| Source | Fark Headline | Comments | |
| England is basically the pathetic stalky "friend" of America who will one day snap, threaten America with a knife and end up getting buggered in jail by a swarthy continent sporting a teardrop tattoo (cracked.com) | (200) | ||
| One more reason to hate asparagus: it's covered with beetle egg super glue (msnbc.msn.com) | (30) |