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14 headlines found matching 'elderly woman'
Sat May 20, 2017
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Cops in bus station: Get out of that seat. Old lady: Can I have my cane, so I can stand? Cops: After you get up. Old lady: I can't stand without my cane. Cops: STOP RESISTING ME
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Tue May 02, 2017
(CBC)
 
 
 
Canada made marijuana illegal 94 years ago but were too blitzed to remember why
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Sun March 26, 2017
(Daily Tribune)
 
 
 
Fire Chief annoyed at mayor of neighboring city who posted lawyer's fatal housefire was the work of a Gypsy hit squad
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Sat March 25, 2017
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
"If you want to see how humans behave naturally, you don't go to a Manhattan high-rise or a vegan co-op or even a small farming village. You go to a hunter-gatherer community in the wilderness"
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Wed March 22, 2017
(Vice)
 
 
 
Hackers threaten to wipe 300 million iPhones clean unless Apple pays ransom
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Thu March 16, 2017
(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
Elderly woman describes bread aisle beatdown at Walmart. In related news bread aisle beatdown is subby's new heavy metal bread cover band name
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Mon March 13, 2017
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Geocacher does superb imitation of Wile E. Coyote. Repeat performance unlikely
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Serial pickpocket has 153rd offense, needs to find another way to make a living
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Wed March 08, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
GOP lawmakers are about to pass two laws that would make it nearly impossible to sue corporations
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Tue February 28, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
99-year-old Nederlander gets handcuffed to fulfill bucket list item. Kinky
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Mon February 27, 2017
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Bedbugs kill 96-year-old Stoner
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Tue February 21, 2017
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
This week in the normally funny Forest Grove Police log: "In all, officers responded to nine calls involving people suffering mental health issues this date alone"
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Sat January 28, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Assisted dying in Europe running into technical problems, like what to do when the elderly woman whose turn it is keeps screaming that she doesn't want to die and has to be pinned down by several people so she can be forced to have a dignified death
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Wed January 25, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Elderly woman flies through tornado in a bathtub, lands in nearby woods. Add some wings and a few more struts, and she might have made it into space
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