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Headlines matching 'fan'
Thu February 09, 2012
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(New York Daily News) Sappy If you fumbled getting your camera back from a fellow Giants fan taking your picture at the Superbowl you might want to click this link  (nydailynews.com) (20)
(NYPost) Amusing Giants fans were holding more then their breath until after Tom Brady threw that Hail Mary toss according to the Department of Environmental Protection  (nypost.com) (26)
(Slate) Obvious The unintended consequence of the NBA lockout? Proof that a shorter season is much better for players and fans  (slate.com) (17)


Tue February 07, 2012
(Some Guy) Amusing What happens when Kentucky fans invade South Carolina during basketball season? One fan documents the experience with pics, vids, and ridiculous commentary  (ramblingbeachcat.com) (44)
(Washington Post) Silly Marvel Comics "refreshes" the origin story of Fantastic Four with tablet PCs and cell phones to be more modern. Still no explanation of how Americans are launched into space in 2012  (washingtonpost.com) (70)
(Politico) Silly Romney wins Facebook fan primary, submits self shot picture from bathroom in a muscle shirt with duck lips face  (politico.com) (7)


Mon February 06, 2012
(CNN) Interesting The greatest football fan of all time...Teddy Roosevelt? Bully  (cnn.com) (30)


Sat February 04, 2012
(NYPost) Followup Woman arrested after extortion of Yankees GM. Now Cashman finally knows how Yankee fans feel when they buy a hot dog and beer at the stadium  (nypost.com) (32)


Thu February 02, 2012
(Wired) Ironic Hipsters, already fans of expensive pre-distressed skinny jeans, flock to expensive belts made from pre-shredded fixie tires  (wired.com) (64)
(WWL) Spiffy Years later, Michael Irvin makes New Orleans Saints fans cry  (wwl.com) (31)


Wed February 01, 2012
(The Atlantic) Followup North Korea's transition has meant a change in hairstyles from bouffant to hipster undercut, but not a change in propaganda. Here's Kim Jong-Un, looking at things  (theatlantic.com) (126)


Tue January 31, 2012
(ESPN) Amusing "...although there are some photos of Manning wearing the number 16... which we're guessing is some kind of FARK Photoshop prank to tease fans of the Buccaneers..." (5th section)  (espn.go.com) (1)


Mon January 30, 2012
(Empire) Satire Fan: Is there any character you'd like to revisit? Cage: I would like to take The Wicker Man to Japan, except this time he's a ghost. Me: This has to be satire, right? RIGHT?  (empireonline.com) (54)
(USA Today) Obvious Colts owner on Peyton Manning's future with the team. "I can't be sentimental. This isn't fantasy football"  (content.usatoday.com) (116)
(Yahoo) Unlikely New study shows that Americans' political views are not that far apart. In other news Yankees and Red Sox fans have friendly get together  (news.yahoo.com) (53)
(SFGate) Interesting Newt Gingrich says his war chest is down to $600,000 for the upcoming Florida Primary, tells Callista to cancel scheduled campaign appearance at Tiffany's  (sfgate.com) (33)


Sun January 29, 2012
(News.com.au) Scary Umpire kills cricket fan with bat. Now THAT was a wicked googly  (news.com.au) (30)
(The Sun) Silly A fan made a monkey gesture during Liverpool v. Man U game. The Sun is there  (thesun.co.uk) (69)


Fri January 27, 2012
(Yahoo) Cool 7-year-old's heart-melting fan letter to the 49ers Kyle Williams proves he is more grown up than 99% of their fans  (sports.yahoo.com) (29)
(AP) Hero Since the Iraq War ended there has been little fanfare for the veterans returning home. St. Louis is about to fix all of that  (hosted.ap.org) (93)
(Mental Floss) Interesting Finally, one of life's mysteries solved. Now someone tell me why fancy ketchup is so damn fancy  (mentalfloss.com) (43)
(WRCB-TV) Unlikely Major southern university launches statewide obesity initiative to great fanfare, until residents realized they were against it. They can have my porkrinds when they peel them out of my greasy, chubby obese fingers  (wrcbtv.com) (35)


Thu January 26, 2012
(sbnation) Obvious "This is either the best trolling ever by TIME or a dash of cold water on the face of American soccer fans"  (sbnation.com) (264)
(Den Of Geek) Interesting Are Doctor Who's fans the show's worst enemy?  (denofgeek.com) (102)
(NJ.com) Spiffy Who said Mets fans have nothing to look forward to in 2012? John Franco will be inducted into the Mets Hall of Fame on June 3, before the Mets host St. Louis and get eliminated from the post-season  (nj.com) (30)
(Huffington Post) Obvious Newt Gingrich slams San Francisco for its "strange fantasies". San Francisco to use this in their next ad campaign  (huffingtonpost.com) (37)
(LA Times) Followup Dennis Allen coming to Oakland as new head coach of the Raiders. Seasoned fans strongly suggest he look for a place to rent instead of buy  (latimes.com) (32)
(Telegraph) Obvious Premiere League soccer is headed for the same fate as the NFL. With pic of fans who understand why  (telegraph.co.uk) (44)


Wed January 25, 2012
(YouTube) Amusing I don't care what anyone says, the 70's were fantastic  (youtube.com) (64)
(Some Guy) Asinine If you were planning on going to Olympics this year but were concerned that there wouldn't be enough infants and screaming babies present to make it a truly enjoyable experience, I've got some good news for you  (moms.today.msnbc.msn.com) (55)
(YouTube) Spiffy Gina Carano explains why sex Is like cage fighting. If this doesn't make you a fan, nothing will  (youtube.com) (136)
(Yahoo) Hero Chad Ochocinco does not respond to Twitter follower for two years. Finally responds to fan with a trip to the AFC Championship Game, complete with plane tickets, hotel room, and baptism  (sports.yahoo.com) (43)


Mon January 23, 2012
(Some Guy) Sad The demise of Kanye West may be traced back to the festival where he showed up 45 minutes late, had sound trouble, and fans started leaving him in favor of a show by Noel Gallagher  (couriermail.com.au) (50)


Sun January 22, 2012
(Daily Mail) Spiffy How many imaginary cards will Mancini wave? Does 'arry fancy a loan? There are eight matches Saturday, but all eyes will be on two huge Sunday fixtures, Arsenal v Man United and Man City v Spurs, in this week's EPL thread  (dailymail.co.uk) (402)


Fri January 20, 2012
(ESPN) Followup If you're going to teabag an unconscious LSU fan after your team just won the National Championship, don't record it and put it online. Teabagging, while hilarious, is what other less-funny people like to call "sexual assault"  (espn.go.com) (133)
(FanNation) Obvious The Wizards are such a hot commodity that fans are buying tickets so they can sleep during the game  (fannation.com) (25)


Thu January 19, 2012
(Herald-Leader) Stupid Mother-of-the-year contender leaves infant in shopping cart outside the liquor store. In 26 degree weather  (kentucky.com) (85)


Wed January 18, 2012
(Entertainment Weekly) Interesting CW orders high-school prequel to 'Sex and the City.' Will fans of the original come galloping or say neigh?  (insidetv.ew.com) (22)
(Minneapolis Star Tribune) Amusing Fark-ready Headline: "The crying Packers fan with the sparkly nail polish". Bonus: Article includes an "I'd hit it" picture  (startribune.com) (57)
(The Sun) Interesting Upcoming tell-all book claims Britney Spears had wild lesbian orgies with her dancing girls while on tour, just like in your fantasies  (thesun.co.uk) (51)


Mon January 16, 2012
(WRCB-TV) Obvious Now that it's becoming obvious that the guy with the great teeth and fantastic hair is going to win the nomination, all those "concerns" over his religion are disappearing faster than a bowl of potato salad at a Baptist picnic  (wrcbtv.com) (258)


Sun January 15, 2012
(Deadspin) Sick Not news: 'Bama fan hazes drunk LSU fan. News: By teabagging him. Fark: The LSU fan might have been dead (video, Not Safe For Work)  (deadspin.com) (132)
(YouTube) Cool This week's SHMHC features Profanity from Matriarch, an all female band from Puerto Rico with one of the most interesting vocal approaches I've heard in years. Giggity  (youtube.com) (64)
(Salon) Strange 1970s-era "graphic trainwreck" Bruce Lee flipbooks become latest collecting craze among martial arts fans, hipsters  (salon.com) (21)
(Yahoo) Asinine 49er fans intercept two bullets when a Saints fan shoots them at a Georgia Applebee's  (sports.yahoo.com) (80)


Sat January 14, 2012
(Some Guy) Interesting One hurt in crash outside Coca-Cola plant. Police speculate the driver of the Mello Yello car was Fantasizing about Mr. Pibb before the car was Crushed  (nbcconnecticut.com) (37)


Fri January 13, 2012
(The Consumerist) Florida Owner of the Jacksonville Jaguars says you're not a true fan unless you hold season tickets  (consumerist.com) (71)
(Talking Points Memo) Obvious New documents reveal Osama bin Laden was a huge American Idol fan. Proof positive that American Idol is a threat to American values   (tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com) (38)
(Newsday) Followup After third consecutive losing season, lawsuits, losses of $70 million, Fred Wilpon to stay as NY Mets owner. Fans brace for another hilarious 70 win season  (newsday.com) (34)
(NASA) Weird In initiative to attract youthful hipsters, NASA.gov runs Internet music radio station so that fans can listen to the latest space rock while admiring the latest space rocks  (nasa.gov) (32)
(Daily Mail) Amusing Liverpool FC fans get the NIAC vibe after spotting Sami Nasri on the way home from City's 1-0 loss to Liverpool: "How do you like that you f****** Arsenal reject" (video, Not safe for work language)  (dailymail.co.uk) (26)


Wed January 11, 2012
(Topless Robot) Cool Ten toys only true hardcore fans give a damn about. Hey, that Willrow Hood ice cream maker action figure from Empire Strikes Back is ESSENTIAL, dammit  (toplessrobot.com) (28)
(USA Today) Followup Steelers LB James Harrison had no choice but to tackle Broncos WR Eric Decker low in a hit that sprained Decker's MCL, says butthurt Steelers fan. Wait, did I say butthurt Steelers fan? I meant John Elway  (content.usatoday.com) (98)


Tue January 10, 2012
(Break) Hero That's what friends are for (profanity warning)  (break.com) (45)
(Yahoo) Amusing United Airlines puts on a troll face, reminds Steelers fans they got Tebowned before departing Denver  (sports.yahoo.com) (93)
(NYPost) Interesting Heinz now taking baby steps to catch up in the infant food market, hoping for find the correct formula  (nypost.com) (9)
(Washington Post) Asinine Having solved all other problems in the state, Maryland lawmaker wants to legislate fantasy football  (washingtonpost.com) (66)


Mon January 09, 2012
(Boston.com) Interesting Capsule inspired by Fantastic Voyage could replace colonoscopies, blast your intestine with laser beams  (boston.com) (23)
(The Local (Sweden)) Obvious "The Butthole", "Deep Arse", "Snot Bog", "Meat Lake", and "Piss Mountain". These are all fantastic names for towns  (thelocal.se) (46)


Sun January 08, 2012
(Yahoo) Obvious Stop me if you've heard this one before: Fan makes half-court shot, sponsor doesn't want to pay  (sports.yahoo.com) (40)
(Kansas.com) Obvious Attention Kansas Jayhawk fans: There is no 'WHOOO' in the Rock Chalk Chant  (kansas.com) (33)
(Atlanta Journal Constitution) Asinine ESPN gives "lame" Atlanta fans a special shout out  (ajc.com) (75)
(ESPN) Fail Fan contributions quickly exceed the $3.2 million the Jets would have to eat if they fired Schottenheimer  (espn.go.com) (19)
(Wilkes Barre Times-Leader) Spiffy Wilkes Barre Times-Leader profiles California anime style artist and notes his popularity greatly increased because "these fan-generated images have been receiving major attention from sites like Fark" (1st paragraph)  (timesleader.com) (0)


Fri January 06, 2012
(SF Gate) Cool Giants fans, if you ever wanted your very own Brian Wilson garden gnome, be one of the first 20,000 people at the May 20 game at AT&T Park  (sfist.com) (22)
(My Fox DC) Strange French fans of Michael Jackson sue the late star's doctor for "emotional damage" they suffered over his death. "It's similar to losing a childhood friend in a traffic accident," their lawyer said...exac...wait, what?  (myfoxdc.com) (43)
(Boston.com) Spiffy Because a 9-0 lead isn't enough, Bruins fans chant ``We want ten We want ten''  (articles.boston.com) (89)


Thu January 05, 2012
(New York Daily News) Obvious Just like football fans all across America, Tom Brady admits that he enjoyed watching the NY Jets fall out of the playoffs  (nydailynews.com) (104)
(Bleacher Report) Interesting WWE Champion CM Punk will accompany Chael Sonnen to the ring at UFC on Fox 2. Don't worry, UFC fans, we know it's still real to you  (bleacherreport.com) (139)


Tue January 03, 2012
(io9) Sappy Ten greatest love/hate relationships from science fiction and fantasy. In space, no one hears you wishing you knew how to quit him  (io9.com) (99)


Mon January 02, 2012
(TMZ) Amusing Former Danzig bassist is trying to get a restraining order against a woman he picked up on Facebook. I don't see how he thought any good would come from this... I mean, this chick is a Danzig fan he picked up on Facebook  (tmz.com) (61)
(Fox News) Amusing Super Bowl will have a zip line for fans to try out, a line of drunken casualties at the bottom of the line  (foxnews.com) (29)


Sun January 01, 2012
(NYPost) Scary Global Warming pushes back start of NHL Winter Classic. Tens of fans devastated  (nypost.com) (88)
(Huffington Post) Dumbass How to piss people off: 1. Perform most beloved song of beloved artist on national TV. 2. Change most important lyric, thus changing the entire meaning of song. 3. Get progressively more irate at fans on Twitter. Forget you, Cee Lo Green  (huffingtonpost.com) (240)
(NJ.com) Interesting 2012 looking to be a great year in movies if you're a superhero fan. If you're not, prepare for lots of "meh"  (nj.com) (63)


Sat December 31, 2011
(ESPN) Obvious Dover International Raceway finally takes a good, hard look at NASCAR fans and decides to widen the seats by four inches  (espn.go.com) (12)


Fri December 30, 2011
(SportsGrid) Sad It's the saddest Baylor fan in the world  (sportsgrid.com) (32)
(Daily Mail) Amusing 'I hate the Cubs!' Die-hard White Sox fan, six, goes wild when parents give her a Cubs gift as Christmas joke  (dailymail.co.uk) (55)
(Daily Mail) Cool Darth Maple: World darts champion. Canadian. Star Wars fan. Single  (dailymail.co.uk) (15)
(Fox News) Sad Parents of the year duct tape infant and toddler, hang one upside down on exercise equipment and of course they captured the moment forever by posting pictures on facebook  (foxnews.com) (46)


Thu December 29, 2011
(FanNation) Hero Mike Pereira says what all football fans are thinking  (fannation.com) (76)


Tue December 27, 2011
(Daily Mail) Amusing Doctor Who fans behave, look exactly as you would expect them to  (dailymail.co.uk) (50)


Mon December 26, 2011
(TMZ) Sad With "Creative" panicking over ratings, will CM Punk be treated like John Cena's roofer? Will Randy Orton bag himself another title run? Will illogical hotshotting drive away more fans? It's WWE Monday Night Raw, 9 PM on USA  (tmz.com) (1190)
(SeattlePI) Spiffy If you're on the verge of winning your Fantasy Football pool, it's probably because you drafted David Akers as your kicker  (seattlepi.com) (93)


Sun December 25, 2011
(ESPN) Spiffy The NBA returns for its truncated 2011/2012 season, but will the fans be back, as well? It's a Christmas Quintupleheader to open the season, with games beginning at Noon on TNT, 2:30 PM on ABC, and 8 PM on ESPN  (scores.espn.go.com) (166)


Sat December 24, 2011
(TechEBlog) Cool Seven incredible fan-made short films  (techeblog.com) (54)
(YouTube) Spiffy The 2+ hour documentary "Star Wars Begins" a behind the scenes look at the making of Star Wars, out takes, deleted scenes, etc. Pretty good stuff for all the fans, and now all in one video  (youtube.com) (25)


Thu December 22, 2011
(The Hollywood Reporter) Sick Rihanna throws up during concert. I hope that fan in the front row had an umbrella-ella-ella-eh-eh-eh   (hollywoodreporter.com) (57)


Wed December 21, 2011
(Yahoo) Amusing Just in case you forgot about his jewelry fetish, NewtGingrich.com redirects you to the website of Tiffany & Co  (news.yahoo.com) (53)
(Yahoo) Dumbass Ed Wade returns to the Phillies as a special consultant. Houston Astros fans confused since they're pretty sure he's been working for Philadelphia the past five seasons  (sports.yahoo.com) (12)
(The Sun) Amusing Kanye West felt like his life was threatened after a fan threw a business card at him on stage. "We risking our lives up here. You can't go throwing s*** that we gonna slip on"  (thesun.co.uk) (111)
(Deadspin) Video ESPN later regretted putting its crowd mic in the middle of a section of extremely drunk Florida International fans  (deadspin.com) (35)


Tue December 20, 2011
(News-Leader) Weird Fancy deer invade Ozarks courthouse for some caroling and piano time  (news-leader.com) (18)
(Some Guy) Silly Old and busted: Annoying Tim Tebow fans. New Hotness: Hysterical rants that fear Tebow is ushering in a new fundamentalism  (getreligion.org) (89)
(German Herald) Interesting New laboratory is growing human skin from foreskins collected from infants. It's safe, completely natural and the only side effect is that when burn victims see pretty women, they stand up straighter  (germanherald.com) (120)


Mon December 19, 2011
(TMZ) Followup All of Ryan Braun's fans can breath a sigh of relief. His positive test result for a banned substance was caused by "medication he was taking for a private medical issue" and not performance enhancing drugs  (tmz.com) (94)


Sat December 17, 2011
(Entertainment Weekly) Cool How TeenNick and a rabid fanbase resurrected the 90s  (popwatch.ew.com) (68)
(Bitten and Bound) Sad Etta James to her fans: Something's got a hold on me  (bittenandbound.com) (15)


Fri December 16, 2011
(Yahoo) Strange 5'10'' Division III white collegian who became YouTube sensation for his mind-boggling dunks signs contract with Harlem Globetrotters, hoping to attract fans who like a little vanilla in their jam. Duke sucks  (sports.yahoo.com) (19)
(MSNBC) Asinine Good: SEC to file charges against ex-Freddie, Fannie with fraud. Fark: Civil charges only, with a 'no prosecute' guarantee  (bottomline.msnbc.msn.com) (100)
(Some Guy) Followup Brewers fan girls: "Yayyyy" then "Ohhhhh..." Ryan Braun: I will flare up in revenge  (yardbarker.com) (30)
(Cleveland Plain Dealer) Hero Ever wonder what happened to that Browns fan that got bodyslammed a few years back? Me neither, but it turns out James Harrison knocked some sense into him  (cleveland.com) (48)


Thu December 15, 2011
(CNN) Amusing CNN publishes a story about some stupid crap Santorum said so they can run this fantastic image  (politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com) (86)


Wed December 14, 2011
(SeattlePI) Scary If you like drinking Mountain Dew, Squirt, Fanta Orange, Sunkist Pineapple, Gatorade Thirst Quencher, Powerade Strawberry Lemonade or Fresca congratulations: You're drinking flame retardant  (blog.seattlepi.com) (263)


Mon December 12, 2011
(Minneapolis Star Tribune) Unlikely Newt Gingrich fans the fears of electromagnetic death from above  (startribune.com) (108)
(MSNBC) Obvious New study says that enjoying the misfortune of others makes people feel better about themselves. In other news, NFL fans always happy when the Colts are playing their team  (bodyodd.msnbc.msn.com) (33)


Sun December 11, 2011
(LA Times) Obvious English Premier League is USA's top soccer league, with huge edge in TV ratings, talent, and salaries over MLS. "The passion that you see in the Premiership, it's unique. It's something that really draws American fans in"  (latimes.com) (146)
(ESPN) Interesting It's virtual crunch time again, so which players have the best -- and worst -- matchups for the fantasy playoffs? Here comes the (sports) science. It's your Week 14 Fantasy Football thread  (sports.espn.go.com) (64)


Sat December 10, 2011
(io9) Cool Ten great gift ideas for the ten major subsets of science fiction fans  (io9.com) (62)
(UPI) Obvious Coldplay announces new North American tour. Dozens of North American fans rejoice  (upi.com) (37)


Thu December 08, 2011
(RTV6) Obvious Colts owner Jim Irsay sees no reason to string along Indianapolis fans any longer, admits Manning probably won't play in 2011  (theindychannel.com) (103)


Wed December 07, 2011
(Pravda) Video Samsung unveils video of fantastic mobile device of the future  (english.pravda.ru) (38)
(ABC) Interesting What four other scrambling quarterbacks think of Tim Tebow. Opinions range from "I'm probably his biggest fan" to "enjoy the circus while it's in town"  (abcnews.go.com) (161)


Tue December 06, 2011
(CBS Sports) Cool Apparently, signing Jeff Garcia as the third-string quarterback is what Houston needed to do to get a thread. Happy now, Texans fans?  (cbssports.com) (52)


Mon December 05, 2011
(Some Guy) Cool Hockey fans donate 25,000 teddy bears in two minutes  (inquisitr.com) (16)
(ESPN) Cool Patriots fans throw snowballs and batteries at Peyton Manning in Foxboro ... just kidding, they're disappointed he wasn't playing and wished him a speedy recovery. This isn't Philadelphia, after all  (espn.go.com) (85)
(io9) Cool Ten tidbits of wisdom from scifi/fantasy movies that you can live by. Especially if you like to crush your enemies  (io9.com) (155)


Sun December 04, 2011
(Live Science) Interesting Why Atheists celebrate Christmas. Also why Trekkies celebrate March 22 in Riverside, Why Potter fanatics celebrate July 31, and why leprechauns are hoarding gold  (livescience.com) (279)
(ESPN) Interesting It's your Week 13 Fantasy Football injury update -- Kolb is good to go with the toe, Freeman trying to come up with new injuries to keep him off the field, and Ahmad Bradshaw surprised everyone except himself by showing up for practice  (espn.go.com) (72)


Sat December 03, 2011
(YouTube) Dumbass Maybe next time this dipshiat will bayonet his junk instead of his $$$ flatscreen TV, and spare future generations in the process (profanity)  (youtube.com) (36)
(Yahoo) Dumbass Golf fan gets a tattoo of Bubba Watson on his leg. See if you can spot the problem here  (sports.yahoo.com) (21)


Fri December 02, 2011
(G4TV) Interesting Minecraft creator steps down as lead designer, fans weep blocky tears of sadness  (g4tv.com) (45)
(ESPN) Strange UConn fans asked to recite Pledge of Allegiance before games, though some commie students have a problem with that; want to change mascot name to Ruskies  (espn.go.com) (36)
(JSOnline) Followup NFL attempt to stop lawsuit from fans screwed over by Jerry Jones's greed fails  (jsonline.com) (41)
(SportsGrid) Amusing Red Sox fans react to the hiring of "the first Eye-talian managah" by hitting the local airwaves. Cahl Crawwfid, you've been warned  (sportsgrid.com) (38)
(Some Guy) Obvious Gloria Estefan to join GLEE as Santana's mom?  (610wiod.com) (34)


Wed November 30, 2011
(FanNation) Interesting The fans are speaking: Tim Tebow: Pro-Bowler  (fannation.com) (216)
(Some Guy) Amusing Big Ten Championship game figures if college athletes should get paid to be at a game nobody cares about, so should the fans  (indianapolis.craigslist.org) (55)
(TMZ) Amusing This reminds me of the time that Charlie Sheen fans covered Seth McFarlane's house with toilet paper  (tmz.com) (33)


Tue November 29, 2011
(Some Guy) Cool Give it up Community fans. Your show has about as much chance of getting back on the air as Family Guy, Futurama and Arrested Development do....wait, what? They did? Huh...carry on then  (aoltv.com) (86)
(just jared) Cool If your secret fantasy was to lick Natalie Portman's face, your wish has been granted  (justjared.buzznet.com) (50)


Mon November 28, 2011
(Deadspin) Video WFAN's Mike Francesa was no cunning linguist when he tried to say "Wild Card Hunt" & mixed up two of the letters  (deadsp.in) (37)
(Washington Post) Hero If you're an NBA fan, give your TV a big hug. Network TV contracts forced the NBA to play this season  (washingtonpost.com) (261)
(AdAge) Interesting Sales of hard cider rise 25 percent in 2011, leading experts to proclaim cider the new craft beer, "drawing premium prices, coveted women drinkers and even more male fans attracted to bold flavors"  (adage.com) (53)


Sun November 27, 2011
(Some Guy) Spiffy Superfan has worn a Colts shirt for the last 3,000 consecutive days. Still doesn't stink as badly as the Colts  (courier-journal.com) (18)
(ESPN) Spiffy Vick out, Hassleback in. Hillis maybe, McGahee good. And Andre Johnson is back and ready for redemption. It's your Week 12 NFL Fantasy Football Roundup  (espn.go.com) (60)


Fri November 25, 2011
(Slicing Up Eyeballs) Amusing Amazon Elvis Costello's new boxed set priced at $260. The singer responded with a directive to fans to steal it, wait for the standalone releases, or buy Louis Armstrong's boxed set. "Frankly, his music is vastly superior"  (slicingupeyeballs.com) (72)
(My Fox DC) Sick Landlord caught hiding in air vent to spy on naked tenants. Apparently, he's a big fan  (myfoxdc.com) (50)


Thu November 24, 2011
(Washington Post) Unlikely Comic book fandom is stunned after previously-dead character is returned to life  (washingtonpost.com) (79)


Wed November 23, 2011
(Kotaku) Interesting New comic releases this week include Fantastic Four, X-Men, and RON PAUL  (kotaku.com) (7)


Tue November 22, 2011
(YouTube) Amusing Russian news anchor rotates an avian creature though more than 90 degrees on live TV (BONUS: Looks like she is a NASCAR fan)  (youtube.com) (57)
(Yahoo) Fail Yahoo picks this year's fantasy turkeys -- seven of the eight guys who've been Manning your bench this year  (sports.yahoo.com) (63)
(ESPN) Silly The waiver wire is hot, the trade deadline is hotter and my team is ice cold. It's waiver wire tuesday's fantasy football article  (sports.espn.go.com) (38)
(ABC) Asinine Rush Limbaugh finally and irrevocably Goes There, says NASCAR fans booed Michelle Obama because they hate her "Uppityism". Yes, he really actually said that, using his out loud voice and everything  (abcnews.go.com) (411)
(Short List) Unlikely Stallone announces a Rocky musical. Because if there's one thing musical theatre fans love, it's boxing  (shortlist.com) (24)
(Yahoo) Dumbass NFL fines Rex Ryan $75K, hope he'll take the advice he gave the fan  (sports.yahoo.com) (22)
(Gawker) Spiffy Gawker thanks FARK for feeding them the story of a compulsive squirrel fanatic  (gawker.com) (0)


Mon November 21, 2011
(ESPN) Spiffy All Day gets All Done, Jay Cutler cut down, Victor Cruz cruises. It's YOUR Monday (fantasy) football thread  (sports.espn.go.com) (107)
(Yahoo) Dumbass Maurice Jones Drew mocks Cleveland fans with LeBron James-style chalk toss, promptly has chalk blown back in his face by karma  (sports.yahoo.com) (32)


Sun November 20, 2011
(Talking Points Memo) Florida Star classy, NASCAR fans   (tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com) (386)
(YouTube) Amusing Cooking show visitor: "This would be fantastic for wet marijua--"  (youtube.com) (23)


Sat November 19, 2011
(Nola.com) Strange "There is no official protocol for a funeral to send off a member of the KISS Army, the fan club for the band started in the '70s, but it's hard to imagine doing a better job than the Negri family did for Nino"  (nola.com) (78)


Fri November 18, 2011
(Live Science) Spiffy If you were intensely engaged in a dynamic, bidirectional, biological dialogue when an infant you are a more erudite person than those bottle feeders  (livescience.com) (42)
(The New York Times) Cool Oregon Ducks fans show their school spirit by displaying vaginas everywhere  (nytimes.com) (59)


Thu November 17, 2011
(YouTube) Video How One Fan Accidentally Caused the 2011 Atlanta Braves to Collapse  (youtube.com) (61)
(Detroit News) Asinine Father of the Year candidate crashes car, flees, and abandons his infant and toddler daughters in Detroit  (detnews.com) (43)


Tue November 15, 2011
(CNN) Sad Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac executives score $100M payday. Hope and Change last seen sobbing in the corner of foreclosed home  (money.cnn.com) (306)
(Break) Fail While trying to look natural, Katy Perry has accidental musical instrument sync failure. Fans feel disconcerted  (break.com) (62)
(NYPost) Interesting Derek Jeter's high school in Kalamazoo, MI names its baseball field after him. Fans look forward to attending 2012 events in Overrated Stadium  (nypost.com) (100)
(Some Chopsticks Fan) Interesting If you're a fan of songs like, "Blinded by the Light" and uh... "Blinded by the Light" and... hmmmm... "Blinded by the Light" by Manfred Mann, you're in luck. "21 CDs all at once" worth of luck  (manfredmann.co.uk) (54)


Mon November 14, 2011
(Gigwise) Cool Well, at least there's some good news on the horizon, Doctor Who fans: John Barrowman doesn't think Torchwood will be back for a fifth season  (gigwise.com) (76)
(UPI) Obvious Humans became social in daylight. That says a lot about "Twilight" fans, I guess  (upi.com) (7)
(Denver Post) Amusing Broncos' fans go full Tebow, demand Denver sign him to a 20+ year contract (comments)  (denverpost.com) (140)
(IndyStar) Fail Indianapolis Colts fans, after seeing the 2009 team throw away a chance for a perfect season, may finally get their wish for 16 in a row  (indystar.com) (58)


Sun November 13, 2011
(NYPost) Followup Michele Bachmann's campaign manager apologizes for letting the [REDACTED] hit the fan  (nypost.com) (30)


Fri November 11, 2011
(Toronto Star) Interesting For Leafs fans craving an update on the status of James Reimer, here's an interview with the most qualified of sources: his mom  (thestar.com) (19)
(UPI) Asinine The worst group of fans imaginable have begun sending death threats to the Penn State whistle blower  (upi.com) (320)


Thu November 10, 2011
(Neatorama) Silly For the Star Wars fan who has everything, here's the Han Solo in carbonite ice tray  (neatorama.com) (23)
(Yahoo) Asinine How badly does the base of the GOP hate Mitt? After last night's debate all but clinched Romney's path to the nomination, they're already openly fantasizing about a brokered convention or a floor fight to draft Palin  (news.yahoo.com) (266)
(some PSU guy) Unlikely Sympathetic open letter to Penn State fans from a Buckeye  (theschoolphilly.com) (42)


Wed November 09, 2011
(ESPN) Sad HOF basketball player Ed Macauley dies at 83. Was traded by the Celtics for Bill Russell. Boston fans forever indebted  (espn.go.com) (9)
(Mirror.co.uk) Fail Westlife fan chooses boyband over her husband  (mirror.co.uk) (28)


Tue November 08, 2011
(Mirror.co.uk) Interesting Karen Gillan wants Amy Pond to die, which would simultaneously make roughly half the Doctor Who fan base happy, and inconsolable  (mirror.co.uk) (128)
(Some Guy) Obvious As classy as ever, OWS protestors vandalize street carts when the free food gets shut down. They really showed those rich snobs with their fancy hot dog carts  (losangeles.cbslocal.com) (720)


Mon November 07, 2011
(Chicago Tribune) Cool Are you ready for some Monday Night Football? Wait, can we still say that? Anyway, the Bears take on the Eagles in a vain attempt to give fans hope. It's your Monday Night Football discussion thread  (chicagotribune.com) (lots)
(Boston Herald) Dumbass Patriots, fan fail to dodge bullet  (bostonherald.com) (21)
(YouTube) Obvious Cleveland Browns fan to Cleveland Browns: "YOU ARE A FACTORY OF SADNESS"  (youtube.com) (57)


Sun November 06, 2011
(MSNBC) Fail Michelle Bachmann vows to create "millions of jobs" for Americans. No word on how she plans to make her fantasyland a reality  (today.msnbc.msn.com) (318)
(Computerworld) Amusing What Android fans think of iPhone users. Oh, this oughta be good  (computerworld.com) (208)


Fri November 04, 2011
(Mirror.co.uk) Unlikely A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away a Star Wars fan killed his smoking hot Asian wife for smashing up his toy collection  (mirror.co.uk) (314)


Thu November 03, 2011
(Mirror.co.uk) Scary Justin Beiber on Twitter: "I did not lose my virginity to a random 20-year-old fan and get her pregnant after a 30 second sex romp backstage." Justin Beiber to girl's lawyer: "I plead the fifth"  (mirror.co.uk) (291)


Wed November 02, 2011
(MLive.com) Stupid Lions fans have suffered enough. Please sign petition to keep Nickelback out of half-time show. PLEASE  (mlive.com) (52)
(brooklyn daily) Spiffy Brooklyn Daily runs a notice of FARK's annual nerd news party. "Weird news fans can meet some of the strangest minds in the business"  (brooklyndaily.com) (4)


Tue November 01, 2011
(Uproxx) Spiffy An art galley consisting of nothing but Bill Murray fan art? Sure, why not?  (uproxx.com) (26)
(LA Times) Stupid Iranian football federation suspends soccer players for celebrating a goal in an "immoral" manner: a fanny pat. Subby thinks it really should depend on the Persian doing it  (latimesblogs.latimes.com) (12)


Mon October 31, 2011
(YouTube) Video Not news: Soccer player falls to the ground. Fark: After getting sucker punched from behind by a fan. Ultra Fark: Fan promptly receives a few kicks to the head from the player's team  (youtube.com) (54)
(Some Guy) Dumbass Wall Street says it's just come up with a revolutionary idea: Free music with profits coming from concerts. You know, the idea that's been pushed by music fans for well over a decade  (allthingsd.com) (56)
(Daily Mail) Fail After receiving racy email photos from a fan, soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo confuses 'delete' and 'forward'. Hilarity ensues  (dailymail.co.uk) (17)


Sun October 30, 2011
(USA Today) Sad Scientists say that big cats like lions and tigers could be extinct in 20 years. Sports fans in Detroit rush to stock up on team memorabilia  (usatoday.com) (35)


Fri October 28, 2011
(Short List) Stupid Fancy knowing the entire plot of Mission: Impossible 4 before you drunkenly watch it on HBO next year? Well, watch this then  (shortlist.com) (27)
(Yahoo) Spiffy Elated Cardinals fan has something in his pants for David Freese  (sports.yahoo.com) (22)


Thu October 27, 2011
(fangraphs) Spiffy Fangraphs notices FARK's "asinine" tag when it comes to energy drinks in MLB clubhouses (4th section)  (fangraphs.com) (0)
(ESPN) Obvious Indianapolis Colts team president Bill Polian defends Jim Caldwell from criticism and, in doing so, reveals to Peyton fanboys that the team actually isn't "everybody from last year except Peyton"  (espn.go.com) (38)
(WSB TV) Cool Family says "aw hell no" to fire consuming their 3rd floor apartment, tosses infant to rescuers, lowers toddler via rope, then climbs down the outside of the building "like they were Spiderman"  (wsbtv.com) (36)
(Some Guy) Followup Steven Tyler would like fans to know that his fall was not alcohol-related, and OMG WTF IS THAT???  (etonline.com) (81)


Wed October 26, 2011
(Wonkette) Strange Just because you're a Birther, Oath Keeper and chaplain convicted of weapons charges while trying to citizen's arrest government officials, doesn't mean you can't also be a fan of dildos and tranny porn  (wonkette.com) (141)
(YouTube) Scary Ground-level video of teargas being used at Occupy Oakland last night (contains profanity)  (youtube.com) (91)


Sat October 22, 2011
(AccessAtlanta) Weird "Survivor" fan favorite to run for governor. No, not the naked guy  (accessatlanta.com) (35)
(ESPN) Cool WHO will break the tie between Texas and St. Louis? WILL the Cardinals pitcher grab a victory or a "Lohse"? HOW many fans will fall out of the stadium tonight? THIS is YOUR 2011 World Series: Game 3 Discussion Thread. (7:05 CST on FOX)  (espn.go.com) (950)


Fri October 21, 2011
(USA Today) Dumbass Fantasy football hires lobbyist, a former Boehner aide. Why can't they just stay away from owning RB's on the Redskins and Patriots like everyone else?  (usatoday.com) (46)
(Huffington Post) Interesting Leftist Apple fanboys' heads asplode as Steve Jobs is revealed as having advised Obama he was headed for a one-term presidency unless he stopped shiatting on business and busted the teachers' unions  (huffingtonpost.com) (277)
(YouTube) Amusing Beyonce interacts with fan during concert. Does the fan say a) you're so amazing b) don't make me sing c) putting on the ritz?  (youtube.com) (14)


Thu October 20, 2011
(FilmDrunk) Scary The search for the most unbalanced Ashton Kutcher fan has ended  (filmdrunk.uproxx.com) (25)
(Screen Rant) Cool In light of the success of the "Game of Thrones" series, here are 10 other fantasy novel series that could be great as a TV show  (screenrant.com) (345)
(Leave Lou Alone) Amusing While it usually sounds as if Vancouver fans boo Lou, they actually Louuu Lou. Except for last night, as the fans who usually Louuu Lou booed Lou too  (theprovince.com) (58)


Wed October 19, 2011
(Daily Mail) Misc Gwen Stefani unveils line of children's clothing for kids with FREAKISHLY HUGE HEADS  (dailymail.co.uk) (36)
(Some Guy) Amusing A hockey fan's guide to the World Series. "World Series: The Rangers have a legitimate chance to win the championship. NHL: Not so much"  (downgoesbrown.com) (86)


Tue October 18, 2011
(UPI) Interesting Brigham Young researchers find link between media profanity and teen violence, wag fingers sternly  (upi.com) (56)
(Canada.com) Sad 23 mentally unstable Swedish women convicted for possession of child pornography, wrecking perfect fantasy with just one word  (canada.com) (36)


Sun October 16, 2011
(YouTube) Video The Walken Dead (some profanity)  (youtube.com) (15)


Sat October 15, 2011
(Slate) PSA Do you have inquisitive children that are huge Star Wars fans but are flummoxed by the prequels? Here's a guide for parents to handle the strain of the prequels without having to watch them  (slate.com) (53)


Thu October 13, 2011
(New York Daily News) Spiffy Watch out San Diego Comic Con fans, New York's version is becoming more powerful, may swipe it out from under your nerdy noses. That's right, dems' fightin' words  (nydailynews.com) (36)
(YouTube) Video Guy straps a big fan to his back, flys a parachute to the top of a mountain, camps through a thunderstorm, flys his parachute back home. Tadaaa  (youtube.com) (62)
(Yahoo) Obvious Sports fans boo an anti-cancer commercial shown before a hockey game because it showed players from an opposing team. Oh, come on, do I even need to tell you which city this happened in?  (sports.yahoo.com) (127)
(AZCentral) Amusing Everyone in gritty Gila Bend, AZ, "the fan belt capital of the world," excited to receive monster visit from Prince Harry, in town for Apache helicopter training  (azcentral.com) (52)


Wed October 12, 2011
(MTV) Stupid Evanescence to plan more US tour dates for 2012. Fan is starting to line up for tickets  (mtv.com) (72)
(YouTube) Video The Miami Dolphins' "Suck for Luck" campaign now includes new viral video that tells hardcore fans to think differently  (youtube.com) (55)

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