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500 headlines found matching 'far'
Fri September 04, 2015
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Fark)
 
 
 
Clear your desks, take out your pencils, finish your beer, and remove your pants: It's time for the Fark Weird News Quiz
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(21)
 
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Farking BB-8 droids. How do they work?
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(27)
 
(Clarion-Ledger)
 
 
 
Follow up on Farker Joe8122 (Farker who lost his son a few years ago). Fark mention too
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(19)
 
(Public Library of Science)
 
 
 
Meta-analysis of GMO funded by EU shows GM technology adoption has reduced chemical pesticide use by 37%, increased crop yields by 22%, and increased farmer profits by 68%
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(70)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Okay Hungary. Fark you. We'll walk
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(91)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Weekday/weekend warriors... It's time for the Friday Fark Gaming thread. What are you playing? What are you waiting for? What games do you think need more attention from your fellow Farkers? Let us know
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(212)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Impromptu Chicago Fark Party - Friday 4SEP, 7pm - The Bedford in WIcker Park
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(26)
 


Thu September 03, 2015
(Napa Valley Register)
 
 
 
Guy arrested for giving beer to 1 year old at birthday party, causing him to vomit. Fark: No alcohol detected in child's system. So, no harm, no foul, then?
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(135)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
What's the difference between a small rodent and a fark handle? One's coming to town and I forget the rest but Twin Cities Fark Party. September 17th
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(71)
 
(NFL)
 
 
 
It's the last game of the preseason, with cuts and real football looming large. If you're watching the NFL tonight, you're either a scout, gambling addict, or Farker. This is YOUR preseason game four thread as the action kicks off at 7 pm EST
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(506)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
While Obama delicately cycles around the White House reflecting pool in his recumbent penny-farthing, Putin spends his afternoons crushing his delts and blasting his traps, achieving PRs and buff striations (w/ pics for the ladies and Republicans)
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(74)
 
(Harbor Island Beer Festival)
 
 
 
Hey NYC and CT farkers. Come to the Harbor Island beer festival on October 3rd, 12-5PM
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(40)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Biden: "I'm not a populist, but that Bernie Sanders. He's doing a helluva job." I'm no Fark submitter, but those admins. They're doing a helluva jo-oh crap, the politics queue shiat the bed again
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(162)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Ruben Tejada hits an inside-the-park home run after Domonic Brown flips the fark out
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(16)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Cool beans: WWII London bomb shelters re-purposed as high tech farms that use LEDs, no pesticides, need 70 percent less water than growing plants in open fields, uses less energy than a greenhouse and produce 1.3 million pounds of produce a year
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(44)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 539: "Mosquitoes and Camp Fires" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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(41)
 


Wed September 02, 2015
(KLTV Tyler)
 
 
 
Parents sue to stop their child's gender reassignment surgery. Fark: She's 48 years old
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(410)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Survey finds violent baby names are on the rise in America, such as Trigger, Shooter, Caliber, and Magnum. Can Boom Headshot and Sucking Chestwound be far behind?
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(189)
 
(US News)
 
 
 
You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons
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(43)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Eugene Volokh tells us what Scalia thinks of Kim Davis, even though Scalia has said fark-all about her
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(367)
 
(Want China Times)
 
 
 
'Celebrity' salamander weighing 40kg discovered to be living like a one-percenter, has disdain for welfare recipients living on free fish handouts
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(23)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Do you go on writing benders, spending hours writing and totally forget the time? Do you write in short spurts? Do you just sit down and write, never looking back once you stop? THIS is your Fark Writer's Thread: "Just one more sentence" edition
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(40)
 


Tue September 01, 2015
(MIT Technology Review)
 
 
 
Transplant surgeons begin using machine that reanimates hearts after death, raises ethical issues. With HOLY FARK IT LIVES demonstration
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(74)
 
(Collider)
 
 
 
Daniel Craig describes James Bond's sex life as "sad", has clearly never met any farkers
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(80)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Responsible gun owner near Phoenix making travel on I-10 more exciting. Watch out you Southwestern Farkers
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(124)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Netflix culls thousands of movies from catalog, citing obscure "we already have your money, so fark you" clause
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(250)
 


Mon August 31, 2015
(Slate)
 
 
 
Farker and professional astronomer Phil Plait aka 'The Bad Astronomer' explains the current impact of global warming
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(111)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Now available in pumpkin spice flavor
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(28)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
FEMA/HUD to Sandy victims: And now we're going to take your relief money back under our new Because Fark You provisions
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(32)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Diamond heist from FOЯT КИOЖ, gross, disease-ridden creatures return to Burning Man now that bugs are gone, and Orange is the new Tentacle: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 8/23 - 8/29
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(0)
 
(Foreign Affairs)
 
 
 
We've been throwing money at Pakistan since Nixon's day, and in exchange they fund terrorists and fark us over in general. It's not like they're sitting on a mess of oil, so how's about we maybe stop?
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(68)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
San Pedro Fishy Fark Party Sept 26th, 6pm
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(39)
 


Sun August 30, 2015
(Slate)
 
 
 
And the best internet service provider in the United States is... hey, sit the fark down, Comcast
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(38)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
How low will the Miley Cyrus go? Will the nation hit peak Taylor Swift? Will anyone watch, if only to see how far the music industry has fallen since 1995? Find out at 9PM ET. It's your VMA Discussion Thread
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(103)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
SAVE THE DATE: EuroFark 2015 - Dublin, Ireland - Oct. 9-11
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(30)
 
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Coming up at the top of the hour (9 pm AKDT/10 pm PDT), it's Livingston Stapler Company Presents. Two hours of music from Juneau, Alaska hosted live by a farker
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(378)
 


Sat August 29, 2015
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
I've had it with these motherfarkin zombies on this motherfarkin plane
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(30)
 
(Grantland)
 
 
 
MLB has been trying to buy twins.com for years, to no avail ... all because of the bond between two very stubborn twins. Fark: Who also are big Twins fans
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(22)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Let's fire up the Fark Wayback Machine and revisit the Katrina discussion thread on this tenth anniversary of the storm making landfall. First post: "It's a hurricane"
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(163)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
OMG, Iran built a small building at a military base, OMG WTF BBQ. WAR IS ON, JESUS fark, Christ, it's on, Obama lied, sweet farking Christ we're all gonna die like the Jews omg
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(72)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Remember those super cheap American Airline fares that some lucky customers nabbed last week due to a glitch in its booking system? Well, American Airlines now says - 'Welcome aboard'
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(26)
 


Fri August 28, 2015
(YouTube)
 
 
 
A Farker's good friend, former colleague, and concept artist, Nate Temple, passed away suddenly. Link goes to a time-lapse video of him creating and narrating a concept for a game. His skill was amazing and the world is worse off for his loss
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(35)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
I'd be lying if I said Hillary could easily overcome the "liar" factor, but then again, she'd be lying anyway because we're all lying about something in some way. Just like I lied when I said I got this headline on Fark's Politics Tab
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(186)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
HP to Enterprise Services employees: Because fark you, that's why
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(51)
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Remember having an Ant Farm in your bedroom when you were a kid? This is just like that, but instead of ants it's bees
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(18)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ It's time for the Fark Friday Gaming Thread... What have you been playing? What game(s) are you waiting for? This week subby put almost 20h into the original Pool of Radiance. (Thanks GOG)
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(311)
 


Thu August 27, 2015
(Vimeo)
 
Video
 
Ultrafarker Wookiemonster put together a lighthearted video about his town being annihilated by Hurricane Katrina, Containing clips from "Mr. Show," "Stone Cold," "Neighbors" and "Escape from New York"
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(8)
 
(Some Food Nut)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Milkshake vs Smoothie.. Which drinkable treat wins? Give us your best combination for something healthy, something decadent, or both
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(154)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Remote hermitage now accepting applications for hermit. Note that this is presented for informational purposes only, as they require someone 'pure in spirit' and well, this is Fark
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(41)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
He was one bad-ass mother farker: Frank E. Petersen Jr., who fought oppressive racism to become the first black aviator and the first black general in the Marine Corps has died at age 83
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(28)
 
(NFL)
 
 
 
Week 3 of the preseason kicks off tomorrow. Meaning most Fark Fantasy Leagues will be drafting in earnest next week. Are you looking for a team or is your league looking for a few Farkers? Then look here
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(45)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
George Zimmerman, Fark's favorite ground-stander, tweeted his opinion of yesterday's shooting in Virginia with the quiet dignity and grace we've come to expect of him
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(380)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 538: "Bird's the Word" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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(80)
 


Wed August 26, 2015
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
The Seattle Times thinks that this FARK headline is a real pick-off: "Chicago Bears unveil George Halas statue, which is immediately signed to help out the Bears' secondary"
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(0)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Oh shiat, I forgot today's writers thread. Do you self impose deadlines or you have a better, smarter editor helping you. This is your Fark Writer's thread "oh god, I'm never finishing this novel" edition
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(23)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Science can now predict how likely a man is to murder his wife, and get the fark away from those kitchen knives, you sick freak
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(45)
 
(TropicWx Hurricane Page)
 
 
 
From a New Orleans Farker on the 10th anniversary of Katrina: Thank you
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(95)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
These tits are less stressed when they are far away from the red light district
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(12)
 


Tue August 25, 2015
(Route 66 News)
 
 
 
Not news: Pothole in road. Fark: Road in pothole. Bonus: Not Florida. Double bonus: Route 66
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(9)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Just remember, if you are tempted to enter "staff member farked up as usual" on to a client's discount receipt, just make sure you do it in a country with a sense of humor
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(45)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Lion near where Cecil lives decides not to wait for the inevitable, attacks and kills guide before he can be killed. Begun the safari wars have
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(103)
 
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Popular high school football coach does rap videos on the side, telling how it was growing up with gangs and drug dealers moving merch out of ice cream trucks. School gets wind of the videos and ... this is Fark, you know how it is
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(81)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Fark's favorite computer security expert: The Ashley Madison hack was an inside job done by a lone-wolf female employee with an axe to grind
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(182)
 
(The Nanfang)
 
 
 
Woman stopped by security at Beijing Airport, makes Farkers everywhere proud
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(34)
 
(Fox2 Detroit)
 
 
 
Not news: Pothole in Detroit road. Kinda news: It's huge, and has been there for years. Fark: Neighbors turn it into a fishing hole
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(30)
 


Mon August 24, 2015
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Will Jon Stewart explain his shocking swerve? Will there be a Sting sighting? Are we running out of farks to give for the Diva Revolution? One more time, live from Brooklyn, this is your post-SUUUUPERSLAM Raw thread (8 p.m. EDT)
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(1646)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Hypocrites, schadenfreude and fahrvergnügen
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(11)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Bad: A stranger steals your picture off the internet and uses it for their online dating profile. Fark: Josh Duggar steals your picture off the internet and uses it for his online dating profile
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(75)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Guatemalan children forced to work at Ohio egg farm were not allowed to free range
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(78)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
How long will the Tea Party continue holding on to the false beliefs of Ayn Rand, whom they conveniently forget was not part of the 1% but, rather, a welfare queen in her waning days?
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(132)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Jared Fogle pleads guilty to getting into smaller pants, Jesus paves, and we'll always have Paris: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 8/16 - 8/22
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(1)
 
(9 News)
 
 
 
Mexicans get a dinner check with "you farking Mexicans" printed on it. Fark: in a Mexican restaurant owned and operated by Mexicans
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(140)
 


Sun August 23, 2015
(My Fox Memphis)
 
 
 
School district says "Fark this," bans all flags. Betsy Ross weeps
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(203)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Not News: Fox News hosts go ballistic over a flag ban. Fark: All the flags. Ultra WTFark: Because it's yet another attempt at suppressing patriotism
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(190)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Lettuce is useless: It's a vehicle to transport refrigerated water from farm to dinner table
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(177)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
President Carson would order American citizens deported and military strikes on Mexican caves because fark bats
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(150)
 
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Coming to you from Juneau, Alaska, it's once again time for Livingston Stapler Company Presents. Two hours of music hosted live by a farker (9 pm AKDT/10 pm PDT)
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(252)
 


Sat August 22, 2015
(NFL)
 
 
 
It's NFL preseason football, week 2, Saturday night edition. We have seven early games on tap, the earliest starting at 7 pm EDT, followed one late game at 10 pm EDT on NFL Network. This is your Fark live discussion thread
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(556)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Meet the heroes who were sick of that motherfarking terrorist on that motherfarking train
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(204)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Not news: cycling. Still not news: cycling with a GoPro on your helmet. Sorta news: cycling in Bosnia with a GoPro on your helmet. Fark: cycling in Bosnia with a GoPro on your helmet down the decaying bobsled track from the 1984 Olympics
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(20)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Japan to build fully automated lettuce factory by 2016 that will robotically produce 30,000 heads per day, because ... well, certainly not because you demanded more farking lettuce
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(28)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
In deconstructing how Trump is no longer a joke, it is revealed that Matt Taibbi HAS to be a Farker
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(123)
 


Fri August 21, 2015
(Fark)
 
 
 
It's Friday afternoon, time for the memory test to see if you actually read anything besides the headlines this week. It's the Fark Quiz
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(34)
 
(Gizmodo UK)
 
 
 
What would happen if a massive solar storm hit the Earth full-on? Well, you wouldn't be reading Fark that day for one
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(42)
 
(Grist)
 
 
 
A fascinating look inside the Unist'ot'en Camp, home to Canadian environmental protesters who, thus far, have confounded authorities and gas companies alike
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(29)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Patti Smith sings a farewell tune for the odd Adult Swim cartoon Aqua Teen Hunger Force
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(51)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Against all odds, Donald Trump is still at the top of the GOP heap, and it appears nothing can dislodge him from the top, and media and political pundits are concerned because they have no clue how the farce will end
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(457)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
When is milk not really milk? And yes, there's a reason Fark has a "Florida" tag
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(94)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Tricks on how to avoid the characteristics of a Total Farker, maintaining the Adonis-like features of your average dirty liter
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(16)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Put aside that office work, it's time for the Friday Fark gaming thread. What are you playing? What deals have you come across? Link goes to GOG which, as of yesterday, now sells ALL the old Forgotten Realms games
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(79)
 


Thu August 20, 2015
(9 News)
 
 
 
Five-hour long line forms at 6:00 a.m. to see Corpse Flower, which is not the name of the latest death metal band. Fark: early birds complain that it doesn't smell bad enough
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(20)
 
(Mint Press News)
 
 
 
Police SWAT raid an organic farm after tomato plants mistaken for marijuana
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(105)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: 3 year anniversary edition. We talk about food so much you'd think it was an important part of life.. So what have the food threads brought to you? New favorite dishes or favorite tips you've learned.. Share to the right
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(48)
 
(Tech Dirt)
 
 
 
Next up, regionally locked toner cartridges "to serve customers better." Fark needs a greed tag
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(31)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
The 2016 GOP sideshow continues as Donald Trump trades insults with Jeb Bush at a townhall, neither of whom can believe it's gone this far
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(29)
 
(Irish Mirror)
 
 
 
Treasure hunter "just living the dream" hauls up 350 gold coins worth $4.5 million from Spanish galleon in shallow waters off Vero Beach, Florida. Fark: He's under contract and doesn't do it for the money
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(25)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Scary big brown bear gets run over by a Jeep, then "OH FARK FARK FARK FARK" ensues
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(64)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 537: "Cosplay and Steampunk" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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(31)
 


Wed August 19, 2015
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Farking magnets, how do they change our lives?
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(15)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
Video
 
In case you were wondering if Jackie Chan has still "got it", the answer is yes. And by "got it" I mean he is still able to beat the fark out of us in a fun/acrobatic way
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(37)
 
(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
More NCWTS midweek evening truck racing action? Why the fark not. It's the UNOH 200 from Bristol (8:00PM ET, Fox Sports 1)
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(229)
 
(Fairbanks Daily Newsminer)
 
 
 
A man drunk and high on drugs decides to take a little joyride. Fark: In a forklift
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(27)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark at the Fair Oct 17, noon 'til the State Fair of Texas closes
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(22)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Who's to blame for the destruction of the middle class? Every one of you Farkers
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(151)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Some people lack the capacity to recognize emotions like joy, sorrow and love, even without spending time on Fark
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(21)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
What was the first thing you wrote for fun? Are you still working on it? It was sappy love poems to the girl in front of you in English, wasn't it? Oh....it was only me that did that? THIS is your Fark Writer's Thread "Embarrassing story" edition
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(50)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Want to quit smoking? Click the link and look at what you spent. Subby has around $100k spent so far
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(12)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
New children's book uses psychology tricks to get your kids to GO THE FARK TO SLEEP
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(60)
 


Tue August 18, 2015
(Libsyn)
 
 
 
Why nine years old is a terrible age for a kid, the dark side of Thomas the Tank Engine, and why smart aliens would invade England rather than the United States: it's the Farkcast
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(16)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: It's made of people
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(13)
 
(Today)
 
 
 
British man hits the airline traveling jackpot - as he's the ONLY passenger on an international flight. FARK - He still decides to sit in economy class
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(41)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Donald Trump is so far ahead of the rest of the GOP field that no one knows what the hell to do to stop the charade
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(482)
 


Mon August 17, 2015
(Couple of Acres)
 
 
 
Photoshop this farmer (30)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Hipster dad who was reporting on indie music, urban farming, craft beer and bike culture before they were cool discusses what he should show his beloved children Zeke and Clementine at Indiana State Fair
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(26)
 
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
A concert by the band Great White, at a farm that was the scene of a fatal hayride incident last year, was cancelled due to a power outage. Which was probably a lucky break for the audience, all things considered
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(64)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Oswald's gravestone will be returned back...and to the left, Oscar Pistorius' cattle grid, and Barry Bonds finds a sport where there's absolutely no doping: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 8/9 - 8/15
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(5)
 
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Grand Duchess Hillary beseeches the youth of her far-flung empire to come work for her and be paid in coffee
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(129)
 


Sun August 16, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Farmer's Almanac predicts a long, cold winter for the United States this year. Better bundle up now
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(116)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Discarded celebrity waxworks find new lives in Ohio's BibleWalk museum. Come for John Travolta as King Solomon, make a run for the exit when you get to Tom Cruise as Jesus. Special Fark Bonus: museum director's hairdo
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(72)
 
(Flix 66)
 
 
 
Straight Outta Compton says fark the competition, takes the #1 spot at the box office with $59 million, easily defeating newcomer The Man From UNCLE, which bombed at #3 with $13.6 million. And Fantastic Four has thudded to #4 with $8.2 mllion
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(160)
 


Sat August 15, 2015
(NFL)
 
 
 
In the NFL's quest to have football on every night of the week, it's Saturday Night NFL preseason football, with Buccaneers at Vikings or 49ers at Texans at 8pm EDT, and Chiefs at Cardinals at 9 pm. This is your Fark live discussion thread
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(217)
 
(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Alligator hunting season begins in Fark's favorite state today; stories about idiots getting attacked by gators also begins today
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(17)
 
(Collider)
 
 
 
Now the studios are just farking with us
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(59)
 
(Entertainment.ie)
 
 
 
Not News: Airport security confiscates a gun, claiming it poses a security risk. News: From a toddler. Fark: It was a toy 'Minion Fart Gun'
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(108)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
On this date in 1969, 400,000 kids visited a farm in upstate New York. 12 million people eventually claim they were there
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(48)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
4th Annual Orange County Fark Party, August 15th, 8pm
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(87)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
News: Regatta draws thousands of people each year to the Todd River in Australia. Fark: the river has no water
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(12)
 


Fri August 14, 2015
(Fark)
 
 
 
It's all the things you like about Friday: payday, end of the week, and seeing how many Fark stories you can remember. It's the Fark Weird News Quiz
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(13)
 
(NFL)
 
 
 
Week 1 of NFL preseason, beginning with Titans/Falcons or Panthers/Bills at 7 pm EDT, and Giants/Bengals or Steelers/Jaguars at 7:30, followed at 10 pm EDT with either Rams/Raiders or Broncos/Seahawks. This is your Fark live discussion thread
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(554)
 
(MIT Technology Review)
 
 
 
Injecting human DNA into nonhuman organisms may be nothing new, but now scientists are doing it to pigs instead of sheep to create new livers for Farkers
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(27)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Rod Stewart tells fans to wear Celtic tops to Gordon Ramsay's pub because fark Gordon Ramsay
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(22)
 
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
"Lack of ultimate meaning in life" associated with alcohol abuse, drug addiction, mental illness, inordinate number of Fark greenlights
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(86)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Crack open a cold one and hide your wallet... It's the weekly Friday Fark gaming thread. What are you playing? Are you trying to knock games off your "Never Finished" list? Subby just (finally) finished Kings Quest I
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(305)
 


Thu August 13, 2015
(NFL)
 
 
 
It's NFL Preseason, week 1, Thursday Night Football Edition. First slate of games at 7:30 EDT on NFL Network, followed by a national game, Cowboys at Chargers at 10:00 EDT, on both the NFL Network and CBS. This is your Fark live discussion thread
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(810)
 
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Legislator who works at farm accused of animal abuse introduced a bill making it illegal to report animal abuse
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(51)
 
(MyRecipes)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: What's your favorite all-in-one dish to serve up for family and friends? Difficulty: beer may be part of a recipe but cannot be the entire answer
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(108)
 
(Libsyn)
 
 
 
How the media plays you like a fiddle, Pink Floyd parking at a Salvation Army soup kitchen, and the exhausting politics of constant outrage: it's the Farkcast
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(6)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Bad: swimming at the beach and being bitten by a dog. Worse: dog bite is in the groin. Fark: Man discovers the hard way that a penis can be "de-gloved"
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(87)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
From Fark's "Where are they now?" Department: Whatever happened to David Cassidy? More than you might think
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(43)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
You can now vote for which Xbox 360 games can be backwards compatible on Xbox One. Now go, mighty Farker, and resurect Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon from video game obsolesence
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(65)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Buffalo hospital prepares for baby boom nine months after storm. Officials say they hadn't seen this many Buffalo residents farked since Scott Norwood's final kick in Super Bowl XXV
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(32)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 536: "Tabletop Gaming" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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(31)
 


Wed August 12, 2015
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Photoshop Challenge: Design a mascot for Fark U
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(11)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Since Maine's Governor Paul Le Page instituted a program to drug test welfare recipients in his state hundreds of-, well, scores of, well, okay one guy, has tested positive and lost his benefits
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(112)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
"Can we be that far from candidates putting out dueling cat videos?"
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(39)
 
(Quartz)
 
 
 
Things are so tough on America's family farms that young people are being forced to take off-season jobs playing professional football for $39 million just to survive
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(16)
 
(MotorTorque)
 
 
 
News: Elderly man drives his car into a lake. Fark: Sits and smokes pipe while waiting to be rescued
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(21)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Seattle Times says that it's hard to diffuse the laughter at Fark's baseball headline: "Police say bomb threat at Wrigley Field was unfounded; it was just Starlin Castro"
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(1)
 
(The Noobist)
 
 
 
Fark med school or law school. Nerd runs the numbers, decides gaming is the better career move
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(23)
 
(Space.com)
 
 
 
Planet Fark
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(45)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Do you chew the scenery or do you go all Sorkin-esque with your dialogue? Is your writing outlandishly convoluted or simply simple? What aspects of your writing do you prefer or at least enjoy? THIS is your Fark Writer's Thread
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(53)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
In one corner we have one of Fark's most hated groups: the evil HOA. In the other corner, we have the self-entitled homeowner who can do what he wants because this is 'Merica. (ding ding)
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(130)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Drunk college student, looking for an extension on his paper, emails his professor, tells him he loves him, is "sorry that u r bald" and offers to hook him up with a girl. Fark: He gets the extension
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(32)
 


Tue August 11, 2015
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
This week in the annals of José Mourinho douchedom - Chelsea first-team doctor demoted for doing her farking job
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(30)
 
(Grind TV)
 
 
 
You're gonna need a bigger boat Nope... Fark it, there's not a big enough boat
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(27)
 
(Libsyn)
 
Audio
 
Drew discusses the disadvantages of ass heroin, the fine art of tailgunning (unrelated), and how to bring down San Francisco, one meth-head at a time. It's the Farkcast
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(15)
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Fark ready headline: "Dutch boy steals Pompeii relic to pay for iPhone"
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(26)
 
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Just another exclusive Hamptons summer party. See the fancy food, the free drinks, Farrah Abraham being dragged out by security
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(46)
 


Mon August 10, 2015
(Juneau Empire)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: "Drive-by shooting claims teddy bear"
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(26)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: A classy NotNewsletter for non-losers
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(23)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Not news: TV anchor says what 99.9% of news viewers have wanted to say for years. Fark: On live news broadcast. And walks off the set
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(172)
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
"There's a reason why American public transportation is so terrible. European, Asian, and Canadian cities treat it as a vital public utility. Most American policymakers - and voters - see transit as a social welfare program"
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(166)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Hillary Clinton seems to have forgotten the first rule of politics or warfare: Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake
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(72)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
That whole Image of Vladimir Putin as the calculating, ex-KGB spymaster turned dictator? According to his fellow KGB agents, Putin was the office fark-up that nobody liked who took crazy, implusive gambles that often didn't pay off
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(52)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
A Maryland mansion fire, a visit to Thunderpdome, and Saudi Arabia involved in a sheikdown: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 8/2 - 8/8
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(2)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
Megyn Kelly petition calls for her to not be allowed to moderate any more GOP debates - as every network is likely negotiating for Kelly and Trump to do a new weekly series called "The Apprentice File." About the petition, 35,000 signatures so far
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(198)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Third straight year for FARK NFL Pick'em. Come one, come all. I think the password is fark? Maybe?
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(31)
 


Sun August 09, 2015
(NPR)
 
 
 
Cool: Prince hosts rare meeting with journalists to get his message out that the recording industry sucks. Silly: Bans all cellphones and recording devices. Fark: And alcohol
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(67)
 
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Coming up at the top of the hour it's Livingston Stapler Company Presents. 2 hours of amazing music from Juneau, Alaska hosted live by a farker (9 pm AKDT/10 pm PDT)
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(148)
 


Sat August 08, 2015
(Fark)
 
 
 
Gulf Coast Fark Party, October 2015
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(33)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Man arrested for performing a sex act on himself on a beach, Fark login not released
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(43)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Three men in Wales are arrested for running a brothel. Fark: A sheep brothel
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(118)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
A few important things to note about blackouts: First, you don't have to be an alcoholic to have one. "SEE?!" say defensive Fark admins
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(58)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
It's day three of the fourth Ashes test, and while Fark was looking the other way, Australia's batting imploded. The only real question is how long it will take England to finish them off and regain the urn
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(15)
 


Fri August 07, 2015
(Fark)
 
 
 
School's almost back, so you may as well get used to a test you don't mind taking. It's the Fark Weird News Quiz, brought to you this week by our primary sponsor: Beer, and lots of it
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(30)
 
(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
To avoid sky high rent & property costs, man commutes to London. Fark: From Barcelona
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(35)
 
(Miami New Times)
 
 
 
Florida, riddled with insanity, alligators, meth and stupidity, finally draws the line in the sand after Fark mocks Publix
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(102)
 
(Poughkeepsie Journal)
 
 
 
How bad has it gotten at IBM? They are now studying farts
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(20)
 
(Pink News UK)
 
 
 
Spice Girls to reform for farewell tour, with the exception of Skeletor Spice
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(39)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
New York City outbreak of legionnaire's disease grows with 10 already dead and more than 100 confirmed diagnoses. Farking Romans
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(41)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My brother-in-law just won a lot of money in the lottery. My husband and I need money, and so far Mr. Moneybags hasn't offered us anything to help out, and I worry we're going to have to beg. What's etiquette in this situation?"
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(139)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
More fun than dwarf tossing... it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. What have you been playing lately? Do you have a great game you've been playing that you'd love to play with other beer swilling Farkers? Let us know
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(212)
 
(Argus Leader)
 
 
 
So far there have been 150 DUI arrests, 157 misdemeanor drug arrests, 65 felony drug arrests, $18,233 in cash seized, 12 vehicles seized, 54 non-injury crashes, 114 injury crashes, and 10 fatal crashes at this year's Sturgis Rally
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(105)
 


Thu August 06, 2015
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Test footage of Chris Farley as Shrek found. You have to listen several times because it has layers
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(35)
 
(The Wrap)
 
 
 
Will all of America watch? Will Lewis Black rant? Will Steve Carell and Stephen Colbert return in character? Who will be the surprise guest? It's your Official Daily Show Discussion Thread: Farewell, Jon Stewart edition. The fun begins at 11 PM ET
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(318)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's hair has frightened the squirrel and overloaded the Fark servers. GOP clusterfark discussion continues here
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(2010)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Kansas teachers have a cunning plan to deal with massive cuts imposed on the state's education budget- Get the fark out of Kansas
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(89)
 
(Some Food Nut)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Not just for party tricks and what-do-we-do-now bread recipes, bananas are both healthy and tasty. So, how do you use them when cooking?
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(68)
 
(WRAL)
 
 
 
Blue Cross and Blue Shield of North Carolina seeks 35% rate hike increase because fArC yA, that's why
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(102)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
W is for Wednesday - and three walk-off wins. FARK: By home run, walk and wild pitch
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(36)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
This explains why Jim Beam Rye whiskey has jumped from $14 to $19 a bottle and Fark is looking for waterproof servers
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(74)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 535: "Oops...The Inept Farktographer II" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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(49)
 


Wed August 05, 2015
(News24)
 
 
 
Good: Police find your stolen car. Fark: 22 years later
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(29)
 
(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
No one on Fark would be so uncool has to have a landline, but you might want to make sure Granny knows about some new rules in the works
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(66)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
"Yuan seen pegged into '16" It's one thing to get pegged, it's another to get pegged and wind up on the Fark Business page
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(8)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
What got you into writing? Was it a hobby or a career? What was your first big project that you started to write? THIS is your Fark Writer's Thread. Spin us a yarn, tell us a tall tale
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(67)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Backwards Middle Eastern theocracy to hold Jewish activist without charge or trial because fark the Jews, that's why. Bonus: Despite actions like this, Obama continues to send them weapons
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(158)
 


Tue August 04, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Ancient life form had more interesting sex life than most Farkers
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(21)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Seattle Times says Fark successfully negotiates another winning sports headline: "The only possible flaw in Russell Wilson's massive new contract is it's too short"
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(1)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"I'm furious, and I'm scared. My black son just had his first police interaction." Fark: At age 3
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(195)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: The week we found a new reason to hate dentists
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(45)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Bobby Jindal uses heavily edited and misleading videos as an excuse to defund the only two Planned Parenthood clinics in Louisiana even though they don't perform abortions, because fark women's health, that's why
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(242)
 
(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
Former Detroit Lion Mel Farr dead at 70. If you are from Southeast Michigan, that jingle is now stuck in your head
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(19)
 


Mon August 03, 2015
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Ryan Reynolds presents a trailer for the Deadpool trailer "from the studio that sewed his farking mouth shut the first time"
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(55)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Gays finally able to tie the knot, Kim Jong Un plans to hang 10, and why you should never try to lift Solo: some of Fark's favorite headlines of the week for 7/26 - 8/1
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(4)
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
The first GOP debate is already such a clusterfark that it may well end in some sort of "Hunger Games"-style showdown
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(123)
 


Sun August 02, 2015
(Public Radio International)
 
 
 
The Earth, the Earth, the Earth is on fire. We don't need no climate-let the motherfarker burn. Burn, motherfarker, BURN
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(126)
 
(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
How many crashes and restarts will we see? It's all standard fare in a new operating system, and even this race. It's the BSOD 400 at Pocono (1:30 PM ET, NBCSN)
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(672)
 
(WSFA)
 
 
 
Fark ready headline: "Woman tries to eat crack cocaine in front of drug agents." With glorious mugshot
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(41)
 
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Coming up at the top of the hour it's Livingston Stapler Company Presents. Two hours of amazing music hosted live by a farker (9PM AKDT/10PM PT)
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(146)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Last year, Hitchbot crossed Canada in three weeks. Two weeks into a similar attempt to cross the U.S., he made it as far as Philadelphia where they beat the crap out of him
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(243)
 


Sat August 01, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
In today's Fark Madlibs; Snoop Dogg cash seized at Italian airport
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(11)
 
(WHEC Rochester)
 
 
 
Not really news: Stealing from the elderly. Fark: The unholy spawn of Jar Jar Binks and a snapping turtle steals money from the elderly
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(34)
 
(Science Space & Robots)
 
 
 
Farking Earth's magnetic shield. How old is it?
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(17)
 
(Manchester Evening News)
 
 
 
Police get a called to a home to check on the welfare of an occupant inside and find 12 cats, 4 ferrets, 3 dogs and fully-grown pig. Bonus: The occupant was later arrested for threatening the lady she believed had called police
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(32)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Okay, TFD, how the hell do I get this GODDAMN MOTH that flew up my ear OUT OF MY FARKING EAR??
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(575)
 


Fri July 31, 2015
(Fark)
 
 
 
Come from your houseboats, your jet skis, your poolsides and your waterslides: It's the Fark Weird News Quiz. Come for the girls in bikinis, stay for whatever could be better than girls in bikinis
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(37)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The top Jeb Bush donors so far are Cubans and Iranians
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(25)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Richard O'Brien timewarps, will play the Narrator despite having a farkin' neck
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(36)
 
(The Mighty)
 
 
 
Some parents are upset that the new Lego characters go too far to include everyone
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(100)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
You know how, in your silly daydreams, you rescue the damsel from your own nefarious scheme and live happily ever after? It's kinda like that
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(19)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A Winner Is You... It's the Friday Fark Gaming thread What are you currently playing or waiting for? Need more people in your gaming group? Got a hottie Indie game you enjoy that no-one else plays? Let us know
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(138)
 


Thu July 30, 2015
(YouCaring)
 
 
 
Join the Fark Furry Friend Fund in helping Pasha. The FFFF kicked it off with a $500 contribution. If anyone else can chip in a few bucks it would be greatly appreciated. Thanks your FFFF team
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(3)
 
(The Pioneer Woman)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Some things just shouldn't be frozen.. but this isn't that thread. Today we want to know how you plan ahead. What things do you make so they can be frozen and cooked later?
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(122)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
This is the kind of quality programming I want to see on Fark
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(52)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
As NFL training camps open. Fark Fantasy football leagues are still looking for players. Post your open leagues or start a new one
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(46)
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
On the other hand, Teddy Roosevelt killed 296 animals on safari - and his ass is up there on Mount Rushmore
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(337)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
♪ Happy birthday to you, if you sing this we'll sue, but the Copyright Office might tell us fark you ♫
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(88)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 534: "A Picture is Worth a Thousand Words" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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(51)
 


Wed July 29, 2015
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Not news: MLB player is traded. Still not news: He's told during the game. Fark: Team leaves him in the game, camera captures him crying
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(82)
 
(Fox 19 Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Judge rejects claim that Maker's Mark bourbon was falsely advertised, or to blame for Fark outages
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(71)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: Panda in Taiwanese zoo accused of faking pregnancy to get better living conditions
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(23)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
In the latest consumer satisfaction study, it turns out that Facebook has become a bit less annoying over the past year. LinkedIn, however, is still completely farking worthless
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(27)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Calling all Fark writers, authors, poets and that creepy guy who keeps writing love letters on the bathroom stall. We're starting a new weekly thread for all those who can move mountains with some prose. THIS is your first Fark Writers Thread
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(158)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Former Saturday Night Live cast member Jay Mohr recounts the first day he met Chris Farley. "When you were with Chris Farley, you were powerless, like a drug. You couldn't not fall down laughing. He was that amazing"
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(12)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Impromptu Farker Meet-up TODAY (7/29), 6:30-?, Santa Monica
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(12)
 


Tue July 28, 2015
(io9)
 
 
 
Sixty-three years ago the Melbourne Argus became the first newspaper to print in full color. For our younger Farkers: A "newspaper" is a serial publication containing news printed on relatively inexpensive, low-grade paper
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(19)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Not News: Wyoming, Montana, and Idaho get a couple inches of snow. Fark: In July
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(70)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Intel, Micron announce first new type of memory since 1989, claiming to be 1000x faster and 10x denser. Finally, something that can keep up with Farkers' porn collections
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(18)
 
(Stitcher)
 
 
 
Harvesting dead people's blood, a possible real life Jedi, and why almonds don't have nipples. It's the new Farkcast
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(8)
 
(Fortune)
 
 
 
Top Ten best-selling video games of 2015 so far. FATALITY
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(26)
 
(Discovery)
 
 
 
How the LHC will eventually kill supersymmetry, although it hasn't been able to do it so far
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(10)
 
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Boston 2024: "Fark it, we're out"
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(116)
 
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
As you're sitting in your overheated car in heavy traffic, think about how hard this flying farmer's commute is ... on a zip line
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(6)
 


Mon July 27, 2015
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Today we celebrate the anniversary of a momentous event
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(44)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
You've got male, Ozturk and Cakmak at Apopka, and Star Wars Episode VIII - Revenge of the Unintelligible: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 7/19 - 7/25
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(2)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Stunning photographs show where the world gets its lifeblood from. Thank you, coffee farmers
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(50)
 


Sun July 26, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
This just in: proof that most Farkers are farking geniuses
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(89)
 
(The Windsor Star)
 
 
 
One of North America's oldest distilleries is having a Job Fair. In other news, Fark.com announces its entire staff has resigned en masse
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(16)
 


Sat July 25, 2015
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
News: Man steals a police cruiser. Fark: While in custody and handcuffed
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(26)
 
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Forget landing on the moon, Neil Armstrong almost bought the farm just landing on Earth. (NASA video)
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(21)
 
(WIVB)
 
 
 
Impromptu Fark party on I-90 near Buffalo
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(24)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Town council proposes dressing cows in high visibility jackets and flashing lights for health and safety. Farmers say it's udder nonsense
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(33)
 


Fri July 24, 2015
(Fark)
 
 
 
Welcome back to the Fark Weird News Quiz. Now with bacon. And beer
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(25)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Meet the woman who is terrified of any large object, thereby making her perfect girlfriend material for 99% of Farkers
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(56)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
21 photos of Trump, one for each fark you fail to give
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(20)
 
(Ottawa Sun)
 
 
 
Jon Stewart to former writer Wyatt Cenac, "Fark off I'm done with you"
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(166)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
If you're thinking the produce you're getting from California is tasting oily and has a shine to it, you're probably not far off
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(34)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Golfer Robert Allenby splits with his caddy. Fark: In the middle of round at Canadian Open. TotalFark: Third time Allenby has fired a caddy during the middle of a round
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(19)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
We get signal... it's the Friday Fark gaming thread. Whether you're bashing ghouls in Neverwinter, finishing up sidequests in Witcher III, or even just playing Cookie Clicker on the crapper. Epic stories, requests for help, etc welcome
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(289)
 
(Hill Now)
 
 
 
Not news: being robbed in the city. Fark: suspect is a bare chested 50-year old man wielding a toy bat
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(18)
 


Thu July 23, 2015
(News 10 ABC Sacramento)
 
 
 
Fark ready headline: Pooping cyclist starts foothills fire
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(53)
 
(Cross Timbers Gazette)
 
 
 
Congratulations on your headline and welcome to Fark, Mr. Naked Man Goes Joyriding After Stealing Public Works Vehicle
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(20)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Not news: neighbors ask you to turn the music down. Fark: neighbor is Canada
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(34)
 
(IGN)
 
 
 
Im gonna ****burrrrrppppp* just submit**uuuuuurrrrpppppp* this in case you plebes see this and change your **fart noises******* recorder settings . PINKS the LOT of YOU ( yes, Rick And Morty are BACK ) ( exclamation things )
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(50)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 533: "Rule of Thirds" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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(54)
 


Wed July 22, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Angry commuter headbutts bus in a rage. Since this is on Fark, well
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(30)
 
(Pro Wrestling Torch)
 
 
 
WHO will join James Storm's Revolution? CAN Texano take down Johnny Mundo? DOES ANYONE give a fark about Eva Marie? THIS is YOUR "Wrasslin' Wednesday" discussion thread, starting with NXT, Lucha Underground, and the 200th episode of ROH at 8pm ET
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(268)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
3rd Annual Farks In The Wild at the Buffalo Zoo. July 22, 6pm. Elephantastic Tour. SOLD OUT
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(64)
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
John Kasich once tried to get his local Blockbuster to pull Fargo from its shelves. Your move, Trump
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(74)
 


Tue July 21, 2015
(Libsyn)
 
 
 
Farker and veteran Bravo Mike Bravo, whom interviewed Drew last year, has released a new comedy podcast: The Ends of the World. Join him and his war buddy as they discuss this week's topic: Grey Goo. LGT podcast
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(11)
 
(Herald Scotland)
 
 
 
Researchers pioneer breakthrough therapy that will grant immortality to Farkers
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(6)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
"Fark this shiat"
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(38)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
MLB News Quiz (First Half): Can you ace these 10 difficult questions about the MLB season so far? Or have you slept from April to June?
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(28)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Create an acronym for FARK
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(61)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Residents of Farmersville, TX have clever plan to fight off Muslim zombies
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(123)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Want a little escapism? Watch how Fark's favorite Taiwanese animators put their spin on the prison breakout of El Chapo Guzman
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(5)
 


Mon July 20, 2015
(Southern Hemisphere Saints)
 
 
 
A Farker and his wife get treated to the trip of a lifetime by their friends and family. Then get an even bigger treat from their favourite Aussie Rules Football Club
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(9)
 
(Southern Political Report)
 
 
 
Southern Political Report recognizes the candidacy of "Drew Curtis, a humorist best known for his website, www.FART.com" (7th paragraph)
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(98)
 
(Variety)
 
 
 
Van Alexander, composer who wrote "A-Tisket, A-Tasket", as well as the scores to '60's sitcoms "Hazel," "The Donna Reed Show," "Dennis the Menace," "The Farmer's Daughter," "Bewitched" and "I Dream of Jeannie." reaches the double bar line at age 100
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(18)
 
(Some Chick)
 
 
 
Farking magnets, how do they fix birth defects?
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(10)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Now featuring Snew
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(38)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
This might shock you, but the Facebook account of the guy who organized the "Counter Jade Helm" group is full of racist, violent, extremely profane rants full of fantasies about shooting "commies" and "90% of useless farking Americans"
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(257)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Fark parents: What are the best retellings of and modern sequels to classic books for kids?
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(7)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Felonious six-foot-tall mice, breaking George HW Bush news, and Nixon's last meal: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 7/12 - 7/18
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(7)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Concerned citizen calls the cops because a woman left her two children eating in a mall food court while she interviewed for a job. Fark: 30 feet away
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(230)
 


Sun July 19, 2015
(Wired UK)
 
 
 
Passengers who own both an iPhone and an Apple Watch charged double fares with Apple Pay in London Underground. None were bothered, as people who buy Apple products are used to overpaying
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(38)
 
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
What's the optimal speed for exercise? Sorry, Farkers... but it's a positive, non-zero number
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(30)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
J.J. Abrams is playing "Lost" with Star Wars fans who pay extra attention to what we've seen so far
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(91)
 
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Coming to you from Alaska's capital city, it's another round of Livingston Stapler Company Presents. Two hours of music hosted live by a farker, starting at 9PM AKDT/10PM PT
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(111)
 


Sat July 18, 2015
(Outside Online)
 
 
 
News: Scott Jurek finishes Appalachian Trail in record time. Not News: Celebrates at MT. Katahdin with champagne, Fark: Is given several summons by park rangers. Tag is for Jurek
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(35)
 
(The42.ie)
 
 
 
Tour de France leader submits to urine sample. Fark: During race
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(26)
 
(Cracked)
 
 
 
Here are 5 ways living in a big city warps the way you see the world, so go plow some fields now, farmer boy
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(199)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
This is a vintage entirely beyond the usual euphemisms of the wine-tasting brigade. 'Jejeune' or 'feisty' does not come close. The professionals who have tried it thus far have described it simply as 'undrinkable.'
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(91)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
GO WHITEFISH uh... Cyclones... Coney Island Fark Party Sat. July 18 4PM
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(45)
 


Fri July 17, 2015
(Fark)
 
 
 
On this relaxing day at the end of the week, it's time for a little fun. It's the Fark Weird News Quiz
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(19)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Somewhat news: Man sentenced to 30 years in prison for killing his father. FARK: With an atomic wedgie
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(47)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
10 years ago today, Fark welcomed its new Ha! Ha! overlord. Things have never been the same again
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(881)
 
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Inquisitr discusses the ISIS training missions and praises Fark commentators who are quick to raise doubts
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(64)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Not news: Canadian journalist urges support for Iran nuclear deal and closer diplomatic ties. Fark: The same journalist whose 4-month ordeal at the hands of Iranian torturers inspired Rosewater
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(24)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Here's your Friday Fark Gaming Thread fix What are you playing? What would you like to play? Do you need help getting a game to run or do you just want beer swilling Farkers to game with? Pop on in
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(44)
 


Thu July 16, 2015
(UPI)
 
 
 
YAWN: Bomb sniffing dog. FARK: Bomb sniffing rat
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(19)
 
(Some Food Nut)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: If you're telling someone new to cooking which items are essentials, and want to give a decent base to build from, what would you share as your must-have cooking utensils?
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(230)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
All that smoke blanketing North America from massive forest fires turns out to be great for farmers: "Almost like a greenhouse effect, this warm evening and warm day weather really promotes plant growth and development"
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(18)
 
(GeekWire)
 
 
 
Fark fan John Roderick running for Seattle City Council: "We need government leaders who don't run Windows Vista"
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(44)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Fark's favorite sheriff spends $120,000 on conspiracy probe to get something he could have gotten on cable
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(50)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 532: "Baby Critters" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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(52)
 


Wed July 15, 2015
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Income taxes, how do they farking work?
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(36)
 
(Search Engine Land)
 
 
 
Not News: Company hiring SEO manager to boost Google rankings. Fark: Google hiring SEO manager to boost Google rankings
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(10)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
WWJD? Fark your credit rating, that's what he'd do
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(147)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
State of Wisconsin to Federal court, so, like, when you guys ruled that drug-testing welfare recipents was illegal and unconstitutional and a clear and obvious violation of the 4th Amendment, did you actually MEAN that?
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(122)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Fark ready headline: Polish cow on the run for 2 years is finally caught
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(19)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Wells Fargo 2Q earnings fall after under performance by mortgage departments, banking divisions, stagecoach deliveries
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(11)
 
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
"I'd heard the fantasy about how Walmart stores supposedly are involved in nefarious Jade Helm operations, but I hadn't heard the absurd idea that Blue Bell ice cream trucks were involved in a deep, dark military operation, too" (71)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Farmer uses blow-up sex doll as scarecrow: "She has made a much better job of it than my last scarecrow, which was made from a shopping bag on the end of a stick, and she has given my sheep a rest from the locals" (pics)
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(30)
 
(ABC 15)
 
 
 
Not news: Sen. John McCain is getting competition in the primaries next year. Fark: from a racist sympathizer who believes commercial aircraft are spraying chemtrails
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(42)
 


Tue July 14, 2015
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
New trailer for Fargo season 2? You betcha
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(25)
 
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
As we get ready for the pics of today's flyby, here's what we've learned from Pluto so far
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(21)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
The Seattle Times is MOOVED by this FARK headline: "And in Pamplona, the early score is Bulls 11, Idiots 0"
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(0)
 
(Grist)
 
 
 
Fark's favorite crazies - environmental activists, Teabaggers, fundamentalist Christians - meet in Fark's favorite state and shockingly unite against even lower-wattage Floridians on solar-electricity issue
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(24)
 
(Libsyn)
 
 
 
The Farkcast is back to cover coincidental computer crashes, revision to police seizure laws and...Golden Corral?
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(5)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Reasons to leave the Tour de France after the first week: A) Crash and break a bone, B) Take too long on a stage and miss the time cut, C) Testicular cancer. Ah, fark. Why is it always C)
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(20)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Not news: Celebrity faces online OUTRAGE. Fark: Bacon shaming
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(43)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
ISIL confirms their chief singer-songwriter killed in airstrike; Fark thoughtfully offers Sam Smith as a replacement
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(57)
 


Mon July 13, 2015
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: We're nerds, but we have our own beer
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(17)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Tour schedules updated after vet finds hair bands in dog, Burt's Bees founder dies of all-natural causes, and ↑ ↑↓ ↓← →← →BArbiturates: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 7/5 - 7/11
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(4)
 
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Former Senator, Jim Webb (D-oubtful) says the Democratic party has moved too far to the left
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(185)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The good news is that he didn't fall very far
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(24)
 
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Odds are you haven't romantically said 'I love you' to more than three people. Of course, being a Farker, that number may be on the high side
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(115)
 


Sun July 12, 2015
(ABC)
 
 
 
Mexican drug lord Joaquin "El Chapo" Guzman, former head of the Sinaloa Cartel, has escaped from a maximum security prison. Fark: for the second time
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(72)
 
(Dodd Frank Update)
 
 
 
Senators re-introduce bill with Glass-Steagall protections. Fark: Senators introducing it are McCain and Warren
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(99)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
News: Rockets star Dwight Howard goes to Comic Con. Farkin Awesome: Dressed as Predator (with pics)
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(17)
 
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Coming up at the top of the hour after the smooth jazz it's Livingston Stapler Company Presents, 3 hours of music hosted live by a farker in rainy Juneau, Alaska. LGT stream (9PM AKDT/10PM PT)
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(266)
 


Sat July 11, 2015
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
At the halfway point in the NASCAR season, the fun continues. Let's see if the rain and the catch fences can get their long overdue breaks at the FARK.com Uniting Friends In America 400 in Kentucky (7:30PM ET, NBCSN)
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(662)
 
(Tour de France)
 
 
 
I don't have a bunch of random questions for a live sports thread, but it would be nice to watch a Tour de France stage with some Farkers. Stage Eight, 12Noon ET on NBCSN
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(11)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Bad news: You're down 6-1 to the Tigers. Good news: You come back and win. WTFark: By scoring seven runs when you're down to your last batter in the ninth inning
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(22)
 


Fri July 10, 2015
(Fark)
 
 
 
It's Friday and you're celebrating with all your fingers left over from last weekend. Must be time for the Fark Weird News Quiz. If you find it too hard after four hours, please contact your doctor
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(31)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
US Marshal caught having sex on the roof of a federal courthouse. Apparently every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse and doghouse in a six mile radius was unavailable
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(40)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Unbeknownst to most consumers, organic farmers have resorted to using all natural carcinogens as pesticides
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(59)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"Blue hook" stars have less than half the mass of the sun but burn 10 times hotter and are far more luminous. No one has ever been able to explain the stars' unusual properties. Until now
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(12)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Who is this Doctor Proctor, and where did he get the fart powder?
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(11)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Just in time to save you from the 9-5 it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread... What are you playing? What are you waiting for? Do you play an online game and need more people? You may find others that play the same game(s) :)
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(219)
 
(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
If you make the trek to Japan's Mount Fuji, you can ponder one of the world's most mystical places. You can also log onto FARK while you are there
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(22)
 


Thu July 09, 2015
(Hamilton Spectator)
 
 
 
Hamilton Spectator (Ontario, Canada) says FARK outruns the competition with this sports headline: "And in Pamplona, the early score is Bulls 11, Idiots 0"
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(0)
 
(Some Food Nut)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: You want dessert but you don't want to turn on the oven. What to do? Show us your cool dessert treats. And yes, you can include all your booze, you damn lushes
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(108)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
First peek at Bruce Campbell as Ronald Reagan in 'Fargo' season 2. He's got subby's vote
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(32)
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Martin O'Malley joins the Democratic presidential crowd in pandering to the youth vote by offering rainbow farting unicorns to cure their college debt
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(69)
 
(WTVR)
 
 
 
Gay marriage makes Virginia Republicans vow to keep farking that chicken
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(189)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
News: Adam Schefter reports that Jason Pierre-Paul had a finger amputated. FARK: Adam Schefter violated federal law by telling us that JPP had his finger amputated
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(123)
 
(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 531: "Boom" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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(42)
 


Wed July 08, 2015
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
CA Councilman is REALLY mad that Gays have taken the wholesome symbol of God's promise not to get so homicidally mad at us the next time we farked up, and PERVERTED it into a symbol of love and acceptance
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(119)
 
(Scottish Legal News)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-ready headline: "Man appears in court under ancient law of hamesucken"
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(45)
 
(KJZZ Tempe)
 
 
 
Arizona State University holding free global online class to teach what Fark threads have been doing tirelessly for 15 years
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(25)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Nat Geo Wild to Discovery Channel: Fark you guys, we'll start our own Shark Week
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(28)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Senator Warren tries to fark Obama with the SEC. We all know Obama is a Big 10 guy
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(20)
 
(Esquire UK)
 
 
 
McCartney, 1969: "Her Majesty's a pretty nice girl". McCartney, 2015: "I shouldn't say this about Her Majesty but we, as schoolboys, we said, "Look at the farkin' heave on her"
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(45)
 
(The Australian)
 
 
 
Strange: prominent government official shows up to a cattleman's ball wearing a shirt with a Confederate battle flag design. Fark : wins a "best dressed award". What the fark? This all happened in Australia
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(39)
 


Tue July 07, 2015
(Stitcher)
 
 
 
The Farkcast is back and presents: John Scalzi
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(58)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
The Seattle Times thinks that FARK scores an ACE with this headline: "Eugenie Bouchard's black bra runs afoul of Wimbledon's dress code / Moaning, grunting, shrieking all still OK"
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(2)
 
(Beer Street Journal)
 
 
 
Stone Farking Wheaton w00tstout, Edition 3 released. Distribution: AK, AL, AZ, CA, CO, CT, DC, DE, FL, GA, HI, IA, ID, IL, IN, KS, KY, LA, MA, MD, ME, MI, MN, MO, MT, NC, NE, NH, NJ, NM, NV, NY, OR, PA, RI, SC, TN, TX, VA, VT, WA and Puerto Rico
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(42)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The case for a 4-day work week. Dude, that's going to significantly cut into my Farking time
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(100)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Longtime Farker worked on a Australian science fiction mini series "Airlock", and the first of the three episodes can be viewed for free right now at Youtube. Check it out - it's 20 minutes of deep space action and came up pretty damn well
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(16)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Uh-oh, liberals. You're not going to be able to read this article without admitting that we need voting reform in this country, so it's probably best to stay far, far away. Hey, I'm sure Trump said something silly. And Palin quit again, ha ha ha
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(260)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Something new on Fark mobile. Will you get over it?
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(67)
 


Mon July 06, 2015
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Farmers are in hot water for spanking their monkeys
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(40)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Not news: Man finds old video game console in his attic. Fark: It's a "Nintendo Playstation" - one of only 200 ever made
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(90)
 
(Billboard)
 
 
 
The final review of the most profitable one-hit wonder band of all time as Grateful Dead fare thee well in Chicago
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(98)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
Twitter comments comparing U.S. World Cup victory to Pearl Harbor deemed highly insensitive. FARK: *crickets*
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(136)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Long time Farker, Nathan Murray AKA SilentStrider, passed away suddenly on Friday morning. You will be greatly missed. Rest in peace
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(413)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
A flat miner, parts of emir, and WSoP, Ji? Some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 6/28 - 7/4
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(4)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-ready headline: "Hotcakes Emporium flattened again"
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(16)
 


Sun July 05, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A primer on why you D.C. Farkers should be patient with the throngs of blubber-cushioned, fanny-pack- wielding, slack-jawed tourists infesting your city every summer. With photo of what said tourists may look like (while blocking an escalator)
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(128)
 
(IT Business Edge)
 
 
 
Good news: In the first 3 months of this year, over 440,000 new apps were released for Android. Fark: That's only counting the malware
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(30)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Neil Finn's house now for sale, perfect for a Fark party: "By the end of the night there were All Blacks cross dressing, Chris Knox wrapped up like a mummy and an 8 month pregnant Lucy Lawless shaking it on the dance floor in a belly dancing outfit"
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(38)
 
(The Times of India)
 
 
 
Want nightmares? Here are some sea-faring, flying spiders
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(19)
 
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
From the heart of beautiful downtown Juneau it's the 4th of July edition of Livingston Stapler Company Presents. Two hours of music hosted live by a farker, starting at 9PM AKDT/10PM PT
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(229)
 


Sat July 04, 2015
(Pleasanton Weekly)
 
 
 
Pleasanton Weekly looks at the Kentucky Gubernatorial race, with a profile of Drew, Fark.com and his refreshingly unconventional campaign for governor
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(47)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Farker braved Walmart today to be with the other true Muricans. What feats of bravery are you accomplishing to honor our country?
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(415)
 
(Newsarama)
 
 
 
Newsarama: "Star Trek's Wil Wheaton and Fark.com's Drew Curtis debut their new w00tstout beer at Stone Brewing's World Bistro"
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(6)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Woman alleges permanent neck injury after shark attack. Fark: At a Miami Marlins game
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(27)
 
(Halp Fiercrackrs)
 
 
 
♫ Caturday in the Fark, I think it was the Fourth of July ♫ Caturday in the Fark, I think it was the Fourth of July ♫
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