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32 headlines found matching 'emergency'
Sat April 22, 2017
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(Gainesville Sun)
 
 
 
Checks all available flights out of Florida, makes note to self: "Do NOT fly out of Williston Municipal Airport"
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Tue April 11, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump administration STILL has hundreds of unfilled positions because of backbiting, inexperience, and sheer exhaustion from being overworked. But don't worry, these guys will do great in an emergency
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Tue April 04, 2017
(Talk Radio (UK))
 
 
 
Parents call the emergency services fearing their son may be suffering from psychiatric problems, so he steals the ambulance and goes on a joyride. Proving them right
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Fri March 31, 2017
(NPR)
 
 
 
Georgia governor declares a state of emergency as Atlanta traffic becomes slightly worse
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Wed March 22, 2017
(Stat News)
 
 
 
In addition to being overpriced and manufactured by douchebags, EpiPens are now actually malfunctioning
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Tue March 21, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Could you come up with an emergency $2,000? Unfortunately, one-third of your friends can't
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Mon March 20, 2017
(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
Oregon considers a proposal to put tiny houses in people's backyards which they can rent to the homeless. Even the middle class can now get in on the booming business of becoming a slumlord
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Sun March 12, 2017
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Fundraising drive and emergency champagne and caviar helicopter drops underway for hundreds of Big Sur residents cut off by broken bridge
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Wed March 08, 2017
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Nest working on array of new smart home products including burglar alarms, door bells, Jehovah's Witness humiliator, anti bill collector laser, emergency fart vacuum, expired milk sniffer and poisonous spider detector
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Wed March 01, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
Emergency doctor tells patients with memory problems that Trump is now president, not Jimmy Carter
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Sat February 25, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
This is a test of your knowledge of this week's weird news. This is only a test. Had this been an actual emergency, you'd be bonkers already. It's the Fark Weekly Weird News Quiz
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Fri February 24, 2017
(CTV News)
 
 
 
And here's a list of moronic Canadian calls to 911
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Tue February 14, 2017
(Townhall)
 
 
 
Shoddy spillway evacuation provides glimpse into the American Thunderdome that occurs when civil services are minimal to non-existent during a predictable emergency
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Sun February 12, 2017
(Livestream)
 
NewsFlash
 
Oroville residents told to evacuate to the North. The entire emergency spillway at the Oroville Dam is expected to collapse within the hour
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Sat February 11, 2017
(SacBee)
 
 
 
For the first time in its 48-year history, water is flowing from the emergency spillway at California's Oroville Dam. Because a small "pothole" in the main spillway has morphed into a 300-foot gash, and is spewing water fortified with concrete chunks
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Sun February 05, 2017
(ABC News)
 
 
 
The U.S. Court of Appeals for the 9th Circuit announced, at a time they knew Trump would be wide awake, that they have denied the Department of Justice's emergency motion to lift the travel ban restraining order
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Wed February 01, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
New Puerto Rico governor signs fiscal emergency law. Which is pretty much just an extension of the one that has been in effect since 1873
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(Slate)
 
 
 
History is made by those who show up. As are emergency unilateral confirmation committee rules changes
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Tue January 31, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
UN Security Council to hold emergency meeting over Iran missile test and send another 'strongly worded letter'
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Sat January 28, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
NewsFlash
 
Emergency stay issued over Trump's Muslim Ban
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Wed January 25, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
Driver uses the old 'wind was pushing me' as the excuse for speeding. What was he driving, a sailboat with wheels?
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Mon January 23, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Study finds sex toys are safer than children's toys, less likely to require awkward answers in the emergency room
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
South Dakota GOP set to declare state of emergency to repeal voter-enacted ethics law
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Sun January 22, 2017
(Weather Underground)
 
 
 
Emergency declared after tornado kills 4 in Hattiesburg, Mississippi; Storms leave damage in Alabama, Georgia. Area child asks; "Is God mad at us?"
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Tue January 17, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
State of emergency declared in The Gambia. For those of you who don't speak English, that's Le Gambia
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Mon January 16, 2017
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Citing Rush Limbaugh at the premier source on reality, Gwinnett County Commissioner Tommy Hunter questions the legitimacy of John Lewis's congressional win in his gerrymandered republican district
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
And that sound you just heard was Turkey officially becoming a dictatorship
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Fri January 13, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Research shows most Americans are one medical emergency away from financial ruin. Sleep tight
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Sat January 07, 2017
(WTOP)
 
 
 
A man got a sinking feeling / Right on the edge of a pit / His home was about to fall over / in to a big mess of .. Shaving Cream
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Fri January 06, 2017
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Macomb County declares state of emergency over Fraser sinkhole. Apparently there's not enough tossed salads and scrambled eggs to fill it up
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Mon January 02, 2017
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Trump was following the Twitter account "Emergency Kittens" until he discovered it was actually about cats
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Sat December 31, 2016
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Head of the British National Health Service pleads with Brits to stop drinking so much that they wind up in emergency rooms: "We're not the National Hangover Service"
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