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106 headlines found matching 'ether'
Fri August 28, 2015
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
The net worth of every presidential candidate. After seeing Scott Walker's net worth, not sure whether to laugh or cry
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Thu August 27, 2015
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Bobby Jindal writes letter to Obama asking not to mention climate change when commemorating the anniversary of Hurricane Katrina. No word on whether or not he asked the President to stay mum on volcanoes too
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(Vimeo)
 
Video
 
Ultrafarker Wookiemonster put together a lighthearted video about his town being annihilated by Hurricane Katrina, Containing clips from "Mr. Show," "Stone Cold," "Neighbors" and "Escape from New York"
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Wed August 26, 2015
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The RNC and the liberal media are conspiring together to silence true conservatives
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
And lo, there shall be peace in our time. Two great warring parties may come together to create a brighter future for mankind. Behold, the McWhopper
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Tue August 25, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Planning to bbq some burgers and 'dogs on the grill this holiday weekend? Good, good. Enjoy. And don't worry too much about whether all that tasty charring might be giving you cancer. It's probably not. Probably
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Sun August 23, 2015
(Vice)
 
 
 
The most aggressive cartel in Quebec isn't bikers or the mafia: it's the Quebec Maple Syrup Federation, and it's worse than those other guys put together
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Sat August 22, 2015
(CNN)
 
 
 
Following the 'dysfunctional marriage' script to the letter, Best Korea and Worst Korea agree to seek counselling together after their shouting match. Glorious Leader reportedly hoping for awkward make-up sex and pie
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Supermarket chain ordered to pay $8.9 million to MIchael Jordan for using his name. "No one -- whether or not they're a public figure -- should have to worry about their identity being used without their permission"
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Thu August 20, 2015
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Scientists have found a way to connect quantum devices together: "It sounds boring and complicated, but it's not that complicated and it's important"
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
A coalition of parents and teachers rally together in an effort to stop Arizona from legalizing marijuana. Just kidding. They're totally for it. "I'm Republican, I'm a Christian. Do I look like a stoner to you?"
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Tue August 18, 2015
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Before there were dogs and cats living together there were these five very strange cases of mass hysteria
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(Hardball Talk)
 
 
 
The best voice in baseball, Vin Scully, is still deciding whether to return in 2016. All of MLB is at a loss for words
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
How Senator Chuck Schumer's Iran announcement put him at odds with his Senate colleagues and whether him going "full Chuck Schumer" will have any effect concerning the deal
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(ABC)
 
 
 
President Obama and Bill Clinton Golf Together on Martha's Vineyard. THIS MEANS SOMETHING
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Fri August 14, 2015
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Stanford scientists make painkilling breakthrough, use bioengineered baker's yeast instead of poppies to make opioids. Take genes from one brown rat, three different poppies, goldthread, Pseudomonas putida, put 'em all together, and voila
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Wed August 12, 2015
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Correspondent who knows nothing about the US system of government asks whether Tony Abbott is the antidote to Obama
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Tue August 11, 2015
(Salon)
 
 
 
Having an argument with a family member about whether the U.S. Civil War was fought over slavery? Let's ask Col. Ty Seidule, Head of the Department of History at the U.S. Military Academy at West Point
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(New Europe)
 
 
 
This is the Netherlands. We speak Netherlandese here. Learn it or go home
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Mon August 10, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Michael Jordan, when asked whether, in his prime, he could have beaten LeBron James 1-on-1: "No question"
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Sun August 09, 2015
(Topeka Capital-Journal)
 
 
 
In case you were wondering whether Governor Brownback's particular brand of crazy was genetic, the answer is yes, yes it is
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(AgriLife Today)
 
 
 
Giant webs of nope nope nope taking over Dallas. In related news, the spiders are now working together. RUN FOR YOUR LIVES
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Fri August 07, 2015
(NBC News)
 
NewsFlash
 
Jury reaches a verdict on whether James Holmes will receive the death penalty. Come for the flame war about gun control, stay for the announcement at 7pm EDT
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(Ars Technica (UK))
 
 
 
MIT claims to have found a "language universal" that ties all languages together. Here come the semantics
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Thu August 06, 2015
(Wonkette)
 
 
 
Don't know why people are asking candidates whether the Bible has authority over the Constitution, when Jesus clearly wrote both of them
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Tue August 04, 2015
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Flaming Turkish Truck of Death. No, this headline was not written by the Daily Fail. Truck. Turkish. Flaming. Running and screaming, dogs and cats living together
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Sun August 02, 2015
(Economist)
 
 
 
The Economist does an in-depth investigation on whether or not the U.S. economy will ever truly recover. Just kidding. The Economist does an investigative report on why Mexicans like Morrissey so much
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Sat August 01, 2015
(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
Beer and ice cream, together at last
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Thu July 30, 2015
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Study undertak es to understa nd how people be have depending on w hether the tab le requests sep arate ch ecks or s p l i t s t h e b i l l e v e n l y
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Wed July 29, 2015
(The Indy Channel)
 
 
 
Trooper lets girl decide whether dad gets a speeding ticket or not. She chooses wisely
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Study shows that the ACA is good for indigent people. That's not surprising. Study doesn't explore whether it's good for the rest of America to give freebies to indigent people. That's not surprising, either
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Mon July 27, 2015
(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Japanese women go on increasingly popular moss-viewing expeditions with loupe in hand. "Seeing clusters of mosses living together, I can forget about our competitive society"
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
If you think that all cultures embrace the idea of two people pressing their lips together, you can kiss that idea goodbye
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Sun July 26, 2015
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Police threaten to shut down concert if artist with outstanding warrants appears. Artist appears via hologram. Police shut down concert. No word on whether the hologram is free on bail or is being held until the MCP can spare a few processor cycles
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Fri July 24, 2015
(Fark)
 
 
 
We get signal... it's the Friday Fark gaming thread. Whether you're bashing ghouls in Neverwinter, finishing up sidequests in Witcher III, or even just playing Cookie Clicker on the crapper. Epic stories, requests for help, etc welcome
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Thu July 23, 2015
(CNN)
 
 
 
Republicans accuse Kerry and the Iranians of conspiring together to make Congress look stupid
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Tue July 21, 2015
(Minn Post)
 
 
 
Duluth voters will decide whether to use a simple election system by choosing the candidates based on their up, down, strange, charm, top, and bottom
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Turtles returned to their historic home, so happy together
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Mon July 20, 2015
(Geek.com)
 
 
 
Microsoft, inspired by the success of and goodwill generated by Apple's free U2 album giveaway, will start automatically updating Windows on your PC. Whether you like it or not
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Sun July 19, 2015
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Sudden gusts of wind at hot air balloon festival cause mass mayhem. In related news: You may want to think twice about using a pickup truck to tether your balloon. With scary videos
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Wed July 15, 2015
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Obama's Iran deal has brought Israel and Saudi Arabia together, top that Jimmy Carter
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Tue July 14, 2015
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Ty Lawson's shrewd plan to get released from the Nuggets is starting to come together
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Whether it's a beep, a ring or a quiet vibration, just receiving a text alert on your phone can be as distracting as actually using it to make a call or send a message, according to a new study
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN and Jeopardy together again. How did you do on their test - Genius or Blitzer?
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Sun July 12, 2015
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Unholy times are upon us. The time has come to fuse the GEEK and SPORTS tabs into a terrible alliance. The reason? Your favorite super heroes playing soccer together. Superman, Iron Man, Space Ghost, Hermione and more all fighting to win
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Fri July 10, 2015
(CBC)
 
 
 
IKEA announces plans to install free electric car charging stations at its Canadian stores, as soon as they can figure out how to put them together
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Thu July 09, 2015
(The Advocate)
 
 
 
KY prevents gay men from coming together
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Mon July 06, 2015
(Birth Movies Death)
 
 
 
Netflix's Iron Fist series stalled while Marvel tries to decide whether he should really have a magical iron fist
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Sat July 04, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"A new contender for Britain's worst road markings has been located in Scotland. The lines are so crooked that locals have questioned whether they are the work of a drunk"
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Moon Dancer has been waiting almost five years for that little get-together in the west castle courtyard. It's time for somepony to stop studying and start Amending Fences on My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic (11:30 ET, Discovery Family)
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Thu July 02, 2015
(ABC News Radio)
 
 
 
With no more important issues to tackle, New Jersey officials investigate whether claw machines and carnival midway games are honest
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Wed July 01, 2015
(Salon)
 
 
 
It's a world gone mad. Hordes of locusts cover the countryside. Dogs and cats living together. Peas in your guacamole
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(Traverse City Record-Eagle)
 
 
 
Since nothing brings communities closer together than a big beach ball
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Bill Walton has seen at least 856 Grateful Dead shows. No word on whether he was dragged to any of them by Kareem Abdul Jabbar
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Tue June 30, 2015
(New Europe)
 
 
 
Greece is no longer flirting with disaster; they have moved in together and bought a puppy
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Mon June 29, 2015
(YouTube)
 
 
 
What's this, turkey chicks and pit bulls playing together? What's next, cats and dogs enjoying tea time with finger sandwiches?
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Whether you like or hate frozen pizza, there's one person responsible - Rose Totino
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(Scotus Blog)
 
 
 
Hey, where are you all going? Get back here, we still have a few more SCOTUS decisions to hear, like whether we can have an independent commission get rid of those super wonky gerrymandered districts. (Coverage starts at 9)
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Sun June 28, 2015
(KY3 Springfield)
 
 
 
"Firearms aren't for everyone, we recommend them and show people how to use them and what situations the law says they can use them, but we recommend whether it be pepper spray, firearms or TASERs"
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Sat June 27, 2015
(Guardian)
 
 
 
DeadmauFive and Disney settle lawsuit over whether or not one can copyright a cartoon mouse head. Well, it's not like it matters; in five years, people will still buy Disney products, but they'll have forgotten all about Deadmouse
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Fri June 26, 2015
(USA Today)
 
 
 
While everyone else is dropping the Confederate flag like a hot potato, the Defense Department is sloooowly reviewing whether the flag is "overtly" racist
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Thu June 25, 2015
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
At least something good has come of Andy Benoit's "women's sports in general not worth watching" tweet: It made Amy Poehler and Seth Meyers get together for another episode of "REALLY???"
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Vin Diesel invites Helen Mirren to star in next Fast & Furious: "I love Helen Mirren. Get your act together, Helen. I love you." In related news, maybe Hollywood isn't TOTALLY out of ideas
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Mon June 22, 2015
(Charleston Post and Courier)
 
 
 
Thousands come together for a peace and unity march across the Cooper River in Charleston: "We will rise above the hate"
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Wed June 17, 2015
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Usually, when there's a problem in a police department, the officers come together to 'keep it in the family.' Unless, of course, that's the problem
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Audit: you OPM people need to get your data-security shiat together quick. OPM: How's about we do nothing instead? China: Sweet. Congress: BENGHAZI. OPM: Apologize? Resign? You make utterly failing to do our job sound so negative
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Tue June 16, 2015
(Merriam-Webster)
 
 
 
Whether you're a Farker who wants to be contrasuggestible to a contraremonstrance or just struck with epistemophilia, this link may be the antepenultimate one you read today
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Mon June 15, 2015
(Eater)
 
 
 
140-year-old unopened bottle of beer from Arctic Expedition sold for $5,000. Whether or not it's still drinkable is polarizing
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(TSN)
 
 
 
Here we are, potentially the final game of the '14-'15 NHL season. Can Chicago close it out at home? Will Tampa get their act together & take the final game back home for some sweet SCF Game Seven madness? We'll find out tonight starting at 8pm ET
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(The Oakland Press)
 
 
 
"Now this program is SECRET, OK? We're trying to see if Negro sailors can work together with normal, white sailors. For this to work, we gotta treat them like they're equal." "Wow, that's a bold plan, sir"
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Sat June 13, 2015
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
U.S. now spending $9 million a day fighting ISIS. And that's just to pay Middle East experts each day to figure out whether they are still called ISIS, ISIL or IS
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Wed June 10, 2015
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Prince Harry checks out Lady Gaga's rack. No word on whether he also wanted to poker face
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Bear Grylls takes time out from drinking his own piss to give a turtle CPR. No word on whether the turtle needed a breath mint afterwards
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(16)
 


Mon June 08, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pope Francis says the Vatican is close to ruling on whether the Bosnian town of Medjugorje has a really nasty gas leak and/or access to truly excellent shrooms, or whether the Ghost of the Virgin Mary has been miraculously appearing there
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Sun June 07, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Gilmore Girls reunion brings together Lauren Graham and Alexis Bledel. Lots of hugs, laughs, very fast talking
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Sat June 06, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
People still can't decide whether to put one space after a period or two. Even teachers disagree, although the correct answer is quite obviously one
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Fri June 05, 2015
(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
USA soccer upsets the Netherlands for the first time in history. Dutch ovens and rudders for everyone
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Thu June 04, 2015
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Martha Stewart and Snoop Dogg getting high together? Yes, it's a good thing
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Tue June 02, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
North Carolina close to passing anti-abortion legislation, but will have to wait 72 hours before they decide whether it's a good idea or not
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Sun May 31, 2015
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
A "Use-of-Force" symposium put on by the Palm Beach Police Department brought together officials and citizens who wanted to see how police defined use of force and how they could avoid getting shot
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Sat May 30, 2015
(USA Today)
 
 
 
"Every drone that's sold in the United States, whether it's made here or abroad, can have built into the drone itself a mechanism that doesn't let it fly in certain places." stated the US Senator
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(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
The NASCAR Xfinity Series is in Dover for the Buckle Up 200 presented by Click It or Ticket. No word on whether Spongebob Squarepants and Digger will be demonstrating how to use your seatbelt when race coverage begins at 2:30 PM on FOX
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(116)
 


Thu May 28, 2015
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Today is the day humanity decides whether or not to build Terminators. Choose wisely
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Wed May 27, 2015
(UPI)
 
 
 
Robotic H2Bird takes off from robotic aircraft carrier called VelociRoACH just goes to show you that two robots work together better than one
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Fri May 22, 2015
(Politico)
 
 
 
"What happens if the PATRIOT Act expires?" Dancing in the street? Dogs and cats living together? National Security wankfest? Japan falling into the sea?
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
China to US "spy" plane: "This is the Chinese Navy ... You go,"- No word on whether the diplomatic issue is "you stay too long" or "you no tip"
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Thu May 21, 2015
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The AP had a chance to review the security video of the Waco "biker brawl." Seems the official version may have a few more holes in it than all those dead bikers put together
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(325)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Tomorrow, Ireland will go to the polls to determine whether its Gaelicks can marry
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(32)
 
(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Robert Kirkman and Michael Bay, together at last
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Tue May 19, 2015
(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
There are close calls and then there's the "claiming your $1M lottery prize with a taped together ticket," close call
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Mon May 18, 2015
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
To circumcise or not to circumcise, that is the question / Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous lawyers' fees / Or to take arms against a sea of judgments / And by opposing flee them
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Thu May 14, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Daily Mail investigates whether shaving with peanut butter leads to silky-smooth legs for summer
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(CNSNews)
 
 
 
U.S. has now lost 7.2 million manufacturing jobs since 1979 ... the same year Nike realized they could teach 6-year-old Asian children to sew together sneakers better than American adults
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Wed May 13, 2015
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Senate finally decides it can work together in bipartisan harmony when it comes to REALLY sticking it up our collective ass
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Pats fans arrested after handcuffing themselves together and staging a sit-in at NFL HQ, to protest Brady suspension
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(108)
 
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Phyllis Schlafly joins up with a meeting of 40 conservative groups bent on overthrowing the Republican establishment to nominate a "true conservative." Their plan? Keep the entire clown car together all the way to the convention
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Tue May 12, 2015
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Jeb Bush says he would not undo Obama's executive actions on immigration immediately, but instead wait until Congress got its act together and passed immigration reform. In other words, Jeb Bush would make Obama's actions permanent
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Four words you never expected to hear together: Death by atomic wedgie
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Mon May 11, 2015
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Olive Garden will offer breadstick sandwiches this summer. No word on whether it will come with unlimited breadsticks, creating a massive recursive breadstick singularity from which no dough can escape
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
"Mothers shouldn't have to stitch together time to recover from childbirth the same way we plan four-day weekends in Atlantic City"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Chelsea pick up the trophy tomorrow but it's all to play for down the foot of the table. Burnley and QPR are on life support but who will join them? Newcastle are in free fall, Sunderland may be getting their act together and Hull are just bad
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Wed May 06, 2015
(Bit of News)
 
 
 
Dark chocolate can improve your memory by up to 25%, but you'd have to eat at least seven bars a day. No word on whether there's a downside
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Tue May 05, 2015
(KITV Honolulu)
 
 
 
Vogons take over Hawaii, tell married couple of 67 years they can't live together because vital common-sense regulations
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
The family that vandalizes parks together, stays together. With bonus picture of family standing proudly by their vandalism
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Mon May 04, 2015
(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Peoria to erect a statue of Richard Pryor. No word on whether it will also double as an eternal flame
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Cops investigate whether kiss between two seven-year-old classmates was "unnatural." Thanks, Obama
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