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40 headlines found matching 'families'
Mon February 08, 2016
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Hey ISIS, there's an old saying: "Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned nor hell a fury like a woman scorned." Learn it. Know it. Live it
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Here's a shocker: Mexico won't pay a "single cent" for Donald Trump's "stupid wall"
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(131)
 


Sat February 06, 2016
(Calgary Herald)
 
 
 
Charles Darwin: "Hey kids, why not try taking your toboggan down an Olympic bobsled track? It'll be fun"
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Wed February 03, 2016
(Express Tribune (Pakistan))
 
 
 
That's not hair on the Starbucks mermaid, it's a burka
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(91)
 


Tue February 02, 2016
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
The surest path to success is to come out of a wealthy uterus
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(74)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
100,000 people are stranded at Guangzhou station during a blizzard. Complete with picture of what 100,000 stranded people may look like
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(61)
 
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Just because you hit a child with a stuffed animal doesn't make it any less abusive
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(52)
 


Sun January 31, 2016
(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
Dildos on parade in Burns
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Tue January 26, 2016
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Rump pumps Trump
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(37)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Girls basketball team deemed too good to enter tournament
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(51)
 
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's dog
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(32)
 


Tue January 19, 2016
(Journal News)
 
 
 
Parents outraged that little snowflakes are subjected to a puppet show featuring a "beautiful" princess. Bonus: Response from puppeteer includes "entitlement up the wing-wang"
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Parents, as your teens approach driving age, remember it's important to teach them about safety - not texting, not carrying many passengers, not driving at night. Then remember that they're ignorant little snots who will ignore everything you say
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Thu January 14, 2016
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Instead of talking trash with members of the opposing defense, wide receiver Larry Fitzgerald disarms his opponents by politely asking how their families are doing
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Wed January 06, 2016
(Newser)
 
 
 
The final numbers for 2015 are in: Mount Everest - 358, Climbers - 0
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(131)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
New study finds that 63% of Americans are living one surprise $500+ bill away from "financial disaster"
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(367)
 


Tue January 05, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Hitting a parking bollard with a company vehicle might get you a warning. Cause a million dollars in damage to your nuclear submarine by hitting a buoy while pulling into port might get you fired
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Sun December 27, 2015
(US Uncut)
 
 
 
Stranger pays for Muslim family's entire dinner, figuring they've suffered enough hardships having just finished a meal at the Olive Garden
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Sat December 26, 2015
(MSN)
 
 
 
Buffalo Bills quarterback Tyrod Taylor shows he has a good side, buys Christmas presents for two needy families
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Fri December 25, 2015
(Newser)
 
 
 
Brazil's Health Ministry tells women to take a pregnant pause
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Wed December 23, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
It's Christmas special night, and you can watch the colorized I Love Lucy Christmas followed by Lucy selling Vitameatavegamin at 8 PM on CBS, or the Grinch can steal Christmas before Adele sings it to death live starting at 8 PM on NBC. Your choice
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(44)
 
(WBAL-TV Baltimore)
 
 
 
Toys for Tots facility in Maryland gets burglarized. "The thing that hurts is that if you want them, ask. I'll give them to you. You don't need to steal them"
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Tue December 22, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In political news Hillary announces plan to battle Alzheimer's. Also in political news Hillary announces plan to battle Alzheimer's
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Spain to have its 'El Gordo' lottery worth $2.4 billion total. Never mind that, though--check out the outfit the guy in the article is wearing
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Mon December 21, 2015
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
One last thing to do on or before Christmas Day - stop and talk to an old person in your life
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Thu December 17, 2015
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Donald Trump upset that Syrian refugees have cell phones
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Radical leader threatens to kill civilians in order to advance his political agenda
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Mon December 14, 2015
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The same Kentucky voters who voted for Matt Bevin because he was a man of his word are now openly wishing he'd go back on everything he said
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Wed December 09, 2015
(Pravda Report)
 
 
 
Man plays dead to avoid paying his debt to banks and so does his wife. If he had worn a condom, their trick would have worked, though
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(23)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
What happens when a family runs out of food stamps and can no longer put lobster and steak on the table? Is there a quick dial delivery function built into their Obamaphone?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
College student gets a tatted-up older woman and her two teen sons to pose as his pregnant bride and stepsons for his Christmas cards so he can troll his family
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(Medium)
 
 
 
Dear Muslims, I don't hate you. I don't fear you. I don't want you to leave this country. I want to know you, your heart, your struggles, and your joys. I want to have you over to my house for barbecues
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(184)
 


Tue November 17, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
These are the lives cut tragically short in Paris
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Sat November 14, 2015
(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Twilight Sparkle and Fluttershy have to help a couple of inbred hick families stop feuding. No, the Apples and the Pies didn't get really pissed about Hearthswarming Eve, it's the Hooffields and McColts on My Little Pony, 11:30 AM on Discovery Family
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(172)
 


Sat November 07, 2015
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Red Robin's new plan to entice customers? Segregate the restaurant by putting up walls to keep families separate from people who hate noise
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Sun November 01, 2015
(The Hill)
 
 
 
The party that prides itself on being pro-family and elects a Speaker of the House who demands time to spend with his family blocks attempts to let everyone else spend more time with their families
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(South Florida News-Press)
 
 
 
"It's helped him to be more social," Bastante said. "It's also therapy for us parents, because we get to be with other families that can relate"
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Sat October 31, 2015
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Now that heroin use has skyrocketed among whites, white middle class families want a "softer" approach by the courts
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Thu October 22, 2015
(The Hill)
 
 
 
FCC makes a wanking motion when told that prison phone-service providers plan to sue over rate caps the agency has just imposed to keep the telecoms from gouging prisoners and their families "Everybody sues us about everything'
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Tue October 20, 2015
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Thursday Night Football is a menace to American families. There it had to be said - anguished wife
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