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346 headlines found matching 'face'
Tue January 16, 2018
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Face-eating leopards having an all-you-can-eat buffet in Kentucky. Thank goodness turtles have shells
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(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Rookie police officer saves toddler's life on his first day on the job
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
What Would Jesus Do? Stab a neighbour then punch him in the face, apparently
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Mon January 15, 2018
(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Google, Facebook, Twitter are bad. In fact, they are worse than Hitler according to great historian, Alex Jones. You see, social media is latin for concentration camp. A lot of people don't know that
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Sat January 13, 2018
(Cosmopolitan)
 
 
 
Actual article explaining "How to tell if your cat loves you." Considering this is a Cosmopolitan link, it probably involves some weird sexual gymnastics that no one would ever try on Caturday
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Woman has new take on spraying acid in someone's face, in that she did it to herself and then tried to blame a non-existent black woman
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Fri January 12, 2018
(TV Guide)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Agents of SHIELD, with the team reunited they escape the Lighthouse to the shattered surface of the Earth pursued by the Kree. If you're wondering how there is atmosphere on a fragment of a planet... blame comics. (ABC 9ET)
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(Fark)
 
 
 
You're getting your next car, and you're faced with the lease vs. buy question. Leasing looks cheaper, so what is the path of lease resistance? Is it the leased squares problem?
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
"Being a paycheck away from being homeless is terrifying" says woman who voted for leopards to eat other people's faces
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The BBC identifies a difficult job journalists face dealing with Trump: How to translate "sh*thole country" into foreign languages. Followup tag fights it out with Dumbass, 'Murica, Asinine, Facepalm, Satire, and Stupid tags. Time for a Trump tag?
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(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
For being such a large metropolitan area, you'd think that Las Vegas would have a better sketch artist than this
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Mark Zuckerberg says new Facebook changes will allow more content from friends and family, less from businesses, brands and media
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Thu January 11, 2018
(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
Las Vegas man arrested after attacking his daughter with a jar of cheese dip. To be fair, it was Doritos cheese dip, so it's not like anyone was going to eat it
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Makeup artist uses dead bugs - including spiders, meal worms, millipedes, bees, and scorpions - on her face and around her eyes to create her look... her creepy as fark look
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Apparently a "Cab Double Cork 1440" is an actual thing in Olympic sports and if you fark one up, it can lead to life threatening injuries
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
You know you've failed as a Trump cheerleader when an entire CNN panel laughs in your face
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Wed January 10, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Think you're your worst critic? Get this mirror and you won't be
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New Comics (1/10): Old Man Hawkeye explores how old man Hawkeye went blind. He's bored, he lives alone...you do the math. Also, both generations of Battlestar Galactica face off, Ninjak versus the Valiant Universe, and there's a Royal Rumble comic
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Overheard in the Leopard break room: "Hey, Gary, which state has the best-tasting faces? Kentucky does? Awesome. I guess me and the missus are headed to Kentucky this weekend, then"
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
The seven most batshiat insane articles published by Steve Bannon. The list could go up to easily twenty, but such a thing would be like staring into the face of an Elder Thing
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Trump spiritual advisor *snicker* wants you *cackle* to send her up to *LOL* 1 month's pay *guffaw* or face 'Consequences' *gasp* *eeeeeROFLMAO* *gasp*
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
RIP Greta Thyssen, actress and former Miss Denmark, who took pies to the face from the Three Stooges, was a body double for Marylin Monroe and dated Cary Grant during the time he was tripping balls on LSD
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Mon January 08, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
E News didn't expect to have their wage controversy thrown back in their faces at the Golden Globes, but thanks to Debra Messing and Eva Longoria, it happened
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Sun January 07, 2018
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Infectious cancer has brought Tasmanian devils to the brink of extinction, but the pugnacious marsupial is revolving rapidly as it fights for survival
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Religious leader is arrested in Iraq and faces possible death sentence
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
130,000 UK businesses claim they never suspected the VAT leopards would come eat *their* faces
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Disney is facing controversy after a mom took to Facebook to express her outrage and disapproval over a shirt, which she found at a Disney Store. Fark: It was a Cinderella shirt that said: "shoes speak louder than words"
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Sat January 06, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Mark Zuckerberg vows to fix Facebook. Because nothing cries out for an overhaul more than a website that has given you a net worth of $72 billion
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Disgraced former sheriff David Clarke to face jury for civil rights violations and crimes against fashion, including impersonation of Benito Mussolini's Christmas tree
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Fri January 05, 2018
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Agents of SHIELD, As Daisy faces execution it's up to Leo to extract her. Meanwhile, Melinda wakes up in a sticky situation as Phil directs. (ABC 9ET)
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My wife and I have a vacation home in a popular tourist trap. We rent it out to people, but they get upset when we tell them they can't access Facebook, which we say in monetized narcissism. I don't need to relax my policy, do I?"
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Thu January 04, 2018
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Freshly emboldened by a clean-shaven face, Lawrence O'Donnell shows his knowledge of psychosis and literacy by discussing a president who is anything but stable and articulate
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Cory Gardner (R-CO) is howling as leopards begin consuming his face
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Shaun White sees Carrie Underwood's 40-50 face stitches and raises to 62 face stitches plus a vicious video
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Wed January 03, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
Fat, drunk, and biting a security guard's leg is no way to go through life, son
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(Topeka Capital-Journal)
 
 
 
Kansas Department of Revenue tax attorney just set the bar for facepalm in 2018
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Thanks to today's Bannon/Trump skirmish, the Alt-Right finds itself faced with a difficult choice. A Sophie's Choice, if you will, but less Jew-y
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Carrie Underwood after receiving 40 stitches in her face looks like...Carrie Underwood
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Saints fan's bizarre pledge to fart in wife's face goes viral
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Joshua Boyle, the Canadian man held hostage by the Taliban for five years, appears to have picked up some bad habits from his captors, now faces 15 domestic violence-related criminal charges
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Tue January 02, 2018
(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Ham radio ("the original Facebook") operators are the quintessential completionists
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Carrie Underwood has officially been replaced by a replicant
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Mon January 01, 2018
(The Philippine Star)
 
 
 
The Philippines prints banknotes with no face value
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(BGR)
 
 
 
If you have an iPhone X and are still using Face ID, well... so much for your precious phone security
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(NewsBusters)
 
 
 
CNN showed drug usage live on television during their New Year's Eve coverage
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Winner of NFL's "Most Punchable Face" award to retire
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Sun December 31, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The face that launched a thousand slips lets go of another one. Don't you ever change, Prince Philip
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(Fark)
 
 
 
We lost a bright, funny and amazing TFette earlier this week. RIP brightestfell (Garnet Cat on Facebook & Twitter)
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Sat December 30, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
NASA says it's time to let go of our dreams of going to Venus, an 850 degree extraterrestrial hell, covered in a dense atmosphere of sulfuric acid and surface pressures that we only see on Earth at depths of about 1 kilometer underwater. Well, okay
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(Above the Law)
 
 
 
Law student, worried about people finding out he supports Roy Moore, sends Facebook message to Roy Moore, who promptly outs him as a Roy Moore supporter
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Fri December 29, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
President Trump: Let's face it, the lamestream media has to let me win in 2020 for the sake of their own survival, they will 'tank' without bigly me
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(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
Florida man rigs his door to electrocute his pregnant wife and changes his Facebook status to "widowed" before anything happens to her. Shockingly, his cunning plan fails
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Thu December 28, 2017
(WRAL)
 
 
 
Grits, now a weapon
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Wed December 27, 2017
(Macomb Daily)
 
 
 
Woman who endured months of Detroit bus rides to medical appointments after carjacker drove her car into her house, punched her in the face and dragged her down the street gets stolen car paid off, new Jeep SUV for Christmas
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(Fox9 Minneapolis)
 
 
 
That must have been a good cookie
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Hey, we should like totally throw a sandbag from the freeway overpass for the lulz. What's the worst that could happen
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(Public Radio International)
 
 
 
Meet Frida. She is a rescue dog with a "sixth sense" for finding humans. This is your Woofday Wetnose Wednesday thread
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Georgia Confederate statue gets a facelift
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
It's the end of another year, and another weird diet fad has surfaced. According to health experts, this one is probably the worst of the worst
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Tue December 26, 2017
(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
Subby's gorgeous friend makes news as modern-day Job: Lost her mom to cancer at 11, was a Columbine victim at 14, and became a war widow at 20. Now she faces stage IV colon cancer at the ripe old age of 33
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Trump's spiritual adviser goes on Fox & Friends and says, straight-faced, that Trump brought prayer back into the White House
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Driver who ran over seven people will face no charges. One guess why. Okay, two guesses. Three, max three, and...okay, four...uh, just click
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Sat December 23, 2017
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Crime blogger faces felony charges for being a crime blogger
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Thu December 21, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
The iPhone X is racist
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Facebook drops the "disputed" flag intended to alert people to possible fake news--because their research has shown, in the minds of those that fall for such things, that flag just makes it MORE believable because THEY Say it's fake
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Original Michael Myers to face off against Jamie Lee Curtis in Halloween: Curse of the Nursing Home
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Wed December 20, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Knicks' Enes Kanter faces a 4-year prison sentence in Turkey for insulting the President. If that law existed in America, Greg Popovich might have faced the death penalty
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Democrats are angrier than Republicans on Facebook since Trump was elected. Fark politics tab says meh, we invented angry against Trump
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Tue December 19, 2017
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Parent/baby face swaps ..the app that nightmares are made with (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Prepare your shocked faces: new study finds the places in Europe most likely to be damaged by Brexit are...*drumroll*...the regions of Britain that voted most strongly in favor of leaving
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
For anyone that cares, Roy "Face of the Republican party" Moore STILL hasn't conceded the race, and is certain you're all going to straight to farking hell
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Mon December 18, 2017
(NewsChannel 5 Nashville)
 
 
 
Child porn found on man's cell phone. His face considered probable cause
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(Florida Today)
 
 
 
Come one, come all, to the Edison Mall, for the XMas brawl. 4 vs 1. Big vs small. At the Edison Mall we have it all. Come see a mom with a stroller kick a woman in the face, then abandon the child for a beat down race
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Ok but seriously what do a pizza delivery driver and a gynecologist have in common?
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Sat December 16, 2017
(BBC)
 
 
 
The 'Selfieccino' is now a thing - your face on your coffee
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(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
Woman appalled to learn that she and unrelated colleague can unlock the same iPhone X with Face ID, was even more appalled that they had to go to Apple Store to show problem to geniuses. "We must say the ladies do look like long-lost sisters"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Facebook makes an announcement which is in no way self-serving, absolutely no way whatsoever self-serving. REAAAAAAALLLLLYY
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Fri December 15, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Relax, nazis. James Fields no longer faces second degree murder charges. He got an upgrade
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Thu December 14, 2017
(WWE)
 
 
 
The Shield walk into Samoa Joe at The Bar. The New-Sos face a very American Rusev Day. WWE thinks it's a good idea to inflict both JBL and MGK on us. It's the WWE Tribute(?) To The Troops, 8pm on USA
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(Security Week)
 
 
 
Did you use Google, Facebook, Microsoft, or Apple last Tuesday? If so, Russia probably has your password
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
'If I knew I couldn't vote, I wouldn't have voted': Felon faces up to 2 years in prison for voting. Expecting invites to next State of the Union speech, Fox and Friends any day now
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
After Doug Jones' upset win in Alabama, Democrats have their sights set on unseating a major Republican senator. Hint: He has the most punchable face in the universe
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Wed December 13, 2017
(ANSFZ)
 
 
 
A sloth at the Animal World and Snake Farm Zoo in Texas has given birth to a baby sloth. The zoo is having a contest to choose a name for the baby. Difficulty: No SlothyMcSlothface
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(WDRB Louisville)
 
 
 
Kentucky State Rep Dan "feel my" Johnson won't face investigation over molestation claims after all
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(Mac Observer)
 
 
 
Apple, shall we say, faces problem of iPhone X users not trusting Face ID to work. Marketing confronts it by enlisting Apple-loving hipster to shave lumberjack beard, demonstrating Face ID works great before and after
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
U.S. Prisons are now phasing out face to face family visitations. But don't worry if you have a loved one in prison - you can just pay $12.99 to have a 20-minute video call with them
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Schadenfreude too strong... growing weaker
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Tue December 12, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
NYC bomb suspect sent Trump a warning, but nobody noticed since it was on Facebook instead of Twitter
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Ex-Facebook exec: We control the horizontal and the vertical. We can shape your vision to anything our imagination can conceive. For the foreseeable future, we will control all that you see and hear
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Larry King, the man with 17 ex-wives, a groper?
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Mon December 11, 2017
(The Root)
 
 
 
Update: No one can figure out what the fark is going on with the Kimberly Jones/bullying/MMA/racism mashup on Facebook and Instagram
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(Fox 4 Now Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Florida man learns the hard way that the phrase "don't pour gasoline on a fire" is not just an idiom
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Kellyanne Conway, who works for a guy that mocked a disabled reporter, insulted two Gold Star families, and generally bullies anyone he perceives as an enemy, says that we should lead by example in response to bullied middle schooler video
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(MSN)
 
 
 
So why did Queens of the Stone Age frontman Josh Homme kick a photographer in the face? No one knows
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Sun December 10, 2017
(CBS Baltimore)
 
 
 
Six containers of fentanyl, *five golden rings* , four knives, 3 guns, two sets of handcuffs, a facemask and a wooden club. It's Christmas in Baltimore
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Sat December 09, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Trump urges voters to head to the polls and vote for Roy Moore. Facepalm: Florida voters
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(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
Five tiny kittens are rescued after a local shelter asks their Facebook friends to go out and listen for kitten calls and meows all over town. Nothing like a happy ending to start Caturday
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Fri December 08, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The 11 most punchable faces of 2017. Comments about how punching Nazis makes you the REAL Nazi to the right
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will Trump's dentures fall out his face? Will he suffer a mini-stroke? Or will he simply have "dry mouth?" Tune in at 8pm EST to find out. This is your MAGA rally discussion thread, live from Penshacola, Fwowida
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Thu December 07, 2017
(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Woman keeps taking selfies with phone she stole, not realizing it backs up to victim's Google Drive account. Still no cure for Duck Face
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Russia is changing the face of fashion. Beyond the obvious track suits and borscht stains, that is
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Sometimes the crap your family posts on Facebook is just too good not to repost. This list contains many deep thoughts and messages for us all. 9 is for Trump.11 is for Farkers. And I think 4 should be renamed "Joe Biden Hall" immediately. (Not safe for work pic in margin)
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(Salon)
 
 
 
If this happens, I think most of us would get behind a movement to add Mueller's face to Mount Rushmore
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
LAPD is suggesting that drivers ignore GPS "Darwin" apps which guide them into roads that are "open routes" with little traffic because they are on fire. Obvious, Scary, Fail, Stupid, Murica, and Facepalm expected to fight over this headline
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Wed December 06, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Service dog in audience at performance of Cats: The stage cat was asking for it, she was making cat faces at me
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Facebook's algorithm hijacked a multi-billion dollar company's ads to sell cat blinds
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Tue December 05, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
In his college days, when his Frat tried to throw an "Animal House"-type party Mike Pence played the role of "Greg Marmalard" the suck-up to Dean Wormer, and ratted out his whole house. Let's hope he faces a similar "where are they now?" fate
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Instagram adds content warnings for koala selfies, still no cure for duck faces
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Mike Pence almost staged a coup after the Access Hollywood tape surfaced. Reince Priebus offered a Pence/Rice replacement ticket. God has a terrible sense of humor
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Facebook rolls out new messenger app that will allow parents more control over choosing their child's Russian pen pal
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Mon December 04, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Florida man arrested for drawing school shooting on son's homework. No charges in connection with the crap drawn on his face
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Astrophysicist secretly infiltrates the Flat Earth Society. It takes a team of surgeons six hours to remove his palm from his face afterwards
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Facebook is groping around for a new sexual harassment policy
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
When should you unfriend someone on Facebook? Let's turn to Aristotle's teachings
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Sun December 03, 2017
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
If you do a YouTube dare called the Fire Challenge where you're supposed to set yourself on fire, don't act all surprised when you end up in the hospital
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Sat December 02, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Just to save you some time searching, Matt Lauer has now deleted his Facebook, Twitter and Instagram accounts
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Fri December 01, 2017
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
To the left, the capitalist argument for breaking up Google, Amazon, Facebook, and Apple
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Son of Trump's personal lawyer goes on Fox News to blab about Clinton -- then gets smacked in the face with news about Mike Flynn
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Thu November 30, 2017
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Thirty-five years ago today, a man wearing loafers and one glove changed the face of music forever
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
So, the Whitehouse's response to the Opioid Crisis? A Faces of Meth 'After' posterchild
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Yeah, so if you ever need biometric info about anyone, just ask. I'll have over 3 billion images, biometrics, phone numbers. That's what I named the service "Facebook", and people just uploaded pictures of their faces. They trust me. Dumb farks
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Wed November 29, 2017
(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Five rules for grandparents on Facebook. 'No Dick Pics' not among them
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Subby is thinking of trying out Hulu. Already have Netflix and Amazon. What are the pros and cons? Do you enjoy it? Is the user interface intuitive? Help a farker out
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Tue November 28, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Lawyers for the Justice Department faced with the difficult choice of either saying their boss committed perjury or granting a white cop leniency for planting evidence on a black man he murdered
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Man accused of robbing gas station while armed with hand lotion
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Breitbart writer revealed to be administrator of page where users regularly post racist and sexist content, as well as support for far-right groups. Also, he runs a secret racist and sexist Facebook group
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Mon November 27, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Kim Jong Nam had two brown eyes contracted, third brown eye wide open
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Facebook to expand AI and pattern-recognition algorithms to identify and auto-interrogate users who are contemplating suicide. Initial questions to include: "Are you OK?" "Can I help?" "Would you like to take a short quiz?"
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Sun November 26, 2017
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Judge postpones sentencing fashion model, who smashed glass into woman's face when denied entry to nightclub's VIP area, because... she's a rich white girl who absolutely must keep her holiday vacation plans (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sat November 25, 2017
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Who tries to sell a used coffin on Facebook? Honestly
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Note to Richard Branson: When recreating the motorboat scene from Wedding Crashers, it's better to not actually do it in the woman's cleavage, especially when you don't have consent
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Fri November 24, 2017
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
It's Mighty Morphin' Porno Making Teacher show. Today, we learn that if you put a kiddie face in a porno image it becomes kiddie porn. Fark: Done by Teacher of the Year 2015
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(Brantford Expositor)
 
 
 
Josh Hutcherson lives every man's dream via farting in Tom Hanks' face
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My dad was contacted by his late brother's love child; the claim is accurate. She wants contact via social media, but her Facebook shows a torrent of conservative posts and borderline-racist comments. Can we say no or is that gauche?"
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Thu November 23, 2017
(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
New high temperature microprocessors could mean a return to the surface of Venus for scientific instruments
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Mother attempts to ban story about woman who falls in love with man who kisses her because she never consented. Facepalm: "Sleeping Beauty" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Possibly the most painful tattoo on the planet. Um, no thanks
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(The Grio)
 
 
 
Virginia mom faces felony charges of parenting while black
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Wed November 22, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
PSA: When selling marijuana out of your house, Facebook is not the best place to advertise. A police spokesman gives them "10/10 for entrepreneurial skills - 0/10 for intelligence"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Nude Joe Barton (R-TX) selfies surface on the net, proving that that is not dead which can eternal lie, and that with strange aeons even death may die
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
School faces controversy over teacher's take on the "Zombie-Based Learning" curriculum, in which students were asked to choose which three people get eaten first
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Watergate prosecutor laughs in the face of a Trump attorney who says the Mueller investigation is winding down
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(Salon)
 
 
 
If Fox News seems too liberal for you, there's always Lara Trump's "Real News" Facebook updates for your daily dose of North Korea-style Big Leader worship
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Old and Busted: Warriors & Cavs face off in NBA Championship Series. New Hotness: Warriors & Cavs affiliates to face off in League of Legends Championship Series. Yes, really (Golden Guardians & 100 Thieves, respectively)
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Jared Kushner loves smiley faces, exclamation points, the taste of Donald on Ivanka's lips, being spanked by black men, white bread, Diet Coke, bad haircuts, committing treason, pie, candy corn, Creed, Galactica 1980, single ply toilet paper
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(ProPublica)
 
 
 
One Year Ago: Facebook promises to stop letting advertisers discriminate on basis of race. Now: Facebook still lets advertisers discriminate based on race
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Tue November 21, 2017
(WANE Ft. Wayne)
 
 
 
Fiona watches hopefully through the glass, wishing that she, too, will meet the love of her life while at the Cincinnati Zoo's Hippo Exhibit
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Mon November 20, 2017
(Today)
 
 
 
If you've ever wanted to have a custom swimsuit with your pet's face on it, then today you can yell "JACKPOT"
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Sun November 19, 2017
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Hooray for the "little man" who stands his ground and refuses to sell his home in the face of development
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Sat November 18, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Boaty McBoatface is so OVAH. Meet Gritsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Anti Slip Machiney. And David Plowie
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Fri November 17, 2017
(Independent)
 
 
 
New app released shows how people look without makeup, naturally some have a problem with this
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
To make Thanksgiving a little more awkward, try this: The Facehugger Feast Roasted Chicken
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Ménage à trois at the homeless camp
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Report: Farc money launderer gave money to Trump's Panama resort, which could now face further investigations, but on the plus side is now signed up for 1000 years of TotalFarc
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Thu November 16, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
To reiterate, don't do blackface - especially when you're running for office
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Ireland's FOTA Wildlife Park celebrates birth of new Brazilian Tapir and needs help naming him. Difficulty: No Tapir McTapirFace
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Wed November 15, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Pussy-in-Chief bolts from press conference rather than face questions about Roy Moore (w/video)
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Tue November 14, 2017
(TVLine)
 
 
 
Tonight, on The Flash, only The Council of Wells can help Barry stop a dancing teapot. (CW 8pm EST) Later, on Legends of Tomorrow, the face that launched a thousand ships is loose in 1930's Hollywood and only the Legends can return her home. (CW 9pm EST)
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Anyone have any new, cool go to websites? Mine are fark, FB, twitter, reddit.....just looking for some new ideas, facebook and twitter are cesspools anymore. Someone please post zombo.com early, so we can get that out of the way
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Ah yes. The 4 Choppers of the Apocalypse
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Facebook fact-checkers: Facebook fact-checking is a scam and all the fake news is still going viral and spreading rapidly
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Sydney Ferry McFerryface name Mcfails after maritime staff refuses to work on it because of its stupid name
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Neverlearn McNeverlearn Face
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Mon November 13, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
Since Facebook was designed to be addictive, does that make it evil?
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Sun November 12, 2017
(Splinter News)
 
 
 
You can imagine my surprised face when I read 28% of Alabama voters are more likely to vote for Moore
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Jeff Sessions faces complaint by 12-year-old
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Sat November 11, 2017
(National Review)
 
 
 
"Imagine three sad-faced clowns sitting backward on a drunken mule and trying to march it sideways through a coin-operated carwash without any money and you'll have a pretty good idea where the Republican tax-cut plan is right now"
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Fri November 10, 2017
(Bustle)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Inhumans, the city's destroyed and the power plant is in full meltdown, as Black Bolt and Maximus face off with the Moon at stake in the series finale. Hopefully Lockjaw can be a good boy on another series (9pm EST, ABC)
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
'Pizzagate' conpiracist Jack Posobiec "doxxes" Roy Moore's accuser on Twitter. This is my shocked face
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Woman meets man wearing dead husband's face. Maybe next time just wear a skirt, you weirdo
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(Straits Times)
 
 
 
Just as we've always suspected, cats are just biding their time waiting for a chance to kill us
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"If you cross the president, if you disagree with the president in public, the reality of his reality show is you're fired," said the wheat farmer with a leopard sized bite in his face
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Thu November 09, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Roy Moore does what any Republican would do when faced with damning accusations of criminal sexual crimes -- send out a fundraising appeal
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Facebook's former President Sean Parker: We've built a monster in FB, and yeah we totally knew what we were doing when we did it
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
GOP faces choice to either 1) pass tax bill as is & anger their base by screwing them 2) not pass tax bill & anger their donors or 3) rewrite tax bill so it actually helps people. Except that last one not really on the table
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Wed November 08, 2017
(War is Boring)
 
 
 
Russia presses ahead with combat robots, hoping to simultaneously reduce risks for their military forces and free them up to post on Facebook
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Snapchat and Twitter are changing their interface design. You'll get over it
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Woman faces murder charges after ex-boyfriend who she doused with acid euthanizes himself not able to live with unbearable pain. Her defense is that she thought it was water
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Tue November 07, 2017
(Cageside Seats)
 
 
 
Mirroring reality, WWE has all heel champions at the moment. AJ Styles doesn't want none of that as he finally tries to end the Fall of Unhindering. Will New Day face backlash for their invasion 2 turbo last night? WWE SDL 8pm EST USA
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(TC Palm)
 
 
 
When fleeing from the cops, have a better plan than paddling your surfboard out into the ocean
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Texas authorities refuse to use name of church shooter to avoid encouraging potential copy cats or admit the guy is a terrorist
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Mon November 06, 2017
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Security guard at a college football game gets slapped in the back of his head by a female fan he's escorting out so he punches her in the face. Trump immediately offers him a cabinet position
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Sun November 05, 2017
(Slashdot)
 
 
 
Apple l0s 11.1 [?]sers ann[?]yed by [?]ser [?]nterface change that replaces three v[?]wels with [?]
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Sat November 04, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
200 million Facebook users are fake accounts. 16 million Twitter accounts are fake accounts. Have you noticed these totals keep rising?
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Here, let me share with you my concerned face. Oh, sorry... that's my don't give a fark face. Here, let me try again. Nope... still not working
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Fri November 03, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
"I licked Carrie Fisher's face ... she loved it. Now she's dead. I'll lick your face and you'll be dead"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
In today's "you just can't make this shiat up" news: "American Alt-Right Leaves Facebook for Russian Site VKontakte"
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Facebook could be fixed by--Germany?
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Thu November 02, 2017
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
This kitten has no nose, has more than 2,000 Instagram followers, smells bad
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
To complement the new historic-place marker at Manafort's Brooklyn residence, some hero left him a pumpkin with Robert Mueller's face carved in it
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Bad: NHS faces 40,000 shortfall in nurses. Worse: Since voting to Brexit, departures of EU nurses up 67%, recruitment down 89%. Well, at least there'll be plenty of bendy bananas to go around
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Wed November 01, 2017
(US House of Representatives)
 
 
 
For your afternoon viewing pleasure, 14 of the Russian ad buys on Facebook released
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Facebook: Okay, so we had a bit of a rounding error (again), turns out we let Russian propaganda and disinformation reach over 150M Americans, or "More than the number of votes cast in 2016". Like we said, small ooopsie
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(WHO TV Des Moines)
 
 
 
Kum & Go robbed Monday night, Boy George wanted for questioning
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Tue October 31, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
'Kill them all' -- Russian-linked Facebook accounts sought to incite violence, bore you to death with pictures of grandchildren and food
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(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Tonight, on The Flash, In what is quite a stretch, Gypsy's father shows up and takes an immediate dislike to Cisco. While Barry faces off with an old nemesis. (CW 8ET) Later, on Legends of Tomorrow, Ray must save his younger self from ET. (CW 9ET)
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
If you plan to take your children trick or treating in Florida tonight, the police would like you to keep an eye out for any instances of kids trying to eat your face
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Earthquake research in the Pacific Northwest faces many challenges: struggles for funding, difficult science, seismic activity caused by Seahawks fans
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
... aaaaaaaaaand we have the second recorded instance of Halloween blackface for Oct. 31, 2017
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Apple and Facebook decide to open Xi backdoor to access China
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(NPR)
 
 
 
German government to social media companies like Facebook and Twitter: What's that? You having a hard time deleting abusive posts right away, even after they're reported? Well, how about a $58.3 million fine per incident? Would that help?
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Helping customers while wearing blackface, knowing that management's got your back? That was easy
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Mon October 30, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Facebook forgot to carry the one when calculating how many users saw Russian propaganda on its platform; turns out it was 126 million, not 29 million
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Scientists try to find answer to why people keep seeing ghosts. Face of Jesus burnt into toast unavailable for comment
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Facebook is not somehow listening in on our conversations, processing what we are saying, and then using that information to feed us with ads for cat food. You just talk about cats all the time on Facebook
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
[If you thought Microsoft couldn't ruin the Skype interface any more] [You were wrong] [Now it's boxes] [all the way down]
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(Squarespace)
 
 
 
Photoshop this in-your-face move
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Richard Sherman says Deshaun Watson was the best quarterback his team has ever faced. Take that, Tom Brady You, too, Rodgers. Even though you both beat us
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Sun October 29, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
People in Rwanda face public shaming and even jail for using plastic grocery bags. It's good to see that hunger, political unrest and genocide are no longer the country's top problems
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(Fansided)
 
 
 
Who will be the familiar face Rick sees? Will the alliance of Kingdom, Hilltop, and Alexandria finally enact their plan to overthrow Negan? Will someone please just kill Father Gabriel already? Find out in The Damned. The Walking Dead, 9pm ET on AMC
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Sat October 28, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
That's right, buddy, it's a Guinness world record. IN YOUR FACE
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Fri October 27, 2017
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Headline "Ashley Judd offered to have sex with Harvey Weinstein to avoid rape" *quizzical face* now, hang on, just a tick, if you ...because he's trying to...isn't that still...?
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
It's Friday... and what does that mean? Hard liquor as we face the political news of the day. Orrin Hatch is bailing, the Russian scandal continues to be downplayed, and we have a weekend of tweets coming up. Your MSNBC thread is here, starts at 8PM
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Facebook's bold plan to "crush slack" is actually working. Some users like this, others love the notion while still others are wowed by the news and the minority are sad and angry
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Thu October 26, 2017
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Today in 'Murica math: 200 Trump inauguration protesters face a total of 14000 years in prison over 6 broken windows. A) How many years does each protester face? B) How many future windows will be saved by this? C) How broken is the justice system?
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(MEL Magazine)
 
 
 
Why do men fear female armpit hair?
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Bill Gates says this is the year they eradicate polio, Windows Vista
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(NPR)
 
 
 
10-year-old with cerebral palsy who's been in the U.S. since she was 3 months old faces deportation. She was arrested when the ambulance taking her to the hospital for emergency surgery was stopped by ICE. We're stopping AMBULANCES now
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Wed October 25, 2017
(W Magazine)
 
 
 
25-year-old Cara Delevingne will be the face of Dior's new line of anti-aging products, without which Cara will become a hideous warty old crone by 26, 27 tops (Some NSFW content on page)
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Woman crashes wedding, pours a drink on her boyfriend, punches a bridesmaid and runs to the bathroom. Then it gets weird
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Tue October 24, 2017
(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
Tonight, on The Flash, Barry faces quite a longshot is his gambit to take down the metahuman Hazard. (CW 8ET) Later, on Legends of Tomorrow, Sara travels to the future to save an outlaw named Zari, somehow this lets Germany win WWII. (CW 9ET)
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Sec State Tillerson: Sure the Taliban would be welcome as part of the Afghan government, why not? I mean it's not like we spent a decade and a half at war with them and vowed to wipe them from the face of the earth or anything
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(Wired UK)
 
 
 
Chinese government develops a "social credit system" to rate its citizens. It's basically a mashup of Facebook with Orwell's 1984
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
New study confirms the more you use Facebook, the worse you feel. Unlike
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Netflix producer totally unloads on Sean Penn: If actor gets killed by a cartel hit squad like Scarface, it's his own fault for being so stupid
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(Collider)
 
 
 
A live-action 'Dora the Explorer' movie is in the works [Facepalm] Directed by Michael Bay
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Mon October 23, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"Paul admits he would have not gone through with it had he not been drunk"
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Facebook will soon extort money from publishers who want to reach an audience
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(CSO Online)
 
 
 
Good Morning, fellow Palestinians. Good Morning, automated Facebook translation service. Good Morning, Israeli police
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Sun October 22, 2017
(KSTP St. Paul)
 
 
 
Wiley coyote attacks road runner
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(Me TV)
 
 
 
Benji, Flipper, Grizzly Adams, and other plastic-faced vintage Halloween costume that will simultaneously amuse you and freak you out at the same time
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Sat October 21, 2017
(WBIR Knoxville)
 
 
 
"Police rushed to the toy store after receiving a complaint that a red Lego Ninja was violating a ban on wearing face coverings"
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(Dangerous Minds)
 
 
 
50 years ago, a guy got photographed while burning his draft card, had his face printed on a "Fark the Draft" poster, and ended up expanding our First Amendment rights. Today he explains what it was like to be a meme before the Internet existed
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Thu October 19, 2017
(The Tab)
 
 
 
Neo-Nazi Richard Spencer says it hurt a lot when he got punched in the face
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(Politico)
 
 
 
McCain signs onto the "Fark you, Facebook, for giving us Orange Twitler" internet political ad disclosure bill
source: politico.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(PJ Media)
 
 
 
ISIS uses Facebook, LinkedIN, Google +, Instagram to recruit jihadis, marking the first time LinkedIN got anyone a job
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Scientists discover that dogs are really manipulating little cutie pies
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Chiefs and Raiders will face off in this divisional showdown. Will the Chiefs get back on track? Or will the Raiders pull off the upset and get back on track? It's the Thursday Night Football thread, kickoff at 8:25pm ET
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
And McCain's response to Trump's promise to fight back and it won't be pretty? "I've faced far greater challenges than this"
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Wed October 18, 2017
(Fortune)
 
 
 
Facebook VP on Russian meddling "Sometimes bad stuff happens," and sometimes when presented to good people who could change it, they do nothing
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
"Liberal tech companies" like Google and Facebook not only ran ads for the anti-immigrant, "Sharia law is coming to America" scare-group Secure America Now, but also worked closely with them to make their ads more effective and expand their reach
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Photographer captures the o_O faces of women before, during and after
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(ZDNet)
 
 
 
"Microsoft's new Surface Book 2 is a beast. Once again Microsoft is schooling Apple on what a modern laptop should be"
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
"I can guarantee with my life that the train will be called Trainy McTrainface"
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(ABC7 Chicago)
 
 
 
Wait, this is a crime? Sooo, this isn't just a Fark kink?? Well, there goes my plans for tonight
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Syrian surface to air missile battery tries to fire on Israeli airplane for the second time, Israeli air force ensures there will be no third try
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Tue October 17, 2017
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
"The sheriff's office said the victim ran as the clown chased him a short distance. Then the clown tripped and fell, and went back into the bushes. "
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Jared Kushner's real estate partner thinks he might be the dumbest farking guy on the face of the earth
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Mon October 16, 2017
(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
The Baggies head to the KP to face Leicester. Both teams desperate for a win, with the Baggies hoping to move into the top half while the Foxes want out of the relegation zone. This is your Premier League MNF Discussion Thread. Kickoff at 3 pm EDT
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A look inside 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue Adult Daycare Center: It's a wheels-off clown circus car full of brown-nosers who do nothing all day but run around red-faced, in perpetual damage control mode, while spoon feeding Two Scoops continual praise
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(iNews (UK))
 
 
 
Norman Bates and Leatherface in real-life: this psycho killer had a serious mother obsession, turned bodies into furniture, and was a major inspiration for Psycho, Texas Chainsaw Massacre and more
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
"We are slaves to our smartphones - we are the Facebook Zombie Army. We are the Walking and Tweeting Dead"
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Sun October 15, 2017
(NFL)
 
 
 
Will the Jets or Patriots take 1st in the AFC East? Can the Chiefs remain undefeated? Is Derek Carr healthy enough to face the Chargers' D? THIS is YOUR 2017 NFL: Week 6 Discussion Thread (Kickoff @ 1pm ET on CBS, FOX)
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Sat October 14, 2017
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Here's why the stop sign is red. No, it's not because it matches your angry face when the cop didn't believe your story on why you didn't come to a complete stop; but that's not a bad guess
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"What are you in for?" "Carjacking." "Cool. And what are you in for?" "Murder." "Cool. What about you, fresh fish, what are you in for?" "I liked somebody's Facebook post." *backs away slowly*
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Corker still swinging his meat, unloads on Trump for trying to "castrate" Tillerson over tense situation that is threatening to blow up in all our faces
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Excuse me. I thought this was America
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Fri October 13, 2017
(Destructoid)
 
 
 
The laziest way to play the Nintendo Switch is also the best way
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Facebook is launching a food delivery service. Sure they have Chipotle, Jack in the Box, and Five Guys as options but half the time you just end up getting a delivery of Borscht and an imitation Stroganoff
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
Video
 
Panthers fan absolutely sucker-punches man who told him to sit down
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
What does Facebook consider to be hate speech? The New York Times is here with a handy quiz to show the extent of it
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Leopard breeders now feel guilty about thrusting their face-eating machine upon America and the world
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Thu October 12, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Senator Rand Paul smells ASS when President Trump enters the room
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Recording of sound tied to diplomat attacks in Cuba surfaced. Nickelback officially cleared of all wrongdoing
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Facebook scrubs site of anything incriminating between them and Russia during 2016
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Do you live in Toronto? Well, now you can sample seal meat, while thinking of their cute faces
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Facebook reveals its new tag to identify fake news stories. What a great idea, why didn't we think of that months ago?
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will Sanders keep a straight face while lying? Will April get a chance to ask a 5-part question on why Trump hates Americans? Will we long for the days of Snekretary? You bet your shiny metal ass. THIS is your WH press conference thread (1:30pm ET start)
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Uber faced Waymo damages in lawsuit against the company
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Facebook thinks you might want to use your friends and family account to be friends with clients from your secret life as a sex worker
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mary-Kate Olsen steps out with her husband. What happened to her face?
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Wed October 11, 2017
(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
Woman posts photo to Facebook from her front yard; "This snake just bit me. Hurts Is it poisonous????" This is why you're safer on the couch with "Candy Crush"
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(Lincoln Journal Star)
 
 
 
Headline ready-made for Fark: Facebook users help deputies sniff out illegal manure dumper (w/pic of illegal manure to the left, various cover band artists to the right)
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Cleveland: Where even dogs get carjacked
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Do states with legal marijuana have 25 percent fewer opioid deaths? Short answer: No. Long answer: No connection has been found. "It hit me in the face as a researcher as something a little deceiving," said Dr. Carlini
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
You know you're cursed when you adopt the one cat in the world who loves and embraces the Spray Bottle of Justice
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Mon October 09, 2017
(TVLine)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Supergirl, while Kara focuses on work, Lena makes a bold move into the dairy industry. (CW 8ET) Later, on The Gifted, Caitlyn and Eclipse hunt for a macguffin and Bill Compton faces a difficult choice. (FOX 9ET)
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Today's Fark ready headline comes to us from our favorite state: "Group sex during Hurricane Irma reportedly ends with decomposed body"
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Sun October 08, 2017
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Get out your tiny meat violins for the Vegan whose Facebook post, celebrating the killing of "carnists" in Las Vegas, jeopardizes her food truck business
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Sat October 07, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Your best idea for making peace between Trump and N.K leader Kim Jong-Un. Difficulty: without either of them losing face with their base
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Nose hair extensions are the next hot beauty trend everyone needs to try (w/ pics) (possible NSFW content on page)
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(Tucson.com)
 
 
 
Restaurant's owners at lunch: Go on Facebook to declare 100% support for Trump, drug screening welfare recipients and repealing Obamacare; but not kneeling during the Anthem or global warming. Restaurant owners by dinner: Delete. Delete. Delete
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Thu October 05, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Facebook's UK tax bill hits £5.1m, Zuckerberg says no problem, our new Russian marketing division will cover it
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Wed October 04, 2017
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Oh wait, did we say 10M Americans saw the Russian Facebook ads? Yeah, bit of a rounding error. We meant 70M
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(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Conspiracy theorists and amateur criminal behavioral analysts forced to reset as news surfaces that the Vegas gunman appears to have originally planned to attack the "Life is Beautiful" festival headlined by Chance the Rapper a week earlier
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The Russian Facebook ads came in many flavors. 31 flavors probably. I guess it's pretty serious
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Russian Facebook ads specifically targeted key demographic groups in Michigan & Wisconsin ... completely by chance I'm sure
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Mon October 02, 2017
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Mark Zuckerberg and Facebook: More loyal to protecting German election integrity than protecting American elections
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Equifax is gonna look int'a itself on allegations that executives knew about the hack when they traded large amounts of shares. You see, we will totally get to the bottom of this. In your face, anti-capitalistic naysayers
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Facebook turns in all those ads your brother-in-law shared with you throughout 2016
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Geraldo Rivera visits Puerto Rico and meets San Juan's mayor, telling her "I don't see anyone dying" in an attempt to help Trump save face. Stay classy, Geraldo
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Plus-size pregnant woman shares body-positive images of her and her fiance on Facebook, to great acclaim and support from friends and family. You better believe that's a firing
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Sun October 01, 2017
(Twitchy)
 
 
 
Say what you want about Spirit Airlines but they just delivered 27,000 pounds of aid and rescued 200 people from Aguadilla
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
That large thud you just heard was the heads of millions of people, including Rex Tillerson, slamming their faces into their palms
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Cry 'Havoc' and let slip the Terriers of war as they face Spurs at 7:30 am ET. The main batch features Man United at 10. 12:30 gives us Chelsea & Man City. Sunday action begins at 7:00 with Gunners & Gulls. This is your Weekend EPL Discussion Thread
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Sat September 30, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Man won't face trial for murdering his ex-girlfriend after receiving early death sentence by prison chicken sandwich
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(Press & Sun Bulletin)
 
 
 
Facebook makes it easy for innovative, disruptive political campaigns to turn real news into fake news
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Aaron Rodgers speaks out about the NFL players' protests, saying in part that they are "showing unity in the face of some divisiveness from the top of this country". Burned Cheeseheads in 3...2...1
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Fri September 29, 2017
(The Local)
 
 
 
If you've been waiting to be terrorized by a twenty-six foot tall wooden-faced grandmother spasmodically jerking through the streets of a major city, Geneva's your place to be
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
It appears that the whole robot overlord thing is gonna start with 2017 kids' toys
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Russian hacker held by Spain on US warrant: "It would be unfair for me to be extradited to the US to face trial there because I might also face punishment there." For some reason the Russians want him extradited to Russia. Probably coincidence
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(Polygon)
 
 
 
Tonight, A giant dog and a wig that makes Oliver Queen's wig look good come together to face off against an usurper who seeks to destroy their world. Behold.... the Inhumans (8pm ET ABC)
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
I never knew it would be so satisfying to watch Tucker Carlson crash and burn in the face of objective truth
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(CNN)
 
 
 
DoJ is demanding that Facebook turn over account information for "anti-administration activists who have spoken out at organized events, and who are generally very critical of this administration's policies"
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Thu September 28, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Hey Elon Musk, guess who is the new face of Cover Girl? YOUR MOM
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"GOP faces charges of hypocrisy with Kushner emails" Quick, footman, have the maid-of-all-work fetch my fainting couch and smelling salts, I do fear my constitution is not the equal of this most shocking and unforeseen development
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Chargers superfan Boltman told he's not allowed to wear his mask at their new stadium. In other news, apparently that's not his real face
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Wed September 27, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
How to use social media to effectively call out those faceless, incompetent corporations who do things like redlight your masterpiece of a headline in favor of some lowbrow trollbait
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Russia paid for Facebook ads promoting Jill Stein: 'Trust me, it's not a wasted vote'
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Woman arrested in killer clown cold case. In 1990, she dressed as a clown and killed the wife of her future husband. She would have gotten away with it if it weren't for the big floppy shoe imprint on the body
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Good Morning Britain says good morning as host drops a C-bomb. Bonus: his cohost's face (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Facebook blocked pro-gay, anti-Putin pages at the request of the Kremlin
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(Journal Times)
 
 
 
Restaurant owner declares via Facebook that all kneeling NFL players should be killed. But hey, don't forget to try the Baked Cod
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark wants to make the World a better place. Let's have a teacher's support thread. What makes you work as hard as you do? What makes you facepalm?
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Tue September 26, 2017
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Couple arrested for having $1M worth of unicorns, melting faces, and mesmerizing kitchen tile
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby is asking this for a friend, but is anybody really going to boycott the NFL like they are calling for on Facebook and other media sources?
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(Facebook)
 
 
 
National Geographic is doing at live stream on Facebook at an excavation site for pre-human fossils to announce some new finds. Spoilers for creationists: Yes, they exist. 8:30 AM ET Tuesday
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