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32 headlines found matching 'emergency'
Wed July 23, 2014
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(WWSB ABC 7)
 
 
 
911, what's your emergency? Yes, this is cat
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(47)
 
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Fox News argues that foreigners should not be helped by emergency workers. This should be great for the tourism industry
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(141)
 


Fri July 18, 2014
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Small plane pilot makes emergency landing on a New York highway -- 8 days after making an emergency landing on the very same New York highway
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(43)
 


Thu July 10, 2014
(Fortune)
 
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Warren Buffett: We took a stand on Coke's pay package (Featured Partner)
 
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
"911, what's your emergency?" "My baby is choking." "Wait, our baby is choking?"
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(52)
 
(The Irish Times)
 
 
 
Prime Minister of Ireland jumps into Garth Brooks affair, enacts emergency high-level talks to salvage concerts in Dublin, is prepared to send minister to Nashville to parley with Brooks' representatives
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Tue July 08, 2014
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Japan on high alert as Typhoon Neoguri slams into it. Government urging half a million citizens to seek emergency shelter as the storm brings threats of high winds, heavy rain, flooding and, of course, rampaging Kaiju
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Wed July 02, 2014
(MyFox Atlanta)
 
 
 
"911 what's your emergency?" "I saw a woman get carjacked" "Sir, did the suspect have a gun?" "No, he threw her out of her car and stole it" "That's a robbery" "Can you send a cop now?" "Let's further debate the meaning of robbery vs. carjacking"
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(54)
 


Mon June 30, 2014
(KAKE Wichita)
 
 
 
United Airlines Flight 1463 makes emergency landing in Wichita, KS. after dumbass passenger opened the emergency door mid-flight
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Fri June 27, 2014
(Fark)
 
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Totalfark: Turning your carefully conceived thread about international trade deficits into a chaotic debate over salsa
 
 
(Global Geopolitics)
 
 
 
Deputy chair for the Monetary Authority of Singapore tells banks to keep an emergency pair of pants on hand, be highly concerned about the 'uneasy' market calm
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(13)
 


Tue June 24, 2014
(NYPost)
 
 
 
"911 operator, what is your emergency?" "There's a man breaking into my house." "We'll send the NYPD right away." "That's great, but I'm in Minneapolis"
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Wed June 11, 2014
(Tumblr)
 
 
 
Latest generation of emergency signs tell people to get out of the building during a fire alarm before stopping to discuss the event on Facebook and Twitter (pic)
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Tue June 10, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Iraqi Prime Minister blames ISIS for recent attack upon Mosul, over-reliance on phrasing
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Wed May 28, 2014
(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
Firefighters are called out on a emergency call while shopping for Memorial Day supplies at Costco, come back to get their cart and pay for the food after the emergency and find a anonymous air force wife had paid their bill
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(43)
 


Sat May 24, 2014
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Good news: No selfies from World Cup. Bad news: No emergency calls either
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(11)
 


Sun May 18, 2014
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Dolly Parton sleeps with her make-up on just in case there's an earthquake. I'm sure there is a boob joke in there somewhere
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Wed May 14, 2014
(Reuters)
 
 
 
WHO: MERS not sers, no1curs
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Sat May 10, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Protip: It is perfectly safe to ingest Pop Rocks and Soda, but if you stick any into your vagoo, it's a guaranteed trip to the Emergency Room
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Fri May 09, 2014
(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
If you're thinking about giving your buddy a tap to the balls while he's busy playing DDR, you should know that your insurance isn't going to cover it when he has to undergo emergency surgery
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Tue May 06, 2014
(AP)
 
 
 
Office Depot plans to close 400 US stores, raising fears of emergency shortage of lost cat posters and flyers advertising cut-rate roofing that get tucked underneath car windshield wipers at every mall everywhere
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Fri May 02, 2014
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Pootie calls for emergency UN Security Council meeting upon news Russian special forces, I mean grass roots protesters are taking higher casualties than the Ukrainian army
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Thu May 01, 2014
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
"Hello, 911, what's your emergency?" "There's a gopher snake fighting a squirrel in my backyard"
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Tue April 29, 2014
(Morning Journal)
 
 
 
"911, what's your emergency?" "My grandson's lazy"
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(39)
 
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
SeaWorld hopes new goofy looking vests will keep their whale trainers safe from overzealous, angry whales who want to escape their tiny prisons
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(52)
 


Sun April 20, 2014
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Malaysia Airlines flight leaving Kuala Lumpur makes emergency landing. On land this time
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(45)
 


Thu April 17, 2014
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Wisconsin declares another emergency for propane and propane accessories
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Wed April 16, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Police respond to emergency call when heavy breathing is all they can hear, find dog running around yard with phone in its mouth. Too bad they didn't have collar ID
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Sat April 12, 2014
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
A Boston cop who was shot in the head during a shootout with the Boston bombers, dies a year later from a brain aneurysm while working out at the gym
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Over sheriffs' objections, Florida House approves bill to allow concealed weapons during emergencies. WHAT COULD GO WRONG?
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Tue April 08, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Boeing 747 forced to make emergency landing because of overheated: A) engines, B) cockpit, or C) cows
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Fri April 04, 2014
(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
European Space Agency launches the Earth-observing satellite Sentinel-1A, which will keep an eye on oceans and ice, land use change, the X-men, and emergency response
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Wed April 02, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Detroit Lions bring back QB Dan Orlovsky; one might say he's the safety plan in case of a QB emergency
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Mon March 31, 2014
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Firefighter headed back into burning house to rescue family's pet 6-foot python because no other emergency responders "wanted anything to do with it"
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