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36 headlines found matching 'ethanol'
Thu May 18, 2017
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Drunk woman drives through six mailboxes, all while carrying a lizard in her bra. Police found empty bottles of root beer-flavored nips in the vehicle. Nips trifecta now in play
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Sun May 14, 2017
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Finally the Congress gets to work on something dear and important to us winos, making sure our wine will soon pack a higher alcohol content
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Sat May 13, 2017
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
The Sun was there despite being a bit drunker then they should have on energy drinks mixed with alcohol ... but they were still there
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Wed May 10, 2017
(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
Wait, you can get drunk off vanilla extract?
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Fri May 05, 2017
(Russia Today)
 
 
 
Indian police claim rats drank 900,000 liters of confiscated alcohol
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Wed April 26, 2017
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Here it is, your most recent major study proving that smoking pot will result in your bloody, mangled death on the highway
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Mon April 24, 2017
(Fortune)
 
 
 
London bar serves a $23 whisky cocktail alongside a virtual reality headset. Which the customer can use to pretend they didn't just spend $23 for a shot of whisky
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Sun April 23, 2017
(The Argus (UK))
 
 
 
Worst. British. Pub. Evar
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Sat April 22, 2017
(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Protip for drunk drivers: Don't try to turn into a cow by eating grass on roadside to beat your breathalyzer test, it won't work
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Thu April 20, 2017
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Headline: FDA wants to see new hand sanitizer studies. Reality: People freaking out that hand sanitizer will kill us all. Farkliters: Hand sanitizer tastes yummy
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Wed April 19, 2017
(WTOP)
 
 
 
On news that the average amount drunk Americans spend buying useless crap online is $206 per incident, what's the most ridiculous thing you've bought while inebriated? Hookers and blow don't count, of course
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
Breathalyzer officer fired after showing up for work drunk
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Mon April 10, 2017
(Rare.us)
 
 
 
Hold my beer while I take a little pistol to a can of WD-40 doused in ethanol
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Mon April 03, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Americans over 60 are drinking more. Mostly as a way to cope with knowing they have another 20 years to work before thinking of retiring
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Tue March 21, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
If you live in Seattle, Cincinnati, or Columbus, Alexa will now bring you a beer
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Sat March 18, 2017
(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
Truck carrying 38,000 pounds of cheese crashes. Driver grilled at the scene
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
41 Irish words for drunk. Well, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, and 34 others
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Fri March 17, 2017
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Where does one of the newest top-rated vodkas come from? Poland? No. Russia? Nope. Costco? Bingo
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(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Woman and her young boys come home to find naked woman on their couch. "I had to ask her to let me in the house and she put her clothes on backwards, then she realized her clothes were on backwards, so she proceeded to take them back off"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Possibly the most Asian thing to happen on mainstream TV
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Thu March 16, 2017
(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Colombia's newly approved Labor Code allows people to show up for work drunk or under the influence of narcotics as long as their productivity is not affected
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Sun March 12, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Okay soooooo it's a little late this weekend to show you what a weekend bender can do to your body ....but here it is
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Fri March 10, 2017
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
"Czuprynski has filed a motion with the courts arguing he can't be an effective lawyer if he can't have alcohol"
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Fri March 03, 2017
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Ben Seaver tries to blame his DUI on chicken nuggets when blaming on Mike failed and calls Carol a nerd
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Wed March 01, 2017
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
It's about time somebody developed alcohol as food
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Thu February 23, 2017
(Stack Exchange)
 
 
 
When you can't find a Pan Galatic Gargle Blaster, what should you drink for maximum intoxication?
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Mon February 20, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Astronauts are strictly forbidden from getting drunk in space, but NASA admits that several have shown up for launch completely ripped, with booze hidden all through their spacesuits
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Sat February 11, 2017
(WINK Fort Myers)
 
 
 
SB 106 -- The Fark bill: Floridians may soon be able to buy bourbon and bacon in the same place under a bill moving quickly through the state Legislature
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Fri February 10, 2017
(The Olympian)
 
 
 
Driving drunk and shooting a gun to impress a girl along with dropping your pants in front of police officers is no way to go through life, son
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Thu February 02, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
The British have 3,000 ways of saying you're drunk. Here are 100 of them
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Tue January 31, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Watch the inside of an internal combustion engine in super slow-mo
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Fri January 27, 2017
(WTVR)
 
 
 
Bill allowing 151-proof liquor causes buzz among Virginia college students, future Fark admins
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(Lowering the Bar)
 
 
 
Some say the British Parliament is like Congress with a 2-drink minimum. Well, the Belgian Parliament is literally like Congress with an open bar
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Thu January 26, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
Another of the (many) problems with legal weed: Cops have a really hard time knowing when you're too stoned to drive
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Wed January 25, 2017
(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Somewhere in San Diego, there is a guy who is getting paid to smoke marijuana and drive in a simulator for science
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(Network World)
 
 
 
Fake news in tech world? Try 'Facebook for Drunks' and 'iPhone Cup Holder'
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