Do you have adblock enabled?
 
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.
10 headlines found matching 'elderly woman'
Sun August 21, 2016
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Newser)
 
 
 
Burglars break into iconic Brady home; police say current resident scared them off. Probably with a machete, if he hadn't had a Snickers lately
source: newser.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Wed August 17, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Joseph Goebbels' 105-year-old secretary describes the Fark Party that took place in the final days of Hitler's bunker
source: mirror.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Thu August 11, 2016
(KRTV Great Falls)
 
 
 
"I'm 71, I can do whatever I want," may sort of be true, but slapping someone's 4-year-old because he's running around will still get you a felony assault charge
source: krtv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Thu July 28, 2016
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
One would think cops would know doughnut glaze when they see it
source: miamiherald.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Tue July 26, 2016
(CBC)
 
 
 
If you're in Nova Scotia, take a load off at the Outhouse museum - or `Oothoose' as the locals call it
source: cbc.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Mon July 25, 2016
(Fark)
 
 
 
Troi takes the helm of a submarine with obvious results, @Nero gets burned, and the best phone you've ever come across: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 7/17 - 7/23
source: fark.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Wed July 20, 2016
(CBS Detroit)
 
 
 
Elderly woman beats off would-be robber with bacon. Personally, Subby is not that attracted to seniors, but is slightly aroused nonetheless
source: detroit.cbslocal.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Sun July 10, 2016
(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Hello. I am dog ..the fruit vendor. Could I interest you in my melons?
source: shanghaiist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Mon June 27, 2016
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hiding under cars in the parking lot at TJ Maxx to touch womens' feet is only a ticketing?
source: yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 


Thu June 23, 2016
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Florida man gets 17 years in prison for stealing $500,000 from blind widow, spending the money on Lamborghinis, Porsches and nipple pasties
source: nydailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 

Displayed 10 of about 889 links -- join TotalFark to see them all
Submit a Link »
On Twitter






In Other Media


  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.

Report