
 
News: 9-year-old and 4-year-old steal car, go on joyride. Fark: For the second time in a month
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(34)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
WHO says HIV infections are rising among gay men. I don't know. THIRD BASE. Though they probably shouldn't go that far with all these HIV infections popping up everywhere
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Aphrodisiac apples, all four Jesuses recaptured, and Brazilians waxed: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 7/6 - 7/12
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(Fark)
 
 
 
I'm a traveling farker at a hotel in Little Rock, drinking a beer off the balcony of the hotel with several other guests, watching mice run amok in a hoarder's car. Should I call the health department?
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