Headlines matching 'elementary schools'
Thu March 18, 2010
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Teachers protest lay-off procedures, fail to note the procedures were implemented by their own Union (ktvu.com)
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First Lady: "Schools should plant gardens." Liberal county superintendent: "You mean those labor intensive, pest-attracting liability disasters that need to be harvested when school is out for the summer?" (voices.washingtonpost.com)
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Wed March 17, 2010
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Three students at a D.C. elementary school have been diagnosed with scarlet fever. In other news, we still have scarlet fever (myfoxdc.com)
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Mon March 15, 2010
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Having figured out how to pay for their schools, NH legislature weighs in on milk vs cider as the state drink (boston.com)
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Thu March 11, 2010
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Sydney school discovers that they really shouldn't be keeping autistic children in cages. I don't think so. No. Definitely not (news.com.au)
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Wed March 10, 2010
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Next time your school's booster club is having a sale of donated items, be sure to go through the stuff and remove the porn, pirated DVDs and Aryan Nation publications (upi.com)
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Fri March 05, 2010
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Socialists protesting California education cuts really could have used some better primary schools (pajamasmedia.com)
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Sun February 28, 2010
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School officials are sick and tired of watching those sexy, juicy children all day (telegram.com)
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Tue February 23, 2010
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Builder takes picture of ghost. Link includes eerie "I can't tell by the pixels" photo (thesun.co.uk)
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Mom: Forget your lunch, go hungry. School: Not so fast (wpbf.com)
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Swedish stoner dude flippers out and turns to cops for help as cannabis turns his girfriend into a dolphin (thelocal.se)
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Fri February 19, 2010
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Swedish primary school expands its curriculum to include cannabis cultivation. The kids' coloring in projects have never looked so good (thelocal.se)
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Sun February 14, 2010
Thu February 11, 2010
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Nanny State bans school students from exchanging Valentine's Day cards (news.com.au)
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Wed February 10, 2010
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On today's episode of "Scared Straight," a 16 year-old ditches school and gets shot in the face (signonsandiego.com)
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Tue February 09, 2010
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Two fourth-grade teachers help students cope with stress from testing by handing out pill bottles filled with little mint candies. Hilarity ensues (www2.tbo.com)
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Sun January 31, 2010
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Evangelical family gets political asylum in another country because state wouldn't let their five kids be home-schooled to avoid "anti-Christian worldview" taught in public schools (spiegel.de)
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Sat January 30, 2010
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Government wants to make sure young students are taught about all faiths, including the ones where plants have souls and the dead must be eaten by vultures (dailymail.co.uk)
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Fri January 22, 2010
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Two men forget the two cardinal rules for making meth: don't do it near a school, and make sure you don't blow up half your house (qctimes.com)
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Mon January 18, 2010
Sun January 17, 2010
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Alyssa Milano donates $50,000 to UNICEF, challenges any corporation to match it. Oh it is SO on (huffingtonpost.com)
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Fri January 08, 2010
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Boy is let off with a warning after stabbing a teacher in the chest with a pencil. Teachers union insists that there be stricter punishment, No. 2 ways about it (express.co.uk)
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CDC warns that H1N1 is still causing hospitalizations and death. EVERYBODY PANIC AGAIN (cnn.com)
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Wed December 16, 2009
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Lunchlady Doris is in hot water (usatoday.com)
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That little boy suspended and ordered to take a psychological evaluation because he drew a stick figure Jesus on a cross? Yeah, not so much (boston.com)
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Tue December 15, 2009
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You are a responding officer on a call about a woman on a school campus "injuring herself" with a large knife. Do you: (c) shoot her in the head, thus "eliminating the problem"? (cbs13.com)
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Jesus Christ, they suspended an eight year old student for that? (with stick figure goodness) (tauntongazette.com)
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Fri December 11, 2009
Mon December 07, 2009
Sat December 05, 2009
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Class President, straight-A student who is "rather cocky in my intelligence, and ... definitely an intellectual elitist" reveals just how colossally stupid he is (eagletribune.com)
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Thu November 26, 2009
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The six most horrific lessons ever taught in elementary school (cracked.com)
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Sat November 21, 2009
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