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53 headlines found matching 'emergency'
Sat July 23, 2016
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Turkey closes another 1000 schools in Erdogan's post-coup purge because fark schools, that's why
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Fri July 22, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
The Peruvian Alpacalypse is upon us
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Coors beer may finally give you a buzz
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Thu July 21, 2016
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Nice lone wolf terrorist linked to five other lone wolf conspirators who have been arrested, now preparing to appear on a t-shirt
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(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Turkey declares three-month state of emergency "to eliminate the threat of democracy". Correction: threat AGAINST democracy. Easy mistake to make
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Sun July 17, 2016
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
There are many emergency uses for a fire extinguisher. Trying to put out the Olympic flame is not one of them
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Tue July 05, 2016
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Florida declares a state of emergency in counties along the Atlantic coast due to toxic algae. Swamp Thing unavailable for comment
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Tue June 28, 2016
(The Local)
 
 
 
French lifeguards get guns for summer beach patrol. David Hasselhoff nods approvingly
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Mon June 27, 2016
(CBS 58 Milwaukee)
 
 
 
"911, what's your emergency?" "Our cat is holding us hostage"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"911, what's your emergency?" "I'm a private equity investor in an EMS provider. Also, I'm a hot blonde in a helicopter"
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Tue June 21, 2016
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Governor Rick Scott gets the smaller federal government intrusion he craves, then complains about it
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
"This is 911, what's your emergency?" "My pizza doesn't have enough cheese"
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Sat June 18, 2016
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Rio de Janeiro declares a financial state of emergency. That's good to know, since it's not as if they don't have a huge event planned beginning in a month and a half
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Fri June 17, 2016
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
University tests emergency email alerting system with a message saying an armed shooter was on campus. Some people did not see the previous message about the upcoming test
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Fri June 10, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
When your van falls into a sinkhole and then the city entombs it in concrete, just leave it, it's gone, man
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Thu June 09, 2016
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Emergency room nurse faces up to 15 years in prison for groping three women while he was taking their blood pressure. See, if he'd just gone ahead and raped them, he'd be out in like 18 months
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(ABC 17 Columbia)
 
 
 
Vendor accidentally shoots himself on MU campus while showing his friend his gun. Missouri law does not allow guns on campus without permission from the institution. Of course there will be no charges
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Mon June 06, 2016
(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Baby born in firehouse driveway narrowly escapes automated sprinkler system
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Sun June 05, 2016
(Malaysia New Straits Times)
 
 
 
"Berserk" cow attacks firefighters after they pulled it from well. Baffled emergency crews say the cow had no violent history and rescue workers had never seen herbivore
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Thu June 02, 2016
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
EgyptAir flight 804 made three emergency landings the day before it made one in the Mediterranean
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Kid calls 911 after dad runs red light. Learning to drive ought to be a hoot
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Subby's husband had to have emergency open chest surgery last week b/c of an aortic aneurysm. He is up and walking w/a giant stapled incision from the neck down past the ribcage. Need tattoo suggestions to cover that are creative
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Tue May 31, 2016
(WTOP)
 
 
 
"911- What's your emergency?" "Help, I'm lost in the woods." "Fine, sir, I'll dispatch an officer." "911- What's your emergency?" "Help, we're lost in the woods"
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Mon May 30, 2016
(CNN)
 
 
 
A 7-year-old boy is missing as parents intentionally left him stranded in the mountains as a punishment
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Fri May 27, 2016
(WorldNetDaily)
 
 
 
While performing eleventy gazillion abortions, Planned Parenthood experienced only dozens of emergencies
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Sun May 22, 2016
(Metro)
 
 
 
School bans whistles, fearing the precious snowflakes might find the sound 'too aggressive.'
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Fri May 20, 2016
(Time)
 
 
 
Congress to impose Michigan-style emergency management on Puerto Rico. Good thing there's nothing like the Flint River there
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Thu May 19, 2016
(WWLP)
 
 
 
66% of Americans are so in debt that a $1,000 emergency would make them destitute
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Tue May 17, 2016
(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
Four firefighters are accused of making fake calls to 911 with emergency reports just to they can cruise around town in their spiffy fire truck
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Mon May 16, 2016
(ABC11 North Carolina)
 
 
 
If at first you don't succeed, fail, fail again: "Emergency workers said the same car and the same woman crashed through the same crossing arm two weeks ago"
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Sat May 14, 2016
(CBS News)
 
 
 
ISIS declares "State of Emergency," shifting the threat level advisory from Bert straight to Elmo
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Tue May 10, 2016
(Connecticut Post)
 
 
 
Firefighters rescue three college girls in rowboat who left with no life jackets in rough seas. Still searching for little man
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Sun May 08, 2016
(BBC)
 
 
 
Leicester hospital experiences increase in emergency admissions after local team win the EPL. Many with alcohol related injuries, but you already knew that
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Fri May 06, 2016
(Daily Telegraph)
 
 
 
"The injured 19-year-old man was reported to be conscious and breathing when the ambulance arrived" I guess screaming is a type of breathing, right?
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(Daily Telegraph)
 
 
 
Think you've had a bad day? Was it scrotum stuck in a grinder bad?
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Thu May 05, 2016
(National Post)
 
 
 
The musical has no plot. The music is terrible. The costumes are humiliating
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Sun May 01, 2016
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Dubai uses a 200mph Corvette C7 as a fire truck: "It can reach emergency sites faster than traditional heavy fire engines" (pics)
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Sat April 30, 2016
(KRQE News)
 
 
 
Article: State workers falsify records in order to deny emergency food assistance. Comments: Food stamps bad and bootstraps
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Wed April 27, 2016
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
They may be hard to find, but pay phones still exist, are turning a small profit, and can be your friend in an emergency
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Mon April 25, 2016
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Audio between Prince's plane and the control tower at Moline's airport makes it clear there was a medical emergency
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Wed April 20, 2016
(Orange County Register)
 
 
 
Protip: When planting evidence to frame an acquaintance, do not use your own easily recognizable sunglass case to stash the meth
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Sat April 16, 2016
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Prince makes an emergency landing due 2 flu
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Fri April 15, 2016
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Text-to-911 service goes live in Wayne County, allowing anyone who needs help to inform authorities that they're being shot at by a man with a gnu
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Mon April 11, 2016
(Spaceflight Now)
 
 
 
The Kepler planet-hunting telescope has recovered from emergency mode. Scientists are now reviewing the logs to identify what may have caused the problem, and to determine which group of aliens wiped out the last five days of obser----++++NO CARRIER++++
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Hungry cow in Australia's Northern Territory sends police on wild goose chase after triggering an emergency beacon
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Sun April 10, 2016
(National Post)
 
 
 
Canadian First Nation town declares state of emergency due to a "suicide epidemic" that included 11 suicide attempts on Saturday alone
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Melbourne man wakes up in a casino airshaft with 'no idea' how he got there, has to be rescued by emergency services
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Sat April 09, 2016
(The Verge)
 
 
 
NASA's Kepler spacecraft enters emergency mode 75 million miles from Earth. EVERYBODY ASTRONOMIC
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Wed April 06, 2016
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Troy Tulowitzki gets emergency, mid-game surgery ... to repair his 8-year-old glove
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Tue April 05, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Cool: flight attendant helpfully shows passengers how to use the emergency slide to escape the plane. Not cool: moments after landing at the airport
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Wed March 30, 2016
(WFSB Connecticut)
 
 
 
Hello 911? I've got an emergency - I got hamburger instead of bacon on my pizza
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Tue March 29, 2016
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
UK emergency rooms were overwhelmed this weekend treating patients who ate too many Easter eggs
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Fri March 25, 2016
(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Shanghai senior in high-rise apartment complex, who obviously has a kid's intuition, invents evacuation slide that takes elderly residents 26 floors in 90 seconds during an emergency. WEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeee that's BRILLIANT
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