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Mon May 29, 2017
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The argument for a Texas tag was given a big shove yesterday when a pushing match erupted on the floor of the Texas House of Representatives over an immigration protest outside
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The "fake news" President Trump goes on and on about is actually coming from himself and his staff in the White House
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
You gotta face it: parents just can't beat porn
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Today I learned that legislation aimed at lowering the price of hearing aids infringes on the Second Amendment
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Trump tweets that more government money should be spent on healthcare making it best in the world. Man if only this guy was president so he could do something about it
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Running the country like a business means we can't afford to carry low productivity states. It's time for Donald Trump to close, sell or restructure Kentucky
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
A few 'Muricans are upset that Roger Waters didn't tone down the politics for his concert in Kansas City, despite his known history of controversial music and commentary. Facepalm tag off listening to The Final Cut, so 'Murica tag steps in
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Hey baldy, scientists may have accidentally found the cause for alopecia
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(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
Vice president of Texas open-carry organization announces plans to protest Sam Houston statues in Texas, starting in Houston. What could go wrong?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Apparently somebody is not a fan of Japanese Indy car driver Takuma Sato winning the Indianapolis 500
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
The twenty must-read novels of the summer
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Scottish news presenter introduces Labour Party official as "Leader of Scottish Labia," gives her the red carpet treatment
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Sun May 28, 2017
(The Federalist)
 
 
 
To avoid impeachment, President Trump needs to sit on a shaft and oscillate
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Suicide by cop was my intention. I ain't fit to live. Not after what I've done." You can't argue with that
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(Empire Magazine)
 
 
 
Shadow deals with Laura's unique state of existence as Wednesday's war on the New Gods heats up, and Media makes an appearance to offer a deal. Forces collide in Lemon Scented You. It's your American Gods Discussion Thread, 9PM ET on Starz
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Mugshot goodness, a gorilla impressionist, and lingerie throwing. All just a typical week in Central Pennsylvania
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
George Takei pushes back against internet trolls and President Trump. Oh my
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The Trump family coat of arms, used prominently everywhere, cannot be used in England, because he "borrowed" it from its legitimate owners, who also owned Mar-a-Lago. Fark: He replaced "Integrity" on the crest with "Trump"
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Part-time elected officials of what is arguably the most corrupt, poorly-managed, and highly-taxed state in the country complain that constituents are hurting their fee-fees
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(Heat Street)
 
 
 
Gwyneth Paltrow invites critics to "Bring their A game." Scientists: "Here you go." Paltrow: Crickets
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Judge Jeanine Pirro goes on unhinged rant about the treatment of the Trump White House, then says she knows who the leaker is but she's not ready to share that intel
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(National Review)
 
 
 
President Trump trolled into making the Russia controversy worse ...by who else but the Russians
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Pirates of the Caribbean 5: Assignment Miami Beach is #1 at the box office with a disappointing $62 million, Guardians Of The Galaxy Vol. 2 #2 with $21 million. Baywatch drowns at #3 with $20 million, Alien: Covenant flopping to #4 with $11 million
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
In another installment in the adventures of pilot Harrison Ford, his plane aborts take off ... twice
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Minor Leaguer strikes out on a bouncing ball 20' away, rolling along the infield grass. It was a joke that went too far
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Keeping the weekend theme going, the Sunday Morning Music Club wants to know which musician -- past or present -- would you most like to hang out with for a day?
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: Perfect moments
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The most embarrassing, humiliating, cringe-worthy moments from Trump's first trip abroad
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
One of these things is not like the other at the G7 Summit. Hint: Either Trump speaks fluent Italian, or he's just pretending to listen
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Coming up at the top of the hour it's the Memorial Day weekend edition of Livingston Stapler Company Presents. Join us for two hours of music hosted live by a farker in Juneau, Alaska (9PM AKDT/10PM PDT)
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Sat May 27, 2017
(WJHL Tri-Cities)
 
 
 
Because more guns = more safety, new Tennessee law will allow guns in any government building that doesn't pony up and purchase metal detectors and hire a staff of security guards
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(Zero Hedge)
 
 
 
70% of millennials don't even have $1,000 saved for a down payment on a house. However they do have a college diploma they'll be paying off for the next 30 years
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"He played me for a fool," says man from Kentucky who thought leopards wouldn't eat the face of a jackass
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Twenty-five years ago, music died forever when Billy Ray Cyrus released Achy Breaky Heart. And we have never recovered
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump's National Security Advisor says he "would not be concerned" if Kushner pushed for covert communication links with the Russian government. Let that sink in for a moment. National. Security. Advisor, my ass
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Big Mac is constantly delivering apples to Starlight's old village. Is there secret agent stuff going on? Will the CMC's investigation screw it up? Find out on My Little Pony - Hard to Say Anything, this Saturday on Discovery Family at 11:30 am EDT
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(Short List)
 
 
 
If you could hang out for a day with any author -- past or present -- who would it be? Yep, we're getting all "timey-wimey" this week in the Saturday Morning Book Club
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Republican seduced by tart Argentinian
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Black bear walks "nonchalantly" through suburban New Jersey backyards sending residents into a frenzy because they've never seen a 'huge' wild animal before
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(Fox 26 Houston)
 
 
 
A day after a student went to the media with an "award" for "Most Likely to Become a Terrorist", another one comes forward with an "award" for "Most Likely to Blend in with White People" from the same teacher
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Fri May 26, 2017
(Independent)
 
 
 
Trump went into meetings with NATO and G7 leaders to demand a better deal on global defense. He left having lost what little respect, if any, they had for him
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
RI state rep who called a teen atheist an "evil little thing" has been indicted for embezzlement
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(The Business Journals)
 
 
 
If you are wondering what the market rate for souls are these days, it's apparently $7.85 million and about 15,000 sq ft
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
In Japan, officials' only response to ongoing demographic time bomb is to sponsor speed-dating events and fatherhood classes. "It's great that [the government] is worried about it. But these things will not work"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
President tells soldiers they can rape up to three women. No it wasn't Trump, but it was one of the few world leaders he has praised
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(Metro)
 
 
 
A six year-old boy wanted to give blood to help victims of the Manchester bombing but was told he was too young. So, he went out and got a bunch of snacks for nurses
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Food store chain announces that gay customers will be refused entry
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(The Wrap)
 
 
 
In the latest installment of conservative buffoonery, Roger Stone calls for Seth Rich's parents to be charged with obstruction of justice for failing to play along with their conspiratorial delusions
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(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
As you prepare to cook out this holiday weekend there's a reason why the food will smell so good, and you can thank French scientist Louis Maillard for explaining why. Here comes the science
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(Belleville News-Democrat)
 
 
 
Republican Congressman says hiding behind tele-town halls is cowardly and elected officials have a duty to meet with constituents. In 2014. I'm sure he still feels the same way today and you already know what happened
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Three Mile Island on the verge of shutting down, Jack Lemmon unavailable for comment
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
4 reasons why Donald Trump WILL be re-elected in 2020. Impeachment? Not going to happen
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
News: Mother locked in immigration family detention facility tries to commit suicide in desperate effort to free her two kids. Fark: A federal ruling says they should've been freed months ago
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Woman arrested for assaulting ex with pork fried rice. Apparently she hit him with a combination
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Comey knew BUT HER EMAILS was Russian disinformation but went with it anyway
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(Tech Dirt)
 
 
 
Why is Net Neutrality important? If it dies, Comcast can just block a protest site that points to its trying to game the comment system at the FCC, instead of sending them cease and desist letters
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
11-year-old girl accuses her teacher of war crimes for punishing whole class when one pupil is naughty, cites the Geneva Convention to back up her claim, is now leading in all polls for U.K General Election
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Fmr. Speaker of the House Boehner says that GOP tax reform is just a bunch of happy talk thanks to a President that seems to be learning on the job how to be President
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump Tweets that his European adventure has "made and saved the USA many billions of dollars and millions of jobs." You're welcome, America
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The "law & order" president is not being brought down by the "liberal media;" it's actually the law doing their jobs that's sending him into a tizzy over Russia
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(CNN)
 
 
 
White House admits it doesn't know how much it's cutting from Medicaid. Apparently it all depends on how fast patients die off when they're denied any health care benefits
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(Univision)
 
 
 
Man hit by car. First-responding policeman offers aid and comfort while calling for prompt medical attention. Just kidding, he asks if he is an illegal alien before calling for help and has him detained by border patrol
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(McClatchy DC)
 
 
 
As European leaders press Trump on climate change and environmental issues, Chatty Donnie keeps barking "Terror Terror" Oh and don't read TFA's comments. Seriously. Don't read the comments. Please don't read the comments. Read the comments
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
New York Yankees are dropping home run bombs on their opponents. Unfortunately they're also bombing at ticket sales
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Veep's original cast signs a deal to return for a seventh season--yes, even that skyscraper of shiat Jonah
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Eduardo Rodriguez and the Red Sox really get into some pregame soccer at Fenway. The Green Monster doubles as a goal, apparently
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
The sentient bowtie controlling Tucker Carlson gives non-apology to Lauren Duca, then calls her "vapid and not very impressive"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Moody's says China can't sustain its current debt-fueled binge. Which is hard to believe considering the U.S. is still going strong after doing it the past 50 years
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
You deserve some extra credit if you catch on fire during a high school science experiment
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Most kids quit playing sports by the age of 13 because they're tired of their parents trying to re-live their own youth vicariously through them
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Sentient bowtie controlling Tucker Carlson denounces Montana GOP congressional candidate for bodyslamming reporter, then goes on to explain that it's all liberals' fault for saying so many mean things about Trump
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
In Finland you can put your child in forest schools where they spend most of the day exploring the outside world. That sound you hear is helicopter parents everywhere crashing on their fainting couches and calling out for vapors
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(Metro)
 
 
 
It shouldn't come as much of a surprise to find that fidget spinner porn is now a thing (Not safe for work content in sidebar)
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Some teachers: Hey, let's give a "Most Likely To Be A Terrorist" prank award to one of our minority students. It certainly wouldn't result in us being mocked and having our humanity questioned on a certain news aggregate website
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Thu May 25, 2017
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
State lawmaker uses Snapchat video to vent about protesters: "The voice filter and bunny ears are a little distracting, but it is clear Teague is venting about something"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Will Quist pull off the upset? Will Gianforte bodyslam his competition? When did our elections turn into WWE events? ...-Oh, right, Trump. THIS is your Montana Congressional Special Election discussion thread (Results roll in 10pm ET)
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Joementum is dead, Jared is under the microscope and Donny bombs in Brussels. It's your Rachel Maddow Show thread, 9 PM EDT on MSNBC
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
President Trump failing to track foreign cash at his hotels from foreign governments despite campaign promise. Some businessman this guy is
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Undercover gator poaching operation nets nine arrests. Apparently, they can only be deep fried or fricasseed
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(Politico (Europe))
 
 
 
I'm not saying Trump's marriage is on the rocks, but he spent his night in Belgium alone in a vacant embassy while the First Lady stayed in a hotel
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Once again Michelle Obama is showing a little too much skin according to outraged conservatives who have apparently never Googled Melania Trump
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Not news: Braves security guard ejects fan for grabbing fair ball. United-level PR failure: Braves guard yanks the ball back from a child's hand. TV commentator sums it up well with "lighten up, Francis"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Brits refuse to be cowed by terrorist attack... "I don't get scared until the threat level reaches 'Replacement Bus Service' "
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(WSOCTV)
 
 
 
Alamo called "worst tourist trap in Texas." If only they'd let people visit the basement
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
ICE agents, apparently not content with merely deporting immigrants, now taunt them at their place of employment by eating the food they prepare, then arresting them before leaving the restaurant
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
When asked if she supports tax havens for the wealthy, Republican Representative in Minnesota answers: "There is actual joy to be found in Jesus Christ, Jesus loves you all." She then voted against closing tax loopholes, in Jesus' name, amen
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Scientists injected seals with love and they all became best friends. Which is just adorable
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Nicole Kidman is Australia's richest entertainer. Yahoo Serious is number two
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(Independent Journal Review)
 
 
 
Freedom Caucus Chairman Mark Meadows (R-NC) tears up when reporters get him to read CBO analysis of AHCA indicating it would undermine preexisting conditions protections. Apparently reading is painful
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Donald Trump announces that he will have the Justice Department begin an immediate investigation into who is leaking all sorts of sensitive intelligence being provided to the US by its allies. Justice Department: "Found him"
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Man mistakenly thought to have pledged allegiance to ISIS sues hotel, police for his complimentary turn down service
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Rep. Cathrine Clark: "Seriously, is there any situation where you will defend any student against discrimination in your private school voucher program?" Betsy Devos: *privately-funded crickets*
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(CNN)
 
 
 
President Trump upstages Obama on his first trip abroad, does what Obama was reluctant to do: He's picking sides
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Donald Trump casts a wider net in search for replacement FBI director, no doubt expanding his search to include freeway underpasses, homeless shelters and possibly the SPCA and Humane Society
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Mar-A-Lago receptionist with no government experience, who is married to a Ponzi schemer and twice convicted felon, is in charge of logistics for Trumps international trip
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(CNSNews)
 
 
 
Another liberal entertainer turns on the Democrats
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Vermont could become the ninth state to legalize recreational pot. Mostly as a way to finally give people something to do to help them cope with living in Vermont during the entire winter
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Morrissey goes full Trump in condemning the Manchester attack, slamming immigration policies, Theresa May, the mayors of Manchester and London, and goes full "Muslim extremist" in his statement
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Sean Hannity taking a couple of days off to think about Fake News, Seth Rich, and future employment opportunities
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Sorry Frankenites, it's not going to happen. Al Franken rules out 2020 presidential challenge to Trump
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this rainy day moment
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
As leaks continue from the S.S. Trumptanic, we have to ask ourselves: are intelligence agencies being patriotic a la Snowden, at the risk of destroying their reputation, and lowering global opinion of America from zero to negative eleventy billion?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Two college students spend 48 straight hours in a Walmart. "At one point I just went and sat down on the toilet for like an hour. It was the only place that was quiet and away from the lights. It was probably the best time I had"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Greg Gianforte's post-"body slam" statement exposed as a blatant lie. Fark: By Fox News
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
After Obama is imprisoned, will President Trump pardon him?
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(NFL)
 
 
 
NFL owners approve shortening overtime to 10 minutes. Apparently team doctors said they were running low on their supply of painkillers just after the end of regulation time
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
In Florida people get upset when the government closes down a swimming hole just because there have been a couple of alligator attacks there in recent years
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"I voted for Trump. Now he wants to cut the aid I need." Face-eating leopards unavailable for comment
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(Fox 32 Chicago)
 
 
 
Student gets tired of playing tic-tac-toe, hacks into school computer, changs grade from 'F' to 'B.' Reportedly got password from a desk in the dean's office
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Wed May 24, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Removing monuments which valorize treason is "destroying history"
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Woman arrested for chemical endangerment of child after her newborn baby tested positive for THC. Prenatal tobacco, alcohol use still OK
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
John Kerry to Harvard Grads: "I'm often asked what the secret is to have a real impact on government. Well, it's recently changed, I used to say, run for office or get a degree, with this White House I'd say, buy Rosetta Stone and learn Russian." BURN
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
House and Senate intel subpoena Flynn's companies for their records because they can't take the 5th yet, Trump's companies are not IDing foreign government visitors and Rachel will explain how it ties together at 9 PM EDT on MSNBC
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(Washington Free Beacon)
 
 
 
Apparently the NRA is part of the groups investigating Trump links to Russia
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Are you ready for the Velveteen Dream Experience? Can Wesley Blake derail Drew Galloway's momentum? Will someone end Aleister Black's Black Mass? "Wrasslin Wednesday" starts with NXT @ 8pm ET on WWE Network
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Trump branded properties in NYC planning layoffs as their corporate event business has taken a complete nosedive since Trump took office
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Grandma flees hit-and-run, causes second accident down the road, tells officers she drank half a pint of vodka, oh and those are her grandchildren in the back seat
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
If you've been following President Trump on Twitter you might have noticed he's the 'Nostradamus' of the 21st century
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
A picture is worth a thousand words ... or the impeachment of a president
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Rep. Blake Farenthold (R-Tex), who is also a French model, provides an internet citation
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Sentient blob of hate pudding Alex Jones says the children and teens killed in Manchester were "Liberal trendies." God help us if his children grow up as hateful and--oh, right, the judge ensured that wouldn't happen
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
NJ activates emergency alert system, sends nuclear warnings to TVs -- by accident
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
'Trey Gowdy needs to have his ass kicked': Ex-CIA agent blasts lawmaker for grandstanding at Brennan hearing
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(Palmer Report)
 
 
 
Pence has started jockeying for Trump's job. Here's hoping Trump acts in typical Trumpian fashion when a rival tries to muscle in on his power. Oh god, we've entered into Stupid Goodfellas
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Piers Morgan also tries to start a Twitter spat with Lily Allen, labeling her a "deluded clown" over her calm comments on the Manchester terror attack. Rather common "Piers Morgan is a Twitter douche" trifecta in play
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(Time)
 
 
 
And Jesus said unto his disciples "Verily I say unto you, that a rich man shall hardly enter into the kingdom of heaven...unless you are offered a free Toyota Land Cruiser, then I say go for it"
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Sure, Trump may be an arrogant inexperienced blowhard bent on profiting from the presidency, but at least he "united the entire Muslim world" according to his administration
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(Stat News)
 
 
 
Donald Trump once could speak in complete and coherent sentences, unlike today where he talks in peanut butter bell feather milkshake
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Clint Eastwood says Americans "have lost our sense of humor"... despite who we've elected president
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Piers Morgan reminds everyone what a bloody tw*t he is by getting into a Twitter argument with Charlotte Church over the Manchester terror attack
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Some reporter just went to Walmart for the first time
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(PBS)
 
 
 
Frontline presents: Bannon's War
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(The Intercept)
 
 
 
Transcript of Trump's call with Philippine President Rodrigo Duterte where they blithely discuss his murder of drug addicts and Trump nuking Korea will probably keep you up at night
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Tue May 23, 2017
(LA Weekly)
 
 
 
ICE uses a broken and out of date database to identify immigrants for deportation. Guess who doesn't have a problem with that system?
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
Has Sofia been turned by the KGB? Is Henry still dreaming about Mailbot? Does Oleg get caught under the Soviet establishment? Do the Jennings get to end their 'tour'? Find out in the penultimate episode of 'The Americans' season 5, 10 pm ET on F/X
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(Inquirer Philippines)
 
NewsFlash
 
ISIS-linked fighters have taken over a city in the Philippines. President Duterte declares martial law
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
This day in 1934, Bonnie and Clyde shot to death in stolen Ford, proving once again it pays to take the rental car insurance
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Ronald Reagan: Trump needs to be removed from office. While in agreement, subby is also concerned about the coming zombie threat
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
What you should do if your dog accidentally gets high
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Good news, everybody. CEO pay is rising again -- they got an average 8.5 percent raise last year. Let's all pull a little harder and sacrifice a little more, and maybe we can get that number into the double digits this year. COME ON, WE CAN DO IT
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Evidently, Maine is home to the world's largest outlaw hovercraft gang
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
What was finally winning the World Series after 108 years worth for the Cubs and its historic park? Business analysts take a swing at the Cubs' current franchise value, and it's a big number. A very big number
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(Nola.com)
 
 
 
"This 'cult' had one goal ... to rewrite history to hide the truth, which is that the Confederacy was on the wrong side of humanity." Full transcript of New Orleans mayor Landrieu's speech after taking down the confederate monuments, worth a read
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Popularity of liberalism is surging. If only there were a political party that could represent these views
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
NASA scientist posts schedule for the visit of five asteroids over the next year. One of them is coming within 0.15 lunar distance which is the space equivalent to your driveway. So we are clearly all going to die within a hundred years give or take
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
"A Mississippi Republican lawmaker who called for the lynching of politicians who approve of the removal of Confederate monuments needs to "quickly clear up his remarks," the state GOP chairman said Monday"
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
We've been playing Monopoly wrong. The intention of the game wasn't originally for fun, but was meant as a protest against the rich
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will Flynn be brought up? Will Republicans demand to know why the president keeps leaking...uh, I mean those damn leakers. What were we talking about? THIS is your former CIA Director Brennan testimony on Russiagate (10am start)
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Among thu manny benefitshes of dranking alcohlol, you can shcratch off preffentinge heart disheashe. Memry lossh ish shtill gaad thaaaa
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Among the many benefits of drinking alcohol, you can scratch off preventing heart disease. Memory loss is still good though
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
International female reporters segregated and prevented from going near male heads of state during press event in repressive Middle East theocracy. Difficulty: Israel
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Mon May 22, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Iranian president says he's waiting for the Trump administration "...to become stable intellectually". Sit down, Hassan, it's going to be a while
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Nothing says 'I want to stomach you for the rest of my life' like presenting her with an engagement ring hidden in your abdominal wound
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
Supreme Court trolls patent trolls
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
C'mon, that scientist is way too hot to really know anything
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Pro-Trump Super-PACS have become the landing spot for every sleazoid, grifter, flim-flammer, and mental defective attached to the Trump bandwagon that isn't presentable enough for government work. So naturally Tomi Lahren just joined one
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(Heavy)
 
 
 
Will Heath Slater demand his Universal title shot? Has Curt Hawkins become IC title number 1 contender? Looks like The Golden Truth broke up at the wrong time. Will Raw's enhancement talent see their time to shine at 8pm ET
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(Electronic Beats)
 
 
 
Custom guitar maker creates The Apprehension Engine, known as the worlds scariest instrument. Please everyone, keep it away form Ed Sheeran
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
OJ Simpson might get to resume his relentless pursuit of the real killer in July
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(Deseret News)
 
 
 
Tired of the extremists in both parties, Republicans and Democrats decide to create a centrist third party in Utah
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
*puts finger on temple* The Office of Government Ethics can't monitor all the lobbyists we hired if we remove their ability to monitor anything
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Sharp kneed Aussie vixen's mail order bride plan unravels when quick and attentive customs folks read a few pages from her diary and check the Facebook feed
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
I'll see your Nazi-Muslim convert and raise you an Arkansas caretaker who gnawed her elderly client to death in an alcohol-fueled frenzy of gore
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
White House press release states that President Trump wants "lasting peach" between Israel and Palestine
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Amazon's Jeff Bezos has plans for a city on the moon, which will no doubt serve as a giant interplanetary package sorting and delivery center
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"I never mentioned Israel to the Russians." Um...nobody said you did
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(Torrent Freak)
 
 
 
Copyright troll attorney disbarred. Sometimes there's no patent on sweet justice
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
After the recent tragedy at Wrigley Field, we look back at significant tragedies that have happened at sports stadiums
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Tomi Lahren tries to mock Notre Dame graduates for voicing their opinions. Doesn't realize she is currently unemployed for doing something similar
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
New study says Instagram is the worst social media site for young people's mental health. All the other social media sites tie for second
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
NATO denies report that their Secretary General said Donald Trump has a "12 second attention span", says it's actually 8 seconds at best
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Jury selection begins today in Bill Cosby's rape trial. Potential jurors are being asked to avoid all cocktails and puddin' pops
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Mike Napoli hit a monster home run that clanged its way into the center-field camera well. Free game activated
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Ruffled residents in England fill potholes with rubber ducks, accusing city council of ducking safety issue
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
And here we have a Mississippi Republican saying he will lynch the "Nazi-ish lawmakers" who would seek to remove his state's monuments to racism and failure. He probably says "all y'all" too
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Kate Upton reveals that she isn't confident wearing a bathing suit. Which makes as much sense as one of the Kardashians saying they are camera shy
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
The most bizarre moments from Donnie's first trip to Saudi Arabia. You bet your ass that creepy "New World Order" hands on the globe pic is included
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz once asked Stephen Colbert to 'humanize' him. Apparently he was sick of being mistaken for a blobfish
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
China's state-run media declares reports that the government killed CIA sources 'a sweeping victory'
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
It's time we take the cute gloves off concerning White House pets and rank them for how cool or weird they really were. Subby's going to bow to Satan, President John Adams' mixed-breed dog
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(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
L.A. dog owners turn to spiked vests to prevent pets from becoming coyote kibble
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Two days overseas and Trump is already exhausted. Some president he is
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Texas House passes Bathroom Bill, but don't worry, it only affects vulnerable young students already under incredible pressure during a very difficult stage of their lives, and not the population at large, so not to worrry
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
For all the talk of "let's live for today", and therapy trying to confront the past, it turns out that the central function of the brain is prospecting outcomes for the future
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(Palmer Report)
 
 
 
Thanks to Rep. Ted Lieu (D-CA), Articles of Impeachment drafting process may already be underway in the House Judiciary Committee
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Jesus saves, but the Church of England makes a 17.1% annual return on its investments
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Sun May 21, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Things were certainly slower in the 19th century, even the first car ever to get a speeding ticket was caught by a policeman on a bicycle
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(Showtime)
 
 
 
After twenty-five years, that gum you like is coming back in style. Pour yourself some coffee and serve up a slice of cherry pie, Twin Peaks returns on Showtime 9 pm ET
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(IB Times (Australia))
 
 
 
Even the Gods need a break as the narrative shifts to the life and afterlife of Laura Moon, showing events only hinted at in the novel, including how she met Shadow. It's your American Gods Discussion Thread, 9 pm ET on STARZ
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Photoshop this diligent worker
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Good: Detroit has demolished over 11,000 abandoned houses. Bad: Many of the houses had asbestos in them. Fark: Detroit's been fined hundreds of thousands of dollars for asbestos abatement violations and unpaid bills and the FBI is investigating
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(Tom Holland's Terror Time)
 
 
 
'Resident Evil' will continue to raise the body count with movie franchise reboot
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
ProTip: Do not give a store employee your real telephone number moments before you rob the place. And take a seat on the Group W bench
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
North Korea successfully tests yet another ballistic missile that went higher and for a longer time than any other missile previously tested. It's just a matter of time before the crazy one gives up his war with the sea and aims for land
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(LifeZette)
 
 
 
Roger Ailes' seventeen-year-old son didn't exactly have Christian forgiveness in his heart during his father's funeral. "I want all the people who betrayed my father to know that I'm coming after them, and hell is coming with me"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
"We went to the supermarket; we came back to find scaffolding in front of our home"
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(ABC7 Chicago)
 
 
 
If you happen to be a transitioning transgender person, the bad news is the Chicago airline captain who moonlights doing testicle removal surgery is currently unavailable
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Two charged with stealing a hearse that had a corpse inside. They'll face a stiff sentence
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Should we wish for a President Pence? Pro: He would at least be competent. Con: He would be the most conservative president of modern times - easily more conservative than Trump, more even than Ronald Reagan
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Foreign power with business before the US government pledges $100 million to high-level White House employee's charitable foundation. LOCK HER UP. Wait, it's Ivanka? Never mind then
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
The Rock has entered the 2020 Presidential race, still refuses to say which party
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Japanese 12-year-old girl wins on MMA debut over 24-year-old opponent. Easily. In the 1st round
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(Inland Valley Daily Bulletin)
 
 
 
High school drop-out janitor from Cucamonga obtains college degree, delivers commencement address recounting how he invented Flamin' Hot Cheetos: "You started at the bottom." "No, I started at the beginning"
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Trump is suddenly the most isolated president in history
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(CNN)
 
 
 
It's becoming apparent that even robots are misogynists, out to limit women's ability to work
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
With yuuuge defense sales and closer ties to the Saudi government, Trump seeks to become the first Muslim president. Well, okay, the first Wahhabi Muslim president
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Jeb Bush has his told ya so moment
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Coming to you from Juneau, Alaska, it's once again time for Livingston Stapler Company Presents. Two hours of music hosted live by a farker (9 pm AKDT/10 pm PDT)
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Sat May 20, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
There are three ways to be President: The right way, the wrong way, and the Donald Trump way. "Isn't the Donald Trump way just the wrong way?" It is, but faster
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Kung Fu master has the balls to try and pull an entire bus
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
City decides that the best way to reduce traffic accidents from a busy intersection is to ban cars
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Repellent bands invented to fight sharks. RELEASE THE NICKELBACKEN
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(AOL)
 
 
 
The Trump Twittervention has happened as we all knew it would
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Striking a blow for sanity, Italy makes childhood vaccinations compulsory. Mass outbreak of incredible arithmetic and excellent driving expected
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Nigerian immigrant to Canada earns degree, gets drafted by CFL in the same day. Subby found 50 cents and a gummy bear in the couch cushions
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Man duct-taped to airplane seat after attempting to breach cockpit, as apparently Adam and Jamie are now working as Air Marshals
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
Much to the relief of posters in the Politics tab, the government no longer requires you to register your drone
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Inside Hitler's lost city hidden deep underground on the Dutch coast. The Sun is there (Some Not safe for work content in sidebar)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Bribery allegations shave 10% off entire Brazilian stock market
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(Metro)
 
 
 
All set for World Whisky Day today? Here's 7 new and interesting whiskies to add to your basement bar
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Scootaloo is stalking -- doing a report on Rainbow Dash, and runs into the AWESOME filly's parents by accident. What horrible secrets will she discover? Find out on My Little Pony - Parental Glidence, this Saturday on Discovery Family at 11:30 am ET
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(Night Flight)
 
 
 
How Cyndi Lauper brought professional wrestling into the entertainment mainstream
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
How would the stock market react to an impeachment hearing against Trump? Let's go back and see what happened during Watergate
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(WTHR Indianapolis)
 
 
 
Boy is pardoned by governor of Oregon after taking a hazelnut and pen during a recent tour of the state Capitol. (with cute apology letter)
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Add using a cell phone anywhere in America to the list of things the undocumented shouldn't do
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
White House is looking into an ancient "ethics rule" to weaken the special counselor
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Uh, guys... we now have a second aircraft carrier near North Korea and a desperate, raging president in command. Just sayin'
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
10+ My Little Pony fan artists are hosting a charity livestream event tomorrow to help a fellow artist who recently had his car - and most of his possessions - stolen. (LGT to event details, ways to participate/donate)
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(Mic)
 
 
 
Jeff Sessions' DOJ continues to focus on high-profile criminals -- such as the immigration lawyers who recently set up shop in airports to fight unlawful deportation orders
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(IFL Science)
 
 
 
Flat-earther performs experiment with level on airplane to disprove the curvature of the earth. There goes the science
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Fri May 19, 2017
(Blogger.com)
 
 
 
Apparently, telescopic sights on rifles are much older than we originally thought, dating back to at least 1775
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Joe Lieberman once mocked Donald Trump in a "Funniest Celebrity in D.C." contest and it's as cringeworthy as you can imagine Joe Lieberman telling jokes at such an event can be
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(Wired UK)
 
 
 
Scientists believe they've found a way to cure people with HIV and Zika by infecting them with a CRISPR virus that infects those viruses and edits out the DNA they need for survival. Other phases of the treatment involve needle snakes and gorillas
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The most memorable moments of Saturday Night Live so far this season is heavily weighted with Trump-related bits but also inexplicably includes the "Tenement Museum" sketch
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(YouTube)
 
Audio
 
The autumn wind is a Raider, and the time has come to turn the beat around. The full-length "Disco Theme" used to underscore NFL Films highlights and other football films from the super Seventies
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Golden State Warriors and Cleveland Cavaliers are now a combined record-setting 19-0 in the NBA playoffs. Can we just skip to the main event already?
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Grab your beers, popcorn, and any other "enhancements" you need. It's been a big Friday News Dump Day. Let's get together and watch The Rachel Maddow Show. (9PM EDT MSNBC)
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(UPI)
 
 
 
And in the pages of the history books, it will be written that the great American experiment ended not with a bang but with a...hey, did Kim Kardashian just post another photo to Instagram? Awesome. Um...what were we saying?
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Few Australians trust social media with their personal information but most do little about it, mainly because they're A) hammered B) simply trying to survive their environment
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(The American Interest)
 
 
 
The DOJ's appointment of a widely-respected former prosecutor that doesn't fish has Democrats worried since the whole Russia case is based on internet chatter and tin foil
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(Russia Today)
 
 
 
Even Russia Today is turning on Trump, reporting online odds of his Impeachment at 33%. Even Clinton was only up to 15% before his Impeachment began
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Friendly reminder that Kevin Costner used to be a huge box office draw thanks to bows and arrows, defiant American accent, and laissez faire attitude. Man, they don't make them like they used to
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Hey everyone, look over here: tax reform. We got tax reform right here. C'mon guys, pay attention. Why won't anyone pay attention?"
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Ceiling Google is watching your toddlers skinnydip (Not safe for work content on page)
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Adolescent AI creates new colours, Martha and Snoop immediately add "Dope 219 209 179" to their palates, while kids everywhere tell their mom they want "Turdly 190 164 116" for their room
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Student banned from university's wi-fi for illegally downloading: A) Test answers. B) Porn. C) The movie Chicken Run
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hedge Fund billionaire Bill Ackman thinks he knows how Trump can save his presidency: Spend massive amounts of money on "Private sector led" infrastructure investment, because who isn't thrilled to death when a new toll road is built near them?
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Fake news creates real market surge: Infowars piece breitbarted to make Trump look innocent sends the Dow soaring
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Stephen Colbert gives CBS its longest late night winning streak in 7 years. First time since the 1960s that anyone has written a sentence that contained the words "CBS" and "winning streak"
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
"IBM scientists demonstrate ballistic nanowire connections." Ballistic nanowire. That's even cooler than transparent aluminum
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(Bipartisan Report)
 
 
 
Trump meets with team of lawyers even though he has "zero" to worry about. Apparently, others at the White House have sought legal help as well. It's almost as if Trump's a spoiled out-of-control rich kid who's in over his head
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Trump's private lawyer tried to convince the Office of Government Ethics to excuse Trump from signing his financial disclosure form...you know right under the part that says "I certify that the contents of his report are true, complete and correct"
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Microsoft redesigns OneNote's interface to be consistently bad across devices
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(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
Sweden drops the Julian Assange investigation. We now take you live to Admiral Ackbar for comment
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Jesse Eisenberg will portray Marcel Marceau in new biopic sadly not entitled "A Mime is a Terrible Thing to Waste"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Anything that shows Trump was not being entirely truthful with his "no, no, next question" response calls into question his credibility on a whole range of issues." The real story here is apparently CNN still thinks Trump has credibility
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
90 years ago on Saturday, Charles Lindbergh flew solo across the Atlantic Ocean. Does anybody remember it from a past life? Do you consider it the greatest accomplishment in aviation? Would you like to try it yourself?
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
It's official. U.S. healthcare is an embarrassment
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(Fark)
 
 
 
I accidentally ran over a squirrel driving to work this morning and feel horrible about it. I just needed to get that out
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
While US residents are worried about losing net neutrality, the UK may soon have to worry about losing the internet entirely
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
In the bizarre rules of golf, tournament player has to decide whether to strip down to his underwear and jump into a pond to find his ball, or take a two-stroke penalty
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Worldwide effort now underway to prevent a Trumper Tantrum over the next nine days as the Small Handed Talking Yam of Evil & Chaos takes his first presidential trip abroad
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Democrat leaders: "No one ought to rush to embrace the most extraordinary remedy that involves the removal of the president form office." In other words, we need to ride this horse to the midterms
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Steve Englehart, the man who created Mantis for Marvel, says his creation is "unrecognizable" in Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2. Yes, she was actually a decent character for once
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
President defiant, won't resign despite investigation into allegations he condoned bribery of a potential witness in a major corruption probe. Different country this time. *whew*
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Imagine if your entire party's agenda was at risk because the president you blindly support for fear of losing power or becoming victim to his bouts of mental illness and willingly ignore his treason
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Former CIA counterterrorism expert says whiny 'Sissy-in-chief' represents no one but himself
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
A 64 year-old liberal's first foray into an NRA convention: "The common thread among the conventioneers I met was fear. Real, genuine fear. But that's no accident. Protecting yourself from crime, real and imagined, is what the NRA is all about"
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Arguments why God (very probably) exists to the left. Arguments for Obvious and Doubtful tags to the right
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Thu May 18, 2017
(The Intercept)
 
 
 
Sen. Joe Manchin (D-WV): "Vote me out. I'm not changing." Environmental Activist: "Challenge accepted"
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
Entire rock festival cancels because of Chris Cornell's death. Rock festival industry may close entirely. Lollapalooza has been thrown for a loopapalooza
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
In the wake of the Wannacry ransomware, here's some news about crypto parasites of a different kind
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
German case on Uber sedan service rolling across continent into European court
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(The Union Leader)
 
 
 
State reprimands doctor for prescribing medicine to sick patient because marijuana
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
The Kremlin declines to comment on probe of Trump ties with Russia. It is too busy - how you say? Yes. Smiling like cat who ate canary
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(Politico)
 
 
 
This will be a massive disappointment to the two people who actually thought Trump would break up the big banks
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Nothing says "Congratulations on your Graduation" like starting a massive brawl with other parents over a seat
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Washington State Senators demand investigation into Jeff Beauregard Sessions' possible violations of recusal, suspected involvement in the battles of Antietam and Gettysburg
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Somebody unchained Ryan Seacrest and he went off script
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Republicans get the silent treatment from President Trump leaving them no way to defend him amid his growing crisis, many seem relieved
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
'Coast to Coast Bandit' arrested in New York City. Whereabouts of Zorak and Moltar currently unknown
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The only reason Michael Flynn was not the vice president or secretary of state is that he bombed on television and Trump thought less of him for it. Let that sink in
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Apparently, the White House doesn't know what Ivanka is doing there either
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(CNN)
 
 
 
In a move definitely not to deflect attention from his Russian scandal, Trump bombs pro Syrian forces
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
These historical monuments have mysteries that are still unsolved. Rumors with them include a knight that is guarding a grail and a nasty curse for whoever violates them
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Stephen Curry has some retirement plans after basketball, and it includes playing with different types of balls
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Jim Bakker says the apocalypse has started courtesy of Trump's opponents and hey, just so you know, Bakker has some apocalypse survival meals you can buy
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Admit it, you've spent many restless nights wondering where the cleanest gas station bathroom in every state was located. Sleep well tonight, my friend
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
A new study on how rats smell may address a larger issue of experiment reproducibility, while at the same creating powerful new strains of body spray
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(Kinja)
 
 
 
To watch Fox News right now is to enter a completely different reality as hosts bend over backwards to avoid mentioning anything about any of the various Trump scandals
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
After Special Counsel was appointed, White House issued measured statement from Trump, which he completely contradicted once he got his hands on his phone and took to twitter to blast as a witch-hunt
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Israel: Marine One is too heavy to land on top of the ancient Masada fortress. Previous Presidents: OK, I'll take the cable car then. Trump: F that, I'm canceling my trip
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Sentient bowtie controlling Tucker Carlson shocked after Lich Queen Kellyanne Conway cancels appearance on his show shortly after the appointment of the Special Counsel
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Retail stores are in a LOT more trouble than it looks as an examination of the balance sheets of the few remaining department stores show they are basically credit card companies that give away clothes, shoes, and appliances to cardholders
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Apparently figuring everyone wil be too distracted to notice right now, Education Secretary Betsy DeVos is set to unveil today her plan to turn US public schools in to a wholly-owned subsidiary of the Amway corporation
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
David Ortiz gives up his secrets on juicing up his investments
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(CBC)
 
 
 
"We need to pivot the news cycle, Mr. President." "Renegotiate NAFTA?" "That probably won't wo--" "RENEGOTIATE NAFTA"
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Uncle Ben is mystified as to why investors ignore political risk until the last possible second. Says the man who invented Helicopter Money
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
An angered Amanda Carpenter, who worked on Eddie Munster's campaign, says the GOP needs to "Cut the crap" and blasts all the Republicans who enabled Trump
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
When was the exact moment you became an adult?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Cookie Cop pulled out of retirement, solves one more case. Suspect's canine companion still on the lam
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Sorry, millennials, but looks like you may have to surrender your trophy for "Most Entitled Generation" to the baby boomers. Don't worry, they'll be dead soon. You can have it back then
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Conservatives whisper "President Pence", Republicans and Democrats whisper back "hahaha, oh wait, you're serious? hahahahahahahahahaha"
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
A photographer waited in a river every night for four years to get that perfect beaver shot. Apparently nobody ever told him about the internet
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Just because people are living longer does not mean raising the Social Security's 'full retirement age' is a good idea
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
School district apologizes for inappropriate comments that inadvertently ended up in a high school yearbook. This is not a repeat from every graduation season since the dawn of the first high school yearbook
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
In a completely shocking turn of events, a white police officer was found innocent of shooting an unarmed black man by an Oklahoma jury
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(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Michael Moore announces Fahrenheit 11/9, his new documentary taking on Trump. Which is good news as it will come out around the same time as the impeachment
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(Heavy)
 
 
 
If Trump is impeached and removed from office, and some of his Cabinet goes with him, who would you like to see end up in the Oval Office? Subby's hope is for President Mad Dog Mattis
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Although Adam Jones' story of Boston racism was backed up by numerous other players who experienced the same including CC Sabathia, David Price, Jackie Bradley, Jr., Barry Bonds, .... Apparently Curt Schilling thinks he's still lying
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Betsy DeVos wants to make education great again by eradicating a critical student loan forgiveness program
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(Torrent Freak)
 
 
 
Second largest torrent site shuts down abruptly, and without any arrests involved. Not that anyone reading this ever uses those
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(Times of Israel)
 
 
 
Ex-Mossad head: US president is like a 'bull in a china shop... If tomorrow I were asked to pass information to the CIA, I would do everything I could to not pass it to them'
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Come with me and peek behind the mystical Great Firewall of China and behold the ancient legendary world of the Click Farm... where all your hyper-inflated rating dreams can come true
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Wed May 17, 2017
(US News)
 
 
 
Experts say the Turkish president's guards may have really farked up by stomping on protesters in Washington, D.C
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Why do we sing the national anthem before sporting events? Make sure to take off your cap before reading
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
Forget about Impeachment, Donald Trump will likely be President until 2024 thanks to the cognitive and behavioral sciences phenomenon called the "default effect"
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(Patribotics)
 
 
 
So former FBI director Comey may have had his FBI computer illegally accessed and had his files sent to Russian diplomats. Nothing to see here, move along citizen. Demented Keebler Elf out front shoulda told you
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
You may want to sit down for this, but it turns out that teams intentionally tank seasons to get better draft positions
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Apparently President Macron had a binder full of women
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Donald Trump is a "clear and present danger." Hey, I remember that book; we need a Jack Ryan to take him down. Willem Dafoe can help too
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Kentucky life expectancy diminishing rapidly, unsurprising given that it is the home of bourbon and Fark
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