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Headlines matching 'eyes'
Sat February 11, 2012
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Daily Mail) Weird Totally cool picture, totally bizarre "journalism:" "It's a sight of San Francisco fortunate to today's residents to have yet to be seen again, especially from the eyes of a simple high-flying kite"  (dailymail.co.uk) (41)


Fri February 10, 2012
(The Smoking Gun) Amusing Weepy eyes, hot chix, Jersey Shore Ronnie and a guy with mini fishing reels stuck in his beard. It's all there in this week's mugshot roundup  (thesmokinggun.com) (118)


Thu February 09, 2012
(The Onion) Amusing Brain dead teen, capable of only rolling eyes and texting, to be euthanized  (theonion.com) (19)


Fri February 03, 2012
(Scientific American) Cool While largely forgotten about after the 90's, virtual reality may be making a comeback. In your eyes  (scientificamerican.com) (35)


Mon January 30, 2012
(Smh.com.au) Followup Facebook IPO predicted to raise $10 billion. Mark Zuckerberg immediately eyes 25 million new acres of fake farm land  (smh.com.au) (42)


Tue January 24, 2012
(Yahoo) Stupid Stay classy, Buckeyes  (sports.yahoo.com) (56)
(MSNBC) Interesting Dog fighting, through the eyes of MSNBC: Michael Vick does it: It's horrific, savage, barbaric, cruel, criminal activity. Afghans do it: They're sharing in a noble tradition that dates back hundreds of years  (worldblog.msnbc.msn.com) (162)


Mon January 23, 2012
(Reuters) Interesting South Korean Presidential candidate declares he is able to cure cancer by staring into people's eyes, moves ahead of Romney in the Republican primary polls  (reuters.com) (34)
(Daily Mail) Weird Keep your eye on Sri Lanka's growing exports  (dailymail.co.uk) (45)


Sun January 22, 2012
(Daily Mail) Spiffy How many imaginary cards will Mancini wave? Does 'arry fancy a loan? There are eight matches Saturday, but all eyes will be on two huge Sunday fixtures, Arsenal v Man United and Man City v Spurs, in this week's EPL thread  (dailymail.co.uk) (402)


Fri January 20, 2012
(The Smoking Gun) Silly They say the eyes are the windows to the soul. Dude's got some pretty red windows. Your weekly mugshot round up  (thesmokinggun.com) (164)


Thu January 19, 2012
(Prague Monitor) Sick Man convinces healthy 22-year-old woman he can look through her eyes and can see a malignant tumor inside, persuades woman to provide $10,000 for treatment. After the young woman runs out of money, he starts to accept sex as payment  (praguemonitor.com) (123)


Wed January 18, 2012
(YouTube) Misc Still getting green? Here's me hand-cutting 12oz Rib-eyes  (youtube.com) (18)
(Chicago Tribune) Obvious "You could drive me around and I could keep my eyes closed, and if you read the Wi-Fi names, I could tell you if you were in a rich or poor community"  (chicagotribune.com) (147)


Tue January 17, 2012
(The Smoking Gun) Strange Bug eyes and bloody noses. It's your weekly mugshot round up  (thesmokinggun.com) (88)


Fri January 13, 2012
(With Leather) Amusing With Leather credits Fark for opening their eyes to a video about Vladimir Putin, hockey legend  (withleather.uproxx.com) (0)
(Short List) Interesting Strange writing rituals of famous authors. Apparently Dan Brown writes with his eyes closed  (shortlist.com) (154)


Wed January 11, 2012
(Telegraph) Followup Random group of completely legitimate businessmen now the biggest business in Italy, still has its eyes on US Steel  (telegraph.co.uk) (18)


Tue January 10, 2012
(Yahoo) Fail Ready for Fark headline: Toy Recall Nightmare: Build-a-Bear Has Evil Eyes  (shine.yahoo.com) (67)
(BBC) Cool Matilda has yellow skin, green eyes, and would love to slip you some tongue  (bbc.co.uk) (18)


Mon January 09, 2012
(Gizmodo) Cool "Hi, I'm Cindy. I'm the perfect female type, 18 to 25, and I'm here to sell for you"  (gizmodo.com) (33)


Sat January 07, 2012
(Toronto Sun) Obvious I spies, with my beady eyes, something that won't be in the yearbook  (torontosun.com) (155)


Fri January 06, 2012
(BBC) Obvious Brain function starts to decline at age 45, say those men in those jackets over in that place with the lady with that big thing on her head. You know, it's all shiny and there's those guys with the tall hats and no eyes  (bbc.co.uk) (32)


Thu January 05, 2012
(Boston.com) Followup Crazy Eyes now has to decide between re-election or bleaching her hair and working for Fox  (boston.com) (87)


Wed January 04, 2012
(The Raw Story) Asinine Fox News blames "left-wing blog Politico" for weak GOP field, forgets to blame Texas Bumpkin, Pizza Man, Crazy-Eyes, King Newt, Flip-Flopper, RON PAUL, or Creepy Catholic  (rawstory.com) (127)
(CBS News) Followup USS Crazyeyes hits iceberg, sinks without a trace  (cbsnews.com) (369)


Tue January 03, 2012
(WLKY) Fail Truck carrying 40,000 lbs of potatoes overturns, estimates place several million eyes witnessed at the scene  (wlky.com) (44)


Sat December 31, 2011
(Gizmodo) Weird Simple trick is simple, and weird  (gizmodo.com) (40)


Wed December 28, 2011
(Contact Music) Interesting Jewel's family set for Alaska reality show. Sarah Palin rolls her eyes, goes back to mumbling something incoherent  (contactmusic.com) (68)


Tue December 27, 2011
(Bitten and Bound) Stupid Hugh Hefner and Crystal Harris involved in custody battle over puppy. She misses the droopy eyes, face licking, whining for attention. She also misses the dog  (bittenandbound.com) (5)
(Jalopnik) Fail How the idiots at Pixar didn't realize that a car's headlights are its eyes  (jalopnik.com) (153)


Sat December 17, 2011
(Some Guy) Cool Neko Case: "Wow. That just made me bawl my eyes out, what beautiful singers. I'm not worthy... Holy god. They broke the s**t out of my heart" They may also have just saved their school. Darn dusty staircases  (huffingtonpost.ca) (40)


Sat December 10, 2011
(SFGate) Strange Russian opposition parties get robocalls chanting "Putin is life; Putin is the light; love Putin and your life will have meaning; Putin will give you happiness; Putin will open your eyes." Romney aides start taking notes furiously  (sfgate.com) (71)


Mon December 05, 2011
(Major League Baseball) Florida Marlins agree to contract with Jose Reyes  (mlb.mlb.com) (108)
(Daily Mail) Unlikely Katy Perry and Russell Brand pose together to disprove divorce rumors. I'm sorry but that's not gonna cut it. We're gonna need a sex tape. And Russell can sit out  (dailymail.co.uk) (43)


Sat December 03, 2011
(io9) Spiffy Your new comics underwear no girl will ever lay her eyes on now comes with color-changing abilities  (io9.com) (25)


Fri December 02, 2011
(SportsGrid) Amusing Red Sox fans react to the hiring of "the first Eye-talian managah" by hitting the local airwaves. Cahl Crawwfid, you've been warned  (sportsgrid.com) (38)


Wed November 30, 2011
(Deadline) Interesting There's more than meets the eye in this Paramount lawsuit  (deadline.com) (17)


Tue November 29, 2011
(Some Dad) Sappy Marine returning from Afghanistan comes home covered in dust. Most of it got into his daughter's eyes when he surprised her at school. Some drifted this way, too  (welcomehomeblog.com) (95)


Fri November 25, 2011
(Guardian) Interesting "When I saw this list - and especially the last agenda item - the scales fell from my eyes. Of course these unarmed people would be having the shiat kicked out of them." Syria? Egypt? Guess again  (guardian.co.uk) (888)


Thu November 24, 2011
(Houston Chronicle) Spiffy Mom, son reunited after 29 years just in time for Thanksgiving. Now pardon me these turkey feathers are making my eyes water  (chron.com) (25)


Tue November 22, 2011
(Gawker) Sad There will be no Mrs. President Crazy-eyes  (gawker.com) (130)
(Fox Sports) Cool The baller formerly known as Ron Artest blasts David Stern and MJ23: "Come on Jordan Bring it. One on one. I win lockout over. I'll beat u with my eyes closed and a in and out burger in my right hand"  (msn.foxsports.com) (23)
(Daily Mail) Spiffy Computerized contact lenses will keep you up-to-date with news and texts, and tell you when to TERMINATE  (dailymail.co.uk) (36)


Thu November 17, 2011
(NBC Bay Area) Weird San Francisco to attempt Naked Santa world record (Not safe for work, eyes)  (nbcbayarea.com) (15)
(My Fox DC) Interesting Saudi women with sexy eyes may be forced to cover them up. (w/ you may need to cover something else up after looking at it pic)  (myfoxdc.com) (415)


Mon November 14, 2011
(Some Guy) Scary If you have dark eyes and moles on your body, there's a good chance you carry a mutant gene. But not the cool type of mutant gene that will qualify you for the X-Men's School for Gifted  (couriermail.com.au) (50)


Sat November 12, 2011
(Yahoo) Interesting Could Pujols, Reyes, and Buehrle all be taking their talents to South Beach?  (sports.yahoo.com) (60)


Fri November 11, 2011
(Orion) Interesting ''As we gazed into each other's eyes, Athena encircled my arms with hers, latching on with first dozens, then hundreds of her sensitive, dexterous suckers''  (orionmagazine.org) (47)


Tue November 08, 2011
(Some Guy) Strange ''The bearded woman shaves. The barista has a wide shade to cover her single eye. The woman uses a scarf to cover up her neck ears''  (scholarsandrogues.com) (34)
(Telegraph) Sad JFK's Swedish girlfriend dies at 79: "He made love...with a surprising innocence - swooning, sighing, weeping. At one point he lifted his eyes to the heavens and proclaimed, 'The stars, Gunilla. The stars' "  (telegraph.co.uk) (69)


Mon November 07, 2011
(BizJournals) Interesting If it wasn't for that tree frog, I might not have ever got this new liver  (bizjournals.com) (11)
(Daily Mail) Misc Hayden Panetierre and nude....you already clicked, didn't you? Good luck with your eyes  (dailymail.co.uk) (142)


Sun November 06, 2011
(Gigwise) Sad Andy Williams can't take his eyes off of his diagnosis  (gigwise.com) (40)


Sat November 05, 2011
(YouTube) Amusing From MST3K season four, it's Attack of the Eye Creatures, in which a group of teenagers try to thwart inept aliens. Joel, Servo, and Crow make this awful remake enjoyable. "Come out with your eyes up"  (youtube.com) (28)


Thu November 03, 2011
(Daily Mail) Cool Doctor claims he can turn brown eyes blue. Crystal Gayle, Roxette, Van Morrison reportedly unimpressed  (dailymail.co.uk) (66)


Fri October 28, 2011
(WorldNetDaily) Silly Alan Keyes has some advice for Herman Cain about winning the Republican nomination, because if there's anyone who knows how to succeed in Republican primaries, it's Alan Keyes  (wnd.com) (38)


Mon October 24, 2011
(G4TV) Cool Video games heal the sick. See they are good for something. Putting doctors out of business since 2011  (g4tv.com) (22)


Sat October 22, 2011
(MSNBC) Hero Firefighter saves dog using mouth-to-snout; apparently some smoke from the fire got in subby's eyes  (today.msnbc.msn.com) (45)


Wed October 19, 2011
(Huffington Post) Weird Air Force: We're no longer investigating UFOs. Reporter: Then why do Air Force personnel still have instructions on how to deal with them? Air Force: If you could just keep your eyes on this standard issue neuralyzer  (huffingtonpost.com) (135)
(The Hollywood Reporter) Interesting CBS Eye logo turns 60, is still younger than the average CBS viewer  (hollywoodreporter.com) (22)


Tue October 18, 2011
(Daily Mail) Interesting Apparently the British phrase "little eyes need to avert" translates to "you might not ever have an erection again" in American English  (dailymail.co.uk) (40)


Sat October 15, 2011
(LA Times) Scary These over-the-counter cosmetic contact lenses seem legit. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. OH GOD. MY EYES  (latimes.com) (112)

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