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139 headlines found matching 'family'
Sat October 25, 2014
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(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
Family of infant scalded by hot coffee at Denny's wins $500,000 lawsuit. Jackie Chiles impressed
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Fri October 24, 2014
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
When Lorne Michaels saved America: how 5 mins on SNL saved the country from a decade of Ashlee and Jessica Simpson and their family dominating the reality TV airwaves
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Thu October 23, 2014
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Not news: U.S. Senate candidate attacks opponent for not supporting higher minimum wage. News: Her family's burger business pays minimum wage. Fark: The name of the business is Hugh Jass Burgers
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Wed October 22, 2014
(The Irish Times)
 
 
 
Family rescued from cable car, had been hanging around between the hours of 9 AM and 5 PM waiting for someone to come
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Tue October 21, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Finally -- Audio and crime scene photos of the drunken Palin family brawl have been released, complete with Sarah begging Bristol not to curse when talking to police
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(426)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
"Family Feud is the best (and dirtiest) thing on TV"
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(31)
 


Thu October 16, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Family who buried grandmother with her mobile phone receives spooky text responses (when the number is re-assigned to an aspiring prankster)
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(KATU)
 
 
 
"Family questions goat" in E. coli deaths. Just the facts, kid
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(18)
 
(Trust.org)
 
 
 
Family farms found to still produce more than 80 percent of the world's food. Guess all those FarmAid concerts with Willie Nelson in the 1980s must have worked
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Wed October 15, 2014
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Daniel Bryan may need Tommy John surgery. BAH GAWD KING, THAT MAN HAS A FAMILY TO FEED
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Tue October 14, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this family of bears
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Mon October 13, 2014
(NYPost)
 
 
 
You know your dad is a real prick when he gives away the family dog to strangers on Craigslist
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(124)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
You're doing your family a favor if you can avoid giving birth to your child in Alabama or Louisiana
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(33)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Good: The head of the anti-gay "Family Research Council" gets called out on TV. Holy Fark: By Fox news
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(223)
 


Sun October 12, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The moral of this story is trust no one. And if you are having a stroke have someone call a friend or family member to come and get your $10,000 wheelchair instead of leaving it with a stranger who steals it and tries to sell it on Craigslist
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Fri October 10, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
The police report on the brawl the Palin family was involved in is out, and it's even more white trash-tastic than you thought it would be. My favorite line: "[P]eople were saying things like 'fark the Palins.'"
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Wed October 08, 2014
(Life News)
 
 
 
TLC censors Duggar family's pro-life t-shirts, which means viewers will be forced to assume a couple with 19 kids are abortionists
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(108)
 
(ABC11 North Carolina)
 
 
 
Police to black foster kid: Why are you in this white family's house? Kid: Because I live here. Police: That's a pepper-spraying
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Tue October 07, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
It's important to do things together as a family. Note: "Gunfights" don't count
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Mon October 06, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Get out your small violins, folks: The family of that guy who brought Ebola to Texas is feeling ostracized and unloved by their neighbors
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Sat October 04, 2014
(Chattanooga Times Free Press)
 
 
 
Seventeen-year-old "Good child" arrested for raping 69 year old male jogger. "I know he didn't do it," his mother said. "He ain't a pedophile," another family member said
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(CBS Dallas/Ft. Worth)
 
 
 
County Judge Clay Jenkins, the top elected official of Dallas County, visited the Ebola-quarantined family then drove them to an isolated 4 bedroom home donated by another citizen
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(60)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Here's a schedule of the 300+ horror movies on TV this October. Tell all family and friends no calls for 30 days
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(33)
 


Fri October 03, 2014
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Woman named Isis wants media to stop using ISIS. Family friend Al Qaeda seen nodding in agreement
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(73)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
Video
 
You've hit the Family Guy fight scene nexus. All of the Family Guy fight scenes you can ask for. It's beautiful. It's wonderful. It's everything you've ever hoped fight scenes could be
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Thu October 02, 2014
(Village Voice)
 
 
 
Let's gather round to read Tim LaHaye's ridiculous guides to sex, family, and how to hate gay people
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(73)
 


Wed October 01, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man pans for gold for 18 months to make fiancee's wedding ring, hopes that he's the only gold digger in the family
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Tue September 30, 2014
(GQ)
 
 
 
George Zimmerman's family hoped to capitalize on the exonerated trigger-happy murderer's infamy by getting a reality television show, saying they "got the idea from the Kardashians." Fortunately, Hollywood refused
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Mon September 29, 2014
(Salon)
 
 
 
In news that should surprise exactly no one, George Zimmerman and his family are paranoid, insane, greedy, gun-loving doomsday-prepper nutjobs
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(273)
 
(LAist)
 
 
 
"Modern Family" director/editor livetweets LAX-bound drunk's inflight ranting. More entertaining than you would think
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(44)
 
(KPHO Phoenix)
 
 
 
Family wakes up to find their pet cow dead, surrounded by softballs
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(53)
 


Sun September 28, 2014
(Advertising Age)
 
 
 
Want to run your 30-second commercial during "Modern Family," "Sunday Night Football" or "DWTS"? Here's which prime time shows give you the biggest advertising bang for the buck
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(13)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Alaska gets 2nd big earthquake in as many days. No damage reported, but it did break up three brawls involving the Palin family
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Sat September 27, 2014
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Turns out, Dollar General's attempted bid for Family Dollar isn't viewed as viable by several states
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(18)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The only female Arab pilot to take part in action against ISIS is disowned by her family. Scary tag considered for possible consequences, Cool tag for UAE treating women as people, but both lose to Followup tag due to original FoxNews idiocy
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Thu September 25, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I'm a web designer and make great money, but I'm ashamed to tell my family that it comes from designing pornographic websites. Am I right to be embarrassed or ashamed? Or should I be proud?"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hope Solo believes The Fappening went "beyond the bounds of human decency", wishes she could punch the people responsible like they were family members
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Wed September 24, 2014
(10 News)
 
 
 
Family of 13-year-old girl whose hearing aids were stolen at school contacts TV station after complaints fall on deaf ears
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Normally a list of sex tips can be pretty erotic. Unless it's a list of sex tips from the Duggar family
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(Salon)
 
 
 
How Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: is destroying America one family at a time
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Not news: Family celebrates arrival of their first baby girl. FARK: In 101 years (w/pics)
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Tue September 23, 2014
(WorldNetDaily)
 
 
 
Family court judges have killed the American Family. Because God knows, every couple who needs a judge to settle their disputes had a perfect marriage
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
For 300 years, the house sat there patiently. Until that fateful night, when the family decided to go out to dinner
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Sun September 21, 2014
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Within five years we could all have a digital twin who is capable of making decisions, filling out forms, talking to your family and friends, satisfying your wife, letting friends know when you die, taking over your life and raising your children
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Sat September 20, 2014
(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Discovery ends their partnership with Hasbro and plans to rebrand The Hub as The Discovery Family Network. Bronies from coast to coast now on 24 hour suicide watch
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Fri September 19, 2014
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
If you're going to start a family business and expand to eight locations, try to not have them all be in New Jersey. Also, try to not have them all be brothels. Just saying
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(21)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Children with incarcerated fathers found to be more likely to be held back a grade, presumably because their family is used to being kept in small rooms all day and being told what to do
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(5)
 
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Someone speaks out against sexism in a medium you enjoy. Do you A) Harrass them online; B)Threaten to kill them and their family or C) Threaten to blow up a conference where they are receiving an award
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Thu September 18, 2014
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Al Jean says that when The Simpsons kills off a character in the upcoming season premiere, that character will stay dead, unlike what happened with Family Guy. Smart money's on Krusty and Grandpa
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Tue September 16, 2014
(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
Your car almost out of gas? No problem, just steal one with a full tank. But for the love of FSM don't be an idiot and park on the side of the highway with your stolen car and use a call box to report that your family has been killed
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Mon September 15, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Sarah Palin's people finally weigh in on these ridiculous rumors that the family was involved in a drunken brawl in Anchorage... by pointing out that the other guy started it and Track got messed up pretty bad in the fight, cracking a couple ribs
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Fri September 12, 2014
(News9 Oklahoma)
 
 
 
Woman accuses husband of cheating, beats him with metal pipe then runs over family dog. Yes alcohol was involved. (tag is for dog)
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Thu September 11, 2014
(Telegram)
 
 
 
Nobody who can talk knows exactly what the family did behind drawn shades, but we do know it involved bad smells, infestation of vermin, crime scene tape, and a hazmat cleanup crew
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Mon September 08, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Family of responsible gun owners allow their 5 year-old son to go on an unsupervised hunting trip, seem shocked and appalled to learn the kid managed to shoot himself in the face with a shotgun because "he knew better"
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(217)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Family creates an exact replica of their living room at a kennel so their dog wouldn't get homesick when the family goes on vacation... Once again proving that some people have way too much money
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Sat September 06, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Family's home is seized by the city of Philadelphia because their drug kingpin son got busted with $40 worth of heroin
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(178)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
From MST3K season four, it's the classic, dreary Manos: The Hands of Fate. Spend some quality time with Joel, Servo, and Crow as they tackle this tale of a lost family, The Master, and, of course, Torgo. "Been hittin' the Thighmaster, Torgo?"
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Thu September 04, 2014
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Your wingnut family members' posting to Facebook endless stories that Michael Brown had a sealed juvenile murder charge. Reality: St. Louis County says that it can confirm that he did not
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Wed September 03, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
The family of the nine-year-old girl who mowed down an instructor at a gun range with an Uzi wants everyone to pray. Because that will make it all better
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Mon September 01, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
If you had 'before she's even out of a coma' in the 'How long will it take Joan Rivers' family to consider suing the doctor who was working on her when her heart stopped' come on up and collect your prize. It's a book of carpet samples
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Sat August 30, 2014
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Doctors to Joan Rivers's family: "Can we talk?"
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(80)
 
(11 Alive)
 
 
 
Interview with teen who was assaulted by his family during their "pray the gay away" intervention. He says that he's going to donate some of the almost $90k raised for him to gay youth groups
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(152)
 


Fri August 29, 2014
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
"I would like to thank you for solving a 10-year family mystery as to who stole the hot dog"
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(32)
 
(News 3 Las Vegas)
 
 
 
Cliven Bundy's son continues his family's fight against tyranny by pulling all five of his children from local public schools because the tyrannical bureaucrats who run them had the temerity to say his kids couldn't carry knives at school
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(178)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Fun: Family day at your parent's job. AWESOME: Your parent works on an aircraft carrier, and you get to see F/A-18s break the sound barrier (pics)
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(61)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Teen comes out to his family that he's gay. They support his deci... aw, who am I kidding? They beat the crap out of him and toss him out of the house because Jesus
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(75)
 


Thu August 28, 2014
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Fans won't let it be after 50th anniversary celebration of Beatles' Hollywood Bowl show turns into Dave Stewart's Family Amateur Hour. "So jaw-droppingly bad, it reminded one of 'Springtime for Hitler,' only with mop tops in place of mustaches"
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(37)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
NRA sends thoughts and prayers to family of shooting instructor accidentally killed by kid on Monday. Just kidding, they actually promoted an article with seven ways kids can have fun at a shooting range
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(855)
 


Wed August 27, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Bill Kristol is wrong about something. I know, I know. And we just got over the shock of Modern Family winning an Emmy
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(53)
 


Tue August 26, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Family shocked when their cactus hits puberty, has a growth spurt and tears up the house
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(44)
 


Mon August 25, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Can Seth Meyers carry an entire awards show? Will Breaking Bad go out on top? Will Modern Family rightly be named TV's best comedy? Will Girls get shut out? Find out tonight at 8PM ET on NBC. It's your official Emmy Awards Discussion Thread
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(772)
 
(WGAL 8)
 
 
 
Fortunately for one Canadian family, their house is not haunted. However the noises they were hearing were real. And they were made by a 10-foot Burmese python
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(69)
 


Sun August 24, 2014
(Independent)
 
 
 
Actor and director Richard Attenborough has died. Funeral arrangements have not been announced, but spokesman said family will spare no expense
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(89)
 


Sat August 23, 2014
(KATU)
 
 
 
State of Oregon files racketeering lawsuit against Gambino Family because of construction kickbacks...check that...against Oracle for faked software bills
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(43)
 


Fri August 22, 2014
(NBC News)
 
 
 
County Clerk: Let's just go ahead and release you early. Convict: Gee, thanks. I started a family, finished parole, started a new li- Courts: Not so fast motherfarker
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(139)
 


Thu August 21, 2014
(Time Lightbox)
 
 
 
Photoshop this family bonding
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(24)
 


Wed August 20, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
It's terrible to see a whole family struck down by affluenza
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(62)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
4 yr old girl goes anaphylactic from nut allergy on flight from Dublin to US. Mother requests that no nuts be served on return flight. United Airlines tells family of four that they are not a nut free airline and gives them the boot
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(418)
 


Mon August 18, 2014
(Department of Veterans Affairs)
 
 
 
It is with deep sadness that I inform you that my very good friend and very much loved Farker, Pud has passed away. He had no living relatives and we were his only family. If you have the opportunity, feel free to join us for his memorial
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(159)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
The Dollar war is on. Dollar General makes a bid for Family Dollar for $9.7 billion, more than the $8.5 billion that Dollar Tree is offering
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(38)
 


Sat August 16, 2014
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Robin Willams' family and friends are having a small service for him in the San Francisco area and would like the media and others to respect their privacy. So for the love of FSM don't send your drone out to take pictures of the service
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Fri August 15, 2014
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
George Takei on coming out, what makes a sci-fi classic and dealing with the "crazy uncle" in the "Star Trek" family. (Guess who?)
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Thu August 14, 2014
(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Man passes out drunk inside his running car at a traffic light with his two year old child in the front seat and his little whiskey bottle buckled safely into the car seat. No word if the whiskey bottle had a family sticker on the rear window
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(22)
 
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
The first mass-produced 200mph family car will soon be available. What could possibly go wrong?
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(59)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
If you think the custody battle between you and your ex-wife over the family pug got ugly, you should see the one over the world's most famous T-rex
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(36)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Disney should quit indoctrinating children with its pro-gay agenda and get back to its traditional family value roots, like evil stepmothers and Song of the South
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(189)
 


Wed August 13, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"The Family Guy episode 'Fatman and Robin,' about Robin Williams featuring a failed suicide attempt, was airing in Britain at almost exactly the time his death was announced"
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(88)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
No one raises an eyebrow to divorce these days. But when the wife of a prominent Texas family values group leaves him for another woman... now there's something
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(64)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Remember that wreck last year that Tony Stewart got hurt in? Yeah, he caused that wreck and broke the back of another competitor whose family wants him banned from racing for life
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(147)
 


Tue August 12, 2014
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Convicted killer wants to skip part of trial where victim's family calls him names for an hour
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(66)
 
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Media honors Robin Williams' family's request for privacy by airing live aerials of his home
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(58)
 


Mon August 11, 2014
(Natural News)
 
 
 
I know you're worried about ebola and what it could do to you and your family. Luckily for you, homeopathy is on the case
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(129)
 


Sun August 10, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
Smoking hot 23-year-old redhead and her family share their home with meerkats, tarantulas and a skunk. What could possibly go wrong? (w/pics)
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(86)
 


Fri August 08, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
Ten reasons President Obama won't go full George W. Bush on Iraq. Missing from the list: he doesn't have a family vendetta against the leadership and won't try to finish what his father started
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(121)
 
(The Wire)
 
 
 
Remember that Congressman from TN who ran on a "pro family/Pro-life" ticket but it was then revealed that he had had six mistresses and arranged abortions for one them and his wife? Well, outraged GOP voters have thrown him out-by two votes
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(108)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Fight between family members at a golf course leaves a hole in one
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(29)
 


Wed August 06, 2014
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
You know you're a hoarder when it takes 3 years to find all the dead family members in your home
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(37)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
HOA continues to try and remove a therapy pig from their community, thereby destroying the mental stability of a small child and ripping a family apart because in their minds, not even that is worth bending a rule
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Sat August 02, 2014
(Waco Tribune)
 
 
 
Texas firearms instructor successfully executes plan to teach family members peril of being careless with their guns, "accidentally" shoots himself in hand during lesson
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(59)
 


Fri August 01, 2014
(WYMT Hazard)
 
 
 
Come on, everyone knows it isn't assault if you allow a floor to buffer your shots at a family member
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(16)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Fourteen comic strips that need to be turned into movies. Family Circus would be epic
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Thu July 31, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Family on a flight from Beijing to Detroit encourage their child to take a dump on his chair instead of in the bathroom
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(134)
 


Mon July 28, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Joe Torre does not prepare a written thank you speech for HOF induction ceremony, forgets to thank "The Boss." Out of habit Steinbrenner family immediately tries to fire him
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(19)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Dollar Tree to buy Family Dollar with 8.5 billion of them
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(44)
 


Sun July 27, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Cruise line: Do you want traveler's insurance? Family: No. Cruise line: Are you sure? It's $4,000, no refunds without it. Family: We're sure. Cruise line: OK, here's your tickets. Family, two weeks before cruise: OMG WHY WON'T YOU REFUND OUR MONEY?
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Officials in Sierra Leone confirm they have taken custody of the woman whose family kidnapped her from a hospital and exposed millions to the Ebola virus. The woman died after the faith healer her family sent her to couldn't cure her
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(202)
 


Sat July 26, 2014
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Five minute segment of the Simpsons/Family Guy crossover episode has been released
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(36)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Millennials give up jobs, family, and all worldly possessions for: a) missionary work b) socialist ideology c) moving to Denver for legal weed and living in homeless shelter
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(153)
 


Fri July 25, 2014
(Gulf Live)
 
 
 
"Hi, yes, we'd like to order a family-sized pizza. Our address? Oh, we live in the rental truck we stole a couple of months ago"
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(35)
 


Thu July 24, 2014
(Some Food Nut)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Crockpots revisited - What new recipes or tweaks have you tried out to make a good family meal without a lot of fuss? Are your classics too good to change? Make sure to share the wealth to the right
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(180)
 
(WBUR Boston)
 
 
 
Beloved Market Basket CEO ousted in family coup has put an offer down to buy back his stores: "You get... NOTHING. You lose. GOOD DAY, SIR"
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(87)
 
(CBS Miami)
 
 
 
Man returns home from a two-day vacation to find a family living there because they fell for a real-estate scam
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(205)
 


Mon July 21, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
Pro-life nurse sues Family Planning Center for not hiring her to not do a job
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(194)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
Meet Jibo, the robotic family assistant that isn't the least bit sinister
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(33)
 


Fri July 18, 2014
(Independent)
 
 
 
There's bad luck, there's absolutely shiatty luck, and then there's losing multiple family members on flights MH370 AND MH17
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(67)
 


Thu July 17, 2014
(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
For sale: Fortress-like home in NH owned by infamous family. Difficulty: may contain land mines, booby traps
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(54)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Hobby Lobby family: Our $800m D.C. Bible museum will save U.S. from 'very scary' future
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(220)
 


Wed July 16, 2014
(Fox 17 Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
Fire department bills dead man for his own body removal. Family says he'll probably just stiff them
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(37)
 


Tue July 15, 2014
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Michigan woman pulls out shotgun during family dispute to "make a point," accidentally makes the point on her face
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(97)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Woman upset that a man at a family-friendly pool wears a speedo around as if it weren't a big deal
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(151)
 


Sat July 12, 2014
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Extent of former US President's extramarital affairs revealed in letters his family tried to keep hidden out of fear it'd be as scandalous as his having "Gamaliel" for a middle name
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(42)
 


Fri July 11, 2014
(10 News)
 
 
 
Remember that family that took a sick baby on a sailboat voyage and had to be rescued by Coast Guard when baby's health took a downturn? They're back in the news, armed with a lawyer and suing the cell phone provider
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Thu July 10, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Waltons top Forbes list as America's richest family. Good night John Boy
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(29)
 


Wed July 09, 2014
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
The Family Research Council blames American Jews for undermining Israeli Jews by supporting marriage equality in the US. Subby is confused too
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(199)
 
(KVUE Austin)
 
 
 
"Seven beagles leave lab for outdoors and family" Lab said to be inconsolable. Last seen sleeping with the cat
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(27)
 


Tue July 08, 2014
(CrushPlate)
 
 
 
Not news: Man enters family's home and recites scripture. News: At 2 a.m. by breaking down their front door. Fark: He's naked and tripping balls
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(51)
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Man who killed his whole family at 14 has trouble finding love due to women learning he killed his whole family at 14
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(66)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
A family wanted to use the Superman logo on a memorial for a 5-year-old boy who was starved to death by his grandparents. DC Entertainment "flashed the legal Kryptonite, killing the idea"
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(72)
 


Sun July 06, 2014
(SFGate)
 
 
 
The Krause family is an American dynasty when it comes to competitive cherry pit-spitting
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(6)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Neighbors outraged when house gifted to foster family is sold to rehab facility. Rehab admin reassures neighbors that only 'high net worth' individuals will be housed there, much better than foster kids, right?
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(75)
 


Sat July 05, 2014
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Family living in fear as smoking hot 26-year-old stripper moves into their home, stops paying rent, refuses leave: "The screaming, the spanking, the moaning...that would wake the dead and my 5-year-old"
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(112)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Not news: Family of Yankee fans has a father named Casey, brothers named Mickey, Roger and Andy. News: Children named Jeter, Yogi and Maris
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(28)
 


Fri July 04, 2014
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Turns out that Ben Stein, 69, of Ferris Bueller fame, is really creepy. "My main obsessions in my life are my wife, my dog, my son and his family, my secret GF from Mississippi, and any beautiful girl I meet. I am like a teenager. I get mad crushes"
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(90)
 


Thu July 03, 2014
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Trying to get an unused plane ticket refunded after the death a family member? Watch out for the numerous dead ends
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(18)
 


Wed July 02, 2014
(Time)
 
 
 
What's the #1 show in Iran? Haft-Sang, a frame by frame reshoot of Modern Family, minus the gay couple of course
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(55)
 


Sun June 29, 2014
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
When ordered by their boss to get a psych evaluation, most employees won't try to burn his house down with him and his family in it. Most people
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(64)
 


Sat June 28, 2014
(York Dispatch)
 
 
 
"It doesn't matter if they have two legs or four, they are all family." Sounds like it's time for Caturday
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(1082)
 
(SanDiegoUnionTribune)
 
 
 
Actual news, or Family Guy scene? Man in search of his lost cell phone wearing leopard print bikini top and black skirt assaults customers with a skillet plate and mugs at Denny's
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(30)
 


Fri June 27, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man gets his dying wish granted as he marries the love of his life in front of his family in what his brother described as a 'a heartbreaking fairytale' ten hours before losing his battle with cancer. Why doesn't anyone dust in here anymore?
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(64)
 

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