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87 headlines found matching 'family members'
Wed December 07, 2016
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Regime seizes most of Aleppo. Trump would get a briefing on this, but someone mocked him on Twitter
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Tue December 06, 2016
(Some Spartacus)
 
 
 
Kirk Douglas turns 100 this week. ""My only job is to stay well and rested so I can show up and be charming"
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(South Jersey Courier-Post)
 
 
 
Kellyanne Conway is going to hell, leading the parade
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Justin Trudeau discusses improvements in Canada's refugee system. Expects huge increase around January 20th. Everyone should dress warmly
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Thu December 01, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
"Ivanka Trump: Climate Czar" You know, considering who got her daddy into power, "czar" seems like a very appropriate title
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Wed November 30, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
The seven accusations that were made in the A&E's docu-series "Leah Remini: Scientology And The Aftermath" include statutory rape, physical abuse, and disconnection from anyone critical of the Church of Scientology
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Tue November 29, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I am an open, happy woman who identifies as a lesbian. However, one of my straight male friends thinks I am sexually attracted to him and keeps bring up date ideas we can go on. He won't listen; do I drop the friendship or ignore it?"
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Mon November 28, 2016
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Accused face-biter's Google searches are even more bizarre than you imagined
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Fri November 25, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My brother-in-law tried listening in on my partner and I having sex. Is that f*cked up? I think that's f*cked up"
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Wed November 23, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Mitt Romney currently beating out Giuliani for Secretary of State...which really doesn't seem like much of an accomplishment, to be honest
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Sat November 19, 2016
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Pope names seventeen new Cardinals, hopes to unseat the Chicago Cubs as NLDS Champions
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Thu November 17, 2016
(The Stack)
 
 
 
If you share a single Apple ID between your wife's iPhone and yours, call your girlfriend from a payphone
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Wed November 16, 2016
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The rare headline question that is answered not only yes, but "Hell Yes"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump gets to decide if his transition team will have a code of ethics. That's the joke
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
MN police officer charged with 2nd degree manslaughter in shooting death of Philando Castile
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(Catholic League)
 
 
 
The corruption of American culture is evident in many ways, but few markers are more telling than the way Hollywood entertains us at Christmastime
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Fri November 11, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Auto-erotic asphyxiation
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Wed November 09, 2016
(CNBC)
 
 
 
The quote that didn't mean to say it all: "'Not really much to say,' said Marc Lasry, a billionaire credit investor"
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Tue November 08, 2016
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Everything you wanted to know about online election hoaxes, but refuse to believe they're hoaxes
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Mon November 07, 2016
(WorldNetDaily)
 
 
 
President Obama encourages illegal aliens to vote and promises that we won't prosecute voter fraud
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Fri November 04, 2016
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Congratulations on your induction into the Pro Football Hall of Fame, here's your gold jacket. Sorry, Mrs. Stabler, you don't get one. If Ken wanted one he shouldn't have died
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Thu November 03, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I had a summer fling with a guy, and once our internship was over, we went back home to opposite sides of the country. Well, he's dying and says I should be with him during his final months. Am I being selfish by not being with him?"
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Wed November 02, 2016
(Time)
 
 
 
Couple married for 74 years dies only hours apart. Amazingly, article does not contain the phrase "in a blaze of gunfire"
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(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
Ex-Marine Confesses To Strangling Woman While On Witness Stand. I thought they had bailiffs to prevent that kind of thing
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I gave my male partner a pair of my panties to wear; it was hot. He started wearing lingerie in the bedroom. It was hot. He has started to wear it around the house and under his work clothes. It's not hot. What do I do?"
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Mon October 31, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
U.S. orders its consulate staff to leave Istanbul not Constantinople, leave Istanbul not Constantinople. So if you have a civilian family member in Constantinople, they'll be waiting to leave Istanbul
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Sun October 30, 2016
(CBS Chicago)
 
 
 
Headline: dead people are casting ballots from beyond the grave. Article: probably not, but made you look
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(AP News)
 
 
 
The selection of the jury that will acquit Michael Slager has begun
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Sat October 29, 2016
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Coroner: Oops so I accidentally cremated the wrong man. They both had the same name
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Fri October 28, 2016
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
None of Trump's kids have donated to his campaign
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Thu October 27, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
Alex Jones may have just gone full anti-Semite
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Wed October 26, 2016
(WSOCTV)
 
 
 
Judge declares mistrial in NASCAR driver Mike Wallace's Rascall Flatts beating case when he realizes two other witnesses were sitting in open court as first one was on the stand
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Tue October 25, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Vatican issues some guidelines on cremation, saying they should stick together
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: When my brother went off to college, I shared my Netflix password with him. Now, he's back home, working and living with my folks. He wants to use my Netflix; I won't let him and my family has disowned me. What do I do?"
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Sat October 22, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump backs off statement that Mexico will pay for the wall. Claims now Mexico will "reimburse" the U.S. for it. Coming up next: Mexico will lease the wall
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Back in the good ol' days we didn't even have professional lice removal businesses. Mom had to shave off all the body hair. And I mean all
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Thu October 20, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Baby Finster has pulled the same gag fifty times this year already
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My husband I have two kids through IVF; we have leftover frozen embryos. My sister-in-law had aggressive cancer; she has no viable embryos. She wants to use mine but I can't stop thinking she'll raise my kids. Am I being selfish?"
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Mon October 17, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Any suggestions on how to ensure guests don't drink more than they brought at a potluck wedding? Would drink tickets look bad? SO's side has a drinking problem and is cheap
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Sat October 15, 2016
(Bustle)
 
 
 
You've been eating pizza wrong your whole life. Except in New York. You're fine
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Fri October 14, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Carmelo Anthony considers it 'disrespectful' that he is the 15th best player according to a magazine
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Thu October 13, 2016
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Have you ever called your spouse by your pet's name? HERE COMES THE SCIENCE
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Wed October 12, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Better ingredients, better pizza, better way to check on grandma after a hurricane, Papa John's
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Sat October 08, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Overzealous CPS officials take children away from their mother for feeding her son nuts
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Tue October 04, 2016
(Time)
 
 
 
Six-year-old boy shot in S.C. school will be buried as Batman: "Pallbearers will dress as superheroes and people attending also are encouraged to wear costumes"
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Mon October 03, 2016
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
SCOTUS to hear cases involving insider trading, death penalty, taxpayer funds helping religious schools, false arrests. Why not just call ties now, be done with it?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Big ass news: Kim Kardashian held up at gunpoint by assholes in the pulsating sphincter of Europe
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Thu September 29, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My stepson died last month and all I can feel is relief; I watched him destroy himself over the last fifteen years and spin nothing but lies. My stepdaughter feels the same way. However, my wife thinks we're being callous. Are we?"
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Wed September 28, 2016
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
So what will be your digital legacy after you die? Submitter is looking at his
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Sun September 25, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
This could be the last police shooting video North Carolina ever releases thanks to a proposed new law
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Fri September 23, 2016
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Feds say Cleveland man bought 28 houses in the Cleveland area and used them as fronts for his drug selling business, say they became suspicious when they realized someone was voluntarily buying real estate in Cleveland
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(Tales of the Cocktail)
 
 
 
Let's raise a toast in honor of the women who stormed a New Orleans bar 67 years ago to demand they be sold cocktails
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(KSTP St. Paul)
 
 
 
Expert calls Minnesota terror program "revolutionary". Aren't they usually?
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Thu September 22, 2016
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Seven-month-old baby found dead after being left in car at NASA's Marshall Space Flight Center. People, it's not rocket science
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
No, it's Becky
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Wed September 21, 2016
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Protester shot and critically wounded by another civilian in Charlotte. Three wounded including police transported to hospital. State of emergency has been declared
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump campaign refutes the Washington Post story about Trump using his charity's money for lawsuits and other personal wants by saying only the Clintons would do that with their charity. Well, that settles that then
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Tue September 20, 2016
(Ottawa Citizen)
 
 
 
Most Canadian serial killer ever tracked down by his Canadian Tire hockey bag
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Minnesota Stabber went to the mall to get an iPhone. Having seen the build quality and price lately, I'd snap too
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Why black millennials aren't flocking to her Majesty. TLDR: two party system sucks
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Sun September 18, 2016
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Police in Florida are under the impression that you give up your first amendment rights when you become a football player
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Cowboy Bob has risen to the Chuckwagon Theater in the sky
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
4 killed, 42 injured when charter bus carrying college football team hits overpass. Subby was on the scene, and won't be sleeping tonight
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Thu September 15, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I was driving and hit a 5-year-old. I was not charged; he ran out onto the road while his mother was distracted. He is permanently disabled; I have PTSD now. I have no insurance and was told to sue the parents. Should I?"
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(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
People don't watch reality television to see contestants get humiliated, they watch it to see contestants succeed. Unlikely tag voted off the island
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Sat September 10, 2016
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Twenty-two people share stories about the kindest thing that people have ever done for them. Yes, even if you're dead inside you'll feel something
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Fri September 09, 2016
(NBC News)
 
 
 
House votes to let 9/11 victims sue Saudi Arabia. This should end well
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Wed September 07, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
Think your bucket list is impressive? This guy got a 2,000 km ambulance ride from Victoria BC to Moose Jaw SK so he could die in the house he built and be buried in the cemetery he established
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
It's never good when your crazy brother drags a propane tank into the house and starts pouring tequila over it
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Tue September 06, 2016
(Courier Mail)
 
 
 
We all know someone who drives us nuts by the way they eat, but are you driven to blind rage at the sound of *anyone* chewing?
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Mon September 05, 2016
(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Mac cyber security bundle. When you don't trust your Mac. Does not include tin foil. (Sponsored Link)
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Sat September 03, 2016
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
This is World Beard Day. Show your work
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Taco trucks are already on every corner in LA and surprise, the world hasn't ended. Unless you count having a food coma as "ended"
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Rosetta Stone language box set. The English version could be fascinating. (Sponsored Link)
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Fri September 02, 2016
(Bluefield Daily Telegraph)
 
 
 
Not news: Abandoned mine entrance will be sealed to prevent further tragedy. Ultra wake screaming in the night Fark: with the last guy who entered still inside
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Wed August 31, 2016
(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Here's what it feels like when you get your ass to "Mars"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Gene Wilder died while listening to "Somewhere Over The Rainbow", his favorite song. What song do you want to listen to when you die?
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Sat August 27, 2016
(The Root)
 
 
 
Question of the day: "Did Oklahoma police go too far when they pepper-sprayed an 84-year-old woman?" Uhhh, who exactly is taking the 'No' side on this? (with video)
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Mon August 22, 2016
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Man finds someone to spend the rest of his life with on dating site, mostly because she killed him after the first date
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Boy band devastated after dream holiday cancelled in error
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Sat August 20, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
In shocking news, North Korea claims that the diplomat who recently defected is a dangerous criminal and a sexual deviant
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Fri August 19, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Half of UK parents allow children to drink alcohol at home. The other half prefer their kids drink down to the pub
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
If your funeral wishes were to be cremated and spread across the Everglades, this funeral home hopes you'll accept the consolation prize of being left out in the Florida heat until you spoil
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Thu August 18, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Naked Donald Trump statues erected in multiple cities. In other news, eyebleach sales have skyrocketed (Not safe for work)
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Tue August 16, 2016
(The Marshall Project)
 
 
 
A bankruptcy court judge visits a criminal court in the Bronx and is shocked. Well, she's shocked. The rest of us aren't actually shocked
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Sun August 14, 2016
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
After the most recent dump of data by DNC hackers, it's the big chance for that special breed of guy who has been waiting for his chance for phone sex. With Nancy Pelosi
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Sat August 13, 2016
(CTV News)
 
 
 
I'm sorry. Should we not have named a drink after a serial killer who fed women to his pigs? Was that wrong?
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