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145 headlines found matching 'family'
Wed December 24, 2014
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
The USDA has some helpful holiday food advice to make sure you don't accidentally kill your family this Christmas
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(39)
 


Tue December 23, 2014
(KRQE News)
 
 
 
Problem: State's children, youth, and family division is understaffed, has increasing caseloads, and abuse scandals. Solution: Hire the tourism bureau chief to run the department
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Today, we celebrate the holiest of holy days, Festivus. The poles are erected in the family room with care, no tinsel in sight. The ham is cooking, the presents wrapped. So let us, in fine Festivus tradition, air our grievances to the right
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Mon December 22, 2014
(Female First)
 
 
 
Research finds most couples have to wait until the age of 37 before they are able to - and can afford to - host Christmas dinners for family and friends
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(5)
 


Sat December 20, 2014
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Family facing foreclosure on home they built themselves rescued by skydiving Santa with a check. I'm sure he kicked up a lot of that stupid dust metaphor
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(25)
 
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
So what kind of traditions do the rich and famous couples have? Well the Obama family make you earn your presents, for starts
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Fri December 19, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
"Meatloaf killed our parents," claims distraught family, who vow they will do anything for justice...but they won't do that
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Thu December 18, 2014
(About.com)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: From chops to the belly to even a whole pig roast among the many options, pork has been a staple in many homes. What ways do you like to prepare it for your friends and family? Do you just make the whole pack of bacon for yourself?
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Sexy psychologist decapitates her 'abusive' husband, chops up his body with a chainsaw then scatters the remains all across Mexico City... then takes a Ta Da bow to family and friends to make it seem like he was still alive
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Tue December 16, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Crazed Pennsylvania man who executed six family members, including his ex-wife, found dead of a self-inflicted gunshot wound
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Sat December 13, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Family Guy decided to release their own take on the Episode VII trailer
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(31)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Tired of scorching hot bacon fat spitting all over your family jewels? You need naked bacon cooking armor
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(69)
 
(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
If somoene calls you from an unknown number and tells you they are a family member that needs $2000 so they can come home without a criminal record, chances are they already have one
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Fri December 12, 2014
(Politico)
 
 
 
Romney: I'm done running for President. "Good." Romney: It's just too much to put my family through again. "Agreed." Romney: Unless you guys really want me to. "We don't." Romney: Then I might reconsider. "Please don't." Romney: Alright, I'll do it
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Thu December 11, 2014
(Channel 4)
 
 
 
This might shock you, but the guy behind ISIS's Twitter account is an executive who does not want to leave his family
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(64)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Family plagued by robocalls by Bank of America will receive $1 million for the inconvenience
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(38)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
From the "This used to be much bigger news" desk: The FBI arrests Boss of the Gambino crime family in NY in connection with the attempted extortion of an Italian businessman of the actual, legitimate, variety
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(24)
 
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
"Hey, Junior? Dad here. I'll give you Mommy's ashes if you and the rest of the family support me during this whole murder-investigation thing. Sound good?"
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(22)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Deathbed confession sends New York family on $4.5m treasure hunt. The aristocrats
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(56)
 


Tue December 09, 2014
(USA Today)
 
 
 
LeBron again wears "I CAN'T BREATHE" t-shirt to show support for the family of Eric Garner of Staten Island. Fan wears "HAVE YOU TRIED NOT THROWING TALC INTO THE AIR?" t-shirt to support the Tu Soon family of Corona, Queens
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Scientists discover way to let you eat like a teenager again. You know, for all those Gen-Xers that want to ignore their family while texting at the dinner table
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Mon December 08, 2014
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Ken Weatherwax, best known as Pugsley from the television classic The Addams Family, will soon have all the insects he can eat
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(37)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New research on Vikings finds that they didn't do much actual raping and pillaging and when they did get in their longboats to go to another country, it was for a family vacation with the wives and kids
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Family of a man who choked to death while eating at Applebee's is suing the chain because no employees were trained in first aid
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(221)
 


Sat December 06, 2014
(Hawaii News Now)
 
 
 
Family moving to Hawaii from Virginia planned to have the cat stay behind with relatives. Memeow had other plans... Discovered just in time (for Caturday)
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Thu December 04, 2014
(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Contrary to myth, Japanese film industry is healthier than ever, especially for three types of movies: (1) big-budget productions starring pretty young boy-band idols (2) big-budget family anime franchises; (3) porn
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Wed December 03, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
Help me Prudie: A cousin fat shamed me into throwing the potatoes at her rather than passing them and now my family wants me to apologize
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(99)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
If you're not hungry enough for work, someone else somewhere on the globe will be happy to take it from you to feed his or her family
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(59)
 


Tue December 02, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
Canadian family lived with man's dead body for six months as they prayed for resurrection. Didn't work
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Sun November 30, 2014
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
The shocking thing about Morrissey's London show wasn't that he criticized the Queen, insulted the Royal Family, lambasted his record label, or even showed graphic images of a slaughterhouse; no, it was that he played an entire concert
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Sat November 29, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Six year-old Syrian refugee living in Turkey feeds his family by playing a flute in a busy shopping district. But now, his family's only source of income is gone after police confiscated his musical instrument
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Fri November 28, 2014
(KCBD Lubbock)
 
 
 
Turkey crashes through windshield on Thanksgiving morning, ends up as dinner for grateful family
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Thu November 27, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Addams Family Thanksgiving Play. Happy Thanksgiving, Farkers
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Want a peaceful Thanksgiving dinner with no family arguments? Don't bring up these 7 topics
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(12)
 


Wed November 26, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Meet the family with so many Christmas lights that they can't even plug in a toaster when they're on without taking down the grid (pics)
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Tue November 25, 2014
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Eating tacos, going the graveyard in a wagon, a trip to Turks and Caicos, a pool tournament, and Jingles the Elf.... Thanksgiving traditions described by kids to the left, your family's weirdness to the right
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Mon November 24, 2014
(Chicks on the Right)
 
 
 
Indystar pulls cartoon showing brown people invading white family's turkey dinner. PC libs have finally fired the first shot in the "War on Thanksgiving"
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Sat November 22, 2014
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Thanksgiving dinner at home for family and relatives rises to $49.41, not including the cost of two additional years of therapy
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(24)
 
(Roanoke Times)
 
 
 
Family loses everything in fire at Joe's Garage. Fire blamed on band playing with a cheesy amp and a second-hand Stratocaster with a whammy bar
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
All in the Family may be rebooted next year with a Latino family, without the ability to comment on any social issues since it would offend too many people
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Fri November 21, 2014
(National Journal)
 
 
 
The CIA reviewed some books about Snowden. Shockingly, the spy agency was not impressed with "Snowden's broken family life, his half-finished education, his political beliefs, and his devotion to the Internet"
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Thu November 20, 2014
(Real Simple)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Having friends or family over and like to put together snacks or appetizers? Share recipes for tasty little morsels, dips, and other goodies. Your Farkers will thank you
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(134)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
More than 70,000 urge TLC to cancel Duggar family show over anti-LGBT 'fear-mongering'
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(110)
 


Wed November 19, 2014
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
A surprisingly informative article about marijuana edibles and dosage, and just in time for high-stress family get-togethers. Not that we'd recommend gigglecookies, just an observation
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(45)
 
(WDRB Louisville)
 
 
 
Video of KY fire chief who refused to transport a black family involved in a car crash to the hospital because "We ain't taking no {N-bomb}s" while not only transporting the other white driver, but fixing his car, "Raises questions of racism"
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Here are 20 great boozy Christmas present ideas that you can buy family and friends if they drink as much as you do
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(5)
 


Tue November 18, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Ben Tate: I want more playing time. Cleveland Browns: Okay, we'll give you more time to play with your family
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Mon November 17, 2014
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Charles Manson to start another family
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(100)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
In order to raise money for renovations to their palace, Monaco's royal family sell some old bric-a-brac they had collecting dust, like some old French guy's hat for $2.4 million
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a farking big television, Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin can openers. Choose the upcoming Trainspotting sequel
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(33)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Woman who drove 400 miles to try to disrupt a Muslim prayer service at National Cathedral and shouted "God and Matt Drudge sent me" later said she lives in her car after being disowned by her family because she took a stand on "moral issues"
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(185)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Police close case on family's LSD-tainted Walmart steak dinner. "It is a mystery. And it will probably always remain a mystery"
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Sun November 16, 2014
(News On 6 Tulsa)
 
 
 
Bowling can be a fun family activity. That is, until mom accidentally spills her drink, which leads to an argument with a bunch of girls in the next lane, which in turn leads to dad getting his ear bitten off by some crazy guy
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Sat November 15, 2014
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
British family wins the National Lottery prize of 40 million pounds in 2012, and now they're broke. Just kidding -- they've spent almost nothing. You're doing it wrong
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(20)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
To mark the 45th anniversary of Sesame Street's debut along with his advancing age and family history, Ernie decides to have a colonoscopy live on Conan
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Fri November 14, 2014
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Three-year old girl decides to keep Santa company, thus ensuring her family runs out of coal this winter
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(15)
 
(KTUU Alaska)
 
 
 
Man leaves his burning home to inform a family member that his house is on fire, drives away in his truck and shoots a gun in to the air a few times before (allegedly) reentering the burning house and dying
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Thu November 13, 2014
(The Business Journals)
 
 
 
My friend's restaurant is in the finals for "Best Mid-south 'que". His is a family-run establishment up against the worst of the corporate crap slingers. If you have any love for the art of slow-cooked pork, throw The Bar-B-Q Shop a quick vote
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(40)
 
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Have you ever seen all the actors who are the voices for Family Guy? Yes? Shut up, Meg
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(23)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Yes, it's cold right now at all those outdoor family festivals in Alaska. But at least they prove you're a true Alaskan and you don't have deal with gaggles of annoying tourists
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(17)
 


Wed November 12, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Dallas hospital quickly reaches undisclosed settlement with family of deceased ebola victim, confirming once and for all that their care of him was 100% appropriate and that they have absolutely nothing to hide
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(102)
 


Mon November 10, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"Family doesn't understand why cops shot sword-wielding man on second-story porch." Really? The "sword-wielding" part wasn't a tipoff?
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(65)
 


Sun November 09, 2014
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Friends and family are shocked, SHOCKED that a woman driving to work was hit by a train at a crossing with no crossing arms or lights. "I mean, it takes two seconds, you know, to not be looking and someone loses a life, like today"
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(58)
 


Sat November 08, 2014
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Cancer patient dies hours after her family brings the horse she raised from a foal 25 years ago to her hospital bed. This one is pretty thick from all the dust (pic)
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(37)
 


Fri November 07, 2014
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Every family has its own traditions. Death by gunfire shouldn't be one of them
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(70)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
The great thing about country music is how American it is. American values, like patriotism, and religion, and family, and smoking weed, and lesbians
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(118)
 


Thu November 06, 2014
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Cinemark's third quarter earnings prove that the average family of four has a hard time justifying spending $150 on four tickets, a bucket of popcorn, four pops, and two boxes of candy
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(150)
 


Mon November 03, 2014
(The Federalist)
 
 
 
Let's just delete our story about the North Carolina Democratic senator family's conflict of interest before election day, surely nobody will notice
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(57)
 


Sun November 02, 2014
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Couples turning to crowd funding to pay for IVF and adoptions. In other news, subby is opening a beer and wine crowd fund with the hopes of producing another "oops" for the family
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(40)
 


Sat November 01, 2014
(TYT Network)
 
 
 
Do you want to hear a drunk Sarah Palin talk to the cops after the now (in)famous Palin Family Brawl™? Of course you do
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(96)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Holocaust survivor, 97, to perform in Lincoln Center. "She really channels the sorrow and tragedy of what she went through when she lost her entire family in the ghetto"
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(17)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
John McCain breaks his silence on the Palin family brawl and condemns them for not having enough self-respect. Just kidding. He blames the liberal media
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(84)
 


Fri October 31, 2014
(LA Times)
 
 
 
What's that? You thought the legal debate about "Blurred Lines" was over in January because Robin Thicke settled with Marvin Gaye's family? About that
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(38)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Nothing is more terrifying this Halloween than the coming end of Daylight Savings time. Which will no doubt murder your family
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(127)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Oregon family makes elaborate costumes for boy in wheelchair. What, going out as simple Captain Pike wasn't good enough anymore?
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(33)
 


Sun October 26, 2014
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Calling a black woman's vagina the Underground Railroad, and Mom draining Dad's penis like a dirty pool is nothing like when Mike couldn't get an erection on All in the Family, or something
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(97)
 


Sat October 25, 2014
(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
Family of infant scalded by hot coffee at Denny's wins $500,000 lawsuit. Jackie Chiles impressed
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(218)
 


Fri October 24, 2014
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
When Lorne Michaels saved America: how five minutes on SNL saved the country from a decade of Ashlee and Jessica Simpson and their family dominating the reality TV airwaves
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(104)
 


Thu October 23, 2014
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Not news: U.S. Senate candidate attacks opponent for not supporting higher minimum wage. News: Her family's burger business pays minimum wage. Fark: The name of the business is Hugh Jass Burgers
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(130)
 


Wed October 22, 2014
(The Irish Times)
 
 
 
Family rescued from cable car, had been hanging around between the hours of 9 AM and 5 PM waiting for someone to come
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(8)
 


Tue October 21, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Finally -- Audio and crime scene photos of the drunken Palin family brawl have been released, complete with Sarah begging Bristol not to curse when talking to police
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(425)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
"Family Feud is the best (and dirtiest) thing on TV"
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(31)
 


Thu October 16, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Family who buried grandmother with her mobile phone receives spooky text responses (when the number is re-assigned to an aspiring prankster)
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(77)
 
(KATU)
 
 
 
"Family questions goat" in E. coli deaths. Just the facts, kid
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(18)
 
(Trust.org)
 
 
 
Family farms found to still produce more than 80 percent of the world's food. Guess all those FarmAid concerts with Willie Nelson in the 1980s must have worked
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(17)
 


Wed October 15, 2014
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Daniel Bryan may need Tommy John surgery. BAH GAWD KING, THAT MAN HAS A FAMILY TO FEED
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(38)
 


Tue October 14, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this family of bears
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(22)
 


Mon October 13, 2014
(NYPost)
 
 
 
You know your dad is a real prick when he gives away the family dog to strangers on Craigslist
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(124)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
You're doing your family a favor if you can avoid giving birth to your child in Alabama or Louisiana
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(33)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Good: The head of the anti-gay "Family Research Council" gets called out on TV. Holy Fark: By Fox news
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(223)
 


Sun October 12, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The moral of this story is trust no one. And if you are having a stroke have someone call a friend or family member to come and get your $10,000 wheelchair instead of leaving it with a stranger who steals it and tries to sell it on Craigslist
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(23)
 


Fri October 10, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
The police report on the brawl the Palin family was involved in is out, and it's even more white trash-tastic than you thought it would be. My favorite line: "[P]eople were saying things like 'fark the Palins.'"
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Wed October 08, 2014
(Life News)
 
 
 
TLC censors Duggar family's pro-life t-shirts, which means viewers will be forced to assume a couple with 19 kids are abortionists
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(108)
 
(ABC11 North Carolina)
 
 
 
Police to black foster kid: Why are you in this white family's house? Kid: Because I live here. Police: That's a pepper-spraying
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(279)
 


Tue October 07, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
It's important to do things together as a family. Note: "Gunfights" don't count
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(20)
 


Mon October 06, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Get out your small violins, folks: The family of that guy who brought Ebola to Texas is feeling ostracized and unloved by their neighbors
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(145)
 


Sat October 04, 2014
(Chattanooga Times Free Press)
 
 
 
Seventeen-year-old "Good child" arrested for raping 69 year old male jogger. "I know he didn't do it," his mother said. "He ain't a pedophile," another family member said
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(229)
 
(CBS Dallas/Ft. Worth)
 
 
 
County Judge Clay Jenkins, the top elected official of Dallas County, visited the Ebola-quarantined family then drove them to an isolated 4 bedroom home donated by another citizen
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(60)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Here's a schedule of the 300+ horror movies on TV this October. Tell all family and friends no calls for 30 days
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(33)
 


Fri October 03, 2014
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Woman named Isis wants media to stop using ISIS. Family friend Al Qaeda seen nodding in agreement
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(73)
 
(Action A Go-Go)
 
Video
 
You've hit the Family Guy fight scene nexus. All of the Family Guy fight scenes you can ask for. It's beautiful. It's wonderful. It's everything you've ever hoped fight scenes could be
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(30)
 


Thu October 02, 2014
(Village Voice)
 
 
 
Let's gather round to read Tim LaHaye's ridiculous guides to sex, family, and how to hate gay people
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(73)
 


Wed October 01, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man pans for gold for 18 months to make fiancee's wedding ring, hopes that he's the only gold digger in the family
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(32)
 


Tue September 30, 2014
(GQ)
 
 
 
George Zimmerman's family hoped to capitalize on the exonerated trigger-happy murderer's infamy by getting a reality television show, saying they "got the idea from the Kardashians." Fortunately, Hollywood refused
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Mon September 29, 2014
(Salon)
 
 
 
In news that should surprise exactly no one, George Zimmerman and his family are paranoid, insane, greedy, gun-loving doomsday-prepper nutjobs
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(LAist)
 
 
 
"Modern Family" director/editor livetweets LAX-bound drunk's inflight ranting. More entertaining than you would think
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(44)
 
(KPHO Phoenix)
 
 
 
Family wakes up to find their pet cow dead, surrounded by softballs
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(53)
 


Sun September 28, 2014
(Advertising Age)
 
 
 
Want to run your 30-second commercial during "Modern Family," "Sunday Night Football" or "DWTS"? Here's which prime time shows give you the biggest advertising bang for the buck
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(13)
 
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
Alaska gets 2nd big earthquake in as many days. No damage reported, but it did break up three brawls involving the Palin family
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(35)
 


Sat September 27, 2014
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Turns out, Dollar General's attempted bid for Family Dollar isn't viewed as viable by several states
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(18)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The only female Arab pilot to take part in action against ISIS is disowned by her family. Scary tag considered for possible consequences, Cool tag for UAE treating women as people, but both lose to Followup tag due to original FoxNews idiocy
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Thu September 25, 2014
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I'm a web designer and make great money, but I'm ashamed to tell my family that it comes from designing pornographic websites. Am I right to be embarrassed or ashamed? Or should I be proud?"
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(89)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hope Solo believes The Fappening went "beyond the bounds of human decency", wishes she could punch the people responsible like they were family members
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Wed September 24, 2014
(10 News)
 
 
 
Family of 13-year-old girl whose hearing aids were stolen at school contacts TV station after complaints fall on deaf ears
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(30)
 
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Normally a list of sex tips can be pretty erotic. Unless it's a list of sex tips from the Duggar family
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(203)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
How Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: is destroying America one family at a time
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(335)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Not news: Family celebrates arrival of their first baby girl. FARK: In 101 years (w/pics)
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(45)
 


Tue September 23, 2014
(WorldNetDaily)
 
 
 
Family court judges have killed the American Family. Because God knows, every couple who needs a judge to settle their disputes had a perfect marriage
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(163)
 
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
For 300 years, the house sat there patiently. Until that fateful night, when the family decided to go out to dinner
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Sun September 21, 2014
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Within five years we could all have a digital twin who is capable of making decisions, filling out forms, talking to your family and friends, satisfying your wife, letting friends know when you die, taking over your life and raising your children
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Sat September 20, 2014
(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Discovery ends their partnership with Hasbro and plans to rebrand The Hub as The Discovery Family Network. Bronies from coast to coast now on 24 hour suicide watch
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Fri September 19, 2014
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
If you're going to start a family business and expand to eight locations, try to not have them all be in New Jersey. Also, try to not have them all be brothels. Just saying
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(21)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Children with incarcerated fathers found to be more likely to be held back a grade, presumably because their family is used to being kept in small rooms all day and being told what to do
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(5)
 
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Someone speaks out against sexism in a medium you enjoy. Do you A) Harrass them online; B)Threaten to kill them and their family or C) Threaten to blow up a conference where they are receiving an award
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Thu September 18, 2014
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Al Jean says that when The Simpsons kills off a character in the upcoming season premiere, that character will stay dead, unlike what happened with Family Guy. Smart money's on Krusty and Grandpa
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Tue September 16, 2014
(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
Your car almost out of gas? No problem, just steal one with a full tank. But for the love of FSM don't be an idiot and park on the side of the highway with your stolen car and use a call box to report that your family has been killed
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Mon September 15, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Sarah Palin's people finally weigh in on these ridiculous rumors that the family was involved in a drunken brawl in Anchorage... by pointing out that the other guy started it and Track got messed up pretty bad in the fight, cracking a couple ribs
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Fri September 12, 2014
(News9 Oklahoma)
 
 
 
Woman accuses husband of cheating, beats him with metal pipe then runs over family dog. Yes alcohol was involved. (tag is for dog)
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Thu September 11, 2014
(Telegram)
 
 
 
Nobody who can talk knows exactly what the family did behind drawn shades, but we do know it involved bad smells, infestation of vermin, crime scene tape, and a hazmat cleanup crew
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Mon September 08, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Family of responsible gun owners allow their 5 year-old son to go on an unsupervised hunting trip, seem shocked and appalled to learn the kid managed to shoot himself in the face with a shotgun because "he knew better"
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(217)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Family creates an exact replica of their living room at a kennel so their dog wouldn't get homesick when the family goes on vacation... Once again proving that some people have way too much money
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Sat September 06, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Family's home is seized by the city of Philadelphia because their drug kingpin son got busted with $40 worth of heroin
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(178)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
From MST3K season four, it's the classic, dreary Manos: The Hands of Fate. Spend some quality time with Joel, Servo, and Crow as they tackle this tale of a lost family, The Master, and, of course, Torgo. "Been hittin' the Thighmaster, Torgo?"
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Thu September 04, 2014
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Your wingnut family members' posting to Facebook endless stories that Michael Brown had a sealed juvenile murder charge. Reality: St. Louis County says that it can confirm that he did not
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Wed September 03, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
The family of the nine-year-old girl who mowed down an instructor at a gun range with an Uzi wants everyone to pray. Because that will make it all better
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Mon September 01, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
If you had 'before she's even out of a coma' in the 'How long will it take Joan Rivers' family to consider suing the doctor who was working on her when her heart stopped' come on up and collect your prize. It's a book of carpet samples
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(72)
 


Sat August 30, 2014
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Doctors to Joan Rivers's family: "Can we talk?"
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(80)
 
(11 Alive)
 
 
 
Interview with teen who was assaulted by his family during their "pray the gay away" intervention. He says that he's going to donate some of the almost $90k raised for him to gay youth groups
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(152)
 


Fri August 29, 2014
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
"I would like to thank you for solving a 10-year family mystery as to who stole the hot dog"
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(32)
 
(News 3 Las Vegas)
 
 
 
Cliven Bundy's son continues his family's fight against tyranny by pulling all five of his children from local public schools because the tyrannical bureaucrats who run them had the temerity to say his kids couldn't carry knives at school
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(178)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Fun: Family day at your parent's job. AWESOME: Your parent works on an aircraft carrier, and you get to see F/A-18s break the sound barrier (pics)
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(61)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Teen comes out to his family that he's gay. They support his deci... aw, who am I kidding? They beat the crap out of him and toss him out of the house because Jesus
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Thu August 28, 2014
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Fans won't let it be after 50th anniversary celebration of Beatles' Hollywood Bowl show turns into Dave Stewart's Family Amateur Hour. "So jaw-droppingly bad, it reminded one of 'Springtime for Hitler,' only with mop tops in place of mustaches"
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(37)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
NRA sends thoughts and prayers to family of shooting instructor accidentally killed by kid on Monday. Just kidding, they actually promoted an article with seven ways kids can have fun at a shooting range
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Wed August 27, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Bill Kristol is wrong about something. I know, I know. And we just got over the shock of Modern Family winning an Emmy
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(53)
 

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