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Headlines matching 'emo'
Thu February 09, 2012
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(YouTube) Scary Man demonstrates to his kids why you shouldn't drop a firecracker down a manhole  (youtube.com) (49)
(LiveLeak) Video BBC news crew manages to track down and confront racist internet tough guy, who was trolling memorial pages on Facebook  (liveleak.com) (46)


Wed February 08, 2012
(HitFix) Cool Denzel Washington headed for more action in '2 Guns' opposite Mark Wahlberg. Chances of a He Got Game sequel featuring the Funky Bunch remain remote  (hitfix.com) (40)
(Washington Post) Unlikely Democratic congressional chairman wants you to know that the millions he sent a state agency was for society's good, not to get his son a $129,000 per year job. And the fact that his son left as soon as he lost the chairmanship? Coincidence  (washingtonpost.com) (36)


Tue February 07, 2012
(CNN) Dumbass Gingrich's spokesman edits wikipedia page to remove all mention of Newt's marriages, ethics violations, and add important facts about his balancing the budget, defeating communisism, and killing Osama Bin Laden with his giant penis  (politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com) (67)
(Mirror.co.uk) Amusing 14 Dickens masterpieces summarized in 140 characters or less. #pleasecanihavesomemore   (mirror.co.uk) (26)


Mon February 06, 2012
(Ars Technica) Fail Facebook's ability to delete content you remove is measured in Friedman units  (arstechnica.com) (31)


Sun February 05, 2012
(Quad City Times) Hero Public school lunchlady demands the deep fryers in the cafeteria be removed so she can force students to eat healthy instead of trusting them to make their own choices  (qctimes.com) (123)


Sat February 04, 2012
(Chicago Sun-Times) Spiffy Let citrus turn your next dinner into a lemon party  (suntimes.com) (76)


Fri February 03, 2012
(Talking Points Memo) Asinine In a shocking and totally unpredictable move, GOP leaders look to renege on the defense limit cuts called for in last years sequester deal. Obama and Democrats flabbergasted   (tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com) (121)


Thu February 02, 2012
(NJ.com) Dumbass N.J. Democratic lawmakers: "Shame on Chris Christie for abusing the Port Authority for patronage. (Psst, hey Port Authority, how about some patronage?)"  (nj.com) (13)
(ABC) Stupid Having run out of regular immigrants, Canada recruits bureaucrats to pose as new Canadians for a citizenship ceremony  (abcnews.go.com) (37)
(Daily Kos) Florida Pro-tip: If you're going to submit legislation given to you by a shady, secretive lobbying group, then it may be a good idea to remove said lobbying group's mission statement from the legislation text first  (dailykos.com) (52)
(CBS 4 Denver) Dumbass Employees taking stacks of cash from a bank vault for an auditor to count, forget to remove the ones with the exploding dye packs  (denver.cbslocal.com) (50)


Wed February 01, 2012
(Salon) Dumbass You're Newt Gingrich's superPAC director. Do you c) respond to criticism of dog-whistling by blaming MSNBC, saying that black people have no role models, and that Democrats abort black babies?  (salon.com) (125)
(Think Progress) Stupid Constitutional "Scholars" in Washington state proposed a bill that would forbid the state government from using any legal tender other than gold and silver coins. At last, those commemorative 9/11 coins will finally be worth something  (thinkprogress.org) (113)
(Talking Points Memo) Dumbass Mitt Romney follows up his decisive Florida primary win with another shot to the foot: I'm not concerned about the very poor...that's what the Democratic party is for  (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com) (291)
(Mirror.co.uk) Hero Last surviving member of original SAS dies at age 92, will be buried in a quiet ceremony together with his enormous brass balls  (mirror.co.uk) (51)


Tue January 31, 2012
(Starpulse) Sad Tracy Morgan's mother is facing foreclosure on her home, Liz Lemon  (starpulse.com) (46)
(Chicago Tribune) Interesting Phil Jackson's memoir to be titled "Eleven Rings", but which one does he consider most precious?  (chicagotribune.com) (47)
(Washington Post) Sad Famed British actor Ian Abercrombie dies at 77, his seven Seinfeld episodes imbedded his unique character in our memory forever  (washingtonpost.com) (63)


Mon January 30, 2012
(Richmond Times-Dispatch) Stupid Virginia is for lovers: Instead of killing bill to require an ultrasound before an abortion, Democratic State Senator amends it instead: UFIA for guys wanting ED treatment  (www2.timesdispatch.com) (198)
(Short List) Unlikely News: Martin Scorsese pens angry op-ed piece bemoaning the lack of awards love for an actor from his latest film. Fark: Said actor is a Doberman named Blackie  (shortlist.com) (26)
(Yahoo) Obvious Once again demonstrating the great man's vise-like grip on the blindingly obvious, Pat Buchanan says Reagan saw Gingrich as "something of a political opportunist"  (news.yahoo.com) (32)
(WBIR) Dumbass Tennessee Tea Party wants to remove slavery from textbooks. But don't you dare call them racist  (wbir.com) (345)


Sun January 29, 2012
(LA Times) PSA 100 Occupy protesters learn that an illegal demonstration is when you stick around after the police tell you to move your legal demonstration. Oh, and when you tear down a fence to take over an empty building  (latimes.com) (224)
(Herald Tribune) Florida 55-year-old Florida man claiming Indian descent wears war paint, headdresses, and performs sacred dance ceremonies at heritage festivals across the state. Some Native Americans have a problem with this (w/ pic of alleged Indian)  (heraldtribune.com) (164)


Sat January 28, 2012
(Huffington Post) Amusing A Republican member of the Indiana General Assembly withdrew his bill to create a pilot program for drug testing welfare applicants Friday after one of his Democratic colleagues amended the measure to require drug testing for lawmakers  (huffingtonpost.com) (110)
(Daily Mail) Caturday Gemma the cat undergoes surgery to remove a huge tumor from her stomach - which turned out to be a hairball that weighed almost a half a pound. Your cat wants a good brushing on Caturday  (dailymail.co.uk) (968)


Fri January 27, 2012
(Smithsonian) Cool In 1920, world's first "portable stovepipe wireless telephone" was demonstrated in the pages of the Sandusky (Ohio) Register. Range of 500 yards, but unfortunately no apps  (blogs.smithsonianmag.com) (18)
(BBC) Hero American sniper with 255 kills asked if he feels remorse. "When I do go face God there is going to be lots of things I will have to account for, but killing any of those people is not one of them"  (bbc.co.uk) (563)
(BBC) Ironic Users of popular remote control software warned to stop using it because it might allow people to remotely control their computer  (bbc.co.uk) (14)
(Some Guy) Silly Some folks won't pay $628 to remove a skunk, but then again some folk'll  (uticaod.com) (29)
(Pantagraph.com) Followup Two pieces of IL senator's brain removed... The one small piece left still considered smarter than 95% of remaining Illinois senate members combined  (pantagraph.com) (21)


Thu January 26, 2012
(Fox News) Interesting Memorial service to cap three days of mourning for Joe Paterno at Penn State. Rumor has it that any PSU student not mourning sincerely enough could face harsh penalties, like all 8am classes next semester  (foxnews.com) (164)
(NBA) Fail Guess that ring ceremony must have been too distracting for them to lose to the T-Wolves at home  (nba.com) (48)
(Townhall) Hero Gingrich has declared war on the anti-Republican media pro-liberal bias and double standard that give Democrat candidates a built in 8- to 10-point advantage. It's about time. We've got a country to save  (townhall.com) (202)


Wed January 25, 2012
(Guardian) Followup And now a response to the State of the Union from a fictional character that will still make more sense than what most Republicans and Democrats will say today  (guardian.co.uk) (46)
(Red State) Sad Difference between the 2008 and 2012 primaries? In 2008, Democrats fight over two highly electable candidates. In 2012, Republicans fight over two highly flawed candidates and neither side thinks the other can win  (redstate.com) (71)
(Talking Points Memo) Interesting And now, a handy guide as to how residents and guests of the cities hosting the 2012 conventions will have their freedoms permanently trampled upon. But before you can view this, I'm going to need you to remove your shoes, citizen   (tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com) (13)
(LA Times) Followup The House on Tuesday approved a measure that seeks to permit religious symbols on federal war memorials; betting pool now open on how long before the first pentagram is erected for the lulz  (latimes.com) (214)


Tue January 24, 2012
(Sun Sentinel) Florida 66 cats removed from home. Damn beatniks  (sun-sentinel.com) (37)
(Buzzfeed) Spiffy BMW introduces first open-road self-driving car guided by remote assist. Driver's hands now free to accomplish other important front seat tasks (w/video)  (buzzfeed.com) (32)


Mon January 23, 2012
(Think Progress) Sick In a stunning display of rational discourse, Arkansas conservatives hold a productive town hall meeting with a local Democratic campaign manager about their concerns. Just kidding; they kill his cat and scrawl LIBERAL on it (warning: graphic)  (thinkprogress.org) (497)
(Gamma Squad) Amusing Ralph Fiennes reads Voldemort slash fiction aloud while wearing pajamas. This is a very specific fetish  (gammasquad.uproxx.com) (57)
(Talking Points Memo) Obvious The chart Democrats really don't want GOP voters to see  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (192)


Sun January 22, 2012
(Some Guy) Amusing Democrats: making fun of homosexuals is wrong, but it's ok to make fun of those inbred southerners  (chronicle.augusta.com) (513)
(Washington Post) Sad Turns out that thousands of Egyptians died in the street to remove a dictator in order to vote in a new one. Welcome to the Arab Winter  (washingtonpost.com) (268)
(NJ.com) Fail To commemorate the Giants playing in the NFC Championship game, the Empire state building was supposed to be lit blue. Since you're reading this on Fark, you can probably guess what happened  (nj.com) (77)


Fri January 20, 2012
(JWF) Obvious "In 2008 it was already well known John Edwards was cheating on his wife, but the media gave him a free pass. Why? Because he's a Democrat, of course"  (jammiewf.com) (274)
(The Hill) Obvious Just so you know, the Democrats have accepted more campaign money from Bain Capital than the Republicans have  (thehill.com) (171)
(The Mercury) Cool Coolest cooking demo you'll see today: cooking with liquid nitrogen. Really cool: blowing steam out your nostrils when you eat it  (themercury.com.au) (33)
(Reuters) Fail Remember that tidy 8.7% yearly profit you had on your Google stock yesterday? Well, hold on to those memories  (reuters.com) (19)


Thu January 19, 2012
(ABC) Misc Georgia mom arrested for allowing 10-year-old son to get memorial tattoo for his dead brother. Ear piercing toddlers still o.k. though  (abcnews.go.com) (196)
(FilmDrunk) Interesting Republicans love Johnny Depp, Democrats love Denzel Washington, and Independents love that guy from "Gymkata"  (filmdrunk.uproxx.com) (35)
(The Raw Story) Followup The result of Wednesday's SOPA/PIPA blackouts: Republicans rush to renounce bills, but Democrats hold on tight  (rawstory.com) (174)
(Some Guy) Weird Witness at the center of the Pakistani 'memogate' may have his credibility damaged by a video that recently surfaced... Fark: of him acting as a commentator for a naked female wrestling bout  (asiancorrespondent.com) (14)
(Starpulse) Fail You know that LMFAO song you love? Well, hold on to those memories  (starpulse.com) (71)
(Some Guy) Spiffy After yesterday's protests, many lawmakers have pulled their support for SOPA/PIPA--including a half-dozen of its original sponsors. Democracy's condition upgraded to "mostly dead"  (abs-cbnnews.com) (66)
(Some Guy) Fail An Infographic demonstrating how, for over 100 years, the entertainment industry has always called every innovation "dangerous," always tried to kill or regulate it, and always been totally and utterly wrong  (addictinginfo.org) (38)


Wed January 18, 2012
(Some Guy) Interesting The DNC convention has been shortened to three days on the news that all Democrats have to do to win is let Republicans keep talking  (charlotteobserver.com) (26)
(Talking Points Memo) Stupid House Republicans are set to engage in a meaningless gesture to score cheap political points. It's a good thing they shelved SOPA, because meaningless gestures to score cheap political points is copyrighted by Democrats   (tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com) (33)
(Some Guy) Sad Sleep preserves and enhances the memory of the time you came home from college a day early and found your parents going at it with that gas-powered dildo from Naked Gun. Damn you sleep  (medicalxpress.com) (15)


Tue January 17, 2012
(MSNBC) Sad Patsy Tombaugh, widow of Pluto's discoverer, dies at age 99. Private ceremony will be limited to inner circle of friends  (cosmiclog.msnbc.msn.com) (91)


Mon January 16, 2012
(CNN) Interesting Researchers at the Biz Markie Memorial Center for Science and Discovery decide to take a look at what happens in your brain and throat when you're beatboxing  (cnn.com) (14)
(Yahoo) Scary When your city falls on hard financial times you have to cut back on a few luxuries like extra police, library operating hours, democracy--you know, little stuff like that  (news.yahoo.com) (107)


Sat January 14, 2012
(ABC) Silly US Department of the Interior agrees to change quote on the MLK Memorial after Maya Angelou points out he never said it  (abcnews.go.com) (153)


Fri January 13, 2012
(Bitten and Bound) Cool The Miss America prelim rounds ended last night. Miss Hawaii emerged as a front-runner for her beauty and a demonstration of rope trickery. Great Balls of Fire indeed. (pics, vid)  (bittenandbound.com) (38)
(PhysOrg.com) Scary Some dating websites don't remove GPS data from photos; others don't cater to stalkers  (physorg.com) (33)
(Yahoo) Obvious Federal Judge, who's gonna need surgery to remove his palm from his face, orders RI public HS to remove "School Prayer" mural, rejecting the schools argument that the mural was "purely secular"  (news.yahoo.com) (330)
(Bloomberg) Obvious SWAT team stands by while angry Chinese rioters throw eggs, demanding a) democracy, b) a free Tibet, or c) the iPhone 4S?  (bloomberg.com) (41)


Thu January 12, 2012
(WWSB ABC 7) Florida Home invasion suspect located hiding in dryer, lemony fresh  (mysuncoast.com) (26)
(Some Guy) Spiffy Sorta news: Ron Paul finishes second in NH Republican primary. Fark: Ron Paul finishes second in NH Democratic primary  (democratsforronpaul.com) (135)
(St. Petersburg Times) Florida Protip: After stealing baseball and sports memorabilia, don't offer to sell them back to the person you stole them from in the first place  (tampabay.com) (9)


Wed January 11, 2012
(CSMonitor) Cool Television manufacturers are now exploring ways to ditch the remote, presumably because it's too much exercise while watching TV  (csmonitor.com) (23)
(SeattlePI) Amusing Washington State Supreme Court to rule on landmark case "Emotionally Distressed Cop vs. Burger King Employee Who Spit In His Whopper"  (seattlepi.com) (78)
(KMOV St. Louis) Strange Cancer Barbie lets kids in on the fun of radiation and chemotherapy  (kmov.com) (60)
(Gothamist) Obvious Occupy wall street allowed back in Zucotti park "until they do something stupid"......This just in, Occupy Wall Street has been removed from Zucotti park  (gothamist.com) (65)


Tue January 10, 2012
(Talking Points Memo) Cool Democrats unleash the Bain Kraken  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (218)
(Some Geek) Fail Intel Fakes CES 2012 Ultrabook Demo  (semiaccurate.com) (18)


Mon January 09, 2012
(Daily Mail) Sad Mother has baby induced early so she can meet her dying 10-year-old sister. With pics that may make you call your cleaning lady to remove all the dust in this room  (dailymail.co.uk) (54)


Sat January 07, 2012
(Brisbane Courier-Mail) Spiffy Former speed drinking world record holder Bob Hawke demonstrates how to win friends and influence people in Australia  (couriermail.com.au) (24)


Fri January 06, 2012
(Think Progress) Asinine House Democrats flood in during a pro-forma session to demand that they start work. Inspired by their commitment to the country, the House Republicans agree and begin legislating. Just kidding, they cut off C-SPAN again  (thinkprogress.org) (141)
(Daily Kos) Dumbass Boehner: Obama can't appoint anyone, because we're in session. Democrats: Okay, then let's get to work today. Boehner: We can't because we're not in session  (dailykos.com) (219)
(People) Unlikely Kristen Stewart was almost moved to an emotion by her "Breaking Dawn" wedding dress   (stylenews.peoplestylewatch.com) (30)
(My Fox DC) Strange French fans of Michael Jackson sue the late star's doctor for "emotional damage" they suffered over his death. "It's similar to losing a childhood friend in a traffic accident," their lawyer said...exac...wait, what?  (myfoxdc.com) (43)
(Daily Mail) Fail Not news: photograph emerges of Mitt Romney in Vietnam demonstration. Do not pass news, proceed directly to Fark: in support of the Vietnam War  (dailymail.co.uk) (156)
(Fox News) Asinine It takes some balls to break into someone's house, live there openly, claim "adverse possession," throw out their stuff, and then charge them for home improvements because they were out of town getting chemo  (foxnews.com) (258)
(CourierPress) Photoshop PETA wants to put memorials on the roads where cows have died. Photoshop what such a memorial might look like  (courierpress.com) (30)


Thu January 05, 2012
(Some Guy) Fail Building his resume for a future career with the DEA, Navy SEAL shoots self in head while demonstrating that his gun was not loaded  (nctimes.com) (284)
(WRAL) Asinine When is the best time for the state legislature to override a veto? At midnight when the public hasn't been notified and five Democrats are absent, one of whom is in ICU after a car accident  (wral.com) (217)
(WorldNetDaily) Unlikely Mitt Romney is a secret Democrat  (wnd.com) (112)
(TMZ) Stupid Elin Nordegren has the $12 million mansion she just bought demolished because it's not good enough for her. If she keeps spending cash this way, she's going to have to find another sugar daddy lottery ticket to scratch  (tmz.com) (81)
(Fox News) Dumbass Gingrich: "I represent a genuine insurgency." Apparently didn't get the memo explaining how the U.S. deals with insurgents  (foxnews.com) (43)
(NYPost) Followup O, the painful travails of a Democratic 1%er - whether to buy back his old $44M place in the Hamptons or settle for a château in the south of France  (nypost.com) (16)


Wed January 04, 2012
(Mother Nature Network) Obvious New study reveals that middle-aged pot smokers actually scored higher on memory tests than those who didn't use the drug. So why is it illegal again?  (mnn.com) (374)
(My San Antonio) Asinine A Texas judge who ruled against execution has been removed from the case so that justice can be executed  (mysanantonio.com) (104)
(Buzzfeed) Obvious McCain to endorse Romney. In related news, hotel rooms are going fast for Obama's second inauguration ceremony next January  (buzzfeed.com) (85)
(Joystiq) Amusing Man takes a Kinect, a couple of Wii remotes, a pair of cameras, a VR helmet, and a robot and does the logical thing: creates a device to help groom his cat  (joystiq.com) (17)


Tue January 03, 2012
(Warming Glow) Sad Now you can turn our nation's biggest tragedy into a lasting memory for only $19.95. AMERICA  (warmingglow.uproxx.com) (129)
(Mediaite) Obvious Barney Frank offers succinct new slogan for Democrats: 'We're not perfect, but they're nuts'  (mediaite.com) (276)
(Yahoo) Followup The guy busted with the backpack full of explosives at a TX airport on New Year's Eve is now looking less like a scary terrorist and more like a Special Forces demolition expert planning some awesome fireworks for his buddies  (news.yahoo.com) (102)


Mon January 02, 2012
(LA Times) Fail Some Iowa Democrats caucusing for RON PAUL because Obama is too weak-kneed and conservative  (articles.latimes.com) (404)
(Bleacher Report) Interesting Will Kane's message of hate and Libertarianism further demoralize John Cena? And just who will be the mysterious person that returns on 1/2/2012? Brodus Clay? The Undertaker? Brock Lesnar? Akeem? Find out on WWE Monday Night Raw, 9 PM on USA  (bleacherreport.com) (2156)
(Some Guy) Dumbass Floyd Landis demonstrates that there nothing a cyclist will not do to cheat at his sport  (news.techworld.com) (20)


Sun January 01, 2012
(Buffalo News) Weird City randomly demolishes man's house without any notice or due process, then bills him $40k for the privilege. Then it gets weird  (buffalonews.com) (96)
(Some Guy) Sad Pokemon championship claimed by 26-year-old man who has most likely never touched a woman and will die alone  (triblocal.com) (110)


Sat December 31, 2011
(NYPost) Followup After TN woman is brought up on NY charges for trying to check her legal gun, the state's leftiest liberal leftist left-wing Democrat says "actually, these gun laws of ours might be kinda stupid"  (nypost.com) (284)


Fri December 30, 2011
(CBS News) Asinine South Carolina Democrats seek to ban mandated cheerful phone greeting by state employees. In other news, South Carolina state workers still answer the phone  (cbsnews.com) (38)
(TMZ) Fail Wife of legendary car salesman Cal Worthington realizes she has a lemon, wants to trade up from the '91 model  (tmz.com) (40)


Thu December 29, 2011
(Computerworld) Sad Tech luminaries we lost in 2011. May their memories never be deleted  (computerworld.com) (18)
(Daily Mail) Sad Teenager dies days after delivering baby she saved by forgoing chemotherapy. 'She told the nurse, "I'm done, I did what I was supposed to. My baby is going to get here safe".' Damn dusty room  (dailymail.co.uk) (262)
(NYPost) Dumbass Tourist from Tennessee brings pistol to 9/11 memorial in New York City and asks cop if she can check it at the door, hilarity ensues  (nypost.com) (379)
(CNN) Interesting Good news, Americans. CNN has finally aired a segment explaining why those durn Straights of Whoremoose are so important and why you should care if them durn al queda or whoever close it down  (cnn.com) (22)
(American Thinker) PSA Democrats are to blame for poverty in America because the Colombian government built a giant elevator in the Medellin ghetto  (americanthinker.com) (46)
(Yahoo) Misc Wrestling legend Kamala, the Ugandan Headhunter "unders leg amputation". After waking from sedation he promptly removes prosthetic, bashes doctor over head with it  (sports.yahoo.com) (35)


Tue December 27, 2011
(Reason Magazine) Interesting Who is more anti-science, Republicans or Democrats? Correct  (reason.com) (190)
(Some Guy) Obvious Jay Cutler is having his pins removed, and is not likely to play for the remainder of the season. Subby is having trouble uncrossing his legs after misreading the headline  (chicago.cbslocal.com) (16)
(Washington Post) Obvious The US Senate's most conservative Democratic Senator decides that he can't beat an actual Republican next fall  (washingtonpost.com) (68)


Sat December 24, 2011
(Lohud.com) Sappy Nine-year-old boy with leukemia gets rescue puppy for Christmas, delivered by fire truck. And if that don't do the trick, the pic in TFA will demolish the rest of you cold-hearted bastards  (lohud.com) (67)
(KTLA) Followup Latest rectally extracted figures indicate Occupy L.A. protests cost more than two-thirds of a Michael Jackson memorial and slightly more than a 1%er makes in a week  (ktla.com) (74)


Fri December 23, 2011
(This Is Plymouth) Unlikely Napoleonic invasion, demonic possession, zombies, perverts and crashing Santas - just how do English councils prepare for the worst?  (thisisplymouth.co.uk) (16)


Thu December 22, 2011
(National Journal) News House Republicans cave to outside pressure, agree to compromise with Democrats. This is not a repeat from ever  (nationaljournal.com) (282)
(Some Guy) Silly Who said democracy was dead? Meet Vermin Supreme, presidential candidate  (gloucestertimes.com) (26)
(LA Times) Obvious Axl Rose says he won't pull a Marlon Brando or Michael Moore scene at the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame induction ceremony. But don't count on seeing Slash  (latimes.com) (102)


Wed December 21, 2011
(St. Petersburg Times) Obvious Politifact's Lie of the Year widely criticized among right-wing blogosphere. Oh it was a Democratic lie and liberals are upset? Never mind  (tampabay.com) (241)


Tue December 20, 2011
(Bloomberg) Interesting Oh, yeah. Like this hasn't happened before. "German's Push To Remodel Europe May Backfire"  (bloomberg.com) (38)


Mon December 19, 2011
(The Indy Channel) Strange Man drives up steps of War Memorial draped in an American flag and carrying a gun, says he's trying to spread message of Jesus Christ -- because, yeah, that's totally something Jesus would do  (theindychannel.com) (45)


Sun December 18, 2011
(Entertainment Weekly) Interesting As 2011 comes to a close, Vince Gilligan talks about filming the year's most memorable scene in television. Yes, the big scene from the "Breaking Bad" season finale. Yes, *THAT* scene. (SPOILERS)  (popwatch.ew.com) (76)
(Telegraph) Cool The coolest (if not safest) five science demonstrations you can do at home. Bonus: not a slideshow  (blogs.telegraph.co.uk) (23)
(Boston.com) Spiffy Now I get the hype; Tebowmania: "The emotional state of the gambler who put $100 on Denver's money line six weeks ago and turned that $100 into $24,288 during the Broncos' six-game winning streak.''  (boston.com) (26)


Sat December 17, 2011
(Politico) Hero "Total appropriations - emergency and non-emergency - in 2012 are expected to be no more than $1.181 trillion, about $30 billion less than 2011 and an estimated $94 billion below fiscal 2010 when Democrats controlled Congress"  (politico.com) (305)
(MSNBC) Interesting Scientists have figured out that {Republicans} {Democrats} are good for our democracy  (msnbc.msn.com) (47)
(CBS News) Followup Just when you thought you've completely wiped out the memory of the the last one, Madonna to release first album in five years  (cbsnews.com) (22)
(Reuters) Scary Virginia GOP: "If you're a Democrat, you're not fit to adopt"  (reuters.com) (172)
(BattleSwarm) PSA Gen. Ricardo Sanchez drops out of Texas Senate race. "Right now the only Democratic candidates are a guy that doesn't look old enough to drink and a guy who's been dead for 191 years"  (battleswarmblog.com) (19)
(TMZ) Amusing Journey's Neal Schon demands that a pic of him Lovin', Touchin', and Squeezin' himself be removed from the internet  (tmz.com) (42)


Fri December 16, 2011
(Buzzfeed) Interesting "If you gave Jerry Falwell an enema, he could be buried in a matchbox" and 14 more of Christopher Hitchens' most memorable quotes. Bonus: Not a slideshow  (buzzfeed.com) (251)


Thu December 15, 2011
(Huffington Post) Weird Woman claims her poodle was possessed by a demon. Aren't they all?  (huffingtonpost.com) (87)
(Townhall) Obvious Democrats didn't improve anything and nothing has been made better. According to President Obama's own standard, and contrary to what he said on "60 Minutes," he does not deserve a second term  (townhall.com) (121)
(Politico) Amusing The eight most memorable attacks the GOP candidates have made against one another since May  (politico.com) (19)


Wed December 14, 2011
(ABC) Obvious Democrats to bend over on the millionaires' tax  (abcnews.go.com) (148)
(New York Daily News) Followup "Jason Bourne's got his memory back three times in a row now... It's not amnesia, you have a learning disability," said the star regarding his return to the franchise, adding, "MAAAAATT DAAAAAMON"  (nydailynews.com) (27)
(SeattlePI) Scary If you like drinking Mountain Dew, Squirt, Fanta Orange, Sunkist Pineapple, Gatorade Thirst Quencher, Powerade Strawberry Lemonade or Fresca congratulations: You're drinking flame retardant  (blog.seattlepi.com) (263)
(FOX6Now) Asinine Oh my God, Cartoon characters are living in Wisconsin and they're voting Democratic  (fox6now.com) (186)
(Mediaite) Cool Pearl Harbor veterans do what WWII vets do when some mamby pamby actors on some mamby pamby Hawaian Five Oh show decides to mamby pamby film during their solemn Pearl Harbor rememberance ceremony. Bunch of jack wagon actors  (mediaite.com) (162)
(Telegraph) Unlikely Tired of corruption, beatings and arrests, villagers chase out government officials and set up local democratic rule. The Arab Spring marches o... huh whut? no way. China?  (telegraph.co.uk) (66)


Tue December 13, 2011
(Above the Law) Fail Man sues Google to remove results related to his Nazi sex orgy. Google results now show thousands of hits for "Man sues Google to remove results related to his Nazi sex orgy"  (abovethelaw.com) (151)
(The Sun) Asinine What might socialized medicine cost? Try over $300,000 in four years for removing ugly tattoos from stupid people  (thesun.co.uk) (142)


Mon December 12, 2011
(The TSA Blog) Asinine TSA: "We did not intend to order her to remove a medically-necessary back brace. We thought it was a money belt"  (blog.tsa.gov) (287)


Sun December 11, 2011
(Some TARDIS Databanks) Cool Two lost 1960s Doctor Who episodes have been recovered by the BBC - watch clips of classic Who no one has seen in forty years to the left, complain about how they're not emo or sparkly enough to the right  (tardisdatabanks.com) (116)
(Onion AV Club) Stupid That movie you spent a lot of time watching in your bunk as a kid is being remade. No, not that one. No, not "Fast Times at Ridgemont High." That other one  (avclub.com) (175)
(Talking Points Memo) Spiffy The real winner over MItt Romney's $10,000 bet with Rick Perry? The Democratic party  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (211)
(The Hollywood Reporter) Stupid Have you ever wondered what Peter Parker would look like if he were a sparkly emo pretty boy instead of a geek? Well, the teaser poster for the new Spider-Man movie answers that question quite definitively  (hollywoodreporter.com) (112)


Sat December 10, 2011
(NPR) Followup Former governor and ambassador John Huntsman was removed from tonight's debate as he is no longer considered a "viable candidate" while professional crazy person Ron Paul and The Human Google Bomb Rick Santorum are still invited  (npr.org) (107)


Fri December 09, 2011
(New York Daily News) Followup Baldwingate intensifies yet again, as flight attendants union ups the ante on Alec Baldwin, demanding he be put on no-fly list and that 30 Rock be removed from all in-flight entertainment. Your move, Alec  (nydailynews.com) (81)
(Daily Mail) Cool Memory Lane: Remember everything you ever wanted for Christmas as a kid? Take a look at this catalog from 1976 for a glimpse of how we used to live  (dailymail.co.uk) (536)
(Washington Post) Obvious Coca-Cola moves its secret formula (water, sugar, brown food coloring) to a different vault for first time since they removed opium from the recipe  (washingtonpost.com) (135)


Thu December 08, 2011
(News.com.au) Sad Priceless stage props and memorobilia from classic 60's TV show have been lost or stolen over the years  (news.com.au) (44)
(Talking Points Memo) Interesting How Mitt Romney did exactly what Democrats wanted him to do by attacking Newt  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (55)
(Some Guy) Followup Sixteen-year-old who took sword from Lincoln Memorial says, "the sword came loose when I grabbed it"  (stlouis.cbslocal.com) (116)
(Daily Kos) Dumbass Politico decides to honor two Democrats and two Republicans for public policy. Daily Kos has a problem with this  (dailykos.com) (97)
(Huffington Post) Spiffy Same-sex marriages pump $12M into Iowa economy. Supporters a little choked up about the plethora of ceremonies while the fundies are still really butthurt over the whole thing  (huffingtonpost.com) (139)


Wed December 07, 2011
(Canoe) Stupid School bus drivers ordered to remove Christmas decorations, including ribbons, bows, snowflakes, Christmas crackers, snowmen, elves, Santa Claus and angels from their buses. That's stup-- angels? BURN IN HELL OTTO  (cnews.canoe.ca) (57)


Tue December 06, 2011
(YouTube) Obvious TSA: searches your bags, subjects them to X-ray screening, makes you remove your belt and shoes, only lets you have 3 oz shampoo. Airlines: Welcome to your flight, here's a metal can which can be easily fashioned into a sharp blade  (youtube.com) (62)
(Entertainment Weekly) Interesting Democrats watch TV like this. Republicans watch TV like *THIS*  (insidetv.ew.com) (305)
(Time) Scary Egypt is taken over by the Islamists not democracy, world stunned. Except for Israel who running shouting, told ya so told ya so, na na na na  (globalspin.blogs.time.com) (409)
(Gawker) Asinine Let's recap. The senate approved the NDAA. The amendment to remove indefinite detention failed. It will declare the US a battleground, anyone can get arrested and detained, and it legalizes bestiality- wait, what?  (gawker.com) (236)
(Washington Post) Fail There's butthurt, and then there's Virginia Senate Democratic butthurt  (washingtonpost.com) (92)


Mon December 05, 2011
(Talking Points Memo) Dumbass Sen. Jon Kyl will only vote to extend the payroll tax cut if Democrats agree to extend the Bush tax cuts  (tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com) (104)
(Atlanta Journal Constitution) Amusing Republican lawmakers: "People receiving public funds should be regularly drug tested." Democratic lawmaker: "You mean like legislators? Good idea"  (ajc.com) (205)
(Some Sad TFettes) Followup Donation link for the RabidDog/Carl Memorial fund to the left, thank you all to the right  (turbofark.com) (360)
(Politico) PSA Democrats, Republicans release their dueling tax plans. Whoever wins, we lose  (politico.com) (139)
(Politico) Unlikely Marco Rubio releases new unembellished memoir. Spoiler Alert: Fidel Castro is his father  (politico.com) (29)
(USA Today) Hero A look back at silicone bracelets and the great democratization of philanthropy they brought  (yourlife.usatoday.com) (60)
(The New York Times) Cool Good news the recession is over as demonstrated by a huge jump in global CO2 emissions  (nytimes.com) (77)


Sat December 03, 2011
(LiveLeak) Amusing Let's watch very carefully as this woman demonstrates the correct method of firing this gun  (liveleak.com) (38)


Fri December 02, 2011
(Huffington Post) Fail Demonstrating the need to eliminate the Department of Education, Herman Cain's super PAC releases an ad with his name spelled wrong  (huffingtonpost.com) (21)
(Chicago Sun-Times) Followup Mall used in "Blues Brothers" movie to be demolished, yet again  (southtownstar.suntimes.com) (67)


Thu December 01, 2011
(Hot Air) Obvious Cain: The Democrats might be trying to take me down because I'm their worst nightmare and they'd rather face Gingrich  (hotair.com) (88)
(Red State) Interesting A few questions for Democratics regarding the payroll tax cut  (redstate.com) (81)
(YouTube) Strange Blizzard is now apparently targeting the "biatchy sullen ex-girlfriend" demographic. WoW  (youtube.com) (234)
(The eXiled) Sad Reporter who immigrated from USSR gets a case of deja vu as he's locked in jail for covering American democracy protest  (exiledonline.com) (283)


Wed November 30, 2011
(Some Good German) Interesting Declassified memo hinted of the 1941 Pearl Harbor attack by the Germans  (usnews.com) (145)
(Springfield Republican) Dumbass Massachusetts, which recently moved the 2012 state primary to avoid a Jewish holy day, has to move it again to avoid a Democratic holy day  (masslive.com) (18)
(Boston.com) Interesting Don't worry, GOP, you'll still have someone to demonize once Barney Frank is gone. A Kennedy will run for his seat  (boston.com) (34)
(Some Lapp Dancing Guy) Ironic Maija the traffic safety reindeer killed in traffic accident. Memorial services will be held next week. The Police are asking the public to bring their own mashed potatoes and lingonberry sauce  (hs.fi) (13)


Tue November 29, 2011
(Talking Points Memo) Dumbass Newt Gingrich likes to write off his previous support of an individual mandate as an indiscretion from the 90s. But he supported the idea as lately as 2008, the same year Democrats started talking about implementing it  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (46)
(Talking Points Memo) Interesting Yesterday's Democratic ads against Mitt Romney may have given us a preview of the 2012 elections   (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (41)
(The Hill) Scary With Barney Frank leaving, the Democrats are going to turn the bat shiat crazy on the top Democrat on the House Financial Services Committee up to 11  (thehill.com) (79)
(The Smoking Gun) Silly When life hands you lemons, squeeze them into some vodka and have some fun with this week's Mugshot Roundup  (thesmokinggun.com) (81)


Mon November 28, 2011
(YouTube) Strange That's not a UFO, that's obviously Voldemort  (youtube.com) (29)


Sat November 26, 2011
(Wales) Photoshop Photoshop this memorial mask  (snowce.tumblr.com) (30)


Fri November 25, 2011
(ABC) Interesting Ex-N.Y. mafia boss found dead by river in Canada. Autopsy results are pending after removal of cement shoes  (abcnews.go.com) (38)
(Washington Post) Followup Before you go all "ZOMG HAX THE RUSSIANZ R COMING," check to make sure you don't have a plant employee logging in remotely while on a trip abroad  (washingtonpost.com) (31)
(Kotaku) Dumbass Petition to remove all discussion of Skyrim from the internet  (kotaku.com) (123)


Thu November 24, 2011
(BBC) Interesting Dreaming eases painful memories. WHY WON'T DREW STOP WEARING THAT BIKINI AND DANCING AROUND???  (bbc.co.uk) (14)


Wed November 23, 2011
(Rolling Stone) PSA I'll save you 100 clicks -- Rolling Stone Magazine says that Jimi Hendrix is still the greatest rock guitarist, and demonstrates that the guitar is an old man's instrument  (rollingstone.com) (165)
(CFRA) Obvious Occupy Ottawa demonstration broken up by Canadian police in unspeakable orgy of violence: Eight people received tickets, one was helped to hospital and three others had their feelings temporarily hurt  (cfra.com) (167)


Tue November 22, 2011
(Bloomberg) Sad Remember the excitement of watching the University of Maryland compete in swimming? Well ...hold on to those memories  (bloomberg.com) (31)


Mon November 21, 2011
(The New York Times) Followup UC Davis suspends Police Chief in pepper spray incident, three days after two campus police officers sprayed SEATED protesters during an OWS demonstration  (nytimes.com) (527)
(Talking Points Memo) Obvious Thanks to the tireless efforts of the GOP Democrats are gaining an early lock on an important voting bloc, EVERYONE HISPANIC  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (191)
(NewsBusters) Silly Democrats rewrite their MadLibs talking points, replace "Koch Brothers" with "Grover Norquist" under the [Scary Boogeyman] listings  (newsbusters.org) (175)
(Chicago Sun-Times) Cool Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band to tour in 2012. Clarence Clemons will be missed, but Jack the Rabbit and Weak Knees Willie, you know they're gonna be there, and sloppy Sue and Big Bones Billie, they'll be comin' up for air  (southtownstar.suntimes.com) (28)


Fri November 18, 2011
(Talking Points Memo) Followup Democrats taunt the latest GOP supercommittee offer a second time, accuse them of smelling like elderberries   (tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com) (109)
(Fark) Survey Don't know how much you remember from the last seven days, but here's the Fark Weird News Quiz to test your memory  (fark.com) (35)
(Salon) Ironic George W. Bush unknowingly gave Democrats a weapon to use against the Congressional Supercommittee  (salon.com) (85)


Thu November 17, 2011
(Yahoo) Interesting Meet the world's youngest CEO. He's already lobbying Congress for regulations to put your kid's lemonade stand out of business  (ca.news.yahoo.com) (19)
(NYPost) Cool "You are kidding yourself if you think you can be one of the highest-taxed states in the nation, have a reputation for being anti-business - and have a rosy economic future." - so says hatemongering GOP monster Andrew Cuomo  (nypost.com) (284)
(Boston Globe) Sad After two years of living the good life, New England's squirrels are starving on account of the smallest acorn crop in memory  (bostonglobe.com) (37)


Wed November 16, 2011
(PJ Media) Interesting 7/10 of the richest politicians are Democrats. He's on there. She's on there. Oh and him too  (pjmedia.com) (214)
(Toronto Star) Obvious Couple marry as the resort hosting the ceremony burns to the ground. The divorce should be spectacular. (w/pic of happy couple surrounded by flames)  (thestar.com) (59)
(Baltimore Sun) Amusing Karl Rove to Occupy JHU: If you believe in free speech you can demonstrate it by shutting up and waiting for the QA session. Until then[Garble] act like you're not the only one with a 1st amendment right to be heard  (articles.baltimoresun.com) (284)
(Marketwatch) Misc Intertek leads the FTSE higher, wants to know if you got the memo about the TPS reports  (marketwatch.com) (4)
(CBC) Fail If you're going to secretly place motion sensitive cameras in trees to spy on someone, make sure the flash is turned off first. Also, deleting crime photos from the memory cards of previous stakeouts won't hurt either  (cbc.ca) (62)


Tue November 15, 2011
(Daily Kos) Obvious Some patriot who is clearly solely interested in the democratic process just took out the "Recall Walker" website with a DDOS attack  (dailykos.com) (113)


Mon November 14, 2011
(Daily Mail) Fail NC couple sues AirTran for $100,000 from the airline for mental and emotional distress due to cockroaches on the plane. AirTran was just happy to have a full flight  (dailymail.co.uk) (49)
(TMZ) Silly Hair removal company claims Kim Kardashian is lying about how she keeps her body free of hair, insisting the product she claims she uses all over her body, TRIA, is not safe for the "face, ears, or anus"  (tmz.com) (67)


Sun November 13, 2011
(Some Hockey Guy) Video Bruins surprise parents of National Guardsman on hand for ceremonial face-off by bringing son home from Afghanistan. Who left this bowl of dusty onions here?  (lastangryfan.com) (70)
(News.com.au) Asinine Doctors remove 80% of man's stomach to fight cancer. Here's the part that he has trouble digesting: he never had cancer to begin with  (news.com.au) (88)


Sat November 12, 2011
(Talking Points Memo) Obvious I could not be married to a Democrat. Just couldn't. It's more than politics - it's an entirely different world and national view of everything   (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (271)
(Contact Music) Weird Movie tough guy Stephen Dorff emotionally scarred by... a trip to Disneyland?  (contactmusic.com) (56)
(Daily Mail) Scary Russia's dreams of Mars end. Luckily, their crippled, toxic fuel-filled probe that's plummeting back to earth should have enough memories for us all  (dailymail.co.uk) (42)


Fri November 11, 2011
(news8austin) Dumbass "Ok, I'm going to tell you the truth on this one. It doesn't sound right, but it is. I have had hemorrhoids at that time, super duper bad"  (austin.ynn.com) (85)
(Studies in Crap) Amusing ASCII Star Wars portraits from a 1978 computer magazine look like pretty much like needlepoint squares from a Death Star Memorial quilt  (blogs.sfweekly.com) (27)
(The Register) Stupid New EU "Right to be forgotten" proposal could allow everyone to demand to have unfavorable news articles about them flushed down the memory hole  (theregister.co.uk) (29)


Thu November 10, 2011
(Talking Points Memo) Followup Democrats and Republicans each deny blame for the failing super committee. Just blame it on Obama, everybody else does  (tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com) (201)
(Yahoo) Fail UBS safely removes asset backed securities, gives up after five minutes and just ejects it forcefully  (finance.yahoo.com) (4)


Tue November 08, 2011
(Huffington Post) Sick Concerned Ohio conservatives provide helpful robocalls reminding Democrats to wait until after the election to vote  (huffingtonpost.com) (296)
(Talking Points Memo) PSA Today, Mississippi votes to determine whether or not to outlaw birth control and remove birth rights from all women   (tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com) (143)
(CNSNews) Obvious The latest Gallup poll finds Democrats to be godless heathens  (cnsnews.com) (436)
(WSAZ) Asinine This story demonstrates why you don't take the 12 year old step-grandkid out drinking with you: he can't drive you home and he sure doesn't have your back  (wsaz.com) (14)


Mon November 07, 2011
(Science Daily) Interesting New study demonstrates how we create false memories. It's like the time I played nude backgammon with Christina Hendricks  (sciencedaily.com) (31)
(Politifact) Scary Asinine: Democratic politician claims the United States is closing factories at a rate of 15/day over the last decade. Scary: She's right  (politifact.com) (181)
(STLToday) Unlikely "Our Legislature is dysfunctional, the best way to improve it is to remove term limits on the dysfunctional legislators"  (stltoday.com) (113)
(TC Palm) Florida Two large-breasted women arrested in topless caper at Florida lounge, demonstrating the risks of being bosom buddies. With SFW photos  (blogs.tcpalm.com) (118)
(Minneapolis Star Tribune) Asinine In MN, voting by mail demonstrably increases turnout and saves money, so naturally Republicans are against it  (startribune.com) (117)


Sun November 06, 2011
(Some poor victims) Sad Now that Ghaddafi has been removed from power, pictures of the cruelty that reigned during the rebellion are starting to filter through. These images of cruelty inflicted to 12 and 15 year olds will tear your heart out  (israellycool.com) (138)


Sat November 05, 2011
(Media Matters) Obvious Juan Williams to Fox co-hosts: "The reasons you guys are so afraid of Occupy Wall Street is ... because they have the power to change the national narrative and to elect not only Obama, but to elect Democrats in this country"  (mediamatters.org) (514)
(Daily Kos) Strange Loudoun County Republicans: "Thank a Soviet veteran, because the Democrats won't." Wait, what?  (dailykos.com) (221)


Fri November 04, 2011
(Atlanta Journal Constitution) Amusing "I hear that Herman Cain knows that I vote Democrat." - Gloria Cain  (ajc.com) (37)
(NPR) Obvious Republicans block Democratic infrastructure bill. Democrats block Republican infrastructure bill. Both sides are bad, so avoid bridges  (npr.org) (40)


Thu November 03, 2011
(Sunlight Foundation) Followup More on the MF Global collapse/scandal: as much as $900M in client money is missing from the Jon Corzine-led firm. Democrats frantically scramble for new round of Chris Christie fat jokes   (reporting.sunlightfoundation.com) (110)


Wed November 02, 2011
(Reuters) Amusing Guess the most popular video game in history (HINT: It doens't have the words Tetris, Gran, Duty, Wii, Halo, Zelda, Theft, War, Mario, Sims or Pokemon in its title)  (reuters.com) (249)
(Life.com) Spiffy 65 years ago today Howard Hughes flies his "Spruce Goose," with the largest wingspan in the history of aviation, for roughly a mile over Long Beach Harbor, celebrates by peeing into commemorative platinum milk bottle  (life.com) (64)


Tue November 01, 2011
(Talking Points Memo) Stupid Kentucky gubernatorial candidate tries desperately to make an issue out of his opponent participating in a Hindu ceremony. Why, yes, he IS a Republican. How did you know?   (tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com) (212)
(BBC) Interesting Glowing brain tumour trial begins. Prosecutors vow to remove this cancer, and will ask for life  (bbc.co.uk) (25)
(Boing Boing) Ironic Remember the social media organized uprisings in the Mideast hailed by the U.S. for bringing democracy there? The DHS develops guidelines for culling intel from social media sites in case something like that should happen here  (boingboing.net) (64)
(Chicago Tribune) Fail Man experiencing chest pains decides to try to remove his own pacemaker, with predictable success rate  (chicagotribune.com) (58)
(Break) Amusing Keep your eye on this kid as he learns he will not be getting a Pokemon  (break.com) (95)


Mon October 31, 2011
(ESPN) Fail Chris Johnson finally explodes, rushing for 340 yards against one of the best run defenses in the NFL. Wait, remove the 0 and change "explodes" to "fizzles" and "best" to "worst"  (espn.go.com) (89)


Sun October 30, 2011
(USA Today) Sad Scientists say that big cats like lions and tigers could be extinct in 20 years. Sports fans in Detroit rush to stock up on team memorabilia  (usatoday.com) (35)
(Las Vegas Review-Journal) Obvious Design unveiled for memorial to 14 non-existent soldiers who didn't die during crash of non-existent plane that didn't crash on flight that didn't happen to non-existent base. Nothing to see here, move along  (lvrj.com) (41)


Sat October 29, 2011
(Denver Post) Followup Kid with cancer tweets Tebow that he's 'Tebowing while chemoing.' Subby hopes Stanford QB starts trend known as 'Lucking.'  (denverpost.com) (44)
(Mental Floss) Cool The demon pirate of the Statue of Liberty and other hidden haunted histories of American landmarks  (mentalfloss.com) (37)


Fri October 28, 2011
(Gizmodo) Sad Due to errors in translation of how-to-copy-Apple memo into Finnish, Nokia's new Windows phones arrive with non-removable batteries and non-expandable memory  (gizmodo.com) (150)


Wed October 26, 2011
(Washington Times) Stupid The State Department has spent $70,000 to stock all its foreign embassies with hundreds of copies of Obama's memoir from 1995. Change we can believe in  (washingtontimes.com) (204)
(Canada.com) Interesting Astronaut crew of NASA's NEEMO-15 swim away from very tall hurricane  (canada.com) (12)
(The Register) Interesting Google/Youtube take down request by country: UK wanted to ban Jihadist, Germany Nazis, US wanted videos of police brutality removed, Japan didn't want to have remove anything and China is a state-secret  (theregister.co.uk) (51)
(Seattle Times) Misc Condit Dam to be demolished after the Levy disappeared   (seattletimes.nwsource.com) (33)


Tue October 25, 2011
(Talking Points Memo) Dumbass Tucker Carlson, who once said he'd "be cheering when (Jack) Abramoff and company were sent to prison," is hosting the book party for the release of Abramoff's memoir   (tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com) (63)
(Some Guy) Fail Big Bank protest planned?|✓| Gather thousands of followers? |✓| Issue explicit instructions to remove all your money and be friendly? |✓| Check calendar | |  (wjrr.com) (184)
(WTMJ) Spiffy Lord Voldemort nearly dies in Wisconsin  (todaystmj4.com) (53)


Sun October 23, 2011
(Reuters) Spiffy While Americans are still arguing amongst themselves over whether they think muslims are sophisticated enough to handle democracy, Tunisia just held their first actual free election  (reuters.com) (85)
(Some Guy) Interesting Michele Bachmann: "We have nothing to show for our time in Iraq", thus propelling her to the lead for the 2004 Democratic nomination   (campaign2012.washingtonexaminer.com) (124)
(Reason Magazine) Interesting Republican politican makes anti-gay slur attacks against a gay candidate. No wait the politician was a democrat and the gay guy was a republican. OK, nothing to see here, move along  (reason.com) (180)


Sat October 22, 2011
(MSNBC) Asinine Republicans and Democrats agree - free lifelong health care for injured veterans is too expensive and has to go. Free lifetime health care for Congress is still okay, though  (msnbc.msn.com) (210)


Fri October 21, 2011
(Some Guy) Dumbass If your house is "infested with demons" call an exterminator or an exorcist or an exorcisterminator, whatever, just don't kidnap your roommate's children  (bellinghamherald.com) (33)
(St. Petersburg Times) Sad Funeral services for Dan Wheldon set for Saturday, with a public memorial SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY  (tampabay.com) (50)
(Charleston Gazette) Amusing Police go digging when they believe murder weapon is buried under suspect's home, . . starting at the roof. (w/ demodularized photo goodness)  (wvgazette.com) (61)


Thu October 20, 2011
(Talking Points Memo) Interesting Democrats debut "The Romney Rule" attack ad. And, get this, it isn't cute or clever; it isn't arcane or wonkish. It actually gets to the point and lands a blow  (2012.talkingpointsmemo.com) (149)
(Talking Points Memo) Interesting As BlackBerries turn out to be lemons, people start switching to Apple  (idealab.talkingpointsmemo.com) (53)
(Talking Points Memo) Stupid GOP goes to plaid, accuses Democratic Rep of being antisemitic. He's Jewish, of course   (tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com) (124)
(BBC) Sad Bad: Your sister is murdered. Cool: You set up a charity walk in her memory: Fark: You get gangrene in the process and have part of your leg amputated  (bbc.co.uk) (31)


Tue October 18, 2011
(Some Guy) Obvious Democrat pollster: Yes, these OWS nuts are dangerously out of touch with most Americans   (jammiewearingfool.blogspot.com) (225)
(Yahoo) Obvious Big East's latest strategy to stop hemorrhaging teams: double the exit fee to $10 million  (rivals.yahoo.com) (66)
(Daily Mail) Sad Cancer-stricken mother dies 23 days after giving birth to daughter she saved by refusing chemotherapy  (dailymail.co.uk) (149)


Mon October 17, 2011
(Onion AV Club) Sad Seventeen kid-friendly programs that will teach your children about death. Yes, Jim Henson and The Muppets are on here. Warning: childhood memories  (avclub.com) (119)
(BBC) Interesting Major shareholder group to vote for Rupert Muchdoch's removal  (bbc.co.uk) (32)
(YouTube) Fail It's all fun, democratic and protesty until your flea bagger leftist Occupy Portland movement yells "F*@$ THE USA"  (youtube.com) (507)


Sun October 16, 2011
(Some Guy) Scary Mike Huckabee urges Republicans to slash liberals tires on election day, lie to voters about election dates, and otherwise "creatively" subvert democracy  (masonbuzz.com) (185)
(Orlando Sentinel) Florida Kids are remorseless sociopathic bastards who won't hesitate to destroy your life in order to get some attention  (orlandosentinel.com) (147)
(Some Guy) Interesting Airline to remove toilets in order to save money. Yes, it's Ryanair once again  (everydaymoney.ca) (103)
(Chicago Sun-Times) Sappy Not news: Memorial dedicated for victims of 1979 plane crash. News: A class of 6th graders made it happen. Fark: American Airlines wrote them a letter telling them to "let it go"  (suntimes.com) (44)


Sat October 15, 2011
(National Review) Amusing GOP repeals one part of Obamacare. Oh wait, the democrats did that? Carry on  (nationalreview.com) (102)
(YouTube) Hero 64 years ago today, Chuck Yeager got inside Glamorous Glennis and beat the demon who lived in the air at Mach 1  (youtube.com) (144)
(Onion AV Club) Obvious Headline removed by Lady Gaga's lawyers  (origin.avclub.com) (57)


Fri October 14, 2011
(Cracked) Amusing "In one scene he summons the spirit of wisdom...by pouring a bottle of Stolichniya into a mystic cauldron to summon Darth Vader, who uses the flaming heart of democracy to turn the Russian Bear Spirit into Dmitri Medvedev"  (cracked.com) (30)
(The Bay Citizen) Asinine San Francisco shuts down preschool bake sale because it didn't have a permit. Next target: lemonade stand scofflaws  (baycitizen.org) (62)
(Toronto Sun) Obvious While removing your bra may get you out of speeding ticket, it generally won't work in getting your DUI charges dropped. But please, don't let that discourage you. EIP  (torontosun.com) (276)
(Fark) Obvious Fark's Weird News Quiz, demonstrating the inverse relationship between how well you score on it and how much work you actually accomplished this week  (fark.com) (36)


Thu October 13, 2011
(Karl Rove) Advice "The president and other Democrats need to remember it's always dangerous to associate with people who are just plain kooky"  (rove.com) (67)
(News.com.au) Weird If you like collecting Saddam Hussein memorabilia, you can buy his shiny metal ass  (news.com.au) (19)


Wed October 12, 2011
(Live Science) Interesting Incredible sex can wipe memory clean. Which explains why subby's wife remembers EVERYTHING  (livescience.com) (115)
(Some Guy) Weird Nigerian prostitutes caught selling used condoms for use in demonic rituals  (codewit.com) (70)
(YouTube) Amusing Experience the Derplights of last night's debate in this 100 second mashup courtesy of Talking Points Memo  (youtube.com) (83)
(MSNBC) PSA Things I would like to not have to worry about: Removing my contacts and having bits of my eye come with it  (vitals.msnbc.msn.com) (49)
(Salon) Stupid Mitt Romney proposes "partnership agreements" for gay couples who happen to be emotionless cyborgs  (politics.salon.com) (65)

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