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500 headlines found matching 'family'
Thu July 28, 2016
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
If ever there's something noble for you to do for your WW I grandfather, it's restoring his WWI plane that was found in a garage by getting it flying in the sky again
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
CNBC: It's the Millennials fault homeownership is the lowest in 50 years. Next up: Blaming the drought on trees
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(I Heart Radio)
 
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Missing hymen leads to mother-daughter beatdown on Facebook Live
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The family that owns Publix Supermarkets has donated more than $800,000 to the groups opposing legalizing marijuana in FL; which is a pretty weird position to take for people that sell donuts and Doritos for a living
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(Jezebel)
 
Boobies
 
Boobies Trumps Obvious tag when staring at Ashley Judd's rack
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(KWQC Quad Cities)
 
 
 
The aptly named town of Erie, Illinois is on the lookout for a missing pet wallaby
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Wed July 27, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
After 35 years, John Hinckley, Jr released from St. Elizabeth's Hospital in Washington, D.C., most likely to free up space for other criminally insane like Hillary Clinton
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Mobicip Family Premium: Lifetime License. 5 device Parental control for iPhone, iPad, Mac, Android, Kindle Fire, Windows, Galaxy Nook. Finally stop what your kids are doing. Who is this Jack Septiceye anyway? (Sponsored Link)
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
The Duggar's sixth child Jinger Duggar announces her engagement to- hold the fark on "Jinger Duggar?" JINGER? Are these kids or Star Wars characters?
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Tue July 26, 2016
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Michael Vick feels bad that he was so dog gone dominating early in his career
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(WWE)
 
 
 
WHO is next to challenge WWE Champion Dean Ambrose? HOW will Bray Wyatt go on without his "family"? WHY the fark did they draft Eva Marie? LIVE from BUFFALO, THIS is YOUR WWE Smackdown Live thread (8pm ET on USA)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
After Trump attacks his speech, Sen Corey Booker responds "I don't want to answer his hate with hate. I'm not going to answer his garbage with garbage. I love him. I know his kids, I know his family. They're good - the children especially- people"
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
A woman is told that her mother is too fat to be cremated because of the danger of a grease fire or something like that
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
TV psychic Miss Cleo dead at 53 from a battle with cancer. Funny, I didn't think astrology was her thing
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Dear Amy: My friends are totally racist but I've put up with them all these years. Now I'm dating a Korean guy and they hate him. What should I do? Dear Nitwit: Dump their sorry asses
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(Westword)
 
 
 
"Acid is pretty fun here," said the man in the dildo, cape and Batman mask (Not Safe For Work)
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(KATU)
 
 
 
You can stay in bed, Oregon. There will be no Wake Up sale today. RIP Tom Peterson 1930-2016
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Mon July 25, 2016
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Article on what to look for to tell if a medical GoFundMe is a scam. In related news please help Subby to collect funds for his service unicorn "Diggeroy" to treat his chronic diarrhea before it's too late
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Syrian refugees now living in Scotland discover what the locals have known for years
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(CBS Dallas/Ft. Worth)
 
 
 
Texas whodunnit: A) neighborhood hooligan, B) smooth criminal, or C) her parent for publicity?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Well, somebody is going to find out if you leave your family and start a new one using a dead man's identity eventually, won't they?
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Sun July 24, 2016
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Pope Francis is putting the hammer down on those lazy nuns
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
After eight seasons, CW drives a stake into the Vampire Diaries
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Sat July 23, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Deciding that Donald Trump will give them at least four more months, CNN takes a break and decides to freak out over the fact the MH370 pilot did simulation runs that ended with crashing a plane into the ocean
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(Newschannel 9)
 
 
 
Local Baptist Church builds a nuclear submarine for vacation bible school kids. Building a rocket and hover boards next year
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Fri July 22, 2016
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Appeals court rules that Vice Presidential candidate Mike Pence is not allowed to throw women in prison for choosing to have an abortion
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Just because you can't make it doesn't mean you can't throw a great party
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Hypnotism is the latest parenting trend. These are not the cookies you're looking for
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(The Irish Times)
 
 
 
The good news - he'll soon be able to fap, for the first time in three years. The bad news - he'll be using someone else's hands
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(The Local)
 
 
 
To the delight of restaurant patrons, movie goers and airline travelers, childless households are the new normal in Spain
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(Boomstick Comics)
 
 
 
'The Exorcist' spits split pea soup all over everyone in this new trailer
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(Broadway World)
 
 
 
Tyler Perry and TLC collaborate on network's first scripted series, a soap opera about Alabama trailer park girl who goes to DC, causes political sex scandal, then comes home to her crazy family. Heather Locklear is in cast, Tyler Perry is not
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Thu July 21, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Hundreds of fans walked out of a family-friendly festival after multi-millionaire singer and charity founder Bob Geldof launched a shocking foul-mouthed rant at them for wearing Primark clothing"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Dog hooked on heroin and meth is now clean, wants steak (w/ pics of what a dog on meth probably looks like)
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I am unable to get my spouse pregnant, so my gay brother agreed to be our sperm donor. However, he and my wife have begun talking about raising 'their' baby and I feel shut out of my marriage. Should I call the whole thing off?"
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Nobody told Viggo Mortensen that he was cut from a Woody Allen film
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Family takes selfies with dead polar bear, asks "Was that wrong? Should we not have done that?"
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
9021NOOOO
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Wed July 20, 2016
(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Scientists discover that at least seven species of marine mammals mourn the death of family or friends. Once again, just like us ... unless we're owed money
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Family of toddler killed by alligator will not sue Disney. What? No. They've always had a helicopter
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Cops respond to homeless black man squatting on college campus. You already know how this is going to end
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Phil Kessel taunts Toronto
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Porn star goes down one last time
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
"You can't film us harassing gays." So sayest A. Westboro Baptist Church; B. The American Family Association; or C. The Daily Show
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I am dating a bro who has a tattoo that rates every woman he's slept with on a sliding 1 to 10 scale. He's only got three so far. If we break up, can I prevent him from rating me? Or do I stay with him to avoid becoming a number?"
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Tue July 19, 2016
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
You can now add 'implied ethnic' to the repertoire of Lou Holtz's slurs
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Have your kids have been sleeping too well at night? Or is your partner too in love with you? For the low price of just $900, you can own this lifelike, silicon mask of Donald Trump that will come to life and kill your family
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Woman, three daughters stabbed for not dressing conservatively in Pakistan. And by "Pakistan" I mean "France"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Would you abandon your family, friends, and SO for a chance to travel the universe? Is there anything else you'd abandon them for?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Scott Baio's critics said he wasn't tall enough to suck Donald Trump's d*ck if he tried. Tonight, he proved them wrong
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Mon July 18, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Jose Lima has just qualified for Rio 2016. LIMA TIME, BELIEVE IT
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Trump's campaign manager calls Bush family part of the past, says he is dealing the future. Which is odd since Bushes have a biblical track record on advising how to deal with despots who think they are god
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Economists say store some food, gather the family around the fire, hunker down for the winter, and get ready for the longest economic recovery in history
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's ghostwriter: If Trump were the president of the United States, "there is an excelled possibility it will lead to the end of civilization"
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Sun July 17, 2016
(The Japan News)
 
 
 
Dear Troubleshooter: My father is in his late 50s and has zero friends at work, coming straight home without socializing. His hobbies are watching go on TV and housework. I might sound overly concerned, but I do want to leave home when I get a job
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Sat July 16, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: An upgrade to your family pet
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Drew Barrymore files for divorce after her husband finally saw 50 First Dates
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Fri July 15, 2016
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Getting thee to a nunnery won't clear your student loans, either
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
TX Lt Governor makes an ass of himself yet again
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I am a black man with a white girlfriend. We discussed raising a family, but thanks to all the racism in the US and things like Trump, she is afraid that our child will look too black and be persecuted. What do we do?"
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
What the 68th annual Emmy Nominations got right [Some much needed love for The Americans, Veep, Master of None] and got wrong [Homeland deserves no nominations; Modern Family was snubbed in actor categories]
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
71-year-old marries 17-year-old boy just three weeks after meeting him at her son's funeral: "We have the best sex"
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Thu July 14, 2016
(Today)
 
 
 
86 86 86
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My son and his girlfriend have been planning on a lavish wedding. The date has been pushed back twice to tragedy, and I found out they secretly eloped but still are planning on throwing a sham wedding. Should I confront them?"
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
On second thought trying to impress your girlfriend by taking her to the local police station and pretending to be the police chief maybe wasn't the smartest idea
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Wed July 13, 2016
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
There's nothing as relaxing as strolling down the beach barefoot with your toes in the sand and AAAAAH GET THIS DEVIL FISH OFF MY FOOT
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"It was worse than being punched in the gut," says supporter of unelectable curmudgeon Bernie Sanders, who felt betrayed by the senator's endorsement of Hillary Clinton. You'll get over it
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Dear Prudence: I want to leave my husband and start a family with my gay best friend, whom I am deeply in love with. And he's on board; we would be the perfect family. Great idea or greatest idea?
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(The New York Observer)
 
 
 
Professional Pokémon Go trainers now shilling on Craigslist
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(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
George Takei visited the Heart Mountain Japanese Internment Camp. No jokes, just a damn interesting read
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(AP)
 
 
 
Ricky Williams says he was drug tested "at least 500 times" in NFL, some of the drug testers were "like family." Like the one he called Mom, who raised him, and the one he called Casper, who flew around the room. Smoking pot is fun
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Ravens center changes his wedding plans so one more member of his family can attend. Fark: His pit bull, who also happened to be a member of the wedding party
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Tue July 12, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Want to go on a day trip but can't find a sitter for the 5-year-old? Well it's not really a problem if you have an empty cupboard and some tape
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(Daily Edge (Ireland))
 
 
 
Sure cancer sucks ....but that doesn't mean you can't have fun with it
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Nine-year-old Indiana girl finds baby in her backyard. Indiana white storks wanted for questioning
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Snoop Dogg loses a Celebrity Family Feud question ... about weed
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Mon July 11, 2016
(Dayton Daily News)
 
 
 
"Dayton-area doctor exposed his genitals to people for years." You'd think they would have eventually looked away
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Conveniently, just as Michele's "quiver" is running out of arrows, she and Jim Bob Duggar of "19 Kids and Counting" fame seem headed for divorce. But really, it's her fault: "She has actually raised her voice to Jim Bob," a family friend said
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Schoolgirl's assignment to research 'notorious crimes in her hometown' leads to interesting results. For example, she discovered the identity of the infamous Soham Killer and in the process she found out what ever happened to her dear old dad
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Sun July 10, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
In one of the world's poorest countries, he set up free mental hospitals, nursing homes, orphanages, soup kitchens, family planning centers, and ambulances. R.I.P., "Father Teresa"
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Sat July 09, 2016
(C|Net)
 
 
 
The secret ingredient in your next beer? Artificial intelligence
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Johnson pulls out of Rio
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Fri July 08, 2016
(Fansided)
 
 
 
Another Kardashian is dating another athlete, giving Lakers fans someone new to blame for their continued misery
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this happy family portrait
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(Newsnet5)
 
 
 
Transgender person told not to wear a sports bra while in the pool. Since some people had a problem with this, it was made into a news story
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Thu July 07, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
"Ghost fish" never seen alive before is seen alive, but looks nothing like Falkor the dragon from "The Never-Ending Story"
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(Fox2 Detroit)
 
 
 
Edsel Ford II, great-grandson of Henry Ford, will not be charged with domestic violence. Since it's a Ford, prosecutors now wait for the inevitable recall
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(E! Online)
 
 
 
Seattle Seahawks fans can unanimously agree upon who they can blame for the team's future failings
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
USADA flags Jon Jones for possible doping violation, not getting his shiat together
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Only child finds what it's like to find her 17 sperm donor siblings on the Internet
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Wed July 06, 2016
(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
17-year-old girl comes out as gay. Parents kick her out of the house... to set up her SURPRISE PARTY
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I was at a BBQ with my family. I am a biracial woman raised by white parents. My uncle, who makes Trump look like Sanders, was there. He mocked my daughter's race. My husband punched him and my family is mad. Who's right here?"
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Awesome is having your hotel staff storm the place dressed and armed like ISIS terrorists for a prank
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Tue July 05, 2016
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Just in case you missed it the first 50 times - NEVER lend money to family or friends
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Why 13-year-olds can no longer marry in Virginia. In related news, 13-year-olds could marry in Virginia
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Sparklers are usually safe for kids to use. Key word being "usually"
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Mon July 04, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
A mother is racked with mental anguish after her son is killed in a head on collision so she sues: A) the other driver; B) the car maker; C) her dead son
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(WWE)
 
 
 
It's the 4th of July. While real people spend time with family and friends, no one likes you so your ass is stuck watching Raw. Good news, you ain't alone. WWE Monday Night Raw, begins at 8pm ET/pre-show 7:30pm ET on the USA Network, which is now on Sling TV
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Brawl breaks out at 2:30 a.m. Sunday, shots fired, one dead, several seriously injured at a) Waffle House b) Chuck E. Cheese c) "family-oriented" country club
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(Fox 5 Las Vegas)
 
 
 
Not news: Missing cat found at neighbor's house. News: Both neighbors lawyer up. Fark: People with cat request restraining order and put house up for sale, in what could be the slowest getaway in human history
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Senator Jim Inhofe creates a clear visual representation of the Republican Party
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(Idaho State Journal)
 
 
 
Sensing the end is near, Venezuelan President Maduro has begun having random Americans arrested as bargaining chips
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
That's great that you stopped your car on the interstate to let a family of ducks waddle across. Too bad the guy in the SUV behind you kept going
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Once over-50s pay off their mortgages, they have thousands of dollars a year available to put into various retirement savings plans. The advanta ... nope, they've already blown it all on cars, trips and restaurant meals every night
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Sat July 02, 2016
(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
You know you have a bitter heart if you write your own obituary just so you can tell your relatives not to attend your funeral
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Fri July 01, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Homeowner discovers an underground railroad hidden beneath the floor of her family home. This IS a repeat from 1855
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(The New York Observer)
 
 
 
This might sound conspiracy'ish, but rumor has it that walking away from the internet is beneficial for you. So, here's some advice on that
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(BroBible)
 
 
 
Remember that body builder kid who could bench 180 lbs at age 6? Have you been up all night wondering what he's been up to? Well, today is your lucky day
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Thu June 30, 2016
(Inside Edition)
 
 
 
Are the Morning Joe cohosts secretly doing the horizontal mambo?
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Turning 30, Lindsay Lohan reflects on her life...at least the parts she can remember
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(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Fear not Republicans and Democrats for your political animosity towards each other, once November has come and gone we'll all be one happy family again. *rolls eyes*
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(Metro)
 
 
 
If you refuse to stop your two-year-old from spitting on other passengers, perhaps you shouldn't even go out in public, let alone fly
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Former NBA baller Antoine Walker is broke after blowing $108 million, and is now teaching other athletes how not to blow that kind of money
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Stop sugarcoating and lying to children. Tell kids when they suck at something
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My husband and I want to adopt. We've discussed some details-gender, age, foster care, race. Neither our parents nor us care about race, but I have a family of racists. Should we adopt a minority baby to force them into tolerance?"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
HBO is so tired of hearing about R+L= J that they posted a family tree on their site. R is Ron Weasley
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Wed June 29, 2016
(Roanoke Times)
 
 
 
Band trainer for THE OHIO STATE will be be spending the next three years in THE PRISON
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Tue June 28, 2016
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Father manages to recreate daughter's selfies with perfect duck face pouts & fake tattoos by trolling her social media pages. He drops the mic. She will never date again
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(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
Man trying to replace light in swimming pool filled with water "likely electrocuted." Also, sky is "likely blue," grass is "likely green"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Man has a heart attack on a plane that Tim Tebow is flying on. Tebow leaps into action and... prays for the man. The man dies, obviously, because prayer doesn't do a goddamned thing, but Tebow is being lauded as a hero for some stupid reason
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Mormon leader apparently believes God invented the Internet in 1823 or possibly that Joseph Smith was a time traveler with an iPhone, it gets a little muddy at the end
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(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
Tim Tebow may have not been a good NFL quarterback, but he's proven to be something special in the air
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Mon June 27, 2016
(WFSB Connecticut)
 
 
 
Not news: gator hanging out by the river. News: in Connecticut
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Does your snake bite?
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(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
Two-year-old girl loses right eye to cancer. Now wears "Coming Soon" patch over socket until she gets prosthetic eye, perfect for Halloween pirate costume
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Wales has culture. Wait a second, that doesn't sound right. Whales have culture. There we go
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Hungry kid wants doughnuts, Internet gives him $270K and ZERO DOUGHNUTS. Thanks for nothing, Internet
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(AutoGuide)
 
 
 
Top Gear cancelled
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Get Fuzzy:Garfield::Family Guy:Simpsons. Create your own analogy worthy of the SAT's
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Cancer patient wanted nothing more than to meet Bon Jovi for over thirty years. So, when she was out trying to enjoy dinner, who crashes her meal other than Bon Jovi himself, making her wish come true
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"It would be horribly tragic if my ability to protect myself or my family were to be taken away, but that's exactly what Democrats are determined to do by banning semi-automatic handguns," she said, before shooting her family to death
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Two-year-old boy drowns in a pool at a family gathering exactly one year after his 11-month-old cousin drowned in the same pool at the same family gathering
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Sun June 26, 2016
(Providence Journal)
 
 
 
Yacht Club concerned that allowing female members would ruin its 'family atmosphere'
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Pat Summitt may be coaching the great women's basketball team in the sky soon
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Patridge starts a family. Come on, get happy
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The battle for Falluja is over, claims Iraqi general
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Judge declares Obergefell is not binding in Knoxville; evidently, they don't teach the Supremacy Clause in Tennessee law schools
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Papillion family develops monarch butterfly refuge, plans on watching their son turn to a life of costumed supervillainy after their untimely demise
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Sat June 25, 2016
(NYPost)
 
 
 
If it's this bad during a kindergarten ceremony, imagine the furor when they finish high school
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(MSN)
 
 
 
After child with Down syndrome is the only one in his class not invited to a party, mom speaks out using it as a teachable moment about the condition
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Protip: Judges generally don't like it when you tell them about your "donkey dick", threaten to "jack it" on them, and especially not when you tell them you'll kill their whole family with a hammer
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Fri June 24, 2016
(WVVA Beckley)
 
 
 
A woman's home exploded during a flood, blasting her into the branches of a tree. Like being in WV didn't suck already
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Ladies, remember those good old days when you did everything, while your husband read the paper? Whackjob Christianity wants you to experience shutting up and doing what you're told - just like in the good old days. Available at any church nearby
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Ex-campaign manager: Trump's VP list narrowed to 4 names. Presumably Ivanka, Melania, Eric and Don Jr
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Sinead O'Connor joins Dave Matthews on list of artists to keep off Chicago bridges
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
President of the Family Research Council says the only way we can have God's blessing restored on America is by electing Donald Trump
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Thu June 23, 2016
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Area man learns the hard way not to rescue people in car accidents
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
In a world first, a girl gets her tooth pulled out by a live squirrel on a park bench
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(BetaNews)
 
 
 
Google's free Android Basics Nanodegree promises to have even complete beginners up to speed and deleting entire tabs like a boss in record time
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Strange: Your dad putting a bizarre classified ad in the paper looking for a wife. Stranger: For you. Strangest: You deciding, "OK, what the hell"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Borrowing without permission. Have you ever had a friend, family member or co-worker borrow something of yours without permission? If yes, what was it and how did you handle the situation?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I broke up with my boyfriend for the fourth time yesterday. He's a fun and charming drunk narcissist. His friends are all homeless, unhealthy, alcoholic friends who hang out in the park. How do I gain strength to not go back to him?"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"Nuts," an inventive documentary, reveals a doctor's secret to success: goat testicle transplants - fun for the whole family
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Wed June 22, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Dolan family completes sale of Cablevision to Netherlands-based company. Next up: The Knicks, the Rangers, Madison Square Garden, Radio City Music Hall, AMC network, the L.A. Forum
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(CBS Miami)
 
 
 
It starting to look like half the population of Orlando reported the nightclub shooter to the FBI at one time or another. The latest? A fellow worshipper at his mosque who called the FBI two years ago after a conversation with Mateen disturbed him
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Coast Guard searching for missing family on sailboat. Wow, how big is that boat?
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Family Research Council pushing to block a bill that would give veterans easier access to fertility clinics because they fear a gay soldier might want to be a parent
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Woman files lawsuit claiming Donald Trump raped her when she was 13
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Michelle Bachmann is one of Trump's " evangelical advisors". Jesus
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Tue June 21, 2016
(BBC)
 
 
 
Wrong festival, dude
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
After selling an app to Snapchat for $54M, some people would blow it all as fast as possible. This guy decided to take his family around the world
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
U.S. finally begins deporting illegal immigrants - starting with a 60-year-old German whose parents forgot to apply for citizenship when he was 5
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Finally a teacher who DIDN'T have sex with a student. She went for the assistant principal. Who has just been taken into custody for her murder. Well, I guess back to students it is
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: After learning of my affair, my husband wants to end our marriage. Despite my plea to reconcile, he wants to push forth. But my work doesn't offer health insurance; I use his. Can I delay the divorce until I secure employee benefits?"
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Mon June 20, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Anton Yelchin appears to have been killed by a design flaw in his Grand Cherokee shift lever that was the subject of an active recall campaign. Unfortunately it wasn't voice activated
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Hmmm, has anyone seen Tony Perkins of the Family Research Council on the morning talk show circuit lately? No? Wonder why?
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(The Mainichi (Japan))
 
 
 
So THAT's how you earn $20 million before you turn 2
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Sun June 19, 2016
(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
What NOT to do when in a Chinese hospital: Complain about abdominal pain only find out you have two extra kidneys. Probably have already been sold to the highest bidder
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(KWWL Waterloo)
 
 
 
Responsible gun owner leaves gun lying around where a four year old can get it and for farks sake how much more of this do we have to take?
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Sat June 18, 2016
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Chelsea Clinton gives birth to the presumptive Democratic nominee for 2052
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Narrowly avoiding causing the end of all times with the creation of "Fuller House," producers and stars of the series continue to court Armageddon by moving forward with production of a second season
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Fri June 17, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Not to be outdone by Jesus in a piece of French Toast or the many other places that Jesus appears, man finds Allah in a slice of watermelon
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(Fox 61 Connecticut)
 
 
 
Cat recovering after being found in Bristol with gunshot wound. Man that Palin honeymoon must have been something
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania man uses a katana to defend his right to smoke weed in his brother-in-law's house. Florida man unsheathes his own sword, declaring, "THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My mother is a manipulative biatch who suffers bipolar disorder but refuses treatment. She could not take care of her dog, so I gave it away to a friend; now, mom calls harassing me and the dog's owner. Should I change my number?"
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Thu June 16, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Ravens rookie Ronnie Stanley goes to the pound and asks for an unwanted dog "We are looking for dog that's been here a long time and maybe not-so-adoptable"
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(Vox)
 
 
 
12 people were killed and 36 more were injured in 38 separate shootings during yesterday's 15-hour filibuster on gun control
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Family learns lesson about bigotry after attending a Trump rally: "Once you witness discrimination first hand, it's a totally different experience. I was in a state of shock"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Of the 40 people Donald Trump follows on Twitter, 35 of them are his family, employees, hotels, campaign staff, media pundits, or Apprentice contestants. Essentially, he's following himself
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Lawyers for Alabama's governor say impeachment probe can't include first-term acts because he's been re-elected. Clinton family seen taking notes
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Nicole Kidman and Colin Farrell may star in a new film together, hopefully one that will highlight their outrageous accents
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Wed June 15, 2016
(BBC)
 
 
 
Prince William becomes first member of the British Royal Family to appear on the cover of a gay magazine, getting there ahead of his uncle Prince Edward
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Tue June 14, 2016
(KTVH Helena)
 
 
 
Yellowstone bears are now opening car doors to get at the tasty tourists inside
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(New Delhi TV)
 
 
 
Dad drops six-year-old son on burning coal during a bizarre ritual (warning: do not look at the third pic)
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
"Man dies trying to get into Turkey apartment" Maybe he should have started with a chicken coop
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Can the world stop pointing out that we're Trump's German ancestral town, it's really nothing to brag about - thanks, Kallstadt
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Dutch woman pays $824 fine for having the audacity to be roofied and raped
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Today, in fearmongering: Brexit could destroy western civilization. Wait, western political civilization? Was that ever even a thing?
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Mon June 13, 2016
(Gawker)
 
 
 
If the Orlando shooter was angry about seeing two men kissing, it was because those two men weren't kissing him
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Note: the Fark Standard Drinking Policy of "When you're too drunk to keep working, just go home" probably should not apply to mountain tour guides
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Dear Penthouse, I think I'm falling in love with my step-brother. Whoops - sorry. Not Penthouse, Prudence. Dear Prudence, I think I'm falling in love with my step-brother
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Rubio reportedly considering another run for the Senate in the wake of Sunday's Orlando shooting. Presumably to defend the 2nd amendment rights of Islamic terrorists. Again
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Modern Family's Ed O'Neill reacts exactly as Ed O'Neill should react to Britney Spears asking him for a shared selfie
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Of course you want to see a gigantic, street-legal, shopping cart which goes 52 mph. Perfect for the family of four on the go
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Advice from 90-year-olds will make your day, make you a better person
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(Slate)
 
 
 
In other weekend massacre news, man kills his entire family in New Mexico. Can't wait to see Trump's tweet about this one
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(Google)
 
 
 
What is your most prized possession? Bonus for pics
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Sun June 12, 2016
(Inside Edition)
 
 
 
Bizarre family expects fast service from McDonald's, ends up with fast service from the cops. And then there are the mugshots
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Sat June 11, 2016
(AL.com)
 
 
 
City sues family for having a Buddhist meditation center in their home. What is the sound of one hand facepalming?
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Are the Mane 6 starting an all-filly singing group? What's the deal with ponies and moustaches? Will Rarity declare this the spiciest thing ever? Find out in a new episode of My Little Pony, Spice Up Your Life, 11:30 AM ET on Discovery Family
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Dead men don't read condolence letters. Unless they're not dead that is
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Cavs fan threatens Stephen Curry's family on Twitter, gets fired...and vows to do it again. What could possibly go wrong?
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Fri June 10, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Twelve hours after Elizabeth Warren rips him a gaping new one over his racist attacks on Judge Curiel, the best Trump can muster is to call her "Pocahontas with a nasty mouth". He wanted to call her a mouthy broad but his advisers said dames hate that
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Missing Massachusetts nightclub owner found 23 years later buried behind Rhode Island mill. It was one of those rare suicides followed by self-burial. So, move along, nothing to see here
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I am going to divorce my wife of five years. All we did was fight. The problem is that she just had a baby. My friends and family say I'm horrible; but my wife hasn't been the same for a year. Isn't my happiness important?"
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Focus on the Family's James Dobson says--stay with me on this--"Trans-inclusive bathroom policies violate Levitical prohibition on prostituting your daughter"
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Sad: Mom dies of cancer. Happy: Her best friend takes in her kids, Fark: All 6 of them
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Thu June 09, 2016
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
'Sadistic son tortures his father every day by shooting him and recording the grisly outcome' would be the headline if this happened in America
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
In tonight's penultimate episode of 'Orphan Black,' Helena and her bebees make their triumphant return. Donnie has a friend over. Ira & Sarah each have a family reunion & Felix's hair is magnificent. 10PM EDT on BBCAmerica
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Disney cashier accused of stealing $112k from Magic Kingdom restaurant register, or a meal for a family of 4. Florida: It took Disney 2 years to figure it out
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Ginnifer Goodwin and Josh Dallas have their second kid. Likely to be kidnapped soon by The Evil Queen
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
On second thought, maybe I shouldn't have written as a character witness in support of a rapist
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(The Kitchn)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: What was an unexpected win you had in the kitchen? Was it a recipe you 'fixed' or a utensil you found on the cheap? Victory is yours.. now share the good news. Difficulty: aside from not poisoning your family
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Silvio Berlusconi to have heart surgery but will be back to regular Bunga Bunga soon
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(Gates Notes)
 
 
 
Bill Gates announces he'll give away 100,000 a) Windows Phones, b) xBox Ones, or c) Chickens?
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Dear Carolyn, I am a 21-year-old Mexican woman in a wonderful relationship with a 21-year-old white male. My parents and brothers love him but my sister thinks that he is only fetishizing me, using me, and will murder me. What should I do
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Want 'Chewbacca Mom's' autograph? Get ready to pay
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Wed June 08, 2016
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
GOP announces interactive website allowing public to participate in crafting their 2016 platform. Unfortunately, Weedlord Bonerhitler seems to have crashed it already
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Not sure why, but the Washington Times is running a story about Illegal immigrants that are kidnapping children and bringing them across the border, hoping to appear to be families so they can take advantage of lax enforcement policies. No idea
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Assistant coaches would rather drop dead than work for the Knicks. Literally
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Usually when you disapprove of your daughter's choice of husband you get drunk at her wedding and insult your in-laws. But hey, that's not how they roll in Pakistan
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
If you thought you had seen all the baby animals, think again. This teeny-weeny koala will melt your entire heart into a puddle of mush
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(Wimp)
 
 
 
Toys from your childhood are now worth a fortune. Don't yell at mom for having thrown them out
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I was born male but eventually identified as female, embracing my realization and becoming transgendered. I've been working on socially transitioning; my family insists on calling me my male birth name and nicknames. What do I do?"
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(Tulsa World)
 
 
 
An intoxicated woman instructed her children to blow into her car's breathalyzer so she could drive drunk
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Family physician "afraid" of vaccines, says it's all about the colon
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Nine-year-old trained to use heroin overdose antidote. I never would have expected that stuffed bunny to be a smackhead
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Tue June 07, 2016
(China Daily)
 
 
 
In China, divorce is becoming trendy with the post-1980s only-child generation. Women initiate 60 percent of cases and "are more ready to choose divorce after losing confidence in the relationship"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Yoga instructor murders twin by driving her off a cliff. Did they double-check the dental records? Will the twin come back with amnesia? Tune in tomorrow
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Applicants for 'Parents of the Year' enter the contest with: Burning their son's hand on a stove because he sold their weed
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(Haaretz)
 
 
 
40 years latter, a look back from some of the hostages held at Entebbe, still refuse to admit it was actually Chuck Norris and Lee Marvin who rescued them
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Oh, you're thinking of running against Trump? Well, that's a nice family you have here. It would be a shame if something happened to it
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Teen accidentally dies taking selfie with a gun. Yes, you have read this before but this just happened
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Apparently, Jose Mourinho translates the English phrase "thanks for the excellent and dedicated support you provided as First Team Doctor and I wish you a successful career" into the Portuguese phrase, "you're the daughter of a whore"
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
'Instagram bank robber' sentenced to three years of jail Snapchats
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Dude, where's my pants
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Woman accused of killing fiancé by pulling plug out of his kayak, but only after replacing parachute with an anvil proved unsuccessful
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Mon June 06, 2016
(Examiner)
 
 
 
Stephen Curry doesn't want to get Zika virus or to play in the 2016 Olympics due to his knee injury
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Letter to Santa found in chimney during some remodeling. Fark: From 1925
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Pissed off Dad sells son's SUV to teach him a lesson. Bonus points for getting new owner to drive by occasionally to remind kid "how good he had it"
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Baby born in firehouse driveway narrowly escapes automated sprinkler system
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Sun June 05, 2016
(KATU)
 
 
 
Today's Mother of the year candidate is brought to you by West Virginia where a woman tried to sell her neglected 3-month-old baby to a neighbor for $500-$1000
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Sat June 04, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
No shirt, no shoes, no marriage license
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(NPR)
 
 
 
While the Congo Judo Team was competing in the World Championships their coach disappeared with all of their money. Now they're the only all-refugee team in the Olympics
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Fluttershy has a brother? Will Twilight Sparkle be married off in the season finale? Does his parents' cloud home have a basement for him to live in? Find out in a new episode of My Little Pony Flutter Brudder, 11:30 AM on Discovery Family
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Woman goes to great lengths to save her son's "sick" teddy bear by swapping it out for a new one. Too bad the kid will figure it out if he has internet access
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Fri June 03, 2016
(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
Area man writes own obituary, including this advice: "...do your best, follow your heart, and never settle for cheap beer"
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
"Does murder witness want a cracker? Maybe repeat what he heard?"
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(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Cat alerts family to rabid bat in the house. Well, he jumped on them in the middle of the night, just like every cat every night
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Trump: Americans with Mexican heritage cannot be trusted. This must have been one of those policy proposals that convinced Speaker Ryan to endorse Trump
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Hey girl, did you know I'm so in touch with my feminine side that I am actually about 49 per cent woman?
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Thu June 02, 2016
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Not to worry, all the hamsters who lived through the Fort McMurray wildfire are being reunited with their owners. Along with all the bearded dragons, birds, fish, cats and dogs. "I know it's just hamsters, but they all matter" (pics)
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(WMAZ Macon)
 
 
 
Woman in burka takes American flag and attacks homeowner with it, attacks other people with shoe, is stared down by 14-year-old with family gun. Oh Georgia, don't ever change
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(National Geographic)
 
 
 
There's a weird disease killing poor workers all over the world but it has a stupid name like a Van Halen album
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(KUTV Utah)
 
 
 
Reservation: Single room, nonsmoking, king-size bed requested, hotel staff to provide picture of Grandma Winslow from Family Matters. If said pic is unavailable, a dog dressed as a boat captain can be substituted
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Rolling Stones guitarist Ronnie Wood, 68, becomes the father of twins, now hopes to take up a healthier lifestyle in order to live long enough to see them graduate preschool
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Passenger blown off exploding boat says unburnt Bibles are proof that God was onboard that day. Still no explanation for exploding boat
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Wed June 01, 2016
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Spike is getting into game-show end of reality TV, fast-tracks series where parents and their adult children compete to win huge cash prizes while learning cringeworthy truths about each other
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Rider thrown from horse during parade on life support. This is why you shouldn't ride in parades if you're on life support
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(MSN)
 
 
 
"The White House made me a poster child for beating the odds, but then I dropped out of college"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
On opposite day, a police officer is convicted of a crime and sentenced to 4 years for shooting an unarmed black man
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Because when we do it, it's completely different than North Korea or Israel using collective punishment
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Tue May 31, 2016
(Time)
 
 
 
Tl;dr: "LEAVE THE CINCINNATI ZOO MOM ALONE"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
If Trump had the nads in the family he'd pick his daughter Ivanka for his VP slot
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
This is why you don't stick your head in the washing machine
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The family that slays together, stays together
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Call off the search guys, Johnny Football's been found... in a bar... No YOU shut up
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Mon May 30, 2016
(Wimp)
 
 
 
Behold this never before seen footage of Elvis Presley. Thank you. Thank you very much
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(Newser)
 
 
 
U.S. may get sued for latest drone strike on Taliban chief. Wait, they can do that?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
A 7-year-old boy is missing as parents intentionally left him stranded in the mountains as a punishment
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Hey Stepan............... Why the big pause?
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Sun May 29, 2016
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Now that the door has held, what's in store for Bran? Has Daenerys accepted her role as conqueror? Will Jamie and the High Sparrow battle? And Ian Farking MacShane makes his debut. It's your Game of Thrones Discussion Thread, 9 PM ET on HBO
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Finding Dory will feature a lesbian couple. The outrage from Christian groups should be priceless
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Sat May 28, 2016
(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Hat maintenance, sending the racist barn to sensitivity classes, mourning her dead parents... these are the things a background pony does when it's Applejack's Day Off on a new episode of My Little Pony, 11:30 AM on Discovery Family
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Woman dies in freak ziplining accident. Oliver Queen inconsolable
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(Salon)
 
 
 
What life is like in a cult
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(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Just in time for Memorial Day weekend, here is your Fark-ready headline: Man assaulted woman with package of frozen brats
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
"The owner did produce a smoke alarm. It was still in its wrapping in a drawer. They don't work like that"
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(Zam)
 
 
 
The most insightful article on the Overwatch "Play of the Game" and its failure to identify truly game-winning play
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(Google)
 
 
 
You are having a horrible nightmare, involving some of your greatest personal fears, but which does NOT involve any of your loved ones (so no kids/family in danger). What is happening in your dream?
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Fri May 27, 2016
(RedState)
 
 
 
The end is nigh as FoxNews finally loses RedState - over the Trump family interview
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(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
Cute girl visited SF house over 150 years ago and never left
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Thu May 26, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
CDC announces the long-feared discovery of a bacterium that is resistant to all antibiotics. Perhaps not surprisingly, it was found in a lady's urine in Pennsylvania
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Making love to your new bride can be awkward enough, even without the entire family watching
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(Tom Holland's Terror Time)
 
 
 
Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson drops knowledge about 'Big Trouble in Little China' remake
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(US Magazine)
 
 
 
RIP Jennifer Aniston's mom
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
Family Research Council fumes over amendment which would bar companies from firing employees for no reason other than being heterosexual
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
President Barack HUSSEIN Obama's new house is feet away, JUST FEET AWAY, from the largest mosque in the Western Hemisphere. SEKRIT MUSLIN CONFIRMED
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
"I desperately need money for my sister's cancer treatment ...so please shoot an arrow at me"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
For the first time in 6 years, Costco sales go from family size to single serving
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Yahoo spends $500,000 on security for CEO Marissa Mayer to protect her from possible stalkers, potential terrorists, stockholders opening the annual report
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My wife has been seeing psychiatrists for years, and they prescribed her antidepressants. But she thought they weren't helping, so she stopped taking them and now she's moping about like Eeyore. How do I get her to retake her pills?"
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Wed May 25, 2016
(Irish Mirror)
 
 
 
Lionel Messi to experience the Sports Illustrated cover jinx, just like so many American sports legends before him
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Air travel has been an unmitigated nightmare for quite a while now, but the airline industry itself just found new ways to make passengers miserable
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
There was a time once in America that patriots could find an unused patch of city land across from the Dunkin' Donuts and put up 80 handmade crosses to honor the war dead. But no more. No more
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(Nottingham Post)
 
 
 
One-fifth of all couples "close to breaking up." Seems low
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(Metro)
 
 
 
One man's ingenious response to his idiotic neighbor's pro-Brexit banner
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My partner and I are women and have made plans to marry and start a family. We agreed to have one child and that I'd get artificially inseminated and carry the baby. But she cheated on me with a man and is pregnant. What do I do?"
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Tue May 24, 2016
(Quartz)
 
 
 
Dear economist: I traveled across the country to attend my friend's wedding but didn't bring a wedding gift. Is it OK if I value my attendance as the gift, and economically, does it pencil out vis-à-vis paying for an actual gift? Dear cheapskate: No
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Do older men sire mentally ill children because of genetics, or because building a dungeon takes time?
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Mon May 23, 2016
(The Hollywood Gossip)
 
 
 
Josh Duggar desperately trying to land a new reality television series tentatively entitled 9 Sex Scandals and Counting
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Elijah Wood claims that there is a fellowship of pedophiles in Hollywood
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(PoliceOne)
 
 
 
You have the right to remain silent. You have the right to a diaper change and to be fed breakfast
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Johnny Ramone's widow buys his guitar at auction, says she will do something with the instrument that had never been done while her husband was alive. Tune it up?
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Christian radio host believes that a gay man can't lead soldiers into battle, which shows she both misunderstands the role of Secretary of the Army and forgot the lesson of Epaminondas and the Sacred Band
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Four hot sisters, one cool Metallica cover
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Man keeps crime in the family by stealing his mom's 42-inch flat-screen TV by smuggling it out of her house hidden in a futon
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Sun May 22, 2016
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Civil War scene proves the Bluth family lives in Marvel's Cinematic Universe
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Sat May 21, 2016
(Hull Daily Mail)
 
 
 
School kids asked "What will it be like when you are 40?" Seriously who wouldn't want to own a pet lion, drink beer and wear cardigans in France
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Gabby Gums returns to write a tell-all article about the opening of Rarity's Manehattan store and the insane amount of hookers and blow her friends plowed through that night on My Little Pony, "Saddle Row and Rec.", 11:30 AM ET on Discovery Family
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Fri May 20, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Tom Benson, owner of the Saints and the Pelicans, says his family wants to kill him. The Saints and the Pelicans can't be that bad
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
In the U.S., we sue homophobic bakers. In Pakistan, the disgruntled brother of a bakery owner puts pesticide in pastries and kills 31 people
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(Torrent Freak)
 
 
 
New copyright weirdness: Fox steals clip from YouTube to air in Family Guy, then DMCA's the original
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(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Local news station helpfully explains how kindness towards refugees will get your entire family killed
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Father stands his ground against toddler who wouldn't stop jumping on the bed
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Viggo Mortensen plays a crazy hippy dad in Captain Fantastic, the hit at Cannes. It's a movie about an off-the-grid family with bonus full frontal nudity
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Thu May 19, 2016
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Stephen King confirms that the Dark Tower movie will be a sequel to the books
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Sure, you accidentally live stream the birth of a child and you're an Internet sensation. But you accidentally live stream the creation of a child and suddenly Facebook is calling the cops
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My husband and I both have Facebook, and I use it more than him. it would make me feel special if he'd write a post about me; it would mean a lot. He refuses because he say doesn't need to put those things on Facebook. Is he wrong?"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
To the surprise of absolutely no one on planet Earth, another Kardashian family member sex tape has surfaced
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Because when you think about it you really have nothing else better to do ....so here's a Queens NY opossum momster carrying 8 kids on her back for a day of sunshine in the backyard
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Wed May 18, 2016
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
I am Governor Jerry Brown. My aura smiles and never frowns. Soon I will be Vice President
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(NBC 12 Richmond)
 
 
 
Clinton or Trump? I don't want to live on this planet anymore
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
I have never seen a poem so lovely as a OW GET THIS THING OFF ME
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(Google)
 
 
 
If Subby hears the words "That's insanium in the cranium, dawg" come out of his TV one more time, he's going to take a shovel to his cable box. What's driving you insane this week?
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
The new 24 trailer is here with a new star, loads of action, and more reasons to consider buying a calendar, maybe a watch
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Tue May 17, 2016
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The day's most improbable headline: "Jelly Belly Family Sued Over WWII Tank Death"
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
When waging war on your neighbor for their huge bright flatscreen TV that's going all night long, one needs to go old school and whip out the strobe light and disco ball to go all Studio 54 on their arse
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(Celebuzz)
 
 
 
Fark favorite Courtney Stodden is pregnant. Child services moves immediately to DEFCON 1
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Headless body in trunk less car
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Like piranhas fighting over a cow corpse, Prince's siblings are airing competing TV specials to profit off the Velvet Pancake's death
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
To prove conspiracies American businessman bizarrely wants to raise $1 million to stage a dramatic recreation of the 9/11 terror attacks on the World Trade Center, is now looking for an abandoned building and an old aircraft to buy
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Holy crap, somehow I managed to collect 9k Airmiles. Where should I go? What should I cash in for?
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Mon May 16, 2016
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Just because you don't like the shirt your teen daughter is wearing doesn't mean you need to sacrifice the family poodle in your smoker
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(Austin Statesman)
 
 
 
The fabulous cake was a lie
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
In other news, apparently it is possible to vandalize a paint-ball park
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Sun May 15, 2016
(CBS News)
 
 
 
This father/son bonding experience included smoking meth, kidnapping women, tying them up, threatening them with bats and guns, and going to jail. My dad took me fishing
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(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Japan not in love with idea of foreign tourists at 2020 Tokyo Olympics being forced to sleep in garish love hotels, wants owners to convert them to regular old hotels that take kids and serve food
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Rescue dog alerts family to dangerous snake near their daughter, then takes the snakebites meant for the daughter. Florida tag takes a backseat for a more proper tag to honor the dog
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Sat May 14, 2016
(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
This week on My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Twilight Sparkle reads Starlight Cousin Oliver 'A Hearths Warming Tail' to make her less depressed over being a jinx, ignoring Derpy, and letting Trixie get eaten. (11:30 AM ET on Discovery Family)
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Fri May 13, 2016
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Remember, you have to bolt Jesus Christ to the cross, or he may get down and start stabbing people
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Guy with OCD tries to squeeze as many miles as he can out of every gallon of gas during his commute (pics)
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Thu May 12, 2016
(TV Overmind)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Legends of Tomorrow, held captive at the Vanishing Point, the team must escape and reclaim their destiny (CW 8ET)
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Worried your only child will grow to be a narcissistic asshole? This article won't help
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
How often do you have an advice columnist exclaim, "Good God, man, watch that hedge trimmer"
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Fox News host Bill O'Reilly: the whole Internet is stacked against 'conservative thought'. You CAN'T explain that
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
How to lose a billion dollars? It's the story of beer heiress Frances Stroh
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
You know you were a good teacher when your letter against too much testing that you wrote to your students seventeen years ago is still being read reverently in the classroom today. "The scorers don't know you. And there are many ways of being smart"
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(Google)
 
 
 
My mother married her second husband's father - Does anyone else have odd family?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"Please don't moan to me about Hillary Clinton's problems," he then added "You had your shot and you chose her. Deal with it"
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Wed May 11, 2016
(Wales Online)
 
 
 
This is why we fear clowns
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Hank Pym's daughter is introduced as the new Wasp. Wait until she finds out about her weird family
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Waterfront home sells for a massive 100 times the $74,000 the owner originally paid for it. Nicely done
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: Years ago, my husband and I hit a low point in our marriage; I had an affair. Now, he wants to use that to blackmail me into an open marriage so he can cheat with a clean conscience. It will fail worse than polyamory. What do I do?"
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Tue May 10, 2016
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
"Faith-based" mental health "treatment center" convinces Iowa man he doesn't need all those anti-depressants and anti-psychotics he was prescribed, all he really needed was Jesus and vitamins. Suicide-attempt-larity ensues
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Man ordered to remove 'VI6SIX' license plate
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(MSN)
 
 
 
So what has Tamra Judge, the self-proclaimed "hottest housewife" of "The Real Housewives of Orange County", been doing lately? How about becoming a bodybuilder?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My boyfriend is clinically depressed. I wanted to end our relationship at Christmas, but he proposed in front of his family. I felt I had no choice but to say yes. I still want to end it; can I ask his therapist to break up for me?"