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20 headlines found matching 'emergency'
Sat June 13, 2015
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
If you've been waiting too long in an emergency room for the staff to attend to you, the best way to get their attention is to hold a lighter up to the hospital's sprinkler system and watch as everyone leaves the building
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Fri June 12, 2015
(Herald Sun)
 
 
 
Malaysian Airways flight reports fire on board and makes emergency landing in Australia, which is better than their usual 'let's put it out with sea water' method
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(21)
 


Thu May 28, 2015
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
When the anthropologists of the distant future study our society, this sixth-grader's written apology to an emergency dispatcher for calling 911 and shouting 'DEEZ NUTS' will be among the most valued primary documents
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Wed May 20, 2015
(CBS News)
 
 
 
"911, please state your emergency." "Yes, we're at Costco, and there's a naked man walking around the parking lot and waving his machete at us." "Okay, we'll send police out right--wait, was that a euphemism?"
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Mon May 11, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Paramedics on emergency call wedge their ambulance under a low bridge, have to call fire and police to rescue them. These guys will have nicknames from this until the day they die (pics)
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Sat May 09, 2015
(KHON2 Honolulu)
 
 
 
In typical United fashion, flight crew determines it's better to make an emergency landing than to provide a meal to an autistic teenager
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Sat May 02, 2015
(Savannah Now)
 
 
 
Cop issues driver three citations for reckless driving, failure to exercise due care and failure to yield to an emergency vehicle. Fark: Driver was fire chief responding to a "high magnitude" call (with video)
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Fri May 01, 2015
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Did you get emergency FEMA aid because of Hurricane Sandy? Congrats, you get to pay all that back with interest or we take you to a FEMA reeducation camp, citizen
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(25)
 


Mon April 27, 2015
(CBS Baltimore)
 
 
 
Hogan flexes his muscles, brother
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Sat April 25, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Nepal declares a state of emergency as the death toll rises to 1,100 in the aftermath of the 7.8 earthquake
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Fri April 24, 2015
(KATU)
 
 
 
Army Corps of Engineers celebrates "Take Your Kid To Work and Watch Us Wedge Our New Emergency Operations Truck Under A Bridge Day"
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Wed April 22, 2015
(WKBW Buffalo)
 
 
 
At least one passenger lost consciousness when a plane bound for Hartford depressurized in-flight and was forced to make an emergency landing in Buffalo. Upon learning they were in Buffalo, several more passengers lost consciousness
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Sat April 11, 2015
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Man asks federal judge for emergency restraining order barring Kim Kardashian and Kanye West from ever entering Florida. "This task America has placed on your shoulders won't be an easy one, but we all have faith in your ability to get the job done"
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(16)
 


Wed April 08, 2015
(The Weather Network)
 
 
 
This is a test of the Emergency Broadcast System. Had this been an actual emergency, you would already be dead because you didn't pay $3.00/month to be included. This has been a test of the Emergency Broadcast System
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Sat April 04, 2015
(ABC)
 
 
 
"Residents of a small southeast Alaska town no longer have nighttime access to emergency medical care because the border with Canada is now closed at midnight"
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Sun March 29, 2015
(Comcast SportsNet NE)
 
 
 
Bruins coach dons pads as team's emergency goalie. In other news, this is legal in hockey
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Sun March 22, 2015
(Miami New Times)
 
 
 
Gov. Rick Scott's emergency disaster chief is quizzed by state senators on "climate change." Hilarity ensues
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Sun March 15, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The Jeremy Clarkson "fracas," which was downgraded to "argument," then upgraded to "emergency room visit," has now been downgraded to "I'd rather keep my job after all"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
The Jeremy Clarkson "fracas," which was downgraded to "argument," is now upgraded to "emergency room visit"
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Sun March 08, 2015
(Fox News)
 
 
 
UC Irvine students overturn UC Irvine students' ban of American flag
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