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23 headlines found matching 'emergency'
Fri July 31, 2015
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(Motoring Research)
 
 
 
'Shocking' number of Brits don't know they need to call 0118 999 881 99 9119 7253 in an emergency
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Thu July 30, 2015
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Man calls emergency services to report that his girlfriend let their cat eat his bacon. "I want to press charges"
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Tue July 28, 2015
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Why Michigan's Sand Dune park requires more emergency rescues than Yellowstone National Park
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(113)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Airplane forced to make emergency landing after running out of fuel and not bothering to check that the airport was closed before flight
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Tue July 21, 2015
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Another day, another pilot pulling off a smooth emergency landing without wheels
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(18)
 


Sat July 18, 2015
(WTKR)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass premature wild horse foal recovering well after emergency treatment, tons of sappy photos and videos
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(12)
 


Fri July 17, 2015
(NBC News)
 
 
 
"Siri, charge my phone 100%." Siri: "Calling 911". 911: "What's the nature of your emergency?". Siri: "My user is too dumb to plug in the charging cable"
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Wed July 15, 2015
(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
Skydiving plane makes emergency landing on New Jersey highway. If only there were some device that would allow passengers on skydiving planes to exit without tying up traffic
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(28)
 


Wed July 08, 2015
(NBC News)
 
NewsFlash
 
NYSE halts all trading due to technical glitch, emergency eBay and Craigslist systems coming online
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Sat June 13, 2015
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
If you've been waiting too long in an emergency room for the staff to attend to you, the best way to get their attention is to hold a lighter up to the hospital's sprinkler system and watch as everyone leaves the building
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Fri June 12, 2015
(Herald Sun)
 
 
 
Malaysian Airways flight reports fire on board and makes emergency landing in Australia, which is better than their usual 'let's put it out with sea water' method
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(21)
 


Thu May 28, 2015
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
When the anthropologists of the distant future study our society, this sixth-grader's written apology to an emergency dispatcher for calling 911 and shouting 'DEEZ NUTS' will be among the most valued primary documents
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Wed May 20, 2015
(CBS News)
 
 
 
"911, please state your emergency." "Yes, we're at Costco, and there's a naked man walking around the parking lot and waving his machete at us." "Okay, we'll send police out right--wait, was that a euphemism?"
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(22)
 


Mon May 11, 2015
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Paramedics on emergency call wedge their ambulance under a low bridge, have to call fire and police to rescue them. These guys will have nicknames from this until the day they die (pics)
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Sat May 09, 2015
(KHON2 Honolulu)
 
 
 
In typical United fashion, flight crew determines it's better to make an emergency landing than to provide a meal to an autistic teenager
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Sat May 02, 2015
(Savannah Now)
 
 
 
Cop issues driver three citations for reckless driving, failure to exercise due care and failure to yield to an emergency vehicle. Fark: Driver was fire chief responding to a "high magnitude" call (with video)
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(92)
 


Fri May 01, 2015
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Did you get emergency FEMA aid because of Hurricane Sandy? Congrats, you get to pay all that back with interest or we take you to a FEMA reeducation camp, citizen
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(25)
 


Mon April 27, 2015
(CBS Baltimore)
 
 
 
Hogan flexes his muscles, brother
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Sat April 25, 2015
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Nepal declares a state of emergency as the death toll rises to 1,100 in the aftermath of the 7.8 earthquake
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Fri April 24, 2015
(KATU)
 
 
 
Army Corps of Engineers celebrates "Take Your Kid To Work and Watch Us Wedge Our New Emergency Operations Truck Under A Bridge Day"
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Wed April 22, 2015
(WKBW Buffalo)
 
 
 
At least one passenger lost consciousness when a plane bound for Hartford depressurized in-flight and was forced to make an emergency landing in Buffalo. Upon learning they were in Buffalo, several more passengers lost consciousness
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Sat April 11, 2015
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Man asks federal judge for emergency restraining order barring Kim Kardashian and Kanye West from ever entering Florida. "This task America has placed on your shoulders won't be an easy one, but we all have faith in your ability to get the job done"
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(16)
 


Wed April 08, 2015
(The Weather Network)
 
 
 
This is a test of the Emergency Broadcast System. Had this been an actual emergency, you would already be dead because you didn't pay $3.00/month to be included. This has been a test of the Emergency Broadcast System
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