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47 headlines found matching 'eels'
Sun September 14, 2014
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Sun News Network)
 
 
 
Man allegedly feeds ex-girlfriend's dog to her. Scott Tenorman feels her pain
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(87)
 


Tue September 09, 2014
(Eater)
 
 
 
On the heels of the Ray Rice suspension, another transgression by an NFL star RB - LeSean McCoy left a 20 cent tip on a $60 bill at a local burger spot
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(86)
 


Sun September 07, 2014
(MSN)
 
 
 
Denzel Washington feels he should be the next Bond. James Bond
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(143)
 


Fri September 05, 2014
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: It's almost like having friends and people who care about you. Almost
 
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Add "unsupervised cartwheels" to the list of things trying to kill kids in Australia
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(25)
 


Thu September 04, 2014
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
American President and UK Prime Minister try to drum up support for attacking the Middle East. This also includes a guy named Hussein. No, I'm not f*cking with you, it just feels like it
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(29)
 
(Hampton Roads)
 
 
 
Transgender SEAL says coming out was the hardest thing she ever did, even harder than ziplining into a terrorist stronghold under heavy machine gun fire in a high heels and a cocktail dress
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(165)
 


Wed September 03, 2014
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"Republicans have scorched so much earth these past six years that it's finally starting to singe their own boot heels. Thus, the Democrats' best hope for November is that enough voters in enough key states are sicker of the Republicans than them"
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(117)
 


Thu August 28, 2014
(National Journal)
 
 
 
For the past year or so, US fracking has prevented gas prices from going bonkers every time some nut feels like getting his jihad on
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(35)
 


Tue August 26, 2014
(The Oakland Press)
 
 
 
County health department feels the need to warn people not to set themselves on fire
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(40)
 


Wed August 20, 2014
(Vice)
 
 
 
Drew feels an ass, invites others to follow suit
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(21)
 


Tue August 19, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Atlanta woman enters mugshot hall of fame after swiping, crashing police car, looks like submitter feels on any given Monday morning
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(26)
 


Thu August 14, 2014
(io9)
 
 
 
Scientists studying unhappiness start with 'career disappointment' first, move on to 'rejection' and end up with 'how your mom feels about you still living in her basement'
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(28)
 
(Instagram)
 
 
 
Determined not to only shoot black men, Ferguson police shot a white female pastor with a rubber bullet while she was praying, are now reportedly looking for an elderly atheist hispanic in a wheelchair to shoot so no one feels left out
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Sat August 09, 2014
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
4th string Bengals QB lets us know how he really feels about playing on the Bengals. Fark: also throws 2 TDs
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(14)
 


Thu August 07, 2014
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Joba Chamberlain feels horrible after hitting ex-teammate Derek Jeter with a pitch, immediately apologizes
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(52)
 


Fri August 01, 2014
(Video Spew)
 
 
 
How it feels to get hit by a drifting race car at 120 mph. Almost
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(12)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
The only way this Captain America hot wheels car could be more patriotic is if it ran on the tears of bald eagles
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(40)
 


Thu July 31, 2014
(CNN)
 
 
 
Kenneth Bae, the American citizen imprisoned in North Korea, says his country has forgotten about him and many days he feels like Kenneth The Half A Bae
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(88)
 
(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
"Activists in South Korea have sent bundles of banned chocolate snacks across the border to the North via a series of helium balloons. Choco Pies are a South Korean chocolate snack filled with marshmallow, somewhat similar to Wagon Wheels"
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(54)
 


Tue July 29, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Lightning strike feels like being cooked in a microwave, says man who has been struck 10 times and cooked in a microwave
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(57)
 


Wed July 23, 2014
(AutoExpress (UK))
 
 
 
Hot Wheels has produced a full-size car based on Darth Vader (pics)
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(22)
 


Mon July 21, 2014
(Wired)
 
 
 
In 20 years, most new cars won't have steering wheels or pedals, will program their allegiance only to Skynet
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(66)
 


Thu July 17, 2014
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
MIT feels that humanity could benefit from a couple of extra robotic fingers on each hand
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(34)
 
(Hampton Roads)
 
 
 
How do you steal $120,000 from a credit union? It helps when the safe is on wheels
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(11)
 
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Robbers chase man in bikini and high heels down the street. Police putting out a drag net for the thieves
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(17)
 


Sat July 12, 2014
(Orange County Register)
 
 
 
Santa Ana man reels in the catch of a lifetime, says he was fishing just for the halibut
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(78)
 


Thu July 10, 2014
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
For a few glorious years in the mid-1960s, the Green Monster showed the world what six wheels and the engine from an F-104 Starfighter could do
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(18)
 


Fri June 27, 2014
(National Geographic)
 
 
 
How electric fish developed their current capacitance. The research is sure to shock you, try not to resist
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(17)
 


Thu June 26, 2014
(MSN)
 
 
 
Wearing high heels, using foreign words or smoking under the age of 40? Enjoy your stay at the gulag
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(20)
 


Wed June 25, 2014
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Curiosity celebrates one year on Mars. Sure feels like longer
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(81)
 


Sat June 21, 2014
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Wait, it's a fish that releases ammonia when you chew it, it peels the inside of your mouth, and even the people who like it say it's like licking a urinal? And for only $150 a plate? Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Sign me up for some of that
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(49)
 
(AOL)
 
 
 
Mysterious sea creature in Gulf finally identified after 2 years thanks to unusual sex organ. After confirming it wasn't your mom, they found it to be a placental jellyfish usually found in the Antarctic that was checking what warm water feels like
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(34)
 


Thu June 19, 2014
(io9)
 
 
 
Article asks "could you learn to love an alien?" Subby often feels like he actually married one
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(55)
 


Tue June 17, 2014
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
RON PAUL to give away an AR-15 rifle to one lucky supporter because nothing feels like freedom more than an assault rifle from RON PAUL. RON PAUL
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(188)
 


Sun June 15, 2014
(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Japan feels envious of Vietnam as role model, mostly over how Vietnamese stand up to Chinese provocation over territorial claims while Japanese hesitate to confront China
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(28)
 


Fri June 13, 2014
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Daytona International Speedway wants to host a Jacksonville Jaguars football game, says they're used to guests coming in, spinning their wheels, going around in circles
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(12)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Why the f*ck does Steve Perry keep singing with The Eels instead of reuniting with Journey?
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(58)
 


Mon June 09, 2014
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Five surprising facts about dolphin sex - or - I accidentally did it on porpoise
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(35)
 


Fri June 06, 2014
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Sarah Palin, apparently on the marketing payroll for Rosetta Stone, suggests a new language product, "KickAss," that she feels may be helpful to Sgt. Bergdahl in his difficulties re-integrating into American culture
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Sat May 31, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mariah Carey aims to prove that she is just like us 'normal people' by wearing a ball dress, fingerless gloves and high heels while riding the subway in New York
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(50)
 


Wed May 28, 2014
(Sun News Network)
 
 
 
Bear climbs up hydro pole, takes power nap, feels recharged
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(23)
 


Mon May 26, 2014
(YouTube)
 
 
 
It's a Motherfarker when Journey's Steve Perry joins the Eels for his first time on stage in nearly 20 years. Stays to belt out a couple of songs you know
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(54)
 


Sat May 24, 2014
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Brannon Braga and Ronald D. Moore discuss the series finale of Star Trek: The Next Generation, which aired twenty years ago. Holy shiat, subby feels old
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Wed May 21, 2014
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Lily Allen says she was offered the role of Yara Greyjoy in "Game of Thrones" but turned it down due to the scene where Theon feels Yara up before realizing Yara is his sister, mostly because Theon is played by her actual brother Alfie Allen
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(92)
 


Tue May 20, 2014
(CBS DC)
 
 
 
David Letterman now feels bad about humiliating Monica Lewinsky, says he should have treated her with the same respect as the women assistants on his show
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(47)
 


Mon May 19, 2014
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
You know you're in a heap of trouble when the cop giving you a roadside DUI test ends it prematurely because he feels you can't complete it without injuring yourself
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(22)
 


Sun May 18, 2014
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Dangerous Dogs Act has come into force. Owners can be prosecuted and jailed if anyone feels threatened if your Corgi jumps on them, even in your own home. Law possibly written by H. Ello Kitty
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