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Wed August 16, 2017
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Leftist antifa bleeding heart moonbat breaks down into tears, says people defending Trump are "morally bankrupt". Oh, wait a second. It was a Republican analyst. On Fox & Friends
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Remember back when Trump was popular with blacks and latinos? Then Trump went full birther. Why? Kushner rolled his eyes. Then he responded: "He doesn't really believe it, Elizabeth. He just knows Republicans are stupid and they'll buy it"
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Tue August 15, 2017
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Stripper from Tampa thought his partner was a cannibal, so he stabbed him in the eyes
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Mon August 14, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Mike Huckabee: "Trump would still be criticized if he shot the Charlottesville driver 'between the eyes'." No word if he would have shot him on 5th Avenue
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Sun August 13, 2017
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Zoo names baby hippo Hodor. HODOR
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Sat August 12, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Justice is Swift
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Thu August 10, 2017
(PennLive)
 
 
 
In case you need to be reminded, the solar eclipse can hurt your eyes. Here is how
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Mon August 07, 2017
(Some Soccer Guy)
 
 
 
No-Fun Premier League bans Leicester City FC from mowing elaborate grass designs into pitch for 2017-18 season
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Sat August 05, 2017
(Liverpool Echo)
 
 
 
Naked man horrifies McDonald's customers. Then things get weird
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Sat July 29, 2017
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Things that make you go 'Awwww': Tiny tree frogs with puppy dog eyes
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Fri July 28, 2017
(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
It's that time of year again. Feast your eyes and bellies on this year's State Fair Fried Food finalists, including Fried Redneck Wedding Cake Balls, Funnel Cake Bacon Queso Burger, Fried Texas Dirt, and Dreamy Drunken Sopapilla Cheesecake Bar
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Thu July 27, 2017
(C|Net)
 
 
 
EVERYBODY PANI.... nevermind
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Wed July 26, 2017
(NASA)
 
 
 
As the solar eclipse approaches, NASA puts out safety tips to avoid injuries to your eyes. In other news, Fark braces for rash of 'Dumbass' 'Fail' and 'Florida' submissions
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
ESPN 300 quarterback passes on scholarships to play football at top FBS schools to play for Princeton
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Tue July 25, 2017
(Some Drunk)
 
 
 
Desperate to win absolutely anything now that Trump's been president for six months, Democrats set their eyes on...Anheuser-Busch InBev? Sure
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Mon July 24, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
NFL player chokes man. Sorry, I misread that. Force of habit. NFL player *saves* choking man
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Fri July 21, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Adam Savage proves his name is true in the eternal question: Which franchise should be eliminated, Star Trek or Star Wars?
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Wed July 19, 2017
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
We can't close our eyes to the plight of the city. Kids, are you noticing all this plight?
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
You must be a really hardcore Ohio State fan if you, when asked if you like the University of Michigan football team, come out of a coma to respond "No"
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Mon July 17, 2017
(The Drum)
 
 
 
Will marketing agencies always be nothing but sweatshops? Bill Hicks lights a cigarette, rolls his eyes, and rolls over in his grave
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Fri July 14, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
That's no moon: Disney unveils its incredibly detailed model of Star Wars Land
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Thu July 13, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Dozing NYC subway rider lady is awakened by urine stream. Welcome to New York
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Wed July 12, 2017
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Quentin Tarantino bringing to the big screen, the end of the peace and love hippies, brought to you by Charles Manson. With Brad Pitt and Margot Robbie. I'd go with Tom Cruise, who has crazy eyes and is short
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Tue July 11, 2017
(Onion AV Club)
 
Video
 
Woman kills it at knife-trick game, singing jaunty tune all the while. Bishop nods admiringly
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(KOB4)
 
 
 
Pretrial inmate being held on misdemeanor charges allowed to bleed to death on jail floor because taking a guy vomiting blood to the hospital costs money
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Mon July 10, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Study finds women who show more cleavage in the workplace make better bosses, are seen as more powerful, say 'my eyes are up here' more often
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Sat July 08, 2017
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
"This is a new awakening," Vnuk says with a spark in his earth-blue eyes. "Some will accept it, some won't. But love it or hate it, you can't ignore Flat Earth"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
For Sale: Newly-built two-bedroom home with lovely interior. Located inconveniently close to public transit
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Fri July 07, 2017
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Macklemore takes his Grandmom out on her 100th birthday. Epicness ensues
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Tue July 04, 2017
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Scary ghost kangaroo photographed. Rooo-oooo-oooo. (that's what ghost kangaroos say)
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Y'know, the thing about a shark, he's got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When he comes after ya, he doesn't seem to be livin' until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white
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Mon July 03, 2017
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Rock star separates from rock star husband. Really stretching the definition of rock star with this one
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Miami official are urging residents not to engage in celebratory gunfire this Fourth of July, reminding them that "Bullets don't have eyes". And how creepy would it be if they DID?
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Not news: Guy buys neighborhood eyesore house to rehab it. Surprise: Discovers that it's a log cabin. Fark: Built in 1704
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Sat July 01, 2017
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
It's the 150th Canada Day, so let's kick things off with Burton Cummings impersonating Gordon Lightfoot
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Thu June 29, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Can the NRA solve the health care crisis? "I'm going to go with no"
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Tue June 27, 2017
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Swear to god, if I have to spend one more day in Winnipeg I'm gonna punch someone right in the face
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(Hollywood Life)
 
 
 
Topless Salma Hayek -- Hey, are you reading this?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Burger King and Popeyes will be doing the same thing by the end of 2018
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Thu June 22, 2017
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Disrespect to the president will lead to the rise of the Anti-Christ, no word on whether that includes the disrespect towards Obama from the right for eight years, but probably not
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Mon June 19, 2017
(WSAZ West Virginia)
 
 
 
Little league coach charged after doing what every Little league coach, ever, has wanted to do
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Fri June 16, 2017
(Missoulian)
 
 
 
Renowned fly rod maker Tom Morgan dies at age 76. As a true fisherman, the casket was ordered for someone seven feet tall when he was actually 5'9"
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Thu June 15, 2017
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Reason No.386,185 why little kids should not be allowed on airplanes; they like to yank out your leg hairs one-by-one
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(ELLE)
 
 
 
Patti LuPone doesn't hold back on why she won't perform for Donald Trump: "Because I hate the motherfu**er"
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Mon June 12, 2017
(IGN)
 
 
 
Dear God, why?
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Sun June 11, 2017
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Scientists say babies can recognize faces while still in the womb. Which raises the question of who is sticking their face up there in the first place?
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(Some India Guy)
 
 
 
Gaze deeply into my eyes and tell me what I want you to cook
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Thu June 08, 2017
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Cast of Stranger Things discusses season two
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
It is illegal to possess recreational marijuana in New Hampshire, "even if you only smoke it in Massachusetts." With Mugshot of the Year entry
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Wed June 07, 2017
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Teasing cats with laser pointers. New Hotness: Teasing Jumping Spiders with lasers. And they have telescopes for eyes
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Democrats zero in on voters who spurned them. Plan to stand outside their windows with a boom box playing "In your eyes"
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Steamiest details from Comey's prepared testimony: As his hand inched up my thigh, he said... "I need loyalty, I expect loyalty." I didn't move or speak. We simply looked into each others eyes in silence
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(Delish.com)
 
 
 
Popeyes finds yet another way to lower the lifespan of America, by coating chicken strips in shortbread cookie batter
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Japan combines 2 of Fark's favorite things: cats and breasts. It they could include beer, Drew would emigrate
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Just marvel at the incredible detail and lifelike features... *rolls eyes*
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Sat June 03, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Having a wonderful time in India. Vishnu were here
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Fri June 02, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Chinese scientists claims these pick-up lines are foolproof. Yep, when I'm looking for a foolproof pick-up, first place I look is Chinese scientists
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
For your eyes only, Farkers, we bring the top 10 action sequences featuring Roger Moore as James Bond
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Thu June 01, 2017
(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Proving once-and-for-all that the fashion industry is smoking something - behold flashing LED eyelashes
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Wed May 31, 2017
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Man accused of huffing Glade air freshener and hitting police car refuses to give police a sample of his breath. That's odd, considering he went through all that effort to make it nice and fresh
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Australian scientists find creepy faceless fish deep down in an unexplored abyss. In related news, they also latched onto a giant 'sea monster' made of mud
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Tue May 30, 2017
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Someone in Bulgaria is putting googly eyes on broken street objects
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Fri May 26, 2017
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
40 years ago, teenage wunderkind Rickey Henderson stole a record 7 bases in an MiLB game ... a California League record that still stands today. The future flashed before Modesto's fans eyes
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Wed May 24, 2017
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Stale french fries? That's a gas, gas, gas
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Mon May 22, 2017
(North Jersey)
 
 
 
You've been robbed, m'lady
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Sun May 21, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
A cheesy way to hide the dark circles under your eyes: pizza concealer
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(Some Wildcat)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass lynx kyttens born at Connecticut zoo. With picture goodness
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Fri May 19, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
This is one gator who won't be seeing you later
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Thu May 18, 2017
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Walmart shopper gets deer in wrestling hold because 'Murica
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Wed May 17, 2017
(Lafayette Journal & Courier)
 
 
 
Look, I don't think "Doctor My Eyes" is a good song either, but this is a bit too far
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Friends consider man dying from stage 4 liver cancer an "inspiration." All the women he dated, married, lived with, borrowed money from, not so much. "He loved us all from the second he laid eyes on us"
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Tue May 16, 2017
(National Post)
 
 
 
In Canada, raising crickets for human consumption has been increasing in popularity
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Five Eyes intel-sharing alliance fraying as nations realise alliance with the US means giving Trump's Russian buddies full access to all their classified intel
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Mon May 15, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Science explains that feeling you get when ceiling cat is watching you
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Nothing says rub this in your vagina like 7,927 tingling mint leaves
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Sat May 13, 2017
(Vice)
 
 
 
Close your eyes and click your heels together ..and imagine that Jeb Bush was president today
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(The Dodo)
 
 
 
Raisin, who started out life as an unwanted kitten who was deemed defective, has found her perfect home - working at a Vet clinic, where she helps and inspires patients and clients every single day. Including (of course) Caturday
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Thu May 11, 2017
(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
"I hear people calling their congressman an idiot, I wonder, really wonder, how any one of you would perform in Congress." With crazy-eyes pic of NJ Representative as he lies to his constituents
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Anderson Cooper does on live television what the rest of us have been doing at home for months: He rolls his eyes as Kellyanne Conway attempts to defend Trump
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Wed May 10, 2017
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Jimmy John's founder denies he's the naked guy seen in a photo humping a shark. Which sounds like something a naked guy humping a shark would say
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Tue May 09, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Witness a Trump surrogate's weak grip on reality loosen and break as she veers violently between topics until the crazy eyes are unleashed
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Plastic surgeons say that women are asking to look like Ivanka Trump. No requests yet for the Donald Trump look as it's just too hard to surgically attach a wolverine to someone's head
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Mon May 08, 2017
(Medical Daily)
 
 
 
The explanation for why there is a worm at the bottom of tequila
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Thu May 04, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Doctors in India get a little head
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Republican tells Dem Rep she's being 'hysterical' after powerful statement against 'Trumpcare' bill
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Wed May 03, 2017
(CBC)
 
 
 
Adorable Canadian prime minister introduces drunk-driving legislation that gazes soulfully into your eyes as it charmingly deprives you of your due-process rights, but Trudeau's just so gosh-darn cute and that's what really matters
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Tue May 02, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Why sloths don't get 'crusty eyes'. Fark.com - All sloth factoids, all the time
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Ever wanted to see warn-torn Mosul? No? Well how about from the eyes of a drone? What, still no? Come on, it's CNN. They give the people what they want
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Mon May 01, 2017
(Neatorama)
 
 
 
"They do still breastfeed on demand. Just download a video on you tube. It's not hard or I would not do it." And to think I only left emergency numbers
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
David Bowie's Labyrinth soundtrack getting a vinyl reissue. No word when the superior CD reissue will hit stores
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Mon April 24, 2017
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Imagine you're a deer. You're prancing along. You get thirsty. You spot a little brook. You put your little deer lips down to the cool, clear water. Bam...some son of a biatch gives you a hug
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Sat April 22, 2017
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
The second most controversial issue in this well-off suburb is tax rates. The most controversial is decibel limits for domestic servants
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(WPRI Rhode Island)
 
 
 
Expect lots of frowning photographs in ID's from Rhode Island as they will no longer allow you to smile while having your picture taken
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Fri April 21, 2017
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Tarantulas use their lateral eyes to calculate distance TO YOUR FACE AND ROOM AND NIGHTMARES
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Thu April 20, 2017
(Network World)
 
 
 
Pro tip: Next time you're having trouble finding porn on the Internet, try Twitter's 'trending' list
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Ukrainian girl twerking on the side of the road causes major accident (w/video)
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Article: "When atmospheric conditions are right, you can get cool inverted mirages of objects below the horizon" Comments: DERP
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