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Headlines matching 'emergency'
Mon February 06, 2012
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(Huffington Post) Scary LEVEL 1 EMERGENCY: Japan's 59% of female respondents aged 16 to 19 said they were uninterested in or averse to sex, a near 12% increase since 2008  (huffingtonpost.com) (551)


Wed February 01, 2012
(Detroit Free Press) Obvious Good: Set meeting to balance budget. Bad: To avoid emergency state takeover. Detroit: Majority of city council doesn't bother to show up  (freep.com) (48)


Wed January 25, 2012
(YouTube) Cool Let's go back to Cold War days, when random stretches of the autobahn could be converted to emergency runways in just hours, suitable for launching fighters and landing cargo planes  (youtube.com) (29)


Mon January 16, 2012
(Short List) Fail WARNING: YOUR PLANE IS ABOUT TO MAKE AN EMERGENCY LANDING ON WATER. Sorry, we didn't mean to play that message. As you were  (shortlist.com) (46)


Thu January 12, 2012
(Grist) Sick Good idea: Congressional staffers putting together an office pool for donations to the Red Cross and emergency services during a wildfire. Bad idea: Congressional staffers putting together an office pool betting on how much land will burn  (grist.org) (50)
(Jacksonville.com) Florida Sir, you've been in an accident and skinned your knee, so we're rushing you to the emergency room. IT'S THE LAW  (jacksonville.com) (121)


Fri January 06, 2012
(Mirror.co.uk) Fail Taking off your wedding ring and throwing it at your wife might be an effective gesture during an argument, but not if you have to call emergency services to help you  (mirror.co.uk) (18)
(Some Guy) Dumbass Man calls emergency services after gluing cups to his head  (shieldsgazette.com) (15)


Tue December 27, 2011
(Huffington Post) Scary It's not suprising that Rep John Conyers and the Rev. Jesse Jackson are fighting Gov. Snyder's attempt to replace the mayor and city council of Detroit with a hand-picked dictator. the real question is why isn't everybody else?  (huffingtonpost.com) (86)


Sat December 24, 2011
(Some Guy) Hero Family of terminally ill 11 year old requests a few emergency vehicles drive by his house. Within 24 hours, 100 emergency vehicles give this young man an awesome farewell. Merry Christmas everyone. I'm gonna hug my kids  (firetruckblog.com) (206)


Sat December 17, 2011
(Politico) Hero "Total appropriations - emergency and non-emergency - in 2012 are expected to be no more than $1.181 trillion, about $30 billion less than 2011 and an estimated $94 billion below fiscal 2010 when Democrats controlled Congress"  (politico.com) (305)


Mon December 12, 2011
(CNN) Scary Hacker who caused the National Emergency Alert System to send out a text telling NJ cell phone users to "seek shelter immediately" due to the "extreme threat to life" owes a few thousand people new underwear  (ireport.cnn.com) (176)


Tue December 06, 2011
(Pundit Kitchen) Strange Problem: people stealing hammers meant for breaking glass in the event of an accident. Solution: the buses in Heilongjiang, China are now equipped with emergency bricks  (news.icanhascheezburger.com) (28)


Fri December 02, 2011
(Some Guy) Scary North Carolina man cannot collect damages from first responders who declared him dead, body bagged him and placed him in a refrigerator drawer  (thejobmouse.com) (53)


Thu December 01, 2011
(NJ.com) Amusing "What are the odds of having two flying squirrels in the same emergency room?"  (nj.com) (16)


Wed November 23, 2011
(Minneapolis Star Tribune) Scary Student pilot on only second solo flight flips plane end over end in emergency landing but walks away without a scratch. Instructor gives him props  (startribune.com) (38)


Wed November 09, 2011
(CSMonitor) Followup Nationwide test of Emergency Broadcast System has a few glitches, such as playing a Lady Gaga tune  (csmonitor.com) (144)
(New York Daily News) Strange Glenn Beck warns that today's Emergency Broadcast System test amounts to a government takeover of your TV and radio. Well yeah, isn't that the general idea?  (nydailynews.com) (169)
(USA Today) Followup FEMA to test nationwide internme....ahem... nationwide emergency alert system today  (content.usatoday.com) (222)


Sat November 05, 2011
(AZCentral) Silly Since there were no unattended packages to freak out over, emergency units rush to the scene of a popping light bulb  (azcentral.com) (19)


Sun October 30, 2011
(Some Guy) Silly "This is 911, please state your emergency in 140 characters or less"  (chicago.cbslocal.com) (36)


Fri October 28, 2011
(Chicago Tribune) Dumbass Chicago to make Lake Shore Drive safer during blizzards, because warning people for two days that they'll get stuck on it didn't work last year  (chicagotribune.com) (40)
(Metro) Fail M-O-O-N; that spells UFO  (metro.co.uk) (47)


Thu October 27, 2011
(Stuff.co.nz) Dumbass Unless emergency procedures have changed, complimentary vaginal exams are usually not part of the ambulance ride to the hospital  (stuff.co.nz) (37)


Fri October 14, 2011
(Miami Herald) Florida The drop-off in foreclosures killed off the main source of income for Florida's court system, putting it on the brink of bankruptcy and necessitating an emergency $45m loan. Ironic tag robosigns an affidavit with Florida tag's signature  (miamiherald.com) (21)

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