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Tue September 30, 2014
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(WebMD)
 
 
 
Junk food cravings now associated with a lapse in the area of the brain that governs self restraint. Which is just a scientific way of saying you have no willpower
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
"Several Britons agreed to give up their eldest child in return for the use of free wifi in an experiment that highlights the dangers of the Internet"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
DC government upset that people are obeying the law
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(io9)
 
 
 
Apparently meteor strikes are seasonal
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Less than twenty-four hours after Tony Romo somehow took the Cowboys 3-0 by defeating the New Orleans Saints, a patient in a Dallas hospital has begun showing symptoms of Ebola. This is not a coincidence
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Supreme Court may eventually have to make a decision about seamen. Clarence Thomas wary of a trap
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Here's a handy rundown of the 10 most insane conspiracy theories: "As silly as they sound, there's something to be said for learning about conspiracy theories. They offer new and unexpected ways of looking at events, even if you don't believe them"
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Apple successfully rips off LA school district for $1 billion in educationally bankrupt iPad 4's at full sticker price, thanks to support of corrupt superintendents. To be fair, Apple never promulgated "don't be evil" corporate credo
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(Power Line Blog)
 
 
 
The embarrassment of our JV president
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(55)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
LA CBS affiliate cuts the second episode of Scorpion off mid-run, airing the season premiere of NCIS: Los Angeles instead. If it weren't for the presence of Linda Hunt, audiences would have been unable to differentiate between the shows
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(The Journal (Ireland))
 
 
 
Good Samaritan who had all the right intentions frees sheep from fence high up on ridge, watches the sheep gracefully tumble back down to the valley
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Senator RAND PAUL's best window for winning the 2016 Republican presidential nomination increasingly looks like it has passed. RAND PAUL is over
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(30)
 
(CityLab)
 
 
 
Duke scientists prove what your friendly neighborhood goat renter always knew: goats are superior to herbicides in clearing weeds and eating reeds
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Fresh after saying the students protesting the conservative white washing of AP history should leave the US, Gretchen follows up by blaming liberals for all the censorship. Frankly, Subby thinks she can go @#$% off
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(BusinessWeek)
 
 
 
Chinese Democracy finally catching air time in Hong Kong as students turn their rage to Eleven
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(79)
 
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Carlton Cuse says that the return of Lost is "imminent"
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Mon September 29, 2014
(National Journal)
 
 
 
Last week Google dropped ALEC due to its stance and actions denying climate change. This week Occidental Petroleum does the same
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Less than a month after her conservatorship ends Amanda Bynes goes back to full blown crazy (Some possibly Not safe for work content on page)
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(60)
 
(Tech Dirt)
 
 
 
Don't consent to a search of your car when pulled over for having snow on it during winter in Vermont? Not a problem - the cops will just steal it and leave you stranded in the cold by the side of the road
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Adrian Peterson asks Viking teammates to beat their opponent. Really whip their butts
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Schizophrenic man spends 30 years donating forged paintings to museums. Apparently, it's not a crime
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Bad Lip Reading presents: More Walking Dead. Featuring flaming cars, and shrimp dogs, and pizza. Oh, and an appearance from the next boy rapper sensation: Carl Poppa
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(LAist)
 
 
 
"Modern Family" director/editor livetweets LAX-bound drunk's inflight ranting. More entertaining than you would think
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Here is the annual "powerful autumn storm to hit the Central U.S. and then move slightly eastward." EVERYBODY PANIC
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(The Braiser)
 
 
 
Celebrity chef Wolfgang Puck is not fan of Top Chef and talent roster of wannabe celebrity chefs, would kick them out if he found them in his restaurant kitchen. "It's amazing how sometimes the people cook terrible food"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
80,000 peaceful protesters Occupied Hong Kong's "Wall St" over the weekend and were subjected to Government threats,Tear Gas, Clubbings and Arrests. On Monday, more showed up
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
If there's one thing that this past week of college football has proven beyond doubt or argument, it's this: The University of Michigan Wolverines are a bad football team
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(Spin Magazine)
 
 
 
The rankings are finally complete for 87 Zeppelin Songs - link for the songs here, howls of disagreement to the right
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(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
Nevada school board holds a public hearing to discuss moving from "abstinence-based education" to a "comprehensive sexuality model." Parents: "You want to teach my 5-year-old how to masturbate?"
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(Human Events)
 
 
 
ACLU and Institute for The Blindingly Obvious team up on study that finds government employees and politicians get preferential treatment from the TSA simply for being government employees and politicians and everyone else is like diseased cattle
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(Peninsula Daily News)
 
 
 
Obama's mind control trucks, fresh from deployment in Ferguson, set to arrive in Washington State next year
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The coolest interactive periodic table you'll see all day. Create compounds, play with properties. Total element of surprise for chemnerds
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(25)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
"The Good2Go sexual consent app encourages sex partners to assess their mutual interest in sex and record their intoxication levels before getting busy"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter #6: Demented and sad, but social
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(The Moscow Times)
 
 
 
Documentary photographer shows what daily life is like in Norilsk, Russia's most polluted city and one of the most toxic places on earth
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Louisiana business gives 10 percent discount to customers who come in brandishing a gun rather than the customary 100 percent
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
What do the residents of Jameis Winston's hometown do when he embarrasses them by his behavior? They go public with their disgust. "It's like a runaway train. You know it's going to wreck, but all you can do is watch. It's terrible and it's tragic"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
In a lawsuit opening today, the former owner of AIG will argue that the federal government violated his rights by asking for too harsh terms when they lent him $182 billion to keep his company, and the U.S. economy, from collapsing
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Reads like a common core math problem: if 645,000 Maryland residents had Obamaphones in 2012. And that is 100 times as many as there were in 2009, and twice the number there who are eligible for the program. How many people are screwing the system?
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(Discover)
 
 
 
Scientists finally explain why your grandma will never find "Borat" funny
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Three-year-old boy receives Iron Man-themed prosthetic hand, video stops just before he accidentally fires repulsor blast (pics, video)
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(BBC)
 
 
 
The Labour Party wants to give voting rights to 16 and 17-year-olds. Next up: voting by SMS using your mobile, members of Collabro to run for Parliament
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
15-year-old boy's letter to the Telegraph about Emma Watson goes viral. Apparently, all it said was "do you have the original of that?"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"Protestant clergy rarely talk about mental illness" Well no one *really* wants to hear them talk about themselves the whole time
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(12)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Article that states Alaska will be the next Florida by the end of the century, due to climate change and migration and that "Detroit will be one of the nation's most desirable cities" on the left. Alaska tag suggestions on the right (Not safe for work content on page)
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(MacWorld)
 
 
 
Preserved forever online for future generations, may I present the perfect crystallization of the term "first-world problems"
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(Tech Times)
 
 
 
New iPhones are actually sturdier than 32-bit toy phones. In other obviousness, Fandroids are more likely to believe one idiot on YouTube than scientific tests
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
If you're a radio personality doing a remote interview from your car, it's only fitting to have your accident live on the air as it happens
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(23)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
California: 'Someone who is drunk, drugged, unconscious or asleep cannot grant consent.'
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Disabled student denied handicapped parking because she drives a hearse
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(NPR)
 
 
 
World's worst club opens in Sweden. "People don't usually dance when they are sober, so it is like an awkward social experiment"
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Worst protests since 1997 currently underway in Hong Kong
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(39)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"Somebody's boots have to be on the ground" How about yours, John? When the f*ck are you going over there? Don't insist American soldiers have to fight a fight that the president doesn't want to put them in unless you're volunteering
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(116)
 
(New Haven Register)
 
 
 
Connecticut state representative Christina Ayala (D-umbass) is arrested on 19 counts of vote fraud
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(Short List)
 
 
 
This kayak is not only transparent but also military-grade bulletproof. Ejector seats optional
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(30)
 
(Montgomery Advertiser)
 
 
 
After a recent poll ranked Alabama the most obese and least happy in the nation, a columnist reminded everyone that it's also all relative
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(55)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
I'll take a Venti [redacted for national security purposes], a blueberry [redacted for national security purposes], and make it quick because [redacted for national security purposes]
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Sun September 28, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
"Love is a concept invented by poor people"
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
"Despite the sheer volume of the problem, some sites are adopting new policies aimed at creating a different Internet culture. In August, the aggregator site Fark.com added misogyny to its list of offenses that could result in a deleted post"
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(13)
 
(Irish Central)
 
 
 
Ireland to be dragged into the twentieth century with the introduction of the zip code
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Denver residents are shocked, SHOCKED that Denny's would charge participants and spectators of the Race for the Cure $1 each to use their restrooms even after the manager announced the money would be donated to a charity
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(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this enthusiastic initiative
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(30)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Researchers design new school lunchroom tray to trick students into eating healthier. Still unclear how the design deters kids from walking off campus for quad stackers at BK
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(52)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Uri Geller reveals real reason for iPhone 6 bending problem: 'mental forces'
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(43)
 
(TV By the Numbers)
 
 
 
It's official: "The Mentalist" will end in 2015 after seven seasons. This is bad news... for your grandparents whose dial is stuck on CBS
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(89)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"As a TSA agent, it's hard not to see the funny parts of a never-ending campaign against a nebulous enemy in which you are issued a terror intelligence memorandum detailing the standard operating procedure for the confiscation of cupcakes"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
One of the Canary Islands is close to its goal of having the entire population of the island use 100% renewable energy
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(72)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Which teams will win the AL and NL Central Divisions? Who will get the 2nd AL Wild Card? Will there be three tiebreaker games on Monday? It's your MLB game 162 discussion thread. Games start at 1PM EDT
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(105)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
In today's installment of 'turnabout is fair play' Justin Bieber busts his eardrum
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(51)
 
(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
The new fad in America...Silent Soccer. Wouldn't want the little snowflakes' feelings getting hurt while playing a game
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(124)
 
(Public Radio International)
 
 
 
Playing in an anti-government death metal band. Difficulty: Cuba
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(14)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Hipster Mormons protest BYU's mandatory student contract that forbids beards
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(122)
 
(San Diego 6)
 
 
 
There are a few places where making a quiet entrance is important and a DWI checkpoint is one
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(50)
 
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Coming to you from Alaska's capital city, it's another round of Livingston Stapler Company Presents. Two hours of music hosted live by a farker
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Turns out, there is a strong economic case for paternity leave. So why don't more companies offer it to new male parents?
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Sat September 27, 2014
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Ford recalls 850,000 vehicles with airbags that are permanently asleep
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(6)
 
(Den of Geek (US))
 
 
 
Is The Doctor hanging out in I.M. Foreman's junkyard again? Has Ian Chesterton become a crusty old dean? Are there still Daleks in the basement of Coal Hill School? Find out on Doctor Who, 'The Caretaker', 9 PM on BBC America
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(102)
 
(Neatorama)
 
 
 
Scary: Going to the dentist. Completely farking terrifying: This ultra-realistic dental training robot
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(18)
 
(Lebanon Daily News)
 
 
 
Start-up airline that has only one plane, a founder who scolds passengers for getting annoyed with service, and charges people for beverages and using the overhead compartments is forced to cancel several flights due to crew shortage
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(13)
 
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
It's not unusual for there to be a close shave in extreme sports. In extreme shaving, it's a requirement
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(6)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this moment of weightlessness
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(23)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Heirs of Jack Kirby receive lump sum payment for winning the genetic lottery
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(32)
 
(Patriot Ledger)
 
 
 
Man fleeing accident scene was not too sharp. The barbed wire fence he climbed was
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(10)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
The Minnow's three hour tour is currently on hour 438.291 and counting
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(54)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Billy Joel's ode to American history, excess, and success, "We Didn't Start the Fire," turns twenty-five. It was arguably one of the best songs of the '80s and a fitting end to the decade that doesn't deserve the scorn it gets
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(204)
 
(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
Pith helmet-wearing Brit, not content to pedal his penny-farthing around the world, continues with a grueling tour of America, including a leg-searing ascent of Glacier Park's Going-to-the-Sun Road in snow and rain. Pip pip cheerio
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(63)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Y: The Last Man movie is dead. That's bad. Shia LeBoeuf won't be playing Yorick Brown. That's good. DC Entertainment fails to get anything except a Superman or Batman on the movie screen. That's expected
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(57)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Less than 48 hours after announcing he was no longer with AC/DC, a source close to Malcolm Young says the guitarist is receiving full-time care at a rest home specializing in taking care of dementia patients
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(50)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Apparently Consumer Reports is hell bent on finding out just how much force the new iPhones will take
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(62)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
If you were one of the gullible sheeple who actually bought into the government's propaganda about getting a mind-controlling flu shot, here are three ways to make it more effective
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(31)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Some people are scared of a place that mines for bros. Also, apparently bros come from a bro mine
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(20)
 
(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
Auto crash video site intended to promote traffic safety becomes viral sensation after being repurposed to display videos of glorious outdoor scenery. "The current big hit is footage titled the 'Dawn of Gifu'"
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(9)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
On a rare occasion, you see a video that makes you stop what you're doing, thinking, even breathing. At that moment, when your heart jumps into your throat, and your nerve endings fire, you realize you're seeing something memorable
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(69)
 
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Chris Christie, apparently desperate for attention, declares himself the second governor of Pennsylvania
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(55)
 
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Comcast looks to improve customer service, says subscribers can expect to see changes implemented sometime between the years of 2015 and 2035
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(36)
 


Fri September 26, 2014
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Russia to seize assets of different oil billionaire, because reasons. "They (officials) are telling themselves, to ease their conscience, that they are doing a high-minded thing by returning it to state ownership"
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(116)
 
(KRON 4)
 
 
 
"A Florida woman may pursue legal action against police and prosecutors after she spent more than a month in jail for possession of SpaghettiOs"
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(145)
 
(Headline News TV)
 
 
 
Man's dream of reaching Pac Man kill screen dashed for potentially the next 15 years
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(35)
 
(Yahoo Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this excitement
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(15)
 
(Hicksville Daily)
 
 
 
Parents: We don't want our kids to read this book because it's pornography. School: We're not having them read the book, just excerpts that don't include sex. Parents: But an enthusiastic reader might read the whole thing. World: *Sigh*
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(125)
 
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Student body to fill Beavers's holes for Tinkle
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(8)
 
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Satan worshipper says prison chaplain treated his religion differently from others, wants $150k and a decapitated chicken for his troubles
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(54)
 
(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Most people would welcome a job transfer to Hawaii. This guy didn't, and decided to torch a Chicago ATC center
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(99)
 
(Universe Today)
 
 
 
Here's a cute video showing all the different ways the planets in the solar system and their moons could kill you
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(14)
 
(Bellator)
 
 
 
Friday Night MMA: 3 live events. Bellator 126, Shlemenko vs Halsey, prelims stream at 6 PM ET, main card on Spike TV at 9 PM ET; Titan 30, Brilz vs Magalhaes, prelims stream at 8 PM, main card on CBSSN at 10 PM; Legacy 35 at 10 PM on AXS TV
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(83)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Complex molecule detected in space. Implement the Omega Directive immediately. All other priorities have been rescinded
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(47)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
That time our writer saw Bob from the Replacements having sex. File under "things you cannot unsee"
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(13)
 
(AL.com)
 
 
 
After an Alabama school board spent $120,000 drug testing students only to have zero positive results, board decides to spend another $25,000 to test even more students
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(135)
 
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Man robs seven convenience stores in eight days, sentenced to nine years of inconvenience
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(16)
 
(Lex 18)
 
 
 
"Doctor Who Ordered Pain Meds, Charged With Patient Death." These Time Lords are getting out of hand
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(39)
 
(Vice)
 
 
 
Deep web service offers to leak your incriminating documents if the government or a corporation assassinates you
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(19)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
An Italian might have discovered a land east of Asia in the 13th century. Old news is so exciting
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(31)
 
(The Epoch Times)
 
 
 
Outraged fans take to Twitter against The Daily Show after one of Tuesday's segments 'went too far.' Difficulty: Not the Redskins story
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(94)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Sex etiquette from the Roaring Twenties
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(86)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Since accepting the Nobel Peace Prize, Obama has bombed seven different countries
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(181)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
US military is so desperate for bodies that it is now enlisting undocumented illegal immigrants
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(85)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Riddle: What event has been declared "too trashy" for Florida, home of the lap dance? Answer: This Christmas parade
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(15)
 
(ScienceBlog)
 
 
 
Scientist discover Earth has an "atmospheric detergent" that helps clean up all the crap we put into the air
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(35)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Virginia's strict new voting ID laws may prevent up to 100,000 eligible citizens from voting in November. "You can tell the motivations by who is working to solve this and trying to educate people and who is not"
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(165)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Jeb Bush, your presidential clock is ticking. Tick tock. Tick tock
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(26)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Hulk Hogan makes his restaurant stop enforcing a dress code that was so strict, he wouldn't have been allowed to enter his own establishment
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(36)
 
(National Review)
 
 
 
10% of U.S. adults are not proficient in English. The other 90% are still wondering what "proficient" means
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(61)
 
(Giant Freakin Robot)
 
 
 
Miles Teller claims Divergent made him feel dead inside. Well, at least he knows how audiences felt
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(27)
 


Thu September 25, 2014
(The Japan News)
 
 
 
In world first, mom successfully donates lung segments to her two-year-old son as part of "segmental lung transplant"
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(11)
 
(Vindy News)
 
 
 
Former Rep. and ferret hair enthusiast Jim Traficant maybe brain dead after suffering heart attack and being ran over by a tractor
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(73)
 
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
How the current CubeSat craze, which allows pretty much anyone to launch a small satellite into orbit, could create a space debris catastrophe
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(36)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
What would you do if you accidentally discovered a way to send phone calls back through time?
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(78)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The best thing about having Kelly Ripa as your daughter-in-law is that sometimes she accidentally sends photos of her in her underwear to you instead of her husband
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(67)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
"A hairless Chihuahua cross has turned up nine days after she went missing at a photo shoot for a Laura Ashley catalogue" (pics)
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(17)
 
(Medium)
 
 
 
The entire history of the Universe -- from nothing to you -- in just ten (not even run-on) sentences
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(38)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Scientists say 30% - 50% of the water on our planet may pre-date the sun. That's right, you've been drinking alien water
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(67)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
A totally fair and balanced look back at the most memorable moments of Eric Holder'ss 6-year reign of criminal terror
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(97)
 
(Science Alert (Australia))
 
 
 
Scientists discover fossils of some of the earliest known multicellular organisms, which lived 600 million years ago and appeared to have been some sort of fruit (pic)
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(7)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Man courageously overcomes the harrowing ordeal of surviving like a broke college student
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(38)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
United Airlines cuts winter flights. Apparently they are still waiting for half the planes to arrive that took off during the spring
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(14)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Massachusetts mom calls 911 to tell cops that she gave a bloody nose to the kiddie porn perv who lives in the apartment below hers
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(112)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Learning the identity of the most-tweeted food in Washington, D.C. will do absolutely nothing to improve your opinion of the people living there
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(32)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Lotus dealers take a moment from trying to start customers' cars to insist they have no plans to pull out of U.S. market in a lurching cloud of oily, black smoke
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(25)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Bitcoin mining machine company spent millions of dollars of customers' money on personal items like guns and massages. The rest they just squandered
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(73)
 
(The Big Lead)
 
 
 
How important was it to Suck for Luck in 2011? It now seems that the entire 2012 NFL first round talent base consists of Luck, Luke Keuchly, Matt Kalin, and a collection of Weeden-esque busts
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(64)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Listen potential employee, yes you have mad skills but look, you're one of those Virgos
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(62)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The U.K. is seeking to criminalize the manipulation of seven financial benchmarks. In other news, rigging markets is apparently still legal there
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(8)
 
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Scotland may still become independent as English politicians outraged at Scottish referendum threaten to vote it out of the U.K
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(26)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Dick Cheney blasts Obama, calling it "outrageous" that Obama would imply there was a "moral equivalence" between ISIS and the St. Louis County Police Department. Good thing Obama didn't actually do that then
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(64)
 
(WSB Radio)
 
 
 
Dreams of Gene Roddenberry's future dimmed as Commerce Department furiously refuses to accept team-building exercise between government and contract workers over a Star Trek matinee
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(9)
 
(The Newspaper)
 
 
 
In 2006 Indiana sold a 75 year lease of the Toll Road for $3.8 billion. The state spent all its money, the toll road operator bankrupted itself betting on interest rate fluctuations, and drivers are still on the hook for tolls through 2081
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
A woman dies while being detained by security officers after entering a meat market and stripping off her clothes. Police wonder if she may have misinterpreted the definition of meat market
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(31)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Robot cheerleading squad showcases sensor technology, opens up entire new genre for SyFy, the History Channel writers
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(15)
 
(The Chemical Blog (UK))
 
 
 
Here's a look at the science of whisky and how sometimes buying a bottle of something that costs as much as a decent used car seems to be a good idea
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(25)
 
(Segment Next)
 
 
 
Rocksmith announces it will release new ports for Xbox One and PS4 this November, allowing people to play plastic guitars at a much higher resolution than is currently possible
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(33)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Scientists harness anthrax to be a chemotherapy drug delivery system
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(12)
 
(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
University of Delaware student claims professor offered her an A for an F
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(68)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Yusef Islam cancels first New York concert in forty years in protest of "ticket tours." Cat Stevens unavailable for comment
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(46)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Influential Muslim Sheik issues a Fatwa against ISIS
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(48)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
We've got a black president. A female president is likely next. A gay president is not unthinkable. But a secular president? Forget it
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hope Solo believes The Fappening went "beyond the bounds of human decency", wishes she could punch the people responsible like they were family members
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(158)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Study finds global sea levels rose up to five meters per century at the end of the last five ice age cycles. Looks like Otisburg and the Costa del Lex are still a "go"
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(92)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
What are the bare essentials in your kitchen cupboards that always allow you to make a meal when there's nothing else to eat?
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(32)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
When you're running to be President of the Navajo Nation, it helps if you can properly speak Navajo so you don't accidentally say "I will crawl or I will spy for you," on the campaign trail
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(32)
 
(WHIO Dayton)
 
 
 
Watch, as the Beavercreek OH police dept kill a kid talking on his phone in Wal-Mart for picking up a BB gun somebody else left lying around. Righteous shoot? You judge. Video is synched with entire 911 call
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(704)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Seven people living in a one-bedroom apartment? Welcome to middle-class living, California style
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(116)
 
(CBS Chicago)
 
 
 
Preventing a school bully from attacking another student? That's a suspension
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(66)
 
(Steam Powered)
 
 
 
Farker's son has an entry in Steam's 2014 Saxxy Awards, and I'll be damned if I'm not proud of him. Take a gander if you like. And if you're logged into Steam, any and all votes for his submission would be appreciated
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(2)
 
(10 News)
 
 
 
While it's understandable that, as a teacher, you may fantasize about programming robots to kill all your students, it's not a good idea to share that fantasy with them
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Wed September 24, 2014
(STLToday)
 
 
 
You're poor, so you have to take out a sub-prime loan. And then you miss a payment. Good luck making it to work because your car won't start
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(204)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Panel of Icelandic experts confirms authenticity of video footage showing the legendary sea serpent, Lagarfljótsormur. Ah, Lagarfljótsormur, how well I remember you from those childhood tales. Lagarfljótsormur, the stuff of nightmares
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(59)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
PETA suggests cannibal be served vegan meals. Talk about cruel and unusual punishment
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(48)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Who could have known a violent sex offender released from prison would offend again? Oh the parole board? Well I guess that's different
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(29)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
That mood manipulation experiment Facebook did? Yeah it was probably illegal
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(41)
 
(The Journal (Ireland))
 
 
 
Will you just look at these extremely rare albino hedgehogs that were just dropped off at the Longframlington hedgehog rescue centre. Say hello to Tughall and Albie. D'awwwwwwwwwwwww
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
In a move that is sure to not doom the human race, scientists release Brazilian genetically modified mosquitoes into the wild. Man, that's a lot of mosquitoes
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(11)
 
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Putting a sign saying "I'm gay" on a student's back can get you suspended. Especially if you're a teacher
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(30)
 
(KRON 4)
 
 
 
Former NFL kicker Rob Bironas allegedly tried to run a couple off the road and then later went on a high speed chase after a group of students before going terminally wide right
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(65)
 
(Mic)
 
 
 
Heritage Foundation: "Liberalism is sex all the time." I'll give you a moment to scrub the image of the Democratic Caucus's non-stop orgy out of your mind
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(111)
 
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Want to live at the top of Manhattan? Got $130 million for NYC's new most expensive apartment?
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(79)
 
(ESPN Media)
 
 
 
ESPN has suspended Bill Simmons for three weeks due to comments he made about Roger Goddell in his most recent podcast. For those keeping track, that's a longer suspension than Goodell initially gave Ray Rice for beating his wife
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(195)
 
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
William Gay of the Steelers gives eloquent response to the NFL's domestic violence scandal
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(39)
 
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Comcast: "Nearly all comments filed to the FCC supported our merger with Time Warner"
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(43)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
How to bring the album cover into the 21st century. No, that doesn't mean someone twerking on the front
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(24)
 
(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Cops say that "forensics" were instrumental in capturing a burglar and by that they mean he left his shoe behind
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(32)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Law enforcement no longer needs a cell phone tower to listen in on your phone. They now have a briefcase that does all that
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(35)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Steven Soderbergh redoes Raiders of the Lost Ark in stunning black-and-white, and replaces dialogue with Trent Reznor. Prepare to have your face melted
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(85)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
There's a scientific reason why all bunny rabbits look alike but you look nothing like your sister
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(48)
 
(Vice)
 
 
 
Bored Canadian government workers are modifying Wikipedia entries to watch their bosses deal with the fallout
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(7)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Nude bronze statues in downtown Houston are getting a rise out of many residents. "I don't think they should put it up there. To me, it's porn"
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(166)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Seattle PD no longer investigating burglary. Apparently, all the officers are tasked with shooting random civilians instead
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(98)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
For the NY sports fan who has everything: Yankees selling Derek Jeter fans his game worn socks to put on display with their authentic Eli Manning jock strap
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(17)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"For the first time, scientists have discovered how to produce ultra-thin 'diamond nanothreads' that promise extraordinary properties, including strength and stiffness greater than any of today's strongest nanotubes and polymers"
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(44)
 
(KPHO Phoenix)
 
 
 
Kids are drinking a potentially dangerous cocktail of prescription drugs and soft drinks called a Dirty Sprite, which is not to be confused with Purple drank, which is not to be confused with Sizzurp, which is not be confused with Codeine Cola
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(96)
 
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Proving that Americans will eat almost anything, man puts every Taco Bell ingredient together and still pleases people. "It's pretty much the best thing I've ever eaten out of a Taco Bell"
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(19)
 
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Unjustifiably fired from a job you were recruited and moved to another country for? That's $31,326 in lost wages, $7000 for humiliation, loss of dignity and injury to his feelings and $766 in reimbursement for changes he had to make to his work visa
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(37)
 
(MassLive)
 
 
 
Don't go trick-or-treating here. Springfield apartment building consists entirely of Level 3 sex offenders
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(97)
 
(DNA India)
 
 
 
Indian Supreme Court rules that not allowing a spouse to have sexual intercourse for a long time amounts to mental cruelty and can be grounds for divorce
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(43)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
"God was with us" says woman moments after her car was destroyed by a boulder flung by God
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(183)
 
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Fat guys found to earn 20 percent less at their jobs than co-workers who don't sweat when they eat
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(49)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
17 years after its first flight, 9 years after entering active duty, and nearly $70B later, the F-22 Raptor has finally flown its first active combat mission
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(200)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
John Kerry, representing the country with the largest prison population on earth and whose states routinely execute juveniles and the mentally handicapped, urges North Korea to shut its "evil" prison system
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(211)
 
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Leonardo DiCaprio addresses the United Nations and demands urgent action on climate change. It's like he thinks he's king of the world
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(231)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
How Groundhog Day caused Bill Murray and Harold Ramis to not speak to each other for twenty-one years
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(105)
 
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Scientists discover that larger animals deter cancer, so eat up
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(6)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
This is why you join stuffy historical societies: to drink century-old bourbon
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(22)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
'Patent trolls' jeopardize innovation, are an all-round pain in the ass for business, study finds
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(28)
 


Tue September 23, 2014
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Colorado students walk out to protest conservative 'censorship' of AP history
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(389)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Apparently, "going postal" is being privatized
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(82)
 
(Yandex.ru)
 
 
 
Photoshop this fashion statement
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(18)
 
(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
Apparently "Don't bite the hand that (literally) feeds you" is a tough idiom to translate into Korean, or North Koreans are far stupider than previously thought as the NK coast guard seizes a Chinese fishing boat and demands a ransom for its return
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(120)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
And here we go, the next installment in Slate's important series, "life tips for total morons"
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(79)
 
(Short List)
 
 
 
10 style lessons from Quentin Tarantino - for when you absolutely, positively have to out-dress every motherf*cker in the room
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(25)
 
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
For 300 years, the house sat there patiently. Until that fateful night, when the family decided to go out to dinner
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(87)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Heavyweight champ Mike Tyson defends, threatens to knock out anyone who touches injured biker until EMTs arrive; apparently what happens in Vegas doesn't really stay in Vegas
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(137)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Canada really is influenced by the United States in things like entertainment, fashion, election fiascos
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(57)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Why do recently discovered dinosaurs have such awesome names (like Khaan, Sauroniops, Raptorex, and Dreadnoughtus)? Because today's scientists are super dee-duper
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(20)
 
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
In addition to folic acid, expectant mothers should add an iron supplement to avoid having babies with Jenny McCarthy Syndrome
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(23)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Man invents mobile keg robot, or as FARKers would call it, "Meals on Wheels"
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(10)
 
(NFL)
 
 
 
James Harrison is coming out of retirement to return to the Steelers, after the NFL's $60K un-retiring fine is taken care of
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(46)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Airlines cracking down on extreme travelers who spend all weekend in the air on meticulously-crafted "mileage run" itineraries that pile up frequent-flier points on one cheap fare
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(79)
 


Mon September 22, 2014
(io9)
 
 
 
Io9 asks: What's The Cheesiest Science Fiction Or Fantasy Movie Of The 1980s? ... link to the left, arguments to the right
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(294)
 
(Amazon)
 
 
 
Me done are written an book have I. Jump two Amazon Kindle too get one "Dream State". Supper science fiction adventure four peoples. Farking swell reed
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(15)
 
(Washington Free Beacon)
 
 
 
In which Hillary asks Alinsky for advice on how to turn America into a Communist nation through community organizing, and how it might be possible to manipulate the electorate into voting for a Black president
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(152)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
If you've recently lost some Afghan military officers in North America, Canada would like a word with you
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(69)
 
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Unlike its creators and writers, the actors of Lost discover series killed their careers. "Some of these folks are actually sitting pretty with cushy primetime TV gigs, albeit mostly on shows your grandparents like to watch after Wheel of Fortune"
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(90)
 
(CBS DC)
 
 
 
Forget JFK, the moon landing, and chemtrails: Kirk Cousins intentionally blew the Washington/Eagles game to avoid a quarterback controversy
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(48)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Only 36 percent of Americans can correctly identify which party controls the House or Senate. The majority know Obama is a Muslim, though
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(128)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
"Such an announcement is not the stuff of a well operated FTSE-100 organization." Well, it *is* Tesco, after all, which managed to make a $400 million accounting error
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(14)
 
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Well, whatever Hauschka was doing, apparently it worked
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(25)
 
(Exeter Express & Echo)
 
 
 
Grandma says she accidentally grew cannabis in her garden. Grandchildren delighted
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(72)
 
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Physicists have used a quantum connection Albert Einstein called "spooky action at a distance" to link 500,000 atoms together in a new state of matter in which all the atoms' fates were entwined
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(47)
 
(Gwinnett Daily Post)
 
 
 
Argument over puppy escalates into a stepfather-stepson sword duel, except only the son knew they were dueling
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(33)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Scientists find high levels of painkillers, cocaine and amphetamines in Canadian rivers. Also, the happiest fish in North America
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(14)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
A couple of guys in tri-corner hats whine about taxes and the media goes wild. 400,000 show up for a climate march and the media stays silent, because they're so liberal you see
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(243)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Scientists create 'evolved' protein that may stop cancer from spreading. Still no cure for cancer
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(12)
 
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are some adult jokes that are found in kids movies. Just in case you thought the Muppets were all sweet and innocent
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(171)
 
(Above the Law)
 
 
 
Biggest tool in law school forces his study group to sign confidentiality agreement with $5000 penalty clause
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(114)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Senator Mary Landrieu proves her dedication to providing constituent services at LSU tailgate party
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(38)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
In the quirky world of MLB, Jerome Williams has pitched for three different teams this season ... and has beaten the A's with each team
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(6)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Next up for President Peace Prize: a trillion-dollar expansion of US nuclear-weapons capabilities
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(93)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
"I've said it before, I'll say it again: When airlines have money for new paint jobs - and they cost between $30,000 and $150,000 per plane - airlines have money to burn. And when airlines have money, there's not a lot of incentive to lower fares"
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(59)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Space X Falcon 9 successfully blasted off to the ISS, carrying the first 3D printer ever sent into space
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(76)
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
The Arizona Cardinals take another solid step in becoming the first team to both host and play in a Super Bowl in the same year. Hop on the bandwagon folks, there's still plenty of room
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(58)
 
(National Post)
 
 
 
Being the Government of Canada does not exempt you from paying your phone bills
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(10)
 
(The Hindu)
 
 
 
Apparently Chapati is irresistible to Sarah Connor
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(24)
 
(San Bernardino Sun)
 
 
 
A high school teacher reassigns classroom seating for some students. A student notices that only blacks were being moved and asks why. The teacher responds, "Because I want to move all the n-----"
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Sun September 21, 2014
(Salon)
 
 
 
The sad, tragic last day of one of comedy's greatest legends, the late, lamented Phil Hartman
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(111)
 
(Adweek)
 
 
 
Scotch whisky makers salute "No" vote, which reduces uncertainty of running lucrative business in an independent Scotland. "The future for this sector will remain bright provided there is no further regulation or taxation on the industry"
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(5)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Twenty-one-year-old Canadian with 114 warrants out for her arrest dubbed the new 'World's Sexiest Criminal' (mug shots, etc)
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(183)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
"The robots will be able to operate on their own and may eventually be equipped with a range of sensors for location and orientation." Of course, the "robots" are the size of insects, so if you have a bug zapper hanging around, you should be OK
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(15)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
We've secretly replaced Secret Service agents with Border Patrol agents at the White House. Let's see what happens
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(83)
 
(WebMD)
 
 
 
Major U.S. food companies to cut 6.4 trillion calories from their products by using healthier ingredients, fewer preservatives, downsizing their packaging by 50%
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(23)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Ray Rice continues grasping at straws to stay afloat this time by claiming that TMZ edited the elevator knock out video. Next he will say the devil possessed him in that moment or he will claim it was aliens. All nut jobs know it was really aliens
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(37)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Like buying energy efficient houses? Have an extra $1.05 million burning a hole in your pocket? Well now is your chance to buy this 'Net zero' home which produces as much energy as it uses (with pictures)
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(67)
 
(NHL)
 
 
 
Crosby and Malkin to miss Penguins training camp. Crosby had a previous engagement donating sperm and Malkin will be busy blatantly violating professional standards of objectivity and fairness
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(22)
 
(The Hindu)
 
 
 
Martians fail to shoot down latest Earth probe, forced to disguise all their cites and monuments as giant rocks again
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(14)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Danny Devito talks about #TrollFoot which looks to be something like foot fetish stuff with pictures of his foot in different places and even one with what appears to be spaghetti on his foot. 'It's like a little art project for me.'
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(20)
 
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Apparently GM found 221,000 cars that escaped all previous recalls
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(20)
 
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Elderly guitarist David Evans wins years-long battle against California environmentalists, can finally build his five mansions on The Edge
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(35)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Calgary and Ottawa are two most attractive cities among new Canadians. Calgary earns praise for leading in economy and innovation, while Ottawa's government workforce has "helped to incubate creative ideas"
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(52)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
NOAA says the summer of 2014 was the hottest in world history. Findings based on ocean temperature, air temperature, number of days Al Gore went without a shirt
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(145)
 
(The Blaze)
 
 
 
Patriot "border-patrol" militias cancel protest that was supposed to shut down all points of entry between the US and Mexico, due to threats from drug cartels. Brave Sir Robin extends his sympathies
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(245)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
So, what is the sexiest accent in the world? Did your favorite make the Top 13?
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(110)
 
(The Dispatch)
 
 
 
The cruel inhumane ingenious bastard who invented the sweet savory brain-freezing torment of our childhoods, has passed away at the way too young age of 74
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(51)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Leaked internal manual shows 'hard sell' used by laser eye surgery companies. 'Buy a package or we'll blast lasers into your eyes' apparently considered a soft sell
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(18)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
You know the California GOP's in trouble when the keynote speaker at their state convention admits she might vote for Jerry Brown
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(153)
 


Sat September 20, 2014
(Den of Geek (US))
 
 
 
Will Clara wind up in a leather catsuit hanging upside down? Can D.I. Alex Drake prevent The Doctor from pulling a Time Heist without the help of Gene Hunt? Find out on Doctor Who, 9 PM on BBC America (earlier in the UK)
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(63)
 
(Contemporist)
 
 
 
Photoshop these exercise enthusiasts
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(11)
 
(Electronista)
 
 
 
Patent troll Linex gets their ass handed to them to the tune of $18.6 million by California judge, who used an April SCOTUS ruling allowing for reversal of legal fees when companies sue on a known-baseless claim
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(33)
 
(Chattanooga Times Free Press)
 
 
 
CIA pinkie swears it is no longer spying on the governments of our friends in Western Europe, and hasn't been for the past two months
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(47)
 
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
"I don't think the President's plan has a snowball's chance in hell of succeeding" says some armchair quarterback who until recently was the Commandant of the Marine Corps
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(191)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Wanderlei Silva announces his retirement via YouTube citing disillusionment with the UFC due to poor treatment of the fighters. No way does it have anything to do with him avoiding a drug test
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(18)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Elitist residents of Machester-by-the-sea regret changing the name of their pretentious village of snobs from simple Manchester
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(35)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Honey Boo Boo's father drowns his sorrow at being caught cheating on Mama June. Drowns it in torrent of McDonald's food, that is
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(75)
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Members of Arcade Fire, The Strokes, and Bon Iver say they have formed a "supergroup." Apparently, they don't know the definition of that word, as true supergroups were bands like Asia, Traveling Wilburys, and Damn Yankees
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(87)
 
(WTSP)
 
 
 
Residents in beach town complain about girls standing around in bikinis
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(174)
 
(Connect MidMissouri)
 
 
 
Judge comes up with novel punishment idea: go stand in the corner
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(8)
 
(Optimal Human Modulation)
 
 
 
"Existentialist finally understands sports." Whatcha got here is a Fark, multi-category, Sport/Geek tab, double-whammy I tell ya. (And for the record, yes, soccer IS a sport)
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(33)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Only game today matching up ranked opponents is also the game everyone is talking about, and not because of the football: #22 Clemson at #1 Florida State. Also, #2 Oregon at Wash. St., #3 Alabama vs Florida, #4 Oklahoma at West Virginia and more
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(872)
 
(Village Voice)
 
 
 
The New York governor's race, now with 100 percent more unicorns
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(31)
 
(The Federalist)
 
 
 
Is Sarah Palin Derangement Syndrome (SPD) real, or just another example of Cargo Cult Conservatism?
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(238)
 
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Pearl-clutching parents petition Ben & Jerrry's over 'Hazed & Confused'" ice-cream name, and not for the reasons you're thinking
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(182)
 


Fri September 19, 2014
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Player One Has Entered The TARDIS
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(13)
 
(Ottawa Citizen)
 
 
 
Researchers find that playing violent video games makes you a better, more rounded person
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(24)
 
(Komo)
 
 
 
A note to parents: don't let your children drink the delicious juice inside E-Cigarettes
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(121)
 
(Medium)
 
 
 
Problem: future crime predicted using mobile phone data. Solution: future arrest sent by text message
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(14)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Ever wonder why Hollywood is out of ideas? Apparently, they shipped all the weird ideas off to Bollywood
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(24)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Woman left brain-dead after colliding with a brain dead moron who was barreling through Central Park on his $4,000 racing bike
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(246)
 
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
It is your Friday Night MLB Baseball thread. Schedule to the left and the comments to the right. Most games are starting around 7:00 p.m. EST
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(43)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Some Islamic asshats beheaded a few people recently, so clearly you can see why people were outraged that Busch Gardens had the unmitigated gall to include severed heads in its Halloween display
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(63)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
And in Canada, the current score is Black Bears 1, Hunters 0
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(38)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Despite campaigning and fundraising for candidates across the country, the Clintons secretly want Democrats to lose control of the Senate so they can implement their reverse-vampire new world order in 2016. This is what Chuck Todd actually believes
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(49)
 
(Foodbeast)
 
 
 
Taco Bell's parent company just opened a Vietnamese restaurant with a communist star logo. Well, five points for effort
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(71)
 
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
The "Wisconsin Poll Watcher militia" is a non-partisan, non-racist, group that just wants to prevent felons from voting. By showing up armed, at polling stations this November with a list of suspected felons, but only in "heavily democratic areas"
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(170)
 
(Western Daily Press (UK))
 
 
 
Man dubbed "Britain's most prolific shoplifter" jailed for 341st time. Note that he was not called "Britain's most proficient shoplifter" (pic)
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(22)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Look how packed the N.J. Assembly is with so many members 'present'
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(19)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
The neutron bomb was invented by a scientist looking for the most humane way of killing
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(56)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Alex Salmond: "Fine, if I can't run an independent Scotland I quit and I'm taking my ball too"
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(64)
 
(My High Plains)
 
 
 
Man takes 1d8 damage from short spear while attempting to burgle the home of a medieval weapons enthusiast
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(174)
 
(WMC 5 Memphis)
 
 
 
For some odd reason, parents want to know how a woman wielding a baseball bat got into their children's school unnoticed. The fact that she was wearing only underwear notwithstanding
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(58)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Good news, guys: someone has finally invented a one-piece suit that combines a jacket, shirt, and pants - all sewn together. "It feels like you're wearing pajamas," enthuses one reviewer (pics)
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(47)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Nine foods you should never eat when you're drunk. Because you're so conscientious about following good advice when you're loaded
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(19)
 
(Celebslam)
 
 
 
Bruce Jenner's descent into womanhood continues. He's trolling us, right?
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(45)
 
(MK Web)
 
 
 
Parents persuaded by council not to name their newborn baby after a transport company
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(30)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee animation student re-creates the "Feed Me" scene from Little Shop of Horrors with stop-motion animation, clay, wires and just a teeny pinch of awesome
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(9)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Six Iranians sentenced to one year in prison and 91 lashes for dancing to Pharrell Williams' song Happy. I don't know about you but that sounds right to me
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(54)
 
(Lowering the Bar)
 
 
 
Kansas lawyer incompetently tries to convince Kansas Supreme Court that he is incompetent, succeeds anyway
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(22)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Chris Christie defends mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, bull dykes, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shiat-kickers, and Methodists
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(96)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
TV news anchor who was fired after referring to Chinese President Xi Jinping as 'Eleven' Jinping, is told to reapply for his job in VIII years
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(49)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Because it's Friday, you're bored, and nobody is responding to that damn email you sent two hours ago: The Fark Weird News Quiz. The quiz more doctors recommend for their patients with unusual swelling
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(34)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Boehner: "And what's the deal with these unemployed people just sitting around?" I'd laugh, John, but I'm too busy applying to 14 different jobs, just trying to survive. But good one. I'll be sure to laugh if you're ever unemployed
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(111)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Here are the 10 Commandments of Tipping. Are you a sinner?
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(16)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Former babysitter of the year candidate who was sentenced to 15 years in prison for leaving a 9-month-old boy in the bathtub unsupervised for an hour while she checked Facebook is demanding a new trial because she's deaf
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(59)
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
"How Harry Reid plans to keep the Senate" Extortion? Holding bankers hostage? "Discovering" dead hookers in his opponent's trunk?
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(21)
 
(ABC 27)
 
 
 
Desperate for attention, Alec Baldwin says he is passionate about green energy
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(17)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
So apparently it's illegal to spank Miley Cyrus with a Mexican flag
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(98)
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
People who were spanked as children say the punishment made them better people in a vain attempt to justify being abusive assholes
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(304)
 
(Monterey Herald)
 
 
 
14,000 American Airlines customer service agents vote to unionize. In other news, American Airlines has a customer service department
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(22)
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Broadcast networks don't offer a sufficient Latino presence on their shows, and they assume every Hispanic finds the antics of George Lopez amusing
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(21)
 
(The Federalist)
 
 
 
"And then there are the comments about my most recent piece from the very open-minded, tolerant, and not at all religiously fanatical readers of the website Fark.com, which are incredibly illustrative". Click to see which submitters were called out
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(581)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Back in the day when a father caught their son smoking cigarettes they would force them to smoke the whole pack to teach them a lesson. Apparently that is frowned upon now, especially if it's vodka instead of cigarettes
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(20)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Farkback Friday: Drew talks about what it was like to start Fark.com, what it's like to be an entrepreneur, what it was like to deal with the site on a daily basis
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(23)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
DC Farkers: Let's get everyone's favorite penguin scientist drunk before we have to dump him on his flight home. 3:30PM this Friday, 9/19 @ Gordon Biersch on F St
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(28)
 
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
The entire Atlanta Falcons team has been suspended under the NFL's domestic violence policy after video surfaced of the merciless beating they placed on Tampa Bay
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Thu September 18, 2014
(Xfinity)
 
 
 
Better ingredients, better pizza, better weed legalization law according to Peyton Manning
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(28)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Apparently falling off a 100ft cliff can really make you hungry
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(26)
 
(RIA Novosti (Russia))
 
 
 
The Russian election observation mission in Scotland says that today's vote is not entirely transparent. Thatsthejoke.jpg
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(22)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Scientists ensure we will never run out of Nutella. Still no cure for cancer
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(15)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
In a perfect nexus of herp and derp, a birther California gun store owner mockingly names an AR-15 attachment after Obama. Oh you better believe he also managed to misspell the President's name
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(43)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Turns out that subby and TFA author apparently know the same "formerly rich" guy living in a cardboard box in the park. Small world
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(19)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Remember when Chris Christie ran as an environmentalist and won an endorsement from the Sierra Club? Neither does he
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(17)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Everybody get out your sad trombones: America's Toughest Sheriff, Joe Arpaio, is being forced to return all the military-grade hardware, including guns, tanks, and helicopters, that he received through the Defense Department's Excess Property Program
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(129)
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
BBC news crew attacked and has all their electronics wiped while reporting on the funerals of Russian soldiers who all mysteriously died from training accidents involving Ukrainian bullets
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(30)
 
(KPHO Phoenix)
 
 
 
Just so we're all on the same page, if you're the school bus driver and a sick student asks you to pull over so he can get out and vomit, don't leave him in a stranger's driveway while he's vomiting
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(42)
 
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Deputy fire chief places his bid to be drafted into the NFL. FARK: His home also houses Imagination Station, a child care center. Police said they removed several firearms from the home, including rifles, shotguns and handguns
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(19)
 
(Discovery)
 
 
 
Archeologists unearth ancient Egyptian woman who had 70 hair weaves when she was buried, making her the first scientifically confirmed yummy mummy
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(11)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Kentucky white supremacist who's running for Senate is betting heavily that voters like slogans that rhyme: 'With Jews We Lose'
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(89)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Texas School Board votes to screw over all TX HS school students taking AP US History or Government by refusing to let teachers teach the test-based curriculum and instead insisting they use TX's new "America, fark yeah" history standards
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(172)
 
(That Eric Alper)
 
 
 
Rush announces 40th anniversary collectors box set - six DVDs, or the equivalent of one song
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(62)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
While the Tea Party screws up government and puts Congress in gridlock, Occupy Wall Street is busy . . . fighting over a Twitter account
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(234)
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Traditional high-end watch making will be put out of business not by smartwatches but by this new oscillator that keeps perfect time, is completely silent and is being miniaturized to replace the workings in wristwatches
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(56)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
National leader makes statement all of us can agree with whole heartedly. Difficulty: It's the leader of Iran
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(106)
 
(Hawaii News Now)
 
 
 
Rural Hawaii residents breathe sigh of relief as lava flow misses their neighborhood on the outskirts of the town... that it's heading straight for the middle of. Dammit
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(48)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Huffington: Everything you say or do in an argument with your partner is abuse
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(299)
 
(KSPR Springfield)
 
 
 
Student suspended until January after school officials found a notebook with details about a hit list and mass shootings. Did I say 'hit list' and 'mass shootings'? I meant cannibis
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(38)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Ben Affleck talks about his card counting incident, says he just wanted to try to make enough money so he didn't have to wind up starring in some crappy superhero film again
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(32)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
How to tell it might be a redneck wedding? It takes seven police departments to break up the brawl that ensues
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(48)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Dogs found to have mental abilities of five-month-old babies, although they think more about steak
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(68)
 
(Discovery)
 
 
 
If you've been using artificial sweeteners to help keep your blood sugar under control, scientists would like you to know that artificial sweeteners don't work the way you think they do
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(41)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Fox News is becoming unhinged, getting outraged over President Obama's vow to destroy Ebola, which they're starting to believe is a militant Islamic group like ISIS or Scotland
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(240)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
One of the smallest galaxies ever discovered has a super massive black hole at its center (w/ helpful artist's rendering)
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(14)
 
(Death and Taxes Magazine)
 
 
 
Today's Mad Libs Headline: Couple's threesome with homeless man turns violent with hamburger meat
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(36)
 
(Air Force Times)
 
 
 
I've topped the wind-swept heights with easy grace where never lark nor even eagle flew-and, while with silent lifting mind I've trod the high untrespassed sanctity of space, put out my hand, and touched the face of
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(84)
 


Wed September 17, 2014
(Guardian)
 
 
 
House of Representatives approves Obama plan to arm Syrian rebels, win second Nobel Peace Prize
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(195)
 
(Sun News Network)
 
 
 
It's not a tum...wait a moment. I'm being told by my producer that it is, in fact, a tumor
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(44)
 
(DNA Info)
 
 
 
Physicist sets out to see if the center of the Universe was nuked from orbit
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Michigan teenager describes her relationship with her parents as "better...we actually have a stronger relationship, now." That's after trying to burn her house down after her arranged engagement to a dude overseas
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
The Parent Television Council has watched hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours of naked people on television in order to come up with the conclusion that there are way too many naked people on television
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(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Yesterday: Stop equating Republicans with ISIS, Republicans don't want to behead their opponents. Today: challenge accepted
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
There is evil, and then there is "Hell is building a whole new wing just for you": 15 children have reportedly died in rebel-held areas of Syria after receiving vaccination with a measles vaccine that was apparently tainted or deliberately poisoned
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
UK jobless rate falls to lowest level since 2008 as more and more citizens are finding employment with ISIS and Al Qaeda
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Canada has the 'Looney.' The US has the 'Greenback.' What's a good name for an independent Scotland's new currency?
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
$68 million in meth and heroin smuggled in fish shipment. Customs officials reportedly became suspicious as the frozen fillets were still twitching
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Hospital admits patient even though she drove through the wall instead of paying for an ambulance ride like she was supposed to
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Epitaph for Radio Shack: A company that "missed almost every opportunity to be the center of the technology revolution... a retailer that had many paths to glory, most of which it took. Yet... it executed all of them badly"
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(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Scientists discover that when the earth was covered with ash and rotting corpses, the trees bloomed
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
So, what would it take to win the attention of Sofia Vergara? Apparently, muscles like these
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Thanks to the Hobby Lobby decision, answering questions from the government about labor practices now qualifies as violating someone's sincerely held religious beliefs
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Walmart: Hey, since we're privatizing all the other functions of government, why not the levying of taxes?
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Pornhub, YouPorn, and Redtube team up to fight for Net Neutrality. "No one wants to wait for porn to load. You're almost there and then-buffering. Moment ruined"
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Scientists conclude that hell is like Iceland
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Corinthian Colleges accused of victimizing students, forcing them to manufacture soft leather products for Chrysler Cordobas
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Schools are shut down and residents on edge as multiple agencies search for the "survivalist" shooter of the PA state trooper barracks. Bonus -4,600 link with factual and grammatical errors
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(The Federalist)
 
 
 
Somebody seriously needs to stage an intervention for Neil deGrasse Tyson. He just keeps making stuff up
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(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Grab your pitchfork, the American Gothic house up for rent again
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So what's it like being caught outdoors during an artillery barrage in the 21st century? Let's go to Donetsk, Ukraine for the shorts-soiling video
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Kentucky voters love the Affordable Care Act, but hate Obamacare