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139 headlines found matching 'edIT'
Sat August 19, 2017
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Since it's almost six whole months until the Super Bowl, here's the boilerplate "how much will lost productivity cost American businesses" article, eclipse edition. (TL/DR: $694M)
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Thu August 17, 2017
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Jimmy Kimmel ramps up his grassroots efforts to discredit and undermine Trump, this time sharing the responses he got from condemning Trump's refusal to admit white people can be terrorists too
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Wed August 16, 2017
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Behold the Master Race, Florida edition
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
"Dixon Sucks Donkey Dicks" remains a cautionary tale preached by editors and journalism professors
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(Fark)
 
 
 
The dos and don'ts of self-publishing: what's worked for you? What lessons have you learned? What's the best way to get reviews and downloads? This is your Fark Writer's Thread, advice edition
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Tue August 15, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Former Treasury Secretary Larry Summers warns that Trump's Treasury Dept. lacks the brainpower to accomplish anything. So, hello S&P credit downgrade
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Seahawks go up, Cowboys go down, and WHAR GRAF in your latest NFL Power Rankings thread, preseason week 2 edition
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Sun August 13, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
In today's game of Clue; The White House Edition, Trump picks Bigot Bannon, in the Oval Office with a cell phone
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Thu August 10, 2017
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Thanks to Global Warming, an expedition is out to sail to the North Pole. Will look for underwater life, Santa's sunken workshop
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(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
Bad: Representative Duncan Hunter is under investigation because his *son* used a campaign credit card to make purchases from Blizzard Entertainment. Worse: Hunter obtained refund for charges after claiming they were fraudulent
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Madlibs, Brexit Edition: ___________ industry worth _______ to the UK economy is looking to relocate to ___________
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Wed August 09, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
"I think we ought to read only the kind of books that wound and stab us." -- Franz Kafka. Huh, I got a nasty paper cut from Catch-22, does that count? This is your Fark Writer's Thread, wounding and stabbing edition
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Tue August 08, 2017
(AOL)
 
 
 
Wallet hack: you'll be less inclined to spend money if you take all your credit cards out of your wallet and throw them away and live within your means
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(Palmer Report)
 
 
 
The Palmer Report would like you to know it has no connection to the discredited conspiracy theorists it has been citing in its stories
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Sun August 06, 2017
(Special Broadcasting Service)
 
 
 
The secret ingredient that makes the Mediterranean diet so healthy: Money
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(ElectoralVote)
 
 
 
United Nations Security Council imposes strong new sanctions against Best Korea, with China surprisingly agreeing to the resolution. So guess who's taking all the credit?
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Fri August 04, 2017
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Credit card rewards are playing harder to get, but that sweet debt hole is sooooo worth it
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Whoaaa there, the independent counsel shouldn't be going on any fishing expeditions, poking into things that are not in his mandate, that's not his job" - Kenneth Starr, reacting to the sudden, unexpected death of irony
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Thu August 03, 2017
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Drug company executive lets an escort he met on Backpage.com spend $5.8 million on his company's credit card. BRILLIANT
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The Nintendo Power Glove, real-life machine gun edition. Legal? Maybe. Fun? Probably. Politically polarizing? You bet
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(NPR)
 
 
 
DNA in human embryos successfully edited for the first time. EVERYBODY PANIC
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Wed August 02, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
It was a dark and stormy night, and then the murders began. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, "OMG I'm late and have to make up something fast" edition
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Mon July 31, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump has 100 percent confidence in Sessions. Guess we know who's up next on Survivor: White House edition
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Why Your Team Sucks 2017: Chicago Bears edition. Sit down, this one's going to take a while
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Sat July 29, 2017
(Variety)
 
 
 
Netflix takes out $750M line of credit to expand-- did they mean by purchasing Trader Joe's? Otherwise, Bezos is going to wipe them out by selling both the videos and the snacks. It's a new game, people
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Fri July 28, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
So, everyone in Washington thinks they're in a poorly written episode of Game of Thrones and most of the country is in favor of installing Hodor as emperor. Let's get a distraction with the Weekly Weird News Quiz, July 16-22 edition
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Thu July 27, 2017
(AP)
 
 
 
Oregon scientists carry out first human gene embryo editing in US, raising the terrifying specter of a genetically enhanced Portland hipster
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Wed July 26, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
"I love being a writer. What I can't stand is the paperwork." ― Peter De Vries. This is your Fark Writer's thread, unproductive edition
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Mon July 24, 2017
(WBUR Boston)
 
 
 
NPR editorialist wants you to know that she doesn't watch any of the television shows you do. Are you listening? I SAID SHE DOESN'T WATCH ANY OF THE SHOWS YOU DO
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Sun July 23, 2017
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Dear Editor: "Why am I writing this letter? Well, I'm writing this letter because I say we petition to get Chick-fil-A open on Sundays. Sundays are days to cherish the Lord, so why not cherish the Lord by going to eat the Lord's calories?"
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Don't be stupid. Eat a Mediterranean diet
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
If you can't discredit the truth, discredit the truthteller
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Thu July 20, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
In a touch of good news in the world of our divided politics, Kamala Harris and Rand Paul write this editorial together about reducing the prison population. Don't abandon hope just yet, my friends
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(10 News)
 
 
 
Bad: Bridal chain goes bankrupt. Bullshiat: Trustee claims that brides who paid for dresses are not due them, and must get in line behind banks and other creditors. Heroes: Former employees break in, take dresses and deliver them
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Blue screen of death, thermostat edition
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Wed July 19, 2017
(Brewbound)
 
 
 
Brewbound announces release date of 2017 edition of Stone Farking Wheaton w00tstout. "It's the perfect beer for a warm summer evening, a cozy winter's night or the approaching destruction of the entire human race"
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Tue July 18, 2017
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Trump credits the Democrats for keeping the Affordable Care Act on the books
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Mon July 17, 2017
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
The 'Game of Thrones' premiere just broke all of HBO's ratings records. Surely Ed Sheeran deserves the credit
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Thu July 13, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Tennis Match: Ocean Edition
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Wed July 12, 2017
(CNBC)
 
 
 
In the bizarre world of monthly make-believe numbers, Americans' average credit score has reached an all-time high
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(Fark)
 
 
 
"Being a writer requires an intoxication with language." -Jim Harrison. Dangit, and all this time I was going with bourbon. This is your Fark Writer's thread, anti-sobriety edition
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Don, Jr. deserves "credit" for releasing emails, claims actual US congressman
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
U.S. website finds food even the British don't want to claim credit for. Happily, New Zealand is there to pick up the slack
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Breitbart editors in leaked internal Slack chat, trying to figure out how to spin Trump Jr emails: "Wow." "???????" "So like, this is straight-up collusion, right?"
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Mon July 10, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Patton Oswalt and Meredith Salenger go troll hunting after they announce their engagement
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Sat July 08, 2017
(Some Cartoonist Guy)
 
 
 
Newspapers are dropping editorial cartoons because they can't find any who are supportive of Trump or something
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Discoverer of Y chromosomes didn't get credit because she didn't have one
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Fri July 07, 2017
(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Lou Dobbs believes Obama is "shadowing" Trump around the world in an effort to discredit and humiliate him. Pretty sure Trump can do that all by himself
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(Palmer Report)
 
 
 
Fake 'collusion tape' classified document sent to Rachel Maddow may have come from the White House in an effort to discredit the lying liberal media
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Trump takes credit for something that happened during Obama's administration. This is not a repeat of the last 283 times he's done this
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(The Blaze)
 
 
 
CNN is apparently to compete with United for bad public relations: Now they've been caught editing video to make it look like Poland's first lady snubbed Trump when in fact she didn't
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Thu July 06, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
For those of you who still have fingers left to make clicky with, it's the Fark Weird News Quiz, 6/25 - 7/1 edition
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Wed July 05, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Bastille Day celebrations in France, editorial decisions on pictorials, and what Samsung's planning on doing with the Note 7's that didn't explode. These are YOUR Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2017-06-25 to Sat 2017-07-01
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Tue July 04, 2017
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Choose Your Own Adventure, Trump Foreign Policy Edition: North Korea fires a missile. Do you: A) Deploy a naval destroyer; B) Pledge strength with China and Japan; C) Mockingly Tweet to Kim "Does this guy have anything better to do with his life?"
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Trump wants the media to give him credit for the Obama economy
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Mon July 03, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Slap some cream on that sunburn, grab something cold, and take the Fark Weird News Quiz, 6/18 - 6/24 edition
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Like Coachella for conspiracy theorists: Jared and Ivanka are partying at a house in the Hamptons owned by a Washington Post editor, with Chuck Schumer, George Soros, Charles Koch, Carl Icahn, and dozens of other politicians and prominent journalists
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Sun July 02, 2017
(Twitchy)
 
 
 
NY Times reports on shooting in "downtown Arkansas", which is the kind of thing their copy editors would...oh, right
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Sat July 01, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
One good thing about this holiday weekend is your credit score will improve
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
C.O. 'Doc' Erickson dead at 93. If you're a film nerd, you has the sad. If not, once you read his credits, you will too
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Fri June 30, 2017
(Steam Powered)
 
 
 
More fun than getting your credit card bill after a Steam sale, it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. What have you been playing? Cold Waters (Red Storm Rising spiritual successor)? Fallout? Rocket League? Friday the 13th? SMB 3? Tell us inside
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Thu June 29, 2017
(Deadline)
 
 
 
New York Times copyeditors decry humiliating layoff process
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Wed June 28, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Samsung to sell refurbished Note 7s with a new name, the "Fandom Edition." Subby would have gone with the "Phoenix"
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Was Russia behind Brexit? Did Le Pen fall on Vlad's sword? What will happen in Germany? THIS is your Senate Intelligence Committee hearing thread "Russian interference in Europe" edition. (10am ET start time)
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Mon June 26, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
CBO Score for TrumpCare: Senate Edition: $321B in reduced spending, 22 million more people uninsured
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Sun June 25, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
We could do dirty limericks here, but first you can take the Fark Weird News Quiz 6/11-6/17 edition
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Fri June 23, 2017
(ArcaMax)
 
 
 
"Dilbert" creator Scott Adams decides that blogging about how awesome he thinks Trump is isn't enough, and has now turned Dilbert into a "Mallard Fillmore" style conservative political cartoon editorializing that Trump is the victim of a "witch hunt"
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Thu June 22, 2017
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Today's mantra for meditation: "Glug, glug, glug"
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Sun June 18, 2017
(Pitchfork)
 
 
 
So, according to Morrissey, putting a "LIMIT ONE PER CUSTOMER" sticker on a limited-edition pressing of a The Smiths single is a conspiracy to "freeze sales" instead of ensuring all fans get to buy a copy and not pay outrageous prices on eBay
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Fri June 16, 2017
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Just returned from a year long arctic dog sledding expedition and wondering what the hell is going on with the FBI investigating Trump? Here's a good run down of what is known so far
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Vampire billionaire and Hank Scorpio impersonator, Peter Thiel, is trying to discredit a year old story about the lengths to which he'll go to obtain fresh blood
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Will Sessions unrecuse himself? Will Mueller announce charges? Will we get a massive story that Rosenstein may have alluded to? THIS is your Trump scandal/speculation "Friday News Dump Day" edition ~ 6pm RT expected shoe drop
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Then he asked me would I read Ulysses to be pretentious to say yes or at least pretend and first I put my credit card out on the counter yes and bought the book because it's Bloomsday yes and his heart was going like mad and yes I said yes I will Yes
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Heroic, 12-year-old Mormon girl stands up in church meeting, and says she knows her Heavenly Father loves her and it is okay that he made her gay. Cowardly church officials cut off her mic. With video
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Wed June 14, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
"You can't just turn on creativity like a faucet, you have to have the right mood- last-minute panic." THIS is your Fark Writer's thread, deadline edition
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Tue June 13, 2017
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Sony Pictures is trying to make the edited for broadcast/in-flight movie versions available to the public at large. When asked for comment, the director's guild said, "No flipping way, you money grubbin' doodyheads"
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Sun June 11, 2017
(The Daily Caller)
 
 
 
Remember when liberals were outraged President Trump might not accept the election results? Welcome to this week's edition of Sore Loser's Theater
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Sat June 10, 2017
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
One of the most popular themes in literature is the "Hero's Journey", as defined by legendary mythologist Joseph Campbell. The Saturday Morning Book Club is looking for the best examples of this theme
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(MSN)
 
 
 
The last time this many Americans suddenly started defaulting on their credit card bills was back in 2008. Gee...wasn't there some sort of financial crisis back then? Good times
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Fri June 09, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
Will Sessions announce his resignation? Will Comey's memos get released? Oh Lordy, I hope the tapes get dumped. THIS is your Trump scandal/speculation thread, "Friday News Dump Day" edition. (5 pm ET expected shoe drop)
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Thu June 08, 2017
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Here's the copyedited "Predisent" press release sent by Trump's lawyers and ... man, that's a lot of red ink
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Wed June 07, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
"I've learned over decades of building that a deadline is a potent tool for problem-solving." -Adam Savage. So if you're short on time, break out the duct tape and C4 because THIS is your Fark Writer's thread, deadline approaching edition
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Tue June 06, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump takes credit for isolating an ally that hosts a military base for us. Yay?
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
China just went full-on Big Brother on its credit card system
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Mon June 05, 2017
(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
*reads headlines* Fark it, we're having a Pony Thread, cosplay edition
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Stephen Curry beating LeBron James in extreme slow motion is a thing of poetic beauty
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Fri June 02, 2017
(Chicago Business)
 
 
 
If Illinois' credit rating gets any lower they'll only get money through payday loans
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Thanks to all those new subscribers, the New York Times will be shiatcanning 100 reporters and throwing its public editor under the bus, but at least their executives will still have summer homes in the Hamptons
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
A pub that left their credit card machine in training mode and lost out on £600 is begging patrons to come back pay their bar bills. Would you?
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Attention Kmart shoppers. We have a blue light data breach special in aisle 12. Don't forget to bring your credit cards
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Thu June 01, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
All that lavish "Dear Leader"-esque praise coming from Trump's minions? One theory is he's writing it himself and they've just given up editing it
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
New ATM skimmers are stealing credit card information while being completely undetected. Although hackers are still taking less money from accounts than the ATM transaction fees
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Pro-Trump lawyer tries to discredit James Comey on CNN, gets called a "partisan hack"
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Tue May 30, 2017
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
How do illiterate people respond to a newspaper editorial? Badly
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Sun May 28, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
The lower your self-esteem, the more likely you'll opt for flashier credit cards with higher fees. "Social image is a substitute for self-image"
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Coming up at the top of the hour it's the Memorial Day weekend edition of Livingston Stapler Company Presents. Join us for two hours of music hosted live by a farker in Juneau, Alaska (9PM AKDT/10PM PDT)
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Sat May 27, 2017
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Melania Trump is being credited with U.S. tourism to Slovenia being up 30%. She may take it upon herself to personally thank all three of those tourists
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Fri May 26, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
NewsFlash
 
There it is - the late Friday Trump-Russia revelation, three day weekend edition
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(CP24 Toronto)
 
 
 
"Hand over those pre-paid credit cards, or you get caulk"
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
You deserve some extra credit if you catch on fire during a high school science experiment
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Fri May 19, 2017
(Wired UK)
 
 
 
Scientists believe they've found a way to cure people with HIV and Zika by infecting them with a CRISPR virus that infects those viruses and edits out the DNA they need for survival. Other phases of the treatment involve needle snakes and gorillas
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Will we get one more major revelation before POTUS goes wheels up? Will we have to live with a dull end to a rollercoaster week? Will Spiceweasel ever come out from the bushes? THIS is your Trump scandal/speculation thread, "Friday news dump" edition
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Thu May 18, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Retail stores are in a LOT more trouble than it looks as an examination of the balance sheets of the few remaining department stores show they are basically credit card companies that give away clothes, shoes, and appliances to cardholders
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(Some Critic)
 
 
 
Leonard Maltin mourns death of VHS, which means death of only-on-tape products like the non-digital edition of Star Wars, the "Betty Boop: The Definitive Collection" box set, and many well-known old movies. Thankfully "Laserblast" made it to DVD
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Tue May 16, 2017
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Bad trailers that show all characters and plot points encourage bad moviemaking, as directors and studios assess trailer reaction, re-edit movie to match the trailer, give the audience exactly the lack of surprise they want
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Washington Post publishes editorial from exiled cleric Fethullah Gulen on the day Turkish President Erdogan meets with President Trump. Coincidence?
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(Independent)
 
 
 
East End residents assess influx of hipster bars and gastropubs, prefer the now-closed strip club. Stripper: "It feels like Shoreditch is finished. You can have a craft lager and an artisanal sandwich and that's it"
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Mon May 15, 2017
(Fox News)
 
 
 
America's oldest verified surviving U.S. WWII veteran turns 111, credits his longevity to cigars and God
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
John Oliver on Comey's firing: "Do you remember normal weeks? Because I don't. I don't remember what they felt like. Trump is so desperate to appear dominant, he will rush to take the credit for anything, no matter how bad it is"
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Sun May 14, 2017
(The Retroist)
 
 
 
Subby gathers change for a rainy day. All my 80's quarters are worn hard while most other years are good. Subby suspects the 80's video arcade era for the well-worn coinage. CSB Arcade Edition to the left. Your thoughts to the right
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Sat May 13, 2017
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Yeah it's a compelling editorial asking how a party that once impeached a president for lying about sex could remain silent about possible treason but the important thing here is that they call Paul Ryan "The Irish Undertaker"
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Fri May 12, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
42% of Americans won't date someone with bad credit. The other 58% are in the process of getting a divorce because they didn't follow that same advice
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Wed May 10, 2017
(Fark)
 
 
 
"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by." -Douglas Adams. THIS is your Fark Writer's Thread, deadline or not edition
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Tue May 09, 2017
(Latest)
 
 
 
Spicer just declared Sally Yates was a Hillary-supporter and 'political opponent' of Trump in an attempt to discredit the former Acting Attorney General's testimony. Not counting Trump's tweets, he has zero proof
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Grand Theft Auto V: Possession with intent to distribute edition
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: In high school, a friend of mine who had an unrequited crush on me photo-edited my head onto half-naked bodies of women. I friended him on Facebook, then had second thoughts; he's apologized. I still feel violated. Do I re-add him?"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Oreo is having a $500,000 competition to determine its next limited edition flavor. Let's help them out, Fark
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Sat May 06, 2017
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
From the "We hate to say you've been doing it all wrong but...you've probably been doing it all wrong" file comes the brushing and flossing edition
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(Outdoor Life)
 
 
 
The zombie apocalypse is upon us. You have space for one book in your pack as you race to hide in the wilderness from the braindead hordes. Which one do you take with you? It's the Saturday Morning Book Club, Survival Edition
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Fri May 05, 2017
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Ebony cuts 1/3 of its staff, moves editorial operations to LA
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Moody's downgrades IBM credit rating to IOU
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Roger Ailes hired private investigators to discredit his sexual harassment accusers
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Bobby Bonilla explains that unbelievable NY Mets contract that still pays him $1.19 million every July 1 until 2035. Credit goes to his agent. Blame goes to the Mets investing with Bernie Madoff
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(Washington Free Beacon)
 
 
 
Netflix airs version of 1996 Bill Nye episode that remoed a segment claiming chromosomes determine gender
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Thu May 04, 2017
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Oh, George Will wrote an editorial about Trump's fitness for the presidency? Well, he's a lifelong conservative, so I can't imagine that he says anything too terr -- oh my
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Wed May 03, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
China to require a government license for any company that publishes, shares or edits news. So if anyone with a good grasp of the language can coach Drew through the approval process that'd be great
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Mon May 01, 2017
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Credit cards, ATMs could now be obsolete in India by 2020. Mostly because they could never design an ATM that could take two chickens and a goat
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(Fark)
 
 
 
LP1000: Last Post Millennial edition. There will be prizes. LGT LP900
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Sun April 30, 2017
(Consequence of Sound)
 
 
 
What was the last concert you attended? Was it any good? Would you go see them again? Should everyone else? It's the Sunday Morning Music Club, concert edition
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Thu April 27, 2017
(Time)
 
 
 
When visiting sketchy areas, travel expert Anthony Bourdain recommends bringing credit card that doubles as knife. "It's not something you'd want to get into a serious fight with, but it might be a rude surprise should someone grab you from behind"
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Tue April 25, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The Klingon edition of Monopoly is now available, k'plah
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Mon April 24, 2017
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Italy's credit rating downgraded to one notch above junk due to large debt, a stagnant economy and divisive politics. Also known as the U.S. business model
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(Coming Soon)
 
 
 
Riddle me this: What show about Batman doesn't have the Goddamn Batman? After a long hiatus, Ed Nygma breaks bad, Dr. Bashir and Court of Owls exert their power, and heroes rise. "Gotham" finally returns with its Spring Edition, "?", FOX, 8 PM
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Smart credit card company Plastc closes, files for bankruptcy without shipping any orders. Apparently the only credit cards they made were the ones they used to finance themselves
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(GamesRadar)
 
 
 
If you're planning to see Guardians of the Galaxy 2 in theaters, don't leave before the credits, or you'll miss the entire movie after the main feature
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Sun April 23, 2017
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Sorry I didn't get you a Mother's Day card, mom. I couldn't afford one. Because you ruined my credit rating. When I was seven. Remember?
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Sat April 22, 2017
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Over 3000 years ago, civilization around the Mediterranean collapsed leaving only Egypt as its sole remaining but weakened power. History, archeology, geology, and other sciences show us what happened and how it could happen again. Worth a watch
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Fri April 21, 2017
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Tennis Match: Lonely Tree Edition
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
RadioShack execs thumb their noses at employees and creditors, request $1.4 million in bonuses for themselves
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