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Headlines matching 'eels'
Fri April 18, 2014
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News Channel to launch new weekday program called "Outnumbered." Which is not to be confused with how MSNBC feels every time ratings come out
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(54)
 


Mon April 14, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
According to UK pageant organizers prancing around in front of their judges in high heels and bikini is perfectly wholesome, but tweeting a basically SFW topless photo of yourself to raise breast cancer awareness "brings shame upon the pageant"
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(57)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Why Canadian hockey fans should cheer Montreal in the playoffs even though to most, "it feels a little like rooting for Donald Trump, or tooth decay. But who else are you going to throw your support behind? Columbus?"
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Sat April 05, 2014
(Neatorama)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Hoff on wheels
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(26)
 


Fri April 04, 2014
(Wired)
 
 
 
Here's your nightmare creature of the week: an eel that can fire an extra pair of prehistoric jaws out of its mouth to snare prey (pics)
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Thu April 03, 2014
(LiveLeak)
 
Video
 
Spider cop. Spider cop. Tells the street racers, they better stop. If they don't listen, to what he said. At their wheels, he shoots a web
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(8)
 


Mon March 31, 2014
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Well-educated millennial feels cheated working as a nanny, badgers six-year-old who complained about her homework thus: "You must study hard so you can grow up to be a nanny"
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Thu March 20, 2014
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Watch shop in New York feels it's the right time to start suing people for bad Yelp reviews
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(66)
 


Fri March 14, 2014
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: The eventual outcome of dogs and cats living together
 
 
(Soshiok)
 
 
 
On top of frogs and eels, a list of other foods you definitely want to avoid in China
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Wed March 12, 2014
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
The FTC is investigating Herbalife over claims that it's a pyramid scheme. I know the wheels of government turn slowly, but damn
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Fri March 07, 2014
(Wired)
 
 
 
Here's your nightmare of the week: a 28-foot sea creature that just gets angry if you cut it in half. Need a pic to flash out your dreams? Got one
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(34)
 


Mon March 03, 2014
(BBC)
 
 
 
Unmanned lander discovers life
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(31)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Lincoln Park teen feels Numb, sues parents for kicking her out at age 18. Parents say they've Given Up, but In the End, they hope she'll Leave Out All the Rest and come Crawling back One Step Closer to them
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Tortoise who had his front legs gnawed off by rats undergoes life saving surgery, will now be known as wheels
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(31)
 


Thu February 27, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Impressionist reels-off the best awards acceptance speech advice as Steve Buscemi, John Malkovich and more
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(45)
 
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Poor Paula Deen. She feels just like "that black football player" Michael Sam
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(84)
 


Tue February 25, 2014
(Metro)
 
 
 
Some daredevil slacker who obviously is so lame that he feels the need to slack on a line above an abyss with no safety equipiment and topping it off with a ride around the drain for kicks
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(12)
 


Thu February 13, 2014
(Wired)
 
 
 
That? Oh, that's nothing, just my goldfish driving around in his RC fishtank on wheels
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(16)
 


Mon February 03, 2014
(Fanatix)
 
 
 
The one guy who feels worse than Peyton Manning this morning? Floyd Mayweather Junior
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(84)
 


Sat February 01, 2014
(Inquirer Philippines)
 
 
 
Tokyo thief busted for pilfering 450 pairs of high heel shoes from area hostess clubs. "I've felt pleasure in stealing high heels. I was not interested in brand-new products"
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(12)
 


Fri January 31, 2014
(BBC)
 
 
 
Of course it sounds nasty to us when a British journalist deliberately eats a tapeworm, but it's probably not so bad for someone raised on spotted dick and jellied eels
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Wed January 22, 2014
(io9)
 
 
 
12 of the most amazing "living fossils" known to science: cyanobacteria, the coelecanth fish, the ginkgo biloba plant, Abe Vigoda
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(17)
 


Thu January 16, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Taking a page from TotalFark, Iraqi Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki posts his Weapons Wish List just in case, you know, America feels like buying him anything
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Wed January 15, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
When asked what it feels like to be selected to receive a Lifetime Achievement Award, Jerry Lewis answers "HOYVIN-GLAVIN"
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(31)
 


Thu January 09, 2014
(NHL)
 
 
 
On the heels of Hell freezing over this week, the Buffalo Sabres finally get a GM with a clue
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(45)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Glowing fish baffles scientists. Dr. Sheldon Cooper seen slinking away from the scene
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(10)
 
(WWSB ABC 7)
 
 
 
Woman says she found bird skull in bag of frozen spinach; store feels proper compensation is a full refund of her $1.79
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(78)
 
(That Eric Alper)
 
 
 
Radiohead's Amnesiac syncs up to The Wizard of Oz. My head feels like it's been Packt Like Sardines in a Crushd Tin Box
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Sat December 28, 2013
(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
Osaka bra vending machine busts, with just seven sales in month. "It must be something that takes time to get used to, but I would like women to see how it feels to buy a bra from a vending machine," says official
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(15)
 
(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
Meals on Wheels volunteers discover their clients are sharing food with their cats and dogs because they can't afford pet food. Enter AniMeals, who adds free pet food to regular meal deliveries. All animals are welcome (and fed) on Caturday
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Fri December 27, 2013
(BBC)
 
 
 
Analysis of wind-driven currents, hovercraft, may help scientists solve a mysterious decline in eel numbers
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Wed December 25, 2013
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman who claims to have cheated with Tori Spelling's husband, Dean McDermott says she feels that it was a mistake and that she made a horrible decision
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