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Headlines matching 'false imprisonment'
Mon March 15, 2010
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(AJC) Scary GA Supreme court upholds portion of Sex Offender registration with this logic "it is of no consequence whether or not one has committed an offense that is 'sexual' in nature before being required to register,"  (ajc.com) (122)

Sat March 06, 2010
(Some Pissed Off Texan) Amusing Judge sues Wal-Mart and Sam's Club, claiming that their poor customer service caused him to be involuntarily institutionalized  (brownsvilleherald.com) (72)

Fri February 26, 2010
(Some National Guard Guy) Dumbass The National Guard does not go door to door looking for new recruits. Please, make a note of it  (gwinnettdailypost.com) (63)

Thu February 25, 2010
(Minneapolis Star Tribune) Scary Apparently, it's OK to be a zombie in Minneapolis after all  (startribune.com) (49)

Thu February 04, 2010
(NYPost) Amusing Four women avoid jail in penis-glue plot. Heheheheh. Penis glue. Penis glue. Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeenis glue  (nypost.com) (197)

Tue January 26, 2010
(OnlineAthens) Interesting Would-be rapist thwarted by penis  (onlineathens.com) (380)

Thu January 07, 2010
(Orlando Sentinel) Florida Apparently cops aren't allowed to detain a lactating woman and fondle her until she squirts milk into a glove  (orlandosentinel.com) (176)

Mon January 04, 2010
(Courthouse News) Asinine Judge can't figure out why someone has a problem with his policy of randomly selecting people out of his courtroom and submitting them to an involuntary drug screening. "It's a routine policy of the court"  (courthousenews.com) (202)

Tue December 15, 2009
(Daily Mail) Followup Remember the Brit who was arrested after beating an attacker who took his family hostage? The Nanny State has just sentenced him to two-and-a-half years while his "victim" is spared  (dailymail.co.uk) (555)

Tue December 08, 2009
(Sun Sentinel) Florida When you catch your 19 year old daughter nailing her boyfriend, punching, handcuffing, and putting your gun to his head is a tad excessive, Mom. Just sayin'  (sun-sentinel.com) (351)

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