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Sat July 30, 2016
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
When the confetti stopped fluttering, and the lights had turned on, and the crowd had left, and the hall fell quiet, one man at the Democratic National Convention was responsible for popping all the balloons
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(Straight)
 
 
 
Note to undercover cops: If you tell someone you represent a terrorist group that will kill them if they bail on their plan to stage an attack you planned for them, it just might be entrapment
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(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
You're a rescuer who boards a disabled yacht off the Irish coast, with three Norwegian girls bound for the Caribbean aboard. Difficulty: not a Penthouse letter
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Dollar General buys 41 former Walmart Express stores. Apparently the goal is to attract customers who didn't like shopping at Walmart Express because the clientele was just a bit too sophisticated
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Restaurant creates a hamburger using the essential "Three B's" ... Beef, Bacon and Bourbon. "We can't cook enough of them, we have had lines out the door,"
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(seventeen.com)
 
 
 
Apparently T-Shirts are no longer considered proper attire at a theme park
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Most flying car prototypes are either unworkable, unwieldy, or incipient flying deathtraps. Then there's this thing, which makes no pretensions about what it wants to be: simply awesome
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
One hundred days from now, either Hillary Clinton or Donald Trump will be elected president. In such a volatile political year, the outcome is anyone's guess. Come explain why your choice is the obvious choice
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(KRQE News)
 
 
 
Burping in school? Of course that requires police intervention. And of course the Court agrees with the school
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Apparently those leaky pipes in the Australian Olympic team's building were for fire prevention
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Yes, those student loans were fraudulent. But they've been sold off to third party collectors at 4 cents on the dollar, so just pay up, mkay?
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
So, just who is behind the Never Trump movement? Could it be....SATAN?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Donald Trump is upset that during her speech Hillary Clinton didn't take a moment to congratulate HIM for having made history with his nomination ...because...he was the first...Snackfood-American maybe?...to be nominated?
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(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
Many have speculated on how global warming will kill us all. I don't recall any of them mentioning Siberian reindeer anthrax, though
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Fri July 29, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Stephan Jaeger shoots a 58 at a Web.com Tour stop, becoming the second pro golfer to do it in tournament play and the first to do in in North America
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(NECN Boston)
 
 
 
Chipotle marketing department now working for Panera
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(TaxProf)
 
 
 
The average full-time college student spends 2.76 hours per day on education-related activity (leaving only 21.24 hours for Pokémon Go)
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(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
The Democratic National Convention was so poorly organized that only half of the empty interfaith prayer rooms had prayer rugs
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Divers find 17th-century cheese in Baltic shipwreck, hope to locate fine wine in Mediterranean Sea next
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(WUSA9)
 
 
 
Well, for $500,000 you could have sent your three kids to REALLY *nice* schools instead of trying to defraud the District of Columbia by lying about being a resident to send your kids to some of the top schools there. Let this be a lesson. A math lesson
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
One of the DNC's most memorable moments was when the father of U.S. Army Captain Humayun Khan, killed in Iraq, implored Donald Trump to read the Constitution. That is, unless you were watching FOX, in which case you saw an anti-Hillary Benghazi ad
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Australia to update local coordinates over tectonic shift, as it moves seven cm northwards each year. It's true, not only is everything down under out to kill you, even the continent itself is stalking Indonesia
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Danish Pokemon corpse named as violent killer. Man, someome must have leveled him up
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Donald Trump dusts off the old baffle-them-with-bullsh*t routine while discussing tariffs on Ford cars built in Mexico."It would be 35 percent, it may be 10 percent, it may be five percent, it may be 20 percent,"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Treasury Department orders identification of all cash buyers of high end properties in Manhattan, immediately annoying all three people on the planet with enough money to buy NYC real estate with cash
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Dallas Cowboys quarterback Dak Prescott acquitted of DUI, after breathalizer test registers only three tenths of a Manziel
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Sweden's government wants to know why its citizens aren't borking as much as they used to
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(Wired)
 
 
 
DARPA stealing their ideas from Hackers movie. Honeycombs of colored hexagons represent software services running inside the machines, and various colored beams show data flowing into these services. Hacking the Gibson
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Steve Guttenberg emerges from his Stonecutters hideaway to admit he was awed that Bill Clinton is a fan of the Police Academy franchise, though he was a little saddened when Clinton said his favorite movie was Assignment: Miami Beach
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
For the first time since the 2000 election, the Democratic Party platform doesn't include lip-service to protecting the Second Amendment
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Six Michigan state employees criminally charged in Flint water crisis. Potential penalties range from fines, to imprisonment, to being sent to Detroit
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Facebook now has a total of 1.7 billion users. To put it in perspective, that's roughly the entire population of the planet a century ago
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The Democratic Convention was so well produced and received such strong ratings that Trump is now claiming he had nothing to do with the planning of the RNC, that he "just showed up" on Thursday night
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Byron Hamburgers in Britain held a mandatory staff meeting for all its cooks to show them the proper way to cook burgers. When everyone was present, management revealed it was an immigration raid they'd willingly taken part in
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Let's see...kidnap child, enter a stranger's house and steal a cell phone, take off clothes, steal a blanket, crash car while naked, flee scene, get captured by police. Check, check, check, check, check, check, aaaand check
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Researchers file for patent after creating a new brand of solar cell that isn't photovoltaic--it's fully photosynthetic. It actually captures CO2 and uses sunlight to produce fuel
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Sentient eyebrows make host body experiment with graphite and electricity without without getting hurt
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
All the ways Hillary Clinton blew her big moment last night
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Half of Americans sleep less than five hours a night. Apparently, it's hard to fall asleep in bed for more than that after spending the other 19 hours of the day lying around on the couch
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(Salon)
 
 
 
The real decision that should influence your vote: The next president will most likely nominate four Supreme Court justices. Who do you want making that choice?
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Pilot dies in tragic crop duster accident. Police searching for a tall man in a grey suit who was seen loitering in the area just prior to the crash
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(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Apparently Yoga Rage is now a thing
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Blue Apron 3 meals for 2 people. Recipes and pre-measured ingredients to prepare high-quality meals, delivered right to your door. (Sponsored Link)
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
How one Enlightenment philosopher predicted Donald Trump, which is ironic because there is no one less enlightened than Donald Trump
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Good news, OCD Farkers: Here's a complete list of every item in your house that needs cleaned and how often you should wash stuff, down to the air vents. You're welcome
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Reverend wins AR-15 in raffle and now wants the gun destroyed. NRA is currently attempting to save the life of the poor unfortunate AR-15. NRA says don't think of the children, think of the poor gun
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Ford invents the Multiple Container Holder Assembly, US patent number 8,939,491. It's a revolution in cupholder technology. A revolution, I tell you. We're talking Great Disturbance in the Force here
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Scientists aboard the research vessel Nautilus, who are probably all dead already, discover a mysterious living purple orb floating off the Channel Islands near the coast of California
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Thu July 28, 2016
(CityLab)
 
 
 
Computer scientists calculate social-media inequality of Manhattan via Instagram, sorted between tourists and locals. "Among photos shared by locals, the Gini index is 0.49, and 0.67 for photos by tourists"
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Nigerian central bank hikes its interest rate to 14%. Mostly to try and compete with the interest rate of 200% promised by Nigerian princes for just sending them a good faith check of $5,000
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Dysentery makes a comeback for nostalgia's sake
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(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Microsoft announces Windows 10 update will be available in new education edition, including stricter security policies and no Cortana to entice students to do bad things with their PC like install third-party apps
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(ESPN Cricket)
 
 
 
$70 million publicly-financed cricket facility has hosted only two paying cricket events in its first seven years, but this year Broward County expects weekend of Caribbean Premier League matches will get Floridians excited about cricket
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(Network World)
 
 
 
Baguette vending machine is the greatest invention since ... aw, that's too easy
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Nano-scientists have found a way to arrange individual atoms to store and rewrite data. They actually made the discovery last year but the scientists were just so small nobody was aware of them
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Scientists discover how to turn urine into beer. In related news, Anheuser-Busch files patent lawsuit
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Elites, beware: What happened with Brexit is likely going to happen with Trump unless journalists can learn to communicate with the primitive, racist, and stupid people who support him. In other words, All Hail President Trump
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(Southern Poverty Law Center)
 
 
 
Foreign exchange students were supposed to spend a summer learning about American culture, and instead learned about how U.S. businesses like to exploit the poor for cheap labor and skate on paying taxes
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(Politifact)
 
 
 
PolititFact checks Michelle Obama's statement that the White House "was built by slaves." You better believe they received a lot of hate mail
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(Facebook)
 
 
 
Game studio a farker works with is holding a 'devs vs. everyone' test event tomorrow for their upcoming game whose launch event will be used to raise funds for extra-life/childrens miracle network. Sign up, play, help kids: it's just that simple
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
That guy who says if he's president he'll bring the jobs back to America and punish companies that send jobs overseas? Yeah, he just applied for a bunch of "guest worker" visas to import people to mow the lawn and do dishes at his FL country club
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Scientists find cancer in million-year-old fossil. Larry King to seek second opinion
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Zoo elephants are apparently getting sick of our shiat
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Why doesn't anyone remember being a baby? After Freud threw up his hands in despair, scientists still have no idea how to answer the question
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
One more delegate for Darwin: Dumbass sets herself on fire trying to light a U.S. flag on fire outside the DNC convention
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(RedState)
 
 
 
"If Donald Trump were shaped a little differently, he would compete for Miss America." William F. Buckley Jr
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(WYFF 4 Greenville)
 
 
 
Man headed to prison for Venus Flytrap theft, Johnny Fever unavailable for comment
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(Heat Street)
 
 
 
Johnson to gently insert himself into DNC today. Feel the Johnson
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Can you believe it? The media's just not buying that Trump's Russia comments were "sarcastic". The stand-up comedy stylings of Donald Trump were just not coming through
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Angela Merkel is unwavering; infrequent terror attacks will not cause her to shut down Germany's borders and turn away immigrants
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Dios mio: Trump's execs routinely went on golfing trips to Cuba before travel sanctions were relaxed
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
A week after the CEO of Skully, a VR helmet maker, was abruptly fired by his board, the entire company has been shut down and the plug is even being pulled on their website. I guess somebody got a look at the REAL books
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Muslims outraged over apparent insult on kids tv show. Yes, again. No, not that one
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
You are a right-wing political news site. Obama gives a convention speech for the ages. Quick, how do you throw a negative slant on that? Got it: "Clinton at risk of being upstaged"
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(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
Can the new $1 Taco Bell Cheetos Burrito, about to be tested in Cincinnati, rock your taste buds? Sadly, no: "For the most part, the burrito tastes a lot like a number of past Taco Bell menu items given the mostly same ingredients"
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Will there be peace and love in the convention hall tonight? Will Hillary come out swinging? Will Trump live tweet the burns? Does someone hear glass shattering? THIS is your DNC Day 4 thread. "She's got this" edition. (Coverage starts at 4:30pm)
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Stephen Colbert gives Viacom lawyers the middle finger by permanently retiring the Stephen Colbert character and replacing him with his identical twin cousin Stephen Colbert
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
That awkward moment when the Adele drag queen slays more than Adele herself
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(24/7 Wall Street)
 
 
 
Most peaceful state in the US: Maine. Most violent? We'd say it here, but they'd probably stab us and leave our corpse in the trunk of our own car. Then burn it
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(Info Wars)
 
 
 
DNC has to pay people to fill the seats at their convention in Philadelphia
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Rubio: Don't worry, folks. Trump will get better at this whole Presidentin' thing. We just have to elect him first
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
They used to make bullets by pouring molten lead through sieves at the top of a tower. While it was difficult to convince enemies to stand at the bottom of the tower to get shot, the promise of free cake and ice cream was usually sufficient
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(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
If stores are charging five cents per plastic bag to reduce litter, how come there isn't a similar charge on takeout coffee cups?
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(Judicial Watch)
 
 
 
Senior IRS officials knew about the illegal targeting of the 'Tea Party' and other conservative groups years before the information was revealed. This is going to be a heck of a mess for whomever President Trump appoints
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Scottie Nell Hughes, the Bellatrix Lestrange to Donald Trump's Lord Voldemort, goes unhinged when a fellow reporter mentions Freddie Gray was killed by police negligence; according to Hughes, Gray "killed himself by jumping around"
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Scientists discover one true wolf species
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(Politico)
 
 
 
DNC insiders detail the exact moment Debbie Wasserman Schultz went from staunch ally and defender of the liberal ideal to a rogue scapegoat that needed cut from the party like a tumor
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Six weather movie mistakes Hollywood made. Apparently, it's not possible for a tornado to toss sharks on the land. Who would have thought?
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Scientists discover Jupiter's Great Red Spot is also hot hot hot
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose - unless you're a scientist, that is
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Wed July 27, 2016
(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Scientists made 4 clones of Dolly the sheep - and here's what happened to them all. Meet Debbie, Denise, Dianna, and Daisy
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(Guitar World)
 
 
 
Twenty-five years after band broke up and in advance of reunion tour, Jane's Addiction lead guitarist Dave Navarro still disagrees with Perry Farrell on exactly why the band broke up. "It was a very convoluted time"
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(USA Network)
 
 
 
Is Ray just a figment of Elliot's imagination? Is Dominique? Is Leon? Is it still just farking with us? Mr. Robot tonight at 10 PM on USA Network
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(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
Three whiskeys, one hour and a violent end to a Kentucky-to-Charlotte flight. In related news has anyone heard from Drew lately? No reason
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What is one thing that you think would be a challenge for a non-Westerner to grasp about the West/American culture, politics, entertainment, etc?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Lifestyles of the rich and... what? $49 for the entire island resort? Does it have Pokémon? Never mind, you can keep it
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Trolls posing in threads and articles as Trump supporters may be workers for Russian intelligence services. Can be outed by typing "Donald Trump's vodka was great But Poland is the true inventor of vodka"
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
The best part of this guy's cooking show is where he just shuts up and cooks. Also that's the entire show
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
If you were afraid there was something bad in the water making Floridians act strange, now you don't need to worry: State environmental regulators vote 3-2 in favor of new rules to allow more toxic chemicals allowed in Florida waterways
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(Photo District News)
 
 
 
If you are going to illegally charge money and sue folk for copyright infringement for images for which you don't own the copyright, do try not to sue the actual copyright holder
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
NFL experiments with new field goal rules
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(Boomstick Comics)
 
 
 
The inventor of laser tag has a new game platform that might involve sharks with lasers attached to their heads
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(Fox 5 Atlanta)
 
 
 
Jack Davis, a founding talent of MAD Magazine, dead at 91. You've seen his work
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(Politico)
 
 
 
In the 12+ hours since Bill Clinton gave his convention speech, there have been exactly ZERO news stories analyzing whether he plagiarized any part of it from any other First Gentleman's convention speech--and you say the media isn't baised
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
A look back: In the bygone, backwards days of 1955, merely saying that a woman will be President some day was considered "offensive." Wait, sorry, my mistake. 1995, not 1955
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Let's review: the First Amendment does not give you the right to threaten people with death without consequence
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Federal Reserve will not hike interest rates. Your 0.05% money market account continues to remain a solid investment
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Georgia entrepreneur wins $3 million in the lottery, winds up building a meth empire
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(Billboard)
 
 
 
Justin Timberlake slapped at tournament. I don't know what sport this is, but I'm in
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Donald Trump is now openly championing a foreign government hacking the US State Department. But whatever, Hillary has cankles and his presidency will be so full of LULZ
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's grandiose RNC entrance was spoofed and made infinitely better by Elizabeth Banks at the DNC
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Name the Hollywood diva who makes restaurants play her songs as she enters: A) Mariah Carey B) Mariah Carey C) Mariah Carey
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Mobicip Family Premium: Lifetime License. 5 device Parental control for iPhone, iPad, Mac, Android, Kindle Fire, Windows, Galaxy Nook. Finally stop what your kids are doing. Who is this Jack Septiceye anyway? (Sponsored Link)
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Election OUTRAGE AS Billionaire Koch Brothers pledge $25 million to buy the 2016 Presidential election. Oh wait. Who? Never mind. Nothing to see here. Move on
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
"Weiner says he would beat Trump Jr. like 'rented mule' in mayoral race" Heh heh, headline said 'beat weiner'
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Demi Lovato gives a speech at the Democratic convention in Philadelphia about mental health. Because what better place to give that talk than the city where they booed the Pope and threw snowballs at Santa Claus?
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
DNC convention exposes Trump's 9-11 fund scandal. Apparently, taking money earmarked for damage relating to the 9-11 attack when you have no damage relating to the 9-11 attack is a bad thing
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Chinese government bans online news reporting; Hillary, Trump seen taking notes
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
For the second time this month, Trump has cancelled a roundtable meeting with influential Latino leaders in Miami. You know, if he keeps this up, they are going to start to think he doesn't like Hispanics or something
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Science explains why small talk is so awkward - and so essential. So, how about this weather?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Great news everyone: it appears that NO ONE was responsible for killing Freddie Gray. He apparently just ended up dead in the back of a police van with a broken neck completely by magic
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Company invents new written art form where short segments of a story are released every 4-6 weeks
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(Adweek)
 
 
 
Protesters dump water on Geraldo Rivera during one of his live segments outside the DNC
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Hillary might win this November, but we'll still be #96 in female representation in our government
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Fox News cuts to commercials, commentary, and pretty much anything else in order to avoid giving the mothers of children slain by police officers any air time because Fox won't ever admit Black Lives Matter
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(Military Times)
 
 
 
Poll: Americans think more than half of vets have mental problems. Vets scan Fark headlines, are pretty sure more than half of Americans are fat vapid farksticks who couldn't last 20 minutes in basic training
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Ladies and Gentlemen, Ann Coulter
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
The Duggar's sixth child Jinger Duggar announces her engagement to- hold the fark on "Jinger Duggar?" JINGER? Are these kids or Star Wars characters?
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(Tales of the Cocktail)
 
 
 
Some of the worst drinks ever invented include a whiskey and sarsaparilla cocktail, pancetta-fat-washed bourbon, and a beverage made with the ingredients of a Waldorf salad
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(Time)
 
 
 
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe... All those moments will be lost in time, like tears...in...rain. Time to die
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Tue July 26, 2016
(Tech Insider (IO))
 
 
 
If you've got cash, you can take forever alone to an entirely new level
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Uber's latest in edgy, new economy 2.0 tactics? Hire unlicensed private investigator to fraudulently dig up dirt on, harass, and intimidate lawsuit plaintiff and lawyer
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(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
Man visiting Daytona Beach gets stabbed by violent rando, immediately proposes to his girlfriend because the Florida tag wants what the Florida tag wants
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(The New York Observer)
 
 
 
The history of the traffic stop shows the way the automobile fundamentally changed the relationship between the police and the citizenry
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(13 News Now)
 
 
 
Apparently there's at least one barricaded gunman who hasn't gotten the "bomb squad robots can't be trusted" memo
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(Politico)
 
 
 
In a shocking development it turns out that state parties received less than one half of one percent of the $82 million DNC donors supposedly gave them
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(Politico)
 
 
 
You know that Trump rant about Mexicans being rapists and criminals. Trump planned that, but didn't tell anyone, as Trump recently testified. Also, Trump spends half his time RIGHT NOW testifying in lawsuits
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Scientists find genetic clones age normally, still can't shoot straight
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Trump won't release tax returns because it shows his Russian connections, his bromance with Putin. Is America really going to elect a secret Russian spy as President?
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(Center for Public Integrity)
 
 
 
Meet the federal government's ultimate dumpster fire
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Soylent is proudly made with GMOs, not people as previous assumed
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
RNC invites expert to Philadelphia to talk about Hillary Clinton's foreign policy politics. And by "expert" they mean former contestant of Donald Trump's television show 'The Apprentice' Omarosa Manigault
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Why don't schools teach that the Declaration of Independence spends twice as much time denouncing slavery as it does taxation without representation?
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(Awful Announcing)
 
 
 
People are upset with Michael Jordan's anti-violence statement and two $1 million dollar donations because of course they are
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(Some Brasileiro)
 
 
 
Who's the IOC going to sue next for trademark infringement? Cocaine dealers
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
At a "townhall" meeting in Roanoke, VA, Donald Trump attacked Senator Elizabeth Warren saying "she's got a fresh mouth" but he DID manage to avoid calling her "a broad", so I think for him, that counts as "acting presidential"
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Better parenting through tasers
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(Modern Readers)
 
 
 
A century from now, doctors will use bacterium-like microbots to perform surgery. Just kidding, they're already testing it in Europe now
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
As the Royal Navy prohibits Facebook on subs and loses recruits, the U.S. Navy uses Pokémon Go to lure new recruits to become Pokémon masters. "This is somewhat different from the official mission of the Navy"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Who DIDN'T Trump attack at the convention. Apparently Trump won't mess with Michelle Obama. Either that or his practice tweets were so racist that none were sent
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Apparently, "Bork bork bork" translates to "Swedish children's condom haggis"
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(Houston Press)
 
 
 
Since you probably missed it but are dying to know how it went, here is a wrap up of The 2016 Gathering of the Juggalos
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Remember when the Texas grand jury set to investigate Planned Parenthood instead indicted the two behind the videos attacking PP? A judge has dismissed those indictments
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Scientists double power output of terahertz laser, which will be useful for sweet baby Jesus just no
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Giving cops free hugs is all good until you find the mentally unstable one on a power trip
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pope Francis is going to need to pack his ass-kicking boots for his visit to Poland, where the Clerical hierarchy is none too pleased with his reforms and deeply entwined with anti-immigrant right-wing nationalists currently running the country
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Bad Lip Reading covers Ted Cruz's RNC speech, making it the most comprehensible part of last week's convention
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Rich kid's parents let him play with their money. Kid buys popular stocks, gets lucky, and still does a worse than a total market index fund. Of course CNN is amazed
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
The rare headline question that can be answered with "Yes." Live and in its natural environment
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(The Week)
 
 
 
The moment we've all been waiting for "I'm Al Franken, Minnesotan, senator, and world-renowned expert on right-wing megalomaniacs. I got my doctorate in Megalomanic Studies from Trump University"
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(The Daily Signal)
 
 
 
The unseen side of the Second Amendment
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Andre The Giant drinking stories are arguably even more legendary than his accomplishments in the ring - here are six of the best
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(Chemical & Engineering News)
 
 
 
Rapamycin was first discovered when scientists sampled fungus-resistant bacteria on Easter Island, spent a few years next to a worker's ice cream (in a container labeled "DON'T EAT"), and is now being investigated for its anti-aging potential
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(WBTV 3 Charlotte)
 
 
 
As Republicans keep telling us, good politicians are in danger of losing office due to voter fraud. Just look at Charles Jeter, Republican member of the North Carolina House, who resigned after it was found he voted in two different states. Oops
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Why does Putin hate Hillary so much? I mean, other than the fact that she spoke out for Pussy Riot during their imprisonment and challenged the legitimacy of Russia's elections as well as their state controlled media. You know, statesman stuff
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are the ugliest uniforms in the history of all sports, and apparently there is no love for stripes on this list
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(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Scientists studying he DNA of Australian Aboriginees "found sections of DNA that did not match any previously identified hominin species." in their genes. Meaning they found time to fark a completely separate race of humans on the trip from Africa
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Man forced to teach police about Bitcoins as punishment for stealing Bitcoins
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Mon July 25, 2016
(San Bernardino Sun)
 
 
 
"Is that red fire retardant dropped from planes during wildfires safe for humans and the environment?" hmm...question mark in the title
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(Redline)
 
 
 
Headline:"A potential Donald Trump presidency should scare online poker enthusiasts." In related news: If 'online poker' is your main concern in case of Trump winning the election then you have some seriously messed up priorities
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(Adweek)
 
 
 
TGI Fridays new commercials are based on the hit musical "Hamilton." Apparently they got the idea from how Korean restaurants were able to tie in to the success of the Broadway run of "Cats"
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
"Algorithm accident" caused Facebook to block links to Wikipedia/DNC email dump. According to Facebook, .... may have incorrectly determined the links to be malicious or spam. Which raises the question, what on FB isn't spammy or malicious?
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(Vice)
 
 
 
The metadata show that the Russian operators apparently edited some documents, and in some cases created new documents after the intruders were already expunged from the DNC network on June 11
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Buyout funds value SABMiller's portfolio of central and eastern European beer brands, likely to be divested for antitrust reasons, at $7.7 billion. For their beer, it's more like rent than buy
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(Investors Business Daily)
 
 
 
VIDEO: Nancy Pelosi says delegates booing Hillary is no big deal, it's just like the '80 and '84 conventions... when Dems went on to get slaughtered
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(CNN)
 
 
 
President Obama accidentally admits to being part of ISIL
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(Dallas Observer)
 
 
 
How to act drunk. Soon to be revised into a Fark.com Community Players how-to pamphlet and FARQ posting guidline update entitled "How To Act, Drunk"
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(Celebuzz)
 
 
 
Instagram figures out how to make money - develops a bulk erase algorithm to delete troll comments. You too can buy it if you are as rich and famous as Taylor Swift
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Hillary the mobile game will let you run your own presidential campaign and private email server
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man who spent $100k on plastic surgery to look like Justin Bieber surprisingly didn't die of shame
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Call girl songs, Congressional sisters, and getting hot for teacher... the Democratic Convention is turning out to be MUCH more interesting than last week's. This is your DNC Day One Part 2 thread: come for the chill, stay for the Bern
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(OilPrice.com)
 
 
 
When governments and oil companies squabble over 53.4 billion in lawsuits, the rest of us want to watch the world burn
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(Fruitnet)
 
 
 
Knott's Berry Farm reclassified from "amusement park" to "research facility"
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
At a rally today, Donald Trump took a moment to thank his friends in Russia and China for hacking the DNC
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Companies using "reverse mentoring" to help older employees learn from Millennials. Subjects to include Snapchat, living with your parents, and just what the heck a Pokeman is anyway
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
His First Post-Convention appearance on "Meet the Press" was a chance for Trump to pivot to center and walk back some of his extremist rhetoric. Instead he said he wanted to EXPAND the Muslim ban and doubled down on withdrawing from NATO AND the WTO
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(iNews (UK))
 
 
 
Welcome to Fark's Geek Tab. We have discussions about space law as it pertains to extra-terrestrial mining claims. Sounds dull, but people will be offering to shoot each other in the face a few dozen posts in, it's not THAT different than Politics
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Next on Behind the Transformers: Megatron gives up his war with Optimus and follows his dream of being a waitress, until racist comments get him fired
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
The Republican National Convention: Liberal Redneck edition (Not safe for work language)
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
Trump's supporters aren't sending him to run the government, they're sending him to break it
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump says it's a "joke" that Putin had the DNC emails leaked to help Trump's campaign. I mean just because Trump has praised Putin and his business empire is entirely dependent on investments by Russian Oligarchs; why would Putin help him?
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(Polygon)
 
 
 
Serial-killer worshipping gamer who may or may not have wanted to visit Blizzard Entertainment with an AK-47 may or may not get five years in the can
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Don't like the Presidential candidates and want to move to Canada? Here is how you can apply for Canadian citizenship
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(Fark)
 
 
 
TFer just launched his first book on Amazon, an epic high fantasy adventure. To celebrate, $5 Total Fark sponsorship for the first 20 people to download it Details in thread
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(AP)
 
 
 
Reporter sits down at Ritz Carlton bar and talks with white supremacists at Trump convention. "We'll help them go somewhere else. I'm not a maniac," Spencer said of the minorities he wants to eject from the country"
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Move over kale. Scientists now think cockroach milk could be the superfood of the future
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(Sunday World)
 
 
 
50 Cent wants to host Top Gear. Sure, why not? Can't be any worse than Chris Evans
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
"The mainstream media covering the Democratic National Convention is under fire for fawning over Hillary Clinton and portraying Donald Trump's supporters as knuckle-dragging cave dwellers"
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(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Scientists ponder why humpback whales repeatedly save seals from becoming Orca chow
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
"Your kid kicks my seat in the movie theater. I pull a gun." It's the Kentucky way
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Apparently, police can get a confession about nearly anything when allowed to electrocute a man's penis
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(CBS Dallas/Ft. Worth)
 
 
 
Texas whodunnit: A) neighborhood hooligan, B) smooth criminal, or C) her parent for publicity?
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(The Local)
 
 
 
German and French leaders after 9/11:"We declare our full support to the U.S. Today we are all Americans." GOP presidential candidate after terror attacks in France and Germany: "It's their own fault and we should not let them into our country anymore"
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Suspect opens fire at Fort Myers nightclub event hosting teenagers. Two dead, over a dozen wounded
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Well, somebody is going to find out if you leave your family and start a new one using a dead man's identity eventually, won't they?
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Sun July 24, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Are summer "camps" the best way of helping disadvantaged students catch up? And "why" are there these quotes? Are "these" "educational" "camps" or maybe "re-educational" "camps"? They're in "Siberia" aren't they
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"Genius dog presses car horn and howls impatiently for owner's return in hilarious footage filmed by laughing bystanders on slow news day" (w/ pic of genius dog at work, turn down your speakers)
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Too many people with clothes on are hanging out at our beach, complains Canada's nude beach enthusiasts
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
This is what happens when you fall asleep at a cricket match. This must happen a zillion times per cricketing googlie or whatever, but this one was apparently epic (pics, video)
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
All guns banned at Democratic Convention. Excuse me, did I say "guns"? I meant "vapes"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW driver? A BMW driver just prevented more damage in another German terror attack
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Donald Trump says he guesses he wouldn't vote for former KKK Grand Wizard David Duke ... but it depends on who his opponent would be, so at this point Trump can't commit either way
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Former Argentinean president Cristina Fernandez denies corruption allegations against her and says one of her top aides trying to hide millions of dollars in gold and jewels at a convent is a routine thing that happens in all governments
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(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
In true sports entertainment tradition, Jeff Gordon's "retirement" only lasted eight months, and he's back to try to tongue the bricks again as the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series comes to Indianapolis Motor Speedway for the Brickyard 400, 3 PM ET on NBCSN
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Since today is apparently trailer day on Fark, here's a first look at BBC America's upcoming "Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency" with extra-Frodo goodness
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(RealClearPolitics)
 
 
 
The first post-convention national poll is out, and Trump's bounce has put him all of... (drumroll, please) ...two entire points ahead of Clinton
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
A week after a coup attempt, Turkey's Erdogan decides that he doesn't really need a Presidential Guard
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
It took a lot of navies to try and sink the Royal Navy throughout the centuries but it took Facebook one good kick in the nannypants to make it happen
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
The hippie economics of Jerry "Moonbeam" Brown are so business-hostile that California now leads the United States in GDP and employment growth
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Well, that backfired...the GOP's most influential donors have turned their backs on Ted Cruz for his seeming pettiness at the RNC
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
CNN commentator: Am I going to have to brush up on Dora the Explorer to understand speeches at the DNC?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Following the Wikileaks dump of DNC emails, chairwoman Debbie Wasserman-Schultz has been nixed from her convention speaking slot to avoid the spectacle of furious Berners giving her the Ted Cruz treatment
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Entire Russian team to be banned from Rio Olympics due to state-sponsored doping scandal. This should go ever well
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
How big will Trump's post-convention bounce be? Well, you know what they say about a man with small hands
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
If Trump is elected president, Americans will suddenly get hit with the gold bug
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(Fox 4 News Dallas)
 
 
 
Sure, that's a homemade waterslide, but that's usually not a problem. Well yes, it's next to a steep embankment, but we still don't think that's a problem. What could possibly go wrong?
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Remember when you were 5 and you'd throw a fit when you didn't want to wear the clothes your parents laid out for you? Chris Sale remembers
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News thinks it's hilarious that the planet could be destroyed by global climate change which is why they think Kerry's statement about air conditioners is so darned funny
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Would you believe me if I told you Trump's finances have become highly reliant on money from Russia, most of which has become increasingly concentrated among oligarchs close to Vladimir Putin?
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(Sacred Artichoke)
 
 
 
Our host isn't in the studio tonight, but for your listening enjoyment here is an archived Livingston Stapler Company Presents show from August 24, 2013
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Sat July 23, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Aberdeen resident gets surprise million pounds of curry: "I looked at the receipt and then he looked at it and he just said 'oh my god what's happened, what have you done my friend?"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Places you should not play Pokemon Go #113: During a government briefing on Isis
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(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: UFC on Fox 20, Holly Holm vs Valentina Shevchenko, co-main Edson Barboza vs Giblert Melendez. Fight Pass prelims at 4:30 PM ET, prelims at 6 PM ET, main card at 8 PM ET, both on your local Fox stations
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(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
Bruce Springsteen plots "very different" solo album
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Want to make it easier for your doc to check your intestinal health? How about a tall, cool glass of fluorescent spinach?
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Russian adventurer goes up, up and away in his hot air balloon to break the world record for fastest solo circumnavigation of the world
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Yes, the Russian Paralympic team is doping too, because we apparently don't get to have a single nice thing in the whole wide world
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Ghost Rider is going to give the Agents of SHIELD the penance stare
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Fri July 22, 2016
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Appeals court rules that Vice Presidential candidate Mike Pence is not allowed to throw women in prison for choosing to have an abortion
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
NBC's upcoming hockey TV schedule was apparently designed in 2010
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Firefighters evacuate apartment complex due to a strange odor caused by boiling liquid. Was it A) meth B) hash oil C) urine
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Scott Walker waits till Friday afternoon to announce his new appointment to the Wisconsin Supreme Court, why would he do it on a Friday afternoon? OH lordy.. that is not good
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Fark.com and 90% of media: GOP convention was a total disaster. Reality: Trump gained 5 points and is now in a virtual tie with Hillary Clinton
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The message of Ivanka Trump's well-received convention speech basically boils down to "Ignore all that crazy shiat that's always coming out of my Dad's mouth. Me and my brothers and sisters all turned out okay so how crazy could he really be?"
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Apparently orgies are really, REALLY smelly according to the online community
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The 2016 RNC was the worst convention in American history
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Republican vice-presidential nominee Mike Pence thinks condoms are too "modern" and a poor defense against STDs. Never mind that they've been in use for 11,000 years and proven effective against STDs since at least the Renaissance
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(ARCA Racing)
 
 
 
Looking for some entertaining short track racing and a lot of crashes and cars that probably shouldn't be raced? Well look no further, as the ARCA Series comes to Indianapolis Raceway Park for the Sioux Chief PowerPEX 200, live at 9 PM ET on FS1
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Atheists sue Kansas City over providing 25% of the funding for a Baptist convention, noting that if they need transportation that badly, they can pray for God to rapture them to and from the arena
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(CNN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Hillary Clinton is going to announce her vice president pick and BAH GAWD IT'S KAINE
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Donald Trump says he won't accept the endorsement Ted Cruz has refused to give him
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Scientists document wild birds 'talking' with humans for the first time, tweeting in 140 chirps or less
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(Lincoln Journal Star)
 
 
 
And young Raven, chipped ere fleeing, now is sitting, still is sitting, In his lost Nebraska palace, looking out the patio door; After miles and miles of journey, he sits contented on the floor; Unleash Raven nevermore
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Real estate agent finds 2 women and 63 cats living inside a house and a van, took care of the issue and now plans on selling the property for twice what it is worth
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Suspects sought for stealing shipment of hats. Scout, Heavy and Demoman seen shaking fists in rage
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
So yeah, we're totally not on the brink of WWIII or anything but Russian bombers DID intentionally bomb a base in Syria used by US and British special forces, to "pressure the White House to cooperate with its forces"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Hypnotism is the latest parenting trend. These are not the cookies you're looking for
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Starbucks no longer wants to discuss social politics with you while you wait on your venti iced skinny hazelnut macchiato, sugar-free syrup, extra shot, light ice, no whip
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
5'5", 120-lb woman files domestic abuse charges against 6'0", 225 lbs man. A man who currently has the NFL's top-selling jersey
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(24/7 Wall Street)
 
 
 
Apparently, the exact amount of time it takes men to relax after a hard day's work is 10 minutes and 49 seconds
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Apparently tired of Donald Trump stealing all his best material, David Duke announces he's running for the U.S. Senate seat in Louisiana
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(Exstreamist)
 
 
 
In today's 'By George, I think he's got it' department: Fans are not leaving Netflix because of the rate increase. They're leaving because of the content decrease
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
With the convention in the bag, Trump hits the campaign trail too bolst-- LOLNO, he's back to linking Ted Cruz's dad to JFK's death
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Apparently a 'Bezoar' is not just a byproduct of Harry Potter and is worn as jewelry in some cases
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(BBC-US)
 
NewsFlash
 
Police in Munich responding to reports of shots fired at a shopping center. Update: six killed, suspects still at large
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
The recent success of Pokemon Go was too much too fast, for Pikachu. That rosy-cheeked bastard is back on the sauce.. and it ain't pretty
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Right wing radio host says that because Donald Trump allowed Sajid Tarar of American Muslims for Trump to deliver a closing prayer on the second day of the convention, Trump let a "Demon-God" into the GOP
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(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
Edward Snowden has gone all in and truly betrayed his country and principles by becoming an agent provocateur for the Russians
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
L.L. Bean recalls children's water bottles for possible lead content, sending a scare into all four parents whose kids actually drink water
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Google search results for "third party candidate" spikes 1,150% after Donald Trump formally accepted the nomination for president
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(Investors Business Daily)
 
 
 
Reagan was a no-show at the GOP convention this year
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Quick brainteaser can test how logical you are... and only four percent of people can solve it
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Japan finally gets Pokemon Go; it took time for Nintendo to create custom skins for the release, as Pikachu looks weird wearing a schoolgirl uniform and they replaced pokeballs with tentacles
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(Vox)
 
 
 
If you're not afraid of this guy becoming president, you're not paying attention
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Bad news, everyone. Scientists have not only linked booze to sudden late night thread deletion, but also to seven different kinds of cancer: mouth and throat, larynx, esophagus, liver, colon, bowel, and breast. CHEERS
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
"Donald Trump just finished an acceptance speech that was by far the worst in modern American presidential campaign history"
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Teen sues because Wisconsin school plans on making transgender students wear green wristbands. School says they were going to actually burn a "T" into the students' foreheads, so stop complaining
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Belfast, Maine adds permanent pickleball court. What's pickleball you ask? "It's the fastest growing sport in America"
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Thu July 21, 2016
(The Japan News)
 
 
 
That moment when you realize you should have read the exclusions clause in that old glory policy you bought
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump's comments on NATO were too crazy for even John "Disband the UN" Bolton
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Charlotte schools suspended nearly 1,000 students last year. Fark: Just from the Kindergarten through 2nd grade classes
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Two-day shipping now comes with half a percent of your student loan
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
TSA agent mistakes "security theater" for "security peepshow"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump campaign chairman coyly denies encouraging boos for Ted Cruz at Republican convention. Nudge, nudge ...boo, boo
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Please stop tweeting your disagreement with Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell to Mitchell McConnell Insurance in Saint John, New Brunswick
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Military troops favor Libertarian candidate Gary Johnson for president over Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton. Ron Paul thinks Gary is winning
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Silk Road Rally competitors enter the Gobi Desert for the toughest and most picturesque stage of the 7,000km race (great pics)
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
US Virgin Island representative has sex tape leaked, no word on plan to run to represent Whore Island instead (if it were a real place that is)
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
"Donald Trump's Convention Is Flirting With Disaster" From what subby's seen, we've long passed flirting and are already into the pegging stage of the relationship
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Here are the rules about kissing at political conventions
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Look, this whole "Police officer shooting the Black therapist who was laying on the ground with his hands in the air" thing is just a big misunderstanding. The cop was TRYING to shoot his unarmed, autistic patient and missed is all. Feel better?
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Will Trump unify the party? Will he go off the rails and call for the arrest of non-believers? Will anyone care if he does? *drops balloons* Congrats. You survived 4 days of this convention. THIS is your RNC (Day 4) Thread. Coverage starts at 7:30pm
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(Fox 21 News)
 
 
 
Man claiming to be Jesus Christ stabs man he says is the devil. "The role of mental illness could be key in this situation"
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
NASA has given the Curiosity Rover the autonomy to choose its own laser targets. The next image sent back was simply the word "SOON" burned into the Martian landscape
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
The latest odds on Trump's speech tonight, including if he will mention China at least twice (6-to-5 he will), if he'll discuss 'Black Lives Matter' (2-to-5 he won't) and if he'll talk about Bernie Sanders before Hillary Clinton (4-to-1 he will)
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Meredith McIver, whose FB page went up two days ago, might be Trump's Katrina, but is more likely his Madea
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
At 93, decorated WWII vet, former Senator and presidential candidate Bob Dole has finally slipped into senile dementia
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Nintendo says they will join forces with McDonald's Japan to help sponsor imminent launch of Pokemon Go, sends MCD stock to 15-year high
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(Village Voice)
 
 
 
The RNC had a Twinks for Trump event. And I thought he was just into incest
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(The Federalist)
 
 
 
Breaking News: Idiot Trump delegate wants to put Hillary in front of a firing squad. Apparently Not News: Idiot Hillary delegate actually shoots husband, charged with attempted homicide
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Without access to a river of cheap and available handguns, British residents forced to settle personal disagreements with chainsaws
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(Nature)
 
 
 
Scientists map human brain into 97 discrete areas of functionality, previously unidentified as the succulent morsels of tasty goodness that they are. Mmmmmmm
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Now that Manafort's done lying about Melania's plagiarized speech, it's time to lie about Donald Trump's NATO statement
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(RealClearPolitics)
 
 
 
Generally, your convention will give you a bump in your poll numbers. GOP 2016 Reality: Even the "in the tank" Rassmussen poll have gone from as high as "Trump +7" recently to this week "Trump +1"
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(BBC)
 
 
 
All Scots told to take Vitamin B pills because they sure as hell aren't getting any nutrients from Scottish food
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
For today's nightmare fuel, we have an artist's rendering of the human body if it evolved to survive car crashes. Warning: the nipples are belligerent and numerous
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
MasterCard buys British payments company for $920 million, or about £11ty trillion
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(Adweek)
 
 
 
United Airlines ads use Virtual Reality to show off their new swanky business class. First time ever that "new" or "swanky" is used in the same sentence with United Airlines
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(Newsnet5)
 
 
 
Sure, the RNC clown show will snarl traffic and otherwise make life a living hell for Cleveland residents, but it will bring in tons of money to the city and its bars and restaurants. Right? Guys? *crickets* (warning: autoplay video)
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(Kottke)
 
 
 
Is PayPal co-founder Peter Thiel speaking tonight at the RNC because he sees Trump as the best hope in his master plan to weaken the fundamentals of American democracy?
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(Mic)
 
 
 
Milo Yiannopoulos time-travels from 2012 to urge the internet to ban present-day Milo Yiannopoulos
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Woman tries to exact revenge on her ex-boyfriend by pretending to be pregnant and then paying men to beat her so she can scare away his current girlfriend. And then things get weird
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Memo to Republicans: Only 20 percent of voters are "real Americans"
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Here's a look at the last shuttle re-entry. From the ISS, at night (awesome pics)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ivanka Trump lost her shiat after Ted Cruz went rogue
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(BBC)
 
 
 
US government releases 160-years of walrus data in a single database. Suck it, Snowden
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz sought refuge in Sheldon Adelson's suite after the failed endorsement speech, but Adelson kicked him out for failing to drink the GOP Kool-aid
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Outgoing UKIP nutter Nigel Farage thanks Obama for all his help in getting the UK to pass Brexit in a speech at the Republican National Convention
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Settlement checks going out in class action lawsuit alleging price fixing by the manufacturers of DRAM chipsets. Subby just got his check for $181
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Imports from France: Cheese, wine, Statue of Liberty. Exports to France: 46-60 hour workweeks, weakened unions, at-will employment
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
United Nations report declares that saving the environment requires people to work shorter hours. Your boss still wants you to respond to emails at night and on weekends
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Wed July 20, 2016
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Feds to release supplies from the Strategic Patchouli Oil Reserve to ease West Coast hippie crisis, as Phish tour enters California this week
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Lyin' Ted thanks his delegates. Trump enters on cue (11:30)
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Author hangs around in supermarkets, waiting for people to buy a bottle of vodka. He follows five different bottles out to wherever they were going. These are their stories
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Triumph attends the RNC convention. Says, the theme for the first day of the convention was "get Scott Baio some work"
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Donald Trump perfectly explains his entire campaign strategy in a single tweet
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(Jewish Daily Forward)
 
 
 
Israeli Whisky Coming to America. Plans to pose as a poor foreign student, work at a local fast food restaurant, and find a commoner who is the girl of its dreams
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Scientists discover that at least seven species of marine mammals mourn the death of family or friends. Once again, just like us ... unless we're owed money
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(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Church gives woman a check to help pay her electric bill. She uses check information to steal nearly twenty grand
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz is stranded in the crossfire, walking the tightrope between 2016 and trying to run again in 2020. Oddly, he wants to become president because of the floods in Texas and he can't stand the weather here
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Prominent Ukranian Journalist, "pioneer of Investigative reporting" and frequent critic of Russian ally Belarus and its government killed in a car bomb attack because do you have any IDEA how hard it is to get Polonium these days?
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(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
NASCAR goes back to where it belongs when the Truck Series heads to Smoke's Eldora Speedway to play in the dirt. So piss off MLB, it's the Mudsummer Classic, Heat races begin at 7 PM, with the main event at 9 PM ET all on FS1
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(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
Chinese seaplane shuttle service takes government workers and local journalists along on its first flight - which turns into its last flight
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Do not rule out a coup in the U.S. if Trump wins the election, it's entirely possible
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Newt Gingrich says he's urged Trump to issue roughly 300 executive orders, or roughly 60 more than Obama has in two terms, on Trump's first DAY in office, just for the "sense of excitement"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Future You travels back from the future to deliver you a dire portent of coming events, yet they die in front of you before the message can be delivered. What do you do? I need to know IMMEDIATELY
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(The Weekly Standard)
 
 
 
We now have concrete evidence the current RNC is harming Trump's electability
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(Broadcastify)
 
 
 
Live Cleveland Police audio of RNC protests becoming violent after a flag burning, arrests taking place
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Come for a story about Chris Christie talking about a purge of Obama appointees, stay for a picture of Chris Christie doing something else entirely
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Forty-seven years ago today, Neil Armstrong became the first human to walk on the moon. In honor of that incredible moment in history, here is a moving tribute by the late, great Carl Sagan and the little green men of Kerbal Space Program
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(LiveJournal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this magnificent statue
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(CNN)
 
 
 
High school students build bomb seeking robot for the RNC. Unfortunately unable to detect horrible choices for speakers
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Evidently, the GOP's job plans center around prosecuting Hillary Clinton
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(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
Bentley automobiles and fly fishing: the combo no one has been waiting for (Be warned that the picture could induce day-long douche chills)
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Corey Lewandowski is either A) a convenient scapegoat for all the Trump campaign fark-ups caused by his staff's own incompetence, or B) one HELL of a sore loser and an evil mastermind to boot
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Fiat Chrysler auto sales probed by Justice Department after regulators become suspicious when the carmaker said that more than two people actually bought a car made by Fiat Chrysler
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
"It's official" perfectly reflects Paul Ryan's excitement level over Trump becoming the nominee
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
New study says 9 out of 10 strokes are preventable. Mostly by not letting people look at their 401(k) statement without proper sedation
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Those of you who bet that Tiger Woods would be unable to play in a single golf tournament this season can go collect your money
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: ZoogTV VPN. Politico article says 68% of convention attendees using free wifi left their personal information exposed. They needed a VPN. You might too. (Sponsored Link)
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Scientists find even lemurs and slow lorises like their alcohol as strong as possible
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
While everyone focused on CopyPastaGate, the RNC enjoyed this uplifting moment together
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(Seacoastonline.com)
 
 
 
"University of New Hampshire doctoral student Kayla Aragona has just received a text alert at home on her cell phone from a cow in labor"
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(The Times of India)
 
 
 
India's environmental minister links U.S. weapons systems to global warming. Although his credibility is in doubt from India claiming to have an environmental minister
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I am dating a bro who has a tattoo that rates every woman he's slept with on a sliding 1 to 10 scale. He's only got three so far. If we break up, can I prevent him from rating me? Or do I stay with him to avoid becoming a number?"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
House passes most significant mental health reform bill in decades. Which apparently is being done in advance of the possibility that Donald Trump may actually be elected President
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