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429 headlines found matching 'emo'
Sun June 26, 2016
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Insurance salesman sues 14-year old, claiming repeated ding-dong-ditching left him an emotional wreck
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Artist commemorates Apollo 11 flight with a poster on which he has illustrated every single item that was on the spacecraft: "Why would I DRAW such a densely complicated thing? I am apparently a masochist"
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Hong Kong democracy activists defy their Chinese overlords, call for return to British rule as first step to independence from China. In related news, Subby will have whatever Hong Kong democracy activists are smoking
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Scientists discover a way to remove up to 20% of the fat from chocolate by using electrical shocks, safely removing the main reason why people eat chocolate in the first place
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Finding Dory swims to a second week at #1 with $75 million, Independence Day 2 bombing at #2 with $43 million. Shark bait The Shallows beached at #4 with $16 million, Free State of Jones bombing at #5 with $7 million, The Neon Demon not even on board
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Release...the DEMON CHIPMUNK
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Sat June 25, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
In an effort to get Sanders to endorse Clinton and shut up, the Democratic Party is adopting the $15 minimum wage platform
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
If it's this bad during a kindergarten ceremony, imagine the furor when they finish high school
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Fri June 24, 2016
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
For the first time in 8 years, GOP had a walk-off win over the Democrats in this year's Congressional Baseball Game. Be afraid. Be very afraid
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Stacey Dash calls the Democrat sit-in for gun control reform the "most uncivilized thing" she's ever seen. Guess she hasn't suffered through any part of her filmography
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Congressional Democrtics call for take out during their historic temper tantrum. Guess who they called. Go on, guess
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
In memory of the United Kingdom, 1707-2016
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Remember when we had the Civil War and Democrats tore this nation asunder? Remember how the Republicans healed our wounds and brought us together again? Well, Hillary obviously doesn't and that's why we're doomed to fight the Civil War all over again
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Didn't you say you have one of the world's greatest memories?" "I don't remember"
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Showing his maturity at handling a complex and emotional issue that many Americans on both sides feel passionate about, the Governor of Maine says every time there's a debate on gun control he buys a new gun
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Mystical forces take you on a [choose your own adventure] for a month. Upon returning and being found, you have no memory of where you were or what you did. Do you try to figure out what happened or move on with your life?
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Thu June 23, 2016
(MTV)
 
 
 
Come for Macklemore challenging a floor full of office workers to a dance-off, stay for the white people trying to dance
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
After complaints, Missouri sheriff removes head from ass
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Demonstrating the cutting edge social media savvy that's made them so effective, ad agency blasts a "No Fat Chicks" email invite. This went about as well as you'd expect
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(US Magazine)
 
 
 
Kelly Osbourne to release her first memoir in 2017, which gives her one year to actually make some sort of accomplishment that's worth reading
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(CBS Miami)
 
 
 
Rising Democratic star Congressman Patrick Murphy built his career on a reputation of being an experienced CPA and small business owner. This appears to be somewhat misleading as he has never worked as a CPA and was never a small business owner
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(CIO)
 
 
 
All of the proposed "women in the workplace" emojis were rejected by The Unicode Consortium so you won't see a policewoman or a female construction worker. But at least we've got bacon
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Alabama city councilwoman objects to Holocaust memorial, because she does not think that memorials should be for dead people
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(The Motley Fool)
 
 
 
In memoriam, cable companies, 1948-2016. They throttled, harassed, overcharged and annoyed, but no one can ever say they didn't support those movie channels that seemed to only play Con-Air and Mrs. Doubtfire
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Conservative House Republicans are FURIOUS that Speaker Ryan is treating the Democrats who are staging a sit-in with a modicum of human decency "Nobody locked the doors, nobody shut off the lights and nobody did anything to keep food off the floor"
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Woman who suffered severe damage to her hippocampus is providing new insights into memory
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Wed June 22, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Chris Mortensen gets PFWA's highest award, will be honored at HOF ceremony, based completely on merit and not at all because he has Stage IV throat cancer. Still no cure for skepticism
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Other than not being an asshole and not doing stupid shiat, what do liberal Democrats stand for?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Delusional individuals actually think that they can leverage to pressure presumptive Democratic nominee Hillary Clinton into rooting out corporate influence inside the party
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
House Democrats holding "sit-in" to demand vote on gun control (LGT CSPAN video)
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(MCV (UK))
 
 
 
Blizzard removes that "Avoid this player" gamertag that's been hanging over your head in Overwatch
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
House Democrats are currently staging a sit in over gun control. Republicans have turned off C-SPAN cameras. It is true, the revolution will not be televised
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(Slate)
 
 
 
What do you call a treasonous, philandering general who was forced to retire in disgrace and barely avoided prison time? A Democrat, apparently
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The texting world finally gets a bacon emoji. Users to discover the awesomeness of the pork graphic
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
Here are five man-made substances that never got the memo about obeying the laws of physics
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Tue June 21, 2016
(Vice)
 
 
 
Being a delegate to the Democratic convention is an honor and a privilege, it's also friggin' expensive as hell
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(Slate)
 
 
 
This handy guide will tell you just how much the NRA spends trying to keep your elected representatives in office [GOP only] or getting them thrown out in favor of pro-NRA politicians [Democrats only]
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Like the idea of cremation but hate the unpleasant eco after-effects? Now, there's Cremo-helper, leaves just some "leftover coffee-colored effluents" behind
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Mon June 20, 2016
(Saving Country Music)
 
 
 
It's been a while since you last heard from emo band Staind, but their frontman has donned baseball cap, gone country, and has been performing protest song called "That Ain't Country" for past year as traditionalist country hardliner
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(Gatehouse Media)
 
 
 
Ever wondered what the fark happened at the Democratic National Convention in 1968 and why your grandparents won't stop talking about it? Please, allow us to explain
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(Lincoln Journal Star)
 
 
 
Nebraska Democrats vote to get rid of superdelegates. I think we may be missing the real news here - that there are Democrats in Nebraska
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Nothing says "legitimate political movement" like holding a fart-in at the Democratic National Convention
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(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: ARDX Arduino Starter Kit and courses on creating your own internet of things, remote controlled car, and environmental monitoring system. Turn sensors, LEDs, resistors, and wires into working stuff. (Sponsored Link)
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
After spending $417 million on new airport for remote South Atlantic island of St. Helena, Britain belatedly discovers runway is subject to strong wind shear and unsafe for passenger jets taking off or landing
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Sat June 18, 2016
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
GOP claims Democratic Senate candidate trying to tax one of the oldest known sources of unlimited energy in ridiculous ad
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Chelsea Clinton gives birth to the presumptive Democratic nominee for 2052
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Both Democrats and Republicans really don't like the nominees that they chose, so if they had the chance to do it all over again, here's who they'd pick
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
The orange dots represent Detroit structures that are scheduled for demolition. The blue dots represent the hopes and dreams of Lions fans that have already been demolished
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Fri June 17, 2016
(Politico)
 
 
 
Bernie's plan to use "leverage" to force the Democrats into making concessions has only one small, itty-bitty problem: he doesn't actually have anything to leverage
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(Daily Edge (Ireland))
 
 
 
How to transform yourself into Dory the fish from "Finding Nemo" and freak out the Internet in one easy lesson
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(NewsMax)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz slams the fifteen hour Democrat filibuster on gun control, presumably because no one bothered to read Dr. Seuss
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Jalopnik ask the hard questions: "What kind of cars are emoji cars supposed to be?"
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Thu June 16, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
News that there had never been a prior alligator attack at Disney World comes as a surprise to some, including the guy who once had a gator tooth removed from his thigh after a childhood attack at Ft. Wilderness Resort
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(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Omar Mateen: Muslim, homophobe, democrat
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
For some reason, the Santa Clara DA has removed Judge Aaron Persky from upcoming hearing in which a male nurse sexually assaulted an anesthetized female patient
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Wed June 15, 2016
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Demonstrators in Montana take to the streets carrying signs opposing refugees, warning terrorists could infiltrate their communities. Since 2012, Montana has welcomed just 13 refugees from Cuba and Iraq
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Senate Democrats pledge to hold floor "indefinitely" in push for gun control legislation
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Tue June 14, 2016
(Some Leafs blog)
 
 
 
Hoping to erase the futility of Bruce Boudreau in the playoffs, Anaheim Ducks re-hire Randy Carlyle, whose last appearance was a Game 7 disaster burned into Maple Leafs' fans memories. Tag is what fans of other Pacific teams think of the news
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Camp Counselor Lall from St. Peters apparently didn't get the memo that "Every teenage girl on the internet is actually a Mountie in Nova Scotia"
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(Tom Holland's Terror Time)
 
Video
 
'Resident Evil 7' PS+ demo now live on Sony Playstation
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Curious dog eats Gorilla glue, has perfect mold of her stomach removed by vet (warning: graphic pics) (link fixed)
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(The Blaze)
 
 
 
Bill O'Reilly to Trump: "Do you see that you could be contributing to a demonization of all Muslims in general? Is that possible?"
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Mon June 13, 2016
(Broadway World)
 
 
 
This is long overdue: the next recipient of the Mark Twain Prize for American Humor is Bill Murray. We can only assume he'll show up for the ceremony; they left a message on his voice mail and hope to hear back from him in the next couple of months
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Same sex kiss removed from production of "Les Miserables" in Singapore. If that gets their panties in a bunch just wait until "Kinky Boots" gets there
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Man writes new book commemorating 50 years of bathtub racing in Nanaimo, because someone had to document all those "old silly bathtubs" that morphed into high-tech speedboats
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Great: Attending a Super Bowl ring ceremony. Awesome: Receiving a 5.05 carat diamond Super Bowl ring. Fark: Has your name engraved as Fatty McGriddlethighs
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Sun June 12, 2016
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Person of Interest season finale plans on having Jim Caviezel show some emotion, because they heard he could do that
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(Bipartisan Report)
 
 
 
Is Kansas about to vote Democrat for the first time in more than 50 years? Zogby poll shows Kansas turning dark blue. Thanks OTrumpa
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Sat June 11, 2016
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Nemo, Neptune, neap tide... It's an "n" word, definitely an "n" word
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Fri June 10, 2016
(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Democrats suddenly decide building a wall is a great idea
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Experience the joy of hearing your name called in the MLB Draft with these great reaction clips. Yes, there were emotions
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Former ISIS member found with three mobile phones, SIM/memory cards, two bank cards, 451 United States dollars, 285 Turkish Lira and approximately 20,000 Iraqi Dinar... Shoot a fella could have a pretty good weekend in Dubai with all this stuff
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Everything the Democrats thought they knew about Bernie is wrong
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Much like the clownfish holocaust that happened after Finding Nemo, Disney's latest sequel will ultimately lead to thousands of blue tangs being flushed down America's toilets
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(Time)
 
 
 
Farewell to the Greatest: Livestream of Muhammad Ali's memorial service. Funeral procession starts at 9:30 AM ET, Service at 2 PM
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Saudi Arabia gets removed from human rights violation blacklist by threatening to violate even more human rights
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Thu June 09, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Guy recites every Stanley Cup-winning goal since 1968 from memory
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Sanders pledges fealty to the Crown Princess of the Democratic Party
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"A President Trump would be so appalling that the Democrats would get back in in 2020 and 10 years from now, we'll all look back on this as an unfortunate historical blip, like Prohibition and low-rise skinny jeans"
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Wed June 08, 2016
(WWE)
 
 
 
Will a steel cage contain The Demon and Samoa Joe? Is The Greatest Man That Ever Lived better than The King of Strong Style? Is 100 Souls more than The Perfect 10? Find out on NXT TakeOver: The End tonight on the WWE Network (8 PM/Pre-show 7:30 PM)
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
"Online voting is a danger to democracy"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Welcome to America - where our democracy and the so-called Democratic Party are about as undemocratic as it gets
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Tue June 07, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Ohio man learns the hard way that it's a really good idea remove any identifying information from a Salvation Army donation
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(The Intercept)
 
 
 
The Democratic party establishment is very, very worried about how some of you proles have been voting
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's D-Day memorial tweet gets an F
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(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
Democrats make up less than 25% of the legislature in Kansas, are 100% responsible for the economic problems due to sitting on their hands
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Superbowl champion Steve Weatherford was removed from a Planet Fitness for channeling his inner Tim Allen a little too much
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Five famous political figures who dodged the draft and yet managed to parlay that into political gain. Four republicans and a democrat, if you're wondering--including the greatest president of the 20th century
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The head of Trump's Trump University legal team said that the judge is doing his job and had no problem with him. Sounds like someone didn't get the memo, and might be needing a job soon
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Mon June 06, 2016
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
New Star Trek to be an infomercial for HP. No word on whether demon sheep are the new Ferengi
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Israeli 'combat robot' comes with its own remote controlled Glock 26 (pics)
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(LA Times)
 
NewsFlash
 
The AP has declared Clinton the winner of the Democratic primary. That's the joke
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Letter to Santa found in chimney during some remodeling. Fark: From 1925
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
The problem with getting a live experiment to demonstrate your policies in action is that you no longer can claim that it will work in theory. See Communism in Russia, Kochian conservatism in Brownbackistan
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Demon god Cthulhu seen as possible third-party candidate
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The yugest, most luxurious case of buyer's remorse ever may be setting in
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Sun June 05, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Justin Bieber releases his line of emojis. Collection fails without pantload series
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Sat June 04, 2016
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Lowering the flag at your workplace on Memorial Day? That's a firing
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Elizabeth Warren delivers verbal beatdown on Trump that will surely twist the starched panties of Republicans ahead of the Massachusetts Democratic Convention
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(IndyCar)
 
 
 
With the 500 now a memory, it might be time for Pagey to continue winning. All this, clownshoes, potholes and more will be at Race 1 of the Chevrolet Dual In Detroit (3:30PM ET, ABC)
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(Some Guy with an Umbrella Drink)
 
 
 
Grab some rum, this is your official Democratic Virgin Islands caucus thread. In 2008, it was Obama's best "state". "No One" won this year's GOP caucus. SPF 30 recommended for Berners as Hillary is predicted to win
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(one green planet.org)
 
 
 
A cat in Brooklyn was unceremoniously left alone on a busy street, with his litter box, pillow and other cat supplies. He was crying. The entire neighborhood then joined together and took to the streets to rescue him in time for Caturday
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Fri June 03, 2016
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Here's how California Democrats will make sure Bernie doesn't disrupt the coronation
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Russ Feingold and a bunch of drunken, spineless cats get together in a room in Green Bay only to discover they've stumbled into the Wisconsin state Democratic convention
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(MacRumors)
 
 
 
Unicode 9 will feature 72 new Emoji, with symbols such as bacon, whisky tumbler, shrug, facepalm, and potato. There you have it folks, every Fark thread reduced to emojis
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Scottish police officer: We're just going to remove this drunken patron from your pub ....but first I'm going to sing you a karaoke song to calm everyone down
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(Manchester Evening News)
 
 
 
Prince Harry to D-Day veterans who were about to go to France for the commemorations: "Don't get into trouble and if you do, don't get caught"
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Thu June 02, 2016
(KKTV Colorado Springs)
 
 
 
Air Force Thunderbird demonstrates crash landing in Colorado Springs
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
American military Flight Demonstration Squadrons are not having a good day
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
'Rude' bear statue removed near China securities HQ after Chinese complained the bear was giving them all the finger
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
In clearest example yet of the incestuous machine politics and crony capitalism that characterize the establishment Democratic Party, Shillary takes direct swipe at the payday lenders backing the chair of the DNC
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(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Baseball fan demonstrates lightning reflexes after batter hits foul ball his way
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(CNN)
 
 
 
25% of Bernie supporters won't support Hillary. 33% of Bernie supporters are independent or third party. 85% of Hillary supporters are Democrats. 95% of the comments to the right are trolls, and no matter who's elected, the 1% is 100% winning
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What song is difficult for you to listen to because of bad memories associated with it? LGN
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Wed June 01, 2016
(Center for Public Integrity)
 
 
 
Democrats hate secret money in politics except for when they love secret money in politics
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
How can House Democrats ask to review the GOP's Benghazi report before it is to be released? Everyone knows it contains absolutely no wrongdoing
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(Investors Business Daily)
 
 
 
Best-run states are Republican and worst-run states are Democratic, go figure
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
After the disastrous Memorial Day receipts of both the Ant-Man-less Alice in Wonderland II and X-Men VII, movie studios are preparing for a bloody summer in which executives will lose their jobs and franchises will die
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Tue May 31, 2016
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Turns out that Sanders is only for democracy as long as he's winning the majority of votes
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Does the quest for scientific proof of religion demonstrate an absence of faith?
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Baby elephant found in storm drain. Funny music theme played while people removed him from drain
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Mathematicians have discovered a truly marvelous demonstration of the boolean Pythagorean Triples problem that their 200TB margin is finally wide enough to contain. Suck it, Fermat
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Vietnam War memorial in California so badly defaced by graffiti it will have to be rebuilt by studying photographs
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Mon May 30, 2016
(Mashable)
 
 
 
"The rise of the birthdayzilla has transformed children's birthday parties from simple one-offs to totalitarian month-long, highly intricate ceremonies that eat up all your savings and Facebook notifications"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Whatcha drinking? It's Memorial Day, so you're allowed an early start
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
If you find yourself spending Memorial Day at the beach, please refrain from taking a selfie with a baby seal
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Even "Fox New Sunday" host Chris Wallace is forced to call BS when Trump's campaign manager claims the polls show Trump ahead with female and Hispanic voters, since Trump is actually losing those demographics by 14 and 39 points respectively
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Churches, desperate for young people to return to religion, come up with "Bible Emoji: Scripture 4 Millennials." That oughta pack the ol' pews. XD
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(Politico)
 
 
 
So who do the organizers of the Annual Rolling Thunder, Memorial Day bike rally, an event founded by Vietnam vets to raise money for the POW/MIA cause, invite as their headline speaker? Why the guy with six draft deferments who mocked POWs, of course
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Sun May 29, 2016
(CBS Chicago)
 
 
 
Chicago looking to out-Memorial everyone else this weekend
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Is the Democratic rivalry strengthening the party or sales of Preparation H?
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photos of my Great Uncle who gave his life on Saipan in WWII.. share your photos/stories supporting the true reason for Memorial Day (sorry unsure which category this belongs)
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Manhattanhenge where the demons dwell, where the banshees live and they do live well
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(Medium)
 
 
 
"My point is this: don't throw your vote away because your ego and your "personal brand" says you've got to Feel the [fill in the blank thing that sounds great but will not lead to the Democrats actually winning the presidency in November 2016]"
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Sat May 28, 2016
(Fox News)
 
Weeners
 
So what are you grilling for Memorial Day? Subby's going with hotdog sandwiches
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders demands that any person who might back Clinton be removed by convention planning committees and replaced with his people. Also that any delegate pledged to Clinton be assigned to Sanders and any vote for Clinton be changed to Sanders
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Want to make a juicy, delicious burger this Memorial Day weekend? Use these 5 tips from the pros before even picking up a spatula
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(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Just in time for Memorial Day weekend, here is your Fark-ready headline: Man assaulted woman with package of frozen brats
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Fri May 27, 2016
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Hand sanitizer removes tree sap off your car, can't help with the crossing guard protruding from your windshield
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Liberal internationalists failed when they counted on globalism to produce peace, unlike the successful attempts of neoconservatives to prevent wars by spreading democracy
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
It's Memorial Day weekend so it's time for calm, common sense advice in shark reporting, starting with "Don't become a human happy meal"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Democratic senator Ron Wyden may have just found a very simple solution to the GOP's Trump problem
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Thu May 26, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Teenager has his unborn twin removed from his stomach after 15 years. Kuato will surely be missed
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Q: Should I, a protester, rush the podium at a ceremony, in a military cemetery? A: Not if Kevin Vickers, terrorist killer and Canadian Ambassador to Ireland is attending
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Memo to Indian pilots: Just because there's a road running parallel to the runway, it doesn't mean that it's a more practical choice for aircraft landings
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Joe Mikulik, the world's foremost ejection artist, gives virtuoso performance at MiLB game. He's the Yo Yo Ma of getting thrown out
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The Washington Post writes a scathing editorial on Hillary Clinton's email non-scandal. Which is surprising, given that they've all had their mouths clinging to Trump as if they were remora
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Maybe News: Former MLB great Wade Boggs attends a Boston Red Sox ceremony at Fenway Park. Awkward: He wore his World Series ring he won with the New York Yankees
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(Courier-Journal)
 
 
 
Louisville judge okays the removal of a 70-foot-tall monument to racism
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Wed May 25, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Man told to remove his backyard fish pond because it is a hazard to: A) children; B) pets, or C) burglars
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
All lying Democrats please line up behind Shillary after the State Department Inspector General finds she violated record-keeping rules with her emails. Line is to the left
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Memo to French Open officials: If you're going to announce the career retirement of a player, you might want to check with her first
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Retired NYPD officer turned Yankees security guard arrested for stealing priceless memorabilia from the most overrated team in history. Duke sucks
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(NPR)
 
 
 
NPR examines Trump's political platform and concludes he must be a "false flag candidate, one that benefits his good friend Hillary Clinton and the Democratic party"
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
The newest offensive word that must be forever removed from the English language: Eskimo
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
When life gives you lemons, sell lemonade to pay the medical bills for your leukemia treatment
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(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
If you plan on celebrating Memorial Day in the desert wilderness of Pinal County, Arizona, the sheriff there wants you to have fun, be safe, and watch out for Mexican cartel assassins
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Tue May 24, 2016
(News 3 Las Vegas)
 
 
 
Sanders supporters send death threats to employees of bar they think is owned by Democratic State Party Chair. She doesn't actually own it
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Now that Democrats have agreed to let Sanders appoint 1/3 of the Party Platform Committee, he should be toning down his rhetoric, right? "We should go back to a monarchy and not have any elections at all." Or not
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Democrats, you bought the 'Crooked Hillary', lock, stock and barrel .....now live with it
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump has caused a surge in voter registration. Among Democrats
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Mon May 23, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Virginia Democrat Gov. Terry McAuliffe subject of FBI "public integrity" investigation for campaign contributions
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Read this article to find out how to tell if someone you know is possessed by demons. The power of Christ compels you
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(The Local)
 
 
 
As Mark Twain said, a clear conscience is a sign of a bad memory. He did not, however, explain how a guilty conscience could force you to return that stolen penguin statue
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Madonna pays tribute to Prince at the Billboard Music Awards and some say it was an emotional triumph. Others wished her mic was turned off
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Sun May 22, 2016
(ESPN)
 
 
 
NFL Pro Bowl to move from Hawaii to Orlando, letting viewers on the East coast have the game over and out of their memory six hours earlier
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: Unplanned home demos
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Sat May 21, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
"I'm leaving the Democratic Party after this election and you should too"
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Fri May 20, 2016
(The Indy Channel)
 
 
 
Woman has six ribs removed for a 16-inch waist, says her goal is to look like a cartoon character. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bartolo Colon commemorative bobblegut doll? Shut up and take my money
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump is planning his campaign around the belief that American voters are idiots, halfwits, and morons who have the memory span of goldfish and the reasoning ability of a rhesus monkey. Crap
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(National Review)
 
 
 
Science is nothing more than a marketing tool. It is as unfair as it is undemocratic. That's the joke
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Thu May 19, 2016
(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Japan's Democratic Party unveils new logo, which is immediately ridiculed as indecent for depicting act of either kancho or groping
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Memories flow as students pen musical tributes to seniors with dementia. Ummm
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Democrats are increasingly having to ask: "What are we going to do about the Bernie Bros when he formally loses and how do we reduce his incitement of them? It's not like we can shoot them into the woods from a catapult. Wait, can we?"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Sanders no longer just a bit player in the Senate thanks to his dividing of the Democratic party
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Wed May 18, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
One of the problems with Chinese authorities so brutally suppressing the memory of what happened in Tienanmen Square during the student uprising is that it can't serve as a warning to new groups of demonstrators attempting the same thing
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Tue May 17, 2016
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Truth in advertising is when you are a self-defense store CEO and you demo your stun gun and pepper spray products on yourself
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
A major political party in the U.S. is on the verge of unraveling and it's not the party you think it is. Unless you think it's the Democrats, in which case, ding, ding, ding
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Parents beware: Kids know secret emoji language ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
After eight seasons, Castle came to an end, leaving Nathan Fillion out of work after he had the most successful, memorable role since Two Guys, a Girl, and a Pizza place. Here's the recap of said finale [WARNING: SPOILERS]
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
The DNC is starting to openly worry about what havoc Bernie Sanders supporters, who've already demonstrated a penchant for violence, may wreak upon the convention after their candidate's failure is made official
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Mon May 16, 2016
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Barefoot running found to improve your memory, but not enough to remind you to buy some shoes next time you're at the mall
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
For years, RNC Chair Reince Priebus has been laying the groundwork for this year's presidential election, coming up with lines of attack against Democrats and especially Hillary Clinton. Problem: they work even better against Donald Trump
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Obama trashes Trump at Democratic Party indoctrination center: "When our leaders just make stuff up, when actual experts are dismissed as elitists, then we've got a problem"
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Sun May 15, 2016
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Memo to all girls: Keep playing hopscotch. It will come in handy when you least expect it
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(BBC)
 
NewsFlash
 
Manchester United cancels match against Bournemouth minutes before kickoff due to "credible security threat." 76,000 spectators evacuated from Old Trafford. Army bomb disposal squad on site conducting controlled explosions
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby is thinking about writing a story directed towards Memorial Day and the story would be like 'A Christmas Carol'. Any suggestions to help Subby write this epic story?
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Sat May 14, 2016
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Democratic Party decides to remind members that the party isn't run by a democratic process at the Nevada state convention
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Billy Graham's daughter says God caused the September 11th, 2001 terror attacks because he was angry about Democrats accepting transgender people as equals in the bathroom. Which happened in 2016, not 2001
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(The Washington Outsider)
 
 
 
The Brazil impeachment controversy continues to rock Brazil as the newly installed President Michel Temer moves forward with what is viewed to be a Right-wing, economically liberal agenda that goes against the democratic outcome of the 2014 Election
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Fri May 13, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Obama Administration preparing to sweep a little immigration deportation problem concerning lots of women and children out of the way for Hillary before she's coronated by the Democrats. Coincidence? I think not
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Only one Democrat can truly take down and expose the ignorance of Donald Trump. The time, my friends, has come: RELEASE THE FRANKEN
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Military women demonstrate their commitment to the infantry
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Thu May 12, 2016
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Stevie Wonder encourages Prince fans to start having sex to his music in order to properly memorialize the Velvet Pancake
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(Townhall)
 
 
 
It's becoming pretty clear that, like their Democrat forefathers, today's Democrats are convinced that America is entirely too free and that they must take their blue states and secede
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Because nothing instills self-esteem in a young teen girl quite like taking her to a salon so she can get all that ugly, disgusting, boy-repelling peach fuzz removed from her arms. "You want to give them every opportunity to feel confident"
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Caitlyn Jenner is starting to have buyer's remorse
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Tue May 10, 2016
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Man ordered to remove 'VI6SIX' license plate
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Mon May 09, 2016
(Fark Shop)
 
 
 
Fark Store Daily Deal: Blumoo Bluetooth - turns your phone into a universal remote. (Sponsored Link)
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(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
University of Northern Iowa grad student missed graduation because she was job hunting in Pennsylvania and her flight was delayed, so the university held a private ceremony for her. No word what she'll do with her Masters in Leisure Services
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Sun May 08, 2016
(Tech Times)
 
 
 
Pluto may have been demoted to "dwarf planet" status, but as astronomers learn more about it, they are learning it behaves more like a real planet than once believed. IT'S STILL REAL TO ME, DAMMIT
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Sat May 07, 2016
(The Root)
 
 
 
Crazy new conspiracy theory claims Beyoncé has been cloned. Get out your tin foil hat to go with that lemonade
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Fri May 06, 2016
(Irish Mirror)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you are talking about so here is Voldemort on a cat's rear end
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(Fox 5 Atlanta)
 
 
 
Still no cure for cancer, but this is a good alternative to immunotherapies like chemo or radiation
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
European Central Bank to remove the 500 Euro note, which is worth about $575, from circulation. Or as Greece calls that amount, the national budget
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Thu May 05, 2016
(MSN)
 
 
 
The Cleveland Cavaliers killing the Atlanta Hawks was so boring that Kent Bazemore of the Hawks fell asleep on the bench during the game
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Zimbabwe to print US dollars. Andrew Jackson to be removed from the $50,000,000,000 bill
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Bernie Sanders: "I must destroy the Democratic Party to save it"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Democrats now face a unique problem: "They agree that Donald Trump must be stopped, but Hillary Clinton is not the best opponent to stop him"
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Mon May 02, 2016
(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Of course a former Democratic Secretary of Defense like Robert Gates would defend Hillary Clinton on her email scandal
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(Common Dreams)
 
 
 
Greenpeace leak exposes the TransAtlantic Trade and Investment Partnership for just what it is: A danger to democracy as we know it....Thanks, Obama
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
By having a Democracy, we're creating a tyranny, or something. Look, we need to explain the Trump phenomenon somehow so this is what we're running with. Tyranny. A genuine Dick-tatorship
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Stuck in Dearborn with nothing to do? Roll up to the Henry Ford Museum for a magical history tour of the largest traveling collection of Beatles' memorabilia
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(NewsOK)
 
 
 
Deeming prairie chickens a threat to national security, GOP seek to remove them from Endangered Species List, add to No-Fly List
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Sun May 01, 2016
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Camp Boggy Creek celebrates twenty years of memories, most of which involve Crenshaw, his suspenders, and the creature. The legend, it seems, will always continue
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Sat April 30, 2016
(GoFundMe)
 
 
 
Please help Ultrafarker Wookiemonster's friend Meagan who was victim of an carjacking gone awry. They got the carjacker, so that's good
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Fri April 29, 2016
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Daddyoncé has no idea what Daughteroncé meant with her new album Lemonade
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Republican and Democrat insiders say Clinton will destroy Trump in the swing states. Said one Republican: "He couldn't find enough xenophobic, angry white Floridians to beat Hillary in Florida if he tried"
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
"If Donald Trump weren't white he wouldn't be getting this kind of support." Well, if he weren't white he wouldn't be catering to the racist, bigoted asshole demographic so it's hard to say
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Thu April 28, 2016
(The Stanford Daily)
 
 
 
When specifically asked his opinions on Ted Cruz, Boehner made a face: "Lucifer in the flesh. I have Democrat friends and Republican friends. I get along with almost everyone, but I have never worked with a more miserable son of a biatch in my life"
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(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Democratic strategist: Trump will beat Hillary like 'a baby seal.' Which actually isn't that hard to imagine
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(Trusted Reviews)
 
 
 
"The CIO of Naughty America says gamers and porn connoisseurs are an overlapping demographic"
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Wed April 27, 2016
(Change.org)
 
 
 
For too long, parents have stood by as the primary predatory demographic targeted their children. Today, we say no more and kick them out of our bathrooms
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(The Indy Channel)
 
 
 
Protester pepper sprays kids. Stay classy democrats
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz possibly to remove his skin suit this afternoon
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Democrats and Republicans unite in common cause, telling SCOTUS it's perfectly all right to accept Rolexes and borrow Ferraris from donors, and that $175K from a contractor who has business pending with you is just "ordinary politics"
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Starbucks creates a keyboard app with 28 coffee-inspired emojis, somehow finding a way to make ordering an iced venti caramel machiatto that much more complicated
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Try this natural herb to boost memory when trying that other natural herb that doesn't
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Tue April 26, 2016
(Guardian)
 
 
 
AFL-CIO conducts survey and finds that Donald Trump is the favored candidate by most union members. Naturally, they're planning an all out effort to derail his presidential campaign. Because... they don't want to upset the Democrats
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Democratic leadership may be upended after today's primary. This article not pulled from a Bernie Bros' slash fic collection
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(UPI)
 
 
 
"During a recent inspection of the community on April 19, 2016, it was noted that there is a zombie in your yard that needs to be removed"
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Let's see how well Hillary's poll lead over Trump holds out after 14 million democratic voters stay home out of pure apathy
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Beyoncé's 'Lemonade' is CIA plot to start civil war, claims noted conspiracy theorist and complete nutjob Alex Jones
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Mon April 25, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hall of Fame Bills running back Thurman Thomas says that doctors told him his football playing days damaged his brain about as much as if "I had fallen off a house" and that he suffers uncontrollable mood swings and major memory lapses regularly
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Happy Confederate Memorial Day all you traitors to the nation
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
If Burning Man and a monster truck rally were to have a love child in the snowy mountains of Alaska, then you would get Arctic Man, a huge gathering of 'slednecks' in remote Alaska
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(Duluth News Tribune)
 
 
 
Democrats for Trump?
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
100 years, 100 memorable film shots
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Sun April 24, 2016
(Break)
 
 
 
Instagram removes Colombian model's bikini pics for... you've clicked on this already haven't you? (not safe for work)
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(Fark)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Special Edition: Memories of Prince
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Sat April 23, 2016
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Corruption...in New York City? Among Democrats? You're asking me to believe far too much
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Upon reflection, gyms decide to remove their mirrors
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
John Kasich: We can't let DC residents choose representatives because they might choose Democrats
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Fri April 22, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Want to be adopted? Better get out there and sell that lemonade, son
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(Salon)
 
 
 
The Democratic Party does not represent the values of progressive Americans
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
People, with or without alcohol, take Ambien and wake up to find themselves in a police station, with no memory of how they got there or where the walrus went
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Democratic strategists to Bernie Sanders: Shut it down now. 'The primary is over. There is no path, and there is no math'
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Local man's attempt to remove a wasp nest with a home-made blowtorch goes as well as expected
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Thu April 21, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In order to save Medicaid expansion in the state, Arkansas Democrats all voted "yes" on a bill to end the expansion, so the GOP governor can then veto the bill and thereby save the expansion. All clear?
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
According the NYT "Bernie Sanders Has Trickier, Narrower Road in Democratic Race". Clearly the NYT has never been to Vermont because that's what all the roads in Vermont are like and how Bernie likes them. So? Your move Bernardos
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
A slightly different look at the Democratic debate, courtesy of Bad Lip Reading
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Jason Bourne: The Search for More Memory
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
New poll indicates the demographic most afraid of transgendered persons using the same bathroom as them is old white men
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Wed April 20, 2016
(Vox)
 
 
 
Sure, Hillary, you'll probably get the nomination, maybe even the White House ...but that still doesn't mean you're the future of the Democratic Party. That belongs to Bernie Sanders
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Having a really good memory may be a form of OCD. There was a link that went green on Aug. 4, 2008 where this was talked about
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
More than 50 asses will be around Philadelphia when they host the Democratic National Convention this summer, and that's not even counting delegates
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Clinton's big win unites Democrats. Offer not valid on Fark's Politics Tab
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Tennessee's GOP demonstrates they're not subservient to corporate overlords...by threatening to drop the corporate tax breaks of companies that protested the anti-trans bill. That'll show 'em
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Hollywood finally makes a movie for that most neglected of patriotic demographics: insane people who have no connection to reality. Get ready for AmeriGeddon
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Tue April 19, 2016
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Elizabeth Banks stars as Rita Repulsa in the new major motion picture: INAPPROPRIATE SEXUALIZATION OF YOUR CHILDHOOD MEMORIES
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(WNYC)
 
 
 
On the "Never Suspicious" list of voter suppression: 44,000 Democrats who were moved from active to inactive voter status and 70,000 Democrats removed from the inactive voter list in Brooklyn
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Democrats fear they need to call Kenny Loggins over the primary
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(The Leaf Chronicle)
 
 
 
Rainbow-colored nooses hanging on college campus removed, investigated as hate crime. Fark: they may have been part of a faculty-approved art project
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(SFGate)
 
Weeners
 
Religious group sues San Francisco to remove outdoor urinals at public park. What a pisser
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Mon April 18, 2016
(Pix11)
 
 
 
Sometimes it's not enough just to tell kids what not to do; sometimes you gotta demonstrate WHY not
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Ric Romero Memorial Consumer Desk at KABC reminds you that today is Tax Day and that millions of Americans are expected to file. "People have until midnight to file the paperwork"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Clinton campaign: 'Democrats are misogynists'
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Sun April 17, 2016
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Man shot to death during memorial. Just you wait til next year's memorials
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Memory foam indeed
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Listen and understand. AI is coming for you. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity or remorse. And it absolutely won't stop until we are all dead...in a few decades
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
The Jungle Book has the bare necessities of a blockbuster, #1 at the box office with $88 million. Barbershop 3 is #2 with $19.4 million, The Boss demoted to #4 with $10 million. And Batman V Superman continues to fail, dropping to #4 with $9 million
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Sat April 16, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Scientists finally find where the crabs will be launching their takeover of the world, hiding where no one thought they could. Soon no amount of butter and lemon will help you. SOON
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Fri April 15, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
NY Mets anger fans by profiting from 9/11 memorabilia. "The Mets have exhibited a rare blend of stupidity that should be preserved so that future generations can marvel at their ignorance"
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Last night's Democratic debate summary. "Clinton: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Sanders: (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻"
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
John McCain, who has done more to embolden Tea Partiers than Samuel Adams, bemoans the deep divisions within the GOP
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(Metro)
 
 
 
You had me at Pokemon Pikachu lingerie line (pics)
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Samantha Bee explains how superdelegates are the condom keeping the crazy away from Democrats' danglies
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Thu April 14, 2016
(Fay Observer)
 
 
 
NC politician admits he was wrong to vote for HB2. "I have been haunted by the fact that I demonized a group of citizens to gain political advantage and to advance an unjust agenda"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Hillary and Bernie square off in the former's home state of New York, with 291 delegates up for grabs. Will Hillary show teeth on Wall Street? Will Bernie flip-flop on guns? It's your Official Democratic Debate Discussion Thread, 9PM ET on CNN
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Politics and Entertainment tabs both love Veep star Julia Louis-Dreyfus. "Have you decided which presidential candidate you're supporting in 2016?" "Whoever the Democrat is. Period. End of story"
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(Journal News)
 
 
 
Today's installment of "oh, THAT media bias": a) Corruption bust b) No party affiliation mentioned c) Must be a Democrat. Tomorrow's version will replace "corruption" with "rest area cruising" and "Democrat" with "Republican"
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
"On our honeymoon, Ted went and brought a hundred cans of soup because he said I don't cook enough," says Heidi Cruz, life mate of humon man Ted Cruz, in a humon anecdote that induces the good emotions
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Wed April 13, 2016
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
More catfighting from the recent RnR HOF ceremony: The Black Keys were pissed that Steve Miller didn't know who they were
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(Some Ecards)
 
 
 
Brothers take their sister in to get wisdom teeth removed; convince her there's a zombie outbreak happening on the way home
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(Hot Air)
 
 
 
Rather than resorting to scaremongering and demonizing their opponents like the NRA does, the Brady Campaign uses logic and fact-based reasoning: A video showing Alice in Wonderland shooting herself in the face
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(Fansided)
 
 
 
Bryce Harper puts an emoji sticker on his bat to symbolize both the hundred career home runs he is chasing and the number of old sports writers who will hunch over their typewriters and weep when they see it
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(Fansided)
 
 
 
Jimmy Butler, who once admitted to removing the rear view mirror on his car because he "never looks back," has been making divisive decisions in the locker room this year
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Emojis were supposed to be language's Great Equalizer, something we'd all interpret the same way. But that's not happening, partly because the same emoji can look different depending on the phone. Is it time for an Emoji Regulatory Agency?
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Democracy: Syria's business
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Tue April 12, 2016
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Sherilyn Fenn tweets new image of herself as Audrey Horne complete with three cherry emojis
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Mon April 11, 2016
(The Week)
 
 
 
Not that they didn't have far to walk, but Democrats have lost their minds again, this time over the minimum wage
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Christian publisher tells women that dildos are a "direct path to Satan," and an integral part of demon summoning rituals for thousands of years. I mean just look what happened to Ammon Bundy and his crew after they even just TOUCHED one (Not safe for work images in article)
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(The Blaze)
 
 
 
So, just why DO Democrats and Republicans hate each other?
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(WorldNetDaily)
 
 
 
Colorado GOP doesn't bother with that democracy thing. You'll get Cruz, and you'll like it
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(Cal Coast News)
 
 
 
Hazmat team removes men's briefs from neighborhood
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Sun April 10, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New York Democrats claim Republican-controlled Senate won't give them enough toilet paper
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Sat April 09, 2016
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Fourteen delegates are at stake in Wyoming today. Can Bernie extend his winning streak, or will Hillary stop him? Will voters go for establishment or wild card? It's your Wyoming Democratic Primary Discussion Thread
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Italian foodies unimpressed by inflammatory French video demonstrating one-pot recipe for pasta alla carbonara with creme fraiche and onion. "We're open to all kinds of variations on the carbonara, but this goes too far...désolé"
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
VP of Jet Pack International critically injured after falling 10 feet during demo at Go Fast energy drink company
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Fri April 08, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
A Lady Gaga & Pokemon Mashup To Start The Weekend?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Former Democratic presidential contender Mervin O'Muffley says he won't endorse either Sanders or Clinton. Not that anyone cares
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(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
Family convinced that their 4-year-old son has renounced terrorism, wants him removed from watch list
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Thu April 07, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"Robert Reich and Barney Frank escalate things quickly" This is totally the start to my Democratic slash fic
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Wed April 06, 2016
(Costa Rica Star)
 
 
 
Let's just say that if doctors need to surgically remove an 18-inch vegetable from your rectum, perhaps farming isn't for you
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(10 News)
 
 
 
In order to reduce the number of cars circling the block looking for parking, we're removing some of the parking
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Cut ties with Church of Scientology: ✓. Remove references of support for same sex marriage:✓. Delete information about political contributions made to Democratic candidates: ✓. GOP candidacy for senate seat ready for liftoff
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Trying to regain the top spot from 12s for whining, Patriots fans sue to get draft pick back, cite 'emotional distress'
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Scientists find evidence of 'anti-memories'
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(Slate)
 
 
 
So now that Bernie has all this momentum from 7 straight wins, could he actually win a contested Democratic convention? Short answer: No. Long answer: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA no
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Tue April 05, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If you're running for the Republican nomination for President, you might want to make sure two of your children haven't donated money to Democrats. Wouldn't you agree Donald Trump?
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(KTRH Newsradio)
 
 
 
Scientists plan to help people get past their phobias by removing the bad memories that trigger them, which is good news for phobia sufferers, PTSD victims, Coldplay album sales
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz boots Wisconsin by refusing to wear a cheesehead: "It would break the iron-clad rule of politics, which is no funny hats. And any hat is, by definition, defined as a funny hat. Michael Dukakis demonstrated that"
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Mon April 04, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
National Poo Museum to open. Some exhibits said to include the politics tab, Chinese Democracy, and the dump subby took last weekend
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Supreme Court unanimously allows Democrats to keep stealing elections
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Saying there is no evidence Bernie Sanders would help downticket Democrats get elected, Hillary Clinton in an interview on Monday questioned his loyalty to the Party, and then added under her breath: Le parti? C'est moi
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Leaked internal memo written by top Trump aide show how his campaign feels about the week they just had. Yeah, they mad
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(Yorkshire Post)
 
 
 
Thieves arrested for breaking into slot machines after taking selfies of themselves doing it; police chief busts out soundbite he had probably working on for weeks: "We knew we hit the jackpot when we investigated these lemons"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Muslim immigrant from Jordan running for a House seat in Nevada is told by a senator he should quit because "a Muslim cannot win." Fark: Senate Democratic Leader Harry Reid
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Democrats have 10-point plan to snatch defeat from the mouth of victory
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Sun April 03, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
Muslim family removed from plane for "safety reasons," as having more than one Muslim on a passenger airliner is inherently dangerous
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Bad news: you test positive for prostate cancer. Good News: it's a false positive. Worse news: you find out after your prostate has been removed
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Sat April 02, 2016
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Schoolgirl, 11, kicks her lemonade stand to the curb, lands €9.3m deal to sell her own lemonade in shops throughout the US
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(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Shake your head in disagreement or raise your hand to make a point? We must now vote on your removal comrade for violation of safe space policy 6c, inappropriate movements during a debate
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Will Snoop Dogg's ode to weed be longer than Mr. T's mama opus? Is Badstreet technically a Freebird? Does Sting's induction mean that the Blade Runners are now a team worthy of the WWE Hall of Fame? (Ceremonies begin at 8 PM on WWE Network)
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Fri April 01, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Paring knife, check. Carefully remove excessive fat from fish, check. Prepare frying pan, check. Release fish back into its native goldfish tank?
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
20 years ago today, "Severed Dreams" aired: "As of this moment, Babylon 5 is seceding from the Earth Alliance. We will remain an independent state till President Trump is removed from office"
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Thu March 31, 2016
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Lemon curry
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Remove one letter from a movie title and describe the new plot. Example: The Seen Samurai. They're done sneaking around
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Boulder in British road will not be removed because it's been there 11,000 years with almost no problems whatsoever
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Not wanting to let director Zack Snyder strike out a third time, fans launch petition to remove him from Justice League films
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Wed March 30, 2016
(The American Interest)
 
 
 
Libya wants to send loads of refugees to Europe too. Good thing the Democratic frontrunner would never advocate for overthrowing a government with no plan for what came afterwards
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
New York Democratic primary voters to enjoy retro, Soviet-style election where party bosses have chosen the winner before election day
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Demonstrators, hungering for change in their community, protest a Tammy Duckworth (D-IL) for US Senate event, then stick around for the free bacon & eggs breakfast afterwards
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Tue March 29, 2016
(CBS Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Six Flags planned solar farm fails to win praise from environmentalists. Difficulty: plan involves removing 15,000 trees
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
*grabs popcorn* "It's Time For Hillary Clinton to Concede the Democratic Nomination to Bernie Sanders" *click submit* This should be fun
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
This is how Hillary Clinton expects to have the Democratic nomination locked up by next month. Book it, done
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
You think the Republican National Convention is going to be a mess with all the disarmed gun nuts everywhere? Well the Democratic Convention in Philly will be just as messy
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
This is how Bernie Sanders will outflank Hillary and win the Democratic nomination. Book it, done
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(Radio.com)
 
 
 
Bun E. Carlos will play at Cheap Trick's induction ceremony. I don't really care but that's a great name. Bun E. Carlos
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Because hangovers and the Internet are serious business, now there are emojis for when you're too hungover to type
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Mon March 28, 2016
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Investors/business owners=Republican, Professional=Democrat, Labor=Fark You, How Bill Clinton and triangulation killed of part of Liberalism
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Maryland democratic lawmakers are OUTRAGED that their state hasn't done more to shrink the gender wage gap, demand action NOW. Fair wage advocates: Great, why don't you start with the salaries you pay your own staff? Lawmakers: *crickets*
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Sun March 27, 2016
(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Church vows to continue controversial early morning services because demons are most active at 3 in the morning and it's the only time to give parishioners "deliverance" from "demonic soul ties." Sorry, neighbors
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Sat March 26, 2016
(Reuters)
 
 
 
With Democratic voters split over whether they want an established candidate with foreign policy or their cranky grocer, three more states have caucuses that count today: Alaska, Hawaii and Washington
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Fri March 25, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Kevin Hart signs a deal to write his memoirs. Apparently it will be a collection of short stories
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Thu March 24, 2016
(Investors Business Daily)
 
 
 
Supposedly free-market Republicans are now more anti-free trade than Democrats
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Old and Busted: Smuggling drugs and small animals in your pants. New and Amusing: Smuggling lemons in your pants
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(US Uncut)
 
 
 
How to tell your vote might have been suppressed: A) The votes tallied match polls exactly. B) Your usual polling location was changed/removed. C) The governor and mayor ask the DOJ to investigate. Or D) All of the above
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Wed March 23, 2016
(Tucson.com)
 
 
 
Psycho who shot Gabrielle Giffords in the face is suing her for $25 million ... for emotional distress. That's the joke
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(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
Surgeon in residency from THE Ohio State University removed THE wrong rib
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Texas demolition company helps with tornado damage cleanup by demolishing house at 7601 Calypso Drive. One slight problem. The house slated for demo was a block away at 7601 Cousteau Drive
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Old Dude who was in Congress for decades as a Republican, ran for president as a Republican, has a son who ran THIS election as a Republican thinks that if America elects a Republican President they are just as screwed as if they elect a Democrat
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Here's a pair of nationally known 'Democrats' that are REALLY deep in the pockets of the 1%. No, not the Clintons, good guess though
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