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41 headlines found matching 'ethanol'
Thu July 28, 2016
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(WHO TV Des Moines)
 
 
 
How to win Mother of the Year: step 1 - take your 2 year-old to a bar, step 2 - punch a cop, step 3 - punch your 2-year-old
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Stop me if you've heard this one: A Shetland pony broke into pub, got drunk and had to be coaxed out with bar snacks
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Tue July 26, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
Drunk Canadian pilots granted bail, deemed not to be flight risk
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Mon July 25, 2016
(Dallas Observer)
 
 
 
How to act drunk. Soon to be revised into a Fark.com Community Players how-to pamphlet and FARQ posting guidline update entitled "How To Act, Drunk"
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Thu July 21, 2016
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The guy who started the flavored moonshine trend says he's deeply sorry for what he did
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Wed July 20, 2016
(TC Palm)
 
 
 
If they believe the dog ate your homework, maybe they'll buy that the drugs belong to the dog, also
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Mon July 11, 2016
(Google)
 
 
 
A serving of vanilla extract has no fat and 1.6g of sugar, but 38 calories. If carbs (like sugar) are only 4 calories/gram, where are the extra calories coming from?
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Sat July 09, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
US ranks number one in deaths from car crashes but surprisingly only ranks second in alcohol related crash deaths. First place goes to... Canada?
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Fri July 01, 2016
(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
77-year-old mechanic convinces Maine governor that ethanol emissions are causing the opioid addiction crisis. Stop burning my food and giving me the buzz
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The latest thing trying to kill you and your unborn child? Your hand sanitizer
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Wed June 29, 2016
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Turns out Ray Bourque's blood-alcohol level was 0.249 when was arrested. Or as people from Boston say, "a wahm up"
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Wed June 22, 2016
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Pull your stool up to the bar and let me pour you a mug of science to talk about alcohol and beer goggles
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Sun June 19, 2016
(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
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Sat June 18, 2016
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Finally you and your cat can get wine drunk together at home with this new feline wine (non-alcoholic) made with catnip
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
Nyquil -- the nighttime sniffling sneezing aching coughing violate your probation so you can rest in jail medicine
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Thu June 16, 2016
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Trump has hired an actual killer to run his Iowa campaign. Bonus: he's the Governor's son
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Thu June 09, 2016
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Drinking homemade grappa distilled by someone who doesn't know what is in the dozens of unlabeled bottled around his house might not be the smartest plan you can have, but it could be your last
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Fri June 03, 2016
(WTAE)
 
 
 
Getting popped for DUI is embarrassing. Getting popped for DUI at 14 years old is newsworthy. Getting popped for DUI at 14 years old with your much drunker dad in the passenger seat is FARK-Worthy
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Wed June 01, 2016
(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
How not to fool police by faking a breathalyzer test when you've been pulled over for drunk driving: Pretend you're incapable of exhaling
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Sun May 29, 2016
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Whale vomit beer
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Thu May 26, 2016
(The BarkPost)
 
 
 
Go home, cat ...you're drunk. Or as they say in Russia: "домой , кошка ...вы пьяны"
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Tue May 24, 2016
(WANE Ft. Wayne)
 
 
 
Amish teens go full Rumspringa, get pulled over by cops after the minivan they were in was clocked at 110 MPH. Yes, alcohol was involved
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Man desperately needing to buy a vowel, loses tenth DUI case using the "beer battered fish defense"
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(Kent Online)
 
 
 
Mildly attractive English girl enjoys her first ever alcoholic drink on her 18th birthday. IT'S NEWS TO US, DAMMIT
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Wed May 18, 2016
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Scientifically created champagne is the biggest innovation in the alcohol world since boxed wine
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Tue May 17, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Here's what it's like to quit drinking, by those who've done it - or are trying
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Sat May 14, 2016
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
If you're a flight attendant, taking home a few mini liquor bottles each day can really add up
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Fri May 13, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Citizens you are drinking more than your suggested 14 weekly units of alcohol, please do not exceed 14 weekly units of alcohol
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Wed May 11, 2016
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
19 reasons you should move to Scotland, not Canada, if Trump gets elected. "Poutine appears to be burnt fries with sick and gravy. In Scotland, our chips are big fluffy, golden-brown and covered in salt and vinegar, not vomit"
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Tue May 10, 2016
(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
Kids deliver inflatable castle to wrong address. Homeowner wishes they would bounce
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Thu May 05, 2016
(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
Attorney pulled over while driving with a BAC of 0.247 and three children and an open bottle of vodka in her car tells officer she has the chief of police "on speed dial." Guess how that worked out for her
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
A welfare program Farkers can get behind: a homeless shelter which serves up free booze hourly from 7.30am
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Tue May 03, 2016
(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Father of the year blows a .604 with his kids still in the back seat of the car
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Wed April 27, 2016
(NYPost)
 
 
 
United Airlines rumored to be eyeing what they perceive as Jet Blue's innovative strategy for getting flights to their destinations
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Neither rain nor snow nor gloom of night stays these couriers, but a BAC of .30 and a street sign will
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Tue April 26, 2016
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Protip: If you have a job interview with a taxi company, try not to hit a couple cars when you park. Also, don't drink a fifth of vodka before a 9:30 am interview
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Wed April 20, 2016
(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
You're going to need an attorney if you're pulled over with a BAC three times the legal limit and an open bottle of vodka and three children in your car. Especially if you ARE an attorney
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Tue April 19, 2016
(KJRH Tulsa)
 
 
 
When asked why he made the trip to Walmart, all Barnett said was "tacos"
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Fri April 15, 2016
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Drunk, armed, and speeding with a carful of kids is no way to go through life, Congressman
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Thu April 07, 2016
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Man arrested for a Florida DUI. That's like a regular DUI with a BAC over .08 but with a marijuana, cocaine, methamphetamine, and MDMA chaser
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Wed April 06, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Voters in small Wisconsin town end 163-year ban on alcohol sales upon realization that they live in a small Wisconsin town
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