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150 headlines found matching 'family'
Mon July 21, 2014
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Pro-life nurse sues Family Planning Center for not hiring her to not do a job
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(195)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
Meet Jibo, the robotic family assistant that isn't the least bit sinister
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(33)
 


Fri July 18, 2014
(Independent)
 
 
 
There's bad luck, there's absolutely shiatty luck, and then there's losing multiple family members on flights MH370 AND MH17
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(67)
 


Thu July 17, 2014
(Fortune)
 
Plug
 
10 Great Workplaces for Millennials (Featured Partner)
 
 
(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
For sale: Fortress-like home in NH owned by infamous family. Difficulty: may contain land mines, booby traps
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(54)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Hobby Lobby family: Our $800m D.C. Bible museum will save U.S. from 'very scary' future
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(220)
 


Wed July 16, 2014
(Fox 17 Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
Fire department bills dead man for his own body removal. Family says he'll probably just stiff them
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(37)
 


Tue July 15, 2014
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Michigan woman pulls out shotgun during family dispute to "make a point," accidentally makes the point on her face
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(97)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Woman upset that a man at a family-friendly pool wears a speedo around as if it weren't a big deal
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(152)
 


Sat July 12, 2014
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: It's like a colonoscopy for your brain
 
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Extent of former US President's extramarital affairs revealed in letters his family tried to keep hidden out of fear it'd be as scandalous as his having "Gamaliel" for a middle name
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Fri July 11, 2014
(10 News)
 
 
 
Remember that family that took a sick baby on a sailboat voyage and had to be rescued by Coast Guard when baby's health took a downturn? They're back in the news, armed with a lawyer and suing the cell phone provider
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Thu July 10, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Waltons top Forbes list as America's richest family. Good night John Boy
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(29)
 


Wed July 09, 2014
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
The Family Research Council blames American Jews for undermining Israeli Jews by supporting marriage equality in the US. Subby is confused too
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(199)
 
(KVUE Austin)
 
 
 
"Seven beagles leave lab for outdoors and family" Lab said to be inconsolable. Last seen sleeping with the cat
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(27)
 


Tue July 08, 2014
(CrushPlate)
 
 
 
Not news: Man enters family's home and recites scripture. News: At 2 a.m. by breaking down their front door. Fark: He's naked and tripping balls
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(51)
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Man who killed his whole family at 14 has trouble finding love due to women learning he killed his whole family at 14
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(66)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
A family wanted to use the Superman logo on a memorial for a 5-year-old boy who was starved to death by his grandparents. DC Entertainment "flashed the legal Kryptonite, killing the idea"
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(72)
 


Sun July 06, 2014
(SFGate)
 
 
 
The Krause family is an American dynasty when it comes to competitive cherry pit-spitting
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(6)
 
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Neighbors outraged when house gifted to foster family is sold to rehab facility. Rehab admin reassures neighbors that only 'high net worth' individuals will be housed there, much better than foster kids, right?
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(75)
 


Sat July 05, 2014
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Family living in fear as smoking hot 26-year-old stripper moves into their home, stops paying rent, refuses leave: "The screaming, the spanking, the moaning...that would wake the dead and my 5-year-old"
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(112)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Not news: Family of Yankee fans has a father named Casey, brothers named Mickey, Roger and Andy. News: Children named Jeter, Yogi and Maris
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(28)
 


Fri July 04, 2014
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Turns out that Ben Stein, 69, of Ferris Bueller fame, is really creepy. "My main obsessions in my life are my wife, my dog, my son and his family, my secret GF from Mississippi, and any beautiful girl I meet. I am like a teenager. I get mad crushes"
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Thu July 03, 2014
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Trying to get an unused plane ticket refunded after the death a family member? Watch out for the numerous dead ends
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(18)
 


Wed July 02, 2014
(Time)
 
 
 
What's the #1 show in Iran? Haft-Sang, a frame by frame reshoot of Modern Family, minus the gay couple of course
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(55)
 


Sun June 29, 2014
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
When ordered by their boss to get a psych evaluation, most employees won't try to burn his house down with him and his family in it. Most people
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(64)
 


Sat June 28, 2014
(York Dispatch)
 
 
 
"It doesn't matter if they have two legs or four, they are all family." Sounds like it's time for Caturday
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(1082)
 
(SanDiegoUnionTribune)
 
 
 
Actual news, or Family Guy scene? Man in search of his lost cell phone wearing leopard print bikini top and black skirt assaults customers with a skillet plate and mugs at Denny's
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(30)
 


Fri June 27, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man gets his dying wish granted as he marries the love of his life in front of his family in what his brother described as a 'a heartbreaking fairytale' ten hours before losing his battle with cancer. Why doesn't anyone dust in here anymore?
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(64)
 


Tue June 24, 2014
(London 24)
 
 
 
After success of cat cafes, London launches rat cafes: "The petting area is separate and the family of 18 rats is well-looked after by Rat Keepers. London Dungeons stress that there is compulsory hand-washing between playing and eating"
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(19)
 
(First Coast News)
 
 
 
So, that girl who was kicked out of KFC for being disfigured in a dog attack? Well, brace yourselves: the grandmother lied about the whole thing. No word if the family will return the $30,000 pledged by KFC
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(165)
 


Sun June 22, 2014
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Hope Solo's lawyer says she did not assault her family members, and wishes people would stop making all these stupid Star Wars jokes before she has to smack the taste out of someone's mouth
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(62)
 


Fri June 20, 2014
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Family claims exotic spider monkeys are living in rural Virginia county. You'd think other people would notice monkeys with eight legs
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(40)
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Carl Icahn demands Family Dollar be "put up for sale immediately"
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(35)
 
(ABC 27)
 
 
 
Everyone in this Brazilian family has six fingers on each hand, and they are rooting for their home country's soccer team to win their 6th World Cup
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(49)
 


Thu June 19, 2014
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Why, if we didn't give handouts to a family of multimillionaire rednecks then they might just decide to film their show in Hollywood
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(123)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Remember the soldier that had his dog, Baxter, sold by his girlfriend while he was deployed? The family that bought Baxter have agreed to return him to his rightful owner
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(178)
 


Wed June 18, 2014
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Family Research Council says that gay sex is way more sinful than incest. Suck it, sibs
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(164)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Aaliyah's family is trying to block Lifetime's upcoming film about the dead singer. Maybe they could get Donnie Iris to do the score and that would make everyone happy
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(58)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
An unusually poignant photo gallery of the aging motels of Barstow, California will bring back memories of the kind of places your dad always made you stay when you took family vacations
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(107)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
The most discriminatory law in the United States is the Family Cap, which used to put a limit on how big a non-white family could be but today puts a cap on how big a family on government assistance can be. Naturally, people have a problem with it
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(373)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Guards at amusement park tell family that they cannot bring their knives into the park. Father and his four kids decide the rules don't apply to them, and proceed to beat up responding officers. Have fun in jail, dumbasses
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(226)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
And you thought being made to wear matching family sweaters was bad
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Tue June 17, 2014
(AL.com)
 
 
 
If you're going to throw a party where you reveal the gender of your unborn child to all your family and friends, you should do it like they do it in the South and fire off shotgun shells loaded with glitter and confetti
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(58)
 
(The Irish Times)
 
 
 
Low-budget carrier Ryanair launches more family friendly image with discounts to families travelling with children as its CEO vows to "stop unnecessarily pissing people off"
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(27)
 


Sun June 15, 2014
(Impact Wrestling)
 
 
 
Can EY retain his title against MVP in the big steel cage? Will Bully Ray continue to make the Carter family bleed? LIVE from Dallas, Texas, this is YOUR official TNA Slammiversary XII discussion thread (8:00PM, PPV)
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(316)
 


Sat June 14, 2014
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Casey Kasem is still alive, but his family is arguing over what will happen to his corpse
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(17)
 


Thu June 12, 2014
(KRQE News)
 
 
 
Scary: Iraqi refugee family in Albuquerque NM attacked in their home by a ski-mask wearing man who tore up their US citizenship papers and shouted anti-Muslim epithets at them. Ironic:They live in the US because they are Catholic and had to flee Iraq
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Wed June 11, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Lex Ky family business owner falls while carrying 20gal pot of boiling peanut oil. Drew's hoping folks might be able to help out (DIT)
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(148)
 
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
As Britain's Prince Philip turns 93, here's a collection of 23 of his most outstanding quotes, suggesting the British view the Royal Family not as sovereign figureheads but more like free cable
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(99)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Woman creates fake Facebook profile to talk to her niece, niece asks the fictional person to kill the woman and other family members
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(102)
 


Tue June 10, 2014
(WRAL)
 
 
 
A Modern Family episode comes to life as wedding is disrupted by wildfire. Quick thinking photographer takes amazing shot before being evacuated
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(60)
 


Mon June 09, 2014
(Cageside Seats)
 
 
 
Daniel Bryan is out. The Wyatt family no longer has the whole world in their hands. We can no longer believe in the SHIELD. Ziggler won't show-off at MITB. I guess we'll just have to cheer for John Cena, tonight on Raw (8pm EDT, USA)
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(1170)
 


Sun June 08, 2014
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
"That's when the light bulb went off - maybe I could buy a family." She went home with a brooding male mannequin she named Chauncey, and ginger-pigtailed Mary Margaret (with pictures of the happy family)
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(73)
 


Sat June 07, 2014
(WhatCulture)
 
 
 
Jim Ross hospitalized. BAH GAWD KING THAT MAN HAS A FAMILY TO FEED
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(44)
 


Fri June 06, 2014
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
World's smallest country has just 22 residents, a royal family, currency, stamps and even a football team
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(78)
 
(Lex 18)
 
 
 
Janitor is called to high school gym to clean up a mess, instead of a pile of vomit he finds a bag of money the students had donated so he could visit his family overseas
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(47)
 


Thu June 05, 2014
(Surrey Mirror)
 
 
 
Egg bought for breakfast from supermarket hatches in front of stunned family
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(73)
 


Wed June 04, 2014
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Twice-divorced AG files brief to argue against gay marriage on grounds of family stability
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(56)
 


Tue June 03, 2014
(KETK Tyler)
 
 
 
Taking a cue from the Kasem family, a Texas family starts assaulting each other with a catfish
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(15)
 


Mon June 02, 2014
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
The Discovery Channel's "Alaskan Bush People" follows the life of a family living in remote Alaska. And by 'remote' we mean there's a pizza parlor down the road and the next door neighbor got really pissed at the production helicopter
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(66)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-ready headline: Family attacked by swarm of bees in Beeville
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(32)
 


Sat May 31, 2014
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
300 mourners pack crematorium to celebrate life of heroic RAF pilot in WWII who died at age 96 with no family and few friends
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(46)
 


Fri May 30, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The family that preys together, stays together
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(23)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Senate candidate sends out a campaign mailer with a picture of him and his family all holding guns. And since the littlest children are too young for guns, they got to hold cap guns. "We're outdoors people"
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(123)
 
(Slippedisc)
 
 
 
Italian police seize 300 bottles from family winery of opera tenor Andrea Bocelli, claiming they were of cheap wine fraudulently labeled as premium. He did not see this one coming
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(37)
 
(WISN Milwaukee)
 
 
 
Senior prank lists H.S. for sale on Craigslist as "90,000 sq ft mansion with swimming pool, indoor gym and parking for a large family of 80"
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(49)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Glenn Beck: Don't get all pissy with us about sexual abuse. Why back in my day, my family sexually abused each other with the onions on our belts...which was the style at the time
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(228)
 


Thu May 29, 2014
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
The American Family Association directs its members to refuse mail bearing the new Harvey Milk stamp. THAT'LL SHOW 'EM
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(172)
 
(Newser)
 
 
 
The Weed Fairy is leaving free pot lying around Seattle, making Tooth officially the lame older sibling of the Fairy family
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(73)
 


Wed May 28, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Donald Sterling to the NBA: I have not yet begun to embarrass my family
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(44)
 


Tue May 27, 2014
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Funding for family planning decreased, abortion rate goes up. Who could have predicted that outcome? Oh, everyone. Right
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(93)
 


Mon May 26, 2014
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Whitney Houston's family fails to realize beggars can't be choosers, demand she "deserves more than just a Lifetime TV movie"
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(53)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
'All I can tell you is that I thought it would help us as a family.' What is the 'it' this man is talking about? A) Family counseling, B) Donating their time to various charities together, or C) Robbing banks together
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(16)
 


Wed May 21, 2014
(Edmonton Journal)
 
 
 
Leduc RCMP looking for missing family member with reputation as something of an ass
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(13)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
No no, you're not gullible. Obviously Britain's royal family would marry off Prince Harry on a reality show. Obviously
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(32)
 


Tue May 20, 2014
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
City of Orlando files lawsuit to force family-owned church to sell its land to make way for new $115 soccer stadium. Thanks Obama
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(108)
 


Sun May 18, 2014
(ABC 27)
 
 
 
Dog alerts family to fire at a exotic animal rescue shelter, allowing the family to get all but 2 of the animals out unharmed. He may not ask for a steak but he certainly does deserve one
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(25)
 
(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
Family sues BART after a worker was struck and killed by a train. When contacted for comment BART laughed and said they could eat his shorts
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(32)
 


Fri May 16, 2014
(The Local)
 
 
 
The family that gets struck by lightning together stays positive together
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(20)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Family whose son was attacked by their neighbor's vicious pit bull but rescued by his cat will not sue the owners of the dog in a rare moment of common sense
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(275)
 


Wed May 14, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
American Family Association offended that Mississippi businesses aren't offended by what offends American Family Association
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(129)
 


Tue May 13, 2014
(IGN)
 
 
 
Images from Simpsons/Family Guy crossover released. Peter & Homer will fight over beer. Naturally
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(45)
 


Mon May 12, 2014
(SILive)
 
 
 
If it is frantically quacking and flapping its wings while down in a sewer it's probably a duck and her family that needs rescuing by firefighters
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(25)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Good news for you anti-family heathens, the modern American family continues to die
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(93)
 


Sun May 11, 2014
(Centre Daily Times)
 
 
 
In the tradition of the Kardashians, the Paterno family will feed off of the carcass of a dead patriarch in an effort to gain fame, fortune, and futility. We could just ignore them
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(49)
 


Sat May 10, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Teacher thinks 9 year old is mocking him, so he slaps him, twice. The boy's family lawyer can finally pay off his yacht
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(95)
 


Thu May 08, 2014
(Politico)
 
 
 
I am sorry if this greenlight offended anyone, but this was the doing of a rogue admin and I am sorry for anyone who was harmed by such a tasteless and terrible article. I also announce my resignation to go spend more time submitting my family
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(31)
 


Wed May 07, 2014
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Family of Joe Paterno files lawsuit seeking to reverse $60M in fines and basically to have Paterno's reputation restored. The NCAA filed a 64 page response of "HAHAHAHAHA"
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(65)
 


Mon May 05, 2014
(News On 6 Tulsa)
 
 
 
Grandpa dies. Family bury him and have headstone installed. Grandson ticked off about it, so buys surrounding plots and places big-ass sandstone rock right in front of headstone. And here you thought your family was bad. w/vid
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(94)
 


Sat May 03, 2014
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Sad: family dog is lost during Hurricane Sandy. Worse: after year and a half, family gives up. Better: family visits shelter to adopt new dog. Fark: first one shown is their lost dog
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(57)
 


Fri May 02, 2014
(TFN Insider)
 
 
 
Hey ladies, next time you step into the voting booth just remember that you're destroying your family
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(52)
 
(Kare11)
 
 
 
MN teen and Columbine fanboy arrested a week before fulfilling elaborate plot to kill family and fellow students in mass shooting/bombing
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(179)
 


Thu May 01, 2014
(SFist)
 
 
 
San Francisco Zoo's newest family member is an incredibly ugly-assed 10-month-old red panda (w/pic of him eating a stuffed version of himself)
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(40)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
It turns out the smartest people do end up running the country. If by smart you mean came from a wealthy family that could afford to send them to expensive schools smart
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(69)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
It's springtime for Hitler, as he appears in lost family trip negatives found at thrift store
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(37)
 


Wed April 30, 2014
(WRCB)
 
 
 
Family returns to home destroyed by tornado to find their dog waiting for them wondering where they went
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(54)
 
(Zero Hedge)
 
 
 
Banks have $680 BILLION dollars of life insurance on their employees, payable only to the banks, not family. When asked about details the federal regulators claim "trade secrets"
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(37)
 


Tue April 29, 2014
(CBC)
 
 
 
Canadian family gives up attempt to live like it's 1986, cuts off the mullets and buys a Nintendo Gamecube
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(99)
 
(KJRH Tulsa)
 
 
 
Family loses home in 2008 tornado and rebuilds six miles away in a different town. Almost six years later, their new home is leveled by another tornado
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(105)
 


Fri April 25, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
It ain't a real WV wedding until the bride murders a family member in a bar parking lot
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(93)
 
(KWQC Quad Cities)
 
 
 
First grader stabs classmate with hypodermic needle, and the school nurse told the girl's family "the needle looked clean so there's nothing to worry about"
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(65)
 


Thu April 24, 2014
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Disney offers Josh Gad the chance to develop a family comedy-adventure for the company, all because he voiced a walking snowball in Frozen
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(72)
 
(WJLA Washington DC)
 
 
 
News: Man arrested trying to flee the country after raping girl. Fark: Saudi exchange student who raped 16-year-old daughter of his host family. What the Fark: He was having an affair with his host mom, and she tried to help him escape
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(74)
 


Wed April 23, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
It's a good thing that you want someone to take action about all the cars that have crashed through your house in the last two years but maybe you need to move your family in the meantime
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(39)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
"NJ family sues over under God." Hmm -- preposition trouble. Apparently they don't to be dictated to from about down out of above or something
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(149)
 


Tue April 22, 2014
(8 News Now)
 
 
 
Rancher Cliven Bundy's family's ancestral rights go all the way back to post-WWII
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(460)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Scientists discover Neanderthals had a gene pool more shallow than you'd find at the average West Virginia family reunion
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(21)
 


Mon April 21, 2014
(ABC Local)
 
 
 
Skydiver experiences malfunction of his special wing suit and makes unfortunate landing in the backyard of the Dye family during their Easter egg hunt. Friends say he was a good boy, loved his Mama, loved Jesus and America too
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(109)
 


Sat April 19, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Family flees lions as car catches fire." You just can't make this stuff up
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(46)
 


Fri April 18, 2014
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Volkswagen Beetle celebrates its 65th year since entry into the U.S. Let's remember the good old days when an American family of four could actually fit in one
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(55)
 
(KMOV St. Louis)
 
 
 
Woman who stabbed her boyfriend to death rolls her eyes and laughs at the victims family. Judge shuts her down by sentencing her to life in prison and adds 'I hope you die in prison'. Tag is for the murderer
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(245)
 
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Boy sits on wooden bench at school, gets splinter in butt. Does he A) go to the school nurse to have it removed, B) ask to be excused early to go home to have it removed, C) receive over $4,600 when his family sues the school
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(57)
 


Thu April 17, 2014
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Holiday meal planning time, so tell us - Do you do something special for Good Friday and Easter? Have go-to recipes for Passover? What recipes will be big wins for family gatherings?
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Tue April 15, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Pvt. Edward Ambrose died while fighting in the Great War in 1916. His distraught family was unable to look at the belongings found in his leather case. Until now
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(61)
 
(SanDiegoUnionTribune)
 
 
 
Mother whose family had to be rescued from sea says "We will slowly delete the comments from the Internet armchair quarterbacks who know nothing about us, our life, our skills, or, I might add, sailing." Bonus: Plans to do it all again
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(409)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Autopsy on the Ultimate Warrior shows he had a broken heart ... just like all family, friends, fans
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(53)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
If your home catches on fire, firefighters will do their best to save your pets, your family photos, your rocket launcher, your... wait, what?
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(24)
 


Mon April 14, 2014
(Anorak (UK))
 
 
 
The worst musical trend of the 1970s wasn't disco, it was family gospel albums: "The hideous fashions, the frightening hair styles, the creepy vibes ... each album cover is a tiny miracle of condensed tackiness and unease"
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(101)
 
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Family abducted by aliens. Need help to rent the space shuttle to rescue them
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(23)
 


Sun April 13, 2014
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Man arrested for numerous crimes including possessing meth, giving alcohol to minors, owning illegal firearms, and letting his family sleep in a house filled with trash and feces. Headline: "Father admits to smoking pot with young children"
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(43)
 


Fri April 11, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"Family Annihilator" added to FBI 10 Most Wanted list. *looks at pic* Alan Alda?
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(40)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
After nearly 17 years, the Bundy family is back for a new episode of Married With Children entitled "Showdown at Virgin Valley"
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(89)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Man running for Iowa Senate seat films campaign message full of smiles and family where he threatens to shoot the balls off the man who killed his sister
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(72)
 
(Quad City Times)
 
 
 
You know the economy is bad when even discount retailer Family Dollar is forced to close stores to reduce operating expenses
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(33)
 


Thu April 10, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Stabbing suspect's family was "like the Brady Bunch". Marcia, Marcia, Marcia
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(53)
 


Wed April 09, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
One million people are buried on this NYC island and no family members are allowed to visit their graves because it's too dangerous. To be a forgotten soul is pretty lonely
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(111)
 
(The Wire)
 
 
 
"Family Values" GOP Congressman caught on an office security cam making out with an aide does the honorable thing and...demands the FBI figure out how the hell anyone got their hands on that tape
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(156)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
A first look at Medicare data in 35 years. And guess what, it's as farked up and all over the place like Billy in those damn Family Circus comics
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(23)
 
(ABC 27)
 
 
 
Like having bumper stickers on your car? They could give away too much information. Subby will continue to put his stick-figure family on his car now
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(238)
 
(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
Man hits a woman long boarder with his car putting her in a coma with less than a 5 percent chance of survival yet she somehow pulls through and her family forgave the driver and consider him family now. Wait, what?
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(92)
 


Tue April 08, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Vance McAllister, the latest Republican family values pol caught cheating with a staffer, on when, exactly, he became religious: "when I needed votes"
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(68)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
In 1969, people actually sent birthday letters to family members through the mail. Some of these notes are just arriving
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(10)
 


Mon April 07, 2014
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Today's episode of family-values Republican making out with his aide brought to you by Louisiana's fifth Congressional district
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(122)
 
(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
Family that had to be rescued at sea is proud of their decision to risk the lives of their children and all those involved in rescuing them
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(119)
 
(East Grinstead Courier)
 
 
 
Canadian rap star Drake has mural of his family and friends created by middle aged woman from small town in England, who has no idea who he is, and flies it out to his home in L.A
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(30)
 


Sat April 05, 2014
(Billboard)
 
 
 
20 years ago today, Kurt Cobain committed suicide, devastating fans who didn't know he despised them with all his heart. Here are 20 ways his family and friends reacted to their loss
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(167)
 
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Not news: Family trying to enjoy a day at the park calls the police on a homeless man sleeping on a bench. Fark: Homeless man sitting on a bench calls the police on a family laying down in the park
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Fri April 04, 2014
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Boring: Car crashes through family's home. Fark: Another car crashes through family's home
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(28)
 


Thu April 03, 2014
(The Local)
 
 
 
Family finds 200-year-old gravestone while renovating living room
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(62)
 


Wed April 02, 2014
(RealScreen)
 
 
 
Travel Channel has greenlit a show about a family vacation from Vancouver to the Himalayas, a show about America's largest and most prestigious RV dealership, and a show about a guy who drinks and... yeah, just drinks
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(37)
 
(Humans Invent)
 
 
 
Watch out doggies, robots might replace you as the family pet
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(40)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Meh: Woman writes books about her childhood. Fark: Using the files kept by the Romanian secret police on her and her family
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(41)
 


Tue April 01, 2014
(Wave3 Louisville)
 
 
 
Family dismayed to discover that the wholesome movie they thought they bought is actually an educational movie. Specifically, Slut Queens
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(19)
 


Mon March 31, 2014
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Firefighter headed back into burning house to rescue family's pet 6-foot python because no other emergency responders "wanted anything to do with it"
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(42)
 
(The Oakland Press)
 
 
 
Family wants death certificate of genius changed from "suicide" to "Darwin"
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(72)
 


Sun March 30, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The same old story: Man raised in family where father smuggles 50 tons of pot worth $6 million over his career, only to spend the fortune on hookers and blow
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(31)
 


Fri March 28, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Little League parents can often be a little overly sensitive concerning their children playing the game, they can also be raving lunatics who terrorize a family for years
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(55)
 
(STV.tv)
 
 
 
If you want to remain as the family pet, maybe best not repeatedly shout the name of your owner's dead wife at his new partner
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(74)
 
(WHO TV Des Moines)
 
 
 
Two boys rescued by firefighter flew to New York to be on The Today Show to discuss their story. And while the family was in New York, someone broke into their home and stole virtually all their possessions
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(61)
 


Thu March 27, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Shortly before he was executed, a Missouri man who raped and killed a teenage girl in 1989 tried to ease the tension his family felt by making funny faces at his daughters before the drugs took him out
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(39)
 


Tue March 25, 2014
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Collection of church leaders including Focus on the Family's president join together to make video denouncing Darren Aronofsky's Noah. Just kidding, they say it's "profound," "pro-faith," and "pro-God"
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(91)
 

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