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41 headlines found matching 'emergency'
Tue February 13, 2018
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Good idea: If arguing with your partner just keep driving. Bad idea: Pulling the car's emergency brake at 60 mph while arguing
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Wed February 07, 2018
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Gaza is down to just ten days of emergency fuel. I told ya we should have put more than five bucks in
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Tue February 06, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Scary: School bus driver suffers a medical emergency while driving. Cool: 13-year-old boy was able to steer the bus to safety and stop. Fark: He very seldom rides the bus but decided to this day
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Thu February 01, 2018
(Fark)
 
 
 
So while subby was going through his equivalent of spring cleaning his download folder he wanted to ask farkers what was the weirdest (non-pornographic) thing they have in their downloads they barely remember
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"911, what's your emergency?" "I WAS SHOT SIXTEEN TIMES." "What's your address...yeah, that's outside the city. We can't help you"
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Mon January 29, 2018
(Vox)
 
 
 
Anthem to ER patient: Sorry, being doubled-over in excruciating pain with suspected appendicitis isn't really an "emergency," so you're now on the hook for $12,000. Share and Enjoy
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Less than 4 in 10 Americans can afford to have a minor emergency. In other news, is there really such a thing as a 'minor emergency'?
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Pilot sees an "opening" on California freeway and succeeds at an emergency landing. In other news, there was an opening on a California freeway
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Wed January 24, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
♪ It's log-in, log-in, it's big, it's heavy, it's wood. If you don't know your password, you really really should ♪
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Fri January 19, 2018
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Ambulances are in such high demand and low supply in Phoenix that 9-1-1 operators are calling on taxis to take people to hospitals
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Thu January 18, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Here's your annual "The majority of Americans are good and truly farked in the event of a minor financial emergency" article. Sleep tight
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Wed January 17, 2018
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Hawaii's Emergency Management Agency insists an employee pushed the wrong button and they weren't hacked. But then there's this news photo showing the system's password written on a sticky note. Can't we just go back to blaming Trump?
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Tue January 16, 2018
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Alaska says their emergency system won't issue false alarms like Hawaii, because by the time workers have manually typed in a warning, remembered the password, clicked multiple buttons, and typed a confirmation, the missiles will have already hit
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Poison, poison...tasty fish
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Mon January 15, 2018
(CBS News)
 
 
 
If your 6-year-old gets scratched by a sick bat take him to the emergency room ASAP. Even if he does he cry when he's told he would get shots
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Sun January 14, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
Hawaii false alarm revealed Trump White House has no plan in place for actual attack
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Wed January 10, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Thank you for flying Janet Airlines. In the event of an emergency the government will disavow the existence of this aircraft and all people on board
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Tue January 09, 2018
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Ed Sheeran has his entourage carry 'emergency' ketchup, because of course he does
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Phone app and ingestible sensor will allow real time monitoring of fart gas. Optional geolocation plugin allows emergency warnings when subject has visited Taco Bell
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Tiki Torch aficionado Richard Spencer to the University of Cincinnati: I want to speak at your campus. UofC: Sure, but you will have to pay $11K for the extra security you require. Spencer: how DARE you violate my FREE speech rights? I'm suing
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Sun January 07, 2018
(LA Times)
 
 
 
While the East Coast and Midwest are freezing their tuchuses off, Californians are facing medicine shortages, packed emergency rooms, and a rising death toll ... because of the flu
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Sat January 06, 2018
(CBC)
 
 
 
Planes collide on Canada airport tarmac. Airport communications systems overwhelmed by apologies
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Wed December 27, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Headline pulled from the files of Ric Romero: Alcohol makes people more racist and homophobic
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Wed December 20, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
"When the poet makes his perfect selection of a word, he is endowing the word with life." --John Drinkwater. Huh, what word to use, what word to use . . . I've got it. 'Moist' This is your Fark writer's thread, a dark and moist night edition
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
"Please state the nature of the Christmas decorating emergency"
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Tue December 19, 2017
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
It's a common business situation: the toxic workplace is 'out of control,' managers are running back and forth without telling anyone anything, and everyone's locked down to limit the spread of radioactivity
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Wed December 13, 2017
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
California's Skirball Fire caused by illegal cooking fire at homeless camp. "It does appear as if people were sleeping and cooking in that area. The fire department was not aware of this encampment prior to the fire"
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Tue December 12, 2017
(Connecticut Post)
 
 
 
Son of Sam needs emergency heart surgery. No word on whether his dog is his healthcare proxy
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(Times of San Diego)
 
 
 
PSA: Looting houses in empty, fire-evacuated neighborhoods is sure to draw someone's attention. Especially if you're doing it while under the influence
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Mon December 11, 2017
(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
"I will kill everybody on this plane" - quote from (a) terrorist, (b) suicidal pilot, (c) Oregon woman who was busted for smoking in the lavatory
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Sat December 09, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
California avocado crop destroyed, millennials forced to buy extra lattes to stay broke
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Thu December 07, 2017
(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
'Civil Emergency' message accidentally sent to TV's across Alabama during testing. No word if it said to lock up your daughters
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Wed December 06, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Emergency UN Security Council meeting called to discuss all the ways that Trump is a blithering idiot
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Tue December 05, 2017
(Burlington Free Press)
 
 
 
Good: Charity to expand. Bad: Chittenden Emergency Food Shelf of Burlington, VT: "We've never seen so many people telling us they are needing more" after 50,000 visit over past year alone
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Fri November 24, 2017
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Researchers now examining the link between vaccine refusal and those who use alternative medicines (as it relates to spread of disease and eventual emergency room and hospital admissions) Tag is for refusers
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Sat November 18, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
The hunt for the Rojo Octubre?
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Thu November 16, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Emergency services at VP Mike Pence's house, roads closed and no further information. UPDATE: Bomb threat/Nothing found
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Tue November 14, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
After a mass casualty event like Vegas, flow is king. That means more than putting two patients of similar size on one ventilator with Y-tubing and doubling the volume, but that also helps when your emergency rooom runs out of ventilators
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Mon November 13, 2017
(KCCI Des Moines)
 
 
 
If you are going to wreck your car, why not do it at an event for Emergency Responders
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Thu November 09, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
What's the longest running lie you had to keep up?
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Tue November 07, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
News: Wife unlocks sleeping husband's phone with fingerprint, discovers affair. Fark: Ensuing fracas forces emergency landing of long distance flight
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