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Thu March 18, 2010
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(Some Guy) Ironic Teachers protest lay-off procedures, fail to note the procedures were implemented by their own Union  (ktvu.com) (16)
(Washington Post) Obvious First Lady: "Schools should plant gardens." Liberal county superintendent: "You mean those labor intensive, pest-attracting liability disasters that need to be harvested when school is out for the summer?"  (voices.washingtonpost.com) (213)

Wed March 17, 2010
(My Fox DC) Interesting Three students at a D.C. elementary school have been diagnosed with scarlet fever. In other news, we still have scarlet fever  (myfoxdc.com) (173)

Mon March 15, 2010
(Boston Globe) Stupid Having figured out how to pay for their schools, NH legislature weighs in on milk vs cider as the state drink  (boston.com) (34)

Thu March 11, 2010
(News.com.au) Dumbass Sydney school discovers that they really shouldn't be keeping autistic children in cages. I don't think so. No. Definitely not  (news.com.au) (135)

Wed March 10, 2010
(UPI) PSA Next time your school's booster club is having a sale of donated items, be sure to go through the stuff and remove the porn, pirated DVDs and Aryan Nation publications  (upi.com) (79)

Fri March 05, 2010
(Pajamas Media) Fail Socialists protesting California education cuts really could have used some better primary schools  (pajamasmedia.com) (309)

Sun February 28, 2010
(Telegram) Obvious School officials are sick and tired of watching those sexy, juicy children all day  (telegram.com) (181)

Tue February 23, 2010
(The Sun) Interesting Builder takes picture of ghost. Link includes eerie "I can't tell by the pixels" photo  (thesun.co.uk) (177)
(wpbf.com) Florida Mom: Forget your lunch, go hungry. School: Not so fast  (wpbf.com) (482)
(The Local (Sweden)) Stupid Swedish stoner dude flippers out and turns to cops for help as cannabis turns his girfriend into a dolphin  (thelocal.se) (107)

Fri February 19, 2010
(The Local (Sweden)) Interesting Swedish primary school expands its curriculum to include cannabis cultivation. The kids' coloring in projects have never looked so good  (thelocal.se) (28)

Sun February 14, 2010
(Detroit News) Sad "My Sharona" singer now visiting "My Embalma", then "My Funeral Parla"  T-Shirt  (detnews.com) (158)
(Brockton Enterprise) Followup First grader who touched girl in class wins $160,000 to go with his vacation from school  (enterprisenews.com) (130)

Thu February 11, 2010
(News.com.au) Dumbass Nanny State bans school students from exchanging Valentine's Day cards  (news.com.au) (55)

Wed February 10, 2010
(Sign On San Diego) Scary On today's episode of "Scared Straight," a 16 year-old ditches school and gets shot in the face  (signonsandiego.com) (64)

Tue February 09, 2010
(TBO) Florida Two fourth-grade teachers help students cope with stress from testing by handing out pill bottles filled with little mint candies. Hilarity ensues  (www2.tbo.com) (139)

Sun January 31, 2010
(Spiegel) Stupid Evangelical family gets political asylum in another country because state wouldn't let their five kids be home-schooled to avoid "anti-Christian worldview" taught in public schools  (spiegel.de) (529)

Sat January 30, 2010
(Daily Mail) Strange Government wants to make sure young students are taught about all faiths, including the ones where plants have souls and the dead must be eaten by vultures  (dailymail.co.uk) (56)

Fri January 22, 2010
(Quad City Times) Fail Two men forget the two cardinal rules for making meth: don't do it near a school, and make sure you don't blow up half your house  (qctimes.com) (29)

Mon January 18, 2010
(Some Guy) Scary We've secretly replaced these people's flu vaccine with insulin shots. Let's see if they notice  (www2.newsadvance.com) (53)

Sun January 17, 2010
(Huffington Post) Cool Alyssa Milano donates $50,000 to UNICEF, challenges any corporation to match it. Oh it is SO on  (huffingtonpost.com) (147)

Fri January 08, 2010
(Daily Express) Asinine Boy is let off with a warning after stabbing a teacher in the chest with a pencil. Teachers union insists that there be stricter punishment, No. 2 ways about it  T-Shirt  (express.co.uk) (135)
(CNN) Obvious CDC warns that H1N1 is still causing hospitalizations and death. EVERYBODY PANIC AGAIN  (cnn.com) (112)

Wed December 16, 2009
(USA Today) Scary Lunchlady Doris is in hot water  (usatoday.com) (140)
(Boston Globe) Followup That little boy suspended and ordered to take a psychological evaluation because he drew a stick figure Jesus on a cross? Yeah, not so much  (boston.com) (368)

Tue December 15, 2009
(CBS Sacramento) Fail You are a responding officer on a call about a woman on a school campus "injuring herself" with a large knife. Do you: (c) shoot her in the head, thus "eliminating the problem"?  (cbs13.com) (219)
(Taunton Gazette) Asinine Jesus Christ, they suspended an eight year old student for that? (with stick figure goodness)  (tauntongazette.com) (756)

Fri December 11, 2009
(Chicago Tribune) Amusing Black Earth Elementary School placed on lockdown due to: (C) wandering bovine  (chicagotribune.com) (36)

Mon December 07, 2009
(indychannel) Dumbass Upset over a teacher's disciplinary tactics with your child? That's a stapler to the head  (theindychannel.com) (53)

Sat December 05, 2009
(Eagle Tribune) Fail Class President, straight-A student who is "rather cocky in my intelligence, and ... definitely an intellectual elitist" reveals just how colossally stupid he is  (eagletribune.com) (278)

Thu November 26, 2009
(Cracked) Florida The six most horrific lessons ever taught in elementary school  (cracked.com) (71)

Sat November 21, 2009
(Daily Kos) Amusing Daily Kos Saturday hate-mailbag: Mukous Mousetits edition  (dailykos.com) (61)

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