Do you have adblock enabled?
 
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.
22 headlines found matching 'emergency services'
Mon June 27, 2016
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(CBS 58 Milwaukee)
 
 
 
"911, what's your emergency?" "Our cat is holding us hostage"
source: cbs58.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Sun June 26, 2016
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
This. This right here is why I avoid rollercoasters. And theme parks. Because you never know when one is going to plunge 20 feet and crush you
source: express.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Honestly if your playing of the violin sounds like 'strangled cat' noises, your neighbors have every right to have your violin confiscated
source: metro.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Mon June 20, 2016
(CBS News)
 
 
 
1 in 13 young adults consider suicide. The other 12 have never added up their college loans
source: cbsnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Mon June 13, 2016
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Apple makes it easier to accidentally call 911
source: engadget.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Local)
 
 
 
Note: the Fark Standard Drinking Policy of "When you're too drunk to keep working, just go home" probably should not apply to mountain tour guides
source: thelocal.at   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Sat June 11, 2016
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Had a double knee replacement? Trans and taking hormone replacements? The third-party doctrine means the DEA doesn't need no steenking warrants when it comes to fighting dirty HIPAAs
source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Fri June 10, 2016
(Slashdot)
 
 
 
"Hey Siri, call the ambulance." "Ambulance has been called Charles. Anything else I can do for you?"
source: science.slashdot.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Puggle pup pulled from pipe with pike pole. Paper posts proud pics
source: cnews.canoe.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Tue May 31, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Finland's military training exercises mistaken for an invasion
source: bbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Sat May 28, 2016
(Torquay Herald Express)
 
 
 
Lifeboat crew rescue man 'bombed out of his head' at bottom of Torquay cliffs
source: torquayheraldexpress.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Mon May 23, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
Man props his topless wife's corpse on a dolly, then proceeds to walk around the streets of New York as if it were no big deal
source: metro.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Mon May 16, 2016
(BBC)
 
 
 
So the bomb at the Manchester United match was actually a bomb. A training bomb. Left behind by a private security company on Wednesday
source: bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Fri May 13, 2016
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
The flames in Spain fall mainly on the tire dump
source: phys.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Wed May 11, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The queen confirms stereotype of Chinese politicians, but China takes it in stride. Just kidding
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Mon May 02, 2016
(Manchester Evening News)
 
 
 
Bakery attempts delivery of freshly-toasted bread by setting semi containing 60,000 loaves on fire as it runs down the motorway
source: manchestereveningnews.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Tue April 26, 2016
(WorldNetDaily)
 
 
 
Oh nothing, just two possible North Korean EMPs hovering over the continental United States
source: wnd.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Sun April 10, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Melbourne man wakes up in a casino airshaft with 'no idea' how he got there, has to be rescued by emergency services
source: au.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Wed April 06, 2016
(Adelaide Now)
 
 
 
Toilet training is never easy - especially when it ends in a visit from paramedics
source: adelaidenow.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Thu March 31, 2016
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
If you ever wanted to able to give directions to your house by just saying "It's the murder house?' This is your lucky day. Bring money
source: telegraph.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Tue March 29, 2016
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Google has hidden a 0118 999 881 999 119 725 ... 3 joke inside its latest Android OS. Heh. 0118 999 881 999 119 725 ... 3
source: express.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Sun March 06, 2016
(Russia Today)
 
 
 
Reactor at Oconee Nuclear Station in South Carolina shut down after explosion, fire, "unusual event." PANIC?
source: rt.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 

Displayed 22 of about 832 links -- join TotalFark to see them all
Submit a Link »
On Twitter






In Other Media


  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.

Report