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Mon October 16, 2017
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(Local 12 Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Hollywood celebs groping starlets. New hotness: tattooing your perverted intentions on your forehead so the cops can find you easier
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Fusion GPS, the firm behind the infamous Steele Dossier and that has cooperated with every legit investigation that's come knocking, tells Devin Nunes (R-ecused?) where he can shove his subpoena
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Diane... Rehm... remarries... at... age... 81... to... a... much... younger... man
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Sat October 14, 2017
(Independent)
 
 
 
Trump doesn't think criminals can be rehabilitated
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Louisiana sheriff's office refuses to buy Ford vehicles because A) they break down often B) they're gas guzzlers C) the NFL sucks
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Soldiers in Niger? What soldiers in Niger? Hey look... it's a clown. Over there. No, right over there, behind the rhododendrons. Look for the balloons, Such pretty balloons. I like balloons, don't you? Whatever happened to the circus, anyway?
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Fri October 13, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
White supremacists rally behind Louis Farrakhan
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(Juneau Empire)
 
 
 
Dehydrated goat hunters rescued from mountain. Subby usually hunts for dehydrated goat in the jerky aisle
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(Discover)
 
 
 
Imagine a wearable "spacecraft" used to land on Earth called MOOSE. Astronaut would finish their vehicle with two cans of foam. This is really what GE proposed to NASA in the 1960s
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
400-lb marble bust of Napoleon Bonaparte has been sitting in NJ town's Borough Hall for 85 years. Someone finally decides to crawl behind it and find out who the sculptor was
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
EU: "We also have to tell the Americans that their behavior on the Iran issue will drive us Europeans into a common position with Russia and China against the USA"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
It's clear Harvey Weinstein is taking this sexual harassment scandal very seriously..... nah, just kidding: he hasn't yet entered rehab as he 'doesn't want to be without his phone'
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Thu October 12, 2017
(WTVR)
 
 
 
Can you spot the yellow M&M in this pile of candy corn? Meh, call me when it's candy pumpkins
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Five ways electric vehicles actually outperform their conventional internal combustion engine-driven counterparts
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Wed October 11, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
It would be a mistake for the US to decertify the Iran nuclear deal, say noted friend of Iran, Ehud Barak
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
"So the guidelines here say it should be welded." "Meh, that's only a suggestion. Just glue it"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
With more and more horrific details emerge about Harvey Weinstein's past behavior, surely no one would be willing to come out and stick up for him. Lindsay Lohan: "Challenge accepted"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Nothing good can happen when you leave your little toddler behind in the middle of a corn maze all alone
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Tue October 10, 2017
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Game developer fired for wishing a player got cancer on Discord doubles down, claims his right to free speech was violated. Fark: Nope, he actually apologized and checked himself into rehab
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Bad: your team loses. Meh: so you burn their team's jersey. Florida Man: while wearing it
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Mon October 09, 2017
(The Daily Galaxy)
 
 
 
Scientist looks behind the sofa and discovers the missing half of all the matter in the universe. "I knew it had to be around here somewhere"
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Groundbreaking study finds fewer men will hold down productive jobs when they're passed out in an alley behind a bar with a heroin needle sticking out of the arm
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Cruise buys Strobe for lidar for autonomous vehicles which, to your grandpa sounds like gobbledygook, which is ironic because he's the one we want off the road
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Guy behind "Honest Trailers" wanted to create honest trails on an intern
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Sun October 08, 2017
(PennLive)
 
 
 
In an attempt to have repeat customers, a rehab CEO allegedly tried to sell heroin and fentanyl to the addicts the facility was designed to heal
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(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
Star Wars Episode IX: Rehash of the Jedi
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Fri October 06, 2017
(YouTube)
 
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Triumph the Insult Comic Dog takes down Harvey Weinstein, Joy Behar, and Donald Trump. It's must-see YouTube
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
So this happened today: "Robert Mueller's team met behind closed doors today w an unknown group of attorneys & chief judge of US District Court in DC"
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
If someone drives on your lawn at 5:40 in the morning, shooting at their truck isn't the best option. You should teach your kids that, too, before they fire eight rounds from "the household's .40-caliber Glock"
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
$2.3t financial firm behind Wall Street's award-winning and superwoke Fearless Girl statue will be paying $5m in fines for underpaying women and minorities
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Thu October 05, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
In what is no way a viral ad campaign designed to create the buzz of outrage, the Hollywood studio behind Kate Winslet's new movie with Idris Elba wants you to know that she doesn't eat the dog. Also, Kate Winslet has a new movie with Idris Elba
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Here's the difficulty with eradicating a bad infestation of Bannon: If you don't get it all, if you leave behind even one tiny Miller, it'll grow back and be worse than ever
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Christian rehab diversion program miraculously turns into forced-labor camp the moment you step into it. Hallelujah
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(White House)
 
 
 
DOOFUS: "... people got to see the real Coast Guard during this incredible trouble... Would you like to say something on behalf of your men and women?" Air Force Rep: "Sir, I'm representing the Air Force." DOOFUS: "No I know that"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Republican donors are furious, having somehow believed that the party of No could say Yes to anything
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Wed October 04, 2017
(Racked)
 
 
 
It all started with the 1859 Battle of Magenta in the Crimean War, which led directly to Kurt Cobain and grunge chic 130 years later. Behold the power of the cardigan
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(Talk Radio (UK))
 
 
 
And today's metaphor-of-the-day award goes to the sign that fell apart behind the UK Prime Minister while she gave a speech on Brexit
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(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Conspiracy theorists and amateur criminal behavioral analysts forced to reset as news surfaces that the Vegas gunman appears to have originally planned to attack the "Life is Beautiful" festival headlined by Chance the Rapper a week earlier
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(Fark)
 
 
 
If you could be any household appliance, what would you be and why?
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Tue October 03, 2017
(Channel 3000 Madison)
 
 
 
Well, to be fair, the officer didn't actually say "Stop having sex in the back of the vehicle"
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Sun October 01, 2017
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The British government cranks up its plans to build a tunnel under Stonehenge to eleven
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Sat September 30, 2017
(Medium)
 
 
 
Remember the cave where thousands of specimens of prehumans were dug by small, but brave & smart women? They just concluded a follow-up expedition which sent them into holes you think are too small to fit in & in the process made the science weirder
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
A public health booze bill that wants to put an end to Ireland's drinking culture by putting it behind curtains in supermarkets? Good luck with that
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Not to tell you how to run a business, but you should probably stop holding your behavioral counseling sessions for convicted sex offenders inside resort hotels where families with children are vacationing
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Aaron Rodgers speaks out about the NFL players' protests, saying in part that they are "showing unity in the face of some divisiveness from the top of this country". Burned Cheeseheads in 3...2...1
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Fri September 29, 2017
(Patheos)
 
 
 
The cunning plan behind the tax cut proposals - keep them as vague as possible so that interest groups wanting to keep their favourable tax breaks will "donate" truckloads of money for 2018 midterms
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(Polygon)
 
 
 
Tonight, A giant dog and a wig that makes Oliver Queen's wig look good come together to face off against an usurper who seeks to destroy their world. Behold.... the Inhumans (8pm ET ABC)
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Thu September 28, 2017
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Technology from James Bond causes suspect to have to post bond. Behold, the dart-borne tracking device
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Toddler commits treason against the crown by stealing popcorn from Prince Harry. However, she was spared the usual incarceration and beheading
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Wed September 27, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Alabama managed to replace Jefe Sessions with an even bigger jackass (somehow), Hirocheeto's in a huff that the guy he backed lost, and Puerto Rico's still in the dark. It's time for the MSNBC evening block livethread, festivities start at 8PM ET
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
What would happen if a warehouse containing almost 190,000 tons of munitions exploded? It might look like this
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(Politico)
 
 
 
With Moore's win, Dems think they have a shot at winning a Senate seat in Alabama. It's the political equivalent of a behind-the-back, looking-into-a-mirror, trying to hit a moving target 500 yards away, with a pistol, shot; but it IS a shot
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Head of DEA to step down two months after he called out Trump for saying police should stop being so nice to perps when putting them in the back of vehicles
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"In private," Trump "admits that he is engaged in a culture war on behalf of his white, working-class base"
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(Independent)
 
 
 
61-year-old Anthony Bourdain reveals how he developed his epic abs and dropped 30 lbs in nine months: daily BJJ exercise and moderation in eating and drinking, "because you really pay a price for misbehavior immediately on the mat"
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Mon September 25, 2017
(Wired UK)
 
 
 
Continuing their quest to become James Bond villains, Russia may be behind a string of oil tanker disappearances. *poof*
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(CBS 12 West Palm Beach)
 
 
 
You've just crashed your vehicle into canal at night. As it slowly sinks into the dark waters, do you risk drowning in vehicle, or climbing out to face approaching alligators?
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Man behind the infamous 1995 "Alien Autopsy" video reveals he was just fooling us this whole time. Finally we can take all these tight-fitting tinfoil hats off our loosely-wrapped heads
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
A recap of the two-episode premiere of Star Trek: Discovery, of which only one episode aired on network; the other you had to pay $6 for the privilege to see. How did the new placeholder crew gel? And why did the Klingons look so awful? (warning: spoilers)
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Sun September 24, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Heh, "hard"
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Need one more wacky play to complete the MLB season? Behold the first batter of the game, Brian Dozier, turning a drag bunt into a leadoff little league home run
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Sat September 23, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The folks at IO9 are trying to settle an unsettleable argument: which Batman is the best Batman? Somehow, subby's vote for George Clooney keeps getting soundly ridiculed
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Fri September 22, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
Republicans, on health care proposal: "Meh, what's in the bill doesn't really matter"
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Student exploits "Stonehenge error" when teacher lets class bring one 3x5 card as a cheat sheet for test
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Thu September 21, 2017
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The staggering numbers behind Oktoberfest. Your move, St. Patrick's Day
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
You know how actors pretend to get shot in their bulletproof vests and pop right back up? A real police officer shows the ginormous bruise the bullet leaves behind when someone shoots your vest. (Possibly NSFW)
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
NPR reads the Graham-Cassidy bill and explains it all to a senator who can't comprehend what it means, namely, the bill's co-author, Senator Cassidy (w/helpful pic of Cassidy in contemplation)
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Wed September 20, 2017
(Townhall)
 
 
 
And today's award for Most Technically True But Still Boneheaded Statement goes to the guy that wrote "Working also causes income inequality"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
'Rogue gay pornstar turned spy that posed as a Jihadist' somehow gets off. And you thought you had problems
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Tue September 19, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
A helicopter in Russia's totally not-a-cover-for-an-invasion war games just accidentally fired a live rocket at several parked civilian vehicles
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Mon September 18, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Not News: Man commits suicide. News: While sitting in his vehicle in parking structure of international airport. Fark: His body wasn't discovered until 8 months later
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Witness to weird lights over LA: "It's too fast for normal lightning to strike. I've seen it on TV, when aliens are behind it." Yeah, it's usually only as fast as...something
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
The Salisbury Plain is home to many exciting archaeological sites, like Stonehenge, barrow mounds, and a vintage MG Roadster
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
'Disgusting and reprehensible': GOP pundit scorched for minimizing Trump's violent tweets as 'jokes'
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Sun September 17, 2017
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
On behalf of April McVay this is the final Livingston Stapler Company Presents show in honor of soosh (Lance McVay). April will be playing many of his favorites throughout the evening. Please join us at 9PM AKDT/10PM PDT
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Sat September 16, 2017
(Keighley News)
 
 
 
Rampaging rats not linked to local KFC, spokesman says. "We're now working closely with The Pied Piper to apprehend these rampaging rats in the surrounding area and lead them out of Keighley"
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Fri September 15, 2017
(Cumberland Times-News)
 
 
 
Woman claims her boyfriend died by falling off a cliff while somehow managing to lose his clothes and get his throat slit on the way down before landing near spent candles and a live cat in a cage
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Thu September 14, 2017
(Circa)
 
 
 
All powerful people leave a legacy behind them, and notorious drug lord Pablo Escobar was no different. His hippos live on
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(BBC-US)
 
Weeners
 
Meh
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(KTVO Kirksville)
 
 
 
"Another bear sighting in SE Iowa: Can Goldilocks be far behind?", asks TV station not familiar with the chronological order of the story
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Wed September 13, 2017
(Deadline)
 
 
 
"All My Children" star Mark LaMura dies at age 68. He leaves behind a wife, daughter, three mistresses, seven illegitimate children and an evil twin
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
YuMi the robot behaves much like a human in that it's been trained to do a lot of useless things, like conduct an orchestra and solve a Rubik's cube. I hear it's gonna be a Fark admin next
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The Supreme Court needs to shoot down Wisconsin's attempts at gerrymandering, as failing to do so would somehow make Wisconsin even worse
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Trump well on his way to taking the office of the presidency down with him because of his trampling the norms of presidential behavior
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Tue September 12, 2017
(PennLive)
 
 
 
The American household income report has us partying like it's 1999
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Ten years after the recession, American household debt has reached a new highest level ever. RECOVERY COMPLETE
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(TeamRock)
 
 
 
Gene Simmons says he and Ace Frehley will reunite for one-off concert to benefit victims of Harvey. Also claims KISS invented benefit concerts, one-off shows, and hurricanes
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(Locus Magazine)
 
 
 
Is your computer sneaking around behind your back and cheating on you?
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Mon September 11, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Tesla boosts range for some vehicles in Florida to escape Irma, giving them just enough range to make it to Georgia, where Irma is heading. Sometimes you're a sick fark, Elon
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Sat September 09, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Vehicle hybrids
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump is able to get supporters behind his policy proposals by (A) crafting a message that resounds with a misunderstood and forgotten demographic (B) combining business savvy with values from the heartland (C) showing them pictures of black people
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
LaSalle County, Illinois prosecutor facing 17 felony counts related to running an unauthorized vigilante unit illegally stopping and searching 'suspicious' vehicles along I-80 for weed. What a go-getter
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Fri September 08, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Failed Droopy Dog impersonator and current Secretary of Curmudgeonly Behavior Wilbur Ross says CEOs were wrong for using the excuse of having spines and integrity to leave Trump's Economic Council
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Equifax removes terms of service that forced users to waive their rights to court remedies. BEHOLD THE POWER OF FA... um, er, the NY Attorney General
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Yo, we heard you like Boeheim at Syracuse, so what we did, is, we put another Boeheim at Syracuse, so now, when you watch the Orangemen, you can have another Boeheim at Syracuse because we heard when you watch the 'Cuse, you wanna see some Boeheims
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Thu September 07, 2017
(My News LA)
 
 
 
WeHo Sheriff's apprehend 7-Eleven's axe-wielding shoplifter suspect. With link to "Oh My God" surprise attack security footage #DontGetInvolved
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(TC Palm)
 
 
 
The affidavit didn't state what kind of shoes she threw at the deputy's patrol vehicle, before kicking the bumper, jumping on the hood and extending her middle finger
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
At the conclusion of this dismal season, New York Mets to work on a comprehensive plan to bounce back in 2018. Just kidding, the plan is to significantly cut payroll for next year
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Wed September 06, 2017
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Here comes the science behind those floating fire-ant rafts
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Couple arrested for cheesy behavior at Cheddars
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Scotland: If it's not an electric vehicle by 2032, it's CRAP
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
For anyone in Houston who might need a new car, here's a handy guide on vehicle customer satisfaction
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Tue September 05, 2017
(WorldNetDaily)
 
 
 
There's a conspiracy behind the NY Times best seller list. Which would make for a great book
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(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
What started with a report of stolen leaf blowers and a pickup truck getaway vehicle ends with a stolen truck crashing into a house, a woman throwing her kid into a random passing car, and the male driver swallowing a bunch of heroin
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Behold the new Queen of England. (I didn't vote for her)
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Mon September 04, 2017
(Some Blogger)
 
 
 
How did the press get turned against antifa less than a month after Neo-Nazis killed someone? Here come the alt-right, the Russian Twitterbots, and the (behavioral) science
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Sun September 03, 2017
(CBC)
 
 
 
Trash thief to be sent to northern Ontario for rehabilitation. Complete with daaaww video
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(The Daily Meal)
 
 
 
Cheeseheads send Harvey victims 17,000 lbs. of love
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Fri September 01, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
The F150 is America's best selling vehicle, but the pick-up truck doesn't reign supreme in all 50 states. Some people prefer, GASP, compact cars
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(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
Houston Police Chief says he won't tolerate criminals and looters taking advantage of people during Hurricane Harvey. That behavior is reserved for motels, stores and gas stations
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Thu August 31, 2017
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Woman accused of shoplifting jumps in her car and flees the scene. Unfortunately for her, she leaves something important behind
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man sits bare-assed on beehive to win $1000 bet, but as this is the Daily Mail, I now doubt bees and asses exist (Not safe for work)
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Wed August 30, 2017
(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
New Comics (8/30): Secret Empire mercifully ends, Darkseid gives us an upskirt shot, Mace Windu finally gets his own motherfarking comic, Moneypenny gets out from behind the desk, and Hawkeye hunts the most dangerous game....Hawkeye
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(WBTV 3 Charlotte)
 
 
 
Justin P. Burr (NC-Reprehensible) longs for the days when the government used electricity to kill people
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Kathy Griffin retracts apology for beheading Trump effigy
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Ancient whales were actually fearsome predators, not docile behemoths that are smarter than any of us
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Tue August 29, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
In a happy ending of sorts, the Former Snekretary finally got his fondest wish and got to shake the Pope's hand. The flash of white light and burning to a pile of ashes afterwards? Eh, probably not as happy-making
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Please note: you're not going to earn much street cred as a serial burglar when your getaway vehicle is a little girl's bicycle
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Mon August 28, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Doctors to women suffering with faulty pelvic mesh implants that make vaginal sex painful: "Meh, just roll over"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Blue lives can finally feel safe as your local cops will be able to get grenade launchers and military armored vehicles again
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
We've gone full circle: Amazon will build a warehouse on the site of an abandoned, failed shopping mall
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Sun August 27, 2017
(Chron)
 
 
 
Why wasn't Houston evacuated in the face of Hurricane Harvey? Well, back in 2005, almost as many people died in traffic accidents (100) fleeing Hurricane Rita vs those who stayed behind. So you're damned if you do, damned if you don't
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Sat August 26, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New study shows that people are extremely bad at recalling iconic logos for Apple, Burger King, Starbucks, Domino's, and other household names of Corporate America. Clearly more advertising is needed to correct this problem
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(MacRumors)
 
 
 
Apple autonomous vehicle, or Storm Trooper Death Ray roof rack option?
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Fri August 25, 2017
(Automotive News)
 
 
 
Sales of US vehicles drop nearly 7% in July, weakest showing in a year. Are we making 'Murica great again yet?
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(The Blaze)
 
 
 
You know you've hit the nadir of your conservative career when even one of the racist nutjobs from Duck Dynasty won't stand behind you
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Thu August 24, 2017
(Aint-It-Cool-News)
 
 
 
Oh look, BIGGER AT-ATs and a HUGE Star Destroyer. Totally not a rehash of Empire Strikes Back. That would require a Jedi being trained in a remote place
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Wed August 23, 2017
(CNN)
 
 
 
Former Director of National Intelligence says that Trump's Phoenix speech was "downright scary and disturbing" and denounces Trump's "behavior and divisiveness and complete intellectual, moral and ethical void"
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Tue August 22, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Protip: If 'Kill the Jews', 'At the Dawn of a New Aryan Empire' and 'Behead the Semite' are among the catchy titles produced by the record label you own, you might find yourself looking for some new law partners
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(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
It's the 2nd leg of the Champions League qualifiers. Tuesday has Nice vs Napoli, Rijeka vs Olympiacos, Sevilla vs Basaksehir. Wednesday has Kobenhavn, CSKA Moskva, and Liverpool in action. Matches begin at 2:45pm ET. SHUT UP, ALEXI
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Mon August 21, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Meh: Guys booted off flight for being drunk. Fark: Cops booted off flight for being drunk. Double Fark: NYPD top brass kicked off USAF flight for being drunk
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Sun August 20, 2017
(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Leave it to Japan to take the simple farmer's scarecrow to another level. Behold the Super Robot Wolf
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Sat August 19, 2017
(KATU)
 
 
 
Golden Retriever fetches $85,000 worth of black tar heroin out of her own backyard. That's a good girl.. now who wants a belly rub in rehab?
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Fri August 18, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
And because people have to double down on being reprehensible, Susan Bro, the mother of Heather Heyer, has been receiving death threats for speaking out
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"The entire political / scientific / corporate power structure is aligned behind the eclipse. This includes the mainstream media. No one is even considering the idea that the eclipse isn't going to happen." #TEACH THE CONTROVERSY
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Robert E. Lee said statues and monuments "kept open the sores of war" and vehemently opposed them
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Meet the Republicans who think people should be able to mow down protesters with their vehicles
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Hipster douchebag who owns craft beer bar is not a Nazi, he posted Nazi salute pic ironically, and the bloody Star of David, and the swastika on his forehead, and the pic of Obama with Star of David earrings, and pic of noose on swing set and
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Thu August 17, 2017
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
The best and worst ways to reheat leftover pizza. Slapping a slice under each armpit not recommended
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Behind the scenes, and inside the bedrooms, of the terrific, tragic Whitney Houston
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
After arguing immigration enforcement metrics with border patrol agent, farmer treats agent's vehicle to a free car wash. With his "honey wagon"
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Wed August 16, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
The vegan movement would be something some could get behind if it wasn't under the control of environmental wackos
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Behold the Master Race, Florida edition
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(Medium)
 
 
 
A scale for racism and how it is a mental illness to the left, vehement whataboutisms in response to the right. Huh, Subby just noticed how appropriate those directions can be sometimes
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(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
Champions League Qualification day 2 - Napoli vs Nice, İstanbul Başakşehir vs Sevilla, and for Gordon Bennett his beloved Celtic vs. Astana, and a couple other games. All games start at 2:45 ET
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Lucky Whitehead's fortune keeps swinging, from high-to-low-to-high and now back-to-low
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Alt-Right planning a march on Google over Google Bro firing. Or maybe the Alt-Left over the First Amendment. Or Alt-Shift over too much CTRL. I don't know, search for it online somehow
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The President once again denounced hate today. The GOP stands behind his message of love and inclusiveness
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Tue August 15, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Scientists finally understand the chemistry behind how magic mushrooms produce psilocybin, which may eventually lead to its biotechnological production
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(Daily Telegraph)
 
 
 
Chewbacca mauls worker at Australian ski resort, is promptly apprehended by the Empire
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
The best thing to do after grudgingly admitting Nazism is alive and well and committing terrorist acts on your behalf is to retweet a Pizzagate and Seth Rich conspiracy theorist
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Mon August 14, 2017
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
A delayed condemnation, followed up by reports promising to pardon Arpaio, a vehicle attack happened in Paris, and Two Scoops approval ratings drops even further. It's your Hayes/Maddow/O'Donnell thread, starting at 8PM EDT
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(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
Intimate, one might say selective, crowd of 21,000 diehard Chargers fans enjoy team's first game in StubHub Center, mostly because it smells better than Qualcomm
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Sun August 13, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Rare white moose captured on film. Meh, I prefer chocolate
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Sat August 12, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Suspect identified in Charlottesville vehicle rampage that killed protester
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(Geek.com)
 
 
 
A Swedish company has developed a new way to densely package batteries that could increase the range of electric vehicles by 70%
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Fri August 11, 2017
(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Ever see a vehicle fall 7 stories from a parking garage hitting a car on the ground below ... with no one getting seriously hurt?
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(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
Meh: Playground tagged overnight. Montana: with bear spray
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
'Celestial beings told him to change his name to Yahweh, now he and his associate are facing drug charges'
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(The Poke (UK))
 
 
 
Meh: Estonian soccer team scores 15 seconds into the match. Fark: Without touching the ball. In other news, the Patriots figure they're good to score this way four times against the Jets this year
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Thu August 10, 2017
(Politico)
 
 
 
North Korea is not crazy, but instead smart to take lessons from the fate of Hussein, Ghaddafi--who each relinquished nuclear ambitions at the U.S.' behest, then were attacked and executed in return. Thanks a lot Bush, Obama, and Trump, prolly
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Wed August 09, 2017
(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Mensa candidate parks his vehicle in police station parking lot because "he wanted to stop in a safe place". Yes, alcohol was involved
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Tue August 08, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
So what about the bride's veil at wedding? The tradition behind it is quite disturbing
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Hey, remember that really awesome sequence at the end of the last episode of "Game of Thrones?" HBO put out a 14 minute long behind the scenes featurette on how they pulled it off
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(The Olympian)
 
 
 
So all these lefty Euro countries that can afford to do so are banning gasoline powered vehicles by 2030, like Norway, Germany, France, the Netherlands, India.....maybe Washington....wait....what?
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Mon August 07, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
CHP pulls over vehicle and spends nearly nine minutes deescalating situation by pointing gun at occupants who pose no threat other than asking simple questions, such as, "Why do you have a gun pointed at us?"
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Sun August 06, 2017
(All K-Pop)
 
 
 
Should we be concerned that diehard K-pop fans give pacifiers as thank-you gifts to their favorite female idols, who proceed to suck on them?
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Sat August 05, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Photoshop this former mailman and his delivery vehicle
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Fri August 04, 2017
(Journal Times)
 
 
 
Aaron Rodgers may not eat cheese anymore, but he loves the Cheeseheads
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
You mean that it's not okay to drag your wheelchair-bound friend behind your car?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Uber is a "disruptive" company that is redefining the personal transportation sector by not letting itself get bogged down in "old economy" concepts like obeying taxi regulations, labor laws, or vehicle safety recall notices
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Thu August 03, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The story behind the Astros' famous "Tequila Sunrise" uniform. Admit it, you want one now
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(Adweek)
 
 
 
Behold the original Mattress King
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
The evil masterminds behind the global "Wannacry" ransomware heist made a total payout of *puts extended pinky to lip* $140,000
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Wed August 02, 2017
(WBIR Knoxville)
 
 
 
Somehow, I don't think you thought your cunning plan all the way through
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(MPR News)
 
NewsFlash
 
Minnehaha not so funny right now
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(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
It's well-known that classy European coffeehouses inspired Starbucks to permanently elevate American coffee landscape. Today Starbucks returns the favor by introducing new Caramel Popcorn Frappuccino to Europeans, with extra popcorn brittle
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
1) Preheat oven to 110 degrees. 2) Season long pig with salt and pepper 3) Stuff long pig into aluminum foil tube (pack tightly) 4) Add cup of water occasionally 5) Simmer for six hours
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Tired of the bullshiat that is the fossil fuel industry, an organic dairy pioneer creates a vehicle powered by cow poop
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Tue August 01, 2017
(Chron)
 
 
 
Rays pitcher Chris Archer has issued a Declaration of Unfriendliness against the Astros' mascot Orbit. The Rays fully support Archer and say Orbit's behavior has gone unchecked. They will provide him all the water balloons he needs
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Behind-the-scenes look at the mess that was finally wrangled into a Dark Tower movie. The Man in Black would be proud
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Rex Tillerson says, pay no attention to the crazy person behind the curtain, we want to talk with North Korea and we don't blame China
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Ladies and Gentlemen, update from the flight deck. That 'whoosh' sound you may have heard was the North Korean ICBM that just detonated a few minutes behind us"
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
"It started with a fight over a hedgehog. It ended with a Greenacres man pushing a wheelchair with a baseball bat and a machete"
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Somehow, a Daddy dating sim hasn't broken this country into despotic states, or turned all our children gay. This is their story
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Mon July 31, 2017
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Discovery and Scripps announce $14.6B merger of Meh TV
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(9 to 5 Mac)
 
 
 
Former Google SVP says Android phones 'years' behind the iPhone in photography. Recent Apple photographic innovations include "portrait mode". Wait until Apple hears about "landscape mode"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Terrifying. Cruel. Sadistic. Words fail me. Last week America is up in arms because idiot drags shark behind boat. This week we redefine the definition of depravity. Don't forget, Trump says cops 'should not be so nice'. Warning: Graphic brutality
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Sun July 30, 2017
(Seeker)
 
 
 
Meh ... when we finally detect intelligent alien life it's not going to be such a big 'WOW' eureka moment. Meh
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Sat July 29, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
With growing horror, he realized he'd somehow "inhaled" a buttful of water. The water gushed out of his rectum a moment later, he felt fine and a Fart Artist was born
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
A comprehensive list of every book Obama recommended during his presidency. Make your guesses as to what will be on Trump's reading list
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(WISN Milwaukee)
 
 
 
Meh: Man breaks into pharmacy to steal cough syrup ... What?: cough syrup that sells for $1k per bottle
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(BBC)
 
 
 
After forging carear in law enforCement, dyslexic Police Oficer earns spel behnid bars
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Fri July 28, 2017
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Somehow, Lana Del Rey managed to get a third number one album
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
"The Emoji Movie" was the anti-"Dunkirk", sitting comfortable at a 0% on Rotten Tomatoes, until one critic, Betsy Bozdech, of Common Sense Media, gave it a "positive" review: "The Emoji Movie isn't bad, but it isn't great, either. It's 'meh.'"
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
'Star Trek: Discovery' to avoid showing space boobs. Showrunner says nudity 'feels weird' in Starfleet
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Thu July 27, 2017
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
I'm a shark. I'm a shark. Stop dragging me behind your boat at a high rate of speed. I'm a shark
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Wed July 26, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tank driver runs over suspected car bomb vehicle. It still blows up. With video
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The true consequences of Lucky Whitehead's (non) arrest have come to pass. The New York Jets claim him off waivers. The poor guy can't catch a break
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Eric Cantor (R-Eprehensible) "Yeah, that repeal talk was all just smoke and blather to appeal to the base"
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Tue July 25, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Oh Fudge, Keebler elf to be returning soon to his Treehouse
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Farker Diogenes picking up new kitteh tonight (quite unexpectedly). Pics in thread. Name suggestions for this future monster (look at those paws)?
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(Political Wire)
 
 
 
John Boehner, who couldn't get anything done in Washington, says no one will ever be able to get anything done
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump explores ways of getting on Congress's good side, finds something that everyone on Capitol Hill can get behind
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Mon July 24, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Priest forced a boy to perform oral sex on him after counseling the 10-year-old about misbehaving
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Cowboys wide receiver Lucky Whitehead creating his own luck, and it ain't the good kind
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Sun July 23, 2017
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Remember how Norway's humane prisons could never work in the U.S. because of Reasons? The ideas behind humane prisons have been implemented in one U.S. state as a cost cutting measure, and seems to work rather well. Just saying
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Sat July 22, 2017
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Treehugger.com gives a nod to Fark for picking up their story about a strange insect: "Not to alarm anybody, but there is spider out there that looks like somebody sewed the head of bunny onto the body of a daddy longlegs"
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(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
Man creates a color that's so pink, your computer isn't even strong enough to comprehend how pink it is
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Trump is believed to be the source behind the Sessions Russia leak
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Holy crap video of janitor sparking massive fire with his walk behind floor scrubber
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Fri July 21, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Today in Senate healthcare news: Meh, whatever. It's Friday, can we go home now?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Pay no attention to the racist behind the curtain
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Complaining about the lack of women and lead minority actors in "Dunkirk" is like complaining about the lack of Sinatra music in "Straight Outta Compton" or the lack of jet aircraft in "Braveheart", and yet USA Today does it anyway
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
His forehead growing like a mighty oak, because bullshiat makes great fertilizer, loyal Trump shill Jeffrey Lord says Trump would have a huge political advantage if he fired the Russia investigator
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Thu July 20, 2017
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
"Why on God's green earth did he do the New York Times interview today?" wonders a baffled Anderson Cooper over Trump's bonehead decision
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(10 News)
 
 
 
Bad: Bridal chain goes bankrupt. Bullshiat: Trustee claims that brides who paid for dresses are not due them, and must get in line behind banks and other creditors. Heroes: Former employees break in, take dresses and deliver them
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Wed July 19, 2017
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
This rehab clinic not only allows patients to smoke pot, but encourages it
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(National Review)
 
 
 
How badly is Trump failing? Even the NRO is describing him as being "not the engine but the hood ornament for a movement that now feels liberated from traditional rules of decent behavior"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
McCarthy wants to ratchet up the pressure on international Communism amid looming ICBM threats and growing Russian aggression and political infiltrations. Somehow, this is still not a repeat from 1950
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Tue July 18, 2017
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Jehovah's Witnesses vow to appeal the Russian court ruling that keeps them banned by going to a European court. Because Putin will totally listen
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(Yakima Herald Republic)
 
 
 
Pro tip: Don't leave your cell phone and keys behind when robbing the Quick Stop
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
From the "Only the Best People" file: Sen Sheldon Whitehouse has submitted a formal complaint to the Oklahoma Bar Association seeking the disbarment of former OK Attorney General and current EPA Administrator Scott Pruitt for lying to Congress
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Researchers announce breakthrough in curing MD paralysis in Jerry's Mice, meaning Jerry's Kids may be close behind
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(Alternative Press)
 
 
 
Blink-182 admits using witchcraft to stop Fyre Festival. Somehow this isn't satire
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Mon July 17, 2017
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Blue Whale suicide game takes another teen life. Sperm Whale suicide game may not be far behind, because, suicide and whales, amirite?
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Scientists name new species of dinosaur after Canadian icon. Behold the Hortonosaurus
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
"Scientists discover mystery signals coming from a star 11 light years away. The "very peculiar" pulses appear to be unique to the red dwarf, with observations of similar nearby stars showing no similar behavior"
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Sat July 15, 2017
(Twitter)
 
 
 
New behind-the-scenes footage of The Last Jedi. Come for the adorable puppets, stay for "It's a wrap"
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(Axios)
 
 
 
You probably already knew this, but it still bears repeating: those "independent" craft brews you love to drink to show your disdain for the mass-brewing behemoths are not that independent. And it's getting worse
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Fri July 14, 2017
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Chechen president says there are no gays in Chechnya. Goes on to say "We will put the whole world on its knees and screw it from behind"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
The bad news for Fiat/Chrysler is the airbags in a whole lot of their vehicles don't work. The good news for Fiat/Chrysler owners is that it makes it easier for them get out of their burning car
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(Business Today)
 
 
 
Why every big car launch has a woman next to the vehicle. You'll be shocked to hear that it's because sex sells
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Initial report shows the Air Canada plane that tried to do a Harrison Ford was the length of a single basketball court away from hitting the planes on the taxiway. Sorry, eh
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Thu July 13, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
White House trying to MacGyver a strategy to put out the Russian fire using only gasoline, thirteen bottles of Russian vodka (they were a gift), a warehouse of Chinese fireworks, and a dozen whoopee cushions
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Wed July 12, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Remember how when Donald Trump rode that golden escalator down to the podium to the cheers of hundreds of paid off "fans" and we thought we took one too many bong hits? Yeah, Russia was behind that as well. Also, there are tapes
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's some hedgehogs going tubing
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Size of Delaware? Meh. Twice the volume of Lake Erie? One TRILLION tons? Holy crap. What frame of reference gets your attention?
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(FB Photos)
 
 
 
Photoshop whats behind the curtain
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Tue July 11, 2017
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Behold the power...no, wait, sorry...tower of lettuce
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Mon July 10, 2017
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Dancing improves physical rehab. Physical rehab improves your life. You better get busy dancing or get busy dying
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
News: Stolen motor vehicle crashes into house. Fark: Stolen motor boat crashes into house
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Kevin Hart is the top comedian in the world for the sixth week in a row, Joe Rogan at #2 somehow
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
You can rent my umbrella, ella, ella, eh, eh, eh but you've got to return my umbrella, ella, ella, eh, eh, eh but 300,000 of you didn't return my umbrella, ella, ella, eh, eh, eh so much for my business model odel odel eh eh eh
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Saudi's Aramco CEO fearmongers, claiming an oil supply shortage is imminent as investments and discoveries drop. Of course, he somehow neglected that with mushrooming solar, EVs, and renewables, demand is dropping even faster
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Sat July 08, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Spiffy: Cookie shop worker pays for cop's purchase. Asinine: People behind cop want employee to buy their stuff too. Ridiculous: Cookie company suspends employee
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Venus Williams legally entered the intersection before being t-boned. Lawyers for the deceased argue it was legal for their client's vehicle to enter Williams' SUV
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Fri July 07, 2017
(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Cleveland's roads now eating city vehicles
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Subby has tickets for "Hamilton." Listen to the soundtrack dozens of times beforehand so I know all the songs, or hear them for the first time at the show?
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
President Trump says he accepts Putin's statements that Russia didn't hack election. That clapping sound you just heard was from seventeen US intelligence organizations smacking their palms against their foreheads in unison
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Thu July 06, 2017
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Systematic research investigates effects of money on thinking and behavior as long as the studies are funded
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
The Fed is concerned that the stock market is behaving irrationally. Perhaps Wall Street should take a cue from the president and be more... uh, never mind. Bad example
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Fisherman arrested after his wife's body washes ashore tied to an anchor. Perhaps he should have taken an anchor management class beforehand
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Your sister is lying in a hospital bed, behind you, screaming out in pain and in the midst of labor, now THAT'S a perfect time for a SELFIE
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Wed July 05, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Warm up the yellow Vespa and pull the Rickenbacker 4001 out of your forehead, the first FLCL 2+3 trailer is here
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Not only do the majority of poor households own a refrigerator, but many are also using Medicaid to obtain extravagancies like wheelchairs instead of dragging themselves along on their crippled stumps like proper poor people used
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Storm Trumpers accuse CNN of blackmail after they identified the Reddit user behind the graphically violent video Trump Tweeted in a veiled threat to CNN earlier this week
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Mon July 03, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Need some new holiday brews? Behold the 10 best 'independent' beers for the Fourth of July
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trump voters in rural America feel left behind, and blame the Democrat-controlled US Congress and the Democrat POTUS. Fox Network to note that the only thing that will save them is voting further to the right
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(Hyperallergic)
 
 
 
Meh, let Ralph Steadman do all of them
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
2017 MLB All-Star rosters announced - Behold the biggest snubs and the biggest surprises
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Not news: Guy buys neighborhood eyesore house to rehab it. Surprise: Discovers that it's a log cabin. Fark: Built in 1704
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Top DOJ official resigns citing Trump's behavior
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Sun July 02, 2017
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
A study finds that Seattle is not an ideal tourist spot. The Seattle Times: Meh who needs them
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(KMVT Twin Falls)
 
 
 
In Idaho, if you get caught behind somebody going 69 in a 70 zone you can speed up to 85 to pass. Use this power for good
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Sat July 01, 2017
(pressbox online)
 
 
 
Forget about the lame automatic intentional walk rule or the unenforced pitch clock. Want to REALLY speed up MLB? Four foul balls and you're out. Don't dismiss it until you read the logic behind it
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(Newstalk 1010)
 
 
 
Canada: Hey, we can do high-speed pursuits too, and our police SUVs also disintegrate when they clip another vehicle
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
You lousy Koch-suckers. You have violated our farging rights. Dis somanumbatching country was founded so that the liberties of common patriotic citizens like us could not be taken away by a bunch of fargin iceholes... like yourselves
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Update on how states are replying to Trump's request for voter info. Somehow the best response is from Mississippi: "My reply would be: They can go jump in the Gulf of Mexico, and Mississippi is a great state to launch from"
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
News: 14 injured in single vehicle car accident. Krusty and Bozo remain in serious condition
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Fri June 30, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Jerry Springer says "Trump's behavior is not just beneath the dignity of the Presidency...but that of any decent man." JERRY SPRINGER, yes, that one, said that
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Thu June 29, 2017
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
"Flagler County deputies are asking for help to identify a cross-dressing man they say has been wearing women's underwear and placing pantyhose on vehicles in a business parking lot"
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Actual headline: Accused thief hits 18 unlocked vehicles in Lititz, makes off with (among other things) Tic Tacs, dog treats and wet wipes
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Wed June 28, 2017
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Just when you thought that state fair food couldn't get any more ridiculous; behold deep fried chewing gum
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
ATM turns 50 years old. Behold how a hole in the wall changed the world
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(WLTX Columbia)
 
 
 
This couple will meet and surpass the 13 lb. babies born recently with this 14.4 lb. behemoth
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Was Russia behind Brexit? Did Le Pen fall on Vlad's sword? What will happen in Germany? THIS is your Senate Intelligence Committee hearing thread "Russian interference in Europe" edition. (10am ET start time)
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Tue June 27, 2017
(CBR)
 
 
 
Lucasfilm reportedly unhappy with Han Solo star Alden Ehrenreich's lack of acting ability. Harrison Ford weighs in, saying, "It never stopped me"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
How bad is it in Trump land? Even diehard Trumpies now admitting getting a million people to DC to support Trump is off by a factor of about 100. BTW even that number is probably impossible judging from this last weekend
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
A very well-behaved golden retriever brings MiLB umpires fresh bottles of water
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Sun June 25, 2017
(IndyCar)
 
 
 
Penske locks out the front two rows in qualifying, can they keep the clownshoes behind them? It's the Kohler Grand Prix at Road America, 1pm ET on NBCSN
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
6000 muffins, an elephant and even diamond-encrusted sex toys: Behold some of the bizarre gifts that celebs give to other stars
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Sat June 24, 2017
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mark Buehrle before coming into relief in the 2005 World Series: "It was only like three beers...max"
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Fri June 23, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Mormon crickets invade north-central Oregon, Jehovah's Witness crickets can't be far behind
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Butt who's the graffiti artist who's behind all these ass drawings popping up all over town?
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Thu June 22, 2017
(Fox 5 Atlanta)
 
 
 
Oh sure, a 7 year old boy who can't even hit the toilet bowl somehow manages to urinate on his neighbor's grill from the roof of his house, ruining his steaks
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Residents of luxury apartments being used to rehome Grenfell Tower survivors try to express their objections without sounding like elitist, poor-hating asshats, with varying degrees of success
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Why would the White House want to minimize the sanctions on Russia? It's almost like they owe someone a favor. Meh, probably nothing
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Wed June 21, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Apparently all that spare change you left behind at TSA checkpoints really adds up ... to $867,000
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
How bad was the Russian cyber war during the election? Where does the non-Russian world go from here? Today we bring you the House and Senate Intelligence Committees hearings on Russian cyber attacks during the election (9:30am and Jeh Johnson @10am)
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
If you have a charging station in your garage for electric vehicles, are you ethically obligated to allow the public to use it when you're not using it?
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Tue June 20, 2017
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Fire Controlman 1st Class Gary Rehm, three months short of retirement, saved 20 sailors from a flooding compartment on the Fitzgerald. He drowned after he went back in for the last six of his "kids." "He said, 'If my kids die, I'm going to die.'"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Ironworker launches campaign against Paul Ryan w/video that just needs a crying eagle with an American flag behind it
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Oh hey, looks like we have yet another trip Gen Michael Flynn apparently "forgot" about, this one a trip to Egypt and Israel on behalf of a joint Russian-US venture to build dozens of nuclear power plants all over the middle east
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: Normal household items suddenly gain sentience
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Mon June 19, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
New survey shows that the majority of women like being sexually harassed. No, wait. It shows that the majority of men *think* women like being sexually harassed. Meh, same diff
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
From an itchy rhino, to an angry cow, to a confused peacock - behold some of the crazy animal car insurance claims that cost companies millions of dollars a year
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(Coming Soon)
 
 
 
A brief look behind the scenes of Luc Besson's film, Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets
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