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Tue March 09, 2010
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(SFGate) Unlikely 911: What's the emergency? Caller: Somehow I got my Prius up to 94  (sfgate.com) (321)

Sat March 06, 2010
(ABC News) Sappy Dog and cheetah become friends at Oregon safari park. Dog nicknames cheetah "fastcat" while cheetah's nickname for the dog is "emergency lunch"  (abcnews.go.com) (36)

Thu February 25, 2010
(Marketwatch) Obvious Emergency airlift of an extra 8500 condoms is on the way to the Olympic Village  (blogs.marketwatch.com) (69)

Tue February 16, 2010
(Yahoo) Cool Obama approves the construction of the first new nuclear reactors in thirty years. Republicans call emergency meeting to determine what they don't like about this  (news.yahoo.com) (455)

Fri February 12, 2010
(AZCentral) Interesting Staff employees in Maricopa County, Arizona have been caught speeding on photo radar cameras more than 1,500 times over the last two years, marking the first time in history a government worker has done something fast  T-Shirt  (azcentral.com) (55)

Fri February 05, 2010
(IndyStar) PSA The Indianapolis Police would like to remind you that they 'd like to keep the lines open for actual emergencies when a suspicious white substance is falling from the sky  (indystar.com) (60)

Sun January 31, 2010
(Billings Gazette) Interesting A Montana family responds to criticism and harassement for flying their American flag upside down to indicate our country is in a "state of emergency."  (billingsgazette.com) (178)

Sun January 17, 2010
(Science Daily) Sad Shipping container company starts research into eventually helping Haitians make housing out of shipping containers. But first: college dorm containers  (sciencedaily.com) (186)

Mon January 11, 2010
(Some Guy) Hero TN Republicans seek to delay implementing Tennessee Voter Confidence Act during emergency special legislative session  (nashvilleistalking.com) (91)

Wed December 30, 2009
(ABC News) Sappy Woman goes into cardiac arrest during labor and dies on the table. Doctors perform emergency C-section only to find that her baby was non-responsive. Then things got all miracle-ly and they both came back from the dead  (abcnews.go.com) (398)

Tue December 29, 2009
(BBC) Silly Woman calls police to report her cat is "doing her head in" by playing with string. "It's being going for two hours now. It's an emergency" (with audio goodness)  (news.bbc.co.uk) (114)

Mon December 14, 2009
(Some Guy) Amusing Animal rescue organization asks that if you see a seagull looking "sad" in 2010, don't make an emergency call to it for help. Not like you did this year  (newspostleader.co.uk) (78)

Tue December 08, 2009
(People Magazine) Scary Michelle Duggar falls ill with gallbladder issues, airlifted to Mike's VW Auto Repair for emergency tune-up  (people.com) (130)

Fri November 20, 2009
(Some Guy) Obvious Iowa town needs emergency coconuts after massive lime spill  (timesrepublican.com) (30)
(Kotaku) Interesting This is a test. This game system is conducting a test of the Emergency Broadcast System. This is only a test. If this had been an actual Koopa attack, you would have been instructed to find power-ups  (kotaku.com) (39)

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