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Wed September 20, 2017
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(US Magazine)
 
 
 
You'd think a Teenage Witch could stop a hurricane but Black Magic can barely make tone-deaf Instagram posts go away; Melissa Joan Hart went Full Omarion over Maria
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Drone stops execution by carrying out execution
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Tue September 19, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Donny Half-Scoop ends Secret Service protection, because he wants more privacy. No, really. Why are you laughing?
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Sun September 17, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Parachuter at BYU game runs out of room while attempting to land on field, but you have to expect that when those large Mormon families gather
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
We can't let you volunteer at our church. Being a lesbian is a sin
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Tue September 12, 2017
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Dolphins' stadium sustained no structural damage from Hurricane Irma, so while you may have no food, water, or shelter, thank God you can still watch football
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Mon September 11, 2017
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Kristen Bell cheers up kids in an Irma shelter with Frozen songs. How about Riders on the Storm by the Doors? Or Hurricane by Bob Dylan?
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Anyone else wonder how hard it can really be to live through a hurricane? Based on the TV news, seems all you have to do is stand in the middle of the street like a fool
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Sun September 10, 2017
(Coconuts)
 
 
 
Thai woman cons 8 men by marrying them and then disappearing right after collecting the dowry money from the families. Here goes the bride
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Wed September 06, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The NFL, always quick to make a decision on everything, decides maybe it's not a good idea to play a game in 185 MPH winds
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Tue September 05, 2017
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Cops: Florida Man performed sex act on woman "in front of families and children" at Clearwater beach
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Mon September 04, 2017
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Finally the rich white guy gets a break
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Duke and Duchess of Cambridge still have functional reproductive organs
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Fri September 01, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Canada: 'Ok Texas, we've got food, medical supplies and water ready to ship down there to help. Need anything else?' Texas: 'Nah, we're good. Just send prayers. That other stuff is for librul pansies.'
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Thu August 31, 2017
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Some see a man selflessly giving shelter to those in need. Subby sees a man who knows how much money is going to be spent on new furniture in Houston in the coming months
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(DFW Star-Telegram)
 
 
 
Dallas and Houston cancel their preseason game for tonight because frankly "there's more important things than football right now" going on in Houston
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Sun August 27, 2017
(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
Houston, we have a problem
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Fri August 25, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Kasich considering 2020 independent run with a drunk helicopter
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Mon August 21, 2017
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Eleanor Rigby, died in the church, and was buried along with her name, nobody came... until now when some lucky Beatles' fan can buy her grave for probably around $3,000
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Thu August 17, 2017
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Data that nobody could have possibly predicted pulled from Virginia's annual Standards of Learning tests, or SOLs, shows that students from rich families perform better than students from poor ones. In other news, Virginia calls its test the SOL
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Tue August 15, 2017
(Connecticut Post)
 
 
 
Red Bull may give you wings, but it also gives you the strength to break the glass doors of a convenience store when the clerk locks you and your 12-year-old inside for shoplifting
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Sat August 12, 2017
(Page Six)
 
 
 
During their honeymoon Bryan Cranston and his wife were caught having sex on a train. "My gorgeous wife says to me those three words you always want to hear: 'Get off me.'"
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Fri August 11, 2017
(Morocco World News)
 
 
 
15 Moroccan teens treated for rabies after "admiring" donkey
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Thu August 10, 2017
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
NOBODY puts Baby in a corn..I mean, refrigerator
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
The bad news: Portland is losing a strip club. Good news: Affordable housing will replace it. Bad news: People are upset about this
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Wed August 09, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
The Anne Frank Center just pulled a reverse Godwin on Trump
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(CNSNews)
 
 
 
Some in Congress worry N. Korea might strike Guam because of the size of the U.S. military there, another fears our military's weight may actually cause the small island to "tip over"
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Tue August 08, 2017
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Couple decides to have sex at the Wisconsin State Fair in full view of others. It must've been the excitement over the Cricket Nachos
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Sat August 05, 2017
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Growing trend of "curse-free" pubs in England is not going over well. "Golly gee, this misguided idea has really made me quite upset and unable to express myself in the preferred fashion of which I'm accustomed to," said one customer
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Thu August 03, 2017
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Yes, you can die from drinking boiling water on a dare
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Canada sets up a refugee housing center at Montreal's Olympic Stadium for refugees from... some war torn country? No - the United States of America
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The most important battle in modern American history is being waged by a guy who tactically destroyed 1/4 of Saddam's tank corps and a guy who has problems navigating a bottle of bourbon out of a paper bag at morning meetings
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Wed August 02, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
America can thank a warrior caste of families for running and fighting its wars
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Want to get away from those dirty liberals and logging off of Fark is no longer enough? Just call the fine folks at Conservative Move and you and your family will be living a brand new life in Derpsville in two shakes of an elephant's tail
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Tue August 01, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
If you picked "less than 24 hours" as the answer to "How long until one of the Trumps will undermine the authority of newly sworn-in Chief of Staff John Kelly?" step forward and collect your prize
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
If you're planning a trip to Times Square, keep in mind that it's been taken over by hordes of bare-breasted, pan-handling, lewd-talking, family-targeting illegal alien immigrants. OOGA BOOGA
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Seems like the War on Thanksgiving starts earlier every year
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Thu July 27, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Pence: Millions losing health insurance is "the very essence of living in a free society" Well, that and passing legislation to outlaw The X-Men
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Mon July 24, 2017
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Asshat "social media star" booted from Disney Channel show after Disney discovers he's an asshat
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Sat July 22, 2017
(KMPH San Joaquin Valley)
 
 
 
And now, for this year's feel-good SDCC story: A nonprofit that makes cosplays for disabled kids
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Thu July 20, 2017
(Carbonated TV)
 
 
 
NRA TV decides to go all-in on race-bating, says white families will be "tortured and killed" if Black Lives Matter is allowed to continue and "succeed"
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Thu July 13, 2017
(KVRR)
 
 
 
You can now live in the North Dakota governor's mansion, but you will have to move it
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Mon July 10, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Researchers find families with one income don't earn as much money as families with two
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Newt Gingrich says able-bodied people are exploiting Medicaid
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Sun July 09, 2017
(WJLA Washington DC)
 
 
 
Former Trump lackey Boris Epshteyn defends Sinclair Broadcasting's fear-mongering "Terrorism News Desk" after John Oliver's sick burn aimed toward the company
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Tue July 04, 2017
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
It seems that not only did Chris Christie make the beach private he also forced six families who own cottages next to the beach to leave their homes under threat of arrest
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
"This was what the United States of America was like not that long ago: a country where families struggled to live on dirt streets, with dirt floors, and little or no income to pay the grocery or medical bills. It was just the way things were"
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Mon July 03, 2017
(IFL Science)
 
Weeners
 
Early Farker discovered among remains of Pompeii victims
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Rock star separates from rock star husband. Really stretching the definition of rock star with this one
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(The State)
 
 
 
Cemetery where subby's grandparents, cousin, father, and assorted other relatives are buried was vandalized last night. What the hell is wrong with people?
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Sat July 01, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Licensed prostitutes in Nevada speak out against the Republican Health Care Act, say they're looking for some help from Congress ... if for no reason other than professional courtesy
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Fri June 30, 2017
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Brain-eating amoeba found in two Louisiana water systems. Well, that explains a lot
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Wed June 28, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump: The ongoing investigation into my family's alleged prior wrongdoing is pathetic and politically motivated. Excuse me, did I say Trump? I meant Bernie Sanders
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Author of new book wants us to stop sensationalizing the Donna Reed Party, because vacuuming in high heels and pearls was hard enough without all the cannibalism jokes
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Mon June 26, 2017
(Vox)
 
 
 
The amount of money 400 families are going to receive from tax cuts in the House's "health care" bill is equivalent to the amount the government spends on Medicaid expansion in four states for 725,800 enrollees
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Sun June 25, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Get 'em out by Friday / You don't get paid till the last one's well on his way
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Fri June 23, 2017
(BBC)
 
 
 
UK loses UN vote over 50-year-old territorial dispute with Mauritius, as Europe ends support for British overseas claims. Brits outraged nobody informed them that isolationism might result in isolation
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Wed June 21, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
New Hampshire is the best state to raise a child, followed by Massachusetts, Vermont, and Minnesota. Or any other state that isn't Mississippi
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Tue June 20, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
White House press secretary Sean Spicer says President Trump "wants heart" in GOP's secret health bill. Coming up next: GOP presents ACA repeal bill wrapped around the freshly cut out heart of a low-income single mom with a preexisting condition
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Scientists discover a genetic basis for Björk
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
EF-0 tornado touches in Maryland. EF-0? So, what, some hummingbirds were flying in a circle or something? Good luck with the rebuild, guys
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Sun June 18, 2017
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Alex Jones cuts a Father's Day video and sends it to Sandy Hook parents
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Missing sailors in destroyer collision found dead in flooded berthing compartment
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Sat June 17, 2017
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
If you want to know why Dutch kids are the happiest kids in the world it's because they eat chocolate for breakfast
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Fri June 16, 2017
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Intolerant Republican caught on film cursing and berating gay people gathering signatures for a petition. Wait, it was a Democrat? The hell you say
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Thu June 15, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Rep. Steve King (R-epulsive) says President Obama is to blame for the divided political climate that led to yesterday's shooting
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What's the strangest thing you ever ordered online? Subby just ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. Will keep you posted
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Vladimir Putin has claimed that it is his 'duty' to stop gay people from getting married in an attempt to 'reinforce families' because same-sex couples 'will not produce any children'
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Tue June 13, 2017
(Orlando Weekly)
 
 
 
1 year later, 27 Pulse survivors, family members and first responders share their stories
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Sun June 11, 2017
(The Advocate)
 
 
 
During Pride Month 2017, please pause to remember those lost during the Pulse nightclub attack in Orlando. Because, sadly, some were not remembered by their families, even in death
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Fri June 09, 2017
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Apple CEO Tim Cook will address the 2017 graduates at MIT, some of which may actually look up from their screens
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Thu June 08, 2017
(Russia Today)
 
 
 
Saudi soccer team lambasted for failing to honor London's attack victims. They walk around looking bored, an act reserved only for fans
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Wed June 07, 2017
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Military flight from Myanmar, also known as Burma, is missing after taking off from Myeik, also known as Mergui, and heading towards Dawei, also known as Tavoy. Investigators now looking for the plane, also known as a heap of smoking wreckage
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Tue June 06, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Not saying Trump should be getting worried or nothin, but, Special Counsel Mueller's team now includes a guy who busted up several mafia families, two prosecutors who are financial fraud experts that helped bring down Enron, and a Watergate vet
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Trump to honor Gold Star families at White House. That's the joke
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Mon June 05, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Rudy Huxtable is still behind Bill Cosby .... where she can keep an eye on him no doubt
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Sun June 04, 2017
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Look, guys, it's 2017. It's cool to come out of the closet and celebrate being GLBT. So quit trying to pick up dudes in public restrooms, parks, OK?
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Sat June 03, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Farker Vicejay is yet again asking for funds for his food bank...except this time, you might win $5K. (DIT, link goes to duck goodness, tag is for YOU, you awesome bastid.)
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Fri June 02, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Families at public school talent event get unexpected drag show. Not everyone approves
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Thu June 01, 2017
(WiscNews)
 
 
 
1 dead and 2 still missing after explosion rips hole in corn mill. The whole corn plant leveled, corn holed one might say
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
We celebrate the fact a father of a student in the Seattle Public Schools raised $40,000 to pay off lunch debt for poor students so the district would stop shaming them, but we must ask: What kind of country would allow kids in school to go hungry?
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
"Muslim groups raise nearly $500,000 for families of 'Portland heroes'--it only took 5 hours to shatter their initial $60,000 goal"
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Wed May 31, 2017
(AOL)
 
 
 
Cemetery's surprise 'Burial at Sea' option not a hit with families of the deceased
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(Independent Journal Review)
 
 
 
Actual Headline: "Stop what you're doing and look at the shoes Hillary Clinton wore for Memorial Day". With many close-up photos of a completely uninteresting pair of comfy shoes
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Tue May 30, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trump's lawyer needs to lawyer up and we discovered the White House had a communications director when he tendered his resignation. Let's find out if Rachel's feeling better tonight at 9 PM EDT on MSNBC
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(The New York Observer)
 
 
 
'It should've been Travis': Uber drivers spread hate after CEO's mom dies in Memorial Day weekend boat crash
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Here's a nice, dusty story to cap off this holiday weekend: No one shows up for 8-year-old boy's birthday party, so mom asks local cops if one can come say happy birthday. The entire police force plus firefighters converge to make his day
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