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500 headlines found matching 'emo'
Sat April 29, 2017
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(Heat Street)
 
 
 
When history is written, it will say that it was the feminists who stopped Bernie Sanders and the Bernie Bros from taking over the Democratic Party
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Meet Republican legislator who is blocking state's first memorial to black slaves because he doesn't want "to celebrate defeat"
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Fri April 28, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Why Hillary should run again, or in other words, why the Democrats should just give up on 2020 without even trying
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
One slightly used Hungarian Nazi for sale: White House considering options for removing 'pain in the a**' staffer Sebastian Gorka
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"I recognize that not all of my colleagues agree with me. I'll do everything I can to persuade them, but they are my colleagues, and that's just how it is with the Democrats"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Knife-wielding man attacks democrats in KY coffee shop after asking their political affiliation
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The Reagan era is dead; even the Bush era is a forlorn memory. Now, the Republican Party is a party of Nationalism and America First, whether they like it or not
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Thu April 27, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
With a name like 'Skull Melting Demonstration,' you know it had to be good
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Democratic leaders to the GOP: If you rush a Trumpcare vote we're pulling the government off life support
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"The wreckage that you see every day as you tour [the Midwest] is the utterly predictable fruit of the Democratic party's neoliberal turn"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
32 Year Old lineman Joe Thomas: "I'm experiencing memory loss. Also, I'm experiencing memory loss"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Democrats have a duty to investigate every single instance of Trump's scandals
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
South Carolina candidate for Congress: 'Well, if'n those Politically Correct pussies are gonna get rid of our monuments to the glorious Confederacy, how 'bout we get rid of some of them slavery memorials?' That's a bold strategy, Cotton
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Wed April 26, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Theo Epstein has a history of breaking curses, first with the Red Sox then the Cubs and now maybe the Democrats
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(Fark)
 
 
 
I have a great (union) job with a 3 hour commute. I'm being recruited for a job that pays twice as much, and is remote, but doesn't have benefits or long term stability. I'm divided
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
On the shutdown negotiations, McConnell sternly warns Democrats once again. that they had better not try to pull the EXACT same stunts he did for the last 8 years
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Tue April 25, 2017
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Automotive News forms MADD: Magazines Against Dodge Demons. Pearl necklaces clutched in response
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(Fusion)
 
 
 
Police who removed United passenger: Coming right for us, furtive movements, fear for my life, etc
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Why no one respects science: "Being "pro-science" has become a bizarre cultural phenomenon in which liberals engage in public displays of self-reckoned intelligence as a kind of performance art, while demonstrating zero evidence to justify it"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump wants to balloon the national debt, and the Republicans will not only rubber stamp it, they'll blame it on the Democrats...who have no actual power to do or prevent any of this shiat
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(The News & Observer (NC))
 
 
 
Proof that not all members of the GOP are worthless farking pieces of shiat. Republican judge retires so that a Democratic judge can take his spot before the seat is eliminated. Fark: NC Judge
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump's considering expanding drilling to national monuments. There's supposed to be a real gusher under the Lincoln Memorial
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Mon April 24, 2017
(TV Guide)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Supergirl, Still deep in the throes of "funemployment" Kara attends a product demonstration by Lena's ex. However, when his discovery threatens National Cities dairy production it's up to Kara to stop him. (CW 8ET)
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Tonight at 8PM EDT, Paul's Memory Bank plays two hours of songs beginning with the letter "K". For some reason, King Kong songs happened to be fairly popular
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(US State Department)
 
 
 
Don't look now, but the US embassy in the UK is promoting Mar-a-Lago as the "Winter White House." I love the smell of emoluments in the morning
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(MSN)
 
 
 
About two-thirds of Americans think that the Democrats are out of touch with the country, a little more than what people think of the Republicans with the same statement
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Women express concern over the rise of "stealthing," a new trend in which men remove their condom mid-intercourse without the woman's consent. And by "new trend," of course, we mean someone online heard of someone doing this once
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
It's Confederate Memorial Day y'all. Roll Tide
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Robert De Niro to receive an honorary fine arts degree from Brown, hopes the ceremony takes place before the regents have a chance to see a showing of "Dirty Grandpa"
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Sun April 23, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Even after the 2016 Democrat losses, Elizabeth Warren still doesn't get voters
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Touching Erin Moran memories
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(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
Saturday leads off with matches at Bournemouth, Hull, Swansea, and West Ham, at 10am ET, followed by Chelsea/Spurs at 12:15pm. Sunday has 9:15am to Burnley, 10am to Arsenal, and 11:30am to Liverpool. This is your Weekend EPL & FA Cup Combo Discussion Thread
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(Coconuts)
 
 
 
Upon investigation of remote Thai province's 'sacred pond' of black water that villagers believe cures blindness and all illness, officials find the water's magic ingredient to be feces. Holy crap
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Sat April 22, 2017
(Antiwar)
 
 
 
The adults are once again in charge of the Democratic Party, and the world is a better place for it
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump demotes career State Department official after Breitbart questions her loyalty. That her last name is Nowrouzzadeh probably had nothing to do with it
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Twilight has her day planned out to the minute, but has to take care of her niece Flurry Heart, who's power can destroy Equestria with just a sneeze as well. It's A Flurry of Emotions on My Little Pony this Saturday on Discovery Family 11:30am ET
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Fri April 21, 2017
(Universe Today)
 
 
 
Scientists have discovered the best location for the Earth-Romulan Treaty of Peace signing ceremony, still striking out on that whole warp-drive thing
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Democrats may finally break through in Texas, thanks to Donald Trump. This is not a repeat from that other article in 2016 that claimed pretty much the same thing, but it at least shows that the WAPO hasn't learned a thing since then
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(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
Tottenham and the NFL demonstrating pay for play
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
For some reason, scientists usually donate to Democrats rather than Republicans. I wonder why that could be
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(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
The Clintons have long memories. And spreadsheets with loyalty scores
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(CNN)
 
 
 
New poster boy for the Democrats couldn't even find the time to vote in the 2012 presidential election because he was studying broads over in Europe
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Worried that Trump, Sessions, and Spicer are getting too much attention for their stupidity, Keith Ellison steps up for the Democrats
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(GOG)
 
 
 
More welcome than a half orc brush salesperson, it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread where GOG is giving away Saints Row 2 for free. What have you been playing? Ark? FO4? Super Mario 2? As an aside this week, what are your favourite gaming memories?
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Thu April 20, 2017
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Solar-powered "Mr. Trash-Wheel" has now removed 1.1 million lbs of rubbish from Baltimore's Inner Harbor, including 8.9 million cigarette butts and half a million polystyrene containers. No word on how many condoms or dead bodies it's picked up
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Failed Keebler Gnome Jeff Sessions demonstrates that he doesn't know how judicial review works or the name of Hawaii
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(Nikkei Asia Review)
 
 
 
Thai demographics lead to female-heavy banking industry
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Wed April 19, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
In 2005 at the height of the second Iraq War, Baba Yaga called war-supporting Democrats traitors. in 2017, she gleefully says war is "like crack" to Donald Trump. Anything to harvest the souls of the innocent
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(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
New Comics (4/19): Deadpool teams up with Spider-Man to stop his demon queen wife from ditching him, marrying Dracula, and leading an underground monster revolution against humanity. And it's probably only the third-weirdest book out this week
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(National Review)
 
 
 
The Obama political spying scandal that keeps on giving: Trump associates were not the first targets, a Democrat was
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(McClatchy DC)
 
 
 
"Democrats' new challenge in Georgia: Sustaining the momentum" of yet another DLC boor with impossible-to-nail-down policy superpositions
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
California Democrats legalize child prostitution
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Democrats' Georgia blunder: 'Resist Trump' is not a winning strategy
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
New research finds first graders are better at reading than children a decade ago. Unfortunately, only in abbreviations, acronyms and emojis
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Democrats lose another election
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Tue April 18, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
With all this sudden "chatter" about Russia possessing kompromat on both Senator Fratbro and Senator Wax Bean, let's all take a stroll down memory lane and reflect on how that might have happened. Or didn't happen. Yeah, that's the ticket
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
♫The devil went down to Georgia, he was looking for souls to steal, but he changed his mind, and swiped voting machines because THIS IS NOT NORMAL IN A DEMOCRACY
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Trump is making the GOP heinously unpopular again. At this rate, the Democrats may actually come close to winning a Presidential election in my life time again
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(National Review)
 
 
 
That Democrat who is supposed to win in Georgia today and send a powerful message to Trump that America will not tolerate this corruption? Yeah, he can't even vote for himself because he doesn't live in the district he's running in
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Today the last surviving Doolittle Raider will toast to the memory of his comrades on the 75th anniversary of their incredible mission
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(Politico)
 
 
 
This is why you can't have nice things, Democrats
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Kyle Schwarber and Anthony Rizzo both demonstrate how to defeat the infield shift with perfectly-placed bunts. 90 feet is just far enough
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(CityLab)
 
 
 
Aging baby boomers aren't doing what economists predicted, have decided to stay in place and remodel their McMansions. Experts say boomers would sell, except that millennials don't want to buy that overpriced crap instead of starter home
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Mon April 17, 2017
(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Democratic Party's best challenger to conservative lightning rod, Rep Steve King of Iowa, is a former psychic who called herself 'the Spirit Weaver'
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
"Tune-in" at 8PM EDT for this week's Paul's Memory Bank. Geez, we're up to "J" already? At the end there will be a quickie tribute to J. Geils. Well, it's his band since he doesn't do vocals. But at least it starts with J
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
'Exorcists' attempt to cast government demons out of the AT&T building in lower Manhattan thinking it's a NSA spy building
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
With only roughly 1000 days until the Iowa Caucases, it's high time we get a look at possible nominees for the Democratic presidential candidate 2020 edition. OK dammit, I'm sick, I need help. I see that now
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Sun April 16, 2017
(Mic)
 
 
 
Did you catch the deplorable punching of a girl in the face at the Berkeley demonstration? You can now
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Here's how a political neophyte with a penchant for casual lying, infidelity, projection, paranoia, and a general disconnect from reality finally was removed from office. No, not that one
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Sat April 15, 2017
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Zero day remote exploits for every Windows system from XP to Windows 8 and Server 2012 are now in the wild. Shut down everything listening to port 445 and 139. In other news, we're pretty good at the cyber
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Alec Baldwin's rambling, self-indulgent new memoir unwittingly reveals the star to be every bit as hot-headed, egotistical and painfully thin-skinned as President Trump. SAD
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Fri April 14, 2017
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
After beating up and removing a doctor from a flight, United decides to let his luggage fly comfortably to Kentucky without him
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Four-year-old girl sets up lemonade stand to raise money for baby sister who has rare childhood Alzheimer's, which only affects 500 kids
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
CIA director labels WikiLeaks an 'anti-democratic' 'hostile intelligence service' working as an unofficial branch of the Russian government
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Thu April 13, 2017
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Sylvester Stallone sues Warner Brothers for a full accounting of profits from Demolition Man. No word if this includes deductions for repeated violations of the verbal morality statute
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
The numbers have been tallied and $1.3 billion has been forcibly removed from United Airlines' market value
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Trump says he may freeze subsidies to the poor until Democrats repeal Obamacare. Claims voters will blame the Democrats for the ensuing crisis. DO IT
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Because you need a daily driver that can pop a wheelie with stock equipment, Dodge conjures up the Demon for 2018
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Wed April 12, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Say, here's a great idea for a game show: Let's invite women on and then male contestants can guess whether they're pregnant or just fat...or maybe guess whether their breasts are real or fake. It's perfect for that 13-year-old demographic. BRILLIANT
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Scientists deliberately travel to remote Australia and round up fifty new species of spider and no one was making them do it. No family members were being held captive or anything
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The Trump healthcare plan failed due to a deeply divided GOP, no support from Democrats, and seriously fuzzy math. So, guess what three things are waiting for the Trump infrastructure plan?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
2013: 22% of Republicans and 38% of Democrats support strikes on Syria in retaliation for chemical weapons. 2017: 86% of Republicans and 37% of Democrats support strikes on Syria in retaliation for chemical weapons
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Both Democrats and Republicans agree: Devin Nunes is full of so much crap, they actually can get along long enough to say so
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Democrats cave in to Bernie Sanders's populist agenda
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
Tuesday: ZOMG Dems gonna take this special election in Kansas and prove Trump is hated by all and Congress will turn red states blue in 2018. It's soooo close. Wednesday: Crickets after Democrat is crushed by nearly double digits
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Tue April 11, 2017
(Independent Journal Review)
 
 
 
The most detailed map of the 2016 election results, when combined with the trends since 2008, should make the Democrats very nervous
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Study shows link between Facebook use and depression. Fark.com use still reliable predictor of emotional well-being and psychological stability, alcohol dependence
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"My people are among the least prepared to survive a Trump presidency, but the 'Christian' president they elected is about to demonstrate exactly what betrayal really looks like - and for a lot more than 30 pieces of silver"
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Get ready for four long years of "if Democrats can just win this municipal water management seat in Tennessee, it's the beginning of the end for Trump" articles
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Flying may suck and you may be randomly selected to be forcefully "volunteered" to be removed from your flight, but at least the FCC ruled to keep the ban forbidding cellphone calls from an airplane
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Mon April 10, 2017
(McClatchy DC)
 
 
 
Republican voters' support is really starting to slip for congressional GOP types. Almost starting to look like the Democratic base
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(NHK World (Japan))
 
 
 
Demographic experts predict Japanese population will plunge from 127 million in 2015 to 88 million in 2065. Earlier forecast was only 81 million, but as of late more and more older women are having babies
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Let's see, I accidentally the DJ server checking the playlist preshow, so who knows if I'll get through the full 2 hours of tonight's Paul's Memory Bank (8 PM EDT) letter "I" show without doing something equally stupid
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
WH sources say Trump, possibly just to mess with EVERYONE is considering making economic adviser Gary Cohn Chief of Staff. Cohn is a Goldman-Sachs Alum, but a Democrat, in favor of a carbon tax and reinstating Glass-Steagall, and against big tax cuts
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Senate Democrats reveal plan to pull an Atlanta Falcons with SCOTUS filibuster rules when back in power
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(10 News)
 
 
 
Woman's baseball memorabilia collection includes bats, balls, dirt from all 30 MLB stadiums. "You can see it's all different with different consistency and color. It's all very unusual"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Republicans, Democrats working together to avoid a government shutdown, as neither side wants to see what that sort of brinkmanship would do to Trump
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Some of the proposed designs for Trump's wall include drones, a toxic moat, remote-operated disintegration rays, random drunken Texans with guns, a three-hundred mile minefield. OK, some of those are made up but try to guess which ones
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Democracy has survived two months of Trump, but don't get too cocky
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Sun April 09, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Democrats on the filibuster: "McConnell would have killed it for the next nominee, so why not now?"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Democrats are winning the war against the Wall
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Democrats are ecstatic about Joel Ossoff's "Make Trump Furious" campaign that may propel him into a House seat and spell the beginning of the Democratic revival. Local Republicans, meanwhile, view him as the second coming of William T. Sherman
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Sat April 08, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
If by the remote chance you haven't been able to find a 7-Eleven, they've just added 1,110 more, thanks to Sunoco
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Fri April 07, 2017
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
And then there was the time Don Rickles allegedly once removed a Dodger pitcher from the game
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Gorsuch confirmed, leaving the filibuster dead and Democrats with nothing to show for it
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The entire House Intelligence Committee was invited to attend a briefing from an FBI double agent to learn the techniques Russians use cultivate traitors. Only the democratic congressmen showed up, presumably because the GOP already knows first hand
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
If you've ever wondered if there's such a thing as limousine demolition derby, wonder no more
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Thu April 06, 2017
(Newser)
 
 
 
Good thing it wasn't "Let's Demonstrate Prophylactics" day in this teen's health class
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump to reporter: Democratic congressman told me I was going to go down as one of America's greatest Presidents. Congressman: No, you numskull, I said you could be a great President if you represented all Americans instead of being a divisive troll
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Drunk uncle Bannon threatened to quit in a snit if removed from the NSC but a megadonor begged him to stay and rein in Trump
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Memo to all future Wheel of Fortune contestants: The correct puzzle answer has never been, and will never be, Popsicle Bike
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
For the 50th time this week, someone demonstrates a way for hackers to take over your Android or unpatched iPhone via wi-fi
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Wed April 05, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Bannon's demotion only means one thing; the Trump kids are taking over
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Democratic outreach: it's "The Bernie Show" starring everybody's favorite cantankerous non-Democratic Senator, Bernie Sanders
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
By order of Deputy President Kushner, Steve Bannon's Internal White House "think-tank", the Strategic Initiatives Group, has been downgraded to "Never existed". Please adjust any conflicting memories you may have accordingly
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(ESPN FC)
 
 
 
Matchday 31 concludes with a London derby, Spurs at Swansea, Hull & Boro, and Palace at Southampton, all at 2:45. Headlining matches at 3 are Liverpool hosting Bournemouth and City at Chelsea. This is your EPL Discussion thread
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fewer Democrats are 'proud' to be American under Trump, while Republican pride stays the same. To be fair, we're mostly ashamed of them
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
If Democrats force Republicans to blow up the filibuster on SCOTUS nominees, what nefarious deed will they force the Republicans to do next? Destroy the filibuster on legislation? Those monsters
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(Bloomberg)
 
NewsFlash
 
Bannon removed from National Security Council. Is it Christmas already?
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Democrats on the House Intelligence Committee will soon receive all pertinent documents regarding Russiagate
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Last night Steph Curry demonstrated once again that he is very good at the sport of basketball
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
The media don't care first about facts. They care first about liberal victory. Their hope now is to remove Trump from office. Keep that in mind when they speak
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Tue April 04, 2017
(The Stranger)
 
 
 
Sanders, Warren, Ellison and Jayapal show some spine by introducing the College For All Act in the House and the Senate. List of supportive Democratic politicians to the left, complaining about BernieBros and purity tests to the right
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
The GOP must punish Democrats for decades of unprecedented escalations
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Before digging out the basement of your £1million home make sure you are not removing the foundation
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Democrats are having "panic attacks" because their "unbelievable corruption is being uncovered by Trump." Um, okay
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
It's do or die for both sides as the Gorsuch nomination comes up for a full debate. Will the Democrats unleash the filibuster now, or will they wait? Will Yertle demand the nuclear option? It's your Official Gorsuch Confirmation Discussion Thread
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Christians upset over chocolate manufacturer's removal of Germanic fertility goddess' name from traditional pagan egg-hunting rite
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The GOP doesn't understand why the Democrats want to block the Goresuch nomination to SCOTUS. They can only conclude its because Democrats are mean poopy heads and everyone should just vote Republican
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Mon April 03, 2017
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Tonight at 8PM EDT "tunein" to Paul's Memory Bank for 2 hours of songs starting with the letter "H" (yup, still imaginative) spanning the 50's through the 80's
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Seattle Mayor, to Democrats: "You goddamn idiots" (paraphrased)
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Sen. Lindsey Graham: If democrats filibuster Gorsuch, that'll be the end of bipartisanship on judges. What? I'm being serious. Stop laughing
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(American Thinker)
 
 
 
By doubling down on drama rather than facts, leaders of the Democratic Party show disdain for nearly half the country who voted for Trump and a seditious inclination to destroy his presidency
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Sat April 01, 2017
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Why the hell would Democrats want President Trump removed from office? It's probably the worst thing that could possibly happen for them
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
As clouds of smoke billowed above the crowd of thousands at the Ann Arbor Hash Bash, a pair of white doves were ceremoniously released and flew higher than they ever had in their entire lives
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Come meet Daniel, the emotional support duck
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Fish, like humans...even political flamewarriors, are sentient beings that form friendships, and experience positive emotions
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Fri March 31, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Three college students arrested for an $8,000 prostitution deal after police carry out undercover sting operation at a hotel. At least it was a memorable spring break
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
It's true, it's true that Wrestlemania Weekend kicks off with the WWE Hall of Fame Ceremony. Find yourself a tag team partner playa (a glamazon perhaps) and get ready to rock and roll. It'd be rude to miss it. Self high fives, 8pm on the WWE Network
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
How to make Trump rage-quit an exec order signing ceremony. Step 1: have CBS' Major Garrett ask a question about Michael Flynn (skip video to 42:30)
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Thu March 30, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
First two Democratic Senators choose to be primaried next year, drag the Overton Window further rightward
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Do not lie to Don Lemon. Don Lemon will expose your idiocy. Especially if said lie is claiming Russia helped the Clintons
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Some Republicans upset that Ryan accidentally said in public that they shouldn't work with Democrats at all
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Multiple Sclerosis is a disabling disease of the brain and spinal cord where the immune system attacks the protective sheath that covers nerve fibers and causes communication problems between your brain and your body. It's caused by demonic possession
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
GOP calls potential Gorsuch filibuster by Democrats "unprecedented". Merrick Garland unavailable for comment
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan refuses to work with Democrats on health-care legislation, a fact that will not in any way prevent him from blaming them when it doesn't pass
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
193 Democrats, 30 Freedom Caucus members. Enough to start impeachment proceedings. Guess who Trump just called out on Twitter
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
How many days does it take for Democratic Senator spines to crack and disintegrate into dust? Ah-one... ah-ha two.... ahhhh three. Three
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(Variety)
 
 
 
NBC (commercial break) will (tragic backstory of athlete) broadcast (plug for NBC shows) the (history of host country) Olympics (talking over opening ceremonies) live (you already know what happened) next (edited, tape delayed events) year
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Wed March 29, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Devin Nunes explains that he wouldn't be totally cocking up this whole Russian investigation if the Democrats weren't forcing him to do a really bad job and also to betray his responsibility by being Trump's bootlicking toadie. See? The Dems did it
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Will Kassius Ohno cause The Drifter to drift away from NXT? Who will win the tag team title triple threat preview match? Will Heavy Machinery demolish the competition? "Wrasslin' Wednesday" begins at 8pm ET with NXT on WWE Network
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
"No matter who's in power" only applies when Democrats have it
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Ten years after buying the company for $10 billion, Toshiba executives announce they are putting Westinghouse into bankruptcy and removing it from the company's financial statements. Seems nobody wants nuclear power plants anymore
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Kansas GOP: Let's just disallow Democrats from even presenting bills in the legislature. That's cool, right?
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
The Democratic mayor of Baltimore vetoes a Democrat-passed bill advancing a plank of the DNC platform. That was also her biggest campaign promise last year
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Don't mention the opening ceremony. I mentioned it once, but I think I got away with it
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Emo Trump tired of mean kids in Congress ruining his day, signs off on a bunch of angsty Executive Tissues because f*ck you guys, I do what want
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Will it ever be okay for Democrats to work with Trump?
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
House Republicans block effort by Democrats to obtain President Trump's taxes because of course they did
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Tue March 28, 2017
(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Trump first President to turn down offer of ceremonial first pitch at Washington Nationals opening since Jimmy Carter
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
'Sapiosexual' is defined as an attraction to intelligence or emotional maturity. Oh yeah? Well you're ugly
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Smurfette removed from movie posters in Israeli town over fears of inciting blue balls
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Jack Russell with an addiction to COCA-COLA has to have twelve teeth removed
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Ever wonder why you have to remove your laptop from your bag at the airport X-ray machine?
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Devin Nunes tells Bill O'Reilly that Democrats want him to quit the Russiagate investigation because "they know I am quite effective." You see, he has a certain set of skills; specifically, running to the source of the investigation to warn him
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
If only the Democratic Party could get rid of that abortion around its neck, it might start winning elections again
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Mon March 27, 2017
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Tonight at 8PM EDT, Paul's Memory Bank continues its imaginative choice of show themes by bringing you 2 hours of songs beginning with the letter "G", spanning from 1946 through 1978
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Yeah sure, California is liberal as we all know, but it wasn't always the case. Stroll down memory lane with the xenophobes and the racists of the California of yore
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Sure the Democrats want to elevate Elizabeth Warren within the party ...but so do the Republicans. They seem to think she'll make a good boogeyman in the 2018 elections
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Sun March 26, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
RNC PR-BS: White House will court moderate Democrats on the border wall-containing tax plan, possibly bypassing the House Freedom Caucus
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Bad: You live in Detroit. Worse: Broken sewer line creates sinkhole near your home. Fark: The city condemns your house and demolishes it
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Lies have an emotional resonance with all of us
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(Pitchfork)
 
 
 
"...But OK Computer isn't just some fuzzy, half-formed, crystal-ball prophecy. Each song actually yields a vivid premonition of life as it is lived now"
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Sat March 25, 2017
(BBC)
 
 
 
In today's Fark Madlibs headline: Naked demonstrators kill sheep in Auschwitz and play with fireworks
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(NBA)
 
 
 
Phoenix Suns (22-51) finally have a memorable highlight of the season as Devin Booker scores a franchise record 70 points
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Fri March 24, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Democratic Congressman: Since the President claims he works while golfing at Mar-a-lago, shouldn't he be publishing the visitor's log so that we know who is influencing him? Oh yeah, while we're at it, let's demand the White House log as well
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(Heavy)
 
 
 
Will he announce his resignation on the heels of a crushing defeat? Will he blame the Democrats? Will he blame Trump and Pence? THIS is your Paul Ryan "seppuku" press conference (4pm start)
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Thu March 23, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Your phone, your remote, and even your reusable grocery bags are full of disgusting germs. Basically, you're gross and you should feel bad
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(Time)
 
 
 
Amazon unveils new plan to remove counterfeit goods from their website. Unfortunately the message was sent out through Amezun.com
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Wed March 22, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
WAPO writer: I criticized Sec State Tillerson for not speaking to press. I was wrong, after reading report by the only reporter allowed to travel with him, I think he should shut the hell up until he demonstrates that he knows what he's taking about
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(Miami New Times)
 
 
 
Floridians believe in man-made climate change, but only the Democratic areas of Florida will be affected, so no big whoop
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(National Review)
 
 
 
Baptists should support Muslims' rights to build mosques, according to liberal snowflake media wing of the Democratic Party, the National Review
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Tattoo removals have skyrocketed in San Francisco, as illegal aliens fear body markings may tie them to foreign criminal gangs and make them a target for immigration officials
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(Heavy)
 
 
 
House Intelligence Committee Democrat Adam Schiff calls for independent investigation after Chairperson Devin Nunes decides to throw protocol out the window and brief the President that shiat is hitting the fan faster than anyone expected *DUN DUN*
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Australia to remove 'gay panic' defense from criminal code. Now, a murderer can't claim they were simply scared because someone gay grabbed them down under
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(Wonkette)
 
 
 
Wait until he finds out that the Ku Klux Klan was founded by Democrats
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will Spiceweasel throw Paul under the bus? Will Sean create an alternate reality where Trump is a Democrat so therefore the Democrats are working with Russia? Better man a fort, THIS is your Sean Spiceweasel's daily press briefing. (starts 1:30ET)
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
Republican Senator thinks that maybe, possibly, Republican voters might get mad at them for passing a bill that doesn't do anything remotely close to what they've been promising for 7 years
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(National Review)
 
 
 
Democrat party is based on the promise of giving out free stuff. It works to draw in voters until they realize it's a lie, then the murders begin
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pope Francis now going after blasphemous Fark headlines. No level of Hell declared yet for the Politics tab
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Tue March 21, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
2009 GOP: Democrats adding incentives to the ACA bill in exchange for votes is pure evil. 2017 GOP: Hey NY delegation, what'll it take to buy your votes for our bill?
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(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
Broccoli and cabbage can help you live longer but they taste terrible. That's where lemon juice and cheese come in
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Mon March 20, 2017
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Paul's Memory Bank continues Swinging Through the Alphabet highlighting songs beginning with the letter "F". And in various points through the show a DMCA-compliant mini-tribute to Chuck Berry. Starting at 8 PM EDT
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(McClatchy DC)
 
 
 
"Establishment Democrats aim to adopt the anti-Trump movement", perhaps consider becoming liberal again but not too soon because they wouldn't want to rush into standing for something, or winning elections, or anything scary like that
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Fox News host suggested that the Secret Service should kill Snoop Dogg and Bow Wow after Snoop recently made a music video in which he points a gun at a clown version of President Trump, because that's what you do in a Democracy
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
By order of Secretary Spicer, Paul Manafort is/was no longer the former Chairman of the Trump campaign but "Someone who played a very limited role for a very limited time". Please consign all non-conforming information to the nearest Memory Hole
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Will Democrats find their collective spines and be able to repel the nightmare of Conservative extremism that is Neil Gorsuch? Will we be reminded of the GOP's obstruction? It's your Official Supreme Court Confirmation Hearing Discussion Thread
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Man who made the brilliant career move of opposing Putin has green dye sprayed in his face. And this was how St Putin chased all the democracy out of Russia, kids
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Montana's holding a runoff for its lone seat in the House between a Republican who funded a Creationist museum and tried to kill public fishing access near his house, and a Democrat who once put on the world's largest charity kegger. Why even vote?
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Sat March 18, 2017
(UPI)
 
 
 
U.S. Army demos armored vehicle mounted laser weapon system. Col. Alois Hammer unavailable for comment
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Fri March 17, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Everybody loves Bernie Sanders - that is, except the Democratic party
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Don Lemon summarizes Bullshiat Spice's latest word salad by comparing it to Billy Madison. Does he have a Fark handle?
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(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
Whole Foods in DC abruptly closed for remodeling. Where 'remodeling' = dealing with chronic rat infestation
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Breitbart wants Trump to go full Andrew Jackson and ignore the courts and their verdicts, because that's what you do in a Democracy
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Having wrested Pennsylvania, Ohio, and West Virginia out of Democratic hands, Donald Trump proposes screwing them over completely... along with red states Kentucky and Tennessee
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Movie ticket site Fandango wants you to buy toys and memorabilia with your $12 tickets. "because people have relationships with movies"
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Carrie Fisher's memorial will be live-streamed
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Thu March 16, 2017
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Memo to all rookies in Spring Training; When running the bases, the umpire is in play
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(Tom's Hardware)
 
 
 
A 60 turn demo of Civilization VI is now available. That's enough to grow a few ears of corn and arm yourself with sticks and stones
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
What does it take to get a Democrat and Republican to work together? ROAD TRIP
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Pokemon Go player captures a rare Cardiosaur
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Cheech Marin has written a new memoir based on his recollections with Tommy Chong in the 1960s. Which is probably the reason why it only covers three pages
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Yeah, okay, Mr. President. You got me with the references to both ATMs and the Trail of Tears. And for some reason, Democrats. Well played
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
GOP: "If Democrats want to fix healthcare, they should offer their own bill." That's the joke
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Wed March 15, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
News: Wisconsin election officials announce that they found evidence of election fraud. Fark: During Democratic Primary. Ultra fark: Blame Bernie Sanders for tweeting that 17 yr olds could vote, and these managed to do so despite law. Bernie won
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The real shocker in the WikiLeaks scoop is the demonstration, once again, that the U.S. government can't keep secrets
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(MSN)
 
 
 
"Historical memorabilia related to General Douglas MacArthur were used by the participants in sexual acts"
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Tue March 14, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Democrats paralyzed as Gorsuch skates. To be fair, his Biellmann spin and stag jump combo earned him a 10.0 from the Ecuadorian judges
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
When forming a girls council to discuss women's issues, there is an implicit understanding that a key demographic will be included
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
CIA uses board games to train its officers: Pokemon cards for intelligence gathering, tabletop strategy games to train analysts, and Operation for interrogations
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Former Colorado State House member and conservative Christian talk show host recently said demonic spirits are using the new live action Beauty and the Beast film to "recruit children into sin"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Sad but true, the Democrats have become the new party of no
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Mon March 13, 2017
(Dayton Daily News)
 
 
 
That Ohio state rep with the DUI arrest? Yeah, he was ordered by the speaker to remove a liquor cabinet from his office back in 2015
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Just in time before Harcourt Fenton Mudd's wife hits New England, Paul's Memory Bank brings you 2 hours of songs beginning with the letter "E". Starting at 8PM EDT
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
How Big Pharma helped make purple drank a street culture sensation. "If people believe these companies are fighting the good fight to remove or end diversion or the illegal trafficking and sales on these products, I think they would be naive"
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Russian man possibly faces 7.5 years in prison for playing Pokemon Go in church
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Because you weren't going to do anything useful in the next twenty minutes anyway, here's an A-10 versus a remote controlled Humvee
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Carleton University's decision to remove scales from gym weighs heavy on student body, although it's unclear if mass protests are coming
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Sun March 12, 2017
(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
If you're a reptile breeder you can try and produce additional healthy species, or you can spend 8 years to create a snake with a pattern of emoji smiley faces
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Fri March 10, 2017
(The Local)
 
 
 
A joke political party has become one of Italy's largest, demonstrating the exact opposite of here in the US, where all of our political parties have become jokes
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
New poll suggests the Democratic Party is less popular than Trump and Pence. Dealer showing 10, DNC seen doubling down
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(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Democrats are suddenly concerned about the price of Presidential trips
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
In what is surely pure coincidence, AG Sessions has followed up last week's memo rescinding the federal policy ending the use of private for-profit prisons, with one suggesting he wants prosecutors to again seek maximum sentences for drug offenses
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
South Korea removes its President over illegal confidentes and shady business practices. Wait, you can do that?
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Thu March 09, 2017
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
With their newfound irrelevance since Nov. 8th, Democrats are using their down time to explore new hobbies. For example, Sen. Al Franken is hosting a casserole competition
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The bar has now been set for "stupidest thing said during the Obamacare repeal debate." " Rep Jason Smith (Slow-MO) decrying Obamacare's tax on tanning beds, If Democrats are concerned about skin cancer "Why haven't they put a tax on the sun instead?"
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
What has gotten into the Democrats? Why are they so bellicose toward Moscow?
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
The Great Pumpkin is already on the cusp of defeating his first theocratic dictatorship, currently in negotiations to remove head of state of Brownbackistan
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(Politico)
 
 
 
When Republicans are unable to come together and get their own healthcare reform passed, Trump has a simple solution lined up: Blame the Democrats
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Wed March 08, 2017
(Townhall)
 
 
 
The left about to eat their own. Honest, reasonable Democrats have no place in their party anymore
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
"Liberals, much like Hitler, are under demonic control"
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(WDSU New Orleans)
 
 
 
Appeals court rules NOLA can remove white supremacy, Confederate memorials as public nuisances. Sons of Confederate Veterans lose again
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Tue March 07, 2017
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Why Democrats will eventually come to love Obamacare Lite
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Democrats will come to regret a probe into Russian election hacking as it will likely unearth Hillary Clinton's 30,000 lost emails
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(Guardian)
 
Audio
 
Alexa, how do I remove a body from the hot tub?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
For a renowned surgeon, Ben Carson sure can't surgically remove that foot from his mouth
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Female visitors to Maine's state prisons will no longer have to to remove their bras to gain entrance. Pizza delivery guys still have to have sausage
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Mon March 06, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
After railing against Republicans for throwing a government shutdown tantrum, Democrats plan to throw a government shutdown tantrum
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Tonight at 8PM ET Paul's Memory Bank continues its trip through the alphabet with 2 hours of songs beginning with the letter "D". Yours truly will be paying extra attention while the show is on in case Sophie the Cat decides to hork some more
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Meet the five new Democratic party power centers, same as the old ones
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mark Levin: "There is overwhelming evidence the Obama administration wiretapped Trump before Trump was sworn in as president, and Democrats are trying to cover that up" Press: "What evidence?" Mark Levin: "OVERWHELMING evidence"
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Fri March 03, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Remember the memo from Homeland Security that said country of origin is an unreliable indicator of terrorist threat to US so Muslim ban unlikely to work? Well, they still think it's crap, and said most US based terrorists are radicalized while in US
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(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
When you're awaiting sentencing for a fatal hit and run, you might want to assume that all your calls are being monitored and recorded. You know, in case you say you feel no remorse for the victim's family or call the judge a f*cking a**hole
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
It's time to enjoy one of the Democratic Party's most hallowed traditions: Blaming the youth vote for their latest election loss and announcing a foolproof, can't-miss plan to get them to tear themselves away from Snapchat so they'll win the next one
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(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Democrats: It's bad for Trump's people to meet Russians. Also Democrats: Sure, the Russian Ambassador can visit the Obama White House 22 times
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(Is There Any Deal)
 
 
 
Almost as memorable as "Go for the eyes, Boo", it's the Friday Fark Gaming thread. This week Torment: Tides of Numeria (thematic successor to Planescape Torment) and Blackwake, an online pirate-themed FPS came out among others. What have you played?
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Thu March 02, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Democrats are finally realizing that Comey knows quite a bit more about Russia and Trump than he's letting on
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Wild Turkeys circled dead cat because they're dumb, not because they are performing an ancient ritual to summon a demonic turkey beast from beyond the ether, as some had proposed
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(WPTV)
 
 
 
Man ordered to remove his Trump 2016 sign, but the KKK flag next door is still A-OK
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Democrats want Sessions to recuse himself. Republicans want Sessions to recuse himself. Sessions is open to recusing himself. So naturally, Sean Spicer thinks you're all bunch of god damned idiot partisan liberals who just hate Trump and America
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Former Senator Joe Lieberman (Quisling-CT) says the Democratic strategy of across-the-board opposition to having people's faces eaten off is "thoughtless" and Dems should "compromise". Maybe just let the leopards eat the nose and ears, for example
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
In the 'ugest of bigly news, Alec Baldwin is writing a Donald Trump memoir
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Jeff Sessions calls for own removal from office
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(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Tattoo-removal chain Dr. Tatoff prescribes you to live with your poor life choices AND without the money you paid to rectify them
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Texas GOP message of the day: gay people only have rights when Democrats are in charge
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Wed March 01, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
Wendy's removes its spicy chicken nuggets from its menu, much to the dismay of hungover college kids and Subby
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(McClatchy DC)
 
 
 
New Republican ad attacks Democratic congressional candidate for... dressing up as Han Solo in college?
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Newcastle demonstrates why it is better to be lucky than good with this ridiculous equalizer
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(Salon)
 
 
 
It's a pretty sad time in America's history when basically any story about a success in promoting free and fair elections starts off: "In a vital win for Democrats"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Blaming the Klan on modern Democrats is like blaming the Unabomber on the Montana Territory, which I do so nyeh
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Of the three bills and two executive orders President Trumpler signed yesterday, guess which one wasn't given a signing ceremony or photoshoot
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(LifeZette)
 
 
 
Apparently not having learned their lesson from the past election, Democrats pick the most underwhelming candidate they could find to deliver the Democratic response to Trump. How underwhelming? Even Rachel Maddow panned him as small and stunty
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Man's plan to steal lemons, woman's underwear goes sour (with mugshot)
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(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
Four words: Lemon Parmesan Brussels sprouts
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Evil liberal leftist enemy of democracy CNN continues to destroy America by praising Donald Trump for using the power of his spoken words to single-handedly send the DJIA soaring 200 points to over 21,000
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Joe Scarborough says he graded Trump on a curve due to his rhetoric, but he gets credit for "not threatening to crush democracy" and seemed "almost normal"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Emergency doctor tells patients with memory problems that Trump is now president, not Jimmy Carter
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Here is the real democratic response to Trump's speech
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Tue February 28, 2017
(ABC7 Chicago)
 
 
 
The Oscars rising star, Gary from Chicago, was released from prison just three days before the ceremony after spending twenty years behind bars for committing multiple felonies. He sees this as his redemption
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"Hansen's 58-42 percent victory over Marino on Saturday ensured that Democrats will maintain control of the (Delaware) state Senate. It also notched a big win for a new generation of Democratic activists shocked into action by the election"
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Trump at a gathering of state Attorneys General: "Maybe these Jewish center threats are being made by Democrats to make us look bad". THIS is why you shouldn't listen to InfoWars
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Who is the current director of the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office? That's not a memory test, it's a serious question: nobody knows whether the USPTO director is still in charge, and the Agency is refusing to say
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(WBUR Boston)
 
 
 
Massachusetts 8th district voters may get to Lynch a little Wu...or is that Wu a little Lynch? Eh, Democrats. They're all interchangeable
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Mon February 27, 2017
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Paul's Memory Bank is continuing "Swinging Through the Alphabet" with 2 hours of songs beginning with the letter "C". Show starts at 8PM ET
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
GWB believes the media is "indispensable to democracy," though, to be fair, he does not know what indispensable means
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
In tomorrow's speech to a joint session of Congress, President Trump should seek bipartisanship and find middle ground with Democrats
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Did they take his mugshot before or after the pills were removed from his butt?
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Another Oscar screw-up had living producer's photo used for 'In Memoriam' sequence
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Sun February 26, 2017
(Dezeen)
 
 
 
A crowdfunding campaign to bring a lightning-bolt statue in memory of David Bowie to London aims to raise £1 million in 28 days
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Hide your sports memorabilia - OJ Simpson to be released from prison as early as October
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Sat February 25, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Some headlines don't have to be changed: Too few flushes get state Democratic candidate thrown off ballot
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
New EPA chief demonstrates gratitude, familiarity with insides of pockets
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Democrats vote today on the future of their party. It's your official DNC Chair Vote Discussion Thread
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Fri February 24, 2017
(Lawrence Journal-World)
 
 
 
As the revolt in Brownbackistan gains momentum, rebel forces seize control of the state legislature and vote to accept Obamacare funds to expand Medicaid, and restore the tenure rights to public school teachers that were removed in 2014
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(AP)
 
 
 
Democratic members of congress are not having to put up with the public humiliations that are plaguing their Republican colleagues are enduring. No, it's not because their constituents love them it's because they're avoiding having town hall meetings
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
State Department memo regarding leaks quickly leaked
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Rex Tillerson demoted from Big Oil captain of industry to Mexican Government Piñata Biatch. Let's see if anyone notices
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Lawmaker wants to remove Hillary Clinton's landing strip
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Thu February 23, 2017
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Ever get up in the morning and think "self, where did I leave the remote?" Some poor sap got up and said, "Now where did I leave that chunk of the rarest metal known to man?"
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Even the Republican town halls are nice in MN: Oh you better don't stop supporting Trump and stop threatening to repeal Obamacare, I may have to vote Democratic next election, dontchaknow
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
No matter who wins, Democrats lose
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Admiral who oversaw the mission to get Osama bin Laden says Donald Trump is the worst threat to democracy he's ever witnessed
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Newly elected Latino democratic sheriff informs the federal government that their deputies will no longer serve as deputies for ICE
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(Bozeman Daily Chronicle)
 
 
 
Montana Republicans: we can't let people vote by mail because they might vote for Democrats
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Wed February 22, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Republicans already trying to turn Elizabeth Warren into face of Democratic party for 2018 elections. BOOGA BOOGA
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(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Vandals deface the Washington Monument, Lincoln and WWII Memorials with bizarre conspiracy theories about the JFK assassination, 9/11, and HIV blood tests. Secret Service officials say they are "pretty sure" Trump was asleep in his bed at the time
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Sorry, Norway. At $9 a beer, you can keep your world-class democracy, large social net, low economic inequality, high happiness index, hot women, and politicians that actually work together to better their country
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Tue February 21, 2017
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Democrats, in their tireless search for a 2020 loser, now looking at Washington state's governor
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(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Iowa Lawmker introduces bill to "create greater diversity of thought" at Iowa's Universities.. by instituting a hiring freeze "until the number of registered Republicans and Democrats on the faculty fall within 10 percent of each other"
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Don Lemon fact-checks the alternative filmmaker behind the grossly idiotic film that makes Sweden look like Chicago and resulted in Trump making a global gaffe
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Could the Republicans' gerrymandering actually end up helping Democrats?
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Mon February 20, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Russia denies interfering in the elections of a Western democracy. This is not a repeat of the last time they got caught doing this
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Tonight at 8PM ET, Paul's Memory Bank presents Swinging Through the Alphabet Part 2. Two hours of songs beginning with the letter "B", spanning 1947 through 1983
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Why are Democrats criticizing Trump for the amount of golf he plays? "It's ironic that the same people who don't want Trump to do anything complain when he doesn't do anything"
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Trump's private lawyer Michel Cohen, his Russian "fixer," convicted felon and mafia member Felix Sater, and an ally of Viktor Yanukovych, secretly worked out a "peace plan" this summer to lift sanctions on Russia and remove Ukraine's current leaders
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Sun February 19, 2017
(The Japan News)
 
 
 
Japanese insurance company announces 100 finalists in annual senryu poem contest for salaried workers. Top poems referenced relationships in the workplace, overtime reforms, and Pokemon Go
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Scientists discover how to delete bad memories. You forgot you submitted this with a better headline
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Sat February 18, 2017
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Don Lemon has had enough of Republicans crying Fake News over every story which defies GOP spin
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Patrick Stewart opens up about his Poop character in the Emoji movie
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
One of the most pressing issues being debated on the floor of the Texas capitol is stopping people from using the Chilean flag emoji in lieu of the Texas state flag
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Fri February 17, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
After a brutal week and several public missteps, Trump's support is in free-fall among a demographic that was critical to getting him elected last November: White males, between the ages of 25-45, who live in Russia
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic to get an 8th season in 2018. This means the show is now old enough that if a Brony had ever actually touched a woman and had a child when season 1 began, the child would now be in the show's target demographic
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
2006: Pluto demoted from planet. 2017: New Zealand promoted to continent
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Trump administration denies that it considered calling up National Guard troops to aid in deportations, so obviously here is the 12 page memo written by DHS Secretary Kelly suggesting it (PDF)
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Democrat state leaders really want Obama and his organizing to fark the fark off, they have lost enough already
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
A meeting between lawmakers and the acting director of ICE took an interesting turn when several Hispanic Democrats were "asked" to leave. It's almost as if certain people don't want them to know what's going on
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Thu February 16, 2017
(The Stack)
 
 
 
Ericsson demonstrates end-to-end 5G network in Sweden
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(Hot Air)
 
 
 
Today in Why Democrats Lost has some Democrats gearing up to challenge their own incumbents in 2018 because they are not angry and shouty about everything every day
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Van Jones attempts to find correlation and causation where none exists, saying if Democrats fought against mass incarceration we would never have gotten a President Trump
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Tillerson forced to stay at sanatorium with old people in wheelchairs, 30 minutes away from other G20 attendees, because nobody booked him and his entourage a room early enough. Meets with Lavrov, then quickly has press removed from room
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