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90 headlines found matching 'family members'
Mon September 25, 2017
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(CNN)
 
 
 
Usher is hailed as a hero for stopping a church gunman. Almost makes up for Bieber
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Church that beats the gay out also keeps slaves and helps members commit unemployment fraud, as long as they kickback, excuse me tithe
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Thu September 21, 2017
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Duterte promises to kill his own son if drug rumors are true
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Rick Flair discusses what almost killed him. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Wed September 20, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The country's opioid crisis is so bad life expectancy numbers are being cut short
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida: If the hurricanes don't get you, the sinkholes will
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Family receives 7-figure settlement and cop gets jail time for negligence in man's drowning death. Why, *yes*, the victim was white
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Tue September 19, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Donny Half-Scoop ends Secret Service protection, because he wants more privacy. No, really. Why are you laughing?
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Mon September 18, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Mystery woman has been crashing every funeral at local church for 14 years just so she can stuff her face at the free buffet
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Sat September 16, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
World's second-oldest person gets promoted
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Thu September 14, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
After 26 years of research, this author believes he can identify Jack the Ripper
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Mon September 11, 2017
(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
There once was a 5'10" kid from Milan, Italy who refused to quit
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(Salon)
 
 
 
The events of September 11, 2001 have put us in an unwinnable war. Will we ever make our way out of it?
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Thu September 07, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Over the past 18 months, 60,000 USB flash drives have been smuggled into Best Korea
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Mon September 04, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Hearing the DACA program will end, and now this? It's like Christmas came early for some of Trump's supporters
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Before there were dubious memes and Snopes to debunk them, there were the Cottingley Fairies, the original fake news
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Sun September 03, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump and Melania go to church. Where did she get that DRESS? It's awful. And those shoes and that coat-- JEEEZ
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
An obituary for Sumiteru Taniguchi. He spent his whole life showing others what happens when a highly reactive Fat Man is allowed to destroy lives. (Warning: graphic picture in article.)
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
This just in: LinkedIn is nearly useless for actually getting a job
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Fri September 01, 2017
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Curbed
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Thu August 31, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I have a medical condition that prevents me from driving, so my husband drives me everywhere and never complains. The problem is, he drives like a maniac, speeding and taking risks. He won't listen to my concerns. What do I do?"
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Wed August 30, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Mueller teams up with New York's Attorney General to expand probe. In unrelated news, Trump can't pardon state crimes
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Mon August 28, 2017
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Mother worries her drug-addicted son is better served by prison than by being released
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Sat August 26, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
As expected, the vultures are swooping over the Massachusetts lottery winner's house. Police patrols have increased
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Fri August 25, 2017
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
White Supremacist and Trump supporter, Richard Spencer, is a frequent guest at Trump's International Hotel in DC, which is weird, since he also rents a home in Alexandria, VA, about 30 minutes away. Bonus: He planned the Charlottesville rally there
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Thu August 24, 2017
(Stat News)
 
 
 
Aetna notifies 12,000 patients by mail that their HIV medication are going to be changed. Fark: With the letters "HIV" visible from the envelope window. Remember folks, it's spelled HIPAA, not HIPPO
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Who do you believe?
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(CBS 58 Milwaukee)
 
 
 
Problem: Your beloved relative passed away, you've been asked to say something at the wake, but you really need a shot of liquid courage first. Solution: Serve booze AT the wake
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Tue August 22, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My husband's is having an affair with his dying best friend's wife and acting as a father to their children. When the friend dies, he will divorce me and marry his mistress. Should I try to save the marriage or just let it go?"
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Sat August 19, 2017
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Good news: Spanish terror cell 'completely dismantled'. Bad news: Van driver in Barcelona attack still at large
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Thu August 17, 2017
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Kentuckians protest eclipse
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Sat August 12, 2017
(Columbia Daily Tribune)
 
 
 
Is it dusty in here? Couple, inseparable in life, buried in one casket after dying 30 hours apart
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Thu August 10, 2017
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
You never want to go into prison already having the nickname of 'Donald Trump with a Maine accent'
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Mon August 07, 2017
(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
Remains of US soldier laid to rest---75 years after he died in a prison camp following the Bataan Death March
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(WRCB)
 
 
 
Radio host blames deputies for ruining his life and career, for arresting him over such petty things as domestic assault and child abuse
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Showing that they are capable of looking ahead and anticipating future issues from their healthcare plan, Trump administration takes steps to limit nursing home residents' ability to sue for negligence or abuse
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Thu August 03, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Got $81mil from the world's biggest cyberheist you need to launder? A baccarat binge will leave your newly clean funds shaken, not stirred
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Wed August 02, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump and Sens Cotton (R-AK ) and Perdue (R-GA) unveil a bill to slash legal immigration levels by half called the Reforming American Immigration for Strong Employment, or RAISE act mostly because "Fark YOU Brown People" doesn't make a cool acronym
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
How much should I spend on a wedding present?
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Tue August 01, 2017
(CNBC)
 
 
 
61% of those polled are fine with buggering up the national economy just to score political points. These folks are: A)Brexiters B)Elderly C)Idiots D)All of the above
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Hats off to Adrian Beltre
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Mon July 31, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
One-fifth of British MPs still employ at least one family member, giving hope to Trumps everywhere
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Sun July 30, 2017
(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
We're off to take a whizzer, a wonderful whiz in the yard. A whiz of a whiz, a whiz in the yard, if ever a whiz there was. If ever a whiz of a whiz there was, a whiz in the yard is one because because because because because becaaaaaaaaus we said so
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Dog runs to find help after two girls are struck by lightning. That dog gets the Hero tag and a steak
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
P l e a s e
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Tue July 25, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
Conservative media: How can Democrats be offering a "better deal" when we're already offering the bigliest and most bestest deal there is?
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Mon July 24, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Anonymous ICE agent to The New Yorker: There are no more rules, just a demand to round them up. So, feel free to feel contempt for us because we suck
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Sun July 23, 2017
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Jeb Bush and Mark Cuban join each other at rally in Central Park to criticize Trump, where Cuban vowed a 2020 run against Trump...could Jeb be his VP?
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Fri July 21, 2017
(Florida Today)
 
 
 
You and your friend come across a man struggling in a pond, obviously in distress, so naturally you A) call for assistance, B) try to find a way to help get him to shore, or C) laugh and film him as he drowns
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Wed July 19, 2017
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Demo Tracks, Tupac Shakur, Crusty panties, Burly black men in thong underwear, Rosie O'Donnell, and Madonna. Mix ingredients until smooth and bake in an ungreased baking pan at 450 for an hour. Let cool for 10 minutes. Serve and Enjoy
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Tue July 18, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
You may want to sit down for this, but Trump's lawyer Jay Sekulow runs a shady nonprofit that raises hundreds of millions, has a board stocked with Sekulow's family members, and spends all of its money on a company controlled by Sekulow
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Mon July 17, 2017
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Michael Flynn catches a few waves, hums Back in the U.S.S.R.
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Sun July 16, 2017
(Townhall)
 
 
 
California will go its own way concerning dealing with climate change during the Trump Administration, requires solar panels on all homes and windmills on all farms. Why yes, Clownhall has a problem with this
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Sat July 15, 2017
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
I'll see your 8-pound bass caught on a Buzz Lightyear pole and raise with a 381-pound dressed tuna caught by a 12-year-old
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Supreme Court asked to decide if grandparents are actually relative. Er, I mean relatives
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Fri July 14, 2017
(WISN Milwaukee)
 
 
 
In a huge disappointment to Fark, this cop didn't beat, shoot or kill anyone. She donated a kidney to a child
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Hawaiian judge rules that Pop-Pop and Nana are probably not going to kill us all
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Thu July 13, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Trump now says there were "traitors" who leaked Fredo's emails
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Tue July 11, 2017
(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Not news: Man dies from bullet wound. Fark: 59 years later
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
In Arkansas, a woman has to ask her rapist for permission to get an abortion if the rape results in pregnancy
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Mon July 10, 2017
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Okay, you know what, let's assume you guys really didn't collude with Russia. You sure did try your hardest to do so though. If you people worked as hard to fix America as you did trying to collude with Russia, you may have made America great again
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Fri July 07, 2017
(Vox)
 
 
 
What Google searches tell us about peoples' REAL sexual desires
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Mon July 03, 2017
(The State)
 
 
 
Cemetery where subby's grandparents, cousin, father, and assorted other relatives are buried was vandalized last night. What the hell is wrong with people?
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Thu June 29, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Travel Ban 2.0 starts today. Are you ready for the next step towards isolationism and global mockery?
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Wed June 28, 2017
(Fox9 Minneapolis)
 
 
 
+1 Darwin
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Tue June 27, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Forget dish sets, towels and kitchen appliances, couples are now asking for bitcoin on their wedding registries
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Mon June 26, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
This Week in the Lower Courts: 14 months is too lenient a sentence for a cop who beat up a three-year-old; you can tell a cop he won't walk away from your property, but he has a taser; and brothel robbery is a federal crime
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
One month before the election, the Deutsche Bank was negotiating to settle federal and state charges that it aided a possible Russian money-laundering scheme. So, it gave $285 million to Kushner's real estate firm. But it's not a conflict of interest
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Sat June 24, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Mobster Sonny Franzese, at age 100, can now live a free life and try to make a world a better place
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Thu June 22, 2017
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Iraqi-American Christians can't fathom why they're being deported. "I voted for Trump, I don't think he's a bad guy"
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(Roll Call)
 
 
 
At Iowa rally, Trump tried to sound a bipartisan note by stating that he would like to work with Democrats, and thought that what he was saying might make it harder to work with them. Then he proclaimed, "who cares." Well, at least we know he tried
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
French Instagram fitness model killed in whipped cream mishap
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Tue June 20, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Fire Controlman 1st Class Gary Rehm, three months short of retirement, saved 20 sailors from a flooding compartment on the Fitzgerald. He drowned after he went back in for the last six of his "kids." "He said, 'If my kids die, I'm going to die.'"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
In shocking news, Trump's new lawyer is another right wing grifter
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Scientists discover a genetic basis for Björk
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Work detail guard collapses. Prisoners immediately escape. Just kidding, they perform CPR and call an ambulance
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Sat June 17, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
New poll reveals most Americans think Trump committed a felony. Although the results are equally split between collusion with Russians, his charity, his casinos, Trump University, the way he treats women
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Scalise was almost dead from gunshot wound when he arrived at the hospital. Surely, this will change his views on guns. Did the NRA send any "you almost died because we exist" cards?
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Fri June 16, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
More adults have died from eating laundry pods than kids. Why adults are eating either one remains a mystery
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Tue June 13, 2017
(KTVH Helena)
 
 
 
Unlike Congress, this woman is going to jail for health care fraud
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby takes care of a friend's exotic birds and is thinking of getting one like an African Gray. He is looking for more advice on macaws, cockatoos, other parrots, etc.? Do you or know somebody that owns one and what advice would you give?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My wife of 20 years has informed me she no longer is interested in sex. She says I can get a girlfriend but must be discreet, no sleepovers, and none of our friends, family, or kids can find out. Can I go for it or is it a trap?"
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(Orlando Weekly)
 
 
 
1 year later, 27 Pulse survivors, family members and first responders share their stories
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Mon June 12, 2017
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Whether you agree or disagree with his policies, at least you knew the man was competent enough to be President and actually cared about the country. Happy 93rd Birthday, 41st
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Fri June 09, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
And on the third day, God created the Remington bolt action rifle, so we'd have a reason to be dragged to Mosul by our parents to be home schooled
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Tue June 06, 2017
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Seven things to do if you win a huge lotto jackpot surprisingly doesn't include "pinch yourself, you have probably overslept your alarm and need to get to your minimum wage job"
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Mon June 05, 2017
(AOL)
 
 
 
The American opioid epidemic may be devastating, but it's good business for one business and their complete lack of morals, ethics, or ability to not break laws
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Sat June 03, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Brother of man who dismembered boy found dead in closet in Brooklyn." What's the German word for that?
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Thu June 01, 2017
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
An analysis of Trump's linguistic patterns and typos on Twitter shows he is obsessed with two things: Himself and Obama
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Tue May 30, 2017
(Rare.us)
 
 
 
Man walks onto property, unplugs bounce house during birthday party trapping children inside, walks away. Yep, Florida
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