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43 headlines found matching 'eyes'
Sat August 01, 2015
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(WTOP)
 
 
 
♬ I only have eyes for you ♬
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(26)
 
(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
Thief who hit ophthalmology office twice in two days was captured on security camera. Authorities say it was a site for sore eyes
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(13)
 


Tue July 28, 2015
(Space.com)
 
 
 
Curiosity has found another goddamn rock on Mars. What are the chances? (w/ pic of rock)
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(13)
 


Sat July 25, 2015
(SafeBee)
 
 
 
Before you go outside make sure you've applied sunscreen to your ears, eyes, left arm, both hands, scalps, lips, back and the top of your feet
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(40)
 


Thu July 23, 2015
(NFL)
 
 
 
Let's all tell summer to GTFO by joining Fantasy Football leagues made up entirely of weird internet people. Bring your clownshoes, but leave the moutheyes at home. FOOTBALL
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(133)
 
(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Watch a $45 billion development building site increase in cost right before your eyes
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(40)
 


Wed July 22, 2015
(NPR)
 
 
 
Sharknado 3. The gnashing teeth. The dead, soulless eyes. Now parents everywhere have to explain to their terror-stricken children that Ann Coulter is not really the Vice President
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(48)
 


Wed July 15, 2015
(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
When London isn't enjoying a good spider invasion or giant rat deluge, they celebrate their annual "flying ant day" where they enjoy the swarms of them in their eyes, ears and noses
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(31)
 
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
"Will and Kate will, at some point in the next few years, attempt to seize the unattended throne of France for themselves. What's more, proof of this Royal conspiracy has been in front of our very eyes for years"
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(44)
 


Sat July 11, 2015
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Every NFL coach ... WITH MOUTHEYES. Sweet dreams
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(22)
 


Fri July 10, 2015
(NASA)
 
 
 
Want to keep an eye on New Horizons as it cruises through the Pluto System? Get NASA's Eyes app for your computer. It's the next best thing to being in Mission Control
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(29)
 


Sat July 04, 2015
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
The late Steve Byrnes to be honored with 2016 Squier-Hall Award for Excellence in Media. Is that tire smoke or dust getting in my eyes right now?
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(6)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
What a great day at the beach, Olga. Did you remember where you put the baby?
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(32)
 
(WTKR)
 
 
 
When did this car company think, "Diamonds, what we need is headlights made of diamonds"?
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(28)
 


Thu July 02, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Some people consider having blue eyes to be a beautiful thing but it also means they may be more dependent on alcohol due to genetics. Here comes the science
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(25)
 


Wed July 01, 2015
(io9)
 
 
 
And now, because you've all been wondering, here are the results of important research on the resonant frequency of googly eyes
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(13)
 


Tue June 30, 2015
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Okay, you're a sect of Orthodox Jews and you badly want to send your people to protest the whole gay marriage and pride parade thing ... but you don't dare let your people see gay people with their own eyes. What to do, what to do?
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(234)
 


Thu June 25, 2015
(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: "My eyes are up here"
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(27)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Doge. Eyes wide shut
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(38)
 


Wed June 24, 2015
(Pix11)
 
 
 
Just keep pretending, when swimming in the pool this summer, that it's the chlorine that makes your eyes burn, no matter what the CDC says
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(82)
 


Tue June 23, 2015
(Elite Daily)
 
 
 
Focus group finds that girls with glasses are scientifically hotter
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(85)
 


Thu June 18, 2015
(Adweek)
 
 
 
This Father's Day, Toyota Japan wants all the dads out there to bawl their eyes out
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(29)
 


Mon June 15, 2015
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Mitt Romney says Hillary is insincere in her efforts to relate to others
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(73)
 


Sun June 14, 2015
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Cardinals right fielder Jason Heyward makes the best "Sun was in my eyes" catch you'll see this week
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(6)
 


Tue June 09, 2015
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
People with no eyes still see ghosts
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(13)
 


Mon June 08, 2015
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
15 year old walks 57 miles in 3 days, the whole time carrying his kid brother who suffers from cerebral palsy. Dry eyes, there are none here
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Sat June 06, 2015
(France 24)
 
 
 
President eyes colossal power grab, changes in constitution, and ways to legally declare himself dictator-for-life
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Tue June 02, 2015
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Marwin Gonzalez nabs grounder, makes no-look throw to first base. Eyes? Who needs 'em?
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(6)
 


Mon June 01, 2015
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Michele "Crazy Eyes" Bachmann, who apparently never got around to reading the Constitution while serving as a US Representative, is upset we can't force recent immigrants to "assimilate" by adopting "America's predominant religion," Christianity
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(Vimeo)
 
 
 
This nudist colony ad is like a lost sketch from "Mr. Show." Not safe for work and NSFE (Not Safe For Eyes)
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(32)
 


Sun May 31, 2015
(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
Kurt Busch makes a quiet return to Dover, He Who Shall Not Be Named eyes adding another Monster Mile trophy, and we can't really mock the title of today's race: the FedEx 400 for Autism Speaks. Coverage starts at 1:00 ET on Fox Sports 1
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(715)
 


Thu May 28, 2015
(Vice)
 
 
 
Meet John Romero, the godfather of the first-person shooter video game. A first-person shooter is a game where the player experiences the action through the eyes of the protagonist. A protagonist is the key figure in a story
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(67)
 


Fri May 22, 2015
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Deadly rabbit fever now being studied in human vaccine research, although scienticians are having problems with some of the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodents you ever set eyes on
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(17)
 


Wed May 20, 2015
(The Week UK)
 
 
 
Government ask public to design new national flag. Government surprised when public design flag with national bird shooting lasers out of its eyes. No really
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(102)
 


Tue May 19, 2015
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"At most restaurants, you are served what you ask for so routinely that your eyes glaze over with boredom. Javelina does not fall into the trap of dull predictability"
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(54)
 
(IGN)
 
 
 
In today's News You Can Use: "Oculus Rift headset maker says it has no plans to block porn"
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(25)
 


Wed May 13, 2015
(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop these envious eyes
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(21)
 
(The Week UK)
 
 
 
"When I looked over to Carter his face had gone white and he was crying his eyes out because the Lego man had dropped into the box," Now you know how it feels when I stand on the Farking thing at 3AM
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Sun May 10, 2015
(BBC)
 
 
 
Conservatives in the UK set eyes on a bigger prize: scrapping the Human Rights Act
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(50)
 


Sat May 02, 2015
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Avengers: Age of Spader poised to earn $213 million opening weekend, eclipsing the first film's inaugural take
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(191)
 


Fri May 01, 2015
(Global Post)
 
 
 
Consider the demographic and avert your eyes. May 2nd is World Naked Gardening Day
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(19)
 


Fri April 17, 2015
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Even Lindsey Graham is rolling his eyes at some of the crap coming out of Ted Cruz's mouth. "Well, we tried that once in South Carolina. I wouldn't go down that road again"
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(98)
 


Mon April 13, 2015
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Obama's third term confirmed by Alan Keyes, and he's super serial about that
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(68)
 

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