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500 headlines found matching 'family'
Sat July 22, 2017
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Secret Service request $60,000,000 in emergency funding to finance the luxurious and beautiful lives of the Trump offspring
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Arizona Republican says McCain should resign and just as a coincidence she's willing to take his place
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Fri July 21, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: When I was a teenager, I saw my dad with a hand down a friend's shirt at a sleepover. I blamed her. I have a daughter her age and when I saw my dad with her, I was repulsed. I want to blame him and never see him again. What do I do?"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Marcia Marcia Marcia! Nobody ever arrests Marcia
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(TV Tropes)
 
 
 
If you were 100% certain that an acquaintance was a demon, how would you handle the situation? Kill 'em with an axe, or what?
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Thu July 20, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
"Chilies? In MY vagina?" It's more likely than you think ... if I catch you sleeping with my husband
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Family hike turns out to be once in a million years' discovery as boy stumbles upon Stegomastodon skull
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Stay-at-home dad creates hilariously relatable parenting scenarios out of Lego from experiences with his children
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Cecil the Lion's son Xanda shot dead by trophy hunters two years after Minnesota dentist killed his father
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Wed July 19, 2017
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
You must be a really hardcore Ohio State fan if you, when asked if you like the University of Michigan football team, come out of a coma to respond "No"
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
In the event of emergency, your prosthetic leg can be used as a flotation device
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Family kicked off JetBlue flight after toddler kicked seat in front of them. Hmm, remind me again which side I'm supposed to be against?
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
World's best son who has dead sister and grieving mom issues, dresses like sister to please mom
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Tue July 18, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Stupid reasons to divorce: #23 - Your spouse won't reply to your text messages
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Donated money to the Trump 2020 campaign? Congratulations, you're helping Donnie and his family pay for their lawyers
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(Google)
 
 
 
Your best friend just woke up from a five year coma and asks what's happened. In one sentence, what do you say?
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(Metro)
 
 
 
"Should I be ashamed I always date younger men?"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Thieves take 40 kg of prize-winning Cheddar from cheese show. Wallace and Grommit sought for questioning
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Wanted: Billionaire to go back in time with me. This is not a joke. You'll pay before we go. You must bring your own front court. I have only done this once before. CHAMPIONSHIPS ARE NOT GUARANTEED
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(NPR)
 
 
 
You may want to sit down for this, but Trump's lawyer Jay Sekulow runs a shady nonprofit that raises hundreds of millions, has a board stocked with Sekulow's family members, and spends all of its money on a company controlled by Sekulow
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Mon July 17, 2017
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Sean Spicer: Trump fully supports 'Made in America' week, just not for his family's line of products
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(E! Online)
 
 
 
Aaron Carter goes all Britney Spears "Shaved head" crazy. Also, damn dude, what the hell? Aren't you supposed to be, like, 30? And a neck tattoo? Really? Are you trying to scream "Meth addict" to everyone around you?
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Several parents claiming their daughters are being held against their will in sex-obsessed, abusive "cult" by R. Kelly. "[Kelly] is a master at mind control.... He is a puppet master"
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Sun July 16, 2017
(LA Times)
 
 
 
George Romero suddenly has a strong craving for BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAINS
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Build your own coffin workshops are raising a lost art from the dead
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Sat July 15, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mom blogger won't let son receive a perfect attendance award so she can make it all about her and what a great parent she is. Did you know she also has a book out too?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Olympic gold medalist fails drug test because: a) he took steroids, b) he used someone else's urine, or c) he kissed his girlfriend
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Fri July 14, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Racist, bankrupt aristocrat jailed for 12 weeks for offering £5,000 for someone to 'accidentally' run over Gina Miller, the campaigner whose court fight forced the government to consult parliament before triggering the Brexit process
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Kushner is down one lawyer, Donny Two Scoops hires another and a Hawaii judge says the family limits in the travel ban are bunk. It's time to watch Rachel Maddow and Richard Engel on MSNBC at 9 PM EDT
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Stuntman on the Walking Dead dies in fall on set. Doesn't rule out returning to the show
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(WISN Milwaukee)
 
 
 
In a huge disappointment to Fark, this cop didn't beat, shoot or kill anyone. She donated a kidney to a child
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Dogs can't be ring bearers, Italian judge decrees. True, they'd probably get distracted by cats on their way to Mordor
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The Trump family is operating in a moral vacuum
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Hawaiian judge rules that Pop-Pop and Nana are probably not going to kill us all
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Thu July 13, 2017
(Springfield News-Leader)
 
 
 
Vandals toss firecracker into a classic restored 1970 Mach 1 Mustang, destroying it. Car was restored as gift from grandfather to 7-year-old grandson who is confined to a wheelchair due to a rare genetic disability
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Family welcomes first girl born in 137 years. Huh? But then how is babby formed?
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Wild Turkey memorialized after being put down. Yeah, I can never decide if I love or hate the stuff, either
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
NBA games will end sooner as there will now be less timeouts in games
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Goodbye muddah, goodbye faddah
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
He was a freak in heat, a dog without warning. His appetite was sex, and now we're mourning
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Wed July 12, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump's Nominee to head the FDIC withdraws his name from consideration citing "Family related issues" Which is usually Washington-speak for : the two dead hookers I woke up to in my bed this morning were sisters
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I was raised in Appalachia by my grandparents; we hunted our food. I went to college on a scholarship and came out as lesbian. My long-term lover is a California vegan; she thinks meat is murder, I think it's delicious. Can it work?"
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
An oblivious Tiffany Trump has been gallivanting around Europe on vacation with her boyfriend while the rest of her family is trying to avoid prison
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Tue July 11, 2017
(CBS News)
 
 
 
RIP my BFF Jill
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(Panama City News Herald)
 
 
 
80-person human chain saves family from drowning. Link to the left, link to the right
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Restaurant owner: "I Love Trump." Trump: "Get out of the country"
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(KOB4)
 
 
 
Pretrial inmate being held on misdemeanor charges allowed to bleed to death on jail floor because taking a guy vomiting blood to the hospital costs money
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Man proposes to two sisters and it looks like they're all going to be a happily-ever-after threesome
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Mon July 10, 2017
(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Who's a good dog? You are. You're a good dog, aren't you. Good dog
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Today, in strange Florida threats: Herpes Monkey invasions
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Trump gives a speech which the neo-Nazi "Daily Stormer" summarized as "Trump used his speech in Poland to declare the global supremacy of the white race." Asinine: They are not wrong, it might as well been cribbed from David Duke
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Comey memos reportedly had classified info; Trump says 'That is so illegal'
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Researchers find families with one income don't earn as much money as families with two
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Sun July 09, 2017
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Cop climbs fence into backyard, is promptly greeted by two pit bulls with wagging tails, so PEW PEW PEW
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Woman's nasty obit was plagiarized. I'm mad at grandma but not so mad that I'm gonna come up with something original for her obituary
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Having never heard of the concept of a cemetery, family fights with civic leaders to be able to keep a memorial to their dead son on a town-owned parking lot
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Sat July 08, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Spiffy: Cookie shop worker pays for cop's purchase. Asinine: People behind cop want employee to buy their stuff too. Ridiculous: Cookie company suspends employee
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Fri July 07, 2017
(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
This wedding was an awesome event, but the 92-year-old flower girl stole the show
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Macklemore takes his Grandmom out on her 100th birthday. Epicness ensues
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(Life and Style)
 
 
 
George Clooney moves himself and his family back to the United States because of security concerns
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Not news: Family rents home off of Craigslist. News: Homeowner did not list house on Craigslist. Fark: Family cannot be evicted without going through long, extensive eviction process
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Ex-Tour de France cyclist Robert Millar reveals her new identity as Philippa York. People were curious after she had the cross bar moved down on her bike
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Woman surprised to find post-Tinder Netflix and chill leads to pregnancy. Subby surprised to find a news outlet thinks that's a story
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Thu July 06, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Ruling expected any day now on limits to travel ban. Any day now
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(Federal News Radio)
 
 
 
Republican senators, a few weeks ago: We don't make enough money to afford nice homes in D.C. We need housing stipends. Republican senators, today: You know who doesn't need housing stipends? Military personnel. Fark those guys
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
This comic that needs support on kickstarter makes Brazil's future look bleak. It's controlled by mega corporations, has open steroid abuse, and a non stop news cycle. So they've basically turned into us. Damn shame, really
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Wed July 05, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Remember the beginning of 'Idiocracy?' Yeah, it's like that
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a pancake artist making heads
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Drop everything you're doing, Lindsay Lohan has made a statement
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Today's Mad Lib headline: " __________ (adjective) woman arrested for ___________ (verb ending in "ing") brother with __________ (adjective) ____________ (food), who retaliated by wiping the ____________ (same food) in her ___________ (body part)"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
RGIII posts picture with his fiance and newborn second child, presumably taken mere seconds before he fell backwards and tore his ACL
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Tue July 04, 2017
(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
If a tree falls on a father-to-be at a gender reveal party, will the baby hear a sound ?
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(Worldwide Interweb)
 
 
 
25 family photos so American they come with an extra side of freedom at no additional charge. Call now, foreign outsourced operators are standing by
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Hawaii requests clarity on Trump's new partial travel ban. Trump administration says sorry, they've never provided clarity on anything and never will
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
"This was what the United States of America was like not that long ago: a country where families struggled to live on dirt streets, with dirt floors, and little or no income to pay the grocery or medical bills. It was just the way things were"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Well....that was quick
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Mon July 03, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Colombia to legally recognise the all-male Lucky Pierre
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Who steals a helicopter at gunpoint?
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Windmill converted to family home listed for sale, has slight medieval lance damage
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Rock star separates from rock star husband. Really stretching the definition of rock star with this one
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Miami official are urging residents not to engage in celebratory gunfire this Fourth of July, reminding them that "Bullets don't have eyes". And how creepy would it be if they DID?
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(Variety)
 
 
 
88-year-old Joe Jackson, patriarch of the Jackson family, injured in a car crash. The sad news is he won't be able to travel by car for awhile. Which means Jermaine is pretty much out of a job
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Chris Christie forced to close beach to the public to fit himself and family
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Mosque in France attacked in latest not-terrorism incident
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Sat July 01, 2017
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Understatement of the Year Award goes to following headline: "Family doctor who killed one, injured six at NYC hospital was 'aggressive'"
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Are you upset that your kid's education will cost you $58,000 from primary school through the end of undergraduate studies? It could be a lot worse... just ask parents in Hong Kong
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Happy Birthday to Canada's Official Centennial Baby. Not so fast, Pamela Anderson
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Movie trailer, a dark secret about the Apple family, Shatner, Equestia Girls solving a mystery on the Daring Do set, and Canadians sacrificing beer to appease their Beaver God. It's a My Little Pony Party Weekend starting at 8:30 am ET Saturday
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Fri June 30, 2017
(TWC News)
 
 
 
"We saw that his cleats had been blown off his feet. Almost like he was steam, or smoke, from where he was laying." Lightning strike survivors share their stories
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(WPTV)
 
 
 
'Do Not Touch The Mangoes', good advice whether you're visiting a strip club or this Florida family's home
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Nigerian police capture wanted kidnapper. Suspect responds by suing police, but needs your help in releasing funds reserved for legal defense left by wealthy member of royal family. Will gladly share 30% of funds if you send name, address, phone etc
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
How will Family Guy deal with Adam West's death?
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Thu June 29, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
61-year-old Las Vegas grandfather, originally drafted in 1980 by the San Antonio Spurs, is training for the NBA. Apparently he just wants a chance to play with his fellow draftees who are still in the lineup
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Woman turns in her mother, father, aunt, and uncle when she finds out she's a daughter and niece to all of them (not safe for work images in sidebar)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Travel Ban 2.0 starts today. Are you ready for the next step towards isolationism and global mockery?
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
A man spent five years and thousands of pounds renovating a yacht in his garden only to see it sink within five minutes of its launch
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(WPTV)
 
 
 
'Cash Me Ousside' girl pleads guilty to grand theft, possession of marijuana, filing false report. How boud dat?
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(Some Jihadist)
 
 
 
When you're at an ISIS party and the honoree says "hold my beer and watch this", just turn and run like hell
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Wed June 28, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump: The ongoing investigation into my family's alleged prior wrongdoing is pathetic and politically motivated. Excuse me, did I say Trump? I meant Bernie Sanders
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(WLTX Columbia)
 
 
 
This couple will meet and surpass the 13 lb. babies born recently with this 14.4 lb. behemoth
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo" and "John Wick" actor Michael Nyqvist dead at 56, following a battle with lung cancer
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Tue June 27, 2017
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Swear to god, if I have to spend one more day in Winnipeg I'm gonna punch someone right in the face
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Cat-naming thread plz. PIT ASAP
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Good: Man helps lost girl try and find family at park. Bad: Man is mistaken for kidnapper and beaten, only to be later cleared by police. WTFark: Inattentive parents Facebook shame man for helping their daughter
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Today's tank parade mishap is brought to you by Belarus and this T-72
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Rep. Jason Chaffetz (R-UT): A $2,500 per month housing stipend would really improve Congress' quality of life
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(10 News)
 
 
 
Ever wonder how many U.S. adults have a tattoo? No data yet on how many regret it
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(CNN)
 
 
 
A marker for Emmett Till on the Mississippi Freedom Trail has been vandalized twice in the past month. Fellas, come on. We have to be better than this
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Mon June 26, 2017
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
A rundown of episode last night's Fear the Walking Dead, which proved while Madison was still kind of an idiot, she does want revenge. And it also showed why you shouldn't lie to Ruben Blades. [WARNING: SPOILERS]
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(KY3 Springfield)
 
Weeners
 
Substitute teacher in Missouri found that teacher/student sex laws also apply to substitutes
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
This prefabricated mirror cabin can be assembled in just eight hours, which reflects well on the designers
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Miley Cyrus: "I'm not just ageless, I'm genderless, too"
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Five guys take the same photo for 35 years and damn we're all getting old
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Death Beach has 'hidden dangers.' What, ASIDE from the ones making it a Death Beach?
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
For the first time in nearly two decades, the White House did not host an iftar dinner to commemorate Ramadan
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
The sixteen best Family Guy episodes of all time. Bring me the Cool-Hwip
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Dear Amy, My husband spent $20,000 on teen 'escorts' and all I got was an STD. What should I do now?
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Sun June 25, 2017
(Santa Barbara Independent)
 
 
 
So what WOULD happen if Mexicans stopped coming to the U.S.? Despite the administration's rhetoric, we are finding out right now, as the Mexican economy improves and family sizes shrink. In one CA county alone, it meant $13 million in rotting crops
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Get 'em out by Friday / You don't get paid till the last one's well on his way
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Sat June 24, 2017
(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
The older the father, the nerdier the son
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Mobster Sonny Franzese, at age 100, can now live a free life and try to make a world a better place
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Meet Mike. Mitch McConnell wants to kill Mike. F*ck Mitch McConnell
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Fri June 23, 2017
(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
There comes a time in every young Arkansan man's life when his babysitter looks at him and asks if he's ready to lose his virginity
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Thu June 22, 2017
(WIBC Indianapolis)
 
 
 
Indiana Congressman on local GOP appall-ogist radio program to assure us his wife is worth $240k part-time. Bonus: can't afford his own Indiana home and lives with Mommy when in state
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Police bust golf cart chop shop, because if you're going to start a crime ring, you might as well start small and stupid
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(CBS Dallas/Ft. Worth)
 
 
 
Cop who shot and killed 15-year-old Jordan Edwards now faces assault charges for pulling his gun on a fellow driver
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Sanford rabbi, accused of impregnating teen, to face judge. Man, I don't remember that sitcom being this edgy
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Injecting your baby mama with cyanide in her driveway in front of a surveillance camera is no way to settle a custody dispute
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
In Oklahoma the law prohibits sex offenders from living near schools or public grounds, but it does not stop convicts from living next door to their victims. Read. That. Again. very. Slowly
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(MacWorld)
 
 
 
Apple offers Apple Camp at its Apple Stores. Apparently children can use Virtual Reality to see what it used to be like when kids went to real camps that had trees, lakes and blue skies
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Four Greenlanders washed out to sea in freak tsunami
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Wed June 21, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Was Eric too dumb to join the family scam? Will he be the last Trump standing free?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Otto Warmbier's family declines autopsy, possibly because they're still alive
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(CNN)
 
 
 
New Hampshire is the best state to raise a child, followed by Massachusetts, Vermont, and Minnesota. Or any other state that isn't Mississippi
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Mother shocked that airline strands her 17-year-old son in airport overnight. Fark: She booked him on Spirit
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
To the left, the unlikely tale of a camera found in a Goodwill store that yielded pictures of Mount St. Helens erupting and a family photo that helped reunite the camera with its owners. To the right, what Farkers do with awkward family photos
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Michael Brown's family settles their lawsuit with the city of Ferguson, Missouri
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(Internal Revenue Service)
 
 
 
My aunts are running the family business with a side of tax fraud and corporate theft, and my mom got so fed up I'm now on the board. I have incriminating evidence. Now what? DIT
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(KTVO Kirksville)
 
 
 
Iowa police closer to finding man who went missing two years ago. One foot closer
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Tue June 20, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Fire Controlman 1st Class Gary Rehm, three months short of retirement, saved 20 sailors from a flooding compartment on the Fitzgerald. He drowned after he went back in for the last six of his "kids." "He said, 'If my kids die, I'm going to die.'"
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
VA police are now saying that the killing of Muslim girl in Sterling was not a hate crime but "road rage" stemming from a traffic incident, which the family is just a mite skeptical of because she and her friends were ON FOOT at the time
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
EF-0 tornado touches in Maryland. EF-0? So, what, some hummingbirds were flying in a circle or something? Good luck with the rebuild, guys
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Mon June 19, 2017
(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Explicit porn pamphlets are in plain sight throughout Japan, even in family-friendly hotels. "How does 'porn as the norm' in the country's hotels align with the Abe administration's oft-quoted goal of creating a Japan 'where all women shine?'"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Warmbier to meet cold bier
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
'I regret having children'
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Wind blows car door shut on 1-year-old. Mom calls cops for help, police arrive, free child, ticket mom with misdemeanor, for The Infallible Gods of Municipal Revenue must be appeased
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Sun June 18, 2017
(CBC)
 
 
 
The clang of his brass balls rang across the city to celebrate this 97 year old's birthday
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Beyonce gives birth to twins, fulfilling one of Nostradamus' lesser-known prophecies. And lo, the earth shall shake, and rain will fall upwards, and the letter K in "knee" shall no longer be silent
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(thegoodstuff.com)
 
 
 
Did your family forget to make plans for Father's Day dinner? Or, worse yet, expect you to slave over a hot grill tonight? Here's a list of 100 places where dads can eat free, including a free plate of wings from Hooters
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Happy Father's Day. Here are the ten best animal dads found in nature. Come for the seahorse, stay for the lumpsucker
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Nearly half of all Americans say they can't afford to take a summer vacation. Not because of the cost, but finding someone to fill in for the four jobs they currently have to work to get by
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(Spontn80)
 
 
 
The 10th Annual "What would you say to your Dad today?" Fark Father's Day thread. This thread is older than your nine-year-old
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Trump finally gets a much-needed vacation with his family, and he chose Camp David as his destination
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Sat June 17, 2017
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Oh boy, this is not going to be great
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
Where is M.K.? Will 'S' doublecross Sarah? Will Rachel harm Kira? The Beebies must be safe. Can Ferdinand get any creepier? Are you Leda or Castor? Join the Cloneversation at 10PM EDT on BBC America
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(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
One of America's last remaining WWII fighter aces has passed away at 100
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(Nerdist)
 
 
 
After three disastrous attempts to make Fantastic Four work as a franchise, Kevin Feige says there are "no more plans" for another awful film based on Marvel's first family
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Pinkie is made ambassador to the Yaks. Will the Yaks like her? Will there be a lot of Yak puns? Will there be a Yakov Smirnoff reference? Find out on My Little Pony - Not Asking for Trouble, this Saturday on Discovery Family at 11:30am ET
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Remember when you were in high school and you consoled yourself by saying once you grew up and became an adult, popularity didn't matter? You were wrong
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
It turns out you like wine more when sampling it in a tasting room while on vacation far from the responsibilities of your family and career than when you drink it straight from the bottle on a Tuesday night after the kids have all gone to sleep
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Fri June 16, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Am I unreasonable to leave my boyfriend over his lack of basic hygiene?
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
GA special election candidate Karen Handel tells mom of lesbian: 'My faith calls me' to stop your daughter from adopting a child
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"Breatharian" couple claims to have lived for nine years without food and instead are sustained solely by the energy of the universe
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are the most family-friendly places to visit in each state. Do you go there? What other places would you suggest?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
YouTube 'Star' accused of asking underaged girls for sexy videos. Difficulty: Not PewDiePie
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Heh, Kushner's family is going to kill him for this
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Heroic, 12-year-old Mormon girl stands up in church meeting, and says she knows her Heavenly Father loves her and it is okay that he made her gay. Cowardly church officials cut off her mic. With video
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Thu June 15, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Dad sues JPMorgan Chase for receiving just two weeks of paid parental leave after giving birth
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(Metro)
 
 
 
This just in: Chrissy Teigen will never do doggy-style again after John Legend reveals he's seen her chocolate starfish. Thanks for sharing, guys. No, really
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Rep. Steve King (R-epulsive) says President Obama is to blame for the divided political climate that led to yesterday's shooting
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
"I'm newly married and my wife doesn't want a joint account. Am I right to feel hurt?"
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Wed June 14, 2017
(AOL)
 
 
 
High school senior is banned from graduation after he helped TP the school and refused to give up the names of his co-conspirators
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(Me TV)
 
 
 
If you ever woke up at 3am wondering whatever happened to those who played the Tanner family on "ALF," your wishes have been answered
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Woman disguises dog as baby, sneaks it into hospital to comfort grandma
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Nigel Farage claims voter fraud helped Labour as "students voted twice"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Oh yeah I remember now, that town was called Forget
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Tue June 13, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Katy Tur isn't down with the transparent in the age of Alt Right
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Another intelligent gun owner teaches his children about gun safety by accidentally killing one of them
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Uber CEO to take a cab home to spend more time with his family
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Pro-wrestling explained: Without a crowd we would just be a bunch of guys fighting each other in our underwear
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Having my children half the time is exactly the right amount of time to spend with them," says divorced mother, who thinks shared custody and divorce are the "best thing" to happen to her
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My wife of 20 years has informed me she no longer is interested in sex. She says I can get a girlfriend but must be discreet, no sleepovers, and none of our friends, family, or kids can find out. Can I go for it or is it a trap?"
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(Orlando Weekly)
 
 
 
1 year later, 27 Pulse survivors, family members and first responders share their stories
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Mon June 12, 2017
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Pictures of Melania and Barron Trump moving into the White House show they look how most of America feels
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Melania Trump, son Barron move into the White House. Welcome home, First Family
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Sun June 11, 2017
(The Advocate)
 
 
 
During Pride Month 2017, please pause to remember those lost during the Pulse nightclub attack in Orlando. Because, sadly, some were not remembered by their families, even in death
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Sat June 10, 2017
(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Glimglam gets a butt message and has to solve a sister problem in Canterlot. Will Luna be able to adjust to the day shift? Will day ever break again? Find out on My Little Pony - A Royal Problem, this Saturday on Discovery Family at 11:30 am ET
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(MSN)
 
 
 
'Wonder Woman' star Gal Gadot refuses to wear heels, and here is why for those who care
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Fri June 09, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Man who was responsible for creating the greatest culinary atrocity in history has died. Time to throw some pineapple and ham on his grave
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Is Senator McCain contagious?
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Hundreds of rounds fired in attempted thrill killings leave some neighbors concerned about violence. You don't say
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My sister transitioned into a man and broke up with his long-term girlfriend. I've had a crush on his ex for years, and we too have been friends. I think she wants to date me but I don't know if I'm misreading the signals. What do?"
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(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Organ recipient accepts diploma on behalf of 13-year-old who donated liver, six metric tons of dust
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Thu June 08, 2017
(Public Radio International)
 
 
 
"I never dreamed I would be standing outside a Homeland Security office in Utah with a bullhorn, but that's exactly what Trump's policies have made me do." Mormon women are revolting against Trump's restrictive policies
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Universal Internet Rule #4: Close those porn tabs before you take a screen shot
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The Trump family is turning Us Weekly into its own propaganda machine
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(Tales of the Cocktail)
 
 
 
One more reason to hate the Russians: Their invasion into Budapest in 1944 destroyed the Zwack Distillery where the herbal liqueur Unicum had been produced by the same family for more than 150 years
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Wed June 07, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Steamiest details from Comey's prepared testimony: As his hand inched up my thigh, he said... "I need loyalty, I expect loyalty." I didn't move or speak. We simply looked into each others eyes in silence
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Tue June 06, 2017
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
The Seahawks have a magical unicorn locker room, and that's why they're so dominant
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Eric Trump: My father has zero conflicts of interests. I'm serious. Why are you laughing?
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Trump to honor Gold Star families at White House. That's the joke
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(MSN)
 
 
 
You may have never noticed the hidden image in the Hershey's Kisses logo. Do you have any favorite hidden images in logos?
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Mon June 05, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Not news: Veterinarian seeks new homes for abandoned puppies/kittens. Fark: Veterinarian seeks new homes for 200 abandoned stick bugs
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
That's some nice vigilance you've got there: London Bridge attacker was featured in 2016 TV documentary "Jihadis Next Door"
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Socialist Senator Bernie Sanders is now a millionaire. Capital
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(BBC)
 
 
 
But.... who'll look after Gromit?
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Sun June 04, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
Alec Baldwin to Kathy Griffin: "Just ignore Mr. Trump. Please"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Parents who constantly check phones for texts, emails and cat videos may be more likely to have children who misbehave than parents who don't, study says. Dammit, parents, share those adorable kitties with your kids
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Sat June 03, 2017
(Metal Injection)
 
 
 
Kathy Griffin's lawyer tries to throw GWAR, Marylin Manson, and Municipal Waste under the bus in bizarre press conference. "Many male artists have created far more disturbing imagery"
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
June 4 marks the anniversary of the Battle of Midway, possibly the most significant battle in any war ever. Have any family links to this battle? Would you want to go back in time to relive it?
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(Metro)
 
 
 
It's all fun and games 'til someone cuts off their penis
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Rarity ropes in Applejack as a judge for a fashion show, forgetting that AJ is the Element of Honesty. Will feeling be hurt? Will there be DA MAGICS? Find out on My Little Pony - Honest Apple, this Saturday on Discovery Family at 11:30 am EDT
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
According to Dan Harmon, the "luckiest" character in Rick and Morty is none other than... Jerry Smith?
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(10 News)
 
 
 
Surfing world icon Jack O'Neill who pioneered the wetsuit catches the perfect wave at age 94
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Fri June 02, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Kathy Griffin is now claiming she was bullied by the Trump family. So, uh, black is white, up is down, and the sky is green
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Thoughts and prayers roll in for Ex-Penn State president as he nears his sentencing for covering up "misconduct" by officials at the university. And by "misconduct" we mean "continuous decades of child rape"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Families at public school talent event get unexpected drag show. Not everyone approves
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Will Putin drop the hammer? Will Trump release the sanctions? Will Jared spend more time with his "family"? Can we get a coordinated shoe drop from every major media organization? THIS is your Trump scandal speculation/shoe drop thread. (~3pm drop)
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Mother who broke neck sneezing breaks it again while laughing
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Thu June 01, 2017
(KSDK St. Louis)
 
Boobies
 
People across the country are receiving unsolicited BIE. Let's hope they still remember the rules
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I'm in my 20s and have been with my boyfriend over a year; it's my first real relationship. I'm learning how to communicate with him and what to do as a girlfriend. I had an erotic dream about a friend; should I tell my boyfriend?"
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(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
Five celebrity names you are pronouncing wrong. Six if you include Matt Groening
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Canadian surgeons patch up special needs patient's beloved stuffed animal for free, saving the family about $80,000 if they had used an American hospital
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Wed May 31, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
Help, my boyfriend won't get rid of all the naked pictures of his exes, which he says is just like keeping his wedding album. Also, I'm a moron
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I left my ex because he went from being uncertain about having kids to being committed to a 100% child-free life. Two weeks ago, I learned I was pregnant with his child. We're now an ocean apart. Should I tell him it's his?"
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Tue May 30, 2017
(The New York Observer)
 
 
 
'It should've been Travis': Uber drivers spread hate after CEO's mom dies in Memorial Day weekend boat crash
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will Jared announce he's spending quality time with his family? Will Spiceweasel do a presser? Will someone tell the President what he's done is illegal? What's next? THIS is your Trump scandal/speculation/presser thread (2pm ET scheduled presser start)
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(The Vintage News)
 
 
 
Crusades-era hand grenade found in Israel. And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large chu -
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Did you ever try to play a board game but the instructions weren't included in the box? That's how the president of Hasbro compares the trade policies of Donald Trump
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Here's a nice, dusty story to cap off this holiday weekend: No one shows up for 8-year-old boy's birthday party, so mom asks local cops if one can come say happy birthday. The entire police force plus firefighters converge to make his day
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Mon May 29, 2017
(BBC)
 
 
 
Burger King has managed to piss off the Belgian royal family
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(Fox2 Detroit)
 
 
 
Pork can kill ya. Or in Little Caesar's case, it can bankrupt ya
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
The twenty must-read novels of the summer
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Sun May 28, 2017
(Missoulian)
 
 
 
WWII Veteran is planning his last mission to return Japanese flag to the family of the soldier whose body he took it from in 1944
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The Trump family coat of arms, used prominently everywhere, cannot be used in England, because he "borrowed" it from its legitimate owners, who also owned Mar-a-Lago. Fark: He replaced "Integrity" on the crest with "Trump"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Judge Jeanine Pirro goes on unhinged rant about the treatment of the Trump White House, then says she knows who the leaker is but she's not ready to share that intel
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Sat May 27, 2017
(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Big Mac is constantly delivering apples to Starlight's old village. Is there secret agent stuff going on? Will the CMC's investigation screw it up? Find out on My Little Pony - Hard to Say Anything, this Saturday on Discovery Family at 11:30 am EDT
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Fri May 26, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Food store chain announces that gay customers will be refused entry
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Police officer catches young girl stealing shoes for her 5 year old sister, but instead of arresting her he organizes donations for her impoverished family. Tag is for the officer
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Michael Jackson's son finally changed his Blanket
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
News: Mother locked in immigration family detention facility tries to commit suicide in desperate effort to free her two kids. Fark: A federal ruling says they should've been freed months ago
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Tommy Arthur finally ran out of Get Out Of Death Row cards
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Thu May 25, 2017
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Family claims that the severed animal heads found under a bin were part of a 'cleansing ritual' to cure a man of schizophrenia. At least, that's what the voices tell them
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Girl pulled into water by sea lion to be treated for 'seal finger.' Seal will be treated for 'ankle-biter flipper.'
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Sean Hannity taking a couple of days off to think about Fake News, Seth Rich, and future employment opportunities
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Woman finds sleeping opossums in her drawers. How they got in her drawers, she'll never know
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Wed May 24, 2017
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Lighten up, Francis
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(Fark)
 
 
 
"Write to please just one person. If you open a window and make love to the world, so to speak, your story will get pneumonia." -Kurt Vonnegut, Jr. Huh, maybe that's why everyone who reads my novel gets sick. THIS is your Fark Writer's Thread
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What is your best, one line advice?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My gay best friend and I joked about marrying each other by 40 if we were still single. He's 39 and serious about having an open marriage, having kids, and raising them. I have no family and am considering it. Would it be wrong?"
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Tue May 23, 2017
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Pro football Hall-of-Famer Cortez Kennedy dies at 48. And for all of you "12s" out there, Cortez Kennedy played for your Seahawks
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My best friend in college was fat. He always asked me to date him but I politely declined. After his dad died of a heart attack he started working out. He lost 100 pounds and is now hot. Can I ask him to date without looking shallow?"
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Mon May 22, 2017
(News 96.5 Florida)
 
 
 
When a Lyft passenger blows her nose on your seat cover and starts throwing punches, it's time to end the ride
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
And here we have a Mississippi Republican saying he will lynch the "Nazi-ish lawmakers" who would seek to remove his state's monuments to racism and failure. He probably says "all y'all" too
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Man, sea lions are dicks
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Sun May 21, 2017
(PennLive)
 
 
 
No lady, your baby is not worth $1,700
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Sat May 20, 2017
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Couple trying to conceive via artificial insemination kept matter private, even from family. That was until Pasco County Sheriff's Office posted on its social media page how they helped wife store sperm in dry ice thermos. Hilarity ensued
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Scootaloo is stalking -- doing a report on Rainbow Dash, and runs into the AWESOME filly's parents by accident. What horrible secrets will she discover? Find out on My Little Pony - Parental Glidence, this Saturday on Discovery Family at 11:30 am ET
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Dad wins £101m in Euromillions. Dad gives kid £1.6m. Kid spends £550k on home. Kid quits well-paying IT job. Kid blows through everything in 2 yrs. Kid takes dad to court for more money. Kid loses case. The Aristocrats. Slovenly aristocratic child
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The number one most annoying celebrity on the planet, survey says, Kim Kardashian. Numbers 2-10, the rest of the Kardashian extended family?
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Fri May 19, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
And in the pages of the history books, it will be written that the great American experiment ended not with a bang but with a...hey, did Kim Kardashian just post another photo to Instagram? Awesome. Um...what were we saying?
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Thu May 18, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Nothing says "Congratulations on your Graduation" like starting a massive brawl with other parents over a seat
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I made a friend online last year and we got along well. Then I learned he was unstable and tells me I'm horrible and his family disowned him. He's threatening to blackmail me. Do I stay friends or abandon him, damn the consequences?"
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
A photographer waited in a river every night for four years to get that perfect beaver shot. Apparently nobody ever told him about the internet
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Chris Cornell dies at 52
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Drunk woman drives through six mailboxes, all while carrying a lizard in her bra. Police found empty bottles of root beer-flavored nips in the vehicle. Nips trifecta now in play
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Duck season - Rabbit season - Drone season - BLAM
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Wed May 17, 2017
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Remember that cute kid who demanded an apology from Mike Pence after being accidentally bopped on the nose? Fox News remembers
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(UPI)
 
 
 
"Hey Brant, what did you do for your Mom on Mother's Day?" "Not too much, but I did shoot the gum out of her mouth with a Nerf gun..." Greetings from North Carolina
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Tue May 16, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
"I've secretly swapped other donors' sperm with my own. Let's see if anyone notices"
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(14 News Evansville)
 
 
 
Is your hyperactive child acting out? That's a tazin'
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
My Family's Slave
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Hillary's dark cabal has no doubt infiltrated the family of murdered DNC staffer Seth Rich
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Dylann Roof family jailhouse visit videos to be released. In one, he asks his sister if her new baby is transgender. In another, he tells family members to get over his crimes... it was a year ago after all
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I don't know if I should tell my family that my wife and I are in a polyamorous relationship with another person. My family is progressive, but I don't know if I'm oversharing. The relationship has made me distant. What do I do?"
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(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
Medieval moms: monarch-marrying monsters, machination makers, mysterious misbegotten murderers, moron mock-mourners, Duke fans
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Mon May 15, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
McDonald's apologizes for offensive advertisement, holds firm on offensive menu
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(Politico)
 
 
 
In Mother's Day statement, Trump makes plea for more "quality prenatal, maternal, and newborn care," in addition to ensuring paid family leave for both mothers and fathers. Afterwards, he laughed heartily, momentarily choking on his own vileness
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Rare, tasty, triplet calves born on farm on Mother's Day
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Family offers $5K reward for dog stolen during burglary, instead of perhaps using that money to buy a dog that could scare off burglars
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(Abc.net.au)
 
Audio
 
MP3 is on the cart
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Sun May 14, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
Happy Mother's Day - and by the way, mom says you dads are a bunch of useless farksticks
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
This Mother's Day, get your wife the one thing she really wants: A useful husband
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(10 News)
 
 
 
Someone stole a "$1800 luxury stroller" at Disney World [Facepalm] "$1800 luxury stroller"
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(Sage Publications)
 
 
 
How do you have a social life when working overnights? Subby is 36, lonely, and found out that he'll be working third shift for the next 6 months (LGT some article about shift work's health effects)
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(White House)
 
 
 
President Donald J. Trump Proclaims May 14, 2017, as Mother's Day. No, really
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(Billboard)
 
 
 
In honor of Mother's Day, the Sunday Morning Music Club is looking for the perfect song to play for your mom ... and yeah, that does sound a bit creepy when typed out like that, but you get the point
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(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
In honor of Mother's Day, who were the best TV moms of all time?
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Woman woken by sound of her car horn honking, surprised to discover 200-pound black bear inside. Officer recommends to "always lock your car doors", bears repeating
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Sat May 13, 2017
(Fox 6 Birmingham)
 
 
 
If you resort to beating your 6-year-old son for making a Mother's Day card for his grandmother instead of you, it should be obvious even to you why he chose her
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
JetBlue ruins family vacation over a carry-on birthday cake and ... oh, look, video
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(Distractify)
 
 
 
Do not watch this video of a boy asking his step dad to adopt him if you're not keen on spending your Saturday afternoon in a puddle of tears
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Rarity realizes she has been neglecting her little sister, so she decides to spend some quality time with her. Will this upset the CMC's plot to overthrow Equestria? Find out on My Little Pony this Saturday on Discovery Family at 11:30 am ET
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(Times of Israel)
 
 
 
Holocaust survivor shares a flat with a granddaughter of Nazis. Is it just me or do I smell a zany television pilot here?
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Fri May 12, 2017
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Disgraced former Fox star and serial creepy old pervert Bill O'Reilly sits down with disgraced former Fox star and serial apocalyptic maniac Glenn Beck to discuss how this is all because the libs and... wait for it... SOROS
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
🎵 His Maserati did 144 / Killed a woman, now he's done for 🎵
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
"Dear Rolf, you better not be fooling around with those Trinidadian island girls over there or I'll castrate you when you get back"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Research shows women want to hook up with guys who look like their brothers. This is quite easy in some states
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Thu May 11, 2017
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
"Popular" clown dies unexpectedly. The frowns won't have to be painted on at the funeral
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Family demands to know how a 200-pound antique anvil disappeared from Area 51. The truth is out there, and it apparently involves Wile. E. Coyote in a flying saucer
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Wed May 10, 2017
(History Channel)
 
 
 
Well by the end of the night there will be two teams making plans for the Conf. Finals & two making tee times. Two Game Sevens tonight - Pens/Caps @ 7:30pmET and Ducks/Oil @ 10:00. This is what playoff hockey is all about, join us to the right. SUP
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Good grief
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Tom Garrett, Republican member of the House Freedom Committee, says Trump is "small potatoes" compared to Hitler and the Nazis. That is exactly the best comparison to make at this point
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Bullshiat Spice might be the next Trump employee to be spending more time with James Comey's family
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
♫ Flintstones - meet the Flintstones - they've got a lien on your family van...♫
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Chris Berman's wife killed in car crash. Condolences go back, back, back to him
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
If your spouse's parents' approach to raising your child seems outdated and antiquated, you should get over yourself and just be glad they're helping out
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
How do I know if my partner and I are ready to move in together?
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Tue May 09, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Nothing helps a murder victim's surviving family find closure like posthumously exonerating the murderer just because he killed himself
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
"I would like to apologize for saying children in America should have health care"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Kayleigh McEnany tries to defend the Kushner family's conflict of interest in China by offering visas to the highest bidder and unveiling Trump's picture by blaming the whole thing on "optics" and the event organizer
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Alaska's octo-mom cranks out another one
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Due to anti-vaccination fervor, chickenpox is back in Southern California. Hopefully no-one will die but so what if they do. As long as we got our anti-science way, that's all that counts
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(ABC 57 South Bend)
 
 
 
Family's only car, a '04 KIA with 200,000 miles is stolen, involved in police chase before thief gets stuck on railroad tracks. Fark: thieves with badges demand $300.00 in towing, impound fees from them; "We're totally blindsided"
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Mon May 08, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
The 19 best Mother's Day gifts for 2017. Why not 20? Does Fark have something to add to make this a nice even number?
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(Palmer Report)
 
 
 
Palmer Report on the Trump-Russia scandal, Version 2.0 (Warning, 17 sourced and fact checked pages)
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Sun May 07, 2017
(Townhall)
 
 
 
Top House Republican: Down's Syndrome is not a pre-existing condition
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Gearing up for 2020, John Kasich calls the GOP health care bill grossly inadequate
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Sat May 06, 2017
(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Fluttershy gets sandbagged by the world of independent contacting. Can she manage to get the animal sanctuary built on her own? Will she make the animals pay for it? Find out on My Little Pony this Saturday on Discovery Family at 11:30 am ET
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Fri May 05, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
In other news, the last survivor of the Hindenburg lives in Parachute, Colorado
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Facebook retires Oculus VR studio because it wants to spend more time with its family. Actually because currently there is little interest in virtual reality, at least not the stuff that's come out from various companies
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
Renting in California sucks for everybody and it's getting worse for the poor. Surely, California will make some affordable housing happen, right?
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Your 11-month-old baby will not help you in a parking lot brawl
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