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Headlines matching 'elementary schools'
Wed February 08, 2012
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Chicago Tribune) Fail Chicago learns the hard way that elementary school children can sneak gang symbols into contest artwork just like adults can  (chicagotribune.com) (153)
(KRQE News) Asinine Problem: 87 percent of your schools are failing by your own criteria. Solution: Make scoring 75 percent deserving of an A rating. There, all fixed  (krqe.com) (103)
(The Sun) Dumbass Today's sexy teacher likes drinking, swearing and 'pulling black man' (w/pic)  (thesun.co.uk) (67)


Tue February 07, 2012
(WTOP) Dumbass Parent of the year can't figure out why failing to get his kids to school 150 times in the past two years is an issue  (wtop.com) (115)


Mon February 06, 2012
(Yahoo) Scary Red Rover, Red Rover, let your Sikorsky S-76 come over  (news.yahoo.com) (32)


Fri February 03, 2012
(Orlando Sentinel) Florida Woman picking her kid up from school enters through bus-only lane, hits gate with her car, drives over curb, and exits through entrance, and is busted for DUI and other charges. Ta-da  (orlandosentinel.com) (21)
(MSNBC) Strange A game similar to freeze tag being played at school "except that a person had to be humped to be unfrozen"  (usnews.msnbc.msn.com) (85)


Fri January 27, 2012
(Some Guy) Silly Some folks won't pay $628 to remove a skunk, but then again some folk'll  (uticaod.com) (29)


Thu January 26, 2012
(Reuters) Weird It's FARK word problem time: If a four-year-old boy pulls nine bags of weed out of his jacket pocket and hands them over to his teacher, how many of those nine bags will make it to the police evidence room?  (reuters.com) (43)


Tue January 24, 2012
(CNN) Unlikely "How to raise the next Steve Jobs." No mention of letting your precious snowflake take LSD and drop out of school to backpack around India  (cnn.com) (202)


Mon January 23, 2012
(NW Florida Daily News) Cool Elementary school finds novel way of encouraging students to excel: read well and you get to throw food at the principal  (nwfdailynews.com) (56)


Fri January 20, 2012
(Daily Mail) Stupid Hundreds of primary school-age children granted licences to use shotguns. What could possibly go wrong?  (dailymail.co.uk) (82)


Tue January 17, 2012
(TDN) Stupid Unsure whether husband or wife was driving car, traffic court judge finds them both guilty of speeding  (tdn.com) (52)


Thu January 12, 2012
(STLToday) Scary School districts' requirement that all students wear "health monitors" 24/7 that record their every move and vital statistic is not a repeat from 1984  (stltoday.com) (77)


Wed January 11, 2012
(Fox News) Sick You kids don't know how easy you had it. When I was your age, I had to walk 20 miles uphill to a two-room schoolhouse with a 4' by 6' "scream room" where they would put the retarded kids. And we LIKED it  (foxnews.com) (84)
(Nola.com) News New Orleans elementary school on lockdown after gunman enters building to hide from police  (nola.com) (60)


Fri January 06, 2012
(Yahoo) Followup After Texas school shooting where police killed a 15-year-old eighth grader, many questions loom--the first of which is, what is a 15 year old doing in eighth grade?  (news.yahoo.com) (192)


Wed January 04, 2012
(Fox News) Asinine What happens when a group of 8-year-olds sing a song about being part of the 99 percent? Oh, you'd better believe there's outrage  (radio.foxnews.com) (386)


Sun January 01, 2012
(Cracked) Silly Six teenage inventors who changed the world and did more with their lives than any of us will  (cracked.com) (42)


Thu December 22, 2011
(woodtv.com) Cool Grandma knits 300 scarves for school. This is comforting. This is warmness. THIS... IS... NECKWEAAAAAAAAAAAAR  (woodtv.com) (29)


Tue December 20, 2011
(Some Guy) Dumbass Proving it's actually possible to have an IQ below zero, school officials discipline a student for taking bites from a pizza slice until it was shaped like a gun  (wkrn.com) (270)
(Some Guy) Dumbass Ah, the old "my cousin is concerned about the size of his penis, let me see your penis" trick  (malvern.patch.com) (32)


Sun December 18, 2011
(Palm Beach Post) Florida You got a D-minus on your report card, so we're giving you a raise  (palmbeachpost.com) (77)
(Some Guy) Amusing "As you can see from the video, he's not the most skillful burglar"  (miami.cbslocal.com) (72)


Fri December 09, 2011
(Therepublic.com) Florida Teacher strips and hoses down pre-kindergarten student outside of school for soiling his pants. Some people have a problem with this  (therepublic.com) (106)


Tue December 06, 2011
(baynews9.com) Florida Sleeping autistic boy left on school bus for 2.82639615 hours  (baynews9.com) (53)


Sun December 04, 2011
(NYPost) Sad During a North Pole geography lesson, second-grade teacher informs the students that Santa doesn't exist. Why yes, some parents have a problem with this. "It's outrageous that a teacher would strip a child of their innocence"  (nypost.com) (198)


Fri December 02, 2011
(AZCentral) Asinine 1st grader faces sexual harassment charge for punching another boy in the groin. Mom says the other kid choked her son, and says if you consider the punch to be sexual assault, then you need to charge the other boy with attempted murder  (azcentral.com) (151)


Sat November 19, 2011
(St. Petersburg Times) Florida Hooters waitress volunteers as guest speaker during Great American Teach-In at local school. Apparently one mother has problems with this. "I'm not knocking waitresses ... My point is, these kids should have higher goals"  (tampabay.com) (371)


Thu November 17, 2011
(Some Guy) Scary Woman who let her nine year old son drive to school: 'It's cool, he has four years of driving experience'  (delawareonline.com) (35)
(CBC) Obvious School bans soccer balls, footballs, baseballs and tennis balls because kids might get hurt if they play with them  (cbc.ca) (255)


Fri November 11, 2011
(TMZ) Followup Sasha Grey will not quit reading to children. Here's her rebuttal  (tmz.com) (206)
(wsbtv.com) Obvious School frustrated with little rats. Also, they have a rodent infestation  (wsbtv.com) (31)
(TMZ) Amusing Porn star Sasha Grey was invited to read to first graders. This article is brought to you by the letter A, The number 2, and the letter M  (tmz.com) (226)


Wed November 02, 2011
(NYPost) Fail Little Mary refuses to eat her milk and cookies or take naps at nap time. Do you: c) suspend the five-year-old punk from kindergarten?  (nypost.com) (101)


Wed October 26, 2011
(Canada.com) Silly Elementary schools ban scary Halloween costumes, insist on "caring costumes" even though most sexy nurse costumes won't fit seven-year-olds  (canada.com) (104)
(This Is Plymouth) Sad Not news: Young people running up gambling debts. News: Police fear they could be forced into shoplifting and street-fighting. Fark: Gamblers are aged five, playing marbles  (thisisplymouth.co.uk) (43)


Thu October 20, 2011
(wpix.com) PSA Bullying hotline launched, much to the delight of bullies who like to make prank calls  (wpix.com) (74)
(Some Guy) Asinine School lets six-year-old named Cloud drift away, out of their building, across a four-lane highway and into a neighborhood while his mother waits in the office to pick him up  (wtkr.com) (96)
(Yahoo) Florida School district rewards A+ students with bracelets containing pictures of naked women. Attempts to recover bracelets but "has so far gotten only a handful back"  (news.yahoo.com) (43)


Tue October 18, 2011
(Some Guy) Scary First grade class is having issues with too much kicking, scratching, punching and choking. And that's just from the teacher  (wusa9.com) (15)

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