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Headlines matching 'experts'

Sat February 11, 2012

Source	Fark Headline		Comments
		Experts say using Facebook is like attending an online party -- one where you want to leap from the balcony (news.com.au)	(35)

Mon February 06, 2012

		Ron Paul says "it's hard to say" when or where he might win a caucus or primary this nominating season. Coincidentally, that's the same answer political experts give when asked why he's still in the race (abcnews.go.com)	(127)
		Academic experts release 200 page paper showing that online dating doesn't always go well (washingtonpost.com)	(293)

Fri February 03, 2012

Things you don't want to have written in your obituary: "Killed by hair extensions" (dailymail.co.uk)

(36)

Thu February 02, 2012

Remember back in 2009 after the economy shiat the bed and the experts said Americans had learned how to be frugal again? Well, we're back to buying expensive lattes and renewing magazine subscriptions (mnn.com)

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Sun January 29, 2012

Aviation experts warn: don't try to launch your own half-assed "experiments" into space, they could bring down commercial aircrafts (thestar.com)

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Wed January 25, 2012

		Experts managed to sneak actual science into Hollywood science fiction movies. Still no cure for midichlorians (io9.com)	(88)
(Some Guy)		Amusement park orders experts to redesign its new rollercoaster after dry runs smash limbs off dummies (news.sky.com)	(152)

Tue January 24, 2012

(Houston Press)

Experts say to expect more arrests of people shoving steak down their pants as meat prices skyrocket this year (blogs.houstonpress.com)

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Sun January 15, 2012

Leading health expert says that moms' habits in the 1950s launched the obesity epidemic of today. Curse you June Cleaver (mnn.com)

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Sat January 14, 2012

Experts agree: this is the single greatest episode of Girl Parking (Not safe for work language) (liveleak.com)

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Thu January 12, 2012

(Some SOPA Fearing Guy)

Comcast's Lawyers: "We think SOPA is just the bestest idea ever ever." Comcast's Technical Experts: "Uh, it's unpossible for us to be SOPA compliant." Now what, Beeyotches? (theverge.com)

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Wed January 11, 2012

		The next time some guy from Buffalo claims he has a Michelangelo painting stashed under his couch, you might not want to drag him to the mental hospital just yet (buffalonews.com)	(37)
		Experts point out "unhealthy correlation" between building of skyscrapers, subsequent financial crashes (bbc.co.uk)	(38)

Sun January 08, 2012

Experts: new super pain killer, 10 times more potent than Vicodin, will be really awesome. Dangerous, they meant really "dangerous" (nydailynews.com)

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Fri January 06, 2012

(Some Dippity Do Head)

'Body language expert' with Dippity Do hairdo analyzes video - confirms that Casey Anthony is vain, lonely, immature, and trying to be sexy (wtsp.com)

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Thu January 05, 2012

President Obama to announce his summer jobs plan. Experts predict the economic effects shall be similar or exactly the same as all of his previous job plans (jsonline.com)

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Sat December 31, 2011

Here at Walmart, we aren't experts like those guys at Taco Bell, but we're pretty sure that million dollar bill is fake (foxnews.com)

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Thu December 29, 2011

Thousands of alien metal balls falling onto planet Earth. Experts say remain calm: "The balls seem to be designed to avoid striking any humans. They are friendly balls." If it's the Weekly World News, you know it's true (weeklyworldnews.com)

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Thu December 22, 2011

	Experts say high prices for low quality are keeping people from buying tickets at box office. Researchers still puzzled how Indianapolis Colts keep playing to a full house (foxnews.com)	(46)
(Some Tiny Violin)	According to etiquette experts, holiday restaurant tipping varies widely among cheapskates, tightwads, and skinflints (vancouversun.com)	(74)
	Beer deserves the "same kind of expertise" as wine does, because it's gotten more complicated (slate.com)	(187)

Sun December 18, 2011

And as you go forth today remember always your duty is clear: To build and maintain those robots (theatlantic.com)

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Sat December 17, 2011

Comcast is signing up new customers now that they're pretending not to be Comcast (articles.philly.com)

(49)

Sat December 10, 2011

Researchers have discovered that alcohol is to blame for unsafe sex and I am shocked. SHOCKED (mirror.co.uk)

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Fri December 09, 2011

Experts warn against eating raw cookie dough, will have houses burned down by Subby (cbc.ca)

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Tue December 06, 2011

		Experts agree. "Backdoor" is on the top of her list as a gift (moneyland.time.com)	(65)
		The Faked Death of the Traditional Family: How 'experts' are trying to kill off the traditional family, claiming most of us live in alternative set-ups (dailymail.co.uk)	(139)

Sun December 04, 2011

Just another Sunday in Germany - concerts in the park, boating on the Rhine, experts detonating a 1.8 ton WWII bomb (washingtonpost.com)

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Thu December 01, 2011

		Amy Winehouse dress sells for $68,000 at auction. Experts estimate street value to be much higher (reuters.com)	(4)
		Experts wonder if Israel was behind those explosions at Iran's nuclear plants, if water is wet, if the sky is blue and if beer is spilled on Fark's servers every now and then (nydailynews.com)	(363)

Mon November 28, 2011

(AdAge)

Sales of hard cider rise 25 percent in 2011, leading experts to proclaim cider the new craft beer, "drawing premium prices, coveted women drinkers and even more male fans attracted to bold flavors" (adage.com)

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Sun November 27, 2011

Florida is producing 33% fewer Fark.com stories than usual (tampabay.com)

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Fri November 25, 2011

Finally, the secret is uncovered at last: Mitt Romney's hairstylist says that despite never losing its shape, he uses "no product" on Romney's hair. "It's natural" (nytimes.com)

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Wed November 23, 2011

I rode a pony to work and I was naked and my teeth fell out (dailymail.co.uk)

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Fri November 11, 2011

Venezuelan anti-kidnapping / ransom experts join investigation of Wilson Ramos' disappearance. Government prepares for usual demands of $1 million and a player to be named later (latimes.com)

(7)

Tue November 08, 2011

		Want to put a taxpayer cost on the latest Lindsay Lohan court fiasco? How does $250,000 per hour sound? (foxnews.com)	(31)
		Mississippi's proposed new law defining a fertilized egg as a person could force coroners to investigate miscarriages and allow people to sue on behalf of an egg that didn't implant in the uterus due to birth control (huffingtonpost.com)	(209)

Sun November 06, 2011

(Some Guy)

Not news: Yet another tech expert calls Siri a potential "Google Killer". Fark: It's Google's Eric Schmidt (appleinsider.com)

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Sat November 05, 2011

Before you try to rob the store make sure there aren't any martial arts experts right behind you (ktla.com)

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Fri October 28, 2011

The next time you read a prediction by so-called "political experts," remember that back in May, George Will said it was certain that either Tim Pawlenty or Mitch Daniels would win the Republican nomination (fivethirtyeight.blogs.nytimes.com)

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Mon October 24, 2011

		Administration's refinance fix will "shock and awe" the economy. Tag is for experts' conclusion (businessweek.com)	(39)
		Old and busted: secondhand smoke. New hotness: secondhand television (yourlife.usatoday.com)	(69)