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Sat March 13, 2010
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(BBC) Strange Geez. You go on television in Georgia, falsely report that Russian tanks have invaded Tblisi and the country's president is dead, and all hell breaks loose  (news.bbc.co.uk) (74)

Mon March 08, 2010
(Yahoo) News God rolls die, shakes Turkey this time; at least 41 dead  (news.yahoo.com) (200)

Wed March 03, 2010
(Popular Science) Interesting Almost a quarter of Germans have no problem with being microchipped, reasoning that it's a lot easier than having to show your papers all the time  (popsci.com) (32)

Sun February 28, 2010
(Washington Post) Stupid DC hospital fires 11 nurses for not owning SUVs  (washingtonpost.com) (185)

Thu February 11, 2010
(News.com.au) Scary "Teenager sucked through intake pipe". No, that's not a euphemism  (news.com.au) (75)

Sun February 07, 2010
(CNN) NewsFlash "Mass casualties" after explosion at Connecticut power plant  (cnn.com) (377)

Sat January 30, 2010
(The Courier) Dumbass It's 20 feet from the balcony to the floor below at the Prodigy concert, and no amount of club drugs will change that  (thecourier.co.uk) (69)

Thu January 28, 2010
(News.com.au) Scary Aaah, the age old story. Boy meets girl, boy steals girl's heart  (news.com.au) (120)
(Chicago Tribune) PSA Chicago is cancelling their 3rd of July fireworks show. THAT IS UNAMERICAN. WHY DON'T YOU CARE ABOUT THE FOURTH OF JULY...oh, I see  (chicagobreakingnews.com) (67)

Fri January 22, 2010
(Daily Mail) Amusing If you are a fire fighter in Brussels and your pay raise isn't approved, there's only one course of action. Turn your hoses on the police  (dailymail.co.uk) (41)

Thu January 21, 2010
(CNN) Obvious Coyote spotted in Harlem tranquilized, captured. Though rare, coyote sightings in Harlem are not as rare as Republican sightings  (cnn.com) (86)

Wed January 20, 2010
(Some Guy) Amusing My mama said not to put beans in your ears, radio-control car antennas in your nose  (thecourier.co.uk) (38)

Thu January 14, 2010
(SMH) Interesting ♫ ♪ Can you find the boy who took a dive, to the foot of the cliff and who's no longer alive? Canyoner. Oh. ♫ ♪  (smh.com.au) (18)

Wed January 13, 2010
(Daily Mail) Dumbass "While it goes without saying that the vast majority of people have the good sense not to take their vehicles on to frozen waterways..."  (dailymail.co.uk) (47)

Tue January 12, 2010
(Telegraph) Asinine Next up for the Nanny State: you can be sued if you try to clear the ice from your property  (telegraph.co.uk) (110)

Mon January 11, 2010
(Some Guy) Video What an earthquake may look like. Bonus: panicky dog  (times-standard.com) (42)

Sun January 10, 2010
(Sign On San Diego) Asinine San Diego has spent thousands of dollars on tsunami warning signs and are upset because the signs are keeping the tsunamis away  (signonsandiego.com) (106)

Sun January 03, 2010
(Some Guy) Scary It's inspiring when a fireman recruits a 16-year-old Boy Scout Fire Explorer to help put out a blaze. Until the kid has to be hospitalized for smoke inhalation  (pressdemocrat.com) (32)

Wed December 16, 2009
(News.com.au) Asinine It's a bad day when you fall and impale yourself on a fence. But you know god really hates you when it takes 45 minutes for the nearest ambulance to reach you and they aren't allowed to turn the lights and siren on  (news.com.au) (56)

Sun December 13, 2009
(News.com.au) Scary New study confirms that some people do exhibit 'werewolf' tendencies during a full moon. "Some of these patients attacked the staff like animals by biting, spitting and scratching."  (news.com.au) (99)

Fri December 11, 2009
(News.com.au) Amusing Man stabbed in Toowoomba... Ok, now that they're just making up names for body parts Subby's gonna go play with his wongasnoker. Wipe that thought from your goobramiken  (news.com.au) (80)

Fri December 04, 2009
(Some Guy) Sad "Man airlifted to hospital after arm caught in bakery mixer." D'ough  (thisissouthdevon.co.uk) (58)

Sun November 29, 2009
(Yahoo) Sad The choice is to save your wife or your son. This man had to make that choice. What would you do?  (nz.news.yahoo.com) (636)

Sun November 22, 2009
(Lancashire Evening Post) Sad Flooding continues in Lancashire. Maybe if they drilled some drainage holes...about 4,000 should do the trick  (lancashiretelegraph.co.uk) (84)

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